Thread 528033321

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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic will be held in 6/21, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
>Twinkle Legends Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v9w4Tr48Xh5mXWHSLGGUU_XEYY148t7wqPd9120QjBU/edit?usp=sharing
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases 6/26, preregistration open: https://umamusume.com/

>IP News
Uma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing

>Thread Circles
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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/up4f5
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:
https://www.umavpn.top/
Card Score Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharing
Support Card Evaluation Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing
>Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst

>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
Register here: >>524354428
Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

>>528031657
>aisloppa troonslation
>body type 1 type 2 trainers
>removed all mentions of umas being for (You)
>anything that can offend troons got changed, even the basic shit like "chaser" in Laisu's ult
I dunno man, global sounds promising to me!

You didn't have to start off the thread by acknowledging such a bad post.

MARE SEX

Oh nyo…

I just want to have sex

Bend over

Hmmm... Nyo.

I will NOT praise Durandal this week.

>>528033770
>removed all mentions of umas being for (You)
That's a good thing actually. I'm from a HI3 background so I consider all self-insert shit to be non canon anyway

The eternal clash

>>528036293
They should press their boobs together

>>528036068
NYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>528036257
It's not, but at least HI3 had a good balance. (You) didn't exist in the main story, but at least girls were all over (You) in side events. God, if only Himeko listened and settled down with us...

You have entered Cerberus domain.
You will never escape.

>>528036959
Inu Musume has no power here as long as there is no sanpo.

>>528036959
Dumb dog

>>528036959
I inflict psychic damage!

>>528037317
What if you headpat her?

>>528036893
why are you responding to blatant bait
fuck off

>>528037750
fool, this makes her stronger with ultra super yaruki!!

>>528037918
I want to protect her smile.

>>528036293
I wouldn't call getting stomped so hard that that you develop unironic PTSD a rivalry.

>>528036068
You have to praise your uma, or else she will seek it from others.

>>528036257
>>528036893
Yeah HI3 is a yuri game and the appearance of a male really ruined it

>>528039414
Hot

>>528039630
The samefagging is so transparent it’s almost funny.

>yuriniggers
Looks like the globalcord is here. Sorry faggots, this game is for straight men.

i want orfevre to peg me though

>>528039968
Based

It's never been more fucking over

>>528040396
>tfw no tiny Chrono to whisper hons facts into my ear

>>528039968
According to /uma/ 100% of all umas marry their male trainer the second they graduate (though they started fucking like rabbits the moment they met)
Yet, none of the named older umas who did graduate ever mention a husband or even a boyfriend...
Curious indeed

>>528039630
>mfw I've filtered out newcancer buzzwords and don't even see half the trash that gets posted

Globals are welcome

>>528041890
Horse so respectful of the Flag they don't want to step on it...

Why are you seethin all over sexuality related to global, you guys are a bunch of homos, let them love who they want, for me McQueen marries Teio, they're a cute couple.

>>528041657
How would you know it's half of it if you don't see it?

why hasn't this thing been rangebanned yet

>>528042164
Loose figure of speech, I have not personally verified the exact proportion and don't care to

>he likes t*i* too
and the abyss gets darker

You didn't give me a horse,
You gave me a Donkey!

>>528040396
umamusume are for putting in my pocket

This is the result of Machico, /ourgirl/, abandoning us

3DPD is shit, I'm only here for hors, don't care about your gook banshee.

>>528043234
post more dacchi

Pocket hammer.

>>528043085
fuck off incel retard. the "3DPD" is why your uma even has a voice

Godolphin are going to take all the Ascot G1s at this rate

>>528043381
I telepathically posted this reply

>>528043381
you forgot to attach your post with a "imagen" FAGGOT

>>528043503
it's up to reve to prevent that from happening

>>528043503
>broke the track record too
Shiiiiiet

>>528043381
>incel
yup, it's the baiting retard

>>528043381
noooo *ncel is a slur you're making this an unsafe spaaaaaaaace

We should just take it easy.

>>528043085
Newfag detected

>>528043503
Solo race at the final stretch lmao
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/1935720547830128987

>>528043381
trvke

>>528043381
melty over no one liking m*choke-o

Quite funny how the horse mafia's pacemakers aren't working for this year's Ascot G1s

Translate the name of this skill

Yoshidas bought an active 3yo Italian mare
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1935732461276950735
https://www.grandeippicaitaliana.it/en/news/klaynn-sold-to-teruya-yoshida/

>>528046094
Blue Rose Closer

>>528046094
Blue Rose Cringe

Does anyone remember which promo art/pop-up shop this outfit is from? I swear it was an official thing but I cannot for the life of me remember where it's from.

>>528046094
Looks like “Nigger Tranny Faggot” to me

>>528047184
I can do you one better "Spic Ziphead Kiker"

Are you fellas staying fit?

