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>News
Agent Record | Alice Thymefield
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39231485
Agent Record | Ukinami Yuzuha
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39218785
Season 2 Special TVCM
https://youtu.be/bLEL0nU0LxI
Version 2.0 "Where Clouds Embrace the Dawn" Special Program
https://youtu.be/ACjLWP_zviU

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/B8qkTG12DJU (EN)
https://youtu.be/7VcpoJRa4kM (JP)
https://youtu.be/dJe0zuy7_6s (EN)
https://youtu.be/1iHQwA2kLQc (JP)
https://youtu.be/ffubdFPFlS8 (EN)
https://youtu.be/eLDyyX4998I (JP)
https://youtu.be/l7S3fTAZUgk (EN)
https://youtu.be/REjNV-Q4YQo (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.0
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/156753
Festival Channel 06/06 - 07/16
Failume Gift 06/06 - 07/15
Soul of Steel: Golden Bond 06/06 - 07/07
Golden Proxy Awards Annual Ceremony 06/06 - 06/23
Gravitational Attraction 06/08 - 07/14
Holographic Onslaught Arena 06/13 - 06/30
Special Cleanup - Triple Bounty 06/18 - 06/23
Tiger's Billowing Roar 06/25 - 07/14
En-Normous Surprise 06/25 - 07/15
Operation Yum 06/28 - 07/14
Combat Training - Triple Bounty 07/04 - 07/09

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ2NDSEASON
ZZZ20NEWSEASON

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

cute and canon

>>527762591 (OP)
*SMACK*

>>527761703
Lighter FLOPPED all over our revenue damn

>>527762591 (OP)

Wuwinning

>>>527762614
I know you're slow man, but again, that gets countered by it being a maximum.
Jaywalking is a 250 dollar fine, making it more expensive than an actual traffic ticket, but they'll take a blind eye 99.999999% of the time if it you aren't breakchecking the rush hour on a six lane split.
And by then, you're triple charged with obstruction and bodily harm.

Ellen Roe

>>527763106
>Wormter
>>527763125
>Wormgo revenue
Worm banners are killing this game's revenue. KekHoyo must understand.

Belle is so funny in the movie event. There's literally no reason for her to lock in but she does it anyways lmao

>>527763205
by the way that's a sturgeon not a shark

>Wormgo rand Flopter's rerun somehow outsold snowkek
Damn

Ass thread won!

>>527763149
Anon I don't think you even understand what you're talking about.
It CANNOT be a maximum in most of the civilized world because 25 years is simply not a POSSIBLE maximum contemplated in the legislation. For example one standard scale is the one that goes up to 20 years, and past that you have life sentences. There is no "25 year maximum" for any one crime, it is simply not a thing that exists, because past 20 is life sentence.
You can reach 25 as an accumulation of the sentences from different crimes, but not from any individual one. Much less for THREATS.

>>527763561
The tranjan might purge it and I have a theory why

>>527763253
We need skip homo banners to save for waifu banners. It's fucking hell if you have to pull for 6 waifu banners in a row

>>527763640
because he's from a 3rd world country?

>>527762591 (OP)
>S-senior Fu Fu!!!

Official ranking of dogshit characters:
1) Vivian, the undefeated dogshit champion
2) Alice, who got her 30-dogshit streak ended by Vivian
3) Yanagi, so easily forgotten NPC

>>527763681
>>527763718
Too much TRVKE'ing going on right now.....

>>527762591 (OP)
Needs a good licking

>>527762591 (OP)
>Walks up and slaps (you)r agent's ass.

Your response?

>previous thread be like
We don't care about your drama, is funny that you got doxxed but you will never be THAT schizo.

I was specifically promised the opposite of this

>>527763586
Do you not have the mental capacity to say anything that isn't parroting AI answers?
Maximum charge.
Ala, they'll probably have it far smaller if it's a small scale conspiracy, or throw it out if you're just joking and got misheard.
Like murder gets thrown out from life/execution if it was in a coinflipped scenario like the Trolley problem or under threat of your own life otherwise.

She's here on cinema with red hutao

>>527763451
i know but i'm in too deep to stop
also can someone post the pic of wise harvesting ellen's caviar

>B rank on last two Shinyu nodes
>1 star ranks (almost get to 2 if good team)

Is this punishment for not buying S Wengines or min-maxing my CD's?

>insults classic mecha music
>keeps interrupting and snarking about the villain's monologue
fucking dogshit ass "subversive" bullshit, this is making me hate Wise more than I ever have before

>>527764059
Whomst? I'm skipping jew poopoo

Game had too much content...

>>527764549
trans rights!

>>527764260
Anon I seriously do not know how to make it any clearer for you but since you're not addressing anything I've said at all I'm assuming you're just refusing to read so I'm not even going to try.
I will just point out that I have legal studies and it sounds like you don't. Or maybe you do and are simply refusing to read, I don't fucking know, it's an anonymous imageboard.
But regardless, I can promise you that you will find no legislation on planet earth where there is a penal figure for making threats that goes up to 25 years. Because even if it existed it'd be in a third world shithole and it'd be impossible to find online.

>>527763586
Also
Declaration of political assassins is life but also a terroristic threat. It just gets individual crimes as "tiers" in seriousness and need for investigation.
Blackmailing with treason can be life but can just be 5 years with a fine if it's something small like some leaks of a government official's private family members' information.

I will NOT roll for Ju Fufu

>walk the empty TV corridor
>3 Enemys Tvs
>attack the first one
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV >20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV
>20 seconds loading Screen
>Mibibi kills them in 10 second
>another 20 Second Loading Screen
>go to the next Enemy TV

>>527763681
if you didn't whale for her she's not your waifu
No nobody cares that you are destitute

>>527765132
more like Ju Poo Poo!

