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holy shit hoshino undertale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVhjpzbrlqo
2 Yukaris
Too wide for /vg/
Continue the Kadenokouji bloodline
Jews are getting bombed tonight and you people are posting childrens...
Now that a week has passed.
What was your opinion on the Pajama Event?
Did you rolled for Yuuka or Noa?
my wife loves tanned sensei
More children = More bombs.
Momoi is getting spawncamped and you're here posting childs...
>>527592427Pretty cute, I want pKoyuki now tho
I got yuuka, have to save
>>527592427>What was your opinion on the Pajama Event?Decent and I was surprised by Koyuki. Kotama was unexpectedly scary too.
>Did you rollNo. Withholding Koyuki doesn't make me roll twice, it makes mo wait.
>>527592427I want to roll for Noa but I don't have the pyros for her :(
>>527592532tbf she deserves it
>>527592427I hate it because it's Koyuki's event and they screwed her over.
>>527592523Desuwide's desuwides
>>527592624>Kotama>unexpectedly scaryBitch has been recording your fap sessions since day 1. She was never a good girl.
>>527592743I know, but I didn't expect her to blackmail me in such a frank fashion. Explicitly pointing out that I was watching underaged girls in their undergarments is a bit much, I'd rather be shot again. Maybe even punched.
>>527592982Koharu, is this safe?
>>527592427>What was your opinion on the Pajama Event?Fun
Did you rolled for Yuuka or Noa?
Yuuka but only 50 rolls. Didn't get her. Taking the L and continuing to save for wife's banner soon.
You wouldn't purge a child.
>>527592982You can't do that
>>527593083You mean like an abortion?
/bag/ still loves cheringles? Based
>>527593135Yoshimi can Rock?
give thanks to pic related
>>527593113>>527593059oh snap, it wasn't marked as +18, noo
>>527593330Nozomi took it.
Your final warning to stop using /kv/bag by roughly the end of the month :^) Cheers to our reunification soon~
>>527593313Thank you Yuzu
>>527592427I liked it. Noa was very cute. I lucked out and got both with very few rolls.
/bag/ is not ready for her alt.
>>527593476two more weeks saar
>>527592224Was the hadashi really necessary?
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Sex.
With Ibuki.
>>527593525If she comes with Michiru's I'm ready
How do you do fellow Miggas?
>>527593682You love feet.
>>527592427Yeah and fuck Arona for making me spark again
>>527593732very good and happy today
>>527593274no, she's mine
>>527593847My wife on the right
>>527593735Yes but unrelated.
Sensei likes his students small and their bikinis smaller
>>527593705I refuse to believe she and Kokona are the same age
https://x.com/samekosaba/status/1934414502977736793
I wonder if Nexon will still collab with her.
>>527593525i hope it's a bikini
>>527593785That's good. I love it when my fellow Miggas are happy.
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>Hates her job
>Does it anyways
Why is Hina such a wagecuck?
>>527593718Very erotic tanuki.
I will rub her wet tail all over my chest.
>>527592057 (OP)Thanks for updating the OP
>>527594128Because she loves her school.
>>527593953This is correct
>>527594128She's a hardworking girl
Pat pat pat
>>527592427Cute Noa jumpscares
>>527594128She knows the school needs her and that you support her
>>527594195>loves her school>Spends all of her time ruining everyones fun to please,uh, Ako I guess?
>>527594387Cute
Tho Hina's halo should be a lot bigger, and Kazusa's breasts a lot smaller
>>527594487probably secondary artist, shit look AI too
>>527594431She knows the retards at her school would have blown the place up entirely by now if she wasn't there to stop them from doing it.
>>527594431I mean the school would fall apart if everyone was allowed to blow up every building
>>527594387mikawank
kazooswank
hinawank
shirokowank
I spent a couple hours drawing Neru, and my favorite Pokรฉmon and HOLY FUCK I see why people go to AI this shit is fuckin hard, still gonna keep on going cuz I was having fun until I finished and Neru looked scuffed as fuck
>>527594128it her only allowed flaw, being too perfect. because she is dev / write pet
>>527594541what a sexy bird
>>527594715>still gonna keep on going cuz I was having fun until I finished and Neru looked scuffed as fuckUnironically if you want to get better at drawing the key is to enjoy the process
The result is probably gonna look bad for a couple of years until you start actually getting good
>>527594541>jtf mob>but taller, parted hair, wings, and no hatHow did they get away with this?
>>527594431She wants freedom for her people, but freedom does not equal chaos.
>>527594715I've been putting off some art that I owe some friends for weeks now, so I get the pain.
I'll never understand going to AI though, at that point I don't see why you'd bother creating anything at all - might as well do the dnd standard and just find some existing art to use.
>>527594865Ichika has a lot of personality and her voice is really cute.
>>527594715Can we see it?
>>527594892there is no source for this all she want is to be janny for 0 reason
Are >we rolling tomorrow?
>>527595041How bout the hot springs group episode, retard-kun?
>>527595090The fuck is there to roll tommorow?