>>528048013
I went cycling today in scorching heat for 100mins. I am trying to get fit again.

>>528043085
Don't talk ill of the one sparing your life

>>528047184
>>528047606
Uma locker room conversation

Quick, save Teio!

>>528050752
Literally do a flip,
It would be the most graceful swan dive off a diving board

>>528050752
I'll help her up and then make her jump. I don't want her to get hurt by falling from there, but she needs to finish the training.

>>528050752
At this height, hitting water is like hitting concrete. She's dead no matter where she land.

>>528050752
Quick, Teio, grab my boner!

Teio is CUTE

>>528033321 (OP)
made for nakadashi...

Horse pussy, feet, and tits

We hate machico here

breed ai-chan

>retard's valentines event
>she teases you about how your brain is just full of her
sex

>strongest mare generation
>all end up marrying their trainers
aaaaaiiiieeeeee

>>528052932
What did she mean by this?

>+30 energy
>-5 spd
>futorikimi
nyooooo....

>>528053916
damn it still feels fresh to me that we were just watching them dominate their races IRL years ago before and after the game got released...

i remember how wild it was to see LoY win f&m turf in US then dominate HK right after

>>528054121
They ate it all. Oguri will be pleased.

>Mood down
>go on date with hags to raise it back
>mood down again the next turn
Kusoge.

how smug would ruby become if she contracted with a manlet torena who was actually shorter than her?

>>528056165
She wouldn’t be very smug for long because for a trainer to be that short, he’d in danger of getting trampled to death just walking around the halls of Tracen.

>>528056380
GIWTWM

>>528056945
But you'd die!

>>528057454
and yet, those who go their whole lives without being trampled by beautiful uma musume have not truly lived...

>>528052334
Delete this

>>528057663
Or just don't be a manlet and live to tell the tale.

Reminder to call out ever troonylator apologist like
>>528033060
>>528045505
And tell them to go kill themselves.

>>528058694
kill yourself EOP subhuman. you get what you deserve.

Have you been playing the Umamusume bootleg games?

>>528058694
>digging up old posts just to stir shit
Nice try false flagger

>>528059543
>old posts
Kill yourself back to your discord, tourist.

>>528061227
woah...

My cute wife Teio

>>528061227
Cute and sexy dork

Sega Sex

>>528062171
Pancake

>>528061541
BASED

Post more t*i* ryona

>>528062714
Thanks

Teio Smash

Need more lewds

>>528063056
At least 7 kids. At least.

>>528065424
As many as she wants.

>>528057992
my counterproposal: shrinking down into a manlet so that more umas can IMAGINE me

>Steam Uma added third party crackproof, effectively eliminating Linux users from the scene
It's starting dacchis

>no Linux users
Oh no how will I ever manage to go on with my life

is there a reason why she is drawn in cowprint so much? real world reference or in-universe joke? Or did people just decide she in particular needs it?
Not complaining, I love cowprint bikini, just curious why this one

Because she's a cow, not a hors. Simple as

The minotaur strikes again…

>>528073658
she pretended to be a minotaur in one of Durandal's training story scenes and went moooo, the rest is history

>>528073895
We only have one cow

>お出かけ with Haiseiko cures bad condition
the fuck, I had zero idea. am I retarded or did everyone already know about this?

Janny is a fucking cow. You can't convince me otherwise.

>>528074336
No, there are more cows, cope.

>>528068998
Holy based
i wasnt gonna give global a go, but now theyve dabbed on subhuman linuxfag scum i shall

>>528074412
Yes.
Unless you're getting assfucked by bad RNG though, you'll probably still have your Positivity buff from the event that lets you stat going out with the hags though, so it doesn't see a lot of practical use.

wolf(cow(hors))

https://youtu.be/yVCGxrARBJo?si=M5-8-QjkO7iy1mqV&t=176
Born to run

>>528073658
>>528074219
This and she has huge udders.

>>528056165
I don't care, just give us more Ruby content.

>>528079096
we'll get more when they implement Eishin Sunny, Kyoei Tap and Agnes Flora

Damn if only we had thread IDs

>>528046585
>Italian super mare
I'm starting to think that he's actually seriously considering starting his own breeding farm.
>>528047096
It's from a collab cafe.

>528041373
Mr C.B. backstory? Oh wait you're a yurifag.

>>528036068
You monster. How could you not praise this.

>>528077514
Dirty udders

>>528054285
Clearly, the answer is to date more with hags.
If you're lucky torena, you might get the legendary (jealous) status from your uma

>>528079096
We Wuv Wooby

>>528082395
>you might get the legendary (jealous) status from your uma
Which uma and to what degree of jealousy are we talking about here?

