Thread 725417810

>when a protag is so good thateveryone is too busy arguing about what girl is best for him instead of complaining he sucks

say thank you to Robert Robertson the Third (III)

zoglennialslop :|

why am I seeing so much marketing spam for a western visual novel

>>725417961
I get given coupons to Tomboy Hooters with every positive post.

>>725417961
Its fun, its episodic so there's been discussion for the past month per two episodes, and all the characters are enjoyable.

Invisigoth, from SDN (Southern Gaul area).

>>725417810 (OP)
Robert is a "literally me" character but is written decently to the point you root for him

>Robert: hey guys sorry I'm late I was doing stuff
>Malevola: I'm stuff
>Sonar: just as planned

>>725417961
It releases two episodes every week, so just when one discussion has run its course and is about to die, another shows up.
The same shit happens on /tv/ with some weekly shows. Hell, Game of Thrones ate the entire board when it first aired in ways that makes even the constant AI slop threads seem infrequent.

>Then I met you and my eyes changed
>And now you're in my eye range, I'm gunning for you
>You changed my heart in a big way
>Now every day's a celebration and I wanna say

>When you're around, it's already alright
>Already alright, like a radio
>I'm tuning into you
>(I'm tuning into you)
>You're turning me on
>(You're turning me on)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS5hcJldoKk

This game actually has me interested in trying capeshit comics. I just have to find a comic about a team of loveable fuck-ups.

>>725418686
streamer cucks and their viewers got absolutely fucked by not getting to listen to this

>>725417810 (OP)
>real hero
>lives to avenge his father
>inspires good in everyone
he's the goat

>>725417810 (OP)
i've been too afraid to ask before but what are the lines on his face?

at first i thought they were scars but they're completely symmetrical.

>>725418686
I am going to kill myself.

>Mandy Robertson
>Courtney Robertson
Which has a better ring to it?

>>725419308
Facial hair

>>725419471
There's still hope anon.

>>725419487
Courtney sounds cuter and Courtney Robertson is the whitest sounding name of all time which is funny

>>725418873
Seriously the song makes the whole scene perfect

>>725418686
reminder that courtney specifically chose to play this song because it shows her feelings about robert

>>725419487
Chad Robertson

>>725419526
I have no hope, i have no dream, i have a tiny little peen and it doesn't even function.

>>725419667
What a cutie,

>>725419487
Katon-Ur Robertson or Dumpy Robertson

>>725419487
Unironically Courtney. Mandy isn't a pretty name. "Mandy" is a nickname, not a people name

>>725417810 (OP)
Beef is my favourite character

>>725417810 (OP)
Buy an ad.

>>725421454
That boy could lose some weight

What ethnicity is Courtney?

>>725422175
We had a fight about it a few threads back. Majority is that she's at least half asian

>>725420296
PHENOMAMAN. ARRIVING . ON THE SCENE.

>>725422175
>What ethnicity is Courtney?
A villain

>>725422774
Israeli?

>>725422175
100% American.

>>725422175
Every character in the game is the same ethnicity as the voice actor, like Flambae.
Therefore, Inivisgal is the same ethicity as Laura Bailey - amerimutt, partial Filipino.

>>725423267
damn did Laura's filipina genes even try with that mixture?

If you kept your flyer you didn't beat the game.

>>725423805
She's probably as asian as I'm cherokee, but that 1% is good enough to justify making Invisigal into an asian.

>>725418759
The animated DC suicide squad movies aren't half bad. Specifically, Assault on Arkham and Hell to Pay.
Dispatch is better, but the actual comics are kind of mid.

>>725422568
phenomenal

>>725417810 (OP)
Why can't he tell when he's being flirted with?

>>725427587
autism

>>725418517
Its really bizzare that most tv shows now just dump all episodes our at once per season.
Like doesn’t that just hurt your subscription service not dangling a weekly episode and the tv show with it being now irrelevant until the next season?
Whats even the point if episodes when you do it this way you, might as well release the whole season as one large movie

>>725427587
hes just like me. for real.

Posting before the shitposters flood in

>>725417810 (OP)
This is what real love looks like

>>725419487
That's Amanda Robertson to you

>>725427587
He may be a little retarded

This just makes me want to reread parahumans.

>>725422175
Laotian

>>725417961
telltale games are the closest the industry gets to true point and click adventure games

Anyone else really like the villain designs from ep5?

BB seriously pulled a “whole new world“ on Rob. Also the romantic pauper’s dinner. She really is a Disney princess. She’s almost a perfect match for Belle and Jane.

>>725428232
why is there a villain bar in LA anyway?
wouldn't that place be on a 24/7 watchlist?

>>725428232
I hope we see that again, maybe fighting waterboy since they have opposite powers.

>>725417810 (OP)
>e-celeb dick suckers can't stop sucking dick
True.

>>725428269
This completely mogs the last....century? Of Disney's output. That's why I'm not complaining about her scenes. Her scenes are top to bottom 10/10 master class.

>>725427825
They think that just because we binged shows during covid that we'll continue consuming media like that.

>BBnig talking to himself about disney princess movies again
mentally well and also regressed to 12 years old

>>725428232
The fact that there's a known villain bar implies that either all of California is fucked or that the world's social norms are just different.

>>725428246
It's one way for them to balance the attention Visi gets compared to BB. Their screen time is about the same, but Visi has a lot more weight in Robert's life in regards to making the Man Mecha again. Meanwhile, BB's relationship is some saucy office drama that's more lighthearted and gossip-able.

Change my mind on brown women

>>725428506
Shan't.

why does this game in particular attract so much garbage AI art

>>725427587
he was stuck in a big ass mech punching people from basically late childhood to 30. His interactions with women are saying "no problem" after being thanked

>>725428392
ever heard of biker bars?
>>725428506
picrel
>>725428587
1-it still doesnt have much
2-it's 2025
3-maketing

>>725428461
Uh huh and you know what? When I turned 7 years old I got to go to Disney world and I watched the Beauty and the Beast stage play for kids and I was chosen to play Gaston for that play, and the Belle actress was marvelous and stunning and I instantly fell in love with her. She and other women like her are a blessing on this Earth for the way that they bring so much Light and joy to so many people that they don't even know. Those are undeniable traits that can't just be forced.

Disney princesses are cool. Talk to a little girl family member about it sometime, if you haven't. Pretty fun talks.

>>725428587
It's still too fresh to have actual artists. Give it time.

>>725427587
He can. He even tries to put the moves on BB before fumbling it. It's just the thread interpreting things a certain way.

>>725428478
I don’t know what place a Visi romance has in the narrative. It doesn’t develop Robert in any way. With BB he’s considering what it’s like to be Robert instead of just MM. It mirrors BB’s development.

I guess you could argue IG is a test of forgiveness that mirrors his decision with Shroud but that’s flimsy. The romance just seems to be for IG way more than it is for Robert.

>>725428589>>725427587
he almost killed himself with alcohol after his last gf left him

>>725428139
>don't ever intend to smoke
>still want a zippo
What can I do with a lighter that isn't arson? I like burning things but for that I just use kitchen matches.

