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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic will be held in 6/21, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
>Twinkle Legends Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v9w4Tr48Xh5mXWHSLGGUU_XEYY148t7wqPd9120QjBU/edit?usp=sharing
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases 6/26, preregistration open: https://umamusume.com/

>IP News
Uma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing

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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/up4f5
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:
https://www.umavpn.top/
Card Score Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharing
Support Card Evaluation Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing
>Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst

>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
Register here: >>524354428
Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

World building idea: Feeding your Umamusme your semen is like doping and helps them win races and stay competitive.

My dad works at CyGames but I don’t feel like telling him my idea.

Oguribros...

>>527665096
there more like cordiete etc, but that is seems good at least.

although there still artist draw umashiko but most just hide behind discord

>>527666424
https://x.com/meta_ro_/status/1934623706825027804

>>527666624
good, another onahole for my VRC collection

Powerful

>>527665096
dont bother wasting money on koikatsu or AI stuff, the koikatsu stuff you can make your own or even fuck them in VR

>>527666424
wretched creacher...

>>527667819
We can go even further beyond.

>>527668273
desu finding cards is another story. I'm looking a way to get the LI card used by that guy before

>>527665182
Semen is full of sugar and proteins and electrolytes, so it does give them a boost.

>>527669964
running through the 80s?

will there ever be another nonSundayspawn triple crown?

https://www.cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-24412
umas in Paris

>>527673386
Benis…

>>527673386
RELEASE BENIS MY BELOVED

>>527669964
I was afraid of watching her anime because I thought I’d fall in love with her and I was right

>I'm almost out of TP bottles
nyoooo…

>>527673386
Les filles-juments...

Don't open.

>blocks your path
what do?

>>527675787
Just take the rape

I CAN'T WAIT FOR GLOBAL ANYMORE! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>>527674338
nige, how?

>>527675787
Naked dogeza orz

Cute

>>527677346
Used a lot to spam runs during the story event when I was trying to beat Donna's master challenge, and the bitch burned through them all

>>527677769
seeeeeeex digitan

https://youtu.be/6gMFIK9NkCI
>Huge QOL's to be implemented in Global in a much shorter time
>Accelerated release schedule
>Jukebox, Landscape Mode
This is going to be really good starting out. I have to believe we will be having multiple banners at once. Madoka Magica Exedra set that precedent.

>>527678109
Forgot to post the 1st picture.

Sakura Chiyono Smol

>>527678109
>HUGE NEWS!
>MASSIVE QOL
>It's just fucking jukebox and rushed banner schedule (good luck saving for meta now)

>>527678835
Auto Mode for your illiterate mind.

Globalbros you have it great!

>>527678956
>we are already working
Global will die before they finish it

>>527679426
They're announcing it now because they know people are not going to be happy grinding in 1.0. It's a last ditch effort.

>>527674249
>falling in love with your autistic daughter
Couldn't be me.

>>527680769
I am willing to shoulder the food expenses, that would result from an Oguli marriage.

>>527681392
Just adopt her and marry someone else who actually is wife material, like pic related

>>527681928
Nah I need the autistic and gluttonous hors.

seeeeex.... SEEEEEEEEX

>there is a good chance global will actually do well
ummm bros, how are we suppose to cope??

>>527681392
You will go broke

>>527682586
I am sure there are goverment funds, that help you with extreme food expenses from umas like Spe or Oguri.

>>527682518
By saying it's dead and bad because we don't like it or hype up MANT as a filter for the thousandth time.

>>527683125
That sounds plausible

>>527680769
There’s a lot of stuff you can’t do with your daughter…

>>527684323
I know, right?

I will use food to discipline my uma

>>527685983
That looks like a really dumb hors.

>>527686289
Made for pool training.

>>527686709
That's cruel.

I'm gonna discipline this fatty alright

>Tried to bribe her Trainer with her body
I wonder how far she would really go if pressed?

Daring

>>527688252
Prostate exam

>>527692245
Not if the Ramen Fairy kidnaps me first.

>>527692245
NYOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO TO HOKKAIDOOOOO

>>527692245
Take me to Sapporo instead

>>527665182
what if all your students need dope at the same time

>>527697161
they will certainly not wait their turn in an orderly fashion

>>527665182
This but directly into their vagina vis intercourse

>>527692245
Where do I go first?

>>527698891
This kind of doping is risky because there is a small chance they will have to take a ~9 month break from racing

>>527699473
>small chance
Large chance
>career ending
But that's the thrill of it, it motivates them to compete more.

She is rich enough to raise kids.

>>527700271
But can she raise kids?

I will raise her children and make sure her dinner is ready on time.

>>527699473
>>527699473
>~9 month break
retards, uma pregnancy lasts ~11 months like real horses

>>527700779
Jesus, must be a pretty brutal birth

I should do a taste test of the milk. Gotta make sure it's good for our kids.

