Thread 725390147

remember the amount of people here saying they will just emulate the Switch 2? how embarrassing

>>725390147 (OP)
Ill get a good backlog of games I guess. They havent released anything I care about yet though.

>>725390147 (OP)
It's a matter of when not if.

Yeah, there's nothing on it to emulate lmao

all the competent hackers got sued and are paying off millions of dollars in debt
remember the leaks when it came out that nintendo hires illegal surveillance and thugs to go after people who jailbreak their systems?

>>725390147 (OP)
at this rate it will take a decade for the switch 2 to get a library worth emulating anyway

Don't laugh anon, they're poor.

>>725390147 (OP)
Kinda not related but why would you emulate anything past the PS2 era, it's kinda worthless no?

>three switch 2 emulator threads popped up at same time
Do tendies really coordinate in some discord to spam shit here? Really?

>>725390147 (OP)
They haven’t made any games yet, so noone cares to make an emulator .

>>725390308
cope snoy

totally organic thread

>>725390308
This. What games does it have available or announced that are worth emulating? New Fromsoft? It kind of just looks like Elden Ring/Bloodborne. Metroid Prime? Looks too… not Metroid. A new Legend of Zelda? Too stuck in its Breath of The Wild phase

>Nintendo are the worst, the switch 2 has no games and if they have games, they suck
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE HACK THE SWITCH 2 ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE

>>725390147 (OP)
>You can't emulate our only two games, TAKE THAT!

Whatever, $500 or however much it cost is nothing to me. It sucks I'll have to play with dogshit handheld specs but it is what it is

>>725390354
it's just jeets seeing a shilled tweet and rushing to make a thread here

>>725390297
Nintendo is a state-owned zaibatsu, I have no idea why people think it's a good idea to fuck with their revenue streams in any way. You're basically asking to get your life ruined by the Yakuza.

how long until the switch 2 can be jailbroken? is it going to require a modchip like later switch 1 models?

>>725390389
my last console was 7th gen and i have never been happier, keep eating shit consoletard

>>725390147 (OP)
Most hackers are from the five eyes countries. We need more slavs in the console hacking scene.

Turns out you can just harass and arrest everyone that is pirating and the piracy just ends. Just keep hammering them and it ends. Makes me wonder why this didn't happen during the DS era, attach rates were terrible back then and suburban moms were buying R4s

>>725390147 (OP)
What are they going to emulate? Banaza and Mario Kart?

>>725390334
Well, I'm waiting - what is there atm? Most emulators get a huge boost when there's something everyone wants. Case in point with PS3 emulation and Persona 5, and PS4 with Bloodborne.

There's nothing to drive anyone to be that interested yet. It's probably gonna be a new Zelda, Smash, the actual new Pokemon Gen or FE that does it.

>>725390479
both correct, i have no interest in modern nintendo games and if they get emulated it's going to be funny seeing the meltdown

>>725390695
exciting isn't it

There's nothing worth emulating retards. Why rush?

>>725390536
Yeah I dont think its single jeet. All three threads have same spammers with same wojaks prepared. Actual tendies raiding /v/ really negroes even snoys didnt do that type of shit.

>>725390708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch_2-only_games

>>725390787
>I must kill the industry through procrastination!

>>725390340
I want a single machine that can run all the games I want. That's it.

At least they are being upfront about the patreon scam.

>>725390826
So, nothing that's currently out. Gotcha

>>725390389
Hilariously, it took a pretty crazy amount of time to emulate the PS3. I think it was five years. Granted the PS3 didn't have shit worth emulating until damn near when the PS4 came out and emulation was such a mother fucker the way launch PS4s had backwards compatibility was by just shoving the guts of a PS3 into the same housing.

>>725390147 (OP)
It's not surprising that emulation isn't moving fast when there's no real reason to push it forward. There's no games anyone would want to play on it so obviously the demand is low and the people working on it can just take it slow and farm donations.
This really isn't an issue about the hardware being oh so secure. It's just the Switch 2 not being worth it.

Nintendo's plan to combat piracy is to release no good games and sue children for having Mario birth parties

>>725390147 (OP)
>oh no, I can't emulate childrens game on my moms pc

>>725390576
ok steamie, enjoy gaben's fat cock until he dies and you lose your games

>>725390354
>>725390815
Not to point fingers, but hasn't it been proven that shartyfags make threads like these to piss everyone off and get as much attention as possible?

