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reminder that Nami is warm

i look like this

Fuck off coomers.

ignore Si17 posts, he's a troon with a very distorted view of how women should look

>>528661967
that slippery, juicy fish pussy is warm i bet

Considering how many fags here are already known and named, why dont you niggers use names with tripcodes on your posts?

>>528661802
im not malding.. seems like you are... i'm merely pointing out the picture could look much better with the same essence... which is why i rated it b-...

>>528662031
no it doesnt matter the pose the thighs and torso indicate a very muscular look... which is fine IF the face and neck were adjusted to reflect that better... its basic biology...

notice how even in my sera portrait the neck is slightly wider... and sera is very skinny...

>>528662365

>>528661858 (OP)
This is a public service announcement.
You can report posts by clicking the triangle next to post number.
That is all.

What was her crime?

>>528662491
you're missing the tripcode which is the essential part to avoid being copied

>>528662124
let me lick your tight tummy and tonguefuck your bellybutton please queen PLEASE QUEEN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Si17 is my queen and I will worship her.

>>528662124
You need to be my gf this instant

>>528662556
she called lucian the nigger word

>>528662556
arguing in /lolg/

>>528662614
your "queen" has hairy dicks and balls and is also fat and bald

>>528662556
>2 counts soliciting a minor
>1 count aggravated battery
>4 counts resisting arrest
>1 count negligent discharge of a spell

new champ looks like a liberal

MY TEAM MATES DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING!!!!

>>528662124
something about her face looks really goofy here

>>528662556

>>528662829
it's probably the eyebrowns

We need more bitchy looking asian women in league

>>528662124
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANOTHER SMUG HAPA GIRL WITH A TIGHT BODY TO WORSHIP
PLEASE RIOT THINK OF MY PENIS, IT CAN'T POSSIBLY TAKE EVEN MORE ABUSE

>>528663034
enough with akali and irelia, they piss me off, specially akali, she needs anal correction

>>528662124
looks like she fucks Ixtalians.

>>528662571
let me try again

>>528663284
yeah, that's the way

2025 /vg/ vs /vg/ alignment chart. If you're not on here you need to play more and make more of a lasting impact otherwise assume you are TN. Use this as your guide to see what kind of game you are in for. You are welcome.
>Fun vs Sweaty: How well someone does with keeping team balance. Playing offrole/variety, self balancing the game, i.e. stepping up vs better players or 'sandbagging' vs worse players in accordance to team dynamic = Fun. Playing only one champ/role, constantly going for cheese strats, fear objectives, fear ending, always playing like there is LP on the line = Sweaty.
>Nice vs Toxic: How enjoyable the person is in getting along with their team and the enemy team. Being affable, helpful, and cooperative = Nice. Flaming one/both sides, ragesplitting, ragequitting, giving up = Toxic.

>>528662124
Nice Fiora skin

>>528662365
hello nigga

Anon you're scaring the hoes again

Stay positive /lolg/!

>>528663464
the tripcode also helps identify you even if you change name

>>528662365
Reason is because if you use a name you can be filtered

i was playing vayne in brawl where i made like botrk , the mr thing and then went tank and i still got kiled in a 1v1 against belveth

>>528663636
even better then, so people filter all the nigger posts

>>528662829
wowowow seems like i was right... more issues...

>left eye needs to be slightly up... left eyelid looks off...
>eyebrows are also not adjusted as well and are not symmetrical...
>left nostril is really not drawn well...
>lower lip is angled incorrectly..
>chin is way too sharp and points outward too much...
>neckline is really strange and too skinny for the body... in addition to my other comments on it...

>>528663539
*spanks your ass hard in front of /lolg/. everyone heard it.*

>>528663828
how can you be so nitpicky with fictional women but not realize you look like a fat man on a wig when you dress up?

Is it cheating if your duo plays with someone else while you're online?

finally home. good meowvening lolg!

>>528663894

>>528664031
if your duo is your gf yes

>>528664031
depends, have you had a "what are we" relationship defining talk with your duo yet?

>how it feels to still play lux past 30

>>528664338
grok is this true

>>528664115
*spreads your asscheeks and puts my nose inbetween them and sniffs deeply, the aroma causing me to let out a sigh of satisfaction*

>>528664415
grok here, its true

>>528664427
clawrm

>528664450
wow, thanks for ruining it, loser.

>>528663987
thanks for conceding i was right about spotting the flaws in the portrait... i care about aesthetics with a passion which is why i naturally gravitated to seraphine... the most beautiful champ in the game... and as if i'd doxx myself here lol...

>>528664450
she ready for u dawg

>>528664707
big talk for a guy who looks like singed

why is this general so weird towards women

>>528663590
i am gonna be honest with you i have been using this site for 5 years i genuinely haven't bothered up until now to learn how trips work

>>528664060
spinothy what's your take on zeri 2

>>528662124
I think this looks like a great launch skin

>>528665120
where do you think we are right now

>>528662124
Just to piss off Riot. I'm going to but this and ahri's skin. I know Tencent is twisting their arms to make this happen.

>>528664707
>putting briar in ugly category
yep, troon opinion

>>528665120
because it's a general that combines incels, women and trannies
me personally i do not know how to them irl unless drunk

>>528663828

Briar won

>>528664707
if this image was made by a real man, S-tier would have been all the monster girls + orianna

>>528665120
how so?

>>528664707
>touchless virgin tranny
>obsessed with a 17 y/o to the point its his pedo name
>also is tasteless
Many such cases.

>>528662365
Just namefagging is easy to copy and falseflag and usernames are kinda complicated idk i would rather just post as anon and have proof im me in my webm.

>>528665649
I saved the the stream, pics and video replay and turned them over to riot lol
gtab

>>528664707
>LoR versions of Nid and Janna
Get this trash out of here. Nid doesn't look like a cosplay furry, and Janna was never black at any point in her past. LoR was Trash, and it died because it was trash.

>>528665521
>briar in anything other than ugly
troon opinion

>>528665794
my nigga

>>528666001
i have faith that lolg can get his main account banned for boosting

>>528665794
>IM SUCH A QUIRK CHUNGUS I LIKE LE MONSTERGIRLS I WANT TO FUCK ANIVIA I WANT TO FUCK BIRDUSSY

>>528666204

>>528662739
Prove it

>>528664031
The fact that you're asking yourself this question is already an answer.

>>528663539
*puts a pillow infront of your face and air humps the pillow*

>>528666237
hahah does anyone else think reksai is best girl fellow redditors???

>Meant to be ducks
>looks like a bunch of floating severed baby heads

>>528666114
she's cute bare minimum

>>528666580
cute is a trans buzzword

>>528666563
Look like kodamas.

>>528666563
Creepy baby heads is kind of cool in a macabre way

>>528666563
yeah htis game needs to be built fro mthe ground up
and start hiring actual artists because those balls just stick to her back full ammo

https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/game-updates/patch-25-13-notes/

>>528666563
Should have been bumble bees

>>528666839
kodamas are baby/child yokais that resemble kids that look 2-3 year olds
these are just angry birds but with neutral-happy face instead

>>528666936
Kayle karma and nida look like absolute slop

>>528662124
make your hair purple again

>>528663390
>>Fun vs Sweaty
very hard to measure

>>528666563
they're all her previous abortions

>>528666936
hello where is kaisa buff? where is mundo nerf?

>>528666936
Rammus bros we won

>>528663246
Shurimans actually

Tell me this isn't AI generated.

>>528667487
potentially AI assisted but not AI generated.

I need to win 2 games

>>528667631
Well either way it looks like pure shit. Getting huge fatigue of those very low quality skin lines

>>528661967
We need a cool fish.

>>528662124
Damn you Riot. If this does well you WILL bring back Pool Party and not waste it on male champs!

>>528662124
My big white penis weeps for she

>>528667487
It's not AI, trust me bro

>>528667950
tits way too small

VBL stream doko

I want to RAPE this skin

>>528666936
Fuck...

>>528668072
All sizes are amazing!

>>528668072
Soraka is more of a big cock girl not a big tit girl

>>528668493
report notification for 14 days? fucking lmao

>>528651228
as expected they automatically close every ticket
this one got a response but the next 2 literally disappeared from the logs as if i've never sent them

>>528668493
I was just going to show up to post the same thing lol
I really hope there is a way riot can actually crack down on duo boosters, unlikely as it would be

>>528668756
also this ticket literally doesn't exist, it's just a fake number

>>528668493
jungloids shaking

>>528667950
not possible, it's too cold in here right now

>>528668493
2 of my lolgs will demote to gemerald if this goes through

>>528668493
>feedback could come from 14 days old matches
no wonder I get spammed with those all of a sudden from time to time
also, riot should reintroduce the "unskilled" report for non ranked games, its desperately needed

>>528667487
a chinese company that fired majority of their design team during the uprise of AI would SURELY not use AI

>>528669018
which ones?

pdf toplaner from albania got ass raped by mord so hard he rage quit and ran it down bot and forced my adc to lane against mord , sadly i am just simply too good and funneled all the gold in to my vlad , gg wp retard , maybe listen to my pings next time when it's fucking 3:30 and their enemy jg is missing

>>528668865
>>528668986
>>528669018
no lol... the reason why i used bad language is that when im tilted maybe my jungler friend can't do this as much anymore... idk if he does any paid services since he has alts but like... this might affect him...

really hope duoing on a lower mmr account isn't being targeted theres nothing wrong playing some stress free games...

>adc flames me
>I leave and roam
>they act surprised
what did you expect?

