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>Previous Thread>>527254362
>>527482208 (OP)this thread won in the marketplace of ideas
someone trade me tf2 items for my cs2 items at a profitr (for you)
uh oh blackies on my cart
>>527482128WE'RE IN HERE!
>>527482074You can completely avoid ever knowing or caring about those things and just play the game and be just fine
>>527482439no we're not. enjoy your ban for spamming
>>527482208 (OP)this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>527482513I'm not spamming bitch.
>>527482665>early thread>spammed image>spamming posts to said early threadtick tock
guys. I did not get my gz for getting 400dpm as scout in a highlander scrim
>>527482762>see name>close webm
>>527482729Dustbowl is my second favorite map so sure
lmao look at demofloyd's sorry excuse for a thread.
>>527482128https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5CjmHLUQQI
>>527482736This thread is also early.
>>527482856and now he's going to sit alone bumping it until it 404's or archives. what a miserable existence
>>527482856That's not demofloyd that's sployd, idiot.
>>527482896that's only 1, there's 3x as many reasons for mods to get your stupid ass
Genshin has a better and more coherent artstyle than tf2 currently.
>>527482208 (OP)Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>527483229mine, in your ass
>>527482332Didn't get 1st post with his spam award
>>527483229demoman
yes it's because he's black
>>527482282>>527482332Zesty won in the marketplace of ideas.
>>527483264Nu-uh, fempyro is not a merc and females do not have penises!
>>527483286Bit mean.
>>527483340Which game allows a cabal of child-molesting trannies to rape the art style every few months for money?
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Filter thousands and thousands of gacha anime girl pics today, free of charge or somtething
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>Filter thousands and thousands of gacha anime girl pics today, free of charge or somtething
>>527483858nice reaction pic, did you get it from xitter
>>527483921no your mom gave it to me after I fucked her
>>527483971This reply won in the marketplace of ideas
When are we moving back to altchan
>>527483921no, I got it from KnowYourMeme
Protip: Filenames that consist of 1 letter followed by 2 numbers are KYMCHAD filenames.
>>527483971>mom jokemillennial overload
>>527483229Biggest to smallest
>Demoman>Heavy>Soldier>Spy>Sniper>Engie>Pyro>Medic>Scout
>>527484000trips of truth
>>527483790filter it again, filterfag. chop chop!
>both the floyd threads got nuked
L M A O
>>527482208 (OP)What's the consensus on zesty's servers atm? Are they actually any gud cuz i hear there's rampant mod abuse and there's a very low map pool, so i've steered clear so far. But a few of my friends played and said it was fine.
>Thoughts?
imagine still seething about demogeorge even when the jannies do everything to satisfy your pedophile ass
>>527484396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A
So which maps have your favorite background details? aka skyboxes, out of bounds areas and generally places inaccessible to players and servce as decoration for the map. I think mountain lab had some really nice background details.
>>527484472okay DM me your bank account
>>527484758guh
give steam and i['ll give you items
>>527484357>What's the consensus on zesty's serverseh they're fine, not totally 100% vanilla but they're pretty close so no cancer extra additions and map pool is an alright size, haven't seen any mod abuse personally (yet)
>>527484357tkgp > zesty > uncletopia > all the other shit ones like oprah or whatever
>>527484357Goblin cock is better
>>527484804fuck yeah add me id/stary
>>527484667>skyboxesThunder Mountain/Sawmill.
I'm a weakling for "the sun is peeking through the rainy clouds" type of weather.
me with all my participation medlas
>>527485265Personally for me, it's late evening/dusk skyboxes and Farmageddon has got the best looking one in that regard.
when she sees your steam account and notices your lack of mge medals
>>527484667Monster Bash. There's a lot of detail you're never going to notice in regular gameplay.
The entire exterior of the castle is modeled. The entire road leading up to the castle is modeled. There's an entire town that the road leads to. It's insane, I found all of this when I was noclipping there once
what shud i buy
>>527485483mge is not an indicator of skill
t. has a bunch of top 3 badges and a top 1 badge
>>527484667honestly. upward is top tier
I spent thousands of hours not even realizing upward had a skybox cause I always used mastercomfig which disabled 3d skyboxes. but now every time I play it I get a stiffy
>>527485492>>527485607Dang that's pretty cool, love the little town too. Monster bash really is a nice looking map but I fucking hate playing it every year.
>>527484357Theyโre fine, glad to have a server with quickplay settings and โmostlyโ vanilla, although he has started adding small changes here and there like banning the Vacc and removing spectate
what even is upward supposed to be
>>527486071There's also an angry "mob" at the gate to the castle. That one I missed but the wiki has it.
>>527484667>>527486023metalworks is far superior though. I mentioned upward cause enabling 3d skyboxes was like a night and day difference. changed the map for me. Felt like I spent thousands of hours with cataracts and suddenly I get 20-20 vision
PSA: enable skyboxes
>>527484667It's really basic but I love 2fort's outbound areas. The flat farmland surrounding it all around in the main area, the gated off part in the courtyard, the huge underground computer room in intel. It's all very comfy.
>>527485564I've been having fun with Risk Of Rain 2 again. Would recommend
>>527484357>Thoughts?The greatest! Simply the best! Like none other!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF94BERdluE
>>527484357Castaway is a better server (only when that schizo gabber isn't online and calling people pedophiles for playing better than him).
>>527482729Fuck no
!nominate cp_altitude
!rtv
>>527484472>findom do you have brain damage
>>527487414probably, but a lot less than your average person
>>527487773no... you can't joke about that
>>527487773This makes underaged Hamas sympathizers seethe and leak from their genitals
>>527487773What is Demohammed doing in Israel bruh
>>527489072pl dustbowl is fine too
>>527488485what the fuck are you babbling about
>>527489861Some people can't take black comedy
>>527482074>Guys we NEED to talk more about e-celebs
The invisible hand of /tf2g/ discussions demands that we talk about our favorite ecelebs.
>>527491564What if I don't have a favorite e-celeb
>>527491978then you haven't watched enough jjerma
>>527491564What if I'm my favorite e-celeb?
>>527491564Rather talk about our favorite mercs
here's mine
How do you actually fix the crouch bug when it happens to you
>>527493671that shit that makes it so pressing crouch punts you upwards from your pov
>>527493752I always thought that happened when the server was being lagged.
>>527482384I'd be down, what items are you trading?
Looking for pure?
>>527486119What do you think it is?
>mining carts>rock conveyors>ship with a shiploaderIt's obviously the location of a mining operation
>mwheelup for my primary
>mwheeldown for my secondary
>can't switch to melee cuz the damn wheel keeps spinning
does anyone know the name of that one nu-map that was a/d and had a train on the side?
>>527498606Train on the last point? That's Mossrock
>>527498683no I found it
it's Overgrown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>527484667I always loved Harvest's fall farming area around the map.
Very cozy and reminds me of when I lived with my parents.
I just recorded a sick move in a demo. How do I turn it into a video? Do I really have to record my screen now?
>>527484357You just have to be careful to not taunt ever because if it happens to be on zesty he's gonna have a melty and kick you
>>527485564little witch nobeta tf2
>>527485564OPPAI Ero App Academy Bigger, Better, Electric Boobaloo!
>>527482762i still cant believe they made cascade official, that map always seemed so ass from the first time i played it
overgrown makes me feel weirdly nostalgic for 2011-2012 TF2 and I don't get why because it looks nothing like it
>>527486209kino
>>527484667sultry looks so detailed, all the area beyond the fence is non-accessible
https://tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_sultry.11328/
>>527501156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-VmOwUsSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsmD2UbVs-w
>>527501156>Put Mastercoms High or Mastercoms Ultra inside your custom folder to make it look nice>open game>Console: demoui>a small demo player will open>click Load - Select the demo file>go to the tick where the epic play happens>pause>cl_drawhud 0>start recording your screen>play the demoThis is my lazy way of doing it, you can use lawena too but thats more of a pain afaik
Interesting video explaining competitive 6s for pubbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ14pgVbVsE
maybe heaven is a place where you can experience wonder of seeing something for the first time and satisfaction of understanding it completely at the same time
the paradox of knowing and not knowing
being a curious child and experienced adult simultaneously
>>527490697This but unironically, get these parasites out of this community.
