Thread 725642239

ROSALINA CHADS WE BEAT DAISY AGAIN!
try not to rub it in too hard this time. ;)

i love bored women

>Brie Larson's sexy voice coming out of Rosalina
Yeah I'm okay with this

>>725642239 (OP)
Im getting Mario Princesses fatigue, all of them

Funny

>>725642553
Rosalina isn't even a princess in the games, annoying the movie is just going "Yeah normies think she is a princess so she is a princess here

>people on /v/ are going to see Rosalina kicking ass and crying "NOOOOOO GIRLBOSSSS!!!!" even though her job in the games is literally to watch over and protect the cosmos
Can't wait for the grifters to expose themselves

>>725642239 (OP)
>muh stronk women while that Lario fag is weak af
I'm so tired bros

>>725642729
Right on cue
>>725642753

>>725642801
> I'm going to defend the most overdone trope in human history

Reminder that as usual it's ok when Shittendo does it

>>725642239 (OP)
THEY'RE SABOTAGING PEACH ON PURPOSE

>>725643049
Don't care
Movie Peach is hot
You incels will complain while normies enjoy, laugh, and move on!

>>725642729
Then why did mario need to save the cosmos in galaxy

>>725643237
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725642239 (OP)
>>725643237
so what does Mario do, does he even get a cool action scene to be badass in. In between these two scenes why does he need to be in the movie at all

>>725643237
When you are dead, nobody will know you spent your whole life being angry about women.

>>725642729
We already know how this will play out.
This has been a really bad day for election tourists

>>725643449
>Ignores the scenes where Mario and Luigi are riding on a dirtbike exploring the Sand Kingdom and when they're fighting Bowser Jr.
How does it feel to be so mad that you lost you now try to poke holes in other things that don't exist?
>virgins whined about Mario not having any action scenes in the first movie
>He's the one who did everything in it tho

>>725643518
When you're dead, everyone will know you've spent your life defending cartoon characters on the Internet and everyone will clap.

>>725642239 (OP)
I LOVE GIRL BOSSES

>Princess Daisy is nowhere to be seen or mentioned
>Mario Bros are traveling the Sand Kingdom and Peach is going into space so they won't waste time doing "Mario goes to another Sand Kingdom to fight aliens and rescue Daisy" movie again
>Rosalina will now be viewed as the second important princess in the series now instead of Daisy
Daisyfags are you okay?

>>725642239 (OP)
>>725643237
GIRLS GET IT DONE!

>>725643703
>How does it feel to be so mad
but I didn't watch the direct and only saw these webms and wanted to know if there were scenes of Mario doing something cool in his own movie which nobody has shown.

>Sand Kingdom
So Daisy will be introduced like nothing, or some twist like "sand kingdom takes place in another world"?

>>725643727
I'll laminate it on my grave.

>>725644061
More like Girls ruin fun

>>725644132
I didn't watch the direct either but I did watch the 2 minute trailer before judging anything off incel's webms on /v/

>>725644190
Two options
>They don't give a shit
>Saving her for the inevitable Luigi's Mansion movie which will not happen

>>725643936
I was and shall forever be a Daisyfag. Doesn't matter what bingtendo does to her.

Daisy is hotter so we won anyway
Rosahag

What's there to celebrate? it's fucking Brie Larson, should have been Sydney Sweeney or someone based. fuck you.

>>725642682
people have been mistakenly calling her princess rosalina for years and its snowballing.

>>725644370
>I-I-It should've been (zoomer whore)
No thanks, Brie is cute. Mommy Anya is cute.

>>725643936
after daisy in wonder and her being butt sex queen of mkw they are happier than theyve ever been.

>>725643449
rosalina and peach will protect their domains while mario finds the macguffins probably

>>725644348
Holy SHIT I didn't know she had all that

>>725644368
basado

I'm converted to a Daisy fag now

>>725643237
Based

>>725644370
I can't wait until everyone moves on from this blacked bimbo

>>725644223
> webm of Rosalina and Peach being badass
> ask for a webm of Mario doing something similar
> gives brainrot culture war response
okay, seems a bit counter productive to not have Mario doing cool things in the Mario movie.

