Thread 725723568

Now that the final episode is out. Rate it.

say goodbye to the daily Dispatch disussion with anons

Actually in awe about how much Blazer mogs literally every other character in the game. I'd call her a textbook Mary Sue in any other scenario, but for some reason she feels refreshing.

These threads weren't that good, honestly. They were fun in the episode days but they quickly devolved into schizophrenia the rest of the week and the leaks ruined any actual theorycrafting.

Liked the game, though.

>>725723568 (OP)
you're gonna regret killing Shroud when he becomes pheonix member in season 2

>>725723750
did this do well enough for an S2?

>>725723665
Because she isn't a bossy cunt who always emasculates and talks down to you

>>725723684
I'm still mad they were retarded enough to have that shit get datamined in less than 48 hours

>>725723814
Yes

can anyone post Visi looking shy when Robert is doting on her in the stretcher

Who can fix Robert's erectile dysfunction?

>>725723814
It got 200k concurrent on Steam alone, it probably blasted beyond any of AdHoc's expectations.
The shit thing is they're now hijacked to churn out Critical Role slop for their next project, so S2 of Dispatch is at best 7-8 years away.

>>725723665
She's a girlboss but she loves you.

>>725723665
>I'd call her a textbook Mary Sue in any other scenario, but for some reason she feels refreshing
but enough about Malevola

>>725723665
She's great. I love her.

>villain's final move is threatening the doggerino
Reddit moment, ruined the ending for me

>>725724035
I thought critical role was a tv show

Anyone have the song that plays during the credits?

Courtney is just a shittier Chloe Price.

>Flambae and Waterboy teaming up to create a steamscreen
>Prism making a a pyramid to focus BB's ray
>Punch-Up doing some super mario shit on the Shroudmech
>Golem blocking Shroud's sight with a mudball while Mandy drives a car straight on a road made by Prism so that Visi, who is standing on the fucking roof, can jump off it and plant a bomb right in his visor before flipping him off and bailing
Absurdly kino final fight scene

Here is the MC for Season 2.

>is a dispatcher
>character was there the entire of season 1
>took part in the battle at end
>is on the post art
>has a costume one so can give you choice to play guy or girl in Season 1
>saw what Z Team did and wants to do it too

>Punch-Up cocks his arms like Cavill in the MI movie
kek

I dont want Dispatch to go away

>>725723568 (OP)
I am angry there is no merch of my future husband royd

>>725724169
she is at least fifty times better try again

>>725724069
Mandy makes my Robert happy

>>725723684
Hopefully they stop leaving data to mine next time.

Don't lie, you laughed when Robert sicked Punch Up on Toxic.

>>725724213
we did the ex-hero looking to get back into the fight now it's time for the ex-villain protagonist being dragged back into the fight

>>725724015
bb's gotta put the necklace on him during sex...

>>725724274
i audibly inhaled, it was funny but too predictable

>>725724213
no robert no buy
i want super babies with the tomboy tsundere

>did not kill Shroud
You might say that I truly am a Better Man

>>725724035
>Thinking Laura Bailey won't push for another game where she voices a character that does nothing but talk about dicks and sex

WATERBOY SUMMER

Where are you guys gonna go post now that Dispatch is over?

>>725724015
Mandy, clearly.

>>725723665
She's not a Mary Sue because she's done at least one fuck-up in every chapter. She's consistently bad at actually directing people, she's prone to trying to 'shake things up' because she wants to break out of this poster-girl perception she's painted herself into, and she desperately needs to just relax and not have such a weird need to control things in her life.

These flaws just make her all the better for me.

>Everyman Robert
>no romance ending
I do it for the love of the game.

>>725724328
waterboy is so lucky.....

>>725724213
>Covered in blood and poop
Average furry

>Sonar not at the beach party
uhh batbros, should we worry about implications

>>725723684
the threads would have been perfection if not for the leaks

>The part in the ending where Shroud threatens the dog and everyone just gives up
Unironically ruined the whole ending for me. A DOG A FUCKING DOG

Kino/10

Fuck Critical Role, even if they largely appear to have funded this, I want more Dispatch.

>>725724213
What poster art was the Cat Mascot in?

>>725724330
i don't know i was between hyperfixations before this and this seems like a short one sadly.
Back to just laying in bed waiting for the day to end.

>>725723684
Yeah the leaks severely hampered these threads

>>725723665
Based. As a BBchad, I want to say this

Mandy won me over and she is just as awesome as BB
The amulet alone does NOT make the woman

>>725724330
I'll just wait for the next good game I guess.

>>725724395
He's riding on Golem

Spoil me. Is there a harem ending with both girls?

aren't Critical Role the ones primarily responsible for this god-awful aesthetic spreading?

>>725724330
/plur/

BRAVO, VINCE, I LOVE YOU

>>725724227
Said no one ever. At least you can goon to Chloe's sexy teenage body. Courtney is an old hag who is not a virgin and likely has fucked hundreds of criminals throughout her life because she's a fatherless cunt.

>>725724421
The Jim Lee X-Men Swimsuit poster.

>>725724330
back to raging in Rivals and farming in Stardew

So who won the waifu wars?

>>725723568 (OP)
I'll be honest, as someone who enjoyed a 10 Vigor, Combat, and Mobility Flambae for most of the game.
Blond Blazer doesn't seem THAT OP to be in the Mary Sue range. Rather she feels exactly like what a top tier hero should be.

>>725724330
nothing really, back to my /vg/ general

>>725724486
>but i am goooning saar
subhuman

Im confused. Was Visi always working for Shroud OR did she really quit then get dragged back in? What dragged her back in?

>>725724415
My pipe dream is that they just hire a new team or studio to handle making the game and immediately begin work on Season 2

but I know that wont happen

>>725724330
back to /magog/ for me

>>725724274
I got spoiled on it, and it wasn't quite as good as I'd built it up to be initially, but "My perfect dick" line saved it. Good bit of levity in a very serious episode

>>725724470
I don't know if I'd consider it primarily, but sure, yeah, they were partially responsible for a new wave of new D&D players.

>>725724517
In game: Blue Blazer
Irl: Laura Bailey

Yeah, I think the finale flows better with Mandy as a love interest. Because otherwise, Chase becoming Starblazer comes out of nowhere, because you don't have a build up from Ep 4.

>>725724405
>Chase already faster than anything
>got gigabuffed by the amulet
He could have easily got beef back before shroud could do anything

>>725724517
visi won by a lot just off the stats

I NEED a violent, ADHD, bipolar, obsessive, tomboy wife!

Is this actually any good?

>>725724517
Gonna be honest I think they did a good job of making them even

I'm a total visisimp but blazer is great too, I dont get the waifu wars this time around

>>725724517
They're both good.
For me its Blazer

>>725724470
You will never get me to seethe at how trannies are choosing to play D&D. It's the most victimless crime of all time and you just sound like a loser.

>>725724169
I agree. I was trying to think of why I like chloe a lot but can't stand visi but I can't quite place it
maybe it's just the lesbianism

>>725724470
The bottom is just how parties will look when people have tons of options.

>>725724517
/v/ is TOMBOY OWNED

>>725724517
By my count? Mandy. She was an absolute MVP of the last two episodes, while Visi just whined and pouted her way through the finale.

Can you romance Mandy but stop visi from going villain?

>>725724470
>>725724571
Oh no, new people in this fandom that's been slowly dying since the 90s, the horror.

>>725723568 (OP)
>Holy fuck I'm strong, now get your flat ass off my bench.

Tomboy board
Tomboy threads
Tomboy mods
Tomboy world

>>725724630
Well, Chloe is a literally teenager. And I haven't played Life is Strange in over a decade, but I don't recall her being obsessed with porn. Edgy, sure, but in a teen way, not a pervy way.

That said, Chloe sucks.

>>725724598
Dude you would be suffering from makeup sex like three times a week

>>725724545
genuinely no fucking clue. her being a mole the entire time makes no sense, her being a mole during the whole warehouse thing makes slightly more sense because she knew the pulse was there and maybe shroud just intended to betray her and leave her for dead, but if that's true why would shroud just accept back her again at the very end? they did a shit job of explaining it.

>>725724517
the cute brownoid with short hair of course where do you think you are

>>725724656
I did. You have to go full on hero. No attacked the bartender, no attacking reporter in beginning and dont kill Shroud

>>725724663
>fandom
go back to twitter, retard

>>725724656
if you're not retarded and still believe Visi can be redeemed, yes.

>>725724656
Yes and for me thats the best route

>>725724517
visi won me over but they both make robert happy which is most important.

