>OngoingBlack Rock Shooter collab - 6/5 โ 6/18
New Jersey 3D dorm
August Von Parseval memory
Grenville META(Cruise Pass) & Hatsuzuki party dress skin (Cruise Pass)
Kawakaze META - 6/5 โ 9/3
Nakhimov farmer collab skin
Illustrious naked apron skin + ring
Taihou-chan rerun
Augments for St. Louis, Warspite, Hardy, Choukai, Peter Strasser
>UpcomingBisoku Zenshin S2
Atelier Yumia collab
Confluence of Nothingness Rerun(Bismarck Zwei)
>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates.
/alg/ doesn't have its own discord.
>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt
>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png
Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygM
Fleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/
PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73Jc
Fleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/
Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg
EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl
CN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/ไบๅท็ขง่ๆฆๅ้
>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/
>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn
>Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaY
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>>527643303
Georgia's the one getting "whooped" here
>>527862180>new alsace skin>it has more "appropriate" covering for her tits than base
Today I discovered that, when crafting and enhancing augments, you do not have to tap each augment stone individually. You can tap and hold the icon and it will tick up relatively quickly.
Took me about 3 minutes of holding the button to craft Baltimore's augment out of the little blue stones.
Now I still have to figure out what it does because the text is simultaneously very verbose and vague.
Which botes can best ponder my orb?
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Yay!
funnily enough there's almost no alsace, mogu, etc in the sister thread its mostly
>enty
>taihou
>lusty
>formi
>bismarck
>richelieu
not even as much eugen etc as you'd expect, or even atago
>>527863423What does this even mean?
Wasn't the BLACK ROCK SHOOTER collab specifically tied to one of the animes? As far as the actual characters go, they seem to keep their lore ambiguous and focus simply on their basic characterizations
>>527864178Why do you keep bringing up the so called sister thread here?
Belfast? What is she fasting for? Is she... Belfat?
is this game worth getting into these days? I like the idea of the game and girls are hot, but im worried that like some other gachas ive missed out on too much content from over the years
>>527864274its the unofficial official sister thread its interesting to compare the two
Put the shikicum in the bag, shitkan
>>527862967Anon, give me the sauce for these, I beg you.
Krauts are the most erotic faction
>>527864430Not really, no.
Steer clear immediately.
>>527864648Checks out, silver hair girls are also evil.
>>527864430Ignore
>>527864720 and just do it
Start f2p for a bit before you consider going further and paypigging
>>527864614It's all from the same AI slop spam pixiv account it's not worth it anon
>>527864951>Richelieu*raughs*
>>527864850You couldn't be more wrong.
>>527865247my bEloved hero
>>527864929I know it's slop, but hot.
>>527864929Riche, Anchorage and Cheshire are just way too cute not to save them on my computer for later use.
>>527865715HINDY WATCH OUT!!
>>527865991Not canon
Here's the canon version
>>527862180>>527862270I'd take a qos wifesace tbf
>>527866254Oh... right after the wedding? So cruel.
>>527866395Bitch deserves it, that way the succ can legally gain all the whore's assets
>>527864178>>527864951I believe the problem with Alsace in bln is that her gimmick is too overused compared to riche or mog, see gascan who had her share of attention back then
Still huge bait thoughever
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131701650
>>527866859Dunno man I spilt lots of seed to that mogasace set.....
>>527865715>>527866254here is the real canon ending (they had 30 kids together so far and lived happily ever after)
https://x.com/ZURIFFIN/status/1895460594960187492
https://x.com/u_sgsk/status/1934945042101326085
>>527867413Whatever happened to Belko these days
Belfast...the only meido I'll ever need.
>>527868869I prefer Scylla, but thanks.
What's the best current sub fleet lineup?
>>527868869my lovely meido
>>527869050I think its either a burger sub fleet of Flasher, Archerfish, and Albacore or the traditional wolfpack set up
Are we getting a new event next week? Shouldn't they have announced something by now?
>>527869470>this skin is gone foreverFrom what I heard a while back, blu ray codes don't even work anymore. It sucks. That blu ray skin would have made for an excellent retrofit look.
>>527871110Good morning
You didn't good morning yesterday
>>527869532Most likely when the Bismarck2 rerun is underway
>>527861728 (OP)Pity Nagato isn't that thick.
>>527868869Belufasto my beloved
A bote just flew over my house.
>>527874713Nagato has gigantic ass on every fan art, I'm starting to think it's actually canon now.
>>527864225Judging by the designs they seem to be from the 2012 anime. To try to avoid talking about the NGE-tier emo shit and pseudophilosophical nonsense, they are doppelgangers of a bunch of middle school girls (if I recall correctly the doppelgangers are all a few years older than their respective girls, thus why they're taller than them) in another dimesion, constantly fighting each other.
>You know, I see it and feel it~
>The age difference in our love~
>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~
>Hey, wait up, please~
>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~
>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~
>The distance between us in our love~
>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~
>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~
>Becoming a love that burns silently~
>>527876605Most of the art depicting her as a PAWG is by the GOAT lapis
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1935306507006132635
>Dear Commander,
>Headquarters will carry out maintenance on 6/19, 12:00 A.M. (UTC-7) for approximately 6 hours. Highlights of the upcoming version are shown below.
