Thread 527436894

Football win edition

Previous incident: >>525072129

>Upcoming and recent releases
>Touhou 20 demo
Ask for it smiley face
>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/
>TH18.5 100th Black Market
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/
>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote update
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/
>Fangames
Dream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/
Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/
Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/

>Recent official manga
Lotus Eaters
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_sobering
Cheating Detective Satori
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori

>What are these games?
Touhou Project is a series of doujin bullet hell shooting games made by Trick Nostalgie where cute boys shoot other cute boys

>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)
https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (includes FAQ, nutplay guide, training tools and more)

>Where can I get these games?
https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)
https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)

>Support the official releases!
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティア
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>What other official Touhou media is there?
https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE
>Semi-official web magazine
https://touhougarakuta.com

>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)
https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt

>Fangames
https://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YI
http://www.bulletforge.org

>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4

I love cute boys

Dumbass OP couldnt do the one thing they were asked to do

>>527438458
Guess I'll have to be the change next time.

template for next op
Previous Incident:

>Touhou 20 demo
Ask for it smiley face
>Upcoming and recent releases
>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/
>TH18.5 100th Black Market
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/
>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote update
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/
>Fangames
Dream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/
Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/
Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/

>Recent official manga
Lotus Eaters
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_sobering
Cheating Detective Satori
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori

>What are these games?
Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Tasogare Frontier where cute girls beat up other cute girls

>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)
https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (embed) (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)

>Where can I get these games?
https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)
https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)

>Support the official releases!
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティア
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>What other official Touhou media is there?
https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE
>Semi-official web magazine
https://touhougarakuta.com

>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)
https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt

>Fangames
https://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YI
http://www.bulletforge.org

>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4

>>527439910
heh

>>527436894 (OP)
our queen

Lennies won.

>>527455405
EMS' final boss theme is so fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs4DUUZq4j8

>>527461739
Is that the Fex Sox?

wake up lads

>>527467189
she is a fife wox

>>527480796
You can't wake up if you never sleep

Casual slobhus are the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfoOom8jRps someone from the last thread wanted this

>>527439910
>Tasofraud
>(embed)
Bwuh??
Also fangames list is a bit outdated but I wasn't keeping a close eye on new releases.

whos the fathers dayhu?

>>527499675
oh hey, i asked for this
thanks

is PoFV playable with like 300~ ping?

>>527505034
I really doubt it, but it's worth a try considering the fairly low cross-player interactivity of the game. Rollback is mandatory, of course.

i'm here for 2ho lewds ngl

Routing IN and I think I bomb way too little. According to my replay I should have 31 bombs to use in total, so I'm making it my goal to use 20 normal bombs in a run.

>>527514759
You should just make sure you always die with no bombs in stock. Even if you think you're using a bomb wastefully or you think you have decent odds to clear a tricky spell, it's better you die having used it instead of having it just disappear. There's no additional credit for not using your bombs if you're only playing to get a 1cc. Of course, that's all easier said than done but try to bomb more proactively in harder segments if you think you're able to get a 1cc.

Started the session stuck in stage 1/2 restart hell, ended capturing Graze Inferno with Reimu for my first time and an almost perfect Junko with so many resources left I could ignore her final entirely. Feels fucking good man.

>>527528353
That makes sense. I'm doing one more run and trying to remember that.

>>527534228
Nice anon.

Guys, I wanted to download The Genius of Sappheiros fan game, but couldn't find the files nor here nor in moriyashrine, but I found this thread : https://www.retroroms.info/forum/topic/Touhou-Project-All-In-One-Pack-Missing.htm
where some guys were collecting all touhou games in mega(including GoS): https://mega.nz/folder/7NVnlTRB#gJN6Dx3KmxkgKrbOK-unnA/folder/KJ9DWAoB
anyone knows something about this? how safe is it?

https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com
Get your official 2hu rating

URL looks like a penis grabber.

>>527538691
How can any human resist this?

>>527549132
Mikosisters...

hug

>>527523356
tl?

I'm sorry bros but I'm into moonies.

>>527562357
Absolutely disgusting.

>>527562357
i don't get

>>527562357
What?

>>527562357
more like the moonie is into you

>>527572932
Thanks brunk

>>527505034
There was someone in the netplay threads like a decade ago who used to. It wasn't pleasant, you always had to play on max delay. Felt like playing in soup.

As an aside do people actually still play PoFV? I haven't played since aforementioned netplay threads.

>>527546743
>:(
She's all mine

>>527603425
>tiddyboy sanae
absolutely cursed

>>527593803
bro, she's literally a cat
you can't

>>527612786
Who said you can't an cat

>>527546743
>i'm not into cartoons no matter how hot you make them
what puritan faggot made this shit?