>>725724532
It's not just that she's a top tier hero. It's that she's the strongest hero AND pretty AND nice (to a fault) AND smart AND respected or feared by literally everyone else in the game (even the villain) AND in the right in essentially every single interaction she has with every other character AND gets the most designated plot-relevant "audience claps" "badass" moments. Not a bad thing. But she's undoubtedly very idealized.

well that was fucking disappointing nothing you did mattered and it always ends the same way

>>725724545
>AHH YOU SEE ROBERT, IT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG TO HAVE COURTNEY GET YOU THE PULSE BACK, MAKE YOUR HAPPY AGAIN, AND BLOW UP MY MECH

Who believes this retard?

>>725724712
Nope. It has to do with Visi choices
I did all you said and still got BB girlfriend + heroic Visi

>>725724545
>>725724685
It's just a stupid badly done fakeout and it doesn't make sense no matter which way you slice it. Just ignore it like you ignore the dumb dog moment. Or the Z-Team not minding wanting the team member that started doing Shroud's bidding of mass murder back.

>>725724713
Kill yourself basement dweller

>>725724540
Courtney is a brown mutt and a worn-out roastie hag. Can you imagine being a 30-year-old criminal loser and wearing a hideous septum piercing? You're also brown and short, btw.

>>725724712
>>725724715
>>725724716
Ok I'm doing that tonight. Thanks fellow Roberts

>>725723665
Brunettes mog irl too
Impregnate and hug your brunettes today!

>>725724656
Yeah, but you literally have to glaze Invisi all the way, otherwise she goes supervillain on a dime. At some point I just gave up, because it wasn't worth it.

>>725724739
apparently his henchmen because they're prepared to give visi her mask back and let her walk. if it was a bluff they'd have no reason to do that.

>>725724517
nobody hates mandy
mandyfags seem a little bitter that visi is more popular

>>725724330
At the moment I11:VR, after that whatever game grabs my interest on /v/

>>725724678
>>725724704
/v/ tastes are always dogshit of course
Do the opposite of what /v/ says

>>725724328
>holding her womb
WATERBOY THAT ISNT CHRISTIAN YOU HAVE TO MARRY HER

>>725724762
You also need to defend her at every choice. Like tell Blazaer you trust her, dont cut her off team and free her after being tied uop

i really wish it didn't completely feel like a tv show that is masquerading as a game. even moreso than the other telltale games. i wish the writers were less snarky redditors, and actually had the backbone and talent to write dialogue that doesn't feel like it comes from a 16 year old. i wish that after all these years and making the same mistake over and over and over again, telltale had made it so that there were legitimately multiple routes instead of their illusion of choice hogshit. that being said i enjoyed it well enough, i'm just glad i didn't pay money for it. also, sex with blonde blazer.

>>725724517
Visi, it was her story and she got like a 70/30 split as per the last stats we got. Very rare that you'll get an actual hard number answer as to who was more popular like this instantly.

>>725724532
Fluff and crunch are two different things in every game, and this one is no different.

>>725723684
Lol their was leaks? I just played the rune version from beginning to end then came here to shitpost and surprised everyone universally loved it both here steam etc
Really odd to go back to playing good.vidyas again after almost 15-20 years of.woke crapola

>>725724678
Tomboy wife?

Remember: knowing the future is useless if that future is a 100% chance of getting punched in the face again.

>>725724759
>>725724663
Fuck off tranny

>>725724656
That's what I tried to do but I failed because Visi is just too insecure. Dumb bitch.

>>725724760
>n-n-no u!!!
yawn

>>725724760
good thing she was saved by Roberto before she hit the big 30

>>725724405
yeah that ending was retarded literally any one of them couldve just knocked him out or whatever and saved le heckin doggerino

>>725724810
I don't even want different routes. I just wanted different endings. But noooo, gotta have everything tie up nicely for muh season 2.

>>725724814
>it was her story
Delusional

>>725724676
I NEED them to hatesex in season two

>>725724783
>you literally have to glaze Invisi all the way, otherwise she goes supervillain on a dime
Yeah this was a bit jarring.
Like she isnt trying that hard to stay away from villain life...

>>725724830
mind over matter is such a tired trope that it was refreshing seeing shroud get the shit kicked out of him after getting the iq implant he wanted so badly (and wasting his final bullet because he was too cocky to bring more ammo).

>I'm not working for Shroud my implants got deactivated when I joined SDN"
>Red Ring implants clearly active

>>725724170
You could tell they where deeply passionate about the mini series and vidyagaymemes
Weird again to see an actual good conclusion to a story these days
The boys and invincible s1 was crap stopped watching them ages ago
What a breath of fresh air
Feels like anti dceu mceu crap
Give these guys more vodya

>give both pulses at the end
Call it

>>725723684
that one BB faggot and the guy that kept spamming shill were aids though

>>725724836
Lil brownie is simping for a 30 year old stinky roastie hag HAHAHAHA

>>725724814
>Visi, it was her story
If that was the intent, then the game failed, because in the finale I was so done with her emo bullshit I just wanted her to fuck off and stop bothering me. Fuck me, was she annoying.

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree shes fucking dogshit at her job? Stick to superhero work babe

>so many simps actually let invisigal stay in the team after her continuous fuck ups
what the fuck is wrong with people. shame the choices dont matter in the end. would have loved for her to actually get someone in the team killed just to see how many are still going to simp and forgive her anyway.

>>725724912
they just glow red when she's aroused

>>725724936
>no really no u!!!
lets see it again

>>725724486
Courtney is meant to be 17 though, thinking otherwise is just lack of media literacy

>>725724219
All good dispatches come to an end
See you next time dystopian kinoboys

Is it true Blazer has no sex scene? Why did only the invis chick get one lol

>>725724941
>If that was the intent
It very obviously wasn't, that guy is coping hard.
People here really pretending the call to action wasn't with Blaze coming in and giving Rob the job.

so is this now the greatest telltale style game ever?

>>725724976
>he didnt get the secret scene
Oh no no no

>>725724950
Real heroes dont abandon people

>>725724330
I'll go back to sexting then fucking my tomboy ussbbw gf
Then idk maybe go visit her
Running an Airbnb from home too
Maybe gonna go work retail not sure yet

>>725724470
not really but they contributed greatly.

>movie game where nothing you do matters
>this heckin sucks this is just a movie game

>movie game where nothing you do matters but with le waifus
>WOWZA THIS IS THE BEST HECKING THING EVER

explain this faggots

>>725724942
Her calling is being a hero + Roberts cute loving wife

Devs clearly wanted you to pick IG which is why the majority of gamercattle did. The 30% Mandy pickers are the thinking and leaders of society, Nietzsche's ubermen

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/dispatch-is-on-course-to-beat-its-three-year-sales-target-in-three-months-heres-how

interesting enough article if anyone's curious. steamcharts already gave a hint at it, but the comment regarding how much they overestimated how long they'd reach their sales goal makes me wonder if they'll have some revenue to spare on hiring additional talent to make non critical role stuff

>>725724976
sorry bro, you failed the romance

>>725724517
People will be wowed by Blazer's flashy heroics (they are flashy) but realizing that Visi's entire meta plot was out gambiting a computational precog has got to take the cake. Visi earned that minmaxed INT/Mobility statline I gave her.

Best ending obviously. BB supporting hero Visi and Visi supporting BB+Robert

>>725725031
The waifus probably
im not a scientist

>>725724484
>plur
A telltale style tie in game would be cool
I actually like these new devs more

>>725725031
I love movie games. Detroit: Become Human is based as fuck and way better than Dispatch. I guess that technically has a waifu in it as well but not really.

>>725724517
the stats aint lying. courtney won. BB fags are just coping at this point. reminder that you wanting to fuck a hot blonde =/= chemistry.

>>725725031
There's been tons of posts complaining about lack of choices or how badly the finale is written, it's just that waifufagging has always been more popular

>>725724517
Both
Love both
And yes I'm the same irl
Tomboy mommy and mommy tomboy

>>725725058
Shroud is retarded though

>>725725059
obvious love triangle, mandy makes the better friend.

>game starts and ends with Rob having a heart to heart with Mandy
>final act is initiated by Mandy coming into the field, saving Rob, and soloing half the villains
>entire climax is dependent on a plot point that is only revealed in Mandy's romance scene
>Courtney's character is specifically driven by jealousy of Rob's admiration for Mandy
>"I-It was Invisigal's story..."
Actually mindbroken

>>725724950
i actually went into the game expecting to like her because i like tomboys. and i find laura baileys voice hot. nope. very quickly turned around. that cunt can go back to being a villain and preferably die.