>For detailed information, please check our website: https://azurlane.yo-star.com/news/2025/06/18/maintenance-notice-6-19-12-a-m-utc-7/
>>527878054She's a PAAG tho
>>527878492Fraudulent and homosexual
>>527862259>>527862967>>527863639WOW ARE THAT PROCEDURALLY GENERATE PICTURES
OMG ANON YOU ARE SO BAZINGA WOW WOW SO AMAZING
DONT LISTEN ABOUT HOW BIG OF A LOSER YOU ARE KEEP BEING BAZZ
>>527880613To be fair azur lane doesn't get much real art anymore so we can't afford to be picky
>>527861728 (OP)Nagato retrofit when?
Mutsu retrofit when?
Nagato augment when?
Mutsu augment when?
Why haven't you married Scylla yet?
>>527883650Couldn't find her irl yet, but as soon as I see her we are getting married on the spot.
started a few days ago, when can i get my Sovetsky Soyuz?
>>527883650I don't like how much time she spends with my dogs
>>527884337Trafalgar would be far more memorable if she was Niimi height and retained her large stern and titties.
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>>527885321I'm sure she's pretty chummy with Azuma.
https://x.com/nokaa_aru/status/1934944675649245512
https://x.com/K1234Es/status/1935231869114794277
>>527886035Literally who?
>>527885321She gets along with my Kishiyo dog wives just fine.
https://x.com/CoolSummer0604/status/1935321860188901861
Which bote can be trusted to take care of SKK's little brother?
>>527886035That looks nothing like Intrepid.
>>527887512Yeah cause intrepid is boring
how am i supposed to unlock Saint Louis when it asks me to earn 2 mil xp on dogshit vanguard eagle union ships? What is this torture.
>trying to keep the thread alive with unfunny essex images
grim
>>527893398I don't have sex, where do i even check which ship is vanguard outside of sorting this shit in my dock? I only have Indianapolis, Houston and Laffey(1)
fucking shit sucks!
why does my game randomly do automatic battles
what does locking ships do
who boat girl is good for mission???????
>>527893328You will inevitably build more burger vanguard botes, don't be a grouch.
>>527895332i want nooooooooow though
>>527894415>why does my game randomly do automatic battlesYou can adjust the autobattle settings on the mission screen.
>what does locking ships doPrevents you from deleting botes you intend to keep and not fodder off.
>>527893919Just use some blues or greys if you're that desperate, there's no way you don't have a ton of them. Portland's a good start since her retrofit is still a good tank for non up to date content
>>527893328Back in the day Cleveland was one of the best vanguard ships, don't act so spoiled.
>>527895473You can't build Sanrui without a stable fleet of frogs and burgers.
>>527895663ty ship fren
why doesn't it feel like my big ships in the back fleet do anything
Which bote would celebrate her birthday party completely alone?
>>527896289none there's always manjuus who love everyone
>>527864648gote's face when my small pp
>>527868151lion's face when my small pp
>>527868809thaihoe's face when my small pp
>>527878742hatsucutie's face when my small pp
>>527887131dog face when my small pp
How would your life improve with a Marco Wife in it?
>>527883650I already have. I cant marry her again
>>527896173Did you equip them with any kind of gear?
>>527896948I'd be very happy every day, first off
reminder that skk canonically only has enough energy to sex a bote three times per day
>>527897608what would birb do if I told her that I prefer more modest medium sized breasts?
>>527896557>manjuus who love everyonelol they do it for the money
https://x.com/Ochin_Johansson/status/1934887854536359957
>>527898152I am NOT that weak to bote feet
*cooms*
>>527897332i didn't, i wasn't aware they didn't have any by default
>>527898543extremely sex post
https://x.com/zank37336643/status/1934944018363982121
>>527899513Dunk ma bien aimee
>>527883650Too intimidating for me.
>>527901898Reminder nobody will ever look at (You) like this
>>527899513Not too bad for AIslop
>commissionHope he didn't get scammed too hard
"Resident SKK how do you plead?
We'll need your testimony on the stand
Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth
So help you SKK, now raise your right hand."
Essex, your honor
May I explain?
My brain has claimed its glory over me
I've a good heart, albeit insane
"Condemn him to the Rapefirmary."
I do skip all essex posts
>>527861728 (OP)https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/2761932/post/10018174
>>527907839Do the japanese even like fat assess?
>>527908942not him but I think the game is kinda hurting itself by neglecting more moderate sizes, like it's either FAT asses or lolis that don't really mix with the current lewd direction of the game, and the middle ground is lost to time
>>527905817B-but- Mogador will Fuck me dry!?
>>527907839Lovely nagasex
>>527909506I agree with that, the lack of middle ground makes a lot of these recent botes seem samey
Kind of surprised we haven't gotten a single teaser thus far of a new bote from a future event this year. Of course, I guess there's still time to do that for EN Anni.
>>527907839>Look comments>Skye: Perfect!So true
>>527907839Mutsu has the proportions of a bowling pin.
>>527905973I filter every single shitsex post
I don't want to bother with META fights anymore.
>>527912942it's time to let go
>>527909019Napoli looks better without the stockings on in that skin.
>>527914849Nah, it looks good on her
>>527861728 (OP)That's a big butt
>>527914849Improved it by emphasizing her cameltoe
Dead master skin or 2 shaorma?
Essex takes another victim.
