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Anonymous No.528737981 >>528738156 >>528758540 >>528758876 >>528759245
/uma/ - Uma Musume GeneraI #728
Pakalive TV Vol. 54 will air today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXxfJFLf6b4

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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic currently underway, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
>Twinkle Legends Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v9w4Tr48Xh5mXWHSLGGUU_XEYY148t7wqPd9120QjBU/edit?usp=sharing
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases tomorrow: https://umamusume.com/

>IP News
Uma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing

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>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/up4f5
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:
https://www.umavpn.top/
Card Score Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharing
Support Card Evaluation Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing
>Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst

>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
Register here: >>524354428
Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Anonymous No.528738149
Delete global
Anonymous No.528738156 >>528738609
>>528737981 (OP)
I've been lurking here since second anni and never played the Japanese version of the game.
Anonymous No.528738229 >>528738405 >>528738484 >>528738508 >>528742329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS1H745qD4
If you newfucks want to fit in then you'll need to learn our national anthem.
Anonymous No.528738269 >>528738450 >>528738540
>>528738027
I already told this to the dacchi that made the initial post in another thread, I don't want to give more attention to the one scheming to literally make a /uma/ equivalent of /alter/. So the less you know, the better. You just have to know there is a literal discord on the line, so just leave it at that.
Anonymous No.528738351 >>528738424
>4 posts in
>discuck drama schizoposting
Welcome to global
Anonymous No.528738354
sexo
Anonymous No.528738405 >>528738935
>>528738229
I miss Nox
Anonymous No.528738424 >>528738554
>>528738351
That's why I said to leave it at that, retarddacchi.
Anonymous No.528738450
>>528738269
discord was a mistake
just like the cup after 2016
Anonymous No.528738453
What i have learned
>Dont toll umas
>Reroll grinding
Anonymous No.528738484
>>528738229
Took me a sec to realize he's singing the names of the horses kek
4J !!A5Gh5Y8ySzo No.528738491
Agnes Tachyon is such a dork huh
Anonymous No.528738508 >>528738605
>>528738229
WHEN
Anonymous No.528738540
>>528738269
>make a /uma/ equivalent of /alter/
the fuck? do they really?
Anonymous No.528738554 >>528738708
>>528738424
>goes out of his way to crosspost between threads and bring it into the new one while the old thread is still up
>erm.. don't talk about it!
Kill yourself lmao
Anonymous No.528738595 >>528738642 >>528738689
It would be super cool to see Shamal get back to back JPN1 wins in a few hours.
Anonymous No.528738605
>>528738508
Surely soon, Ai need some correction
Anonymous No.528738609
>>528738156
I like horses. They are our friends.
Anonymous No.528738642 >>528748063
>>528738595
Hell yeah. Anyone else going to see it in person?
Anonymous No.528738689
>>528738595
the ground is very wet so idk
Anonymous No.528738693 >>528738746
how autistic do i need to be to play this game
Anonymous No.528738704 >>528738771 >>528738885
Don't trust the Fr*nch
Anonymous No.528738708
>>528738554
okay, but you first
Anonymous No.528738745
Sorry, dacchis
Only one anthem for me
https://youtu.be/ugxOb2wJJ78?
Anonymous No.528738746
>>528738693
Duuuuuuude super autistic dude!
Like city skylines autistic
hahahaha
Crazy stuff!
Anonymous No.528738771
>>528738704
But the French dunked on the Swiss horses too..
Anonymous No.528738885 >>528739247
>>528738704
No, my hors wife is french, fuck you
Anonymous No.528738935 >>528739352
>>528738405
Same. The boy could have gone on and break Ai's record.
Anonymous No.528738956 >>528739162
how hard do i need to whale to make Gold Ship a top tier unit?
Anonymous No.528739008 >>528739158 >>528739218 >>528739269
Who ended up being your MVP? Still surprised how strong my Rabs ended up being. Chrono was a total bust
Anonymous No.528739020 >>528739113 >>528739168 >>528739193
Why didn't they release a Switch 2 port instead of Steam? Steam is a dead platform.