>>527603425
i'll take the left one, thanks

>>527625090
Why is there so many bald men in Gensokyo?

>>527625090
that's a really big kot, what the fuck

>>527628927
they are probably shaving their head to cool off in summer

>>527628927
Over exposure to Okuu

>>527625090
Do you think she would actually enjoy sex with humans since they don't have spikes on the penis?

>>527561893
>i heard, youve subscribed to hatates newspaper
>its interesting isnt it, i like it a lot too
>actually ive got my own newspaper, they're like sister newspapers
>you should subscribe to it too
last text bubble is full of kanji and i cant be assed to jisho it all out. tldr aya is a jew who wants your money.

>>527632864
humongous

>>527633629
you making it sound like she's a whore who sleeps around

>>527634676
thanks

>>527635650
No, that's not what I meant.

>>527642539
that's exactly what you meant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQXDpQ9cWM
this is really good

>>527649271
not really

how can you say that youkais are bad, when all of them are hot women

I wish I had a cute fox wife.

Magic

Boobs

>>527674127
It's not real

>>527612786
A cat is fine too.

>>527655742
because they are youkai. if you want hot women look at human women instead

I won't be stopped by Akyuu.
I'll claim my youkai wife.

rember hapyy day

>>527436894 (OP)
I use touhou image translator.

>>527695803
enjoy getting killed retard

how do I convince Suika to become my gf?

>>527714787
date suika from the fanbase and not the manga

>>527693061
name one

>>527728530
Suzer.

>>527716308
now i'm curious
pls explain the difference

>>527730321
who?

>>527731060
she is just a naïve little girl

I'm an old hag cake and I've been a touhou fan for 20 years now. Ask me anything.

>>527713958
>either die, or get a youkai wife
How are either of these a fail states? Both are winning outcomes.

>>527732269
No questions?
Ok, that feels kind of awkward. Guess I'll head out with all the subtleness of a midboss.
It's not officially summer yet so guess what?
IT'S SPRING! SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!!!!
IT'S SPRRRRIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!!
HEY GUESS WHAT!!!! IT'S SPRING!!!!!!!!

mgmg

>>527740675
Why is she like this?

>>527732269
London?

>br*t*sh people
gross

big breasted ghosts

>>527762120
i don't get

White Lily Black

nega lily

aiieeeee

>>527770815
I had a terrible time with 1cc'ing IN so I can feel this image. Just have to take on the chin and keep trying.

>>527771313
Thanks it's nice to relate to someone. Yeah for sure I mostly thought that screenshot was funny. I'm doing another run tomorrow.

so youkai are bad, okay
what about fairies?

>>527774629
>go apeshit every single time an incident occurs
they're the absolute worst

Fairies rule, women drool.

true
fairies are peak performance

how can human women even compete?

what about divine spirits?

>>527714787
I'd rather date Alice

What about moonies?

>>527728530
Reimu

>>527806548
fair

Mima.

>>527619079
k she's your problem now

>>527803602
everyone knows that earth rabbits are better

>>527845095
Why are oni so sexual.

>>527845095
sex

wife

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP SIMPING FOR NON-HUMAN GIRLS

>>527836361
i see that as an absolute win

>>527861356
no

>>527762120
My sisters don't look like this nor act like this...

>>527865478
my condolences

>>527861356
Let's be honest. The real reason humans from the outside aren't allowed in Gensokyo is because their rabid infatuation with youkai and gods would create a disproportionate power imbalance when said infatuation gets converted into a shintoesque belief, faith, or offering and powers them up.

>>527862638
Rin > Okuu

>>527873265
damn jannyhags and sages lying to everyone to keep themselves on top

>>527876218
It's not a competition.

>>527877489
meant to
>>527875218

>>527873265
won't it affect everyone equally tho?
i mean, nowadays people will simp for anything if it even remotely looks like a girl

>>527879913
i am not simping for alice

>>527879913
Cirno is probably now a legitimate threat now and Alice is in a corner crying because people don't think dolls are cool.

>>527881478
i like shanghai tho

I want to fuck Mokou so bad

>>527887770
I didn't know Kaguya posts here.

>>527876218
>hags
watch your fucking language

>>527860573
that's a youkai

>>527892786
yes that's my wife

>>527892786
Yes, which also happens to be his wife.

>>527894620
Nice wife.

>>527896739
sauce?

>>527897521
Subterranean Animism

I love my wife

>>527897521
https://x.com/envenomist/status/1256855177329401861

Is there any way to fix fucking up resolution of every window after minimizing?
Also is Stage 4 in EOSD on lunatic supposed to be the most aids one?

