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>>527318280>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic will be held in 6/21, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
>Twinkle Legends Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1v9w4Tr48Xh5mXWHSLGGUU_XEYY148t7wqPd9120QjBU/edit?usp=sharing
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases 6/26, preregistration open: https://umamusume.com/
>IP NewsUma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing
>Thread Circlesใฆใใชใชใชใช (20 million/month), PUMA, ใฆใใดใใใฎใพใซใพใซ (No quota)
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:
https://www.umavpn.top/
Card Score Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharing
Support Card Evaluation Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing
>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here:
>>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
World building idea: Feeding your Umamusme your semen is like doping and helps them win races and stay competitive.
My dad works at CyGames but I donโt feel like telling him my idea.
>>527665096there more like cordiete etc, but that is seems good at least.
although there still artist draw umashiko but most just hide behind discord
>>527666424https://x.com/meta_ro_/status/1934623706825027804
>>527666624good, another onahole for my VRC collection
>>527665096dont bother wasting money on koikatsu or AI stuff, the koikatsu stuff you can make your own or even fuck them in VR
>>527666424wretched creacher...
>>527667819We can go even further beyond.
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>>527668273desu finding cards is another story. I'm looking a way to get the LI card used by that guy before
>>527665182Semen is full of sugar and proteins and electrolytes, so it does give them a boost.
>>527669964running through the 80s?
will there ever be another nonSundayspawn triple crown?
https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24412
umas in Paris
>>527673386RELEASE BENIS MY BELOVED
>>527669964I was afraid of watching her anime because I thought Iโd fall in love with her and I was right
>I'm almost out of TP bottles
nyooooโฆ
>>527673386Les filles-juments...
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>blocks your path
what do?
>>527675787Just take the rape
I CAN'T WAIT FOR GLOBAL ANYMORE! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>527675787Naked dogeza orz
>>527677346Used a lot to spam runs during the story event when I was trying to beat Donna's master challenge, and the bitch burned through them all
>>527677769seeeeeeex digitan
https://youtu.be/6gMFIK9NkCI
>Huge QOL's to be implemented in Global in a much shorter time
>Accelerated release schedule
>Jukebox, Landscape Mode
This is going to be really good starting out. I have to believe we will be having multiple banners at once. Madoka Magica Exedra set that precedent.
>>527678109Forgot to post the 1st picture.
>>527678109>HUGE NEWS!>MASSIVE QOL>It's just fucking jukebox and rushed banner schedule (good luck saving for meta now)
>>527678835Auto Mode for your illiterate mind.
Globalbros you have it great!
>>527678956>we are already workingGlobal will die before they finish it
>>527679426They're announcing it now because they know people are not going to be happy grinding in 1.0. It's a last ditch effort.
>>527674249>falling in love with your autistic daughterCouldn't be me.
>>527680769I am willing to shoulder the food expenses, that would result from an Oguli marriage.
>>527681392Just adopt her and marry someone else who actually is wife material, like pic related
>>527681928Nah I need the autistic and gluttonous hors.
>there is a good chance global will actually do well
ummm bros, how are we suppose to cope??
>>527681392You will go broke
>>527682586I am sure there are goverment funds, that help you with extreme food expenses from umas like Spe or Oguri.
>>527682518By saying it's dead and bad because we don't like it or hype up MANT as a filter for the thousandth time.
>>527683125That sounds plausible
>>527680769Thereโs a lot of stuff you canโt do with your daughterโฆ
>>527684323I know, right?
I will use food to discipline my uma
>>527685983That looks like a really dumb hors.
>>527686289Made for pool training.
I'm gonna discipline this fatty alright
>Tried to bribe her Trainer with her body
I wonder how far she would really go if pressed?
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Daring
>>527692245Not if the Ramen Fairy kidnaps me first.
>>527692245NYOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO HOKKAIDOOOOO
>>527692245Take me to Sapporo instead
>>527665182what if all your students need dope at the same time
>>527697161they will certainly not wait their turn in an orderly fashion
>>527665182This but directly into their vagina vis intercourse
>>527692245Where do I go first?
>>527698891This kind of doping is risky because there is a small chance they will have to take a ~9 month break from racing
>>527699473>small chanceLarge chance
>career endingBut that's the thrill of it, it motivates them to compete more.
She is rich enough to raise kids.
>>527700271But can she raise kids?
I will raise her children and make sure her dinner is ready on time.
>>527699473>>527699473>~9 month breakretards, uma pregnancy lasts ~11 months like real horses
>>527700779Jesus, must be a pretty brutal birth
I should do a taste test of the milk. Gotta make sure it's good for our kids.
>>527701094Birthing is always brutal.
>>527700592We'll make Kita do it.
>>527665182Iโm a diligent trainer who edges properly
>>527704573Even at your sleep?
>>527707816Why is Lucky Lilac from Kyoto?
Iโm tired of waiting for the Dantsu, brosโฆ
I finally watched the movie, I love Tachyon now. The propaganda worked
>>527707995all of her G1 wins were in Hanshin/Kyoto
>>527707995We needed a sexo Kyoto accent uma.
>>527708476What we needed is an oiran accent uma.
When I'm in a secondary competition, but my opponent is a T*chyonfag.
>>527708154daisy dukes might actually be the hottest clothing item ever
>>527709358>t*chyonfagENTER YURINIGGER
>>527710716I'm sure he's also that
All I'm saying is; pick a better meme to force
It will be SiL this time right?
>>527681928> Highschool girl btwFuck, will Global change their age as well to prevent autistic xitters from screeching?
