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Anonymous No.725385456 [Report] >>725385625 >>725385885 >>725387326 >>725387462 >>725387496 >>725388040 >>725388316 >>725388561 >>725388828 >>725389598 >>725389816 >>725390891
Witchers
>The Witcher 3 released 10 years, 5 months, and 21 days ago

TEN
YEARS
AGO

This means grumpy /v/irgins are allowed to call it a lost gem and admit it was good now.
Lets talk about it.
Anonymous No.725385625 [Report] >>725386215
>>725385456 (OP)
All Witcher games are shit but 4 will be worse simply because UE5.
Anonymous No.725385885 [Report] >>725385962 >>725389715
>>725385456 (OP)
>still the best written RPG ever made
How the fuck did nothing surpass it in over 10 fucking years? Why is video game writing so stagnant?
Anonymous No.725385962 [Report] >>725386063
>>725385885
>still the best written RPG ever made
go back to plebbit faggot
Anonymous No.725385967 [Report] >>725386389 >>725386867
Skipped the first game since the combat is fucking awful, does 2 get any better after the prologue?
Anonymous No.725386063 [Report] >>725386613
>>725385962
>no argument
go back to playing with your labubus, zoomie
this thread is for adults
Anonymous No.725386215 [Report]
>>725385625
You forget how ass CDPR games are when using their own engine.
Anonymous No.725386389 [Report]
>>725385967
All witcher games have shit combat. TW's is just the least shit.
Anonymous No.725386402 [Report] >>725387142
action rpg with mediocre action and shallow rpg mechanics. people love it for the story and characters... which you can experience without actually playing the "video game" by just watching it on youtube.
discuss.
Anonymous No.725386613 [Report] >>725386852 >>725387141 >>725389814
>>725386063
>shitty combat system where you press one button
>shitty armor system where green means good and red means bad
>shitty batman vision so they don't have to design a real system for hunting monsters
>downgraded graphics so they can sell it on consoles
>they had ciri shill for cyberpunk in a dialogue
Anonymous No.725386852 [Report] >>725387082 >>725387084 >>725387141
>>725386613
and also a shitty and pointless card minigame so they can sell you their own version of heartstone
Anonymous No.725386867 [Report]
>>725385967
The three witcher games have very different combat and basic game feel.
TW2 has 3 acts, with the second being the best, and the third being the worst. So yes, it gets better, but if you hated the start, you won't like what comes later.
Anonymous No.725387082 [Report] >>725387169
>>725386852
>and also a shitty and pointless card minigame so they can sell you their own version of heartstone
This is entirely revisionism.
Gwent was very well liked and recieved, which led to the standalone game being made, not the other way around.

As its written in the OP: its old now. You are allowed to like it, without losing dork cred. No need to vice signal how much you hate it.
Anonymous No.725387084 [Report]
>>725386852
Gwent is the best of TW3 tho
Anonymous No.725387141 [Report]
>>725386613
>>725386852
>it's shitty because i don't like it
nice thinking, nephew
go to bed already, k?
Anonymous No.725387142 [Report] >>725387579
>>725386402
>just watch the game on youtube :)
You liking The Dispatch, fellow visual novel gamer?
Anonymous No.725387169 [Report] >>725387380 >>725390529
>>725387082
no i fucking hate gwent, i hated it in 2015 and i hate it now
Anonymous No.725387326 [Report] >>725387380
>>725385456 (OP)
replaying blood n wine with full RTX, still good
Anonymous No.725387380 [Report]
>>725387169
based
>>725387326
even more based
Anonymous No.725387462 [Report]
>>725385456 (OP)
My last playthrough was NG+ where I romanced Triss and I still think about how terrible the ending felt. Geralt belongs with Yenn...
Anonymous No.725387496 [Report]
>>725385456 (OP)
I wonder if Razorfist is still crying about it.
Anonymous No.725387579 [Report]
>>725387142
>deflecting
classic
Anonymous No.725387614 [Report] >>725387775
The
>whistles for magic horse
copypasta completely ruined this game for me. I can't play it anymore without thinking about the toucan sam vision and the "drowners, gotta be."
Anonymous No.725387775 [Report]
>>725387614
I think because of that meme, TW3 is the last game where I tolerated an open world game with a magic teleporting horse that's not really supposed to be magical.
Anonymous No.725387956 [Report]
What open world game that relies on vehicle transport doesn't let you summon your vehicle instantly from anywhere?
Anonymous No.725388040 [Report] >>725388753
>>725385456 (OP)
Love my wife Triss.Really nice of CDPR to give us a wife across all 3 games unlike Mass Effect(alients don't count)
Anonymous No.725388230 [Report]
Since witcher 3 we improved vidya graphically by 25% at the cost of 500% reduced performance.
Anonymous No.725388316 [Report]
>>725385456 (OP)
I loved Witcher 2, hated 3 from the start. Opinion didn't change even as I forced myself through all of the content trying to find the fun.
There is one exception: Hearts of Stone is VERY good, almost Assassins of Kings tier.
The first game is really good as an RPG and a story, but the gameplay didn't click with me as much as the second game. Still glad I liked it enough to try Assassins of Kings.
Anonymous No.725388561 [Report]
>>725385456 (OP)
Nah, it's still mid.
The story and the world itself are good, but the combat and gameplay loop really brings it down.
There are also certain parts in the story where the pacing sucks and the story itself is kinda cringe.
Blood and Wine is kinda peak.
Anonymous No.725388692 [Report]
How is it a lost gem when it's the normiest most mainstream game ever made?
Anonymous No.725388753 [Report]
>>725388040
JESUS CHRIST
EVERY TIME I SEE HER AND HEAR HER
I WANT TO SMELL HER
VIOLENTLY
Anonymous No.725388828 [Report] >>725389389
>>725385456 (OP)
It took all the tropes that were fashionable at the time with big budget games, mixed them together and created one big generic stew.