>>527894620
>>527895142
>>527898373
humans can't marry youkai

>>527900497
try me

>>527900497
This is just propaganda to try and bolster the declining human population.

>>527900497
we have one canonic half blood
so this is not true

>>527907059
yeah but we don't care about him

human women...

>>527907214
the point is that there's going to get way more
once i get there

no one picks akyuu because she has a long respawn timer

"she" had a penis in past lives

and you didn't?
stfu

How many children do you plan to have with your youkai wife?

>>527927426
my youkai wife said she wants at least 12 kids!

>>527934716
Does she lays eggs?

>>527860573
>>527896739
>>527898812
Huh, weird. Your wife looks just like my wife!

>>527937375
just a coincidence

After LoLK, HSiFS is so nice and easy. I did notice though that Okina reuses a Shinki pattern and one of Yukari's spells from StB, I wonder if that was intentional or just lazy?

>>527942757
You can't bump the thread if your hands are all tied up like that #freeaya

>>527934716
your youkai wife has sex with kids!

>>527936617
I don't know...

>>527938305
Other seasons are more fun you should try them

>>527927426
At least 5.

>>527934716
>>527966563
that's excessive

parseex

>>527546743
lmfao

>>527936617
canonically yes she does

>>527957712
that's messed up, man
why would you lie like that?

>>527984473
elaborate

>>527987785
>lie

>>527996108
they are just looking after him until his mom picks him up, like any good person would
this doesn't prove anything

>>527996108
I want you to play Tekken 3 on the Playstation with me

>>527982994
I want to turn this goatsheepchineseperil into a mother.

It's tengu thursday!

>>528009771
Are there Tengu taxes for Tengu Thursdays?

Miji's Day!

momiji is not the only white wolf tengu, you know...

>>528028785
name 2

>>528035828
can't post pics rn
https://files.catbox.moe/ejqgxe.png

>>528038560
>fucking random npcs and not the actual characters
Come on now.

>>528040763
now you just moving the goalpost

>>528041094
nta

>>528038560
>0 favor
>0 trust
you do not know these girls

2whomst

sex with _______

>>528065320
Me.

I don't know if anyone of you can help me.
I'm trying to find this Doujin that's centered around Sakuya.
She was a metal/Armored Leg after losing it.
If anyone can post pictures from the doujin/manga/what have you
I'd greatly appreciate it, thank you.

>>528072309
This?
>(C82) [Yakumi Sarai (zounose)] VINTAGE

>>528073394
Thank you. That seems to be it.
You are an angel anon.
Thank you again.

>>528003143
why?

>>528074078
Found it in 2 minutes checking tags "amputee" and "sakuya" on panda.

Hey, friends! Can I post here with you guys?

>>528078970
no

>>528074182
I have an unrealistic set of needs and desires I need fulfilled paired with a crippling weakness for inhuman women with sharp teeth.

>>528092038
are you me?

>>528093812
Decent chance.

stop falling in love with youkai
do your job and maintain the human population.

>>528101113
hag sex...

>>528095245
ever thought about how there's quite a bit of humans, but only one rinnosuke?
i dunno about you, but i understand his dad completely

>>528073394
Zounose needs to get his head checked.

>>528114273
why?
what's the plot of that one?

>>528101113
Wasn't there a Japanese artist dedicated to trying to get people to like Nemuno more? I wonder what happened to him in the end.

>>528116407
Still draws
Had a small hiatus from being demoralized at how powerless he felt to make his favorite girl more beloved

>>528117368
Can't help but admire a man so dedicated to his hu.

>>528117961
Your kind is not welcome here.

i'm going to fuck rumia

>>528128176
She will eat you bro.

>>528130652
sometimes you have to take risks for your dreams

>>528130652
Just beat her in danmaku first

[ATTENTION /2HUG/ GAMERS]

I'll be hosting the EoSD CCP contest in different 2hu boards this weekend. If you're interested in joining, please see mp4 related for further instructions. Feel free to ask any questions.

>>528131919
so its a contest of what? score?

>>528131919
So it's just regular stage 3 pacifist up until Meiling and then you just play as normal?

>>528132578
Yup. Like step 3 says, whoever has the LOWEST SCORE wins.
>>528132652
Exactly.

would meiling be passive in bed?

>>528133850
nah

>>528134157
how so?

>>528134642
while is written as lazy in fandom, hong is a martial arts girl, so i think she would be rather pumped up in bed

>>528131919
During a test, I killed a couple of faries by accident, would that disqualify me in a real submission? Also, is the no time out for Meiling's spellcards only or normals?

>>528137889
>I killed a couple of faries by accident, would that disqualify me in a real submission?
Not really, it says "while trying to avoid killing fairies". Your real goal is to focus on getting a low score.
> is the no time out for Meiling's spellcards only or normals?
Preferably normals too.

