Thread 725576746

YOU...
CURSE YOU...ZELDA! CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...jamie!

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU...anthony!

CURSE YOU....Yuji Naka

it works if you imagine it as his voice trailing off

get new material

CURSE YOU... >>692521290

>the gods of Hyrule are so incompetent they left a word destroying macguffin within reach of mortals
>the gods of Hyrule do literally nothing to stop evil washing over the land dozens of times
Fuck Hyrule's gods

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU... BEN

>>725579243
>I'm the only one who did the whole quote

CURSE YOU…BAYLE!

As a kid I thought it would be really cool and funny if he said FUCK YOU instead of CURSE YOU

>>725576746 (OP)
My autism won't allow me to name Link anything but his canonical name. Same for every other game that lets you change the characters' names and customize their outfits/appearance.

>>725576746 (OP)
LONK IS STRONK

>>725579453
That is the entire reason the Master Sword exists. Or at least, it was. Soon after OOT, the series stopped caring about the games that came before it, so LTTP's original contributions were abandoned.

>>725581437
CURSE YOU...FUCK YOU!

>>725582167
Based canonbro

>>725582167
He has no canon name. He only has one in modern Zelda. In fact none of the names in the old games are canon. We find out in Tears that it's absolutely unheard of for names to ever be repeated, to the point where they found it shocking there was another girl named Zelda one time billions of years ago. Who even turned out to be the same Zelda after all. So yeah it just doesn't happen.

>>725583190
Retarded lorelet jeet. You probably fucking believe in timelines and shadow temple theory and shit.

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU...AAAAAAAA!

did anyone ever use the numbers of period? the hyphen i can understand more

>>725582167
based and same

>>725582167
Based Fairy Boy.

>>725582167
>his canonical name
Sworn Brother?

>>725582167
but isn't his name Zelda?

FUCK YOU

>>725576746 (OP)
>CURSE YOU...ZELDA!
>CURSE YOU... SAGES!
>CURSE YOU...(You)

>>725583703
>Indian needs to imagine himself as someone else
No thanks, I play as Link, not Jerry.

>CURSE YOU... ZELDA!
>CURSE YOU... SAGES!
>CURSE YOU... Zelda!

>>725583703
Indian Derangement Syndrome

>>725579243
How about you get a sense of humor tranny

>>725579243
>Post new material
>Thread dies
>Post old material
>Get actual discussion
Stop responding to old material, and this wouldn't happen, retard.

>>725579453
>>the gods of Hyrule do literally nothing to stop evil washing over the land dozens of times
The Goddesses keep interferring actually.
>Goddesses: Hello mortals, as long as you touch these Golden Triangles, you get a wish.
>Ganondorf: Okay. *touches them*
>Goddesses: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT! WE'RE BREAKING THEM UP AND SENDING THEM TO THE MORTALS THAT BEST REPRESENT THESE TRAITS AND YOU HAVE TO GATHER THEM!
>Goddesses: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT WE'RE SENDING OUR FAVORITE CHILD HYLIA OVER TO SEAL YOU INTO THE OTHER WORLD ALSO WE'RE TURNING YOU INTO A PIG!
>Goddesses: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT WE'RE FLOODING THE ENTIRE WORLD NOW AND YOU HAVE TO GO AND TOUCH THEM AGAIN.
>Magic people: Okay *touches them*
>Goddesses: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT WE'RE SEALING YOU INTO THE TWILIGHT AND YOU HAVE TO BE UGLY NOW EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE WHO GETS TO BE EXTRA HOT.
Half of the events of the games in general are the Goddesses doing a takes-backsie on their one rule. I actually WISH they would stop doing stuff.

>>725587372
>He thought

>>725583815
I unironically name him "Mr. Hero" in every game I play just because of an autistic grudge against the gate guard in Kakariko in Ocarina of Time. Numbers though, never.

>>725579453
>the gods of Hyrule are so incompetent they left a word destroying macguffin within reach of mortals
They didn't.
>the gods of Hyrule do literally nothing to stop evil washing over the land dozens of times
They literally can't without doing something drastic like flooding the land with magical water.