>>527765183
KINOO SOVL

>>527765183
TLDR

>>527765252
8pedos is in the other tab

>>527764549
What would you have him do? soifacing and cumming in his pants? That's what (you) are supposed to be doing you dummy, of course some dumb zoomzoom isn't going to appreciate it and think it's old and cringe.

>>527765183
TVchads BROKE you.

>>527765425
But I'm right /here/

TV, Nicolefag, Minty, Vivian, Yanagi, Trigger and Caesar won BIGLY

>>527765446
If he's not into it he can shut the fuck up and let me enjoy it without his intrusion.

I'm fixing my hoarded discs while looking at character builds and I noticed that tons of builds always recommend Astral Voice. You only need one Astral Voice on a team right? So basically let's say you just make 3 sets because of DA. What are the important stats that I shouldn't throw away? I have like 200 pieces so I was hoping to wittle them down.

>wake up super early
>jack off
>fall asleep
>wake up late
>jack off
>now my whole schedule is ruined
just another day of ZZZ

Vivian mindBROKE you.

>>527764639
>>527765252
bibi love

Baby making hand holding missionary sex after marriage with the lights off with Vivian

>>527764223
Even if you enable the soulless corridor mode there's still some missions that use the TV.

>>527765872
this but with Xingqiu and Liney

>>527765484
feel free to go bACK and finally rope yourself vivishill

Sex with petite tiger thirens would fix me ong

Chat, should I click that link?

>>527765606
Not how it works buddy, you're experiencing it through his point of view but he's not you and is his own character with his own beliefs and tastes.

>Take a break during vivian banner
>Just finish the hugo section of main story today

Goddamn thats gotta be one of the most dogshit main story chapters in a hoyo game ever

>>527766160
I clicked it for (You) and it's the tag for Hugo x Lycaon knot sex. Do not click.

>>527765183
There are TV shit slurpers ITT that will defend this to the death btw

>>527766176
it only gets worse dw

>>527766176
I actually stopped playing for a couple weeks during that patch due to how dogshit it was.

>>527766161
so??? if he's a huge fag he gets called a huge fag, what is your problem with it

>>527766025
Maybe if you weren't born in Mumbai.

>>527765091
>b-b-but the real law says-
It's a purely efficiency based reason for not conflating the level of seriousness and area in crimes.
Like theft, embezzlement, and grand theft auto are all theft but specifies you stole individual items, assets from an associated company, a luxury valued vehicle.

You're gonna lose every case you'll have if you just ape your year one study books.

>>527765183
we need more of this

>>527766176
1.6 and 1.7 main segments were such a dud the extremely basic 2.0 storyline reads like classic literature

>>527766176
but enough about Genshit and HRT "story"
>chinky pic
falseflagger honkai troony

>>527766176
you clearly haven't played 2.x UNIONS BAD with chinese magic wank saving the day

>>527766376
Why would I be born in Mumbai?

Next chinkland male character LEAKED

>he picked to be Wise
>now he has to see thing with him at the center
>while I get to front row tickets to watch belle get raped in a back alley
Suck to be a wise picker lmao

>>527766595
No shit anon, because I just finished the prior quest a few minutes ago. I do like wuxia slop and Yixuans tits and voice so it can only be an improvement.

>>527766679
You are trans

>>527766415
Okay first of all, for most intents and purposes the US doesn't even count as "the civilized world", because it's one of the like 3 relevant countries that uses the monkey ass common law system.
Secondly, and most importantly, you're individualizing as different figures already, when you talk about "grand theft auto" you're no longer just talking about theft. Which is something that the game does. It talks specifically about "threats against public order", and it says the sentence for that goes up to 25 years, which is retarded.

>>527766595
>unions bad
>corpos bad
>chink magics are scams
>everything is all the fault of a death cult with ties to govs and corpos and glowies
2.0 is extremely based and redpilled

>>527764549
I bet you loved bravern

>>527766176
it does feature a dogshit character so it is a dogshit chapter

>>527765091
Heck, do you even know crimes can be scaled from a misdemeanor to a top tiered felony?

>I told a candy bar
>just have to pay it back or get banned

>I stole an entire row of diamond jewelry
>Get 10 years
>WOOOOW, HOW DYSTOPAIN

>>527766772
uh oh male roller melty. Cope and seethe

>>527766807
meds right now, red hat schizo

>5"6
>193 lb
>3.4in erect
>late 20s
>male

Which agent is most compatible with me?

>>527766787
>care about my fourth world law standards!
Nah. We're good.

>>527763149
>>527763586
>>527764260
>>527765091
>>527766935
how is this ZZZ related?

>>527767020
Harumasa

>>527767020
Firefly

>>527767093
>Talking about the hypothetical law of the game is not related to the game
>But muh shitposting tribalism is!
redditor...

>>527767020
komano manato

Who is having a melty today?

>>527767020
No women is compatible with (you) that's for certain.

ZZZ update/change that gave you pic related reaction?

>>527766814
nta but it was cringe(and)kino

>>527767386
me

>>527767020
average white man

hey now
you're rockstar

>>527767612
Mod? I like that outfit.

>>527767612
We HSR now.

>>527767020
>3.4in erect
Stop bragging

Which female agent would take a beating without ever fighting back? I need to vent some stress

>>527767454
2.0 resetting all my controller binds and locking out L2 for whatever retarded reason it was my EX button and now the game feels like shit

>>527767386
Troonies

Futa cocks in ZZZ?