>>528132781
Is there some penalty for dying or is it just about getting past Meiling?

>>528139028
You can lose lives on purpose if it helps you get a lower score. Just make sure you beat her.

>>528131919
Oh I get ccp because she's Chinese haha fuck you

Mystia Gachaslop tits edition

>>528147418
Based

>>528148209
Echopuppy

>>528155482
armpit status is being challenged

>>528155482
cute dog will blow out your eardrums like that supersonic propeller plane

i love girls
i love kissing girls
which tuhu is for me?

>>528132781
based image

>>528131919
ye idk bro eosd isn't working for me
back to marisa cbt

>>528161515
woop woop

>>528161515
Try this copy
https://gofile.io/d/H5laHk

I love my wives

>>528156215
>supersonic propeller plane
after learning about that circular ship the Russians made, anything is believable

Hello /2hug/!
Our last group match is coming, we're playing against /psg/ to see who makes it out of groups!
The match before ours has left half time, tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague soon!

This better be a happy day.

>>528171948
she's right tho
why would you even need it at that point?

>>528171836
The match before ours has ended, and we're coming up!

This is not the psg I imagined.

Off to a great fucking start.

>>528171836
ganbare 2hug

Thank you based Remi.

goddammit

manager.. wtf

Remi tried her best, but Manager was determined to job. Can someone point me to the vod where we fucking won the tournament? I need a palate cleanser.

We've still got a chance...!

>Winning the game and it's dominant
>Proceed to change the tactics for no reason
Manager why

>>528171836
The idea behind the change was to slurp them out but now we know that's a bad idea.
We're still not out of the VGL if /gfg/ doesn't get BTFO, so let's put our chips on that!

>>528138270
>Preferably
No one's gonna do it unless you make it a rule, since the main goal is scoring low.

>>528147418
>>528155482
>megaphone
We're so fucked.

>>528180279
Here you go anon, it includes all of the matchdays.
https://implying.fun/vgl21/
If you just want the final match:
https://implying.fun/video/vgl21/2023-12-17/?t=5:52:36.0

>>528181637
Thanks. I'm gonna watch it after the current match.

I don't know much about football, but girls fortnite winning 4-1 after clowning on us in the previous match is not good.

>>528180970
We got bailed out by /gfg/, and we're through to the final weekend!
I'll be pretty busy during the week and will be unavalaible on the 28th and 29th so it's pretty grim from a testing and preparing point of view (but could it actually be beneficial?!)
We'll be playing on the 27th against we don't know who yet, and if we win we'll keep going every day forward. Hope to see you there and let's hope we do good!

>>528187259
>We got bailed out by /gfg/

Look, all I am saying is that we won a tournament when Byakuren was still the goalie.

>>528187259
could someone explain for a retard, are we out of groups with /gfg/ now?

>>528189470
The group stage is basically composed like this, first place goes to the round of 16 while second place goes to the survival rounds (or hell's wildcard for the intimates).
/gfg/ was already 1st and we were already 2nd in the group, our draw didn't move our position, but we could have gotten toppled over had /pcrg/ won 2-0, any /gfg/ win would confirm their 1st position and by extension our 2nd position, which they did win.
So we're going to survival.

Marisa just flew by my neighborhood, what should I do?

>>528201559
Hide your knowledge... Well you're pretty lacking in that area... I'll leave you alone ze... Do you need help getting a library card?

>>528202563
The fuck, where's my wallet?

marisa doesnt say ze anymore

Day 1 of the CCP contest is almost over! Here's a summary of /2hug/'s activity;

>some anons asked me questions and i answered them
>...

You are currently the only 2hu thread in the contest with no submissions. No need to fret since there's still 2 days for you to catch up!

>>528218894
I'm planning on giving it a try tomorrow.
>only 2hu thread in the contest
You mean there are other threads? And you haven't asked the only other decent gameplay thread on this website?

>>528219259
>You mean there are other threads?
Yup. If you want to know, /v/, /jp/ and the 8's /v/ are the other participants.

>>528226576
Can I lick her armpits?

>>528226576
the art style makes her look like a lesbian

>>528221195
>no bunbunmaru
Really.

>>528131919
I don't really get it but here you go

>>528221195
>jp/hu/ thread
I see now. That means /v/, a /v/ colony and the 8's /v/ are the other participants.
If you really want /jp/ in you should post about it on the gameplay thread, which is where actual /jp/ posters lurk.

heavy fox

>>528131919
Instructions were a little unclear, this score was from timing out nons and clearing spellcards so if that doesn't count then oops.

>>528267336
Could you do it again without timing out her non spells?