I took the Cut route becayse defending Visi felt too much like
>I know you guys have a point but I want to fuck this woman, so she stays on the team

>>725725072
As much as I love Pluribus, I would love it if Adhoc just didn't do licensed shit at all (Other than the Critical Roleslop that is already confirmed)

Just do your own settings. I'm so fucking sick of licenses and pre-existing fandoms and crossovers and all that gay shit. It's time to RETVRN to basics.

>>725724213
>coffee cat is unmasked in the credits
>no face is shown

>>725725080
detroit at least had two different paths for each character besides kara this one has zero

https://kotaku.com/devs-dispatch-telltale-superhero-game-cut-sex-scenes-romance-2000643646

They might bring the cut sex scenes back into the game!!!

>>725725058
Dude, Mandy actually outsmarted Shroud first. Because she figured out one thing Shroud wouldn't be able to predict is her willing giving up her powers and reviving Chase. Who then nothing personells Shroud's Metal Gear.

>>725724950
It's crazy to me. Seeing the stats on these episodes had me wondering just how far they would have to go in making her look bad for people to actually want to give up on her.

>>725725012
>>725725057
You guys are pulling my leg, right?

How did the glowing red shit actully made shroud lose?

>>725725012
>>725725057
I didn't play this game lol but now its finished i was gonna give it a look. I saw invisi's scene everywhere online but I can't find any for blazer

>>725725136
I'm literally not a waifufag and I just naturally gravitated towards BB because that's where the story was obviously leaning. Invisigal fans pretending it's Invisigal's story is genuinely insane to me.

>>725724517
bob bob

>>725725163
Isn't she the jealous type?

>>725725059
>Mandychads win again

>>725724950
I'll do you one better. I even let Coupé back on the team after turning on us and torturing Robert

>>725725163
this really is just a VN kek

>>725725035
Both mogs either or none
Polychad wiafu breeders win again

>>725725138
She only went there because she is in love with you and you won't even defend her actions. Even not romancing her that is shameful.

>>725725138
Robert actually does a good job of not making it about her and if you want to bang her

>>725725059
This is best ending.

>>725725179
no yes

>>725725163
>Romances weren't the main focus of Dispatch

you could have fucking fooled me. kotaku being retarded faggots as usual?

>>725725138
I took the Defend route and got mad that I can't call them out for not having a point at all
>You fired people for less
Yes and I've been mad at BB for it for two weeks now
>It was to make a point
And now I'm making my point - firing them was a mistake and now that Blazer isn't here to "shake things up" I'm not making the same mistake again

>>725725153
Yeah, but Dispatch has fun gameplay (Yes, the gameplay doesn't matter) so it's not like Detroit is strictly better. (Speaking in MTG terms that my pal Phenomeman might understand if he isn't just a commander newbie)

>>725725140
True
Licenced Vidya has never been good at least since riddick

>>725725058
> but realizing that Visi's entire meta plot was out gambiting a computational precog
In what world did she do this
They would all be dead in a ditch if BB hadn't given Chase her amulet so he could fucking zip straight through Shrouds mech

>>725724814
>Fluff and crunch are two different things in every game, and this one is no different.
I'll preface with the statement that I do agree with you.
But we can also see in story that she isn't infalliable. She does better fighting Coup than she does fighting Sonar in the QTEs.
And Trackstar blitzes everyone, Blazing Star is fucking absurd.

>>725725163
They even hinted at the orgy lol
Based horny devs you just know they all had massive orgies in the office

>>725725248
Romance was not the main focus of Dispatch, no. You're confused because that's what /v/ mostly focused on.

>>725725224
yeah they did a good job writing an actual team pep talk for that, that was my biggest fear and they didn't fuck that up

Was waiting for all the episodes to come out to play it. How the fuck did Telltale die when this shit just printed a bajillion dollars?

>gave the fake one at the end because i thought you would get a follow up choice to punch him or something
>lol nope you give him the real one anyway haha
amazing """choice""" game

Who is this for?

>>725724950
this. it's really stupid how she makes the same mistake of disobeying and nearly gets chase killed but almost everyone I've seen let her stay on the team.
To be fair though, there should have been a neutral option.

>>725725206
>he kept the youtuber rat
always makes me lol

>>725725248
>“I don’t know that I anticipated it to be as ravenous as it’s been,” said Shorette of the fan reaction. “It’s probably why we didn’t plan for more romance options, because we didn’t know it was going to be such a meaningful part of the experience for folks.”

No, the writers just didn't expect them to be such a huge draw which is fucking stupid of them when waifu wars have sold many a game before.

>>725724989
By an extremely large margin.

>>725725329
You know why.

>>725725220
Oh no, I romanced her alright, and she was welcomed back to the team afterward

>>725725316
>force the mysterymeat bitch since Ch2 upon your throat
>n-no it wasnt

>>725725292
They would all be dead in a ditch 3 episodes earlier if visi didn't risk her life to go to the docks alone.

>>725724950
It's a game about redeeming dangerous fuckups and she wants your dick. There was no way people were cutting her.
I didn't cut her because she was my best unit in my blind playthrough.

I'm in love.

>>725724592
Yeah I have to agree with this. Doesn't matter how good your ability to predict is if you simply can't react fast enough. I know light from the sun is coming at me, I can't exactly dodge it.

>>725725391
No they wouldn't because it wasn't written like that.

>>725725329
this shit was only a success because of le romance just look at this gay ass thread

>>725723814
No other "choices matter" game has reached even 100K peak players with the exception of Life is Strange 2 but only because it's first episode was free. This reached 200k. It's getting more seasons.

>>725725207
Milfy City more like Super City am I right?

For me? It's Punch Up.

My aurafarmer wife

>>725725271
this was a great shot desu

>>725725418
Cute + sexy at the same time

>>725725359
It was obvious that whomever you cut was going to return as a villain and Coupé was just more believable as the villain than the goofy youtuber

>>725724989
Turns out good unique/fresh IPs are better than shitty stories in a licensed IP that bankrupts the company.

>>725725350
obviously not for faggots like you. now go back to the 1000000th nintendo hate thread.

>>725725421
I could have given you the same lazy low iq response you know.

>>725723568 (OP)
7/10, enjoyable. Characters could be better, should be longer, needed more choices that affected the game. But still I had a good time. Also BB is my wife. Had a fun time shit posting with you guys each update.

>saved Robert
>saved Chase
>saved Coupe
>saved LA
>outsmarted Shroud
She's basically the female version of Mecha Man, isn't she?
A true hero both inside and outside the "suit".

>>725725353
Well, because if you don't, she becomes supervillain again.
I swear to god, you literally have to babysit all the way, otherwise she just becomes evil for lulz.

>>725724651
How we rating the new Mecha Man suit?

What happens if you don't tell the Z team you're Iron Man?

>>725724170
>while Mandy drives a car straight on a road
>white woman with a car
Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>725725365
>>725724989
as much as I like this game and has made me come back to /v/ after a long time, I don't think the story and gameplay are objectively that good to justify the numbers.
Perhaps it's because the bar is so low nowadays.

>>725723568 (OP)
why didn't malevola portal into shroud's cockpit? what was stopping her comboing with visi in teleporting that bomb visi had?

>>725724950
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HEROES DO

>>725725473
>saved Robert
that was robert
>saved Chase
that was robert
>saved Coupe
that was robert
>saved LA
that was robert
>outsmarted Shroud
that was robert

>>725725494
the same as every other choice, you get a slightly different line of dialogue

>>725725473
Anon last thread said the romances were a choice between saving or being saved I thought that was pretty good.

There should have been an option to not cut anyone if you actually did really well during the dispatch minigame

>>725725030
Thing is their dnd party is something Larian would have bitched about.
Hell, the guy that did Percy and the CIA Wizard is basically the anti-chungus in this show. The rest are a quirky dnd party and he basically walked out of one of my edgy animes.

>>725725538
...now excuse me as I extinguish the life out of this nigga's eyes

>>725725494
heartlfelt speech and Chad is always friendly with you

>>725725438
>I know we're a little short-staffed
>FUCK YOU
lmao

>>725723568 (OP)
7.5/10
Episodes could be longer and would have liked more dispatch sequences. So an extra dispatch sequence & narrative scene per episode would make it great. Would also have preferred no E-celebs like Sonar and Punch Up

Shocking how many "people" chose a lying BPD hoe over a Aryan goddess. Gamers really are brown

>>725723568 (OP)
7.5/10. great chars and voice acting aside from 2 people. cliche story but entertaining. lots of plot contrivances. and it could have really used more game play and around 2-4 more episodes to flesh other chars out.