Can you please stop being mean and perverse?

Tonguing Ju fufu's butthole...

>>527768072
all of them

>>527768167
Cute Corn

>>527768319
nigga she's 14 tf u doin blud

>>527768319
Bro... She's 16...

>>527768320
nice ill give it a try

>>527763253
This post is a bot

>>527767020
Work out, get to 160lbs and start jelqing. In a year you can get to over 5 inches hard if you lock in. You won't be jon longdick but you can pleasure a woman with it

>>527768319
Good luck pulling my tongue out first

>>527768439
>>527768592
Shes my senior
It's never a crime to lewd seniors

>Vivian is T0
I thought you guys said she was weak, what the fuck. I don't need her for Yuzuha or Alice, do I?

>>527768750
yeah dude vivflop is ((((tier 0))))

Headmaid Rina makes my Pen into the Big Pen

>>527768439
>>527768592
damn she got 2 years older in just a minute

>>527768750
She unbricks any anomaly team and lets you clear DA with even shitter characters so i think its justified.

>>527769060
So why did you fuckers keep calling her a brick. I'm to blame for listening to be honest

Oh no no no just noticed that it has Zhu in meta too, the absolute state of paglists

>>527768750
She's great, can make even the shittiest anomaly shine

>>527768690
I have started working out but I'm still insecure about my height and penis size.

>>527768976
Anon's pen ratio is 0%!

>>527769237
???

>>527769140
Homos were so mad that vivian was blatantly for (You) that they shilled against her really hard. Sad!

I never regret skipping lighter lawrence...

>>527769237
>Zhu is a top 6-8 main DPS
Where is the lie

>>527769060
>lets you clear DA with even shitter characters
post your grace/vivian clear then shill

>>527769237
Yes, what seems to be the issue?

>>527769390
I don't regret skipping Faghter and Lycaon's cocksleeve
I regret rolling SAnbrick

>>527769398
>zhudas
>good
>not in the same trash can as Harumasa, her shock-elemental carbon copy
>when she got entirely replaced by a way better ether dps
lmao

Kek, horseking is becoming less coherent with every passing day

>>527767454
them censoring Burnice's ass when trying to take a peek at it from below

>>527769617
The worms from the pagpag have finally reached his brain.

>>527765183
>20 second loading screen
Imaging not playing on an SSD lmao

>>527769786
Brain?

>>527769604
She is in the 6-8 slot, there are 6-8 better main dps's than her and Harumasa is below her.
Where is the lie

>>527769792
I play on a phone. This thing doesn't have an ssd

Ok listen. All these youtube videos or guides showing [optimum combos] and rotations, what's stopping me from just button mashing left click while occasionally dodging? If you're telling me I can't clear the content when I'm unable to play the way I like then it's blatant HP inflation and pcreep. Why would I practice all these gimmicks when I can just pick miyabi and clear everything? Gacha games will always be CASUAL.

>>527765445
Based sex cat

>>527769897
being in the useful character list is the lie

>>527769962
>if you're telling me I can't clear content while playing like an absolute retard I'll cry about HP inflation and pcreep

>>527768072
Trans melty

>>527770110
>still can't argue about the placement being top 6-8

>>527770121
Gachaniggers function like that, yes

>>527770285
I hope they'll continue to struggle and cry about endgame until EOS

I love fat butts
Big, fat, delicious, round asses

>>527770280
Tierlists don't work like that, retard. Shit characters are supposed to be in shit tiers and cop slops do not belong anywhere above T2

>>527769962
This is why we make of ZZZ elitists. You can just roll miyabi or the newest shill, left click spam and get full reward clears. Notice how the tiny dick energy ITT get really mad if you post anything that isn't a max score in DA or kills longer than 60s in shiyu. The trannies ITT FUME that left click casual gods clear easier than their sweaty asses.

>>527764383
Yo this nigga is playing on his phone!

>>527770578
Jamal...

>>527767720
gamebanana

>stopped doing SD, DA, HZ
Life is good.

>>527770581
Tier lists absolutely work like that. If everything below her is worse than her then she stays in the top 6-8 spot for main dps.
You're crying because of what? Are you a Homomasa fan with a bruised ego or do you have a hateboner for Zhu? Either way she performs a lot closer to both Ellen and Sanby than closer to whatever's below her

>clear easier
>struggle to barely clear with meta slop
what did the brownshit mean by this?

zouless zlop zero

>>527770782
based Pipper Main

@527770881
retard

>>527770858
>a lot closer to both Ellen and Sanby
holy delusion

>>527770782
But hollow zero is fun though?

>>527771067
Cope

>>527770989
I never played this game in my life btw

>>527771139
said no one ever

>>527770782
Bro your polys!??!?!?!?

>>527771139
no the fuck it isnt lmao

>>527770451
>>527770285
>Too autistic and poor to like real single service games
>Too egotistical and deranged to admit most people with lives beyond their "hyperfixation" don't wanna spend 10 straight months to stay relevant without power creep affecting them.

wuthering washups have had enough of shitting up the HSR general so they've all returned here.
Ahem. Just a reminder.
WULOST
hahahaha!

>>527771426
>be an absolute retarded faggot that fails to understand even most basic agent mechanics
>blames the game and calls other poor
Embarrassing

>>527771426
Normaltroons love gachas though because they can pay through all their problems. It's brown poorfag turds like you who possess neither skill not money to alleviate the skill issues who are constantly mad and filtered

>Google something about ZZZ
>Reddit post
>look at the front page of the ZZZ subreddit
>It's like 75% ecchi by volume
Good thing all of us are into it for the uhhh... gameplay...