>>527712896Yes they'll simply replace the word "school" with "campus" and "classroom" with "lecture hall"
>>527712986it's all so tiresome
>>527712986> JP Rudolf: Student Council President> Global Rudolf: Campus PresidentKek, if true then she get a massive age increase
>making up scenarios to get mad at
>>527713519This is our culture. Assimilate or disperse.
https://x.com/francegalop/status/1934536934015012868
why did cervinia skip takarazuka
and why is she running in some G3 race this week
>our
Speak for yourself. You can be a schizo all you want, doesn't mean others actually tolerate your ass.
>>527713723fuck off, shitposter
>>527715173I like how the artist made her a native american as a nod to the origins of the hors
>New shadowverse game used type-1/type-2 in place of gender for avatar creation
Lmao, type a/type b trainer is real.
Original prehistoric Horse is extinct,
because pre-historic Oguli-like Stone Age Umamusume eat them
>>527712986EOP deserve the worst translation possible
>>527718516shut the fuck up already you obnoxious esl
How would global Dober react to type-b trainers?
>>527719365do it youself you crybaby
>>527720950no. her ovaries deactivated a long time ago, her vagina has cobwebs, and she's so old her breastmilk comes out as dry powder. Her only reason for existing is to train others not to nut too fast while having sex, since any sperm nutted in her won't find any eggs. I would prefer someone young, breedable, and would never cheat on me. like pic related.
>>527721858>Uma>Like Elves>Had Sex and we became Chiyo-chan as a Umamusume Daughter
>>527700592not important, we'll have a Nanny paid by the Satono Estate
It doesn't look good for global, bros...
I can see them completely removing the bloomer training gear...
global TL will call fine motion a trans
>>527715173I want that tiny hors. Is this why NTR is scared of crows
What if uma got in your bed and reached out for cuddles but she was covered in fucking mud and dirt and grass and had a coat of sweat across her and she was still wearing her tracksuit from practice
>>527726820I would let Oguri cuddle up to me anytime.
>>527707816I need source of this mare.
>>527725892What do those people call natural hermaphrodites anyway? There was no surgery involved to call them "trains".
>>527727445trans
they even call traps trans
>>527725892So like a female ningen pretending to be an uma?
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>>527726820I'd probably tell her off. Save our crisp white sheets for rewarding her with cuddling once she cleans up after herself.
>>527726984https://x.com/_YU_SEN/status/1934752800678007056
>>527727445No such thing as a natural hermaphrodite in humans. It's called intersex. Funnily enough, it's conservatives that will insist intersex people are trans while the libtards will insist that they are whatever sex their parents picked when it was time to snip something off.
>>527707816Lala-chan sexo
https://youtu.be/4gBkAGFYPvg
>>527727609holy seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>527731076I know it's a Phantom Pain reference, but all I can think of when I see broken glass is this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4etE7YBGAoE
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2025-06-15/voice-actress-yui-ogura-cancels-concert-appearance-after-head-concussion/.225618
>>527732163>ๆจๆฉ ้ ญใๅผทใๆใกใ่ปฝๅบฆใฎ่ณ้็ชใ่ตทใใใฆใใพใใพใใThe fuck was she doing last night.
Am I screwed if I didn't pre-register?
>>527732543No you're fine. Enjoy the game.
Royal Ascot this weekends.
Are you lads ready for Satono Reve to make history?
>>527732858Grampa's a cute
>>527731037what a slut. I bet everyone in Tracen got a taste of that ass.
>>527725903That looks like a nightmare scenario for NTR.
>>527742915damn she had a mole there too?
I think I'm falling for her.
https://x.com/racingdubai/status/1934602108805800447
Preggo mare.......
>>527743727It's Deep's mom all over again...
>>527743727U wot. They race pregnant mares?
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>Chrono becomes aware that she loves her trainer
>>527744284Does she take pictures of him?
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>>527744284I love her too
>>527744492likely just like Kraft.
>>527744492she does but not intentionally
>>527744284Isn't this a reference to something else or am I crazy?
>>527744152Does that mean she has 2 horsepower while others stuck with 1?
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>>527744284>>527744492>Chrono and Torena at the paddock together>Tell Torena she'll go to the opposite side by herself to get a better look>Secretly took a bunch of Torena's pics from afar
>>527746045Marechads keep on winning...
>>527733380why did kmr add dirt races but not jump races
it would be fun to see them jump
>>527746581We need low rarity horse names for availability and high rarity for gacha. But it would be fun to see a new stadium race jump section.
>>527746581I doubt they'll ever add steeple to the main game, there's no way to make that work with the current structure of the game since jump race is a whole different skill set.
I was sure the Switch game would have named steeple horse but that went nowhere.
>accelerated timeline
>QoL improvements
>PC mobile cross platform
Global won
>>527748214Why is that mile slut presenting her tits at me.
>>527748076In return we get type-1/type-2 trainer, rewritten words the trannylators don't like like Chaser and complete removal of bloomers.
>>527748076Is it really a win when this place will be filled with hoyotrannies for at least a few months arguing with each other about revenues.
>>527748508>Rewritten words the trannylators don't like like ChaserAt least now we know that's not the case because the trannylators use Chaser for Senkou instead
Hey umabros I have a joke.
What do american women and /uma/ have in common?
both love to fuck horses!
>get flashbanged by rule63 mamechin
>>527750935So what's our Order 66?
>>527748076What QoL improvements?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOtMpbeGKk
>still relevant in this day and age
>>527751282>/alg/WE GOT A FUCKING CHINK BOATFUCKER IN OUR MIDST.