>>527595107I doubt the anon you replied to has any idea of the story
>>527595090idiot teacher
senstupid
https://magma.com/d/iO7vrFTwWk
https://magma.com/d/iO7vrFTwWk
https://magma.com/d/iO7vrFTwWk
Posting the aggie just in case you wanna add something, it's mostly full tho
>>527595107that retard doesn't play the game
>Generic Fat Girl
>Generic Tsundere Girl
>Generic Cat Girl
>Generic Generic Girl
Seriously what's their appeal?
japanese bros are alright
https://x.com/goreinu_white/status/1934383106792018066
>>527594865People LOVE the mobs and wish they were playable.
>>527594830A COUPLE YEARS DAMN, Iโve got a couple months as a neet left, Iโll try to speed through some fundamental and tutorial videos while I have the time
>>527595014No since my line work is still very choppy and looks like I had tremors, coloring is a mess, and It looks like I had no sense of where the light was coming from when doing the shading
I don't have the attention span to read story. What do?
>>527594902I thought this was a pic of Iori sucking my dick...
>>527595596Aoba mindbroke that Senko artist
>>527595695become a heena fan
>>527595695Unironically watch a v**ber play through the story while she's voicing all the characters.
>>527595814How old is she? I need to know
I need it to start with a 3
>>527595587Post it. This is an order.
>>527595975Between 36 and 38. Horrible, I know.
house wife ichika alt when
>>527595695read the story on an emulator and watch tiktoks on your phone at the same time
>>527592427Event story was more fun than i thought it would be 8/10
Rolled the GA ticket and Yuuka came running like the thirsty slut that she is
>>527595587If you don't post it Chise will cry
Only a pervert would stalk Sensei.
>>527594715remember, only retards use AI. just enjoy the process and you'll reach a breakthrough
>>527594715That's just you improving your eye skills and perception so you can see the mistakes. Now you are better than all those plebs who don't draw.
>>527595465Their events are well writen. ASS club is one I've always been tepid on but their events always deliver.
>>527594387Gfcore students...
the extended PV6 is fuckin awesome, why did nobody mention it?
>>527596719we already talked about it in length the week it was released
gitgud
>>527596719You're late by a gazillion years, nignog.
If anon doesn't post his drawing I'm going to bomb this thread to smithereens. Nobody will survive.
>>527596846do it, bananazoos
end my suffering
>>527596719you are 2 months late
>>527596719You probably didn't even notice all the details yet
>>527596719I already blew my load.
>>527592057 (OP)Her tits are not that big
>>527597150Don't be upset, Kikyou.
>>527597048Why is there two Malkuths
Why is there no two Malkuths in the actual video
>>527597281wifeamo mentioned
saw someone mentioned rio's eyes last thread
VOD is up
https://implying.fun/video/vgl24/2025-06-15/
>bought a new dell laptop for my dad
>he took it out of the box
>it wont boot up
>3 amber 5 white led error
>its a motherboard issue
i hate modern hardware so much bros
>>527596846I DONT WANNA BANNANZOOS, MAYBE ILL EVENTUALLY POST A DRAWING BUT NOT THIS ONE IVE JUST STARTED
>>527592427It was fun
Wasted my fes funds for Noa because of picrel and I only have 8k left now
https://litter.catbox.moe/wor12wi8lg02chne.webp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD8ObEUA7A
I will never click on catbox link in public ever again
>>527592427Call me when they eventually fix Koyuki's laugh when they finally accept that their localization laugh has none of the meme value of the original laugh.
I swear every time I see a Rio fanart they've gotten a little bit bigger like that cops hat in scary movie 3
>>527597650White is right.
>>527597745Tell me what else could a catbox link here hide besides porn?
Making the mother of all omelettes here Iori. Can't fret over every egg!
>>527597763I want to be__ her
>>527597875Sexually holding hands with Wakamo
>>527597150Your right, they're bigger.
>dead thread on weekend
>fast thread on monday
whats going on here
https://x.com/anba_kohaku/status/1934451998428164240
I'm sexy(seia) and I know it
Wakahair
Wakaeyes
Wakalips
Wakapits
Wakaboobs
Wakabelly
Wakabutt
Wakapussy
Wakalegs
Wakafeet
Wakamo
I am a NEET. All I do is masturbate.
WakaG
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>>527598410Same, just came to Yukari
>>527598315procrastination
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
Don't forget to be patted by your students, bag
Which member of the tea party would you consider to have the nicest hair?
>>527597418I wonder at what time Kokona buries her arms in her eyes
>>527598764Mika is cute but gradient hair color is kinda cringe zoomer shit not gonna lie.
imagine her delicious stick body under there
>>527598650oh my god I cant believe momoi is dead
>>527598625Someone sounds jealous
>>527599513because she knows I like them wide
For me it's asuna and seia
>>527598394>no Wakapubesfaggot
>>527599732waka with a bit of tummy is peak fertility goddess
>>527599731first panel should be yuuka asking
my favorite wakamo pic so far
>>527597585>white underwear, with lace>warm milkUnironically these 2 things made me spend 24k pyros to spark Noa
I'm super bricked for Blue Fes, what the fuck Nexon
Which students have pubes? All the foxes?