>>528267781
I suppose while I'm asking, am I beating her midboss or timing that out to

>>528268423
Beating. No mercy for Meiling herself.

>>528267781
Not him, but if you're planning on running a similar contest in the future you should add a rule that goes "kill yourself at the start of stage 4 and save and post the replay file", so whoever wins can have their replay checked to make sure they didn't just post a screenshot of the stage 1/2 end screen.

>>528268752
Noted.

>>527732269
Can you be my touhou momma?
t. 3 years shy of 30

>>528267781
Not very optimised honestly, I might try again before the weekend is out.

>>528272496
Actually I still had a few minutes and did a much better job. Still have room to improve I think.

>>528260957
Need to see all the hus in Tsukasa's sex body sleeve

Let's fuarking go.

>>528260957
>got baited into checking a futa artist with a fat fox
dang it

>>528276546
Were you the guy who moved up from easy? Congratulations all the same.

hags, go away

Haghu sexo

>>528286412
>>528288185
Stop using that word. It's rude.

>>528276546
congrats dude

Sex with Train Lady then

no hag posting beyond this point

>>528279795
>>528289678
Thanks bros. It was actually such a fun grind, doing one run a day like another anon said. This game was really worth my time.

>>528296743
doorhag

does suwako counts as a hag?

sex with mature women

>>528299607
She's a Lolibaba so yes

I must be doing something wrong here.
Zero fairies killed, only 81 bullets grazed after meiling's midboss spell, but right after beating the spell with 1 or 2 seconds left on the clock I'm already at 2.2 million, which is higher than what the other anon posted for the entire fight with all the spells captured.
Do I have to capture all of them with less than one second left on the clock for each?

>>528300851
canonically, toh characters are extremely flat
so why do fans often depict a lot of them as huge tit cows?

>>528311128
something something multiverse something something instanced waifus.

>>528311128
Because the fact everyone is flat can be considered as if ZUN didn't care about giving them different boob sizes, so the fans can feel free to fill in.

>>528313045
what if he's into flat girls
and that's why everyone is like that

>>528313280
That's plausible too, I wonder if any of his interviews have that among the questions. It sounds like something beatmario is likely to have asked him, for one.

>>528313280
>why everyone is like that
Urumi is not flat

>>528313280
>everyone is like that
No

>>528314707
he was just throwing a bone to fans with this one

>>528314904
now post the zun version

>>528316209
But that's blessed by ZUN

>>528317737
that just sounds like he is being generous
and even then, that is not a cow size

>>528321535
Is that canon?

>>528310214
The trick is the bonus. Bonus is based on bullets cleared at point of spell clear so try to either bomb or die to empty the bullets off the screen.

>>528328629
I see, thanks. I saw the "bonus" text but I wasn't expecting bullet clears to be worth so much so I didn't make the connection.

>>528329074
Also, I'm sure you're aware but make sure to bomb or die on a spellcard to avoid the spellcard bonus. Nons don't need a bomb or death if you can finish them with a near empty screen. The challenge doesn't seem to care about capturing spells, just clearing every non and spell.

>>528331510
Oh right, my mind automatically linked "not timing out" with "capturing" when I first read the rules yesterday and only the latter remained.

>>528341380
i don't get

mehavingnothingbettertodo.png

>>528354740
Sometimes this is fine tho

which tuh has the best tummy?

>>528337456
yes feet i agree

>>528372596
My wife

>>528377434
OUR wife

>>528377750
No.

I want to get into the danmaku games so i bought 16 and 18, any other worth playing that aren’t ball explodingly hard?

It's Suwako Sunday!

more like, suwako pounding
heh

>>528385239
why did she take her shoes off

>>528386870
She's drunk

Today's the final day of the crossboard CCP contest! I updated the list of rules to be more specific. /vg/ has a total of 2 submissions so let's see if that number goes up!!

>>528383183
Why do you need more if you haven't cleared one yet?

>>528390627
Can we see the "leaderboard?"

>>528393561
Not the full leaderboard since it's meant to be a surprise while you watch the video. The /2hug/ leaderboard goes:

1. 1455920
2. 2239860

>>528393831
You forgot mine >>528250154
Here's the score in stage practice and a distinguishing factor in case you need some

>>528395405
My bad. You're 3rd then.

Human women

>>528402887
underrated

>>528273048
>>528390627
OBS decided to fuck it up unfortunately so quality would probably be ass after fixing it but I did actually record it. Sub 1 mil is very possible but it seems really inconsistent so I'm calling it quits at this. I don't know what the fuck is up with eosd's scoring since I do the exact same strategy over and over and then sometimes I'm getting really high bonuses even with zero bullets on screen after dying. Went from 720k up to 1.020m just from clearing the final with no bullets on screen alone. If I had to guess, winner will probably have a mid-high 800k score.