>>527509738someone said they're basically on opposite ends of the spectrum politically but they ruin tf2 just as much and i think about that all the time
>>527495645Go away attention whore, nobody likes you! and you use AI to make your reddit normie opinionated posts to make them TF2 related too.
>>527507031>class are limited to limit stagnation>anyway, the comp team composition has been the exact same for 12 years...
>>527512563this but unironically. (he's also just brown so his opinions are retarded)
>>527513052How do you know he's brown?
>>527513213a magician never reveals his secrets.
>>527509738This imagine is so funny I can't stop laughing! Will there ever be a meme funnier than this?
>>527512563>>527513052It's very brown-coded to accuse somebody of using AI just because they use proper grammar and make logically coherent posts, but I guess that's like getting a hackusation in TF2 so thank you for the compliment.
>>527513626it'd be funnier if it had fempyro and him cucking engineer lol
>>527513708>coping over being a degenerateepic high brother, this is a tf2 general btw
>>527513708You're still an attention whore because you post sloppy images to get people to reply to you.
Don't directly reply to him he's an attention whore
>makes a comfortable living out of playing tf2 all day and uploading them to youtube
>has a hot girlfriend and a rich social life full of friends
>still goes out regularly, travelling to different places and enjoys life to itโs fullest
Whatโs your excuse tf2g chuddy? Why canโt you be more like him?
>>527513986>sloppy imagesNigga please, I post high-quality images. If you want to see slop then look at the Floydgoons posting the same AI-generated images 500 times.
>>527513213The Floydautist hates anime so much that he literally tried to dox my IP address from 4chan and thinks I live in Turkey. Bro is not the best SIGINT specialist.
>>527514602>schizophrenic ontop of being a brownie porn addictnice but how is this tf2 related
>>527514602Demofloyd images are TF2 related, your images are not.
We really needed that heavy update, bros
Imagine what could've been...
We also need an update that gives you a 1 month ban if you post futa slop when it's not relevant.
hey so when are we moving to full ch where mods do their job
>527516389
You can fuck off to 8cancer right now, we're not going to miss you
>>527514602>Niggaplebbit is 2 doors down NIGGER
>>527517204Racism is bad.
Earlier I did say that I would retire the demofloyd meme but because people started seething about it so much again I decided to keep posting it again.
yeah im thinking its time to become an 8chad
>>527518206Yeah I agree, Just don't bother with /tf2g/ any more. There's no point to talk about it the first place, and, with the demofloyds currently tearing away at this general's corpse and the jannies blatantly allowing that and/or being one of them, it all just makes this general completely and utterly worthless. Don't waste your energy reporting them, or trying to post normally. It won't work, and it hasn't worked for the past three months.
Leave this place and don't ever look back. Don't even come in these threads any more. Eventually, even the demofloyds will tire of doing the same awful posts every single day without response. Just let /tf2g/ die.
>>527482439>>527482513>>527482665>>527482736>>527482896>>527483143Why does the DemoFloyd poster piss off so many posters on this general?
Reminder that jannies always defend troublemakes and they do it for FREE
>>527514290Why is he posting like a woman?
>>527519473Because of something he did almost a year ago, shame I wasn't there to witness it all.
>>527519473idk but its tiresome to see people getting mind broken over a meme you can just ignore
>>527520349>>527520428This thread oozes self aggrandizing behavior. I don't understand why they would get so offended by demogeorge unless they hold certain social or political opinions so strongly that they couldn't cope with sharing the same space with those that do not. I personally don't enjoy seeing the softcore hentai images being posted, but I just hide them. REALLY starting to think they're just trannies because all you ever get on 4chan anymore are edgy nogs or trannies nowadays, the majority of people with a functioning mind quit the internet ages ago.
>>527520976yeah i aint reading that schizobabble
>>527521126It's not that long and it's clearly true. You have two sides that literally cannot cope with either side existing. They want the other gone so they can finally play the game in peace, but they don't play the game.
>>527520976You talk a lot for being a dumb faggot. It's a forced meme by a tiresome third worlder, it doesn't have to be social or political. I'm just as tired of the ecleb posting, ironic or not, it's dull as fuck
>>527521240maybe but it's literally just a meme, its funny to some, makes others seethe. It's existence is justified.
>>527520976you may be fine letting undesirables fester in the thread and not want anything better, but don't expect the same of everyone else
>>527521457>undesirablesas if the loliposters, etc aren't yet they are still here. Every side has undesirables.
>>527521645again, you just letting whatever you dislike linger around and just brushing it off isn't something everyone is going to want to settle with.
>>527521772I'm agreeing with you, that both sides have undesirables. The thing is there's actual levels to it, Demofloyd is straight up a meme which can be ignored. While the other is straight up porn addiction and not tf2 related.
>>527521926It's not porn addiction if it isn't even porn.
>>527521309George Floyd is a hot topic in social and political conversation, so why do you think someone would get annoyed at him being turned into a TF2 meme? Do you have aspergers or something, why do you seem to struggle with context?
>>527521457I expect nothing and I'm still let down.
>>527521457I'm not fine with undesirables, but it's become pretty obvious having now lurked through 4chan, Reddit, the Steam discussion forums, etc that this just sort of is TF2's community in a general sense. You have edgy nogs and you have LGBBQ players and they are at odds with each other in a permanent stalemate. Neither side is ever going to convince the other that their behavior is wrong and that's exactly why they are online. They are online because their behavior would be frowned upon by anyone normal, normal people don't seem to play TF2 anymore.
>>527522020>fetishizing little children isn't late stage porn addictionlol
>>527521926Or you can do something about it instead of letting things lie
>>527522096There's already other alternative chan esque sites that actually deal with shitposters so it things don't have to be as they are if we make an active effort to change.
why is the loli spammer angry about the tf2 floyd spammer?
>>527522020I mean, it's clearly softcore porn. Anyone with eyes can see this, what am I supposed to be looking at when the images depicting young girls in skin tight clothing are pressing their asses or breasts together or are posing with their ass bent outward? What's am I supposed to be looking at there?
>>527522273I'm saying there is no fixing this, this just IS the community. This is how it was 10 years ago and it's the same. You have edgy nogs and LGBBQ users at odds with one another. You can connect to any server and unless you aren't also a sperg incapable of seeing context, you can see that the majority of these users suffer from intellectual disability. They're retarded.
Having an actual TF2 discussion is a bannable offense now because trannies are doing it too
No one said that
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>literally the thread
My dumbass grandpa fell down the stairs and started bleeding from the head so now i have to take his dumbass to the hospital instead of playing TF2...
I would be fine with demofloyd were it not for the fact that he's revealed himself to be a sharty toddler and a furry scat porn spammer.
>>527523014Fake girls aren't porn.
>>527523298Unfortunately many TF2 players are furries for some reason.
>>527523014That mindset is why things will remain as they are.
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>>527522934It's actually not me who usually complains about the Floydposter even though he often seethes about me. Most generals have autists far worse than him.
>>527523894You are delusional then. If it didn't change 10 years ago, it won't change now. The only effective thing that works is raiding or doxxing someone, actively trying to destroy their life so that they can't return and keep shitting up games or whatever, but you can't do that when the majority of users are this way ON BOTH SIDES, NIGGER.
>>527524126So what exactly are we supposed to looking at with this image?
>>527524432At the developed buttocks and breasts of that attractive young woman, you closeted homosexual.
>>527524249I'm talking about the thread itself, which has a solution if we did migrate over to a place with actual working mods that do their job.
>>527524539You would just end up creating two communities and unless you plan on raiding the other communities, I'm not interested.
I don't like the floydfag OR the loli poster, but at least the lolitard doesn't spam the thread with unrelated woah jacks
>>527524829well yeah because he's not a troll, he attaches those pics because he likes them
>>527524829i genuinely don't understand how one compares the two when one actually discusses the game, albeit with lewd imagery
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what went so horribly wrong?
>>527524829Nigger thought I was the floyd guy lol
>>527524432Obviously her expensive Crystal Crown unusual effect and Hale's Own Knife
>>527525375Mid-tier taste in waifus
>>527524829The loli slop is also unrelated.
>>527524126>Most generals have autists far worse than him.Like you.
>>527524525Cartoons aren't attractive.
>>527524525That is a drawing
>>527524525You got a point
>>527524525You're correct
>>527525375He has to bear the sins of this community on his shoulders. Our sins. Your sins. My sins. Only the cleansing flames of the TRVKE can save us now.
