Thread 725604602

You are now in control of creating one radio station in the world's most anticipated piece of entertainment in History. Your choices will echoe in Vidya history

12 songs, 1 DJ, and the station name. Choose carefully, the genre you choose doesn't matter so long as thought is put into it.

You'll get Joe Rogan Radio and you'll like it.

>>725604746
Only if every third song is just a 12-minute clip of Joe asking someone if they’ve ever tried DMT while elk mating calls play in the background. The DJ? Obviously Joey Diaz screaming obscenities about 1980s Newark between tracks. Station name: "Apex Cortex FM". Music lineup is all over the place-Tool, Run the Jewels, old Mongolian throat singing, and one random Frank Sinatra cut just to throw people off.

>>725605282
It's kinda beautiful

>>725605282
>Joey Diaz
made me think of https://youtu.be/i9p6jRHDZ0E

>>725604602 (OP)
You're insane if you think people want this. The most anticipated piece of entertainment in history was probably either star wars or one of the avengers movies. This game isn't even top 100,000.

KPST and they just loop this song and the rest of the soundtrack from The Pest
https://youtu.be/cAB8dNMoXZ0

>>725604602 (OP)
>Choose carefully
why would i waste money licensing music when players are just going to use their own as they have done with all of these games?? i would just do a music station like self or independence again with the funny ads and a dj (doesn't have to be someone famous) and then i would bring back vcpr and chatterbox and hire people to write funny stuff for it that makes fun of everyone.

Anyone remember before GTA V came out and you had tards still screaming that there'd be a "Kavinsky FM" even when the entire Radio setlist leaked/was announced

>>725604602 (OP)
Radio? Do those still exist in current year+10? Doesn't matter, you'll get !Spotify full of cheapest license/AI-generated shit with maybe a "funny" ad in-between your tracks (unless you pay for the premium plan with real money).
Don't you just love modern gaming?

>>725606941
>why would i waste money licensing music when players are just going to use their own as they have done with all of these games?
You are a complete fucking moron or baiting there's no fucking way you actually believe this

>>725604602 (OP)
>no Lazlow
The music selection is gonna be an obvious downgrade to appeal to tiktok kiddies

>>725607054
GTA Online added a shitload of new stations/songs and they're all fucking garbage
Not surprising since Lazlow had fuck all to do since he'd have been working on RDR2 a lot (Almost all the newspaper stuff in the game is very obviously written by him since it has a bunch of his long running jokes/references)

>>725607050
there's been personal stations since gta 3
if nobody usued them they wouldn't have kept being included or rockstar going so far as to included imaging and djs for them 4 or 5. get real homo.

>>725607197
yeah on PC lol

>>725607143
i will not tolerate blonded slander. if a station has aphex twin on it, it is automatically good. also that marvin gaye track fucks

>>725604746
You just made me realize that the game is 100% going to have a character that's a blatant Joe Rogan parody if not straight up Joe Rogan

>>725607808
Yeah I feel that way too

I'm picking 90s country and I don't give a single fuck if that makes you seethe. 85% of the stations in GTAV were rap or rap adjacent.

>>725604602 (OP)
ninjatune
ai covers for the lols
billy cobb for folk music
deadmau5 for edm
jeramy soule for classical

>>725606465
lol we just need clips edited from AJ and Joes old podcasts, im dying LOL!

jungle/dnb station pls

>>725605282
my sides are gone just imagining this
LOL

>>725604602 (OP)
USSRRadio
Rerecord most popular Soviet Songs into English
You'll have Kino playlists.
Otherwise just get All Good Things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dajV5EmLnM

>>725604602 (OP)
Creed FM, it only plays Creed and has a DJ that does a very bad Scott Slapp impression and makes puns involving Creed song names

>>725604602 (OP)
NPR parody called PBR, pick whatever good hipster shit you want. You can play jazz at night if you want extra authenticity.

