Thread 725476667

Why do Games always forget the romance options people really want?

There is nothing worse than a guy trying to get my number while I'm at work.

>>725476882
YWNBARW

>>725476882
Should he wait until you're done with work then?

>>725476882
>Why don't men approach women anymore?!

Gamers want one thing and it's purple.

>>725477326
Erm, sweety, we don't want (You) to approach us, we want the top 1% in looks 7'10 ultrachad, teehee.

>>725476882
funny story
when i worked retails as a dumb kid i remember a coworker got some chick's number while he was busy working and was bragging about it all day
made his week i bet
anyway funny how the reverse situation paints it entirely different

>>725476667 (OP)
i like that the expansion mod made this lady a character
i don't like the character she was written into, or her design though

>>725476667 (OP)
I like how all fanart ignores how ugly the art style of the game is. And how the most common mods are portrait replacements. The developer should hire an artist to replace them officially, with an option for the old ones tucked away in the settings.

>>725477553
it's entirely different because the women are the ones that get approached. i think it's because they're coming from the perspective that most/all dudes just want to fuck them and use them for sex and dip. so from that perspective it's tiresome to have to shoot down 100 guys every day. whereas if the roles were flipped, it would have to be something totally different. like for example: women constantly throwing themselves at you but are constantly dropping nonstop hints about wanting money or expensive shit. it would go from wow all these chicks are always hitting on me to wtf stop harassing me i'm not giving you whores any money really quick. despite all the gay teachings, people just have to accept that women and men aren't equal...in a perfect world sure that's how shit should be but in the real world that isn't the case and never has been.

>>725477525
that's me

>>725478214
People replace the portraits because they're addicted to pornography. The base portraits are just fine for normal people.

>>725478214
portraits look good

>>725478537
>I don’t like seeing ugly people
>Um… porn addict much?

>>725478714
This >>725478696 is ugly for you, and you don't consider yourself a porn addict?

>>725478696
>>725478821
The concept/beta portraits were significantly better for literally every character. CuckedApe made them worse to not alienate the uglies that gravitated to his game. We know this for a fact.

>>725479161
The uglies that gravitated towards a game that hadn't even been released yet?

>>725478214
That's what fanart is, you idiot.

>>725478821
Yeah, it’s ugly art. What does porn have to do with this? You seem obsessed with porn.

>>725478696
Post Emily.

>>725478214
>how ugly the art style of the game is
?

normal art is fine
it fits the aesthetic of the game
i just like seeing other artists take on the characters with portrait mods
there's a few decent ones, but many are just outright worse than vanilla

>>725476882
>There is nothing worse than a guy trying to get my number while I'm at work.

>>725476882
This is my post. I'm a man. Saw this thread at page 8 and randomly threw shit at it. (You) people are STUPID!!!!

>SDVE adds her as a romance option
>she stays a depressed overworked visibly tired no personality shell of a woman and continues going to her shitty minimum wage job even if you marry her when you are a fucking godzillionaire

Ape didn't really need to hammer in the WALMART BAD shit, anyone with a brain knows that.

>>725476667 (OP)
To tease/grift buyers into thinking devs will right the ship in the next game and offer what the buyers wanted, then never actually do it.

I still want Ape to explain in detail why his game needed an interracial couple, a black science man and heavily implied cuckoldry with Pierre in it.

>>725482196
what if he makes her a cute ginger goth girl

>>725476882
Shut the fuck up you troglodyte, nobody works here you fucking retard

>>725482206
tbf Azuma lets you marry hags
Really sucks Hina ended up being the weakest romance though.

I want to see pear draw touhou porn

>>725476882
>tfw I get a number from a girl while I'm at work
she stalked me multiple times unknowingly while I was working but she was cute

>>725482196
that whole mod in general is kinda aids with a few characters
the pinkshit especially

>>725476882
OK homo

>>725479418
>You seem obsessed with porn.
The internet is for porn. The internet is for porn! Why you think the net was born? PORN, PORN, PORN!

>>725478696
The beta with her headband looked cooler.

>>725478234
The whole point of courtship is to not put out until you're certain you want to be together. Grandmothers and mothers used to tell their granddaughters/daughters that men wouldn't buy the cow if they got the milk for free.

