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Anonymous No.725465632 [Report] >>725465746 >>725467101 >>725467109 >>725468951 >>725470475 >>725476028 >>725476062 >>725484506 >>725485609 >>725487750 >>725488136 >>725489473 >>725494040 >>725500173 >>725501097 >>725501632 >>725503734 >>725512925 >>725516020
I don't think Captain Titus will remain loyal to the Imperium; I believe he'll turn to Chaos!
Anonymous No.725465715 [Report]
What I look like when I see unshitted pants
Anonymous No.725465740 [Report]
>t. Leandros
Anonymous No.725465746 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
Shut up Leandros
Anonymous No.725466108 [Report] >>725502920
Anonymous No.725467101 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
Fuck off leandros
Anonymous No.725467109 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
He'll be turned into a G(r)ay Knight.
Anonymous No.725468951 [Report] >>725475630 >>725504410
>>725465632 (OP)
>I believe he'll turn to Chaos!
I'll do you one better: Titus is Alpharius
Anonymous No.725470475 [Report] >>725473269 >>725480630 >>725496993 >>725503512
>>725465632 (OP)
Titus is the perfect embodiment of the guy who does his job well only to get more work as a reward.
Anonymous No.725473269 [Report] >>725474262 >>725489845 >>725490863 >>725490969 >>725492915 >>725497331
>>725470475
>walmart stocker at 19
>overnight for the extra $1.25/hr
>started me on snacks,coffee, and then helping finish chemical
>within 2 weeks moved to chemical(2 7ft tall pallets of 50lb boxes of detergent +100 other things) and pets(something like 4 tons of dog food +100 other things)
>a month or two later now expected to do all of pets and chemical, now without the other guy who showed up when he finished his main stuff, then expected to go help finish the fucking water and juice aisle which is hell to do in summer in texas, so many fluids...
>this kind of shit goes on for 9 months to the point where I have been pushing fucking juice and most or all of pets and chemical alone
>my friend I met there with a gimp hand is doing snacks and then helping a little in one of the other half dozen areas I didnt mention that are for the women and lazy
>cute 18 year old black girl is taking 8 hours and not even finishing the cookies aisle, quite literally the easiest of all
>she was there 2 months and they complained some but dude she wasnt doing 1/2 of what the next worst employee was
>the week before I got injured they had started getting me to do Frozen, which is hands down the absolute worst fucking job any employee in the store had, heavy, the freezer was old and 1/3 the size needed, on and on everything about it is horrible, and the 2 old guys who did it before me had both had heart attacks in the store within the last 2 months
I blew out my right rotator cuff in the water aisle and the ex crackhead negress assistant manager tried to tell me some bullshit about I can go home early that night but need to be back next one and I laughed and said nope and walked out.
Never worked or will work for any business with more than a half dozen employees again.
I was 5'10 and 145 lbs at the time too ffs, very very cut and fit but certainly not big, bastards.
Anonymous No.725474262 [Report] >>725475814
>>725473269
yeah i mean they'll just keep giving you work and you'll just keep doing it until it destroys your body, then you leave and find a new person that will do the job until they destroy their body

if you didn't sue them they quite literally have no reason not to do this
Anonymous No.725474953 [Report]
>Primarch reborned demand the impossible
Primarch reborned demand the impossible
Anonymous No.725475068 [Report]
Any second now.
Anonymous No.725475216 [Report] >>725475539 >>725478421 >>725490579 >>725496639 >>725500216 >>725500535
How good does it feel to join chaos?
Anonymous No.725475539 [Report] >>725497072
>>725475216
As good as you had it before. It's just as much a loser's game as anything else, except ten times worse.
Anonymous No.725475630 [Report]
>>725468951
But that's me
Anonymous No.725475814 [Report]
>>725474262
The two men who had heart attacks were both in their 50s and had been working there long enough to be getting paid about $16/hr for the same job as my $8.50. The second one, Will, was basically the real world version of Kid Rock aka white trash redneck, we got along well. He came to visit us after work one day when he was out of the hospital and I told him about how they put me on frozen and he just shook his head and smiled and said "They just gonna kill you bubba, they dont give a sheeeeit. Get out and go somewhere else" lmao
He skipped school to go drink and play pool in a bar across the street when he was 14, won almost $50 from an older guy in the 70s and the guy got pissed and tried to beat him and take his shit, Will broke a bottle and slashed the dudes throat open and spent the next 14 years in prison for killing him.
Anonymous No.725476028 [Report] >>725476362
>>725465632 (OP)
he was mediterran and now white again?
Anonymous No.725476062 [Report] >>725476221 >>725476246 >>725477772
>>725465632 (OP)
I wonder if there'll ever be a Custode game. A Horus Heresy game would be cool too. Game 1 is the great crusade, ends with Horus falling to Chaos. Game 2 is the Heresy and ends with Horus en route to Terra. Game 3 is mainly the siege.
Anonymous No.725476212 [Report] >>725476378 >>725476810
They really want Cavill to play him kek
Anonymous No.725476221 [Report]
>>725476062
Give me an extremely homoerotic custodes vn
Anonymous No.725476246 [Report]
>>725476062
monkeypawed into femstode
Anonymous No.725476362 [Report]
>>725476028
GW needed to make him attractive rather than middle aged boomer looking, in lore it's the primaris bullshit rejuvenating him.
Anonymous No.725476378 [Report]
>>725476212
lol never considered that
Anonymous No.725476448 [Report] >>725476530 >>725481247 >>725488030
Have the female custodes appeared in anything
Anonymous No.725476530 [Report]
>>725476448
In the tithes animation and that shitty mobile game so far.
Anonymous No.725476810 [Report] >>725476996
>>725476212
live action 40k would look like shit
Anonymous No.725476996 [Report] >>725489962
>>725476810
it would also be gay and woke
cavill headlining another big franchise only for the studio to make it insufferable seems likely
Anonymous No.725477226 [Report] >>725477479 >>725477527 >>725486390
i like the chant from here. any other similar

https://youtu.be/oJ-NqqCdNbo?t=1m6s
Anonymous No.725477306 [Report]
What would Leandros's thoughts on the Excorcists chapter be?
Anonymous No.725477479 [Report]
>>725477226
https://youtu.be/n5R0oN00ODE?list=RDn5R0oN00ODE
Anonymous No.725477527 [Report]
>>725477226
https://youtu.be/D4hEOMSjzdo?list=RDD4hEOMSjzdo&t=70
Anonymous No.725477772 [Report] >>725488193
>>725476062
the problem with HH it’s too powerlevel super sayan shit
Anonymous No.725477914 [Report] >>725478060
Idgaf about this russian made garbage and their homoerotic smurf fanfiction.
Anonymous No.725478060 [Report]
>>725477914
thank you for informing us
Anonymous No.725478421 [Report] >>725478661
>>725475216
Like crack addiction. First euphoria then you chase the high realizing you will be miserable for eternity.
Anonymous No.725478661 [Report] >>725479019 >>725479074 >>725479370
>>725478421
Can't you just get a blank to sit near you and get your soul back that way or something since it wards off chaos influence
Anonymous No.725479019 [Report] >>725509764 >>725510939
>>725478661
Once corrupted nothing save some absurd power level fuckery and strength of will could redeem you. Some interpret one passage from Godblight that Emperor could bring Morty back but well, he's literal antithesis and greatest enemy of Chaos there was.

Also a sufficiently strong psyker can overcome even best blanks. Sisters of Silence see Jimmy Space on the Throne as just a man in pain but that might as well be how he presents himself to them (reminder that his portrayal of big dude with long hair in golden armor is not his real form).
Anonymous No.725479074 [Report]
>>725478661
There’s a Cain book that has this situation the chaos lord that invades the planet turns people through mind control but it’s irrevirseble so the character only reverts back enough to realize he’s giga fucked and promplty asks for the emp’s mercy (headshot). Only worked because he got turned like 4-5 hours prior
the regular turned grunt is fubar anyway
Anonymous No.725479370 [Report]
>>725478661
Nope. It's over. You are plaything for the Chaos Gods. There are some moments where Slaneesh returns Fulgrim's sanity for short whiles to torture him by showing him how far he's fallen.
Anonymous No.725480027 [Report]
captain sneedus
Anonymous No.725480630 [Report]
>>725470475
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cMXNJ3zkSiE
Anonymous No.725481143 [Report] >>725484074 >>725487089 >>725488407 >>725491387 >>725509950 >>725510727
Without humanity chaos collapses and nids win right?