What kind of things did you purchase in TF2?
>>527527619Wutville Stamps.
>>527527619$42000 worth of map stamps. All. On. Banana. Bay.
>I think I'll take Yomps out to a steak dinner tonight, what do ya think about that?
>>527529227DF? What does that mean?
>>527529227Demoman Floyd...
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I'm gonna go cap the intel, cap the intel.
>BMD-4 paypig hits my turret face with his orbital strike ATGM
>post pen kills my driver
>turret face, kill driver
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????????????????
>>527532359That poster is a Spy!
>>527494779pro ks strange original
>>527532359That poster is not one of ours!
>>527532760Why is his son white?
>>527494825ty that's me irl
>S-Tier (Superior-Tier) Posters:
โขSign Anonโsinglehandedly got Valve to #FixTF2
โขSmokioโsinglehandedly got Valve to #SaveTF2
โขShallow Godโposts excellent webms with top-tier frags
โขSouthernNinjaโposts his excellent video here
โขSpindelโone of the best ritualposters on this board
โขScary Monstersโbased schizophrenic
โขSorry Dudeโposts gigachad anime like Dragon Ball Z
โขSkymin Simpโhates Romanians and loves Asian girls, that's a win in my book
โขSnaildier posterโposts Snaildier, we love Snaildier
>A-Tier (Acclaimed-Tier) Posters:
โขAdachi posterโfriendly Steam user
โขAsuka posterโRei is better but Asuka is still good
โขAnime Porn posterโgood taste in ecchi, knows that ass > tits
โขAnime Feet posterโposts high-IQ commentary along with feet pics
โขAdmin of Konata.tfโruns a pretty good /tf2g/ server
>B-Tier (Beneficial-Tier) Posters:
โขBoxing Tournament hoster (Ryuke)โsometimes hosts a Heavy boxing tournament
โขBakugoโhe used to run a successful server but it's no longer alive
โขBad Hombreโhe runs a good TF2 server but can't help himself from trolling in /tf2g/
>C-Tier (Conventional-Tier) Posters:
โขCHADCHADโblack guy + cheater
โขCopypastafagsโroundhouse kick a copypastafag into the concrete
โขCutContent (404UNF)โclaim to fame is starting creators.tf drama, pretty cringe otherwise
>D-Tier (Detrimental-Tier) Posters:
โขDotsyโI think (and hope) he offed himself
โขDeadlock shillโnobody cares about that slop game, just post the gargoyle girl
>F-Tier (Failure-Tier) Posters:
โขFishStickOnAStickโcrossdressed as a maid on stream
โขFrozen Aisle Manager, BlessedVivaโmorbidly obese, acts like a child despite being 40 years old
โขFloydposterโschizophrenic Russian spammer
โขFempyro posterโkeeps posting a transgender fan character
>>527534707Drew needs to be in D tier
>all those tranime posters (spammers) above F tier
>>527534707blessedviva is forty?
Unironically r/tf2 talks about TF2 more than this place.
>>527482332his servers are dead
>>527534707what about the rat and cart posters?
>>527536495This thread is for non-players to spam because they secretly play Overcuck 2: Electric Jewgaloo.
>>527534707Demofloyd won.
>>527534707>โขSign Anonโsinglehandedly got Valve to #FixTF2>โขSmokioโsinglehandedly got Valve to #SaveTF2Neither of these succeeded though
>>527534707>putting porn addicted tranimeposters over soulful copypasta posters
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>527537026i dont even know who smokio is, qrd?
>>527538103just a schizo
the one posting the tierlist is probably him
>>527534707Deadlockshill won.
where is the tf2tuber tier list
>>527537201It's probably them who made the tier list, the humble posting themselves in A-tier...
>>527524126This. The times where this general were a ERP chat for a bunch of derranged trannies were way worse than demofloyd era
>>527540839All the good ones stopped uploadingโฆ
b4nnybros... we are not good enough...
>>527542153If he wasnโt so fucking fat then maybe heโd play better.
>>527534707Do even half the people on this thing still post here?
>>527543208this is literally me
>>527524126no one cares about u, ur an attention whore who cares too much about how you're perceived which is sad...
>>527546203Why are you trailing off?
>>527543208tf2 is such a sovlful game
You guys literally will never stop talking about e-celebs and thread personalities huh
>>527546338You did it first, just correcting how you're disliked by a lot of people; so much so that every time you're put in your place you proceed to change the subject.
>>527547327No, I'm asking why you end all your posts like this... with ellipses... trailing off... into the night...
Makes it read like your voice is getting quieter. Very weak!
t. failed eceleb + failed thread personality
>>527534707I think Demofloyd deserves at least a D tier placement
Damn, this nigga donโt know when to pop uber XD
>>527547487You are a dumb nigger...
>>527547487You're a retard... hope you manage to stay on subject and concede when you're pummeled into your place.
>calling them reddit maps shows how overweight and chronically online you are
If I get my way, I'm taking every single tranime poster, throwing them into a hole and using that hole as my personal toilet. That's right, I'm gonna turn you into Indians.
hank
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Classes that make you feel like pic related?
>>527546621Aren't you the avatarfag who never shuts up about
"did zesty win yet"
>>527527619I rebought the invasion collection after selling it sometime 7 years ago after the bot infestation. Since those faggots are mostly gone I bought those again and a handful of unusuals
>>527553082certainly, they talk about zesty with the exact same avatars. well, he to be more specific
>>527549498absolute fucking baller holy shit
i gotta try that
>>527553709I've gotten away with it before by hiding behind the dispenser and waiting for the sentry to run out of ammo. Unfortunately I didn't bother recording back then.
>>527519473gee I wonder why a neet attention whore who's spammed our general every day for a year would be hated
>>527512952>implying the meta hasnt evolved regardless of the same classes being played>implying the strategies and tactics havent drastically changed in the past 20 yearsill give you this: If A/D and more koth was played, you would see more off-meta classes.
In 5CP you still see plenty of offclasses, almost every last hold has either an engineer or a heavy, often a sniper depending on the map. And stalemates often see use of either a sniper or a spy.
Almost like the classes made to be generalists are well rounded, the classes made for defence are good at defence, and the specialist classes are good for special circumstances
>>527508965>heavenit aint that deep
>>527556505i like demofloyd and have a job.
>>527556505Are the demofloyds in the room right now?
idk the only spam I've seen "every day" is the blue archive poster. I've seen more loli pussy than floyd spam in this general
>>527557452literally this
>>527519473successful troll. we're conditioned by this site for it to feel unfathomable but this thread has actual leftists and troons in it, after all we have snowflakes who unironically make posts saying TRIGGER WARNING: Z*sty is "hateful" because he is evil enough to make response videos and is therefore the worst tf2tuber ever.
so Demofloyd existing is on the exact same level of evil to them, except that he's here, forcing their little pathetic clique on the defense.
>>527557262you're not the poster then, he's admitted to being a neet
>>527557452fuck off you bad faith retard you can literally go through the archives and see it in every thread
>>527557618I've posted demofloyd from time to time though, i'd post it less if you didn't love the meme so much it makes you you talk about it as often as it does.
>>527557538The Emporium should make demofloyd cosmetics, that'll own the chuds.
>>527557794this is literally my first 2 posts in the thread you lying faggot and I'm not the one that brought it up I responded to someone else
>>527558115cool, well if people like you didn't love the meme so much you yearned and yelped every day in this thread for it; maybe people would stop posting it. Until then, i guess demofloyd is permanently culture.
>>527551498>Racism outside of /b/>>527551798Internet tough guy logged on
culture is reciprocal, if your definition of culture is making everyone hate and revile you then you have not created any culture at all
you will never be culture
>>527558389i just told u i, and others don't hate it. I genuinely find you funny, and the meme funny.
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>>527558389>it's the no reply fag bitching and whining about DF again
mfw
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>>527558782hey man he's a new anon, definitely just a new guy whos definitely only posted twice and is super upset over the same thing again. stop assuming!
imagine sitting here on Father's Day and instead of spending time with your father you're incessantly bitching and complaining that people don't like your forced meme on a new mexican hat trading forum. actual fatherless behavior
>>527559449dont have to imagine it, you're doing it; have a good one buddy!
