Football win edition
Previous incident:
>>525072129>Upcoming and recent releases>Touhou 20 demoAsk for it smiley face
>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghostshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/
>TH18.5 100th Black Markethttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/
>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote updatehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/
>FangamesDream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/
Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/
Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/
>Recent official mangaLotus Eaters
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_sobering
Cheating Detective Satori
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori
>What are these games?Touhou Project is a series of doujin bullet hell shooting games made by Trick Nostalgie where cute boys shoot other cute boys
>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (includes FAQ, nutplay guide, training tools and more)
>Where can I get these games?https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)
https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)
>Support the official releases!https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=ไธๆตทใขใชในๅนปๆจๅฃ
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=้ปๆใใญใณใใฃใข
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide
>What other official Touhou media is there?https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE
>Semi-official web magazinehttps://touhougarakuta.com
>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt
>Fangameshttps://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YI
http://www.bulletforge.org
>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4
Dumbass OP couldnt do the one thing they were asked to do
>>527438458Guess I'll have to be the change next time.
template for next op
Previous Incident:
>Touhou 20 demo
Ask for it smiley face
>Upcoming and recent releases
>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/
>TH18.5 100th Black Market
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/
>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote update
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/
>Fangames
Dream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/
Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/
Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/
>Recent official manga
Lotus Eaters
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_sobering
Cheating Detective Satori
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori
>What are these games?
Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Tasogare Frontier where cute girls beat up other cute girls
>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)
https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (embed) (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)
>Where can I get these games?
https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)
https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)
>Support the official releases!
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=ไธๆตทใขใชในๅนปๆจๅฃ
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=้ปๆใใญใณใใฃใข
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide
>What other official Touhou media is there?
https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE
>Semi-official web magazine
https://touhougarakuta.com
>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)
https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt
>Fangames
https://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YI
http://www.bulletforge.org
>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4
>>527455405EMS' final boss theme is so fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs4DUUZq4j8
>>527461739Is that the Fex Sox?
>>527467189she is a fife wox
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>>527480796You can't wake up if you never sleep
Casual slobhus are the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfoOom8jRps someone from the last thread wanted this
bwuh
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>>527439910>Tasofraud>(embed)Bwuh??
Also fangames list is a bit outdated but I wasn't keeping a close eye on new releases.
>>527499675oh hey, i asked for this
thanks
is PoFV playable with like 300~ ping?
>>527505034I really doubt it, but it's worth a try considering the fairly low cross-player interactivity of the game. Rollback is mandatory, of course.
i'm here for 2ho lewds ngl
Routing IN and I think I bomb way too little. According to my replay I should have 31 bombs to use in total, so I'm making it my goal to use 20 normal bombs in a run.
>>527514759You should just make sure you always die with no bombs in stock. Even if you think you're using a bomb wastefully or you think you have decent odds to clear a tricky spell, it's better you die having used it instead of having it just disappear. There's no additional credit for not using your bombs if you're only playing to get a 1cc. Of course, that's all easier said than done but try to bomb more proactively in harder segments if you think you're able to get a 1cc.
Started the session stuck in stage 1/2 restart hell, ended capturing Graze Inferno with Reimu for my first time and an almost perfect Junko with so many resources left I could ignore her final entirely. Feels fucking good man.
>>527528353That makes sense. I'm doing one more run and trying to remember that.
>>527534228Nice anon.
Guys, I wanted to download The Genius of Sappheiros fan game, but couldn't find the files nor here nor in moriyashrine, but I found this thread : https://www.retroroms.info/forum/topic/Touhou-Project-All-In-One-Pack-Missing.htm
where some guys were collecting all touhou games in mega(including GoS): https://mega.nz/folder/7NVnlTRB#gJN6Dx3KmxkgKrbOK-unnA/folder/KJ9DWAoB
anyone knows something about this? how safe is it?
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https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com
Get your official 2hu rating
URL looks like a penis grabber.
>>527538691How can any human resist this?
miko
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>>527549132Mikosisters...
I'm sorry bros but I'm into moonies.
>>527562357Absolutely disgusting.
>>527562357more like the moonie is into you
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>>527505034There was someone in the netplay threads like a decade ago who used to. It wasn't pleasant, you always had to play on max delay. Felt like playing in soup.
As an aside do people actually still play PoFV? I haven't played since aforementioned netplay threads.
>>527546743>:(She's all mine
>>527603425>tiddyboy sanaeabsolutely cursed
>>527593803bro, she's literally a cat
you can't
>>527612786Who said you can't an cat
>>527546743>i'm not into cartoons no matter how hot you make themwhat puritan faggot made this shit?
>>527603425i'll take the left one, thanks
>>527625090Why is there so many bald men in Gensokyo?
>>527625090that's a really big kot, what the fuck
>>527628927they are probably shaving their head to cool off in summer
>>527628927Over exposure to Okuu
>>527625090Do you think she would actually enjoy sex with humans since they don't have spikes on the penis?
