Thread 725591572

How do you feel when you realize real girls don't work like vidya girls and you will never have this irl?

>>725591572 (OP)
Guess you'd better get well soon!

We need a final solution to the janitor question.

>>725591572 (OP)
You got a good set of pipes!

Reality's not worth participating in because of this fact. Back to gaming.

>>725591572 (OP)
Why is she a Long Front Runner, is Kitasan stupid?

If I use the gem we just got and the Half anni voucher my Kita will only be 2LB. Will the next event have another uncap gem?

>>725592403
>>725591572 (OP)
She's so hot and so boring.

>>725591572 (OP)
Has any of you built (base) Teio for Virgo yet or do I have to go in blind tomorrow?

>>725592403
No, they don't give those out for free, you have to play events and collect shards to craft them. It'll take you like 3 months to get another one

It was worth an attempt

>>725592403
If you can't raise the level to where it's good, just save until you can.

>>725592481
Yeah, you're going in blind since I'm running anime Teio.

is there a trainer fucker list or spectrum of umas?
I really need to know which ones want to wait until marriage and which ones would rape their trainer the first chance they can get

>>725592648
alright then, guess I'll try to run the triple hebe squad since it seems like Spe is once again mediocre for this race

You are their trainer. They entrust you 3 years of their life to win races. After that, they move on with their life. You have other umas to train after she is gone. You can't go and take advantage of their trust in you just so you could fuck them.

Is Turf S > Mile S?

My Turf S Grass seems to get overtaken right at the very end every time despite having better stats that the other uma.

>>725592606
Sonic shit is way worse and way more cancer than horse gacha

>>725593065
for lates and ends, yes, for pace and fronts, no

>>725592927
You can just run Special Week as a Late Surger. Hell, that's what I'm doing with Teio and her ult doesn't have accel like Special Week does.

>>725592985
>After that, they move on with their life.
They very explicitly do not if you read the career epilogues, hell McQueen has been on Team Sirius for like 7+ years in the story

>>725592985
but they are the ones that want to fuck me

this just in
nasolabial folds are videogames and horse videogames aren't

>>725593232
Those are successful Umas, not your run of the mill umas that will always lose in Graded races.

>>725593069
Yeah but muh nostalgic faps

>>725593218
I am running her as a late, it's just that she's a huge gamble because her ult has an extremely small activation window and needs an overtake when everyone starts accelerating. I don't doubt it can work but this race seems extremely one-sided towards Vodka and Grass

I'm starting to think multiple wit card decks are a psyop.

>>725592985
>You can't go and take advantage of their trust in you just so you could fuck them.
>posted the easiest uma to take advantage of
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

>>725593470
they are
>BUT YOU JUST NEED MORE BALL LUCK!!!!
>YOU TRAIN UNITY IN WIT!!!
you can just rest lol

>>725593409
Those desperate hoes would be even more likely to jump on the cock of the only person who pays them any attention

>>725593568
Your wit needs to be at least B+ to compete

>>725593435
Fapping to Rouge is actual mental illness, she is fucking gross to anyone that isn't insane

I think the balance and qol features are quite alright

>Aoi is left begging to get a new uma now that the URA scenario is in the past
It's over...

>>725592378
IRL Kitasan had pretty crazy stamina and could run at top speed at the front with no issue even on really long races like the Kikuka Sho or the Spring Tenno Sho.
Has anyone gotten the architect yet?

>>725592985
Gold Ship's story is explicit flirty with the implication that you will eventually fuck

>>725591926
it's simple, we post our thread in the morning

I have no idea on what I'm doing with the decks now. Mostly experimenting.

>>725593872
* Gold City

how do you even get more SR/SSR crystals, at first I was ready to accept it was just the occasional freebie for anniversaries and stuff like that but then I saw a screen dedicated to them in the shop

>>725593638
...and other lies to tell in anonymous forums!

>>725593189
thanks

Imagine

>>725593569
Uma brothels would be very popular I imagine

>>725593872
proof?

>Finally understand how to run Unity
>Finallt understand my deck
>Got new support cards
>Can't test them because the damn career mode is bricked and R riko doesn't work

>>725593872
True. The hot springs scene euphemistically states that (You) sucked her cock and drank her cum.

>>725593987
events give shards to craft crystals

>>725593987
Only given out in events (and eventually Legend Races), when you get shards 20 through those you can turn them into a crystal like the one they gave you for free, so make sure not to miss any

>>725593991
Want proof or do you want to get washed by SS wit umas?