>>528081352
are you talking about fujita?
because that article is about a yoshida, they already have a breeding farm

>>528083535
Now that is a good question...

>>528084356
My brain. I misread the name.

>>528059942
Anything not in the current thread is oldpost kiketarded

>>528084357
Somebody please step up and marry this uma already.

>>528072725
Don’t laugh at them. They are a oppressed minority. Arch users btw

>>528084679
Dumb horsbrained

>>528074412
selecting haiseko for the random event is also the only one that increases bond gauge for your supports

>>528076772
>be hors
>hiiiihiin go fast is fun
simple as

nice

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1935880280587350077
Globalbros!

>>528092673
> Pick Umamusume to
....well that's one way to say "pull with your wallet"

which triple crown actually had the toughest classics competitors?

>>528093250
oouuughhh they really shouldn't have done it like that, it would have worked better to keep the original characters and subtitle them in the same font

>>528093250
holy fuck is that ugly

>>528093250
based indog typesetting

>>528093250
Pachinko font is based.

>>528093250
My inner keibafag is mad.

Cheer Nature is best Nature

>>528093646
>>528093250
>Pachinko font

>Find a bunch of uma merch at a shop
>The only thing for Spe was the ramen sitter I already had
I'm sad.

Why don't they just convert Umamusume from gacha to pachinko game play?

>>528034097
sauce

yarujan, hakase

>>528093250
> Tokyo Yushun
....people still call it that? Thought it's Nippon Derby now

>>528096912
https://japanracing.jp/en/racing/schedule/graded/list/2025/0601derby.html
Not sure, sometimes they keep Tokyo Yushun and sometimes it's just Nippon Derby

>>528053916
2019 is just built different. Pure seiso and romance. Bonquet will be just like that too especially she is the only one with no G1 wins.

>>528083535
there is one so far, Orfeve REACTING after seeing 2 umas oggling on her trainer (servant) and wondering why he is putting a lot of effort for some tyrant.

Shows that not all umas are happy to see someone attempting to gaze on their husbando.

>>528097217
> Even in JP the big red words are Nippon Derby
Why are they like this

>>528097217
historical reasons, by today it is much known as Tokyo Derby.

Why is there no option to send my umas to the glue factory

>>528098675
Which conflicts with the naming of the 2nd leg of the new Dirt Triple Crown, so I'm guessing there's gonna be a new international colloquial name.

Why is there no option for umas to turn their trainer into a glue factory

why is there no option to have sex (H-scene included) with my uma

>>528098172
>>528098675
>Look up JRA's site for official naming
>It's Tokyo Yushun
>Navigate through the site in different ways
>It's Nippon Derby
Yeah they're simply dumb

>>528098883
Dirt 2nd leg is Tokyo Derby, not to be confused with Tokyo Yushun / Nippon Derby

>>528098875
How many of you guys do Nuzlocke runs of the game?

>>528098172
>>528099157
It's Nippon DA-BI

>>528099097
You can't self insert as a 20 inch stud

>much posting about DAAABII
UUUOOOOOOHHH KAAANNNDOOOOUU ToT

Derby isn't even a real word. Why do they keep saying it like that? It's pronounced dabi... DAAAABIIIIII.

D'Arby

>>528101393
*Dabs on you*

My uma has career ending pregnancy

https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2615
>All casuals implemented except 5th anni umas and Furioso (8 left)
They could realistically announce on-release casuals at 5.5 anni at this rate.

This global promo vid reeks of heavy troonlation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIY0zlm1JM
Tact doing well as a mother already.

>>528103868
With how successful Nox and Croix (technically) are, and with the Dura line fading, every mare is gonna have to go through Kitasan at some point. I wonder how the fanbase will react to that.

>>528103990
as long it doesn't blend with another sunday bloodline, it is fine.

>>528103990
tact isn't, she's too inbred as it is for them to give her to another sundayman-blood
they gave her to benbatl instead, and I wouldn't be surprised if they give her to drefong next since it would be the same amount of inbreeding as benbatl (aka not much)

>>528093250
Man that font and typesetting looks bad, especially for Arima Kinen
why didn't they just make it all caps also?

sexo mile!

Who's the likeliest Uma to get lolcalized as a zoomer after they get troonslated?

>>528109207
All of them to an extent, but probably LoY

>>528106732
sex sex sex
breed
breed
breed

>>528109207
Helios

>>528109207
How would gyarutalk be translated, zoomer or valley girl?

Ass Wonder

>>528109786
Uhhh going by Priconne they made gyaruspeak into zoomertalk. I don't even know what's the point of that since zoomers aren't going to play this game.

i want sex

>>528111921
No sex today, only running regimes.