>>725428478
Dive and biker bars exist, anon.

>>725427587
Maybe in your incel game where Robert doesn't fuck....?

>>725428478
>The fact that there's a known villain bar implies that either all of California is fucked or that the world's social norms are just different.

There do exist bars and stripclubs in our world that are pretty much known to be frequented by gangs and the mob.

>>725428757
>The romance just seems to be for IG way more than it is for Robert
It is what it is. It's not a shitpost. It's a cold hard reality. There has been no intimacy whatsoever between them at all like with BB. The high of the dream sex scene is fading when people realize how badly she has botched her cold approach. Her dance and her song fit more closely with Robert and BB, and the story makes more sense if she watches.

>>725428232
Almost every female streamer is simping on this guy. Is this peak female fantasy?

>>725428478
in this universe supervillains are just criminals of varying degrees. not every villain is a most wanted terrorist routinely holding the world hostage, the people in that bar are probably just gang members who've been busted for assault, larceny, etc. at worst

For episodic games, do you think its better to buy right away, or wait for them to finish to get a sense of the overall reception of it? I'm still on the fence

>>725428757
The Visi romance provides some conflict in regards to Visi's past interactions with Robert, and adds a bit of extra depth to their social dynamic. It's a former villain seeing that there's more to life than what she perceives and a washed-up hero seeing he can do a lot more than what he thinks.

It's definitely way more for Invisigal than it is for Robert, though.

>>725428864
>>725428782
>>725428985
I see that I am very sheltered. I would have just thought that the degree of crime that supervillains get up to, along with their heightened threat level, would warrant people busting up their shit instead of just letting it be.

>>725428921
I think it was meant for both. It just depends whether you self insert as Visi or Rob.

>>725428232
They have fucking nailed absolutely everything. This guy is so badass and intimidating. And guess what? You kick his ass. Fuckin amazing. Love that sincerity. Cool bad guy? Fuck him up. That's Mecha Man shit. No suit.

>>725428392
That's the first time I've ever seen an Anno image used as a reaction image.

>>725428993
I hate episodic games, since there is always that concern that everything will fall apart at the end and I'll feel like a dumbass for buying in in the first place
I didn't buy Dispatch until episodes 5-6 came out and have seen every release get nothing but praise; and knowing that the story isn't hinged onto its ending since in the grand scheme of things it's prretty low stakes

>>725429012
Just like real biker bars, you can't arrest someone for having tattoos that mean they're a part of a gang, they need to be actually doing something criminal. Having Shroud's enhancements means you're certainly a villain and everyone knows it, but you can't just roll up and have Pman punch everyone with them because laws'n'sheet

>>725428587
Its literally just one giga autist needing to justify their AI subscriptions

>>725428993
Episodic games are kinda retarded but the upside is you get some good /v/ content out of it

>>725428757
Visi's romance IS the narrative. It starts and ends with their lives intersecting whether you like her or not.
Dispatch is a story about a low-tier, young, impressionable villain being mentored by a jaded, older, and suddenly disabled hero. You can not avoid doing this and you can not avoid Visi's feelings for Robert.
You can romance her, tell her to fuck off, or whatever, but every single major plot point is because of or spurred on by Visi doing something for or to Robert. That is Dispatch

>>725428587
the art style is aislop

>>725429226
>retarded faggot that ignores my White hand that I posted continuously doesn't even know that Google Gemini is free
Saar....your redeeming of that card....has been denied.

>>725428993
I like the discussions that happen between episodes, so I'll often start before it's finished. Sometimes the threads are one of the best parts. Threads for this game have been okay. Gotten worse over time.

>>725417810 (OP)
>Superpower: Pussy magnet

>>725428993
It was worth the 30 bucks for me to have had these threads for the past 3 weeks, so I think taking a risk on it if you like the first bit and also have a reason to trust the devs not to fuck up is fine. If Dispatch had been months between episodes, I'd have been more pissed, but the slow story drip ensuring everyone is on the same page has actually been really nice outside of them being tech idiots and leaving everything there to get datamined.

>>725429274
I KNOW Invisibitch is working with Shroud, I just can't prove it
Mecha Man gets blown up, she shows up the next day?
Fuck outta here

>He's going to forgive Invisigal
Still can't see my Robert doing that. Wish the characters in the game would tell truth from time to time instead of forcing drama.

BB and Phenomaman are really good dancers.
I guess that makes sense though. Without sex they had to find other ways to enjoy each other’s company.

so outside of the romance is the plot any good? thinking of playing it at some point once it's all out.
Is the actual dispatch part any good?

>>725429428
>You forget you work for the fuckin' SDN, we love theories, c'mon spin me a story, invisibitch!

>>725429469
Yes, the game is great. Buy it now

>>725417961
It gives incels the feel of having a social life and even romantic episodes with women
And you're on incelland.org
Put one and one together, chief

>>725429530
>buy
nou

>>725429553
Go pirate it then, it doesn't have any DRM worth mentioning.

>>725429469
Just refund it if you don't fuck with it. My only real complaint is it's got some millennial humor that's iffy but that's kind of a "huh I wonder who that signs for" moment with a Critical Role game

>>725429351
just attach your hand to every ai post you make

>>725417810 (OP)
He's the "intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor" meme, except it's actually played off as a flawed personality that can blow up in his face.
It's like he's written by a redditor with enough self awareness to know it's cringe, and that's refreshing.

I'm so sick of retards crying about AI when it helps create great loods and amazing memes almost instantly

>>725429684
>great

>>725428993
usually the latter but I watched two episodes of this on youtube and then immediately bought it because I was fucking hooked

Not video games

God, I love brown women so much.

>>725429709
Yes

>>725429709
It's starting to get ridiculous out here, and I'm just using the most off the shelf thing there is. I also did this Malevola mug shot edit, which has been a smash hit so far. The devs were too lazy to make a mugshot, so I did it instead. Is it perfect? No. But it's a great looking image now that feels complete

>>725428587
i think that's what is going to happen to every new ip that comes out from now on

>>725419487
Malevola Robertson ofc

>I love brown women
>/v/ applauds
>I love White women
>/v/ grumbles

Shame about Visi's nose ring. Those always look awful.

What about I love Asian women?

>>725429904
99% of AIsloppers don't put an ounce of effort into their gens because low effort was the whole appeal of AI
Redeeming AI is a losing battle, doomed from the start

>>725417810 (OP)
GO TO /VG/ YOU ANNOYING FAGGOTS

>>725430113
If she was actually East Asian or visibly Asian in any real way, she would be more popular with me, but she'd also lose the people who are obsessed with calling East Asians "bugs"

>>725429904
Red chick looks way better with pupils
nothing redeems the aussie style though

>>725430075
You're awfully insecure about your white woman fetish.

>>725428993
it's like a tv show, especially now with all these streamers fucking up the choices and so you have to go make your own (correct) choices
i've been having fun on /v/, which hasn't been the case since the obama years.

>>725430280
...You mean my in race preference?