Anonymous No.725481247 [Report]
>>725476448
also in some new hh book
Anonymous No.725483540 [Report] >>725489418
think horus fell to chaos because his name sounded too much like whore us
Anonymous No.725484074 [Report] >>725484116
>>725481143
no lol
Anonymous No.725484116 [Report] >>725484315 >>725503665
>>725484074
Who wins then
Anonymous No.725484315 [Report] >>725484401 >>725484502 >>725484721 >>725485009
>>725484116
no one ever wins anon that's the fucking point, besides humans are not the only thing feeding chaos and the nids fluctuate between being ever evolving menace and a dumb zerg rush faction to be mass exterminated, 40k's writing is not really the panicle of consistent writing
Anonymous No.725484401 [Report]
>>725484315
pinnacle
ftfm
Anonymous No.725484502 [Report] >>725484573
>>725484315
>panicle
Anonymous No.725484506 [Report] >>725484585
>>725465632 (OP)
But why? What could be the possible reason for Titus to turn chaos?
Anonymous No.725484573 [Report]
>>725484502
i already fixed it hmph!
Anonymous No.725484585 [Report]
>>725484506
grimdark
Anonymous No.725484682 [Report] >>725486183 >>725514568
Ultramarines are gay.
Anonymous No.725484721 [Report] >>725484901
>>725484315
>No fun allowed post
Anonymous No.725484901 [Report] >>725490683
>>725484721
it's just how it is anon, the entire point is that every faction has the potential to win but never due to being different flavors of stupid and lots of plot armor and quirks all combining to never allow any of them to actually win or cause a major change, this leads to an endless war scenario that can be milked for figures and books and yadee yadee yada cha ching cha ching
Anonymous No.725485009 [Report] >>725485151 >>725493702 >>725494045
>>725484315
No Nids pretty much win no matter what until there is no biomass left in the Milky Way. Then they move to the next galaxy.
Anonymous No.725485121 [Report] >>725485169 >>725485343 >>725485482 >>725488632 >>725501920 >>725504015
nurgle
Anonymous No.725485151 [Report] >>725485445
>>725485009
Not really, fuckers evolve depending on the writer at this point, you would think they would no longer be affected by bolters especially since it's 99% of what the marines use, they also tend to have limits and what the fuck are they gonna do against the stronger faction's more powerful weapons?
Anonymous No.725485169 [Report]
>>725485121
God forbid demons do anything
Anonymous No.725485206 [Report]
Leandros go fuck yourself
Anonymous No.725485343 [Report] >>725485458
>>725485121
fuck do they get from this?
Anonymous No.725485431 [Report] >>725485725 >>725485763
So when does Titus get a catty, dismissive Aeldari love interestcompanion to match his spiritual liege?
Anonymous No.725485445 [Report] >>725485747 >>725486356
>>725485151
What the fuck does evolving have to do with anything? They exponentially outnumber everything else in the galaxy. it's a fucking numbers game and they will win. What the Imperium has seen so far have only been scouting forces.
Anonymous No.725485458 [Report]
>>725485343
it's fun
Anonymous No.725485482 [Report] >>725485636
>>725485121
come to the grandfather's garden, you're always welcome
Anonymous No.725485609 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
Titus looked so dumb in this cinematic, dunno why they changed his face.
Anonymous No.725485636 [Report]
>>725485482
is that havoc? i only started auric and that shit is tough
Anonymous No.725485725 [Report] >>725486661
>>725485431
Never. Titus murders Aeldari women and children like any rational son of the Emperor.
Anonymous No.725485747 [Report]
>>725485445
I mean chaos have rifts that lead to the warp and they can never truly die, not by nids at least
Emperor has miracles I don't know
Necron and Deldar definitely have shit to deal with it like that celestial ora.orery...orary, whatever, and ancient eldar tech, humans also have powerful ancient tech
Point is they'd figure something by then
Anonymous No.725485763 [Report] >>725486661
>>725485431
PURGE
Anonymous No.725486183 [Report] >>725486276 >>725486365 >>725494421
>>725484682
>gay
No, Matt Ward isn't writing for me them anymore. Now Ultramarines are xenophiles for blue bovine booty and Amazing Aeldari Asses
Anonymous No.725486276 [Report]
>>725486183
neither of the tau or eldar look like this, they are ugly
Anonymous No.725486356 [Report] >>725486570
>>725485445
I don't care how much you can "evolve" you can't win against a deatomizing ray of death like the necrons guns
Anonymous No.725486365 [Report] >>725486584 >>725487367
>>725486183
Why did this coomer shit ever become a meme in the first place. yeah Tau girls are hot but why are Ultramarines xenofuckers now?
Anonymous No.725486390 [Report]
>>725477226
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpizvk_kqp87u7oeynvhnOtYkdxZNsHLa
Anonymous No.725486570 [Report]
>>725486356
or eldar psychic crap, or chaos's weird shit, or entire metal moons made by the orks or dark age tech and so on
Anonymous No.725486584 [Report] >>725486679 >>725486768 >>725487367
>>725486365
Girlyman worked with that eldar bitch
Anonymous No.725486661 [Report] >>725487065 >>725489658
>>725485725
>>725485763
Why do you think Cato "Tau Fucking Shits" Sicarius was put in timeout guard duty for his spiritual liege and Titus became 2nd Company Captain? Or how about how Ultramar refuses to attack and wipe out their nearby Tau neighbors?because Gully Man wants to play nice with xenos. Titus needs a spunky Tau Crisis Suit sidekick babe and haughty Aeldari companion.
Anonymous No.725486679 [Report] >>725486936
>>725486584
And bluebois teamed up with the tau in one of the more recent books
Anonymous No.725486708 [Report]
You know I kinda want the the Tau cluster abominations Dark eldar made as figures/units, imagine pulling that shit on a Tau player, or imagine all sorts of monstrosities made from every species and using them against their counterparts
Anonymous No.725486768 [Report] >>725487367
>>725486584
I think it was solely because of those extremely shitty Idiot of the East comics that always had the same joke in them. I hate that faggot so god damn much I hope he catches Lou Gehrig's
Anonymous No.725486936 [Report] >>725487719
>>725486679
Blue-skinned Bovines in Ultra Smurf heraldry and colors is extremely aesthetic.
Anonymous No.725487065 [Report] >>725487241
>>725486661
Cato didn't kill unarmed tau civilian, in actuall book she was hiding pistol behind her back and talking ultramarine down so he lower his guard and get shoot, Cato stomped her when she pulled out a gun.
It wasn't some "based humanity fuck" yea shit, it was just marine engaging valid military target. As matter of fact it was tau who did war crime of perfidity.
Anonymous No.725487089 [Report]
>>725481143
Nope. Used to be the case early in the lore where muh medieval times caused Chaos Gods to appear but writers realized this was retarded so now Nurgle, Khorne and Tzeentch appeared during War in Heaven and elvish faggotry spawned Slaneesh later.
Anonymous No.725487241 [Report] >>725488373
>>725487065
Cato Sicarius didn't see her pull out the pistol. He stomped her head in because she was a xenos fucking shit, simple as.
Anonymous No.725487367 [Report]
>>725486365
>>725486584
>>725486768
Games Workshop released an official "parody" artwork depicting Yvvraine and Roboute as husband and wife presenting oven toasted turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. GW knows what certain fans like about a dirty knife ear saving the life of a big blue behemoth despite the risks involved.
Anonymous No.725487409 [Report] >>725487893
I love these little guys
Anonymous No.725487567 [Report] >>725487616 >>725492721 >>725497482 >>725510845 >>725516474 >>725518026
>be random niggarine of no renown
>kill 100 of the 1000 sons in just one sortie
>now only 900 left
How the FUCK are these fairy dust clowns a threat to the Imperium? A 3-man Ultramarine group would wipe them out in a weekend. Have they only fought gay shit like the furfags until now?
Anonymous No.725487616 [Report]
>>725487567
Because it's a video game and not lore accurate
Anonymous No.725487640 [Report] >>725488103 >>725492163
So from what I gathered in the Secret Level episode Titus is a gigachad among the spess marines and can tank psychic damage so they throw him at any big battle hoping he either dies or becomes corrupt so all the bitches in the army feel justified in wanting him dead?
