Thread 527760646

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Previous Thread: >>527746949

>>527760646 (OP)
first for fiera

Cuddling with catgirls

Fat femlalas like this for my hrothman

My moonie just tooted :3

post moonies

Ass Anchor
Post asses, male or female idgaf

My malera is free use but hes too shy to admit it

puppycord

god i love fat femlalas

my femezen+ turns fiddies into single mothers

My maleroe is free use but he is too embarrassed to admit it.

>>527760824
Now post the despair that comes from waiting an hour for lancetfish...

>>527760921
stop bro

>>527760708
Platonically right?

gm

I slept a lot and feel great because of it

>be me
>normal sized femlala
>actually a bit smaller than most femlalas
>not a shapely bitch like in picrelated >>527760781
>constantly called a shrimp
>people in roulettes saying "oops, haha, didn't see you there!"
>people standing in meteors that I'm already in because I was too small to notice
>get told I look like a floating wig sometimes
yup
I'd say it's over

IT WAS ME I PLAPPED THE MOONIE!

They broked the game.

I'm examining some dudes chest gear that's clearly glammed over with another piece but the name isn't cycling between the equipped piece and the glam piece in the description it's only showing me the equipped piece name.

>catbox
>solo female
>no penetration
>canned animation / pose

Stop wasting my time trannies

EU meetups where?

thanks big homie
fat ass i hope he smites you next

>>527761012
/pet /pet /pet

>>527761012
hello sleeve

My femra is not free-use but won't admit it because it gives her a reason to inflict pain on any that assume wrongly

so many things to grind... I mental block and do nothing...

Why did you save my feet pics

>>527761030
HOLY

My f3mra wants to get turned into a single mother by a catgirl+

>>527761030
I don't get this meme

>>527760864
hi

>>527761012
Shrimply get a bigger hat sis. Or use your umbrella.

>>527760951
>trying to prepull a mora with fish eyes
>get 3 !!! bites
>2 line breaks and 1 slip

PlAns?

Today?

>>527761002
Sure! It's not specified so anything goes

>>527760906
https://litter.catbox.moe/0s7a53592zvzun6d.mp4

>>527760864
Sure here's a moonies

>>527760946
do you like catboys?

>>527760864
https://files.catbox.moe/cwsy3w.png

>>527760646 (OP)
good ops

>missed out on the cute trannyra seeking male EB because I was asleep
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do not open random catboxes

>>527760906
https://files.catbox.moe/yzeu1u.webm

>>527761241
>Do the dishes
>Get a shower
>Bring in the laundry
>Do the weekly food shop
>Buy whisky
>Promise myself "It's for later in the week when you really need it"
>Drink it tonight
>Make tons of terrible posts ITT that make people go "VGH" and *rolls eyes*
>Sleep

>>527761241
footjobs

>>527761203
This one is stinky

>>527760548
theyre not actually lmao
its just some random nikke costume and the bandaid is a fashion statement

>>527761276
Yeah.....

what on earth

>>527760906
Is there a way to regex filter posts using this body?

>>527761128
sorry bro

>>527761421
stinky is good

which race begs to be namedropped the most

nigga u gay

>>527761241
Get home, maybe try do some OC, go to bed because I'm sick

>>527761497
femlalas by far

>>527760994
i will stop once i get my puppycord invite

>>527761475
BASED

SO FUCKING ZASED, if I ever get the opportunity I would.

>>527760646 (OP)
so what was the maintenance for in the end?

>>527761209
my hats are huge, nothing works
I'll try a parasol though. thanks.

>>527761475
is this what happens on primal?

>>527761421
what the hell............. rude

>>527761581
I actually cant be bothered anymore gg

>>527761439
I can't believe this toying with my emotions, someone will pay

>>527761569
Hope you get locked up and stretched out by Bubba before you get the opportunity.

>>527760864
Nyes (neco arc voice).

Noooo I don't wanna get pregnant.....

The hrt must flow

>>527761004
the one known as mowgli is up

>rumors of ntr and cheating
>look inside
>always zoe loona

>>527761604
My catboy has a solution. I'll carry you on my shoulders everywhere, and then people will always be able to see you.

>>527761695
My male character says this

i sleep bye

I end up masturbating everytime I come here

Hey fellow anonymous, how do WE feel about Black glams on Red Mages?

>>527761213
Oh yeah, its time to drown myself

>>527761241
I plan to rape my crush again

>>527761636
then put the info in the op if it's been explained
we dont need meets up info over a week away there

>>527761787
same bro, what'd you nut to?

>>527761241
Who is this Junkoposter. Shoo shoo. *sprays water to you*

>>527761787
me too but thats kind of the point

>>527761128
you know exactly why

>>527761823
post crush

>>527761362
https://files.catbox.moe/kne1ny.mp4

>>527761462
yippeee!

>>527761817
I put red glams on my BLM so i guess it's fair.

Which cities in xiv would most likely use pillories/stocks against (You)

>>527760864
moonies

>>527761817
I use black and red for my RDM
just don't use blue or else you get banned from being a RDM

>>527761757
Kneel before the bull little cuck

I have a confession to make...
I've never beaten a single Shovel Knight campaign

MEANWHILE,
ON THE OFFICIAL FORUMS

>>527761757
and that's just with his main, he's been using 2 erp alts for years, including one of the alter leaders (altani)

>>527761551
im allergic to cliquers so there will never be a real puppycord

>>527761664
They only catch the dumb ones.

>set up mare synchronus
>try to join a syncshell
>they're all full
Aw man...

*looks at a catgirl*
Wow cute
I think I'm trans now.