>>527771358
I prefer not to stockpile more than necessary.

>>527771571
>Saintonas is a filipino
lmao

>>527771796
real?

What makes Jane Doe the perfect NTR/NTS character in ZZZ?

>>527771773
>more than necessary.
no such thing exists

>>527771426
But I like ZZZ because its pretty close to action games?

>>527769962
ZZZ for people who don't play it must sound like the most bizzare game ever
It's simultaneously so easy that you can spam left click and win
yet HP inflation is so bad its impossible

>>527771650
>Most basic
>hours of training and months of farming
Are you also the cornfag dickrider who got hung up on "bare minimum" and "toxic positivity", because you just ape technical terms without knowing what they mean.
>>527771697
>Normaltroons
Shown as absolutely mindbroken by the first word, amazing.

>>527772374
>neeing hours of training to understand the most basic agent mechanics
What's next? You're going to try and convince us how knowing the 8 chain rotation on Evelyn is a must to clear anything? How "difficult" every limited is to play?

>>527771139
It is. I'm sad that I finally maxed out withering domain, but now I still have ether difficulty to finish for purge.

>>527769140
It's only one autist that hates her for some reason. Everyone else know that she's broken. And probably one of the main reason that THE anomaly support doesn't even give flat ap instead of lots of atk outside of her premium engine.

>>527772250
>Pretty close
Exactly. It's only a vague simile of much better games the more it has to compensate going full 3D.
>no jump button
>mechanical depth is merely hyper autistic optimization of the same three things and not actually new fun tools
>Set pieces are dull as shit
>NPC animations are worse than PS2 past 1.0
>Has the MGR Revengeance mode problem where combat becomes mostly just popping heavy moves and parries, and keeps doubling down on it

>>527772854
God... imagine if Yuzuha gave a ton of flat AP for the entire team, the Ablooms would be crazy

>>527771139
Agreed, it's pretty much the only good game mode.

>Shiru and DA are the easiest they've ever been
I thought it was supposed to be harder

>>527772558
>Evelyn
Retard, you're the only one to mention her in the entire thread.
And why does she count as not part of the power creep all of the sudden?

have the graphics gotten worse since launch? i swear my game runs a little worse too

>>527769264
Height is a meme. The only ones who care about height are mids on Tinder. You can make your dick bigger, it takes work but you can.

uh oh wutroon melty

>>527773557
it'll never ever get erect but it'll be bigger when it's erect, which is never

>>527773214
>you're the only one to mention her in the entire thread
Because she's considered as one of the "harder" agents and even then she doesn't require "hours" of "training" to get the hang of and you definitely don't need the MAX OPTIMAL 30 CHAIN COMBO to clear content.
You're completely and utterly braindead thinking anything on ZZZ casual play requires "hours" of practise

>>527773557
>You can make your dick bigger
what kind of cope is this?

Ah, its the jump button schizo.

>M0W1 Yu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3CpT8FDEc

Imagine saying the game is hard when you can literally play whilst jerking off

>>527773795
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY HOURS OF TRAINING

>>527773734
>omits the part that counters his schizorant preemptively
Woooow.

>>527774046
We can go higher
3 buttons, no dodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDKXwOAO9mg

>>527773761
There's a honeymoon period between starting to pump and having your dick break that leads a lot of dudes to think they've cracked the code. It's how Monster Truck Astolfo was able to awe the world with his shmeat. That and a smaller than average asian market can of Monster and CC Lemon.

thoughts

>>527773938
Vivian wanks my junk

>>527774224
imagine breaking your dick for a female

>>527774683
commonly held belief is that bigger dick means it feels better, partially corroborated by a study revealing that the larger your glans are the higher the rate of pre-mature ejac, and a lot of people are aroused by simply the concept of having a big dick so it's not just for show or for her.

But yeah, don't break your dick.

>>527774985
who cares about the studies when small dick can't make girl moan, cum and lose her mind in bed?
sounds like a dicklet cope

>>527774123
>Has no counter argument against anything I said and can't articulate his actual problem
You're a clown for thinking anything in casual ZZZ play requires hours on end of learning and practising. Why should anyone take you serious when apes can play better

>>527762591 (OP)
The gameplay of zzz is very repetitive and boring

>>527775351
but enough about Wuwa

mouth breather hours

Saintontas status?

>>527762591 (OP)
Soon as I talk myself out of rolling for Jew Fufu I see this!!!

>>527764549
Nothing wrong with that, Wise played wow in tbc then moved over to ck, dorf fortress and factorio. Belle is the genshin player that grew up with gay ass pokemon and gundam

We just have to be strong for for 3 more months bros then we should have good looking characters again.

>>527768690
>>527769264
Nah it's lowering the natural Estrogen in your body, which can be caused by overeating and sleeping too late.
You can get your inches back to its original state, but not increase the overall size. It's what your dick should've looked like. I had a 7 inch dick as a kid and now it's 6 inches with phimosis on the tip.

>>527775491
He slopped and flopped
I think the last he mentioned ZZZ is when someone linked him a bunch of A rank teams beating the DA bosses and he got mad and refused to watch the video in its entirety, left the stream, returned and started banning people bringing it up in his chat

I bet Belle takes huge shits

https://files.catbox.moe/o6sl90.jpg
Thoughts?

>>527771873
well because she can just say "I had to do it for a PubSec operation" but her heart will always belong to you!

>>527775945
Wheres the rest?