>>527559530I just spent time with my father and I'm about to spend more time with him, have fun without your dad whining here tho
>>527559668yeah i really don't care about all that, i and many others spend time with their fathers yet dont have to brag about it on a trading hat forum while crying abhout demofloyd. You have a good one now!
>>527559449I have a date planned for later today. just enjoy some comic relief every now and then
>>527559668You should show demofloyd to your dad later anon
Remember when demofloyd got someone laid?
>>527557618sure. here I picked a random recent thread
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/525491353/
I see 3 images that are floyd related. 1 empty brick wall, 1 floyd, and 1 sployd. 1 of which I'm pretty sure I posted (I'm not the DF poster)
meanwhile I count a total of 18 unrelated pornographic images
>>527560101if its true then fuck it good for them, sex is overrated though
>>527560101Remember when you made up shit?
>>527559949oh also forgot to say I'm just waiting for the food to finish before eating with my family, i have quite a lot going on lately as you can see
>>527560156All those anime posts are talking about the game though, floyd literally has not once talked about the game he's only here to antagonize and troll. Even if you don't like echii it's significantly more on topic and less harmful than just trying to piss people off because you're bored.
>>527560250That post wasn't me.
>>527560498Not saying it was, this is the post you keep lying and saying "got someone laid."
Literally a random retard saying a girl showed him a meme.
>>527560250>DF actually got someone laidbased
>>527560416>All those anime posts are talking about the game thoughThat's because they have to otherwise their post is off-topic, with demofloyd you don't have to because it's a TF2 related meme.
>>527560416actually demofloyd posted a gameplay webm on some occasion, he was named "Mr. Fox" if I remember correctly but I guess you forgot about that because having him actually be an active tf2 player doesn't fit your narrative
>>527559449This thread is filled with fatherless losers
Comp posting > whatever the fuck you guys have been doing for the past 30 posts
>>527560676Mr Firefox*
he's not the original demofloyd poster, just someone who was a fan who got bullied for openly liking the meme by the fempyro schizo.
>>527560649If it was on topic it wouldn't be deleted and IP wiped all the time, try again.
>>527560250>>527560590>floydtards have to pretend being sent a meme is sex>meanwhile fempyroposters have actual gfs and get laid regularly lmao
>>527560416the demofloyds in that thread were talking about the game as well
>All those anime posts are talking about the game thoughidk. I don't really see someone posting pokefeet porn and posting "Easiest class to learn?" as being a particularly high quality poster
>>527560847I control both sides of the war...
>>527558575>i, and othersYou and all of 2 people (one misvoted), congrats.
>>527560882the loliposter gets deleted and his images removed all the time... Good point.
>>527560947>Fempyro enjoyers: Purple Mysty (Trans), Their tranny friend who posted here as well, Zesty>Any of those getting laidyeah uh...... no.
>>527560963Even if he occassionally makes a vague attempt to be on topic, he literally admits all the time he's just here to troll. He JUST did
>>527518071No matter how you slice it the animeposters are always on topic and not trying to purposefully antagonize people, DF is objectively worse.
>>527560569Because he mentioned later down in the thread.
>>527560947>fempyroposters have actual gfs and get laid regularlySource?
>>527561302No he didn't, some other retard said "he might possibly be getting him laid" and now is trying to twist that into it actually happening. It's pathetic.
>>527561172>>527561476None of those people are who I'm talking about. Enjoy pretending being sent a meme is having a gf.
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>My favorite TF2 Class is Demoman
His sticky traps are so fun and I find the nuance of making people move into the traps with my pipes exhillerating... I wonder what classes you guys enjoy playing and for what reason.
>>527561120This poll doesn't mean anything much because we can assume that neither of these posters are seen as very annoying by all of the voters, just that there is inevitably a slightly worse one that they choose in the moment.
>>527561509>This happenedand then everyone clapped. Your cervix having gf even let u have sex with her after you fragged out in tf2!
>>527561279idk man. if the two people I have to choose between is a person who posts stuff that doesn't get me mad and people who have a collection of child pornography they post constantly, I'd say DF is a pretty good guy in comparison
>>527561120This poll doesn't mean anything much because we can assume that neither of these posters are seen as very annoying by all of the voters, just that there is inevitably a slightly worse one that they choose in the moment.
In other words, the participants were probably not very invested in the outcome.
>>527561659It happened way more directly than "girl sent me a meme this is sex now" lmao
>>527561730For sure dude, everyone clapped
>>527561509Their girlfriend was most likely born male, as TF2 seems to attract those kinds of people.
>>527561172Very few of them do and he never gets banned. DF meanwhile gets banned regularly and has to ban evade complaining the mods are against him. Really makes you think
>>527561859he specified cervix haver... stop projecting
>>527561945the loliposter gets banned regularly too, he ban evades regularly.
>>527562056Never once seen him in the ban log, never once seen his posts IP wiped like floydfags. Try again.
>>527561859the need to specificy, while putting detail gives away this mother fucker is not fucking no women, let alone non trans ones lmao
>>527560847I wonder what would happen if this became the meta in invite
Just once in a scrim a demo just flies into the other's choke unexpectedly
>>527562240>the need to specificy,Because obsessed retards like you immediately think every woman is trans? lmao if he didn't specify you'd be saying the same thing 10 times as hard
>>527562214He's literally been banned and will straight up say "nice one jannies" after an ip swap; i dont think people obsess about these things like you do pal. But it is noticed, and just adds to the sadness of the loliposter. Now instead of trying again, log off and lead a fufilling life my friend, theres more to this than obsessing over DF
>>527549498It's nuts how the demo and soldier were both hard-focusing, even though the sentry was almost certainly gonna get the kill on a trapped out-of-position medic.
>>527562375>having to humble brag and be specific about having sex on a new mexican hat trading game forumSounds very secure, ima clap, everyone do the same lol
>>527559449>new mexican hat trading forumNu-uh, it's a fempyro website! That means every post should have fempyro's ass attached to it!
>>527562402Literally fake news, I eagerly await your next manifesto that the 4chan related anime posts stay up but your garbage doesn't.
>>527562582this but unironically
>>527562307imo if people were doing it on an invite level then it would be way less effective, as 99% of the reason its effective is because its unexpected to see an enemy demo flying into your choke at the start of a round
so kinda like spy, but it could be situationally useful for sure if not overused
>>527562609idk why you feel the need to equate me to that clearly obvious troll post, i don't care about your obession and documentation of saving images of things you hate. I'm simply trying to enlighten you, and perhaps get you to stop being self destructive; failing of course, but i still get a laugh out of it.
How about you ask your Dad to play TF2 with you, or maybe log off and spend sometime with him on this fine father's day big guy?
>>527562582this but with demofloyd...
>>527562775>obvious troll postWhatever you want to tell yourself. You will never be welcome here, and thanks I got some plans with my dad later.
The craziest thing I learned from the 6v6 LAN is that they actually use the mantreads to help destroy sentries because you take significantly less knockback. Never would've guessed that.
what if instead of responding to low quality shitposters you guys just ignored them and just talked about something else entirely? instead of spending hours losing your time in pointless arguments and whatever the fuck
just an idea
>>527563060I'm telling you objectively, you should share demofloyd memes with your dad and post the results here. It'd be more productive than whatever obession you've devoted yourself to these past dozens of month with it. Have fun otherwise with ur daddy :).
>>527563112Another W for the COMPGODS
Letโs talk about Zesty Jesus and how amazing he is
>>527563368He's a dull attention seeker and an idiot.
>>527563368I liked his video on the bots, made everyone realize the game was actually botted and led to the #SaveTF2 movement.
>>527563368I don't watch him and didn't know who he was until I joined this general.
>>527563112like to uber in? was that an NA strat or EU strat?
what surprised me was that the commentators somehow never saw a sentry placed on gullywash last right behind the point, ive seen that spot used since 2013
https://youtu.be/T2_e8_Jej6I&t=987
>>527563368I want to like him but his OC, his pedophilic tendencies, and overall "reddit" speak kills it for me.
He has some noble ideas, but they're plagued with his own personal narcissistic idealizations.
(this is coming from someone who hates the troonporium.)