Wew a new farm

>>528113032
nvm they just added the Ltd

>>528112571
Silly ningen,
There's always time for sex

>>528113148
No, get your ass out on the field and start running.

>>528113202
How come there's no Do-M uma yet?
Will it get the writer's knees popped?

Feng shui

オタク君さぁ…

DIGITAN SEXOOOOOOOOOOO

>>528117847
sex…

she doesn't got much attention until she got release and now we know how much she loves you.

still didn't get her story translated unlike Chrono and Algebra.

>>528096661
hamster musume

holy sex

>>528119861
sauce?

>>528119932
You have AI derangement syndrome, that's from Sarcophage

>>528120990
https://x.com/sarcophage11km/status/1935970958164259212

>>528119861
Damn, she's so sex. I would just breed her right there

>>528119861
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>528093250
Arima Kinen is literally unreadable.

I love goldship bros

>>528119932
Blind dacchis that's Bokke not Ai

>>528123287
same

Geez I wonder who the other characters could be

>>528126158
4 are oblivious

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>528123287
Neicha is still the prettiest

>>528103990
>and with the Dura line fading
I-I believe in Taiho.

>>528126158
You never know. Maybe the torena is cosplaying as uma

>>528126680
*sluttiest

>>528113785
What did she mean by this????

preparing for an exciting global launch

>>528093078
Rudolph neat no on of notice because none of them are in the game

How much space does this kusoge require?

WELCOME DEAR GLOBALBROS

???????????????????

>>528128640
uhh yeah i was also confused

No more sex

Yes more sex

>>528128051
Thanks bro

>>528130950
Teio no

>>528130950
Who taught you to be like this, Teio?!

We hate Cafe here

Put bratty umas in their place.

>>528133095
Hmmm, nyo.

Sex apple

sex

>>528130950
TEIO STEPing into my balls!!!

>>528137162
She is a very pretty hors

>>528137162
She hates the ugliest boyfaggy just like I do.

5 more days

I've been watching these japanese marching bands playing UmaMusume songs, I'm seeing comments that kinda implies that the JRA and Cygames/UmaMusume cannot show that they are collaborative officially, despite allowing their songs being played at a JRA racing event. I'm seeing comments like "JRA: "Uma Musume? What's that? It was something the Self-Defense Forces did on their own (playing dumb)." multiple times. Why's that? Is it just a JP meme?

>>528139210
pretty sure it's just a meme because there was JRA promotional material for uma

>>528139304
I see. I thought it was something like some keiba boomers not liking umamusume or something. Now I'm kinda curious, how is the reception towards umamusume amongst JP keibafans? Are they cool with it? Were there some who hates it?

>>528138143
Extremely attractive losers is my favorite uma archetype

>>528137162
Can confirm.

>>528093250
This is fucking WordArt and no one is convincing me otherwise.

>>528093250
The effects on Tenno Sho is cool. But I fucking hate them using small letters. Just caps everything make it consistent. Or, just use the JP font with a small EN sub at the bottom.

>>528141121
Or just fucking cancel global.

>Left: normal
>right: 4k

seeeeeeeeeeex

>>528137162
Sex...

No more sex

What the fuck? Boyfags are beautiful?

Too much sex, not enough running.

>>528143370
Of course they are

>>528137162
she is called a sniper for a reason.

casually getting all the ningens despite her race record.

>>528136703
>>528137162
I'm going to eat out this apple

Is there a reroll plan for global?

>>528147072
Fully uncapped INT Shakur is a must for global launch.

>>528147072
Oguri for dirt

Narita Top Road looks so beautiful in the thumbnail to this video.
Imagine if she actually had bangs like in this thumbnail instead of having her forehead exposed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A42wNP1DJho

>>528150421
>he doesn't know that I am Lord Kanaloa

Sex will continue.

>>528151618
NO

i want sex sex sexxxxxxxxx

I want to lick sex

Sex isn't part of the training...

SEEEEEX

Is there no fucking escape from horse racing?

>>528155682
damned umas aren't giving a crap about boundaries...

I haven't played since Mister CB came out is the game basically the same? I was wondering if I should bite the bullet and bet on EN being trash or not or continue my old account

>>528158976
Genuflect

>>528158976
>or continue my old account
it's much better to just make a new account as there is a new scenario coming out soon to reroll

>>528161608
Is that proper training?

>aislop
Shionfags are so shitty, they should like someone better, like Tachy for example.

stop making threads on /v/

>>528161794
yes

>AI bad!
you lost

VGL 24 Day 7 is now LIV. We're playing against /wowg/ today in around 3 hours https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

>started out looking at Curren like a little sister
>one awei doujin and a trip to kemono later: >>528154879

>AI slop bad
this unironically

>>528165123
any good highlights from the last match? i don't think i actually ever caught nalita top loaf playing

>>528168834
Not much happened outside of goals and Shonbori getting carded at 90+5. Loaf didn't do anything.