>>725725457
He will be the Season 2 villain

>>725725059
Woah brudda, you tree got sum weird energy goin on.
Can ya take your poly-HR nightmare somewhere else?

>>725725597
It's literally a low-T vs high-T debate.
The amount of people who crumble down at the sight of invisibitch and think "omg.... she broken... just like me......... i can le fix her....." is insane

>mandy and robert on their wedding night doing the deed
>throws the condom aside to go in raw
>condom gets stuck in mid-air on something

>>725725610
ranjeesh is bitter people didn't pick the girl from his disney princess trainers

>>725725550
yeah its mommy bb or daughter invis. but the issue is, do you want to have children with a daughter gf?

>>725725271
Funny how everyone waxed over how good that terrible Spider-Man and arcane series where but this game mogs them hard
Actually had a tonne of good comic book tier shots

>>725725667
kek

>>725725663
>>High-T
>I can fix her
>>Low-T
>P-p-please I n-need f-fixing
Yep, low vs high T

>>725725684
he's been doing this for weeks now, did he lose his job at the call center?

>>725725667
>you see the condom slowly emptying

>>725725329
They blew their load by buying expensive licenses with their TWD S1 money and expanding beyond reason, there was a point when they had 500 employees working on multiple licensed games, even if some made decent money, they were spending so much in everything else that no profit was gained.

>>725725663
Nah you got it backwards

I will fix Visi by dicking her down

>>725723568 (OP)
>protag white male
>gets his power suit back
>two TWO hot girls to play with
>no fag shit

this will never happen again you fucking CHUUUUDSSSSS

>2 years minimum to season 2

its so over

>>725725309
>90 sgame devs were all horny bastards
>90/00s games were the golden age of gaming
Coincidence? I think NOT!

>>725725713
>dreams of not having augments AND romantic sex with the guy she almost killed to pay for those augments

>>725725728
touching them with his salty unwashed nutfisting hands...

>>725724035
This will kill their studio. No one is going to care about some offbrand DnD movie with the most obnoxious cast of fags. At least we got dispatch first

>>725724470
Yes but. It’s worse than just that.

>>725725735
>High-T
>wanting the woman who is already confident in herself as well as you, will stand with you all the way and also listen to you
>low-T
>a grown woman who acts like a 13 year old brat and doesn't listen to a single thing you say, causes your close childhood friend to almost die, fucks up multiple operations and get civilians hurt as well as other team members but that's okay because... umm.. uhhhhhh, we have to be better men
alright alright alright

>when you pick Invisigal, BB is okay with it
>when you pick BB, Invisigal always makes that fucking crushed face
She's just too cute

>>725723665
>>725725473
>"So how did it feel to pound Shroud's head into mush and look him in the eye as you slowly choked the life out of him?"
>Honestly it felt fucking GREAT! :)
>"Oh, tee hee, that's a little concerning but I still love you babe!"
What a woman you are, Mandy

>>725725350
Me, now fuck off.

This part was completely retarded and ruined the entire game for me, I want a refund for this garbage

>>725725827
doesn't critical role have a really loyal fanbase? i don't give a shit about it and won't buy it but surely enough people will care about it that it wouldn't endanger them, right?

>>725725207
Were they not going for that?

>>725725881
I'm getting you pregnant anon

>>725725796
Chuds won

Robert = Shirou
BB = Saber
Invisigal = Rin

>>725725597
>over a Aryan goddess.
Try to sound less like a pajeet next time Rajeesh.

>>725725873
The other issue with this too is that Chase, who is practically god-tier at this point with BB's amulet, could have literally just grabbed the dog and that entire part would be over in <1 second.
The issue with introducing a character with super speed in any capeshit medium is that they just mog the absolute fuck out of anything and anyone in any scenario

>>725725894
I always saw their games as the modern equivalent of point and click adventures

>>725725873
>no, we don't kill only bad guys do that

but, threatening beef is only done by dead men so exceptions can be made.

>>725725742
cute!
chase should have died btw.

>>725723568 (OP)
My internal decision tree is pretty disjointed. I decided not to cut Invisigal from the team, because I didn't buy the "Sonar didn't do as much bad stuff" argument. That was a management decision forced on me so it's not hypocritical to choose differently when it's all in my hands. But if she wants to quit I'm not going to stop her, she can make her own decisions, and I certainly don't believe in apologizing to people immediately. And sex is off the table because I'm banging Blonde Blazer. So, TLDR; thanks for showing your tits, you're cut, get out.


I couldn't NOT choose to glass him when it came up, but I was hoping it would be a joke fakeout and you do something else when it was chosen.

I felt Shroud was a commentary on people who read walkthroughs for games or something because he always knew everything?

Whole game sort of fell apart at the end I think, because I kid you not, my mouse actually stopped working completely during the climax. I couldn't perform any of the QTEs and I still won. It literally didn't matter, they were right all along, it was just a tv show. oh well. the asspull with Chase was kind of silly too.

Whatever. I did like that my decisions made invisigal stab him in the neck. fuck that guy. And I think there was something else wrong with my copy of the game: Blonde Blazer never showed me her tits.

>>725725807
Let them take their time, and let Aaron keep tardwrangling them.

YOURE AIGHT WHITE BOY

>>725725597
>>725725663
Hold on a minute. There's literally nothing wrong with that.

Some people know that Mandy is way out of their league and they just can't get immersed in that relationship. Compounding with that is the fact that Mandy pretty much has all her shit together compared to Visi who starts the game as an absolute trainwreck. People find Visi more relatable. Everyone loves an underdog story.
The people you should take issue with are the ones who delude themselves into thinking Visi is something she's not or that Mandy is some terrible person when she's tied with Phenomaman as being the most genuine straight forward hero in the story.

>>725725976
I'm assuming Chase didn't because he would just end up A-Training Beef and Shroud, but eh, it's forgivable. The both pulses option was kino

>>725723568 (OP)
>6/10 for Final episodes.

>>725725865
>What a woman you are, Mandy
What an ass you have, Mandy

>>725725961
>Invisigal = Rin
wrong invisigal is wormslut

>>725725827
>No one is going to care about some offbrand DnD movie with the most obnoxious cast of fags
Who do you think bought the Dispatch game anon? Its the Critical Role whales

>Makes Kickstarter to get $750,000 to create a 10-episode series for their DnD campaing
>Whales provide them with $11,385,449

>Hero Robert
>Romance Mandy
>cut Coupe but forgive her in the end
>Recruit Waterboy make him a great hero
>never give up on Visi
>show mercy to shroud
Yep it's gaming time.

>>725725976
At least we know Chase is canonically slower than a bullet.

>>725725742
>my eyes are wet
how dare you)

>>725726015
based proper roleplayer

>>725725881
I think the wall will come faster for the 60 year old who just took off her power sustaining amulet
6 months mandy will be looking like scary bilbo

>>725726021
>>>725725597
Why is she caressing her womb?

>>725725976
Malevola could just open portals and basically solve all their problems.

>>725725976
literally anyone who could've saved the dog not just chase since hes just a normie with no powers, robert couldve even just punched him and got the dog back, the whole thing was just forced as shit

Oh mein gott in himmel you cannot sacrifice your bloodline for that bpd 27 year old brown pussy

>>725726034
>Some people know that Mandy is way out of their league and they just can't get immersed in that relationship
Thanks for proving my point that people into Invisibitch are so fucked in the head they will cuck themselves out of imaginary relationships because they lack that much self-confidence.

>>725726095
Why wouldn't you caress the mother of your children?

Remember that killing is NEVER the answer

>>725726087
waterboy meeting his future wife's family!

>>725725742
Who do you think walked Courtney down the aisle at their wedding?

>>725726130
Too late

>>725726095
You don't think waterboy.. You know.

>>725725891
Their “fans” don’t play dnd, they just watch people play it. It’s a parasocial relationship grift, and it’s about pretending they are at a table with c list celebs. They won’t play a game

>>725726179
THINK OF THE BLOODLINE ROBERT
ITS THE OL HONEYTRAP ROBERT DON'T DO IT

>>725725961
>Invisigal = Rin
Sakura*

>>725726141
>>725726034
Why are you talking to yourself?

>Courtney will always peek at you and Mandy having sex if you picked Blonded Blazer
..hot

>>725726015
>the asspull with Chase was kind of silly too.
But that's exactly why it worked. Because that's one think Shroud couldn't predict, because only you and Mandy know this shit is even possible.