Anonymous No.725487719 [Report]
>>725486936
>Tau think they're finally convincing men of Ultramar to their side with big blue bovine booty bitches
>big blue bovine bitches start adopting to Ultramar culture instead
>it's better to have human husbands rail them on the regular than be stuck to assigned mating schedules for the Greater Good
Anonymous No.725487750 [Report] >>725487794
>>725465632 (OP)
I wish
Chaos is the only answer in 40k, emperor is just a man he said so himself
Anonymous No.725487794 [Report] >>725487896
>>725487750
Tau is a better alternative to chaos
Anonymous No.725487893 [Report]
>>725487409
They love you too, anon.
Anonymous No.725487896 [Report] >>725488237
>>725487794
Anonymous No.725488030 [Report]
>>725476448
In my mind, because I wanna fuck an 8 foot tall woman with tits the size of my torso and rock hard abs
Anonymous No.725488087 [Report] >>725488236
I really hope Space Marine III or Dark Heresy will give us some Tau action
Anonymous No.725488103 [Report]
>>725487640
he's not the only space marine to be superior than usual, pretty much almost every named one is this plot armored mother fucker, he's not even the only one in his own legion
as for the corruption thing, don't know, don't really care
Anonymous No.725488136 [Report] >>725509024
>>725465632 (OP)
They'll figure out he is a psyker with latent abilities. That's why tzeentch is interested and why he is able to resist.
He will be inducted into the librarius and one of the future space marine games you'll get to play him as a librarian.
Anonymous No.725488193 [Report]
>>725477772
Yeah so I guess you wouldn't play as a primarch but maybe the 1st Captain of each legion or someone important enough to have been around for certain events.
Anonymous No.725488202 [Report] >>725488726 >>725495269
I like to rewrite entire swaths of Warhammer 40000 lore in my head canon
>Warhammer 40000 takes place in the same universe as Warhammer Fantasy and is just the Warhammer fantasy world in the far future
>no ties to our world or real world geography or names
>Astartes, Custodes, Primarchs, the Emperor, Thunder Warriors, etc are a separate race of giants/super humans who rule and protect the rest of humanity instead of being genetically enhanced
>Astra Militarum aren’t fucking weak and are almost always successful in defending/reclaiming worlds. Barring the most ridiculous world ending Chaos/Xenos invasions
>most planets live in relative peace. The galaxy is fucking unfathomably gigantic. It’s impossible for EVERY SINGLE planet to be war-torn/dedicated to feeding the war effort
>etc
Any else do this?
Anonymous No.725488236 [Report] >>725488308
>>725488087
I don't think Tau would work as an enemy in anything that's not some on rails TT point and click noir garbage. Canonically, they're only ever a threat if no one is paying that much attention to them and they only win when very little force is applied.
Anonymous No.725488237 [Report] >>725488519
>>725487896
This is why you join the Farsight Enclaves and their fight for freedom. You're not a slave if you can work towards a goal you believe in! Liberating blue pussy is nice too
Anonymous No.725488308 [Report] >>725488541
>>725488236
Where does that post mention Tau being enemies?
Anonymous No.725488373 [Report] >>725488510 >>725488678
>>725487241
Anon there is entire paragraph missing where water caste is thinking about her deception and pulling gun from behind her backs.
Anonymous No.725488407 [Report] >>725488654
>>725481143
No, Tau will win eventually
Anonymous No.725488510 [Report]
>>725488373
Cato would've stomped her skull even if she didn't have a pistol.
Anonymous No.725488519 [Report] >>725488976 >>725515506
>>725488237
What's the difference between Farsight Enclave and Tau Empire?
Anonymous No.725488541 [Report]
>>725488308
Suffer not the xenos to live
Anonymous No.725488632 [Report] >>725488723 >>725488881
>>725485121
Slaanesh's PERVERSE glories!
Anonymous No.725488654 [Report]
>>725488407
JEJEJE
Anonymous No.725488678 [Report]
>>725488373
So Cato was also just standing there behind Numitor, waiting for her to pull the gun? He was clearly already running toward her full sprint to kill her before he even knew she had a gun.
Anonymous No.725488723 [Report] >>725489154
>>725488632
I could resist it
Anonymous No.725488726 [Report] >>725488837
>>725488202
As someone who isn't into Warhammer at all. I thought the fantasy and 40k setting were pretty much one in the same but with a 40k year time gap.
Anonymous No.725488837 [Report] >>725488901
>>725488726
Nope. Fantasy and 40k are completely separate. 40k is the future of us. Fantasy is fantasy.
Anonymous No.725488881 [Report] >>725489161 >>725489236 >>725489471 >>725505080
>>725488632
I don't care what anybody says, no amount of getting numb from extreme repeated pleasures would eventually lead to making this shit appealing or even a consideration
Anonymous No.725488901 [Report] >>725489318 >>725515714
>>725488837
Explain how Archaeon had a vision of Abbadon's Black Crusade then?
Anonymous No.725488976 [Report] >>725489007 >>725496396
>>725488519
The Tau Empire Ethereals use specially made pheromones in the air to subtly suggest all those under them listen to commands without question. Farsight Enclaves don't have Ethereals because they hate them for using the pheromones.
Anonymous No.725489007 [Report] >>725489210
>>725488976
Seems like a smart system if anything
Anonymous No.725489015 [Report] >>725489115
Leandros is right, Titus is secretly a heretic.
Anonymous No.725489115 [Report]
>>725489015
>Titus is secretly a heretic
Yeah, because he wants some Xeno coochie. His Spiritual Liege will pardon him for it.
Anonymous No.725489154 [Report] >>725489189 >>725503309
>>725488723
Nuh uh
Anonymous No.725489161 [Report]
>>725488881
According to a hospital drama episode I saw a decade ago, the pain and pleasure centers of the brain are virtually the same or something so the pain would be pleasurable. Like roughly scratching your balls, it kinda hurts but it hurts good.
Anonymous No.725489189 [Report]
>>725489154
EMPEROR PROTECT ME
Anonymous No.725489210 [Report]
>>725489007
It's so smart it started an ongoing civil war and now the Farsight Enclaves are more appealing to humans than the OG Tau Empire.
Anonymous No.725489236 [Report]
>>725488881
Saanesh works better in WHFB with sex perverts starting cults or elves doing elves stuff
Anonymous No.725489318 [Report]
>>725488901
Okay: That never happened
Anonymous No.725489418 [Report]
>>725483540
It was because he was bald
Anonymous No.725489453 [Report] >>725490220 >>725490335
fuck 40k
We need AoS games
Anonymous No.725489471 [Report] >>725490665
>>725488881
So, first off, addiction has this habit of pushing your further because the same old same old stops giving you the satisfaction you want.
Couple this with some warp laced heroin and you'll be pretty open to some new things. One thing leads to another you know..
>Well I DO like to be bit a little while I'm getting my hog deepthroated
>scratches down my back are pretty rad
>yeah turn me into a harp
Anonymous No.725489473 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
>bitches and moans about his near-divine primarch who burned Nurgle's Garden
>his tabletop model pose
Of course he's going to turn traitor.
Anonymous No.725489563 [Report] >>725490076
I still don't understand if this was a trailer for a new videogame or a trailer for a new line of miniatures and rulebooks
Anonymous No.725489658 [Report] >>725490208 >>725494437
>>725486661
Cato is literally leader of Gillian’s personal guard
Anonymous No.725489845 [Report]
>>725473269
i quit my night stocker job after like a few months
Anonymous No.725489962 [Report]
>>725476996
Cavil would shit a brick after all the work he's done to get a 40K project off the ground if they demand femstodes or whatever the fuck else. He saw what happened with The Witcher , he's not going to have a contract for his 40K series that doesn't give him complete editorial control or some such so that the showrunners cant fuck up his eleventy billion pagess of carefully laid plans and notes either to jam in some flavor of the month or someone wants to virtue signal etc.
Anonymous No.725490076 [Report]
>>725489563
The latter new models and a new campaign against necrons
Anonymous No.725490208 [Report]
>>725489658
>gillian anderson mommy primarch just entered my head
Anon and his typos, fuck me...
Anonymous No.725490220 [Report]
>>725489453
As an Aos guy i'd rather not.
Video game fags derail online discussion and cause GW to do stupid shit thinking it's what the community wants.
Ugly faces replacing cool helmets more and more is a direct result of Total War faggots crying about wnating to be "represented by average folks"
Anonymous No.725490335 [Report] >>725490557 >>725506013
>>725489453
AoS as a setting is practically non-existent. Might as well do Old World instead.
Anonymous No.725490557 [Report] >>725490746
>>725490335
>your social crdit score has gone up by +5
Anonymous No.725490579 [Report] >>725493756 >>725494673
>>725475216
Depends on your choice of god.