Ganon did NOTHING wrong.

>>725593627
Ganon was so bad at being a holder of the Triforce of Power that a thriving capitol full of people was turned into a zombie infested wasteland in under ten years. He didn't even do anything to benefit his own tribe. Not only was he incompetent but Wind Waker showed that he is beyond delusional because he thought he was helping people. Pretty funny.

>>725593627
Ganon did literally everything wrong.

They never fixed this in the 3DS version

>be Ganondorf
>dont notice there is window outside the temple of time that would get him into the master sword room
>dont just get ladder and go there at night and break window and jump in and avoid having to get all the stones and ocarina of time

YOU...
CURSE YOU...ZELDA! CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...ZELDA!

>>725583589
It says in the NES instruction manual that his name is Link.

The first time my brother ever completed OoT he actually named Link as "IMBECIL". So when Ganondorf went on his little rant he was like:
>"CURSE YOU...IMBECIL!"
It was really fucking funny.

>>725590996
>WE'RE BREAKING THEM UP AND SENDING THEM TO THE MORTALS THAT BEST REPRESENT THESE TRAITS AND YOU HAVE TO GATHER THEM
This one is fine since otherwise there's no chance for a comeback from either side.
>WE'RE SENDING OUR FAVORITE CHILD HYLIA OVER TO SEAL YOU INTO THE OTHER WORLD ALSO WE'RE TURNING YOU INTO A PIG!
You just smushed three plot points together and got all of them wrong.
>WE'RE FLOODING THE ENTIRE WORLD NOW
Aonuma moment.
>AND YOU HAVE TO GO AND TOUCH THEM AGAIN
You already complained about this.
>muh dark interlopers dindu nuffin
That's what you get for being a bunch of magic jews trying to outsmart god.

>>725593784
>he thought he was helping people
He didn't even believe that. WW Ganondorf's wish is exactly 0% altruistic. He doesn't want to undo any of the suffering he caused, he doesn't want to revive his people, his wish is to bring back Hyrule and have it back under his control.
WWfags are genuinely illiterate and/or mentally handicapped. It's the only way the "muh poor misunderstood tragic villain" angle on Ganondorf could've ever been as accepted as it was.

>>725594756
>break into the master sword chamber
>can't pull the master sword (it doesn't like evil)
>is trapped
>starves to death
Ganondorf literally had no way to win before Zelda and Link started meddling.

>>725579453
The golden goddesses are not gods of justice or fairness or even goodness. They are Courage, Wisdom, and Power. Evil may not be able to be wise, but evil can be courageous and evil can certainly be powerful.

YOU...
CURSE YOU...ZELDA!
CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...GANONDORF!

>>725576746 (OP)
>blocks your path

>>725594378
3ds version was just a paint job

Did Ganondorf even need the Triforce? He was an extremely skilled magician who was able to curse the Great Deku Tree, the goron's food cave and the Zora's deity all while being regularly invited to the king's court where he'd eventually lead a succesfully coup chasing Zelda out of her own castle before the gate to the sacred realm can even open. He was going to end up ruling the world no matter what.

>>725593784
>destroying a corrupt kingdom that fought a civil war for decades
>hide its atrocities underneath a cozy town nestled at the base of Death Mountain
>corrupt kingdom that flooded its lands under a lifeless sea

>>725596989
KEK'D
I know what I'm naming him next playthrough.

>>725597628
Define "need". He's far from invincible, and Link would probably end up killing him without too much of a struggle without the Triforce of Power bolstering him, but I guess he couldn't predict that ahead of time. Either way, assaulting Hyrule directly would've been a fight; the Triforce promised an instant win.

>>725597628
He's strong even without godly power, but he's still only one man. Basically everyone wanted his head on a pike by the time he killed the King of Hyrule.
Of course, we don't know how exactly Ganondorf was detained after Link snitched on him, even Twilight Princess skips over everything prior to his intended execution, but it's not impossible that he literally just got dogpiled.

>>725598521
Wasn't Ganondorf a lot older in TP? It seemed like some time had passed between the beginning of OoT and Ganondorf's failed execution.

>>725576746 (OP)
>CURSE YOU...niggerkiller69!