>>527912942>Toggle for opsi to prioritize mission objectives during auto explore>During events, clearing any map gives you a free META coordinates so you can fight the boss for free once, I always ask for this in surveys
Is the regensburg swimsuit worth getting anymore?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131718127
Wait, are they not rerunning the NJ swimsuit skin? Or did they just not picture the offbanner characters' skins
>>527921170The hands look like AI lmao
>>527914849>>527916381The Japanese netouyos and feminists fear this
>>527921210Apparently not, no anchorage and taihou either
>>527922169Taihou got one recently though, so I can understand that one not being there.
>>527922169that's fucking tragic, I specifically saved gems because I wanted to buy the NJ skin rather than getting one of the new ones
>>527922586Well, there's always black friday I guess
>>527923002botes are too fertile and sexy
>>527923002Based cuckchad
Do I even matter to botes?
>>527923920i keep seeing this, what?
I regret not getting bani's cny skin...
>>527922291I want to breed her
>>527923916(You)? No
(You)r skkock? Very much so
>>527924528wait so botes dont actually love me
>>527923916>>527924593No, only the dock workers.
>>527924593all women eventually fall in love with you if you dick them enough
it's what my JAVs taught me
>>527924593Botes are basically mind controlled to like SKK so take that as you will
TB and Navi probably actually like you, since they are relatively free-willed AIs
>>527925807like 90% of them
>>527925901hmm, on one hand im perfectly fine, on the other hand i do want genuine love
>>527925901>TB and Navi probably actually like youI groomed them
>>527926147>on the other hand i do want genuine loveThat's what humans are for.
>>527926317Could be
>>527926147Fair enough. Botes are robots anyway so true love between a human and machine seems a bit dubious at best.
>>527926548maybe, but i still want that true love
>>527926147>i do want genuine lovehere
>>527927747i love Vanguard so much
Is the rainbow Proto Spearfish any good?
important poal
https://poal.me/nqymvv
https://poal.me/nqymvv
https://poal.me/nqymvv
>>527926916I did like it better before it was suggested in the game that the reason voted fall for SKK is due to them being more or less predisposed to because of cube affinity reasons. I like the idea of winning them over because I'm an uberchad in the AL universe (or whatever other type of guy a bote desires).
>>527933943>like the idea of winning them over because I'm an uberchad in the AL universe (or whatever other type of guy a bote desires).yeah this for me, i think its kinda dumb that they added that reason and it makes the love feel less special
>>527937104oops, not even dido
>>527934458FWIW, if you are the only dude on a base with 700+ women, at least some of those women are going to be into some wish fulfillment type scenarios just so they can have some sex, but that's still different from having them fall for you because they are basically programmed to (because of cube magic, genetics, or whatever).
>>527938169>at least some of those women are going to be into some wish fulfillment type scenarios just so they can have some sexwdym? but yeah still it's kinda different since they're programmed to from the beginning. no slow burn up or character development regarding their love
I don't feel bad about botes being programmed to love me, what I don't like is all of them being in love with me, because I don't really care about most of them.
I hope AL gets a pudgy Dido sister one day.
>>527940028God I love me some Didos
Which bote will love me forever and never ever let go of me even in death?
>>527938169I agree in general but I think the easy solution is to say the intensity depends on the botes and their reactions on their dispositions. So maids like Sirius are captivated by you because of MC sexual plot armor and that's fine, given all her lines about obsession. Then there's others who are much more wary like Bismarck who have to open up over time, and they basically start at an attraction level of "noticing you" and then the intensity builds more on mutual respect and demonstrations of competency rather than pheromone exposure.
I think they will eventually reveal SKK is a male bote and has been the entire time, and that would explain the animal attraction between botes and SKK, as well as his presence in multiple realities.
>>527941237https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Erebus
>>527938435>wdym?You have the only penis on a base that is otherwise populated entirely by hundreds of women. Some might not be interested in sex all that much, but some are going to be desperate, and some will be in the middle. There will be some sexual frustration among some that needs to be released. Some might even just want to see a dick out of curiosity (like playing doctor or some shit like that).
All that's ever been said about about your cube aids is that you can draw out their strength. (You) being a good leader and a kind, thoughtful person is what draws them to you, and after years of story, your own reputation has started to precede you.
There's a reason why botes all start at "stranger" and can drop to "disappointed" with misuse, you meet the botes and grow closer to them over time like any human relationship, and you can also (though rarely) fumble them.
I hate to damage the rare thoughtful lore discussion but the "there's too many botes and only one Skk" argument is a telltale sign of the fatetranny's presence. Next he'll say they should get dicked by people who aren't (you).
>>527942981i kinda got the same vibes that someone would say this or something similar next
>Next he'll say they should get dicked by people who aren't (you).but really how do you fix the whole "1 skk and 700+ botes" argument without going that route
>>527942723Nah he's a bote
>>527942401SKK is tasked with herding cats but he's not the only male they know of, its clear there's males in HQ/the broader world, the historical past, and other male commanders(Mikhail) in other timelines.
The ships probably just don't have much exposure to them since they're living in a kind of campus environment for the most part. But presumably faction leaders who would spend less time at dock like Akagi and Bismarck interface with human males more frequently than say some loli starters like Z23 who live on base fulltime.
>>527942981Shut up fag you're talking about the meta (its a gacha game for incels that markets by pandering male power fantasy) and we're talking about the narrative world created by the writers which has characters and plots which transcend those base considerations.