>>527761358
If no one bakes then I make one with a cat op simple as

>>527761990
i disagree on being able to glam other job sets
what we SHOULD be able to glam is DoH/DoL gear as DoW/DoM

>>527761605
It's just that weird motherfucker.

>>527761012
sounds like skill issue

>>527761776
If there were 2people emotes in this game that let you do that sort of thing, I'd agree immediately yes.
>>527762134
I can't help being small!

>>527761990
>harassment of players (lgbt)
>please stop genderlocking gear
Gee, wonder if they're related? Fucking faggots.

I've tributed a lot of catgirls and femlalas but never a femra

>>527761362
https://files.catbox.moe/onyqpp.mp4

>>527760906
https://files.catbox.moe/kqu3om.png

>>527762273
don't stop now, keep doing catgirls

>>527762082
i could set up a syncshell for just me and you...

>>527761865
Transphobe.

>>527761012
need a femlala like this to make cute slice of life poses with for my miera

>>527762273
I really hope you only trib provocative catgirls

>>527762336
Is your character cute?

>>527762329
okay
>>527762384
yes

Guess I'm not playing then

>>527762418
not bad... now check out.......... this!

>>527761651
i accept cash or credit card

>>527762492
Inject

>>527762457
no

>>527762095
You're not a woman until I make you one

hunter gatherer

Hey bros

>see cute lalaboy
>he has the eternity ring glamour
. . .

>>Dalamud is down due to game update.
>Guess I'm not playing then
Sounds like you're a nigger.

>>527762492
inject retard

>>527761057
all of my poses are bespoke, handcrafted by me personally

Your all my whores!!!!!!

>>527762485
OK good keep it that way

>>527762718
you're*

>>527762718
sybau

>>527762492
just inject
>>527762648
hey bro

>enter old instance
>FT weather
>tons of other level 20s
>add cipher
>everyone just goes to CE
>FT weather ends
>leave

My femra loves femezen and hrothgals!

>>527762718
ugly ass glub

>>527762648
STFU nigga damn

>>527762718
factually true

>>527762464
why are people like this

>>527761935
Old Sharlayan would throw my lalaboy in jail for the amount of Archon-restricted information he has disseminated.

I’m not injecting hrt into my game.

>>527762797
Join a discord.

>>527762779
Nice way to get viruses

>>527762732
if you don't ask, I won't do it. I don't like doing it to people who don't want it

I swear to god everytime there is someone with slampig body proportions they are always PSO2 rejects

>>527761241
Find a way to fight off the heat of Summer's blazing inferno.

>>527762464
omg i know who this it i afk'd in that server once and it came up to my character since i am also in that syncshell
it afked next to me and "smelled" me to try to get my attention i kept pretending to afk until it left and i booked it back to my homeworld

>>527762532
jungle bungirrllllll...

>>527762898
I'm injecting autism into your butthole

>>527761057
>catbox
>it's just another pinup shot and you can recognize the pose taken straight out of XMA

>>527760646 (OP)
Who here /hyped/ to win some cool merch???

>12 hour maintenance
>no fix to FT or the myriad other problems
>no attempt to fix the hemorrhaging player count
BEST MMO
BETTER THAN WOW
OVER 40 GORILLION PLAYERS
IF YOU DISAGREE YOU RAPE KIDS

>>527762342
Didn't say anything about being trans, just saying you're stinky.

somehow i thought the first step with the atmas would give me a weapon
i didn't expect to have it literally just unlock a tomestone grind like this LOL
so it really is just EW's relic system after you do the atmas
fucking stupid

>>527762991
>IF YOU DISAGREE YOU RAPE KIDS
This but unironically

>>527762991
FT is fine? works on my machine

i am
a gay hrothgar

>>527763014
yes that's hair anon

>>527763030
i dont understand why the first one isnt free and then the rest after requiring tomestones

>>527762985
stunning
brave even
thank you square enix

I MAXED ALL MY PHANTOM JOBS AND STILL NO RELIC ABHWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>527762991
>>no fix to FT
can't fix a problem that only exists because the players are cunts

>>527762991
Guess I rape kids

>>527763098
No it's not

>>527763030
There would be so much crying if you had to grind atmas for each weapon

>>527763138
i haven't even maxed half of them and i got my atmas i even did some gold farming you did this to yourself.

Is the game back online? In 5.3 atm.

>>527761476
AI :^)

>>527763168
what is it then!!

>>527762718
nuh uh, I don't take gil for plapping

>>527763138
you probably could have spent 30 minutes doing fates for the one atma you are likely missing

>>527763112
right? this first step took me two fucking weeks due to bad luck and only being able to play a couple of hours a night at best. everyone acknowledged it was a low droprate too. just assumed it'd give you a free weapon for the first one.
>>527763198
then don't make it an atma grind for each one? 1,500 tomes AGAIN is just lazy as fuck and terrible optics after EW imo, is all

>join discord for ft
>fucking sign-up form
>immediately back out

what compels someone to attention seek on the one website that discourages it

>>527763140
>design a shitty entry system with a punishing raid that makes 48 players lose hours of time if 1-3 people fuck up
>its the players fault
not even bootlicking at this point. you throating the whole leg nigger

>>527763317
you tell me nigga LOL

>>527763297
>join discord for ft
>look at scheduled runs tab
>say "i wanna join near when the run is starting"
>get invited and run it
too easy

>>527762342
Im not transhphobe. Im a socialist.

sunana is so hot

I miss my eb...

>>527763249
I'm pretty sure those are stacked meringue. Idk I don't know how I can point the issue out more clearly you may be blind.