>>725597628
>old age, famine, disease
>all naturally occurring ways for someone to pass on
but sure blame the brown skinned ginger desert guy just because the schizo princess had a nightmare

>>725599037
It's even worse with the Gorons because one of them even says the famine only exists because they're too spoiled by rock sirloin to eat any other rocks.

>>725597628
What happens if Lord Jabu-Jabu dies?

>>725591364
>I unironically name him "Mr. Hero" in every game I play just because of an autistic grudge against the gate guard in Kakariko in Ocarina of Time.
that's pretty cool anon

>>725599965
I name him Nabooru because then Nabooru insults her own name when insulting the player's name.

>>725581087
IF YOU HEAR 'FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK

>>725576746 (OP)
>YOU...
>CURSE YOU...ZELDA! CURSE YOU... SAGES!
>CURSE YOU...MY PENIS!

CURSE YOU...Rinku!

>>725600127
i only did that once. the first time i played it i realized what happened there and thought it would be funny the next time.

>>725582167
Same honestly. Even if the game doesn’t just give you a default name, I’ll look up the canon name of the protagonist and call him/her that

>>725582608
>Soon after OoT
OoT was asspull and retcon city that completely threw out everything from the previous games to make its OC donut Steel lore, races, origin of the world and story. The cancer started with OoT, and then it becoming so popular is what forced the series into the broken timeline of nonsense that OoT started to try and hand waive all its retcons.

Fuck that shit game and its cultists.

>>725600874 (me)
I'm trans btw

>>725603342
you go girl

>>725597628
he is only as powerful as he is with the triforce of power

>>725583815
Some kid probably thought there was a code to unlock a cool sword or something and typed random numbers.

>>725579243
I'll allow it, it's an experienced shared by a lot of unsuspecting players for repeats to be expected.

Plus it's better than the Legend of Cuckoldry threads.

>>725597628
I mean if he didn't have one of the tri force pieces to transform him into pig demon Ganon, pretty anyone with decent skill in tennis or ping-pong could beat him, since Gandondorf's idea of an attack is to just float around and send slowly moving light balls at people that can easily be sent back at him.

>>725583815
CURSE YOU...ZELDA! CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...autisticgamer1983!

it legit took me like 25 years to realize the whole thing in ALttP where you're depicted as a creature in the Dark World was to explain why Ganon was a pig because he didn't have the Moon Pearl

>>725598258
If Ganondorf doesn't have the Triforce of Power Link most likely doesn't have the Triforce of Courage so the fight is probably more even than you imagine

>>725607692
but isn't Ganon a pig in the official LTTP artwork while being in the light world with sages trapping him in a triangle or something?

>>725607692
>>725607993
Ganondorf stole the Triforce while going into the Sacred Realm, then while there the 7 sages sealed Ganondorf into it. From there, he used the Triforce to shape the Sacred Realm to his liking, thus becoming Ganon, which is likely just what happens when he uses the Triforce to power up.

There's also a bit of interesting lore that routinely gets shat on, that Four Swords Adventures is actually a different plot from Four Swords, and in that one Ganon actually goes into a place called the Pyramid of Power and steals a powerful magic trident, which is supposed to explain why some games he has this trident, and in others he doesn't. But the lore kind of just constantly shits all over itself. Technically speaking, Ocarina of Time is supposed to be the imprisoning war that ALttP mentions that seals in Ganon, but both TWW and TP continuity and events shit all over that idea.

>>725596626
Who says evil can't be wise? There is nothing inherently moral about wisdom.

>>725591364
i love it

>>725600874
Yeah, because Zelda had such deep and interesting lore before OoT.
>Ganon is evil
>go kill him
>ya you win
The first three games weren't exactly riveting stories.

>>725608367
I dunno, making enemies of the entire country and then relying on two retarded 10 year olds to hand him a golden ticket out of his predicament wasn't exactly wise.

>>725608265
>Ocarina of Time is supposed to be the imprisoning war
Funnily enough, so was Four Swords Adventures.
And the first Hyrule Warriors.

