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Anonymous No.528661858 >>528662493 >>528673358 >>528690482
/lolg/ - League of Legends General
When the uhhh.... edition

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https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

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Anonymous No.528661967 >>528662208 >>528667950
reminder that Nami is warm
Anonymous No.528661969
Anonymous No.528662124 >>528662578 >>528662643 >>528662829 >>528663120 >>528663246 >>528663458 >>528665213 >>528665510 >>528667271 >>528667950 >>528667991 >>528673407
i look like this
Anonymous No.528662141
Fuck off coomers.
Anonymous No.528662205
ignore Si17 posts, he's a troon with a very distorted view of how women should look
Anonymous No.528662208
>>528661967
that slippery, juicy fish pussy is warm i bet
Anonymous No.528662263
Anonymous No.528662365 >>528662491 >>528663464 >>528663636 >>528665960 >>528670883 >>528671114 >>528672331
Considering how many fags here are already known and named, why dont you niggers use names with tripcodes on your posts?
Anonymous No.528662402
>>528661802
im not malding.. seems like you are... i'm merely pointing out the picture could look much better with the same essence... which is why i rated it b-...

>>528662031
no it doesnt matter the pose the thighs and torso indicate a very muscular look... which is fine IF the face and neck were adjusted to reflect that better... its basic biology...

notice how even in my sera portrait the neck is slightly wider... and sera is very skinny...
Logitech Wired Computer Mouse No.528662491 >>528662571
>>528662365
Anonymous No.528662493
>>528661858 (OP)
This is a public service announcement.
You can report posts by clicking the triangle next to post number.
That is all.
Anonymous No.528662556 >>528662701 >>528662702 >>528662779 >>528662937 >>528680935 >>528681270 >>528681505 >>528687054
What was her crime?
Anonymous No.528662571 >>528663284
>>528662491
you're missing the tripcode which is the essential part to avoid being copied
Anonymous No.528662578
>>528662124
let me lick your tight tummy and tonguefuck your bellybutton please queen PLEASE QUEEN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Anonymous No.528662614 >>528662739
Si17 is my queen and I will worship her.
Anonymous No.528662643
>>528662124
You need to be my gf this instant
Anonymous No.528662701
>>528662556
she called lucian the nigger word
Anonymous No.528662702
>>528662556
arguing in /lolg/
Anonymous No.528662739 >>528666419
>>528662614
your "queen" has hairy dicks and balls and is also fat and bald
Anonymous No.528662779
>>528662556
>2 counts soliciting a minor
>1 count aggravated battery
>4 counts resisting arrest
>1 count negligent discharge of a spell
Anonymous No.528662787
new champ looks like a liberal
Anonymous No.528662791
MY TEAM MATES DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING!!!!
Anonymous No.528662829 >>528662986 >>528663828
>>528662124
something about her face looks really goofy here
Anonymous No.528662937
>>528662556
Anonymous No.528662986
>>528662829
it's probably the eyebrowns
Anonymous No.528663034 >>528663150
We need more bitchy looking asian women in league
Anonymous No.528663120
>>528662124
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANOTHER SMUG HAPA GIRL WITH A TIGHT BODY TO WORSHIP
PLEASE RIOT THINK OF MY PENIS, IT CAN'T POSSIBLY TAKE EVEN MORE ABUSE
Anonymous No.528663150
>>528663034
enough with akali and irelia, they piss me off, specially akali, she needs anal correction
Anonymous No.528663246 >>528667456
>>528662124
looks like she fucks Ixtalians.
Logitech Wired Computer Mouse !D2fltV2CME No.528663284 >>528663384
>>528662571
let me try again
Anonymous No.528663384
>>528663284
yeah, that's the way
LOCAL INSIDER No.528663390 >>528667279 >>528676871 >>528676871 >>528693129
2025 /vg/ vs /vg/ alignment chart. If you're not on here you need to play more and make more of a lasting impact otherwise assume you are TN. Use this as your guide to see what kind of game you are in for. You are welcome.
>Fun vs Sweaty: How well someone does with keeping team balance. Playing offrole/variety, self balancing the game, i.e. stepping up vs better players or 'sandbagging' vs worse players in accordance to team dynamic = Fun. Playing only one champ/role, constantly going for cheese strats, fear objectives, fear ending, always playing like there is LP on the line = Sweaty.
>Nice vs Toxic: How enjoyable the person is in getting along with their team and the enemy team. Being affable, helpful, and cooperative = Nice. Flaming one/both sides, ragesplitting, ragequitting, giving up = Toxic.
Anonymous No.528663458
>>528662124
Nice Fiora skin
BBC addicted fart slave !D2fltV2CME No.528663464 >>528663590
>>528662365
hello nigga
Anonymous No.528663471
Anon you're scaring the hoes again
Anonymous No.528663539 >>528663894 >>528666487
Stay positive /lolg/!
Anonymous No.528663590 >>528665183
>>528663464
the tripcode also helps identify you even if you change name
Anonymous No.528663636 >>528663818
>>528662365
Reason is because if you use a name you can be filtered
Anonymous No.528663762
i was playing vayne in brawl where i made like botrk , the mr thing and then went tank and i still got kiled in a 1v1 against belveth
Anonymous No.528663818
>>528663636
even better then, so people filter all the nigger posts
Anonymous No.528663828 >>528663987 >>528665649
>>528662829
wowowow seems like i was right... more issues...

>left eye needs to be slightly up... left eyelid looks off...
>eyebrows are also not adjusted as well and are not symmetrical...
>left nostril is really not drawn well...
>lower lip is angled incorrectly..
>chin is way too sharp and points outward too much...
>neckline is really strange and too skinny for the body... in addition to my other comments on it...
Anonymous No.528663894 >>528664115
>>528663539
*spanks your ass hard in front of /lolg/. everyone heard it.*
Anonymous No.528663987 >>528664707
>>528663828
how can you be so nitpicky with fictional women but not realize you look like a fat man on a wig when you dress up?
Anonymous No.528664031 >>528664208 >>528664235 >>528666419
Is it cheating if your duo plays with someone else while you're online?
Anonymous No.528664060 >>528665193
finally home. good meowvening lolg!
Anonymous No.528664115 >>528664450
>>528663894
Anonymous No.528664208
>>528664031
if your duo is your gf yes
Anonymous No.528664235
>>528664031
depends, have you had a "what are we" relationship defining talk with your duo yet?
Anonymous No.528664338 >>528664415
>how it feels to still play lux past 30
Anonymous No.528664415 >>528664565
>>528664338
grok is this true
Anonymous No.528664427 >>528664615 >>528687864
Anonymous No.528664450 >>528664959
>>528664115
*spreads your asscheeks and puts my nose inbetween them and sniffs deeply, the aroma causing me to let out a sigh of satisfaction*
Anonymous No.528664565
>>528664415
grok here, its true
Anonymous No.528664615
>>528664427
clawrm
Anonymous No.528664690
>528664450
wow, thanks for ruining it, loser.
Anonymous No.528664707 >>528665094 >>528665521 >>528665794 >>528665959 >>528666093
>>528663987
thanks for conceding i was right about spotting the flaws in the portrait... i care about aesthetics with a passion which is why i naturally gravitated to seraphine... the most beautiful champ in the game... and as if i'd doxx myself here lol...
Anonymous No.528664959
>>528664450
she ready for u dawg
Anonymous No.528665094
>>528664707
big talk for a guy who looks like singed
Anonymous No.528665120 >>528665430 >>528665529 >>528665923
why is this general so weird towards women
Horse !D2fltV2CME No.528665183
>>528663590
i am gonna be honest with you i have been using this site for 5 years i genuinely haven't bothered up until now to learn how trips work
Anonymous No.528665193
>>528664060
spinothy what's your take on zeri 2
Anonymous No.528665213
>>528662124
I think this looks like a great launch skin
Anonymous No.528665430
>>528665120
where do you think we are right now
Anonymous No.528665510
>>528662124
Just to piss off Riot. I'm going to but this and ahri's skin. I know Tencent is twisting their arms to make this happen.
Anonymous No.528665521 >>528666114
>>528664707
>putting briar in ugly category
yep, troon opinion
Anonymous No.528665529
>>528665120
because it's a general that combines incels, women and trannies
me personally i do not know how to them irl unless drunk
Anonymous No.528665649 >>528666001
>>528663828
Anonymous No.528665678
Briar won
Anonymous No.528665794 >>528666204 >>528666237
>>528664707
if this image was made by a real man, S-tier would have been all the monster girls + orianna
Anonymous No.528665923
>>528665120
how so?
Anonymous No.528665959
>>528664707
>touchless virgin tranny
>obsessed with a 17 y/o to the point its his pedo name
>also is tasteless
Many such cases.
Anonymous No.528665960
>>528662365
Just namefagging is easy to copy and falseflag and usernames are kinda complicated idk i would rather just post as anon and have proof im me in my webm.
Anonymous No.528666001 >>528666205
>>528665649
I saved the the stream, pics and video replay and turned them over to riot lol
gtab
Anonymous No.528666093
>>528664707
>LoR versions of Nid and Janna
Get this trash out of here. Nid doesn't look like a cosplay furry, and Janna was never black at any point in her past. LoR was Trash, and it died because it was trash.
Anonymous No.528666114 >>528666580
>>528665521
>briar in anything other than ugly
troon opinion
Anonymous No.528666204 >>528666371
>>528665794
my nigga
Anonymous No.528666205
>>528666001
i have faith that lolg can get his main account banned for boosting
Anonymous No.528666237 >>528666512
>>528665794
>IM SUCH A QUIRK CHUNGUS I LIKE LE MONSTERGIRLS I WANT TO FUCK ANIVIA I WANT TO FUCK BIRDUSSY
Anonymous No.528666371
>>528666204
Anonymous No.528666419
>>528662739
Prove it

>>528664031
The fact that you're asking yourself this question is already an answer.
Anonymous No.528666487
>>528663539
*puts a pillow infront of your face and air humps the pillow*
Anonymous No.528666512
>>528666237
hahah does anyone else think reksai is best girl fellow redditors???
Anonymous No.528666563 >>528666839 >>528666842 >>528666843 >>528667032 >>528667325 >>528671793
>Meant to be ducks
>looks like a bunch of floating severed baby heads
Anonymous No.528666580 >>528666772
>>528666114
she's cute bare minimum
Anonymous No.528666772
>>528666580
cute is a trans buzzword
Anonymous No.528666839 >>528667047
>>528666563
Look like kodamas.
Anonymous No.528666842
>>528666563
Creepy baby heads is kind of cool in a macabre way
Anonymous No.528666843
>>528666563
yeah htis game needs to be built fro mthe ground up
and start hiring actual artists because those balls just stick to her back full ammo
Anonymous No.528666936 >>528667119 >>528667426 >>528667435 >>528668493 >>528670848
https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/game-updates/patch-25-13-notes/
Anonymous No.528667032
>>528666563
Should have been bumble bees
Anonymous No.528667047
>>528666839
kodamas are baby/child yokais that resemble kids that look 2-3 year olds
these are just angry birds but with neutral-happy face instead
Anonymous No.528667119
>>528666936
Kayle karma and nida look like absolute slop
Anonymous No.528667271
>>528662124
make your hair purple again
Anonymous No.528667279
>>528663390
>>Fun vs Sweaty
very hard to measure
Anonymous No.528667325
>>528666563
they're all her previous abortions
Anonymous No.528667426
>>528666936
hello where is kaisa buff? where is mundo nerf?
Anonymous No.528667435
>>528666936
Rammus bros we won
Anonymous No.528667456
>>528663246
Shurimans actually
Anonymous No.528667487 >>528667631 >>528668069 >>528669136 >>528682029
Tell me this isn't AI generated.
Anonymous No.528667631 >>528667906
>>528667487
potentially AI assisted but not AI generated.
Anonymous No.528667797
I need to win 2 games
Anonymous No.528667906
>>528667631
Well either way it looks like pure shit. Getting huge fatigue of those very low quality skin lines
Anonymous No.528667950 >>528668072 >>528669013
>>528661967
We need a cool fish.

>>528662124
Damn you Riot. If this does well you WILL bring back Pool Party and not waste it on male champs!
Anonymous No.528667991
>>528662124
My big white penis weeps for she
Anonymous No.528668069
>>528667487
It's not AI, trust me bro
Anonymous No.528668072 >>528668650 >>528668698
>>528667950
tits way too small
Anonymous No.528668127
VBL stream doko
Anonymous No.528668443
I want to RAPE this skin
Anonymous No.528668493 >>528668738 >>528668865 >>528668986 >>528669018 >>528669031 >>528669732
>>528666936
Fuck...
Anonymous No.528668650
>>528668072
All sizes are amazing!
Anonymous No.528668698
>>528668072
Soraka is more of a big cock girl not a big tit girl
Anonymous No.528668738
>>528668493
report notification for 14 days? fucking lmao
Anonymous No.528668756 >>528668981
>>528651228
as expected they automatically close every ticket
this one got a response but the next 2 literally disappeared from the logs as if i've never sent them
Anonymous No.528668865 >>528669479
>>528668493
I was just going to show up to post the same thing lol
I really hope there is a way riot can actually crack down on duo boosters, unlikely as it would be
Anonymous No.528668981
>>528668756
also this ticket literally doesn't exist, it's just a fake number
Anonymous No.528668986 >>528669479
>>528668493
jungloids shaking
Anonymous No.528669013
>>528667950
not possible, it's too cold in here right now
Anonymous No.528669018 >>528669195 >>528669479
>>528668493
2 of my lolgs will demote to gemerald if this goes through
Anonymous No.528669031
>>528668493
>feedback could come from 14 days old matches
no wonder I get spammed with those all of a sudden from time to time
also, riot should reintroduce the "unskilled" report for non ranked games, its desperately needed
Anonymous No.528669136
>>528667487
a chinese company that fired majority of their design team during the uprise of AI would SURELY not use AI
Anonymous No.528669195
>>528669018
which ones?
Anonymous No.528669276
pdf toplaner from albania got ass raped by mord so hard he rage quit and ran it down bot and forced my adc to lane against mord , sadly i am just simply too good and funneled all the gold in to my vlad , gg wp retard , maybe listen to my pings next time when it's fucking 3:30 and their enemy jg is missing
Anonymous No.528669479
>>528668865
>>528668986
>>528669018
no lol... the reason why i used bad language is that when im tilted maybe my jungler friend can't do this as much anymore... idk if he does any paid services since he has alts but like... this might affect him...