It's been 3 weeks and there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that still havent cleared the forked tower: blood

>get new relic
>immediately glam over it
tell me why only the whm one looks unique and the rest just look like jaggy rocks and shit
and then ofc whm is the most boring job in the game so you have to torture yourself if you ever wanna use it

>>527763218
yea

>>527763198
>increase atma drop rate in OC zones, leave DT fates as a future-proofing alternative
>require atma for every weapon
the first relic step is now fixed

>>527762584
kino shit anon, literally
love this stuff

>>527762985
/xivg/ required reading

>>527763416
it might look like tasty food but I can assure you it's not!!

>>527762948
Best boy.

>>527763317
>If I can get attention on the website that discourages it, that attention is especially valuable and I won :)

>>527763317
>discourages
>when anon here will feed me attention like never before if i even slightly tug at their insecurities or needs or wants compared to other social media where i have to fight for it

>>527762985
is this real lmao
it looks like a parody someone would create to make fun of gay people

>>527763495
I didn't even look at the relics and just picked WHM since it's the job I needed a catch up weapon on the most and was pleasantly surprised at how nice it was, I'm kinda discouraged now if the other ones are all much worse

>>527761241
spiral
occult crescent
reclear with my static
spiral further

>>527763585
absolute abysmal taste in such a weak individual

squeezing my moonies little boobies

>>527763732
I wish I could do this to my moonie

>>527763545
You may meme but it's unironically a really cute and wholesome manga I loved reading it.

>>527763724
When it comes to taste there is no point to argue.

>>527763495
Why are you using a weapon that's worse than the tome one?

>>527763297
>wahhh, I have to file out the sign-up forms!
>im too lazy!
>tho I can spend all day in /xivg/ bitching and whining about how forked tower is shit

>>527763317
one anon (you) is worth 100 twitter likes in terms of dopamine

>>527763710
I mean, to each his own, but none of these jump out at me or make me want to grind tomes for them.
>>527763814
i got it for a job that didn't have a tome weapon yet

Femzen that pinch their nipples while masturbating

>>527763696
Why can't you people just do cosplay properly instead of:
> Steampunk
> Catgirl
> Zatanna Cosplay

>>527763495
>get new relic
>immediately glam over it
hey it's the same thing everyone has done since ARR

So is it true that Forked Tower is a skill issue? If you can’t fill out a form and complete an interview to join an instance, how can you get a job? Final Fantasy XIV is the pinnacle of skill in video games because it requires you to apply real-world concepts like resumes and networking. If you can’t do this, you’re literally a bad person.

As such, any other game with any easier multiplayer modes to join is a bad game since it doesn’t test your life skills like Forked Tower. Yep: all other games have been BTFO.

>>527763275
What else would you use your tomes for over the next half year? Running like 15 specific low level dungeons for the HW relic every single time wasn't very fun after the first weapon. Tomes you can get from any content you like to do.

>>527763901
A face 3 femra made this post

>>527763793
you're right. put these retards to the blade

>>527763732
little moonie boobies are under rated

>>527763397
same, bro
same...

My moonie is upset her EB once again ignored her messages

>>527763917
I liked some of the shb weapons, and even some of the sb ones. For me I've been glamming over them since EW desu.
>>527763927
Then maybe it's time for them to re-examine the entire process, if none of the "grind" methods available in this game are actually enjoyable or engaging.

>>527763909
Lyse is pretty good at cosplaying as Yda

>>527763830
This. How did you even get a job, buy a car, pay taxes, buy a mortgage, etc. without these things? It’s just basic. If you’re married with kids, a house and a salaried job then signing up for Forked Tower should be easy. FFXIV is a real video game not this subhuman trash that other people play where you can just join a party finder.

>>527764031
you need a new EB moonie friend

femezen that have feet

Can somebody pass me greenroes data I don't want to go to mung

>>527764031
My moonie is upset your moonie has an EB
Why do you get to be happy

>>527761958
Cute i made you smile a little hope you don't mind.

>>527763350
you wouldn't be losing hours of time if you were doing it the way it was intended

>EU hours
>everyone is from NA

do you guys really masturbate to catboxes? I just take pics because I find my characters hot but after spending 2 hours making pose I don't see it worth masturbating to

>>527764031
your moonie should EB my moonie instead

>>527761241
Work and then probably be dead inside when I get home later, try to socialize but probably won’t have the energy or the time for it. Then go to sleep and repeat.
>>527760864

>>527764157
Bro my bloonie is EU

I can't decide what role I should grind BiS next for

>>527764032
the tome method is do whatever you want to do
if you don't want to do anything, quit

>>527764157
My hrothgar is EU :3

>>527764162
I'm a gooning fiend for catboxes and twitter sluts who make gposes so yes

yawn
7.3 will be a filler patch with no new raids....
yes you heard me, no new ultimate raid

>>527764176
sending virtual smooch

>>527764162
No. If one gets me horny, I rape someone else of that same race.

>>527764137
You mean the way that japan, the mandated epic honorbru pug culture cannot even clear it? Fail content

>>527764124
why did you do that to her chin
>>527764264
i kinda hope there is no ultimate just to watch the colossal meltdown from the raiding community

My fiddie loves dom femras

>>527764090
I don't know anymore
>>527764119
Do I sound happy to you? Must be nice thinking getting an EB fixes all your problems
>>527764172
No thanks, your moonie would do the same or worse

>>527764124
This user has digitally altered this moonie's chin for some reason

where is my sunnie wife?

I only masturbate to femlalas

It’s literally the first tier of the relic, they don’t ever have WoW glowy crystals on them.