>>725608727
I never got the impression that Ganondorf made his move against the king of Hyrule without having Link and Zelda completely strung along. The only thing he didn't count on was the Triforce splitting once he grabbed it.

>>725579243
>on this shithole site enough to recognize repeat threads
It's No Fap November™. Please go outside and get laid.

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU...ZELDA!
CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...ZELDA!

>>725608265
>>725608831
Wasn't the Imprisoning War meant to be when the Master Sword was forged?

>>725609505
Not as far as I can remember, but with everything about the lore, I guarantee that until Skyward Sword got published, there are probably interviews where Miyamoto has answered that question both with a Yes and a No.

>>725591364
I respect this level of pettiness.

YOU...
CURSE YOU...ZELDA!
CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...FAGBALLS!

>>725609505
That's something from LTTP's manual. Also includes Ganondorf's last name. Probably not something to take as hard canon. I don't remember if the game itself acknowledges the Master Sword's origin at all.

>>725609980
>Hylians casually forged a sword that could overpower the fucking Triforce
Jesus what the fuck

>>725609980
Yeah, I couldn't remember if it was forged during that time, or if they merely resorted to it as a preexisting "Blade of evil's bane" that turned out to be necessary for Ganon. I guess it's been a sort of catchall since it was introduced since you use it to fight Agahnim the first time it comes up and not Ganon.

btw, just because it's relevant to this thread, there's a cool YT channel a friend showed me that goes into some of the differences in the original Japanese and even extends its references to some promotional materials that never left their homeland. Some of it really lends an impression there was SOME behind-the-scenes lore kicking around at least back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy6wVq5W7gQ

>>725610206
>>725610271
If Nintendo were cool they would imply that the Twili helped the Hylians do this, and that was what pissed the Goddesses off enough to perma-ban them.

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU . . . no one!

I played through the entire game with that as my name just to let that moment play out like that. I had some friends with me at the time and they were wondering, why, after such an epic final battle, the bad guy was cursing no one in particular. Then they started shit talking the writing and saying FF7 was better, and I was having none of that.

>supposedly 10 thousand + years between age of imprisonment (its canon) and BOTW
>basically no meaningful technology obtained (such as electricity or even crossbows/guns)
How do these worlds justify massive time gaps with people just not doing anything?

>>725610583
>10 thousand + years
That was the first Calamity attack, not the Zonai Imprisoning War.

>>725610537
Based and Odysseuspilled

>>725610206
You think that's wild? Zelda just casually breaks up the Triforce. The ancient, all powerful, wish-granting golden triangle left behind by the universe's creators...can be broken, and then reassembled.

>>725576746 (OP)
Are there any names that would look bad if they all capsed it

>>725608727
Link and Zelda were convenient at best to Ganondorf's plans. It's not like he knew two literal children would both suspect him and plan to stop him despite not even knowing his true intentions.

>>725610769
Well the Triforce can already be split apart into Wisdom, Power, and Courage so further splitting it isn't that much of a stretch I don't think.

>>725583589
>We find out in Tears that it's absolutely unheard of for names to ever be repeated
The second fucking game in the series has two Zeldas co-existing.

>>725610956
Maybe it's just me, but I just thought about it for the first time a couple of weeks ago and realized how strange that is that a Goddess-level campaign-starting macguffin could be broken into pieces so easily and casually, and it happens multiple times in the series. The Power/Wisdom/Courage split I can kind of believe cause even in the NES Zeldas and ALttP, they are always shown as separate triangles not actually forged together. But the fact you could take and dismantle one of those even further is mindboggling to me. It'd be like saying you could just break the One Ring into a dozen pieces and then reassemble it later for the full power.

if you name it "morup" you can get infinite heart containers from bosses
i confirmed this myself
after you get 20 hearts, after that they start appearing the right of the bottom row, but they don't have the white border of the double defense so it looks really weird

>>725610583
>>725610673
Even then, BOTW Impa claims the history of Hyrule is the history of Calamity Ganon, which is an extremely cucked way of looking at your own country.
>we have no achievements or accomplishments that we're proud of
>we will literally forsake technology and voluntarily regress back to a medieval state if we advance too much
>no, it's ganon that defines us and our history
>and hylia since fuji is a faggot

>>725611197
Well Zelda is operating on a bunch of god level blessings and shit too right? It's not like some random smithy in Castle Town was taking a sledgehammer to it to separate the pieces.