Anonymous No.528739091
Goldship.
Anonymous No.528739113
>>528739020
Is that a ship in the background.
Anonymous No.528739127 >>528739290
My body is ready
Anonymous No.528739158
>>528739008
Donna ended up winning a bit more than Chrono which is surprising to me. I think it's because of the evolved Non-Stop Girl she has. Been seeing way more senkou umas than I expected.
Anonymous No.528739162
>>528738956
Wait 2 years for Mr. CB's card to come out
Anonymous No.528739168 >>528739291
>>528739020
is that windwos or linux?
Anonymous No.528739193
>>528739020
Why does this game attract so many 'eckers?
Anonymous No.528739218
>>528739008
My regular team match Donna carried me through the entire thing.
Anonymous No.528739247
>>528738885
Laurel or Chrono? Montjeu?
Anonymous No.528739269
>>528739008
Also Loves. Flash a close second if she jobbed, and finally Cesario if both jobbed. Senkou sucks man why did her alt have to be one?
Anonymous No.528739290
>>528739127
17 hours...
Anonymous No.528739291
>>528739168
Only absolute retards install wangblow on the Deck.
Anonymous No.528739352 >>528739815 >>528741252
>>528738935
I miss his races the most, always pulling off some amazing shits and yet making it looks easy
Anonymous No.528739369 >>528753221
im sick of being discriminated against by these jp devs for using an emulator, at least cn and kr games are more chill with this shit
Anonymous No.528739416 >>528739636 >>528740816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8woX5Zq3ZgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSQk_U8o8Ho
Bow to your ancestors.
Anonymous No.528739579 >>528739616 >>528739653
Spe
Anonymous No.528739583 >>528739641 >>528739916
I know Global is going to be the hotness in the thread for a while, but is it possible to get the JP Steam version on an existing non-JP account without it being a pain in the ass? I already know about just using a burner account, but switching all the time just to boot up Uma is basically the same amount of annoyance toggling a VPN for DMM is so ehh.
Anonymous No.528739616
>>528739579
a cute
Anonymous No.528739636
>>528739416
Makiba Cross...
Anonymous No.528739641
>>528739583
Unless steam JP version has something you want then it's less of a hassle to just continue playing the DMM version.
Anonymous No.528739653 >>528739889
>>528739579
The 2nd happiest
Anonymous No.528739738
>>528737936
Another umadacchi taught me the steps a few months ago.
Anonymous No.528739756 >>528739816 >>528739840 >>528739917 >>528739998 >>528740089 >>528742891
>>528738027
tldr: guy was managing the /uma/ team, was completely shit at it, then fucked off. Now he wants back, but can't since the team is already managed. So he tries to split the generals in hopes of /umalter/ surviving for long enough for him to put in the VGL.
Anonymous No.528739815 >>528740006
>>528739352
It was crazy to me how certain his win was once you see him start spurting on the final straight. The only way to beat him was to block him and even then his Takarazuka win shows he's still too good.
Anonymous No.528739816
>>528739756
Post proof
Anonymous No.528739817 >>528739902
Gakuen is way more advanced in animation
Anonymous No.528739840 >>528741949
>>528739756
If he's not the guy that gave us Top Loaf, Shonbori, Keiba posting, and the Urara Barrier then I don't care.
Anonymous No.528739850
All my Umas say Heil Ninjin
Anonymous No.528739860 >>528739958 >>528740025
is this the type of game where i can absolutely brick my horse by choosing shitty training choices? will i have to send them to the glue factory if i mess up?
Anonymous No.528739889 >>528739928 >>528740165
>>528739653
Who's the happiest uma?
Anonymous No.528739902
>>528739817
Gakuen is a better game in general
Anonymous No.528739916
>>528739583
>but is it possible to get the JP Steam version
I don't think you can unless you have a JP steam account. Any account outside of JP/KR/CN is going to default to global.
Anonymous No.528739917 >>528741949
>>528739756
Was he the guy that was responsible for /gig/ scoring 12 goals on us? If so, fuck 'im.
Anonymous No.528739928 >>528739982 >>528740014
>>528739889
Me.