>>527751016Intercourse with your designated uma.
>>527751616Can I sex all of them?
>>527751016DIRECTIVE No. 130
OFFICE OF THE SUPREME COMMANDER FOR THE ALLIED POWERS:
>In the event of a supermajority of active trainers acting against the interests of the Academy (as established in Directive 128), and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the duly appointed chairman, all trainers which qualify as per Articles 731-771 of the Civil Code will be immediate entered into conjugal engagement with their most senior trainee by any and all means.
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>>527751116Jukebox and Landscape mode!
>>527752639Thank you, based MacArthur. I knew I could count on you to do what's best for Japan.
>>527751116an improved, 3D touch mode that allows 360 degree viewing of umas, dynamic reactions on areas touched, and removal of any article of clothing. It also includes a pose selection similar to koikatsu.
its gay to like stallions
>>527755038then call me the biggest faggot alive
>>527755038Yes, it is very gay to like short-wearing boyfaggot stallions.
>>527755038Yes, it's very VERY gay. Don't catch the gay from them anon!!
>>527755038It's not if you emigrate to Tomakomai
>>527744152pui's mom won her G1 while pregnant with her first kid
>>527745963kekd
I would assume pregnant as in super early stages
>>527755743Machitan is built like THAT?!
>>527755743Oh no, I'm turning gay
We're all gay here. I'm gay. You're gay.
You wouldn't have come here otherwise.
Any nips at the Royal Ascot today? The event has started
>>527755743SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>527756994Satono Reve at the QE2 Jubilee stakes
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>>527755743I do not register Machitan as a boyfaggot, too girly like Chiyono, Neicha etc.
Yes, majority of umas are stallions but some are peak femine that some are passively trying to lure you into umapyoi. You're lucky they hadn't bother to rape you on spot, but best to pressure them for too long.
Plus Machitan likes lovey-dovey sex.
>>527757271Oh wait that's on Saturday
>>527756994Satono Reve's the only nip there and he's running the The Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee Stakes on Saturday. He'll be with Moreira.
>>527757389*not to pressure them too long
>>527755038I am not gay. I have relationships with women.
And sex with uma musume.
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Based nips
I thought you werent allowed to make Umas too ecchi...it's over for this entire thread...
>>527760423>too ecchithat's what they make you think dozo
I canโt believe they are adding full augmented reality uma wife simulation with sex minigame. Global bros we won
>>527761034In VR nonetheless with full SteamVR integration.
>>527761628Only the dumbest and funniest hors for me.
>>527761628Where are their bloomers?
So why did Gran Alegria go for the Tiara route in her story?
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>>527762291Obvious reason why.
>mile
Just stared Chrono's campaign. I didn't expect to see the Riko group again.
Still, this is a good sign that this might be a story that heavily emphasize the bond between a trainer and his uma.
Of course these two would be here in a keiba heavy campaign.
A lot of Lys Gracieux teasing too. I wonder why they're not using her real name or just hiding her name entirely.
>>527762886Yeah, she tend image herself and /you/ then blush in panic realize that she and trainer mostly spend time in the racetrack that it looks too silly.
>>527764001hilarious is they use a German name for a French name, not sure if it's to jab the French.
>>527764001ใฉใใใใใใซๅ
่ฒด?
>>527764001Saving it for later like with Dura.
>>527765642but unlike Dura which we didn't know that they had the rights to, we know they have the rights to Lys
>>527744492you could say that....
>>527766041I think the rights thing was never an issue, they wanted to save the reveal for the anime and they wanted the early roster to focus on sole owners before the inevitable crowd of shadai club horses.
>>527766848step aside for the greatest mare to have ever existed.
>>527746045>Secretly took a bunch of Torena's pics from afarWait what event is that? Hadn't seen others posted that.
>>527761628Which episode of keiba history would /uma/ propose to Cygay's table, that can be adapted into something that could conceivably win the same critical recognition as a cinema giant like Chariots of Fire?
>>527767880Gordu Shippu is my favorite but Daiwa is really cute too!
>daiwa posting
It's like if 2021 never ended!
I do not like Scenarios without honsโ story events because it intensely activates my autism that in order to read the story I canโt make hons with the most current campaign.
What is this feeling of wanting to marry and have dozens of children with an uma?
>>527769395most of the time when I want to play a new uma training story I go right to GL so that I can see her in the mini lives and Girls Legend U at the end and only train that uma in le ebin meta current mode afterward
>>527766041Don't wanna shift the hype early from Ai-chan and 19' mares
Why do globalkeks love AI sloppa so much...
>>52776822412 episodes of mares raping their trainers
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Do we get to pick free starter horses like pokemon? Should I wait for a particular banner to save for to burn all my gacha currency?
>>527771979You should kill yourself.
>>527771979Yeah you get a free 5* when you start just like genshin
>>527748508"Chaser" itself was always an indog fanfic and never a real term.
>>527771979Nyes you get to pick a 3 star. I suggest rolling the guaranteed 3stars from the gacha first before using your pick ticket so you won't get a duplicate.
Also please atomize thineself to your base particles of your own accord *chu*
>>527773076I loved bratty Dulala in this scene
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>>527773024Yeah for once the localization teams doing the right thing by using "closer", a term that's already commonly used in western keiba
How do I get ready for the EN release?
Start by killing yourself
>>527777770Where is your skelly hors?
>>527777879Yeah you'd like to see that wouldn't you, ya sick fuck.
In a world, where girls are possibly hors. Why do they even run?