>>527764124
HERE COMES

>>527764343
what dc is your moonie, new moonie friend

>>527764106
mine has 2
no you cannot see

>>527764264
but we get an alliance raid...?

Alirght gn. I gotta sleep on a what to do for a ninja glam. I don't think my pomp will work lmao

>>527764157
My sunnie+ is EU :3

>no raids
why even resub then
dead content, dead game

>>527764230
Tome method is bad because it doesn't change your playstyle at all. You're still just logging in and doing the same boring shit for the same tomes you've been pretending to give a shit about, only now instead of buying (other) crafting mats and selling them for chump change, you're spending them on an ugly relic that's not even 3rd BiS because lolstep1.
It's also lazy design. The devs had two years to look at our feedback and they just gave us the same exact format.

>>527764405
>frog
>IMG_2291.png

>>527763710
What do you mean "if"? You can see every weapon for yourself at the vendor

>>527764424
not even just a peek?

>>527764343
my moonie is really clingy and annoying and would respond to your messages immediately and get worried and ask a million questions if you didnt do the same back

>>527764157
me femra is EU :3

>>527764470
>i need the game to force me to play fall guys minigame even if i dont like it because .... BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO OKAY???

>>527764243
*plaps you in front of a group of seals*

>>527764358
None left.

>>527764176
Why do shitnose moonies always post off-topic with their avatars attached? Do shitnoses really use 4chan as a social network? Do they really think we give a shit?

Zamn is that another screenshot of a catgirl staring blankly at the camera??!

>>527764405
no one is complaining about glowslop

>>527763941
Wrong

>>527764157
my tanukoonie-coded mesozoic kangaroonie is EU

>>527763647
Yeah it's on their official twitter
Maybe troonsky too now that they have accounts there
FFXIV has one at least

well i do
i hate glowslop

>>527764460
do you like moonies from EU

>>527763696
How does Maro's hjorse feel?

>>527764537
>your playstyle will be the same for four straight years: here's why that's a good thing!

>>527764552
I do not like this post. I do not like this post at all.

>>527764478
I can hide the fact I’m using an iPhone. But i prefer making you mad.

>>527764470
Tome method is fine
SB and ShB relics didn't change how I played either, they were just: keep doing the forays you like to do

Eden's Verse MiNE soon...

>>527764563
This anon lacks reading comprehension

>>527764645
yeah but my sunnie is shy...

>>527762828
-_-

>>527764568
You betcha!

SELECTAHHHH

>>527764470
Tomes is good because there's a ton of different ways to get tomes and it more highly values the tome mats on the mb.

>>527764698
holy crap lois
yoship forced me to play ffxiv however i wanted and it was like the holocuast

>>527764421
I'm sorry but my moonie doesn't want to get shitposted, you'll never find her
>>527764496
I believe you but deep down my moonie can't trust anyone anymore. Despite trying her best she's been hurt too many times.

>>527764927
but I want to find my new moonie friend..

>>527764902
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE

>>527764563
uh oh femogre melty

>>527764698
>I hate being allowed to do content I like instead of being forced to do things I don't want to do

>>527764872
my wife

>>527765000
*amen break viera*

>>527764927
I don't remember making this post

>>527764764
At least the foray was new content. Honestly even if the grind were just "farm 1 of each atma going forward instead of 3," or "run critical engagements for a new rng item" it'd still be more novel than 1500 tomes from hunt trains and expert roulette for the third fucking year in a row. I'm really not shocked we're going this route though. Yoshida looked at the metrics in EW, saw that more people got a relic in EW than at any other time in the game's history, and went "yeah this is working" so now it's all we're ever gonna get going forward. Just buy your relic with 1,500 tomes.
>>527765006
>>527764919
>>527764913
>"things I want to do"
>"so many ways to get tomes!"
>just logs in and does the same expert dungeon on a loop
>maybe joins a hunt train
holy crap lois!

>>527764271
Smooching you back

>>527764848
thats a shame....

>>527765009
They’re so right for this

Fuck searching up mods on xma

friend invited me to play a different mmo but I'm struggling with the thought of not playing fino fantasy...

My fiddie is like this

male characters? male characters for me to smoochpost, please?

>>527765120
damn nigga
i cant even call you a grown ass man anymore because you are as fucking hopeless as a 13 year old

>>527760646 (OP)
>want to make a character that looks like me for a change
>height slider at the lowest for normal human
>still missing 1cm
what the fuck aren't japs supposed to be small? why the fuck would you have the average height in this game so high? only the literal joke/child race is smaller than me. manlet bros it's not fair...

>>527765009
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/98094

>>527763585
Gyuehehehehe~
Thank you!

>look closer at """tattoo""" or """face paint"""
>it's floating 0.01" above the skin
great gaem, good grapfix updaet

>>527764568
word?

>>527765181
Sorry but that's not a real friend... that's a lizard person...

>>527765009
my favorite is when I'll find a pigtail mod or something in a jpeg and go searching for it by "pigtails" or something but find nothing. then i'll ask in discord and find out they named a hair mod after a fucking person. the pigtail mod isn't called "pigtails," it's called "luna" FUCK OFF

>>527765009
Yeah fuck this shit I hate it so much, especially when they don't fucking tag either.

>>527765274
it's a fantasy world

>>527765296
Cute nose

nobody tribs me femra....

Just heard a biowoman say she wants hrothgar babies GOD I wish hrothgar could wear hats but I need my fucking hats dude

>>527765245
here, have this twitter golem as pity

>>527764405
the drk wep literally has a glowing crystal?

>>527764667
For a hjorse it's surprisingly..... small.