My food truck is a flop i might go back to sweeping leaves

Bazongas

big boobs

Do not exist in 2hu

Found out my rival food cart-owner is a youkai that used to eat humans. I know it's dangerous but should I try to spread that info? Surely no one would visit a man-eating youkai's cart over a humble human's, right?

>>528427414
How do you make people believe that? Plus, you might make Reimu lose face, as in she is not doing her job

>>528428863
I don't give a damn about Hakurei. That damn shrine of hers is always filled with youkai anyway. As for how, it's risky but maybe I could try some espionage. Visit her, talk to her, poke around, etc. Maybe if I earn her trust enough I could get a confession out of her.

>>528429492
Just be careful not end up inside the food cart somehow

yuckari

>>528434846
Go back to /v/.

MAHO

MARISA

>>528434846
>The room you are trying to join no longer exists

anon told me his wife could beat up your wife. not that she would, just that she could.

I beat my wife myself

>>528424708
god she's so pretty

I'm going to beat up anon's wife.

>>528467659
Shame on you, I don't have one... Oh.

>>528469838
Untie her, you monster.

Wake the fuck up, it's Moriya Monday!

>>528470038
You'll have to ask her, since she said to

>>528477256
suwako just had a sunday
why are they getting another day?

>>528489575
Sunday is for Suika you silly goose.

>>528490450
>>528385239

>SUNday
You guys are a joke.

more like, sunny pounding
heh

>>528491320
how can human women even compete?

Sanae

>>528501802
what a slug

fairies are kinda hot

For me, it's the rabbits.

>>528515168
would be even better without that bigger one

The CCP contest has reached its conclusion! Take a look at the linked video to see your performance. Thanks to the /2hug/ anons that joined!!
https://files.catbox.moe/k0dko5.mp4

>>528517865 (me)
Correction. Number 8 was only at the midboss fight against Meiling and i didn't realize it wasn't an actual submission until just now. My bad.

>>528517865
Happy enough with 3rd place considering the run
>sub 800k winner
If that's legit, that's pretty good. Wonder where the extra point save came from.

>>528528047
Those are some big echoes

>>528528047
you'd think there'd be more halfbloods
when youkai looks like this

>>528529928
Maybe the average villager is a woman

>>528529928
Blame the local shrine wench for spreading human woman propaganda.
Remember, human women are monsters too, it's just focuses on the inside.

>>528528047
man, guess i'm going to the myouren temple now

>>528532024
>human women are more of a monster than the actual monsters
Deep.

human women

tanuki is op
crazy cosplay potential

>>528421140
This. So much this.

>>528547378
That human woman looks a little weird.

>>528568574
Why would you say such a thing? That's a fine looking human woman.

>>528548729
It would be absurdly hot if she weren't such a shitty person.

Suwako is jumping on the roofs of my neighborhood, what should I do?

>>528586256
Jump after her

hags...

>>528390627
Shoot, missed this

doing this

>>528577416
>if she weren't such a shitty person
elaborate

>>528614003
>brought zoomireko into gensokyo
should be grounds for extermination

>>528586256
have you tried shooting at her?

sumireko is just a sad goober that wants friends(female)
why bully?

>>528618441
the weak should fear the strong

>>528642832
smex

My first 1cc is a fangame...
Im a fraud...

>>528645235
Fangames are better than official ones these days.

Look at this bat.

>>528646604
I'm gonna look at this one instead.

>>528648451
delete this

>>528645235
At least you 1cc'd something. Now go beat up Remilia like every other 2hu beginner.

Why won’t ZUN the hack release 6-7-8 on steam and make a reimullion dollar

>>528656693
Yeah at least 2 people have asked me "is it on steam" and im like "well.."

>>528656693
he's too busy greenlighting a EoSD collab with an eos game

>>528656693
He forgot to keep backups and his autism prevents him from just taking one of the many copies from the internet and repacking it for sale. Community has done a better job at keeping old 2hu games alive than he ever could anyway.

>>528656693
>>528657678
He lost the source code.
He rewrote the engine for StB and he's been using that ever since.

>>528657523
forgot pic

>>528642832
This guy draws some really sexo stuff.

>>528669269
>tfw you do nothing in your own manga

>>528671935
she only needs to be smug
and that makes her the best

Sex with Tsukasa

Tsukasa es mi kasa

Hello gamers. I'm new to Touhou, just started playing Perfect Cherry Blossom a few days ago, it's been a lot of fun, but, the game crashes constantly. It was random at first, but now that I'm trying out Reimu, the game crashes every time I face against Alice. Help please!