Surrendering to Khorne will make you unreasonably, fuck-ass mad and murderous, but you will find fulfillment in the act of killing, so you are somewhat content. Downtime between battles is hell, though.

Tzeentch will seemingly give you what you've always wanted, but you can be sure that you will be fucked over ten times worse somewhere down the line. Do not trust the bird, ever.

Slaanesh is arguably the rawest deal of all, as you will be allowed to pursue whatever brings you pleasure, but like all addiction, you need an increasing dose of whatever it is that makes you feel good until you no longer get kicks out of anything. You'll be a husk that craves for sensation but there's none to be had.

Most mistakenly believe that Nurgle's is somehow a good deal, when the truth is that his is a forced servitude for 90% of the time, as his rot either kills you and turns your soul into a daemon in his service or you cave in and ask Nurgle for succor from the agony he himself inflicted upon you. It is recruitment by blackmail, and is endemic of Nurgle's entire ethos. He likes to keep up airs of being a loving father, but he is that in the most possessive and destructive manner.
Anonymous No.725490665 [Report]
>>725489471
my point is the first part is true but no matter what there is no way it would go to that extremes or that said extremes would even look appealing
but the warp laced shit and intervention, that explains it, figures
Anonymous No.725490683 [Report] >>725490804 >>725490838
>>725484901
>the entire point is that every faction has the potential to win
That would be true if that wasn't for the fact that all factions are divided and in-fighting happens regularly.
It's not "my kind can win", it's often "I can win".
Anonymous No.725490746 [Report] >>725490797
>>725490557
>don't like Troonmar so must be a chink
Never change /tg/
Anonymous No.725490797 [Report] >>725490968
>>725490746
>shilling The China World
Only ethnic han would go that low
Anonymous No.725490804 [Report] >>725491234
>>725490683
>Tyranids
>divided
Anonymous No.725490838 [Report] >>725491234
>>725490683
that's within the "quirks"
Anonymous No.725490863 [Report] >>725515963
>>725473269
>Overnight extra only a bit over a dollar
>No defined job duties despite working in a big chain
>No extra compensation from extra work
>Multiple serious health incidents in workplace without investigation
Holy shit do you work in Uganda?
Anonymous No.725490968 [Report] >>725491146
>>725490797
Can't get any lower than being an AIDS of Shitmar player
Anonymous No.725490969 [Report] >>725491792
>>725473269
Night stocker jobs are fucking bullshit they cut every corner to cheap you out. Family encouraged me to take one in college and I made maybe $700 a semester in exchange for a ruined sleep schedule because theyd lie about hours.
Anonymous No.725491146 [Report] >>725491368
>>725490968
>i don't like somehting so i must randomly cockslurp Chinks whenever its mentioned
You do you fag
Anonymous No.725491234 [Report] >>725491474 >>725491782
>>725490804
Their forces are divided
>>725490838
It's a valid reason and logical world-building. Just because you are part of the same species doesn't mean you'll get along and fight for a greater cause.
Anonymous No.725491368 [Report] >>725491864
>>725491146
>preferring Old World over literal dogshit must mean you're a chink
Can't say I'm surprised to see this level of mental illness from somebody who likes AoS. What are your pronouns?
Anonymous No.725491387 [Report] >>725491580
>>725481143
>without nids #1 source of biomass the nids win right
What?
Anonymous No.725491474 [Report]
>>725491234
yes, i am just saying it's one of the things hindering em
Anonymous No.725491580 [Report]
>>725491387
>only humans live in the galaxy
Pretty sure orks vastly outnumber humans anyway.
Anonymous No.725491782 [Report] >>725492425 >>725492647
>>725491234
>Their forces are divided
In the literal sense that there is more than one hive fleet, yes their forces are divided. They aren't divided in the sense of the other factions because there's no infighting between nids outside of the extremely rare cause when they get cut off from the hivemind. That's less infighting and more just going mindlessly berserk on whatever is in front of them and 99% of what's in front of nids are other nids.
Anonymous No.725491792 [Report] >>725498898
>>725490969
Luckily thats an issue that affects a very small part of global population. Pretty much all developed countries pay 50-100% extra for night shifts. Also you cant just change the working times that are in agreed contact and have it be legally binding without renegotiating said contract: that'd be illegal in pretty much everywhere unless you are a Qatari slave worker.
Anonymous No.725491864 [Report] >>725491981
>>725491368
>no you don't understand i HAVE TO mention i love China
You could have just keep your mouth shut about the chinkslop like a normal person instead of bringing it up
Anonymous No.725491981 [Report] >>725492717
>>725491864
You're the only one who mentioned China. Fuck off retard.
Anonymous No.725492163 [Report] >>725493216 >>725516547
>>725487640
Titus is a colossal Mary Sue that's given absurd plot armor for the sake of marketing. He is a reincarnation of the old Ward-era Ultramarines that many people despised.
Anonymous No.725492425 [Report] >>725492595
>>725491782
I was under the impression that the Hivemind allows different fleet strains of Tyranids to fight each other when they come into contact in order to determine who is the most stronk and experiment with evolution.
Anonymous No.725492595 [Report]
>>725492425
No. Did you confuse the fact that nids cannibalize each other to reallocate biomass with actual competition?
Anonymous No.725492647 [Report] >>725492930
>>725491782
Nids from different Hive Fleets do attack and eat each other. Not out of division or hatred, but because that's how they share their collected genetic sequences.
The entire conflict in the book Valedor is about how the Eldar have to stop a splinter of Leviathan from eating a splinter of Kraken and spawning new strains of super-Nids.
Anonymous No.725492717 [Report]
>>725491981
Old Wlord is a fake version of Warhammer Fantasy with lore retconed to fit China and make them look better than everyone lese. It primarly exists to pander to the Chinese market by releasign primarly china theamed models
Anonymous No.725492721 [Report]
>>725487567
they be dust n sheit
they dont die, wizard niggas just undust their ass back to marine shape and send them back at it
Anonymous No.725492915 [Report]
>>725473269
>get more work
>do it
>get more work
>do it
Bruh you literally encouraged them to fuck you over. Find the slowest worker, then do a little bit more than him. If corporations aren't enforcing some minimum level of work on everyone, then don't try to meet their maximum level of work.
Anonymous No.725492930 [Report] >>725493074 >>725499265
>>725492647
It's not actual competition or infighting like you're trying to make it out to be. All nids are the same organism. It's reallocation of biomass, no more no less. It'd be like if you had the ability to sacrifice a couple toes in order to get a bigger dick. Your cock doesn't just start randomly slapping your feet to make it happen.
Anonymous No.725493074 [Report]
>>725492930
Mine does though
Anonymous No.725493216 [Report]
>>725492163
>Titus is a colossal Mary Sue
Lmao get fucked traitor.
Anonymous No.725493702 [Report]
>>725485009
I prefer the old implication that they were fleeing a 100% ork infested galaxy, but such silliness is no longer allowed in 40k it seems.
Anonymous No.725493756 [Report] >>725499628
>>725490579
imagine not pleading for khorne lmao
Anonymous No.725494040 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
>the second most loyal man that ever lived
>surely hell turn to chaos
Just two more weeks, right Leandros?
Anonymous No.725494045 [Report] >>725494181
>>725485009
The Emperor and the Chaos Gods can obliterate the Hive Mind if things get rough. Nids have as much a chance of winning as any other faction; none.
Anonymous No.725494181 [Report]
>>725494045
>any other faction;
*any other xenos faction
Anonymous No.725494421 [Report] >>725494676
>>725486183
Matt Ward is the biggest Kerillian/Kruber Shipper on the Vermintide team
Anonymous No.725494437 [Report]
>>725489658
So Cato went from commanding 2nd Company against the enemies of Ultramar by his judgment alone to following Daddy GillyMan around like a loyal mutt and doing nothing else. Wow, what a promotion!
Anonymous No.725494673 [Report] >>725494763 >>725503164
>>725490579
So what you are saying is that the only winning move when it comes to chaos is not to play?
Anonymous No.725494676 [Report]
>>725494421
That doesn't change him making the Ultramarines ULTRA PRISON GAY given the chance.
Anonymous No.725494763 [Report] >>725494992
>>725494673
>is not to play
By choosing not play you would have to cease to exist.
Anonymous No.725494992 [Report]
>>725494763
You will always contribute to chaos by simply thinking thoughts and feeling emotions, but you need to consent for the gods to get your soul and therefore dominion over you.