>>527701094
Birthing is always brutal.

>>527700592
We'll make Kita do it.

>>527665182
I’m a diligent trainer who edges properly

>>527704573
Even at your sleep?

>>527705359
ook eek

Verxina sex

Rara!

>>527707816
Why is Lucky Lilac from Kyoto?

I’m tired of waiting for the Dantsu, bros…

I finally watched the movie, I love Tachyon now. The propaganda worked

>>527707995
all of her G1 wins were in Hanshin/Kyoto

>>527707995
We needed a sexo Kyoto accent uma.

>>527708476
What we needed is an oiran accent uma.

When I'm in a secondary competition, but my opponent is a T*chyonfag.

>>527708154
daisy dukes might actually be the hottest clothing item ever

>>527709358
>t*chyonfag
ENTER YURINIGGER

>>527709528
HOT PANTS

>>527710716
I'm sure he's also that

All I'm saying is; pick a better meme to force

It will be SiL this time right?

lol

>>527681928
> Highschool girl btw
Fuck, will Global change their age as well to prevent autistic xitters from screeching?

retard

>>527712896
Yes they'll simply replace the word "school" with "campus" and "classroom" with "lecture hall"

>>527712986
it's all so tiresome

>>527712986
> JP Rudolf: Student Council President
> Global Rudolf: Campus President

Kek, if true then she get a massive age increase

>>527713519
This is our culture. Assimilate or disperse.

>>527713764
RELEASE BENIS

why did cervinia skip takarazuka
and why is she running in some G3 race this week

Big fat uma tits

Cute prehistoric hors.

>our
Speak for yourself. You can be a schizo all you want, doesn't mean others actually tolerate your ass.

>>527713723
fuck off, shitposter

>>527715173
I like how the artist made her a native american as a nod to the origins of the hors

>New shadowverse game used type-1/type-2 in place of gender for avatar creation
Lmao, type a/type b trainer is real.

Original prehistoric Horse is extinct,

because pre-historic Oguli-like Stone Age Umamusume eat them

>>527716721
californians

>>527712986
EOP deserve the worst translation possible

>>527718516
shut the fuck up already you obnoxious esl

How would global Dober react to type-b trainers?

>>527719365
do it youself you crybaby

>>527720758
holy

>>527720950
no. her ovaries deactivated a long time ago, her vagina has cobwebs, and she's so old her breastmilk comes out as dry powder. Her only reason for existing is to train others not to nut too fast while having sex, since any sperm nutted in her won't find any eggs. I would prefer someone young, breedable, and would never cheat on me. like pic related.

>>527721858
>Uma
>Like Elves
>Had Sex and we became Chiyo-chan as a Umamusume Daughter

my modest wife

>>527700592
not important, we'll have a Nanny paid by the Satono Estate

>>527722020
>bronze

>>527681928
YES

It doesn't look good for global, bros...
I can see them completely removing the bloomer training gear...

Hors

honse

good morning bros

global TL will call fine motion a trans

>>527715173
I want that tiny hors. Is this why NTR is scared of crows

Hors

What if uma got in your bed and reached out for cuddles but she was covered in fucking mud and dirt and grass and had a coat of sweat across her and she was still wearing her tracksuit from practice

>>527726820
I would let Oguri cuddle up to me anytime.

>>527707816
I need source of this mare.

>>527725892
What do those people call natural hermaphrodites anyway? There was no surgery involved to call them "trains".

>>527727445
trans
they even call traps trans

>>527725892
So like a female ningen pretending to be an uma?

>>527726820
I'd probably tell her off. Save our crisp white sheets for rewarding her with cuddling once she cleans up after herself.

>>527726984
https://x.com/_YU_SEN/status/1934752800678007056

>>527727892
thanks

>>527727445
No such thing as a natural hermaphrodite in humans. It's called intersex. Funnily enough, it's conservatives that will insist intersex people are trans while the libtards will insist that they are whatever sex their parents picked when it was time to snip something off.

>>527707816
Lala-chan sexo

>>527727609
holy seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

「ありがとう、友よ
これからはお前が
ステイゴールドだ」

mares are so seductive

>>527730845
>>527731037
SEEEEEX

>>527731076
I know it's a Phantom Pain reference, but all I can think of when I see broken glass is this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4etE7YBGAoE

>>527732163
>昨晩 頭を強く打ち、軽度の脳震盪を起こしてしまいました
The fuck was she doing last night.

Am I screwed if I didn't pre-register?

>>527732389
Me.

>>527732543
No you're fine. Enjoy the game.

Acute a cute

Royal Ascot this weekends.
Are you lads ready for Satono Reve to make history?