Anonymous No.528739958
>>528739860
Yes to both
Anonymous No.528739982 >>528740170
>>528739928
Stop posting here and get back on the track.
Anonymous No.528739998
>>528739756
how pathetic can one guy be to try to split off a general he "cares" about?
Anonymous No.528740006 >>528740420 >>528740606
>>528739815
That Takarazuka definitely underrated.
>stumble the start
>forced at the back
>going widest
>jockey taking a nap
>front bias ground
Clenched my ass watching that. Fucking Lemaire
Anonymous No.528740014
>>528739928
There are no uma musuko
Anonymous No.528740025
>>528739860
Aye. If you lose a horse during training, you'll have to reroll for her again.
Anonymous No.528740070 >>528740437
I have yet to see a single globalnigger showing interest in keiba
Anonymous No.528740087 >>528740182 >>528740285 >>528740531
so I'm confused.

Are we rerolling for Fine and/or Super OR Shakur?

is the Shakur ppl trolling or not?
Anonymous No.528740089 >>528741420
>>528739756
Sounds like a complete crackpot schizo theory and I need you to post proofs of literally anything since the thread that was made isn't even on /vg/ so none of that makes sense.
Anonymous No.528740152 >>528740254
>tfw I remember the Dragalia...Lost... drama about the fat fairy
Say good bye to your fat uma tummies.
Anonymous No.528740165
>>528739889
Urara
Anonymous No.528740170 >>528740402
>>528739982
Nyo weeeeiiiiiiiiiii.
Anonymous No.528740182 >>528740520
>>528740087
You do not reroll and instead wait for the Throne card
Anonymous No.528740198
Sing, dacchis
Anonymous No.528740223
Never cared about dragalia lost, so no thanks
4J !!A5Gh5Y8ySzo No.528740254
>>528740152
Finally, American representation in games, fat women
Anonymous No.528740285
>>528740087
Shakur was a very powerful double crown horse, which makes her card very powerful too.
Anonymous No.528740402
>>528740170
This is why you fail training units!
Anonymous No.528740413 >>528740520 >>528741865
/uma/ is trolling hard the rerollers
There will be a giga meta supp card called Throne that will outshine everything, do not waste your time
Anonymous No.528740420 >>528740606
>>528740006
>he doubted Lememe
I just stop thinking and let the frog do his thing.
Anonymous No.528740437
>>528740070
Global dropping during summer G1 keiba break so they don't have to give us free shit every weekend for a month or two
Anonymous No.528740489 >>528740583
>nips can access the steam page
>ver 2.16
huh???
Anonymous No.528740520
>>528740182
>>528740413
Shut up. The Throne meta is too powerful, especially for new players. They need to how to build their deck the hard way and not just rely on Throne to carry them through all the scenarios.
Anonymous No.528740531
>>528740087
Shakur is much stronger, but Fine is alright. Super Creek is bad, but she's the best stamina card you'll have for a while(till Stam Rudolf releases). Just get Shakur, maybe a copy of Creek, then hold your jims till Throne releases
Anonymous No.528740583 >>528740856
>>528740489
Nip version is the same version that is in service right now while global get the 4 years late slop.
Anonymous No.528740606
>>528740420
>>528740006
He was in Lememe mode on that one. Thankfully he decided to trust Nox and let him do his thing. That's the sign of a truly great honse when they can take over and bail out a jockey.
Anonymous No.528740816
>>528739416
>ใจใฃใฆใ‚‚ใ‚ฆใƒžใƒŠใƒŸ
Is this song about horse dick?
Anonymous No.528740828
which steam proton version does the game work on steam deck?

imma try it with jp later
Anonymous No.528740856 >>528762494
>>528740583
Kek, they say global might get accelerated to catch up. Their pain will be delicious
Anonymous No.528740864
Ultrawidebros...
Anonymous No.528740963 >>528741017 >>528741101 >>528741319 >>528741353
Let's all talk about keiba instead
We are in summer break, so who do you think will win in Churchill downs ? Sierra Leone or Hit show ?