>>527599841if only she shows her nape
>>527594387Unbelievably erotic
>>527599943The way she instantly answered was so hot as well
>>527594387Those eyes look a bit weird
>>527599731where haine and sumomo and rickshaw and the non ugly journo
>>527600236asunaGODS and arisu...
>>527600259what do you not get?
>>527600482That aint even piss
How does Jambalaya keep getting out of prison?
>>527600369My children has Yuukaโs eyes though
>>527600593You keep breaking her out and taking her home.
>>527599943>I'm super bricked for Blue Fes, what the fuck NexonThey knew
They knew
>>527600807I died, didn't I?
Also SEX
>>527600807Not the first time I've been assaulted by a child
How do I test if I have adhd
>>527601117Try an online ADHD test first and if you don't complete it you have ADHD
>>527601117Smoke meth and see if it calms you down
>>527601117Try reading lord of the rings and see if you can make it to Rivendell without losing interest
that shit is not real
stop consooming tiktok
>>527600345They're not students so they can't be cornered by you yet
Wakachocolate, made with Wakamilk
Iโm gonna turn 23 in a couple days /bag/ and I havenโt done anything with my life, praying birthday luck kicks in for fes rolls cuz thatโs all Iโve got to look forward too
>>527601275Looked like sensei was peeing on the fragon
>>527601276เธเธฑเนเธเธซเธฑเธงเนเธเธเธดเธเธงเธดเธเธเธฒเธเนเธฅเธฐเธเธธเธเนเธญเธขเนเธฒเธ
เธเธญเธเธเธฑเธเนเธเนเธเธเธญเธเธเธธเธเธเนเธฒเธเธเธฑเนเธเธซเธกเธเธเนเธฐ
>>527601275AAAIIIIIEEEEE THE HIP CHECK
>>527601343I was too tired from work to have sex tonight
>>527601275>"Sensei what are you doing?!"Relaxing
You know, Toki has a massive advantage in the sensei bowl since she's so mecha-coded. Aris too.
>>527601538I like to think Toki's single strand of blue hair is a wire
No one likes ako, she has zero fans
Those gookako posters? mere weebton retards
> Implying there are multiple webtoon tards here
How fucking dare you? It's just one megafaggot.
All senseis that lose to me in PVP are cast into the Ako pit as punishment
>>527597418Fun matches today.
>>527601842I find her incredibly hot even though she isn't my favorite or anything.
>>527601995I rather listen to reisa's brainrot
>>527601967need midomo so sneeze on me
Looking back at the initial chapters of GDD manga, how did I forget how the author had Momoi sobbing like 3 times in just the first chapter. It was there from the beginning...
>>527601995Damn, can I lose?
midomo should hug me and assure me everything is okay
>>527602165He was talking about Toki you retard.
>>527602165There's nothing wrong with that though
Midomo should marry millions, billions even
Post your post nut clarity face
>>527602165Read the post again and consider how you chose to interpret it. Then do some serious self-reflection.
>>527602331good. that way, midomo can take care of me 24/7
>>527601653I really hate how programmers have made everything "coded"
>>527602165Shupos don't deserve this association.
>>527602558we live in the tech bro era anon
>>527602558This post is boomer-coded
https://x.com/MinceCutlet_314/status/1934203464135155804
What do you like the most about Wakamo?
>>527602661I want to __be her
>>527602754Doing her is really easy on my lower back since her excessive padding absorbs all the impact from thrusting
HinaW
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>>527602754I like when she doesn't get any screentime
>>527602558It's actually a social sciences/media literacy thing. Something is "-coded" when you can draw a meaning out of a piece of media where that meaning isn't immediately obvious, or sometimes, not even intended by the original author. It's how gays can relate everything to the queer coded by interpreting any type of struggle as a reference to gay people's experiences.
Which student do you want to become?
>>527602754>never show up in the main story>likelmao, her only personality is "GOD I LOVE SENSEI", what a boring ass basic bitch
>>527602969Will she love (me)?
>>527603117Who could be behind this post
>>527602754She blows up catniggers so she's based.
>>527603036This just sounds like the delusional fujoshi mentality taken even further
>>527603117also, miyako have more personality than her
>>527603036Sensei is obviously queer coded because he struggles every day for human rights.
>>527603070>>527603174ill do anything to cum in this
>>527603174She needs to take care of her feet
>>527603326> SheAh ha ha... oh boy.
>>527603227It 100% is but now it's a field of study so dirty fujos can make a career writing research papers and scholarly articles about their headcanons.
>>527603240>ESLs are behind the WakahateShocking revelation.
>>527603441https://x.com/_x_riria
?
>>527603441Troon obsessed freak
>>527603837You're not Bratsuki
I'm coming inside the anon under me
>>527603837I'll do it in 4 hours when I need to log in for my 50 extra energy because the QOL hasn't hit yet.
>>527603837Another comfy night getting back into my top 10
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
Tell me /bag/, is JK Neru going to delete yellow chokmahballs?