>>527563749>overall "reddit" speak>uses reddit spacing
>>527563712it's an NA strat to sack and switch to manthreads so the knockback from the sentry doesn't do anything
I've done it before but we find it a lot more consistent to just switch to spy, sap, and then sack
>>527563749>only ever posts an adult 32 year old 7" tall character>"pedophilic tendencies"the emporium isn't sending their best
>>527563870noticed you ignored the contents of my post, its because:
i'm right though
also concession accepted.
i know a comp guy who sounds just like him and has the same angsty tone whenever things arent going his way, hes insufferable
i wonder if he was the same way when he tried comp and thats the whole reason he suddenly became anti-comp years after following the scene and playing comp MM when it came out
>>527564001not affiliated with the emporium. zesty is a faggot who takes every criticism, or opposing point to him to heart because he's a narcissist. Which to me is cute,
>>527563960>spy, sap, and then sackwouldnt it be way better to go for the medic or demoman? they are higher value targets, teh engineer could simply go heavy or scout after his sentry gets sapped
>>527564225hes a self-described manchild who cant control his temper tantrums, its very rich that hes the one bringing up "maturity" when hes constantly projecting and doesnt have any politeness or respect when addressing other tf2bers
>>527564460He has good points, literally my critique is that he doesn't self reflect. If he got rid of the shitty OC, denounced his pedophilic tendencies (and followers), and unabashedly doubled down on hating the emporium. I'd straight up think he's COOL.
But as it stands, he's just a faggot lol
>respect
>modern tf2 playerbase
lol
>>527563535Um excuse me but you're not allowed to acknowledge that he has positive effects on the community. Valve actually just decided to grace us with their attention randomly, getting thousands and thousands of people to talk about the scale of the problem again didn't mean a thing.
>>527564253I mean obviously if the medic is standing still like a bot you can decide to stab if you really want. but most times the medic is being protected by the gun inside a dispenser with his back to a wall. the point for the sap is nobody can get in to assist the spy cause of the gun. Once you get the spy in place he saps the gun, and you commit 2 more players through doorways going in for a 3 man sack. spy can still help by causing chaos with revolver+knife
I should also say all of these strategies with manthreads and sap and sack is specifically for metalworks last. we do sap and sack for a couple of maps as well like cp_process but IIRC manthreads are only used on metalworks last
>>527564653theres tons of tf2bers who have good points andgood critiques while not turning them into ammo to create personal drama -they show at least a basic level of maturity in the way they produce content and interact with other creators and communities
zelebsty only poses as a "mature tf2/workshop critic" while being an absolute manchild who hasnt grown mentally since he was an angsty teen and then plays the victims as if people have a crusade against him and he didnt just create the bad atmosphere around him to begin with
>>527565047>>527564253> the engineer could simply go heavy or scout after his sentry gets sappedoh to clarify the point isn't to just destroy the gun. it's to get the sack for the medic
>>527565047>but most times the medic is being protected by the gun inside a dispenser with his back to a wallfair enough, ive just never done the sap thing because the sentries are usually placed in a way that youd be very likely to get spotted
>manthreads are only used on metalworks lastoh makes sense, its pretty strong in that point
>>527565230>oh to clarify the point isn't to just destroy the gun. it's to get the sack for the medicalright, thats what i didnt get, when i see a spy i simply think "hes going for the medic and maybe demo too", i dont even consider other options
>>527565126I/ mean, the emporium does this same shit. Zesty, and people like Diva Dan cannot take any criticism about themselves or their works without feeling personally attacked; which is fine given that its their work.
But It just means he has two have a better image (again get rid of the faggoty oc, and denounce pedophilia) + resolve (not take everything personally, or lean into your strong views more).
>>527565441>the emporium does this same shit.i dont follow the emporium so i dont know what they do or not do, im just talking out of my experience watching probably dozens of Tf2bers over the years
i think the angsty tone and mannerism he has on his streams also get imitated by his fanbase so they come off as very angsty as a whole which doesnt paint him in a good light when his fans invade some comment section
>>527537986Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>527565654They're dogshit, for similar reasons. if you dislike zesty, you'd dislike the emporium.
>>527565951this but femscout
im not racist
im just a fragger
Also ive seen people say that his angsty tone and negativity is "his brand" but i think hes legitimatelly like that, he has no self-control over it, no filter
>>527565951need this with dewmofloyd
>>527561515I like that, thanks for sharing.
My soundtrack arrived. I opted for amazon instead of any of those other sites for free shipping. They still include the codes.
I don't care for Zesty, I think he's a retard. But I hate the troonporium so I'm still hopeful Zesty will drop his TRVTHNVKE on them
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Funny image
>>527571325If he drops the truthnuke, his femzesty oc, etc hes s-tier tf2tuber status jkust saying
>>527569737retarded faggot giving valve more money for 0 reason. Torrent the soundtrack
>>527572798Why are you so mad? I wanted the physical, real soundtrack and the money went to amazon not Valve. Fuck your torrents.
>>527569737nice what poster did it come with?
>>527572798Man you are retarded.
>>527573286I got the CD which didn't come with the poster. I saw that the vinyl poster comes all folded up into tiny squares which totally ruined it for me. You wouldn't be able to get those creases out if you displayed it.
>>527558389Stop talking about zesty for a minute man, it aint that hard
is there a sniper scope removal new method yet? seriously waiting...
>>527573394I thought you got an old forgotten stock and got you the cool posters. You can iron it out or drymount it.
https://youtu.be/VMG2XCGNQds
Found an anti quickplay video that talks about the lower quality of community servers from 2013 onwards
I feel like what these videos miss is the simple realization that community servers are custom and gimmicky because valve provides vanilla servers already. Its not that valve servers were needed to get vanilla games, its that valve servers killed vanilla community servers because everyone can conveniently use valve servers if they want that, which really hurta every non official vanilla server
Its like a catch 22. "We need valve servers because community servers are all gimmicks" but its valve servers that made vanilla players stop going to community servers, guh its that simple
Also before MyM the server browser still had a decent position in the main menu while the MyM menu made the play optioms more convoluted and shoved the server browser to the side, on top of giving a leveling system for MM servers that retards love
Can someone remind me why knifestorm shot up in price again? It was always treated as trash by traders back then if I remember right. Why the sudden change?
>>527576119the trade scene decided it actually looks great, on top of being a limited edition unusual effect that won't return
>>527576478Its literally the png unusual effect the community complains about now. Well whatever lol I still think it looks like shit
>>527574636There was a restock, it's even mentioned in the OP. Only the vinyl comes with the poster, but the soundtrack is also available as a CD for 1/3rd the cost. Instead of a poster you get a cool fold out pamphlet with a collage of art the vinyl doesn't have.
>>527574305what did he mean by this
>>527576747if it was png tier effect then it wouldn't have such stupid high prices and people willing to pay for them, the realy png tier effects are eerie orbiting fire and flaming lantern, which look great, but the community won't ever develop good taste and will remain overall cheap
it's seriously frustrating that all tf2 needs to be made 10x more fun is just better matchmaking (that it already had at one point) and the deletion of quickscoping
>>527578125they just have to make the sniper rifle play like the classic and turn that weapon into something else
>>527558250>>Racism outside of /b/rulecuck
>>527580072that guy spams loli outside of /b/... he's a hypocritical cuck
>>527580617I don't think everybody in this thread is the same anon
>>527578125All could be solved by community servers, if there were any that would ban furries and persons of gender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=576I4UFuw-s
VGH...SOVL......
>>527576747I think it looks kind of cool, but I don't like the blood particles and I'd never get one at their current prices.
To be honest burning flames and sunbeam are the only nice "High Tier" effects I really love.
However, I'm also a sucker for the space unusuals, I'd definitely try and get a nebula hat if they were cheaper and on different hats.
I kinda like that they're only on space hats though.
>>527582432A little too subtle in my opinion. It's nearly invisible on bright maps. But I wouldn't say it's "bad" just unnoticeable
I did not play TF2 since 2012. I fucking HATED mannconomy back in the day and the hat faggots ruining the aesthetic. How in the fuck is the game still popular
>>527582890because deep down it's still the same game. and tubers getting millions of views on animations
>>527580796i am every post in /tf2g/
you are all spies
>>527582890I stopped playing when it went F2P. Came back during covid. It's still fun.
>>527582890Same game. I disable all the cosmetics and it looks the exact same as back then
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Brothers I think something is wrong with my tf2 copy
>>527586303SlenderFortress V-script mode when?