>>725593987
You get them via events, celebrations, legend races, and a bunch of other shit. Expect one uncap per 3 months

>>725592606
It was inevitable to be honest, it's fuckin rouge, think about it
>going against one of the most iconic sonic characters
>a ton of people will spitevote against all gacha characters
>furries
>most of /v/ma musume straight up doesn't care about Qo/v/

>>725594024
Is Nishino Flower, dare I say... a umawhore?

>>725592606
We got botted bros...

>>725593469
Wasn't Original Week's Ult one of the ones buffed to be more friendly on when its activating?

>>725594291
So I'll get my MLB Kitasan in 3 months bros.......

>>725594350
>still jobs to the gate
>still jobs to trainer cock

>>725594282
yeah post proof of those youtubers you love so much

>>725593435
>>725594482
>>725594563
Actually...

>runaway
>doesnt runaway
>caught up by other front runners from the start
Why do I even bother.

huh, is McQueen for (You)?

>>725594661
Maybe we should've asked our /vg/ bros?

>>725594595
Nope, it's still
>overtake on a corner
very easy conditions but it's bad for this track, first because the time between the end of the last corner and the final stretch is like 2 seconds, second is that she has to overtake umas that are either accelerating or using speed skills. I'm not even sure if she can catch up to Vodka/Grass if she uses

>>725594595
Not quite, before it wouldn't activate if she passed someone and became first place, now it will. It does give a bit of acceleration now though.

>>725594721
Did you play the story?
When everyone else left you she was by your side.

>>725594796
Actually they would've probably put in more effort than the lazy bastards on here

>>725594863
sorry for playing the game instead of losing my time on a thread only SEA cares about

>>725594796
Sonictards rigged it last year too when they made shadow win, straight up one of the reasons I don't care. It's not about who campaigns or does OC or represents something good of the board, it's about who cheats more

>>725594721
Campaign McQueen is like a 6/10 of the (You) scale, light romantic undertones by the end but nothing crazy
Main story McQueen is (You)r wife

>>725594796
>The enemy was dishonest and cheated, we should've been dishonest and cheated too

>>725595043
Not looking good!

King of /v/ is usually kino
Queen of /v/ is usually just waifu slop

>Have 1LB Kitasan, enough to get her to 3LB with selector and uncap item.
>Have 2LB Bakushin, so I have a high chance to MLB her with her rerun.
>Have enough to do 2 sparks.

Should I just try to roll for Baku here? If I lucked I can get her MLB early, then save the carats for megabanner.

>>725594796
Lowering to their level is not a good look. Also
>/vg/

>>725594863
Don't say that anon, especially when you are also one of those lazy bastards
>t. one of the drawanons campaigning for uma

>>725595043
Taikibros...

>>725595187
correct
Ko/v/ has much more soulful OC than Qo/v/ simply because there's less waifufag schizos

>>725595227
I tried to campaign, anyways I just really fucking hate Sonic. Could you post some of the OC you made here?

>>725595043
/v/ma bros, what is this?

>Uncap crystal early
We are so fucking back.

>>725595496
When do we get the next one? This hits just like crack cocaine

My giant is a robot instead...

I got Spe-chud on the Half-Anni banner…

>>725595526
You get one every anniv/half anniv then events will give you the shards. You need 20 shards to convert into a crystal.

I have a megabanner spark ready my only good SSRs are MLB Kita and LB2 Vodka, should I save up for fine motion?

>>725595526
You don't get a full one unless they decide to be extra generous, see: >>725594237

>>725595580
congrats on your new wife

>>725595618
>>725595630
FUCK I NEED TO OONCAP MORE

>>725595580
COMMAND: SELF-DESTRUCT, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

During MANT will be able to avoid pulling for support cards completely?

>>725595784
If you want to commit yourself to borrowing MLB Fuku every MANT career it's okay not to pull.

>>725595905
>MLB Fuku
QRD?

>>725595949
huge race bonus and super lucky seven, plus triple 7s for oguri cappu, her card and NTR's are the meta but you can just borrow them since MANT is so easy

Is it worth getting pot5 for unrestrained on suzuka?

>>725595949
>>725596047
And starting +30 all stats on MLB so you can immediately RACE after debut.

>>725596047
And one more thing, it gives an initial 30 to all stats at all MLB, other than that it's pretty mediocre. You can win CM with a shit deck in MANT it's not hard at all. Might be the most stale and lowest point in the game

buying hints seems fucking steep, are they actually worth it?

>>725592985
>After that, they move on with their life
Explicidly not true as seen in Taiki Shuttle's good ending where she breaks into tears at the thought of your not being her trainer anymore, only to be reminded that she can just...renew the contract

>>725596152
Unrestrained is really, really strong if it activates early. It did for me a lot in Cancer on Mayano, stole wins with it

today is a good day

>>725596152
Unrestrained is a second ult for suzuka, its a whole 0.4 in velocity, in any track where its usable it's strong.