Why did we get the two least interesting characters as love interests? I want Malevola and Prism.

did visi get nuked out of the queen of /v/ thing yet or no

>>725430321
Devs love to go with the most vanilla options most of the time.

>>725430342
She and BB failed the test, yeah. Too new.

What do people even discuss about this game? There's no gameplay really, it's more of an episodic TV show with some interactivity thrown in.

Anyway BB is the better girl but I wish Malevola was an option too.

Coupe ultimately doesn't matter. Yeah I was disappointed by Sonar being 32 and having the sensibilities of a 12 year old
>Le boobs! Dude weed and coke lmao
Because when I see a Bat in a superhero thing I expect and I want a Batman-copy not a dull rat-eater who kisses the butt of tech moguls

>>725430321
I'll take one Coupe please. I want to tease her about her love of romantacy.

>>725430447
>people can't discuss tv shows
huh?

>>725430319
>my in race preference
You've been babbling about it so frequently that it's gone into fetish territory. Cool off a bit for a thread or two and you won't have to post your hand any more.

Beef from Dispatch > that cat everyone wanted to have sex with from that music game no one played

>>725430447
We discuss the characters and the choices and things about the gameplay and story we like however we want. Contribute whatever you'd like

>>725430430
oh well I still love my stupid fucking jobber...
>>725430447
We're just waiting for the last ep on Wednesday. Cliffhanger last week so it's on everyone's minds, I guess. I feel a little bad about thread spam but ehhhh a lot worse games have had a lot longer runtimes

Would invisigal be into race play

>>725430447
man I wonder how anyone could POSSIBLY discuss a tv show with story choices

>>725430501
Can't do my boy Punch Up like that, especially after what he's gonna do next week on my behalf to Toxic's nutsack

>>725430527
Hi-fi rush was kino, you faggot

>>725417810 (OP)
he's a blank slate of a character

which makes him the perfect listener

>>725417810 (OP)
boomers are coming

>>725430662
>he fills a dispatch call with three of its most relevant stat
>prism has made bogus calls before
>she could easily call in and ask for some help
>"There's a problem in the house at <garbled address>! I think that new water vomit hero needs to go! and make sure it's just him and nobody else!"

>be me
>romanced BB
>fired Coupe
>recruited Waterboy
>didn't brofist Royd

>>725430775
>didn't brofist Royd
I'm curious how much stuff like that really matters.

>>725430758
>send him and prism
>caller gets unreasonably happy about TWO waterboys

thread theme

https://youtu.be/LYQcYakpWDs

>>725430775
>didn't brofist Royd
I didn't know I could hate someone this much.

There is nothing to fix.

>>725431000
Royd violated the bathroom code of conduct in every possible way. I'm not going to bro fist him while using an urinal.

She's not done saving Robert yet

>>725430890
>there's a stopsign pop-up
><The house seems to be pitch black, other than some creepy glowing lights coming from one room at the top of some stairs. Pink and blue strobe lights, to be specific. There seems to be some sort of music playing in the background, but it's unclear if the music is meant to be welcoming or threatening.

>FLEE from the scene
>DESTROY THE BUILDING
>LOCKED : WATERBOY REQUIRED
>[Waterboy:] Do what must be done. Step up and be a hero.

>>725431143
God reserves the hardest tasks for his greatest warriors.

>>725431143
>>DESTROY THE BUILDING
>picking this option and succeeding it immediatly downs Prism no matter where she is

>>725431084
It's a back-of-the-hand brofist, hygiene is maintained.
Plus, he wasn't even touching his dick

Why is Invisigirl being Filipeno such a huge bone of contention? Have you guys never been around lower class Flip girls from troubled homes? The ones that aren't pregnant by the time they graduate high school almost all go into street racing, petty crime, and generally antisocial behavior.

>>725430715
So, can he finally make up his mind if he had access to full season or not?
I wouldn't be surpised if Critical Drinker pulled some shit out of his ass, because Critical Drinker.

>>725427825
as a humble lurker perpetually out of touch and never caring for timely """discussion""", i appreciate big fat dumps
but the answer probably lies somewhere in it being the weird half-measure between legacy of weekly TV and straight-to-internet distribution
nowadays, once the season is ready to air, it is completely finished, so why not just release it all at once? but then why are episodes still a thing then? on-demand doesn't have timeslots, so can't the director make splits as he sees fit, provided the overall runtime is effectively the same?
shit's weird

>>725428587
Get used to it, humanigger. That's what the robots will call us.

>>725431084
To be fair to him, he apparently has no choice other then to use the giant sized one that's next to you with how he pisses, and he had to go pretty fucking bad given he's pissing for a solid 30 seconds with rushing water sounds the entire time so it's not like he's even just hanging around try and force something out.

Blazer seems like she’ll want to get married and start having kids fast. I’m not sure Robert is ready for that yet.

>>725431280
>>725431280
>>725431291
There's special dialogue if you unlocked Super Eager Sponge, and a hidden 2X XP bonus.

>No matter what Prism is doing, she will immediately be set to resting.
>"God-DAMN, that was good. Mister Dispatcher, Waterboy's grandma needs some help, so I'm gonna go with 'im."
>"Wh-huh? But my grandma - "
>"Shh-shh-shhhhut the fuck up."
>"Y-yes, ma'am."

>Both heroes will be removed from the shift for two minutes
>Upon their return, Waterboy will have four extra skill points, but will be treated as injured
>Prism will have two extra skill points and will automatically succeed her next Dispatch call, regardless of whether or not she meets any stat requirements.

The combo of her design, animations, and Laura Bailey are too fucking powerful

These devs need to be stopped

>>725431507
Kino.

Wait the waterprism memes were real?

>>725418759
Look up the Justice League era that had Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, Fire and them. Lovable shit heads saving the day.

>>725431606
Some leakers say yes, but we can't really be sure.

I bought the game for blazer but i feel bad for invisigal.after playing the game. would she settle for being 2nd wife or mistress?

>>725431567
i really just love her expressions man, they honestly make the character

>>725431734
I feel bad for the guy who who got arrested and had to get bailed out of jail yesterday for being a drunk piece of shit. Still don't trust him

>>725431734
a traitor like her only deserves a ring or to become your joker

>>725417810 (OP)
First you say you won't
Then you say you will
You keep me hangin' on
And we're not movin' on
Or standin' still
Mandy! you've got me on my knees
Mandy! it's killin' me

>>725431606
Always have been

>>725418470
this would get 700 updoots on reddit, perhaps you'd feel more at home there faggot

>>725431734
She gets over it in the end.

>>725431734
If you treat her well, she'll learn that romantic love isn't the only kind of live she can receive and moves on.

for everyone into this for the very diet version of visual novel romance, prepare for them to completely abandon both routes completely if they ever do a sequel. a telltale classic. if something can go one of 2 ways, that something definitely does not matter in the long run.

>>725431425

cant wait for the final verison of these edits with the addition of ep7 & 8 scenes

>>725431958
I was just thinking that.
Invisigal is going to relapse no matter what, and it'll be like Batman Season 2 where she's either your supervillain gf or supervillain enemy.