>>725479161
>>725482991
>>725478696

>>725482936
Based Trekkie of Avenue Q fame.

>>725482991
>this is the person who tells you the sv art style is "ugly"
ok retard

>>725476667 (OP)
#RAPEPEARGOR

>>725482936
>>725483220
Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes
That means we go around committing hate crimes

>>725478234
I have come to the conclusion that it is unacceptable for a common man to want approach a women for anything other than small talk. If a women wants to give you their number or hang out with you outside of things like work or school, then it is acceptable. It seems that the roles of dating have been reversed in modern times.

>>725483403
>Peargor
What about Gor-Gor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TQ-zSfwgs

>>725483190
Maru - Current
Leigh - Third from last
Gohan - Current
Penny - Current
Haley - Current but give her the headband
Emily - Second from last but with the hair of Fourth from last (holy shit why is she a dyke in several of them)
Abigail - Remove her from the game
Shane - Second from last is how he should look after you help him overcome his alcoholism
Emo Faggot - Remove him from the game
Harley - Second from last, that moustache is fucking retarded
Gigachad - Current
Jock - Current

>>725483190
insane downgrade

>>725483560
>Gohan
Sam
>Emo faggot
Sebastian
>Harley
Harvey
>Gigachad
Literally me
>Jock
Alex

>>725483336
I'm not that poster and you are gay.

>>725483086
>>725478234
This. It used to be men approached and women courted until they were sure he wasn't just after a quick lay. But now women have fully embraced casual sex and then bitch about it being the man's fault when they don't approach them.

>>725483618
Yea I already said Gohan, Emo Faggot and Jock.

>>725483598
She's supposed to be half-black and half-white but she looks unearthly red in her later portraits.

>>725483898
the dimples and glasses make her look like a middle aged cat lady he should've stylized her top row pictures

>>725483560
>Remove Abigail
Why? She's best girl.

>Gamer girl
>Can sustainably replace her diet with rocks
>Short
>Insane assets
>Likes Chrono Trigger
>Tomboy
>Only spouse that will actively fight to protect the farmer (she ends up killing a monster because you get KWAB'd)
Sure, she starts off as a feminist, but Haley starts off as a complete cunt too, and look how she turns out.

>>725476882
This reminded me of that time a woman working at a local supermarket's self-checkout complimented my hair (I went there right after getting my hair cut).

>>725484303
>Gamer girl
Stopped reading.

>>725484303
Look at the size of those things.

>>725484430
>He doesn't want a wife who shares his hobbies

>>725484505
Haley and Abigail are rocking some massive sweater puppies. Haley's are just perky while Abigail is a sagger.

>>725484534
>he doesn't want a stupid shallow cunt that sucks ass at videogames because she uses them as a replacement for a personality instead of a genuine hobby she has passion for
Get the fuck away from me you filthy coon

>>725484505
>tfw I got her to like me by giving her cookies I found in the trash

>>725484505
>>725484895
>>725484618
>tfw can't milk wife

>>725484303
This has pissed me off since the game first launched: why the fuck are the sprites drawn inconsistently so some people look bow legged and some don't?

>>725483190
I like how you can tell in Abigail's progression when he decided she would be the wizard's daughter instead of Pierre's.

>>725484676
Anon, 90%+ of gamer girls suck at video games. Women just have worse reflexes, spatial reasoning, and situational awareness than men. That's why games have easy modes.

Why do you think "female" video game tournaments are 102% tranny with a 2% margin of error?

>>725484618
Abigail also has wider hips and a bigger ass.

>>725476667 (OP) cool thread
>>725482598

>>725485054
>Anon, 90%+ of gamer girls suck at video games.
And?

>>725485074
Yeah but Abigail looks like she posts on Tumblr. Haley exclusively watches make up tutorials.

>>725485092
Look at the image in that thread for a fun time.

>>725485054
Correct, which is all the more reason to despise that fucking cunt.

>>725485110
You have to put up with women being worse than you at everything besides child making. That's just how women are. Why do you think we segregate women from men even in "intellectual" hobbies like chess?

Your only other option is to go gay.

>>725484964
Skill issue.

>>725485261
Okay. Are you making a point? Why does it matter if they are bad at games?