>>527587445With the sdk publicly available they could make their own offshoot now. There are a handful of vscript maps (like that teletubbies one) but they're unironically pretty shit compared to this
did zesty ever show and react to this video onstream? if not he should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSdQOTF6aY
>>527589349idk if they fixed it but the teletubby one was kinda shit. they didn't do anything
>>527592115Needs more lens flare
>Ummm stuns are an overwatch mechanic and have no place in tf2
>even though tf2 had stuns for years before overwatch was even an idea
Regardless of what you think of the sandman why is this such a common argument?
You know a real overwatch mechanic that has no place in tf2? Matchmaking
wtf
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>playing pyro (main)
>reflect 3 rockets in a row from the same soldier
>he calls me a cheater
>???
>Tell him I have more hours on pyro that he has in the game
>gets mad at me
>game ends we continue on the same server
>I get switched to the other team
>he calls me a faggot in voice chat and to kill my self and slit my wrists. Tells me he knows here I live and he is gonna smear shit on wall
>do it
>he leaves in rage
>check his profile
>delta rune fan
>check past names
some people are bad in the head
>>527595468shouldn't be cheating then...
>>527595565I wish I was. He was so mad tho.
>>527595468>name historywatch this lis, you can actually pinpoint the exact year he got groomed
>>527595265Because uncle dane said so (no joke).
What if they allow 2 demos in 6s, but one of them can't equip the sticky bomb launcher.
>>527595265muh Movement Shooterโข, anything you do that prevents my movement is Not Okay (unless it's juggling people by clicking feet then it's based and quakepilled)
>>527596787Who is the blue penguin supposed to be
>>527595468>DeltaruneRed flag
>UltrakillGuaranteed grooming victim
>>527597582>blue penguintwitter trannies o algo
>>527598061I've played both games and I've never been groomed.
>>527599046I just finished Ultrakill and Chapter 4 of Deltarune, but I simply don't feel groomed.
... Though I've not played TF2 in a while, so maybe that's the Chemical X needed for me to get groomed. I will continue to not play TF2 for the foreseeable future now.
Thanks anon, you saved me.
>>527599426nuh uh you get back here
>>527485564tf2 related? idk, pick a cosmetic loadout you've wanted for a while
game wise? MYST, GTA4 Complete Edition, Killing Floor
>>527595265One of the items that completely invalidated heavy as a class alongside ambassador. Any item that functionally renders a class unplayable shouldn't be allowed
Getting called a pedo for playing spy doesnt happen often but it happens
Unfortunately for them Medic, Sniper, and Soldier completely mog Spy in this domain
Do you use the same sensitivity when you play Scout and Demoman?
>when they hit a godlike surf off your rocket but it doesn't even matter because you're using the shotgun
>>527605647yes but I'm also a shitter so what do I know
We never got a worms game mode
>>527605647i use the same sensitivity for all classes
>>527605647i know people with like 3 different sensitivities but it's definitely the minority of people
I've been told "with good aimers it wouldn't matter if you randomize their sensitivity every life". idk how true that is
>>527605647I use 1.2 on Scout and 1.4 on Demoman, both at 950dpi.
>>527609605I use different settings on most classes but have recieved unsolicited advice to not do so. It works fine for me but I can see why others might dislike it.
>>527610691waiter, there's a loli in my drink
>>527611803oh my i am terribly sorry. of course your meal is gratis
>>527534707>Floydposter is a ruskie>Sorry Dude is a CHADnen fan
?? just land an airshot or two clean directs
easy stuff
>>527605742?? just land an airshot or two clean directs
easy stuff
4am posting feels so serene
no one will know that I goon to sniper daily
>>527595265Compfags and jewtubers getting mad their epic movement gameplay (overextending) gets punished.
To any rocketjumpers and Direct Shitters
Post your mouse/mouse sensitivity settings
>>527582432i despise how much they have bloated the game with the worst hats taunts unusual effects maps entire new dead gamemodes and weapon skins over the last 10 years
>>5276170600.8 sens @ 1600 DPI
12.8in/360 | 32.4cm/360
https://notalent.org/sensitivity/sensitivity.htm
>Hosts TF2 item trading site
>Gives out rewards for giving them a picture of your ass "as a joke" despite having a high amount of minors using the service
>Gets a minor to write his name on their body
>Other Scrap.tf staff are in hot water for straight up grooming kids
>Also hosted a private image hosting site that allegedly had cheese pizza on it
>Gets to work with children charities during the big community charity fundraisers
>>527622421Don't worry sister Zesty will take action for us and we will go on a crusade to chase them out of our community!!!
527623901
seething and obsessed
>>527623967Can you refute it though? You only care because Zesty told you to and even he hasn't actually done anything to """bring them to justice""". They will go unpunished
haaiiiiiiiii
update da yo?
The "Zesty fanboys just copy all their opinions from Zesty" narrative is funny because it's mostly coming from TF2 youtubers or R*dditors who all just uncritically copy their opinions from the larger TF2 youtubers like Uncle Dane.
>>527622421>hosting cp on clearnetimma stop you right there because that is a ridiculous statement. gl ever trying to host your own server with illegal shit on it. whatever you host on the internet, companies will know what the fuck you upload, it's not encrypted to them.
>gets a minor to write his name on their bodyokay, what age was this minor? if it was 15-17 then who actually cares? because that's legal in a lot of countries. now if you tell me the minor was some 12 year old then yeah that's an issue.
https://files.catbox.moe/lt09zr.webm
>>527634667And now the guy that did it is a friend of the stream once he realized I'm chill and not a snowflake over the streamer ragebait
>Its another traderfag controlling the entire supply episodeI don't know why they bother doing this faggot stuff. Tf2 items have no future
>>527624202I was just about to post and ask. Surely it would be this week right?
>>527634963are you streaming today?
>>527635195I might need to force myself to do so. I gotta fix my sleep schedule by pulling an all day-er without any naps after work
>>527534707Why does no one acknowledge that this list is just alphabetical?
>>527635182>Surely it would be this week right?Summer update usually drops in mid July. We might get some patch note updates before that
>>527635737I see. I don't have any expectations for cosmetics so I'll probably just drop back in some time around Halloween again and check out the maps
>>527635440because no one cares
>>527505949can play on high settings I'm on a craptop. also maybe it's because I'm on linux but the recordings end up corrupted because they all use the same screen capture API offered by gnome
>inb4 gnomeyeah I had to learn the hard way
>>527505519I like the woman in your picture. I think she's hot. I will also watch your videos. In a moment
Why is it always Banana Bay? Every time I queue it's always Banana Bay. Why do you love Banana Bay so much?
>>527634667Spy Kids 2 was kino
>>527637795You VILL play on Banana Bay and you VILL be happy!
>>527637795why the fvck do you tick banana bay?
>>527637795I've got the most glorious World Traveler's hat for Banana Bay...
>>527637795it's hightower with eye candy
steak
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>>527637795Because it's one of the best maps out there, DUH!
just did a job interview
think i bombed it
like how im gonns bomb dustbowl now
>Dies to a reflect once:
https://youtu.be/_66wl4rw7GI
this was pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgaJk64pvSQ
>>527641971How would a regular match of TF2 play out if both teams locked in from the start?
>>527637795my trans friend loves bananabay, all my normal friends don't...
>>527641941>Jumps to enemy side of mid with 5hp and can't do anyhting the whole midfight>Spends the rest of the round fucking about in the backline not accomplishing anything while his team get's pushed to last>Spams rockets at the pyro from mid range and acts shocked when they're reflected>When close range fires on default tempoPyro is kinda sus with the existing ban and some of those reflects, but this dude is the postchild of gunboats shitters.
>>527614575>"godlike surf">medic immediately backs against a wall and moves in a predictable way towards a choke point.Nah
>>527642419Like an uncletopia match with more slurs
>>527638552https://steamcommunity.com/stats/TF2/leaderboards/2240344
this you xister?
>>527645979No I spent 42000$ worth of map stamps all on Banana Bay. But then my account got banned for suspicious activity...
I FUCKING LOVE BANANA BAY!!!
where do i find a cute bf to play tf2 with?
>>527646554Join a casual match and you'll find someone desperate for a relationship in minutes
FYI
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>>527581247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RE0blCV84
>This video gave us two achievementsReminder that sprays are part of TF2 culture
why is everyone ignoring the asuka poster...
>>527582432>Fireflies Outta Sight never everVGH....what could've been...
>>527641671What was the job gonna entail of?