>>527777462You play Blue Archive first, because they decided to release on Steam literally a single day before Uma's release lmao
>>527748642>arguing with each other about revenues.I'm sick of how dicussing soshage here gradually became some kind of a turd flinging war.
>Haha your game has a male character, my game is better!>Haha no, your game sold like shit last month, eos soon, my game is better!People used to hate other games but aside from a few schizos you wouldn't see discussions like that often.
I hope EN Uma gets their own separate general.
Newglobalbros don't let these SEETHING sad people discourage you from posting here
I still dont get it. What's the big deal?
Henlo uma, is your game fun?
Just noticed it's getting a global release soon.
i just hope cygames doesn't shit the bed like it did with their recent game
>t*chyon
/uma/ and its baits are so stale
>>527779350Scarlett's tits for example
>>527778789>separate general.dunno, Blue Archive probably never got a seperate thread either. now it is raped by globalfaggots.
now the same shit will happen to this place unless uma global fking dies first.
Hey, but hear me out. I don't give a flying fuck about those niggers at /bag/.
global will eos in a couple months, don't even bother playing this kusoge. go play whatever gook or chink garbage that SEAniggers like to shill on /v/ instead
>>527779567Itโs like Gakumas, Shiny Colors, or PowerPro. If you like those, youโll probably like Uma.
>I donโt know what those areThen youโre NGMI.
I am watching my first hors derby this Sunday.
>>527781189For me it will be my 2nd
>>527777462https://youtu.be/PfS1HvUqSAM?si=VSI6WsuJmgYeqVgh
I would watch this guy. He said he is going to do Global Information on the day the game releases.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl2zYDUe_qrKhFcZ0-MiMp-LQ4s8mvzIq&si=yF-MxKCPcbbJnhif
There is also this for a beginners Playlist on the basics when playing.
Stop shilling your channels here
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131684421
>>527780558There's specifically another thread on /vmg/, but I don't know if we need to do that.
>blue SHITchive
Please donโt talk about that shitty game with its shitty 1-D characters with no personality. Instead, post pregnant Umas
https://files.catbox.moe/usg4ym.jpeg
Globalkeks are just as bad as baggots are.
Seems like all the faggots suddenly started posting, see you in a few hours /uma/
>>527783563Pregnant umas are pretty hot.
>>527783563>shitty 1-D characters with no personalitythat's most gacha characters including uma
stop taking turdchyonsecondary's baits, god-damn
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>>527784080The difference is Uma doesnโt rely on cheap sex appeal fan service that most primitive brained idiots fall for
Not to play the straight man to the anon above, but the usual guy just drew Chrono getting asspounded.
Yes please go make a hug box on a dead board and fuck off, you shan't be missed ,buh bye
Need a pregnant GoldShip..
>phoneposts
So that's why this fag hasn't been banned yet
Rice Shower ruining my race and then my orgasm
How do you guys keep getting pictures of my breeding sows?
>>527790291I am (You) and (You) are me. We're the same person.
>>527789178This is amazing
>>527789412I like pregnant goldship
this choroi wanchan is so fun in her training story
>>527665182Now I want a big ass document on how this would go down with every girl
>>527665182Isn't there a hahakigi doujin about this?
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now that i think of it, in uma there are not that many final bosses to beat, not considering that event, unlike in gakumas
>>527801672That looks awfully like a tomboy hors with fat titsm
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>>527800545not all training campaign involves "defeating" a final boss. As it is basically a reflection of a hors racing history IRL but you can take alternate races like Kraft going to Oaks to face a buffed Cesario or Sakura Chiyono going to Arima Kinen and face a superpowered M.R CB
what is that those "final" boss in said uma tend to appear at the middle of the campaign which makes it a real challange rather than the final parts of the 3rd year. but that really depends on whos uma your training.
https://litter.catbox.moe/eaxyawhng8r7eji5.png
>>527805393need sex with Chrono-chan
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Donna does things to me.
>>527798594How many food props does hors need?
Theyโre going to all get fat at this rateโฆ
being crushed by Uma during sex
>>527787978Had a feeling this will entice other uma to get down and dirty with their trainer
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Where do I find umagals IRL?
Hello, Mr. Cygays where's the full schizocore Sundayman themed campaign????
>>527817887In the soapland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qGEs_vaf10
I love the Mejiro family.
I love Cyjews trashing their own reputation.
>>527822031Will Chiyodog be there?
>>527824627You'll find that dog in the streets
>>527824025>KMR stepping down>Game immediately went to dumpster
>>527824025They had good reputation.. ?
>>527825276Are you a trainer?
Wanna train me?
>>527825472I can fix her.
So since Chrono is lasting a month when is we getting another new chara banner? After the new scenario alt?
>>527825914Journey was dropped with food scenario announcement, but alt Biwa and Taishin were announced with mecha scenario announcement. So I say scenario drop is a coinflip, but newmas definitely drop after the scenario launch banner. They were starting to accelerate back to 2 newmas a month.
>>527803508There's no escape. Everywhere I go, I see hors.
>>527828379I saw a hors, while I rode the bus today
>>527828586I'm glad you survived such a deadly encounter.
>>527828586Why does hons need to take the bus when hons can run fadst???
>>527829705The hors was outside by its barn.
>>527829620It was managable.
>>527828586Thankfully you didn't ride nor got rode by a hors
Hors isn't real, so I can't give Benis the benis.
>>527830268Last time someone did it, they created Laurel.
yeah, we need to fuck the french more
>>527830949>fuck the French, get Laurel>get fucked by the French, get ChronoTough choice.
