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>Character Teaser: "Skirk: An End, And a Beginning"
https://youtu.be/injdhkGRoCs

>"Star Odyssey" Animated Short
https://youtu.be/zxAubNf3EQQ

>Version 5.7 "A Space and Time for You" Trailer
https://youtu.be/S0xt6uUWSlw

>Nod-Krai Preview Teaser - "Prelude to Moonlight"
https://youtu.be/k1U2LnXd5GE

>Current character banner: Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Lynette, Kujou Sara, Thoma
>Current weapon banner: Engulfing Lightning (Polearm), Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore)
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/38918050

>Daily check-in rewards (permanent)
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>Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/gift
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>Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)
https://rentry.org/giglinks

/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9

Who won

Loom is lucky to have so many girlfriends to have sex with

"Netflix and pagpag" with Furina!

cryo meta soon

Seele! waiting room

>>527609890
THESTRONGESTLOGI

>Always wanted Shenhe
>Play a bunch of Wriosthley and Eula
>Still don't feel good about pulling for her with my already limited rolls
>Nod Krai coming up

"Netflix and chill" with Furina!

>>527609890
Not skirk

Scarasex

Can someone post skirks voicelines again
thanks

Skip buttons are just admitting that you have no faith in your product. Genshin won again.

>>527601165
This may sound cliche but I bet Surtalogi will hold back while fighting Skirk and he loses to her. Surtalogi then falls to the ground, and Skirk rests his head on her thighs. He thanks Skirk for freeing him, and he smiles and pats her head. Surtalogi's final words: "Stay strong, Skirk." Skirk suddenly starts sobbing, hugging Surtalogi's lifeless body while screaming at the heavens.

I don't understand why so many fags keep replying to blatant bait posts.

Is throwing a random question while mentioning HSR, ZZZ or Wuwa all it takes?

you guys weren't lying damn, the inside of the volcano is really comfy and small explorationwise

so surtalogi is an outlander too right
but he’s not a descender
?

What the fuck do I do with my 2 aquilas and the skyward blade
who uses them

+1 for Miss Chiori

Guess I'm saving for surt starting now depending on how ugly the new electro guy and varka are.

This is literally Alice

>>527610026
He's just a dude from Khaenri'ah

>>527609949
the writers have too much blind faith in thinking people like reading their shit, when its just something in the way of me getting to the actual content

Why is Honkai Star Rail still getting amazing QOL updates despite already being #1 on the revenue charts and #1 in social media engagement?

Why don't we get the same love despite being the game that put Hoyoverse on the map?

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

SURTALOGI THE FOUL APEXPREDATORtalogi the MASCULINE GRIPtalogi the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEtalogi the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEtalogi the UNYIELDING AESTHETICtalogi the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEtalogi the RIPPED TANKtalogi the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGtalogi the INTIMIDATING GLAREtalogi the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTtalogi the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDtalogi the ENLIGHTENED ZENtalogi the SPIRITUAL POTENTtalogi the VIRILE ALMIGHTYtalogi the INVINCIBLE VALORtalogi the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUStalogi the DOMINATOR INVICTUStalogi the ETERNAL MAELSTROMtalogi the TITANIC QUAKEtalogi the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUStalogi the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHtalogi the MASTODONIC MONSTERtalogi the TERRIFYING LORDtalogi the KING DEITYtalogi the CHRIST CRIMSONtalogi the LEGEND SUPERNOVAtalogi the TRANSIENT TALOGICHAD THE SURTA LOGICHAD THE LOGI LOGICHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDFOUL THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADTALOGI CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD

ENTER CHADtalogi

>>527609925
Why would you even pull a worse Coffee?

>Genshin doesn't have fillers
>People actually like the story in Genshin.

>>527609949
It's the other way around. If they had faith in their writing ability, then they wouldn't feel the need to force us to watch it.

The sheer size of 5.0 + 5.2 Natlan is the same as 4.0, 4.1 and 4.2 of Fontaine combined. Why are people pretending like Natlan has less exploration? 4.4 and 5.5 are DLC 1 and 4.6 and 5.8 are DLC 2. That's two map expansions for both patch cycles.

holy fuck the HP inflation

>>527610172
Is it that bad? I haven't done it yet

>>527610073
oh i thought he was from another world

>>527610048
Replacing Iansan with Xilonen unironically makes Mavuika deal even more damage btw

>>527610172
Those Ley Line Disorders are specifically made for Mavuika and Skirk.

>>527610172
I literally see someone beating it with Clorinde overload on one side and Hyperbloom on 2nd on my youtube feed

>>527610026
>surtalogi is an outlander
He's from Khaenri'ah, so he's not an outlander
>he’s not a descender
Being a descender means having the will to decide the destiny of the world and from the info we have of him, he's more interested in his own destiny than that of Teyvat.

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your game was stolen from you by incel gooners.

#Standwithlumine
#HELPLUMINE
#SLAYQUEEN

>>527609925
Shenhe is pretty enough that I don't feel bad if I get her with my dahlia pulls. Also Saber VA

>>527610243
No shit sherlock, i dont fucking believe you

Lyneylove.
Games with great stories like Genshin Impact, featuring great characters like Lyney.

Gosh...all I can think about is Diluc...*sigh*

>>527610305
Why are troons like this?

This makes Shartalogi piss his pants in sheer fear

>>527609949
Having no faith and being realistic about the quality of your writing >>> being delusional about the quality of your writing and cramming it down your Captive audience's throats

Skirk:
>Ive actually been living in the abyss all this time, never spending time on the surface
Also Skirk:
>Ive been travelling Teyvat this whole time

Defend this shit.

What's stopping you from essentially putting random 3 fodder Hydro/Cro units on Skirk's team like Barbara and call it a day? That would be enough to beat Spiral Abyss trust me. Skirk solos that.

>>527610302
It brings me IMMENSE pleasure to know you AGONIZE because what you believe to have been your game was APPROPRIATED by powerscalingGODS.

>>527610202
>huur durr shillonen
No thanks

post something cute

>>527610092
"actual content" being artifact grind and abyss minmaxxing, I presume
I play genshin for the story and lore and exploration so I'm against the skip button and I know I'm not the only one

Alright /gig/plain and simple, are you rolling for Skirk, yes or no?

But can Surtalogi beat Gear 5 Luffy?

>>527610406
I can't, even if it ultimately is completely inconsequential and something you shouldn't think too hard about it might be one of the blatant cases of them disregarding their own writing
It certainly doesn't instil confidence in them not just making shit up as they go along

>>527609890
Tao won

>>527610103
Friendship ended with JOBpitano, now FVARKtalogi is our hype man

Would Surtalogi be able to beat Phainon though?

>>527610369
Can you blame them? Imagine how much anguish they must feel knowing they bricked their accounts on day one by picking the non-canon female MC.

>>527610471
>"actual content" being artifact grind and abyss minmaxxing, I presume
no you retard, the exploration and story battles

#FightLikeSurtalogi

>>527610406
It just means that you misunderstood something

>>527610489
Shota cheld is so lucky.....

>"I am the greatest calamity in the whole universe at this moment”
>“A weapon forged using the pooled resources of an entire star system. A god manifested by the unity of a whole civilisation’s beliefs. The mightiest warrior among bilions.. He buried them all.”
>And as Skirk grew from the strength to strength, a revelation came upon her: Nobody had ever forced her master to use the true extent of his power.

So whats the point about caring about anyone else now that Surtalogi just one shots everyone?

>skirk gets stuck underneath wreckage
>surtalogi yanks her out, ripping all of her limbs in the process
mental

>>527610669
Good question, I think we all should quit the game

I hate when my balls get so itchy
When will they patch this

>>527610601
why the fuck would you care about story battles if you want to skip the story?? retarf

>>527610489
I'm rolling for Dahlia, I have literally 0 pity, I WON'T get Skork.

>>527610669
You're right. We should all post nothing but STRENGTHtalogi all day long.

>>527610406
Has she not been alive for hundreds of years. You know she could do both right

>it's real
SKIRK IS KEKSHIT AND VENTI FUCKED HER AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>527610715
I don't want to read 10 paragraphs about what Traveler and Paimon are having for lunch today, I want to just cut to the chase

God fucking dammit

Why is it always the worst fucking outcome

>>527610737
Is this how catholicism works?

Is Surtalogi playable?

>>527610667
Wait so do we actually know who this mystery man is

>>527610724
You won't get either sis

>>527610820
Why would you define a flower?