>>528170008
So much for the next evolutionary stage of the uman race…

>>528171147
cut em some slack, it was their first time on the pitch

SAVE ME TAZUNAAAA!!!!

Genshin player reacts to Uma Musume ultimates

>>528161984
Tbh, if anons want it to succeed they should be making daily uma threads on /a/

>>528173384
the current /a/ uma threads are full of really obnoxious newfags, especially that one nigger that pretends to hate spe-chan

>>528173384
have you seen the last /a/ thread? secondaries should be gatekept.

Vaca

i want seeex

god this dork is too cute when she shows up in Durandal's campaign, love the brass instrumental version of Tracen Ondo as well when she appears in Durandal's dance lesson event

>>528174697
Sex kinshi

>>528176230
slut

>>528176230
pure slut

>>528176230
pure

>>528174697
I want to fuck Kurono-chan so badly.

SEX MARES

>>528177825
Perflat

I like Um@s.
>>528173384
There was a thread yesterday on /a/ There is also a thread on /v/ right now. At this point it's as good of advertisement as it is going to get.

https://arca.live/b/umamusume/139944819

wtf why is she like this

This thread smells like uma ass and pussy

>>528179724
Unlike you

I wish an Uma would suffocate me with their hors ass...

>>528185256
A worthy end.

>>528185329
You will soon meet a foul end

>>528185558
Cute but stinky

>>528184528
anon no! you won't live to tell the tale!

>>528173521
What kind of glue is someone huffing to hate Spe?

>>528186581
Too much agemasen

>>528165123
In a few minutes

>>528186581
I could see someone hating her depiction in season 2 and 3 in the anime, but why would anyone outright hate her? She's done nothing wrong aside from maybe being the mascot of the franchise

Spe a cute.

>>528186943
Nope, we're one match behind. /alter/ - /hsrg/ starts in a few, we're right after them

>>528186692
This.
I will NEVER forgive her for her crimes.

>>528187120
Ah rip

Spe is a sexy retard. I love her.

Globalfags will get debuffed by my wife and like it

>>528188116
this makes me cum and produce a Buena.

>AIsloppa
Looks like the global audience is here

A real cute

I love Ai

anyone have the webm of someone trying to touch uma ear but it bending away from the hand

>>528126158
Are you really that tourist that you can't identify them?
>Special Week
>Teio
>Trainer
>Hishi Miracle in the middle
>Pikachu
>Family Guy

I wonder if they'll add Shirasagi Stakes to the game

>>528165123
We're finally starting, get in
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

Ai won, you lost, time to accept it just like mobile.

Embrace the future. Drink the almond milk.

I need cow milk.

>>528191626
i want sex sex seeeeeeeeex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>528189219
No webm but I have this

This stupid sexy cunt ruins all my auto runs. Just leave me alone.
I wonder how it's going to work when she's available to train, what suped up uma are they going to use to ruin Ai's own runs.

mares....sex...sex...

>>528191940
Equinox will be in by that time.

>>528191940
Lys Gracieux

Who the fuck are those retards talking about splitting off the thread?

>>528191743
Now how do I play pranks on some umas?

>>528191940
Since she's the anni uma the next horse to be hyped all year round is either going to be Nox or Contrail. Phonehead will be designed to be wakarase'd by Ai havers.

>>528192935
>Loves Only You
Nobody has ever loved me, let alone only me.

>Horse Race Tests mentioned
Based!

trolling outside of /b/

>>528193694
Synau

>>528191743
which uma would let me touch her ears

should have added Jovial Merryment to the team

what a clown match

>>528193667
she loves only you

Both teams loafing around

What an absolute clown fest of a match. At least we're alive, but now we have to fight through HELL'S WILD CARD. We'll find out who we're playing against later, but for now go give some headpats to the Loaf - she was great today.

>>528196879
Yosh yosh

I'm okay with an uma loving only me, but I can't love only one uma. The cast is too strong.

All the umas are too pregnant to race now

>>528192427
It was over before it started

umapyoi with daiwa scarlet

>>528196879
Fuck, I missed it. I'm glad to hear Loaf is going well.

>>528206747
Explain

Tiny mares remain the best characters. Even with freaks of nature like Gentildonna and Almond Eye now here, they make up for their lack of stature with personality.

>>528207560
melody lane soon

>>528207467
>>528206747
Show, don't tell.

>>528207624
Won't be surprised if she's a half-anni reveal.

>>528208004
Big cow sex

>>528208236
But she is a hors?

i have two questions. how goonable is this game? and is it good for f2p? probably gonna start playing when it's released on steam...