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>Horse and human ride together for 6000 years
>One day the car comes along and horse is no longer needed
>Horse is now sad that his riding days are over
>Human comes along and shows him the trailer
>"No friend, we ride together"
>>527831440And then everyone clopped.
Oguri is hungry. What have you prepared for her?
>>527834528Burger and fries
That's what I had for dinner tonight.
>>527834528Tachyon shady drugs
>>527833384Those are veggie patties
>>527824627That's my daughter
>>527837581Who taught old hag Maruzensky to use 4chan?!
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/139797455
Is there a list of canonical "rich girl" type Uma?
Someone like Ruby and the Mejiros
>>527840507Satonos are rich. Gentildonna is also rich. You would really have to nit pick out who is rich and who isn't as well as who is noble (rich or not). I mean you have to have some money to be deep into horse racing in general.
>>527840837>I mean you have to have some money to be deep into horse racing in general
>>527840507All the other stated girls, Fine Motion, maybe Gold City because she's a supermodel + gyaru although that's probably a different type than the one you're thinking of.
>>527840837>>527841572So
Ruby
Mejiros
Satonos
Gentil
Fine
Quite a number then
>>527841286Unless you are lucky like Kita and you buy glory for the price of a cheap car.
>>527841767Orf and Journey also come from a rich family in-lore.
>>527842213They're a shady bunch, I bet they make blood money
>>527842212Kita's dad is rich as well
her family's implied to be yakuza, even
Bros, how big is the current game? I'm running low on space lately...
>>527841572Shichi is fairly successful but she's not a top supermodel. If anything I'd say it's a comparable level to her racing.
>>527842774Hey anon, no, not here. Don't say stuff like that out loud okay. We don't want trouble here.
>>527842774Fuck I memory holed this so bad because whenever I see Kita I can only think about sex, that girl nukes my brain.
>>527843326>whenever I see Kita I can only think about sexWell considering how things are today, that is basically her new identity.
>>527843827>Gets your money back
>>527843827is that Gorgeous? LMAO
>>527825472>>527825731Her Story:
Turn her from Oguri-fixed to Torena-fixed...
>>527834528A lot of fried rice
>>527843519I want to have sex with Kita and see if her voice is as good as her Enka singing father
>>527842972don't be a retard, nips don't have a life to bother to go to gaijin websites, same with reading english
>>527824627holy sex
>>527834528100 well-done steaks with ketchup
>Playing for 12 hours straight
>Not a single usable girl for Chanmi
>>527860895Bro, your Chrono?
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>>527832059I just remembered that "to clop" means to masturbate in brony slang
Do you rike big mammaries
oh yes fellow gay stallion lover
Sex is bad for training. You should only have sex with your uma after their retirement race.
>>527860895Keiba onna is top tier, roll now.
Are you going to roll for Ryan in a swimsuit?
>>527866691Please God no. I just had to spark for Chrono. It's going to eat into my Buena funds at this rate.
I'm hoping that she's there because she's part of new mode's main cast.
>Stream is a day before global
Maybe they will play the global version on stream?
https://x.com/m_nagisa0930/status/1935166438786081051
>lose race
>ningen violates your nose
Sol has a hard life...
https://litter.catbox.moe/0z43gmf3roq61fvt.jpg
>>527863798if it's a mare
>>527866691>rikachimaruBakalive is SAVED
>>527871187Who's the most samefag combo?
bamboo & yaeno
or
chrono & grass
>>527871187That's AMERICA'S ASS
After seeing how hard SV2 flopped I'm getting optimistic for uma global to Eos sooner than ever
>>527872678But horsepussy is KMR's favorite game now after he self sabotaged Priconne, surely he would never do the same to us...
>>527871785Linecraft and special week
>>527872678You're more insufferable than the newfags
Kill yourself
>>527871187Sisters in every way except for one part.
>>527874669Yeah one of them is a weeb
>>527861047>>527865450Few reasons why this won't work
>1. I'm training these for derby chanmi>2. I don't have anymore jims to throw at her, especially since there's a new upcoming scenario soon>3. Even if I manage to roll her, I only have Legends LB'd at 2, and my only way of securing good runs is when I fully inherit speed, rather than the stat of the card I'm forgoing (power in this case)and most importantly, I'm still holding out jims for Dantsu
>>527874669Easy. Only one is a naginata expert
>>527867090There is a launch day stream ready?
>>527878561No, anon is blowing smoke
They don't even know how to speak english lmao
>>527779567It's basically Horse Racing Idol Ludo. I would suggest watching Pretty Derby S1 and start from there. Series is great if you like Idolm@ster. It's concept is by the same people.
globalbro here, who should i reroll for in 7 days time?
WHYYYYYYYY
I DON'T WANT GLOBAL
GLOBALNIGGERS OUT
>>527879521But I am already here since April...
globalchad here
i will revive your dead general, colonize it and strip it of all remaining soul before jumping to the next fotm gacha
you are welcome.
>>527873434please don't compare my wife to that country bumpkin
>>527778789>>527780558Usually those types are from the gachagaming subreddit. They always look at the Gacharevenue chart and doomfag everywhere over it. Pretty much because they consider gacha a full time job and their entire life. While most people consider it like a thing you play on the side daily and sometimes you grind for longer periods or less.
As for Um@s getting any bigger than BA I highly doubt it especially with Global. Um@s is niche but not an ultra mainstream niche. Besides like most keep mentioning here, the gameplay itself requires you to stay on top, and even if they add auto-mode you do need to know what you are doing.
>>527879340Oguri Cap or Taiki Shuttle.
I only play uma, gakumas and nikke
Does anyone here even like the gameplay or are people just here for the horses?