>>725644649
makes sense but who is the main villain, if they're smart its Wario and the trailers dont spoil it

>>725643349
Why don't you play the game?

>>725643518
>>725643727
pathetic mortals

>>725642239 (OP)
Not hard to do. Everyone hates a damsel turned independent heroine.
>but I like her
Fuck you. You're gay. I wasn't asking you.

>>725642729
Not gonna watch it, sorry not sorry tranny-kun.

>Nooooo! Peach and Rosalina can't be competent in a fight!
So, are we just ignoring all of the games where they are playable and competent in a fight?

>>725645059
>Moving the goalpost because of how mad he is
Sorry sir but you didn't ask for a webm of anything
Ahem, all you asked was
>What does Mario do
To which you were answered
Sorry incel, you lost

>>725642239 (OP)
>Brie Larson.
I feel sorry for Rosalina fans

>>725645320
N-NOOOOO THOSE DON'T COUNT BECAUSE.....um.....uh...m

>>725642239 (OP)
oh no
it's capeshit

>>725644370
Who and who?

I figured they would save Daisy for a third movie. Why burn through as many characters as possible when its clear they want to make a ton of movies? Yoshi, Bowser Jr and Rosalina will already be in the second one

>>725642239 (OP)
Thank fucking god I'm not a manchild, otherwise I'd be actually hyped from this cringefest movie. GROW THE FUCK UP.

How can you still like mario TODDLER bros if you're 20+ or older? Looks like a decent movie to show to CHILDREN

>>725642729
And yet that wasn't her role in the game...

>>725645320
I don't remember Peach brawling in Super Princess Peach.

>>725645484
I thought the first movie was alright and Mario is a charming franchise overall. But I had to laugh when the trailer was following the same hype beats as other trailers. Mario's great and all but I'm not feeling the badass ultra hype others are.

>>725642239 (OP)
I didn't realize how tired I actually was until I saw this trailer.

>>725643681
This. It was fucking hilarious watching /v/ change its opinion from
>LE MARIO MOVIE IS...LE WOKE
to
>MARIO MOVIE IS GREAT AND LIBS HATE IT
when it came out it was a success

>>725645479
Jumping straight into Galaxy for part 2 is kind of insane, as is.
Should have either gone SMB2 (Mario, Luigi, Toad and Peach all team up for an adventure in another world), or Mario RPG (some outside villain invades the Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario has to team up with Bowser)
You really want to save the going into space movie for the end of the series, if anything.

>>725645598
UH GRIFTER BROS, WHY IS ROSALINA SAVING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FROM COLLAPSING ON ITSELF!?????
I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!?

>>725645721
To be fair it seems like they're fusing Sunshine and Odyssey into this too
Which I don't mind

>>725645484
>gosh, I'm so grown up. I have to show people how grown up I am on this anonymous website
We're proud of you, kid.

>>725645484
>Why would you care about a general audiences blockbuster movie?

>>725642614
>Porn artists when someone gives them $4 King Koopillion to digitally paint Bowser impregnating Princess Peach

>>725645721
I agree. Space was a strange spike in scale but maybe they're going to use it as a background for all the other movies. Connect all the deep lore so they can always have a "save the world" scenario. I would've prefer a small scale thing like you suggested. Feels like we skipped a movie to get to this one.

>>725642398
>bored
I think the expression you are looking for is "aloof". I don't think she was ever supposed to give the impression she is "bored". She is obviously supposed to be a princess of the night. Her dress looks like a nightgown. It would even be better to describe her expression as "sleepy".

>>725645610
She's been playable since Super Mario Bros. 2.

>>725644672
She always had the best ass. Not some fat flabby thing, neither skinny bone, just firm muscle.

>>725646086
Was she brawling in that game? Part of the problem is that she's extremely strong in a masculine way when she is supposed to be feminine. For comparison, look at Rosalina's fight scene. Rosalina is allowed to be strong and feminine.

>>725646086
You wouldn't understand because you don't know the difference between masculinity and femininity outside of anatomy.

>>725642239 (OP)
>Peach refers to Toad as 'them' in this trailer.

Shocking that no one else caught that.