really hope duoing on a lower mmr account isn't being targeted theres nothing wrong playing some stress free games...
Anonymous No.528669552 >>528669818 >>528672526
>adc flames me
>I leave and roam
>they act surprised
what did you expect?
Anonymous No.528669732
>>528668493
>players will now no longer receive afk penalties if they reconnect to the match-in-progress and win

they deserve all the penalties possible. they make the game so much harder for their teammates when they come back with a 4 level 70cs deficit, even if the team carries them they should get a penalty
Anonymous No.528669818 >>528669920
>>528669552
you trying to win
Anonymous No.528669920 >>528672526
>>528669818
I am still trying to win I am just no longer playing around the ADC
Anonymous No.528670028 >>528670821
i'm going to pick lux mid
Anonymous No.528670032
Need irl Sona gf
Anonymous No.528670114 >>528670731
https://x.com/LoLUKN/status/1937471512161976707

we're going to get more thots dressing up as yunara instead of briar.
Anonymous No.528670731
>>528670114
noone likes briar
Anonymous No.528670821
>>528670028
SO BRAVE
Anonymous No.528670848
>>528666936
What a nothingburger change to a champ. that's been dominating every role it can feasibly be played in for a while now.
Anonymous No.528670883 >>528671059 >>528672687
>>528662365
I am too powerful to be contained by a tripcode.
Anonymous No.528671059 >>528683193
>>528670883
the real anons are the ones not in vgs or known by a name
Anonymous No.528671114
>>528662365
people find my posts to be funny and don't really try to be annoying when i post without pics or names so i'd rather not trip
Anonymous No.528671181 >>528671379
Why is playing Teemo "support" so fun?
Anonymous No.528671367
>solo bolo
>single dingle
>solitary folitary
>lonesome honesome
Anonymous No.528671379 >>528672451
>>528671181
why dont you tell us
Anonymous No.528671419 >>528672501
I like Briar
Anonymous No.528671626 >>528671869
Reminder you do not own your account or any of the skins on it.
You have a license to that account you are not the owner and any riot employee can revoke your license anytime for any reason they want.
You cannot wannabe lawyer yourself out of a ban by spamming enought tickets.
Anonymous No.528671750
I love Lissandra!
Anonymous No.528671793
>>528666563
you need new glasses
Anonymous No.528671869 >>528672481
>>528671626
the only reason they ever revoke your license is if you act like a huge manchild and start running it down, using cheats, or calling everyone a nigger and that they should kill themselves over a fucking videogame
YOU are the problem
Anonymous No.528672331 >>528673195
>>528662365
In a place such as this, it is best to remain nameless and hide in plain sight with the rest of anonymous, best not to draw the ire of friends and justice arbiters alike. Giving your name up is giving up part of your power. People are able to enchant, influence, and lure you into their own doing when you give up you anonymity. Within the darkness is the best place to keep safe, and by rising into the daylight, is where true fear is.

"There is power in a name. It is through names that we bring all things into this world, and when they leave, it is names we carry with us, so they are never truly gone."

Riot needs to fucking release some more fae creatures already
Anonymous No.528672451
>>528671379
I just reinstalled the game yesterday, I think my mmr is still really low because I haven't played in years.

I can basically play an ADC in support role while doing magic damage and having a "fuck you Yasuo"-button. I also love the mind games, I love preparing a mine field before dragon fights, I love luring enemies into a trap, I love being stealthed in the middle of the lane like a deadly little ward waiting for the right moment to strike.
Also nobody in bot lane takes me seriously, which lets me get away with winning lane for my (on average) dogshit ADC.
Then I get the first 3 kills, mute my ADC and countergank the enemy Yasuo mid.

I find playing Teemo more mentally stimulating than artillery mages.
Anonymous No.528672481 >>528673072
>>528671869
this is huge cope that comes off so dishonestly i have to wonder if youre an actual riot employee. a few days ago i reported someone that had a bad game because i was tilted. i checked their history and it was all fine except for the last 2 games which i had them in where they were legitimately trying but just dying alot because its an underleveled support.

i got a feedback that they've been punished even though they had 2/20 bad games in their match history. and then there's all those logs of chat restrictions that say nothing offensive at all.
Anonymous No.528672501
>>528671419
Anonymous No.528672526 >>528673443
>>528669552
>>528669920
You aren't entitled to ruin the game and leech xp from real roles just because your feelings got hurt. You don't have to farm, you don't have to take turrets, nobody expects you to carry, people don't even care if you actually care to pick a support champion or want to play chogath today, just shut your mouth and help your adc cretin
Anonymous No.528672647 >>528672768 >>528676435
I get mad often at my teammates, but I have never ran down a game and intentionally feed the enemy over it, nor go overboard on chat and call them slurs or tell them to kill themselves
and I recently reached honor 5, its a matter of self control, be better
Anonymous No.528672687 >>528672835 >>528673268 >>528673352
>>528670883
BASED
Anonymous No.528672718 >>528672850 >>528673819 >>528675072 >>528675309
briarfags are the seagulls of this general. fucking annoying with their infant level vocabulary
Anonymous No.528672768 >>528673258
>>528672647
Ive gotten honor 5 three times this season and aside from that I have been honor 4 during any downtime
I flame people every loss and half of my wins
Anonymous No.528672835
>>528672687
love me a big meaty guy with some good thighs
so glad he has a hairy chest and stuff too
Anonymous No.528672850
>>528672718
Anonymous No.528672963 >>528673506 >>528674657 >>528674730
Why is Taric not popular with fags and women?
Anonymous No.528673072 >>528673792
>>528672481
>riot showed me a feedback report that some fag that played bad got punished, this means they permabanned him
brainlet take, also whenever someone gets actually punished for chat even if it didnt use really offensive shit, its because it used it before, chat restrictions and other penalties related to it are accumulative, and takes a lot of honor and good conduct to get out of the black list
Anonymous No.528673089
the good part about brawl being gone is my honor will go up because no one honors people on brawl so playing it lowers your recent honor score
Anonymous No.528673195 >>528673762
>>528672331
Are you fucking Rumplestiltskin or something?
Anonymous No.528673258 >>528673409
>>528672768
you can flame them with small words, hell, even calling them trash occasionally is fine as long as you arent already flagged for chat abuse before that
just dont go overboard and tell them to die or use slurs
Anonymous No.528673268
>>528672687
ngh
Anonymous No.528673352
>>528672687
would lick those abs
Anonymous No.528673356
I always believed in you, top Yuumi....
Anonymous No.528673358
>>528661858 (OP)
I will now play ADC
Anonymous No.528673407 >>528673550
I think it is over for riot.
All their games are flopping and they're not even providing good skins for LoL.
>>528662124
What is wrong with her head
Anonymous No.528673409
>>528673258
>just dont go overboard and tell them to die or use slurs
yeah. gone are the days where you could actually say stuff that mattered
nowadays I just tell them theyre 40% wr and on a 20 game loss streak deranking all the way from master to emerald in one season
Anonymous No.528673443
>>528672526
too bad I am doing it anyway should have kept your mouth shut adcuck
Anonymous No.528673482 >>528673639 >>528673701 >>528673759 >>528673789 >>528674796 >>528678115 >>528679226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpjfkavjT-8
Anonymous No.528673486
Oh cool it is Erika.
Anonymous No.528673506
>>528672963
in terms of playing him i liked his old kit since it was easier and very abusive but ultimately less reliant on your duos coordination much like the issues braum faces
taric seems like a champ that women into cheesy adult romance books would play or a very very old timey ymca he-man watching porno moustache having gay dude would be into, this is ultimately a very big niche
Anonymous No.528673550
>>528673407
Hytale will save R- oh fuck
Their fightan will sa- fuck
LoR is doing oka - fuck
it's okay put it all on valorant
Anonymous No.528673639
>>528673482
>le elden ring reference xDDDD

God I fucking HATE this game
Anonymous No.528673701 >>528673942 >>528681242 >>528681992
>>528673482
kinkoubros...she hates shen, kennen and akali...
Anonymous No.528673759
>>528673482
>ER reference so late there's been a dlc and a spin off
lol?
Anonymous No.528673762
>>528673195
A low level conman compared to what I would be.
Anonymous No.528673789
>>528673482
Mid VA, a mix between kaisa and irelia, like the autistic sister of irelia but much closer to kaisa
Anonymous No.528673792 >>528683658
>>528673072
no one said it was a permaban you strawmanning retard, the point is any punishment for having 2 bad games out of 20 means that the system isn't as perfect as you're implying it is you actual brainlet
Anonymous No.528673819
>>528672718
This most is mean to seagulls.
Anonymous No.528673872 >>528674150
zm m
Anonymous No.528673942 >>528674096
>>528673701
ZED WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG
Anonymous No.528674026 >>528674221 >>528674730
let's see today:
>lost because of my bot (0/20)
>lost because of my bot (3/33)
>lost because my twitch mentally imploded min 5 by getting one creep stolen by the jungler
>won while not deserving it because of a quinn smurf in my team
>lost because my zed jungler tilted at minute 10
>even match but lost
i want the 3 hours of my life i just spent playing this dogshit game played by literal pedophile monkeys back
Anonymous No.528674064 >>528674570
hitler w rizz
Anonymous No.528674096
>>528673942
She likes Syndra too...are modern Ionians the baddies?
Anonymous No.528674150
>>528673872
zuminumi
Anonymous No.528674221
>>528674026
>lost because my twitch mentally imploded min 5 by getting one creep stolen by the jungler
if he smote the cannon it's justified
Anonymous No.528674232 >>528674476
The game is only fun in elo below your peak on your main so you can play a bunch of characters/roles and fuck around without significantly harming your team
Anonymous No.528674237 >>528674325 >>528674404
>gets Zyndra
>gets Zunara
WHO CAN STOP HIM
Anonymous No.528674325
>>528674237
>WHO CAN STOP HIM
stalin
Anonymous No.528674404
>>528674237
also karma in odyssey
Anonymous No.528674476
>>528674232
I kind of like fighting tooth and claw vs a better player and seeing what I can learn from it.
Anonymous No.528674570
>>528674064
>teleports behind chronoshift
Anonymous No.528674583
BIG NOXIAN COCK
Anonymous No.528674657
>>528672963
His strongest and most important ability is only really good when it's aimed by a different player who has no idea when you're going to use it and has no idea how to aim it themselves because they don't play Taric and thus don't know how they should walk to position his E.
Anonymous No.528674730 >>528675014 >>528675184
>>528674026
Win your lane faster and roam/secure dragon

>>528672963
desu he isn't that gay, more like a flamboyant straigt man.
Anonymous No.528674735
>5/6 as Vi
>450 gold bounty
Why?
Anonymous No.528674745 >>528674838 >>528675029 >>528675296 >>528675381 >>528676271
as adc what items can I build to counter Mundo, just ldr and botrk?
Anonymous No.528674796
>>528673482
>not one mention of having sex with darkin
I thought that was her lore
Anonymous No.528674838
>>528674745
plated steelcaps
Anonymous No.528675014
>>528674730
He's bisexual. He'll fuck anything beautiful. Man, woman, or other. Just no uggos.
Anonymous No.528675029
>>528674745
Vayne with Guinsuoo
Anonymous No.528675072
>>528672718
Do seagulls speak much where you're from?
Anonymous No.528675182
>ldr vs mundo
is lolg this retarded
Anonymous No.528675184
>>528674730
>win lane faster and roam
it doesn't seem to matter, everyone is so tilted from the get go in my games it's fucking annoying
Anonymous No.528675296
>>528674745
its 800 gold and stops his healing
Anonymous No.528675309 >>528675493
>>528672718
briar skin ideas
Anonymous No.528675381
>>528674745
just build antiheal and keep building normal
maybe consider botrk as your 5th item if he's really unkillable but otherwise you're just nuking your dmg for no reason
assuming you're a crit adc
Anonymous No.528675493 >>528675676 >>528678678
>>528675309
Saw this one which was really cool
Anonymous No.528675543 >>528675841
I call my teammates N1GGGERS regularly and im honor 4
Anonymous No.528675569
spirit pozzom
Anonymous No.528675676 >>528676110
>>528675493
way too coomer pilled
Anonymous No.528675685
Odds - marvels
Evens - warframe
Anonymous No.528675712
quinn top is ALWAYS, ALWAYS such a useless fucking greedy pick
Anonymous No.528675819 >>528676105 >>528676209
...
Anonymous No.528675841
>>528675543
thats so cool and definitely true and not false at all
Anonymous No.528676101 >>528678150
Odds - Fleshlight
Evens - Dildo
0 - Both
Anonymous No.528676105
>>528675819
pompom icon :(
Anonymous No.528676110 >>528676169 >>528688227
>>528675676
What about something like her being puppet-like with the pillory holding the strings?
Anonymous No.528676169 >>528688227
>>528676110
That sounds cool
Anonymous No.528676209
>>528675819
You just know they'll get the GM smurfing jungle and top
Anonymous No.528676271
>>528674745
this is what I built against the last mundo in gold bracket. Complete cock and ball torture game where he was at some points 10cs/m and we could barely keep up but the build felt a bit gold inefficient.
Anonymous No.528676305
stop namedropping yourself flopflop
nobody cares about u
Anonymous No.528676393 >>528676521 >>528677049
Anonymous No.528676434
Post Lissandra
Anonymous No.528676435
>>528672647
this... si17 here... i mute chat and never type and im still honor 4... in gm...
Anonymous No.528676515
an entire day of non-offending pedophiles on my team
Anonymous No.528676521 >>528676717 >>528679223
>>528676393
>EUNE has a more competitive server than NA
Anonymous No.528676573
reminder that your adc owns you
Anonymous No.528676662
HOLY SHIT, TOP LANE IS SAVED! REJOICE EVERYONE YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO BAN YORICK!!!