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wacky
>>527604297not enough desu
Why is the couch 30 feet away from the television?
>>527604421that's the cuck couch
the twins play sitting on the carpet anyways
Aru
>sexy body
>sexy voice
>sexy outfit
>sexy mannerisms
>not sexy
Explain this
>>527604579She's too pure
>>527604579She's retarded and her VA is a whack.
>>527604579leddits favorite character
These Mikaposts have something in common...
PS68 are basically dropouts, yeah?
Which means they aren't students
Which means they're fair game for impregnation
>>527604579She pooped in my cafe.
>>527603837what do I gain from it? other than getting mad at my bad luck
boobs are not big enough but the tummy made up for it
>>527605036Aru would never poop in public
Students that have pooped in public?
Hard mode: No Rabbits or Arius Squad.
>>527602352>implying i stop after the second time
>>527605105That's quite a nice belly
>>527605516Wouldn't mind binging her raw
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A HERO
/bag/s, why are women so hot?
why do they keep juri in cooking duty if shes so god awful at it
>>527606109Because Hina thinks it's the volcano water
jobbed this
jobbed that
how about you get a fucking job
Fucking my students is my job
best 5 students for blowjobs?
>>527606236I can tell you nobody from trinity makes it on that list with their teeth
Do you think she'd have sex with someone else if I ask her to
>>527606236Mutsuki, Hanako, Mari, Wakamo, Nozomi
>>52760653890% of mari EXPLICIT fanart is her giving blowjobs
she is AGP core
>>527606236Gourmets and Azami
>>527606450Hina's secret soul sucking blowjob technique that she unleashes on me on random nights at 3 am after busting down my bedroom door...
>>527606538Nuns are bj masters
>>527606631What the FUCK does AGP mean
I can't keep up with all this slang
why is mari so sexual? am I projecting?
>>527606631What accelerated graphics port have to do with Mari?
>>527606631did you mean FTH build?
>>527606731>>527606875Army Game Project
I guess you guys are too young to member the Army Of One propaganda game made by the US gov to recruit soldiers?
I call it Project Chihiro
Hello. I am here. For the new /bag/
>>527607118>thinking americans are awake at 3 am
>>527603639Wakamo would gokkun. There is no way she wouldn't
>>527601164I just took a random one and asked if I was a tranny at the end
>>527607118The US army ran a campaign on blowjobs?
>>527607185I am. sleepy time right meow tho.
>>527607325No that was the navy.
Which blue archive characters would want trump to have a third term??
the first one to come to my mind would be mika
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Just got home after a long trip and watched the divegrass match. Good job manager sensei.
>>527607435I hope you meant nieces.
Which students would DNF the BA anime?
>>527607758Yes. Totally. You did well noticing
Which students would refuse to fight for israel??
Which students would control Kivotos?
Which students are more likely to have a onlyfans account??
Just found out one of my favorite artist is a c/u/ck.
Feels bad
>>527608046Michiru since her YouTube channel is flopping
>>527608109do you not have anything more important to care for
>>527608235>he says while posting on 4chan
>>527608329yeah, because thankfully i have nothing important to care for
mari to receive my seeds. I mailed it to her a couple of days ago. I hope she plants them because they are her favorite flowers
>>527608109Neat share with the class
>thankfully
New /bag/ buzzword.
>>527608432Kinda sad desu...
Dear /bag/
Today I got 1 yellow gift and ate seafood pizza
https://youtu.be/nz7x_Dma2j4
4 minutes of one of the best daughters
>>527608631Thatโs lame, thankfully it wonโt catch on
Anybody else here with a really small penis (below 4.5 inches) whose studentwife has big breasts so you jerk off to thoughts of her being unsatisfied with your performance in bed?
I donโt want to go to work
>>527608898?
there's nothing there for almost 2 minutes
pajama event should be just one week
Thankfully, sensei is gay.
Are we playing this cute and funny game /bag/?
I expect most of you to be poor and can't afford a PS5
>>527609585yeah I'm playing nekopara after
need every daughtercore student to snuggle me up to warm up cold, depressed heart
>>527609770this cute and funny game
>slow thread
wheres everyone going? work?
>>527609908in 15 minutes yes
https://x.com/FUJIKI_84248/status/1934169528445124841
why is this so funny
>>527609908It's snooze time already
>>527609908>workingmore like masturbating
one day I will rob a bank will never have to work again for the rest of my life
>>527609908Both tabs are slow, /bag/ is dead, EoS soon.
>>527610226or just marry a rich girl. less work than robbing a bank
Works give me purpose... to use the AC for free and halves my electric bill.
>>527608898keyboards without numpad should be illegal
>>527610321I dont think there is a rich girl living in my country
>mika sheep artist draw trickal 4 koma
fucking traitor
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>>527610483wasted space. 65% is the golden format. 70% is also still ok
>>527610916>he doesn't play modded Minecraft
>>527610916>he doesn't 3D modeling with blender
my head canon is sensei looks like dante
>>527610916You dont need a nunpad, but its not wasted space. So much comfort in keybind options for games and I have to punch in lengthy strings of digits for work all the time.