>>725484505
I prefer her sister, her dump truck and wide hips, thank you very much.

>>725485172
Tumblr was already dead by the time SDV dropped in 2016. She would post on Twitter and she'd be one of those e-girls who turns based after having a kid and starts thot-patrolling the other whores like that one Asuka cosplayer.

Haley seems like the kind to have Amazon and Sephora bookmarked and changes her magazine subscription from Vogue to a tradwife weekly.

Leah and Penny don't seem like they'd use the internet much while Maru is 100% a Redditor and Emily seems like the type to browse homeopathy forums (where she has 12k posts to her account).

>>725484303
>She's best girl.
That's some appallingly shit taste.

>>725482684
Well, did you call her back?

>>725485671
Jas > Abigail > Haley > Penny > Emily > Leah > Maru

>>725485709
she was my first ex and she looked like emma myres

>>725485573
>B-cup
>But huge ass and a great figure even though she's older

>>725485605
Abigail would be one of the OGs who stayed on tumblr after they banned porn because her favourite Jojo highschool alt universe RP accounts are still there.

Emily seems like she'd have a fetlife.

I can't wait for Christmas to come so I can ask Concerned Ape for a Haunted Chocolatier teaser when he gives out SDV keys.

>>725486036
you sayin emile would be the type of bitch to rape me?

>>725486774
Nah, she seems more likely to want to be choked.

>>725487161
>>725486774
The kinkiest shit she does is probably using a crystal dildo or crystal buttplug. If anyone in SDV likes being choked, it's Leah.

>>725487438
Personally I wish Eric had gone for a more stereotypical hippy look

>>725487842
>shane is a manlet
huh
learn something new

>>725485605
>tumblr is dead so tumblr type shit no longer exists
It must be nice to live with your head in the sand.

>>725487842
Why are there two players there at different heights? Is the left side supposed to be female?

>>725487842
Why are the women on average considerably shorter than the men? Is Ape sexist?

>>725489342
ConcernedApe likes Red Heads and Shortstacks.

>>725476882
*an unattractive guy
Ftfy

>>725476882
I can think of several things actually, including ones involving customer interactions.

>>725476882
Well duh, you're male. I wouldn't want gay attention either.

>>725476882
Now where have I seen this before...

>>725489256
The shorter player is female.

>>725487932
I hate Boomers so much. Dumb flower children.

>>725477447
Jas's hands are all sticky from candy
no way

>>725494151
>From candy

Too much Abigail slander ITT

>>725484967
Because people stand differently in real life?

>>725487842
>Farmer Chad PC is tied for third tallest character
Another win for the agricultural community.

>>725485573
>second biggest ass, only losing to worst girl
>is the only one that puts out
>is always positive
>one of the only ones with an actual job
>only one that acts mature
>her blushing portrait melts my heart
WHY CANT A REAL WOMAN LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AHHHHHH
Also it annoys me that she believes in fake magic when theres real magic and a fucking wizard 20 feet away from her house. You should be able to introduce her to the wizard and turn her into an apprentice. Or at the very least she should be made aware of the little spirit guys at some point

>>725496185
Even fem!farmer is the 2nd tallest woman. 5'6" is rather tall for a woman. In heels she's taller than Sebastian and Shane.

>>725496220
>is the only one that puts out
All of the bachelorettes put out when you get married. How do you think you end up with children?

>>725489554
So does this mean that Jas is likely to grow only a little taller and significantly bustier?

>>725496426
>How do you think you end up with children?
By woo'ing them, obviously.

>>725496574
My son will grow up to marry Jas. My daughter will not be marrying Vincent.

I hate PEAR

>>725496986
...

>>725496618
Maybe Sebasitan will have a son that she can bully.

>>725497435
Sebastian ain't getting laid after I marry Abigail. All the other women in town are locked down by the bachelors.

>>725496618
>making your son marry a hag like 10 years older than him
Grim
just marry Jas

Any mods that expand married life with more dialogue and events?

>>725498454
Jas is 6. A 7 year age gap isn't that big of a deal.

i LOVE teto miku slop

>>725497435
I don't even have a daughter and I immediately felt my inner Frodo screaming at me.