Your whole "um ackshually the official advertising only shows booba" bs is written off as given for this conversation because no one interested in discussing fictional world lore gives a shit about manjuu's business model.
>>527943221I'm basically saying that it's like introducing a breeding male to a pen of female livestock. There are going to be some botes who just want to get a dick stuck in them because birds and bees.
>>527944123Yeah that's true, some are like that
overworking a single fleet until exhaustion!
>>527943182We can't. The only semi explanation is what we see in the port events where we live under Simpsons timeline rules and we just tend to different girls each day without the others growing impatient or jealous. It's the same way with priconne, buruaka, nikke, etc. They want us to suspend our disbelief and to come up with our own versions of how the players romantic life develops. And in these kinds of settings every single character is sacred and for (you) because everyone is bound to have their personal faves.
Doesn't matter if I don't give a shit about, say, Konigsberg, someone else might, therefore she has to remain for (you), logistics be dammed
>>527944941NIKKEs are canonically used for prostitution
>>527944941Yeah, harems are difficulty to manage with so many girls
I once commissioned an azur lane doujin where Zara and Pola get fucked by clams
The strongest carrier of all time.
>>527945860That's not Enterprise.
>>527945583Based. Clams probably have like 30" dicks. Turtles have like 20" dicks they unroll them and they squiggle out through the water to find a female.
>>527946031You're right. That's SX.
>>527946280Thank you, finally somebody that gets it
>>527946582Yep. It's a very niche choice but I get it. Especially if we're talking GIANT clams that can engulf a shipgirl and trap them within their shell to become a tentacle seedbed. I think something as extreme as turning them into pearls after they've become exhausted by giving birth is a little too extreme for my tastes, but I think something like a large fist-sized pearl arriving at the end of a birthing session could be cute. If multiple shipgirls held big pearls as evidence of their insemination and birthing sessions at the mercy of giant hormonal bull clams that could be cool. Imagine them all standing together holding a pearl in their hands over their wombs, blushing intensely with embarrassment, the pearl club knowing their pseudo-offspring are out in the waters on the hunt for more fresh pussy... even their own.
Itโs always so embarrassingly easy to tell when the tranny desperately needs to reply to himself since heโs constantly cheering himself on in his own โorganic discussionsโ
It's Essex Wednesday
Post your rarest Essex on this fine Wednesday
>>527948709Please get help
>>527947141didn't go so far as to do pearl or birth stuff but it did have a scene where vittorio was eaten by a giant clam and turned into a tentacle seedbed
>>527948709can't help mental illness obviously
>>527949362Bruhhhh that's so fucking hot lmao. I'd never in a million years think to pick a clam, but the way she sweet talks him is so good. I like the little crab in the background too that's cool. It's fun to imagine the shipgirls having to deal with sea themed mobs like its a fantasy open world game, where clams can serve the same general role as monsters like say slimes. It's a shame AL doesn't have more of a PVE mode that leans in that direction.
>>527947141So, sentient clams?
>>527950786It's really bad. Like really really bad.
>clam NTR
Just nuke this general already.
>>527951153Sure why not, like X is a sentient crab
>>527952080its only ntr if you aren't a clamchad, stay triggered monkey
>clackclackclackclackclack
NTR is offtopic. Do the sneedfull.
>>527953279>NTR>Off topicSeriously?
Do you guys think
>>>/trash/75806770
should link back to the /vg/ OP?
I'm fucking your botewife, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
>>527953349AL is a quintessentially anti-NTR mobage. Ergo, NTR is off-topic.
>>527953412Fuck off nigger.
>>527953508Okay I will try to add it, and maybe a previous thread desu link too. Might be a bit of a jumble to try and manage but we'll see.
>>527953532Don't be salty and crusty
>>527953425>and there is nothing you can do to stop it.Why would i stop you? I love to share my wives with y'all.
>>527942958Mmm mmmly purrp mmfox wiiiife
>>527954008There should be a guild for co-op players where its accepted headcanon that all the botes of the SKKs in the guilds all belong in the same universe, so all the guildies share them together
>>527954175ok.
Hey jannies, the /trash/trannies are raiding us again.
Is it 3 guys or 1 guy with 3 phones
>>527954595No one is raiding we're just talking like normal
>>527954316Looks like shit
It's one very lonely, bored dude.
I aint lonely, I have all these botes keeping me company.
>>527955046Nah I have irl manjuus I'm not lonely
>>527953532Sauce on that pic?
>>527954595Completely mindbroken
>>527954595you triggered xim
>>527956915He's always triggered tbf
>>527954316the duality of cuckwasher
I have 1200 gems, do I get the regina l2d or the BRS green swimsuit
>>527957421Anon you need to ask your penis
>>527957421You might want to see their voice lines first
>>527957421I'd wait for the bis2 rerun skins personally
>>527957421They're trash so don't
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda
>>527957421Get Regina L2D
>>527957421Get Sex Master's
that skin is never coming back
>>527959183>that skin is never coming backuntil it does
collab reruns are on the menu
>>527959027Zed how am I supposed to focus on all this paperwork you keep offloading on me when you keep showing off your slick pitpussy
>>527959538Doubt we'll ever get kizuna idolmaster or hololive reruns
>>527960375I'm sure there's some legal bullshit why it doesn't happen but I think all collabs should go into the permanent permanent event pool/missions
>18k likes for Cleo's 2nd Bisoku chapter
That's got to put it into the upper echelon of Bisoku chapters
>>527961376If there's a "model minority" for dark-skinned AL fuckmeat Cleo fits it 100%. She's perfect.