Ill wait. I have thousands of games tonl play. By the time i get thorough most will have threads on S2 emulation

>>725391010
>describing another man's cock as "fat"
Do consolekeks really?

>>725390147 (OP)
the fact of the matter is the usual suspects don't want to be sued into oblivion so they're going to hold off on releasing a proper S2 emulator until close to the end of the gen

>>725391010
>what is piracy
Wooow

>>725390552
If nintendo is a yakuza, there's no moral quandaries in murdering their thugs or jailbreaking their products either.

>>725391010
You know he could easily just have pirated those games as well, right? You could just switch out "Gaben" in your sentence with "Sony" and it's all the same - except PC users still have less limitations to console tards.

>>725390965
Scratch that PS3 was backwards compatible with PS2 through shoved in hardware, not the PS4 being backwards compatible with PS3.
PS3 was a fucking disaster of a system from a hardware point of view.

>>725390147 (OP)
what do you need to emulate on a Switch 2 right now? aren't many new games still receiving Switch 1 releases that would be basically identical to their Switch 2 versions after you crank up your Switch 1 emulator settings? it's not like they launched this thing with a revolutionary killer app. the biggest game is probably Mario Kart World and nobody's trying to play that alone in an offline environment. and even if they were, MK8 Deluxe smokes it.

TWO GAMES

>>725391131
I didn't make a moral evaluation, just commenting on the reality of the corporate structure's integration with the Japanese government. Fucking with Nintendo is like fucking with McDonald's.

>>725391221
The software emulation wasn't even that bad though on PS3. There were glitches, some didn't boot etc - but had it been supported and updated longer, it would have been viable.

>>725390147 (OP)
I'll emulate it
Cope

>>725390276
>>725390695
>>725391323
tomodachi life 2 (soon)

>>725390147 (OP)
Why is Masahiro Sakurai sad the Switch 2 isn't easy to hack? Shouldn't he be happy people aren't goimg to pirate Kirby Air Riders?

>>725390932
Did you expect thousands of shovelware games like earlier consoles?

>>725390276
Kirby's Air Academy 8 is coming.

>>725391597
Concession accepted.

>>725390568
Who knows. Maybe they actually got it right this time and their policy of "don't give switch 2 dev kits to untrusted developers" will pay off.

>>725390147 (OP)
Switch 2 has 0 games worth playing. And it will stay at 0 even a year from now.

>>725391752
I already posted the list of games. How is that a concession?

>>725390389
They're right though. Convince to to spend my income on a Switch 2 instead of overpriced Miku figures. What do I even play on it? My Switch has been collecting dust for years.

>>725390297
Should have just used onion hosting

>>725390147 (OP)
it has no games anyway

you cannot emulate the vita either

>zoom zooms getting that terrible realization that emulation takes years to get off the ground

You got lucky with the Switch.

>>725390147 (OP)
I will, in fact, just emulate the Switch 2.
I don't know why this bothers some people.
It's proof that Nintendo are the only ones creating exclusives that are worth of being emulated.

In fact, there is a direct correlation between the slow start on Switch 2 emulation and the weak launch lineup it had.
As better titles inevitably come out, so will increase the demand for emulation.

>>725390475
bot post

>>725392827
How? Name me one (1) game worth emulating

>>725392981
all of those games are worth emulating
you just don't like them

>>725393160
You would suck the teet of Nintendo even if the milk was filled with puss. These games are all derivative

>>725394726
What games do you play?

>>725391492
That's on the Switch 1.

>>725390147 (OP)
PCfags will just have to settle for xbawks and snoy slop to tide them over (they only play console games because PC exclusives went extinct).

>>725394726
All of those games are worth emulating. Just because you dont like them doesnt mean shit. The world doesnt revolve around you.

>>725395193
Not even you know that for sure, shitposter.

>>725390389
Cope. I've barely touched a Playstation.

>>725394726
All milk is filled with pus. Milk is pus.

>>725390147 (OP)
How do you know people aren't quietly working on an emulator and simply aren't being fucking retards and announcing it before it's done after everything that's happened?

>>725395364
I do know you're a narcissist, and ignorant

>>725395881
Not an argument, but I'll take that as projection and a concession, niggerfaggot.