Yeah I'm thinking at least 6 children with Invisiqt

>>725431997
Do they each get a suit?

>>725431567
A solid third of the animation work in the game was spent on people's eye movement, it feels like, and it's fucking amazing how well it manages to convey subtle shit.

>>725431958
I want Dispatch 2 at a different branch with a different cast. Give me a Citadel DLC for this one of a bunch of low stake shit to spend more time with the cast, but Robert and Visi's stories will be over at the end of it one way or another.

>>725431997
>Robert trying for Robert the 4th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9ur0VfVn0

>>725431507
>writers barely disguised fetish
I’m not going to judge too hard, Waterboy needs the win

Why is the Mecha-Man suit so big anyways? If you slimmed it down to be more like a Kamen Rider armor, I think Robert would be a much more efficient hero.

>>725432093
robert 1 was a big guy

>>725431734
On 2nd thought i kinda feel like I got baited. Idk if it's just playing the dispatch mini game. But it feels Invisigal has way more screentime than Blazer

>>725432093
Its looks cooler if its big

>>725432093
Has a lot of gadgets and shit, plus this doesn't seem like a world with super-tech that would allow it be minimized that easily. Even super genius Shroud's shit is pretty bulky like Thundercuck's backpack and weapons.

>>725417810 (OP)
I wish there were some gay options like Phenomeman and Waterboy.

>>725428392
Do you want the villain jews raping your normie GF drugged with mad scientist super drugs at your local bar?
How about walking in on that co-worker you just *sort* of know being lobotomized by some mutant villain freak over a football game?

I love that the internet is totally convinced that it's fucking BB that's the traitor and working for Shroud, even though it makes no fucking sense and Visi is this innocent dindu, even though she's a supervillain with so many red flags around her you can start a communist rally.
The Boys really mindbroke people. Also, I guess all it takes is show Visi's tits and people are willing to forgive her everything.

>>725432220
fuck off fag, youve got millions of wokeslop games to go play

>>725417810 (OP)
Thanks for being a GOATed protagonist Robert. I’m gonna set you up with a real nice wife brother, we just gotta stick it out for one more week.

the real question isn't whether blonde blazer or invisigal are more compatible with robert. the only thing that matters to me is which one has better feet.

'i'm a superhero too, i have a suit/device!'

i'm afraid its just always lame. iron man is still cooler than falcon for example, but its the same shit. anybody could put on that suit and do the same shit sooner or later. it doesn't matter if someone is super strong because of some magic bullshit that happened to them, at least they don't need a piece of equipment anyone else can get.

>>725432209
>plus this doesn't seem like a world with super-tech that would allow it be minimized that easily.
And yet a central plot point is the Astral Prism that seems like an infinite power source no bigger in size than a clinched fist. hmmm...

>>725432245
why does anyone even think theres a traitor

at no point has anyone ever said 'theres a mole at SDN'

[Buy a fucking ad]

>>725432220
get the fuck out of here faggot

>>725432245
>I love that the internet is totally convinced that it's fucking BB that's the traitor and working for Shroud, even though it makes no fucking sense and Visi is this innocent dindu, even though she's a supervillain with so many red flags around her you can start a communist rally.
Considering the illusion of choice being at the center of narrative based games like this, wouldn't the more likely option be that both of them are traitors?

>>725432262
blonde blazer is definitely the better match. robert is the type of stunted guy that needs a mommy wife to take care of him with nursing handjobs. also sex scene?

>>725432280
>piece of equipment anyone can get
Except its not, its incredibly expensive to maintain, to the point Robert is totally broke and makes NO profit off his work

On top of that, Robert often does his hero shit outside the suit when he has no powers to back him up

>>725432304
Shroud showing up to reclaim the Pulse right after the Z-team figures it out. I personally am on them just having him hacked SDN or some shit instead of it being an actual person that we interact with.

I try not to hate on video game discussion on /v/ because at least it isn't politics or something, but I urge you to just go out and talk to women instead of diving into shit like this. If you do it, starting right now, you will look back at yourself 5 years from now and see the you posting in this thread and think, "Holy shit I was a huge fucking faggot." I seriously hope you heed my advice on this subject.

>>725432360
Yes but it’s better for IG if Rob picks her.

>>725432304
The traitor is the guy you fired. Also Visi worked for Shroud and destroyed your suit. It's fine, she's sorry about it.
Fuck off, Visi.

How did Robert get alerted to crimes during his superhero career?
SDN uses dispatchers, obviously, but what did Robert do? Listen to police scanners? Pure detective work? Did he have informants within the superhero community that fed him tips on stuff they didn't want to handle or that he'd be interested in?

>>725432262
Blonde Blazer is confirmed 10/10 manicured Stacy feet. Truly heaven on Earth.
Invisigal is still at least 8/10 Tomboy feet that are dirty and stinky and sweaty. Still good, but a different breed.

>>725432403
I've been posting in this thead the entire evening while on a Discord call with the girl I'm kind of dating. Now what, faggot?

>>725432387
There were plenty of ways for a leak to occur even without a knowing leaker; for example, if he had any kind of access to Downtown's request processing, which was hinted at in the red ring questline in episode 5 if you didn't fuck up the combat cap mission to start it.

>>725432093
Mechs>Power Armor

it's over
it's never been more over
it's more over than it has ever been

>>725432387
>Shroud showing up to reclaim the Pulse right after the Z-team figures it out.

And half the other villains in the city figured it out, the Z team only found out about its location after other criminal had the information on its location

>>725427971
>all this time I thought Robert was the ultimate gigachad
>keeping all his hoes in line without falling for shit tests
>it’s been months and he hasn’t cracked either of the girls clearly drooling for his cum
He might actually be asking that question legitimately. Maybe Robert 3 HAS been in the suit too long.

>>725432403
>normgroid seething about dating sims
Funnyroo

>>725432452
I've been wondering this too. Seems like he had no idea what SDN was despite several years in the biz and tangling with big bads like Shroud.

>>725432452
Given the two times we've seen Mecha Man go into action, the first episode and the Flambae flashback, it was detective work for the first one and then probably a police scanner for the second given he's talking with the cops outside.

>>725432403
I hope you kill yourself personally

>>725432452
We see him actively cooperating with police during the flashback to his fight with Flambae, so he most likely had a police informant/liasion like Jean DeWolffe was before she got ACK'd in Spider-Man, or Detective Gordon for Batman.

Blonde marriage POV pics please

>>725428269
Meanwhile Visi is singing “won’t say I’m in love.”

>>725432452
Mechaman is famous and beloved in the community, cops probably tip him off to incidents all the time

>>725432403
I try to hate on normalniggers as much as possible so I urge you to go back

>>725432653
https://youtu.be/fXjzloT4y-0

>>725432093
Because the Mecha Man suit is a bipedal tank meant for fighting true freaks, or for emergency services. Robert would have actually died in a KR sized power armor against Toxic and the Red Ring gang in episode 1. In fact Flambae probably would have killed him.
The mecha allows him to have a gajillion different answers to any problem and in all but the worst cases, a virtually unlimited health bar.