>>528668493
>players will now no longer receive afk penalties if they reconnect to the match-in-progress and win

they deserve all the penalties possible. they make the game so much harder for their teammates when they come back with a 4 level 70cs deficit, even if the team carries them they should get a penalty

>>528669552
you trying to win

>>528669818
I am still trying to win I am just no longer playing around the ADC

i'm going to pick lux mid

Need irl Sona gf

https://x.com/LoLUKN/status/1937471512161976707

we're going to get more thots dressing up as yunara instead of briar.

>>528670114
noone likes briar

>>528670028
SO BRAVE

>>528666936
What a nothingburger change to a champ. that's been dominating every role it can feasibly be played in for a while now.

>>528662365
I am too powerful to be contained by a tripcode.

>>528670883
the real anons are the ones not in vgs or known by a name

>>528662365
people find my posts to be funny and don't really try to be annoying when i post without pics or names so i'd rather not trip

Why is playing Teemo "support" so fun?

>solo bolo
>single dingle
>solitary folitary
>lonesome honesome

>>528671181
why dont you tell us

I like Briar

Reminder you do not own your account or any of the skins on it.
You have a license to that account you are not the owner and any riot employee can revoke your license anytime for any reason they want.
You cannot wannabe lawyer yourself out of a ban by spamming enought tickets.

I love Lissandra!

>>528666563
you need new glasses

>>528671626
the only reason they ever revoke your license is if you act like a huge manchild and start running it down, using cheats, or calling everyone a nigger and that they should kill themselves over a fucking videogame
YOU are the problem

>>528662365
In a place such as this, it is best to remain nameless and hide in plain sight with the rest of anonymous, best not to draw the ire of friends and justice arbiters alike. Giving your name up is giving up part of your power. People are able to enchant, influence, and lure you into their own doing when you give up you anonymity. Within the darkness is the best place to keep safe, and by rising into the daylight, is where true fear is.

"There is power in a name. It is through names that we bring all things into this world, and when they leave, it is names we carry with us, so they are never truly gone."

Riot needs to fucking release some more fae creatures already

>>528671379
I just reinstalled the game yesterday, I think my mmr is still really low because I haven't played in years.

I can basically play an ADC in support role while doing magic damage and having a "fuck you Yasuo"-button. I also love the mind games, I love preparing a mine field before dragon fights, I love luring enemies into a trap, I love being stealthed in the middle of the lane like a deadly little ward waiting for the right moment to strike.
Also nobody in bot lane takes me seriously, which lets me get away with winning lane for my (on average) dogshit ADC.
Then I get the first 3 kills, mute my ADC and countergank the enemy Yasuo mid.

I find playing Teemo more mentally stimulating than artillery mages.

>>528671869
this is huge cope that comes off so dishonestly i have to wonder if youre an actual riot employee. a few days ago i reported someone that had a bad game because i was tilted. i checked their history and it was all fine except for the last 2 games which i had them in where they were legitimately trying but just dying alot because its an underleveled support.

i got a feedback that they've been punished even though they had 2/20 bad games in their match history. and then there's all those logs of chat restrictions that say nothing offensive at all.

>>528671419

>>528669552
>>528669920
You aren't entitled to ruin the game and leech xp from real roles just because your feelings got hurt. You don't have to farm, you don't have to take turrets, nobody expects you to carry, people don't even care if you actually care to pick a support champion or want to play chogath today, just shut your mouth and help your adc cretin

I get mad often at my teammates, but I have never ran down a game and intentionally feed the enemy over it, nor go overboard on chat and call them slurs or tell them to kill themselves
and I recently reached honor 5, its a matter of self control, be better

>>528670883
BASED

briarfags are the seagulls of this general. fucking annoying with their infant level vocabulary

>>528672647
Ive gotten honor 5 three times this season and aside from that I have been honor 4 during any downtime
I flame people every loss and half of my wins

>>528672687
love me a big meaty guy with some good thighs
so glad he has a hairy chest and stuff too

>>528672718

Why is Taric not popular with fags and women?

>>528672481
>riot showed me a feedback report that some fag that played bad got punished, this means they permabanned him
brainlet take, also whenever someone gets actually punished for chat even if it didnt use really offensive shit, its because it used it before, chat restrictions and other penalties related to it are accumulative, and takes a lot of honor and good conduct to get out of the black list

the good part about brawl being gone is my honor will go up because no one honors people on brawl so playing it lowers your recent honor score

>>528672331
Are you fucking Rumplestiltskin or something?

>>528672768
you can flame them with small words, hell, even calling them trash occasionally is fine as long as you arent already flagged for chat abuse before that
just dont go overboard and tell them to die or use slurs

>>528672687
ngh

>>528672687
would lick those abs

I always believed in you, top Yuumi....

>>528661858 (OP)
I will now play ADC

I think it is over for riot.
All their games are flopping and they're not even providing good skins for LoL.
>>528662124
What is wrong with her head

>>528673258
>just dont go overboard and tell them to die or use slurs
yeah. gone are the days where you could actually say stuff that mattered
nowadays I just tell them theyre 40% wr and on a 20 game loss streak deranking all the way from master to emerald in one season

>>528672526
too bad I am doing it anyway should have kept your mouth shut adcuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpjfkavjT-8

Oh cool it is Erika.

>>528672963
in terms of playing him i liked his old kit since it was easier and very abusive but ultimately less reliant on your duos coordination much like the issues braum faces
taric seems like a champ that women into cheesy adult romance books would play or a very very old timey ymca he-man watching porno moustache having gay dude would be into, this is ultimately a very big niche

>>528673407
Hytale will save R- oh fuck
Their fightan will sa- fuck
LoR is doing oka - fuck
it's okay put it all on valorant

>>528673482
>le elden ring reference xDDDD

God I fucking HATE this game

>>528673482
kinkoubros...she hates shen, kennen and akali...

>>528673482
>ER reference so late there's been a dlc and a spin off
lol?

>>528673195
A low level conman compared to what I would be.

>>528673482
Mid VA, a mix between kaisa and irelia, like the autistic sister of irelia but much closer to kaisa

>>528673072
no one said it was a permaban you strawmanning retard, the point is any punishment for having 2 bad games out of 20 means that the system isn't as perfect as you're implying it is you actual brainlet

>>528672718
This most is mean to seagulls.

zm m

>>528673701
ZED WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG

let's see today:
>lost because of my bot (0/20)
>lost because of my bot (3/33)
>lost because my twitch mentally imploded min 5 by getting one creep stolen by the jungler
>won while not deserving it because of a quinn smurf in my team
>lost because my zed jungler tilted at minute 10
>even match but lost
i want the 3 hours of my life i just spent playing this dogshit game played by literal pedophile monkeys back

hitler w rizz

>>528673942
She likes Syndra too...are modern Ionians the baddies?

>>528673872
zuminumi

>>528674026
>lost because my twitch mentally imploded min 5 by getting one creep stolen by the jungler
if he smote the cannon it's justified

The game is only fun in elo below your peak on your main so you can play a bunch of characters/roles and fuck around without significantly harming your team

>gets Zyndra
>gets Zunara
WHO CAN STOP HIM

>>528674237
>WHO CAN STOP HIM
stalin

>>528674237
also karma in odyssey

>>528674232
I kind of like fighting tooth and claw vs a better player and seeing what I can learn from it.

>>528674064
>teleports behind chronoshift

BIG NOXIAN COCK

>>528672963
His strongest and most important ability is only really good when it's aimed by a different player who has no idea when you're going to use it and has no idea how to aim it themselves because they don't play Taric and thus don't know how they should walk to position his E.

>>528674026
Win your lane faster and roam/secure dragon

>>528672963
desu he isn't that gay, more like a flamboyant straigt man.

>5/6 as Vi
>450 gold bounty
Why?

as adc what items can I build to counter Mundo, just ldr and botrk?

>>528673482
>not one mention of having sex with darkin
I thought that was her lore

>>528674745
plated steelcaps

>>528674730
He's bisexual. He'll fuck anything beautiful. Man, woman, or other. Just no uggos.

>>528674745
Vayne with Guinsuoo

>>528672718
Do seagulls speak much where you're from?

>ldr vs mundo
is lolg this retarded

>>528674730
>win lane faster and roam
it doesn't seem to matter, everyone is so tilted from the get go in my games it's fucking annoying

>>528674745
its 800 gold and stops his healing

>>528672718
briar skin ideas

>>528674745
just build antiheal and keep building normal
maybe consider botrk as your 5th item if he's really unkillable but otherwise you're just nuking your dmg for no reason
assuming you're a crit adc

>>528675309
Saw this one which was really cool

I call my teammates N1GGGERS regularly and im honor 4

spirit pozzom

>>528675493
way too coomer pilled

Odds - marvels
Evens - warframe

quinn top is ALWAYS, ALWAYS such a useless fucking greedy pick

...

>>528675543
thats so cool and definitely true and not false at all

Odds - Fleshlight
Evens - Dildo
0 - Both

>>528675819
pompom icon :(

>>528675676
What about something like her being puppet-like with the pillory holding the strings?

>>528676110
That sounds cool

>>528675819
You just know they'll get the GM smurfing jungle and top

>>528674745
this is what I built against the last mundo in gold bracket. Complete cock and ball torture game where he was at some points 10cs/m and we could barely keep up but the build felt a bit gold inefficient.

stop namedropping yourself flopflop
nobody cares about u

Post Lissandra

>>528672647
this... si17 here... i mute chat and never type and im still honor 4... in gm...

an entire day of non-offending pedophiles on my team

>>528676393
>EUNE has a more competitive server than NA

reminder that your adc owns you

HOLY SHIT, TOP LANE IS SAVED! REJOICE EVERYONE YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO BAN YORICK!!!