>goonable
kill yourself

>>528033321 (OP)
Is this game f2p friendly, or does it succumb to the unfettered greed of other cygames' games? I've played two and they were nearly impossible to be an honest f2p and still have fun.

>>528213095
>>528213462
Yes, yes, and yes to all of your questions! Come and play this beautiful game!

>>528213898
people focus on Flash's tits but finally training this alt a little while ago made me realize she has a great ass too that looks quite nice in this outfit, need more art of her ass in this alt

hello horsefrens. I've been excited for Global for a while now. Reading the new player guide again, I just have 1 question. How does breeding characters you pull work? Is it possible to lose them?

>>528214782
I wish I could breed these hoes...

are you retards too dumb to do your own research? also the guide in the OP is outdated and shit

gatekeepers lost

why haven't you updated it then?

There are no newfags, its all just regulardacchis falseflagging

Post more hons doing silly faces.

more hons doing silly faces.

Hello,

I am new to Umamusume (that means Horse Girl for you non-Japanese speakers). How do I decensor the breeding scenes in the game?

Hello, I'm a newfag a little excited for global horsegirls!

>>528215162
i see now that you choose 2 as "parents" for training, there is no breeding.

>>528216068
It's hard to explain but I am attracted to the concept and tie to real horse racing than I am the anime butts themselves.

Hello, I just like posting retarded shit on 4chan.org

Greetings my name is president Zelensky

*sniiiff sniff prrrhhprrrhh sniffsniff* hello i am normal ningen, would any of you fellow ningen happen to have any treats

>>528215712
>last edit in 2021
holy kek. I wonder how many retards here fell for some of the guides

>>528219236
Should I remove it?

>>528219426
nah, keep it

>>528219426
nah, troll the newfags

I'm all for trolling newfags but I won't tell anybody to burn their Urara because I always that was a soulless move.

>>528220701
Don't listen to this guy, he's full of shit
Burn it

>>528220701
guts is useless in the beginning and urara is only ""decent"" in GFF because of orfe. burning it is a good idea

>>528220867
>>528221449
Unironically this, she will never not be a shitter card. Even the double guts build in GFF with Urara was never actually a competitive strat for any PvP event. It was OK if you were trying to statpad for score I guess. You are better off gluing your Ulala early on so you can invest in better cards.

soulless

>>528190685
> bringing PS5
> Roommate is Satono
Torena, please save that PS5.

>>528226685
I think you're good with a PS5. Sega been long out of the game since then.
Just don't bring a PS1 instead of a Saturn or a PS2 instead of a Dreamcast and you're good.

How are you enjoying your last few days of peace?

You've been increasingly desperate to create some kind of global release catastrophe and it's just getting weird at this point. Please relax. This general is slow as shit and that's really not going to change despite your best wishes/

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1936091673932574871
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3557620/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/

>Gran Algeria enjoys flying because you can get "mile"age points
This fucking autist.

Good amount of strong POGs debuting this weekend.
Monopolio, Charing Cross, Danon of Idea and Darlinghurst.

>>528229842
It's only June ffs, usually the great horses are supposed to debut in autumn

Kawada fucking up Croix's lil bro debut.........

>>528232570
a mimir

charing cross lost... noooooo

>>528220695
SEEEEEEEX

SEX

>charing cross lost
good

>>528233950
Just imagine seeing her exposed armpits and belly. I would cum before I could even fuck her...

>Round one start
>Can only win three rounds at most
>Donnas and Orfevres everywhere

Can we just get the next half anni/anni pair of broken Umas already? I'm tired of seeing these two everywhere and I don't like either of them at all enough to actually train them.

>>528236094
Donna is just good not the best this CM. Orfe, LOY and Chrono are the actual top 3.

>>528236831
God, I wanna suck on Goldship tiddies.

>All Body All Ghost is now In Body and Mind
LOL literally DeepL tier trannyslation.

I don't fucking care what they translate shit as
I'm not even playing that version ffs

>>528240640
>not heart and soul

Uh oh, this is new.

>>528241759
>Kernel anti cheat
Let’s go, someone is gonna hack global.

>>528241759
>Controller support
Who the fuck is going to play this with a controller.

>>528242009
Imma play it on my 'eck so my umas can taste my 'ick.

Damn, my UC9 Chrono is smashing UBs around. I'm fearful I may get kicked to group A and got smashed by actual whales...

>>528241759
I wanted to give japanese steam version a try, but I'm not installing a kernel level anticheat, fuck off.

I have encountered zero nigers in today CM.

>>528242758
Same, I'm shock that despite my Chrono is not being put as "likely to win" she breaks everyone.

Now I'm in A.

Fking Genesis Method is working too hard. I guess this is her way of paying my too much simp on her lately.

Chrono carrying my team. Dura and Pokke cheering on the sides. Chrono love!