Skirk: The Traveller's ability to cleanse abyssal corruption destroyed my fake limbs and left me a nugget stranded in the abyss

>>527610724
Lucky
I already did like 20 rolls and won't waste more. I had a bad expirience with Kaveh and kinda Ororon.

>>527610759
Unfortunately the full quote leaves out that option
It's 100% something the writers either forgot about or chose to just sweep under the rug since it's of little consequence

>>527610048
>>527610172
>>527610192
It was easy. My C0R0 teams cleared floor 12 with 0 resets.

>>527610795
That mostly means Skirk can't get drunk....

But days of drinking!?

>>527610806
But I want. It's soul. This just proves your life is miserable

>>527610820
95% of the time, elixir artifacts only give you the bare minimum guaranteed substat rolls.

>>527610806
you don't deserve those story battles then
and you clearly don't even play the game if you think it's all food talk, way to out yourself tourist

Qiqi will come home to anon's account tomorrow unless you reply with your 'ick' pic to this post

>>527610858
yeah, that's one of his soldiers/shadows, they all look like him too it seems lmao, what a fucking autist

been trying to get diona on the standard banner. now i'm conflicted to pull for this one because i'm trying to save up for yelan and klee...

>>527610858
Yes it's Surtalogi, but the one in the whale fight is just a manifestation and not the actual Surtalogi

why is /gig/ so bad tonight?

>>527610991
Fishing for characters through the standard banner sounds insane t b h

>>527610929
>V
>I
>M
>F
>E
>Y
You didn't clear the abyss.

>>527611034
how long has pagli been working for hutroon anyways
since he faked his death or even before that

>>527610489
I'll just see after her CQ. I heard she fucking sucks without Coffee so I am hesitant to pull another brick

She'd solo everyone in Genshinverse btw.

>>527610974
PAIMON NVKE

>The male electro charge main carry comes out
>He's electro
>Gets a buff when shielded
>Converts bonus ATK speed into crit rate and crit damage
How do you respond Dahlia havers?

>>527610974
>and you clearly don't even play the game if you think it's all food talk
you clearly are the one that has not played the game recently:
>there is a giant feast held at the conclusion of the tournament
>go back to Mualani's tribe to party and have snacks
>another feast to celebrate Kachina's rescue
>feast again after fending off the Abyss invasion
>have dinner with Xilonen and Citlali on the ancient name completion
>before the final Abyss confrontation there is yet another party at Mualani's tribe with food
>Mavuika takes you to a meal in her SQ where she eats an enourmous plate of food
>Varesa's entire character is being a big eater, and she invites you to compete in an eating contest - her quest's conclusion is everyone eating up all the mushrooms of the mushroom god
>Kachina makes crackers and gives you a cake in the 5.5 event
>Escoffier is a chef whose quest is fittingly about cooking

>>527610737
>ywn get a surprise baptism because you already worships the Anemo Archon every day

>>527611140
she tanked my cock

Great characters like Escoffier

Cute and canon

>>527610489
C0R0
C0R1 if lucky

Easy for my Clorecchino and Ayato

>>527611234
look at that gross ass holy shit at least fix it in photoshop before uploading it online

>a single Dahlia fanart is higher quality than anything Skirk has gotten since her drip

Holy flop.

>>527611212
you're talking to a pagmon poster
foodslop is their jam

Why are beings like Surtalogi still give a shit about Teyvat? What is Dain the jobber even thinking?

>>527611234
3D furina is so lucky..

>>527610923
>I already did
Anon you're drunk, go to sleep.

>>527610908
How fast can Skirk regrow her limbs?
Could she do this?

>>527611343
still getting one worm a year lole

do you think they are starting to regret it? throwing away the biggest and most successful contract they've ever had for nothing. now they will never get to work on a hoyo project again, which there will be many of in the upcoming years

>>527611343
I haven't seen a single good Skirt fanart that wasn't coomer slop.

>>527611382
I meant I already did 20 rolls on the event banner

>>527611425
yes
>>527611456
lmfao who cares

>skirk: no i’ve never been outside the abyss and don’t know how teyvat looks
>skirk: fakkkkkkk i love travelling so much
Natlan and it’s consequences…

>>527611326
shut the fuck up faggot I would plap her all day

>>527610974
>non-canon traveler

>>527611456
These people don't operate on regret, they'll see themselves as victims who were treated unfairly

>>527611343
Great characters like Dahlia deserve them.

>>527611234
>>527611530
Buy an ad, razor burns.

>>527611526
I guess it's fine if all that traveling was after we met her.

>>527611526
kek it really do be like that
>>527611530
nigga you couldnt even spend 5 bucks on her OF

>>527610406
Translation error?

>redditzuruo
leave

>Lost power is always reclaimed in the end, in some shape or form. But where will this power lead? To a trial? To revenge? Or toward a new future? It's a question that strikes at the heart of his quest to find the meaning of his existence, and perhaps deep down he already has his answer.
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

>>527610841
Leaked for 9.3

>>527609949
>GI
Actually
>Chinese gacha game slop
>Good writing
Been using a macro for 5 years to skip non MQ unvoiced slop and will keep doing so, meanwhile in wuwa i can skip anything i want because the devs aren't pretentious retards that smell their own farts.

>>527610658
>n1 fatui is actually weak shit compared to the archons and the 5 sinners
Kek, so this rotten cuck was hyped to be the strongest human in teyvat?
What a joke.
Let’s hope the fatui are pulling an Espada so that dottore , dindu and childe are actually secretly stronger than him, or else the whole faction is screwed.

I really hope this loser stay on his fancy throne just to serve as toilet saurian birds

>Nicole is confirmed a seelie/angel
>her hexenzirkel tea set is the exact same that Diluc has at home
>we do not officially know who Diluc's mom is, however the fact that he's stronger than his father and capable of using a delusion without side effects hints that his mother was the stronger parent
>he owns a bar called Angel's Share
>his tie's squiggle looks a bit like the symbol of Lucifer, aka the fallen angel or "the morning star" (name Diluc comes from diluculum meaning dawn in case Dawn Winery wasn't enough of a clue)
imagine if he's some kind of a late game boss or a future leader, since Teyvat is full of goetic devils like Baal and Ronova already

>>527611535
don't stoop to the 0%er level and attack random posters doing no harm

>>527611756
This is a gacha game, anon, not an actual RPG

What's the point of Genshin Impact when Acheron could solo anyone in this game by cutting the galaxy in half?

Save for the T0 Knight of Boreas

Fuck the abyss! Fuck the herald! Fuck the seahorse! Fuck these Natlan enemies! And especially fuck Mavuika and her dumbass bike!

>>527611714
Neuvillette will 0END Surtalogi

>>527611807
go cry to your project troomine xisters

>>527611212
Those are singluar lines in long quests, so you saying that it's "all food talk" is bs hyperbole. Such a retard truly doesn't deserve a skip button. I will start writing in surveys that they better not add a skip button or I uninstall.

>>527611847
goatHIMtano would block her slash with his pinkie then pulverise her

>>527611756
Diluc is just Vennessa's descendant, nothing special.

>>527611714
Neuvillette's destiny is to defend Teyvat from the outer world

>>527611975
Didn't this guy get his ass kicked by a human woman?

>>527611918
I fucking hate them so much AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

>>527611738
wuwa is shit

>>527611456
this leak made me so happy
I don't even play EN but I want these twats out of my game

>>527612008
xhe and six of her xisters are their sugar daddy all working together got btfo last time an alien invaded their world
what chance does xhe alone have

>>527611714
>But where will this power lead?
To filler status

>>527612087
you are brown

>>527612158
post your hand

Remember to report the saars

What's even so bad about the abyss?
Is it just sour grapes?
>Jakob uses it just fine, and he's a glorified oceanid or some other foreign human
>Cheld turns into a tokusatsu kaijin and hes fine as a normal teyvat human
>Skirk can regen limbs and use it fine as an alien warrior
>the sinners became literal deities who can destroy their entire star system easily and arent affected by the curse seemingly
>Clothar/Eide got a massive life extension after being cursed by celestia thanks to the abyss
And everyone else are just mad because they get infested and driven mad by the abyss if they use it.
Even Nibelung, Xiuhcoatl and Apep became weak as fuck after gaining abyss power.
The haters are just copers who didn't get blessed.

>>527611949
>Those are singluar lines
most of those are not, they are entire scenes, and in 2 cases entire questlines, you are flat out lying now.