>>528690093
Where did you get the game from?
If you didn't get it from the all-in-one pack on the OP, grab that first and try it with the thcrap patcher included in the pack.

I wish i worked at the hakurei shrine (for free)

>>528690314
No idea honesly, I've had the file for years.
I tried the version from the all-in-one pack and it works completely fine, huh. Thanks.

>>528697015
Not to try to spook you, but maybe dump the game on virustotal, out of curiosity.

Sex with Suika

SHOJO

fat ghosts

>>528712125
the only good post here

>>528749196
Every 2hug post is a best post.

>>528761469
even this one? >>527549132

>>528698381
my wife is so strong

youmu is a hag

reimu's reimus

reimu's geimus, do you like them?

huge gamer

post another tit cow
i dare you

would you fuck Reimu?

is this a trick question?

>>528785364
i prefer drinking straight from the tap

>>528783438
Reimu deserves a trip to suplex city.

reimoo

>>528785364
okay, if you post one more, i'm going to be really ticked off

>>528788206
i can take her on

Reisen Wednesday

>19 and 20 both have AI backgrounds
Can’t wait for reimoo to be AI in 21

>>528812695
But we have bootleg AI raymoo at home, dear

As long as the music isn't AI generated...

>>528821395
I've got bad news for you

>>528821736
It was all a lie?

left or right?

>>528828892
If I have to pick...?
Right.
Because sanny's mom has it going on...!

>>528828892
Right seems easier to bully.

>>528832173
what did he mean by this

>>528845043
>forgives mizuchi
>instakills fortune teller
what is reimus problem?

Tengu thursday!

fucking birds

last warning
one more lewd post and i'm gonna start spraying

>>528867229
Intent really. If you accidentally a youkai or get forced to become one, that's mostly out of your control. If you chose or cheat your way into non-humanity, seems like she considers you a threat to both humans and youkai.
Which raises questions about Parsee. Can probably assume it's a combination of respect and Parsee being kind of a divine/blessed transformation

>>528863362
>Reimu
>Being this happy
Pick itchy (TL note: itchy means one)

i would fill reimu's donation box alright

>>528875279
She's actually running towards her next victim

>>528878197
Hang on, that's... /2hug/?!

technically speaking
sex magic is canon in tuhu

>>528875279
the grump is always happy when she gets to kill people

Sex with Urumi

Reimu-san, save this thread from page 10.

What is ZUN's opinion on touhou hentai?

>>528896696
everything is canon

>>528896696
He's like the Helltaker dev, he has a fetish for girls in cute hats so he makes games to inspire porn artists.

everyone knows that chiro is the best girl

>>528904851
Can I touch them?

>>528915872
Sure

>>528875279
I pulled out a stack of money bills and slapped my palm with them, brings her running every time

all girls should be flat

all girls should be youkai

>>528924860
red shrine maiden wants to know your location

Why is Marisa like this?

>>528927369
chronically huge hitbox

>>528929960
That's a big Miji

>>528874053
what about alice?

>>528930962
Mixed bag of larps halfie claiming to be human but 'formerly' maybe. Tall Alice doll theory is there too.

>>528945774
I don't understand this kind of "humor", sorry.

I want a crow tengo wife NOW

look at this boy

where is everyone.....?

>>528951028
On the koilet

>>528951028
jerking my shit

>>528951760
I look like this and do this.

>>528951760
>came in 17 seconds
What an absolute quickshooter

merth

Have you heard the good word of our Lord and Savior Meira?

>>528079283
what did maridiaper mean by this?

>>528952668
*Shakes 8ball*
Ask again later

>>528952318
>>528952491
>>528952668
>>528952928
Fuck off back to /v/ or go to /bant/

oh my meira

>>528953161
meirabroken

MEIRA NOOOOOO!! DON'T DO IT! THEY ARE CLUELESS PLEASE FORGIVE THEM I BEG YOU

Yup

Please get out....

>>528953161
Holy meirabroken

HOOOOLYYY MEIRABROKEEEEEN

Reimu Sexo

Shut up

>>528951760
Gonna need a source on this nothing's coming up for me

>>528924860
No!
>>528921201
I want to say yes but muh flavors!

>>528873752
"But....you ARE a cute girl, Reimu"

>>528987518
Human woman look like that?!

>>528989050
yes
so you better forget about youkai women

>>529001008
Scuttle Bug is a pretty random choice for a Mario character corssover but I'm not complaining

Burger

don't listen to the shrine maiden

>>528987518
>>529010303
extremely hard decision

>>529010539
Not really, just pick Suika as drunken tend to be honest

Where did everyone go......?

too busy banging youkai women

Friendly reminder that /2hug/ supports trans rights and if y'all don't like that y'all can FUCK right the FUCK OFF :)

miko is getting uppity again

Are mods cracking down on /v/hu more than usual or something? What's with the retards coming here?