Anonymous No.725495269 [Report]
>>725488202
I go by similar headcanon, I do have Terra as future earth since I never liked Warhammer Fantasy, but do agree with the "There are peaceful or relatively peaceful planets" since like you said it is impossible to have every single planet in the Imperium being invaded simultanously by say Orks, Nids and Necrons with Chaos making a surprise attack.
Same with the Guard being competent, the Cadians for one example are literally trained since birth to be soldiers so of course they would be competent and even easily mog modern soldiers, its just that they are fighting enemies that outnumber them, outgun them or in some cases both
Anonymous No.725495417 [Report] >>725495737 >>725495963 >>725515841
you have to become a demon prince
which god do you choose
Anonymous No.725495737 [Report]
>>725495417
for me the answer is always Nurgle though it'd be cool to see how many extra cocks I get as a Slaaneshi daemon prince
Anonymous No.725495963 [Report]
>>725495417
Tzeentch because am retarded and would probably fall for his trap
Anonymous No.725496396 [Report] >>725510895
>>725488976
Man fuck the Ethereals. Thanks to those gay fucks my cool T'au army has share it's roster spots with animals like Kroot and Vespids. Death to the auxilliaries.
Anonymous No.725496639 [Report]
>>725475216
feeling the warp overtaking you is a good paiiiiinn
Anonymous No.725496743 [Report] >>725497382 >>725497926 >>725499562
what prevents chaos gods from making an infinite number of demon princes
Anonymous No.725496993 [Report]
>>725470475
Such is life in the Imperium. The smart hivers become criminals, the determined go to the wastes.
Anonymous No.725497072 [Report]
>>725475539
it's the only winning play a human can make
Anonymous No.725497331 [Report]
>>725473269
i worked in a fedex warehouse i think i did every possible role solo at some point. was there 5 years. do not miss loading 50 foot trailers full of freight by myself. thats what you get for showing up everyday and not being a total moron.
Anonymous No.725497382 [Report] >>725504618
>>725496743
Every daemon is a small part of the god itself. Therefore, unless the god in question does not want to splinter itself excessively, there's a sort of soft-cap for the more powerful daemonic entities that can be in service of one of the ruinous powers at any given time.
Anonymous No.725497482 [Report] >>725501827
>>725487567
If you won against thousand sons it was just as planned because they only really care about getting some magic item and the troops you fought were a distraction so team C, D, and F could escape with the object. The real answer is that the writers give them negative plot armor because they genuinely cannot figure out how to pose a realistic challenge towards mutated space wizards that can evaporate the soul from your body faster than you can say "For the Emperor".
Anonymous No.725497926 [Report]
>>725496743
They need to transform a mortal into one, and said mortal needs to be worthy. Using myself as an example:
>Khorne
A lazy fatass like me wouldn't make a good warrior, he'd be better off turning actual soldiers . And even if he decided to turn me anyway for the lulz, the body has to be able to handle it, so I would most likely just die or become a malformed Chaos Spawn.
Anonymous No.725498898 [Report]
>>725491792
It happened in the states.
>but people cant do that its illegal
Anonymous No.725499085 [Report] >>725500705 >>725500956
how much do space marines actually know about chaos? the book i'm reading is very early 40k and it says that space marines have to have their memory wiped after encountering chaos, though there are exceptions
Anonymous No.725499265 [Report]
>>725492930
Yeah it's just their way of sharing shit, not really a conflict.
Anonymous No.725499562 [Report]
>>725496743
Too much warp fuckery on someone that can't handle it turns them into chaos spawns.
Anonymous No.725499628 [Report] >>725500081 >>725500115
>>725493756
Sorry, but while you get retard roid rage I'll be eating succulent meals and busting the fattest nuts of my life while sweet dreams are made of these reverberates through my car
Anonymous No.725500081 [Report] >>725500372
>>725499628
Have fun with that. Once the boredom sets in, the true horror begins.
Anonymous No.725500115 [Report] >>725500165 >>725500372 >>725503626
>>725499628
And when that stops being satisfying?
Anonymous No.725500165 [Report]
>>725500115
get nipple piercings that shock me
Anonymous No.725500173 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
It would be cool if we eventually find out that he was controlled by Chaos all along, but I doubt GW will have the balls to do that. Smurfs being THE poster boys and everything
Anonymous No.725500216 [Report]
>>725475216
Bags of sand
Anonymous No.725500313 [Report] >>725500465
Chaos only ever leads to ruin. Even when you succeed in your ambitions, you lose.
Anonymous No.725500372 [Report]
>>725500081
>horror
More like the really good stuff indulgence
>>725500115
I'll bump a line of warp coke and press my face into an rapidly flashing LED screen
Anonymous No.725500465 [Report]
>>725500313
The Emperor Protects
Anonymous No.725500535 [Report]
>>725475216
milk and pennies
Anonymous No.725500705 [Report] >>725500871
>>725499085
Mindwiping when facing Chaos is one of those things that's very inconsistent in the lore. As far as I know every space marine chapter knows all about chaos, but devil is always in the details, as in that the more intimate knowledge tends to corrupt, sometimes but the sheer act of reading it or being in close proximity to it.

Partial mindwiping might still happen, Space Marines do after all undergo extensive hypnotherapy during their creation, so it would not be impossible to have their memories sand papered at times to remove some of the worst stuff that relates to heresy, though it's probable that this would be whenever the inquisition is involved.
Anonymous No.725500871 [Report] >>725505139
>>725500705
makes sense, i was just surprised when i read it because i assumed they'd inherently have quite a deep knowledge due to necessity
Anonymous No.725500956 [Report]
>>725499085
The fewer people who know about chaos club, the weaker chaos club becomes (or at least their gods).
But they know about traitor chapters/legions
Anonymous No.725501097 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
You now remember the original plans for SM2 after the first game was for him to become a renegade (not explicitly chaos) and allegedly choose your allegiance.
Anonymous No.725501632 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
why does it feel like the 2nd company is more popular than the 1st company?
Anonymous No.725501827 [Report]
>>725497482
I thought astartes have a bazillion mind fortitude traps or some shit
Anonymous No.725501920 [Report]
>>725485121
>nurgle is fucking stu-
sweet mother of pestilence....
Anonymous No.725502920 [Report] >>725507332 >>725510821 >>725513710 >>725516072 >>725517116
>>725466108
Man is warhammer just roided gymcel headcannon in a universe where their roided gymceling leads to superior prowess instead of a shrimp dick like they found out in this universe. This shit looks so fucking goofy to me, i dont see the appeal.
Anonymous No.725503164 [Report] >>725506019
>>725494673
Well, some harness the power of chaos and the warp without losing their soul to the chaos gods. But those are usually skilled experts that know what they are doing and even those get corrupted a little bit. The average Joe has no choice but to go mad.

Sometimes it's worth it though, if you already live in hell, where you work 16 hours a day, barely get any food (or have to eat corpse starch) etc.. Then a short blissful life of joy trough slaanesh sounds nice. Or let khorne give you superhuman strength to beat up all the higher ups that have been beating you and your family up for wanting to be treated like humans. Or you get scammed by tzeenjeet and learn some crazy magic rituals to change your predicament (like slavery)

Imagine getting power from a god to fucking destroy your corrupt government, media/journalists, finally getting to punish judges that free criminals while imprisoning people for social media posts. Would you not? Even if your life is shorter but much more enjoyable.
Anonymous No.725503309 [Report]
>>725489154
that's some sexy plastic
Anonymous No.725503353 [Report] >>725503893 >>725504883 >>725517140 >>725517214
I hope we get Renegade Primarch Peter Turbo eventually, I think him being a demon primarch would be a very boring and anti-thematic way to progress his character but more importantly I think they would make it boring and ugly like a lot of chaos models and not in the good way like Nurgles stuff
Anonymous No.725503512 [Report]
>>725470475
That's basically all Space Marines, dude. Hell, that's the entire Imperium. Dying in service to the Emperor is the apex of life within that universe
Anonymous No.725503517 [Report]
I still desire a new Eldar game.
Anonymous No.725503626 [Report] >>725503789 >>725505596 >>725506336
>>725500115
I always thought this was so dumb. Putting spikes through your peener is never going to feel as good as heroin especially when you can make super space heroin and so forth, a spike through your dick is still just a spike through your dick, it hurts... wow... exciting... now lets squeeze my brain through cthulu's asscheeks with this cosmic LSD.
Anonymous No.725503665 [Report]
>>725484116
Orks won, are winning, and will continue to win
Anonymous No.725503734 [Report] >>725503843
>>725465632 (OP)
I think Titus will die at the end of space marine 3
Anonymous No.725503789 [Report]
>>725503626
Ahh, but imagine how it feels when you're on both space LSD and Super heroin! won't that be an experience!