>>725642753
Never post that picture again! Give her a bath, head pats, warm food, a cozy bed, and a loving home right now!!!!

>>725642239 (OP)
>rushes underneath to do another spell
That was the only part I didn't like, she really should have been stationary the entire time while she no diffed the robot

>>725643237
movie peach looks and acts like my 40 year old neighbour

>>725645746
Ok, now post the scene where she uses her wand to blow up a megaleg

>>725645891
That's why mareach is kino. Bowser x peach is cringe

>>725647216
Okay!
OH NONONONO GRIFTERBROS.....MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE PLAYED THE GAMES!???

>>725647828
>Ubisoft Rabbids

>>725647828
Fucking KEK
Get his ass, dumbass tourist from /pol/ probably thought Rosalina was just a damsel in distress

>>725647945
Just curious, do you think this would suddenly make someone buy a movie ticket?

>>725642239 (OP)
Why dors Mario even need to exist?

>>725648065
No, I think it would expose you being a dumbass grifter!

>>725648261
Grifter? You think I don't have real opinions?

While rosa is never quite portrayed as a girlboss, the whole of mario galaxy 1 she does have a calm and composed demeanor that isn't really a damsel in distress.
I'm fine as long as they portray her as motherly and sweet, as shes supposed to be.

>>725642753
>>725642993
>>725643049
>>725644370
>>725645309
>t.

>>725648309
Hey you said it not me.

>>725647627
The problem is that the furries will just pay even more King Koopillions for a deluge of Bowser porn on account of their suspiciously high-paying jobs.

>>725648521
Yes I know dehumanization is part of the leftist game otherwise you can't shoot people without remorse. If you dehumanize me it makes it easier to unperson me with a gun.

>>725648490
I agree, and it seems like they are keeping that part of her thankfully

>>725648726
Wow another adorkable girlboss character? They really are half a decade behind culturally.

>>725648874
OH NONONO
GRIFTERBROS WE'RE NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS

>>725648614
you doing okay?

>>725648614
>Poor grifter lost his way
Kek

>>725648992
Almost like context matters.

>>725648726
She seems a bit impatient. A good mom wouldn't flinch if her baby asked to read something for the umpteenth time.

>>725647828
You know that Rosalina lost to Cursa at the start of the game?
And that your video cut out the entire boss fight, where any damage Rosalina does to Cursa is because Mario and friends fired their guns into her wand to power it up.

>>725649232
>"Can we read the story again?"
>"But we just read it last week"
>"Pleaaase"
>"Haha, okay."

>You, a retard "Hrm...seems impatient. Not a good mother."

>>725645936
No, I want bored, disinterested women!

>>725642239 (OP)
Jenna Ortega should be Daisy in the future though..

So when is this paid Nintendo shill going to start posting 'p to shutdown legitimate discussion of girl boss faggotry?

>>725642239 (OP)
Peach as a girlboss was funny but casting Larson as Rosalina whos obviously just going to be another girlboss is just bad.

>>725650087
Ew

>>725648540
Mario and Peach will just respond by more art of then being Canon if the movie has them kiss.

>>725645936
its not my rosalina but shes cute.

Rosa is sexy

I always thought daisy was way more popular

>>725647945
>get his ass
The only tourist here is you.

>>725642239 (OP)
>>725642542
Disgusting

>>725642239 (OP)
>>725644223
Why does Rosalina get to be genuinely fucking hot in this movie but Peach has an obnoxious face I want to beat the absolute shit out of

>>725653190
>hot
SHE'S PRETTY

>>725645936
bedroom eyes rosalina

>>725643681
>>725645706
It's because those people are grifters.

Would I get called a faggot if I said Brie does an alright voice for Rosalina

>inferior female charactesr have to ride on the success of the superior male by using his name and franchise

lol. a common story. Femoids are proven they are completely incapable of doing anything on their own

Only thing I don't like is Bowser Jr's voice.
He's supposed to be a little kid but he has the voice of a middle aged man.
The fuck.

>>725642729
Rosalina won't be called a girl boss because she was never portrayed as a damsel in distress in the games.

