Thread 725485084

>Resident Evil: Village gave gamers 3 insanely hot, alluring, cultist-looking Goth women
>but instead gamers worldwide revealed themselves as sexually dysfunctional by instead simping over a gigantic Grandma in a filthy, strained dress
Seriously. What was wrong with people back then?

>>725485084 (OP)
Those 3 women are literally a collection of filthy disease ridden flies

>>725485176
so..just like you?

That’s because she appeared all over marketing material.

Online discussion is dominated by people who havnt actually played the games they talk about, and even if they have played it, even fewer play more than an hour.

>>725485084 (OP)
i always get banned when i post that .webm
tranny jannys are totally out of control.

>>725485084 (OP)
That grandma has a huge ass so it's okay.

>>725485084 (OP)
Dimitrescu was pushed by twitter because she was safe horny.

>>725485245
no one's disputing that the models are hot. they are
but we know what the characters actually are
the game even flat out says they stink of death

It's 2025 just use AI to animate your waifus. More lifelike than these eldritch horror animations. They're terrible.

They look too feminine. The hag looks like a drag queen so twitter choose her as acceptable.

>>725485084 (OP)
All four are ugly and retarded.

>>725485449
lol this is pure copium

>>725485469
>>725485474
what is this..a hot take contest?

>>725485474
based ethan

only futatards actually like the fat granny
all good animations are of the twins

>>725485245
Too creepy

>>725485474
Virge post

>>725485683
ethan has a child

>>725485176
That's just their lore, nerd.

>>725485245
Yeah I'd fold in a second for that

>>725485245
I would go on my hands and knees to have a gf to future wife soulmate that looks like her

>>725485084 (OP)
post one were she kisses (you)

>>725485245
imagine the sex holy shit

>>725485683
Ethan is a high quality male and deserves someone with a good personality. None of the floozies in the game deserve him.

>>725487181
GIW

why'd they make them so hot?

>>725487392
me on the right

>>725485084 (OP)
Why do you assume I'm not simping for all four of them?

>>725485449
Fuck off Elon, don't you have some cars to sell you dumb faggot?

>>725487181
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>725485084 (OP)
Gamers just can't into goth girls idk

>Picking a blonde when a redhead option exists
What are you, gay?

>>725487181
new jak dropped?

>>725485245
I just want her to be happy, broooooooooooos

>>725485084 (OP)
omg guys the bots on the internet run by intel agencies and corporations are people
omggg the hive mind lets all be retarded normies and play minecraft and sit on instagram all day


im not even that much of a anti normie i liked the walking dead and breaking bad b4 2014 lul

Lady Dimitrescu is the most inorganic, astroturfed coomer meme I've ever seen. 100% manufactured by Capcom to market the game, and brown coomers with nonexistent standards ate it up

>>725485084 (OP)
Yeah, I don't get it either. She is literally the hottest RE girl by a good margin. Maybe it's because she's so similar to her sisters so the design loses some shine.

>>725488153
>t.dissasociating schizophrenic

>>725487930
fat

Why don't they just wipe their mouths, do they not have napkins in the village

>>725485084 (OP)
Because they looked filthy.
Also they weren't really memorable, I always forget they exist

>>725489123
I'd get filthy with all 3 of them

>>725485401
Also troon coded. A bunch of fan art made her look disgustingly male. Troons knew what they were doing with her.

>>725489123
Doesn't help that the castle, despite it looking huge in the beginning, was just a small quarter of the game

>>725489670
It wasn't as bad as RE7 but yeah.
Moldman deserved to be in better stories

>>725489828
Ethan should be a mold monster ally in the next game
>buhhhh that's stoopid
yeah re is fucking stupid it's campy

Any doujins?

>>725489628
You are literally just as obnoxious as any tranny or faggot. Hurry up and kill yourself subhuman nigger.

>>725485084 (OP)
didn't her va and face model die?

>>725491251
dial 8

>>725491645
That was the brunette one.

>>725485084 (OP)
>>725485245
What's the name of this haircut?

>>725485176
Aren’t they clones of dead girls?

>>725485084 (OP)
Dimitrescu dies too soon and her minions even sooner, you don't get enough time to care about them

>>725493637
shag

>>725487392
>The baby looks distraught
>RE8 capture and dismember a baby
>She's cosplaying a RE8 villain

Someone check on his wellbeing immediatly.

>>725488667
>>725491251
capcom shills are mad

>>725485084 (OP)
>>725485245
You just know by her face that she has sex for hours every week and still is unsatisfied.

For me it's Donna

>>725487930
>nu-jill va and dani's personality is a hopeless romantic
Honestly might be amazing but I like how Bela calls me "little one" so she's still my go-to. Fucking shame the castle was over in 15min on replays

>>725485084 (OP)
People are afraid of being labeled as a pedophile if they admit to finding someone who looks younger than 40 attractive.

>>725494651
>oh Donna, did you remember what I told you to do once you encountered Mister Winters?
>no, not make him hallucinate his wife as a puppet and a giant mutant fetus
>I wanted you to ride him ragged while pretending to be his wife then morph your face to look like mine
>why?
>you dare QUESTION ME?!
>I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A VIRGIN
>you will take that man's magnificent mold cock and you WILL ENJOY IT

>>725495157
>People are afraid of being labeled as a pedophile
Meanwhile >>725487864

>>725494651
I could have fixed her I reckon.

>>725495279
Not sure what you're insinuating Eveline bro

>>725494969
Bela has the best lines.
https://youtu.be/qQveqWDvPes?t=120

>>725495173
Why didn't Miranda just have Ethan's babies?

>>725485084 (OP)
They're the best vidya girls, ever.
The fact that not only Lady D but somehow Ethan himself have more simps here goes to show how tasteless and gay /v/ really is.

>>725485176
I always found this absurd even for RE standards.
How do flies even mimic the strands of hair for instance?

>>725497758
They're really tiny flies acting as individual cells.
Real answer: they liked the concept of women made of flies. RE8 is possibly the most supernatural game, although i believe Heinsenberg's Magneto powers to be the worst offender.

Only one of these women are hot.
The other is cute. One is a barely a 6. Can you solve this puzzle?

>>725497758
They don't.
They're like that bug demon from the Constantine movie, instead they just psychically make you see them that way

>t. I made it up

>>725485084 (OP)
I only ever saw promo stuff of the vampire daughters with shit stained mouths so I couldn't really get into them

>not one poster mentioning that this thread is here every day

This is not video games. This is some dude posting about women.

If we’re going to have this whole song and dance about how “4chan was worth saving after the hack” from the admins and being banned from posting “bbc” or “seanigger”, at least do the fucking job and don’t let online retards have a home on the site.

>>725499976
/v/ coomers are bizarre, i really don't get the appeal of wanting to talk to a bunch of weird fat losers about your fetishes

>>725499976
If half the shot on this board was on /a/, it would be taken down within seconds.

>>725485084 (OP)
That's my wife, faggot

>>725499976
This thread is about videogame characters retard

Why were the daughters weirdly sexual with Ethan and why was Dimitrescu a militant lesbian to the point where Heisenberg says she's going to cut Ethan's dick off?

>>725487864
>>725495279
>>725495501
sex

Was RE always supernatural? Ive only played the first and third games when I was little.

>>725500856
It started going that route from 4 onwards with the Mind Control nonsense

>>725487930
For me, it's the Dani brunette mod.

>>725485084 (OP)
Goth is played out. Lady D has class, and class and sophistication is sexy.

>>725501910
>Goth is played out.
i've liked gothic atmosphere in games for as long as i can remember but modern commercialization of it is crap