>t. It's over
Anonymous No.528676717
>>528676521
EUNE has less chall spots than NA so even on the highest level EUNE has more competition
Anonymous No.528676871 >>528677003 >>528677165 >>528677626 >>528679858
>>528663390
>>528663390
this is poorly done and shows a lack of understanding, you clearly don't play enough vgs to be considered qualified
the effort is ok but the execution is very poor

stupid animal only picks his 1 trick(velkoz)
aliri only goes her main role(bot)
tybar doesn't play enough to get mentioned at all
caatra mostly hitler picks but neutral is close enough ig
dawt shitpicks constantly(adc ahri, ornn jungle, etc)
Bellamy literally trolls people on his own team if he doesn't like them or tries super hard against people he doesn't like
Quan never fun picks
Matt didn't either and also doesn't play enough to be mentioned at all
Pitter patter only plays main role
Maqe is a known tryhard
Hibiki is a known tryhard
Cosmo fun picks and is nice
Steel doesn't play anymore
Ralsa only plays blitz and tali every game
Sabby is not nice
Lyra only plays their main champs ever( teemo zed kayle talon) unless they are straight inting someone on their team
VV is very nice just not to some very specific people (they are huge niggers ie nolo si17 etc)
Zaunite only picks yuumi and smolder every game, both are extreme hitler picks
Pretty sure star only goes top lane and that's his main role
Topdank picks Kat every other game, it's his OTP
Tazmir only sweats and never funpicks
Stylo doesn't play enough to be mentioned

You are missing: euwagp(aqua/only constant, whatever his other smurfs are) bearizard( plays more than riddler pitter hibiki and others) apple jelly, noise ramones(lobsterdeth) mudkip futanari, smely(new player) herloyalthrone(new player, oce) miau(old returning player) bento (jhin otp, d2g tourist) pielinux(new player) saga and railroad. Maybe someone else I can't think off atm

Too much of this isn't even close to being based in reality for you to so proudly post it like it was even close to accurate
Anonymous No.528677003 >>528681828
>>528676871
>Maybe someone else I can't think off atm
Boodrum
Anonymous No.528677023 >>528677290 >>528677613 >>528680914
Based?
Anonymous No.528677049
>>528676393
>solo+flex
y tho
Anonymous No.528677165 >>528677384 >>528677707 >>528678097 >>528681403
>>528676871
to add on... i'm not toxic...
Anonymous No.528677290
>>528677023
Does she have a voice changer?
If she does but Lillia doesn't I'm gonna downvote all phreak's videos as retaliation
Anonymous No.528677384
>>528677165
no ur one of the biggest cry babies in the history of these games and by far the most disliked person currently playing
Anonymous No.528677613 >>528677878
>>528677023
nigga yuumi
Anonymous No.528677626
>>528676871
sorry I meant RATLOAD but it auto corrected to railroad
Anonymous No.528677707
>>528677165
Anonymous No.528677712 >>528677972 >>528678093
how do I get better at yasuo
Anonymous No.528677878
>>528677613
nigga smolder with his nigga yuumi 85% wr duo inbound
Anonymous No.528677972 >>528678031
>>528677712
Just play him more
Anonymous No.528678031
>>528677972
but I want to play him bot lane
Anonymous No.528678093 >>528678381
>>528677712
Make a nightcore playlist for when u play him
Anonymous No.528678097
>>528677165
You are the most disgusting player in those, you're absolutely toxic. You cry anytime you're losing a vg, and you pick your main champ every single game. Shut the fuck up retard.
Anonymous No.528678115
>>528673482
>Onion ring reference this late
Anonymous No.528678150
>>528676101
unlucky
Anonymous No.528678341 >>528678382
This dude wrote an entire essay about some discord freaks. NA hours are truly amazing.
Anonymous No.528678381 >>528678462
>>528678093
maybe yasuo isn't for me then, who should I play while listening to the Elwynn forest and westfall soundtracks?
Anonymous No.528678382 >>528678490 >>528678521
>>528678341
Not everyone is a discord person just because you don't like them, stupid nigger.
Anonymous No.528678395
Yunara is boring and safe horny. Hope the next new champ is far more interesting.
Anonymous No.528678462 >>528678679
>>528678381
Garen
Anonymous No.528678490 >>528678636
>>528678382
Anonymous No.528678521 >>528678636
>>528678382
the majority of those people are in the discord. don't kid yourself with the circlejerk
Anonymous No.528678636
>>528678490
Yeah just because I disagree doesn't make me underage retard.

>>528678521
Where's the proof? Are you a discord nigger too?
Anonymous No.528678678
>>528675493
this is a skin I would buy,

I think a zombie skin similar to ultimate skin brand would be very cool too.
Anonymous No.528678679 >>528679251 >>528679281
>>528678462
Does he still work beyond gold+?
Anonymous No.528678729
>firstpick Senna
>support locks in Blitzcrank
xD
Anonymous No.528678950
Idk why but league sluts always get me so horny. There's just something about them. If I'm feeling subby I can just fap to someone like Qiyana or Irelia who I imagine would sit on my face and make me eat them out while calling me humiliating names. Or if I'm feeling more dommy I can fap to a timid girl like titcow Sona or Seraphine. I think I like them so much because there's such a wide range of girls for me to choose from in terms of looks, style, body type or personality. I doubt I'll ever get a girlfriend IRL but if I did I think I'd want one that is a switch because I like both styles and I'd want her to cosplay for me too. Of course, I'd do anything for her and treat her the best I could ever possibly treat someone.
Anonymous No.528679067
ZED!
SEX, NOW!
Anonymous No.528679223
>>528676521
eune is harder than euw in mid elo because you get griefed by turks greeks and poles every game
Anonymous No.528679226 >>528679335 >>528679497 >>528680835
>>528673482
please don't rewwork Kennen into an ugly old fart Heirmer clone I beg you
Anonymous No.528679251
>>528678679
yes
Anonymous No.528679281
>>528678679
DEMACIAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.528679335 >>528679569 >>528682616
>>528679226
>old friend

How old is she?
Looks 18 or something.
Anonymous No.528679341
>I play a game of master yi and int for 30 minutes then start wiping the enemy team every fight
>enemy plays master yi and goes 6-0 in the first 15 minutes then becomes completely useless lategame
Help me understand. My 2 digit IQ doesn't know how this is possible.
Anonymous No.528679497 >>528679690 >>528679805
>>528679226
I think they need to reword his ult at least. AoE guaranteed CC isn't fun to verse.
Anonymous No.528679569
>>528679335
spirit realm magic
Anonymous No.528679690
>>528679497
Rework*
Anonymous No.528679805 >>528680053
>>528679497
everyone wants a gameplay rework, but the mustache was 9/11 for Kennen players
LOCAL INSIDER No.528679858
>>528676871
I will review and confer with others and make adjustments as needed. Alignments are ever shifting as the people behind them afterall. To address the ones mentioned:

>stupid animal
I've only seen him play mid but he's below average skill even when trying to get sweaty, not really offensive for now. Will review later
>aliri
I've only seen him play bot, can agree to change.
>tybar
he's played enough for me to get an opinion of him for this year.
>dawt
he shitpicks but he is always 100% sweaty with it. only time I've seen him not try is when he got 3 masters all on their OTPs
>bellamy
Inconclusive to determine but will keep in mind
>raquan
he played jax support and ornn support last night, those are hitler picks now?
>matt
see tybar
>patter
can agree to change
>maqe and hibiki
both try, sure, but mostly fill and will perform well but never take over an entire game. i think neutral is fine for both
>cosmo
don't know enough about him, can agree to change
>steel
he played a lot earlier in the year, i think he is on break until fall iirc.
>ralsa
can agree to change
>sabby
see bellamy
>lyra
i see him fill and fuck around almost all the time, not really hard inting ever. he 100% will throw games if they are too far ahead though to keep them interesting.
>vv
again, i think they are fine where they are at
>zaun
I havent seen him play in some time but can agree to change
>star
he played mid, top and bot last night
>topdank
and the other half is a free win for the enmy team. seems perfect for where he is at.
>tazmir
seems perfect for where he is at
>stylo
fair enough

the other people mentioned I have seen less than 5 games. if you cant do your vg placements and/or havent made an impact, you're in TN. I don't make the rules.
Anonymous No.528679898 >>528680042
Why can't LeBlank be this broken in SR ?
Anonymous No.528679914 >>528680121
Just had a really fun clash experience! 5 silver accounts that have less than 50 games and only play clash! Won the game in 18 minutes and then linked there diamond accounts! GREAT EXPERIENCE LETS SIGN UP AGAIN
Anonymous No.528680039
>namedrop hours
Anonymous No.528680042 >>528680369
>>528679898
they should make a champ with a machine gun q like tft leblanc
Anonymous No.528680053 >>528680250 >>528680695
>>528679805
Are they really turning Kennen to an old man?
Anonymous No.528680121
>>528679914
Anonymous No.528680250
>>528680053
we can only wait and pray they change their minds, but we are talking about riot and they always have their heads inside their asses
Anonymous No.528680369
>>528680042
isnt that literally the reworked leblanc before the revert? the q of that version looked like the tft one
Anonymous No.528680387 >>528680738 >>528680764 >>528680778 >>528681146 >>528681475 >>528682898
post kennen masteries now. all you bitched about leblanc and no one plays her anyway
Anonymous No.528680635
my cs? abysmal
my kda? subpar
did i get carried? yes
do i deserve it? yes for all the dogshit games i had to suffer today
Anonymous No.528680695 >>528680865
>>528680053
pretty sure they showed him in one of those in-game comics recently without his outfit and he just looked like a master shifu with a bushier mustache
Anonymous No.528680738
>>528680387
>leblanc and no one plays her anyway
fewer people play her now
Anonymous No.528680764
>>528680387
leblanc's rework was visual so mastery/number of games played doesn't matter, she is ugly now
Anonymous No.528680778
>>528680387
Never played him and never will.
Anonymous No.528680835 >>528681072 >>528681228 >>528682121
>>528679226
We saw unmasked Kennen in the recent Xin Zhao comic, he looks relatively old for a male yordle
Anonymous No.528680865
>>528680695
>Turn pikachu knockoff into master shifu knockoff
Anonymous No.528680914
>>528677023
I miss my cat.
Anonymous No.528680935 >>528681076
>>528662556
Raped Ezreal
Anonymous No.528680954 >>528681046 >>528681269 >>528681749
The new design from comics is a massive improvement and i hope he gets VGU'd to look like this.
Anonymous No.528681046
>>528680954
>Manlet Shen is good actually
Anonymous No.528681047 >>528681548
I'm considering finally taking the plunge and finally playing ranked but IDK what the current meta is around the roles I play (Support and junge)

I'm tempted to ignore meta and just play what I know but I feel like that's going to hit a wall eventually.
Anonymous No.528681072
>>528680835
>both kennen and xin zhao are much older than their in-game model and VO suggest
Reminder Xin is like 40 or 50
Anonymous No.528681076
>>528680935
but enough about Zoe
Anonymous No.528681146
>>528680387
I think I played him once in ARAM and hated it !
Anonymous No.528681228
>>528680835
meanwhile tft gave us cute zoomer kennen, they know their audience more than riot themselves
Anonymous No.528681242
>>528673701
This will make the Shenfags very mad
Anonymous No.528681269 >>528681423
>>528680954
Copy pasting Shens hair makes it lazy than anything unique or good.
Kennen will always be my hamster
Anonymous No.528681270
>>528662556
killed lucian by sucking on his bibisi so hard she suck it off the bone causing massive blood loss that ended up killing lucian
murderer
burn her
Anonymous No.528681403 >>528682090 >>528682662
>>528677165
you literally spent two hours last night screaming your head off because you got left alone for two minutes and died (because you flashed into them the first time and refused to ward the second)

you also get angry and steal other people's lanes the second you're not hitlerstomping lane (which you never do because you never build any AP and insist on building the most boring, passive, "carry me please" full enchanter build every game). I have seen you play maybe one game where you weren't crying in allchat or shittalking the enemy team while getting carried.
Anonymous No.528681423
>>528681269
my hamster always looked like an old man, RIP Little Jay
Anonymous No.528681456
>Chogath gets reworked
>They turn him into barney
Anonymous No.528681461
John Riot is my dad and he said Kennen was always meant to be old.
Anonymous No.528681475
>>528680387
I used to play him a lot in my old account and I have been waiting for a rework ever since. I don't care if you believe me or not
Anonymous No.528681505
>>528662556
killed draven for larping as a nigger on the internet.
Anonymous No.528681540 >>528681915 >>528682069 >>528682124 >>528682548 >>528682569
I'm just not a huge fan of ugly or male champions in general.
Anonymous No.528681548 >>528681991
>>528681047
meta isn't very important, it's about how good you are
you don't have to worry about it until high elo unless you're picking something really suboptimal like jungle vayne
Anonymous No.528681749
>>528680954
he looks unwashed and ugly like some kind of homeless ninja begging for a few coins to survive
Anonymous No.528681828 >>528682156
>>528677003
that nigger doesnt even play in vgs
Anonymous No.528681915
>>528681540
>no smolder
die
Anonymous No.528681991 >>528682316
>>528681548
I play WW and volibear jungle. Shyvana when im feeling AP is needed for comp.
Support I plat Sona, Leona and blitz. I try to play naut but im dogshit at landing his hook because of the awkward hitbox
Anonymous No.528681992
>>528673701
tazmir bros, they made a real life asian girl into a champ.
Anonymous No.528682029
>>528667487
It's not AI, it's just the same, boring, faceless artists drawing the same, boring, soulless art for the "WE NEED CHINKS TO BUY THIS" skins it always is.

>Take female champ
>Use absolutely no primary colors
>Put her in a triumphant pose with a serious expression
>Change it if it doesn't look enough like Genshin Impact yet
>Chinks lap it up like mad
Anonymous No.528682069 >>528682178 >>528682548 >>528682569 >>528682773 >>528683265 >>528684627 >>528686453 >>528686628 >>528687724
>>528681540 (Me)
These are more my style.
Anonymous No.528682090
>>528681403
Looks like the few Silver Seraphine APC I saw.
Anonymous No.528682121
>>528680835
Lol he's heimerdinger's brother now
Anonymous No.528682124
>>528681540
Low test sissy
LOCAL INSIDER No.528682156 >>528682490
>>528681828
Yes, to confirm I don't recall seeing anyone by that name in a /vg/ vs /vg/ at all this year.