>>527561893>i heard, youve subscribed to hatates newspaper>its interesting isnt it, i like it a lot too>actually ive got my own newspaper, they're like sister newspapers>you should subscribe to it toolast text bubble is full of kanji and i cant be assed to jisho it all out. tldr aya is a jew who wants your money.
>>527633629you making it sound like she's a whore who sleeps around
>>527635650No, that's not what I meant.
>>527642539that's exactly what you meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IQXDpQ9cWM
this is really good
how can you say that youkais are bad, when all of them are hot women
I wish I had a cute fox wife.
>>527612786A cat is fine too.
>>527655742because they are youkai. if you want hot women look at human women instead
I won't be stopped by Akyuu.
I'll claim my youkai wife.
>>527436894 (OP)I use touhou image translator.
>>527695803enjoy getting killed retard
how do I convince Suika to become my gf?
>>527714787date suika from the fanbase and not the manga
>>527716308now i'm curious
pls explain the difference
>>527731060she is just a naรฏve little girl
I'm an old hag cake and I've been a touhou fan for 20 years now. Ask me anything.
>>527713958>either die, or get a youkai wifeHow are either of these a fail states? Both are winning outcomes.
>>527732269No questions?
Ok, that feels kind of awkward. Guess I'll head out with all the subtleness of a midboss.
It's not officially summer yet so guess what?
IT'S SPRING! SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!!!!
IT'S SPRRRRIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!!
HEY GUESS WHAT!!!! IT'S SPRING!!!!!!!!
>>527740675Why is she like this?
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aiieeeee
>>527770815I had a terrible time with 1cc'ing IN so I can feel this image. Just have to take on the chin and keep trying.
>>527771313Thanks it's nice to relate to someone. Yeah for sure I mostly thought that screenshot was funny. I'm doing another run tomorrow.
so youkai are bad, okay
what about fairies?
>>527774629>go apeshit every single time an incident occursthey're the absolute worst
Fairies rule, women drool.
true
fairies are peak performance
how can human women even compete?
what about divine spirits?
>>527714787I'd rather date Alice
>>527619079k she's your problem now
>>527803602everyone knows that earth rabbits are better
>>527845095Why are oni so sexual.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP SIMPING FOR NON-HUMAN GIRLS
>>527836361i see that as an absolute win
>>527762120My sisters don't look like this nor act like this...
>>527865478my condolences
>>527861356Let's be honest. The real reason humans from the outside aren't allowed in Gensokyo is because their rabid infatuation with youkai and gods would create a disproportionate power imbalance when said infatuation gets converted into a shintoesque belief, faith, or offering and powers them up.
>>527873265damn jannyhags and sages lying to everyone to keep themselves on top
>>527876218It's not a competition.
>>527873265won't it affect everyone equally tho?
i mean, nowadays people will simp for anything if it even remotely looks like a girl
>>527879913i am not simping for alice
>>527879913Cirno is probably now a legitimate threat now and Alice is in a corner crying because people don't think dolls are cool.
>>527881478i like shanghai tho
I want to fuck Mokou so bad
>>527887770I didn't know Kaguya posts here.
>>527876218>hagswatch your fucking language
>>527860573that's a youkai
>>527892786yes that's my wife
>>527892786Yes, which also happens to be his wife.
>>527894620Nice wife.
>>527897521Subterranean Animism
>>527897521https://x.com/envenomist/status/1256855177329401861
Is there any way to fix fucking up resolution of every window after minimizing?
Also is Stage 4 in EOSD on lunatic supposed to be the most aids one?
>>527900497This is just propaganda to try and bolster the declining human population.
akyuu
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>>527900497we have one canonic half blood
so this is not true
>>527907059yeah but we don't care about him
>>527907214the point is that there's going to get way more
once i get there
no one picks akyuu because she has a long respawn timer
"she" had a penis in past lives
How many children do you plan to have with your youkai wife?
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>>527927426my youkai wife said she wants at least 12 kids!
>>527934716Does she lays eggs?
>>527860573>>527896739>>527898812Huh, weird. Your wife looks just like my wife!
>>527937375just a coincidence
After LoLK, HSiFS is so nice and easy. I did notice though that Okina reuses a Shinki pattern and one of Yukari's spells from StB, I wonder if that was intentional or just lazy?
>>527942757You can't bump the thread if your hands are all tied up like that #freeaya
>>527934716your youkai wife has sex with kids!
>>527936617I don't know...
>>527938305Other seasons are more fun you should try them
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>>527936617canonically yes she does
>>527957712that's messed up, man
why would you lie like that?
>>527996108they are just looking after him until his mom picks him up, like any good person would
this doesn't prove anything
>>527996108I want you to play Tekken 3 on the Playstation with me
>>527982994I want to turn this goatsheepchineseperil into a mother.
>>528009771Are there Tengu taxes for Tengu Thursdays?
momiji is not the only white wolf tengu, you know...