>>725432280
>anybody could put on that suit and do the same shit sooner or later.
OK, I want you to get in an F-16 and dodge 6 SAM missiles, then also repair and improve your plane by yourself.
You have to pay for everything BTW

>>725432280
Okay, Kai, you pilot the Gundam then while Amuro bangs all the girls on White Base.

>>725432526
i hope that this is aislop, and that you didn't draw this by yourself

>>725432502
Yea, there was even the hacking thing with someone fucking with Florida Man's comedy notes as a lampshade for it being a possibility.

>>725432541
Shroud pretty clearly sent them there or posted a bounty for the Pulse and it's location given that you see some members of his A-team tangling with Visi even before he gets there. It could just be coincidental timing, but people are expecting a TWEEST because the idea of the story being played straight and everyone being what they seem to be is a foreign concept in 2025.

>>725432403
Is this your first day on 4chan? Jesus Christ dude you really need to fuck off and die. Please heed my advice on this, bitch.

what do we think lads

>>725432526
She should be invisible while watching

>>725432903
I want you to put the slop down

>>725432903
gross
put it back the way it was

>>725432903
The nose ring only works with short hair.
Try her in pigtails or a ponytail.

>>725432903
Strict upgrade

>I forgive you, Visi
>I forgive you for ruining my suit and my life in the process
>because thanks to that, I've learned there are more important things in life than superhero work
>and if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have met the one woman I want to share the rest of my life with.
>I wouldn't have met...
>Blonde Blazer.

>>725432520
Disrespectfully, you are just wrong as hell.

what if roberta

>>725432768
Funny how nobody wants to fuck Coupe.

>>725433086
Who?

me ripping apart jeetsloppers

>>725433086
I don't find her sexy in the slightest, but I do love how chunni she is

>>725429551
KEK
fucking incels man

>>725432802
Sayla>the rest of 79 girls

>>725433016
>genderbend character
>still looks like a man, but with different hair

>>725432526
LMFAO!
Noice

>>725433086
Coupe is taken dumbass

notice how all the invistroons are genderbending the characters constantly

pretty weird

>>725433086
Reserved for Punch Up

Reforming villains into heroes seems like it should be a way bigger deal than SDN is treating it as. The fact that people as powerful as Flambe are even willing to try it says a lot.

Remember no trashtalking the girls

>>725433128
That's a huge Shroud

>>725428232
Yes, because they followed the time honored rule of making villains ethnic as fuck.

>>725432903
Doesn't fit the character. Even when they were experimenting with her design, she never had long hair

>>725428758
>he almost killed himself with alcohol after his last gf left him
I'm surprised he got one in the first place

>>725430715
>1 - 6
??? I watched the video earlier and he said he had the full game.

>>725433086
Who? I have Sonar in my team

>>725433128
>I knew you'd rip me apart and make sausage out of my entrails, Robert. It was all part of my master plan to recover the Astral Pulse.

>>725428967
idgi

>>725429904
maskless Coupe looks kinda cute ngl

>>725433179
>Implying Punch Up wouldnt fall Out of the Car trying to Order this way

>>725433086
Can't take Punch Up's kwaeen away from him anymore then I can Waterboy's

the character that should have long hair is coupe, it should be in a bun like in the concept art.

Antichrist babies with Malevola

>>725433305
Drinker is a grifter and I don't mean that in the "he's not a leftist" brainrot way, the dude just phones it in and says whatever is expected of him. Dumb retard probably didn't even realize the full game isn't out yet because he likely never played it

>>725433326
my guess is jeet joke
roughly 90% of all "oh yeah well black man fucks white woman" posts on the internet are jeets

Invisigal gives of megara vibes

>>725433424
ah yea, i just couldn't tell thanks

mogs every aislop in this thread

I usually arive late to the party so never really got to see the waifu wars develop in real time, this is a first.

>Critical Role is actually working on Dispatch comicbooks and TTRPG
I would read shit that shit.

>>725433512
robert isnt that big, let me guess female artist

>>725433410
She's an atheist.

>>725430075
On /v/ we talk about our fetishes like normal people.
Liking white women is normal if you're white. Only a fetish if you're brown. So you easily out yourself saar.

>>725433512
fuck
I am going to have so much trouble committing to the supervillain route this wednesday instead of just giving them a happy ending

>>725433603
thats what multiple saves are for

>>725419487
Janelle Robertson

>>725417961
Its a super hero story that isn't full of edgy retarded shit like the Invincible or the Bad Boys. It is done with earnests.

>>725433616
well obviously I'm gonna do both
and a Blonde Blazer run
but I meant for my first run

>>725428757
As far as developing Robert, I’d say that if you commit to following Visi’s advice when she offers it (I.e. trusting the team with your identity) it leads to a path where Robert is able to be closer to the team with her help. It’s kind of a nice give and take where he is mentoring her on being a hero while she helps him connect to his team of reforming villains. Obviously he’s able to that to an extent without her, but the bonds really seem to deepen if you do it her way.

>>725422175
She's an amalgamation of all brown races, so Latinx, Arab, and SEA.

>>725433641
Im too much of a romantic, my main save is 100% happy ending

>>725433636
I dunno man that bar fight was edgy af
Robert ripped that fucking chick's eye out and the screaming was pretty horrific

>>725432251
>>725432320
Get pegged by Invisibitch.

>>725433641
First run is the canon run, anon.

>>725433578
>Be Satan
>Have child
>Look Forward to finally getting the Antichrist Shit going
>Its a Girl
>Her Mother raises her to be a good person
>Ohcomon.jpg
>Have an Idea
>Make Sure she grows Up to be Atheist so she doesnt believe in the Antichrist stuff
>You will have an Antichrist grandchild, your maker BE damned!

>>725432380
It's pretty impressive seeing Robert aim dodge multiple guns.

>>725433695
self defense isnt edgy

>>725428993
I’ve enjoyed the theorizing and shitposting with you dorks, and only bought the game around the release of part 2 because of the threads so I guess it worked. Not usually how I like to play these things but it’s been nice. Will miss it.

>>725433671
I love multiracial qts

>>725433725
so supervillain then, got it
I am not ready

>>725427794
Do you have a source? I think I know that artist but I can't remember the name

>>725422175
Pretty sure shes Laotian

>>725433730
She probably acknowledges demons and hell existing but can rationalize them as unexplained scientific phenomena.

>>725433573
>>Critical Role is actually working on Dispatch comicbooks and TTRPG

they're going to milk the fuck out of this, arent they

>>725433695
Yea, but you also had the dude Malevola was choking out telling her he's into it, and "Bitch, you blind foreva". The edgy parts weren't glorified and made a spectacle, they were just there to show there was some real stakes, especially since Robert doesn't have powers.

>>725433416
I see. I don't watch him so I didn't know. Probably should have known from his acting. Always be suspicious when they have some sort of gimmick.

>>725432280
I just realized that Robert actually does carry a gun while out of the suit.
Reminder that all "heroes don't kill" Roberts are non-canon.