I need sex with mares

>>527732858
Grampa's a cute

>>527731037
what a slut. I bet everyone in Tracen got a taste of that ass.

>>527725903
That looks like a nightmare scenario for NTR.

>>527742915
damn she had a mole there too?

I think I'm falling for her.

https://x.com/racingdubai/status/1934602108805800447
Preggo mare.......

>>527743727
It's Deep's mom all over again...

>>527743727
U wot. They race pregnant mares?

>>527743260
seeex

>>527744284
Does she take pictures of him?

>>527742915
>>527743260
>>527744427
remember, she LOVES you.

>>527744284
I love her too

>>527744492
likely just like Kraft.

>>527744492
she does but not intentionally

>>527744284
Isn't this a reference to something else or am I crazy?

>>527744152
Does that mean she has 2 horsepower while others stuck with 1?

>>527744284
>>527744492
>Chrono and Torena at the paddock together
>Tell Torena she'll go to the opposite side by herself to get a better look
>Secretly took a bunch of Torena's pics from afar

>>527746045
Marechads keep on winning...

>>527733380
why did kmr add dirt races but not jump races
it would be fun to see them jump

>>527746581
We need low rarity horse names for availability and high rarity for gacha. But it would be fun to see a new stadium race jump section.

>>527746581
I doubt they'll ever add steeple to the main game, there's no way to make that work with the current structure of the game since jump race is a whole different skill set.
I was sure the Switch game would have named steeple horse but that went nowhere.

>accelerated timeline
>QoL improvements
>PC mobile cross platform
Global won

SEEEXXXXXXXX

>>527748076
Spe a cute!

>>527748214
Why is that mile slut presenting her tits at me.

>>527748076
In return we get type-1/type-2 trainer, rewritten words the trannylators don't like like Chaser and complete removal of bloomers.

>>527748076
Is it really a win when this place will be filled with hoyotrannies for at least a few months arguing with each other about revenues.

>>527748508
>Rewritten words the trannylators don't like like Chaser
At least now we know that's not the case because the trannylators use Chaser for Senkou instead

Hey umabros I have a joke.

What do american women and /uma/ have in common?

both love to fuck horses!

>>527727609
No

>>527750935
So what's our Order 66?

>>527748076
What QoL improvements?

>>527748214
SEXXXXXX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOtMpbeGKk

>still relevant in this day and age

>>527751282
>/alg/
WE GOT A FUCKING CHINK BOATFUCKER IN OUR MIDST.

>>527751016
Intercourse with your designated uma.

>>527751616
Can I sex all of them?

>>527751016
DIRECTIVE No. 130

OFFICE OF THE SUPREME COMMANDER FOR THE ALLIED POWERS:
>In the event of a supermajority of active trainers acting against the interests of the Academy (as established in Directive 128), and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the duly appointed chairman, all trainers which qualify as per Articles 731-771 of the Civil Code will be immediate entered into conjugal engagement with their most senior trainee by any and all means.

>>527751116
Jukebox and Landscape mode!

>>527752639
Thank you, based MacArthur. I knew I could count on you to do what's best for Japan.

>>527751116
an improved, 3D touch mode that allows 360 degree viewing of umas, dynamic reactions on areas touched, and removal of any article of clothing. It also includes a pose selection similar to koikatsu.

its gay to like stallions

>>527755038
No.

>>527755038
then call me the biggest faggot alive

>>527755038
Yes, it is very gay to like short-wearing boyfaggot stallions.

>>527755038
Yes, it's very VERY gay. Don't catch the gay from them anon!!

>>527755038
It's not if you emigrate to Tomakomai

>>527755038
Hmmmm nyes.

I love Hokkaido milk

>>527744152
pui's mom won her G1 while pregnant with her first kid

>>527745963
kekd
I would assume pregnant as in super early stages

>>527755743
Machitan is built like THAT?!

>>527755743
Oh no, I'm turning gay

We're all gay here. I'm gay. You're gay.
You wouldn't have come here otherwise.

Any nips at the Royal Ascot today? The event has started

>>527755743
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>527756994
Satono Reve at the QE2 Jubilee stakes

>>527755743
I do not register Machitan as a boyfaggot, too girly like Chiyono, Neicha etc.

Yes, majority of umas are stallions but some are peak femine that some are passively trying to lure you into umapyoi. You're lucky they hadn't bother to rape you on spot, but best to pressure them for too long.

Plus Machitan likes lovey-dovey sex.

>>527757271
Oh wait that's on Saturday

>>527756994
Satono Reve's the only nip there and he's running the The Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee Stakes on Saturday. He'll be with Moreira.

>>527757389
*not to pressure them too long

SEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

sexo

>>527755038
I am not gay. I have relationships with women.
And sex with uma musume.

buena sexo

HOLY SEXO

Based nips

I thought you werent allowed to make Umas too ecchi...it's over for this entire thread...