>>527961505I don't know what that means, in EN they call her Zed.
confession: I jerked off to Cleo's skin right there on the menu
>>527962241Honestly? Based
Cleopatra will get an oath skin before Dido.
>>527962810I literally don't know anything about Dildo. Cleopatra is actually memorable and easy to pick out.
south dakota, massachusetts, indiana, and alabama skins soon
>>527963901I want chans of them first
>>527963901I want this to be true so I will believe it
>>527963901i want more metas fuck off with your boring shit
>>527964364south dakota meta, massachusetts meta, indiana meta, and alabama meta soon
>>527964364Yeah, but important metas like Enty and Taco
Remember when they were the only 2 metas? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Why is kincora hating dido so much? Both sirius and dido have the same VA so there's no excuse to not giving dido at least a static, same for shinano/vv bullshit, though yunsang makes l2ds more often so that's a half-assed excuse
>>527964931Because dido is literallywho tier all she is is sirius with blueish hair or some dumb shit. There's basically no reason for dildo to exist.
Are BRS' toe nails painted in her swimsuit skin? This is very important to know.
>>527966371Apparently yes black
I feel sad for metas because they come from timeliness where I, their husband, couldn't protect them
>>527964931>there's no excuseManjuu does not concern themselves with that kind of thinking.
They find a shipgirl fancy? Tons of skins, whether you like her or not.
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>>527966583Hermione-sama...
>>527966556Don't worry, Mikhail held them until the bitter end
>>527966936Yeah, thank god she's scrappable
>>527966997Banned by June 20th, enjoy
best security evar! no anthrax letters for me!
>>527968085hey that's the bote who raped me!
>raped
/bag/ is two blocks down
>>527968287nah, I'm the only one she ever rapes
>I am never leaving you again, my Commander... My future, my whole being, I shall give it all to you, so please, quench this thirst of mine and fill this hole inside me...
>Oh, my Commander, I'll always yearn for you โ so much so that I will give you my all, forever. Heehee... Nobody can ever take you away from me...
>Commander... Oh, my Commander... Ahh, finally, you've come! The waiting was killing me! Now you're mine and you're not going anywhere!
>My Commander... Ohh, my Commander... I think about you every second of every minute, and I couldn't stop thinking about you even if the thoughts filled my head... Ahahahaha!
>My Commander... I want you so badly today that I might just "lock you up" for a little while... You'll allow me to fulfill this desire of mine, won't you? Heehee!
Total META bote love
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>>527968287No.... that's Taihou!
>>527968396For me its her being built for incredibly rough sex, like the idea she got strangled to death or had her head cut off and now she's just a sex zombie is so hot
>>527968750My dick dies the moment I remember her design stems from a halloween mashup from the antichrist of AL
>>527968396>My Commander... I want you so badly today that I might just "lock you up" for a little while... You'll allow me to fulfill this desire of mine, won't you? Heehee!HE WAS NEVER FUCKING SEEN AGAIN
>>527968897I don't think about that at all, I just think about the Ring girl. But not the real one I don't like scary movies that shit's too spooky but all the porn that came out of her is so fucking good. Zombie ghost girl who kills you being stuck in a hole in the wall hentai meme'd and fucked in her face and fat ass that hands out of the TV is an awesome cure to killer ghosts. The same logic applies to Taihou META too.
Oh you're big mad and spooky and have floating ghost mask lackeys ok PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!*
*Botes can't get pregnant
>>527969134holy shit she killed him?!
>>527927747Thats fresh air these days
>>527945583>clamsyou show me
>>527966556That's why I wish Manjuu would give METAs skins or at least EX lines. Hell even have them appear in the Port Timeline SOL events. Show the METAs finally getting to enjoy a peaceful life with SKK.
>>527971061That would be conflicting the existing botes' life narrative
METAs were a mistake anyway
overstressing a bit this whole account deletion thing, i tied yostar account, is it enough?
>>527971591Yes but tie another service to it to make sure
What are the chance we'll see Siu become an official illustrator
>>527973460>SiuBut that's satou daiji
>>527973460Hopefully they don't lean on Siu much, his stuff is weird. It's not just the black dudes his Scylla dog pic was fine but he's quite repetitive. He also gives many girls nipple piercings for some unknown reason.
To top it all off, I don't like the "haze" on his art. I don't know how to explain it, but it looks like all his pieces are fuzzy and have a soft filter. I don't like it.
>>527973975this, he's repetitive and weird
>>527973460He mostly draws Azur Lane so you could he's an unofficial AL artist
>>527974032Yeah the sameface complain was pretty accurate. Similar issue as to mrskull/ratatatata but without any of the charm or creativity of that artist.
>>527973460i hope very soon, maybe manjuu cures the nignogs out of his art
>>527973460When you become a real woman
When will Akashi sell botefication pills so I can become a secretary and suck SKK cock all day
Will you get any skins from the rerun?
Does the regina swimsuit have armpit animations?
>>527976240I'll probably buy the rando pack if they have it and hope for swimsuit bis
>>527976240if they actually include the New Jersey skin then I'll definitely get it but if not we shall see
>>527976495There's no bag sadly, I got this last year
>>527976916No bag? Fuuuck. I won't buy shit then, RIP.