>>725433741
they could've just had her smash a chair over her head or something. I'm not complaining, I like how scrappy Robert is in that fight, I'm just saying it got pretty edgy there.

>>725429041
>you were there when Robert’s blood-stained DNS uniform gained eligibility for coolest super hero costumes conversations

>>725433771
Kalamariboy
https://kalamariboy.tumblr.com/

>>725433841
Its a stun gun

>>725433841
could be a taser

>>725433824
A proper game set in the Dispatch universe with a character creator would be easy money. Don't make it an MMO, but have a multiplayer element to it.

>>725433693
Hero x villain is the most romantic shit ever.
I wish there was more of that type of thing. Two people in love but also dedicated to their ideals and beliefs that put them at odds.

This king has spoken. It’s over Dispatch, bros…
https://youtu.be/aB8THGzZEns?si=XjK4MVu0j9JUNh0H

>>725429303
They hated him because he posted the truth.

>>725433695
If it was Invincible or The Boys edgy robert would pull out a knife or use a broken bottle and hang someone by their entrails just to show that this is a mature story that can show real gore

>>725433086
I'm not an Irish dwarf, I don't stand a chance.

I was watching a streamer play dispatch during the scene where chase asks robert if he'll kill shroud and I realized he's probably not dead since the "chase remembered that" would be pointless

>>725433086
She uses her own blood as sauce, that's a bit too chuuni for me

>>725433576
Presumably once he's gotten his muscle back post-coma

>>725433864
>>725433885
he actively attempted to kill Flambe, intended to kill Shroud, and probably doesn't give a fuck about killing in self defense.

>>725433897
what are you talking about? he said it was good.

>>725433936
It could also have been used to throw people Off. You wouldnt expect a character to die Just after being told that what you told him is gonna have an effect later on

>>725433978
>he actively attempted to kill Flambe

Wrong, and he also clearly feels massive amounts of guilt over having to even maim him to stop him.

>>725434000
And he’s always wrong, which means it’s not good

>>725433978
Heroes don't kill

>>725433936
first telltale game?

>>725433864
>>725433885
Yea, let me "taze" Shroud's brains all over the floor.
Yea, because the guy using a hyper lethal plasma sword and cannon that shreds metal catwalks is gonna use a walmart taser.

>>725433897
He likes it.

>>725434048
good thing my villain gf is willing to kill for me

what changes in the story? lets say they keep their original personalities.

>>725433978
Him mutilating Flambae was a Last Resort Method after Flambae stopped every other non-lethal method Robert Had, that wouldnt have done lasting harm.
2 less important Fingers are a Lot better to lose than an arm or the ability to.walk>>725434000

>>725433897
Go back to bitching about Doctor Who you twat

>>725433978
>attempted to kill Flambe
if he wanted to kill Flambae he wouldve used his Mech gun to put a hole in his chest, he clearly just wanted to disable him(violently)

>>725434108
he gets fired and arrested for sneaking into the ladies' restroom to tell her that he masturbated to her that morning and getting up in her face for a staredown

>>725434000
>>725434074
And now discourse is quickly devolve into “actually, the game agrees with MY politics!” Forever

>>725434108
robert is the most popular husbando of the year and goes down as one of the most popular male characters of all time because women love "i can fix him" types. blonde blazer (male) doesn't stand a chance.

>>725430447
Mostly we argue about which of our choices that change the minutiae of the story and try to determine who created the perfect timeline.

>>725434108
>original personalities
just a shittier story then
>swap personalites
smut dark romance female coded slop

>>725434108

it suddenly becomes a game aimed at women instead of men

Why doesn't Courtney just kill herself?

>>725434048
Whats the Californian Law on Self-Defense?

>>725434197
nah
most people love it and don't care about that gay ass shit

>>725430342
You care about that rigged and botted shit?

>>725434256
chase you've been unconscious for weeks and you woke up just to post that?

>>725434256
she has to kill Mecha Man for breaking her heart first

>>725434256
Because Robert believes in her

>>725432703
Licking BB pits!

>>725434197
When Critical Drinker really likes something but is afraid he'll betray the dumbass audience he's captured by, he'll pretend all the woke stuff doesn't actually exist or is "not that bad". he did it with the last predator movie and with Thunderbolts.

Truth is, his videos would be 100x more tolerable without all the cherry picking he's done since around 2022.

>>725433897
>calls roberts mech a power suit
>suits are worn
>robert doesnt wear it

its literally in the name, autism triggered reeee

WHITE BOY SUMMER
WHITE BOY SUMMER
WHITE BOY SUMMER

>>725434494
>White Boy Summer
>not Waterboy Summer

>>725430572
She’s into whatever Robert’s into. That’s her whole deal. She’s a youngish malleable girl who’s eager to please and has a dirty mind.

Who is the biggest hater in the game?
Flambae? Chase? Shroud?

>>725433824
Well yeah, Critical Role should be studied for how good they are at milking something.

I also think that CR is the definite junior partner in terms of making Dispatch good, I think Adhoc is carrying them like a motherfucker.

>>725417810 (OP)
He's so hot bros. I just wanna ride him

>>725434494
>>725434539
>Wet Boy Summer

>femcel
>gooner
>girlfailure
>tsundere
>tomboy

when the trailer initially released from her design alone I thought she would've been a typical girlboss dyke. I did not expect her to actually be this cute

>>725434553
>young
She's 27. She's not younger than Robert by much

>>725434313
Made me lol

how the fuck is he so likable? when I first heard about this game like last year I thought it sounded like he was going to be a little bitch.

>>725434605
you think she's ever used the word "moid" unironically?

Press Conference where Mecha Man explains that his dick cures supervillainy and it's EXTREMELY important he continues to fuck Invisigal for the good of LA when?

>>725433897
>Full game review
Few hours later it's:
>Episodes 1-6 review
Make up your mind, you washed up grifter.

>>725430572
>Raceplay? What are you, a /pol/fag?

>>725432280
>>725432380
>>725432725
>>725433841
>>725432802
Explain this from a game call City of HEROES

>>725434787
need instant loss of this panel followed by her and robert in the next panel

>>725434560
Flambae loses his hater card for decided he only kinda hates Robert now

Shroud wins because hes a multi generational hater

>>725434678
That would imply she posts here

>>725433256
If she did Squats like Prism Did , she would've been a 10/10

>>725434197
He literally said that the game doesnt have a political message one way or another

>>725434494
White boy milienium

>>725434675
Aaron Pauls a great voice actor

>This bus full of children is in your hands, Mecha Man
>all you have to do to save them is just give me one night
>ONE NIGHT

>>725434871
I mean she probably does

>>725431779
Feels like they really had to nail her subtleties in particular (I think they did great with everyone) because her actual dialogue is so abrasive but her actual actions and expressions are where you get her development. She’s a great example of show-don’t-tell.

>>725417810 (OP)
>Robert Robertson
there hasnt been writing this good since BoJack Horseman

Would it be kino?

>>725435027
Bojack Horseman is ass.

>>725432548
>months

It's been a few weeks.

>>725435109
who is Bob III?