>>528035828can't post pics rn
https://files.catbox.moe/ejqgxe.png
>>528038560>fucking random npcs and not the actual charactersCome on now.
>>528040763now you just moving the goalpost
>>528038560>0 favor>0 trustyou do not know these girls
I don't know if anyone of you can help me.
I'm trying to find this Doujin that's centered around Sakuya.
She was a metal/Armored Leg after losing it.
If anyone can post pictures from the doujin/manga/what have you
I'd greatly appreciate it, thank you.
>>528072309This?
>(C82) [Yakumi Sarai (zounose)] VINTAGE
>>528073394Thank you. That seems to be it.
You are an angel anon.
Thank you again.
>>528074078Found it in 2 minutes checking tags "amputee" and "sakuya" on panda.
Hey, friends! Can I post here with you guys?
>>528074182I have an unrealistic set of needs and desires I need fulfilled paired with a crippling weakness for inhuman women with sharp teeth.
>>528093812Decent chance.
stop falling in love with youkai
do your job and maintain the human population.
>>528095245ever thought about how there's quite a bit of humans, but only one rinnosuke?
i dunno about you, but i understand his dad completely
>>528073394Zounose needs to get his head checked.
>>528114273why?
what's the plot of that one?
>>528101113Wasn't there a Japanese artist dedicated to trying to get people to like Nemuno more? I wonder what happened to him in the end.
>>528116407Still draws
Had a small hiatus from being demoralized at how powerless he felt to make his favorite girl more beloved
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>>528117368Can't help but admire a man so dedicated to his hu.
>>528117961Your kind is not welcome here.
>>528128176She will eat you bro.
>>528130652sometimes you have to take risks for your dreams
>>528130652Just beat her in danmaku first
[ATTENTION /2HUG/ GAMERS]
I'll be hosting the EoSD CCP contest in different 2hu boards this weekend. If you're interested in joining, please see mp4 related for further instructions. Feel free to ask any questions.
>>528131919so its a contest of what? score?
>>528131919So it's just regular stage 3 pacifist up until Meiling and then you just play as normal?
>>528132578Yup. Like step 3 says, whoever has the LOWEST SCORE wins.
>>528132652Exactly.
would meiling be passive in bed?
>>528134642while is written as lazy in fandom, hong is a martial arts girl, so i think she would be rather pumped up in bed
>>528131919During a test, I killed a couple of faries by accident, would that disqualify me in a real submission? Also, is the no time out for Meiling's spellcards only or normals?
>>528137889>I killed a couple of faries by accident, would that disqualify me in a real submission? Not really, it says "while trying to avoid killing fairies". Your real goal is to focus on getting a low score.
> is the no time out for Meiling's spellcards only or normals?Preferably normals too.
>>528132781Is there some penalty for dying or is it just about getting past Meiling?
>>528139028You can lose lives on purpose if it helps you get a lower score. Just make sure you beat her.
>>528131919Oh I get ccp because she's Chinese haha fuck you
Mystia Gachaslop tits edition
>>528155482armpit status is being challenged
>>528155482cute dog will blow out your eardrums like that supersonic propeller plane
i love girls
i love kissing girls
which tuhu is for me?
>>528131919ye idk bro eosd isn't working for me
back to marisa cbt
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>>528161515Try this copy
https://gofile.io/d/H5laHk
>>528156215>supersonic propeller planeafter learning about that circular ship the Russians made, anything is believable
Hello /2hug/!
Our last group match is coming, we're playing against /psg/ to see who makes it out of groups!
The match before ours has left half time, tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague soon!
This better be a happy day.
>>528171948she's right tho
why would you even need it at that point?
>>528171836The match before ours has ended, and we're coming up!
This is not the psg I imagined.
Off to a great fucking start.
Remi tried her best, but Manager was determined to job. Can someone point me to the vod where we fucking won the tournament? I need a palate cleanser.
We've still got a chance...!
>Winning the game and it's dominant
>Proceed to change the tactics for no reason
Manager why
>>528171836The idea behind the change was to slurp them out but now we know that's a bad idea.
We're still not out of the VGL if /gfg/ doesn't get BTFO, so let's put our chips on that!
>>528138270>PreferablyNo one's gonna do it unless you make it a rule, since the main goal is scoring low.
>>528147418>>528155482>megaphoneWe're so fucked.
>>528180279Here you go anon, it includes all of the matchdays.
https://implying.fun/vgl21/
If you just want the final match:
https://implying.fun/video/vgl21/2023-12-17/?t=5:52:36.0
>>528181637Thanks. I'm gonna watch it after the current match.
I don't know much about football, but girls fortnite winning 4-1 after clowning on us in the previous match is not good.
>>528180970We got bailed out by /gfg/, and we're through to the final weekend!
I'll be pretty busy during the week and will be unavalaible on the 28th and 29th so it's pretty grim from a testing and preparing point of view (but could it actually be beneficial?!)