>>725653130
You lost

>>725653542
...HOT

>>725642239 (OP)
>WOW! LOOK AT HOW EFFORTLESSLY SHE DEFEATED THE BIG JOBBERBOT! SHE'S SO STUNNING AND BRAVE AND COOL!
Yeah, I know a lifetime of anime has already left me feeling like I've seen this all before. A little cynical, a little jaded. It wouldnt hurt to dial back the scale for even the male characters in some cases, lest we accidently jump the shark and delve into powerlevel faggotry too soon. Especially when it's a girl character. Especially for a girl character who in her debut game was more elegant and regal (much like how Galadriel was juxtaposed in the Lord of the Rings vs that nu-age modern gay prequel but now they are both fightan badasses). Now even this has become a tired cliché as well, and I'm also beyond sick of it.

>>725646936
Your neighbor fights with an umbrella?

>725642729
>her job in the games is literally to watch over and protect the cosmos
Ok, so why is Mario even necessary then? Just call it Super Rosalina Galaxy instead.

Not being a damsel in distress doesn't automatically make the character a girl boss. Rosalina is neither of those things.

>>725655070
>why is Mario even necessary then
Game Mario was needed because Rosa refused to leave the observatory&didn't want to hit Peach with her AOE

>>725649094
>Kek
Ah yes, the grifter's favorite word

>>725655070
Why didn't you reply like a man?

Here's the question: Would they let Mario casually destroy a boss character with no difficulty without any major power-up?

>>725655284
Rosalina didn't help because she's not that strong in a fight.

>>725642239 (OP)
she should be playable in arc raiders

>>725642753
Reminds me of fluffy abuse stuff, pls post more.

>>725656064
Cringe

>>725642729
>>725642239 (OP)
This feels more true to the character than what they did to Mario and Peach though. I don't have a problem with this Rosalina, but in Peach's case? No, that's a total bastardization.

garbage feminist white whore movie

>>725655720
Of course not. It would nullify the need for a heroes journey. It would largely make the plot of most stories unnecessary. So, devil's advocate, that's why it will never be the main character that has everything he or she needs right out the gate. Regardless of whether or not the supporting cast does. Though it does seem QUITE FUCKING SILLY if the supporting cast is significantly more powerful and capable than the hero at most or every point of the story. Leaves the person consuming the media asking
>uhhhh, couldn't So-and-So just have dont x and blank to fix all of this in an instant?
A pretty clear and obnoxious plot hole if you will. Usually handwaived with a silly deus ex machina.
>uh oh Bowser is fucking shit up again! Oh, but don't worry, Rosalina is here to save us! Oh no... Bowser has the instantly defeat Rosalina machine!
Insulting to even a child's intelligence. So one really has to ask what is the need for all this stupid shit anyway? Why couldn't it have just been more grounded? Rosalina didn't need to one-shot body a giant robot for people to love Rosalina. The over the top display is just the animation team trying way too hard.

>>725642239 (OP)
Complaining about Peach I kinda get, though the context of her role in the movie versus the games makes it a bit more reasonable for her to know what she's doing regardless. Complaining about Rosalina being powerful is retarded because she is powerful. She's like the god of space in all but literal actual title.

>>725646784
Sorry, Nintendo, but you're not convincing me a character voiced by Keegan-Michael Key is anything but a man.

>>725656998
Movie Peach just comes across as so performative.

>>725656804
>white whore
>with most of the (((people it casts)))

Well, they may occasionally claim to be "white", but if you get them talking, especially about their ethnic homeland, they will be most vehement in telling you how non-white they are.

I want Peach in that toad outfit that they showed in the first movie.

>>725657235
I definitely understand that. It feels like they're trying to throw it in people's faces as if western media hasn't been depicting strong women for fucking ages now. Maybe if it were some new concept for the girly princess to actually be badass, but it's not, and it's actually quite old. Like how long have we been doing this shit actually? Since Shrek?

>>725643936
>Being this btfo over daisy
Embarrassing

>>725643237
Now might be a good time to release a new Super Princess Peach game.