>>527872678>wishing for the failure of your own franchiseWe dont need your kind here
>>527880951only for the horses
I usually see more keibaposting here than actual gameplay discussion.
>>527872678>I'm getting optimistic for uma global to Eos sooner than eversame but these threads will forever change for the worse
>>527880951Nobody here plays the game except for a few PvP autists..
>>527881313It surges when new campaigns come out and people are figuring out the mechanics but after a few weeks t
itโs not like thereโs a whole lot to talk about in the interim beyond specific questions people have about it or chanmis etc.
>>527881313Itโs accepted that the gameplay loop is ass. So everyone here looks forward to newmas, their stories, and how much for (you) they get. Usually gameplay talk is CM bitching, LoH bitching, and new scenario hype (bitching).
>>527872678The Cykike ride never endsโฆ
>SLG hating subhumans surging out of nowhere
>>527880951I like the gameplay. It's relaxing to see numbers go brrrrr.
>>527881313There's not much to discuss about the actual game mechanic. All the scenario mechanics were solved months ago.
>>527881585>how much for (you) they getThis is the only factor that determines whether an uma's campaign gets discussed or not. Chrono and Loves gets discussed while Meno and No Reason gets crickets.
Itโs because thereโs no reason to discuss Zunkoโs campaign.
>>527882324But Meno is very much for (You). It's a good story that touches on an interesting topic too, dealing with fans' perception and how that can affect the people involved.
>>527882324Meno and No Reason got discussed. The latter even had anons speculating on umas in antiquity.
>>527882324To a certain extent, every uma ends up for (you) by the end of their personal campaigns. Some are just more overt about it than others. Then there's Falko.
>>527883046>every uma ends up for (you) by the end of their personal campaignsNot Helios.
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>mirror, mirror on the wall. whos the best uma of them all?
>of course it's you my queen, but there others.
>>527882714I was under the impression that Menottrainer was a hard-boiled dude, and that was before I saw what IRL Meno's jockey looks like.
>>527874350sssseeexxxxxxxxx
>>527883279You wouldn't the Jahy hors!
>>527880951It takes a special kind of autist (read: sunk costfag) to "enjoy" uma's gameplay loop. Otherwise, we enjoy the horses.
>>527883563Hah, I never made that connection before. Ebina really do look like a showa-era detective in some photo.
>>527883762>also taaboman how Falko lose to a gremlin?
>>527883896I would the coughneigh horse
>>527883896I would and I'll take her extra sweaty
>>527880951I don't play any other games with the same loop so it's still enjoyable. Would've dropped long ago if it was an RPG or knockoff console game.
>>527884283Same, if I am being honest (for any uma too)
>>527884051taabo ships (You) with neicha in her campaign, is what I meant
>>527883762Her too, yeah. Both Taabo and Helios got daughter-zoned in their own campaign.
>>527884581lol
at least Neicha and Machitan got theirs
Osaka Goblins aren't sexy, stop it
>>527880951I have always wanted to play Idolm@ster Gakuen knowing I will never get that experience Umamusume is the closest thing to me for it.
>>527886282Did Gakumas even improve on the uma/powerpro formula or did they just slap idolmaster on it?
>>527887449Yeah instead of a simple click of a button to roll the success rate RNG to increase your stat, you need to play Slay the Spire minigames first
>>527887714That doesnโt sound like an improvement at all.
>>527887714That sounds even more time consuming that uma and powerpro.
>>527887872>>527887905But it's only ~15 turns in total unlike uma with 12 months x 2 weeks x 3 years = 72 turns
>>527888112Thatโs not inherently better or worse.
>>527871297What does Sega juice taste like?
It's Ardan's death anniversary...
>>527866691I miss having the midsummer event, Summer Besties is still one of my favorite events from the game. Does Ryan seem like the scenario alt? Also funny that they're doing the same thing with Kraft's main story alt as with Brian's where it'll come out at a random time long after the chapter has come out
https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1935205630324916535
sad
>>527886065You can take her.
I'll stay with Yodo jet black Assassin
>>527892151Erotic flattie
>>527894606Jockeybro canโt catch a breakโฆ
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>>527895808This is why you should only gamble on hons, not hons gacha.
>>527896183oh no, her French side is about to come out
slutty ningen behavior like this is a constant reminder of why torenas do not have rights
>>527896183>>527897104>trainer already flirting onto Chrono even in her character story.Man, no wonder she is lovestuck with /you/
>>527899784That's not his final form.
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>>527906537I can't wait for Tact to come out.
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>>527910084If Tacttorena isn't Japanese Les Stroud by the end of her campaign I'll be mad.
>>527910084There's no coming out with Tact involved
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Kozukuri mambo with Machitan
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>>527921458I hope she come out next month or so
>>527891458>there are ''people'' itt that wont even try globalcant think of anything more sovl-less desu
>>527928384>try global>majority of the anons in /uma/ play the game for 5+ yearsyeah sure nigga yap all you want.
When taking the +30 energy option is there an increase in the chance it fails every time or is it a flat low rate? I haven't had the bad outcome in like a year.
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>>527928939Did you guys ever do a poll in the past how many anons actually play the game i? It would interesting to know.
>polls
which can be rigged.
>>527930878Up until 8 months it was probably everyone with one or two guys that didn't. And a noticeable decline in average post quality since then.
>>527932571Well that sucks. Sorry for posting here then.
>>527932571>a noticeable decline in average post qualityHow are you quantifying this
>>527930878>how many anons actually play the game i?around 30 people if you count the circle members from here. though there are a few anons that aren't in those circles
>>527871187>H84That explains a lot.