>>527760423
>too ecchi
that's what they make you think dozo

I can’t believe they are adding full augmented reality uma wife simulation with sex minigame. Global bros we won

>>527761034
In VR nonetheless with full SteamVR integration.

They're coming for you

>>527761628
Only the dumbest and funniest hors for me.

>>527761628
Where are their bloomers?

So why did Gran Alegria go for the Tiara route in her story?

>>527761834
I ate them.

>>527762291
Obvious reason why.

>mile

Just stared Chrono's campaign. I didn't expect to see the Riko group again.
Still, this is a good sign that this might be a story that heavily emphasize the bond between a trainer and his uma.

i want sex

Of course these two would be here in a keiba heavy campaign.
A lot of Lys Gracieux teasing too. I wonder why they're not using her real name or just hiding her name entirely.

>>527762886
Yeah, she tend image herself and /you/ then blush in panic realize that she and trainer mostly spend time in the racetrack that it looks too silly.

>>527764001
hilarious is they use a German name for a French name, not sure if it's to jab the French.

>>527764001
どうしたきゆに兄貴?

ESL, ESL everywhere

>>527764001
Saving it for later like with Dura.

>>527765642
but unlike Dura which we didn't know that they had the rights to, we know they have the rights to Lys

>>527744492
you could say that....

1 week until best uma

>>527766041
I think the rights thing was never an issue, they wanted to save the reveal for the anime and they wanted the early roster to focus on sole owners before the inevitable crowd of shadai club horses.

>>527766848
step aside for the greatest mare to have ever existed.

>>527746045
>Secretly took a bunch of Torena's pics from afar
Wait what event is that? Hadn't seen others posted that.

>>527761628
Which episode of keiba history would /uma/ propose to Cygay's table, that can be adapted into something that could conceivably win the same critical recognition as a cinema giant like Chariots of Fire?

>>527767880
Gordu Shippu is my favorite but Daiwa is really cute too!

>daiwa posting
It's like if 2021 never ended!

Quagsire is better

I do not like Scenarios without hons’ story events because it intensely activates my autism that in order to read the story I can’t make hons with the most current campaign.

What is this feeling of wanting to marry and have dozens of children with an uma?

>>527769395
most of the time when I want to play a new uma training story I go right to GL so that I can see her in the mini lives and Girls Legend U at the end and only train that uma in le ebin meta current mode afterward

>>527766041
Don't wanna shift the hype early from Ai-chan and 19' mares

Why do globalkeks love AI sloppa so much...

>>527768224
12 episodes of mares raping their trainers

n-nani??

Do we get to pick free starter horses like pokemon? Should I wait for a particular banner to save for to burn all my gacha currency?

>>527771979
You should kill yourself.

>>527771979
Yeah you get a free 5* when you start just like genshin

>>527748508
"Chaser" itself was always an indog fanfic and never a real term.

>>527771979
Nyes you get to pick a 3 star. I suggest rolling the guaranteed 3stars from the gacha first before using your pick ticket so you won't get a duplicate.

Also please atomize thineself to your base particles of your own accord *chu*

>>527773076
I loved bratty Dulala in this scene

ojou...

>>527773024
Yeah for once the localization teams doing the right thing by using "closer", a term that's already commonly used in western keiba

How do I get ready for the EN release?

Start by killing yourself

Done.

>>527777770
Where is your skelly hors?

>>527777879
Yeah you'd like to see that wouldn't you, ya sick fuck.

>>527778190
FLAT FUCK

>>527777615
or you start?

In a world, where girls are possibly hors. Why do they even run?

>>527777462
You play Blue Archive first, because they decided to release on Steam literally a single day before Uma's release lmao

>>527748642
>arguing with each other about revenues.
I'm sick of how dicussing soshage here gradually became some kind of a turd flinging war.
>Haha your game has a male character, my game is better!
>Haha no, your game sold like shit last month, eos soon, my game is better!
People used to hate other games but aside from a few schizos you wouldn't see discussions like that often.

I hope EN Uma gets their own separate general.

Newglobalbros don't let these SEETHING sad people discourage you from posting here

I still dont get it. What's the big deal?

Henlo uma, is your game fun?
Just noticed it's getting a global release soon.
i just hope cygames doesn't shit the bed like it did with their recent game

>t*chyon
/uma/ and its baits are so stale

>>527779350
Scarlett's tits for example

>>527778789
>separate general.
dunno, Blue Archive probably never got a seperate thread either. now it is raped by globalfaggots.

now the same shit will happen to this place unless uma global fking dies first.