Still almost the size of my forearm though, so it's gonna stretch my arse a bit.

>>527765295
>he wants z fighting textures

>>527762327
hair?

>>527765324
I've had this happen so many times it's un-fucking-believeable

>>527765245
Hi smoochposter

>>527764405
The PLD relic?

>>527765296
reminds me of a certains eu moonies old character
very cute

yo guys how do I pose my clothes with brio or whatever the posing plugin is? I need to adjust my hat...

WOW, people are actually really mad over there. What even happened?
>>527765501
they never tag it properly either, fucking incredible shit

>>527765457
because no other solution exists clearly

>>527765274
Go catboy, use your ESL skills to woo my femlala

>>527765353
let the fantasy races be fantastic and let the humans be human then. every cut scene makes me feel like a child who is tagging along

>>527765120
Maybe the difference between us is that I like playing the game. I'm not starved for content so I don't need a relic grind to give me excuses to do things, I just like doing things.
Also, I only run expert roulette once a week for WT, almost everything gives the tomes

>>527765324
This wouldn't be a problem if modders actually tagged their fucking mods. Problem is they'll call their pigtail mod Luna and never include the word "pigtails" ANYWHERE in the title, description or tags. Untagged mods should get fucking deleted outright.

Whores. The Lot of you.

>>527765319
he is a bit of a lizard. I'm old and not sure if I can keep up with his lizard skills on another game honestly.

>>527765558
official forums are just a trollzone

>>527765576
no need for another solution if you're not a cheating autist that zooms more than you ever should

>>527764496
Kinda wish I had someone like this desu.

>>527765674
Come fuck my femra

>>527765295
with facial and au ra scales too. just don't zoom in too close

>>527765558
Are people mad at the thread?

>>527765578
i'm a proud and noble warrior and not some stupid catboy! and femlalas are for kicking like a football and nothing else. at least someone i can bully around!

>>527765674
True. Now whip it out.

>>527765674
kettle, meet pot

>>527765274
> >still missing 1cm

A minimum height male miqote is 5’2”. Son, it’s quite over for you.

>>527760864
Moonie Monday is over, isn't this illegal??

>>527764336
you mean the people also doing it wrong and trying to force massive premades?

>>527765795
moonies own the thread

>>527765739
fixed

>>527765674
Come fuck my moonie

>>527765758
Awh I got picked!!! Thank you smoochposter <3

>>527765795
Oh that's a cute hairstyle can i have the link to the mod?
Thank you.

>>527765674
I'm not a hoochie, I just DRESS like a whore.

>>527765691
>NOOO YOU'RE CHEATING!!! CAMERA TOO CLOSE CHEATING CHEATING CHEATER!!!! AUTIST!!!!!
kys bootlicker

>>527765694
Same. I get happy when someone checks up on me but it happens so infrequently.

>>527765782
hey i said i'm picked the human race and their minimum height is 168cm. no idea what their name is i'm still new to the game

>>527765713
>>527765878
>>527765895
Lemme see the bih.

>>527765747
https://files.catbox.moe/5b5q4w.png

>>527765775
Who?

>>527761360
where

>>527764563
>>527765002
Hey I posted these and thought it'd be really funny to samefag myself falseflagging femroes but I was just drunk at the time and looking back it was really petty and sad looking. I apologize.

>>527765691
>>527765576
>>527765457
>>527765295
>>527765717
pc gamers checking wall texture for the pixels

>>527764496
what dc are you then?

>>527765741
nah the thread's getting a lot of approval, here're the first few replies
>>527765689
that thread wasn't a troll thread, but i get what you mean

>>527765438
proof?

>>527761360
what about a trannyra who isnt a tranny yet...?

>>527765962
i play on console, au ra scales floating is visible on the character creation screen
but like i said just don't zoom in too close

>>527765849
I can't dispute that TRVTH
>>527765887
ofc! Here you go https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/108257

>>527765930
sent

>>527766004
they are all troll threads
the best troll threads are the most subtle

>>527765839
SE ran the raid with a 48 premade internal tester team. Your brain is rotten, and not even a bullet is worth entering your degenerate shit eating skull.

>>527766034
are you cute?

>>527766092
Thanks again and i forgot to say cute cat!

>>527765930
sent on your disc <3

>>527765927
>>527765742
> i'm a proud and noble warrior
>5’5
There there, warrior of light, there is no longer any need to fight. For you, the struggle is over.

wg>>527765917
Yeah same, and I'm always pretty happy to match the energy as I like to check relatively often on who I like.

sorry, not too fond of moonies

>>527766152
Npnp at all! And thank you for saying so!

why isn't forked tower called a savage in game as it should be

>>527765609
I like playing the game, too. Shit, I'll queue random niche shit just for fun, but then it never pops because nobody's out here trying to do this old niche shit.
You know what was cool and interesting, even though it was only a one time step? When the relic questline made people queue up for the ivalice raids. Because then, all of a sudden, people were doing niche shit and I could have fun doing stuff that I wouldn't (and honestly couldn't; the queue times were just too long normally) ordinarily do. This is supposed to be the benefit of new content. It forces you to examine the game from another angle that wouldn't ordinarily be feasible or maybe even possible. "1,500 tomes" is a missed opportunity but the devs are too scared to take any risks and the players are fine with it because it lets them get rewards for doing the exact same script they follow every day.

The week isn't over yet...?

Is act down

>>527765694
hey...
>>527765990
crystal

>>527766257
Because it's barely extreme difficulty

>>527766270
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO THINK HERE

just nutted to nikke

>>527763696
Are you ok with Maro getting plapped by the likes of Nanky, Soima and others on EU multiple times a week?