>>527941917Yeah, and that's why she will never be a japanese. Her ass is too fat.
https://x.com/Shark_Tehm1975/status/1934927736235282845
Which uma has the biggest hips?
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>>527947570>ardan>heroheroDoesn't get better than this
>>527948107It's sloppa tho
>>527932571>Up until 8 months>And a noticeable decline in average post quality since then.but that's when I started playing and posting here...
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>>527948107AI slopping it makes it noticeably worse.
>>527948529I don't even play the game, I made the threads worse.
isn't danon decile running in a foreign race this summer
I need more Bigwa umapyoi.
>>527887714So kinda similar to console powerpro's Eikan Nine?
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tourist fag here, saw this girl and thought she was really cute
>>527949974Yeah, the International Stakes in August.
>>527951320Big dog.
>>527953340his owner is really putting him to work, huh
based, honestly
>>527953164>ใปใคใชใชในthis is useless for you as you need to be top 3 ไบบๆฐ
>Loves can't do field work unless she has something to occupy her mind, so they start asking her random trivia questions
I can't tell if hors smart or hors dumb...
>>527948529I meant to say 8 months ago and not just 8 months. But if you did start playing 8 months ago you have my condolences.
>>527899784trainers forget they sign their rights away when accepting that job.
Common mistake
>>527955206Gen Z horsโฆ
>these last 5 character only captchas
Onsen Tickets are an uman right and it's despicable that Cygays would deprive hors of the chance of getting them in some campaigns.
>>527965592Woof woof ACK-
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Some of these events are far too silly.
Have you enjoyed the last few weeks before a bunch of newfriends? OR are you ready for a busier general?
>>527973432I keep thinking back to this whenever I see Janny with that crown.
Croix's full brother will debut this weekend, hope your pog is ready
>>527974380He's my POG, can he carried me? also Kawada to jockey?
>>527973360But im new and im already here
Can uma global go even lower?
Has anyone the other Ogli stickers in transparent?
Here's your new global friends, /uma/
Here's your REAL new global friends, /uma/
>>527977267I thought the idea that SEAnigs make up all the "global/EN gacha players" was just a meme.
>>527977267>implying pags and indogs havenโt been here this whole time since launch
>>527977648They are the only region poor enough to exclusively use phones as a gaming device. At least nips can afford the Switch.
>>527977267>Teitoku cosplay with FubukiKinda based.
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>Hors can't read Japanese and can't into games let alone phones.
>Hors can't even play Umamusume
Why don't you get mad at hors?
>>527978252Hors don't post online.
Horsegirls are reading this conversation.
>>527978327How do I know you aren't a hors?
>>527973360It's already unbearable
>>527979046Tasty Error, could you please stop killing everyone for G1s.
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mares............ scent..........
>>527979298Reiwa no Lice Shower...
>>527979318Military grade
>>527978606Show racing colors
>>527977906Old weeb. I kneel
>get KKVMD plug-in
>can use MMD dance motion files in Koikatsu Studio
>plug in VR
>own private uma striptease show
>turns out you can convert the game's dance files to VMD format too using umaviewer2
>cum buckets
holy SHIT I fucking love technology
>>527983218LOOK AT THIS MIDGET
>>527983218Everytime they show the kid Umas in CinGray it melts my heart.
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Babby Tama...
>>527983218Thanks.
>>527983218>>527983930Okay Tama is pretty cute like this
>>527983930Still not as cute as babby Inari, though.
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/1935357719445196901
God I fucking hate how Obrien race his horses by sacrificing Continuous to pace Los Angeles, thanks god he flopped as well
>>527985634Bringing a sacrificial pacer is always so lame.
>>527985634It's like using a debuffer during CM. It's just against the spirit of the sport.
>>527977267they look happy
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=300341&rf=news_top_pickup
The alien is going to Doto's place
>>527989424>่ๅ
ใ่ๆ
ฎใใใจไบบใไนใใใใจใ้ฃใใใใใ้ขไฟ่
ใงๅ่ญฐใฎ็ตๆใๅๅด้ฆฌใจใใฆใใ้คใใใใใจใจใชใฃใใThat's nice of them. I hope the white weirdo enjoy his time in retirement.
>>527989424ayy lmao hors look dumb
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>>527980649The strongest.
Most Umas: Episode 3/4- okay you can Train me
Maruzensky: Episode 2 - okay you can Train me
Loves only You: Episode 1 - okay you can Train me, maybe more....
>>527992235I remember when the fifth anni newmas came out, Loves was the least talked about mare. Now sheโs captured the hearts of everyone.
>>527992235Off the top of my head,
Ep 2 also has Dia
Ep 1: Vivlos, Mile, Top Loaf, Taiki
I'm sure I missed a few.
>>527993869>DiaI wonder how global would react to how proactive she is. In fact, ever since her release every newma only got more (you)-ggressive.
>>527993606I do like her a little more but she's still not my favorite of the new batch.
She is comfortably in 4th place.
So far, I like Chrono the most, with Meno-chan a close second. I'm not a fan of how one-note Gran is, but Iโve heard her obsession with MILE gets fleshed out way more in her campaign. Really looking forward to Lala and Ai, though. If Ai turns out anything close to her fan arts, sheโs going to be great fun.
>>527973360>a bunch of newfriendsYou mean a bunch of falseflaggers larping as "newfriends"
>>527973360I'm already here
Contrail
Agnes Flight
Deep Sky
Air Jihad
yeah i've never been more done with a scenario lmao
le MANT ain't got shit on this garbage
>>527996958Mamechin's the best of them all imo
The mares + mamechin are a big hit. My hard earned gem stash took a beating one after the other.