>>527775737
The next three banners are some of the best looking shit we had, period. Right now the banner is pretty shit though. Just a bigger Anby..

>>527775945
Horse cock is no fun when it's attached to an actual horse. It needs to be disproportionate to the tiny girl it's attached to.

>>527776038
that is all

>>527775737
True, more time to save tho

>>527776110
They are all basic af. Go play the tranny mihomo games if those are your favorites.

>>527776158
HRTroony...

>>527776586
Orphie is peak

>>527775737
1 week*

>>527776586
>AAAIIEE STOP ENJOYING THE GAME
Why are angry troons like this

>>527776586
Right back at you. Do I complain or do you?

>>527774053
Made for spitroasting by Vivien Banshee, Nicholas Demara, Lucius de Montefio, John Smith, and Hoshimi Miyato

>>527776719
She is only going to be good for one character its going to be rare when someone has two ults.

>>527776796
I just keep it real.

What do I have to do to make Pulchra show up in my contacts?

>>527777021
God forbid someone doesn't share your garbage opinions

>>527774459
I tried this comp in HZ and it was kinda shit. Maybe I played it suboptimally but I think I do more damage without using Koleda and just on-fielding Yi all the time.

>>527777234
Get an event where she shows up in your store. Just keep changing time until she pops up maybe

>>527777560
>Just keep changing time
Oh ok. Thanks bro!

hagslop killed the game
hebeslop will revive the game and make it flourish

>>527777742
ywnbaw horsey

Post your waifei pics

Which agents have the best tits?

>>527778440
Lycaon/Lighter

>>527778440
komano manato

>>527775743
>but not increase the overall size
You can, there's so much info on jelqing out there. It's come a long way the past 5 years. It's one big mound of tissue that can expand with bloodflow and stretching.

>>527778440
Rina's are the largest
Ellen's are the pointiest
Yanagi's are the best presented
Caesar's are the perkiest
Nicole and Burnice are tied for bounciest
Yixuan has the deepest cleavage

>>527778440
'Nagi, perfect size and shape which is just enhanced by her Office Lady inspired out + long legs. The *clack clack clack* she makes while running in heels is insanely satisfying.

>>527778698
Tell me about Pulcra, why does she wear the mask?

>>527778964
She doesn't want people booping her snoot.

>>527778775
What about Trigger?

>>527779152
most heavily armed

>>527778775
Ellen should be the one getting a summer skin

enough time has passed
ZZZ did chinkslop well enough that it did not give me china fatigue

>>527778964
She's big girl

>>527779646
I don't like the 24/7 temple management with endless omni coin farming. I am fatigued after reaching lv 45. I know this type of stuff is popular in China but its not worth it so I'm putting it on very low priority.

>>527779728
4me

>>527779878
can't you just stop selling and craft thousands of the weekly hand in items?

>>527779878
I'm talking about the feel of the game. Themes and aesthetics and story and such. Temple shit is mostly optional anyways and I go in to check off some stuff once a day

>>527780552
>rest and recovery dispels the gloom

>>527778440
Shifu because of shape and jiggle

>>527779646
It didn't do it well enough, it was just mediocre which is "better" than being overbearing like other china patches. Still a net negative to the game but not quite as doomed as I feared. Just gonna hope Obol lives up to the hype.

Why is the Shinyu Defense music such fucking aids. It's probably the only bad track in the game but man is it ear rapingly bad.

Bros...

>>527781349
idk, I just mute the music and play some LP songs

>>527781185
And the weight, not enough people talk about the weight, Shifu's boobs look so heavy and soft to hold and play with, more so than any other character

Nicole...

>tower updates in 28 days
did it reset before and I'm bricked? I haven't touched the new tower since it came out

>>527781674
>he skipped 2 whole cycles
Holy bricked

>>527781537
i would push her away immediately for invading my personal space

>>527781547
DIE YOU FUCKING PAEDOPHILE FREAK

>>527781942
They really need to make an arc about fixing our relationship with Zhu yuan, she needs to apologize for being so rude

>>527782213
that guy looks indian

Ellen Joe.

What do you think of her?

>>527782848
I like Jane Doe

>>527782848
Is she a mammal?

Lewd pulchra https://twitter.com/bluethebone/status/1935004513204658534?s=19

so when am I supposed to be using these
I also have a bunch of standard banner rolls, do they rotate the selection in that?

I just got Yixuan. I heard that nekoball is just fine for her.

True?

After playing Hugo in the event, I think I regret skipping him because that gameplay is fun

>>527783097
Use them whenever, bangboo don't matter
>>527783187
Any S rank weapon with a crit main stat is better than any other option except her sig

>>527783187
just buy the BP and grab that one for her
you're not a poorfag right?

>>527783496
Hmm, I was working on maxing out Lipgloss, actually.

all these are hand crafted animations

>>527783657
Can't wait to mod her shorts to be shorter
No reason Yixuan should be walking around with half of her ass out but not her disciple

>>527782538
I see it...

>>527783657
Fufu really does stick her ass out for 90% of her animations.

>>527783956
imagine her rotten chinese food farts..

>>527778775
I'd add:
Evelyn's are the jiggliest
Grace's are the sweatiest
Pulchra's are the furriest

>>527778775
Based anon with logic and fairness

if this guy turns into a hollow or whatever they are i'm fucking done

>>527782848
i love her

>>527778440
Miyabi
not too big, not too small, just the right amount of firmness... just perfect like the rest of her

>>527784370
Wuwajeet...