>>527611350dante isn't bald
>>527611350No Sensei looks like Donte, and I will not accept any other opinion.
>>527610916>baby copehow about you master your macros and keybinds instead of removing 30% of your keyboard to accommodate your skill issue?
Are there any hiyorifags in the check here?
>>527611656Pretty sure there are multiple in the affection check.
>>527611637>how about you use all of your wasted space instead of removing the wasted space?wasted space is wasted. don't need it. can work without it using fn keys. no cope to be had
>>527610916at that point just use speech-to-text
>>527611741What happened to the newcuties in neutral and bad
>>527610916I find it useful when I use the calculator
>>527611831They are in excellent now
>>527611741Ugh seeing my wife in here just makes me fucking hate her and the other girls I like seeing other fags already max her or close.
This is literal fucking ntr. Makes me feel miserable seeing this and having to acknowledge I like such a filthy whore. Unironically want to quit the whole game now
Think I'm gonna commission gook Plana and Arona next
>>527611758the fact you keep referring to it as wasted space because you're unable to learn how to properly use it to your advantage is cope yes
>>527611741What students aren't here
>>527611741>Aru at 91>still hasnt done Limit Break
>>527612114if I can live without it it's wasted space. simple as
>no no you don't understand you NEED itcope. enjoy the wasted space
>>527612183the ones you don't see
>>527612183The ones that stopped posting, There used to be a near maxed Marifag for example
>>527612347>wasted spaceyes, I'm sure it is for you
naturally you're also rocking that one monitor setup given you can just alt tab right? you're not wasting double the needed space on multiple or large monitors?
>>527611741There will be people that will drop to the dark green bracket right after this fes.
>>527612435Well yeah but I can't mentally piece together the 50 other students who aren't there right now
It's 2 am dude
>>527610916>can't work computers>remove what scares themquintessential zoomer design
>>527610916I'm convinced that people who use keyboards without a numpad are manchildren who do no work on their computers.
>>527612940you are now a good Sensei. Congratulations.
>>527610916i have never used the numpad ever since i stopped playing mmos
>>527612978some people use computers just for entertainment purposes, not everyone has a tranny tech job
>>527612940I will forever have at least 30 Momo's because I refuse to do the super uppity girls momos or if they're super racist
Pic also related, not reading them
>>527613193>"Delete" button = tranny
>>527613368why do you want a switch 2, it only has mario kart
>>527613368Bitch it has 1 new game on it
>>527613198it's ok, small dick sensei
>>527612675No need for multiple monitors. Virtual workspaces are more than enough. Either a gesture or a shortcut is enough to instantly swap between them
>no no you don't understand you have to do ping pong with your neck between all of your monitorstriple cope
>>527612784I was merely funposting. Don't take me seriously
I will never let my most vulnerable students feel like they're unsafe because some rotten whores want to be hateful for no reason outside of childish tribalism.
As a good teacher, I want to make all my students feel accepted and happy. Unless they are the cause of others unhappiness and act like they are in the right.
Shan't allow those who are awful with no manners, and are rude to allow ask to my momotalk either. Talk to the wall bitch, fix your attitude and until then you're on your own in timeout
>>527613198So basically you haven't read any Trinity momos
>>527612712made for titslapping
>>527613934Stop slapping your wife's breasts. It's painful. Unless she's into it that is
>>527614154her school uniform is too dangerous
>>527614532working as intended
>>527613907Pretty much, Prefect team, Wakamo, Yoshimi, Kazusa, JTF -Roogi, Azusa, Saki, Miyako, Serika, Haruna, Akari, Sakurako, Rio, Migger, Mina, Kisaki, Junko, Mari, Iroha, Satsuki, Chiaki, Kikyou, Marina, and Mutsuki are just not ever being read.
>>527614304>>527614154does seia moan or does she stay mute during sex?? important question
>>527612183maki, izumi, shiroko, shiroko terror, akane, mine, mutsuki, serika, tsubaki, haruka, kotori, pina, hibiki, karin, saya, airi, fuuka, utaha, ayane, chinatsu, kotama, juri, serina, yoshimi, mashiro, shizuko, momoi, midori, nodoka, hanako, natsu, mari, tomoe, sena, chihiro, hinata, marina, saki, kaede, iroha, tsukuyo, misaki, atsuko, saori, himari, shigure, megu, sakurako, nagisa, kasumi, rumi, umika, kirara, mina, minori, meru, momiji, ichika, yukari, kikyou, kisaki, satsuki and reijo
>>527613368wait for a better switch 2, better battery and stuff just like switch with red box
>>527614869https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/f/f6/Seia_Battle_Damage_1.ogg
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/2/21/Seia_Battle_Damage_2.ogg
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/b/bd/Seia_Battle_Damage_3.ogg
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/e/ec/Seia_Battle_TacticalAction_1.ogg
>>527610916Maybe you should stop having short arms and baby hands
>headpat
>lightly hug
>hands on waist
which one /bag/?
>>527613368You don't want it.
https://x.com/toratora_0922/status/1933993139293065695
Blue Archive.