>>725657730
I'm sure they would look me dead in my eyes and tell me im wrong, but I really do get the impression that there is every bit the undertone of
>ha! A female warrior! Bet you didn't see that coming did you sexist bigot!? Sure subverted your expectations didn't I?
As there was around twenty or so fucking years ago. It's so trite and corny. There continues to be absolutely zero combat females in reality. No girls on pounding ground on the front lines of ANY conflict or any war in the world. None of them want to be there sincerely, and no men want them to be there, yet we all still have to stomach this bullshit for some reason. Well, I know what the reason is. The collective need to get laid. The collective daddies inability to tell his little girl "no" because he's wrapped around her finger. She's asking to stay out till 12. We should have told her no. Now she's coming home with some deadbeat's baby, and we are all young granddads. Good job assholes.

Start telling these dumb bitches no.

>>725657730
That's the thing, they just turned her into some exaggerated knockoff Fiona

>>725646936
What do you mean?

>>725644370
Funnily enough Larson is a tendie obsessed with Mario Galaxy irl

>>725642729
I can see exactly why people would think it. You can wah wah about lore all you want but what you see on the screen is exactly that. I don't care about it myself, but it's true. Girlbossing is girlbossing however you want to spin it. That being said, in the game SMG she obviously embodied a goddess like role, but at no point did she stray from femininity. She seemed more like an embodiment of the divine feminine. Not once did she "girlboss". It's literally not the same thing.

>>725659526
It's also the smugness and the nonchalantness that just seems out of character with rosolina. It's literally reminiscent of every single Rey tier Mary Sue. Again, ultimately I don't care, I won't be watching this movie, but there's ample reason for that response.

>>725647828
>another western slop material
>this time it was made by ubishit
Looks like you are the real tourist here

>>725642239 (OP)
>they completely skipped out on Mario's in between adventures before Galaxy
>Mario and Luigi are now support side characters
>yassss queen Peach and Rosa save the day
not watching this trash

>>725653190
Thats the Koizumi difference, anon

Also another thing to consider is that Brie Larson is SUPER into the girl boss bitch feminist movement.

>>725643681
It has as much to do with election tourism as saying the sky is blue has anything to do with them. These things are not purely isolated and contained by one single phenomenon in 2016.

>>725657769
Um sorry but could you point out where Daisy was in these movies?

>>725658621
...they did
Despite everyone asking for it, no one played it.

>>725659442
Is she really though? I have never heard anything about her interest in any video game at all prior to her acting in a movie for a specific game. Just like Pratt with the first Mario. Just like how Jack Black was breaking his back by logging in insane hours playing Mincraft (like 2 a day). I guess it's better than actor saying "I dont know or care about the source material, in fact I hate the source material", but I doubt she had ever done more than catch a boyfriend play a Mario game (she wouldn't know which one) in her peripheral vision as she walked through the room.

>>725642239 (OP)
Why is Rosalina acting like a Dragon Ball character?

>blonde
pass
i'm not indian

>>725660515
You're literally looking for stuff to complain about now kek

>>725642239 (OP)
Looks pretty good. Much better than Movie Peach.

>>725642682
She is seen with a crown during the beginning of the storybook before meeting the Luma. She was a princess.

>>725643237
If they didnt remove important pieces of her personality and hobbies (temper, airhead, kindness, baking) Then no one would have a problem with her kicking ass.

I didn't watch the first movie
I didn't watch the Sonic movies
I didn't watch Fallout
Fuck your Hollywood faggotry

>>725660436
>instead of retaining our own artistic integrity, we updated Peach to look more like she does in the Western animated film
Who in the FUCK allowed that to happen? That dumb nip should be taken out back and sudoku'd by all of his peers. What a short sighted, bone headed decision.

>>725659735
Rosaline being smug is character assassination. Again. Hollywood literally cannot write females. They have one [acceptable female personality] they slap onto every character. They should have let Koizumi oversee these movies instead of Miyamato. No way would he have let them ruin Rosalina.

>>725648726
Lumas with mouths are cursed.

>>725660590
Right, we will be waiting for you to post a link to a scene from the games where a character (especially one of the princesses or Rosalina herself) does something that matches the tone of that movie clip.