>>527784370
ok

>>527782848
https://litter.catbox.moe/ebij3x7ljc771ilz.jpg

>release agent
>their wengine options are sig, brick 1, brick 2, and brick 3
I'm gonna stop rolling for agents like this, just you wait

>>527784798
just like every gacha

>>527784798
just roll their sigs

>>527784593
if you think about it this stuff looks like indian folklore or some mudra shit or whatever

I will wait until the last day of Fufu's banner to see if anyone has made a good enough mod to justify pulling her.

>>527784746
Miss Rina, Ellen is being indecent again...

>>527785028
I'm gonna make a mod to replace fufu with diona

>>527784943
just looks like your average anime power up

>>527784593
The current China story ends with the bad guy turning into a hollow as well

>>527785182
Well now I'm just not pulling for her anymore

I was going to hold my first pity pass for Mibibi but I got impatient and happened to win 50/50 and got big tits.

I think my brain is too small for this. I use EX for parrying and hit ult when the bar at the top is full, I know that much...

>>527785243
>>527784370
hollows?

>>527785243
>wuwajeet is retarded
many such cases

playable wise and belle will transform into mystery hollow nigga resembling joyous/sunbringer just like in my guyver mangas

I haven't gotten a disc upgrade in months and the ones I do have aren't even that good what an awful system

>>527785243
that sucks, but don't spoil it gwo

>Hugo battle theme
>DEMON FANG!
this some tales of symphonia music

>>527771738
ICGPT

im skipping shifu btw

I don't get the appeal of wuwa

>>527785996
>another one skipping
Shitfu's revenue is not even gonna reach 100 dollars...

>>527785996
ok

>>527785996
who you waiting for?

>>527786241
(you) fufu

Is it even possible to clear task force 8 with Miyabi?????

>>527786241
yuzuha and her ball!

>>527775656
most Gundam doesn't fucking count

>>527766814
Bravern is cringekino. It also goes a layer deeper than ZZZ
in ZZZ the proxy say something snide and steals the momentum of the scene
in Bravern people poke fun at the giant robot blasting his own theme music and the robot just blasts it harder or keeps going uninterrupted

>>527786453
please tell me her ball isn't black...

>>527786615
I like how they gave special sound effects to that NPC ghost lady

>>527786736
wuwajeet....

>>527786736
wuwimp...

>>527777882
>an ancient evil awakens...

>>527778735
Jelqing got debunked more than 5 years ago.
>It's one big mound of tissue that can expand with bloodflow and stretching.
Only bloodflow. Doing cardio can really help you with Erectile Dysfunction and/or lasting longer. Stretching does nothing.

>>527786663
.

>>527787206
mibibi....

ZZZ for this feel?

>>527787297
WHAT THE FUCK

Has there been any lore about the moon? Half of it is consumed already. I feel like they're setting us up to go there soon with the Aerospace HIA theme of 2.0.

>>527786241
Jufufu, Orphie, Idols, Sneed

>>527771773
this is such a cope bro... just say you dont have the characters to clear it or say you're too lazy, either one works.

>>527783097
You want to roll the faction bangboo for whatever team you're building. Unless you're building a team with three mismatched factions in which case get one of the generic damage type ones. There is some meta bangboo discussion on how some bangboo are better at stunning or anom build up but it's generally relegated to the realm of speed runners.
Standard banner does not rotate. The characters on it are permanent but there is also a chance to obtain standard wengines when rolling on the standard banner as well as all A rank agents (excluding the newest A rank agent on the current banner).
It's generally worth rolling on the standard banner. You can obtain some good S-rank engines, standard S-rank characters for which some are good to have such as lycaon, rina and koleda and you can obtain all A ranks and dupes for A ranks.
If that isn't enough then when you roll an A rank or S rank agent or wengine, you will get residual signal which can be exchanged for limited banner rolls. The amount is not negligible. You can often obtain a reasonable amount of rolls for limited banners just by rolling on the standard banner.
There's not really a good reason to save standard banner rolls unless you want to save for future A rank agents in the hopes you can snipe them from the ever increasing A rank agent pool on the standard banner.

>>527787453
Melucunny has no equal in this soulless game

>>527787463
what's wrong bro

>>527787527
>obolkino
based
>kids
cringe

WARNING: 2.4 Boss requires you to do a Daigo Parry.

>>527788093
>Miasma clock goes purple
>pure KINO ensues

>>527788093
>ZZZ has no gamepl-ACKKKKKKKK

>>527788093
Holy shit I didn't realize but it really is the daigo parry.
https://youtu.be/JzS96auqau0?t=29

>>527788093
>>527788436
Wuwabros.. we lost...

This is a bizarre level of melodrama to be coming out of a loli Vtuber with tire bear ears and shark teeth

>>527788093
Shit man I bet this actually feels a lot cooler than spamming Ex as yixuan and just nuking the fucker. I'll try him with my jane team next time

>>527788093
>smoke all your parry points for literally no reason
>when you can just dodge and walk away
ZZZ babbies, everyone

What are some agents that help me avoid misfortune and disaster?

>>527788645
retard

>>527788645
>parry for no reason
>impaired
You got mentally impaired dumbass.

>>527788645
genshitard...

more (you)s please

>>527788645
>even starts with no parry points to show how parrying her flurry costs nothing
expertly crafted bait

>>527788615
It's a lot more optimal this way even with Yixuan teams, unless she's mega whaled and can nuke her ass

>>527788987
i accept polychrome payments for (You)s

>>527788392
>the gameplay is pressing the spacebar at specific times like an osu rhythm game

>>527787297
what a good mommy

Why are there random miasma versions of the Hugo and Jane bosses in chinkland

>>527788645
>>527789003
You also get half an ult for all that... that Lycaon has than half decibels at the beginning, and at the end it's almost full. And he didn't even parry.