Hey, but hear me out. I don't give a flying fuck about those niggers at /bag/.

global will eos in a couple months, don't even bother playing this kusoge. go play whatever gook or chink garbage that SEAniggers like to shill on /v/ instead

>>527779567
It’s like Gakumas, Shiny Colors, or PowerPro. If you like those, you’ll probably like Uma.
>I don’t know what those are
Then you’re NGMI.

I am watching my first hors derby this Sunday.

>>527781189
For me it will be my 2nd

>>527781386
nice

>>527777462
https://youtu.be/PfS1HvUqSAM?si=VSI6WsuJmgYeqVgh
I would watch this guy. He said he is going to do Global Information on the day the game releases.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl2zYDUe_qrKhFcZ0-MiMp-LQ4s8mvzIq&si=yF-MxKCPcbbJnhif
There is also this for a beginners Playlist on the basics when playing.

Stop shilling your channels here

>>527780558
There's specifically another thread on /vmg/, but I don't know if we need to do that.

>blue SHITchive
Please don’t talk about that shitty game with its shitty 1-D characters with no personality. Instead, post pregnant Umas

https://files.catbox.moe/usg4ym.jpeg

Globalkeks are just as bad as baggots are.

Seems like all the faggots suddenly started posting, see you in a few hours /uma/

>>527783563
Pregnant umas are pretty hot.

>>527783563
>shitty 1-D characters with no personality
that's most gacha characters including uma

stop taking turdchyonsecondary's baits, god-damn

sexo

>>527784080
The difference is Uma doesn’t rely on cheap sex appeal fan service that most primitive brained idiots fall for

Not to play the straight man to the anon above, but the usual guy just drew Chrono getting asspounded.

>>527786656

already posted
>>527782629

>>527786801
My bad.

Yes please go make a hug box on a dead board and fuck off, you shan't be missed ,buh bye

>>527786656
>guy

>>527787516
Thank you.

Need a pregnant GoldShip..

>phoneposts
So that's why this fag hasn't been banned yet

Rice Shower ruining my race and then my orgasm

>>527783563
>>527784073
>>527787978

How do you guys keep getting pictures of my breeding sows?

>>527790291
I am (You) and (You) are me. We're the same person.

>>527789178
This is amazing
>>527789412
I like pregnant goldship

this choroi wanchan is so fun in her training story

>>527665182
Now I want a big ass document on how this would go down with every girl

chrono my wife

>>527665182
Isn't there a hahakigi doujin about this?

now that i think of it, in uma there are not that many final bosses to beat, not considering that event, unlike in gakumas

We love boys here

>>527801672
That looks awfully like a tomboy hors with fat titsm

>>527800545
not all training campaign involves "defeating" a final boss. As it is basically a reflection of a hors racing history IRL but you can take alternate races like Kraft going to Oaks to face a buffed Cesario or Sakura Chiyono going to Arima Kinen and face a superpowered M.R CB

what is that those "final" boss in said uma tend to appear at the middle of the campaign which makes it a real challange rather than the final parts of the 3rd year. but that really depends on whos uma your training.

hors

>>527805393
need sex with Chrono-chan

Donna does things to me.

Loves Only (You)

>>527798594
How many food props does hors need?
They’re going to all get fat at this rate…

Light sex

being crushed by Uma during sex

>>527787978
Had a feeling this will entice other uma to get down and dirty with their trainer

Where do I find umagals IRL?

Hello, Mr. Cygays where's the full schizocore Sundayman themed campaign????

>>527817887
In the soapland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qGEs_vaf10
I love the Mejiro family.

I love Cyjews trashing their own reputation.

>>527822031
Will Chiyodog be there?

>>527824627
You'll find that dog in the streets

>>527824025
>KMR stepping down
>Game immediately went to dumpster

For me it's Norn

>>527824025
They had good reputation.. ?

>>527825276
Are you a trainer?
Wanna train me?

>>527825472
I can fix her.

So since Chrono is lasting a month when is we getting another new chara banner? After the new scenario alt?

>>527825914
Journey was dropped with food scenario announcement, but alt Biwa and Taishin were announced with mecha scenario announcement. So I say scenario drop is a coinflip, but newmas definitely drop after the scenario launch banner. They were starting to accelerate back to 2 newmas a month.

>>527824627
Gyaru sex

>>527803508
There's no escape. Everywhere I go, I see hors.

>>527828379
I saw a hors, while I rode the bus today

>>527828586
I'm glad you survived such a deadly encounter.

>>527828586
Why does hons need to take the bus when hons can run fadst???

>>527829705
The hors was outside by its barn.
>>527829620
It was managable.

>>527828586
Thankfully you didn't ride nor got rode by a hors

fuck the french

Hors isn't real, so I can't give Benis the benis.

>>527830268
Last time someone did it, they created Laurel.
yeah, we need to fuck the french more

>>527830949
>fuck the French, get Laurel
>get fucked by the French, get Chrono
Tough choice.