We'll be playing on the 27th against we don't know who yet, and if we win we'll keep going every day forward. Hope to see you there and let's hope we do good!
>>528187259>We got bailed out by /gfg/
Look, all I am saying is that we won a tournament when Byakuren was still the goalie.
>>528187259could someone explain for a retard, are we out of groups with /gfg/ now?
>>528189470The group stage is basically composed like this, first place goes to the round of 16 while second place goes to the survival rounds (or hell's wildcard for the intimates).
/gfg/ was already 1st and we were already 2nd in the group, our draw didn't move our position, but we could have gotten toppled over had /pcrg/ won 2-0, any /gfg/ win would confirm their 1st position and by extension our 2nd position, which they did win.
So we're going to survival.
Marisa just flew by my neighborhood, what should I do?
>>528201559Hide your knowledge... Well you're pretty lacking in that area... I'll leave you alone ze... Do you need help getting a library card?
>>528202563The fuck, where's my wallet?
marisa doesnt say ze anymore
Day 1 of the CCP contest is almost over! Here's a summary of /2hug/'s activity;
>some anons asked me questions and i answered them
>...
You are currently the only 2hu thread in the contest with no submissions. No need to fret since there's still 2 days for you to catch up!
>>528218894I'm planning on giving it a try tomorrow.
>only 2hu thread in the contestYou mean there are other threads? And you haven't asked the only other decent gameplay thread on this website?
>>528219259>You mean there are other threads?Yup. If you want to know, /v/, /jp/ and the 8's /v/ are the other participants.
>>528226576Can I lick her armpits?
>>528226576the art style makes her look like a lesbian
>>528221195>no bunbunmaruReally.
>>528131919I don't really get it but here you go
>>528221195>jp/hu/ threadI see now. That means /v/, a /v/ colony and the 8's /v/ are the other participants.
If you really want /jp/ in you should post about it on the gameplay thread, which is where actual /jp/ posters lurk.
>>528131919Instructions were a little unclear, this score was from timing out nons and clearing spellcards so if that doesn't count then oops.
>>528267336Could you do it again without timing out her non spells?
>>528267781I suppose while I'm asking, am I beating her midboss or timing that out to
>>528268423Beating. No mercy for Meiling herself.
>>528267781Not him, but if you're planning on running a similar contest in the future you should add a rule that goes "kill yourself at the start of stage 4 and save and post the replay file", so whoever wins can have their replay checked to make sure they didn't just post a screenshot of the stage 1/2 end screen.
>>527732269Can you be my touhou momma?
t. 3 years shy of 30
>>528267781Not very optimised honestly, I might try again before the weekend is out.
>>528272496Actually I still had a few minutes and did a much better job. Still have room to improve I think.
>>528260957Need to see all the hus in Tsukasa's sex body sleeve
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Let's fuarking go.
>>528260957>got baited into checking a futa artist with a fat foxdang it
>>528276546Were you the guy who moved up from easy? Congratulations all the same.
>>528286412>>528288185Stop using that word. It's rude.
no hag posting beyond this point
>>528279795>>528289678Thanks bros. It was actually such a fun grind, doing one run a day like another anon said. This game was really worth my time.
does suwako counts as a hag?
>>528299607She's a Lolibaba so yes
I must be doing something wrong here.
Zero fairies killed, only 81 bullets grazed after meiling's midboss spell, but right after beating the spell with 1 or 2 seconds left on the clock I'm already at 2.2 million, which is higher than what the other anon posted for the entire fight with all the spells captured.
Do I have to capture all of them with less than one second left on the clock for each?
>>528300851canonically, toh characters are extremely flat
so why do fans often depict a lot of them as huge tit cows?
>>528311128something something multiverse something something instanced waifus.
>>528311128Because the fact everyone is flat can be considered as if ZUN didn't care about giving them different boob sizes, so the fans can feel free to fill in.
>>528313045what if he's into flat girls
and that's why everyone is like that
>>528313280That's plausible too, I wonder if any of his interviews have that among the questions. It sounds like something beatmario is likely to have asked him, for one.
>>528313280>why everyone is like thatUrumi is not flat
>>528313280>everyone is like thatNo
>>528314707he was just throwing a bone to fans with this one
>>528314904now post the zun version
>>528316209But that's blessed by ZUN
>>528317737that just sounds like he is being generous
and even then, that is not a cow size
>>528321535Is that canon?
>>528310214The trick is the bonus. Bonus is based on bullets cleared at point of spell clear so try to either bomb or die to empty the bullets off the screen.
>>528328629I see, thanks. I saw the "bonus" text but I wasn't expecting bullet clears to be worth so much so I didn't make the connection.
>>528329074Also, I'm sure you're aware but make sure to bomb or die on a spellcard to avoid the spellcard bonus. Nons don't need a bomb or death if you can finish them with a near empty screen. The challenge doesn't seem to care about capturing spells, just clearing every non and spell.