>>725611334
Well NOW she is, so it retroactively explained shit when SS came out, but when the NES game and TWW came out, she was just a random chick.

>>725611432
I guess. Those sorts of explanations at retcons are inevitable when you've got a 30+ year story being told. The real crime was trying to hard timeline all the games with Hyrule Historia, that's where everything really went to shit.

>>725611754
Hyrule Historia was such a smack in the face. I actually had a working timeline that made sense and included EVERY game in the franchise up until that point that actually made a modicum of sense, and then they come out with that shit that published a fan theory in it no less. Even then, I kept coping that the timeline was possible all the way up until TotK.

>>725611261
CURSE YOU...morup!

>>725611197
The fact that the Triforce pieces are always repaired super easily made it seem like breaking it apart wouldn't be too hard either. Especially when WW showed the Triforce of Wisdom gluing itself back together onscreen.
And even then, ALBW served as a cool addition by showing what happens if you managed to REALLY destroy the Triforce.

>>725611432
Check out the first Zeldas manga. Zelda is a complete girlboss

>>725611868
The timeline splitting between the child and adult timelines makes sense, it's the Downfall timeline that really fucks everything. No Nintendo, Ganon never won that's fucking retarded.

>>725612069
?

I never understood why Navi just fucking leaves your ass with no explanation.

>>725612116
>it's the Downfall timeline that really fucks everything
Downfall was only created because Wind Waker EXPLICITLY claimed what's now called the adult timeline, thus severing the first four games (and the Oracles) from continuity.
It wasn't flawless before WW, with the Imprisoning War being a pretty big plot hole between OOT and ALTTP, but I'd rather have the Imprisoning War sit around as a big question mark rather than
>dood u fukin jobbed at the last second lmao
Especially when Wind Waker and its followups work so much better as the outcome of such a thing.

>>725612465
Couldn't you slide WW over to after MM? TP is where that unravels.

>>725579243
>different versions of Oot
>different aspect ratios
>screenshots taken at different points where Ganondorf is tilted differently
>different names being cursed
looks like new material to me

>>725612465
Never understood why anyone gives a shit about this timeline continuity thing when the zelda games' lore are clearly just ripping bits and pieces of pop culture off, like sword in the stone, and mashing them up into a blender to serve to nintendies as an enema.
Just treat each game as its own world like a normal person.

>>725609980
>Mandrag Ganon

>>725611261
has anyone else seen this? i swear its real and i didn't use a gameshark

>was looking forward to Ganondorf kino in Age of Imprisonment
>removed the highly memed Ganondorf laugh from the cutscene
>Ganondorf is barely appears in the story after a certain point
>He's currently not even fucking playable, yet more than half the rosters are literal who OC characters, with 3 characters from each race
what the fuck were they thinking? Even an OC Calamity Ganon was playable in Age of Calamity at launch.

>>725611261
I thought the rumor was supposed to be infinite rupees

>>725612452
>navi has no divine protection from evil like link and zelda do
>literally can't approach ganondorf during the tennis fight because he's putting off too much evil energy
>ganon is born, even stronger and more evil than he was as a mere man
>game includes a cutscene where navi explicitly says she's going to help you despite this
>which she does by giving you targeting, which involves her constantly flying around the enemy
She basically got irradiated by pure evil and was, for lack of a better way to put it, fatally wounded in the process. That window wasn't open. She couldn't have left the Temple of Time. Navi just didn't want Link to helplessly watch her fade away.
That's just how I read the scene, though.

>>725612879
Hmm nope sorry too dark and awesome, better make it lighter!

>>725613174
yeah i thought so too but anyway somehow i ended up with 26 hearts which looked like this >>725613030
i think the name of the character may be unrelated, but i can't find much online about wtf it actually was
i just went back to each boss room after beating them and getting the heart container and when i came back there was another heart container. it only happened once per boss though

>>725613183
I guess I just always assumed that the initial dark energy blast forced her to fuck off, and after that fight she could come back and help. Yours is an interesting take though.

