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Anonymous No.725390147 [Report] >>725390243 >>725390253 >>725390308 >>725390340 >>725390357 >>725390487 >>725390604 >>725390695 >>725390970 >>725391007 >>725391103 >>725391323 >>725391457 >>725391556 >>725391834 >>725392264 >>725392816 >>725395036 >>725395594 >>725396223 >>725396908 >>725398958 >>725402768
remember the amount of people here saying they will just emulate the Switch 2? how embarrassing
Anonymous No.725390243 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
Ill get a good backlog of games I guess. They havent released anything I care about yet though.
Anonymous No.725390253 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
It's a matter of when not if.
Anonymous No.725390276 [Report] >>725391492 >>725391725
Yeah, there's nothing on it to emulate lmao
Anonymous No.725390297 [Report] >>725390552 >>725392213 >>725398895 >>725401442
all the competent hackers got sued and are paying off millions of dollars in debt
remember the leaks when it came out that nintendo hires illegal surveillance and thugs to go after people who jailbreak their systems?
Anonymous No.725390308 [Report] >>725390389 >>725390475
>>725390147 (OP)
at this rate it will take a decade for the switch 2 to get a library worth emulating anyway
Anonymous No.725390328 [Report]
Don't laugh anon, they're poor.
Anonymous No.725390334 [Report] >>725390708
>Yeah, there's nothing on it to emulate lmao
Anonymous No.725390340 [Report] >>725390880
>>725390147 (OP)
Kinda not related but why would you emulate anything past the PS2 era, it's kinda worthless no?
Anonymous No.725390354 [Report] >>725390536 >>725391070
>three switch 2 emulator threads popped up at same time
Do tendies really coordinate in some discord to spam shit here? Really?
Anonymous No.725390357 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
They haven’t made any games yet, so noone cares to make an emulator .
Anonymous No.725390389 [Report] >>725390576 >>725390965 >>725392197 >>725395420
>>725390308
cope snoy
Anonymous No.725390467 [Report]
totally organic thread
Anonymous No.725390475 [Report] >>725392827 >>725416050
>>725390308
This. What games does it have available or announced that are worth emulating? New Fromsoft? It kind of just looks like Elden Ring/Bloodborne. Metroid Prime? Looks too… not Metroid. A new Legend of Zelda? Too stuck in its Breath of The Wild phase
Anonymous No.725390479 [Report] >>725390776
>Nintendo are the worst, the switch 2 has no games and if they have games, they suck
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE HACK THE SWITCH 2 ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE
Anonymous No.725390487 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
>You can't emulate our only two games, TAKE THAT!
Anonymous No.725390496 [Report]
Whatever, $500 or however much it cost is nothing to me. It sucks I'll have to play with dogshit handheld specs but it is what it is
Anonymous No.725390505 [Report]
>cope snoy
Anonymous No.725390536 [Report] >>725390815
>>725390354
it's just jeets seeing a shilled tweet and rushing to make a thread here
Anonymous No.725390552 [Report] >>725391131
>>725390297
Nintendo is a state-owned zaibatsu, I have no idea why people think it's a good idea to fuck with their revenue streams in any way. You're basically asking to get your life ruined by the Yakuza.
Anonymous No.725390568 [Report] >>725391760 >>725399484
how long until the switch 2 can be jailbroken? is it going to require a modchip like later switch 1 models?
Anonymous No.725390576 [Report] >>725391010 >>725397961
>>725390389
my last console was 7th gen and i have never been happier, keep eating shit consoletard
Anonymous No.725390604 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
Most hackers are from the five eyes countries. We need more slavs in the console hacking scene.
Anonymous No.725390612 [Report]
Anonymous No.725390623 [Report]
Turns out you can just harass and arrest everyone that is pirating and the piracy just ends. Just keep hammering them and it ends. Makes me wonder why this didn't happen during the DS era, attach rates were terrible back then and suburban moms were buying R4s
Anonymous No.725390695 [Report] >>725390784 >>725391492
>>725390147 (OP)
What are they going to emulate? Banaza and Mario Kart?
Anonymous No.725390708 [Report] >>725390826
>>725390334
Well, I'm waiting - what is there atm? Most emulators get a huge boost when there's something everyone wants. Case in point with PS3 emulation and Persona 5, and PS4 with Bloodborne.