Anonymous No.528741017
>>528740963
Hit Show
Anonymous No.528741101 >>528741174
>>528740963
Should be Sierra Leone. Waiting for BCC where it's SL vs Forever Young vs Hit Show vs Fierceness vs Thorpedo Anna.
Anonymous No.528741174
>>528741101
My hero will surely shine there
Anonymous No.528741226 >>528741340 >>528759926
tried the JP with VPN on

https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/
Anonymous No.528741232
if Inari One is so good then where is Inari Two?
Anonymous No.528741252 >>528741812
>>528739352
He made his record-breaking Dubai Sheema Classic win look like a training session. For anyone who missed watching him live, you have to hear the post-race commentary to appreciate how much of a monster he truly is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-gfy2SVhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjvF7gUkwG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcFff4-aQao
Anonymous No.528741319 >>528741448 >>528743881
Enough about global. What are you guys expecting from the new island mode?
There's no way they can make it even more overpowered than Legends, right?
>>528740963
For Stephen Foster Stakes? I say Mystik Dan.
Anonymous No.528741340 >>528741363
>>528741226
Which vpn
Anonymous No.528741351
Owari da...
Anonymous No.528741353
>>528740963
Hopefully Hit Show. I love greys
Anonymous No.528741363
>>528741340
proton
Anonymous No.528741420 >>528741528 >>528742659
>>528740089
You can check the 'cord yourself for proofs. As for the /alter/ part it's mostly a meme, he's just trying to get rid of JP players with his pathetic attempts of a split.
Anonymous No.528741448 >>528741610
>>528741319
Kobayashi Yuu kino soon
I don't think she can sing Umapyoi can she ?
Anyway I'm expecting a huge powercrept here
Anonymous No.528741457 >>528741671 >>528742513 >>528742845
Wait, is there really no way to play both JP DMM and global steam version on the same PC? If steam installs it in the same folder. God DAMN
Anonymous No.528741528
>>528741420
True, to all that, but I don't like how some of the attention whores there really want it to be a reality
Anonymous No.528741610
>>528741448
She's voicing the NPC, yeah? I doubt they'll make her sing it. Does any NPC outside of Meek even have recorded lines for Umapyoi?
Anonymous No.528741671 >>528741810
>>528741457
Just play global on your steam deck, bro.
Anonymous No.528741740 >>528741772 >>528741907
when is global releasing
Anonymous No.528741772
>>528741740
Never
Anonymous No.528741810 >>528741836
>>528741671
On my WHAT
Anonymous No.528741812 >>528742184
>>528741252
I literally confused watching this live. Not until they say it break the previous record by 1 sec that I realized what was happened. Medium pace, not challenged, not asked, even pulled, and set that time. Crazy
Anonymous No.528741836 >>528741891 >>528742475
>>528741810
Bro, your 'eck?
Anonymous No.528741865 >>528741945 >>528743849
>>528740413
Stop trolling
4J !!A5Gh5Y8ySzo No.528741891
>>528741836
So this is the power of 'eckers...
Anonymous No.528741907
>>528741740
After Sunday Silence release on JP.
You don't read the briefing?
Anonymous No.528741945
>>528741865
What a way to edit, globalfrens deserve to know the truth, and that Throne is the best card ever
Anonymous No.528741949
>>528739840
No, his only achievement is >>528739917
Anonymous No.528742018
When I bought my 'eck OLED 1TB, I didn't think about using it to play Uma. Now I get to play global on it while keeping the JP DMM version intact on my PC. What a surprise turn of event.
Anonymous No.528742164
To globalfags:
This game has ghosts in it
Anonymous No.528742184 >>528742395 >>528742762
>>528741812
My boy just love to run. Plus, it's not like there was anyone that could challenge him at that point.
Anonymous No.528742186
upload oguri big horse futa cuck fan arts
Anonymous No.528742329 >>528743223
>>528738229
The Mejiro song is our anthem. This is a Mejiro general.
Anonymous No.528742395 >>528742485 >>528742934
>>528742184
I wish he managed to run the final arima to join his dad with 7 G1s. Missed it to stud, and unlike Ojou, he actually couldโ€™ve made it without injuring himself.