>>725660751
>baking
>Personality
Jesus Christ this is why you idiots are virgins

>>725648726
One thing I'm very glad about is they didn't make all the lumas "ohhh I can't wait for death to take me hehehe!" like the first movie did with the blue luma. I'm very glad that was just an outlier

>>725661354
>hobbies
tardo

>>725660817
I pirated the Mario movie
I pirated the Sonic movies
I dind't watch Fallout

They didn't show it in the trailer but here's Yoshi
He looks.....eh? The design is good but something about those eyes

>>725661024
They're fully (((compromised))), tendie- kun. Link will never be MC again, for example.

>>725661024
She isn't smug

>>725660034
I kneel

I cant believe they did my boy Mario like this .. feels bad man.. Luigi was already established as a pansy in game a long long time ago. But, now Mario, the main man as well. That shit from the first movie where he couldnt complete the training, but Peach did it with ease pissed me the fuck off. Nintendo caved into the weak men, strong women brainwashing propaganda

>>725661642
Her body language absolutely is. If they could have given her a smug smile, they would have. You could tell some guy told them to remove her smug expression and they resisted with every fiber of their being.

>>725661830
>Body language
You dumbass incel

Looks good I'll watch it

Where is the bing bing wahooing?

>>725642239 (OP)
You lost retard, you're forever associated with Brie Larson and her ugly feet lmao.

>>725662103
Cute
>>725662332
Good

>>725648614
>Yes I know dehumanization is part of the leftist game
Says the guy in the "everyone who isn't exactly like us has gotta go" camp.

>>725649232
>t.Anon with mommy issues

>>725663390
Thats just human nature

>>725663390
why do you people live in your own delusional realities
shit is so sad

>>725642729
I thought this was a picture of a giant Rosalina and am now disappointed

>>725664295
Zoomer....

>People complaining about peach's character in the movies
She has an entire franchise dedicated to her where she acts similar to her movie self, on top of her being playable in almost every single mainline mario by now
Rosalina having flashy action scenes is not true to her character whatsoever. True rosalina would have erected a barrier and stopped at that.

Why did it have to be Brie Larson? Gross.

>>725642729
Game Rosalina isn't the weapon of mass destruction the movie is making her seem

Dont worry Daisychads you're amongst friends!

>>725647828
>needs to pull Ubi Soft third party non canon material in a desperate attempt to defend girl bosses

Just kys at this point

>>725642239 (OP)
does mario actually do anything?

>>725661963
Smugness is portrayed using body language and facial expressions, both of which are seen in Rosalina's character in the trailer
back to /pol

>>725648726
>Bree Larson
Please tell me this is a joke. She ruined the MCU and now it's going after Nintendo

>>725642729
>even though her job in the games is literally to watch over and protect the cosmos
Isn't she basically just floating around on an asteroid, essentially an observer to the universe from beginning to end, and then on to the next universe... etc.? That's why she needed Mario (her father) to beat Bowser for her.

>>725664623
>She has an entire franchise dedicated to her where she acts similar to her movie self
Smash Bros? She doesn't act smug there.

>True rosalina would have erected a barrier and stopped at that
Rosaline might do combat if Bowser was stupid enough to directly attack the observatory. Even then it would not be flashy and the opposite of smug about it.

Cant wait to see Zelda rushing to save Link while I NEED A HERO plays in the background.

>>725661642
She obviously is.
>>725661963
Why do people like this always rush to the word "incel"?

>>725642239 (OP)
They're making another Mario movie?
Who the fuck is the bad guy this time?

>>725666446
Troons still think its some kind of powerful insult.

Reminder that peach accomplished litterally nothing in the first film and mario solved all her problems

>>725666508
Bowser Jr.
Watch the damn trailer. Feed into the algorytm.

>>725666632
I refuse.

bowser cucks on suicide watch

I know who I want voicing Daisy

>>725665684
He's not allowed to. Mario has to be as bland as possible for the widest audience reach. You don't get to have a personality when you're the face of a billion dollar brand.

So were just doing all 3d marios in this movie? We see Tostarena, the Sunshine Casino, SMG stuff obviously, just all in one?

>>725667015
Bowser likes to watch.

>>725667015
It's great.

>>725667076
He did litterally everything in the first movie.

>>725666391
Nobody complained when this happened in Echoes of Wisdom.