>t. It's over

>>528676521
EUNE has less chall spots than NA so even on the highest level EUNE has more competition

>>528663390
>>528663390
this is poorly done and shows a lack of understanding, you clearly don't play enough vgs to be considered qualified
the effort is ok but the execution is very poor

stupid animal only picks his 1 trick(velkoz)
aliri only goes her main role(bot)
tybar doesn't play enough to get mentioned at all
caatra mostly hitler picks but neutral is close enough ig
dawt shitpicks constantly(adc ahri, ornn jungle, etc)
Bellamy literally trolls people on his own team if he doesn't like them or tries super hard against people he doesn't like
Quan never fun picks
Matt didn't either and also doesn't play enough to be mentioned at all
Pitter patter only plays main role
Maqe is a known tryhard
Hibiki is a known tryhard
Cosmo fun picks and is nice
Steel doesn't play anymore
Ralsa only plays blitz and tali every game
Sabby is not nice
Lyra only plays their main champs ever( teemo zed kayle talon) unless they are straight inting someone on their team
VV is very nice just not to some very specific people (they are huge niggers ie nolo si17 etc)
Zaunite only picks yuumi and smolder every game, both are extreme hitler picks
Pretty sure star only goes top lane and that's his main role
Topdank picks Kat every other game, it's his OTP
Tazmir only sweats and never funpicks
Stylo doesn't play enough to be mentioned

You are missing: euwagp(aqua/only constant, whatever his other smurfs are) bearizard( plays more than riddler pitter hibiki and others) apple jelly, noise ramones(lobsterdeth) mudkip futanari, smely(new player) herloyalthrone(new player, oce) miau(old returning player) bento (jhin otp, d2g tourist) pielinux(new player) saga and railroad. Maybe someone else I can't think off atm

Too much of this isn't even close to being based in reality for you to so proudly post it like it was even close to accurate

>>528676871
>Maybe someone else I can't think off atm
Boodrum

Based?

>>528676393
>solo+flex
y tho

>>528676871
to add on... i'm not toxic...

>>528677023
Does she have a voice changer?
If she does but Lillia doesn't I'm gonna downvote all phreak's videos as retaliation

>>528677165
no ur one of the biggest cry babies in the history of these games and by far the most disliked person currently playing

>>528677023
nigga yuumi

>>528676871
sorry I meant RATLOAD but it auto corrected to railroad

>>528677165

how do I get better at yasuo

>>528677613
nigga smolder with his nigga yuumi 85% wr duo inbound

>>528677712
Just play him more

>>528677972
but I want to play him bot lane

>>528677712
Make a nightcore playlist for when u play him

>>528677165
You are the most disgusting player in those, you're absolutely toxic. You cry anytime you're losing a vg, and you pick your main champ every single game. Shut the fuck up retard.

>>528673482
>Onion ring reference this late

>>528676101
unlucky

This dude wrote an entire essay about some discord freaks. NA hours are truly amazing.

>>528678093
maybe yasuo isn't for me then, who should I play while listening to the Elwynn forest and westfall soundtracks?

>>528678341
Not everyone is a discord person just because you don't like them, stupid nigger.

Yunara is boring and safe horny. Hope the next new champ is far more interesting.

>>528678381
Garen

>>528678382

>>528678382
the majority of those people are in the discord. don't kid yourself with the circlejerk

>>528678490
Yeah just because I disagree doesn't make me underage retard.

>>528678521
Where's the proof? Are you a discord nigger too?

>>528675493
this is a skin I would buy,

I think a zombie skin similar to ultimate skin brand would be very cool too.

>>528678462
Does he still work beyond gold+?

>firstpick Senna
>support locks in Blitzcrank
xD

Idk why but league sluts always get me so horny. There's just something about them. If I'm feeling subby I can just fap to someone like Qiyana or Irelia who I imagine would sit on my face and make me eat them out while calling me humiliating names. Or if I'm feeling more dommy I can fap to a timid girl like titcow Sona or Seraphine. I think I like them so much because there's such a wide range of girls for me to choose from in terms of looks, style, body type or personality. I doubt I'll ever get a girlfriend IRL but if I did I think I'd want one that is a switch because I like both styles and I'd want her to cosplay for me too. Of course, I'd do anything for her and treat her the best I could ever possibly treat someone.

ZED!
SEX, NOW!

>>528676521
eune is harder than euw in mid elo because you get griefed by turks greeks and poles every game

>>528673482
please don't rewwork Kennen into an ugly old fart Heirmer clone I beg you

>>528678679
yes

>>528678679
DEMACIAAAAAAAAA

>>528679226
>old friend

How old is she?
Looks 18 or something.

>I play a game of master yi and int for 30 minutes then start wiping the enemy team every fight
>enemy plays master yi and goes 6-0 in the first 15 minutes then becomes completely useless lategame
Help me understand. My 2 digit IQ doesn't know how this is possible.

>>528679226
I think they need to reword his ult at least. AoE guaranteed CC isn't fun to verse.

>>528679335
spirit realm magic

>>528679497
Rework*

>>528679497
everyone wants a gameplay rework, but the mustache was 9/11 for Kennen players

>>528676871
I will review and confer with others and make adjustments as needed. Alignments are ever shifting as the people behind them afterall. To address the ones mentioned:

>stupid animal
I've only seen him play mid but he's below average skill even when trying to get sweaty, not really offensive for now. Will review later
>aliri
I've only seen him play bot, can agree to change.
>tybar
he's played enough for me to get an opinion of him for this year.
>dawt
he shitpicks but he is always 100% sweaty with it. only time I've seen him not try is when he got 3 masters all on their OTPs
>bellamy
Inconclusive to determine but will keep in mind
>raquan
he played jax support and ornn support last night, those are hitler picks now?
>matt
see tybar
>patter
can agree to change
>maqe and hibiki
both try, sure, but mostly fill and will perform well but never take over an entire game. i think neutral is fine for both
>cosmo
don't know enough about him, can agree to change
>steel
he played a lot earlier in the year, i think he is on break until fall iirc.
>ralsa
can agree to change
>sabby
see bellamy
>lyra
i see him fill and fuck around almost all the time, not really hard inting ever. he 100% will throw games if they are too far ahead though to keep them interesting.
>vv
again, i think they are fine where they are at
>zaun
I havent seen him play in some time but can agree to change
>star
he played mid, top and bot last night
>topdank
and the other half is a free win for the enmy team. seems perfect for where he is at.
>tazmir
seems perfect for where he is at
>stylo
fair enough

the other people mentioned I have seen less than 5 games. if you cant do your vg placements and/or havent made an impact, you're in TN. I don't make the rules.

Why can't LeBlank be this broken in SR ?

Just had a really fun clash experience! 5 silver accounts that have less than 50 games and only play clash! Won the game in 18 minutes and then linked there diamond accounts! GREAT EXPERIENCE LETS SIGN UP AGAIN

>namedrop hours

>>528679898
they should make a champ with a machine gun q like tft leblanc

>>528679805
Are they really turning Kennen to an old man?

>>528679914

>>528680053
we can only wait and pray they change their minds, but we are talking about riot and they always have their heads inside their asses

>>528680042
isnt that literally the reworked leblanc before the revert? the q of that version looked like the tft one

post kennen masteries now. all you bitched about leblanc and no one plays her anyway

my cs? abysmal
my kda? subpar
did i get carried? yes
do i deserve it? yes for all the dogshit games i had to suffer today

>>528680053
pretty sure they showed him in one of those in-game comics recently without his outfit and he just looked like a master shifu with a bushier mustache

>>528680387
>leblanc and no one plays her anyway
fewer people play her now

>>528680387
leblanc's rework was visual so mastery/number of games played doesn't matter, she is ugly now

>>528680387
Never played him and never will.

>>528679226
We saw unmasked Kennen in the recent Xin Zhao comic, he looks relatively old for a male yordle

>>528680695
>Turn pikachu knockoff into master shifu knockoff

>>528677023
I miss my cat.

>>528662556
Raped Ezreal

The new design from comics is a massive improvement and i hope he gets VGU'd to look like this.

>>528680954
>Manlet Shen is good actually

I'm considering finally taking the plunge and finally playing ranked but IDK what the current meta is around the roles I play (Support and junge)

I'm tempted to ignore meta and just play what I know but I feel like that's going to hit a wall eventually.

>>528680835
>both kennen and xin zhao are much older than their in-game model and VO suggest
Reminder Xin is like 40 or 50

>>528680935
but enough about Zoe

>>528680387
I think I played him once in ARAM and hated it !

>>528680835
meanwhile tft gave us cute zoomer kennen, they know their audience more than riot themselves

>>528673701
This will make the Shenfags very mad

>>528680954
Copy pasting Shens hair makes it lazy than anything unique or good.
Kennen will always be my hamster

>>528662556
killed lucian by sucking on his bibisi so hard she suck it off the bone causing massive blood loss that ended up killing lucian
murderer
burn her

>>528677165
you literally spent two hours last night screaming your head off because you got left alone for two minutes and died (because you flashed into them the first time and refused to ward the second)

you also get angry and steal other people's lanes the second you're not hitlerstomping lane (which you never do because you never build any AP and insist on building the most boring, passive, "carry me please" full enchanter build every game). I have seen you play maybe one game where you weren't crying in allchat or shittalking the enemy team while getting carried.

>>528681269
my hamster always looked like an old man, RIP Little Jay

>Chogath gets reworked
>They turn him into barney

John Riot is my dad and he said Kennen was always meant to be old.

>>528680387
I used to play him a lot in my old account and I have been waiting for a rework ever since. I don't care if you believe me or not

>>528662556
killed draven for larping as a nigger on the internet.