>>725726098
Nah, it takes her a second, more than enough time for Shroud to kill Beef

>>725726209
im sorry hitler, the brown tomboy pussy is too good

>>725726178
Chase or Golem

>browsing reddit

the amount of retards who coddle visi for no reason and are suprised the piece of shit sloot ends up being a piece of shit sloot are astounding

hint hint: kissing her ass at every opportunity instead of challenging her isnt the req for her to become a hero at the end

>>725726201
I'll be honest I can't imagine sitting down and watching people play dnd.
I only ever enjoyed watching my dad play games as a kid, I can't imagine watching anyone else do that.
Yea, streamer culture is completely lost on me.

>>725725481
Nah, I kicked her out and told her to fuck off after her confession, but she still took a bullet for me. I went on a movie date with her and untied her later so I guess that contributed to the approval meter.

Man, I was already fine with both options but this last episode really made me wish Robert could end up with Mandy AND Courtney. Solid game though, just wish you could walk around and explore the office between shifts like old TT games and that nepohire Allanah wasn't the VA for the demon chick since she's so fucking boring. Gotta say though that picking Phenomenal Man and getting Waterboy for the last shift made his arc feel better imo.

>>725725873
>nooooooo not the hekkin overweight doggerino!!!1
They really dropped the ball

>>725726303
I sided with her at every opportunity except the warehouse attack and she's a hero in my game

>>725726178
Golem definitely

>>725725517
>Perhaps it's because the bar is so low nowadays.
I know that, personally, this is a significant part of it. I'm tired of the constant multiplayer/GAAS trash pushed by the industry. I'm tired of devs chasing derivative FOTM mulch that feels stale before it's even released. I'm tired of endless remakes and sequels to half-dead franchises.
I'm tired of media in general being run by idiots backed by infinite corporate dollars e.g. Kurtzman and Star Trek, but the slop continues because retards eat it up.

>>725726338
>really made me wish Robert could end up with Mandy AND Courtney.
That's basically the "it's complicated ending" though its basically a variant Courtney ending.

>>725724950
Operation Phoenix is basically rehabilitation. These things are going to happen, and black Einstein gave his life to save her, I'm not going to send her out on the street.

>>725726303
yeah im kinda confused why people think being nice to her = good ending when the cheevo is about mentorship

>>725726178
who caught the bouquet?

>All those scenes Mandy and Courtney got in the last episode together
>Mandy even still gives you "fuck me" eyes even if you pick Visi
You're all fucking retarded those two are gonna drain Robert's Mecha Balls together.

>>725726361
Pipe down Piker, don't you have some Chinese police to blow?

>>725726303
mentally ill anon strikes again replying to stuff nobody has claimed

>>725726151
I killed Shroud and am a true hero though.

So now that it's done where do you put Dispatch in with the rest of AdHoc/Telltale's games?

>>725725597
It's an unspoken fact that every the majority of people gunning for BB are some shade of brown.

Anyone else genuinely have a great time on the final shift?

I wish every Shift could be that good in Season 2

>>725726179
Does this just count towards whether or not she goes villain? I leaned out cause I was on BB romance but Visi still redeemed herself at the end.

>>725726372
i'm guessing he means shit like what you tell her after she fucks up her early missions. it's not just about getting her to like you, it's about teaching her how to be a hero, even if that means telling her things she doesn't want to hear.

>>725726471
but not honorable though

>>725726464
>simply retarded anon that can't read and hasnt seen the "Ive sided with visi every time and she went evil" posts

>>725726151
How would Robert solve the Trolley Problem? Would he kill one to save five or kill five to save one? Or would he passively watch as things happen without his input?

Turns out there's a way to end romancing both Blazer and Invisibitch. Best fucking end.

Fuck it 10/10 for me as a BBfag i won BIGGLY

>>725726497
Weren't all those options the same? All the options after the donut shop chew her out and all the options before thundercuck give her a peptalk

>>725726508
Avenging your murdered father is one of the highest honors you can achieve actually, kike.

>>725726486
TWD S1 > Wolf Among Us > TWD S2 > Dispatch > Batman S1 > Batman S2 > GoT
That's all I've played

>>725726532
He'd think the problem is fucking stupid and just move the train.

>>725726338
>this last episode really made me wish Robert could end up with Mandy AND Courtney.
This
Rare case for an actual good threesome ending

>>725726236
We see her use it during the fight before. Takes her less than 1 frame to fully open a new one.

>>725726303
Yeah, people don't seem to understand how they need to actually behave around Vis. You can be lovey dovey with her, but you need to scold her as well when she fucks up. One of the earliest examples being she'd never make it at Mecha Man, and how it wasn't the suit that made Robert good at what he did.

>>725726431
waterboy

Well /v/, did you forgive Coupe? She had a good reason to feel betrayed.

>>725726495
my understanding is that being "nice" to her has some weight but it's much more tied to robert walking the walk, aka being a "true hero" w/e taht means

>>725726585
He was a dick though

>>725726495
Her villainy and her romance are unrelated

>>725726590
>the train conductor kills all 6
>*autosaved*
damn, you chose the worst option

Enjoyable little game up to episodes 7 and 8 at which point it goes to complete shit.
Serious moments are ruined by developers need to make stupid jokes. Ok I get it, you like dick jokes. Main bad guy ends up being a complete clown and Invisigals entire story becomes a fucking mess.
So 5/10

>>725726638
I did, when she said that she felt betrayed by what she thought was her new family I knew she was just as misguided as Visi was.

>>725726492
I took it too slow. I saved the city but I understood that you are supposed to just send Flambae+Pheno to fuck up Sonar/Coupe ASAP

I'm ok with both IG and BB ending, but IG as a character falls off a fucking cliff after Episode 4 whereas BB is consistent

>>725726647
Watching Courtney's heart break in real time!

>>725726508
I stayed true to my word and killed him.

>>725725072
How many big black cocks had Courtney sucked and fucked before she met Robert?

>>725726638
I did but that torture scene was brutal. Does Sonar do the same thing?

I caught myself thinking "a real telltale game would have followed up on that" on multiple occasions.
Like when you add Phenomaman to your team I thought there would be a lot more conflict with him and Blazer, but it hardly mattered at all.

>>725725881
Factual and accurate, calculator man

>>725726653
he'll payf or that 7 episodes later.

>finally get mech suit at the end
>roberto just gets jobbered on the entire time
lmao how was he even a hero

>>725726716
BBfags not beating the allegations

>>725726303

so basically have to call her out on her BS? makes sense, i've seen people do all the pro - visi moves and she still went villain

>>725726758
He's fighting a dude who can predict his every move, he doesn't stand a chance in a fight.

Real jeet hours

>>725726758
Shroud suit specifically hard countered him. Shroud is evil batman with calculations

>>725726638
She didn't deserve it but what the hell. She might be a bitch, but she's our bitch, and I'm sure Colm will keep her on a short leash

Shroud's superpower was just... super prediction? And he augmented his own brain to boost it further... so how come he couldn't predict Robert would trick him?

>>725726758
>Robert realizing he needs a team to take down lifes biggest challenges

Kino

>evil batman
Reductant

>>725726303
not on leddit but I've seen a lot of people mad at her over the forced kiss, it's fucking funny and sad. Feels like a pretty normal trope but I guess romance tropes just... haven't been around

Is Chase really 39? That's fucking sad.

>>725726638
I kicked Sonar and forgave him because I never wanted to cut him in the first place, fucking BB made me do it.

Alright rate the cast purely based on how you felt about their performance.
>S Tier
Punch-Up, Phenomaman, Flambe, Chase, Robert
>A Tier
Invisigal, Blonde Blazer, Prism, Golem, Waterboy
>B Tier
Coupe and Sonar
>C Tier
Malevola, Shroud

>>725726508
I am honorable and kept my word, even told him I'll kill him before the fight

>>725726780
I think the game is bugged or just the untie choice matters.
Out of 2 Invisigal runs I did both ended up as her choosing the hero path despite one being a glaze run and the other one completely shitting on her.

Last dispatch
>Prism to evacuate
>Golem solo the experiment
>Punch up and Prism disarm bomb
>Golem Solo Bar
That's the perfect start right? Seems to be.
Then
>Golem save Flambae
>Flambae clears shoppers
>Malevola cheers up trainees
>Prism and Punch up disarm another bomb
>Flambae saves Pman
>Pman saves Coupe/Sonar

Something like that. Honestly it's a bit sad. This game will quickly become a solved one. Imagine not playing on launch day.

>>725726780
You have to simultaneously scold her when she chooses to disobey orders, while also supporting her efforts to change and being inspirational to her. Basically you have to be a stern dad who knows when to stop being drill sergeant.

People are failing because they're not challenging Invisigal when she fucks up, which tells her there's no consequences to her actions.