>>725594631
This was a room full of D+ wit umas. From start to finish, none of them even attempted to approach my Curren even on the last straight. They all had SS speed and power and still didn't move positions. I also ran tests with my SS speed/power S mile Curren against a Rice Shower with B+ wit and SS speed and 8/10 times the Rice Shower won and when she didn't, she was close by a neck or half length

>>725595219
Fuck it I'll roll for Baku and uncap my Kitasan after work. I'll post the result later.

>>725596232
Trainer also say that only applies to umas that were good runners. Any uma in the Normal and Good ending are uma that are exceptional for clearing a G1, much less +3 G1s races.

bros I don't want to part ways with my mob uma

this was going to be a mile run, but some grandparent gave her medium s so i just ran with it
she'll do fine in medium tt right?
with that much guts i dont think she'll gas

Anons, since we can only level up one hint for now, what's the best one to do? Something generic like mile straightways or a white like slick surge?

>>725596453
>lucky pace with angling wins for free
no way

How the hell do they make the training music so good? God damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PtQJEr-Rs

>>725596542
Not to my memory, I bekieve it was stated that the contract is renewed if both parties were satisfied with performance during the twinkle series

>>725594350
I’m sorry, but this shit is just so fucking stupid.

>>725596798
All of powerscaling is, it's just headcanon after headcanon

>Already got 4 mood down events
>Not even past Junior year
It's one of those runs...

Should I buy out the hint books or save up for haru urara?

>>725596632
Will die due to debuffers.

Finally got a decent Ryan parents on my ace run so I can train Vodka without borrow slot.

>>725596776
for me, it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJkPJl_2eSQ

>>725596940
In an ideal world you should save up for haru, but since friend points are rare....clear the shop of skill hints before they go to waste

>SSR selector Super Creek to +3
>uncap cyrstal her to MLB

>>725596692
Choose a skill on an uma you will use often for CM, preferably aptitude or generic skill if she can run on different distances.

Why doesn't Akebono, clearly the largest sprinter, simply not eat the others and dominate the sprint category that way?

Do they give out more book of hints later? The shop barely has any

>>725597172
She prefers to feed them instead, until they are so fat they can't run

>>725597070
>friend points are rare
I have MLB urara and 60k friend points in the bank

>>725593925
holy shit bro, why are you borrowing a 3LB kitasan? that's probably the easiest MLB card to find on the recommended tab of the friends list

>>725597187
As always they will give it from events. IIRC gold books are harder to get though.

>>725597070
>but since friend points are rare
???
I MLB'd haru and even maxed out the friend slots before this update just because I had so many and didn't know what to do with them. I think I'm still sitting on well over 10k at the moment and I'm pretty excited to finally have something worth spending them on.

>>725596770
It takes too long to post more webms. You can look for yourself in room matches. Every uma has A-SS wit specifically for the purpose of passing/position keep

Sekai saikyou wa?

>>725597251
Sorry anon I failed the witcheck, I meant the skill books, they seem very rare.

>>725596798
It is extremely retarded. Apparently one of Urara's notable victories on the VS Battles Wiki is against Michael Myers lmao
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Haru_Urara

>>725596953
didnt die even after late starting
sample size of 1 race but i win

oh boy another limited consumable to never fucking use because I'll feel like I'm wasting it

BRINGING RIKO OR TAZUNA IS A FUCKING GASLIGHT PROVE ME WRONG (YOU CAN'T)

>>725594350
>>725596798
ok but marve-chan is canonically a reality warper

>>725597251
>>725597283
Im assuming you both are day one players because I just started and have no friend points at all and barely got enough to get a single book.

>>725597463
anon they're literally free support cards, not using them is like having an extra copy of a card that you're not using

>>725597452
What is this shit and why is Chicken Little stronger than Fatalis?

>>725597554
want to reality warp around her sundays

How does one avoid a shotgun wedding with their trainee?

>>725597463
Don't be stupid, this is a free upgrade to whatever card you want

>>725597665
not the crystal I mean the books

>>725597679
>Chicken Little
Kingdom Hearts feats

>saving
>have a biko at +2
>"surely a 10 pull can't hurt"
>3 10 pulls later with nothing to show for it
Fuck my retarded chungus life.

Have you ever met a girl you would be the happiest with but didn't realize that until it was too late?