>>725488025
he should really be even shorter, he complains about his height as a spouse constantly

>>725501916
How would we know that? We're all straight men here.

>>725501992
I'm not.

>>725502481
The bara thread is two threads down

>>725501992
straight men play serious games like kingdom come deliverance 2 and get their backs blown out by hans

>>725502723
No, we're playing E33/Silksong/Dispatch

>>725502481
Based Femanon

>>725476882
Ywnbaw.

>>725504213
I'd believe there's one or two biological women in SDV threads

>>725499216
yes it is
I wouldn't marry a woman MY AGE, much less one OLDER THAN me. That's a horrifying fucking concept.

>>725504685
Emily is older than the protagonist and she's one of the more popular bachelorettes. Turns out some men like hags.

>>725504685
you wouldn't marry a woman

>>725505446
True, I'd marry a girl though.
>>725505113
How fucking horrifying. I wonder how so many men are virgins? You literally can't go anywhere without thirsty 30-40s ladies throwing themselves on any available man.
Protip: Do NOT say "Sorry I'm in a relationship haha", they will triple down on their efforts.

>>725478402
you waited till they got off work, put on your best suit. but unfortunately, you lost the love note you've written all over the woods, and she's starting to find them! quick you must approach her silently in the dark.

>>725506252
That sounds like a romantasy novel where the gigachad turns into a werewolf and knots the protagonist who then spends the next 300 pages coming to terms with her love of being knotted.

>>725476667 (OP)
How do I make money quick? Asking for a friend btw.
>>725484534
Unf... best girl imo.

>>725506481
slenderman.

>>725506481
what was that shit you said?

>>725506632
>How do I make money quick? Asking for a friend btw.
Best way for short term money is fishing. Catfish in the river if it's raining and the season is right, otherwise fish for Largemouth Bass and Sturgeon (if you're not confident with catching big game like Lava Eels).

The best way to earn money period is farming and turning your crops into wine. Second to that is raising pigs, but that requires a fully upgraded barn. After that it's crackered sheep.

>>725508008 haha boob
>crackered sheep.
tha crackas got to the ship?!

>>725507996
DO NOT look up Morning Glory Milking Farm.

>>725493859
>the republic that you live in is currently in a losing war with a major empire across the emerald sea
>feeding rotten seaweed to POWs is used as a form of torture there
>said empire is also heavily into the smuggling business looking to further undermine the local economy and Joja Inc
Grim

>>725508115
Yes, your animals can turn into white supremacists.

It's a late game thing. You'll understand eventually even without looking things up. Just gotta max out all your skills.

>>725508350
>these naming conventions

>>725508446
I normally name my pigs after historical figures but with pig puns.

>Pigstrodamus
>Hogaustus
>Boarpheus

>>725476882
I wish the gay men that sexually harass me every day at work would do cute stuff like that instead of shouting innuendos, catcalling and publicly masturbating.

>>725509628
Maybe stop working at a gay bar then.

>>725485271
>Jas's
esl fuck off

>>725476882
You will never have a job

>>725476882
Is it really true though? when I was 22 (6 years ago) and still had a wife (im a widower). I was working as a manager for Timmies and everytime a high school student tries to get my number, it just makes my day and makes me feel young.

>>725510524
Both Jas's and Jas' are correct for singular possessives. The only time "'s" is wrong is when used with plural possessives, classical names, or if the field you write for uses a stylebook that recommends one over the other.

Literally learned this in elementary school. You should know this by now, anon.

>>725482281
he talks a bit about that in the podcast with the fat asian guy

Any hopes for Haunted Chocolatier?

>>725477326
because they're awful creatures. only good thing possible from them is children

>>725485054
accurate

>>725485271
die pedo

>>725478537
>The base portraits are just fine for normal people.
I hate how samey they are. Half the bachelorettes are the exact same face with different hair colors, and Robin and Leah look identical.

>>725476667 (OP)
sex with dyslexic girls

>>725476667 (OP)
is it pronounced
joe juh
or
yo yuh
or
hoe huh
please respond
thanks.

>>725515912
sauce?

>>725478714
Every time someone here posts their reference for a "normal attractive woman" here it's some SEAmonkey's unironic porn game, stop being obtuse

>>725517703
Bluejr's Jenny bruv