>yeah we love hard content
>but not bodychecks
>or forced pug groups
>or hard dps checks
>or anything really

>>527766034
Is your character cute but you're ashamed of your voice and are just really quiet and whisper on VC but you make up for it by being super depraved with your text, never saying no, and doing whatever I want?

>>527766141
nvm...

>>527766270
Sadly no. I hope you're doing well Miki.

>>527766310
I'm also on crystal..

gwehhhh
blehhhh
gyehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>527766341
getting inside is harder than getting into an ult

>>527765619
How would you react if a malera sent you a tell that said "I wanna have my hot seed splash against your tonsils like ocean waves breaking against rocks in the Ruby Sea."
Asking for a friend.

2.

Y'all fr no cap or?...

>>527766270
Look at the tits on Jay Leno over here

>>527766430
Brother I've cleared it I know how shit getting in is but that doesn't make the content itself savage level

Even I bedrot
Odd I go play NMS
Zero and I actually get back on FFXIV

I like easy content.

I play all games on very easy baby mode. If your game doesn't offer difficulty levels or easy mode is still too hard, I stop playing. I play games to relax and be entertained. I want my hand held the entire time. I don't want to have to think or put in effort. Real life is hard enough.

>>527766270
my kyoppi coded crimson chin looking ass wife

>>527766397
race?

>>527766530
tragic

>>527766530
:)

my fiera is like the zezima of ff14

>>527766552
moonie, of course

>>527766468
+1 for being in character -1 for being malera

>>527766428
Is this my wife shan

>>527766546
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh bad angle gonna delet

can se just make jobs fun again
and make content less ddr

>>527766530
Damn. should reroll until you join me on NMS

>>527766310
Hey, though looks like you may have a date already, good luck anon!

>>527766357
im happy with my voice and im not quiet and not depraved and... sorry ill leave

>>527766530
D0 Y0UR CH0RES

>>527766270
Big fan of the Evil Dead movies Mr Campbell

>>527766617
Shan is NOT going to take this fucking picture too. Find your own.

>>527766539
>I want my hand held the entire time
I volunteer as tribute.

>>527766610
im interested

i have lost the desire for an eb

Going to get an iced latte rq. NOBODY POST TILL IM BACK.

today treat yourself like someone you love and care about, whose well-being matters to you. do something today to set up tomorrow being better. you don't need to conquer the world today; it can be a small and totally selfish thing just for you. take care of yourself!

>>527766270
i gave you a slight smile hope you don't mind.

>>527766694
>>527766546
Please don’t tease Koreans about their chins, they may react in extreme ways

>>527766792
i have the desire for an eb but only a specific one and its not happening

who do I need to kill to make a mahjong queue pop on EU

>>527766761
server and initials?

>>527766616
That's not a no!

>>527766891
balmung

>>527765294
Remember to smile.

>>527764157
My moonie is actually Yuunae, one who has both EU and NA qualities

at the rate we're going, square is gonna release criterion and then simply forget that variants even existed. More difficult content that everyone pretends to want but then finds an excuse for not doing once it's actually in front of them. Meanwhile, casuals who at least run the shit when it's at a level they enjoy, continue to be starved and left with fuck all to enjoy.

Just woke up
Did they fix anything?

>>527766259
what's funny is that the step was either do foray or queue for ivalice raids and people would rather do content they've done than new content, so ivalice started popping more often

>>527766860
Why not..?

>>527766947
fuck off back to wow

>>527766854
Very nice brapper

>>527766936
there's a lot of people on balmung.. but me too..

>>527766827
give an example

>>527766860
Is it me?

>>527760864
my moonie
who lost weight

>>527766947
Casuals like cutscenes and dungeons. Go do your hildy quests

>>527766969
they did not.

>>527767012
idk you or your life. do 15 minutes of exercise.

>>527766356
the hardest mechanic for you is a job application :wilted_rose:

>>527766792
I ate my EB.

>>527766829
Did you de-chin her this time??

>>527766947
i have done all the criterions, only completed the variants once they suck

>>527766947
Good, variant was a mistake. Nobody asked for dungeons that are even easier than normal dungeons.

>>527767003
>>527767043
See how mad they get.

>>527767175
???
variants are harder than normal dungeons

>>527766829
Thanks thats at least a lil better

>>527766390
I'm NOT i want the week to be over and i want to quit my job

xiv fans in 2021
>Designing the game for the 1% raid trannies is why wow is bad
xiv fans in 2025
>Here's why designing the game for the 1% raid trannies is actually a good thing

>>527765558
Reminder wow is a substantially older game than ff14 but has had many wide sweeping changes. If someone uses age as an excuse for shitty stuff in 14 they're retarded

im a big fan of the B-1 battle droid

>>527765958
uh oh femogre melty

>>527767258
is this a troll post

>>527766981
unrequited, and i'm barely even on their radar aside from that, if at all.

>>527767395
did you solo them at all?

>>527766973
Yeah honestly just having *more options* in general would be pretty cool. I think they should totally revamp how they do this shit. Making it "just tomes" is boring to me, because ultimately on a broad scale nothing changes. So like, let's look at what you're buying with the tomes. You're buying 3 items used for the relic step. So what if there were a chance for old forgotten content to give one of those items, so that instead of having to collect 500 tomes, you can run a shb allyraid or queue an old endwalker raid/trial or something, idk. Just more options to get the game's blood pumping in other areas. People who just want to farm tomes can keep doing that, but people who actually want to do things just a little bit differently can be rewarded for that as well. This isn't a difficult concept; our devs are just lazy and complacent and so are most players.