>>527789357
In Wuwa you don't even need to do that doe you just parry by mashing attack

>>527788645
>dodge and walk away
>boss tags in bringer
>get hit with bringers lingering sword hit box

>>527787453
Melusine loves Gudao forever

quickly, should I bet on Urawa reds or river plate

>>527784798
No agent in this game requires their wengine to clear endgame

>>527789518
>wuwa out of nowhere
i'm a day1 zzz and genshinfag.

Final opinions on Pulchra Fellini?

>>527789357
THATS HOW EVERY BUTTON IN EVERY GAME WORKS!
>In darksouls I have to dodge at the right time like an osu rhythm game
Asshole.

>>527789843
>>527789518
>>527789357
I mean this is basically the norm for mechanical combat aside from stuff like bullet hell.
I don't know what your point is.
Imagine playing Touhou and going "Wow, so you just have to avoid the bullets."

Remember Anon....

>>527789518
>BUTTBLASTED WUWAJEEET
OHNONO

>41 to pity
>1 roll to a guaranteed A-Rank
>Panda is at M5
>Figure fuck it I'll do the 50/50 for a possible M6 panda
>Get M1 Astra instead
Well now I have both M1 Astra and M1 Yi Xuan trying to M6 Panda

What Thirens taste good, are there any?

>>527790301
Try Yi Xuan banner next. Her M2 can't hurt.
Obviously M2 Astra would be better since you can use it in other teams too

>spam QA with yx middle gear
>3 minute hollow.zero run
Damn comfy

>>527790301
just get him from the shop...

>>527788273
Is that how the boss works? I never bothered learning it, because YX can mash through the whole fight. So I did. Both in DA and HZ15.

>>527790301
is that supposed to be a problem? Both M1's are the best in the game.

I imagine that Thirens and humans are very cool, but Thirens are actually racist towards each other.
Pulchra looks down on Nekomata for being less pure.

>>527783657
Crafted with just one hand yes.

>>527790507
He's not in the shop until 2.1 I'm pretty sure. At least I thought the selector worked by pulling from the standard pool and new A ranks aren't added until the next patch
>>527790460
That was unironically going to be my next question lmao.

A new element has dropped: water

Your task is to define its Anomaly effect, which has to be distinct from the other ones.

>>527788645
>parry points
The dude bought the card that gives you unlimited parries.

>>527783657
ZZZ animations always look so smooth compared to other games.
It's almost as if they have more frames or something, but they don't.

>>527785447
Just roll fufu then you could play yixuan braindead

>>527790750
No, you have unlimited parries for certain attacks. Like the robot guy with the electrofists.

>>527783657
Is Fufu a PAWG or a PAAG?

>>527789695
I'm well aware.

>>527790715
Applies a slow effect and has a chance to apply GEYSER, which causes a burst of damage and slows all enemies caught in the AoE, also FURINA A SHIT!

>>527790586
dumb
would obviously be Nekomata looks down on Pulchra

>>527790914
Is it for that attack only? I thought it was for the whole robot fight. Although only his combo can be parried. Its other attacks are red flashes.

>>527790715
It slows enemies the fuck down. Like they're moving through water. Add an aggressive drippy visual effect so you can tell when an enemy is affected by it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSOSiwoPTDE

what is yanagi feeding her?

>>527789987
I still need to build her new set she's rotting away at m6 she's alright.

>>527789987
Thirens peaked here

>>527791231
we both know

>>527791231
>open video
>EN dub
>close video

>>527785447
You don't need to know much more than
>Use EX to parry
>Tap EX until Ult
>Ult when charged
>Hold dodge and then swap during charged move
>Only use Hold Normal Attack if they're stunned. Make sure you do the full duration if you do use it.
Shit like holding normal and holding dodge without a charge for grouping basic mobs is nice to know, but not at all necessary.

>>527774053
mad fur luv duvey sex with caesar king

make this crab into a zzz agent

I can't even clear HZ diff 2 with Hoshimi Miyabi
You can now laugh at me

>>527791480
you will never... be japanese

>>527791712
Giant enemy crab...

>>527791713
Just do Ultimate + Anomaly
It doesn't get obnoxious until Ether Activity 12.

If I start the game now roughly how much content is there to do? I've been bored and need something to kill time with. Also I love ass

>>527791806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhEil7fSoZk

>>527790715
When the water anomaly procs, the enemy will take 50% extra damage from weakness damage. Anomaly damage is of the element the enemy is weak to and relatively low. Multiple weakness' will trigger this damage multiple times.

>>527791901
>Also I love ass
you'll fit right in

>>527791901
I would put current main story in the realm of 10-20 hours.
Aside from that, there's a bunch of main side content that can extend it to 50+.
Then you have even more minor game modes and objectives which can push that to 200+

>People trying to have conversations about the zzz gameplay
>Constantly bringing up "wuwa could never" unprompted
You people are as bad as the shills. What a completely mindbroken general.

>>527791085
For DA Typhon I believe it's the whole fight. Tower Typhon doesn't have it at all which is kind of retarded desu

>>527792156
No one brought it up for multiple posts until your falseflagging faggot ass.

>>527791901
you love ass?

how long until evelyn rerun?

Stoppu

I want to Fufu the Yu but I don't have any use for her.

>>527789338
it's there...

I can't stop.

How come every fucking guide advise to build discs focused on attack or % damage but all the try-hard clears stack PEN instead?