I'm just not a huge fan of ugly or male champions in general.

>>528681047
meta isn't very important, it's about how good you are
you don't have to worry about it until high elo unless you're picking something really suboptimal like jungle vayne

>>528680954
he looks unwashed and ugly like some kind of homeless ninja begging for a few coins to survive

>>528677003
that nigger doesnt even play in vgs

>>528681540
>no smolder
die

>>528681548
I play WW and volibear jungle. Shyvana when im feeling AP is needed for comp.
Support I plat Sona, Leona and blitz. I try to play naut but im dogshit at landing his hook because of the awkward hitbox

>>528673701
tazmir bros, they made a real life asian girl into a champ.

>>528667487
It's not AI, it's just the same, boring, faceless artists drawing the same, boring, soulless art for the "WE NEED CHINKS TO BUY THIS" skins it always is.

>Take female champ
>Use absolutely no primary colors
>Put her in a triumphant pose with a serious expression
>Change it if it doesn't look enough like Genshin Impact yet
>Chinks lap it up like mad

>>528681540 (Me)
These are more my style.

>>528681403
Looks like the few Silver Seraphine APC I saw.

>>528680835
Lol he's heimerdinger's brother now

>>528681540
Low test sissy

>>528681828
Yes, to confirm I don't recall seeing anyone by that name in a /vg/ vs /vg/ at all this year.

Special thanks to all that host, posting screenshots of bets, results, and the people that blog about their custom games in the threads. Without it I would have never been able to pull enough information to get a general idea of who is based, and who is cringe. Thank you.

>>528682069
shameless waifufag with no taste, how original

>>528681991
you should be fine until master

>>528682156
I would like to contest my position as a sweat. What office should I send my compiled evidence to, and what are its hours of operation?

>>528681540
>>528682069
certified woman moment

looking for a league husband?

>Lulu gets reworked as a grandma

>>528681540
>>528682069
Please please PLEASE be my girlfriend

>>528679335
we don't know

>>528681403
the flash into them is hilarious great clip

lolg couples?

since we are at it

post 'em

https://masterychart.com

>>528682069
cute sissy.. im proud of you for not playing the disgusting putrid male champs <3

i only play female champs but i'm a fully grown high test man

>>528682667
Me and the minus LP screen

>>528680387
guess context matters since I play all the champs I find fun, also no idea about the context in which I'm posting this for, people upset bout kennen VGUs? I don't care as long as gameplay is the same, all his skins are trashu with the current design

>>528682490
post name and proof that contradicts the claim here in the thread. Office hours are 9a-7p EST, Monday through Friday. Any statements you make will be taken into consideration but acknowledge you are not only addressing me but the rest of your peers by posting your claims here. You have the floor now.

BASED

>>528671059
Im only half real I fear.

>>528683134
meant for >>528682069

do you think if I get a maiden it would make me stronger when playing league?

>>528683405
it will make you value your time more, so possibly

>>528683405
no, women are a pain in the ass.

>>528682178
waifufags here have shit taste though
>ice witch hag
>futa goat
>literal spider
>heroin coal burner
>lolis
>baby's first big tiddy goth girl
>racist latina stereotype

Oops! did I break something? Funny how all I do is exist, floating in with perfect curls, lashes curled like I planned your downfall, scissors sparkling like jewelryand suddenly everyone on lolg collapse in emotional shambles.

I'm not even trying. This isn’t effort, it’s just what happens when you're stitched to perfection. I'm a living masterpiece wrapped in lace and mischief. You train. You sweat. I twirl. I win!

Honestly, if your ego can’t survive a little beauty with sharp scissors, maybe don’t queue up next time. I’m not responsible for the drama I cause, I’m just too pretty for peace.

>>528673792
>n-no u
brainlet take, dont @ me, you are only butthurt because you got banned for saying gamer words

>>528683635
based gwensissy

>528683134
>tattoos
>implants
at least the ears and wig look good

>>528683770
Oops forgot to use the reply function! My bad! Fixed :3
>>528683134

>pick zyra bot
>d4 freakazoid support picks some random shit and just perma roams from lvl 3 until the game is lost
how fucking hard is support man
I don't even mind roaming but maybe you should hit lvl 6 before 14 minutes even as a support if you want to win the game

>>528683961
OH MAAAAAANNO

>>528683405
you'll start performing worse after getting a gf,just saying

tonight's ranked playlist

https://youtu.be/iFV1KDRgIp0

I wish we could be a better general but everything you do is chase people away.

>>528684170
Actually, it's this

https://youtu.be/QCE_IOLq6XU?list=PL9Ev4BWEzoiuVD-VaOdfMQOJiSvvBW_zq

guess the champ

>>528684343
nice ip grabber nigga

>>528682756
Been a while since I updated that.

lolg bros, how do i find a gf like this >>528682069 ?

Gwen adc is actually fucking nuts if your support isn't a mouth breathing knuckle dragging troglodyte, you win early game mid game and auto win late game if full build due to split push power

>>528682756
Behold

>>528684797
Fedora weeb...I kneel...

>>528684876
yone players should be bullied

whichever retard celebrated last thread, i am not dead (yet)
the 4th ticket somehow got through and wasn't closed immediately and they acknowledged that the warnings/bans were too close to eachother resulting in an instant permaban

>>528682756
What does this say about me?

>>528683961
This is why you play support yourself so you don't get creatures playing the role.
Or play Luggs and then after 6 ult every other wave so you don't need your support anymore.

>>528684954
Riots already doing that

>>528685002
>sorry to hear you're going through a rough period in your life where you threaten to rape and kill all niggers in dms with other players!
lmfao

>528685047
don't @ me brownoid

>>528682756

>>528685002
How the fuck?

I got perma banned on my first and only other account like 8 years ago for telling my inting jungler to go hang himself and they've refused to unban it.
I've tried several times because I have a couple pax skins there and those faggots just refuse.

>>528683119
si17 here... i feel like im pretty fun and friendly when my support doesn't grief me (shibs) and we win games... i think neutral should be a better fit...

>>528685298
That anon only got unbanned because they were banned after a punishment was already applied. They were presumably only supposed to get two weeks.

>>528685402
Literally everyone hates playing with you.

>>528685090
i figured i don't get a 2nd chance so i just went all out on the
>i have a sad fucking chungus life, lot of negative things have happened so i said things i didn't really mean sowwy ;<
>>528685298
because the way they do things is
>warning
>ban
>X days period where if you do anythingh you get permad
in my case i was warned,banned AND permabanned within an hour
the point of warnings is to give you time to reflect, in my case i could do nothing because they escalated it to a permaban

>>528685467
this is untrue

>>528685467
why do they still let him play if they hate him? give him the boodrum treatment

>>528685402
Shibs
>is cute
You
>are obese
>unskilled at the game (boosted)
>ugly
>will contribute nothing to this world

>>528685572
Okay, convince yourself if you want.

>>528685582
Because Majin is a pussy and thinks laughing at him is funny. #NOTHERFAULT

>>528683961
Ughhhhhh adcs are just so whiny

I played Jax for the first time today and my jaw is on the floor.
I really don't understand how people lose with some champions, they manage to do everything and be insane at everything at every point in the game.

>>528685784
can't blame him when seratranny is so desperate to be one of the cool kids

Is Draven supposed to be a turk?

>even the discord clique hates s17
gotta be intentional to make yourself even more unlikable than lyra

>>528682069
slut

Once I finish my midlane training it's over for you nibbers

>>528682069
bros why dont women find muscular manly men attractive and instead husbando guys like viego, kayn, and ezreal?

remember most my shops prove the majority people here are support sluts or adcsissies

>had a creeping suspicion i was going to be up against hwei top instead of the jax that got picked so i locked in scorch comet yorick
>it actually was hwei
i love when people bring their dogshit champs that take 4 autos to kill ghouls into my lane. if they can’t get a giant lead before i’m level 4 then the lane effectively ends right then and there

>>528686630
I am not a sissy.
I'm a healchad.

>>528686628
our resident girls like twinks or beastiality

>>528686803
even swainfag prefers the suave well dressed man over a hulking muscle man...

>>528686781
you're a packmule playing THE most iconic healslut. don't kid yourself

>>528685047
bro zyra is as good at waveclearing 1v2 as any lux if not better but it doesn't change the fact that an underlevelled dogshit useless support will lose you the game regardless

>>528662556
Shaving her pubes.

Goodnight, /lolg/

>>528686985
I'm a healchad.

>>528686921
she's a nasty fujo with daddy/control issues. and nuswain is more ripped than old warlock swain ever was

>>528686560
Mid lane feels like cock and ball torture nowadays, you NEED to play in tandem with your jungler to do literally anything and if your jungler refuses/exclusively goes top or some dumb shit you're basically fucked and have to play from a horrible position until hopefully/ideally hit your power spike, if you do at all.
Unless you're laning against a significantly worse player it feels like you have zero agency unless you're playing one of the 8ish broken as fuck mid laners.


This gets worse the higher elo you go because support/jungle can hard camp the lane for free and there's nothing you can do about it except hope your team makes use of the opportunity, and where broken champions like Azir or Akshan or Orianna excel because they can nuke waves insanely easily very early on while being impossible to gank while being insane roamers while hard scaling

d4 is so fucking weird
one game feels like a silver shitter lobby where everyone chases kills when turbo behind and 4 cs/min
next game feels like a fucking chall lobby with everyone being 10cs/min and no one ever gets caught or makes mistakes
i fucking hate this elo

>>528686921
swain is quite fit and hairy, what do you mean?

bro I can't take this anymore
I cannot queue up another game to play with d4 chimps
I can't do it

>>528687185
Skill issue

>>528687160
>>528687276
nuswain is not ripped
regardless the aesthetic of Swain is not the typical work out muscleman thing men gravitate towards like Pantheon, Darius, Garen, or Mundo
hes closer to an aged up version of the twinks

>>528686781
I genuinely have not seen a Yone win a single game in like 3 months, let alone perform well, niggers need to stop picking this useless fucking champion

>>528687057
Good night.