Anonymous No.725503843 [Report] >>725504462
>>725503734
Lol no, he's a named character with a modern model. He's invincible now.
Anonymous No.725503890 [Report] >>725504096
Warhammer is a roided gymcel's idea of what peak martial prowess looks like lmao. That or some obese beer gut guy pretending to be the afforementioned roided gymcel. Its all so goofy even the edginess is goofy.
Anonymous No.725503893 [Report]
>>725503353
I always headcannoned it that Perty never actually ascended, instead he just did what his legion's always done with demons, he made a new armor for himself and shoved a daemon prince or two into it.
Anonymous No.725503924 [Report]
>no Leandros in trailer
He's dead offscreen, RIP
Anonymous No.725504015 [Report] >>725504075
>>725485121
Neat. Here is a death guard I have recently painted. Pretty happy with this fella
Anonymous No.725504075 [Report]
>>725504015
He cute.
Anonymous No.725504096 [Report] >>725504507 >>725504841
>>725503890
i used to think 40k looked goofy as fuck until i played rogue trader, now im getting more and more into the series

its goofy but it works, weirdly
Anonymous No.725504410 [Report]
>>725468951
the fact that this would explain so much and still have him be loyalist
my sides can feel the warp overtaking them
Anonymous No.725504462 [Report] >>725504959 >>725507509
>>725503843
Can you not use him anymore if he's dead? I mean, Id understand if the argument was him never turning to chaos since his allegiance is now set in stone, but technically he could still die, even if the chances are very slim
Anonymous No.725504507 [Report]
>>725504096
I did play rogue trader. Its like the walmart version of wasteland 3. Dropped it after tutorial. No it doesnt work.
Anonymous No.725504618 [Report] >>725510308
>>725497382
So, their power is finite then. If the Chaos Gods truly had infinite power within their realms, then they would never have to worry about making too many princes or greater daemons.
Anonymous No.725504841 [Report]
>>725504096
I felt the same I only liked total war until a friend got me spacehulk deathwing, which was mid overall but the atmosphere and enviornments and the massive fuck you robot armor made the setting seem really fucking cool to me. fantasy is neat but 40k actually got me buying and painting plastic.
Anonymous No.725504883 [Report]
>>725503353
Rumor has it that he's gonna be teamed up with Vashtorr. It makes sense given his talents, honestly.
Anonymous No.725504959 [Report]
>>725504462
Unless some rules have changed for GW, like some disney star wars thing, GW only really considers whats in their own published material (rule book, black library novels) to be what's considered canon. Titus didn't exist, in canon, until he got a model and some writing specifically about him. There was a mention of a Titus in an offhand sort of way in a novel and that was guessed to maybe be him, but nothing in stone.
Often when a character dies in the story GW will keep the model around for a while, but then discontinue it, then no longer have rules for it. If there's no rules for a model, then the model is illegal to use in an official game.
Anonymous No.725505080 [Report] >>725505846 >>725506975
>>725488881
The thing is with Slaanesh, is that it doesn't even need to be extreme to start off with, that's usually the middle of it.
Here is an example.
You are walking through the woods, and you trip and fall into a bush. Nothing too bad, you got scratched by a bush, and you go back home and sleep. Next day however, where you fell starts to itch. Your arm is irritated, so you itch it. Feels nice at the moment, and it goes away. A few minutes later, it becomes irritating even more, so you itch it more and a bit longer. Now you're certain you got rid of it, felt good too for some reason. Maybe an hour goes past and suddenly it comes back with even angrier than before, blisters start to show where you itch but you scratch your skin to the point of peeling, it's relieving and strangely feels extremely good, so you keep itching until there is no more feeling, and it goes away. Your skin is bleeding now, but that's alright since you got your itch. Now this repeats for about a day or so every 3-6 hours, you feel irritated, you itch, you feel really good, and it goes away. After the fourth day or so, you have to itch more, the more you itch, the better it feels. Coffee? No need, you got a itch to make you feel better. Sex? Yeah it's good, but when your lover at the time touched where it itched, that felt even better during it. Maybe some weed to help alleviate the itching? Maybe some booze? Turns out, that makes it feel even better, that itch becomes more intense, more pleasure, you don't even realize that you are digging more into your skin with blood oozing out everytime now. After a week of this, people start to notice, you start wondering if they are noticing you are itching your arm more and more, and they get concerned. Who cares, that itch is good feeling when you scratch, and it's always nice. Suddenly it stops. That itch you were had just stops. You wonder why it stopped, but maybe it's for the best. continued
Anonymous No.725505139 [Report]
>>725500871
The biggest issue is that chaos thrives the more people are aware of it hence why pre horus heresy demonic incursions were far far rarer than they were post heresy when a shitload of people got exposed to chaos. It's why Grey Knights liked to kill anyone that knew of chaos being a thing.
Anonymous No.725505596 [Report] >>725505921 >>725506336 >>725506975
>>725503626
Slaanesh worship has an effect of heightened senses for maximum enjoyment....Which then dulls as you "get accustomed to it".
So you went from riding the highest highs imaginable to struggling for what you want.
So you do more, which works. Until, eventually, it doesn't. So you delve deeper again. It's a cycle of immense satisfaction followed by lows as you settle into that particular level of indulgence.

For the record, this is how addiction works irl. You start with weed but eventually it doesn't give you the same high anymore, so you try something else. So on and so forth. Not too many people dive head first into heroin but a lot of people get there eventually.
Anonymous No.725505846 [Report] >>725506892 >>725506975
>>725505080
A week goes by with no more itching. It's weird not having that itch anymore. You have sex, but it doesn't feel as good without that itch. You try drinking more and smoking more, but nothing is cutting it. You don't get that feeling of pleasure from itching constantly like you use to. That feeling of longing hits you hard, you don't know why, and you know it was bad for you, you look at your recovering arm or leg where it was itching and it is healing finally, but you feel empty. Nothing feels the same as that itch that you got from the bush. Nothing feels as good as that itch you gave yourself from the rash you had. Then you get the bright idea of looking for that bush again and perhaps taking it back to your place to experiment. You find where you fell, and you find the bush once more. You take a bundle, or perhaps almost the entirety of it and you take it back home. You start off small, place it on your healed spot, and you start to feel it once more. That itch you missed and you scratch at it more and more, but for some reason it doesn't feel enough, so you place it somewhere new. Perhaps your chest, maybe your neck. That does it for you for a time, you itch until you bleed, more than that your skin peels and more skin comes off with each dosage you apply to yourself. It's not enough, it's pleasurable yeah, but it just feels better in more places. You start experimenting with different spots, more booze made it better, drinking more, just to have that itch be better. Sex is great, even the best you have had it while they itched you at the same time, it starts getting even more deranged where you put it on your genitals, it feels good being itched like that, you make someone do it with you, they get the full experience, they get scared at first and run, but they come back a couple days later to you peeling your skin with your fingers as you drink more for that itch and they want it too now. Cont
Anonymous No.725505921 [Report] >>725506220 >>725511065
>>725505596
My point is these are magical cross dimensional drug WIZARDS the next step should be inhalents that send your soul straight to slaanesh not
>haha now stick this rusty nail in your big toe
Anonymous No.725506013 [Report]
>>725490335
You'll come to hate fantasy when they show you old world.
Anonymous No.725506019 [Report]
>>725503164
FUCK OFF YOU TOOL!
Anonymous No.725506220 [Report]
>>725505921
I always thought that was a specific kind of person, they don't force you to stick things through your skin. In your case maybe you just take the chaos kratom and all your skin falls off and you grow some extra eyes so you staple someone elses face to your head cus you don't feel anything beyond euphoria and do not care
Anonymous No.725506336 [Report] >>725506975
>>725505596
>>725503626
The best way to see this is in the overuse and addiction of amphetemines. The drug basically forces your brain to flood itself with dopamine and noradrenaline. This makes you hyperfocused, and incredibly capable to do various tasks. This is largely the reason it's use for attention deficit cases. This is also largely what is happening in people who are experiencing a manic state.
What this massive wash of dopamine and noradrenaline does though is it causes the receptors in your brain that activate from them to alterthemselves to handle the transmission of these massive amounts. Then when it runs out, the receptors that would normally reward you for doing a job well, or activate to allow you to focus now require twice, five times, ten times the amount to actually trigger and give you the response.