>>528331510Oh right, my mind automatically linked "not timing out" with "capturing" when I first read the rules yesterday and only the latter remained.
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>>528354740Sometimes this is fine tho
which tuh has the best tummy?
>>528337456yes feet i agree
I want to get into the danmaku games so i bought 16 and 18, any other worth playing that arenโt ball explodingly hard?
more like, suwako pounding
heh
>>528385239why did she take her shoes off
>uma musume global in 3 days
Today's the final day of the crossboard CCP contest! I updated the list of rules to be more specific. /vg/ has a total of 2 submissions so let's see if that number goes up!!
>>528383183Why do you need more if you haven't cleared one yet?
>>528390627Can we see the "leaderboard?"
>>528393561Not the full leaderboard since it's meant to be a surprise while you watch the video. The /2hug/ leaderboard goes:
1. 1455920
2. 2239860
>>528393831You forgot mine
>>528250154Here's the score in stage practice and a distinguishing factor in case you need some
>>528395405My bad. You're 3rd then.
>>528273048>>528390627OBS decided to fuck it up unfortunately so quality would probably be ass after fixing it but I did actually record it. Sub 1 mil is very possible but it seems really inconsistent so I'm calling it quits at this. I don't know what the fuck is up with eosd's scoring since I do the exact same strategy over and over and then sometimes I'm getting really high bonuses even with zero bullets on screen after dying. Went from 720k up to 1.020m just from clearing the final with no bullets on screen alone. If I had to guess, winner will probably have a mid-high 800k score.
My food truck is a flop i might go back to sweeping leaves
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Found out my rival food cart-owner is a youkai that used to eat humans. I know it's dangerous but should I try to spread that info? Surely no one would visit a man-eating youkai's cart over a humble human's, right?
>>528427414How do you make people believe that? Plus, you might make Reimu lose face, as in she is not doing her job
>>528428863I don't give a damn about Hakurei. That damn shrine of hers is always filled with youkai anyway. As for how, it's risky but maybe I could try some espionage. Visit her, talk to her, poke around, etc. Maybe if I earn her trust enough I could get a confession out of her.
>>528429492Just be careful not end up inside the food cart somehow
https://garticphone.com/fi/?c=0071379850
>>528434846Go back to /v/.
>>528434846>The room you are trying to join no longer exists
anon told me his wife could beat up your wife. not that she would, just that she could.
>>528424708god she's so pretty
I'm going to beat up anon's wife.
>>528467659Shame on you, I don't have one... Oh.
>>528469838Untie her, you monster.
Wake the fuck up, it's Moriya Monday!
>>528470038You'll have to ask her, since she said to
>>528477256suwako just had a sunday
why are they getting another day?
>>528489575Sunday is for Suika you silly goose.
>SUNday
You guys are a joke.
more like, sunny pounding
heh
>>528491320how can human women even compete?
For me, it's the rabbits.
>>528515168would be even better without that bigger one
The CCP contest has reached its conclusion! Take a look at the linked video to see your performance. Thanks to the /2hug/ anons that joined!!
https://files.catbox.moe/k0dko5.mp4
>>528517865 (me)
Correction. Number 8 was only at the midboss fight against Meiling and i didn't realize it wasn't an actual submission until just now. My bad.
>>528517865Happy enough with 3rd place considering the run
>sub 800k winnerIf that's legit, that's pretty good. Wonder where the extra point save came from.
>>528528047Those are some big echoes
>>528528047you'd think there'd be more halfbloods
when youkai looks like this
>>528529928Maybe the average villager is a woman
>>528529928Blame the local shrine wench for spreading human woman propaganda.
Remember, human women are monsters too, it's just focuses on the inside.
>>528528047man, guess i'm going to the myouren temple now
>>528532024>human women are more of a monster than the actual monstersDeep.
tanuki is op
crazy cosplay potential
>>528421140This. So much this.
>>528547378That human woman looks a little weird.
>>528568574Why would you say such a thing? That's a fine looking human woman.
>>528548729It would be absurdly hot if she weren't such a shitty person.
Suwako is jumping on the roofs of my neighborhood, what should I do?
>>528586256Jump after her
>>528390627Shoot, missed this
>>528577416>if she weren't such a shitty personelaborate
>>528614003>brought zoomireko into gensokyoshould be grounds for extermination
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>>528586256have you tried shooting at her?
sumireko is just a sad goober that wants friends(female)
why bully?
>>528618441the weak should fear the strong
My first 1cc is a fangame...
Im a fraud...
>>528645235Fangames are better than official ones these days.
>>528646604I'm gonna look at this one instead.
>>528645235At least you 1cc'd something. Now go beat up Remilia like every other 2hu beginner.
Why wonโt ZUN the hack release 6-7-8 on steam and make a reimullion dollar
>>528656693Yeah at least 2 people have asked me "is it on steam" and im like "well.."