>That one faggot bitching about DK's supposed "character assassination"

You Rarefags are definitely the real faggots here, if it was because of you, Donkey Kong would be a dead franchise two decades ago. I'm so glad that era is over.

>>725667473
Don't bother talking to the grifters

>>725666608
God she's so sexy

>>725642614
I need sex with Bowser right now

>>725668728
They got rid of the mouth lines.
Based

>>725644223
>pic
Post the blowjob edit

>>725669110
What do you mean?

>>725669292
Smile lines
Prominent in old people

>>725644061
Peach definitely had girl boss vibes but it balances out when not one of her plans works out until Mario intervenes

>>725662103
there's literally millions of goofy bowser fetish porn drawings you could use for this edit that would be significantly funnier and instead you used AI
fucking why?

>>725670285
Rage engagement

>>725670285
As a goofy Bowser fetish porn connoisseur, to be fair, not many of them look like paintings.

>>725642239 (OP)
>2nd movie their are already milking Super Mario Galaxy
This should have been movie 3

>>725642729
>>725642801
>>725643681
discord tourists already spamming over a kids movie

>>725671892
Better than the usual twitter magat tourists.

>>725642239 (OP)
daisy's in the better movie so i think she's fine

>>725671981
leftists are inherently tourists and invaders. no one was leftist years ago when everyone was happy and hated sjws

>>725669110
They still have them for some shots but it's not as pronounced thankfully

>>725672842
Youre NEVER happy.

cant wait for the dream sequence

>>725672903
>miserable socialist telling anyone theyre unhappy

>>725673759
Can't wait for the mini Bowser x Peach porn

>>725674398
Ill keep your false projection in mind the next 30000 times you cry about everyone but you being happy.

>>725674625
>no u

me

Yippie

>>725645257
I did play the game and as far as I can recall MARIO, mario the MAN saved the galaxy.

Daisy....

SNIFF

>>725684263
Cease and Desist

>>725684560
Never.

She got her lips back

>>725642239 (OP)
You didn't beat shit. Now she's associated with the most obnoxious actress in Hollywood. Daisy is my least favorite princess.

>>725670919
>goofy Bowser fetish porn connoisseur
Reminds me we're never going to see a big screen adaptation of Bowser's Inside Story and that fucking sucks

>>725685130
As long as Bowser is on screen at all, Im happy.

>>725644631
this tee bee haych

>>725685247
Based Bowser b- okay hold on a second I scrolled down a little
>>725685273
GOD DAAAAAAAAMN

>>725685557
Thats not fair, I cant post Bowsers fat ass without getting jannied.

>>725642239 (OP)
>Bowser likes Luigi but hate Mario
Honestly I like that

>>725671981
At least the maghats are actually funny. You guys are just fucking miserable.

>>725686563
Magats are funny to laugh at.

>>725642729
>women ARE strong and badass!!
>aieeee nooo do not hit women they are helpeless!!!
who's the grifter here faggot?

>>725643237
that's right goy keep eating that slop, consoom and keep clapping

>consooming nintendo brands
grow up or kill yourself, you faggots are worse than disney cattles

>omnipotent skank

Who didn’t see this slop coming a mile away?

>>725642729
and just like the first movie she'll end up doing nothing and mario and luigi will have to actually save the day

>>725685891
Bowser's butt is not to be sexualized
...unless...you use the loophole heheheheh

>>725642239 (OP)
So this was her canon personality all along

>>725688851
God the Rosalina and Peach Rabbid porn was so fucking good

>>725683869
Why do Pauline and Rosalina actually kind of look like how they do in the games but Peach is a hideous abomination

>>725642239 (OP)
If Rosalina is this powerful why does she need Mario to save the day in Galaxy 1 and 2?

how did we go from goombas and koopas to soulless giant robots

>>725646784
Just say it dude, fucking shit. I don't think "they" have genitals point blank period you fucking deranged freak

>>725653135
Is that like a, personal attack?

>>725691545
Because you're playing as Mario? Or are you gay and want to play as a bitch?

>>725691429
Get your eyes checked they're all beautiful except Pauline

>>725692017
Why you pretending to be dumb?