>>527612203
>announcing

>>527612206
GYATT

>>527612214
>hating varesa quest
literally the only natlan quest I liked, apart from maybe mavuika's
half of it was about the shroom god anyway but it's not like a skipKEK would notice

>>527611714
I don't understand. Why do they shill him so much?

>>527611975
Job the a sexy redhead and her motorbike
Would be assraped by FVARKtalogi
Dindu will reveal to have access to a second form that is far stronger than him (n.4th harbinger)
Childe will secretly be the strongest harbinger all along since they were numbered 11 to 0 instead of 11 to 1

>>527612289
merely encouraging isn't announcing

>>527612203
I won't.

I didn't play during Fontaine, do I need to do anything special against the coppelius?
I've fought the new source automaton boss in IT but it felt like it just started out the fight sitting in its high resistance mode where you're meant to keep its gauge as low as possible by hitting it with cryo, is there more to it than that or is it just one of the stall bosses like wenut and ruin serpent that spends the first 20 seconds of the fight stalling for time?

>>527612394
to keep waifucels humble and on their knees

>>527612467
Whats the verdict on artifact loadouts from SaintanGoat

>>527611680
That was fast.

https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?tid=44383400

CN reaction to new lore leaks (surtalogi) is extremely negative, says teyvat story is basically pointless at this point. Fat xiao clearly wants to extended genshin beyond the teyvat but has destroyed the IP by writing a middle schooler's power fantasy

>>527611918
>And especially fuck Mavuika
I’m pretty sure many would agree, have you seen THAT ASS!

>>527612557
you can use a fontaine character to stun it and disable its shield

>>527612663
I refuse to believe this.

>>527612663
Fat Xiao's biggest dream was always to make Honkai with males.

>>527612663
can you link them our reaction

>>527612557
No, you can just use regular pyro/electro to break his shield.

>>527612663
Let me guess, they are not happy and can’t relate to the story being a nothingburger compared to the fate of everything else, and now they are signing a petition that won’t works but shows how unhappy they are?

>>527612663
QRD?

Travellers are literal stars. They are like billion years old. And Aeons are called Star Gods in the Chinese. That was always in the lore.

>muh skip button
These are the guys pressing Ctrl/c and random options in choices in VNs then wonder why they're not getting the sex scenes.

>>527612206
its probably an extension/analogy of the imaginary tree and the sea of quanta in hi3 where the SoQ and IT are locked in a sort of perpetual struggle and desire to consume eachother. in this particular instance, though the people corrupted by the abyss dont know it, they are working towards the destruction of material reality
>>527612663
what surt leaks are they pissed about. afaik nothing is catastrophically new

>>527612825
Surtalogi is a DBS character

>>527612663
i play a game about exploring different worlds, it's called Honky Star Rail. Keep genshin as a fantasy game

>>527611918
>and her dumbass bike!
don't worry, its gone now

Boys?

>>527613142
Go, GODbatos...
DESTROY THAT BIKE!

if Surtalogi is the big bad for Genshin 2/2.0 then there is literally nothing wrong

So which piece of these "leaks" initiated the global melty?

>>527611847
>Acheron
Who gives a shit, even Argenti could solo literally everything in Teyvat, let alone El Generalissimo or the mutt Feixiao.

*coughs blood* go on without me...

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

SURTALOGI THE FOUL APEXPREDATORtalogi the MASCULINE GRIPtalogi the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEtalogi the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEtalogi the UNYIELDING AESTHETICtalogi the BEAUTIFUL SWOLEtalogi the RIPPED TANKtalogi the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGtalogi the INTIMIDATING GLAREtalogi the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTtalogi the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDtalogi the ENLIGHTENED ZENtalogi the SPIRITUAL POTENTtalogi the VIRILE ALMIGHTYtalogi the INVINCIBLE VALORtalogi the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUStalogi the DOMINATOR INVICTUStalogi the ETERNAL MAELSTROMtalogi the TITANIC QUAKEtalogi the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUStalogi the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHtalogi the MASTODONIC MONSTERtalogi the TERRIFYING LORDtalogi the KING DEITYtalogi the CHRIST CRIMSONtalogi the LEGEND SUPERNOVAtalogi the TRANSIENT TALOGICHAD THE SURTA LOGICHAD THE LOGI LOGICHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDFOUL THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADTALOGI CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD

ENTER CHADtalogi

>>527613278
He can poof Teyvat any time but he didn't do this just because, ok? What a great villain.

>>527612825
Surtagoli is the most powerful being in the universe

>>527613409
Can you fuck off with this shit already?

BITCHtalogi is fodder compared to Honkai kino

Wow, the Chinese are really seething.

>>527612663
That's obvious, being linked to Honkai is a death sentence, because that means we've spent 5 years in a story so inconsequential and insignificant that it might as well have never happened.

Sexy alien women...

>>527613465
>can kill the spider who set up in the corner of my room any time
>he's still there
>NOO YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM

Not rolling your cryoflop.
See you in Nodkrai.

>>527612663
>CN reaction

There's like only 20 post lol you ain't fooling me.

>>527613595
>because that means we've spent 5 years in a story so inconsequential and insignificant that it might as well have never happen
Hi3sisters didn't react like that even though it's also just some random shithole somewhere in HSR, why is genshinners reacting differently?

>>527612663
Chinese are really seething

>about to finish releasing all archons
fat xiao: ackshually, there are these galactic-level characters coming up soon that'll make the teyvat plot a nothingburger, please stay hyped! please don't quit after snezhnaya! you gotta collect of them!
>about to finish releasing all the sinners, witchslop, or whatever else
fat xiao: ackshually, there are these new multiverse-level characters that'll make all of this universe a joke, please don't quit! genshin 3.0 will introduce a new dimension altogether!

>>527613614
Yes, and go clean the webs in your room, disgusting freak.

Dragon Ball should have ended while Goku was still a cute shota.

>>527612904
>weird strawman
>>527612663
At least MTL the juiciest seethe for us from chinese 4chan

>>527609861 (OP)
Roll for who you like.

>>527612663
>hmm, should I expand the scope of our own world and see what lies beyond the ocean?
>fuck it, just connect us with the shittiest scifi story ever written and make the last 5 years an inconsequential blip on the radar
Sasuga, Fat Xiao. Truly what I expect from the Maestro himself.

what will be the narrative if super soaker jobs?

>>527612617
The models are ripped as soon as a character shows up as an NPC or the day the beta starts so we used to get early model swaps and work in preparation of applying it to the playable model as soon as it goes live. Unfortunately modding sites put up a rule that you're not allowed to share mods made with leaked/beta models and now even Asian sites are following it (to avoid lawsuits). All we get are WiP images now.

Why do you fuckers somehow believe that the Teyvat story doesnt matter. Its painfully clear that the traveler will somehow gain the power to change fate and with the help od the archon and/or the HP we'll find some way to repel the abyss and protect teyvat

>>527613706
Well, because i was playing Genshin Impact instead of Honkai Star Rail, and no, HI3rd is arguably the most important place in Honkek world.

>>527613706
HI3 is the one that established all of the multi verse, pocket universes, eldritch energy beings, power level wank and shit, HSR is just in the same universe with guys like Welt in from day 1.
It's rather different from GI being restrained after the intro only to get hit full force 5 years later.

the witches and sinners should've been for Genshin 2. No one wants to play this outdated game for another 5 years

>>527613728
Can't wait for the next stream where they cry crocodile tears again and pretend they didn't know travelers would prefer anything over honkaislop.

>expecting good writing from these hacks
lole

>>527613840
Unironically.
People don't give a shit about this slop, not unless MONKE or new hair colour. That's all people care about.

>hm this new character looks kinda cool I think I wanna pull
>read up on teams
>you need the previous banner character, literally does not function without

great. can't play wuwa's newest character because same thing there. zzz released a dps that needs a stunner releasing in 2 weeks. hsr just released a dps/support for characters released 6+ months ago

like what the fuck

>hmm yeah I want a deep and interesting mature story for a mature person like myself
>boots up a live service gacha game

...and the doomposter reveals himself. Everytime.

>>527613706
>Hi3sisters didn't react like that even though it's also just some random shithole somewhere in HSR
hsr is subordinated to hi3 thoughbeit. the cocoon of finality and by extension CoF kiana is the strongest being in the hi3/hsr continuum

Dude! Fuck this chamber! I hate the latest abysses!