>Horse and human ride together for 6000 years
>One day the car comes along and horse is no longer needed
>Horse is now sad that his riding days are over
>Human comes along and shows him the trailer
>"No friend, we ride together"

>>527831440
And then everyone clopped.

Horses eat cows

Oguri is hungry. What have you prepared for her?

Gundamu

>>527834528
Burger and fries
That's what I had for dinner tonight.

>>527834528
Tachyon shady drugs

>>527833384
Those are veggie patties

>>527824627
That's my daughter

>>527837581
Who taught old hag Maruzensky to use 4chan?!

>>527834528
MY CUM

>>527834528
My cock

Is there a list of canonical "rich girl" type Uma?
Someone like Ruby and the Mejiros

nyo

>>527840507
Satonos are rich. Gentildonna is also rich. You would really have to nit pick out who is rich and who isn't as well as who is noble (rich or not). I mean you have to have some money to be deep into horse racing in general.

>>527840837
>I mean you have to have some money to be deep into horse racing in general

>>527840507
All the other stated girls, Fine Motion, maybe Gold City because she's a supermodel + gyaru although that's probably a different type than the one you're thinking of.

>>527840837
>>527841572
So
Ruby
Mejiros
Satonos
Gentil
Fine

Quite a number then

>>527841286
Unless you are lucky like Kita and you buy glory for the price of a cheap car.

>>527841767
Orf and Journey also come from a rich family in-lore.

>>527842213
They're a shady bunch, I bet they make blood money

>>527842212
Kita's dad is rich as well
her family's implied to be yakuza, even

Bros, how big is the current game? I'm running low on space lately...

>>527841572
Shichi is fairly successful but she's not a top supermodel. If anything I'd say it's a comparable level to her racing.

>>527842774
Hey anon, no, not here. Don't say stuff like that out loud okay. We don't want trouble here.

>>527842774
Fuck I memory holed this so bad because whenever I see Kita I can only think about sex, that girl nukes my brain.

>>527843326
>whenever I see Kita I can only think about sex
Well considering how things are today, that is basically her new identity.

>>527839851
nice

>>527839851
Um... mister?

>>527843827
>Gets your money back

>>527843827
is that Gorgeous? LMAO

>>527825472
>>527825731
Her Story:
Turn her from Oguri-fixed to Torena-fixed...

>>527845336
what?

>>527834528
A lot of fried rice

>>527843519
I want to have sex with Kita and see if her voice is as good as her Enka singing father

>>527842972
don't be a retard, nips don't have a life to bother to go to gaijin websites, same with reading english

>>527824627
holy sex

>>527834528
100 well-done steaks with ketchup

>>527860101
>ketchup

>Playing for 12 hours straight
>Not a single usable girl for Chanmi

>>527860895
Bro, your Chrono?

sex

>>527832059
I just remembered that "to clop" means to masturbate in brony slang

Do you rike big mammaries

oh yes fellow gay stallion lover

Sex is bad for training. You should only have sex with your uma after their retirement race.

>>527860895
Keiba onna is top tier, roll now.

Are you going to roll for Ryan in a swimsuit?

>>527866691
marechads wtf

>>527866691
Please God no. I just had to spark for Chrono. It's going to eat into my Buena funds at this rate.
I'm hoping that she's there because she's part of new mode's main cast.

>Stream is a day before global
Maybe they will play the global version on stream?

Hors smart!

https://x.com/m_nagisa0930/status/1935166438786081051
>lose race
>ningen violates your nose
Sol has a hard life...

>>527871187
Arr rook same

>>527863798
if it's a mare

>>527866691
>rikachimaru
Bakalive is SAVED

>>527871187
Who's the most samefag combo?
bamboo & yaeno
or
chrono & grass

>>527871072
Muni muni...

>>527871187
That's AMERICA'S ASS

After seeing how hard SV2 flopped I'm getting optimistic for uma global to Eos sooner than ever

>>527872678
But horsepussy is KMR's favorite game now after he self sabotaged Priconne, surely he would never do the same to us...

>>527871785
Linecraft and special week

>>527872678
You're more insufferable than the newfags
Kill yourself

Pandora sex

>>527871187
Sisters in every way except for one part.

>>527873953
I disagree.

>>527874669
Yeah one of them is a weeb

>>527861047
>>527865450
Few reasons why this won't work
>1. I'm training these for derby chanmi
>2. I don't have anymore jims to throw at her, especially since there's a new upcoming scenario soon
>3. Even if I manage to roll her, I only have Legends LB'd at 2, and my only way of securing good runs is when I fully inherit speed, rather than the stat of the card I'm forgoing (power in this case)
and most importantly, I'm still holding out jims for Dantsu

>>527874669
Easy. Only one is a naginata expert

>>527867090
There is a launch day stream ready?