>>>/adv/33265858

>>528686746
theres a a poke yorick player on the slavic superserver who goes liandry + comet + scorch every game on mid and top and just shits on people

>>528682069
HOLY SEX

BE MY LEAGUE WIFE PLEASE IM SO LONELY

I WILL BUY YOU SKINS

>>528687416
>used to think yone was broken
>LT got nerfed and all of a sudden he’s just useless
It’s funny how life works. If someone doesn’t have a billion games on that champ they’re almost guaranteed to int their brains out

>>528687304
Maybe in your little silver ass games it doesn't matter but in my master games people will actually exploit anything they can, this gets even worse when I got close to gm
support and jungle lose next to nothing and just the threat of them being relatively close can single handledly ruin the lane which happens insanely often due to how open the lane is

>>528687354
You're trolling right? Just because he's mostly covered in armor doesn't mean he's not ripped. Look at the splash arts. It's coomerbait for girls attracted to mature men.
>>528664427
Muscular arm

>>528687673
i know it's fake but the office leaking gets me

>>528687354
swain is not a roided out musclehead in terms of physique but he is very fit and well proportioned in terms of size.
he's most definitely not a twink but not too beef cakey either not too hairy, just good enough with potential for more if left unshaven.

>>528687185
>>528687846
>masterlow yaps an inaccurate word salad
not surprised

it's soooooooooo fucking hard to stop autopiloting as a botlaner
I can't understand how other people do it. your support keeps doing random dogshit plays and you can't cooperate with anyone else basically despite the fact that you heavily rely on teamwork
when I played support I could just adapt to whatever nonsense my teammates cook up and play according to that but when I play adc it's so fucking exhausting to try to play around the constantly changing dogshit plays of my teammates

Heh surely this healnoob isn't a healchad
NNOOONONONONO HE IS A HEAL CH-ACK!!!!!

>>528676110
>>528676169
A legendary skin replacing her pillary with master hand from smash bros. Her R could be the hand flying across the map and pointing down at whomever it hits for puppet briar to fly to.

this is an aged up twink

>>528683570
>literal spider
Am I supposed to take that as an insult? Because I dont.

>>528687678
Honestly if I liked mid I’d probably do the same thing, a 4 ghoul E does a lot more damage than people realize on most mid champs. It’s also super easy to set up ganks because putting someone in a cage is enough to bait out flashes most of the time

>>528688358
looks like aged up viego

Now that the dust has settled, what did /we/ think of Act I?

>>528687185
My problem is I'm either afk side farming or limit testing until im 1/10 with LITERALLY NO inbetween. I lack control

>>528688101
you are not getting stimulated enough
you probably find adc champs boring as shit, but you don't want to admit it
play something new, or try mages
samira makes my brain actually work cause it's just pure dopamine gameplay

>>528688523
can't wait for the dating sim

>>528688101
I was asking my Morgana to not use the aoe on the wave because I wanted to freeze since we lost the invade at the start and she was doing it regardless. I don't understand how supports can be this uncooperative and then complain of the useless botlaner bro I almost literally depend on you.

>>528688574
I've tried everything
adc are the most fun champs for me
I used to main the most stimulating one (draven) and right now my most played is zyra and I like playing her
I do have insane adhd but I can still focus while playing low apm stuff like janna nami etc. or other roles
I cannot focus while playing botlane (every other game when my support does random shit)
I legit focus and win every game if my support doesn't just fuck off to toplane because they see that I locked in a mage

>>528687416
>>528687793
Because yone was a tard filter champion that checked dumb mid laners and adcs and Riot decided to try and "fix" that
They ended up turning Yone into another pro play caged champion that can't do shit in lane, he's fucking horrible in solo queue because he basically has no laning phase, he's insanely easy to counter, insanely telegraphed and doesn't even scale like a Kayle or Jax or most ADCs to warrant that laning phase
But when he spikes with the crit he's suddenly the best champion in the game for 5 minutes
And then he starts free falling into being useless again, which is heavily accelerated if your team is already losing because then the actual scalers are gonna two shot him


It doesn't affect pro because the games WILL end when he's falling off and he gets the help required to let him hit that spike, while also being able to exploit the team fight ultimate and the pick off/quick initiation potential
in solo queue best case scenario in challenger the game will end quickly so he performs best there, but you still got all the other problems so he's still not very good

Because of that he's been pretty much the worst solo laner for the last few patches, he doesn't even get half decent 48%+ winrates until you start hitting ranks like bronze, silver and iron

>>528688489
viego is also fujo bait

There should be an AP Collector. Why do ADCs get to have all the fun.

>>528688948
but our local yonefags are still lowelo

Fiora
R heal duration: 2s-5s based on Vitals triggered --> 5s always

still needs to actually trigger at least one Vital to get the healing at all, but getting only 1-3 Vitals now heals the same as getting all four

buffed before illaoi with a 3% higher winrate
maybe I should just rope myself on the light post over phreak's VIP parking spot

>>528689006
He would look so much better if he got rid of his definition

Wasn't this bullshit supposed to stop the game DURING THE MATCH and end it right then and there with no LP or penalty to our accounts, like it never happened, while the cheater gets banned?
WHY DID YOU LET THE MATCH CONTINUE I KNEW THAT FUCKER WAS SCRIPTING HE EVEN SUCKED DONKEY DICK AS CAITLYN AND WAS LIKE 2/9
>dodges every fucking spell
>frame flashes
>does weird ass movements no human would ever fucking do
>recognized it like 5 mins into playing bot lane

So this shit is just chinese spyware at this point. It's not doing anything. I even looked this fucker up in my match history. They weren't even IN my match history, like I cannot find this fucker anywhere so what the fuck?

>>528689245
I look like this except way fatter.

this is suave well dressed man and a hulking muscle man... bros i thought these were mutually exclusive? twink sissies... we lost

>>528689140
Your shadow flame??

phreak has such a blatant anti melee bias its unreal

>start day on 0 lp
>lose twice, -0 both times so its cool
>win 3 games in a row, big 55 lp so we are feeling good
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss (derank)
>loss
>win up to 1 game from promo
>demon team
>somehow win, ending day on +13 lp
a win is a win but if I wasnt on 0 lp with a demote shield I would be down >40 lp

>>528689293
They only terminate games where it's blatantly obvious. They give you that notice because they watched multiple games to be 98% sure it's a cheater before banning. All Vanguard does is stop shit like cheat engine from booting before your OS odes to dodge detection. They still have to analyze games where they cheat using other means.

he's a kat otp even doe his hwei is General Mao

>>528689452
you mean the shitty jeweled gauntlet?

>>528689154
who even plays yone here?
azakana?

yeah there's always gonna be retards at every elo on every champion, but even in platinum and gold yone still has 46% and 47% wr respectively
we're at the stage that unless you're genuinely good at the champ you're just handicapping yourself, and even then you'd get better results with half the effort on almost anything else

>>528689245
>>528689393
something that isn't brought up as much with the rework is that he became unmasked.

>>528689562
katevolved? or who are u talmbout

>>528689486
The man has slipped too far to be saved and its unreal how there's no checks or balances on this bald fuckface.
He doesn't play the game. Not really. He doesn't "feel" the game, he walks into work and sees win rates, percentages, etc. He thinks 48% win rate on Zed is "balanced" but has no idea how fucking god awful it is to play against that fucker when only a few changes make it "feel" more balanced.
>revert the insta w
>have a slight windup (think Kassadin Q) to his Q
>compensate with a slightly higher R ratio (he has to land more than 2 skillshots to oneshot if not slightly ahead / well ahead

Done.
I'm a numbers guy myself, but even I know that how something feels, as frilly and foo foo faggoty as it sounds, matters way more to players than how "balanced" something is.

Don't get me started on Akali holy fucking shit.

Getting better and better :)

I can't be bothered replying to like the 10 (You)s I got, but no sorry, I will not be your /lolg/ wife. I appreciate the compliments anyways <3

>>528689640
yonefag but he doesn't play ranked not that he'd be any good anyway. our best yone/yasuo player is VO

>>528689925
>I will not be your /lolg/ wife
NOOOO MY DREAMS OF A LEAGUE WIFE ARE OVER

>>528689553
That's not how it was fucking advertised at all.
Do you not remember the promotion /dev shitvid where they show
>WARNING CHEATER DETECTED MATCH TERMINATED
in a big fucking explody graphics overlay while a league match is going on?

Come the fuck on.
I'd rather the game end right then and there instead of losing LP (we lost that game don't get me on a rant) and while they lose their account with one probably gifted and/or free skin on it I'm stuck having to try to get 2 more wins to make up for that fucking loss.

>>528689838
me
(((kat)))evolved is a nid/lee otp at the moment sadly

>>528689640
VO plays yasuo/yone and he's masters, saga also plays yone in diamond but I don't think they blog here too much if at all unlike Azakana so that's the only one you see.

>>528690036
league wife doesn't have to be a lolg wife. queue up those arams.