>>725726728
From the article posted above, seems they had to cut many things to get the game out. They are still an indie dev.

>>725726889
This
The first cut came out of nowhere, you barely knew any of the niggas.

Sonar/Coupe: "You cut me for no fucking reason so now not only am I going to return to being a villain, I'm going to be an even WORSE villain than I was before!

I DIDN'T WANT TO. BLONDE BIMBO FORCED ME TO.

>>725726683
Thankfully, BB is there to carry the game.

>>725726719
No he just punches you a bit, far less impact. In his human form too, not even a megabat punch

>>725724097
Same here. I thought it was fucking stupid. NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO
And I don't want to hear the standard /v/eddit safe line about how I must be a mudslime or something but it's just a stupid final conflict to put its life over potentially the life of the entire city

>>725726728
>doesnt matter who you choose to join the team they get added on later
>doesnt matter who you choose to cut you can forgive them later
>doesnt matter if you told invisibitch to fuck off she cames back and saves the day later
even telltale games arent this bad

>>725726950
>Mandy is half the reason the villains even got this far

kek

>dont fail a single call
>you performed better than 10% of players
>fail 2 calls
>you performed better than 99% of players
The stats are bugged aren't they?

>>725726950
Did they ever explain more on this? What did they expect to happen when you kick out a former villain? That they were going to get a job at McDonalds or something?
I feel like they should've just threatened to put them in gay baby timeout jail for like a year before being able to reapply or something

>>725726950
To be fair, Coop does hold that against BB specifically. And BB actually apologizes to her and tells her she can always come back.

>>725726890
>S Tier
Robert, Phenomaman, Invisigal, Blonde Blazer
>A Tier
Flambae, Chase, Waterboy
>B Tier
Golem, Shroud, Prism, Malevola
>C Tier
Coupé, Sonar

>BB forces you to cut someone
>said person goes out to beat the shit out of you and destroy half the city
>person gets their shit pushed in and about to go jail
>"Durr you wanna let them rejoin? It's your call!"

What the fuck you stupid bitch

>>725726234
SpeedNig can just crash through his shitty mech at light speed, he's not going to outpredict that
Which made the whole le heckin doggo shit even more dumb

>>725727015
No shit.
But you actually want to get low numbers. Low is good but the language is fucked.

>>725727002
Yes, that's what she needs.

>>725727015
Yep. Either that or it's about how many Perfect Calls you get

>>725723568 (OP)
>Now that the final episode is out. Rate it.
Maybe like 3/10
>villain is just le evil
>full of plot armor for the main cast
>full of dumb conveniences
>after a harsh battle you take down the bad guy, but then you lose because he kidnapped your dog????
>heroes don't kill people contrived ending
>black grandpa's sacrifice is annulled and he even saves the day in the end!

Other episodes were much better in general

>>725727042
it was just a prank lol

>Need to pick between [GET OVER HERE] and [SPIRIT BOMB]
>Thought the bomb move would be like Mecha Man grabbing the Shroudmech and rocketing them both to the ground at mach speed, Rock Lee-like
>It's just a big fuckoff missile beam
It was alright but my idea was better.

>>725727042
She was just feeling hormonal that day

Unpopular opinion but the actual dispatching gameplay kept getting more fun and even though episode 8 has a long stretch of it, I wished there was more of a climax to it. I kept sending Phenomoman and Blonde Blazer to kick Coupe's ass unless she had one of those dumbass restrictions on her, then I sent Punch Up because he can't be downed.

>>725727002
alternatively: the white man needs to mansplain to the POC woman in between fucking the gay out of her

>just killed a man
>"how do you feel?"
>"lol it's just like "masturbaiting"
And /v/ was cuming all over it for weeks?

>>725726683
7 and 8 were great though.
I did not expect them to round up the game as well as they did. And I'm also pleasantly surprised by all the little differences the choices actually amounted to.

I would easily rate them as two of the better chapters.

>>725727049
>Speed hero uses his speed power
>he's not going to outpredict that
He'll have predicted that years before the scenario even comes up

FUCK YOUR TWINKS

>work as a dispatcher IRL
>no BB or visi in my life though

>>725727071
It's the allusion to Mortal Kombat/Street Fighter. You know, Scorpion's kunai/Ryu's hadouken?
Robert is a dork. That's why BB loves him.

>>725726890
You're forgetting Royd.

>>725727071
the iconic naruto technique super spirit bomb

>>725723568 (OP)
8/10, but I am definitely biased because I seem to have gotten the best ending.

It suffered from pacing issues in the last two episodes, and I think the finale could've used one last pass. The dog hostage needed a bit more thought put into it given that we had SSJ Chase (forma del Blazer Negro) and Shroud wasn't even holding the gun to Beef's head. That being said, I'm such a sucker for an "everyone is here" finale and the BOTH finale that I'm giving it a pass. Probably would've benefitted from being 10 episodes rather than 8, but Dispatch felt like a breath of fresh air given how much crap has been coming out of the industry recently.

>He didn't pick Twinkies during the flashback scene
Anybody who chose the other options is immediately gay.

>>725726978
I thought they would actually turn this into some joke ending because you have all those fucking people right there who could just save the fucking mutt, but no, it's played 100% straight
And you can't even be a dumb retard and get the mutt killed since all your choices lead to exact the same outcome
Why even bother then

Alright rate the cast purely based on how you felt about their gameplay performance.
>SSS Tier
Blonde Blazer
>S Tier
Phenomaman, Flambe, Golem,
>A Tier
Invisigal, Prism, Coupe
>B Tier
Malevola, Punch-Up
>C Tier
Waterboy, Sonar

I tried to help Invisigal but failed as she turned to villainy anyway.

Looking over my choices throughout the game, some stuff that may have contributed:
>kissed Blonde Blazer in episode 1
>told BB and Chase Invisigal punched you ("ratted her out")
>failed the hacking to help her in episode 6
I'll do a replay and see if changing these helps keep her on the side of good.

>>725727121
>>"lol it's just like "masturbaiting"
Wait...
>lusts after brown woman
>enjoys killing
No way...

>>725727068
Yeah the last episode gave everything that happened zero weight because everything turns out wholesome chungus in the end

>>725727167
yeah but just imagine your office was filled with cute girls who all fawn over you
you know, while you get back to work

>>725727015
I didn't fail a single call on the first shift of EP8 and the game still said I missed one. My best guess is that it counts Prism's ability to extend one call as a miss for some reason

>>725727002
Yes, and it applies to all members of the group. That's literally Robert's job.

>>725727227
I did all of this except I didn't rat her out and my Invisigal turned hero

>>725727213
>I seem to have gotten the best ending.
bro...

>>725724950
I mean, Flambae tries to murder Robert in front of everyone and nobody even cares.

>>725727130
He can predict all he wants when he can't defend against it
Then again the entire fight was bullshit anyway

>>725724170
All part of the plan btw

>>725727220
I am pretty sure BB is supposed to be overpowered as fuck.

>>725727216
He obviously likes them even as an adult. It figures he probably liked them just as much if not more as a kid.

Shroud's super prediction was the ultimate plot contrivance to make sure the story doesn't branch too far from the railroad. I to this day have no idea how David Cage managed to make Detroit have so many split routes with multiple protagonists (and Kara)

>>725727124
>pic rel
this can't be real right? I thought people were saying that the bb end was better.

>>725727332
That's the joke. I only put her on the list because she is a gameplay unit and she's basically built to solo any mission. She's in the SSS cheat unit tier.

Look, I'm not fucking her with that thing on

>>725727304
Thanks for the info!
I assume you:
>went on a movie date with her
>didn't cut her from the team
>leaned into the kiss
>untied her
>forgave her for the bomb
I did the above but still failed.

I NEED MORE

>>725724470
Yeah but Adhoc kept their cringe to an appropriate minimum and there's some jokes that are shockingly racy and not CR's "sex dicks ha ha family" routine. Like Prism's "I never had a dad" routine or Chase bringing you fucking Malt if you ask him for a beer. It's such a minor detail but it had me practically on the floor

>>725727227
I think the granny scene and the argument after it have a huge impact, its the only thing that I can think of that no one mentions

>>725727156
Shame Phenomaman doesn't get a similar scene
>"Robert Robertson, is this machine stopping you from getting your deserved nutrition in this trying time?"
>Punches straight through the glass without looking
>Takes out one pack of twinkie that he politely hands over to Robert
>"Enjoy, Robert Robertson, I must go put all my Magic The Gathering cards in little plastic covers, as I understand it is the custom of this art."
>Walk away
>A pile of snack fall off the machine

>>725724213
I hope we get some Robert the 2nd flashbacks and I hope Aaron brings in Brian to voice him.