>>527878561
No, anon is blowing smoke
They don't even know how to speak english lmao

>>527779567
It's basically Horse Racing Idol Ludo. I would suggest watching Pretty Derby S1 and start from there. Series is great if you like Idolm@ster. It's concept is by the same people.

globalbro here, who should i reroll for in 7 days time?

WHYYYYYYYY
I DON'T WANT GLOBAL
GLOBALNIGGERS OUT

>>527879521
But I am already here since April...

globalchad here
i will revive your dead general, colonize it and strip it of all remaining soul before jumping to the next fotm gacha
you are welcome.

>>527873434
please don't compare my wife to that country bumpkin

>>527778789
>>527780558
Usually those types are from the gachagaming subreddit. They always look at the Gacharevenue chart and doomfag everywhere over it. Pretty much because they consider gacha a full time job and their entire life. While most people consider it like a thing you play on the side daily and sometimes you grind for longer periods or less.

As for Um@s getting any bigger than BA I highly doubt it especially with Global. Um@s is niche but not an ultra mainstream niche. Besides like most keep mentioning here, the gameplay itself requires you to stay on top, and even if they add auto-mode you do need to know what you are doing.

>>527879340
Oguri Cap or Taiki Shuttle.

I only play uma, gakumas and nikke

Does anyone here even like the gameplay or are people just here for the horses?

>>527872678
>wishing for the failure of your own franchise
We dont need your kind here

>>527880951
only for the horses

I usually see more keibaposting here than actual gameplay discussion.

>>527872678
>I'm getting optimistic for uma global to Eos sooner than ever
same but these threads will forever change for the worse

>>527880951
Nobody here plays the game except for a few PvP autists..

>>527881313
It surges when new campaigns come out and people are figuring out the mechanics but after a few weeks t
it’s not like there’s a whole lot to talk about in the interim beyond specific questions people have about it or chanmis etc.

>>527881313
It’s accepted that the gameplay loop is ass. So everyone here looks forward to newmas, their stories, and how much for (you) they get. Usually gameplay talk is CM bitching, LoH bitching, and new scenario hype (bitching).

>>527872678
The Cykike ride never ends…

>>527880951
I like the gameplay. It's relaxing to see numbers go brrrrr.
>>527881313
There's not much to discuss about the actual game mechanic. All the scenario mechanics were solved months ago.

>>527881585
>how much for (you) they get
This is the only factor that determines whether an uma's campaign gets discussed or not. Chrono and Loves gets discussed while Meno and No Reason gets crickets.

It’s because there’s no reason to discuss Zunko’s campaign.

>>527882324
But Meno is very much for (You). It's a good story that touches on an interesting topic too, dealing with fans' perception and how that can affect the people involved.

>>527882324
Meno and No Reason got discussed. The latter even had anons speculating on umas in antiquity.

>>527882324
To a certain extent, every uma ends up for (you) by the end of their personal campaigns. Some are just more overt about it than others. Then there's Falko.

>>527883046
>every uma ends up for (you) by the end of their personal campaigns
Not Helios.

I need it

>mirror, mirror on the wall. whos the best uma of them all?
>of course it's you my queen, but there others.

>>527882714
I was under the impression that Menottrainer was a hard-boiled dude, and that was before I saw what IRL Meno's jockey looks like.

>>527874350
sssseeexxxxxxxxx

>>527883147
also taabo

>>527883279
You wouldn't the Jahy hors!

>>527880951
It takes a special kind of autist (read: sunk costfag) to "enjoy" uma's gameplay loop. Otherwise, we enjoy the horses.

>>527883563
Hah, I never made that connection before. Ebina really do look like a showa-era detective in some photo.

>>527883762
>also taabo
man how Falko lose to a gremlin?

>>527883896
I would the coughneigh horse

>>527883896
I would and I'll take her extra sweaty

>>527880951
I don't play any other games with the same loop so it's still enjoyable. Would've dropped long ago if it was an RPG or knockoff console game.

>>527884283
Same, if I am being honest (for any uma too)

>>527884051
taabo ships (You) with neicha in her campaign, is what I meant

>>527883762
Her too, yeah. Both Taabo and Helios got daughter-zoned in their own campaign.

>>527884581
lol

at least Neicha and Machitan got theirs

sex

Osaka Goblins aren't sexy, stop it

>>527880951
I have always wanted to play Idolm@ster Gakuen knowing I will never get that experience Umamusume is the closest thing to me for it.

>>527886282
Did Gakumas even improve on the uma/powerpro formula or did they just slap idolmaster on it?

>>527887449
Yeah instead of a simple click of a button to roll the success rate RNG to increase your stat, you need to play Slay the Spire minigames first

>>527887714
That doesn’t sound like an improvement at all.