>>725434919
So since the gaming channel isn’t as popular, it’s the only place where he can be honest anymore?

>>725417961
cope. this mogs every single eastern visual novel.

>>725434873
Probably the funniest line in the whole game

>>725435147
Do you really have to ask?

>>725434985
>massive booba
>natural beauty
>good charisma
>clean feet
She can birth em

>>725435151
I dont think hes ever honest because hes a grifter. What I am saying that he didnt tried to drag it into any side

>>725418759
two words

Plastic Man

>>725418759
Red Hood and the Outlaws

>>725435258
fair enough

For me it's Equilibrium

>>725428767
if you get one get the butane vector insert

the normal naptha insert dry out like crazy unless you add a seal and replace all the cotton and wicks with new better materials, then it will last like 3 weeks or so and by the time you bought all the camel hair and heavy survival wicks and seal you could have bought like 2 or 3 inserts

>>725435242
Nah that goes to "Robert is bullying me! Make him Stop!"
The fact Phenomaman says it exactly Like a four year old makes IT hilarious, I actually Had to Pause the came to Stop laughing

>>725434965
Seems more crystal cafe

>>725435353
sex with pom pom and brainbook at the same time

>>725433086
If she was an option I'd pick her over the other two in a heartbeat, same with Malevola and Prism, all three are hotter than the force-focused options. None of them are going to be a option though, unfortunately, and she's also Punch Up's friend/exgf in the story, so with that in mind there's really no point in saying Coupe is hot or waifufagging her. The only side girl that might get a crumb of attention if you ignored the two main girls is Malevola based on the last ep, maybe a short mention at the end or she'll give you look or something else that wasn't leaked, but yeah... it's pretty obvious Coupe (and Prism) won't get shit, that's why they belong to Waterboy now.

>>725435353
Definitely the most unique of the hero designs, some kinda sentient origami golem

Maybe she can be friends with Golem

>>725434605
This make wonder how much you could make a character unapealing by design but then have people love them based on their personally and character.

>>725417961
Because it's a visual novel with high quality art and animations, writing that isn't the same 8 anime tropes regurgitated over and over, great VO and stellar music.

>>725434605
>she fully believed that she did well here, the salute and smile was completely genuine, and she thought she was going to go back to the station and have Robert tell her she was a good girl
why is she so dumb and cute?

>>725435498
Istik!

>>725434605
Im amazed none of the woman are NOT girlboss dyke in general

>>725435654
Lae'zel is super cute besides the nose though. She has really pretty and expressive eyes

>>725433428
Hm. Apparently I have a type. I don’t know what that type is exactly, but it’s whatever these two are.

>>725435653
Lifetime of low expectations

>>725433428
damn the way her face is animated when she says "slice" does thing to me for some reason.

>>725435653
To be fair to her, she legitimately did the best she could.
No matter what you tell her to do, she does the opposite, but both options lead to a disaster that Robert blames Invisigal for. What Robert doesn't know is, if she followed the orders to the letter, it'd end poorly too.

Hell, the other outcome has Granny missing an arm.

>>725435654
>Make shadowheart
>conventionally attractive
>Endless red flags

>Make murderfrog
>her gimmick is being a dumb teen
>you fix her with the dick

is this just BB vs invisigal all over again?

>>725435689
>double negative

>>725435435
Prism might get some stuff, Coupe is fucked content wise because you have to pick between her and Sonar in the dumbest bit of forced drama in the game. For how great the writing and characters are, and even the general plot and story of redemption, that singular moment feels like AdHoc going full retard against the "your choices don't matter" attitude about the TT games. There was no reason in universe to go through with the threat of cutting someone after they're finally coming together as a team, and it clearly hamstrung Sonar and Coupe's ability to be involved in anything as more then even bigger background characters then the rest of the team. I know they come back in the last episodes, but the juice isn't worth the squeeze

>>725435810
Shadowheart used to be a "I can fix her" character in the early access too, but they sandpapered all of her rough edges.

>>725428269
>>725432653
Goddamnit now it’s a competition again

>>725435654
why did you post a picture of Shoe0nHead?

>>725435498
Well I know an average looking character will still get tons of attention if she has good personality and any sort of deviation from a human like >>725435654 will just attract monsterfuckers and/or alienfuckers. Tali doesn't even have a face and she's still one of the most popular ME girls. I think you'd have to make a genuinely hideous character to test that theory

>>725435810
yes also Jack vs Miranda in Mass Effect

>>725435810
But it's Visi that has a million and one red flags.
BB is the most straightforward character in the whole game.

>>725435778
Why is she always seething in BB's presence?

>>725435886
because BB just said 'sorry z team but i dont trust you retards to get this done :)'

>>725435353
>the black character is the fastest one
what did they mean by this

>>725435689
>I'm amazed NONE of the woman are girlboss dykes in general
or
>I'm amazed the woman AREN'T girlboss dykes in general
SAAAAR

>>725431845
You seem to be well acquainted with the tastes of redditors. perhaps you'd be better suited there to see more content you like

>>725435918
It's the Ad Hoc version of "black guy gets the electricity powers". Chase is the speedster too.

>>725435854
To be fair, the problem with EA BG3 companions was that EVERYBODY was the "I can fix him/her" edgelord companion, to the point Larian got called out for it. So I get why the would rewrite most of the character, including Shart, Wyll and Karlach.

>>725435795
She could have snuck up on Thundercuck while he was in the kitchen instead of spending minutes sexually harassing Robert with doughnut jokes and choked him out the same way she handled the thugs with him in the jewelry store. She handled it like shit, it just had devolved to the point that there was no good option when she goes rogue.

>>725435820
>>725435948
you can use double negative for effect. real world conversation (and by extension posting on 4chan) isn't an essay your teacher's going to mark up with a red pen.

>>725435872
Jack has the prettiest face of all the romance options and it's not even close. Miranda is legitimately the ugliest despite being "perfect" canonically

>>725435854
My understanding was that the majority of Origin characters had more edge before EA sanded them down.

>>725435810
Tropes exist for a reason, but that also means every character will fall into his trope category. Naturally there will be differences and it's not a 100% overlap but if I ask you whether VisiGODS picked Asuka or Rei you already know the answer

>>725417961
Shill campaigns

>>725436004
She did handle it like shit

She gets all giddy because despite the mission results being shit they were actually an IMPROVEMENT from what we've seen with previous dispatchers

Robert is just rightfully pissed because he actually has a modicum of professionalism and expects more than literally the bare minimum

>>725435653
>well shit, no one died AND I remembered the assholes donuts, what else does he want?

>>725417961
Shills gonna shill -_-

>>725436014
No.
You yourself can be used for effect like you yourself are a giant flaming faggot.
You do not use double negatives in any form of proper speech unless you're an ESL nigger.

>>725436020
Yeah, in EA they actually overdid the edge and fans didn't like every character being a royal asshole.

>>725436089
4chan isn't proper speech thoughbeit

>>725434221
The real impact would be that like everyone would full on CAN'T HAVE over Phenomagal. You know it is true.