Anonymous No.528742475 >>528742570
>>528741836
Damn I guess I won't be checking it out after all. Oh well.
Anonymous No.528742485 >>528743217 >>528744114 >>528744239
>>528742395
Too many dreamy arimas missed
Last year do deuce couldn't make it, I remember some dacchis were really depressed
Anonymous No.528742513
>>528741457
From what ive seen you have to rename the JP data folder, since the steam version is reading off the JP data files since they have the same folder structure cause Cygames is retarded, which is why it won't load, though this means that if you wanna play the JP version again you'll have to rename the global folder and rename the JP back to what it was originally. Apparently there's a way to get around it with symlink but it's 4 am here I'm not doing that shit now.
Anonymous No.528742570
>>528742475
Just use your phone.
Or maybe create a new window user then install global on it.
Anonymous No.528742659
>>528741420
I'm not in your 'cord so I don't have any of the slightest fuck what you're talking about. Spoonfeed me.
Anonymous No.528742672
https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2630
UPDATE!
Anonymous No.528742762
>>528742184
Yeah, Lemaire even gave him a pat before crossing the line
Anonymous No.528742845
>>528741457
HBR had the same problem until Yostar patched it. Jap devs are fucking weird man.
Anonymous No.528742847 >>528743001 >>528743098 >>528743225
So it's tied to steam store region which you can only change if you buy something on while on that country's IP address or straight up a new account created while on VPN
Anonymous No.528742891
>>528739756
>want to split /uma/ because he missed his authority on a completely unrelated virtual soccer team, not because he himself likes uma
Yeah that's discordmod power redrawal moment
Anonymous No.528742934 >>528743443
>>528742395
He definitely could have done it. He was still raring to run at his retirement ceremony. Hell, he's even more buff now than when he was active according to the people got to meet him. I really believe he could break Ai's record if they just kept him running for one more year.
Anonymous No.528743001 >>528743042
>>528742847
Can your main get banned if you make an alt for it?
Anonymous No.528743042
>>528743001
no
Anonymous No.528743098 >>528743268 >>528743502
>>528742847
You can also only change your country every 3 months (I learnt that when I moved to another country). I guess you need to make a JP steam account and buy something there and hope it works with 2 accounts.
Anonymous No.528743217
>>528742485
Well, that's why we have Uma. It's going to be great to see a what-if Eclair VS Dodo like Teio VS McQueen.
Eclair would win it easily. Dodo ain't got shit on my boy.
Anonymous No.528743223
>>528742329
The Mejiro were nearly gone, Torena.
Dober is the only one left. She's retiring in peace now
Anonymous No.528743225 >>528744528
>>528742847
I can not comprehend Cygames logic of not just including a language option and give new players a fucking ton of freebees. I thought this was the entire point of rental decks.
Anonymous No.528743268 >>528743502
>>528743098
i do have gfl global in another account, i don't know what will happen if i buy something jp in that account, will i be able to play gfl global and uma jp still? idk idk
Anonymous No.528743443 >>528744165
>>528742934
Hearing his caretakers talk about him getting into racing mode when they send him to retirement ceremony was sad
Anonymous No.528743483
Anonymous No.528743502
>>528743268
>>528743098
imma try this right now... gonna buy something jp, like fucking what
Anonymous No.528743548 >>528743665
guess i'll create dupe account and ask my friend in japan to buy something
Anonymous No.528743631 >>528743975
Preregistration gift only uma
Anonymous No.528743665 >>528743702
>>528743548
you dont need to buy if you create a dupe, just create it while using a VPN then turn it off
Anonymous No.528743702
>>528743665
huh, guess i'll try it
Anonymous No.528743849
>>528741865
You're looking at the current scenario ranking, which global will not have until 3+ years in. Throne was the best card for its scenario on release, and by a wide margin.
Anonymous No.528743881 >>528744084
>>528741319
Hoping for some OP AI-level shit as the second card, my ninjins are burning a hole in my pocket
Anonymous No.528743975
>>528743631
The Ghost of Zeon! You don't belong in this world!