Special thanks to all that host, posting screenshots of bets, results, and the people that blog about their custom games in the threads. Without it I would have never been able to pull enough information to get a general idea of who is based, and who is cringe. Thank you.
Anonymous No.528682178 >>528683570
>>528682069
shameless waifufag with no taste, how original
Anonymous No.528682316
>>528681991
you should be fine until master
Anonymous No.528682490 >>528683119
>>528682156
I would like to contest my position as a sweat. What office should I send my compiled evidence to, and what are its hours of operation?
Anonymous No.528682548
>>528681540
>>528682069
certified woman moment

looking for a league husband?
Anonymous No.528682549
>Lulu gets reworked as a grandma
Anonymous No.528682569
>>528681540
>>528682069
Please please PLEASE be my girlfriend
Anonymous No.528682616
>>528679335
we don't know
Anonymous No.528682662
>>528681403
the flash into them is hilarious great clip
Anonymous No.528682667 >>528682791
lolg couples?
Anonymous No.528682756 >>528684570 >>528684797 >>528685030 >>528685275 >>528690787 >>528691830 >>528700403
since we are at it

post 'em

https://masterychart.com
Anonymous No.528682773
>>528682069
cute sissy.. im proud of you for not playing the disgusting putrid male champs <3
Anonymous No.528682778
i only play female champs but i'm a fully grown high test man
Anonymous No.528682791
>>528682667
Me and the minus LP screen
Anonymous No.528682898
>>528680387
guess context matters since I play all the champs I find fun, also no idea about the context in which I'm posting this for, people upset bout kennen VGUs? I don't care as long as gameplay is the same, all his skins are trashu with the current design
LOCAL INSIDER No.528683119 >>528685402
>>528682490
post name and proof that contradicts the claim here in the thread. Office hours are 9a-7p EST, Monday through Friday. Any statements you make will be taken into consideration but acknowledge you are not only addressing me but the rest of your peers by posting your claims here. You have the floor now.
Anonymous No.528683134 >>528683265 >>528683924
BASED
Anonymous No.528683193
>>528671059
Im only half real I fear.
Anonymous No.528683265
>>528683134
meant for >>528682069
Anonymous No.528683405 >>528683459 >>528683552 >>528684105
do you think if I get a maiden it would make me stronger when playing league?
Anonymous No.528683459
>>528683405
it will make you value your time more, so possibly
Anonymous No.528683552
>>528683405
no, women are a pain in the ass.
Anonymous No.528683570 >>528688417
>>528682178
waifufags here have shit taste though
>ice witch hag
>futa goat
>literal spider
>heroin coal burner
>lolis
>baby's first big tiddy goth girl
>racist latina stereotype
Anonymous No.528683635 >>528683761
Oops! did I break something? Funny how all I do is exist, floating in with perfect curls, lashes curled like I planned your downfall, scissors sparkling like jewelryand suddenly everyone on lolg collapse in emotional shambles.

I'm not even trying. This isn’t effort, it’s just what happens when you're stitched to perfection. I'm a living masterpiece wrapped in lace and mischief. You train. You sweat. I twirl. I win!

Honestly, if your ego can’t survive a little beauty with sharp scissors, maybe don’t queue up next time. I’m not responsible for the drama I cause, I’m just too pretty for peace.
Anonymous No.528683658
>>528673792
>n-no u
brainlet take, dont @ me, you are only butthurt because you got banned for saying gamer words
Anonymous No.528683761
>>528683635
based gwensissy
Anonymous No.528683770 >>528683924
>528683134
>tattoos
>implants
at least the ears and wig look good
Anonymous No.528683924
>>528683770
Oops forgot to use the reply function! My bad! Fixed :3
>>528683134
Anonymous No.528683961 >>528684035 >>528685047 >>528685814
>pick zyra bot
>d4 freakazoid support picks some random shit and just perma roams from lvl 3 until the game is lost
how fucking hard is support man
I don't even mind roaming but maybe you should hit lvl 6 before 14 minutes even as a support if you want to win the game
Anonymous No.528684035
>>528683961
OH MAAAAAANNO
Anonymous No.528684105
>>528683405
you'll start performing worse after getting a gf,just saying
Anonymous No.528684170 >>528684343
tonight's ranked playlist

https://youtu.be/iFV1KDRgIp0
Anonymous No.528684292 >>528700727
I wish we could be a better general but everything you do is chase people away.
Anonymous No.528684343 >>528684452
>>528684170
Actually, it's this

https://youtu.be/QCE_IOLq6XU?list=PL9Ev4BWEzoiuVD-VaOdfMQOJiSvvBW_zq
Anonymous No.528684450 >>528692542
guess the champ
Anonymous No.528684452
>>528684343
nice ip grabber nigga
Anonymous No.528684570
>>528682756
Been a while since I updated that.
Anonymous No.528684627
lolg bros, how do i find a gf like this >>528682069 ?
Anonymous No.528684673
Anonymous No.528684685
Gwen adc is actually fucking nuts if your support isn't a mouth breathing knuckle dragging troglodyte, you win early game mid game and auto win late game if full build due to split push power
Anonymous No.528684797 >>528684876
>>528682756
Behold
Anonymous No.528684876 >>528684954
>>528684797
Fedora weeb...I kneel...
Anonymous No.528684954 >>528685056
>>528684876
yone players should be bullied
Anonymous No.528685002 >>528685090 >>528685298
whichever retard celebrated last thread, i am not dead (yet)
the 4th ticket somehow got through and wasn't closed immediately and they acknowledged that the warnings/bans were too close to eachother resulting in an instant permaban
Anonymous No.528685030
>>528682756
What does this say about me?
Anonymous No.528685047 >>528687023
>>528683961
This is why you play support yourself so you don't get creatures playing the role.
Or play Luggs and then after 6 ult every other wave so you don't need your support anymore.
Anonymous No.528685056
>>528684954
Riots already doing that
Anonymous No.528685090 >>528685510
>>528685002
>sorry to hear you're going through a rough period in your life where you threaten to rape and kill all niggers in dms with other players!
lmfao
Anonymous No.528685257
>528685047
don't @ me brownoid
Anonymous No.528685275
>>528682756
Anonymous No.528685298 >>528685467 >>528685510
>>528685002
How the fuck?

I got perma banned on my first and only other account like 8 years ago for telling my inting jungler to go hang himself and they've refused to unban it.
I've tried several times because I have a couple pax skins there and those faggots just refuse.
Anonymous No.528685402 >>528685467 >>528685652
>>528683119
si17 here... i feel like im pretty fun and friendly when my support doesn't grief me (shibs) and we win games... i think neutral should be a better fit...
Anonymous No.528685467 >>528685572 >>528685582
>>528685298
That anon only got unbanned because they were banned after a punishment was already applied. They were presumably only supposed to get two weeks.

>>528685402
Literally everyone hates playing with you.
Anonymous No.528685510
>>528685090
i figured i don't get a 2nd chance so i just went all out on the
>i have a sad fucking chungus life, lot of negative things have happened so i said things i didn't really mean sowwy ;<
>>528685298
because the way they do things is
>warning
>ban
>X days period where if you do anythingh you get permad
in my case i was warned,banned AND permabanned within an hour
the point of warnings is to give you time to reflect, in my case i could do nothing because they escalated it to a permaban
Anonymous No.528685572 >>528685784
>>528685467
this is untrue
Anonymous No.528685582 >>528685784
>>528685467
why do they still let him play if they hate him? give him the boodrum treatment
Anonymous No.528685652
>>528685402
Shibs
>is cute
You
>are obese
>unskilled at the game (boosted)
>ugly
>will contribute nothing to this world
Anonymous No.528685784 >>528685923 >>528692708
>>528685572
Okay, convince yourself if you want.

>>528685582
Because Majin is a pussy and thinks laughing at him is funny. #NOTHERFAULT
Anonymous No.528685814
>>528683961
Ughhhhhh adcs are just so whiny
Anonymous No.528685859
I played Jax for the first time today and my jaw is on the floor.
I really don't understand how people lose with some champions, they manage to do everything and be insane at everything at every point in the game.
Anonymous No.528685923
>>528685784
can't blame him when seratranny is so desperate to be one of the cool kids
Anonymous No.528686345
Is Draven supposed to be a turk?
Anonymous No.528686351
>even the discord clique hates s17
gotta be intentional to make yourself even more unlikable than lyra
Anonymous No.528686453
>>528682069
slut
Anonymous No.528686560 >>528687185
Once I finish my midlane training it's over for you nibbers
Anonymous No.528686628 >>528686803
>>528682069
bros why dont women find muscular manly men attractive and instead husbando guys like viego, kayn, and ezreal?
Anonymous No.528686630 >>528686781
remember most my shops prove the majority people here are support sluts or adcsissies
Anonymous No.528686746 >>528687678
>had a creeping suspicion i was going to be up against hwei top instead of the jax that got picked so i locked in scorch comet yorick
>it actually was hwei
i love when people bring their dogshit champs that take 4 autos to kill ghouls into my lane. if they can’t get a giant lead before i’m level 4 then the lane effectively ends right then and there
Anonymous No.528686781 >>528686985 >>528687416
>>528686630
I am not a sissy.
I'm a healchad.
Anonymous No.528686803 >>528686921 >>528699423
>>528686628
our resident girls like twinks or beastiality
Anonymous No.528686921 >>528687160 >>528687276 >>528692790
>>528686803
even swainfag prefers the suave well dressed man over a hulking muscle man...
Anonymous No.528686985 >>528687107
>>528686781
you're a packmule playing THE most iconic healslut. don't kid yourself
Anonymous No.528687023
>>528685047
bro zyra is as good at waveclearing 1v2 as any lux if not better but it doesn't change the fact that an underlevelled dogshit useless support will lose you the game regardless
Anonymous No.528687054
>>528662556
Shaving her pubes.
Anonymous No.528687057 >>528687465
Goodnight, /lolg/
Anonymous No.528687107
>>528686985
I'm a healchad.
Anonymous No.528687160 >>528687354
>>528686921
she's a nasty fujo with daddy/control issues. and nuswain is more ripped than old warlock swain ever was
Anonymous No.528687185 >>528687304 >>528688090 >>528688568
>>528686560
Mid lane feels like cock and ball torture nowadays, you NEED to play in tandem with your jungler to do literally anything and if your jungler refuses/exclusively goes top or some dumb shit you're basically fucked and have to play from a horrible position until hopefully/ideally hit your power spike, if you do at all.
Unless you're laning against a significantly worse player it feels like you have zero agency unless you're playing one of the 8ish broken as fuck mid laners.


This gets worse the higher elo you go because support/jungle can hard camp the lane for free and there's nothing you can do about it except hope your team makes use of the opportunity, and where broken champions like Azir or Akshan or Orianna excel because they can nuke waves insanely easily very early on while being impossible to gank while being insane roamers while hard scaling
Anonymous No.528687273
d4 is so fucking weird
one game feels like a silver shitter lobby where everyone chases kills when turbo behind and 4 cs/min
next game feels like a fucking chall lobby with everyone being 10cs/min and no one ever gets caught or makes mistakes
i fucking hate this elo
Anonymous No.528687276 >>528687354
>>528686921
swain is quite fit and hairy, what do you mean?
Anonymous No.528687296
bro I can't take this anymore
I cannot queue up another game to play with d4 chimps
I can't do it
Anonymous No.528687304 >>528687846
>>528687185
Skill issue
Anonymous No.528687354 >>528687864 >>528688075
>>528687160
>>528687276
nuswain is not ripped
regardless the aesthetic of Swain is not the typical work out muscleman thing men gravitate towards like Pantheon, Darius, Garen, or Mundo
hes closer to an aged up version of the twinks
Anonymous No.528687416 >>528687793 >>528688948
>>528686781
I genuinely have not seen a Yone win a single game in like 3 months, let alone perform well, niggers need to stop picking this useless fucking champion
Anonymous No.528687465
>>528687057
Good night.
Anonymous No.528687673 >>528687945
>>>/adv/33265858
Anonymous No.528687678 >>528688450
>>528686746
theres a a poke yorick player on the slavic superserver who goes liandry + comet + scorch every game on mid and top and just shits on people
Anonymous No.528687724
>>528682069
HOLY SEX

BE MY LEAGUE WIFE PLEASE IM SO LONELY

I WILL BUY YOU SKINS
Anonymous No.528687793 >>528688948
>>528687416
>used to think yone was broken
>LT got nerfed and all of a sudden he’s just useless
It’s funny how life works. If someone doesn’t have a billion games on that champ they’re almost guaranteed to int their brains out
Anonymous No.528687846 >>528688090
>>528687304
Maybe in your little silver ass games it doesn't matter but in my master games people will actually exploit anything they can, this gets even worse when I got close to gm
support and jungle lose next to nothing and just the threat of them being relatively close can single handledly ruin the lane which happens insanely often due to how open the lane is
Anonymous No.528687864
>>528687354
You're trolling right? Just because he's mostly covered in armor doesn't mean he's not ripped. Look at the splash arts. It's coomerbait for girls attracted to mature men.
>>528664427
Muscular arm
Anonymous No.528687945
>>528687673
i know it's fake but the office leaking gets me
Anonymous No.528688075
>>528687354
swain is not a roided out musclehead in terms of physique but he is very fit and well proportioned in terms of size.
he's most definitely not a twink but not too beef cakey either not too hairy, just good enough with potential for more if left unshaven.
Anonymous No.528688090
>>528687185
>>528687846
>masterlow yaps an inaccurate word salad
not surprised
Anonymous No.528688101 >>528688574 >>528688669
it's soooooooooo fucking hard to stop autopiloting as a botlaner
I can't understand how other people do it. your support keeps doing random dogshit plays and you can't cooperate with anyone else basically despite the fact that you heavily rely on teamwork
when I played support I could just adapt to whatever nonsense my teammates cook up and play according to that but when I play adc it's so fucking exhausting to try to play around the constantly changing dogshit plays of my teammates
Anonymous No.528688117
Heh surely this healnoob isn't a healchad
NNOOONONONONO HE IS A HEAL CH-ACK!!!!!
Anonymous No.528688227
>>528676110
>>528676169
A legendary skin replacing her pillary with master hand from smash bros. Her R could be the hand flying across the map and pointing down at whomever it hits for puppet briar to fly to.
Anonymous No.528688358 >>528688489
this is an aged up twink
Anonymous No.528688417
>>528683570
>literal spider
Am I supposed to take that as an insult? Because I dont.
Anonymous No.528688450
>>528687678
Honestly if I liked mid I’d probably do the same thing, a 4 ghoul E does a lot more damage than people realize on most mid champs. It’s also super easy to set up ganks because putting someone in a cage is enough to bait out flashes most of the time
Anonymous No.528688489 >>528689006
>>528688358
looks like aged up viego
Anonymous No.528688523 >>528688630
Now that the dust has settled, what did /we/ think of Act I?
Anonymous No.528688568
>>528687185
My problem is I'm either afk side farming or limit testing until im 1/10 with LITERALLY NO inbetween. I lack control
Anonymous No.528688574 >>528688902
>>528688101
you are not getting stimulated enough
you probably find adc champs boring as shit, but you don't want to admit it
play something new, or try mages
samira makes my brain actually work cause it's just pure dopamine gameplay
Anonymous No.528688630
>>528688523
can't wait for the dating sim
Anonymous No.528688669
>>528688101
I was asking my Morgana to not use the aoe on the wave because I wanted to freeze since we lost the invade at the start and she was doing it regardless. I don't understand how supports can be this uncooperative and then complain of the useless botlaner bro I almost literally depend on you.
Anonymous No.528688902
>>528688574
I've tried everything
adc are the most fun champs for me
I used to main the most stimulating one (draven) and right now my most played is zyra and I like playing her
I do have insane adhd but I can still focus while playing low apm stuff like janna nami etc. or other roles
I cannot focus while playing botlane (every other game when my support does random shit)
I legit focus and win every game if my support doesn't just fuck off to toplane because they see that I locked in a mage
Anonymous No.528688948 >>528689154 >>528690254
>>528687416
>>528687793
Because yone was a tard filter champion that checked dumb mid laners and adcs and Riot decided to try and "fix" that
They ended up turning Yone into another pro play caged champion that can't do shit in lane, he's fucking horrible in solo queue because he basically has no laning phase, he's insanely easy to counter, insanely telegraphed and doesn't even scale like a Kayle or Jax or most ADCs to warrant that laning phase
But when he spikes with the crit he's suddenly the best champion in the game for 5 minutes
And then he starts free falling into being useless again, which is heavily accelerated if your team is already losing because then the actual scalers are gonna two shot him