>>528656693he's too busy greenlighting a EoSD collab with an eos game
>>528656693He forgot to keep backups and his autism prevents him from just taking one of the many copies from the internet and repacking it for sale. Community has done a better job at keeping old 2hu games alive than he ever could anyway.
>>528656693>>528657678He lost the source code.
He rewrote the engine for StB and he's been using that ever since.
>>528642832This guy draws some really sexo stuff.
>>528669269>tfw you do nothing in your own manga
>>528671935she only needs to be smug
and that makes her the best
Hello gamers. I'm new to Touhou, just started playing Perfect Cherry Blossom a few days ago, it's been a lot of fun, but, the game crashes constantly. It was random at first, but now that I'm trying out Reimu, the game crashes every time I face against Alice. Help please!
>>528690093Where did you get the game from?
If you didn't get it from the all-in-one pack on the OP, grab that first and try it with the thcrap patcher included in the pack.
I wish i worked at the hakurei shrine (for free)
>>528690314No idea honesly, I've had the file for years.
I tried the version from the all-in-one pack and it works completely fine, huh. Thanks.
>>528697015Not to try to spook you, but maybe dump the game on virustotal, out of curiosity.
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>>528712125the only good post here
>>528749196Every 2hug post is a best post.
>>528698381my wife is so strong
reimu's geimus, do you like them?
post another tit cow
i dare you
is this a trick question?
>>528785364i prefer drinking straight from the tap
>>528783438Reimu deserves a trip to suplex city.
>>528785364okay, if you post one more, i'm going to be really ticked off
>>528788206i can take her on
>19 and 20 both have AI backgrounds
Canโt wait for reimoo to be AI in 21
>>528812695But we have bootleg AI raymoo at home, dear
As long as the music isn't AI generated...
>>528821395I've got bad news for you
>>528821736It was all a lie?
>>528828892If I have to pick...?
Right.
Because sanny's mom has it going on...!
>>528828892Right seems easier to bully.
>>528832173what did he mean by this
>>528845043>forgives mizuchi>instakills fortune tellerwhat is reimus problem?
last warning
one more lewd post and i'm gonna start spraying
>>528867229Intent really. If you accidentally a youkai or get forced to become one, that's mostly out of your control. If you chose or cheat your way into non-humanity, seems like she considers you a threat to both humans and youkai.
Which raises questions about Parsee. Can probably assume it's a combination of respect and Parsee being kind of a divine/blessed transformation
>>528863362>Reimu>Being this happyPick itchy (TL note: itchy means one)
i would fill reimu's donation box alright
>>528875279She's actually running towards her next victim
>>528878197Hang on, that's... /2hug/?!
technically speaking
sex magic is canon in tuhu
>>528875279the grump is always happy when she gets to kill people
Reimu-san, save this thread from page 10.
What is ZUN's opinion on touhou hentai?
>>528896696everything is canon
>>528896696He's like the Helltaker dev, he has a fetish for girls in cute hats so he makes games to inspire porn artists.
everyone knows that chiro is the best girl
>>528904851Can I touch them?
>>528875279I pulled out a stack of money bills and slapped my palm with them, brings her running every time
all girls should be youkai
>>528924860red shrine maiden wants to know your location
>>528927369chronically huge hitbox
>>528929960That's a big Miji
>>528874053what about alice?
>>528930962Mixed bag of larps halfie claiming to be human but 'formerly' maybe. Tall Alice doll theory is there too.
>>528945774I don't understand this kind of "humor", sorry.
I want a crow tengo wife NOW
>>528951028jerking my shit
>>528951760I look like this and do this.
>>528951760>came in 17 secondsWhat an absolute quickshooter
Have you heard the good word of our Lord and Savior Meira?
>>528079283what did maridiaper mean by this?
>>528952668*Shakes 8ball*
Ask again later
MEIRA NOOOOOO!! DON'T DO IT! THEY ARE CLUELESS PLEASE FORGIVE THEM I BEG YOU
>>528953161Holy meirabroken
HOOOOLYYY MEIRABROKEEEEEN
>>528951760Gonna need a source on this nothing's coming up for me
>>528924860No!
>>528921201I want to say yes but muh flavors!
>>528873752"But....you ARE a cute girl, Reimu"
>>528987518Human woman look like that?!
>>528989050yes
so you better forget about youkai women
>Wait 12 hours? That's like, five packs *puffs*
>>529001008Scuttle Bug is a pretty random choice for a Mario character corssover but I'm not complaining
don't listen to the shrine maiden
>>528987518>>529010303extremely hard decision
>>529010539Not really, just pick Suika as drunken tend to be honest
Where did everyone go......?
too busy banging youkai women
Friendly reminder that /2hug/ supports trans rights and if y'all don't like that y'all can FUCK right the FUCK OFF :)
miko is getting uppity again
Are mods cracking down on /v/hu more than usual or something? What's with the retards coming here?
I'll marry Kanako and the cringey shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine cannot stop me.