I'll marry Kanako and the cringey shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine cannot stop me.

Hello /2hug/, the final weekend of the VGL is upon us.
We are the first match of the day, facing /drg/ in Hell's Wild Card round 1, if we lose it's a game over, but if we win, we'll also play later on against /zzz/!
What will our fate be...? Tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague in 29 minutes!

>>529038213
playing against both sounds like a loss

>>529038213
Didn't we lose to /drg/ recently? I hope the manager has some new strategies.

>>529028206
better hurry, she's melting

very huge mirror

>>529038213
The stream has started and we'll be on soon!

>>529038213
Damn, hope /2hug/ wins for a change

>>529038213
manager-kun....

>>529038213
;)

we should replace the manager with AI, just like ZUN intended

>>529046274
i-is she okay?

>>529046274
Source?

>>529046382
https://exhentai.org/g/1302417/91dcdde40f/
https://exhentai.org/g/2029291/7b982e6b16/

>>529046729
good thing fairies respawn fast

>>529046729
>need to log in
it's guro isn't it

>>529038213
All I can say is that it worked in testing, pic of an average test on my PC.
Sorry guys...
The good news is we're out of qualifiers and there's a very good chance we're switching PES versions so at least no fumble this bad will happen.
Sorry for the disappointing games since VGL21, lost the mojo I suppose. To be fair, I was under divine intervention for VGL 21.
The other PESs tend to agree a little more with our general tactics (which is football basic, central throughball play) so we should do better on it. I think the real issue is we're trying to do things the game doesn't agree with. I guess that would be the basics of the game huh...

Again very sorry for the poor performance since then, but we are trying. The next VGL friendlies should be in September, so I still hope to see you there. I must give you something your hopes won't be dashed on!!

i'm more of a shinmyoumaru type of guy

>>529022959
They are, yeah. The retards have also made a colony on /jp/, so I'm surprised they're coming here.

>>529047771
Don't worry, thanks for managing. Remember to press x next time.

>>529047771
>pic
Proof that VG Legaue is rigged...
Btw, will there be Danmaku Cup this year?

>>529048782
I'm not the one organizing them, but I know there's at least plans to have another one. No idea when though.
Also a sad pls rember pic since I posted a test result on the previous one.

>>529047771
>testing
first mistake

>>529048782
Hi, organizer here. I've been too busy with things to organize it, so we're skipping this year and we'll have it for the vgl26 preshow.
Hopefully I'll have completed my bot project by then. I want the game to be played by customizable bots which behave in a much more human-like way, to spice things up.

Here's the concept:
Each bot looks at the screen and sends button presses to play the game on human vs human mode. They recognize bullets by comparing with the previous frame, but the accuracy is intentionally not perfect, it depends on where the bot is "looking" and how focused on that area it is. Their button presses aren't perfect either but have a degree of imperfection given by RNG, with the goal of making the bots fail about as often as a human would (the chances of an imperfection can be tweaked to simulate a more or less skilled human).
Bots act according to priorities (like "focus on the area closer to you" / "pay equal attention to everything on screen" and "stay as far away from the bullets as possible" / "prioritize micrododging") which should ideally not have a best solution that fits all cases, but instead depend on how the opponent plays. These priorities can be saved into one of three presets, and the "managers" can request switching between presets during the rounds.

If I manage to make things work as planned, we could also try using UDoALG for a change, which looks better thanks to it using the modern engine, but on which cpu vs cpu matches with the game's own AI are pretty boring, from what I've seen after giving it a couple tries.

what are you listening to on this fine evening?

>>529056041
my father saying I need a gf

>>529056041
>one of the few actually good stack songs
Good taste

they fucking the dogs
they fucking the cats

>>529048407
MEIIIIRAAAA SPARE HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

*farts*

>>529048407
holy meirabroken

i only come here to post parsees, who's meira?

>>529048407
MEIRABROKEN

No wonder these guys got banned off the board

>>529060072
read all about the good word of meira

>>529060072
My fuarking hero

>>529060072
>parsee
you can do better than that, bro

>>529060273
MEIRA PLEASE SPARE HIM

>>529060815
I'm done sparing
It's GENOCIDE time

>>529060713
what's that supposed to mean?

>>529061582
i mean, like who you like
but cmon, parsee... bro

>>529047771
>>529038213
HOPE wins again.

stop spreading lies

>>529062261
Hope is cringe! Despair is where it's at.

>>529062841
>left to right

spaget

ngl, parsee is kind of a cute

>>529062841
>my cat's gone
the one she has in eraTW?

>>529063470
start lying