Anonymous No.528744074 >>528744637
EN PC client is only on steam? i expected separated client as well. i dont want to use steam
Anonymous No.528744084
>>528743881
Got 40k ninjins ready plus a bunch of tickets, I'm more than ready
Anonymous No.528744114
>>528742485
Anonymous No.528744165 >>528744275 >>528744781
>>528743443
If you watched the ceremony, you could see that everyone involved looked kinda sad, well, everyone except Silk Racing rep who was all smile. Seeing Nox constantly looking over to Lememe to see when he'll get on his back was just depressing.
Anonymous No.528744239
>>528742485
I still am...
Anonymous No.528744275 >>528744452 >>528744461
>>528744165
Next year his crops will debut right ? Maybe it was worth it or maybe not
Anonymous No.528744452
>>528744275
This year is his first generation foaled, 2027 will be his first debut
Anonymous No.528744461
>>528744275
They just born this year, so in 2 years
Anonymous No.528744528 >>528744881
>>528743225
nta but EN is a separate server as well? fuck this then
Anonymous No.528744637
>>528744074
Funny how Shadoba got an Epic client but Uma doesn't.
Anonymous No.528744781 >>528745023
>>528744165
Meanwhile, Taiho's ceremony was a really heroic send off with the Yokoyamas all taking a turn to say good bye, and Bread's ceremony was just people roasting him and him getting buttmad at his jockey.
Anonymous No.528744881
>>528744528
we said already that it would be a separate server tho
Anonymous No.528745023 >>528745351
>>528744781
2023 was really amazing but sad year with how many star horses retired man..
Anonymous No.528745351 >>528745412
>>528745023
It's kinda crazy how uma blowing up lined up perfectly with the start of one of the most unique and memorable gens in recent keiba history. The hors god was smiling upon us.
Anonymous No.528745412 >>528745479
>>528745351
>smiling
ahahaha no.
Anonymous No.528745479 >>528745564 >>528745810
>>528745412
Give and take dacchi
I feel this year will deliver us something really good
Anonymous No.528745564 >>528745765 >>528745782
>>528745479
yeah, more dead hors.
Anonymous No.528745765
>>528745564
Oh nyo. Please nyot Dober or Urara
Anonymous No.528745782
>>528745564
all hors die eventually

Urara is my bet on the next uma to go
Anonymous No.528745810 >>528745917
>>528745479
We will never get a generation as great as EST again
Anonymous No.528745917 >>528746150
>>528745810
You are forgetting that there are still lots of dreams to achieve
Anonymous No.528746150
>>528745917
>dreams to achieve
:(
Anonymous No.528746441
fish.
Anonymous No.528746548 >>528746629 >>528746696 >>528746935
1 (one) (uno) (anre) day!
Anonymous No.528746629
>>528746548
Featuring Chikezo's old outfit.
Anonymous No.528746696
>>528746548
since it's a separate server and on steam, im expecting censorship
Anonymous No.528746741 >>528746853
boobs get censored
belly get censored
everything gets censored
global EoS.
Anonymous No.528746853 >>528763247 >>528763373
>>528746741
Hijab Musume: Halal Derby
Anonymous No.528746935 >>528746983
>>528746548
Why do they let Taki Shuttle run around with a deadly weapon?
Anonymous No.528746983 >>528747225
>>528746935
It's her god-given right.
Anonymous No.528747225 >>528747401 >>528748606
>>528746983
Why did Grass abandoned her nation's custom..
Anonymous No.528747401 >>528748606
>>528747225
Second Amendment doesn't strictly mean guns only.
Anonymous No.528747761
All JP bros migrate to the /vmg/ thread i made so we stay away from the globaltards
Anonymous No.528747825 >>528747980 >>528748185
Do you think they will announce more non JP uma(with real name) and we can raise them in future?
Anonymous No.528747978
I give it a week before the second thread disappears completely. What an embarassing, shameful display.
Anonymous No.528747980
>>528747825
0 chance. At most we'll get the real names like with Montjew for someone like Romantic Warrior, but never playable.