Hello /2hug/, the final weekend of the VGL is upon us.
We are the first match of the day, facing /drg/ in Hell's Wild Card round 1, if we lose it's a game over, but if we win, we'll also play later on against /zzz/!
What will our fate be...? Tune in at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague in 29 minutes!
>>529038213playing against both sounds like a loss
>>529038213Didn't we lose to /drg/ recently? I hope the manager has some new strategies.
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>>529028206better hurry, she's melting
>>529038213The stream has started and we'll be on soon!
>>529038213Damn, hope /2hug/ wins for a change
>>529038213manager-kun....
we should replace the manager with AI, just like ZUN intended
>>529046274i-is she okay?
>>529046382https://exhentai.org/g/1302417/91dcdde40f/
https://exhentai.org/g/2029291/7b982e6b16/
>>529046729good thing fairies respawn fast
>>529046729>need to log init's guro isn't it
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>>529038213All I can say is that it worked in testing, pic of an average test on my PC.
Sorry guys...
The good news is we're out of qualifiers and there's a very good chance we're switching PES versions so at least no fumble this bad will happen.
Sorry for the disappointing games since VGL21, lost the mojo I suppose. To be fair, I was under divine intervention for VGL 21.
The other PESs tend to agree a little more with our general tactics (which is football basic, central throughball play) so we should do better on it. I think the real issue is we're trying to do things the game doesn't agree with. I guess that would be the basics of the game huh...
Again very sorry for the poor performance since then, but we are trying. The next VGL friendlies should be in September, so I still hope to see you there. I must give you something your hopes won't be dashed on!!
i'm more of a shinmyoumaru type of guy
>>529022959They are, yeah. The retards have also made a colony on /jp/, so I'm surprised they're coming here.
>>529047771Don't worry, thanks for managing. Remember to press x next time.
>>529047771>picProof that VG Legaue is rigged...
Btw, will there be Danmaku Cup this year?
>>529048782I'm not the one organizing them, but I know there's at least plans to have another one. No idea when though.
Also a sad pls rember pic since I posted a test result on the previous one.
>>529047771>testingfirst mistake
>>529048782Hi, organizer here. I've been too busy with things to organize it, so we're skipping this year and we'll have it for the vgl26 preshow.
Hopefully I'll have completed my bot project by then. I want the game to be played by customizable bots which behave in a much more human-like way, to spice things up.
Here's the concept:
Each bot looks at the screen and sends button presses to play the game on human vs human mode. They recognize bullets by comparing with the previous frame, but the accuracy is intentionally not perfect, it depends on where the bot is "looking" and how focused on that area it is. Their button presses aren't perfect either but have a degree of imperfection given by RNG, with the goal of making the bots fail about as often as a human would (the chances of an imperfection can be tweaked to simulate a more or less skilled human).
Bots act according to priorities (like "focus on the area closer to you" / "pay equal attention to everything on screen" and "stay as far away from the bullets as possible" / "prioritize micrododging") which should ideally not have a best solution that fits all cases, but instead depend on how the opponent plays. These priorities can be saved into one of three presets, and the "managers" can request switching between presets during the rounds.
If I manage to make things work as planned, we could also try using UDoALG for a change, which looks better thanks to it using the modern engine, but on which cpu vs cpu matches with the game's own AI are pretty boring, from what I've seen after giving it a couple tries.
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what are you listening to on this fine evening?
>>529056041my father saying I need a gf
>>529056041>one of the few actually good stack songsGood taste
they fucking the dogs
they fucking the cats
>>529048407MEIIIIRAAAA SPARE HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>529048407holy meirabroken
i only come here to post parsees, who's meira?
No wonder these guys got banned off the board
>>529060072read all about the good word of meira
>>529060072My fuarking hero
>>529060072>parseeyou can do better than that, bro
>>529060273MEIRA PLEASE SPARE HIM
>>529060815I'm done sparing
It's GENOCIDE time
>>529060713what's that supposed to mean?
>>529061582i mean, like who you like
but cmon, parsee... bro
>>529062261Hope is cringe! Despair is where it's at.
>>529062841>left to right
ngl, parsee is kind of a cute
>>529062841>my cat's gonethe one she has in eraTW?
>>529063810i can't
suika will rip my tongue
Reimu has joined the server
Marisa disconnected
Sanae disconnected
Suwako disconnected
Cirno disconnected
Remilia disconnected
>>529063965One thing I've recently learned is that Shuten Doji means Alcohol Kid, so it's hard to not think of her as some western bandito.
....where did everyone go?
>>529128957>underhanded tactic didn't know that nazrin was such a rat
>>529129072I didn't either until I played UFO. She's an absolute douchebag there.
dumb rat
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
joon would be pretty cute
if she wasn't such a fucking bitch
>>529156809Anon no, you'll create more rats
I can 5cc every game on easy
>>529169965don't worry, anon
i'll pull out(no)
>>529184359>i'll pull outNazrins leglock says no.