>OoT Link fades into obscurity and dies alone, cursed to wander as a Stalfos spirit
Nice gratitude from the Gods to Link for bailing their dumb asses out

>>725579453
>Is that a dirty fucking brown Muslim taking over Hyrule? NO, we would rather drown Hyrule and all its resident than to allow him to rule

>>725612985
>ripping bits and pieces of pop culture off, like sword in the stone, and mashing them up into a blender
that's how every work of a fiction was made, idiot

>>725612660
Can't.
MM takes place in the timeline the Hero of Time lands in, the world without Ganon until TP ruined that aspect of it.
WW was explicitly stated by Aonuma in 2004 to take place in the timeline OOT Link was sent away from.
They're the two games that are as far away from being connected as possible.

>CURSE YOU… TOM!
>CURSE YOU… DICK!
>AND CURSE YOU… LARRY!

>>725613030
>>725613281
>>725611261
doesn't one of the versions of OoT have a duplicate heart piece glitch with Dampe's gravedigging tour?

>>725613126
>>removed the highly memed Ganondorf laugh from the cutscene
it's funny that the BotW era has given us little glimpses of Nintendo changing or removing shit purely because of fan reaction
>kass was removed
>gerudo outfit was removed
>tauro was added
>yona was added
>ganondorf's goofy smile was removed

>>725597075
This actually looks fucking kino. Now I want some prince charming looking asshole to be a villain in a Zelda game.

>>725576746 (OP)
For me its,
>CURSE YOU... Randy!

>>725613689
it does but that definitely isn't what i did on mine
it might have been something like getting the heart container and then saving and quitting instead of going into the warp thing, and then coming back to the boss room
i also have no idea why i would have even tried that, it would have been someone at school i think that told me about it
but i literally can't find anything about it online lol

>>725610583
>>725611269
I think constant ruin by evil forces is a decent excuse for why they Hyrule always remains medieval looking. But what about the rest of the world, is evil just fucking everyone over around the world, or is Hyrule the Africa of the Zelda universe?

How did the goddesses flood Hyrule without affecting the rest of the world. Is Hyrule just in one giant pit that's below sea level?

CURSE YOU... bort

>>725582167
YOU...
CURSE YOU...ZELDA! CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...link!

I also wish Hyrule wasn't the center of the universe.
I would really like a new game that takes place somewhere else. Last one to do that was uhhhhhhhhhh...Tri Force Heroes?
If they want to leave behind all the trappings of Zelda, why not invent a new setting with its own rules too? I don't get it.

>>725579243
CURAE YOU...gonzalo!

>>725614425
Anon they DID flood the entire world. In Phantom Hourglass it shows pretty much what the rest of the world looks like

>>725593627
He nonced Malon

>>725614928
The realm of the Ocean King is a parallel world. Kind of like Termina.

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU... myhugedick!

>>725612879
The moment Zelda became CINEMA.

>>725615056
Das some headcanon mate

>>725614850
It's kind of hard because they try different things with each game now so you want to see Hyrule with whatever gimmick they're doing. Maybe in a perfect world TOTK could've been fully realized and given an entirely new and fully fleshed out map.

>>725599027
Yikes….. we don’t make those kinds of jokes here..

>>725615129
They literally say it's a separate world in the game.
Why do niggers like you talk such shit when you don't even play the fucking games?

>>725613183
I don't think they would play that joyful tune as Navi was flying toward the window to go fucking die somewhere like an old outdoor cat.

>>725615308
What do you think she's going to do up at a window that doesn't open? Smash through the glass?

>>725615219
Anon we get it, you want to push your headcanon as reality but no, nobody is falling for your retard shit. Sorry to break it to you.

>>725614893
Kha!

>>725615613
Kill all secondary niggers.

>>725614425
Magic.

>>725612879
kino

>>725582167
You'd call him daddy if he asked.