>>528247004
This is hors torture...

>>528248072
Hors must swim

sex

>>528248619
Whoever wins gets to fuck trainer.

The /v/ thread is so bad.

>>528249838
>the thread in the worst board on this hellsite is bad
Woah.

>>528249838
Soon here too

I started taking zinc supplements for an unrelated reason and I didn't realize how much it actually increases your sex drive. If I go more than a few days without cumming I start to lose it. I just got done shooting out 5 loads in a row to Lob Loy and it was still roping by the 5th load so I could've done more. I thought it was just a meme.

In one week this general will die and it will be filled with mihoyo pagpags and jeets arguing to each other about revenue. Enjoy it while it lasts /uma/.

MOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII

>>528253529
I enjoyed it, but it was already over a while ago. What we have right now is basically just the barbarian kings consolidating their territory in the decades after the fall of Rome. Soon we'll enter the true dark ages.

Global soon can't wait. Aaaaaaaaaaa explain to me what to reroll for like I'm a 4 year old

Which Uma is the biggest drama queen? It feels like perfect moment to ask this.

I just used my regular stadium team. Made it into group A first try. Able to consistently score at least 3 wins after making group A. Looks like I can coast. Metafags kneel to the sheer power of bloated UB stats.

>>528253824
I claim the title of Holy Roman Empire for the boyfaggots tribe.

Stop having such a melty

Four more days to the Steam release.

>>528240640
How do these things work, anyway? Do they translate it themselves, or do they hire an outside company to do it and have no control over it?

>>528257602
They get a bunch of smart hons and give them a bunch of carrots to run the script through Deepl.

>>528254286
> Holy Roman Empire
so pretentious and so fake. Yeah you can have it

>>528257602
they outsourced the translation to Indonesians

>>528240640
>our audience
>私たちの、ビクトリースタンド
?????

>>528258779
Huh, I thought victory stand refers to the podium where the winners stand, but it's actually the grandstand???

>>528241759
It's from the DMM Version, and Capcom uses the same Anti-Cheat. Chances of it blocking E-Trainer mod or whatever is small. Unless people try to mess with the Gem Economy or some serious thing it's not much to worry about.

>>528249838
in a week this general will be just as bad with /v/ and /vg/'s drama queens, main character syndrome idiots and schizos.

Question to everyone here on Carrots and Tickets. Do they roll over into the next banner or does it expire at the end of the banner?

>>528261605
Roll currencies and tickets don't expire what the fuck are you talking about?

Not big into self-insert stuff, which uma is NOT for (you)?

>>528261605
What a fucking retard. Typical of an indog.

>>528261845
Really? I did not know,

oh nyooooo

You are weaker than Bouquet

Satono Reve's UK G1 today

>>528262014
Tazuna

>>528263280
On what bong?

>>528264497
23.40 JST

>>528264695
Thank you

>>528240640
It's almost like all body all ghost sounds like esl dogshit

>>528254192
Daiwa

>>528265595
A cow and a drama queen?

>>528266587
Yes

>>528267146
Amazing, imagine the umapyoi!

>>528254192
Which kind of drama queen

>>528266587
The game has been auto adjusting itself to make Dasca more simple minded and stubborn like her RL counterpart. So it’s basically like talking to a brick wall sometimes.

sex?

I never really looked closely at the gameplay, would you all say it's one of this game's selling point?

>>528268156
Will she ever produce anything relevant other than Tasti? was it just Cafe being a good BMS?

>>528268571
when is a gacha's gameplay ever a selling point

>>528268571
You either like SLG gameplay and you'll love it, or you don't, won't, and you'll piss and shit your pants at the idea that people could possibly like it.
No in-between.

>>528256530
some chad should start making uma /v/ threads so we can help it be a success

>get absolute 0 (zero) wins using my usual team pvp umas
Bros I'm too lazy and dumb to train a proper uma..........

>>528270924
Maybe it's time to retire with your favorite uma, trainer-san.

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/9f5f97b1515f067aeeae2991ea2a1f347979a7b8
>Demuro moving to the American circuit for 3 months, maybe longer
Good luck to Italian natto man

>>528270924
>slap a random Loves I trained and 2 other titty hors
>Loves drags me into A
I don't know what I'm doing either and I may have just made a grave mistake, dacchi.

>>528271037
Grind some exp for Breeders Cup

seeex

>>528270693
/v/ hate Gacha games though

>>528268336
always

>>528272391
Built for old men. (Joe)

Lactating umas

Do uma have teats near their crotch too?

>>528273025
You can check that out in this very thread.

Since children inherit half of their parents DNA, there is a possibility of a son of winning Umamusume getting paired to a racer to get that good genes for the next generation.