>>725390826
>Welcome Tour consists of 170 trivia questions and quizzes, 20 minigames, and 14 tech demos that showcase the console's different features
>priced and sold separately

>Drag x Drive is a sports video game centered around wheelchair basketball

>The Touryst received "generally favourable reviews" for the Nintendo Switch and Xbox One versions
>Xbox One versions
>Xbox One versions

>>725390147 (OP)
That's alright, I can wait. I've got time.

>>725396098
Struck a nerve, huh?

>725396236
Go necrobump your Famitsu thread, Eric.

>>725396190
>>Drag x Drive is a sports video game centered around wheelchair basketball
I would try it for free tbqh
Sounds funny

>>725391854
You proved his point lmao

>>725390147 (OP)
>Look it up
>It's a hybrid emulator that hasn't even started working on Switch 2 yet
What a nothingburger

>>725396809
How so?

Switch 2 not being emulatable is half the reason why /v/ seethes so hard over it. All those poorfags and turdies who can't play nintendo games anymore.

>>725392392
Yeah weren't people working off of leaked info about some nVidia shield thing that the Switch was based on / similar to?

>How so?
>Show me games worth emulating!
>Proofs
>So barely anything.
>Uhhhm *smacks limps, whips hair back* were you expecting a treasure trove?
Who ordered a double-down?

Post this again when there's a single game worth playing or emulating on the Shit 2

>>725397792
All of those games are worth emulating, you just don't like them

>>725390576
>left console majesty to become a pc nig
My condolences. Have fun with your primarily Chinese userbase and FOTM slop

>>725397961
>console majesty

Makes sense. Told you all it would be a never ever. More importantly, status on getting the NSO Gamecube controller to work on Dolphin?

>I don't like those games so they don't count as exclusives
Every
time

>>725390297
>nintendo hires illegal surveillance and thugs to go after people who jailbreak their systems?
Whaaat? That's crazy, it can't be real.

>>725390147 (OP)
Why would you want to emulate Switch 2 when all the good games are multiplayer?

>>725391361
THREE GAMES

>>725398895
>it can't be real.
because it's not

>Lists a bunch of unreleased game
>"Hurr durr they're worth it, you just don't like them!" ad infinitum
Round and round we go on the Eric cock carousel.

>>725399074
>in a couple weeks
FOUR GAMES
>couple more weeks after that
FIVE GAMES
>couple more weeks after that
SIX GAMES

>>725390568
every single nintendo console gets hacked... until it doesnt.

>actually look at the tweet instead of the faggot zoomer qrt
>it's not even a switch 2 emulator, it's just some hobbyist trying to make his own switch 1 emulator from scratch
>everyone here is arguing over a fictional reality because they can't be bothered to read
jeet thread

>>725399381
>Lists a bunch of unreleased game
good morning sir

>>725390297
I mean the government does that too but I rarely see people and journalist up in arms about it

>>725390147 (OP)
99.99% of switch games are midslop
except Mario odyssey and botw

>>725397334
It reach peak until people can't inject Pokemon anymore, Then it will get good, ive read anons saying that will cause it to be hacked once and for all, lol lmao even.

>>725397334
Every SEAmonkey I know became pissed when the Switch 2 was announced and gave me the emulation cope when I said I was going to get one.

>>725390776
god the whole "it would be funny" cope is annoying

>>725399751
Nintendo fanboys got throughly buckbroken by Switch piracy that now they're resorting to misinformation to feel better

What's the issue? Is it emulation scenes being wary of Nintendo because they will skullfuck them in court and ruin their lives?

Or is it the actual technical challenge? I thought the Switch 2 architecture was supposed to be pretty similar to Switch?

>>725410616
It's a mix of the Switch 2 being a lot more secure with no easy exploit like the recovery mode one and everyone competent already got hit by Nintendo or are scared of getting hit so they're staying away from it.

>>725410985
Interesting, that makes sense. Hopefully they luck into some magic exploit in time (like the Turuwaito Purincess one for the Wii)

>>725406719
>left with no arguments
>c-cope!

>>725412623
i'm not the anon you were arguing with, that shit just triggers my autism

The thing is even if I dont get to emulate it I also dont give a fucking about having one.
There's plenty of renting console shit nowadays too any nigger can do that...

>>725390475
As much as I'd want a spiritual successor to MM, Nintendo is going to play it extremely safe from now on. MM was very divisive at launch too.