>>528688948
I’m just glad this nigger champ has been banished from top lane

>>528689393
We've always had a well dressed muscular man

>>528689925
:c

>>528689925
grats on the S cutie but i am very disappointed there will be no lolg wife

>>528690209
littlest dog barks the most

>>528690209
vo always has been a yasuo buttfucker. yone gets rinsed by pony in the mid lane and complains almost as much as si17. azakana is the only true yonepicker from here

>>528661858 (OP)
Sex with lamb (x2) (she is pregnant now)

>>528690209
isn't saga E4

>one hour stream complaining about yunara showing her midriff

>>528689925
What about just being a slut for us? No relationship commitment required?

>>528682756
Am I a dom or a sub by my masteries /lolg/

>>528690507
He's such a faggot but his taste is pretty good. Complaining about female champions aside.

>>528690787
based arya

Hello.
I'm the OG Dota 1 (WC3 Custom Game) player from like 2 weeks ago who started playing league and had asked for some character advice from people.

I hit ranked level 41 \o/ but I'm really really struggling in games now. I started off playing Briar in the Jungle role, then switched to Naafiri (I like dogs), and then played a lot of Kai'Sa games but I've been losing a lot
>no like, a *lot*
of matches and it's starting to demoralize me.
I believe I'm something like 19 ranked wins and 30 ranked losses.

Is there something I'm missing? I've jumped around on a lot of different characters and I can't seem to lock down on a proper role or playstyle any more or even character. I don't feel impactful or that I die far too much (I'm dying around 10 times a game and I'm getting around 5/6 kills a game). Perhaps too aggressive but that's sort of how I like to play but that doesn't seem to reward me ever.

I've got some token free currency and I bought a bit of RP for some cosmetics, I didn't want to buy too much but there's some skins that are pretty or that I liked the look of. I'm just really struggling.

I'm not sure who to play any more or where.

>>528690787
how did you take the urgot rework?

>>528690787
I am noob
If that much wasn't obvious

>>528691056
it flopped, but now that the dust has settled, we can discuss why

>>528691017
You're just limit testing and learning. Losing a lot at first jumping right into ranked is correct.

>>528691017
you got 15 years of catching up to do have fun

>>528691017
Kai'Sa is weak early, if you want to be aggressive play something else. Also bot lane is decided by the support, unless you're smurfing you're kind of just along for the ride. If you want to fight a lot I would recommend playing an early game champ toplane like Renekton or Sett.

>>528691017
>>Is there something I'm missing?
There's a reason so many people say "you are the only constant" as a joke - lots of games are truly just going to be outside of your control even if others will try to convince you that's not the case. It's just like any other team-oriented activity.

>I'm not sure who to play any more or where.
Play what you have fun playing. The sooner you break out of the "playing to win" mentality the more you'll immediately start to see gains. People confound the act of not directly "playing to win" as being the polar opposite and just "playing for fun" and running down games and whatever but those are just two extremes. It's a game. Find something you like and that makes you happy playing it and do your best to learn what runes or items to take in what circumstances and improve via that.
That being said...
>(I'm dying around 10 times a game and I'm getting around 5/6 kills a game).
Seeing as how Briar is one of your highest masteries, in HER case that's normal. She'll naturally be dying a bunch throughout games. As for Kai'Sa and Mel though, definitely just look to play around poking out your opponents more and avoid committing. You can still be aggressive - just *aggressively* poke instead of trying to all in with champions who don't have the potential to do that.

>>528682756
gonna be a while for me to pass over my TF but we'll see based on what I decide for the new onetrick

>>528691602
Saying you are the only constant is not a joke though, it is an actual fact - It just depends on your skill level. If you're around the same level of overall skill as your teammates, you will not be able to just climb easily.

Yes there are some games out of your control, but that is once again skill level dependent. There are games that challengers will lose in. But at the same time, challenger players will climb to GM+ with a 70% winrate on alts.

>>528691017
what server do you normally play on? I say this with intent, if you are on NA and join/associate yourself into the players here and add them, most of the players in the game are more than happy to answer questions you have about specific in game variables.The thing that got me better the fastest was playing vg vs vg 5v5 customs and chatting with the players from there, whether about general stuff in game or certain things that happened in the game you guys played in that you can work on.

>>528691017
that isn't your fault, you got placed too high because the game judged you to be a gold~ player based on normal game performance
for me it was the exact opposite, i got placed lower than you and i had to go all the way to diamond while i stomped my games in lower ranks that i didn't belong to

first season is always rough for new players because they have no solid ground,nowhere to belong to (yet)
i would not give a shit about your winrate at all, if people insult you then just disable chat or mute the player instead
right now you need a foundation and for that you need to experiment, with experimentation comes failure and with failure comes opportunity to learn

>and I can't seem to lock down on a proper role or playstyle any more or even character.
which is natural for league, it took me 2 years to find what role i wanted to play and even now i am not satisfied
each role has it's drawbacks, it all comes down to what bullshit you are willing to play with/against
examples
>like adc
>hate playing duo lane
>like juggernauts
>hate playing toplane because it's too 1 dimensional + seperated from map
>like midlane
>hate assassins
eventually you will arrive at 1 that has the least amount of shit

it's so much easier to pick characters in other games compared to league, it's only natural
i'd motivate you to play more if you enjoy the characters but the game is in such a sad state that it's really hard to recommend someone to play more

>>528691017
>Perhaps too aggressive but that's sort of how I like to play but that doesn't seem to reward me ever.
I can’t be too useful here because I don’t play jungle but there’s definitely junglers out there that fit your play style. You’re still new to the game and you’ve chosen to play two tedious roles so no matter what you’re going to struggle for a while. I’d maybe look up someone like coach kirei on youtube and go from there

>>528691017
Dying a lot when you’re new to the game is fine you dont learn your limits any other way
If you fall behind consistently it can be better to start thinking in terms of - I need to get a wave and then I’ll make a play. Shouldn’t be a hard rule but fast shoving a wave before a fight will keep your champ at a decent level even if you fight a lot

riots API is down so AOE is now the #1 rated lolg on the dpm leaderboard
>>528691017
kaisa is one of the most difficult adcs to play, especially for a new player without experience playing adc to begin with. if you want to play adc I recommend Miss Fortune, Sivir, Jinx or Jhin to get the fundamentals locked down. These champions all thrive on being in the back of the team, taking cover behind their teammates and dealing damage from a distance, as opposed to Kaisa who thrives on engaging with her team, ulting past the enemy team and being sort of a secondary assassin

>>528692226
>riots API is down so AOE is now the #1 rated lolg on the dpm leaderboard
I kneel.

>>528690505
I can't be arsed playing solo queue ranked like before that shit blows donkey cock so I'm still E4 or some crap like that because I played promos, lost most and stopped.
The splits and changes made it too annoying, I'll play solo q in summer when I have more time but I'd probably just get like 7 wins for D4 and maybe stop if it gets annoying. When you end up diamond for a couple seasons they basically start gifting it to you and you get like 50 lp per win and 10 per loss until you hit it again.


>>528691017
If you've played dota you should know that you're gonna lose a lot when learning a game like this, you're absorbing insane amounts of information every game and it's gonna take several games for that shit to stick.
I would recommend just playing whatever you find cool or fun, maybe see some streams so you can see more champions being played at a good level in order to see their performance and how they move and work in good hands. Seeing some youtube videos so you can start absorbing key information and terms faster wouldn't be a bad idea.
Unlike most dota Dota heroes this game is VERY micro and matchup intensive, not in the sense of controlling several units but in the sense that one small misstep or key press can immediately ruin everything against better players and there's an insane amount of mobility options and skillshots you have to take into account at every second, if you played and enjoyed invoker you might enjoy some of the more complicated champions.

>>528684450
Ashe if noob

>>528692528
holy sex

>>528692226
how can you link all of those ADCS but not link the easiest one tristana? she literally becomes unkillable at level 18 with full build

BOW to your lolg GODS

>>528685784
>Majin is a pussy
in what reality
somethings will sort themselves out
im just going to rate him like every other high elo player and balance teams accordingly
they are the highest rated lolg and the #1 sera exclusive ehc otp after all, so surely they should be treated in the same vein as supra bear and gourdon

>>528686921
Falls under the same category as shes actually 1000 years old cover men use for neoteny attraction. They want an impossible to attain image of a 80s bodybuilder, prime metzen while grizzled 55+ in age to signify experience. Swains status as general is the cherry on top.

>>528692698
why was there a reset on dpm?

https://youtu.be/Gi7zJTbyvDk?si=J7ZRQXvaPyocyzuw

No voice filter is really surprising

>>528663390
if you think cheesing is sweaty instead of fun I'm sorry but you've been lobotomized

>>528689154
70% percent of the playerbase is shitlow but for some reason you love bringing those 2 up like it's some gotcha every time

>>528692571
Yes

>>528692698
I KNEEL.

>>528692790
wait she's hagmaxxing?

>>528692613
because Tristana is a dive champ, at least early game, plays somewhat antithetical to the "stay back and shoot from afar". she is easy and she is good, but I dont think she should be recommended to people new to the role since skills on her dont transfer to the traditional ones in the same sense that skills on traditional ones transfer to other adc archetypes (like spacing, positioning, when you can play aggro etc)

>>528693148
topic was yone players on lolg. sorry your ebf is trash at the game. maybe they should ask VO for tips

>>528693241
No i mean it is the female equivalent delusion.

>>528693148
He's in love with them like the anon who constantly has to bring up KIng Gray. Maybe it's even the same person.

if you were any good at this game you'd cringe at every serious post discussing it, you're all so clueless about the most basic intuitive things

>>528693219
FUCK
alright i know what im doing for the next 15ish mins

>it's another "you're all so shit im the only one who knows what he's talking about in this entire thread" episode

Challengerbros... Are we... Washed?