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>>527975997I mean she'll definitely sell it to you but they'll work as well as those chinese hormone pills you're popping on the regular. Which is to say not at all. You're a big hairy gent with extremely pronounced masculine features that needs regular shaving and that's never going to change about you.
>>527978018Yeah true, I'm out of my girly phase where rando dudes hit on me in the bar thinking I was a girl. It's no big deal, like shipgirls its just a fantasy that will never be a reality, like you losing your virginity. All we can do is take our licks and keep on trudging forward.
>I'm out of my girly phase where rando dudes hit on me in the bar thinking I was a girl
Jesus Christ. You do always deliver as a lolcow, I'll give you that.
>>527978621You wouldn't get it, its never happened to you
are botes really sluts if they only lust after one guy?
As my first order of business, we will take over Mark Pinepepper's farms and sell them to our valued developers in the Dragon Empery
>>527861728 (OP)those are some fat asses
I'll never play this game
>>527981802Don't worry neither does anyone else
>>527980632You can act slutty without being an actual slut.
I boughted the BLACKROCK SHOOTER skin because she's extremely cute despite her chest size if I'm tbqhing with you.
I'm fucking OG now.
>>527985813For (Me), yes.
>>527986026Basically it means you own a limited FOMO item or skin that will never return to the game.
>boughted
You should have bought an English lesson instead.
>>527986214>game released in 2017>buy skin from 2025>ogRetard
>>527986346oh fuck yes just let me sniff all your farts out of your asshole
>>527986262I bought you're mom
>Grope Shimanto
>She practically exposes her pussy to you
What did she mean by this?
>>527986360So OG is like picrel?
>Realized that today is update day
>Can't play around with META fleet immediately
:(
moles are disgusting
if I wanted to observe skin cancer I'd just look at 3dpd
I'm gonna manhande Regensburg
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9496944
>>527977896Laffey sleep sex
wtf it booted me out of the game????
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK I FORGOT TO DO MY TRAINING
>i forgot to tell my guildies about reset
UHHHHHHH brothers? My game?
>>527987383This is probably the OGest skin
>>527988983I've been wondering what the first ever skins this game had were. I didn't start playing until 2020 whenever Hunter's event was going on.
>>527988119>tfw no beautiful cosplayer gfy liv
Let's gender bend canon SKK, so they are now male.
>>527989186>3dpd nigger>y livyou don't have to
>uma musume global next week
>>527989312the azur lane coalition is proudly capitalist and anti poor
>>527989472Really? Too bad I no longer care. I would have played it like a few years ago.
>>527989472Why did they even bother? it's going to flop.
It would have flopped even back then at the peak of its popularity
>posts a man
not beating the 3dpd poster is gay allegations
In other news NJ officially joins the vore bote club
I'm not against 3DPD, some of them are really fine, especially when dressed as a bote. I still have chance in life.
I feel viscerally sick when I see a disgusting h*man pretend to be a magestic and perfect bote.
>>527990837NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTE FOOD
>>527990837who are the other members?
>>527991182All the crazy bote
Most of tempesta
Kaga
Eugen
getting turned into a stew by my botes, getting consumed by all my botes, becoming one with my botes forever by getting consumed by my botes
We're hitting tiresome levels that shouldn't even be possible.
>>527991604This guy is a faggot
No news on next event yet?
Belfast
Belfap
Belfat
Belfag
Belfab
Belfad
Belfax
>>527992187Krauts
A mini-event
End of the month
That's all we know
>>527991117THATS NOT WHAT YOUR DUMB HAPPY FACE SAYS SHITCAN
>>527973512What was his most recent work for AL officially
See you on friday for first new announcements?
Thoughts on azur gay? skk x skk
>>527992856bro check the news, boteification is happening
>>527987383OG as fuck.
I kneel.
>>527992914I don't think even the biggest san fran fag that gets off to getting mega gay AIDs would be able to stay gay after a day with botes
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WHERE IS THE NEXT RESEARCH SEASON ANNOUNCEMENT IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND!!!!
>>527993075Tempting granny
>>527989472>p2w gachalmao, lol
>>527993202Just hang around the trans botes
>>527993217might come with the upcoming event annoucments or wait a few weeks until mid july
Lovely botes in the onsen!
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https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1935614315832524826
>>527993861Enty, Bel, NJ, and Mutter, my beloveds
>>527993861>seven fucking years
>>527993861>Checked anni website>tried Konami Code>nothing happenedI am disappoint.
>>527994612Well yeah it's azur lane what did you expect
>>527993861I forgot.
Which one comes first, JP anniv or this one?
>>527994754this on so EN anni
>>527994612You can play a phonograph, though.
>>527994856E retro soon, I feel its in my Lucky E
Is it going to be another Frog event for EN anni? Slavs? Krauts? More Dutch?
>>527995078Wonder why they announced it two months earlier, picrel is the last year anni right?
>>527995308We're supposedly getting a Kraut mini event next week. And since JP anniversary will be the Jap event, the only options are French, Burger or Slav.
>>527995537Don't they usually put out new EU botes for EN anni?
Why is this dragon god like this?
>>527995767No
>Krauts in 2022>Frogs in 2023>Burgers in 2024
>>527961624But she's just tan.