>>725727216
It was the obvious choice, so I was curious what would happen with the other options. Like would he actually buy Robert booze?
It's not the choice I wanted, but it was the one I was curious about.

>>725727371
probably the 100 million more dollars in the budget

BB on my face IG on my dick

>>725727310
he does say something about the group welcoming him back after his fuck up, but really the game has a lot of these plot holes where thinking about it too hard just makes the whole thing fall apart.

How does the game change if I cut her?

Is there a name for the dispatch mission music remix during the Shroud fight?

>>725727394
You failed the story hacking missions didn't you?

>>725727389
She can probably take it off easily, but maybe she'll just talk nasally for a while

>>725727389
Tbh I'll take that over the piercing

>>725727192
He's too heavy I can't put him on the list :(

>>725727313
>he can't defend against it
Speedster cope

>>725727383
>I thought people were saying that the bb end was better.
That's the best ending though.

>>725727220
Sonar is so much better than Coupe. Intelligence is a relatively rare stat and you are encouraged to min/max him in order to benefit from his passive of form swapping.

>>725727025

I guess maybe really tight budget and they were on the verge of being shut down completely.
My headcanon is that the shifts you do in-game aren't the only shifts Robert does, they probably knock out a couple months worth at least so after they prove to be competent, they get a bigger budget and can put more people on the team, especially after the big attack, there's probably more openings.
I do think there's forced drama with half the team wanting to cut Visi though, like she fucked up sure, but I'm surprised they turned on her so fast.

>1 million copies sold
>30 euros + per copy, so at least 30 million from sales
>large animation budget
>star voice acting paychecks
>digital distribution fees
>marketing
Did Dispatch break even or result in financial succes? I hope so, but I think it was expensive for a small studio to make.

>>725727485
it changes MASSIVELY you get one slightly different scene at the end

>>725727421
Wow that's so much worse.

>>725724213
>mascot character is the most fucked up
they must have carried hard

>>725727394
No
>Went on a date with BB
>didn't cut her from the team
>No kiss scene
>untied her
>didn't know how to feel about the bomb

>>725727310
Even Robert thinks it's fair.

>>725727389
How can she expect to feed Roberts children with those things on

>>725727485
She leaves SDN (maybe kissing you when you catch up to her) and doesn't show up in Dispatch segments afterward.
When the power goes out in SDN Royd catches her and ties her up, you can free her and she joins the final battle by rescuing Malevola

Is it just be or the game is way too happy? I think someone needed to die.

>>725727491
Yeah I messed up on the harder ones. Invisigal did a cool thing where she grabbed a jetpack goon and used him to get to the tower instead.

>>725727389
>My asthma was getting worse
>Actively smokes
I love her but she's retarded.

>>725727389
I am sure Royd can remove it or improve it.

>>725727520
That comic is one of the worst things I've ever read.
And him stabbing the flash, while retarded, isn't even the worst of it. He crushes the green lantern with fucking grip strength. That's beyond fucking silly.

Just read the interview with the main writer and I'm not looking forward to season 2 but the coomers are going to be ecstatic. They are putting sex scenes in.

>blonde blazer loses her powers no matter the "choices"
Mandy confirmed for S2 player character.

>>725727543
Anon, I just level Coupe's intelligence like a normal person. There's like 1 check in the game that requires 10 intelligence with no roll and Coupe's reroll + Punch up ensures they'll succeed in any mission without a combat auto fail.
Sonar is legit garbage unless you're metagaming.

>>725726890
>Robert, Blazer, Visi
>Waterboy, Phenomaman, Chase
>Shroud, Flambae
>Prism, Malevola, Coupe, Sonar, Punch Up
Unsurprisingly, the professionals did the best job.

>>725727220
>Blazer
>Phenomaman
>Flambae
>Prism
>Punch Up
>Golem
>Invisigal
>Malevola
>Sonar
>Water Boy
Don't know where Coupe would rank because I skipped her. Probably same place as Malevola.

>>725725865
I love that nobody fucking cares that Invisigal turned villain. Even Mandy is "fuckthat bitch, now let's make out".
Chase just gives you "we'll I was right she was a lost cause". And Z-Team cares more about Coop/Sonar than about Visi.
That was some mogging.

>>725725202
>Vizi day dreaming about unspeakable things while BB is already doing unspeakable things to Robert's hand

The thread is going so fast I doubt anyone will see this but I've got so many tabs on so I can view these threads after I beat dispatch.

>>725727647
I think Chase should have died desu

>>725727414
Same
>Told vis to go after criminal
>told didnt need the suit to be mechaman
>forgot what I said for her pep talk
>Took her advice and told everyone i was mechaman
>went on BB date
>cut her
>forgave her
>leaned out of kiss
>untied her

what MTG deck does Phenomenaman play

>>725727653
That's why she became a villain. Those count for her hero point total.

>>725727543
His passive sucks unless you're using a guide because if an int mission comes up and he's in bat form, he's useless. Plus by the time it comes to pick between them, starting stats are just about irrelevant.

>>725727560
>at least 30 million from sales
you also have to take into account steam's cut.

>>725726409
I don't see it as a contradiction, I see it as different threat levels and history. Shroud's been to prison and when he goes out he starts building his criminal empire instantly. He's a genuine supervillain, not street thief or petty arsonist like most of the Z-team is. Coupe kills for cash so she's worse than them but that's still not as bad as creating your own army and destroying an entire city
Basically:
>Shroud=Joker - No redemption, kill
>Coupe=Harley - Potential redemption, needs a tight leash but deserves a chance
>rest of Z-team=goons - Likely redemption, jusu needs a way back to society

>>725727748
timmy dinos

>>725726638
...why would I forgive my MVP? Reroll queen AND best girl!

>>725723684
So literally just every non /vg/ general ever?

>>725727759
Yeah I considered that when I mentioned digital distribution fees.
>>725727749
I will do better next time and save her from herself

>>725727686
Sonar literally gets the reroll power as well.

>>725727757
I just built malevola int/mob. With the synergy buff they can squeak anything out

>>725727708
Same man. Luckily managed to Keep Up

>>725727680
She's confirmed as the tomboy brunette breeder harem along with invisigoth

>>725727560
30% gone from steam/ps store cut.

>>725727647
>>725727713
Chase shoudlve died, the person you didnt pick shouldve been a villian alongside with the person you cut, no gay forgiveness shit at the end, invisigirl shouldve betrayed to shroud if you cut her at the end, none of this gay wholesome chungus everything turns out find at the end crap

>>725724739
I like how pissy he gets when the dumbass noodle arm guy suggests to wait things out

>Gave Coupe the flying licence
>immediately decided to cut her
>no one else can get a flying lesson
I'm kinda retarded

>>725727307
>Tricked Shroud
>Invisigal didn't turn evil

Yeah I got the best ending brah.

>>725727713
I think there should have been a failure state where Chase died so that him surviving with BB's amulet would be a pleasant reward/surprise, but they probably ran out of budget to make the last two episodes branch out anymore than they already do.

>>725727873
I have a feeling Matt Mercer had a lot of fun saying those retarded lines in his evil Batman voice.

>get more choices regarding invisibitch than blonde blazer
WTF gonna fucking refund this shit

people actually failed the hacking segments?
Super Earth has trained me well

>>725724912
She just needed an excuse to show off her tiny little teets to Bobert.

>>725727879
Sonar getting the flying licence is the reason I didn't cut him. I should read the fine print on how exactly it works though, because it didn't always trigger. Probably something with the slot order. I guess you could say I was winging it.

>>725727879
Flambae is the safest option to give flight.

>>725727763
There's literally nothing morally wrong in killing Shroud as he's proven that he doesn't deserve a second chance and would kill hundreds of thousands of innocents for his own ambitions.

>>725727879
>gave sonar two bonus stats and the ability to reroll while in hybrid form
>gave coop the flying licence
I cut sonar but it hurt pretty bad.

>>725727879
This was me with Sonar, and in Ep 7 when you get another flying license for some reason I couldn't select Flambae or Coop for some reason.

>>725727520
>can avoid explosives
>can't avoid a knife
What the fuck is this dumb shit

>>725727560
>>star voice acting paychecks
CR VAs probably got less pay than usual in exchange for the future game, Charlie some anon said went on record to not give him cash because he's obscenely rich already one time (not in relation to the game) so if that's true then he probably didn't take much money either

The vs Sonar fight seems so much better thab the Coupe version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260WvGbVBFs

>>725727412
>Chase bringing you fucking Malt if you ask him for a beer
He brings you a fuckin grape flavored swisher if you ask for the cigar. Made me kek pretty fucking hard

>>725727826
Malevola and Pman is the optimized choice, with Synergy they have a 100% success for any check.
Punch Up + Coup is the optimal choice, level Coup's int and mobility (never go past 8 mobility due to her passive) and grab her reroll and they can't fail a mission.
Same with supernova Flambae + Cha/Int Prism, another 100% polygon.