While saying that you "get used to it" is a pretty good way to illustrate what is happening, what it really is is that you need more and more to feel anything at all.
Anonymous No.725506892 [Report] >>725506975 >>725513618
>>725505846
That feeling is now so satisfying. You feel that itch all over your body, and you have someone else experiencing the same thing as you and they know how good it feels. Every single moment with this itch is getting good, but booze isn't cutting it anymore. Your new friend has a person who has some more harder stuff, like heroin. You agree to it, you need to make that itch more pleasurable. They get it, and you both try it and hitting yourselves with the bush has become a ritual of every waking moment you have while on heroin. This is only how you can find happiness, this bush you found is something so pleasurable you start thinking that your new "friend" is possibly taking more of this bush than you, you showed it to her, why is she taking more of it? At some point those thoughts become you having her hit you more and more with the bush, you itch, and your muscles start to show from itching so much across your body if your fingers were already not numbed down to the bone themselves, and when your fingers start losing feeling, you start using a knife to get that itch and your "friend" helps you as well, only on the promise you do it to them as well, and you both use it more and more, and at some point you find your chance to give them an unforgettable pleasure as you slice their neck open, their face not of panic, but of absolute pleasure, as they drop dead in front of you. You have a high overwhelm you like never before, and this leads you down either to two places with Slaanesh, you either A, spread this more, and make others realize that pleasure is of the beholder, or B, wash yourself into a undoubtedly endless bliss as you slice your own skin and muscles off, releasing that itch and fully submitting your soul to Slaanesh for it to be in an endless pleasure for eternity, at least that is what you think will happen before you lose consciousness as you bleed out.
Hope that explained how Slaanesh kind of works. I speak from my experience from addiction
Anonymous No.725506975 [Report] >>725508391 >>725508636
>>725506892
>>725506336
>>725505846
>>725505596
>>725505080
shan't be reading that
Anonymous No.725507332 [Report]
>>725502920
They are 13 year old kids turned into Biff McMeatslabs and in-setting they act that way despite all the hurrdurr about stoicism.
Anonymous No.725507509 [Report]
>>725504462
It's a bit of a marketing thing; if a character is dead they can't be marketed any more, therefore their model is (in theory) going to decrease in sales.
Also he's a Marine. Big title named Marines are practically unkillable because the moment one's even threatened Marine fans piss and shit themselves in anget at not be invincible protagonists.
Anonymous No.725508391 [Report]
>>725506975
tl;dr, You start pounding spikes into your dick because you literally cannot feel anything any more, and being in pain is better than feeling nothing.
Anonymous No.725508636 [Report]
>>725506975
as girls shan't be touching your small white penis
Anonymous No.725509024 [Report]
>>725488136
If he was a psyker, between the Inquisition's sanctioned psykers and the Deathwatch librarians, wouldn't they have figured that out? If they need to be sure, shove him in a room with a pariah, they're rare but not that rare.
It won't be that, it will be some weird tzeench bullshit mark my word
Anonymous No.725509053 [Report] >>725509357 >>725509492
Is it just impossible to get the novels from /tg/ these days? I remember a time when there used to be a giant Megaupload archive.
Anonymous No.725509357 [Report]
>>725509053
Pretty much all the novels these days are shit anyway, why would you bother?
Anonymous No.725509394 [Report]
>Acheran
Redeployed to act as Captain of a newly formed Reserve Company
>Gadriel
Promoted to Ancient, part of Titus' Command Squad
>Chairon
Promoted to Lieutenant, serving directly under Titus during the 500 Worlds campaign
>Leandros
Interred in a Venerable Dreadnought after being mortally wounded saving Titus from a Necron attack.
Anonymous No.725509492 [Report] >>725509537
>>725509053
Niggers kept reporting it so file-sharing is almost always done via the based nintendo protocol. If you know you know and don't spoonfeed newfags.
Anonymous No.725509537 [Report]
>>725509492
>Niggers kept reporting
That's rather gay.
Anonymous No.725509764 [Report] >>725510258
>>725479019
> Once corrupted nothing save some absurd power level fuckery and strength of will could redeem you.
The Anchorite participated in the scouring of Calth but now can wield Emperor god magic to banish demons. And while not exactly redemption Rylanor was so moving it made Thousand Sun sorcerers join his suicide pact.
What is it about the combination of traitor legion loyalists that’s so gigabased?
Anonymous No.725509950 [Report]
>>725481143
Nids and Chaos cancel each other out. Chaos offers no biomass for Nids to consume but Nids are too harmonious via hive mind and too effective in erasing all life that Chaos will have nothing to sustain itself if they don’t fight back.
Anonymous No.725510258 [Report] >>725510545
>>725509764
>The Anchorite
Retarded new lore made entirely because GW wants to make the Emperor into le ebin super duper Order God, but they realized that would make Lorgar 100% right. They made a brand new never before mentioned 10,000 year old loyalist Word Bearer for the sole purpose of slandering Lorgar to better fit the new narrative. It's utterly retarded.
Anonymous No.725510308 [Report]
>>725504618
Yes the gods sustain themselves by being inconstant war with each other. They also have to be careful combining their strength or you get puppets they can’t control easily like Be’lakor
Anonymous No.725510350 [Report] >>725511001 >>725516037
Factions ranked by strength
Nids>Nekron>Imperium>Orks>Chaos>Eldar>T*u
Anonymous No.725510545 [Report] >>725511069
>>725510258
>but they realized that would make Lorgar 100% right.
Lorgar was always right but not in the way he wanted it. He got what he wanted but it took the heresy to make it happen.
Anonymous No.725510586 [Report] >>725510656
Always remember that the only reason the Emperor is the Emperor is because the chaos gods wanted him to be. It's right there in the first lines of the opening text.
> He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods
Anonymous No.725510656 [Report] >>725510842
>>725510586
the gods being sigmar
Anonymous No.725510727 [Report] >>725511316
>>725481143
No, Chaos is multiversal so they can't lose, except apparently the Emperor can just beat them but doesn't because BL can't help but wank both
Anonymous No.725510821 [Report]
>>725502920
When you read the lore or hear clips out of context it sounds fucking badass, then you see it & yeah... Goofy AF.
Anonymous No.725510842 [Report]
>>725510656
Sigmar doesn't exist in 40k (and is yet another reason why 40k is just Fantasy but worse in every way)
Anonymous No.725510845 [Report]
>>725487567
>kill 100 of the 1000 sons in just one sortie
>now only 900 left
There weren't literally only 1000 of them, there were like millions
Anonymous No.725510895 [Report]
>>725496396
The auxilaries are the coolest part of the Tau though
Anonymous No.725510939 [Report]
>>725479019
Blank lore definitely went full retard the moment it became anti-psyker with it's iwn power levels instead of just invisible to the Warp.
Anonymous No.725511001 [Report]
>>725510350
Severely underrating Chaos
Anonymous No.725511065 [Report]
>>725505921
Slaanesh wants you to experience the sensation, wants you to chase the high. It's the excess that feeds slaanesh. Excess pleasure, sure, but pain as well.
You don't start wanting pain. Khorne will make you angry with a desire to fight, but Slaanesh's corruption will mean never really truly being satisfied.
Sure, sex is great, but eventually it just doesn't do it for you anymore. Now you want nipple clamps and to be choked or you can't bust.
You didn't want to be mutilated. Slaanesh gave you everything you ever wanted until it didn't satisfy you anymore, and then gave you something new. Over and over.
Slaanesh is the most insidious god.
Anonymous No.725511069 [Report] >>725511549 >>725511595
>>725510545
Yes anon, that's the irony of it. According to the old lore the Emperor only became a 'God' after the Heresy, by Lorgar's own teachings, bringing the entire situation into a full miserable circle.
The Anchorite version is that the Emperor was a God all along, and that despite Lorgar being hugely loyal and the most utterly faithful of the Primarchs the Emperor actually decided to give him a test of faith by... destroying the giant beautiful temple city that Lorgar built for him. Instead of doing something logical like, y'know, exposing the two Chaos worshippers whispering in Lorgar's ears, the Emperor instead humiliates and belittles his entire Legion for being TOO FAITHFUL.
Anonymous No.725511316 [Report] >>725511710
>>725510727
if chaos is multiversal, how come Slaanesh was born to the eldar
only fantasy chaos is multiversal
Anonymous No.725511549 [Report] >>725512013
>>725511069
> The Anchorite version is that the Emperor was a God all along, and that despite Lorgar being hugely loyal and the most utterly faithful of the Primarchs the Emperor actually decided to give him a test of faith
That’s just his interpretation. Reality is the Emperor genuinely was trying to avoid becoming a god but it snowballed beyond his control. Now as a vegetable on the throne he can do nothing as all of humanity pours more and psychic power on him. Anchorite is just a relic from Lorgar’s pre-pilgrimage beliefs.