>reason 479 anons aren't allowed in gensokyo
>rat plague prevention.
I want to give Miko a foot massage after a long day. Rubbing Miko's soles and heels to make her feel good!
>>529184827Leglock 'and' taillock, he's fucked.
I wish I was taillocked by Ran.
You can't date Ran because Yukari/Merry is already munching on her Ran's carpet every night. She named her after Renko, after all.
>>529188712just turn anons into women when cross over, cant have pregnancies that way
>>529207649stopped reading at ran
>>529153374yes feet i agree
>>529244134i heard there's a lot of them in america
i love women
tuhu for me?
HEY YOU!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLEASE YOUR SPECIAL LADY ALL NIGHT LONG?
HEY YOU!
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A WAY TO ENHANCE YOUR SCHLONG?
WELL I HAVE THE WEBSITE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
WITH OUR PRODUCTS YOU'LL BE A
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MORE PLEASANT THAN YOUR WETTEST DREAM
SPECIAL PILLS TO MAKE YOUKAI SCREAM
YOUR WAY TO PLEASURE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BELIEVE TO ME, THIS IS LINK https://boards.4chan.org/vg/catalog#s=/2hug/
It's Suika Sunday!
Alway rember dat!
>>529263159You liver isn't gonna last long like this.
does yuuma give the best head?
>>529302561Are her tits cold?
>>529320381tax write offs
>>529320381morally approved slave labor
>>527603425You made her into an oppai shota?
>>529333318I think those shrine boys are hiding vagoos!
>>529320381Love
Make sure to love your Fairy
dumb baku
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>529305391we just don't know
but i heard somewhere that she absorbs heat into herself and converts it into cold
so inside she is warm/hot
>>529355927Why is the goat like this?
>>529320381Strapping to a classroom chair and forcibly educating
>>529380752Why would you do such a horrible thing.
>>529320381Industrial scale [P] extraction.
Aya is trying to sell my a VPN alongside the newspaper subscription, what should I do?
>>529397281bomb her house
>>529397281Press X to bomb
post funny touhou pictures
>>529399381this is canon, btw
We don't do funny in here.
do you think dudes in gensokyo would be participating in spell card battles more, if they knew that you can, technically, bang your opponent if you win
https://youtu.be/VgEq2ck1Guc
Sanae if she Kirby
>>529404303didn't know snae was a vorefag
>>529399381Oh cool, this guy draws lennies.
>>529404303only post trailers for games that can be played right now
>>5294175932hug might not be here in 10 days
>>529417593>Releases 7.11Nitori can hold her breath for that long! (maybe)
>>529404303where's suwako's game? what the fuck
who the fuck cares about sanae?
I think Touhou has made me a thighs man.
There's just so many exquisitely beautiful thighs in Touhou.
Meiling's thighs were so sexy that they had to be hidden by baggy pants (they do look good on her though).
Sakuya's thighs are supple and round, perfect even. Everytime someone draws Sakuya's legs, I reach a new tier of enlightenment.
Saki's thighs are strong enough to kill ten oxen with a single squeeze and i'm a curious man.
Most importantly, I want Reimu to wrap her legs around my waist as I hoist her into the air and vent all my woes.
God, I'm lonely.
>>529450902eh. lonely or not it's a based post
>>529454317Almost forgot about Futo, her thighs could convert me to Taoism
>>529450902Start working out anon, become the man worthy of those thighs.
>>529455752wtf i like tengu now
[P] [P] *slow ass projectile* [P]
Mokou, explode this thread.
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>>529474693Oh boy, four power items!
>>529450902if you add tummies to the list, then based
i want _______ to sit on my face
>>529501215Reimu or Marisa, the perfect amount of weight. Every other girl is either too light or too FAT
>>529491798I do sometimes ponder what it'd be like to rest my head on Reimu or Yuyuko's tummy.
>>529482554It hasn't happened yet...
>>529506235>Marisawhat about her gamer hitbox?
>>529508816it's big and fat
marisa's huge hitbox on my face
>>529509201why is it so big anyway?
mushroom diet?
>>529509573big girl needs a lot of mushrooms
>>529509573It's actually all muscles, from her squatting all day to pick up mushrooms.
>>529511003i actually believe this
i had a similar situation, where i was climbing up a hill on my way to work everyday and got swole calves as a result
>>529511003why doesn't reimu have a big ass, from sitting all day?
>>529511926Because she barely eats anything, it balances out.
OP isn't going to be fixed for the next thread, is it?
>>529513073Do it yourself.
>>529513073Don't fix what isn't broken.
>>529519448new thread
>>529513073fixed, i think i did it right
>>529511926Sitting doesn't take effort, squatting implies lowering and lifting a 20kg+ weight (depending on how much Marisa's upper body weights) over and over with her thighs and ass.
You see that would imply that Marisa has powerful thighs and ass, which is good enough for me.