>>527612663
>>527613505
I usually dont mind some good ol powerlevel wankery but this is too far even for me. Btw does anyone remember the very first time Surtalogi was mentioned? Was it some event.

AYAKABROS

>haven't seen everything in the ocean
>discovered space
Did people just stop being interested in the ocean?

HI3's story is the peak of gacha gaming but y'all aren't ready for this

>>527614109
KEKYPOW

You should have foreseen this after witchslop started being pushed, Da Wei will run out of Archons next years, so he's trying to find replacements, dragonslop didn't work. witches are insipid and nobody gives a shit even now, so the next thing are obviously the sinner, and it will happen again

>>527612663
>error
Nice try.

>>527614139
It's something they've been doing for a while but I really don't like the new trend of them placing a few enemies with only a few hundred thousand health before the actual meat shield boss
When they did it at the start of Natlan I assumed it was to discourage you from using VV shredders since it favoured Xilonen's passive shred but it seems like it's going to be commonplace from now on

>muh strongest
>still can't do shit against gods
>fedora tipping isn't strong enough
>homeland needs abyss powers to succeed
>nail slips out of HP's hands, millions CHURLED
>CHADli GODrax and his bros just fuck up the rest

Insane character over there, JOBlogi.

Also even fucking Little Dude could destroy the universe.

Time to throw down the gauntlet.
Skip button and older characters rework announcement during 6.0 or I'm simply gonna quit.

>>527614236
>newfag
just click the link right under error, it'll redirect you to the thread

>>527614183
>does anyone remember the very first time Surtalogi was mentioned?
He was first mentioned at the end of the Fontaine quest, with Skirk's first appearance in the game being to literally say that the whale belongs to him and that he's her mentor.

You can always just jump ship, you know. The WuwaBRAHMINS new region is fucking amazing, not the slop GenshinDALITS have been fed for a year.

>>527614191
My view of HI3's story is the writers are huge Eva fans whose main takeaway from the series was somehow that the bridge crew techno-babble conversations are the greatest thing ever, and so they seek to emulate that CONSTANTLY.

>>527614337
No wonder I didn't remember.

>>527613728
Its literally DBZ at this point. Not even joking, it will be just endless untill fanboys stop consuming this slop

>HE'S THE STRONGEST EVAR
>HE BEAT AN ENTIRE GALAXY BY HIMSELF INCLUDING GODS AND SUPERWEAPONS WHILE USING 0.00000000001% OF HIS POWER
>EVERYONE HATES HIM CAUSE HE'S SO MUCH STRONGER THAN THEM
>YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER? NUH UH, HE BEATS THEM WITH A FLICK OF HIS WRIST AND HE'S SO MUCH STRONGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CAST THAT HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THEM
Did a 5 year old take over writing the lore? This shit sounds like a bad fanfic OC

>>527614358
>region is based on Fontaine
>is the peak of the game
whaaaat no way

>>527614429
CHADther's POV

>>527613595
That's a good summation.
I really don't get why would you sully your clean successful IP with your space slop fantasy that has enormous baggage.
Did they not understand that they caught lightning in a bottle with Genshin or something?

>>527613980
>Protect Teyvat
>Universe still fucked
Unless saving Teyvat somehow also reverses the universe being taken over the abyss, saving Teyvat means nothing.

>>527614358
>genshin story
>starts mid goes to shit
>Wuwa story
>starts shit but keeps improving
Get your shit together, Hoyo...

>>527614203
why is Blue Goku higher than the UI Gokus?

>>527614358
1.0 was pure slop, did they improve shit at all?

>>527614358
I will
/wuwa/ will LOVE my company

>>527614452
He's watching Furina and Neuvillette?

>>527614021
>Muh WuWa
I'd play your game if it wasn't soulless slop

*Unbricks your shitty mc*

>>527614463
>Did they not understand that they caught lightning in a bottle with Genshin or something?
Maybe, maybe not. It's honestly hard to tell given how they treat the IP, but what we do (actually) know is that they despite everything still considers Honkai to be the company's main game series and that they hoped it'd become a household name à la Final Fantasy or whatever it was they compared it to
It's not without reason that people on here jokingly say Dawei has a deep and bitter relationship towards Genshin because he feels like it 'stole' their company image and resulted in them being known as the studio that made Genshin rather than the Honkai series

>>527614615
>hexenzirkel

>>527614615
>haven't done the quest yet
>plan on just quick starting past it to Nod Krai
what will happen to me when I don't have this thing by the time it becomes relevant?

>>527614576
of course

>Keqing's VA has been recast according to leak
ahahahahahahahahaha
I hope more recast follow soon.

What about Bleach?

>>527614186
Eol over Nahida, Varesa that low. Is this real?

>>527613142
[TRAGIC NEWS]
A male passenger of a motorcycle has died in the hospital after a crash caused by the operator of the motorcycle, who was allegedly driving intoxicated, near Wangshu Inn this Saturday.
The passenger was identified as a deacon from the Church of Favonius.
Venti the Bard, 21, of Mondstadt, was charged with aggravated driving under the influence resulting in great bodily harm, driving under the influence of alcohol and driving in the wrong lane of traffic.
The Millelith responded around 8:30 p.m. Saturday to Bishui Plain road for a vehicle crash with injuries.
Bystanders, including an off-duty Yaksha, were rendering aid to the motorcycle passenger, Millelith Sergeant Fengyan said.
Venti, who was standing at the scene, allegedly showed signs of alcohol impairment.
He was arrested but refused to provide a breath, blood or urine sample for analysis, Fengyan said.

>>527614358
*smooch*
we loves elves here
but we hate forced supports here

>>527614682
There's nothing good about recasts, it's a lose lose situation

>>527614702
The 2.33% on the bottom characters means there are only 43 clears on whatever that is.

>>527614485
>teyvat arc concludes
>space travels ensue
They're just sowing the seeds for genshin impact 2

>>527614429
That would be Sumeru

>>527614190
It's much easier to look into space than into the ocean.

You guys will glaze the fuck out of this dude for months and he will do absolutely nothing onscreen

>>527614547
They improved tremendously. Pacing, voice acting, digestibility, production value.

>>527614186
>9.30%

>>527615003
The purpose of ironic hype posting is to piss off spergs so it seems like they're already off to a good start

>>527614852
I'll wait for YS helper then. Too bad they probably won't wait for Skirk's release.

>>527614835
Paimon recast would be a win win situation.
Either Paimon is muted for a bit which would be amazing, or we get to spin the wheel to try and get something better than the most grating annoying thing ever.

>>527614683
Rangiku and Yoruichi sexo

>>527614358
>install steam to buy Stellar Blade
>first thing i see is WuWa
Damn, maybe i will try WuWa after all, Genshin is unsalvageable after this lore bomb now so i don't need to laugh at WuWafag anymore.

>>527614186
>16%
Kazuha had the biggest fall-off in 5.0 lole

>>527614683
Toshiro and Yushiro sexo

>>527615229
>that team
>Neuvillette not at full stacks

https://gi.hakush.in/character/10000114?v=5.7
>hrtoons spend every day since their release calling genshin irrelevant with literal who nobodies that would get bodied by the weakest character in hsr
>turns out a random knight from a dead civilization is a multiverse level threat stronger than aeons and the primoridal one is literally God
a bittersweet feel. i never wanted genshin to get honkai'd but at least it assblasts /hrtg/

>>527614663
>they hoped it'd become a household name à la Final Fantasy
They succeeded in doing that. It's called Genshin Impact. They will never manage to funnel that success to the Honkai IP.
As they slowly "decommission" Genshin or incorporate it into Honkai, they will also slowly lose players until they are left with the same playerbase of the niche space fantasy the had before.
They are not even doing space opera, just pure space slop.

>>527615141
I don't think anyone can be as iconic in this role, it's going to suck ass not only because it will be worse but because it will sound so different from the last 5 years.

>>527614358
>you hate power wank?
>here's another power level wank game!
No thank you, mr samefag.
I'm never touching another gacha

Why is Tencent so scared of Skirk? They've been shilling so aggressively lately.

>>527615318
lol the weakest aeon still stomps surtalogi

>SAAAARRRR
>YOU MUST PRAY WUTHERING WAVES
>SAAAAAARRR DO NOT REDEEM GENSHIN
>DO NOT REDEEEEEM!!!!
>I WON'T GET MY RUPEES OTHERWISE!!!!!
ahahahahahahahah

>>527610489
Yes but If I lose 50/50 I'm gonna be bricked for nodkrai

What if... Genshin won't get Honkai'd, but instead the universe of GI is just similar to Honkai's?