>>725583703
>the kingdom runs on sunshine and friendship
Fuck you

>>725576746 (OP)
>(Paula): Someone... can you hear me?!
>Please, give us strength!
>Paula and her friends' calls touched the heart of Shitstain.
that one caught me off guard

>>725612879
For whatever reason the way Ganon's jaw just kind of flops around made me think that Ganondorf's jaw got broken when the castle collapsed with him in it.
His mouth has a similar unhinged look in the N64 version but it's more like normal panting in the 3DS version, probably because there's not enough darkness to hide the injury anymore.
Maybe they didn't want him looking too corpse-y.

>>725617008
Anon you're trying way too hard. Nobody cares about your headcanon

>>725612116
Downfall only makes sense when you view it as the first past timeline where Ganondorf gets the Triforce and Zelda is forced to flee and Link being sent to before that happening in the end creates a new third timeline the adult timeline.

>>725612879
I don't know why dropping the boss subtitle for this made it so cool, but it did.

>>725621405
Actually never mind I forgot he doesn't actually time travel to the future but is kept in some hyperbolic time chamber. Yeah it still doesn't make any sense.

>>725582167
That's not really autism if a character like Link has a canon name. I kinda wish Nintendo made the name for your save game a nickname rather than pretend it's the real name of a canonical character.

>>725579453
Totk is funny because they forgot to send link one time and as a result the land was ravaged by calamity ganon for like 20k years

Link.

I'd always call him Link.

>>725617339
yes I can buy that but what exactly is the magic doing not to flood the rest of the world, is there just a giant wall of water outside of the great sea?

Friendly reminder fallen hero timeline is the only one that matters.

>>725610769
This is done in WW to0, by the King, who isn't even the chosen wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom. He keeps a piece, and the second smaller piece is passed down Zelda's bloodline on a necklace.

>>725609980
Made up by localization

3DS version omegalul

>>725621671
He does travel back to the past to complete the spirit temple, that could may as well be its own timeline while the original future is left without a Link

>>725576746 (OP)
Japanese retards never heard of ToUpper

>>725613804
Are you genuinely mentally ill? Seriously, I'm not even trying to be rude.

>>725578092
CURSE YOU...Link!
>>725594378
Fixed what?

>>725612879
The N64 sucked dick but the Zelda games are top 5 videogames ever. Both of them, fuck the haters.
OoT entire ending sequence still makes me feel no matter how many times I play it (it is one of my most replayed games).

>>725616914
She's got great jeans

>CURSE YOU... ZELDA!
>CURSE YOU... SAGES!
>CURSE YOU... nikocado!

>>725612879
I can't believe they made "fat blue pig guy" actually cool and threatening

>YOU...
>CURSE YOU... ZELDA!
>CURSE YOU... SAGES!
>CURSE YOU... zELDA!

>>725576746 (OP)
Sorry link... Im with Ganon now...

>>725612879
>Zelda gasps when you take a hit
It's the little things that sum to maximum kino.

>>725576746 (OP)
>CURSE YOU...faget!

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU.... ......!

Swink

These threads are always full of anons discussing the plot when I literally just recently finished five Zelda games and still have no idea what the heck is going on.

>>725626847
Huh which five? Do you really need an explanation for the plot of them?

CURSE YOU...aaa!

>>725626847
Why does she look like I just finished inside

>>725617008
DS toon link looks so retarded

>>725631438
you tell me buddy

>>725590996
Reading this post made me want to replay BotW/TotK again.

wind waker link isnt even a link, hes just some random. he just goes so hard the goddesses decide "okay we just gonna make you one". no blood connection, no spirit connection. its just literally some random kid

>>725633864
toon links looks so retarded
ftfy

>>725630350
saar...

CURSE YOU... Hylia!

>>725579243
>NOOOO STOP DOING ICONIC POSTS

>>725612465
>majora
>before aonuma

>>725640267
It's talking about Aonuma's additions to the timeline lore. Aonuma didn't create a new timeline when Majora's Mask came out you know

>>725630350
CURSE YOU...AAAAAAAA!

>>725625134
YOU MOTHER FUCKING QUEER

>>725576746 (OP)
comedy gold

>>725582167
God damn, what a horrible life.