>"You see that mountain? You can climb it" open world from Skyrim
>Detective vision from Batman Arkham
>Parry/dodge focused swordplay with lock-on from Dark Souls
>Branching questlines from New Vegas with two warring factions fighting for hegemony subplot, one with clear Roman Empire inspiration
Anonymous No.725388943 [Report] >>725389007 >>725389113 >>725389406
>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
Anonymous No.725389007 [Report]
>>725388943
>not this shit again
Anonymous No.725389113 [Report]
>>725388943
This made broccoliheads shit their pants.
Anonymous No.725389389 [Report] >>725390065
>>725388828
>>Branching questlines from New Vegas with two warring factions fighting for hegemony subplot, one with clear Roman Empire inspiration

This is a long time RPG trope and was not invented or popularized by new vegas. Also the Nilfgaardians are not really Roman inspired. They're most similar to the french empire invading the HRE if I pick to a historical analogy.
Anonymous No.725389406 [Report]
>>725388943
I remember that mission, it was fire
Anonymous No.725389598 [Report]
>>725385456 (OP)
the gameplay in this is so fucking shit its an rpg thats less of a rpg then the newer dragon age games
Anonymous No.725389715 [Report]
>>725385885
tatics orge written better and thats a game from the 90s made by some japo spas
Anonymous No.725389814 [Report]
>>725386613
>>downgraded graphics so they can sell it on consoles
that means nothing if it was some super amazing graphical game it still be shit
Anonymous No.725389816 [Report] >>725390158
>>725385456 (OP)
>admit it was good
Ya, no.
Gameplay - especially combat - sucks ass. There's not much you can do about it, even with mods, cause it's all derivative stuff imported wholesale without the slightest understanding of what made it work. You had detective vision, Bamham combat with rolls out the ass like an even shittier Dark Souls - and worse, a ton of their devtime was spent on visual tech they had to axe anyway, so everything remains undercooked.

What's good is the self-contained stuff, especially Hearts of Stone; Iris von Everec remains the best - and hottest - chick in all the games, with Shani a close second. Blood and Wine was also the last time CDPR was competent; we've yet to see them return to that level, after they assfucked themselves trying to make GTA: 2077.
Anonymous No.725390065 [Report]
>>725389389
anons here are idiots an rpg uses something every CRPG does and it just gets sucked too death
Anonymous No.725390158 [Report] >>725390564 >>725390761
>>725389816
>Gameplay - especially combat - sucks ass.
also you get the protection spell that makes you unkillable so theres no reason to do anything else
Anonymous No.725390367 [Report] >>725390631 >>725391156
playing BG3 a few months after playing TW3 and the step down in soul and maturity is comical, not meaning that TW3 is high-brow or mature but it actually feels like a real story.
Anonymous No.725390529 [Report]
>>725387169
>I hated Gwent therefore everyone did
Anonymous No.725390564 [Report] >>725391072
>>725390158
quen is boring trash, aard is the real mvp
Anonymous No.725390631 [Report] >>725390723 >>725390761
>>725390367
BG3 feels like someone wrote the outline of a generic rpg story and never bothered to fill in the details.
Anonymous No.725390723 [Report]
>>725390631
yeah, im enjoying it but it's definitely massive wasted potential in a lot of ways, a lot of good work was put into it but not enough.
Anonymous No.725390761 [Report] >>725390910 >>725391678
>>725390158
They "balanced" it later by heavily debuffing stamina regen while it was up, so you couldn't do jack shit while it was on - made every fight feel like you were fighting mooks 5 levels over you. The trap spell is the best (not saying much there), and you can probably also make a case for Force push.
>>725390631
It's DnD - they all feel like that.
Anonymous No.725390891 [Report]
>>725385456 (OP)
it was shit compared to first game
Anonymous No.725390910 [Report] >>725391286
>>725390761
>It's DnD - they all feel like that.
BG2 did not feel like that
Anonymous No.725391072 [Report] >>725391465
>>725390564
>725390564
nigga I played it for 10 hours I didn't remember its gay names
Anonymous No.725391156 [Report]
>>725390367
they both are shit stories
Anonymous No.725391286 [Report] >>725391432
>>725390910
Bioware game. You're gonna remember your first experience with their formula most fondly is all - and I think they still had Black Isle helping at that point.
Anonymous No.725391432 [Report] >>725391880
>>725391286
>You're gonna remember your first experience with their formula most fondly is all
i played BG1&2 for the first time like 3 months ago
Anonymous No.725391465 [Report] >>725392268
>>725391072
>played it for 10 hours
then you aren't worth my time plebe
Anonymous No.725391663 [Report] >>725395004
Sorry but we need to wait until Witcher 4 comes out for /v/ to go turncloak and claim that TW3 is a lost gem masterpiece
Anonymous No.725391678 [Report]
>>725390761
I don't recall Quen stifling stamina but that may have been the case on release. Whirl was busted at the time and I built around it.
The real bullshit was the 'next gen' update that changed several of the mechanics and destroyed some of the meta builds, yet didn't touch the Alchemy tree. You can still become a god chugging 4 elixirs and critting everything for 227% base damage, but can't have the food health regen do fuck all apparently.
Anonymous No.725391880 [Report]
>>725391432
Hey, good for your. I liked Arcanum a lot more; can't recall jack shit about BG1, and BG2 felt super bland - like Icewind Dale tier bland. Also knowing WOTC canonised some literal fanfiction LP book just kills all enthusiasm for a replay.
Anonymous No.725392268 [Report]
>>725391465
I dont want you time dickhead
Anonymous No.725395004 [Report]
>>725391663
two more weeks