>>527887714
That sounds even more time consuming that uma and powerpro.

>>527887872
>>527887905
But it's only ~15 turns in total unlike uma with 12 months x 2 weeks x 3 years = 72 turns

>>527888112
That’s not inherently better or worse.

>>527871297
What does Sega juice taste like?

>>527890018
Like Denuvo

It's Ardan's death anniversary...

One more week

sex

>>527866691
I miss having the midsummer event, Summer Besties is still one of my favorite events from the game. Does Ryan seem like the scenario alt? Also funny that they're doing the same thing with Kraft's main story alt as with Brian's where it'll come out at a random time long after the chapter has come out

https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/1935205630324916535
sad

>>527886065
You can take her.
I'll stay with Yodo jet black Assassin

>>527892151
Erotic flattie

>>527894606
Jockeybro can’t catch a break…

>>527895808
This is why you should only gamble on hons, not hons gacha.

>>527896183
oh no, her French side is about to come out

slutty ningen behavior like this is a constant reminder of why torenas do not have rights

>>527896183
>>527897104
>trainer already flirting onto Chrono even in her character story.

Man, no wonder she is lovestuck with /you/

>>527899784
That's not his final form.

sex

>>527906537
I can't wait for Tact to come out.

>>527904131
sex

>>527910084
If Tacttorena isn't Japanese Les Stroud by the end of her campaign I'll be mad.

>>527910084
There's no coming out with Tact involved

Kozukuri mambo with Machitan

This thread stinks

>>527921458
I hope she come out next month or so

>>527891458
>there are ''people'' itt that wont even try global
cant think of anything more sovl-less desu

>>527928384
>try global
>majority of the anons in /uma/ play the game for 5+ years
yeah sure nigga yap all you want.

When taking the +30 energy option is there an increase in the chance it fails every time or is it a flat low rate? I haven't had the bad outcome in like a year.

>>527928939
Did you guys ever do a poll in the past how many anons actually play the game i? It would interesting to know.

>polls
which can be rigged.

luv my bro

>>527930878
Up until 8 months it was probably everyone with one or two guys that didn't. And a noticeable decline in average post quality since then.

>>527932571
Well that sucks. Sorry for posting here then.

>>527932571
>a noticeable decline in average post quality
How are you quantifying this

>>527931348
Fuck riggers

>>527936221
A zebra hors!

>>527930878
>how many anons actually play the game i?
around 30 people if you count the circle members from here. though there are a few anons that aren't in those circles

>>527871187
>H84
That explains a lot.

>>527941917
Yeah, and that's why she will never be a japanese. Her ass is too fat.

Americans

Which uma has the biggest hips?

>>527944460
The cow.

>>527943276
DESS

>>527932858
Your mom

>>527947570
>ardan
>herohero
Doesn't get better than this

>>527948107
It's sloppa tho

>>527932571
>Up until 8 months
>And a noticeable decline in average post quality since then.
but that's when I started playing and posting here...

>>527947570
Ardan get

>>527948107
AI slopping it makes it noticeably worse.

>>527948529
I don't even play the game, I made the threads worse.

isn't danon decile running in a foreign race this summer

I need more Bigwa umapyoi.

...
...
...?

Big uma

>>527887714
So kinda similar to console powerpro's Eikan Nine?

It's been rough…

tourist fag here, saw this girl and thought she was really cute

>>527949974
Yeah, the International Stakes in August.
>>527951320
Big dog.

>>527953340
his owner is really putting him to work, huh
based, honestly

>>527953164
>セイリオス
this is useless for you as you need to be top 3 人気

>Loves can't do field work unless she has something to occupy her mind, so they start asking her random trivia questions
I can't tell if hors smart or hors dumb...

>>527948529
I meant to say 8 months ago and not just 8 months. But if you did start playing 8 months ago you have my condolences.

>>527899784
trainers forget they sign their rights away when accepting that job.
Common mistake

>>527955206
Gen Z hors…

>these last 5 character only captchas

>>527953340
Woof woof

>>527965315
Bark.

Onsen Tickets are an uman right and it's despicable that Cygays would deprive hors of the chance of getting them in some campaigns.

>>527965592
Woof woof ACK-

>>527967272
Whiiiine

Some of these events are far too silly.

Have you enjoyed the last few weeks before a bunch of newfriends? OR are you ready for a busier general?

>>527973432
I keep thinking back to this whenever I see Janny with that crown.

Croix's full brother will debut this weekend, hope your pog is ready

Muddy uma.

>>527974380
He's my POG, can he carried me? also Kawada to jockey?

>>527973360
But im new and im already here

Can uma global go even lower?

Has anyone the other Ogli stickers in transparent?

Mature Falcon

Here's your new global friends, /uma/

Here's your REAL new global friends, /uma/