There's nothing to drive anyone to be that interested yet. It's probably gonna be a new Zelda, Smash, the actual new Pokemon Gen or FE that does it.
Anonymous No.725390776 [Report] >>725406719
>>725390479
both correct, i have no interest in modern nintendo games and if they get emulated it's going to be funny seeing the meltdown
Anonymous No.725390784 [Report]
>>725390695
exciting isn't it
Anonymous No.725390787 [Report] >>725390865
There's nothing worth emulating retards. Why rush?
Anonymous No.725390815 [Report] >>725391070
>>725390536
Yeah I dont think its single jeet. All three threads have same spammers with same wojaks prepared. Actual tendies raiding /v/ really negroes even snoys didnt do that type of shit.
Anonymous No.725390826 [Report] >>725390932 >>725396190
>>725390708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch_2-only_games
saucy No.725390865 [Report]
>>725390787
>I must kill the industry through procrastination!
Anonymous No.725390880 [Report]
>>725390340
I want a single machine that can run all the games I want. That's it.
Anonymous No.725390903 [Report]
At least they are being upfront about the patreon scam.
Anonymous No.725390932 [Report] >>725391597
>>725390826
So, nothing that's currently out. Gotcha
Anonymous No.725390965 [Report] >>725391221
>>725390389
Hilariously, it took a pretty crazy amount of time to emulate the PS3. I think it was five years. Granted the PS3 didn't have shit worth emulating until damn near when the PS4 came out and emulation was such a mother fucker the way launch PS4s had backwards compatibility was by just shoving the guts of a PS3 into the same housing.
Anonymous No.725390970 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
It's not surprising that emulation isn't moving fast when there's no real reason to push it forward. There's no games anyone would want to play on it so obviously the demand is low and the people working on it can just take it slow and farm donations.
This really isn't an issue about the hardware being oh so secure. It's just the Switch 2 not being worth it.
Anonymous No.725390997 [Report]
Nintendo's plan to combat piracy is to release no good games and sue children for having Mario birth parties
Anonymous No.725391007 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
>oh no, I can't emulate childrens game on my moms pc
Anonymous No.725391010 [Report] >>725391087 >>725391120 >>725391145 >>725391230
>>725390576
ok steamie, enjoy gaben's fat cock until he dies and you lose your games
Anonymous No.725391070 [Report]
>>725390354
>>725390815
Not to point fingers, but hasn't it been proven that shartyfags make threads like these to piss everyone off and get as much attention as possible?
Anonymous No.725391075 [Report]
Ill wait. I have thousands of games tonl play. By the time i get thorough most will have threads on S2 emulation
Anonymous No.725391087 [Report]
>>725391010
>describing another man's cock as "fat"
Do consolekeks really?
Anonymous No.725391103 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
the fact of the matter is the usual suspects don't want to be sued into oblivion so they're going to hold off on releasing a proper S2 emulator until close to the end of the gen
Anonymous No.725391120 [Report]
>>725391010
>what is piracy
Wooow
Anonymous No.725391131 [Report] >>725391375
>>725390552
If nintendo is a yakuza, there's no moral quandaries in murdering their thugs or jailbreaking their products either.
Anonymous No.725391145 [Report]
>>725391010
You know he could easily just have pirated those games as well, right? You could just switch out "Gaben" in your sentence with "Sony" and it's all the same - except PC users still have less limitations to console tards.
Anonymous No.725391221 [Report] >>725391393
>>725390965
Scratch that PS3 was backwards compatible with PS2 through shoved in hardware, not the PS4 being backwards compatible with PS3.
PS3 was a fucking disaster of a system from a hardware point of view.
Anonymous No.725391230 [Report]
>>725391010
Anonymous No.725391323 [Report] >>725391492
>>725390147 (OP)
what do you need to emulate on a Switch 2 right now? aren't many new games still receiving Switch 1 releases that would be basically identical to their Switch 2 versions after you crank up your Switch 1 emulator settings? it's not like they launched this thing with a revolutionary killer app. the biggest game is probably Mario Kart World and nobody's trying to play that alone in an offline environment. and even if they were, MK8 Deluxe smokes it.
Anonymous No.725391361 [Report] >>725399074
TWO GAMES
Anonymous No.725391375 [Report]
>>725391131
I didn't make a moral evaluation, just commenting on the reality of the corporate structure's integration with the Japanese government. Fucking with Nintendo is like fucking with McDonald's.
Anonymous No.725391393 [Report]
>>725391221
The software emulation wasn't even that bad though on PS3. There were glitches, some didn't boot etc - but had it been supported and updated longer, it would have been viable.
Anonymous No.725391457 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
I'll emulate it
Cope
Anonymous No.725391492 [Report] >>725394906
>>725390276
>>725390695
>>725391323
tomodachi life 2 (soon)
Anonymous No.725391556 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
Why is Masahiro Sakurai sad the Switch 2 isn't easy to hack? Shouldn't he be happy people aren't goimg to pirate Kirby Air Riders?
Anonymous No.725391597 [Report] >>725391752
>>725390932
Did you expect thousands of shovelware games like earlier consoles?
Anonymous No.725391725 [Report]
>>725390276
Kirby's Air Academy 8 is coming.
Anonymous No.725391752 [Report] >>725391854
>>725391597
Concession accepted.
Anonymous No.725391760 [Report]
>>725390568
Who knows. Maybe they actually got it right this time and their policy of "don't give switch 2 dev kits to untrusted developers" will pay off.
Anonymous No.725391834 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
Switch 2 has 0 games worth playing. And it will stay at 0 even a year from now.
Anonymous No.725391854 [Report] >>725396809
>>725391752
I already posted the list of games. How is that a concession?
Anonymous No.725391982 [Report]
>@TheNintendoGoof (blue checkmark)
Anonymous No.725392197 [Report]
>>725390389
They're right though. Convince to to spend my income on a Switch 2 instead of overpriced Miku figures. What do I even play on it? My Switch has been collecting dust for years.
Anonymous No.725392213 [Report]
>>725390297
Should have just used onion hosting
Anonymous No.725392264 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
it has no games anyway