>>527999282What do keiba onna smell like?
>>527997814Inshallah, Air Jihad will come one day and the infidels will face the wrath of the Goddesses.
>>527999976I really want him to be implemented with lots of funny hats.
>>528000546That's his thing. He always has funny hats on.
>>528000847Hons should almost always wear funny hats.
>>527928384im pretty sure im the only jp uma player who wont give global a go, most probably just for the nostalgia factor and shitting on the globaltard noobs
>Inheriting power keeps making me fall short on speed
I'm using SiL, Ai-chan, AND Luna and I STILL fall short on speed consistently. What the fuck even is the point of this strategy? It's bad enough that I had to door runs for 16 hours straight again.
7 days till EOS.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1935623736587362609
>>528002634She looks like someone who will umapyoi (you) at night if you don't barricade the doors.
>>527993606This post is completely wrong
>>527993606I think you're talking about one anecdote when a couple people here had problems with her design (specifically her color scheme) and that's what made her seem unpopular.
https://x.com/pakatube/status/1935653949023101150
ToT
>>527996958making chrono the resident keiba fangirl while retaining aspects of her irl personality was truly an inspired move from cygames
>>527993606>>528003728a good character story can really improve one's perception on the character regardless of their design, just look at transcend
>>528004821>just look at transcendwhat is mans implying
>>528003728I liked her actual character design since the reveal, but I still donโt like her shoubufuku. I just donโt like the way the colors are distributed.
Damn, so freaking close to breach my UB virginity.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>528007983WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE BALL
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>528004998Verxina realizes she isn't built for this.
>>527993606I talk about her because she loves only you.
And my you I mean (you).
And my (you) I mean me.
And by me I mean not you.
>>528000847They've been adding a lot more clothing options recently, so I wouldn't be surprised if they do something like that for him.
>>527977267People weren't joking about Western audience for weebshit. Grim.
The fucking madwoman
https://x.com/iRis_k_miyu/status/1935666144528265232
>>527977267I wish I had passion like that
>>528011654Another one down the keiba blackhole.
>>527977267Are we really trying to claim the jap fanbase doesn't look identical to this?
>>528011821Softened by the beach just for me
>>5280118041 share in hons canโt be that expensive.
>>528012143Big dog can think?
>>528012212It depends on the bloodline, but Loves Only (You) 2025 is just 60,000 yen a share.
>>528012365Just because hors is thinking, it doesnโt mean anything is being thought of.
>>528012143Thinking about cocks
>>528011654>loves only you>father: loves only youExplain this, keibafags
>>528013041Is raising a horse technically cuckolding?
>>528008973Why superhuman strength is so hot bros
>>528013041Hons doesnโt get a name beyond the dam and the year until hons has proven itself worthy.
>>528013572>AraI love this.
>>528013289Depends how closely you tie the uma with its RL counterpart. You could completely dissociate them and it would be less bothersome.
>>528013718Picking on the short.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1935611005960417592
How long do I have to wait for Gentildonna in global...
>>528014117soooource!!!!!!
>>528018136Like 2-3 years.
>>528013589I'm sure that sentence made sense in your head, schizzo-kun
>>528013041its a foal it doesn't have a name yet so they just use mother's name + year of birth until it gets named
>528012074
Found the indog
>>528019681Stop seething over the truth
I love that thing. The horse pussy thing.
I just realized you can tap on the heart icon during any of the scenes where Loves is streaming and itโll make hearts appearโฆ
Trainer-san, are you also keeping up with your training? You need good endurance to keep up with your uma.
You will always be a monkeys, indog
>>528022810I spend at least 5 hours a day in the Satono sex dungeon. My cardio is excellent.
>>528018394Strong legs uma
>>528012389That's not too expensive. About a week pay for Tokyo rate I think?
>>528022810As a trainer being able to run is important but so is being able to hide
>>528023702Anon you might need to check your hydration level...
>>528025198I'm good, boss
SEX AND PROCREATION
WITH NINGEN
>>528025741That cant be healthy.
>>528026424>No RyokaNone of my ningens.
>>528023357Is this real chat?
I lift weights and hate cardio sorry
>>527682518What delusion is this? The wishlist doesn't even reach blue archive, the one that got global server already. It'll be lukewarm at best.
>chat
Kill yourself and go back
Didn't know blud was a fellow /osg/ connoisseur
Do the dailies really take 30 min, that feels too long
How much of global will be re-written to conform to the expected norms of the western community.
wtf dailies really take that long?
>>528027389Will she ever get Spicaman?
>>528031365I'm pretty sure most of it is just waiting on the auto to finish.
>>528018135Man, shion always manages to make me hard
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>>528031657>CowI think her ear covers make her look like a pig.
>>528031365>30 minslmaooo dailies are not even the main source of gacha currency, it's events and PVP and you gotta spend hours training
>>528031972You wish. Enjoy spending at least an hour daily MANUALLY training your umas lilbro.
>>528031657Well if they're already making changes like "Blue Rose Closer", we can expect a sizeable amount of that crap.
reminder that auto training is only for URA and legends so global tards will still need to do MANT which takes an hour each run (assuming the game hasn't even eos by then)
>>528031657why are faggots like you constantly seeking offense? I only ever find out what fuckers like this think/say because of retards like you
>>528031657i hate trannylators
>>528033060This
>>528032842That's not a "change" though. It's just different from the indog translation you were used to. One that was never official or sanctioned in any way. Maybe stop being EOP.