>>528693461
aren't all the champs mary sues

We lost but x4 honors makes it all worth <3

>>528693241
>>528692790
noone cares talk about the game

>>528693502
>everyone is dumb except me
woooooow so original, literally clapped irl btw

>>528693416
>projection
You probably think and post about them more than I or anyone else does in this general, buddy

>>528690209
>>528689978
>>528693416
vo is master? he's worse than qmm and that guy is gold level

>>528693913
>2976 games of ARAM
do women really?

ahahaha

>>528693129
>its funny to be a faggot
chart working as intended

Ionian women...

>>528694035
qmm just hit diamond though

lolg is so funny how they say nobody is the rank they get to

>>528693416
You always bring them up and nobody else despite this general having other known Yone players. You're obsessed. I also hope you don't put your foot where your mouth is and you're higher than silver.

>>528694035
>vo "this is my last season im playing league guys, gonna focus on rl"
>six years in the running
lower than gold level irl too

>>528694215
made for big noxian cocks

>>528694035
I know this is crazy to think anon but you can't gauge someone actual skill from a handful of lolg inhouses where they might be playing off role or trying some weird shit or their bot lane is a 2/9 bronze playing adc soraka against an emerald 3 adc one trick

>>528694215
She looks short and chubby here

>>528694215
MILDLY MUSCULAR WOMAN STEP ON ME

>>528694410
he plays yone yasuo every game against me and it's like playing against si17 filled mid

>>528694358
lol go cry somewhere else. he's not going to fuck you

>>528694497
>Mildly muscular
that shit is RIPPED for a woman

LITTLE YORDLE SLUTS GOT ME ACTING UNWISE

>>528691017
add me please add me please

>>528694215
>>528694497
unlucky tazmir

>>528694497
>no pubes
inaccurate

what happened to the poppy anon

>>528694568
pretty much anyone but jinx or yordles is ripped.

>>528694691
the long arm of the law finally got him, hes busy working three jobs to pay all that child support

1000-year virgin

>>528694648
i hope you shave before going to public pools

>>528694497
your chromas

>>528694862
>>528694689
face so alien and ugly you need to be an autistic porn addict not to feel odd about it

>>528695081
looks like shit in game
base it is

>>528694560
>can't even post his opgg or a screencap of his own profile with rank
Coward and a hypocrite

>>528695081
I dont like the skin but if I end up getting it in a reroll, I'll probably use the green, blue and white chromas

>>528695081
>purple hair chroma
thank god

buying yunara with rp
buying yunara's skin
buying all yunara chromas

>>528695081
>no blonde version

your adc

Ashe anon you around?

>>528693796
Old swain wasnt. Thats the problem.

>>528695081
Purple looks the best by far, Blue second, Pink third.

>>528695181
cry more fag :)

>>528695491
needs a good corrective raping

>>528694593
Lulu is clearly the hottest character in league and this is the proof

Office Lady skins when

>>528693262
completely fair, I play lucian so I can't even speak.

>>528695283
wtf why is she so jacked? doesn't she use telepathy

>>528691897
it's not a fact if hard losing botlane is also a constant

Rammus in Brawl is actually fun. Sure, you die A LOT, but it's still fun to play as a turtle.

>>528695810
she's one of the kinkou like shen and kennen, she's a ninja. she's what akali was supposed to be before she left, the fist of shadow

feeling cute...

>>528693568
Have fun

Can't unsee now

Forced impregnation!

yunarass

Need a gf that looks exactly like yunara and lets me do ryona on her

>>528695805
I'd say Lucian is a pretty decent recommendation for anyone wanting to learn adc and niche themselves more into spell-oriented adcs like Lucian, Zeri, Kaisa and Ezreal etc so I don't think you're being too silly, dont worry about it

we need more athletic girls desu

>>528693568
solving a 50000 pieces puzzle you autistic reddit nigger?

What do I think of this change?

three games in a row I had people talk shit even when we were turbo winning the game
what causes this behavior?

>>528696180
>fart towel

Actually we need more hags like syndra and renata

>>528696346
you either win their way, or fuck you

>>528696303
forgot the picture.

>>528695519
Yeah I'm around

we need more reworks like volibear

>>528696382
Camille counts as one, and technically zoe. But it doesn't matter wrinkles only apply to male characters.

>>528696412
notice the important distinction that they didn't feel the need to include "duo" haha...

we need more mary sues

>>528696180
These skins really are just Pool Party with a slight asian/Spirit Blossom coat of paint. Why don't they just bring OG Pool Party back at this point? I'm pretty sure Ocean Song flopped.

>Wake up
>Another jvggernavt homogenized and ruined forever
>Volibear is still reworked

>>528696707
Ocean Song flopped because they had to make it some music festival/fashion shit to justify S*raphine being in it instead of just playing it straight.

>When she sees your penis

are they fucking

>>528696707
Ocean song flopped because of the champs picked for the skinline

Why do yasuo players built bork over kraken for the ADC role? Isn't kraken infinitely superior even if the enemy team has tanks?

>>528697051
I thought the player was supposed to be the one flirting with them, no?

ladies/gays is xin zhao hot or not?

Genuinely, how do I go about finding a league girlfriend? I just want to duo with them and be flirty and buy them skins.

At this point I might settle for a sissy for any form of feminine contact. I don't mean an IRL girlfriend, I have no interest in that.

>>528697354
Why would you want that?

>>528697354
aram is the easiest
adding any support main will increase your chances of finding a girl or sissy

>>528695817
You can say whatever cope you want, it doesn't make you right. Good players are able to climb up to the ranks they are in with high winrates for a reason.

>>528697354
If I were still a tranny, I would have taken you up on that offer. Sadly, I'm not. Good luck finding him/her though.

>>528697354
just send a friend request.

>>528697890
>still
what happened anon?

>>528695817
cope... good players know how to get enabled...

>>528697890
serabros....

Im looking forward to playing Yunara yen seconds at a time.

FUCK FUCK FUCK I just ate all the leftovers. My mom is going to be so mad. I'm such a fat piece of shit.

>>528697935
They grew up and got soul crushed into workerman.

Peace offering huh...

>>528697107
This
Zeri is an ugly brownoid nobody will willingly play unless she's broken
Only 2% of the playerbase can make Nidalee work
Nobody wants to buy an Ashe skin that isn't a legendary because of her outdated animations and annoying voice over that never shuts the fuck up
Yone could've carried the skin line if it wasn't one of his worst skins

>>528698130
king brown sissies...

>>528698130
Garfeld did you eat all the lasgana?

>>528697935
I got told a million times that I will never be a woman by /pol/ and /v/. I stopped communicating with groomers. And finally, I got a gf who asked me to stay as a boy


There's a lot more to the story, but let's keep it League focused. During covid, I played only Gwen in AI matches lol.

I can't spell... Bamboo 4 here I come.

>>528698252
lmao
hope you reported that indian

>>528698252
the cringe in that picture in unnreal

>>528698252
both sides in this image are cringe

>>528698252
me and who

>>528698282
Zeri was the cutest of the batch. Yone skins need to stop making him maskless. It sucks he's dressed like a stripper for most of his skins and doesn't have his mask in most of them.

Spa day Zozo doko

>>528696429
Im gonna work on the workout Ashe later today.
Would you prefer dolphin shorts or yoga pants? Also I was gonna draw her very sweaty, or do you prefer a more clean look?

>>528699006
>Zeri was the cutest of the batch
this is what is known as a truth nuclear bomb

>>528698951
no u

>>528694093
>When you hear your girlfriend farting and notice your dick getting hard

>>528686803
>beastiality
?

>>528697107
No it flopped because the champs weren't showing any skin despite it being a swimsuit skinline

>>528697310
He's definitely more attractive now but Riot really needs to update his model. For years now his splash arts for the more modern skins and his design in other things like WR, cinematic, and comics have had him looking like this but in his actual in game model for his base skin he looks like a 60 year old uncle who smoked heavily

>>528699463
It was a summer skinline, not explicitly swimsuit. ashe, nidalee, sera, and yone do show off skin

not every champion needs to be coom bait

>>528699540
Living in Noxus will do that. If Xin stayed in Ionia his skin would be lush and youthful

>>528699619
>not every champion needs to be coom bait
Yes they do

>>528699619
Every champ should have appeal.
Sex appeal is one type of appeal.

>>528699169
Dolphin shorts sound great, could show her thighs better, sweaty is fine too

>>528699619
Wrong

>>528699619
pls understand the playerbase hasn't touched a woman in years so they mist have pixels to goon too

>>528698282
I liked Seraphine being a bleached Chinese thot

Honestly shouldn't be surprised that they chose Ionia as their second season after Noxus their second favorite region
the REAL bet is if they're going to just give up on this "region centric seasons" gimmick when they realize after this season they can't pump out Ionian and Noxian after Ionian and Noxian champion

>>528690307

>>528698252
It's always funny to hear about these kinds of things but its another to read what's explicitly being said.

brawl with my best friend
twitch.tv/npclowiq

>>528698252
let's flip the genders, would this be acceptable? how would you react to this sort of behavior from a female league player?

>>528682756

>>528699756
I mean you're not wrong but Riot has been going for the prettier but still notably aged design for awhile now but just refuse to update his default model at all. I hope he's the secret VU that was mentioned before.