>>527792543
*smack*
*smooch*

>>527792035
>>527792686
Holy fuck

>>527791231
Consider this: until devs got tired of people laughing at shark being dogshit Soukaku was literally a better DPS than her, yes a free giveaway A rank support agent

>>527791901
Big butts is our specialty.

>>527792035
>>527791901
>>527792686
>>527792309

>>527792874
its not that they're just big, its also they're well rigged too

>>527792773
It's for specific teams that have a bunch of ATK and DMG% already.

>>527792451
4 weeks

>>527792773
You don't stack pen, you just have PEN5 disk which is Best in Slot always unless your character has 100% pen by itself for some reason.

>>527793051
I want to stack PEN and fight Trigger

we posting butts?

>>527789517
>he didn't even parry.
yes he did blind retard-kun

I'm strong

I'm starting to feel the FOMO. Should I pull for Astra's w-engine?

>>527793415
Nicole owes me dennies

>>527793520
just use sokakus

>>527793415
Ah life is so hard.

>>527793520
no
if you have to pull for a w-engine, make sure it is at least for an OP DPS character that has no good cope option

Summer Komiket is around the corner.
will ZZZ ever have a good doujin?
will Sweety get a doujin?

>>527793415
You can level 2 agents with that

>>527792773
Aside from Rina, this is the main reasoning why you would use PEN%.
Applies to any team or character that can hit the thresholds.

>>527793583
how did Wise get a bbl and a six pack so quickly?

>>527793894
Every girl sucks Belle futa cock tho

>>527792156
I didn't give two shits about wuwa until that one faggot started spamming this general so now I'll never not take the opportunity to take a dump on it any time the opportunity arises. Deal with it.

>>527794061
>>527793829
ranma?

>>527793894
Anon we kung fu.

thoughts of my canon belle?
https://files.catbox.moe/ixnnh9.png

Speaking of flat attack - how come that flat attack on disks can sometimes give more base attack than attack %? I think it was even on a character with a lot of base attack and not some support with fuck all

>>527793894
astra is gay

>>527794403
my dick looks like that, it's hard to peel the the skin back

>>527793894
astra is retarded

>>527794591
Wise...

>>527794562
gay... for penis

>>527794775
..of belle.

I know where this is going...

>>527789987
Luv

>>527794836
...'s brother

>>527794286
>>527782538
>>527775737
sniffing shifu....

Jufufu sisters we are only an 8...

>>527787885
gotcha, thank you!

>>527795059
shifu smells foul

Does this game have sex?

>>527789987
KYUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>527795059
>>527795160
she smells like wood

I’m annoyed by art where girls have bigger tits and asses than in the game. Just accept that your jufufu has the body of a little boy. She’s not bottom heavy. My disappointment when playing with her ingame model was immense.

>>527795059
This but Jufufu

>>527794636
I'd like to see Burnice get genuinely angry for no particular reason. Like really angry.

>>527795597
She has that one friendship event..

>>527795597
>for no particular reason
better yet for pulchra

>>527795508
bro her ass is huge for her size

>>527795360
It has two.

>>527795374
I really wish I was that bangboo

>>527794286
How are the students even paying attention

I only play this game for Grace and that's it.

>>527795984
She sucks their cocks 3 times

>>527795984
they understand she's chinese

>>527795947
kek

>>527795734
I really wish I was that bangboo

>>527794635
She tries her best.

>>527796659
mario kart with astra all day

>>527796903
watching astra and evelyn play mariokart all day!

>>527792874
>It got updated

I wish we could have kept SC6boos

>>527796903
turning on all the retard handicaps and letting her win.

>>527795508
>boys have tits and asses
do pedos really?

Today I got Astra Yao and I'm enjoying the quick assist gameplay

>>527798548
KOT GET YE GONE

>>527794775
OH NO NO NO NO

>>527798719
>belle
so yeah, like he said
astra loves penis

>>527798771
yeah, Belle Futa COCK

>>527798548
>KOT GET YE GONE

So all that aftershock needs is literally more damage? You just press a button in the new challenge and shit mysteriously vanishes by itself

>>527798548
KOT GET YE GONE

>>527798548
KOT GET YE GONE

>>527772374
>>527774123
>>527788645
>>527789357
This is just sad. Every day it’s more of the same... You guys can't be THAT bored at the call center. This ragebait has no art to it. No finesse. Little timmies on roblox can get better reactions.

>>527788093
I clapped

>wise players dated belle
>belle players dated wise
another big fat L for bellekek pickers

The fuck is ju poo poo?

https://files.catbox.moe/gzlot9.jpg
Shifu...

gonna fap to xingqiu

>>527801285
racist thiren
https://files.catbox.moe/gp85yl.mp4

>>527801201
the humiliation ritual must continue
next gravitational attraction, belle choosers will get mid-movie backshots from lighter

>>527763161
Go make dinner!!! Or maybe read your manga faster instead of shitposting from morning to night!!!

>>527801201
>both getting thrown under the bus

hang in there, little boos

>>527798548
KOTTO
GETTO
YEEEE
GOOOOOONE

>>527802045
hit 45 today I am free for the week

>>527802045
fire those blacks

>>527802056
CAESAR PAIZURI

>>527788093
I'm tired of pretending this game still lacks sovl

>>527802206
they are working to finance their replacements

I wish i was a girl

>>527802690
wisepag...

>>527792721
Artist added it, I just now saw what the other image in the set is.

Every black screen should've been a comic panel

>>527768359
That's hot.

>>527802848
wuwajeet...

>>527801497
I remember legitimately thinking XQ was a girl until after 2 weeks of playing