>>725642239 (OP)
Thought that was eggman

>>725692351
He's obviously criticizing the movie's writers for making her too overpowered to the point of overshadowing Mario, not saying he loves princesses

>>725643936
Very. I hope they never curse her with being connected to this trash or Rabbids.

>>725642239 (OP)
This is an autistic criticism but I'm extremely disappointed the only Megaleg we're probably going to see in the movie is Rosalina Magical Girl Animeing one to death in three seconds and we won't get the cinema of seeing one overshadow Mario and seeing how huge it is from his perspective like they did in the game.

>>725693942
Here's a video and picture of the fight for anyone who doesn't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAuxjnuGzE

>>725660751
The thing most chuds don't get is that Hollywood is never showing a woman with those traits ever again. I don't care how tight of a leash your based chink keeps Illumination on, they are not making Peach a bimbo in any capacity.

>>725694279
>kind, likes baking
>bimbo

>>725688414
Huh I don't hate it

Oh god they made Rosalina a girl boss too? Completely ruining the characters.

>>725662118
>Where is the bing bing wahooing?
There is no bing bing wahoo in this movie, he'll only be allowed one bing as a treat as long as it doesn't get in Peach or Rosalina's way.

>>725693806
She's was overpowered in the game to. She reset the universe in that game.

>>725672903
>>725674398
Honestly I don't believe that either of you are happy.

>>725695473
Didn't the Luma do that?

>>725688026
Your tranny OC isn't Bowser.

>>725642239 (OP)
They gave Rosalina a big butt, I repeat, she's heavy under that gown!

>>725695562
No? It was completely rosalina

>>725642239 (OP)
YAAAASSS Queen! slay giiirrrl!
who needs mario? #amiright

>>725695473
I'm not saying I agree with him I just replied because the other guy's interpretation of his post was fucking retarded

>>725642729
funny how her job was to be a mother to the Lumas while MARIO was the one who took down that boss.
remember the guy who's name is on the title? yeah he's mean to do stuff instead of being pointless like he is in the shitty illumination movies.

>>725687283
Mario and Luigi literally do nothing the whole film while peach does everything and progresses the plot.
Luigi is a completely sidelined after-thought and mario doesn't even beat bowser in the end. he gets invincibility from the star that PEACH passes over to him.
he never earns anything, never outsmarts anyone, never overpowers anyone. he's pathetic and worthless the whole movie and in the end it's an OP item that defeats bowser.. not mario.

>>725644348
Daisy is the ass queen

>>725695985
She IS a heavyweight

>>725697301
>Instead of being pointless
I love how grifters keep saying this while everyone who has seen the movie agreed Mario does literally everything in it

>>725660436
I played it. It was only okay.

>>725648726
>Baby Luma with pacifier
Does this mean baby Lumas are breast fed?

>>725698946
Why would you say something when you know damn well there's no art of it out there. Now I'll be sad

>>725699087
They literally changed he sparkled letters for this reason. It's now just MRGY.

>>725699293
That's pretty gy

>>725698641
like what faggot?
fall on his ass and get humiliated?
get made fun of?
fail to do an obstacle course peach did first go as a toddler?
need items just to do basic shit?
be there as an uneeded extra while DK storms the ship?

>>725700582
>need items just to do basic shit?
He needed an item to resolve the plot/beat the villain.

>>725700442
>off model shit
Gross

>>725700682
he never beat the villain. having invincibility during a boss fight invalidates the boss fight.

>>725700783
I was agreeing, I'm saying that it wasn't just basic shit, the entire plot hinged on him using an item.

>>725700682
>needed an item think the mario world.
Okay????

>>725702135
Ignore the retard

>>725642239 (OP)
>Voiced by sjw whore cunt Brie Larson
Kill it with fire
Jews ruined Mario and Nintendo

>>725705415
Now what, goy?

>>725700582
Ur mad

>>725702135
How many powerups did you need to beat bowser in mario 64?
did you have an invincibility star when you did that?

>>725702135
I'm just stating that I didn't respond to this because it's incoherent niggerbabble at best, bot spam at worst.

YAAAAS KWEEEN SLAYYYYY

>>725706868
mad snoytranny

>>725706454
I had 80+ Power stars in 64 to beat bowser