It doesn't affect pro because the games WILL end when he's falling off and he gets the help required to let him hit that spike, while also being able to exploit the team fight ultimate and the pick off/quick initiation potential
in solo queue best case scenario in challenger the game will end quickly so he performs best there, but you still got all the other problems so he's still not very good

Because of that he's been pretty much the worst solo laner for the last few patches, he doesn't even get half decent 48%+ winrates until you start hitting ranks like bronze, silver and iron
Anonymous No.528689006 >>528689245
>>528688489
viego is also fujo bait
Anonymous No.528689140 >>528689452
There should be an AP Collector. Why do ADCs get to have all the fun.
Anonymous No.528689154 >>528689640 >>528693148
>>528688948
but our local yonefags are still lowelo
Anonymous No.528689167
Fiora
R heal duration: 2s-5s based on Vitals triggered --> 5s always

still needs to actually trigger at least one Vital to get the healing at all, but getting only 1-3 Vitals now heals the same as getting all four

buffed before illaoi with a 3% higher winrate
maybe I should just rope myself on the light post over phreak's VIP parking spot
Anonymous No.528689245 >>528689358 >>528689808
>>528689006
He would look so much better if he got rid of his definition
Anonymous No.528689293 >>528689553
Wasn't this bullshit supposed to stop the game DURING THE MATCH and end it right then and there with no LP or penalty to our accounts, like it never happened, while the cheater gets banned?
WHY DID YOU LET THE MATCH CONTINUE I KNEW THAT FUCKER WAS SCRIPTING HE EVEN SUCKED DONKEY DICK AS CAITLYN AND WAS LIKE 2/9
>dodges every fucking spell
>frame flashes
>does weird ass movements no human would ever fucking do
>recognized it like 5 mins into playing bot lane

So this shit is just chinese spyware at this point. It's not doing anything. I even looked this fucker up in my match history. They weren't even IN my match history, like I cannot find this fucker anywhere so what the fuck?
Anonymous No.528689358
>>528689245
I look like this except way fatter.
Anonymous No.528689393 >>528689808 >>528690307 >>528701121
this is suave well dressed man and a hulking muscle man... bros i thought these were mutually exclusive? twink sissies... we lost
Anonymous No.528689452 >>528689603
>>528689140
Your shadow flame??
Anonymous No.528689486 >>528689881
phreak has such a blatant anti melee bias its unreal
Anonymous No.528689523
>start day on 0 lp
>lose twice, -0 both times so its cool
>win 3 games in a row, big 55 lp so we are feeling good
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss (derank)
>loss
>win up to 1 game from promo
>demon team
>somehow win, ending day on +13 lp
a win is a win but if I wasnt on 0 lp with a demote shield I would be down >40 lp
Anonymous No.528689553 >>528690090
>>528689293
They only terminate games where it's blatantly obvious. They give you that notice because they watched multiple games to be 98% sure it's a cheater before banning. All Vanguard does is stop shit like cheat engine from booting before your OS odes to dodge detection. They still have to analyze games where they cheat using other means.
Anonymous No.528689562 >>528689838
he's a kat otp even doe his hwei is General Mao
Anonymous No.528689603
>>528689452
you mean the shitty jeweled gauntlet?
Anonymous No.528689640 >>528689978 >>528690209
>>528689154
who even plays yone here?
azakana?

yeah there's always gonna be retards at every elo on every champion, but even in platinum and gold yone still has 46% and 47% wr respectively
we're at the stage that unless you're genuinely good at the champ you're just handicapping yourself, and even then you'd get better results with half the effort on almost anything else
Anonymous No.528689808
>>528689245
>>528689393
something that isn't brought up as much with the rework is that he became unmasked.
Anonymous No.528689838 >>528690094
>>528689562
katevolved? or who are u talmbout
Anonymous No.528689881
>>528689486
The man has slipped too far to be saved and its unreal how there's no checks or balances on this bald fuckface.
He doesn't play the game. Not really. He doesn't "feel" the game, he walks into work and sees win rates, percentages, etc. He thinks 48% win rate on Zed is "balanced" but has no idea how fucking god awful it is to play against that fucker when only a few changes make it "feel" more balanced.
>revert the insta w
>have a slight windup (think Kassadin Q) to his Q
>compensate with a slightly higher R ratio (he has to land more than 2 skillshots to oneshot if not slightly ahead / well ahead

Done.
I'm a numbers guy myself, but even I know that how something feels, as frilly and foo foo faggoty as it sounds, matters way more to players than how "balanced" something is.

Don't get me started on Akali holy fucking shit.
Anonymous No.528689925 >>528690036 >>528690408 >>528690413 >>528690576
Getting better and better :)

I can't be bothered replying to like the 10 (You)s I got, but no sorry, I will not be your /lolg/ wife. I appreciate the compliments anyways <3
Anonymous No.528689978 >>528694035
>>528689640
yonefag but he doesn't play ranked not that he'd be any good anyway. our best yone/yasuo player is VO
Anonymous No.528690036 >>528690249
>>528689925
>I will not be your /lolg/ wife
NOOOO MY DREAMS OF A LEAGUE WIFE ARE OVER
Anonymous No.528690090
>>528689553
That's not how it was fucking advertised at all.
Do you not remember the promotion /dev shitvid where they show
>WARNING CHEATER DETECTED MATCH TERMINATED
in a big fucking explody graphics overlay while a league match is going on?

Come the fuck on.
I'd rather the game end right then and there instead of losing LP (we lost that game don't get me on a rant) and while they lose their account with one probably gifted and/or free skin on it I'm stuck having to try to get 2 more wins to make up for that fucking loss.
Anonymous No.528690094
>>528689838
me
(((kat)))evolved is a nid/lee otp at the moment sadly
Anonymous No.528690209 >>528690469 >>528690478 >>528690505 >>528694035
>>528689640
VO plays yasuo/yone and he's masters, saga also plays yone in diamond but I don't think they blog here too much if at all unlike Azakana so that's the only one you see.
Anonymous No.528690249
>>528690036
league wife doesn't have to be a lolg wife. queue up those arams.
Anonymous No.528690254
>>528688948
I’m just glad this nigger champ has been banished from top lane
Anonymous No.528690307 >>528700081
>>528689393
We've always had a well dressed muscular man
Anonymous No.528690408
>>528689925
:c
Anonymous No.528690413
>>528689925
grats on the S cutie but i am very disappointed there will be no lolg wife
Anonymous No.528690469
>>528690209
littlest dog barks the most
Anonymous No.528690478
>>528690209
vo always has been a yasuo buttfucker. yone gets rinsed by pony in the mid lane and complains almost as much as si17. azakana is the only true yonepicker from here
Anonymous No.528690482
>>528661858 (OP)
Sex with lamb (x2) (she is pregnant now)
Anonymous No.528690505 >>528692528
>>528690209
isn't saga E4
Anonymous No.528690507 >>528690914
>one hour stream complaining about yunara showing her midriff
Anonymous No.528690576
>>528689925
What about just being a slut for us? No relationship commitment required?
Anonymous No.528690787 >>528690916 >>528691056 >>528691390
>>528682756
Am I a dom or a sub by my masteries /lolg/
Anonymous No.528690914
>>528690507
He's such a faggot but his taste is pretty good. Complaining about female champions aside.
Anonymous No.528690916
>>528690787
based arya
Anonymous No.528691017 >>528691451 >>528691496 >>528691513 >>528691602 >>528691915 >>528692082 >>528692141 >>528692225 >>528692226 >>528692528 >>528694616 >>528701229
Hello.
I'm the OG Dota 1 (WC3 Custom Game) player from like 2 weeks ago who started playing league and had asked for some character advice from people.

I hit ranked level 41 \o/ but I'm really really struggling in games now. I started off playing Briar in the Jungle role, then switched to Naafiri (I like dogs), and then played a lot of Kai'Sa games but I've been losing a lot
>no like, a *lot*
of matches and it's starting to demoralize me.
I believe I'm something like 19 ranked wins and 30 ranked losses.

Is there something I'm missing? I've jumped around on a lot of different characters and I can't seem to lock down on a proper role or playstyle any more or even character. I don't feel impactful or that I die far too much (I'm dying around 10 times a game and I'm getting around 5/6 kills a game). Perhaps too aggressive but that's sort of how I like to play but that doesn't seem to reward me ever.

I've got some token free currency and I bought a bit of RP for some cosmetics, I didn't want to buy too much but there's some skins that are pretty or that I liked the look of. I'm just really struggling.

I'm not sure who to play any more or where.
Anonymous No.528691056 >>528691410
>>528690787
how did you take the urgot rework?
Anonymous No.528691390
>>528690787
I am noob
If that much wasn't obvious
Anonymous No.528691410
>>528691056
it flopped, but now that the dust has settled, we can discuss why
Anonymous No.528691451
>>528691017
You're just limit testing and learning. Losing a lot at first jumping right into ranked is correct.
Anonymous No.528691496
>>528691017
you got 15 years of catching up to do have fun
Anonymous No.528691513
>>528691017
Kai'Sa is weak early, if you want to be aggressive play something else. Also bot lane is decided by the support, unless you're smurfing you're kind of just along for the ride. If you want to fight a lot I would recommend playing an early game champ toplane like Renekton or Sett.
Anonymous No.528691602 >>528691897
>>528691017
>>Is there something I'm missing?
There's a reason so many people say "you are the only constant" as a joke - lots of games are truly just going to be outside of your control even if others will try to convince you that's not the case. It's just like any other team-oriented activity.

>I'm not sure who to play any more or where.
Play what you have fun playing. The sooner you break out of the "playing to win" mentality the more you'll immediately start to see gains. People confound the act of not directly "playing to win" as being the polar opposite and just "playing for fun" and running down games and whatever but those are just two extremes. It's a game. Find something you like and that makes you happy playing it and do your best to learn what runes or items to take in what circumstances and improve via that.
That being said...
>(I'm dying around 10 times a game and I'm getting around 5/6 kills a game).
Seeing as how Briar is one of your highest masteries, in HER case that's normal. She'll naturally be dying a bunch throughout games. As for Kai'Sa and Mel though, definitely just look to play around poking out your opponents more and avoid committing. You can still be aggressive - just *aggressively* poke instead of trying to all in with champions who don't have the potential to do that.
Anonymous No.528691830
>>528682756
gonna be a while for me to pass over my TF but we'll see based on what I decide for the new onetrick
Anonymous No.528691897 >>528695817
>>528691602
Saying you are the only constant is not a joke though, it is an actual fact - It just depends on your skill level. If you're around the same level of overall skill as your teammates, you will not be able to just climb easily.

Yes there are some games out of your control, but that is once again skill level dependent. There are games that challengers will lose in. But at the same time, challenger players will climb to GM+ with a 70% winrate on alts.
Anonymous No.528691915
>>528691017
what server do you normally play on? I say this with intent, if you are on NA and join/associate yourself into the players here and add them, most of the players in the game are more than happy to answer questions you have about specific in game variables.The thing that got me better the fastest was playing vg vs vg 5v5 customs and chatting with the players from there, whether about general stuff in game or certain things that happened in the game you guys played in that you can work on.
Anonymous No.528692082
>>528691017
that isn't your fault, you got placed too high because the game judged you to be a gold~ player based on normal game performance
for me it was the exact opposite, i got placed lower than you and i had to go all the way to diamond while i stomped my games in lower ranks that i didn't belong to

first season is always rough for new players because they have no solid ground,nowhere to belong to (yet)
i would not give a shit about your winrate at all, if people insult you then just disable chat or mute the player instead
right now you need a foundation and for that you need to experiment, with experimentation comes failure and with failure comes opportunity to learn

>and I can't seem to lock down on a proper role or playstyle any more or even character.
which is natural for league, it took me 2 years to find what role i wanted to play and even now i am not satisfied
each role has it's drawbacks, it all comes down to what bullshit you are willing to play with/against
examples
>like adc
>hate playing duo lane
>like juggernauts
>hate playing toplane because it's too 1 dimensional + seperated from map
>like midlane
>hate assassins
eventually you will arrive at 1 that has the least amount of shit

it's so much easier to pick characters in other games compared to league, it's only natural
i'd motivate you to play more if you enjoy the characters but the game is in such a sad state that it's really hard to recommend someone to play more
Anonymous No.528692141
>>528691017
>Perhaps too aggressive but that's sort of how I like to play but that doesn't seem to reward me ever.
I can’t be too useful here because I don’t play jungle but there’s definitely junglers out there that fit your play style. You’re still new to the game and you’ve chosen to play two tedious roles so no matter what you’re going to struggle for a while. I’d maybe look up someone like coach kirei on youtube and go from there
Anonymous No.528692225
>>528691017
Dying a lot when you’re new to the game is fine you dont learn your limits any other way
If you fall behind consistently it can be better to start thinking in terms of - I need to get a wave and then I’ll make a play. Shouldn’t be a hard rule but fast shoving a wave before a fight will keep your champ at a decent level even if you fight a lot
Anonymous No.528692226 >>528692423 >>528692613
riots API is down so AOE is now the #1 rated lolg on the dpm leaderboard
>>528691017
kaisa is one of the most difficult adcs to play, especially for a new player without experience playing adc to begin with. if you want to play adc I recommend Miss Fortune, Sivir, Jinx or Jhin to get the fundamentals locked down. These champions all thrive on being in the back of the team, taking cover behind their teammates and dealing damage from a distance, as opposed to Kaisa who thrives on engaging with her team, ulting past the enemy team and being sort of a secondary assassin
Anonymous No.528692423
>>528692226
>riots API is down so AOE is now the #1 rated lolg on the dpm leaderboard
I kneel.
Anonymous No.528692528 >>528692571
>>528690505
I can't be arsed playing solo queue ranked like before that shit blows donkey cock so I'm still E4 or some crap like that because I played promos, lost most and stopped.
The splits and changes made it too annoying, I'll play solo q in summer when I have more time but I'd probably just get like 7 wins for D4 and maybe stop if it gets annoying. When you end up diamond for a couple seasons they basically start gifting it to you and you get like 50 lp per win and 10 per loss until you hit it again.