>>527614678
Imagine Raiden fighting Armstrong without Sam's blade at the end.

>>527614358
Nahida bros. What could have been...

If you jusr pretend Skirk doesn't exist all the honkai shit will go away

>honkturd crying about people shilling other games in genshin impact general
lol

>>527614463
Dawei's still incredibly bitter that Genshin is what made the company popular instead of Honkek

pretty free abyss

>>527610667
Kinda funny how Fontaine had so much foreshadowing and references for future stuff both within and outside of the nation. Meanwhile the howler monkeys here were constantly confused by it and called it stupid because ADHD millennials expect answers within the same act. From "one way ticket to coupon town" to this dude, and when they had to wait for answers they immediately calls it "retarded" and "hack writing" (also gib skip button pls)

>>527615318
>piss of genshinfags by linking the world to Honkai
>piss of Honkaifags by making everyone in their universe a jobber
What is going on here? Is this ritualistic corporation suicide? I literally wouldn't be able to think in something more retarded even if i was paid to kill both games.

>>527615465
I don't expect them to ever be 100% canonically confirmed and I think that there AT MOST will be some vague references to make people who've played every game (Hoyo's ideal customer) scream in excitement
But that doesn't mean I'm fine with the current direction either

>>527615425
>off topic image

>>527615504
meant for >>527615425

I'm thinking Tencent is gay.

>>527615425
>SAAR YOU MUST PLAY HON- *skip*

>>527615491
The very moment they put shoes on her, even temporarily, they ruined her. She should have stay permanently barefoot.

>>527615425
>SAAAAR PLEASE PLAY ZZZ
>SAAAR YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE ZZZ BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD

time for bed, tomorrow is monday!

>>527615620
I laughed WuWakek

>>527611456
Do you retards think they're paid a monthly salary or something? With how long between a character gets lines a year or several, they're paid less than doing an infomercial

>>527615556
SULTAN Solon Sir... I have done as you commanded, Master... By my hand has the dagger been driven into the heart of Genshin Impact... Together we shall reap its players and our trve passion projects will thrive...

>>527615539
>drop random whale man in AQ and never elaborate
Truly the best form of foreshadowing.
The WQs did alude to the rest of the concepts in this game (most of the lore shitposting over Fontaine being filler is directed at the AQ), but it really does feel like they make some of this shit up as they go along.

>>527615425
Based HertaDEITY

>>527615680
it already is monday but i'll take a nap anyways

>>527615425
This really triggered their whole call center lmao

[tw: on topic question]
rosaria main cryo dps, should I gave her 4pc emblem of severed fat or 2pc noblesse 2pc blizzard or 4pc blizzard?

>>527615620
Which reminds me, HSR is going to have a skip button soon.
Genshin could never.

>>527612158
So? Rather a bull race than a cuckold race

>>527615765
My immediate assumption would be that it comes down to how many other cryos you have in the party since higher ER (as a result of less cryo teammates) would make you benefit more from running emblem

>>527615415
>spend 3 years saying yanking could no diff everyone in genshin
>cant even mention anything other than the literal strongest beings in hsr now when comparaing powerlevels to a random knight in genshin
hrtroon tears are delicious

>>527614663
>>527615321
yea, it's obvious that hoyo is pulling support from genshin. CN used to get a lot of sponsored fan videos, including a special CNY stream for genshin, those were all cut since last summer. Genshin was Cai's project, and Cai's departure really affected the status of genshin in the company, and from the rumors, there's no C-suite strongly backing it currently and dawei doesn't really care

Can someone explain to me this "lore bomb"? What the fuck did Morbidly obese Xia do now?

>>527615765
>emblem of severed fat
Come on man, Ei loves sweet food but it's very rude to bully her like that.

>>527615765
4PC Emblem and call it a day

>>527614835
And nothing bad about it either since no one plas in EN

>>527615929
Just Skirk's master being the self-proclaimed strongest entity in the Genshin universe
It's an absolute nothingburger since chances are he won't ever appear on-screen or be a part of the actual main story anyway, but people are pretending to be shitting themselves over his existence somehow retroactively making the archons and Teyvat's higher powers seem less potent

>>527615558
I hope it's just this once and not everything from now on will refer to the Honkai expanded universe.
I'm fine with there being "more out there" but don't make it a habit because the world of Teyvat is the only one that mattered in the initial pitch, otherwise they would've made MANY many more references to us being world hoppers.

>>527615758
Sorry bro, I hate both HSR and Wuwa.

>>527611456
Diluc's VA is also retarded

>>527615896
i want to main her again but with escoffier on team this time
>>527615949
kek just noticed that
>>527615957
wasnt eosf a sub dps artifact or can I use it on rosaria main dps? kqmains guide on rosaria is confusing not gonna lie

>>527615929
see: >>527613728

>>527614387
He was also mentioned in Bedtime Story together with other Sinners.

>>527612663
>CN reactions
>It's only a 2 page thread with 21 posts
lol
lmao

>>527616093
What do you mean by Main DPS anon? Rosaria's damage is mostly her burst, unless yoy're planning you play Circle impact with bennett and the chungus then you pump her burst damage uptime and damage, the only main difference is that you should focus on crit damage instead of only crit rate

>>527616024
>normal man gains abyss power and roams the stars btfoing everyone
>5 sinners are a background element that keeps on getting brought up, like with gold and Dain's family
>we've been slowly gaining a better understanding of the higher teyvat elements, such as sinners and HO and da moon
Can you blame people?

Someone should break into Fat Xiao's house, steal all of his genshin script then dump the whole thing on the internet. Then we can finally move on from this game.

Alright sirs, listen up, we got the new orders from tencent. The plan is as follow: scream about how the plot os ruined forever despite following classic jrpg god tropes. Pretend the Chinese is even more upset.
Once we have set an atmosphere of doom, plug wuwa, ba, literally any game as the solution so we can harm mihoyos numbers.
Let's get to work sirs, the village must thrive!

>>527616024
>he won't ever appear on-screen or be a part of the actual main story anyway
shit bait or actual retard

>>527614682
>Anonymous
Which one of you fuckers is it?

>>527616186
So who is the current, pre whatever this is, strongest entity in genshin? Archons? Celestia?

skirk is a skip. not only does she need escoffier to deal damage, she's also bad with many top tier teams for whatever reason. I'll just keep saving and when we get a new dps in next region that doesn't require 3 specific teammates, I'll go all in there instead

>stuck at around 6:50 for half an hour
>change rotation and focus more on Wrio's damage
>magically gain 50 seconds
El gran filtro de la habilidad...

>>527616389
me

>>527612584
Artifact loadouts in wuwa:
>Kurogames: Here's the loadouts, you have 20 slots you can save, change the name, etc
>Player: Wow bro ty!!
Artifact loadouts in gi:
>Hoyo: Here's the loadouts
>Player: Bro, you just gave me a rubik's cube?
>Hoyo: Solve it and only then can you have access to a loadout
>Player: ...

When did abyss get so hard

>>527616374
I'm going go do all of this without shilling Wuwa. I don't like this direction but I'm not retarded enough to shill equally trashy work.

>>527616401
primordial one / phanes (which is genshin's title in chinese: 'original god')

>>527616447
>Solve it and only then can you have access to a loadout
Based. You dont deserve to use them if you can't solve a simple puzzle

>>527616087
Dilucs va openly said he doesn't care about Genshin nor will ever play it back in 1.x era. You think he gives a fuck?

>>527616334
Bold of you to think that a script actually exists when it's pretty obvious that he's just making shit up as he goes along to artificially extend the story's length.

>>527616245
yes, I want to use rosaria as cryo main dps, relying on her burst and E, something like freminet if he's cryo. want to experiment with escoffier on team this time

>>527616508
I think only the Paimon tranny gives a shit now i think

Genshin really is the normalfag gacha huh? Have none of you retards ever played an Asian RPG before? In like 70% of them you end up BTFO God, Buddha, interdimentional Titanic demons and what else "from beyond earth" divine entity there is

>big hype anni with 12 banners in the most shilled region
>20 m

>>527616497
>which is genshin's title in chinese: 'original god'
Speedreaderbro, Venti literally told us that vision holders are "allogenes" ("Gesnhin" in japanese, "yuanshen" in chinese), who has the potential to become archons. It's not "original god", but "god origin", as the ones who can become gods.