Like IRL but much less gross

The price for a share of the new foal from Ai and Kita is 200,000 yen.

>>528275040
I miss benis

>>528268053
Still not dumb enough.
>>528271037
Good luck, funny Kansai-Italian man. I really hope this will help him get his groove back.

>special week was sired by Sunday Silence
so in the anime is the redhead spe-chan's mom?

>>528275472
No pressure...

>>528275472
His parents won 16 G1s between each other. As long as he wins one, legacy fulfilled.

Satono Reve's race in 25 minutes

>>528278303
Nyes.
That's meant to be Campaign Girl, Spe birth mother.

>>528278303
Hons lineage isn’t something that should be taken seriously as a reflection of the characters in Uma.
It doesn’t make sense, they didn’t try to make it make sense, and it doesn’t line up with what little setting dressing there is.

>>528278754
It's a filly

>>528275472
>kita filly
Oh no don't fall for it Ishihara.

Any final calls on the Ascot?

Reve ichiban stinky............

10 mins to go for Reve's race

Stream?

>>528280343
your favs betting platform

>>528279647
ALL IN ON IBERIAN

Imagine this track in uma…

Entering the gates. Race about to start.

JAPAN........

LOST

2nd, half a length behind.

Reve 2nd...........

>>528281030
Don't let the triangle fool you, this is just reverse Niigata straight. Moonee Valley is wackier.

Consequence of favoring too much on middle distance races.

Ichiban stinky will forever be more stain than blessinb

>>528281562
Those are the richest races though.

Frogged

The winner just went loose..... horse finally free.......

>>528281689
free horse

Horse going back

>>528281689
Reminds me of another certain someone.

The Jockey can't weigh in after the race because the free horse still has the saddle on him lmaooo

FREE HORS

this greeting gives people an erection

>>528280147
Nice

Two time silver collector Reve. Not bad for a 6yo.

Apparently, the Bakushin blood is still strong in Kitasan.

>>528271791
it used to
right now there are 4 gacha threads up
no uma though sadly

Reve had a good run, he was three lengths off the 3rd placer. Shows you the quality of British and Irish sprinters currently for them to get beaten by the French and the Japanese

>>528284083
it's canola x bakushin

Why did she had to do it to em

I take it that Satono Reve will not enter the everest

>>528287309
>$700k for entry
Yeah no shit

>>528287559
sex but her tits are not that big

i want sex

I am going to watch my first hors race tomorrow in person

>>528291952
Have fun.

>>528292271
thx I'll try

>>528291952
Don't lose all your money

>>528293419
If I want to bet, I'll do it on the stock market. I just want to watch the horses race.

>>528292797
Her trainer is too ヘタレ for this to happen...

>>528293692
She can take matters in her own hands, after all he signed the trainer contract.

>>528293692
Hors just needs to remember the words of wisdom to make their dreams happen.
>ウマ娘に人間が勝てるわけがない

>>528289898
but not too flat either

Vivlos would be the first in the family to get pregnant by the way. She's a shotgun marriage kind of girl.

>>528270693
>>528284723
They already did yesterday. It was up an entire day. Especially on /a/ in the Cingrey thread everyone discussed it afterwards.

>>528294384
And water is wet. My bet is on Verxina getting pregnant last tho.

is there a japanese equivalent to Barbaro? I did a school project on him in high school after he hurt his lef.

Tachyon's death anniversary
https://x.com/JRAVAN_info/status/1936439023301751092

>>528289445
The purse split is 700k for placing 12th and anything above 7th you're up. Segaman isn't exactly struggling for money either to pay the entrance fee. Reve got 2nd in HK and 2nd at the Royal Ascot. It's not unrealistic to believe he could place at the Everest.

>>528294384
>>528295117
>Vivlos first
>Verxina last
Everybody thought it.

Dober's preschool class looking good
https://x.com/villa_lake/status/1936349216009568340

>>528291952
seeing a race in person at Tokyo Racecourse made me realize that you really need to experience this in person to fully appreciate the race depictions in the various anime installments, their attention to detail to what it's like to be at one of these major racecourses is honestly quite special

>>528299234
>No scene where you get to admire sweaty uma thighs in the paddock

>>528299234
Its "only" the swiss derby, but after watching the anime a bit I am intrigued to see the real deal. Also its right around the corner.

>>528300025
>sw*ss
my condolences...

>>528300121
There is nothing wrong with that...

>>528299234
All it takes is one visit for serial phone gamblers to serious horse race bettors. Uma is one hell of a JRA pipeline and they know it.

>>528282032
Reve lost to this retard? For shame.
Japan just can't get a win at the Royal Ascot, huh.

>>528301241
Less power being used on the brain means hons has more power to go fast.

>>528297963
either way it's sex sex sex