>>528691017
If you've played dota you should know that you're gonna lose a lot when learning a game like this, you're absorbing insane amounts of information every game and it's gonna take several games for that shit to stick.
I would recommend just playing whatever you find cool or fun, maybe see some streams so you can see more champions being played at a good level in order to see their performance and how they move and work in good hands. Seeing some youtube videos so you can start absorbing key information and terms faster wouldn't be a bad idea.
Unlike most dota Dota heroes this game is VERY micro and matchup intensive, not in the sense of controlling several units but in the sense that one small misstep or key press can immediately ruin everything against better players and there's an insane amount of mobility options and skillshots you have to take into account at every second, if you played and enjoyed invoker you might enjoy some of the more complicated champions.
Anonymous No.528692542
>>528684450
Ashe if noob
Anonymous No.528692571 >>528693219
>>528692528
holy sex
Anonymous No.528692613 >>528693262
>>528692226
how can you link all of those ADCS but not link the easiest one tristana? she literally becomes unkillable at level 18 with full build
Anonymous No.528692698 >>528692885 >>528693228
BOW to your lolg GODS
Anonymous No.528692708
>>528685784
>Majin is a pussy
in what reality
somethings will sort themselves out
im just going to rate him like every other high elo player and balance teams accordingly
they are the highest rated lolg and the #1 sera exclusive ehc otp after all, so surely they should be treated in the same vein as supra bear and gourdon
Anonymous No.528692790 >>528693241 >>528693962
>>528686921
Falls under the same category as shes actually 1000 years old cover men use for neoteny attraction. They want an impossible to attain image of a 80s bodybuilder, prime metzen while grizzled 55+ in age to signify experience. Swains status as general is the cherry on top.
Anonymous No.528692885
>>528692698
why was there a reset on dpm?
Anonymous No.528693076
https://youtu.be/Gi7zJTbyvDk?si=J7ZRQXvaPyocyzuw

No voice filter is really surprising
Anonymous No.528693129 >>528694183
>>528663390
if you think cheesing is sweaty instead of fun I'm sorry but you've been lobotomized
Anonymous No.528693148 >>528693416 >>528693472
>>528689154
70% percent of the playerbase is shitlow but for some reason you love bringing those 2 up like it's some gotcha every time
Anonymous No.528693219 >>528693568
>>528692571
Yes
Anonymous No.528693228
>>528692698
I KNEEL.
Anonymous No.528693241 >>528693461 >>528693962
>>528692790
wait she's hagmaxxing?
Anonymous No.528693262 >>528695805
>>528692613
because Tristana is a dive champ, at least early game, plays somewhat antithetical to the "stay back and shoot from afar". she is easy and she is good, but I dont think she should be recommended to people new to the role since skills on her dont transfer to the traditional ones in the same sense that skills on traditional ones transfer to other adc archetypes (like spacing, positioning, when you can play aggro etc)
Anonymous No.528693416 >>528693980 >>528694035 >>528694358
>>528693148
topic was yone players on lolg. sorry your ebf is trash at the game. maybe they should ask VO for tips
Anonymous No.528693461 >>528693796
>>528693241
No i mean it is the female equivalent delusion.
Anonymous No.528693472
>>528693148
He's in love with them like the anon who constantly has to bring up KIng Gray. Maybe it's even the same person.
Anonymous No.528693502 >>528693962
if you were any good at this game you'd cringe at every serious post discussing it, you're all so clueless about the most basic intuitive things
Anonymous No.528693568 >>528695982 >>528696275
>>528693219
FUCK
alright i know what im doing for the next 15ish mins
Anonymous No.528693596
>it's another "you're all so shit im the only one who knows what he's talking about in this entire thread" episode
Anonymous No.528693638
Challengerbros... Are we... Washed?
Anonymous No.528693796 >>528695568
>>528693461
aren't all the champs mary sues
Anonymous No.528693913 >>528694050
We lost but x4 honors makes it all worth <3
Anonymous No.528693962
>>528693241
>>528692790
noone cares talk about the game

>>528693502
>everyone is dumb except me
woooooow so original, literally clapped irl btw
Anonymous No.528693980
>>528693416
>projection
You probably think and post about them more than I or anyone else does in this general, buddy
Anonymous No.528694035 >>528694356 >>528694365 >>528694410
>>528690209
>>528689978
>>528693416
vo is master? he's worse than qmm and that guy is gold level
Anonymous No.528694050
>>528693913
>2976 games of ARAM
do women really?
Anonymous No.528694093 >>528699347
ahahaha
Anonymous No.528694183
>>528693129
>its funny to be a faggot
chart working as intended
Anonymous No.528694215 >>528694371 >>528694440 >>528694497 >>528694621
Ionian women...
Anonymous No.528694356
>>528694035
qmm just hit diamond though

lolg is so funny how they say nobody is the rank they get to
Anonymous No.528694358 >>528694560
>>528693416
You always bring them up and nobody else despite this general having other known Yone players. You're obsessed. I also hope you don't put your foot where your mouth is and you're higher than silver.
Anonymous No.528694365
>>528694035
>vo "this is my last season im playing league guys, gonna focus on rl"
>six years in the running
lower than gold level irl too
Anonymous No.528694371
>>528694215
made for big noxian cocks
Anonymous No.528694410 >>528694520
>>528694035
I know this is crazy to think anon but you can't gauge someone actual skill from a handful of lolg inhouses where they might be playing off role or trying some weird shit or their bot lane is a 2/9 bronze playing adc soraka against an emerald 3 adc one trick
Anonymous No.528694440
>>528694215
She looks short and chubby here
Anonymous No.528694497 >>528694568 >>528694621 >>528694648 >>528695081
>>528694215
MILDLY MUSCULAR WOMAN STEP ON ME
Anonymous No.528694520
>>528694410
he plays yone yasuo every game against me and it's like playing against si17 filled mid
Anonymous No.528694560 >>528695181
>>528694358
lol go cry somewhere else. he's not going to fuck you
Anonymous No.528694568 >>528694851
>>528694497
>Mildly muscular
that shit is RIPPED for a woman
Anonymous No.528694593 >>528695718
LITTLE YORDLE SLUTS GOT ME ACTING UNWISE
Anonymous No.528694616
>>528691017
add me please add me please
Anonymous No.528694621
>>528694215
>>528694497
unlucky tazmir
Anonymous No.528694648 >>528695009
>>528694497
>no pubes
inaccurate
Anonymous No.528694689 >>528695104
Anonymous No.528694691 >>528694860
what happened to the poppy anon
Anonymous No.528694851
>>528694568
pretty much anyone but jinx or yordles is ripped.
Anonymous No.528694860
>>528694691
the long arm of the law finally got him, hes busy working three jobs to pay all that child support
Anonymous No.528694862 >>528695104
1000-year virgin
Anonymous No.528695009
>>528694648
i hope you shave before going to public pools
Anonymous No.528695081 >>528695123 >>528695220 >>528695283 >>528695471 >>528695615
>>528694497
your chromas
Anonymous No.528695104
>>528694862
>>528694689
face so alien and ugly you need to be an autistic porn addict not to feel odd about it
Anonymous No.528695123
>>528695081
looks like shit in game
base it is
Anonymous No.528695181 >>528695648
>>528694560
>can't even post his opgg or a screencap of his own profile with rank
Coward and a hypocrite
Anonymous No.528695220
>>528695081
I dont like the skin but if I end up getting it in a reroll, I'll probably use the green, blue and white chromas
Anonymous No.528695283 >>528695810
>>528695081
>purple hair chroma
thank god
Anonymous No.528695373
buying yunara with rp
buying yunara's skin
buying all yunara chromas
Anonymous No.528695471
>>528695081
>no blonde version
Anonymous No.528695491 >>528695707
your adc
Anonymous No.528695519 >>528696429
Ashe anon you around?
Anonymous No.528695568
>>528693796
Old swain wasnt. Thats the problem.
Anonymous No.528695615
>>528695081
Purple looks the best by far, Blue second, Pink third.
Anonymous No.528695648
>>528695181
cry more fag :)
Anonymous No.528695707
>>528695491
needs a good corrective raping
Anonymous No.528695718
>>528694593
Lulu is clearly the hottest character in league and this is the proof
Anonymous No.528695803 >>528702509
Office Lady skins when
Anonymous No.528695805 >>528696202
>>528693262
completely fair, I play lucian so I can't even speak.
Anonymous No.528695810 >>528695953
>>528695283
wtf why is she so jacked? doesn't she use telepathy
Anonymous No.528695817 >>528697785 >>528697971
>>528691897
it's not a fact if hard losing botlane is also a constant
Anonymous No.528695874 >>528702365
Rammus in Brawl is actually fun. Sure, you die A LOT, but it's still fun to play as a turtle.
Anonymous No.528695953
>>528695810
she's one of the kinkou like shen and kennen, she's a ninja. she's what akali was supposed to be before she left, the fist of shadow
Anonymous No.528695978
feeling cute...
Anonymous No.528695982
>>528693568
Have fun
Anonymous No.528696040
Can't unsee now
Anonymous No.528696083
Forced impregnation!
Anonymous No.528696180 >>528696361 >>528696707
yunarass
Anonymous No.528696198
Need a gf that looks exactly like yunara and lets me do ryona on her
Anonymous No.528696202
>>528695805
I'd say Lucian is a pretty decent recommendation for anyone wanting to learn adc and niche themselves more into spell-oriented adcs like Lucian, Zeri, Kaisa and Ezreal etc so I don't think you're being too silly, dont worry about it
Anonymous No.528696208
we need more athletic girls desu
Anonymous No.528696275
>>528693568
solving a 50000 pieces puzzle you autistic reddit nigger?
Anonymous No.528696303 >>528696412
What do I think of this change?
Anonymous No.528696346 >>528696397
three games in a row I had people talk shit even when we were turbo winning the game
what causes this behavior?
Anonymous No.528696361
>>528696180
>fart towel
Anonymous No.528696382 >>528696510
Actually we need more hags like syndra and renata
Anonymous No.528696397
>>528696346
you either win their way, or fuck you
Anonymous No.528696412 >>528696637
>>528696303
forgot the picture.
Anonymous No.528696429 >>528699169
>>528695519
Yeah I'm around
Anonymous No.528696448
we need more reworks like volibear
Anonymous No.528696510
>>528696382
Camille counts as one, and technically zoe. But it doesn't matter wrinkles only apply to male characters.
Anonymous No.528696637
>>528696412
notice the important distinction that they didn't feel the need to include "duo" haha...
Anonymous No.528696686
we need more mary sues
Anonymous No.528696707 >>528696982 >>528697107 >>528704634
>>528696180
These skins really are just Pool Party with a slight asian/Spirit Blossom coat of paint. Why don't they just bring OG Pool Party back at this point? I'm pretty sure Ocean Song flopped.
Anonymous No.528696941
>Wake up
>Another jvggernavt homogenized and ruined forever
>Volibear is still reworked
Anonymous No.528696982
>>528696707
Ocean Song flopped because they had to make it some music festival/fashion shit to justify S*raphine being in it instead of just playing it straight.
Anonymous No.528697009
>When she sees your penis
Anonymous No.528697051 >>528697280
are they fucking
Anonymous No.528697107 >>528698282 >>528699463
>>528696707
Ocean song flopped because of the champs picked for the skinline
Anonymous No.528697116
Why do yasuo players built bork over kraken for the ADC role? Isn't kraken infinitely superior even if the enemy team has tanks?
Anonymous No.528697280
>>528697051
I thought the player was supposed to be the one flirting with them, no?
Anonymous No.528697310 >>528699540
ladies/gays is xin zhao hot or not?
Anonymous No.528697354 >>528697520 >>528697535 >>528697890 >>528697913
Genuinely, how do I go about finding a league girlfriend? I just want to duo with them and be flirty and buy them skins.