>>527995451Not unusual for them to tease the EN and JP annis more than a month ahead of time, especially since these involve offline events people might have to RSVP for, or at least make plans ahead of time to attend.
>>527995446noshilegs won my cum
>>527861728 (OP)Will the Yumia collab have Ryza return chars? (please say yes)
>>527996509she's an American after all
>>527995446AI literally took over real artists job now, I feel sorry for them. In a few years you won't be able to tell what's AI and what's not. I'll fap regardless.
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>>527996576You will like the slopa
my first wife loves me guys!
>>527996659It'll probably be like previous collab reruns where there will be two banners, one for the older ships and one for the new ships.
>>527997457NOOOO NIMIIIIIIII
>>527993861Wonder if they'll give EN another UR retrofit this year.
>>527997457do your paperwork first you absolute shitcan
>people are now fucking with pillows
How low can we sink?
>>527998837>nowsweet summer child
>>527998923It wasn't a thing 30 years ago.
>>527991054I don't like whatever are those under their eyes
>>527998280Enty retro
I believe
Big E retro + NJ aug. I can feel it.
I cum inside E's pussy on daily basis
>>527999995>NJ augShinano first. She was released earlier.
>>528000915Deuteronomy 22:5
Game's up, if anyone still plays
>>528000973I love stockings
Do I use BisZwei in a mob or boss fleet?
you use her in your bedroom
idk how to play azur lane properly i just put 6 girls on a team and watch them float and shoot stuff. I played this game for a year before i realized their are different types of ammo and armor
>>528004994I don't know, I don't even play this game.
>>528004994you must also masturbate in the meantime
>>528004473What do you mean?
>>528005463yes like these, but for real.
>>528004994I know someone who doesn't know most of the game's mechanics but still got through W12 so that's not too bad
>>528005463Cleo would never tho
>>528004994You can try blue archive if you want mechanics that matter
>blue archive
>mechanics that matter
the only mechanics that matter are pregnancy and so far no game on the market offers this and haramase simulator will never be finished
>>528007462Blue archive has pregnancy
>>528003723Why do azur lane fans have such weird fetishes
>>528007953Yeah and when students get pregnant the halo of the child shows through the belly
Very hot
>>528008092No, you retard.
>>528008318If you don't find it hot then you're gay im sorry
>>528008817Well, I think you are the big gay here.
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How tall is Musashi again?
>>528009327What the actual fuck
>Dear Commanders,
>The 7th Anniversary of Azur Lane is approaching!
>As we draw closer to the celebration, more details will be unveiled on our special anniversary website. Stay tuned, get ready to celebrate our 7-year journey with shipgirls together!
azurlane7th.com
French themed event, French UR confirmed for next event.
>>528009327Dude this is awesome lol pls post the link
>>528009538zara is the reason i started playing this game
>>528009552eh not big on frogs but Enty looks really retarded in that pic lol very derpy
>>528009729Yeah she's hot as fuck
>>528009729What do you like about her?
>>528009957her big pizza rusticas...
>>528009552Surrendermonkeys can lay off the URs for a couple years after all the shilling they got
>>528009647https://catbox.moe/c/w8f1s3
again, this is really not actually fapable
OvA more like ONA I'm gonna plow this brat
>>528012665A lot of it is pure lulz but some of the dialog is highly fappable imo, this will definitely get nuts out of me for years to come(no pun intended)
>sucking himself over his clam dick fetish
>he paid close to a grand for this autistic smut
i forgot to buy lusty's naked apron skin
>>528014901It'll be back for Black Friday.
>>528015093i thought the cutoff date was June 1st?
>open game
>download update
>le dickwasher login screen fucking again
day ruined
>>528014645Thanks for posting my wife
>>528014524You're literally talking to yourself
>>528015229Oh well shit, maybe you're right.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1935699091415265588
>Commander, the Confluence of Nothingness Rerun event is currently ongoing! Bismarck Zwei and Regensburg are awaiting your orders, Commander! "At long last, I, Bismarck, have returned to the battlefield!!"
>*Thanks to the artist Kuro (@KuroshiroX) for creating this amazing piece of artwork for us.
>>528016803eating out bismark
>>528016803They sure love doing this kind of angle
>>528016903cunnilingus is gay
>>528016770Replace the clams with any generic big dick monster and its a solid premise
>shipgirls lose battle>shipgirls take cover in spooky sex lab>shipgirls get mind controlled into lots of sex
>You're literally talking to yourself
>t. guy autofelating himself over his commissioned clam dick smut on a dead internet imageboard
>>528016803I got Zwei and the others but Regensburg continues to elude me...
>>528017116You're retarded bro I didn't commission that I just like doujins and tentacle porn, so clams don't bother me anymore than bugs or tentacle monsters. If I had commissioned the clam orgy doujin I certainly would have mentioned it in the past during all the time I was talking about Scylla getting fucked by Anubis. Take your pills schizo.
>>528017008didn't ask for your opinion fag
>>528017018Even with clams that's way too many clams for this shit
white skk has sex with asian botes
>>528017351Well well well..
>>528017409Alright, but who have sex with white girls?
>>528017014also what exactly was too cartoonish about this art style?
>>528017537also white skk
>>528017582you dodged a ban there, well played!
>>528017409what about non white skks? who do they fuck?