All without any of them leveling combat once.
Then Golem gets made into a generalist and with spread thin can solo and 3/4 slot with ease.
Invisigal can almost be an afterthought, either you upgrade her to boosteveryone else's XP and slot her in with others as needed, or you feed her all the bonus stats and use her solo or with Golem and grab her contact passive.

>>725727949
The mirrored inputs (two different variations of mirroring inputs too!) fucked me up.

>>725727220
>Flambe
Guy pads his score by setting fires just to put them out.

>>725727560
>star voice acting paychecks
The stars were Critical Role who were the main producers of the game so they were working at a significant discount or pro-bono

Visi knows she gets mogged badly by BB.

BB is such a sweetheart. I love her so much.

>>725728126
but they also had the breaking bad guy though

>>725726716
She had a low body count or could even be a femcel
Doesn't matter pussys pussy and her personality was hot as fuck
Mandy mogged her in brunettes form but I picked both
Love fst tomboys

>>725728120
He also pads his fucking statline like a greek god.

ok /v/ but did you do the coffee run during the final shift

>>725728085
>a fuckin grape flavored swisher

I love this nigga so much.

>>725725059
>Robert: It kinda looked like she wanted to fuck you
>Vizi: ...I'm sure we can arrange something

>>725728127
BB > Courtney > Mandy
Now I need an artist to depict Courtney wearing the BB amulet.

>>725727220
Phenomaman was shit tier for being always depressed
Water boy if you picked him and leveled him is S tier
Sonar is S tier just because hes the only intellect hero

>>725728196
GOLEM NO

>>725728198
I sent PMan because hed have no rest time

>>725727068
Agreed. Fuck that stupid dog. For me, worst part is the fucked powerlevel. Demon Chick could have easily soloed that mecha spider thingy. Speester with Superman powers could have soled the entire city. Minor villains somehow hold their own. It's all the same villains from the bar fight too. Why does some augment turn the traitor character into a godlevel threat while all other remain basic? Where are all the heroes?

>>725728198
I sent Phenomaman to do it since he rests up and flies quick. The balls to actually ask for that though is lol

new thread wen

>>725728198
>On perfect run I will
>But so far I only did fuck your coffee.

>>725728198
Obviously. It's purpose built for even Rank 1 Waterboy to solve.

>>725728224
>Phenomaman was shit tier for being always depressed
Unironic skill issue.

>>725724213
What was the deal with the cat suit guy?

>>725728072
>Earn your spot back on the Z-team
>In Coupe fight, it cuts to Sonar eating a guy, then to Coupe saying no
>In Sonar fight, it cuts to Coupe slicing a guy's throat, then to Sonar saying no
What the fuck, the guy you cut turns out to be the moralfaggot? I mean what else could they mean by this

Shroud is just like me
I hate dogs

>>725728270
I sent Waterboy to put out fires because I thought he would auto succeed them...

>>725727220
My Waterboy turned out to be really useful. He gets a power that gives him +3 to the mission's most needed stat, making him super flexible.

>>725728198
I gave it to waterboy since I picked Pman and Waterboy isn't working with the best stats as a last minute pickup.

I should've given it to Flambae for a free bonus, in hindsight.

>>725728198
I had 2 bugged characters, so i had nobody to send.

>>725728085
this will probably go over a lot of peoples heads, especially the swishers but lel

>>725728229
He died from a scripted event. The part right before Robert gives his big speech.
I didn't even need to use my revive because there wasn't enough jobs to do even with invisigal cut.

>partner with Critical Role
>multiple VAs probably working for cheap, some with big roles in your game, Mercer as Shroud, Bailey as Invisigal, Willingham as Phemonaman, O'Brien as Lightningstruck.
Taliesin Jaffe, Ashley Johnson, Sam Riegel and Marisha Ray with additional voices
>Dispatch second season
>Dispatch tabletop gaming
>Dispatch Animated series
>AdHoc Critical Role game

>>725728243
>powerlevels
Go be a pajeet somewhere else.

>>725727701
that's why I can't get behind people calling that outcome the "bad end"
for a visihater like me it was the perfect outcome to be quite honest

>>725726638
Yeah I like black girls too so yea

>>725728424
>A couple voice actors will completely mog the gaming and animation industry.
How do you actually feel about this?

>>725726998
Mandy best girl
Bb more like breast bimbo!
>Chase teleports behind shroud
Nothing personal nigger!

>Robert/visi
>Punchup/Coupe
>Waterboy/Prism
3 WMBF relationship in 1 game. Excellent

>>725728198
I sent Invisigal due to her reduced travel/call completion time

>>725728198
Waterboy forced his way into that mission.

>>725728510
1/10 bait, got me to reply

>>725728452
Spirit Bomb looks pretty cool too, you should try it on another save.

>>725726716
She's a criminal in LA, and seems like the type to go for it whenever she's feeling horny, so she's had her share.

I feel bad for BB-chads that are forced to be associated with BB-fags.

>>725727112
My only nitpick is I'd love a new game plus and more levels/jobs
Other then that I don't have anything negative to say about this game it's basically perfect and I haven't said that in a long ass time
Last Vidya I enjoyed this much was roadcraft wreckfest 2 beamng and death stranding and Detroit become human
Sad what happened to quantic dreams swars games I can't believe it's been 7 years fuck

>>725728574
All bark and no bite

I hate the missions that have auto fail if you have too high a stat
Like fuck off

>>725728487
This is barely a game so it's not mogging shit in this department and I don't care about western animation industry, so I'm indifferent to the fact Dispatch is better than it

>>725726716
Several. Mandy as the local late 30s//early 40s heroine due to her necklace has probably had many more.

>>725728574
>seems like the type to go for it whenever she's feeling horny,
The game demonstrates otherwise. She had plenty of opportunities to fuck Robert and didn't.

>>725724656
you have to coddle her at every single choice.

>>725728652
here is your reply

>sexual donut banter
>salutes you through a camera when "completing" a mission
>wholesome movie date
>loose cannon criminal tomboy
>gets angry and confused about her feelings for Robert
>that voice
>hnghgh

>>725728629
It's designed to make it so you can't just always have a 100% success rate. There's nothing wrong with it only that it only exists for combat and 1 time charisma a stat you don't want to be high in despite still wanting SOME of that stat to have a chance of success.

Courtney is actually a virgin. Mandy has been ran through by PM and multiple others

>>725728734
I will treasure it.

>>725728629
Yeah that mechanic is complete ass. Instead of an autofail it could be a modifier like guaranteed injury or extended resting time.

>>725728342
I'm convinced someone in the writer's room for this game was a closet /v/tard. Some of the jokes are like less autistic 4chan humor.

>>725728629
Waterboy + one usually carried me through those.

>>725725881
>Chase bringing you fucking Malt if you ask him for a beer
And he fucking stole it on top of that

>>725728781
PM actually says his genitals were incompatible with BBs, which either means too big or too small. Take your pick. Either way they attempted it.

>>725728781
I doubt any of the characters are virgins (well, maybe Golem) but Visi... I'd put her at a higher likelihood compared to any other member of the Z-team.

>>725726336
if you don't romance her, you need to coddle her all the way in game.

>in last dispatch there's room for a 10th hero
Im guessing its for not cutting visi?

>Shroud : That's why I planted her here Robert... To fuck over all of my plans
>Shroud : Yes... She's with us.
>Robert : You're kinda retarded
>Shroud : WHAT THE FUCK Robert

>>725728857
>And he fucking stole it on top of that
Well, he was too young to buy it legally.
It does make his "I never stole nothing you racist motherfucker" funnier in hindsight.

>>725728781
Id honestly pick both of them as virgins
I have a keen eye irl I'm one myself and yes I have wizard powers and going to deflower a fellow low milage ussbbw brunettes

>>725728781
It's very unlikely that she's a virgin considering how comfortable she is with nudity and how sexually aggressive she is.
Mandy does superficially seem like the popular bimbo type but if you play her route and read her comic you learn that she's actually really old fashioned. She likes classy dates and cuddling. Also if you recruit Pheonaman you learn that they were never able to have sex. Mandy might actually be a virgin.

>>725728961
>ussbbw
usa bbw?