>>527615698hands on waist obviously
might even cop a feel of her cheeks
>>527614859Why not some of those Gehenna girls, outside of Haruna I don't think any of them are really 'uppity' and none of them are actively racist (racism is only for Trinity students)
Mina is straight up a dork, why not read hers?
>>527615463pumping it to Seia
>>527614859Most of those are great. Read your momos Sensei.
>Your studentwife
>your keyboard
I'll start. Epomaker Aula f108
>>527615681No. They are cute
>>527615804Personally just don't like them NGL, Mutsuki is an absolute fucking ass who can't respect me, and she's just honestly part of a very overdone trope that I personally hate. Also Mina just seemed very unlikable and having this kind of aura of superiority and bitchiness I didn't like, but honestly she could be a girl I'm missing out on. Won't deny that, but I know I equally don't like Kisaki at all and her attitude, so just figured she was Kisaki.2 but tall, with no other traits about her.
>>527614859>>527616103Are you unironically autistic by any chance?
>>527616103I mean how can you truly say you don't like them if you don't give their Momotalks a chance?
There's been a bunch of students who haven't given me the best first impression but their Momotalks is what made me like them. A lot of students don't really have very favorable appearances in events and the main story, the Momotalks is where you get the proper 1on1 experience.
>>527616103I can understand Mutsuki but the fact that you got the other 2 so fucking wrong is impressive.
>>527616253Yep.
>>527615889If I have to get to know them to see that oh no they're not ALWAYS a huge pmsing bitch, just like 1% of the time they're not doing how they always portray themself, don't want to, nor do I need to read their momo.
Don't care if I'm not "canon sensei" since I am my own person
Speaking of momotalks, surely sensei will clear out his backlog before he gets more students from bluefes. Right?
>>527616632I'm running out of momos. I'm jonesing, man.
>>527616392You do you but I feel like you're potentially locking yourself out from finding a student you like by tripling down on your initial impressions of them, especially considering your assumptions might be way off base in the first place.
>>527616632you wont get shit during bluefes
enjoy your rrat, izumi and hoshino/hina dupes
>>527616632I cleared it out once and now I'm back up to 130
>>527616913please no more d.hina dupes I beg you
>>527614859Holy fucking gay.
>>527614859This guy hates tsunderes.
>>527614859I bet you don't even give them headpats
>>527616632I need more cute students to talk to!
>>527616747>>527616343>>527616341If they gave me a really bad first impression, I see no reason to try and like them further. Unless their situation actually had a huge effect on it, like Saori, rather than, say Wakamo or M*shiro who have never had a single positive moment or one that really justifies their actions.
Not to mention, I just don't like any of the designs of these girls either.
Also, while not directed to the anons here, the more shit flinging that comes from me just saying I don't like these girls, just makes me hate and resent them more for how their fans act.
I can personally say I don't like Kokona, after thinking I'd really like her because sex and she seemed nice, but reading her Momo's made me just kind of go, wow she's nothing like I thought she was, and I personally don't like that. And I'm sure it would just get worse.
Unlike a girl like Karin, who I went in thinking she was another boring cold beauty, bitch who had no care at all, but I was pleasantly surprised with and found her very endearing and charming when she asks you to be her friend, or how she struggled with math. Yet I can't find the other girls being able to be redeemed despite, me wanting to like them (JTF girls for example, minus Mash since she's putrid to me in every way except her nopan)
Same goes for me, when you're reading my opinion right now I doubt you'd want to be my close friend either or see what I have to say, so I feel the same way with these students.
>>527613198>>527614859I need you to define uppity, because wtf man
>Captcha
We get it, you're autistic, take a breather and ask yourself why are you even playing this in the first place.
>>527617375>the more shit flinging that comes from me just saying I don't like these girls, just makes me hate and resent them more for how their fans actYeah you're getting my big disappointed Momoi image for this take.
>>527614859Jesus you sound like a faggot
>>527617375nobody cares autismo
>>527617375>the more shit flinging that comes from me just saying I don't like these girls, just makes me hate and resent them more for how their fans actThis is peak secondary behavior, might as well have started off with this so I could've stopped reading after the first paragraph.
>>527617375Shut the fuck up already
>>527615698arm wrapped around shoulder
>all those (you) yet saying you don't care and calling him a faggot
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>>527617421>I'm a retard who forgot to paste the screenshot while writing my reply
Man, there's some students I'm not really a fan of but I at least read their Momotalks before coming to that conclusion
I must confess: I skip Akane momos because she looks like a grandma..
>>527617650>everyone is the same anonyikes
>>527617375No one here will admit it but they do the same. I'm not gonna lie and say I've ready every student's momo talk. Some students are just shit and it's okay not to like them.
I admit it, the only student whose Momotalks I have completed is Fubuki (Swimsuit)
Tsunderes are a dogshit trope, I don't have to like what you like just to be a "true fan" in your eyes. I play the game, and support the game. In the eyes of Nexon were the exact same. Don't care. Dealt with this shit in 2hu 12 years ago even while having 9 lunatic 1cc.