>>527616475
It always gets go
>>527616658
Normalfags bitch about that plot beat, just look at FFIX with necron or how much of a beaten horse the escalation becomes

>>527616576
Nah, a lot of post sumeru VAs appear to be genuine fans of Genshin beyond their role. Wrios VA comes especially to mind doing playthroughs, fan stuff and shit.
Many of the 1.x era VAs seems to have a completely different "culture" around their job

>>527616087
He's just stating facts

reminder

Reminder that all the worms are designed for women, they all look gay as fuck hence why they are called anal worms

>>527616658
yea and they have a clear beginning, and end.

genshin is a live-service gacha, you think surtalogi is the end? lol, only a matter of time before they'll introduce some higher dimensional outerverse-tier characters to sell you soon

>>527616374
https://youtu.be/QqOSbEakF3Y?t=1141

>design all your characters and have your playerbase build them around ER% for 5 years
>make it useless

bravo

>>527616497
idk why everyone translates it as "original god". "yuan" just means "origin" so it can also mean "origin of the god(s)".

we're back to 2.0 ayayabros even if it's for two days

>>527616658
In most of them the main villain is the same dude fron the start though, Kafka might end uo as a god at the end of FFVI but he's the same dude poisoning water at the start of the game, this isn't the case for Genshin, like where the fuck is the heavely principle girl for example? Why are we even focusing on these shitters at all?

>>527616917
Raiden bros...

We can't stop farming Ls...

Thread needs more boys being wild and silly

>>527617097
delusional loomtroon..

>>527617151
>Gacha police cartel
Fuck off

>>527616087
Isn't this the gay furry guy that harassed some tranny for like a decade because her bird oc was similar to his?

So to start with solid hats off from me to the great lyrics that are basically Evelyn and later Astra pouring out her heart and story. Alone they tell a great story and it would have already been a great song if that was all. However Hoyo took it two steps further to push this into the running of favorite ZZZ song for me.
Next Ill shine my adoration on the storytelling that the animation itself lends to everything. The lyrics match the mood of whats being shown onscreen up to and including how the songs volume and power wax and wane in order to really showcase Evelyn and Astras feelings about each other. When Evelyns being thoughtful onscreen the mood turns somber in the song. When shes decisive and putting her plans into action it brings in the power chords while the vocalist puts real emotion into her singing. Just excellence through and through.
But what really made me tear up. What brings it into the realm of awesome. You can tell exactly when Evelyn stops trying to hide her true self from Astra and really forms a connection with her. The entire first two n half minutes of the song its purely Evelyn singing and telling her story and emotions. But right after she doubles down on her efforts to learn how to cook for Astra and actually serves her a good meal Astra enters the song too answering Evelyns efforts.
Evelyns You showed me the path followed immediately by Astras Ill be right here. indicating that Astra is having the same feelings towards Evelyn. And from there the way that the two vocalists start singing together accompanying each other with call and response yet offbeat and out of sync when singing the same line. tells the story of how theyre trying to find the balance with each other. Unsure at first faltering at points but slowly and surely finding their equilibrium before finally in the final few lines of the song theyre singing completely insync with each other. harmony at last.
Absolutely chefs kiss of a production. 11/10

>spend 5 years eating food all day, dealing with NPC troubles and going through rote festivals because (((Phanes))) chained you down to a boring backwater planet while other people get to roam the universe fucking aliens and fighting space gods because they achieved enlightenment
Deep, Fat Xiao did some proper reading.

>>527616776
the 原 in 原神 is like the 原 in 原因 which is αἴτιον in greek (Chinese use the same characters for αἴτιον). 因 acts on 原 to evoke a synthesis of cause/origin which is [philosophical] etiology in English or "the study of the causal reason for and thereby origin of reality"; we inquire as to what precisely set everything in motion.
原神, here, can also mean the "creator diety" or "diety that is the origin of all things" just as the 原 in 原因論 is "the study of the origin/cause of all things" which is not captured well by "original" in English. All of which is unlikely to be known eveby your average chinaman and japanon; moreover, the order of the kanji matters especially when 神 is involved. When 神 is 2nd, I cannot think of any instance in Japanese where this does not refer to (descriptor of god) + (god being described)

>>527616658
>I've never played any other games.
>A guy recommended I play the Skyrim 15 years ago.
>I lied and said I finished the game but I only know the arrow to the knee meme.
>I larp that I enjoy Elden Ring and Baldurs Gate 3 despite never having played them before
>I hate fanservice.
>A guy told me to watch Frieren, and I only watched 5 episodes before telling AI to summarize the story so I could talk about the main plot points.
>I never finished the anime.
>Another guy told me to watch Jujutsu Kaisen.
>I never finished the anime but I know the "Nah I'd win." meme
>was recommended to watch Arcane
>I use tiktok summaries or movie summaries on youtube to consume media and cultural references
>If not, I use AI to fill in the rest of the gaps
I actually haven't played Genshin, I just whine about the game because it gets me likes on twitter and engagement bucks. I made about $450 in adsense last month posting videos on why Genshin is bad and people just watch and comment on my video without me having to do anything but read out chatgpt summaries with gameplay that I've stolen from twitch livestream vods layered in the background.

>>527616838
The portions of Faruzan's hangout that are about her reacting to present day light novels as well as the Inazuma commissions/quests about those two LN authors hitting writer's block do feel like funny references to something most people reading weeb media might be familiar with, but when you look back at them the jokes kind of feel like they fall flat because the game itself is also subjected to many of the things they make fun of

>>527616987
no chinese doesn't work like that, it's a combined word you can't just take the two characters apart and translate each. origin of the gods would be written 神的来源/神的起源 or 神之源 if you want to be more poetic

t. worked in shanghai for two decades

>>527617174
Go on....

>>527617097
Loom would never say this to Aether.
Ergo from a logical standpoint, this art was made by someone who inserted himself as loom. Ergo said person believes he is a girl and this tranny coded. Ergo his beliefs and opinion stems from a diseased mind and shouldn't be considered an opinion made in legal awareness.

I'm playing to come back for the character only. Anyone has a code to share fro returnees?

Leave Surtalogi to me!

Character Design: Style Over Substance
Yes, the characters are gorgeous. But let’s not pretend Genshin’s waifu/husbando catalog is immune to criticism.

Many 5-stars are underwhelming or obsolete by design, because power creep fuels future sales.

New characters are increasingly niche — strong in one team, useless elsewhere. Guess what that means? More pulls.

Inconsistent writing and personality. Characters introduced with depth (Albedo, Raiden, Nahida) end up sidelined or warped to fit the next event or fan service moment.

Design hypocrisy. The game pretends to respect all cultures, but somehow, every new female model is a copy-paste of “small waist, big chest, shy anime voice” — unless she's over 30, in which case she doesn’t exist.

>>527617370
>Anyone has a code to share fro returnees?
The game doesn't have that

30%ers mad about being non-canon again.

>>527617097
wormtherpags did not like this post

The more money I give Genshin, the more copied and improved content I get in Wuwa, so it's a win-win.

>the only gachagame without skip button
gtfo genshit

>>527617151
>hate Genshin
>but can't stop farming Genshin contact
truly a pottery

>>527617408
Shit game, tho it has some good things. Alright thanks.

>>527617386
Dainbros...WHAT THE FUCK

>>527612467
huh, I thought wuwa is the biggest genshin 'killer' right now for this people

No one plays male characters so Mihoyo doesn't release male characters. Your online meme charts are just that, meme charts. There is no Dawei incel conspiracy. Take your meds.
No one plays Lumine so Mihoyo doesn't release Lumine MC content. Your online meme charts are just that, meme charts. There is no Dawei homosexual conspiracy. Take your meds.

What would your mom think about you playing genshin?

>>527617293
Its incredibly depressing knowing some guys on social media do this and make more money off it than industrial workers, doctors, teachers and other actually important parts of society

>>527617468
You have some booster/catch up mode and in game mail if you've fucked off for 14+ days

>>527615656
Footfags are the most capricious fetish demographic. Literally no point pandering to you since you throw a bitchfit over nothing.

>>527617174
xingqiu x albedo > xingqiu x chongus

>>527614683
Ichigo should have fucked Yoruichi

>>527617528
That's cute. Good taste too

>>527617293
>A guy told me to watch Frieren, and I only watched 5 episodes before telling AI to summarize the story so I could talk about the main plot points.
thats unironically for the best, the longer it goes on the worse it gets
only the original premise was good

>>527617529
All of those can easily be replaced by Indians. Nobody wants to watch an Indian's videos, however.