At this point I might settle for a sissy for any form of feminine contact. I don't mean an IRL girlfriend, I have no interest in that.
Anonymous No.528697520
>>528697354
Why would you want that?
Anonymous No.528697535
>>528697354
aram is the easiest
adding any support main will increase your chances of finding a girl or sissy
Anonymous No.528697785
>>528695817
You can say whatever cope you want, it doesn't make you right. Good players are able to climb up to the ranks they are in with high winrates for a reason.
Anonymous No.528697890 >>528697935 >>528698018
>>528697354
If I were still a tranny, I would have taken you up on that offer. Sadly, I'm not. Good luck finding him/her though.
Anonymous No.528697913
>>528697354
just send a friend request.
Anonymous No.528697935 >>528698165 >>528698373
>>528697890
>still
what happened anon?
Anonymous No.528697971
>>528695817
cope... good players know how to get enabled...
Anonymous No.528698018
>>528697890
serabros....
Anonymous No.528698125
Im looking forward to playing Yunara yen seconds at a time.
Anonymous No.528698130 >>528698294 >>528698338
FUCK FUCK FUCK I just ate all the leftovers. My mom is going to be so mad. I'm such a fat piece of shit.
Anonymous No.528698165
>>528697935
They grew up and got soul crushed into workerman.
Anonymous No.528698252 >>528698591 >>528698775 >>528698951 >>528698975 >>528700124 >>528700387
Anonymous No.528698276
Peace offering huh...
Anonymous No.528698282 >>528699006 >>528699958
>>528697107
This
Zeri is an ugly brownoid nobody will willingly play unless she's broken
Only 2% of the playerbase can make Nidalee work
Nobody wants to buy an Ashe skin that isn't a legendary because of her outdated animations and annoying voice over that never shuts the fuck up
Yone could've carried the skin line if it wasn't one of his worst skins
Anonymous No.528698294
>>528698130
king brown sissies...
Anonymous No.528698338
>>528698130
Garfeld did you eat all the lasgana?
Anonymous No.528698373
>>528697935
I got told a million times that I will never be a woman by /pol/ and /v/. I stopped communicating with groomers. And finally, I got a gf who asked me to stay as a boy


There's a lot more to the story, but let's keep it League focused. During covid, I played only Gwen in AI matches lol.
Anonymous No.528698401
I can't spell... Bamboo 4 here I come.
Anonymous No.528698591
>>528698252
lmao
hope you reported that indian
Anonymous No.528698775
>>528698252
the cringe in that picture in unnreal
Anonymous No.528698951 >>528699250
>>528698252
both sides in this image are cringe
Anonymous No.528698975
>>528698252
me and who
Anonymous No.528699006 >>528699198 >>528703197
>>528698282
Zeri was the cutest of the batch. Yone skins need to stop making him maskless. It sucks he's dressed like a stripper for most of his skins and doesn't have his mask in most of them.
Anonymous No.528699112
Spa day Zozo doko
Anonymous No.528699169 >>528699792
>>528696429
Im gonna work on the workout Ashe later today.
Would you prefer dolphin shorts or yoga pants? Also I was gonna draw her very sweaty, or do you prefer a more clean look?
Anonymous No.528699198
>>528699006
>Zeri was the cutest of the batch
this is what is known as a truth nuclear bomb
Anonymous No.528699250
>>528698951
no u
Anonymous No.528699347
>>528694093
>When you hear your girlfriend farting and notice your dick getting hard
Anonymous No.528699423
>>528686803
>beastiality
?
Anonymous No.528699463 >>528699605
>>528697107
No it flopped because the champs weren't showing any skin despite it being a swimsuit skinline
Anonymous No.528699540 >>528699756
>>528697310
He's definitely more attractive now but Riot really needs to update his model. For years now his splash arts for the more modern skins and his design in other things like WR, cinematic, and comics have had him looking like this but in his actual in game model for his base skin he looks like a 60 year old uncle who smoked heavily
Anonymous No.528699605
>>528699463
It was a summer skinline, not explicitly swimsuit. ashe, nidalee, sera, and yone do show off skin
Anonymous No.528699619 >>528699767 >>528699772 >>528699850 >>528699939
not every champion needs to be coom bait
Anonymous No.528699756 >>528700440
>>528699540
Living in Noxus will do that. If Xin stayed in Ionia his skin would be lush and youthful
Anonymous No.528699767
>>528699619
>not every champion needs to be coom bait
Yes they do
Anonymous No.528699772
>>528699619
Every champ should have appeal.
Sex appeal is one type of appeal.
Anonymous No.528699792 >>528701005
>>528699169
Dolphin shorts sound great, could show her thighs better, sweaty is fine too
Anonymous No.528699850
>>528699619
Wrong
Anonymous No.528699939
>>528699619
pls understand the playerbase hasn't touched a woman in years so they mist have pixels to goon too
Anonymous No.528699958
>>528698282
I liked Seraphine being a bleached Chinese thot
Anonymous No.528700051 >>528701276
Honestly shouldn't be surprised that they chose Ionia as their second season after Noxus their second favorite region
the REAL bet is if they're going to just give up on this "region centric seasons" gimmick when they realize after this season they can't pump out Ionian and Noxian after Ionian and Noxian champion
Anonymous No.528700081
>>528690307
Anonymous No.528700124
>>528698252
It's always funny to hear about these kinds of things but its another to read what's explicitly being said.
Anonymous No.528700243
brawl with my best friend
twitch.tv/npclowiq
Anonymous No.528700387 >>528700875 >>528701176
>>528698252
let's flip the genders, would this be acceptable? how would you react to this sort of behavior from a female league player?
Anonymous No.528700403
>>528682756
Anonymous No.528700440 >>528700723
>>528699756
I mean you're not wrong but Riot has been going for the prettier but still notably aged design for awhile now but just refuse to update his default model at all. I hope he's the secret VU that was mentioned before.
Anonymous No.528700572
I love League but the bounty system is absolutely insufferable. Worst mechanic in the history of humanity holy shit
Anonymous No.528700615 >>528711996
You are formally invited to attend dumbdigger's 18th annual prelim ranked game party
when: today later on nigga
where dumbtwitchdigger on twitch

elo: should be gold. like all my games are gold average theres no way it wont be gold. my direct role opponents are gold-plat.

so my ranked games should be gold right? right not iron right? right

how: jungle games because i am not allowed to play mid in this game or any other role for that matter

why: to prove to lolgen how fucking stupid these retarded nigger posters are.


about: league of legends (general)

metaphorically: literally.


tl:dr read the entire post im not summarizing for you nigger


stop reading there.
Anonymous No.528700631 >>528700709
>Scroll to FIVE random posts
>all of them are shitposts
Nice job bravo lolg really nice job. clap clap clap clap clap.
Anonymous No.528700709
>>528700631
what would you like to see?
Anonymous No.528700723 >>528701215
>>528700440
No one is safe
Anonymous No.528700727 >>528701039
>>528684292
>At least two anons are chased out every year.
>Lolg wonders why the threads slowed down.
Anonymous No.528700832
Stream .. dokoni?...
Anonymous No.528700875 >>528701121
>>528700387
where do i signup for a girl to gift me skins and compliment me?
Anonymous No.528701005 >>528701507
>>528699792
D. Shorts it is then.
With gym assistant Lulu extra versions ofc
Anonymous No.528701039
>>528700727
bro its summer people are off doing other things. stop being afraid of boogeymen
Anonymous No.528701121
>>528700875
Just look like this >>528689393 and post insta in champselect
Anonymous No.528701176 >>528701265
>>528700387
>let's flip the genders
I wish, I'd be so in love

I hate how women get so much attention for free yet I'm over here STARVING
Anonymous No.528701215
>>528700723
/lolg/ will see this and still have tbsΓΆyen live in their heads rent free
Anonymous No.528701229
>>528691017
can you please accept my friend request i promise you wont regret it
Anonymous No.528701265
>>528701176
Just be gay, many anons here would treat you like a king
Anonymous No.528701276 >>528701629
>>528700051
>since ive been playing lol
>a single Bandle City champ
and its fucking Yuumi
>a single Demacian champ
Sylas and even then he is the Riven of Demacia being against the fucking region
>2 Freljords
Ornn and Aurora
>9 FUCKING Ionians
starting with Jhin and ALSO Ionia is the region they decided to do a double drop putting out 2 of them on the same fucking patch
>3 Ixtal after making up this region
filling it out with rejects starting with Neeko as the first real Ixtal champ
>6 Noxians
starting at Kled, probably cause theyre attached at the hip to Ionia cause of the war
>a single Piltover champ
despite Arcanes popularity and its also Seraphine a lore second champ soley designed for Kda where she flopped and as a result ALSO ruined Skarners lore and deleted it from the game
>3 Shadow Isles champs
EVEN the Ruined King storyline could not get their attention off Ionia/Noxus for more than a year
>2 Targon
tranny region and they had to rework a few characters into it deleting their old stories, least that means one less Ionian
>3 Zaun
not a single Arcane character from the main regions made it into lol thats how obsessed they are with those 2 regions
>6 generic Runeterra
even the unallied entire continent has to share scraps off of Noxus and still falls behind in total numbers against Ionia
>the VERY NEXT CHAMPION is Ionian
Riot sucks at character design
Anonymous No.528701443
>played 4 games today (only normals)
>3 games today where team got mega stomped (inting iron support, 14 death toplaner etc.)
>the one game we won midlaner went afk and the rest of us had to go sicko mode to barely clutch a win

this is so rigged
Anonymous No.528701483 >>528701604 >>528701810
what league character do I turbo edge to on stable diffusion tonight
Anonymous No.528701507
>>528701005
Based, love that Lulu is making another appearance, excited to see how she plans to "help out" this time
Anonymous No.528701604 >>528701810 >>528702139
>>528701483
You already know..
Anonymous No.528701629 >>528701774 >>528701838
>>528701276
guess where in the world league is most popular
Anonymous No.528701730 >>528701773 >>528701895
Anonymous No.528701773
>>528701730
What a pussy.
Anonymous No.528701774 >>528701926
>>528701629
we need more america representation. a chubby fat white girl that is good at everything and viego finds her hot and all the guys want her
Anonymous No.528701810
>>528701483
>>528701604
Anonymous No.528701838
>>528701629
pretty sure the most popular champions in chinkland are not Ionian thoughbeit
Ezreal, Jarvan, Thresh
Anonymous No.528701886 >>528702140 >>528702458 >>528702724 >>528703730
What are some conspiracy or "superstitious" habits you have that you've been convinced are a thing despite lacking the ability to provide undeniable proof? I'll give some examples of my own:
>leave queue if someone dodges a lobby, it means the matchmaking system had a "good enough" setup but now that one person is out for 5m/30m/24h it has to degrade itself and go to worse "best" options
>reset queues after 4 minutes, it means the system is struggling to find a lobby for you
>completely exit / restart your computer after every 2 losses in a row; riot does indeed track your average playtime, 'tolerances', time in client, etc
>runes are an extremely old system updated over multiple seasonal generations, the amount and calculations displayed can be subtly tweaked to either not be as effective or give wrong results (proof: there was a bug during mythic items era where the position of your items could give / not give mythic item stat bonuses)
>red (top right side team) has an extreme and major advantage when it comes to dragons, and in low to mid tier elos dragons are over emphasized, meaning red team players have the ability to much more easily respond, shut down, and snowball off magnetization to dragons, meaning in lower elos red side has an inherit advantage no matter what the comp or situation
>Lissandra has been tweaked and buffed several times over the years and has a few mechanics that, if discovered, would make her not only pro play viable but pick ban
>pinging or trying to coordinate your team too much will trigger a 'classification' of player you are, giving you more submissive and follower players when often you want the opposite (proof: tested over 50 accounts of differing behavioral patterns. "Yuumi Only" accounts performed FAR better than "I am the jungler calling the shots come here and do this" accounts.

What are yours?
Anonymous No.528701895
>>528701730
all lies
i've been sending them griefer videos for the past 2 years and nobody ever got banned
i had 280gb worth of heavily compressed videos showcasing people who griefed me and they are still playing to this day
nobody gives a shit
Anonymous No.528701926 >>528702103
>>528701774
What type of color revolution will she lead though
Anonymous No.528702103
>>528701926
white duh
Anonymous No.528702139
>>528701604
Such a stupid trope.
Anonymous No.528702140
>>528701886
this is so dumb its unreal... as a gm player i have to sift through 15 min queues constantly... you can't just reset...
Anonymous No.528702159
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
Anonymous No.528702210 >>528702359 >>528702423 >>528702571 >>528702735 >>528703459 >>528705064
What's a feminine girly cute name I can make?
One that will make boys cream their pants as soon as they read it but not get me banned?
Anonymous No.528702359 >>528702416
>>528702210
obviously qiyanasmilkman because lol sex, get it?
Anonymous No.528702365 >>528702502
>>528695874
Is this goat?
Anonymous No.528702416
>>528702359
>man
No but actually what name
Anonymous No.528702423
>>528702210
Qiyanamilklady
Anonymous No.528702458 >>528702771
>>528701886
>pinging or trying to coordinate your team too much will trigger a 'classification' of player you are, giving you more submissive and follower players when often you want the opposite (proof: tested over 50 accounts of differing behavioral patterns. "Yuumi Only" accounts performed FAR better than "I am the jungler calling the shots come here and do this" accounts.
fuck me this makes too much sense. another conspiracy is that you have to improve metrics like pinging things like omw as much as master players, and spamming fkeys like faker while walking to lane to riot sees you have high map awareness, and the system determines you're a higher rated player than your current rank, so it should give you better teams until you reach the rank their metrics say you belong to. you can't do both.

>personally
always always always exit queue after the queue timer exceeds the estimated time, every single time i let the timer run significantly past it, my team gets hitlerstomped. they're handpicking the worst possible apes for your demise if the clock runs too long.
Anonymous No.528702502
>>528702365
Yeah get on.
Anonymous No.528702509
>>528695803
Oh god please yes.
Anonymous No.528702571 >>528702662
>>528702210
shibsthewondercat
Anonymous No.528702608 >>528702756 >>528702793 >>528702798 >>528702860 >>528702910
i dont want to play yorick anymore this midscope is ass
tell me what to start playing
Anonymous No.528702662
>>528702571
shitsthewonderegg
Anonymous No.528702724
>>528701886
LosersQ doesn't only match you up with tilted teammates, it also influences a lot of microevents, such as the turrets fire rate that will more likely hit you twice on a dive whereas a Katarina in winnersQ for example could kill you and shunpo out without getting shot a single time. That minion that survives on 1 hp when you last hit it, sometimes you will miss 5 different cannons for this exact same reason coincidentally. The minion/scuttle kiting you/changing aggro at the very last second to dodge a skillshot, more noticeable with aurelion's E and that one melee minion running away from it at the very last frame. Obviously crit chance is also influenced by losersQ. On Kindred the marked scuttle will always be weakside in losersQ.
When it adds up, all those curious instances of bad luck end up becoming extremely suspicious.
Anonymous No.528702735 >>528702968 >>528703343 >>528703459
>>528702210
Something with 'Mommy' in it usually works
Anonymous No.528702756
>>528702608
Karthus
Dude has hardly been touched since the game came out
Anonymous No.528702771
>>528702458
People think I'm fucking psycho but I get some of the best ADC players you've ever seen on my Yuumi Only account compared to my Jungle Only account.