>>528017381I think it goes back and forth between silly and hot, but I like that too. Some of my favorite demon doujins have cocky demons with a good sense of humor.
I think its neat though the little footnotes on rape clam ecology, I always love to read those in MGE doujins and the like. Seeing the ecology and reproductive systems that these authors come up with is very interesting. I'm a degenerate but I like that kind of fictional worldbuilding a lot. So the line about the alpha clams NTRing the beta clams while the juvenile clams observed and learned was a cute addition.
If there were a hypno mindbreak doujin where shipgirl anatomy was talked about in detail while they were being body modified to cum from having their nipples clamped or whatever the fuck happens in hentai, that would be awesome.
>>528017669>non white skksmore like non canon skks
literally who purple destroyer
>>528018062There's no proof that canon SKK is white.
I know Trinidad is a literal who purple ship but god i want to fuck her
>>528018412damn, that's a big white cock
>>528018456Lou and Bilo my beloveds
>>528018104nobody cares but here you go anyway
>>528018140Botes would mention it if SKK wasn't white/asian since that would be quite noticeable, and they don't generally make asian cultural references without explaining them, so we can deduce from that + main character faction/bote being eagle union(americans) and Enterprise that the SKK is a white american, age uncertain but lines indicate something like 20s-30s, probably mid-20s
>>528018786>nobody caresright
>pity (You)s/samefagging because literally nobody cares about your purple shitter oath
pathetic
>>528018786No clue who that is but I'd dump a load in her she's cute
>might as well bother clearing the normal stages for the daily x5
>stages don't have the updated perk of only needing to be done ONCE for 100%
Given that back then they were spammed pre/mid/post-battle, I get that they'd have to rework how the story cutscences play out. But fucking lazybones.
>>528018926Botes never mention the race of brown/black botes, same applies for SKK
They don't care about it
SKK is female and she is brown.
Cope, seethe and dilate.
>>528020073We don't have many examples, but that's clearly not true for Cleopatra. I think if the SKK were dark black she would mention how he had been "blessed by the gods" or somesuch. In fact they make many references to suntanning lotion/sunscreen etc, which is mainly for more pale people.
>>528020438Should've been a gold or purple rarity, instead of blue
>>528020189Wouldn't be the case if no one's doing it
>>528020438Should've been a common rarity
>>528020185I know this is a shitpost, but that just reminded me of some slop fic where a brown fem skk got tag teamed by futa biscuit and eugen
>>528020702That sounds awesome. In my headcanon Bis2 has a big retractable horse cock and she is enthusiastic about using it. (but maintains her overall reserved personality)
>>528017716Clearly I'm nowhere near your level if I don't give a shit about all that crap, also it should have been just a giant clam fucking the bote and emulating vore but not literally
>>527986735High class escort gf
Help keep the sister thread alive until I get back!
>>>/trash/>>75806770>>528021503Everyone has different interests, its all good. Could always commission more from AL fans by trading them gems. *nya*
>>527986735>no canon navel piercingtrash
>this is your maid for tonight
>>528022013I don't want this.
if your name isnt cleopatra you need to make like Caesar and leave
>>528022013New skin when?
>>528022013my lovely wife
>>528021696>all goodMy ass it's "all good"
>>528022013for every night
>>528022352stock is already the best
The perfect solution to Alsace's heat issues
>>528022352hopefully never
When is PR8 gonna drop? 3-5 weeks from now?
>>528023692That one should be revealed in the next 2 weeks honestly
>>528022612Not a fan of that skk's dark skin....
>>528024610You are 19 minutes too late and how is that dark? That looked more like a simple "don't focus on the man" discoloration to me
>>528023692hopefully never
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>>528026712Why the fuck are the lips so distracting in this style, what is the point
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>>528026712Cute holy knight wife
can't wait for bln sistets
Iโm so sick of the fatetrannyโs rot pocket stench
>>528027616Stop shilling it here then
>>528027616i'd rather not see cuckshit
Me before Taihou bunny outfit
>Hmm shes hot but kinda basic
Me after Taihou bunny outfit
>PLAP PLAP PLAP Im tired of you teasing me im gonna put my kids in you and I dont care if you cant get pregnant PLAP PLAP PLAP
Me before Taihou bunny outfit
>Hmm shes hot but screechy as fuck
Me after Taihou bunny outfit
>Hmm shes hot but screechy as fuck
>>528026712But why can't she hang out with me
Is she i play the game on mute
Me when Taihou
>PLAP PLAP PLAP im gonna put my kids in you get pregnant PLAP PLAP PLAP
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>>528031449noshipussy will bow before the might of my skkock
I'm bored with these super big boob boats; there are too many of them. Who are some medium boob boats that I can buy skins for?
>>528032376My daughters are so cute
>>528032523>medium boob boats
>>528032828Is she a medium boobs boat?
Time to fucking die shitcan!
>>528034873Cumming on shimacunny eyebrows
>>528033538Didos are stacked as fuck.
>>528035336sandwiched between them
>>528034873shoot me and I'll shoot inside you, bote
bote?
dicks?
in?
my?
ass?
cumming?
inside?
until?
i?
explode?
>>528034873Iโm putting a lock on the carrot field
I always though Dido class botes are all maids.
i had to pity for bismarck zwei
>>528037096Folks don't even know what that is.
>>528037705Idk either but it sure as hell ain't a glue gun