>You should post your character when you post hot takes
Oh ok, post your irl face every time you post your barbie doll.

>>527767129
Can I join them?

>>527767272
holy shit dude just fuck off already

I have been making shitposts all day and not one (you). I am losing my touch.

Whores. The lot of you.

>>527767272
there is nothing to do in xiv beside being a raidtranny, there never has been

gooning doesn't count

>>527767258
>>527767445
>variant can be solo'd
>can't do big pulls because everything is walled off
>boss mechanics are dungeon tier
I solo'd every single variant and they're a joke compared to regular dungeons.

The theory behind daily roulettes:
>If we offer paltry rewards, they'll feel compelled to log in every day

The reality behind daily roulettes:
>I'm just not gonna do them, ever, 20 minutes of my life for 1/10th of the cost of a single piece of tome gear? Get. fucked.

>>527767445
yes...? you didn't?
the only boss that ever gave me trouble was shishio rokkon with the ghosts mechanic, and that only took 2 attempts to kill

>>527767574
>It was always a raider game and here's why that's a good thing!

>>527767574
But imagine if this changed. Imagine if there were engaging things to do for people who weren't raidtrannies. Imagine a game that doesn't lose most of its non-gooner players every 5 months because it has a solid base of casuals logging in and keeping the queues active.
Imagine...

>>527767557
i will pay you 100 gil to make a good looking glub

>>527767445
NTA but I solo'd them all on paladin back then and it was a stroll in the park.

>>527767453
What they should do is expand the khole tomes thing as a core part of playing the game. Make it so you dont have to go to her to take the tomes or get the rewards.

Just a book of random stuff to do for rewards to make people fill out random content in the game.

>>527767272
WE ARE A FUCKING MOVEMENT. GOT IT?? DON’T FUCKING ASK QUESTIONS OR YOU’RE LITERALLY A CHILD MOLESTER.

>>527767545
This. We support FFXIV and its developers. We comply with the movement. Square Enix is doing massively successful as FFXIV has over 30 million players, at least 30x more than WoW. We won. Barry lost. Bobby Kotick lost.

>>527765245
Begone foul creature.

>>527767589
>I solo'd every single variant
Ok, post video proof. You don't have any? Guess you didn't do it...

Good morning xivg :DDDDD (picture of my catgirl)

>>527767309
> but has had many wide sweeping changes.

Yeah like cata, which permenantly crippled the game in a way it never recovered from.

>>527762779
>Inject
This doesn't feel safe or smart

>>527767589
>>527767682
>>527767748
there is no way you can say with a straight face leveling dungeon bosses are harder than bosses like Shishio
I dont care if you still think it is easy, but nothing in variant dungeon is EASIER than shit like tower of babil bosses

>>527767860
GUMO (picture of my agp self insert)

>>527767652
the theory behind roulettes is to incentivize people running old content so content stays evergreen

>>527767652
Dungeons in ff14 are too long and formulaic. You know every dungeon is a hall way woth 3 bosses and 4 groups of 4-6 mobs before each one with an arbitrary lock between two of the groups

>>527761745
yeah, sup?

Looks like they fixed thief in CEs but that's it...

>first part of the live letter is addressing Occult Crescent feedback

So they're gonna be like "we're right you're wrong just deal with it" I bet

>>527766792
I didn't have any to begin with

>patch did literally nothing but OC fixes
>PLUGS ARE UNAVAILABLE

>>527767907
Then don't do it. People have been injecting since fucking day one and nothing has ever happened.

>>527767975
Well their incentives are a joke.

>>527768024
can you fucking babies kill yourselves
just wait a few hours

>onsal day
>no one is queueing
Get in

>>527767817
variants are the ones that you can run solo or up to 4 people and have variant actions that let you heal raise or soak TBs
criterions are the 4 player required limited raise per boss versions
savage criterions are 4 player required strict time limit limited raise versions
>>527767907
it's pretty safe but you do you, Josh

>>527767727
Fuck you sir! Very kindly sir! Love you sir! Fuck you sir!

Tbf comparing solo synched dungeons to solo synched variants, variants are easier.

>>527767875
At least it tried something anon, ff14 hasn't ever tried any major changes ever (obviously excluding arr but that's a completely different reasoning)

>>527768116
Tee-hee, that's my name :3

>>527768110
may i ass you a question ma'am?

>>527767907
Hello fellow Josh :)

>>527767975
>>527767989
funny thing is there was a post a couple days ago complaining how dungeons went too fast

Femlalas should kiss each other

i apolochize to that other PLD
i decided that the pic wasn't cool enough to tweak into something postable

So what was patch, just loot table fixes? Has anyone noticed a difference?

>>527768116
POST

VIDEO

PROOF

OF

YOU

DOING

IT

Or shut up. Close your mouth. Zip it.

>>527767907
yo wassup Josh are you coming back to my place after work to play heavenly sword

>>527768201
Hi Josh!!

>>527768239
i dont know what pld means and also i dont mind that you did that

>>527767770
It's crazy how hard she fell off for me once I leveled all my jobs in EW. I basically felt 0 reason to go back to her, and then kind of forgot she even existed for a while. But yeah, her book, or hell even the moogle tomestones but on a sort of permanent setting with a revolving door of new rewards, would all be good ways to revitalize parts of the game that haven't been alive in a while. XIV is full of old content that the devs made and then just stopped caring about, too. There's a whole zone full of minigames, the gold saucer, that barely anyone even visits because the rewards are dusty and old as fuck and barely getting updated too. Hell, right now somebody's complaining about how nobody's queuing because it's onsal day. Imagine if people had a good reason to do that shit. I'm veering off topic because I'm a bit tired, but basically it's dumb that this game has retention problems when all they have to do is dust off some of their neglected toys and give people a reason to play with them. Relics could've been that reason, but instead we got "1500 tomes" for our relics so now they can't be.