you cannot emulate the vita either
Anonymous No.725392392 [Report] >>725397461
>zoom zooms getting that terrible realization that emulation takes years to get off the ground

You got lucky with the Switch.
Anonymous No.725392816 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
I will, in fact, just emulate the Switch 2.
I don't know why this bothers some people.
It's proof that Nintendo are the only ones creating exclusives that are worth of being emulated.

In fact, there is a direct correlation between the slow start on Switch 2 emulation and the weak launch lineup it had.
As better titles inevitably come out, so will increase the demand for emulation.
Anonymous No.725392827 [Report] >>725392981
>>725390475
bot post
Anonymous No.725392981 [Report] >>725393160
>>725392827
How? Name me one (1) game worth emulating
Anonymous No.725393160 [Report] >>725394726
>>725392981
all of those games are worth emulating
you just don't like them
Anonymous No.725394726 [Report] >>725394791 >>725395193 >>725395592
>>725393160
You would suck the teet of Nintendo even if the milk was filled with puss. These games are all derivative
Anonymous No.725394791 [Report]
>>725394726
What games do you play?
Anonymous No.725394906 [Report]
>>725391492
That's on the Switch 1.
Anonymous No.725395036 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
PCfags will just have to settle for xbawks and snoy slop to tide them over (they only play console games because PC exclusives went extinct).
Anonymous No.725395193 [Report] >>725395364
>>725394726
All of those games are worth emulating. Just because you dont like them doesnt mean shit. The world doesnt revolve around you.
Anonymous No.725395364 [Report] >>725395881
>>725395193
Not even you know that for sure, shitposter.
Anonymous No.725395420 [Report]
>>725390389
Cope. I've barely touched a Playstation.
Anonymous No.725395592 [Report]
>>725394726
All milk is filled with pus. Milk is pus.
Anonymous No.725395594 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
How do you know people aren't quietly working on an emulator and simply aren't being fucking retards and announcing it before it's done after everything that's happened?
Anonymous No.725395881 [Report] >>725396098
>>725395364
I do know you're a narcissist, and ignorant
Anonymous No.725396098 [Report] >>725396236
>>725395881
Not an argument, but I'll take that as projection and a concession, niggerfaggot.
Anonymous No.725396190 [Report] >>725396498
>>725390826
>Welcome Tour consists of 170 trivia questions and quizzes, 20 minigames, and 14 tech demos that showcase the console's different features
>priced and sold separately