Since no one is listening to OP here's two:

Hyperpop Radio- 100.1 HP Sound-Craft
Dj Sarah Bonito (her youtube mixes are fun)
800 db cloud - 100 gecs
Mos thoser -Gupi
Spoiled Little Brat - underscores
Girl Hell 1999 = femtanyl
SugarCrash!- ElyOtto
Stay Ugly - Crim3s
...Because I'm Young Arrogant and Hate Everything - Machine Girl
Char - Crystal Castles
Slap on the Face - Alice Gas
Kill V. Maim-Grimes
Billy Not Really - Death Grips
Anthems- Charlie xcx

Stoner Rock Radio - 84.3 Bucc Naked Rock
DJ Josh Hommes (he already recorded songs for RD2+ opportunity for SFTD easter eggs)
Mexicola - QOTSA
Desire Be Desire Go(Self-Titled Version) - Tame Impala
You're a Woman I'm a Machine -DFA1979
Unitive Knowledge of the Godhead - OM
Cassandra Gemini: Tarantism - Mars Volta
Revolve - Melvins
Funeralopolis - Electric Wizard
Stay Here - Swans
Red Eyes and Tears _ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
96 Quite Bitter Beings - CKY
Nosferatu Man - Slint
My Name is Mud - Primus

>>725608680
I'm saving your list, you and I like a lot of the same stuff

>>725604602 (OP)
i would put some voice of the report of the week broadcasts on there, and if you get lucky with rng you can find reviewbrah walking around at night in random places

>Ctrl+f Maurice Chavez
>no results
Grim

gta 2 radio comeback

>>725604602 (OP)
It will be a numbers station.

>>725604602 (OP)
DJ: George Lowe
Station: Adult Swim
Comedic man on the street segments like Laslow along with Adult Swim bumps/hip hop interspersed
>Asheru - Judo Flip
>Flying Lotus - Massage Situation
>J Dilla - Mash
>Oh No - Break
>Nightmares on Wax - You Wish
>MF Doom - Potholderz
>Natalie McCool - Surfacer
>Casino Versus Japan - Marilyn Set Me Free
>Nightmares On Wax - Passion
>DJ Applebad - Wild Turkey Planet
>A Matter of Fact - Bibio
>Lusine - Crowded Room

Basically a more general version of the Adult Swim radio from Saints Row

>>725609242
>GTA 2 radio
Is the 17 minute long prog rock song good or just a meme

96.3 YTFM - DJ is that guy that poisoned the Auburn oaks a decade ago
Dinosaur - Willy
Family traditions - still Willy
King of the road - miller
Long black train - josh turner
Come Monday - buffett
Honeysuckle blues - drivin n cryin
I love this bar - Tobey Keith
Soulshine - allman bros
A life of illusion - Walsh
Leeroy brown - croce
Hard to handle - black crowes
Livin thing - ELO
(Incredibly small chance to start up a moonman song for a couple seconds before you here a couple seconds of dead air, and then the DJ apologizes and goes back to white people music)
>how did I do western man, should I include that one Kansas song?
>>725606941
This is some real busts energy. I sure hope none of you brothers do this

>>725610098
*busta energy
It wasn't even an autocorrect, I'm just dumb :(

>>725608749
ty anon

>>725609532
saved

>>725610098
add it

>>725604602 (OP)
Station No. = 101.3 (It is said the first mention of King Arthur was in the 1130s)
Station Name = Lake Isle of Innersfree
DJ = Sir Lancelot

1. Manowar - Gates of Valhalla
2. Metal Church - Beyond the Black
3. Manilla Road - Necropolis
4. Omen - Battle Cry
5. Shok Paris - Go Down Fighting
6. Saxon - Princess of the Night
7. Chastain - Mystery of Ilusion
8. Sir Lord Baltimore - Kingdom Come
9. Warlord - Deliver Us From Evil
10. Savatage - Hall of the Mountain King
11. Riot - Warrior
12. Rainbow - Kill the King

Basically this radio station exists just so the DJ can LARP as a knight in shining armor. He never breaks character for a single second, either. So if he has to talk about someone getting gunned down right next to the station, he does it in faux-Old English.

>>725604602 (OP)
no thanks rajeesh, i'm not doing your work for you, you've had 11 years

>>725606578
It's the follow-up to one of the best selling video games ever in a series that has been hugely popular for decades and has multiple games that many people consider the best of all time. There's been hype for this game for over a decade now and that time has been filled with people speculating over when it could possibly happen, the scale of the game, etc. You're fucking insane to think people don't want this game.

It's Miami, might as well add a vaporwave / future funk station. No clue who would host it, though.

>>725609314
Take off your shoes, I know who the host is going to be.

>>725612917
since so many people left the studio between red dead and v i'm personally i'm preparing to hear this game get absolutely dogpiled at launch by the most negative unoriginal dudebro angry joe criticism ever
the intelligent criticism will be like needles in a haystack the size of mount fuji