It's actually unreal.
Anonymous No.528702793
>>528702608
Zilean.
Anonymous No.528702798 >>528703595
>>528702608
accept my friend request you old fart
Anonymous No.528702843
whens lolgs
Anonymous No.528702860
>>528702608
Nasus
Anonymous No.528702894
so you're saying if i send this to riot this guy will get banned?
should i do it?
Anonymous No.528702910
>>528702608
Play Qiyana bruiser top.
Anonymous No.528702968 >>528703343
>>528702735
idk I met some gay guy with mommy zyra or step on me something like that.
Anonymous No.528703197 >>528703737
>>528699006
>Why is the guy who is practically naked in his base skin also naked in his other skins
Anonymous No.528703343 >>528703389 >>528703459 >>528703561
>>528702735
>>528702968
Yeah I was thinking that but I am submissive :p
'Mommy' gives off too much dommy vibes
Anonymous No.528703389 >>528703557
>>528703343
tranny or female?
Anonymous No.528703459 >>528703557
>>528702210
>>528702735
>>528703343
troonjak_hanging dot png
Anonymous No.528703557 >>528703625 >>528703647 >>528703770
>>528703389
I'm not a woman, just an AGP fag.
>>528703459
No plans to cut my dick off
Anonymous No.528703561 >>528704089
>>528703343
Kitten?
Anonymous No.528703595
>>528702798
i dont see it
Anonymous No.528703625 >>528704089
>>528703557
Keep your dick it's cuter
Anonymous No.528703647 >>528705385
>>528703557
spin
Anonymous No.528703730
>>528701886
>What are some conspiracy or "superstitious" habits you have that you've been convinced are a thing despite lacking the ability to provide undeniable proof?
genuniely starting to believe theres a 3rd party app that shows you what people are hovering on the enemy side. way too many specific things are being banned and its not like its a ban on someones main so they get a username and they just ban what that account picks the most. last 20 games never seen a fucking renata glasc ban, last 70 games havent even fucking seen a renata glasc on either side, my teammate hovers it it gets banned

theres literally no way i can take that at face value. theres something else going on there.


and i think riot bricks some people's shit for a game. i think some peole dont connect and dont reconnect specifically because riot wont let them .

(slojoe still hasnt connected to a game a month+ a week later)
Anonymous No.528703737 >>528703918 >>528704126 >>528704387
>>528703197
Sex sells
Anonymous No.528703750
START SOME VGS NIGGERS
Anonymous No.528703770 >>528704089
>>528703557
>I'm not a woman, just an AGP fag
Based. Wish more faggot were honest like this and not immediately troon out.
Anonymous No.528703860
femboys, femmy twinks, and androgynous guys are always cuter than trannys post or pre op
Anonymous No.528703918 >>528704250
>>528703737
holy fuark never forget what they took from you
Anonymous No.528704089 >>528704216 >>528704309
>>528703561
Ooh this could work, I might ask chatgpt for suggestions though
>>528703625
I always will ^.^
>>528703770
I honestly don't get it. Nothing wrong with being a feminine girly gay man and fantasizing rather than actually LIVING in a delusion.
Anonymous No.528704126 >>528704387
>>528703737
The LOR Yone is pretty much the one we see on the cinematic, just with more armor.
And then you know he literally fucking dies and fuses with the renmaints of a demon so he becomes a half-demon demon hunter.
But even then I don't find it surprising, it's to be expected that the art and design team wouldn't want to feel fully caged by a one off card filler art from like 3 years before the champ even released, specially when we knew the brother was dead so he would never look like that again.
That said where the FUCK is that as a skin?
Why does he gets dogshit skins like Ocean Song or fucking battle academia
Anonymous No.528704216 >>528704389 >>528704925
>>528704089
do you shave smooth and wear girl clothes or just fake it online?
Anonymous No.528704250 >>528704347 >>528704458
>>528703918
Yone main here. Left is objectively better
Anonymous No.528704309 >>528704434
>>528704089
Why is everything in this picture so incredibly off looking?
Anonymous No.528704347
>>528704250
>Yone main here
opinion discarded
Anonymous No.528704387 >>528704457 >>528704608
>>528703737
>>528704126
if they put out a traditional Yone skin I'd probably main him
as is hes just bait for faggy skins and shitty kpop trash
Anonymous No.528704389
every apg looks like this
>>528704216
and they fake it for attention
Anonymous No.528704434
>>528704309
because AI generated 2D image based off of 3D renders
Anonymous No.528704457 >>528704531
>>528704387
Spirit Blossom is extremely kino tho.
Anonymous No.528704458 >>528704926
>>528704250
ok aza you're a closeted weeb anyway
Anonymous No.528704531 >>528704708
>>528704457
no its just another flavor of faggy
Anonymous No.528704608
>>528704387
sorry chud, he's made for the female/gay gaze only
Anonymous No.528704634 >>528704793 >>528705720
>>528696707
Same universe apparently
Anonymous No.528704708 >>528704827 >>528704868
>>528704531
No, THIS is faggy.

Yone himself is like a 6'5 giga chad with a chiseled jaw and a deep voice, it was only after SB that riot tried to make him faggy.
Anonymous No.528704746
there's nothing to play anymore
it's all reworked
i lost...
Anonymous No.528704793
>>528704634
ofcourse, they renamed it for marketing/theme purposes
Anonymous No.528704827 >>528704920
>>528704708
it was faggy to begin with
LOR Yone is a chad, muscular with facial hair and a stern face
lol Yone is faggy with a girly twink face looking nothing at all like his brother and hes supposed to be OLDER
Anonymous No.528704868
>>528704708
he was always faggy though. he has an earring, half naked and wears a skirt in his base skin
Anonymous No.528704920
>>528704827
>LOR Yone is a chad, muscular with facial hair and a stern face
literally the only difference between that and lol yone is a facial hair
Anonymous No.528704925 >>528705046
>>528704216
>do you shave smooth and wear girl clothes
This will sound like massive cope lol but I shave smooth because I honestly don't like the feeling of body hair and yeah I'll get dressed up all cute for fun *sometimes* when I'm feeling extra faggy and girly.
Anonymous No.528704926
>>528704458
Closeted?when have I not been vocal about me loving anime?
Anonymous No.528705025
>ai generated lolg sissies
it's over
Anonymous No.528705046 >>528705551
>>528704925
cute and gay
what kinds of outfits?
Anonymous No.528705064 >>528705551
>>528702210
Elise
Anonymous No.528705176 >>528705283 >>528705471
why are you guys so fucking weird?
what is wrong with some of you, for actual
Anonymous No.528705231 >>528705378 >>528705447 >>528705637
>here's your giga chad
lol
Anonymous No.528705283
>>528705176
>t. normie newfag
Anonymous No.528705375
lolg big bros should play big bro champs I think
Anonymous No.528705378
>>528705231
he's /fit/
Anonymous No.528705385
>>528703647
?
Anonymous No.528705447 >>528705640 >>528705667 >>528706397
>>528705231
>ripped as fuck
>also canonically extremely tall

I'd bet my left testicle this nigga could fuck your overweight ass up with 2 fingers
Anonymous No.528705471 >>528705592
>>528705176
desperation for any form of attention and porn addiction
Anonymous No.528705551 >>528705595 >>528705785 >>528706909
>>528705046
Honestly I'm kinda boring and wear the standard skirts, stockings/thigh highs and stuff.
>>528705064
Love you Elisefag
Anonymous No.528705592
>>528705471
>posts briar coomer gif
self report
Anonymous No.528705595
>>528705551
>off-model boobs
Anonymous No.528705637 >>528705775
>>528705231
literally battle scars on his face + muscular.
whats the problem?


how gay do you have to be to see all those manly traits and think "wow that guy is fuckable"
Anonymous No.528705640
>>528705447
stop being gay azakana. people are allowed to critique yone without you taking it personally
Anonymous No.528705667
>>528705447
I can take him
>in a fight! Right Azakana??
….
>r-right???
I joke only jokes.
Anonymous No.528705720
Yone!

>>528704634
>never getting a proper pool or beach themed skin because of Ocean Song ruining everything just so Riot can end up repeating the theme (music) for him a year or 2 later for Heartsteel
>the skins don't even have any lore connection to each other either
I fucking hate it here.
Anonymous No.528705775 >>528706023 >>528708971
>>528705637
the same mentally ill people who see him as a band mom or whatever other effeminate traits they impose on him
Anonymous No.528705785
>>528705551
sounds cute! show some for us nonny
Anonymous No.528705947
fiora needs a buff fast
Anonymous No.528705989 >>528706118
Any lolg guys accepting bf applications?
Anonymous No.528706023 >>528706651 >>528707129
>>528705775
>people
It was Riot themselves who pushed the band mom shit anon. Though I guess riot is mentally ill
Anonymous No.528706118 >>528706212 >>528706438 >>528707239 >>528708234
>>528705989
majin
maqe
tazmir
vbl
spin
gaynymede
Anonymous No.528706212 >>528706272 >>528706307
>>528706118
Can anyone confirm this
Anonymous No.528706272 >>528706372
>>528706212
Why
Anonymous No.528706307
>>528706212
they're all cissies (idk about gany)
Anonymous No.528706372 >>528706447
>>528706272
I want to suck a guy off? Idk (in league of legends)
Anonymous No.528706397
>>528705447
If you aren't Garen or Panth tier levels of steroid abusing fit then you're a twink in most of lolgs eyes
Anonymous No.528706438 >>528706675
>>528706118
Taz is taken by Azakana. He dresses like Kayn and then straight up ravages Taz’s little bussy dressed as Zed. The student overtakes the master.
Anonymous No.528706447 >>528706783
>>528706372
Are you a girl?
Anonymous No.528706651 >>528706825
>>528706023
and the fans ate it up. don't act like it wasn't opposed by the playerbase
Anonymous No.528706673
baus hard carried a gm game in euw first timing seraphine bot
Anonymous No.528706675
>>528706438
Get some fucking help dude. Seek therapy.
Anonymous No.528706783
>>528706447
No
Anonymous No.528706825
>>528706651
I've not seen a single yone using that skin so no I don't think so.
Same as BA or and almost Ocean Song, I saw ONE Yone using that.


At this point I'm 100% convinced that it's a small but vocal fujo crowd that infiltrated riot, these gay skins don't sell so obviously people don't care, yet they keep happening and they keep forcing them.
Anonymous No.528706838 >>528707083
How do I become good at Yone?
Anonymous No.528706909
>>528705551
Anonymous No.528706980
Triple queueing but I just know the other two are in a private call saying stuff about m me.....
Anonymous No.528707034
Pool party Annie, Nunu, and Millio when
Anonymous No.528707083 >>528707126
>>528706838
Invent a time machine to the past when he wasn't in pro play jail
Anonymous No.528707126
>>528707083
Invent a time where they didn't put Yasuo 2.0 in the game
Anonymous No.528707129
>>528706023
Chinks have been referring to Yone as a mother (male) and calling him wife day 1 of release. Wouldn't be surprised if Riot took note of it considering the Chinese is who Riot wants to pander to.
Anonymous No.528707218
Ah well I just finished pathing top, time to see how my bots doi- OH MY GOODNESS
Anonymous No.528707239 >>528707965
>>528706118
1 is a man whore
2 probably is as well
3 has oneitis
4 5 and 6 are all closeted
Anonymous No.528707247
evens i go eat then hit practice mode before ranked

odds i go live right now and hit placement games
ttv dumbtwitchdigger
Anonymous No.528707735
AS I GAZE AT THE STARS
I HEAR YOU CALLING OUT TO ME (OUT TO ME)
HER HAIR FLOWED LIKE FIRE
MAKING MAN BURN WITH DESIRE (WITH DESIRE)

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
AND WHERE DID YOU GO
I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW
'CAUSE I'M ALL ALONE

I LAY DOWN MY SWORD WITH NO ARMOR BY MY SIDE
I NO LONGER REMEMBER YOUR EYES
YOU TOOK ALL THAT USED TO BE IN MY LIFE
MY LOVE... MY LOVE...
Anonymous No.528707965
>>528707239
Chat, is this accurate?
Anonymous No.528708234 >>528708329 >>528708365 >>528708378 >>528708586
>>528706118
majin x s17
tazmir x lyra
spin x zaun
gany x aura
Anonymous No.528708329
>>528708234
gross no lol...
Anonymous No.528708365
>>528708234
Aurae will never date you
Anonymous No.528708378
>>528708234
Damn lucky majin.
Anonymous No.528708586 >>528708704
>>528708234
cute ships any others?
Anonymous No.528708698 >>528708948
those pairs are terrible and a very poor mockery of the art I posted last week
Anonymous No.528708704 >>528708803 >>528709138
>>528708586
vbl x king brown x jelly
jelly has two hands.
Anonymous No.528708803 >>528708890
>>528708704
>jelly has two hands.
and 4 holes
Anonymous No.528708890
>>528708803
those belong to her bull.
Anonymous No.528708948
>>528708698
>art I posted last week
?
Anonymous No.528708971 >>528709285
>>528705775
>mentally ill
>he's never had a group of friends where at least one person was considered the "mom friend" because of their maturity and attentiveness
Anonymous No.528709002
You can't milk those!!!!1XDDDD
Anonymous No.528709067
>these posts
Anonymous No.528709138 >>528709242
>>528708704
who's the bull and who's the cuck?
Anonymous No.528709242
>>528709138
alistar is the bull and enemy support is the cuck
Anonymous No.528709285 >>528709417 >>528709424 >>528709535
>>528708971
>lolg
>having friends
This general is a cesspit of awful people. Very few people here are all that mentally well adjusted or pleasant to be around
Anonymous No.528709417
>>528709285
i'm nice
Anonymous No.528709424 >>528709603 >>528709603
>>528709285
>very few
and which lolgs are?
Anonymous No.528709535
>>528709285
Im nice
Anonymous No.528709563 >>528710085
might play soraka today
why is she the best enchanter and every other enchant should strive to be like her
Anonymous No.528709603
>>528709424
me
this guy here >>528709424
you, maybe?
Anonymous No.528709982
I can't wait for Brawl to die. Fucking shit game mode.
Anonymous No.528710070
>>528710040
>>528710040
>>528710040
Anonymous No.528710085
>>528709563
i would play soraka but the faggot in this thread ruined her for me
Anonymous No.528711996
>>528700615
I kneel.