>>527648330Maybe because Asuka is Zesty Jesusโs channel mascotโฆ? If someone here started posting bananas, herons, or soldiers with purple beards, would that also be bad?
Mentlegen, am I the only one who runs into an issue where Steam thinks Hammer++, HLMV++, BSPsrc, and/or CompilePal is part of the Source SDK and I canโt play any games with these tools running?
>>527648330dont no who dat iz
>medic tries to get a taunt kill on taunting phlog pyro while i'm burning to death
>mfw i'm playing demoman and had stickies at his feet
>we both die
>>527651223Why is he so fat?
>>527649340staff accountant
>>527652138a lot of water weight from staying hydrated
>>527652138because he was playing 5d chess, apparently
he already dropped all of that weight and had cosmetic surgery to get rid of the loose skin, if I'm remembering correctly
>>527650109i think ur thinking too deep about this, i think the asuka poster is a perma online faggot who spams here so he's ignored
>>527652808he's gonna get that weight back soon, dude still eats like an animal he didn't learn a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RkA_Lc6TM
why are all the medics in casual fucking garbage? all you do is heal people
>>527662013Because the people they heal (You) are garbage.
>>527662013Because retards are like โmedic is point and click = winโ without realizing they also need level 1 spacial awareness to become good.
Nobody is MOTIVATED to actually learn how to play Medic because the memes won.
>>527637795it's like hightower but actually fun
>>527659430oops, meant to post this
Why is there a fire alarm in the flooded intel room of ctf_sawmill?
>>527662013Like
>>527664738 said. They don't understand that sometimes you just have to drop everything and run back
>join casual
>leftover shit from retards who got stomped and ragequit
yep, nice game definitely staying in that one.
Bros I'm gonna be honest with you. Sometimes I think these dumbass kids want to be groomed. I hit on japanese girls on twitter when I'm not playing tf2, and occasionally an underage b& posts using the general slut tag because they like the attention? Or some shit. Fucking kids man. Used to be way more common before elon took over the site but they still sneak through. So I can understand how they might sneak into some communities and cause shit. scrap staff are still pedos for not telling them to fuck off
>>527673792Because you don't post enough Sniper
>>527669706This but unironically. I am honor bound to every match until the end.
>>527643860all you gotta do is just levitate menacingly towards the medic. skill issue
>>527646498who's the artist
>>527675351based
>>527669994Kids are retarded. I remember TF2C being played primarily by Quake boomers like early TF2 to being played by gay zoomers who got bullied off of Casual.
>>527646498SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>527681141found it
>freshnsfw
couldn't like... Saxton Hale just plap Olivia there and win the fight for Mann co?
fresh
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>>527646498They should do one of my favorite map Pelican Bay
>>527683759He is not a pdf file like you.
>>527685741It's not even a meme. A meme has to succeed in the marketplace of ideas, it must mutate in other environments far from whence it spawned. This has never been seen outside of /tf2g/.
This class is so ass
Sorry I censored it a bit
>>527637670>the recordings end up corrupted because they all use the same screen capture API offered by gnome>>inb4 gnomeim on linux and i have no issue, what software do you use to record
>>527685869GEG
>>527686479>yea so ill censor this webm a bit what should i use, blur tool or pictures of gacha girls?MENTAL ILLNESS
>>527686926How do you know she's a gacha girl?
>>527686926>MENTAL ILLNESShe clearly did it as a joke you retard
>>527686479god saw you in the future doing this and punished you
>how do you know pictures of 3d anime girls belong to a gacha """Game""
most attentive weeb
>>527686479100+ ping heavy?
captcha: haxha
does this anon think gacha games are the sole source of 3d anime girls
>3D anime girls only belong to gachas you IDIOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqghioo9fks
>>527637670>>527686686I also use linux. I spent a lot of time trying out different things for my frag movie. There is a version of lawena out there that works on linux but I found the easiest way is to record by just using the built in tools. All lawena is, is just a frontend to the built in tools anyway
Basically just call `host_framerate X` with X being the framerate you want, you can do a thing where you set the framerate to something crazy like 600 and frame blend it down to 60. I didn't have good luck with that, it looked awful cause of flicks. Afterwards go to the demo, go to the tick you want. And type `startmovie nameofclip` into console. You can stop recording with this command endmovie
Finally you'll get a bunch of ".tga" files and a ".wav", there's an ffmpeg command out there to convert it to an mp4 file but you're gonna need to look that up
>>527687964Why does B4nny look like a chad here
>>527687964>yomps how ya doin?>terrible
>>527686479what's with all the gacha anime girl images
>>527687964We don't care about your tranny comp shit
>play mvm
>hightour screeching and yelling at others if they don't do exactly as he says
>>527688484>hand colourBased
>>527688258he wasn't fat yet but he didnt have boyish looks either, his best era
>>527688258what did he mean by this
>>527681187I genuinely can't understand how someone could be attracted to them. No sexual features, and besides that when is the last time people have actually talked to a child? They're annoying little shits without exception. If you're attracted to them you might as well go fuck the mental rejects living in care facilities
>>527686479Why did you censor your name? A trve Spy player like Shallow God wasn't ashamed of his frags.
>>527689282I thought it would be funny
>>527689246That's because pedophiles are low iq and not the elite super genius billionaires that they love to portray themselves as. Ask yourself why it happens so much in India, Africa, and the Middle East, and there's your answer.
>>527686479even if heavy looks like hes giving your back when firing his minigun, thats just because of the way he holds the minigun carrying it on his right side
common mistake really, but backstab hitboxes are definatelly confusing at times
>>527689282I play like this
>>527689532um shallow sissies???
>>527689532Engineer is so fucking boring
>>527689246Mental sickness
>>527691545It was tagged as "Team Fortress 2" on Pixiv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYsQ-Z6WmpE
ough...sovl....
>>527690827mge shupo...........
>>527692139that Spy doesn't sound French at all 0/10
>>527692139this gives me 2008-2009 youtube feelings
petition to change medigun to primary weapon slot
>>527695235This but with the revolvers
>Take that!
>And that!
>And this!
>POW! Ha Ha!
Every time I see futa Mimi Sentry on my timeline i will let you all know since it is TF2 related.
This is one of those times if you couldn't tell.
>>527695396still cant believe this happened
>>527696002using this legitimately
>>527696123>>527696189some community this is...
>selling a bill's hat on scrap.tf as a hat is 2 keys and 28 ref
>selling a bill's hat on scrap.tf as an item is 3 keys
curious. i will not be doing so either way.
>>527696681I remember a tf2g anon exploiting an incorrect price to steal hundreds of dollars of items from scrap.tf and all geel could do is pathetically ask him to return the items
>>527696681and you can sell it for 3 keys on backpack.tf
>>527697601I'd do it with this but unfortunately buying prices for Bill's Hats are 3.13 keys so it wouldn't be a profit. I'd immediately scam Scrap.tf if given the chance.
>>527697601I remember getting a mutated milk and a Crossing Guard for 1 scrap each
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>>527697880proof of purchase
>Overtly cautious heavy player that REFUSES to press the w key
>Swap to sniper
>Rape him
Gets my weenis hard every time
>>527697880>>527698118was that when they were new and considered regular weapons? nice
>>527702940yeah. You had to refresh the bots frequently. I got a festive sapper too!
>>527692019I regret viewing it on Pixiv.
>>527707172>PixivGYATT DAWMN
Spah's plappin my sentry!
gonna finally sell all of my cosmetics and just have a single all class unusual loadout. gimme recommendations on comfy winter themed ones with a brown bomber.
>>527709305Kiss King (Terror watt )
>>527709305is there an all-class bomber?
>>527669169Because there could be an electrical fire.
>>527709674the brown bomber is all class its what i got as an unusual
>>527653517Before he started his channel, he already went through a weight loss regime. He could easily do it again for the third time if he feels like it.
>>527710045Ohhh right. I forgot about that one. Thought you meant an actual jacket. I'll see what I can do
>>527707902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>527711080next time eat a salad
>>527711783only thing fat here are those tiddies
>>527711963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>527711783an enemy spy has taken her neck
>Merc's Mohawk was originally released for Heavy and Engineer only
>none of engie's cosmetics actually work with it
no wonder they made that dogshit all class.
saw a crow or something snatch a smaller bird and take it away today the thing was screaming for its life
>>527709305Best I could do. Listed everything so you know what's what. Only thing is I forgot to label the Rogue's col to be painted balaclavas are forever.