>>725436020
Really only Shart and Wyll. Gale is the same, Astarion is the same, Lae'zel is the same, and discussing Karlach is an exercise in futility. The most we have on her old version, IRRC, is the datamined voice lines from when she was still voiced by a darkie.

>>725417961
>>725436087
>>725436043
>

>>725436025
I actually find I flip flop on the Rei vs Asuka equivalents depending on the medium and how well they're portrayed.

>>725436014
Second negative cancels out your previous negative, therefore you've ended up contradicting yourself.

>>725436106
I'm still pretty put off about Shadowheart desperately trying to tell me she's a Sharran.
I went out of my way to avoid that conversation all the way to the shadowfell where she had the gall to glibly state I never figured it out.
Bitch I actively had to work for it!

>>725433978
>opened the fight by trying to talk him down
>did it again after he got attacked
>launched nets even when his suit was getting dangerously heated
>pulled his attack so hard that he barely caught his hand
Flambae would have been filleted if he was going for the kill

>friendzone BB for the lols
>it uses the same scene as accepting 2nd date, so she just smiles at you awkwardly then walks away before saying "what the fuck" off screen

lmao BB afterthought romance conspiracy isn't beating the allegations

>>725436202
i'm well aware of why it's grammatically wrong but colloquial speech isn't always grammatically correct. telling someone off on 4chan for using a double negative is just being a grammar nazi.

>>725436334
>Mechaman is a bitch and has a tiny peen
is what I'm getting from you. Bitch.

>>725436201
For me it's always Asuka unless there's simply no Asuka, like MSG79 (Sayla) or TTGL (Nia)
Reibros are alright, only Marifags deserve the hate

>>725435654
Istik dick hard?
HELL YEAH IT IS LAE'ZEL

>>725436371
>she just smiles at you awkwardly then walks away before saying "what the fuck" off screen
This sounds like comedy gold.

>>725431507
prove it. i can find no confirmation of this.

>>725436443
Teasing Laezel about how she says teethlings.

Dating BB and dropping her for Visi might be kino

Imagine her internal seething at how this scrawny mystery meat mutt somehow bagged Robert when you couldn't as an instagram model

A close source from SDN informed me that mechaman suffers from erectile dysfunction and has micropenis

>>725436451
It is, and you can watch it.

>>725436375
actually rereading his post it is a pretty weak use of double negative. a good use of it would be direct contradiction like
>I'm amazed none of the women are girlboss dykes
>I'm amazed none of the women are NOT girlboss dykes
the double negative is grammatically incorrect but the intent behind it is clear - it's saying the first post is wrong and using bad grammar to draw attention to what's wrong, i.e. every woman is a girlboss dyke and the first poster is completely wrong.

anyway arguing about this is mega autistic so in conclusion suck my cock

>>725436395
Can you hold up your little finger for a comparison?

>>725436589
Can you confirm that your source is known by the code name Wet Ponytail?

>>725436646
Fuck you, fuck all of you.

>>725436575
Doing save just for that.

Maybe it will have some special interaction.

>>725436371
>try to friendzone Visi
>she still imagines that she's fucking you
Creepy stalker that makes the incel villain route even worse, imagine creating a super villain because you refuse to have sex with women

Malevola is CLEARLY a girllboss dyke who gets the pass because she seeks dick from male friends sometimes.

I dislike the "Fail if your stats are too high" mechanic. Like i don't think my heroes are THAT overpowered.

>>725435498
Extremly. But you need to make Sure you actually wrote them Well.
Book tyrion lennister is a good example.
Dude is the Definition of hideous (hunchback, has to limb due to one Leg being much shorter than the other, short, you Name it) but the fact He IS one of the few adult characters trying to be as a noble as possible only shitting on people after they Shit on him,while also being Kind to the recently crippled child of a Woman who probably would Love to See him flaid, makes him actually one of the Most likable characters in the books

>>725436834
The what mechanic? Oh that's some bullshit

>>725436810
Imagine the chief of police redfield posting to try getting Robert to calm her down

>>725436810
"I think we could just be friends"
"Nah, I don't like to have sex with friends. It makes things awkward."
>literally cannot escape her desire to rape you
If Visi was male she'd be an Indian male.

>>725436834
Doesnt Help that almost all characters have a 3 in Combat and the fail threshold is almost Always a six or seven in Combat, meaning you can Most of the time only send 2 Heroes, even If the Mission has 4 Slots for some fucking reason

>>725436949
It has 4 slots for my boy Golem to get buffs

>>725435498
Sienna and Saltzpyre from Vermintide are great examples.
Both are grizzled and have clearly been fucked by life repeatedly, but they’re incredibly likeable.

>>725417810 (OP)
Why does everyone want his dick? I thought this was a woke game.

>>725436928
>reject BB
>"what the fuck incel, you're stupid, whatever"
>reject Invisigal
>"I already pegged you in my dreams saar, this Spotify song is about you my dear please show me dick"
Jesus Christ, and a gender swap version is 1000 times worse

>>725436928
Well, yes, she Liara in more ways than one.

>>725417810 (OP)
he a real one

>>725436914
certain missions will have a marker that if you exceed the stats for that, you automatically fail. for example: a combat score of 6. sending 2 people might synergize and increase things to beyond that, so you might only be able to send 1 hero, but they might not cover the entire stat check area necessary for that mission. maybe you have people really specialized, and you can send 2 talkers or something.
>>725436834
i can be pretty restricting, but i think that means that the better stat distribution play is for people to specialize in like 2 things, instead of being balanced.

Why doesn't invisigal carry tools/tazer or some shit

>>725434108
>Robert gets arrested for sexual assault, regular assault and fired.

>>725437121
You thought wrong

>>725436635
Every time you think being a grammar nazi is autistic remind yourself that it is this weakness that let to the zoomer lingo

>>725437308
who needs a tazer with skills like this

>>725437512
So like Flambae, I'm leaning on invisigal having a lot of secondary powers included with her invisibility.
Because at the moment, only Robert acts/reacts like a real human in his fights.

>>725437512
Imagine her using Knife...

>>725437816
haha, yeah imagine that

>>725437612
Considering the Gym Sign singles out "If you don't have powers you need a spotter" im guessing all Supers get a baseline boost on top of their gimmick.

>>725417810 (OP)
What's good about him?
He's a pussy who spends his time being walked on by everyone

>>725437453
Give me some, mecha dick.

>>725437872
Yeah that's my understanding too. Waterboy I think is explicitly mentioned as being naturally stronger than you'd expect.

>>725438043
He can seemingly conjure water from nothing. That has obscene application if he can master it.

>>725438141
Yeah, but we're talking about /fit/ levels of strength.

>>725435654
>>725435810
It's just the same anons.

>>725430075
Because it's problematic in 2025 apparently

>>725435740
femme fatale

>>725437872
>>725437612

I hope that's the case and it's not just some mary sue bullshit were she can fight grown men solely using martial arts like Lara croft, Her hits better packing a punch. Flambae is strong as fuck too for a non super strength guy, if invisigal has even half that it's still enough for her to get by.

>>725435353
For me its Brickhouse