>>725597721
think of them as guaranteed skill hints for support cards :^)
slap em on your favorite uma

So is Witmaxxing pure gambling? If I run a normal deck (Riko, 3 Speed, 1 Pow, 1 Guts) I easily get 1200/600/1000/500/400 consistently (basically 90% chance) but I've never gotten a usable uma using Wit cards. It seems extremely gambly.

So what's the verdict, is training fronts no longer worth it because a BIG NIGER will always block them from winning and they'll be overtaken?

>>725597826
For being an allegedly awful card I used her a shitton for both Cancer and Leo for green sparks on parents and debuff skills.

>>725597638
Not those guys but I started a month after release.
Only ever missed the first limited time event.

>>725597954
Dia is so damn cute, the gangstalking allegations are all fake

>>725598016
I never got her card, only Kitasan's...

>>725596798
I agree, umas operate on cartoon logic there's no point. It would be like powerscaling bugs bunny to whatever the fuck versal

How meta is Oguri cap. As in the OG, not the Xmas one. I want to use hint books for her.

>>725597341
>Turf + Mile S
Nice Condor

>>725598181
You'll use XMas mostly on Medium/Long, and her regular version on Mile or even Sprint.

>>725598181
She's always good, pretty safe choice

>>725597954
At least Iron Will is better now

>>725598181
Oguri will always be good and versatile, but she'll get outclassed by her Christmas alt releasing in a month or two.

>>725598309
kek

stupid fat fucking bitch

Is it safe to do Vodka careers now?

>>725598461
Does Daiwa break into your house if you do a Vodka career or what?

>>725592606
>Sonic and Disgaea over Uma and Silent Hill
I genuinely hate the autistic retards that infest this board.

>>725594350
Rice should have gone the
>I suffered, why shouldn't they?
route

Is Tomato a strong honse? I will roll for her regardless but still I'm interested.

>>725595580
Bourbon!

>>725598509
Vodka was utterly bricked earlier, if you did a career you'd have to delete the data

>>725598016
I wouldn't even say the card is awful, it's just that Super Creek blows the fuck out of every other stamina card we currently have.

>>725598509
Races with Taishin and Vodka had a chance of getting softlocked.

>>725598530
Those queen of /v/ polls are mostly for coomer bait/nostalgia bait characters, goldshi never stood a chance

>>725597286
Ok so I was a big off base. But it now makes sense as to why everyone I've encountered has been wit maxxing on this track

>>725598509
God I hope so...

>>725598509
christ imagine

>>725592606
>goldshit
we really aren't sending our best
does anybody actually care about these things, they're just waifu war bullshit anyway. it's like getting high strung about gamefaqs character battle polls in the 2000s. we really need another "forcing the finals of gamespot's best sidekick to be between einstein and launchpad mcquack" moment

>>725598606
>My fav uma got drawn by a drawGOD
Today is a very good day

>>725598606
Nice

>>725598606
QT

>>725598606
Way too big but it's OC so +50 PR

When is my wife being added to the game?

>Do a Mayano career for the secret event
>She jobs horribly in a bunch of baby mode G1s early on when I try to put her in End
I should save this for the easy G1s in year 3 when she has actual stats, huh.

>>725598606
DRAWGODS I KNEEL YOU ARE THE BEST

>>725598580
Meta on Medium/Long for a long time. Still good in JP now.
If you're bored using Golshi for Long CM you can use her instead.

oh shit oh fuck

>>725598717
>people are witmaxxing
>I can only hit 900 speed/power if I use wit cards
It's over

>>725598606
It's just so magnificent.....feels fucking good being a Bourbonbro

terrifies the balanced deck niggers

>>725591572 (OP)
I actually had this in real life but she was an athlete and wanted me to go to the gym with her and stuff and I just couldn't be bothered

>>725599142
retard

>>725598606
The skindentation so good dayum

>>725598793
>does anybody actually care about these things
The vibes don't feel right for years now, it used to be a little spergy sure, but it boosted people to create OCs to promote their favorites and create some gags here and there. You could say people don't care about videogames anymore and just want to feel the satisfaction that their team won, overlooking the bonding between anons and all that gay stuff.

>>725599031
Then don't. The most important stat is Speed (after Stamina). If you have an easy time getting 1200 Speed/1200 Power, try to fit in a Wit card to see how high your Wit can be while skimping on Power.
Personally 1200 Speed/900 Power/600 Wit is the minimum threshold to compete, you have an easier time to witroll against the 1200 Wit umas.

>>725591572 (OP)
Jewish demoralization thread.

>>725598456
what would it be like to have a spe-chan gf/wife?

>>725599176
Rude

Is my late surger with 400 wit a brick?

>rest
>night owl
WHAT THE FUCK BROS YOU SAID THIS WAS FIXED?

You have to eat ALL the chanko.