You want a hugbox where no one says anything you disagree with ever, and everyone is all the time and if you don't enjoy it in this exact way, you're "a".
>>527617876Although, the grandma aspect is definitely part of her appeal, can't blame you if you're not into her looking like she's a healthy 60 year old.
>>527618198The problem is that you're annoying
>>527618198>goes off on a retarded tangent because I made an observation Okay
>>527618198>autismo trying to understand humans and thinking it knows what the thread "wants"that's cute
>>527618198We're saying you're autistic and retarded. You judge a book by its cover and you're surprised people called you a moron?
>P.Yuuka first momo has her sleeping in schale
>(You) avoid the topic when she ask if she was the only one invited to sleep there
I bet (you) smiled when looking at a sleeping Yuuka.
Kek this guy going off and getting people mad at him is literally just this meme happening in real time
>>527617931You're also a faggot
>>527618198? Everyone is only saying to read their momo to give them a chance. No one told you that you have to like them.
>dogshit poster in the other tab woke up
>some other retarded faggot is here
>>527618347Sensei nutted on her sleeping face and then proceeded to hide the evidence
>>527618417>filter the faggot there>call this one a retarded faggot niggerthat simple
/bag/, I did it! I beat a level 90 for the first time!
Y-you *are* proud of me, r-right?
>>527618343Him calling Mina uppity is hilarious to me.
How do you not immediately see that she's a massive fucking dork?
>>527617560Arona to any 3* that wanted to join me at Schale
>>527618558death to oldfags
newcuties rise up
>>527618654He might just not have her and made an assumption over that
>>527618558Show me your name
>>527618712The chink events...
>>527618654I'm glad she spooked me. Her l2d is nice.
>>527617686>me when a student I already disliked is mediocre in MomoTalk as well
>>527618558noice, even more impressive the 90 was using ok units, the first 90s I beat back then were the weirdos with terror ble offmeta teams
>>527618712He should have read the story/events. She acts like a dork in them too. This is a bad excuse on his part.
>>527618712He said he had her momo but will never read it because of premade prejudice.
Do you redeem your free 100 rolls day by day or all on last day?
>>527618717W-why do you want to dox me Anon? I can post my friend code if you are on EU Global...
>>527595537>No one posted itFine, I'll censor it a little bit
>>527618712NTA, but thinking she's uppity based on the events is a big ?
>>527618654>How do you not immediately see that she's a massive fucking dork?unironically autism
>>527618801why are you a nigger
I've read every students momo except for Miyako. She said she hated adults like me so fuck you too.
>>527618801Kek for real. I hated Mika in volume 3 and her momo talk was dog shit. Fuck anyone saying that you need to read momo talks for shit characters
>>527618840Did he? If so he has a really stacked account and might be based if he already rolled Chiaki and Satsuki. Chiaki especially since she's already powercrept up the ass
>>527618558Hello Calliberjoe
>>527618935Okay but Saori LITERALLY fucking shoots you so she gets a pass?
>>527618801maybe it's because you're a nigger
>>527618852>I can post my friend codeSlut..
>>527619014She's cute so it's okay
>>527619014Saori gave me a princess.
>>527619005He also literally said he won't read Chiaki and Satsuki momos.
>>527618983t. butthurt Mika tard. Fuck your menhera whore.
>>527619014Forgiven. No question asked
>>527619045>miyako adopts a bunny in her momo>it gets mentioned outside the momo
>>527619121Retard, I don't even like Mika
>>527619121i bet you're tasteless and love heena
>>527619107Why would he roll Chiaki though if he didn't like her, and she has no gameplay relevancy. Seems like a waste and he said he didn't care about their designs. I just think he might not have half of those characters and he was saying that even if he got them, he won't like them. Since he also mentioned Haruna, Junko, Mutsuki, Rio and Kikyou. So if he was a globalfag, has no way to read them and to even see more Kikyou from the new story update
>>527619219I am Sensei. I would never let the voluptuous features of my dear sexy students get in the way of my judgement
>>527619219Well yeah, there's that too.
>>527619286And if he was a JPfag, he'd have listed Seia.
>>527619219no, I want her ass
>>527619286>Why would he roll Chiaki though if he didn't like herMaybe he got spooked by her? He's still a fag. Chiaki's momos are pretty relaxing to read through and she's very sweet.
>>527619013A swing and a miss, Anon.
>>527619037ASACDYDN
>>527619507Godtier luck for pulling a spook of probably both Satsuki, Chiaki and or DAko, since I doubt he sparked all 3 (mentioned prefect team)
(this attack can not be a critical hit).
>>527619709pomsonbros.. not like this..
>>527619709Never forgive, never forget
>>527619709> Get used in all the single target purple raid anywayI mean... if it works, then it works.
>>527619640I sent you a request in case you need assistants
>>527619640mutsuki's ravioli....
>>527619753More like cow mangler 5000bros.
>>527619849Yes I do, thank you Anon. Accepted >^_^<
>>527619874You always wanted to know what was in the bag...
>>527619893Man now I kinda want to play soldier again and harass spies on 2fort
>>527619805We don't even have any tho outside of Ga
>>527619805I thought Nozomi was the queen of purple ST?