>Drag x Drive is a sports video game centered around wheelchair basketball

>The Touryst received "generally favourable reviews" for the Nintendo Switch and Xbox One versions
>Xbox One versions
>Xbox One versions
Anonymous No.725396223 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
That's alright, I can wait. I've got time.
Anonymous No.725396236 [Report]
>>725396098
Struck a nerve, huh?
Anonymous No.725396364 [Report]
>725396236
Go necrobump your Famitsu thread, Eric.
Anonymous No.725396498 [Report]
>>725396190
>>Drag x Drive is a sports video game centered around wheelchair basketball
I would try it for free tbqh
Sounds funny
Anonymous No.725396809 [Report] >>725397047
>>725391854
You proved his point lmao
Anonymous No.725396908 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
>Look it up
>It's a hybrid emulator that hasn't even started working on Switch 2 yet
What a nothingburger
Anonymous No.725397047 [Report]
>>725396809
How so?
Anonymous No.725397334 [Report] >>725403434 >>725403837
Switch 2 not being emulatable is half the reason why /v/ seethes so hard over it. All those poorfags and turdies who can't play nintendo games anymore.
Anonymous No.725397461 [Report]
>>725392392
Yeah weren't people working off of leaked info about some nVidia shield thing that the Switch was based on / similar to?
Anonymous No.725397792 [Report] >>725397903
>How so?
>Show me games worth emulating!
>Proofs
>So barely anything.
>Uhhhm *smacks limps, whips hair back* were you expecting a treasure trove?
Who ordered a double-down?
Anonymous No.725397894 [Report]
Post this again when there's a single game worth playing or emulating on the Shit 2
Anonymous No.725397903 [Report]
>>725397792
All of those games are worth emulating, you just don't like them
Anonymous No.725397961 [Report] >>725398080
>>725390576
>left console majesty to become a pc nig
My condolences. Have fun with your primarily Chinese userbase and FOTM slop
Anonymous No.725398080 [Report]
>>725397961
>console majesty
Anonymous No.725398628 [Report]
Makes sense. Told you all it would be a never ever. More importantly, status on getting the NSO Gamecube controller to work on Dolphin?
Anonymous No.725398648 [Report]
>I don't like those games so they don't count as exclusives
Every
time
Anonymous No.725398895 [Report] >>725399326
>>725390297
>nintendo hires illegal surveillance and thugs to go after people who jailbreak their systems?
Whaaat? That's crazy, it can't be real.
Anonymous No.725398958 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
Why would you want to emulate Switch 2 when all the good games are multiplayer?
Anonymous No.725399074 [Report] >>725399387
>>725391361
THREE GAMES
Anonymous No.725399326 [Report]
>>725398895
>it can't be real.
because it's not
Anonymous No.725399381 [Report] >>725400714
>Lists a bunch of unreleased game
>"Hurr durr they're worth it, you just don't like them!" ad infinitum
Round and round we go on the Eric cock carousel.
Anonymous No.725399387 [Report]
>>725399074
>in a couple weeks
FOUR GAMES
>couple more weeks after that
FIVE GAMES
>couple more weeks after that
SIX GAMES
Anonymous No.725399484 [Report]
>>725390568
every single nintendo console gets hacked... until it doesnt.
Anonymous No.725399751 [Report] >>725408262
>actually look at the tweet instead of the faggot zoomer qrt
>it's not even a switch 2 emulator, it's just some hobbyist trying to make his own switch 1 emulator from scratch
>everyone here is arguing over a fictional reality because they can't be bothered to read
jeet thread
Anonymous No.725400714 [Report]
>>725399381
>Lists a bunch of unreleased game
good morning sir
Anonymous No.725401442 [Report]
>>725390297
I mean the government does that too but I rarely see people and journalist up in arms about it
Anonymous No.725402768 [Report]
>>725390147 (OP)
99.99% of switch games are midslop
except Mario odyssey and botw
Anonymous No.725403434 [Report]
>>725397334
It reach peak until people can't inject Pokemon anymore, Then it will get good, ive read anons saying that will cause it to be hacked once and for all, lol lmao even.
Anonymous No.725403837 [Report]
>>725397334
Every SEAmonkey I know became pissed when the Switch 2 was announced and gave me the emulation cope when I said I was going to get one.
Anonymous No.725406719 [Report] >>725412623
>>725390776
god the whole "it would be funny" cope is annoying
Anonymous No.725408262 [Report]
>>725399751
Nintendo fanboys got throughly buckbroken by Switch piracy that now they're resorting to misinformation to feel better
Anonymous No.725410616 [Report] >>725410985
What's the issue? Is it emulation scenes being wary of Nintendo because they will skullfuck them in court and ruin their lives?

Or is it the actual technical challenge? I thought the Switch 2 architecture was supposed to be pretty similar to Switch?
Anonymous No.725410985 [Report] >>725411987
>>725410616
It's a mix of the Switch 2 being a lot more secure with no easy exploit like the recovery mode one and everyone competent already got hit by Nintendo or are scared of getting hit so they're staying away from it.
Anonymous No.725411987 [Report]
>>725410985
Interesting, that makes sense. Hopefully they luck into some magic exploit in time (like the Turuwaito Purincess one for the Wii)
Anonymous No.725412623 [Report] >>725413014
>>725406719
>left with no arguments
>c-cope!
Anonymous No.725413014 [Report]
>>725412623
i'm not the anon you were arguing with, that shit just triggers my autism
Anonymous No.725415649 [Report]
The thing is even if I dont get to emulate it I also dont give a fucking about having one.
There's plenty of renting console shit nowadays too any nigger can do that...
Anonymous No.725416050 [Report]
>>725390475
As much as I'd want a spiritual successor to MM, Nintendo is going to play it extremely safe from now on. MM was very divisive at launch too.