>>527617293
That's a zoomer alright

>>527617450
>Rips off FGO

>>527617151
Can't wait to see him get deported to El Salvador in one of those Orange man tweets once fair use is getting abolished.

>>527617594
If we don't get our hyper detailed wrinkly soles, then nobody deserve happiness either. We will tear down this world until we're treated as equals as gay assfags and cringe mommy tittyfags. No compromise.

>No one plays male characters
trvke

>>527617450
I've pretty much bailed on Genshin entirely in favor of Wuwa. I have a thousand wishes and nothing to use them on.
I think c6r1 tsaritsa will be my swansong before I bail for good.

>>527617302
>that bottle land backroom area with the writers notes bitching about how hard it is
Someone must've been venting

>>527615929
People apparently forgot there's a multiverse outside Teyvat and now they're mad that they got reminded of it.

>>527617763
aether is so lucky..

What are your honest thoughts about this girl?

>>527617528
why do redditoddlers think that everything that is happening in their life have to be shared in their little sissy website? is it because they never got any attention from people in real life that they have to ask people from internet to give him one?

>>527617290
As someone currently writing a PhD thesis in philosophy, I do commend you being well educated in linguistical research methods, however:
https://youtu.be/kJzbBk9spr8?feature=shared&t=412
Venti says here what "yuanshen" is, so although I appreciate your effort, I still have to call you a dumb nigger for not reading what's in front of you.

welp, there it is, lads
this is the real moment when Genshin jumping the shark
you thought Natlan was bad? You'll wish you had 3 Natlan clones rather than the garbage Xiao is going to cook up
It's over.
The different thing is, this time it's unironically over.

>>527617583
It has been a year. I guess it is something

>>527617845
You can't just say it on reddit impact general where blogposters keep talking about their meals or job hunts

>>527617845
Same reason why many anons need to let you know they're gooning to loli and stuff.

from the beginning, it was understood that the Primordial One is a cosmic-level entity, and that even when asleep, EVERYONE fears him/her
from the beginning, the archons were said to be mere shepherds who should care for the humans of Teyvat. For the Primordial One, there is no difference between a mere human and an archon

>>527617450
>tacet mark on her foot
Is there a Genshin with a vision on their shoe? Iuno is gonna be complete foot pandering on a level never seen before

>>527617893
my wife cooked me dinner it was good and yummy

my favorite genshin is neuvillette btw

>>527617863
>this is the real moment when Genshin jumping the shark
nah that was 10 months ago

>>527617594
I literally just want an adult female character barefoot all the time.
>>527617735
Wrinkled soles are disgusting, so is smell and sweat and dirt. Liking the aesthetic is different from being an unsanitary degenerate.

Is she still a virgin? Honest question.

>>527617863
is this about the Surtalogi leaks? doesn’t this actually make Genshin more disconnected from the Honkai universe if he’s able to do all that and not get jumped by Emanators, Aeons, or their factions?

>>527617809
Aether's fucknugget..

Summary that in one sentence I ain't reading all that shit. Where's the skip button?

>>527617845
Basically yeah It's zoomers mentality. Likes equal their self worth.

>>527617809
Ushered in the death of Genshin mk.II

It took over a year for The Heavenly Principles to be mentioned by name and even longer for the name 'Primordial One' to be used btw

>>527617989
>Excuse me sir, I am a man of class! I will only suck on the cleanest toes before they crush my balls!

I just took a dump in the HSR thread, which Genshin character would be a good fit for me?

>>527618012
exactly
I think you realize now that all those doomKEKs are honkshitters

>>527617927
that one is different; that one is acknowledging their own degenerative fetish under the name of anonymous, they have neither pride nor farming for internet point for that one 4chan post. its attention seeking, but not in the same level as those loldittors

>>527616658
Yeah okay, but maybe we should do that after the current arc and Kennigeria and Celestia.
Even the dumbest aura farming animay understands that.

>>527618074
SHITalogi

I fapped to a Nikke character.
Genshins for this feel?

>>527618038
speaking of, wasn't there a supposed *accurate* leaker who said that sustainer is going to fight with us in 5.7 archon quest? What happened to that?

>>527618012
>yfw Surtalogi is actually Nanook in his early years

>>527617845
Imagine saying this on a website were primordial anons used to delightfully share and blog about their waifus birthday dinners, wedding rings and dates.
We need to start deporting all the third and later generation anons back to where they came from

>>527618074
Absolute jeet behavior
Can't go wrong with Kaveh for also being a fag

time to do the FVARKbyss

>>527618071
>before they crush my balls
Stop projecting your CBT fetish on me. The rest checks out though.

>>527618149
When someone tells you a leaker is accurate, has a track record or is credible, you're being lied to.

>>527614401
Well maybe you shouldn't have stolen so many /dbs/ memes if you didn't want this to happen

>>527618157
new future, its obvious. neuvilette talk big abut judging morax but when he met him face2face he bailed out and ask the fastest way to fontaine. if you ask him what his opinion about other archon he would say "yeah I will judge them, but uhh.. not now, I heard they were good people... stop asking me that question okay?"
he dont have the balls to the first two options

>34/36
What the fuck
Is this Abyss really a marysuika check
Seems like I can't do it without abusing the first half's bonus

so the power tierlist goes something like this
phanes/primordial one > asmoday > ronova > istaroth > surtalogi > rhinedottir > alice > naberius
right

This thread is terrible.

>>527610489
Most likely not

>>527618246
>would lose to an actual bug eater
Raiden fell from grace

Boys

>>527618351
surtalogi >>> everything else so far based on new lore

>>527617151
Anyone who viewed this shit give a tldr? Not about the tectone, but the other guy that does anime reactions to only “hype” stuff

>>527618351
Nigga are you blind? it's literally Surtalogi>>>>>>>everyone combined

time to roll for waifufloppas, femorrhoid

SurtaGODLY MINDBROKE you

>get told about klees mom being a super duper almost godly dimensional planet jumper in 1.x
>Oh cool can't wait to finally meet her!
>Get told a dude is a super duper godly dimensional planet jumper in leaks
>REEEEEEEE MY IMMERSION EVERYTHING IS RUINED
How to tell the difference from OG players vs inazuma and later newfag lore skippers

>>527618190
>>527618124

Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss!
Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss! Fuck this abyss!

>>527618406
>>527618439
as long as surtalogi is within teyvat’s borders he’s going to be powerless against someone who is literally God retards

NeuvGOD will defeat Surtalogi and SAVE Teyvat

Are we all Kokorens here?

>>527618364
tbf those are low-tier outerversal bugs

>>527618516
Where are your cryo units bro?

>>527618497
TRVKYPOW

>>527617527
>No one plays male characters
Glad we agree no one picked Wormther

>>527613919
>fuck it, just connect us with the shittiest scifi story ever written and make the last 5 years an inconsequential blip on the radar

I’m pretty sure nu-treck disney-wars are still the shittiest scifis

>>527618348
I could definitely 36 star it without Mavuika if I retried (I also got 34) but since I personally was going to roll for Skirk anyway I'll just postpone any further attempts until later
Not a fan of the HP bloat to be completely honest but I guess it technically at the very least isn't some gimmick check but more of an element check abyss

>>527618590
It just fly high.

>>527618530
>god is sleeping while the last time those 5 acted up, they fucked up the planet on a cataclysmic scale causing said dormancy

we are on the brink of world war and yall still got time to argue over gacha games...

>>527618698
Fuck off retard

>>527618530
Retardbro Surtalogi can fucking open teyvat's border whenever he pleases without triggering even Alice and HP. He could easily destroy everything inside it if he wanted to.

>>527618616
STACYloy won

Taking machine translated "leaks" and misreading them again are we?

>>527618698
>World war
Only if America fail to mediate

>>527618497
Bro? Your hexenzirkel lore starting to cause people to become sour after 3.x?

>>527618689
and guess who those 5 jobbed to during the cataclysm? exactly
>>527618734
hp is sleeping retardbro what is he going to do?

>>527614402
I’m sorry, Tardvuika.
Maybe we were too arsh to you

>Do abyss
>Forced to use cryo opn the last side of 12-3 or your team gets 1 shot
I cbf anymore.

>"surta-what?"
>"Sorry, I don't know all the insects that crawl on the ground."