>>527620156Eating curry in the cafeteria!
>>527620329Not this Hiero GA, I guess people of the armor type. It's mostly just Chiaki and Nagusa up there.
Nozomi will definitely fuck SRKR over however.
>>527620326>Your profile greetingBut I do that. Every day!
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>>527619601What's the purpose of Nonomi in this team? Watched the vid and the guy never used her EX skill
>>527618558>lvl 78>already has hibiki, miyako and hoshino>84k pyro stash>while im on lvl 72 and have no meta studentstell me what's your secret, anon-sama!!!
>>527620767She hits fast for the hit count debuff and I guess the guy didn't want to use Pina for some reason.
>>527620767Any MG is an alright filler.
Also, that guy has a lvl1 2* Fubuki
>>527620815Be patient, you'll get them when bluefes arrives or not if you are unlucky.
How do I sort student's by their normal attack speed? I don't see an option for it at schaledb.
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>>527620979He's literally me.. Also does that mean I can just throw a d.hina? Or is the fact Nonomi has yellow damage more important than her slightly lower hit number? I also have to invest in my Neru hoping she won't get pwned by AoEs in the 2nd phase..
>>527621168Yes just don't use her EX cause it's a waste of time.
https://x.com/yostarjp_info/status/1934537684128850093
>ใYostar OFFICIAL SHOP ONLINEใ
>Orders for Niya and Nagusa acrylic stands and other new goods from "Allied Hyakkiyako Academy" are open until 11:59pm today!
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>Don't miss this opportunity!
>>527621387I HATE ACRYLIC STAND
I HATE ACRYLIC STAND
>>527620815I got Hibiki and Mika from my initial pulls when I made my account in January. I bought Miyako from the PvP coins. I got Hoshino from farming hard mode nodes. You can do all that too!
Also Bluefes is soon so if you have pyros saved up you will be able to get guaranteed meta students.
Ichika is pent up again, Sensei
>LIVESTREAM
https://youtube.com/live/TWpdl4nufCU
>>527622117See, told you fags it will be on Monday.
>>527622117>NagusaHyakki summer, here I cum
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>>527621168You can, but Nonomi actually has an advantage over dHina because of her sub-skill, it basically doubles her hit.
Izumi and Kotori are probably the next best options because of their normal skill.
>>527622176> Nagisa won't get an alt cause she just got releasedWhat's the 300IQ move here, Nexon?
>>527622068but I am working
>>527622117>Stream 1 day earlier than I predictedNeat.
>>527613368For what? The worst Mario Kart?
Just forget about it then come back when it has games. Or better yet, wait for an emulator and dont give money to the most Jewish game company on the planet.
>>527622117It's time for Ako summer, Chinatsu summer and Ibuki summer
>>527622117>mfw the vol 5 protags get their swimsuit alts before the vol 2 protags
>>527622252Alright then. Any tips on how to speedrun part 1? Should I just let eimi eat all the debuffs and try to burst with mika and buffers? The guy I just watched does proper repositions
MIKU RERUN WHEN
INDEX RERUN WHEN
NEXON YOU FUCKING NIGGER LET ME 100% COLLECT
>hello summer
>hello world
I hate millennium
>>527621168Regular Hina also has an echo, probably better. But phase 2 is not hard really.
>>527622117Erika Is such a good host
>>527622471Miku is busy racing with the blue hedgehog after her last game jump in Fortnite
>>527622438Throw Hifumi up near Wakamo and let it gets focused by her.
Do not throw it near Mika or she will be fucked by the ricochet attack.
>>527622471Bro your bought account?
>>527622471Not my students.
>>527622438Part 1 isn't really speedrunable, but as long as you get past part 1, it's basically free. Just do the mechanics normally
>Should I just let eimi eat all the debuffsShe'll die
>The guy I just watched does proper repositionsReposition doesn't actually matter, at most it's to make it easier to gauge the distance.
>>527622613Do I want to play this? I love Miku
>>527622117Mini stream or big stream with lots of announcement?
>>527622845It's basically Mario Kart but worse
>>527622117GIVE ME YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THE BINGO NOW
>>527622845>he didn't play Allstars Racing TransformedUnironically the 2nd best kart racer behind CTR and Crossworlds is looking to be just as good.
>>5276228832 streams will happen, the first stream for the perma summer banners, then another stream next month for blue fes + limited summer banners.
>>527622950Seia
>But Seia already releasedI don't care put Swimsuit Seia or Sexy Seia
No Seia no fun
Since the thread is ending
>>527622998Allstars Racing Transformed was goated but I don't think they make them like that anymore
>>527622484This year really is gonna be Millennium or Hyakkiyako heavy, huh?
>>527623408Why did people say last year was Gehennas year when almost all of their banners were just reruns?
>>527623510Because back to back Gehenna event you dummy
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coom in doom
rope in hope
>>527623510I'm more baffled by the Abydos push last year and they only had 3 banners one of which was archived related but I guess that is what you get for a school with only 6 students.
>>527623672it was all around a really busy morning
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