I love League but the bounty system is absolutely insufferable. Worst mechanic in the history of humanity holy shit

You are formally invited to attend dumbdigger's 18th annual prelim ranked game party
when: today later on nigga
where dumbtwitchdigger on twitch

elo: should be gold. like all my games are gold average theres no way it wont be gold. my direct role opponents are gold-plat.

so my ranked games should be gold right? right not iron right? right

how: jungle games because i am not allowed to play mid in this game or any other role for that matter

why: to prove to lolgen how fucking stupid these retarded nigger posters are.


about: league of legends (general)

metaphorically: literally.


tl:dr read the entire post im not summarizing for you nigger


stop reading there.

>Scroll to FIVE random posts
>all of them are shitposts
Nice job bravo lolg really nice job. clap clap clap clap clap.

>>528700631
what would you like to see?

>>528700440
No one is safe

>>528684292
>At least two anons are chased out every year.
>Lolg wonders why the threads slowed down.

Stream .. dokoni?...

>>528700387
where do i signup for a girl to gift me skins and compliment me?

>>528699792
D. Shorts it is then.
With gym assistant Lulu extra versions ofc

>>528700727
bro its summer people are off doing other things. stop being afraid of boogeymen

>>528700875
Just look like this >>528689393 and post insta in champselect

>>528700387
>let's flip the genders
I wish, I'd be so in love

I hate how women get so much attention for free yet I'm over here STARVING

>>528700723
/lolg/ will see this and still have tbsöyen live in their heads rent free

>>528691017
can you please accept my friend request i promise you wont regret it

>>528701176
Just be gay, many anons here would treat you like a king

>>528700051
>since ive been playing lol
>a single Bandle City champ
and its fucking Yuumi
>a single Demacian champ
Sylas and even then he is the Riven of Demacia being against the fucking region
>2 Freljords
Ornn and Aurora
>9 FUCKING Ionians
starting with Jhin and ALSO Ionia is the region they decided to do a double drop putting out 2 of them on the same fucking patch
>3 Ixtal after making up this region
filling it out with rejects starting with Neeko as the first real Ixtal champ
>6 Noxians
starting at Kled, probably cause theyre attached at the hip to Ionia cause of the war
>a single Piltover champ
despite Arcanes popularity and its also Seraphine a lore second champ soley designed for Kda where she flopped and as a result ALSO ruined Skarners lore and deleted it from the game
>3 Shadow Isles champs
EVEN the Ruined King storyline could not get their attention off Ionia/Noxus for more than a year
>2 Targon
tranny region and they had to rework a few characters into it deleting their old stories, least that means one less Ionian
>3 Zaun
not a single Arcane character from the main regions made it into lol thats how obsessed they are with those 2 regions
>6 generic Runeterra
even the unallied entire continent has to share scraps off of Noxus and still falls behind in total numbers against Ionia
>the VERY NEXT CHAMPION is Ionian
Riot sucks at character design

>played 4 games today (only normals)
>3 games today where team got mega stomped (inting iron support, 14 death toplaner etc.)
>the one game we won midlaner went afk and the rest of us had to go sicko mode to barely clutch a win

this is so rigged

what league character do I turbo edge to on stable diffusion tonight

>>528701005
Based, love that Lulu is making another appearance, excited to see how she plans to "help out" this time

>>528701483
You already know..

>>528701276
guess where in the world league is most popular

>>528701730
What a pussy.

>>528701629
we need more america representation. a chubby fat white girl that is good at everything and viego finds her hot and all the guys want her

>>528701483
>>528701604

>>528701629
pretty sure the most popular champions in chinkland are not Ionian thoughbeit
Ezreal, Jarvan, Thresh

What are some conspiracy or "superstitious" habits you have that you've been convinced are a thing despite lacking the ability to provide undeniable proof? I'll give some examples of my own:
>leave queue if someone dodges a lobby, it means the matchmaking system had a "good enough" setup but now that one person is out for 5m/30m/24h it has to degrade itself and go to worse "best" options
>reset queues after 4 minutes, it means the system is struggling to find a lobby for you
>completely exit / restart your computer after every 2 losses in a row; riot does indeed track your average playtime, 'tolerances', time in client, etc
>runes are an extremely old system updated over multiple seasonal generations, the amount and calculations displayed can be subtly tweaked to either not be as effective or give wrong results (proof: there was a bug during mythic items era where the position of your items could give / not give mythic item stat bonuses)
>red (top right side team) has an extreme and major advantage when it comes to dragons, and in low to mid tier elos dragons are over emphasized, meaning red team players have the ability to much more easily respond, shut down, and snowball off magnetization to dragons, meaning in lower elos red side has an inherit advantage no matter what the comp or situation
>Lissandra has been tweaked and buffed several times over the years and has a few mechanics that, if discovered, would make her not only pro play viable but pick ban
>pinging or trying to coordinate your team too much will trigger a 'classification' of player you are, giving you more submissive and follower players when often you want the opposite (proof: tested over 50 accounts of differing behavioral patterns. "Yuumi Only" accounts performed FAR better than "I am the jungler calling the shots come here and do this" accounts.

What are yours?

>>528701730
all lies
i've been sending them griefer videos for the past 2 years and nobody ever got banned
i had 280gb worth of heavily compressed videos showcasing people who griefed me and they are still playing to this day
nobody gives a shit

>>528701774
What type of color revolution will she lead though

>>528701926
white duh

>>528701604
Such a stupid trope.

>>528701886
this is so dumb its unreal... as a gm player i have to sift through 15 min queues constantly... you can't just reset...

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

What's a feminine girly cute name I can make?
One that will make boys cream their pants as soon as they read it but not get me banned?

>>528702210
obviously qiyanasmilkman because lol sex, get it?

>>528695874
Is this goat?

>>528702359
>man
No but actually what name

>>528702210
Qiyanamilklady

>>528701886
>pinging or trying to coordinate your team too much will trigger a 'classification' of player you are, giving you more submissive and follower players when often you want the opposite (proof: tested over 50 accounts of differing behavioral patterns. "Yuumi Only" accounts performed FAR better than "I am the jungler calling the shots come here and do this" accounts.
fuck me this makes too much sense. another conspiracy is that you have to improve metrics like pinging things like omw as much as master players, and spamming fkeys like faker while walking to lane to riot sees you have high map awareness, and the system determines you're a higher rated player than your current rank, so it should give you better teams until you reach the rank their metrics say you belong to. you can't do both.

>personally
always always always exit queue after the queue timer exceeds the estimated time, every single time i let the timer run significantly past it, my team gets hitlerstomped. they're handpicking the worst possible apes for your demise if the clock runs too long.

>>528702365
Yeah get on.

>>528695803
Oh god please yes.

>>528702210
shibsthewondercat

i dont want to play yorick anymore this midscope is ass
tell me what to start playing

>>528702571
shitsthewonderegg

>>528701886
LosersQ doesn't only match you up with tilted teammates, it also influences a lot of microevents, such as the turrets fire rate that will more likely hit you twice on a dive whereas a Katarina in winnersQ for example could kill you and shunpo out without getting shot a single time. That minion that survives on 1 hp when you last hit it, sometimes you will miss 5 different cannons for this exact same reason coincidentally. The minion/scuttle kiting you/changing aggro at the very last second to dodge a skillshot, more noticeable with aurelion's E and that one melee minion running away from it at the very last frame. Obviously crit chance is also influenced by losersQ. On Kindred the marked scuttle will always be weakside in losersQ.
When it adds up, all those curious instances of bad luck end up becoming extremely suspicious.

>>528702210
Something with 'Mommy' in it usually works

>>528702608
Karthus
Dude has hardly been touched since the game came out

>>528702458
People think I'm fucking psycho but I get some of the best ADC players you've ever seen on my Yuumi Only account compared to my Jungle Only account.

It's actually unreal.

>>528702608
Zilean.

>>528702608
accept my friend request you old fart

whens lolgs

>>528702608
Nasus

so you're saying if i send this to riot this guy will get banned?
should i do it?

>>528702608
Play Qiyana bruiser top.

>>528702735
idk I met some gay guy with mommy zyra or step on me something like that.

>>528699006
>Why is the guy who is practically naked in his base skin also naked in his other skins

>>528702735
>>528702968
Yeah I was thinking that but I am submissive :p
'Mommy' gives off too much dommy vibes

>>528703343
tranny or female?

>>528702210
>>528702735
>>528703343
troonjak_hanging dot png

>>528703389
I'm not a woman, just an AGP fag.
>>528703459
No plans to cut my dick off

>>528703343
Kitten?

>>528702798
i dont see it

>>528703557
Keep your dick it's cuter

>>528703557
spin

>>528701886
>What are some conspiracy or "superstitious" habits you have that you've been convinced are a thing despite lacking the ability to provide undeniable proof?
genuniely starting to believe theres a 3rd party app that shows you what people are hovering on the enemy side. way too many specific things are being banned and its not like its a ban on someones main so they get a username and they just ban what that account picks the most. last 20 games never seen a fucking renata glasc ban, last 70 games havent even fucking seen a renata glasc on either side, my teammate hovers it it gets banned

theres literally no way i can take that at face value. theres something else going on there.


and i think riot bricks some people's shit for a game. i think some peole dont connect and dont reconnect specifically because riot wont let them .

(slojoe still hasnt connected to a game a month+ a week later)

>>528703197
Sex sells

START SOME VGS NIGGERS

>>528703557
>I'm not a woman, just an AGP fag
Based. Wish more faggot were honest like this and not immediately troon out.

femboys, femmy twinks, and androgynous guys are always cuter than trannys post or pre op

>>528703737
holy fuark never forget what they took from you

>>528703561
Ooh this could work, I might ask chatgpt for suggestions though
>>528703625
I always will ^.^
>>528703770
I honestly don't get it. Nothing wrong with being a feminine girly gay man and fantasizing rather than actually LIVING in a delusion.