Anonymous No.725511595 [Report] >>725511873 >>725512013 >>725514009
>>725511069
From my understanding Emp's main issue with Lorgar wasn't his worship, but that he was massively falling behind his crusade quota since he was too busy building churches.
If Lorgar just kept pace then his hobby would've been tolerated (in the short to medium-term at least).
Anonymous No.725511710 [Report]
>>725511316
Time doesn't apply in the warp. So slaanesh was born, but also has always been.
It doesn't make sense and the lore about it is weird and dumb. Just 40k lore being shit as usual.
Anonymous No.725511873 [Report] >>725511993 >>725512201
>>725511595
That's the old version.
The new version is that the Emperor wanted to test Lorgar's faith.
Anonymous No.725511993 [Report] >>725512201
>>725511873
Yeah that sounds gay as fuck.
I just treat shit like that and femcustodes as some Tzeentchian disinfo.
Anonymous No.725512013 [Report] >>725513864
>>725511549
>>725511595
>be emporer
>use most power glamour ever
>all humans see you as a glorious representation with divine power
>compel all humans to serve you as their master
>"GUYS!!! I am NOT a god, Ok?!?"
Anonymous No.725512045 [Report] >>725512105 >>725512121 >>725512146 >>725513780
are the imperial fists cool or gay
Anonymous No.725512105 [Report]
>>725512045
Gay, but their successor chapters are cool.
Anonymous No.725512121 [Report]
>>725512045
yes.
Anonymous No.725512146 [Report]
>>725512045
Highly gay.
Anonymous No.725512201 [Report]
>>725511873
>>725511993
That’s just how one zealot interpreted it. Anyone involved in the Ecclisiarchy are the last ones you should trust on guessing the Emperors mind.
Anonymous No.725512882 [Report]
Honestly Phoenix Lords are cooler than Primarchs.
Anonymous No.725512925 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
Anonymous No.725513618 [Report]
>>725506892
Self-aware traitor marines under Slaanesh always seem to have the most depressing self-reflections once they hit their absolute low. It almost never seems to happen for the other traitors, but those under the prince of pleasure seem to always go through the "I've sold my soul for nothing" phase.
Anonymous No.725513710 [Report]
>>725502920
fuck off queer go watch the barbie movie again.
Anonymous No.725513780 [Report]
>>725512045
They're poop and piss enthusiasts who have good PR
Anonymous No.725513864 [Report]
>>725512013
>shows up to your battlefield
>blinds you with a glorious golden halo
>flowers grow on the desolate dirt following my footsteps
>touches your wrecked Knight and causes the torn metal to flow and heal like a wound
>"I am not a God"
>flies away
Anonymous No.725514009 [Report]
>>725511595
Likely yes. If Lorgar was tearing through the galaxy adding conquests the way he did after being censured, the Emperor probably would have stood in the back with his arms crossed seething about the worship but ultimately tolerating it for the time, much like he did with the Cult Mechanicum.
Anonymous No.725514042 [Report] >>725514104 >>725514797
why the FUCK is abbadon the warmaster and not Erebus
Anonymous No.725514104 [Report]
>>725514042
Erebus doesn't want to be the head nigga in charge. He wants to slink around like a little bitch shanking people when their guard is down and telling everyone it was the Hand of Destiny™
Anonymous No.725514568 [Report]
>>725484682
I like them because they are hated.
Anonymous No.725514797 [Report]
>>725514042
Because anyone has worked with or for him wants has 0 respect for him and wants to kill him.
Even the gods he serve hates his guts.
Anonymous No.725514952 [Report] >>725516724
Anonymous No.725515003 [Report] >>725515174 >>725516335 >>725516623
me posting on 4chan
Anonymous No.725515174 [Report]
>>725515003
me on the left
Anonymous No.725515340 [Report] >>725515383 >>725515638
why don't they get someone else to sit on the golden throne
Anonymous No.725515383 [Report]
>>725515340
The only other guy that could do it spends all his time trying to dunk on the Space Wolves.
Anonymous No.725515506 [Report]
>>725488519
they BLAMMED all their ethereals so no mind control by mustache twirling villains
Anonymous No.725515638 [Report]
>>725515340
that was the plan
Anonymous No.725515714 [Report]
>>725488901
as another anon said GW half the time pretends that the Chaos Gods in both settings are the same people just interacting with different universes, so in theory they could do shit like that.
then the other half the time they wisely avoid that implication because of how dumb it is and how it'd cause issues. like they didn't bring in age of sigmars shit with slaanesh into the 40k universe
Anonymous No.725515841 [Report]
>>725495417
tzeench
he's no doubt going to gigafuck me multiple times but if I can chessmaster a couple mindfuckings in the universe before then I'm content
Anonymous No.725515963 [Report]
>>725490863
Walmart does that on purpose, if you complain, they let you go.
Anonymous No.725516020 [Report]
>>725465632 (OP)
wat dis from?
dis Astartes movies?
Anonymous No.725516037 [Report]
>>725510350
necrons should definitely be below imperium, hell maybe even orks
that ranking would be right if the necrons were all united, but they arent, are mired in constant infighting, and either do nothing or job because nothing ever happens.
though maybe they'll let them and the tau do a lil' gangbanging of ultramar
Anonymous No.725516072 [Report]
>>725502920
All the cool stuff is xeno/non space marine based but unfortunately gw only focuses on the boring shit
Anonymous No.725516335 [Report]
>>725515003
>stop I'm not a god
Anonymous No.725516474 [Report]
>>725487567
>How the FUCK are these fairy dust clowns a threat to the Imperium?
They're reanimated armor being controlled by a Thousand Sons Sorcerer. Most aren't even former Astartes, just warp energy in Power Armor.
Anonymous No.725516547 [Report]
>>725492163
>Titus is a colossal Mary Sue
>Anon doesn't know about /ourboy/ Nikk
Anonymous No.725516623 [Report] >>725516886
>>725515003
people are allowed to see the emperor in person now?
Anonymous No.725516724 [Report] >>725516950 >>725517110
>>725514952
What is even happening on the bottom panel? They're both chaos marines?
Anonymous No.725516886 [Report]
>>725516623
That is from 30k, shortly before Malcador takes the throne so Big E can have his Yugioh Showdown with Horus.
Anonymous No.725516950 [Report]
>>725516724
Legion of the Damned
Anonymous No.725517110 [Report]
>>725516724
Legion of the damned.
Space marine ghosts that show up in dire moments to save imperial loyalists.
Anonymous No.725517116 [Report]
>>725502920
It's fascism as black humor. You're not supposed to take it seriously, and it's only wallowing in silliness that it occasionally circles back around to being cool.
Anonymous No.725517140 [Report]
>>725503353
Some book already said he gave in and became a demon prince
Anonymous No.725517214 [Report]
>>725503353
>I think him being a demon primarch would be a very boring and anti-thematic way to progress his character
He's already a Prince
Anonymous No.725518026 [Report]
>>725487567
They were only called the thousand sons when the flesh change reduced their numbers to be that low. They got more marines when their retard daddy showed up.
Now, they are mostly soul-dust bound into armor like some full metal alchemist shit. They are shadows of people with shadows of souls that are essentially mindless automatons with only the slightest bit of their awareness returning when a sorcerer orders them to some action.
When defeated in battle they can be picked back up with a dustbuster and put back in armor.
The sorcerers have I think found a way to make new rubric marines for ones they can't salvage.
Anonymous No.725518550 [Report] >>725519407
I gotta ask, why do some or most 40k fans hate primaris? Wouldn't it just be GW continuing the plot?
Anonymous No.725519407 [Report]
>>725518550
>space marines are the ultimate soldier
>made from highly prized genetic material that can be lost or degrade
>the emporer himself designed them
>the imperium is technologically stagnant and inventions are literally heresy
>they are overpowered killing machines that are so effective that standard humans are essentially inherently ineffective and disposable by comparison
>all xenos are too much for regular men to take on, because the xenos need to pose a credible threat to space marines rather than guardsmen
But
>HEY GUYS I MADE NEW ONES
>AND THEY'RE BIGGER AND FASTER AND STRONGER
>also your entire army is outdated and obsolete because primaris are actually just better so it's time to buy new minis :)