>>527768225
femlalas should be forced into conversion therapy so they kiss my lalaboy

>>527768256
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/64a5233dc1a14a2eaa5f60e97f4fa017551edf9a

Snorting HRT melange off my trannyra (ebin gesserit bloodline) EBs rock hard worm before going in to battle with Azim al Gaib

>>527767817
Why would I record myself soloing variant?
Plus solo is straight up the fastest method to go through variant for the mount because of how badly V&C scales with 4 people vs solo.

>>527767817
Do you really think Variants can't be soloed?

Oh we're back to /xivg/ger humblebragging hours:

>Oh THAT content? Sooooo easy bro...
>ME? I did it without a healer...
>"I" did it without a tank...
>It's so fucking easy bro, easiest content in the game...
And when you ask for proof they suddenly clam up and make excuses and run away.

>>527768225
me and her

>>527768325
Thank u!!! (picture of my catgirl smiling in gratitude)

>>527768239
at the pendants? i wasn't even aware you were taking a pic lol, i just swapped because my monkey brain sees someone do an aoe and it makes me do want to do an aoe too

occult crescent is not dead enough

>>527767989
Still better than WoW. How are you enjoying Torghast, shill?

>>527768261
>>527768417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiu9MosCvUw

That variant dungeon? You didn't solo that.

>>527767343
I'm a big fan of this femra's huge ass

>>527768470
You're WeskAlber? You're THE WeskAlber?

>>527768417
I ERP'd without a partner...

>>527768507
I did. It was painful.

Remember that one time that one game did something kinda mid 20 years ago?

Yeah, that’s why it’s good for our MMO to never change. Except when those changes are to make the game easier, then we like them. Take that, Bobby Kotick.

>>527768569
yeah there's your proof i soloed the variant like i said

>>527768212
I think for me an ideal dungeon would be roughly 10-15 minutes in length. Probably reduce enemy health some to accomplish this if they have to keep the current formula of 3 bosses and 12 trash mob packs

Best face for Malera?

>>527768648
me

>>527768225
Lalaboys should kiss each other

>>527768470
of course alber soloed it, he's an xiv god.
now post a regular person doing it, you can't. it's fucking impossible, it can't be done for your average player.

>>527768648
the one you like. stop designing your character for other people

>>527768648
It’s face 4 don’t let them lie to you

>>527768457
pov: me going for a dive off the top of the crystal tower

>>527768301
The gold saucer is ass as you get so little map for doing anything there but all the good stuff requires several thousand. Like I dont understand the type of person you have to be to enjoy grinding the saucer content

W. H. O. R. E. S.

Welcome
Home
Our
Respected
Effeminate
Soulmate

>>527768743
but you are immortal there?

>>527768645
that's current dungeon lengths

wait, are you guys really having trouble soloing variants? it's not just a meme?

how come everyone that plays ffxiv is a raging homosexual

The ideal dungeon would be a giant maze with branching paths, patrols, social aggro, and mobs that cast spells other than donuts, aoes, and cleaves for 20% of your life.

>>527768645
that is the current pace of dungeons. speed rankings are all about 9 minutes for the current tier. they can't fix the problem in the wide discrepancy in player skill if you are playing with randoms.

>>527768225
me and THAT femlala after one of us stops being too scared to admit it that it's what we both want

I like Highlander women.

>>527768838
No it is just one anon being a pissbaby towards content that was designed to be solod.

>>527768865
im not gay bro stop saying im gay

>>527768424
Is it me....?

>>527768797
Yeah, I agree. It's almost like they should change it and make it so more people want to be there, right?
When "make it rain" happened, I legit didn't understand how that was even an event. It was just the same shitty minigames for the same dusty old prizes. Now imagine if they actually changed some of the games, or added better ones, and let us gamble for gil instead of mgp, idk. This is going beyond the whole relic conversation, I'm just pissed that we have all these toys laying out but square won't do anything with them.

Are mods working? Wanna know if I can login and sleeve my femra eb-to-be

>>527768865
Nuh uh, the behind the back cock, balls and anus shot I just saw wasn't gay cuz the bih is a futanari and has big boobies.

>>527768507
>You didn't solo that.
I did though

>>527768465
Dunno what torgahst is i exclusively play private servers. The main thing is I can do like 20 wow dungeons back to back and still have fun but only like 3 ff14 ones.

>>527768883
those are fun a handful of times as you learn the paths and patrols but once you have to farm them they become a slog

The ideal FFXIV dungeon would be a meme like Bardams Mettle because mmo combat is fucking garbage and the less I have to do it the better, make dungeons last 10 minutes for casuals and 7 minutes for nolifer optimisers. People would run them all day long.

>>527768883
sounds like a deep dungeon

>>527768950
it’s not even that lol he’s clearly just fucking with yall

Wanna frontline together?

>>527768982
why would they? you're still paying to play it
hell, they don't even have to listen to you bitch because you whine here

>>527768465
>Xivg still thinks WoW is le shadowlands
This is embarrassing to look at

>>527768934
IS IT ME IS IT ME IS IT ME IS IT ME

>>527769035
>hid the UI so we wouldn't see his cheats active

>>527768865
All the heterosexuals still play FFXI. The trannies don't know about that game yet because it was out before trannyism became popular.

>>527769083
I read your post and It was ok post.