>>527618778
Those are literal datamines, the preload came out
>>527618820
>jobbed to
No one?
Those 5 got their power and went off to do things while everyone else had to clean up their mess.
And it's been 500 years since then. Surtalogi power levelled and Rhinedottr is one of the HP's shades by proxy of absorbing a heart

>>527618698
must be westoid thing, because as a SEAGOD myelf I dont see any problem with anything

>>527618796
You mean the group mona tells you about in her story quest back in 1.0?

>>527618826
>Mavuikafags headcanoning their own personality for her

Now that Genshin is but a single phrase away from being officially confirmed an interplanetary game, aren't you excited to explore what lies beyond the fake skies of Teyvat?
Could I perhaps interest you in a game set in the same universe? I'm sure you would great enjoy Honkai: Star Rail made by the very same company!

>>527618734
Sounds like Paimon will accidentally inhale him.

>>527618916
>no one?
who do you think stopped it? no wonder paimon exists for people like you

>>527618673
Why did you save that shit on your PC bro
Its not even a cute BL art

GIVE ME A TOOT BWOS

>>527618929
Horrible reading comprehension, anon. Perhaps some of the worst in the entire thread

>>527618698
World's economy might suffer if WW III actually happen but I'm an f2pGOD so it won't affect me much.

>>527618952
mundus of elder scrolls

>>527619030
>CR
I'll toot you anon

>>527618974
>who do you think stopped it?
>everyone else had to clean up their mess
Dont try and paimon post dumbass.
And that shit still put HP into a weak state

>>527619030
30% ER

>Genshin means original god
Then why not call the Primordial One the Original One? Why not call primogems origigems? Your shit's all retarded.

>>527619030
Good luck

>>527618929
And I mentioned 3.x as we started learning more about them, so you started having people react similarly to them and by extension, surtalogi with their feats.

>>527619030
Xianyun love!

>>527619227
because the Primordial One is an AI created by the Original God (a.k.a the Genshin a.k.a the Traveler)

[FUN FACT] Surtalogi earned the moniker 'The Foul' because he single-handedly is responsible for every 3 star drop the millions of players acquire whenever they roll on a banner.
Yes, this is canon. Don't believe me? That means you simply don't play the game!

how do I even begin to cope about having played the wrong Hoyo game for 5 years?
I really should have started HSR the day it started, now I'm only left with regrets and a bricked IP.
fuck my life.

Why are people worried about Surtalogi when he is going to be eventually killed by Skirk anyway?

>>527609949
I have skipped all the story since fontaine

>>527619381
>I really should have started HSR the day it started, now I'm only left with regrets and a bricked IP.
HSR has zero limited content and it's easy to catch up with the meta, you're fine.

Do you guys think it will take us until v2 again to learn about 5.8 banners?

>>527619381
>I really should have started HSR the day it started
It's good thing you didn't really

>>527619436
>>>>>

>>527619391
People are just bored and waste their limited life shitposting, baiting and trolling around over it, like they do with anything

>>527619391
it's not about surtalogi, he's just the start

>>527619480
Both things i said are true. The only other gacha where it'd be easier to catch up with the meta is probably starting Blue Archive during Blue Fes.

>>527619454
Beta should start on thursday. We will know by then.

>>527619073
>>527619142
>>527619240
>>527619360
THANKS CLOUD RETAINER BWOS

>>527619391
the games story exists to sell the characters not the other way around you retard
skirk is releasing in two days and wormtologi wont show up for years
when he does skirk will be old and busted, it will be some brand new character that will get the killing blow
skirk will never be plot relevant
arlecchino will never be plot relevant
blunderer will never again be plot relevant
pagden will never again be plot relevant
cheld will never again be plot relevant
venti will never again be plot relevant

>>527619545
Well last time it took us until v2, so a few days after beta started

>>527616658
the game literally starts with us being stopped by the unknown god, too

Two patches (3 months) spent farming artifacts for Skirk and some of my 'best' pieces are garbage that look like this
The artifact transmuter's elixirs are too rare and the upcoming dust used to reroll are not only rare but also of no use if you don't have any pieces to reroll in the first place
Artifact farming continues to be one of the worst aspects of the game

>>527619590
how about mika? will mika become plot relevant at some point?

>>527619590
I'm an archonfag so I've had to deal with this feeling ever since Fontaine dropped with Toillette (and to a lesser extent with Sumeru). It's an unpleasant feeling, seeing the Archons get shafted for the next new shiny all-powerful group. Lizards, hags, and siggers. Bah

These tards would have an aneurysm if they played and got to the "true ending" of Persona 4, asuras wrath, terranigma and a billion other asian games

>>527619746
>since Fontaine
Venti got his shit kicked in 1.0 by number 8 of the Fraudbingers

4 years on, ayaka is still my beloved.
and no, I didn't pull esc*ffier.. eww. wont pull sk*rk.

ayaka, shenhe, furina, xilonen. simple as.

i'm not going to sleep tomorrow

>>527619726
yes i’m fat xiao i can confirm

>>527619829
D-doesnt count it was 5d chess achually all part of the plan he enjoyed it!!

>forgot to do abyss
it's over...

>>527619898
That means you're free
No more shit game modes to bait rolls out of wannabe MMO endgame raiders

Venti got BULLIED by number 8 in his capital city and FLED to Windrise to BAWL his eyes out

I don't get it
So both sides shill Skirk?
Am I supposed to roll her twice somehow?

>>527619636
>seemingly the boss of teyvat
>now is a mid rank shitter whose only real feat is beating up the local jobber
And it's been 5 years since we've seen her last.

>>527620009
You're free to use her on either side, though the lineup suggests you're 'meant' to use her on the 2nd side
This abyss stretches into 5.7's second banner which has Mavuika and she can also make use of the buff on the 1st side

>>527620009
Mavuika because fighting spirit isn't energy

>HP inflation in 5.x is worse than 1.0-4.8 combined
defend this

How come enkanomiya has no npcs walking around bros? Why are the devs so lazy man..

>>527620010
what does it matter though if you beat up one god or another? the concept is the same
>but then nothing else mattered!
the stories told are still the exact same. us cucking dock workers during the liyue festival would have had the same significance no matter if we beat up the first descender or someone even more powerful.
this "either it must be the most important thing in existence or else it might have as well not happened" social media brainrot from zoomies is getting pretty annoying

>>527620110
Enka has lots of ghost NPCs you can talk to

>>527619787
>would
Did you miss anything in the 16+ years since it came out, or how P5 reignited that discourse?

wormhlia is going to gigaworm genshit, I hope you're ready. Nod-Krai is gonna be the year of the worm

who writes this shit?

>like an unproven rumor

>>527620098
I can't
It gets even funnier when you remember how in 4.8 and 5.0 people were making a big deal out of the yumkasaur and the Fontaine stone centaur having the most health out of any abyss boss at the time

>>527620009
>Normal Attack Cryo DMG increased
BWO, YOUR AYAKA?!?!?

>>527620236
what's wrong with that?

my best dps atm is gaming who can hit around 100-150k
who would be a really strong upcoming dps to pull for?

>>527620236
kek

>>527619891
You don't rly love ur waifu if u goon to AI slop of her

/gig/ outrages are so performative

>>527620321
my wife only has AI slop made of her......

>>527620098
based I hope it becomes harder and becomes a weekly task so casualpags kill themselves

>shartologi
>skank
>strongest
>lore
i really dont care lol
game still fucking sucks

>just died on Floor 11
lol the fuck is this bullshit

This whore is coming soon

>>527620454
whom'st?

>>527620454
is that honkai impact character?

what's worse than the wuwajeets shilling their slop here is that some HSRfags would actually side with wuwa than us, like actually wtf?

Excerpt from Skirk Character Story 1
>Having received her answer, the man plucked his sword from the embers, and slew the rat-like beast in one swing. He cut the meat from its legs, skewered the chunks using his weapon, and cooked them over the open fire. At last, he stood up — something he seldom did — and shoved the meat between her teeth. Bland as it was, the oiliness of the fat was more than a feast for the starving girl.
>At the very least, he didn't ask her to feed herself.

>>527620153
That traveller has shown to be time and time again an unimpressive combatant, someone BTFOing them is a coming of age ritual and doesnt mean much.
Plus the real lack of any info regarding her makes her feel like an afterthought despite being the first thing we saw in the game. We will most likely know more about her dad and space demons that are planet sized at this rate before we can get a solid lead about one of our main goals for the AQ

>>527620454
>Alice isn't an Ellie expy
we losted.... BIG LEAGUE....