>>725638536
Barf

>>725579243
It's a relatable moment in a classic game
Also all those posts are months apart
How autistic do you need to be to be bothered by that when the rest of /v/ is just coomer shit?

>>725610369
If Koizumi didn't get banned from Zelda development by Miyamoto then we probably would still get lore on that level

>>725599027
>>725606726
You can’t name him that. It exceeds the character limit.

>>725613126
>not wanting to play as John Hylian

>>725643757
Can you fucking imagine how insane the series would be if Koizumi took over instead of Aonuma
We would be getting 10/10 generational masterpieces Zelda games

>>725613360
It’s what happens when you mess with time travel.

>>725613672
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRRRRIIIIINK!

>>725644345
Looks like a mediterranean chad, I like him

CURSE YOU....ganon

Do we know for how many years Hyrule was around before Ganondorf came to fuck them up? Rauru's Hyrule I mean

>>725597628
Getting all the triforce allows you to unlock world edit

>>725651379
CURSE YOU...king

>>725651379
Justified crash out here

>>725597628
>being able to rule ONE COUNTRY is the same as gaining divine power and actually rule the fucking world

>>725583589
>We find out in Tears that it's absolutely unheard of for names to ever be repeated
>Legend of Zelda
>Zelda
>Different Zelda in almost every title
>absolutely unheard of for names to ever be repeated

>>725624594
way more of a demon than a pig when it comes to it's features. Those legs are 100% demon

>>725582167
His name is Link and I don't self-insert.

>>725612879
this is it gents, this is the peak of videogames

>>725653803
Should've monologued after he made his wish

>>725576746 (OP)
>>725594378
It was as he is afraid that if he said Link's name too loud, Link would pop in and stab him again.

>>725576746 (OP)
I read that as jannie

CURSE YOU...gay!

>>725612168
MANGA you tourist.
>>725615308
Keep in mind that detail was probably not green lit so it was snuck in in a way no one would be able to question easily

>>725599179
>spoiled
Being able to eat rocks doesn't mean they can eat any rock you know

>>725583589
You are such a fucking retard

>>725579243
Damn you got that nigga to samefag your post so many times because he seethed kek

>>725651379
>Ganondorf about to get his wish
>THE KING cockblocks him from it
That’s some Dragon Ball shit right there.

>>725654538
Kek

>>725612879
3ds version ruined the aura of this fight. Instead of the overcast night obscuring his appearance with only flashes of lightning revealing details of his appearance, they just basically fullbrighted the boss.

>>725656083
>ruined the aura
Stopped reading here. Get a better vocabulary, faggot.

>>725651379
Has any villain ever been this severely BTFO before or since?

>>725658130
>Has any villain ever been this severely BTFO before or since?
Frieza in DBZ when he wished for eternal life but it didn’t get granted.

>>725657525
Except 'aura' is the appropriate term, considering that magical energies and disruptions permeate the fight. I'm not using it in the Zoomer lingo way.
Would you prefer the term atmosphere?

>Aura
>1) a distinctive quality or atmosphere that seems to surround someone or something
>2) an energy field that is held to emanate from a living being
>3) a luminous radiation : nimbus
>4) medical : a subjective sensation (as of voices, colored lights, or crawling and numbness) experienced at the onset of a neurological condition and especially a migraine or epileptic seizure

>>725658130
>finally get everything you dreamed of after multiple lifetimes of chasing it
>grabs your dream, throws it on the ground and stomps on it while glaring at you

>>725658130
That's nothing bro, read/watch/play/experience more media

>>725661980
>names nothing

>>725576746 (OP)
>he said calmly

>>725659202
NTA but yes atmosphere is better

YOU...
CURSE YOU...ZELDA! CURSE YOU... SAGES!
CURSE YOU...cum!

>>725655003
They literally say it's because they've become gourmets since Dodongo Cavern's rocks are so good.

>>725600358
AYO THIS BEATS BANANAS

>>725583815
I remember my father naming epona in twilight princess "epona99" and for the longest time thinking that was her real name

>>725576746 (OP)
CURSE YOU...LINK!

>>725670213
holy shit I can't believe I didn't catch that in the original thread

>>725670213
lol