AI doesn't lie lads
try it https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/
smash
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>>527716412I like the spy one and will use it. Thanks, anon!
>>527718117Miss paulingbros... we keep winning
>>527719317UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>527719317WTF????!!!
BROS????
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>AI doesn't lie lads
>Calls him aussie
>>527719317FAKE NEWS >>>/v/712861968
>>527719898even AI rejects this trash
>>527720115Thread of mental sickness.
>>527720704bruh thinks anyone cares about him or his youtube link spam
Made a cheater ragequit with a Heavy + vac combo
feel fucking good, cheaters stay bad
>>527715808Did it scare you anon?
>>527720090So glad Iโve never doubted ai bros
This series is epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQjie3f8I6I&
>>527686926retarded joyless faggot
>>527689623this is very clearly a backstab animation
>>527719898reminder that an AI is literally a marketplace of ideas when you really think about it. It debunked demofloyd with facts and logic. It's over.
>>527730404Most modern AI is poisoned however so it's a dishonest portrayal of the conscience collective and shouldn't be trusted
>>527731031Yet you can remove the minimal protections it has with a simple script edit and it still has the same result, therefore it's trustworthy.
>>527731159>big tech corpo soi slurper telling you ai is le good
>>527732721I didn't say AI was good you retard and a corpo wouldn't tell you to edit it. The point is nobody wants to fuck that thing so why bother pretending
>>527732908cope corporate dickrider, they're not gonna hire you saar
who wouldn't want to fuck the demoman
>>527734641anyone straight or racist, so 99% of the people here
>>527707753>>527711080>>527711783Nice hustle, tons-a-fun. Next time, eat a salad!
>>527720090Give me a link to that AI
>>527736127>99% of people here are straightYeah right
>>527710813>>527712474https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
>>527736127>racista lot of racists are into bbc
Late Night Dead General
Post more Sniper
>SEN TenZ : i can just sit and do nothing
>SEN TenZ : thanks for free game
>SEN TenZ left the game (Removed from match by system)
God I love MvM.
Pyro's gender being "unknown" gives way for people to draw "him" as either male or female
>>527740912Christian Brutal Sniper?
>>527741294I mean he's still Sniper technically
>>527740912i look like this
>>527742687You should be my boyfriend then
tf2 1
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>>527743125Sorry I have a trans girlfriend I'm pocketing already
>>527720115? He's editing the prompt to get around the censorship not the end result
>>527724646the only valid usage of vaccinator
>>527729962clientside animations can sometimes be out of sync with networking stuff
what happened to the artist othersparrow? did cub content and then suddenly deleted everything on every platform he had content on
soldier airshotted!
medic airshotted!
Want to make loadout with Scotman's Stove Pipe but can't figure out a good loadout, does this seem decent? like classy alcoholic
>>527746453SHUT THE FUCK UP
The news on June 17th
>serveme.tf server reservation system
Improved Ping System
SDR Finder to check the SDR IP of any serveme server
NA only: Checkbox to disable RGL's kick-if-you-are-not-recording-demos plugin.
>Asia
Gibus Cup: 6v6 cup aimed at new competitive players
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/440/view/643565300586911143?l=english
Asia vs Australia event: The regions will play each other in Highlander 9v9 match
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65724/pacific-showdown-the-ultimate-east-vs-south-clash
>Europe
The current 6v6 season now has a "Fresh" division aimed at players that are brand new to competitive
>Global
MGE.tf 1v1 World Championship invitational
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65703/mge-tf-announces-5000-1v1-world-championship
>Upcoming LANs
EU: poland.tf Highlander LAN, July
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65626/poland-tf-2025-highlander
NA: RGB Lan, September
https://www.teamfortress.tv/65619/rgb-lan-8
compstroonslop just dropped
>>527746604I'd replace the beers with the mustachioed mann (style 2) for classy demo. Scottish Handshake for bonus points.
>>527747130thank you for the feedback
>>527747128I love playing 6v6 on Castaway.tf server. Is that wrong?
What are moments in TF2 that make you look like this
>>527748771What is this expression trying to convey?
>>527748771when I rape the enemy team
>>527748846Not sure
Maybe it's anger
>>527748771I saw a Spy try to surf a level 1 sentry like they do in those spy frag videos and he just killed himself, the whole ordeal had me like that
>>527748973Well if it's anger, it doesn't happen a lot. However, I get disappointed a lot. Especially in bottom scorers and friendlies and people who let me down when they receive my Kritz pops
>>527748954>>527748973>>527751810Either anger or joy or something like that
BTW this particular Engie is from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zX_Pckn2o
>>527727092fell asleep oops but damn the fucking thing startled me i was just chilling in the water swimming when it did that right over my head
I want to get a server that only plays classic maps. Balloon race. Convoy. Wacky races. Some arena maps. Without quickplay we lost all the good community maps. I don't see a single server playing them that isn't that one website they use for map testing/feedback
>>527757629Castaway.tf added Balloon Race/Convoy for its 1st anniversary
>>527758335Absolutely based. Every time I come back I wonder why it doesn't feel like tf2 anymore, and its for dumb reasons like not having quickplay to quickly hop into dumb stuff like that. Kids don't even know how matchmaking ruined everything
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It's almost been 1 year.
>>527761346and i still haven't been quickscoped once since
>>527761308Need the sauce for that Bache pic
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>>527748771Why is his mouth so big?
>>527762920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI
>>527763078Go away weeb, nobody likes you!
>>527762784Engineer spring season
>>527763236Anti-tranime Something Awful goon be like
What should the next OP be?
>>527762529Thanks
>Asanagilmao
>>527763361something semi tf2 related
>>527763361The tenth class
>>527765503Getting tired of seeing the same posts every thread
ooh
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>>527765503the world may never know
>>527765503it's alive and well
>>527765503burgers are in their wagie cagies right now
>>527765503Playing MvM, sorry!
>>527765503>why is a general for a game that hasn't had any real updates in like 7-8 years dead?
>>527765503I'm waiting at the cinema lobby to watch The Phoenician Scheme :)
>>527768991Is there a rhyming term like this for people who get paid salary?
>shit soldier, go soldier
>shit med, go med
>shit engie, go engie
>shit sniper, go sniper
shit game
>>527769758When I go Medic, the entire team is shit and all the decent looking pocket worthy people are on the other team
Then I just server hop until I find someone competent
>>527769629you work at a grocery store, not much of a flex
>>527770212I'm a manager at a grocery store. Plenty to flex over
>>527770212why r u pocket watching a grown man who makes a living though, whats ur profession? welfare?
shounic should try making a big map, as big as source/tf2 allows, for his 100 player shit, where the gameplay naturally filters players into various sections of the map, so the actual density is more similar to a normal tf2 match
>>527770371don't forget to zip him up buddy when you're done
>>527770308nothing to really flex about
meds
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>>5277705381. I don't like trip fags, i just hate hypocrites more
2. don't avoid the querstion, you're probably NEET who is projecting his self hatred onto him
Btw you can killbind irl if you hate yourself that much
Happy 11th birthday to the last good TF2 update
>>527770538being a manager of a grocery store is decent position honestly
not amazing but good enough to get by and frag
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>>527718117Tried to feed the thing anime but it outright denied it. Can't tell if it's very based or not.
>>527770769>you hate yourself because.......... because you just do okay?lmao sick armchair psychology dickrider, wipe the jizz off your mouth
Finna make the next thread
>>527772573You do though, you're defensive and upset; I hope you realize that if you spent less time being a pocket watcher, you could get your money up too instead of your "funny" up.
>>527774256Love is War Part 2...
>>527757629>>527758927>complaining that without quickplay we lost balloon raceYou are the dumbest gorilla yeti on planet earth. Quickplay tried to kill balloon race and non official maps. Quick play servers only sent people to a small set of official maps
>>527763361ideally something completely unrelated to tf2 like this one
>>527775028
Just hurry up and make an actual thread please
>>527775413That is the actual thread bitch.
>>527775413We need a demofloyd thread to counter this shit
>>527774951Dumbass. You weren't even alive then retarded zoomie don't start posting like you know
I'm shocked they looked at the 2 and deleted the TF2 related one
>>527785546Based*
>>527786181People make off-topic editions all the time so what's wrong with mine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFRiIlZNp_U
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