Anonymous No.528748063
>>528738642
Nyes.
Anonymous No.528748185 >>528748316 >>528748367
>>528747825
Wasn't there a HK uma in the works?
Got no idea who it could be. Indigenous?
Anonymous No.528748316
>>528748185
no that wasn't even an original character lol
Anonymous No.528748367
>>528748185
That's just a baseless rumor from HK coper lmao
Anonymous No.528748552
sex sex seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
Anonymous No.528748606 >>528749290
>>528747225
>>528747401
Her most dangerous weapon is her backside
Anonymous No.528748625
>NTR, Ayabe, Opera O, Doto
>Tachyon, Janpokke, Dantsu, Cafe
>Gold City, Tosen Jordan, Palmer, Helios
Bro why are groups of 4 friends so comfy?
Anonymous No.528749290
>>528748606
Fat
Anonymous No.528749387 >>528749531
Sakitama Hai starting soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXGYNxdxdM
Anonymous No.528749391 >>528749531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXGYNxdxdM

sakitama hai starting
Anonymous No.528749531
>>528749387
>>528749391
two 'nons, 1 brain cell
Anonymous No.528749637
Lmao Lemaire fucked up
Anonymous No.528749671
wasn't even close
Anonymous No.528749684
SHAMAAAAL
Anonymous No.528749815
NEW RECORD TIME
Anonymous No.528749849 >>528750363
Glad to know Faruko's sireline is secured
Anonymous No.528749951
lememe never pick him at NAR
Anonymous No.528750018 >>528750127
and they say Falko never get married.
Anonymous No.528750027
Damn, the floodgates sure did open huh.
Anonymous No.528750086 >>528750218 >>528750363 >>528750557 >>528753002
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1937812126607024198
Fucking dumb honse
Anonymous No.528750115 >>528750207 >>528750370 >>528752901
So /uma/ culture is just being a stealth /sp/ thread?
Anonymous No.528750127
>>528750018
Just because Falko is not married doesn't mean Falko has no descendant, torena
Anonymous No.528750164
Anonymous No.528750207
>>528750115
Support your local hons too.
Anonymous No.528750218
>>528750086
World's strongest February Stakes winner
Anonymous No.528750363
>>528749849
He's not in stud yet
>>528750086
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.528750370
>>528750115
It's a game based on horse racing, with story and characters tied to the sports itself.
So nyes
Anonymous No.528750434 >>528751046
I wanna breed ai-chan
Anonymous No.528750440
>record on bad ground
Lol, lmao. Get nige'd nerd.
Anonymous No.528750557
>>528750086
dumbass
Anonymous No.528750763 >>528752306
Sireline status: saved
Anonymous No.528750959
Shawarma first, the rest about five lengths behind.
Anonymous No.528751046
>>528750434
We know Kitasan, you already said that yesterday
Anonymous No.528751207 >>528751816
https://www.youtube.com/live/MXxfJFLf6b4
12 minutes
Anonymous No.528751816
>>528751207
To the commercial section that lasts for 30 minutes.
Anonymous No.528752203 >>528754395 >>528754439 >>528754582
im only going to try this game because I want gold ship's fat cock inside of me
Anonymous No.528752295
EEYAN
Anonymous No.528752306 >>528752789
>>528750763
Nigers...
Anonymous No.528752376 >>528752410 >>528752642 >>528753012
i like the top gun girl
is she worth pulling?
Anonymous No.528752410
>>528752376
You get her just from trying to fish for any 3*.
Anonymous No.528752451 >>528752559 >>528753115 >>528753390 >>528753492 >>528753739
is there any uma that's genuinely bad?
Anonymous No.528752559
>>528752451
>is there any uma that's genuinely bad?
Anonymous No.528752642
>>528752376
Pull for ALL mayachan variations
Anonymous No.528752789
>>528752306
Reminder that Falko being an intergalactic idol is canon.
Anonymous No.528752886 >>528753026
>ๆœฌ่ƒฝใ‚’่งฃๆ”พใ !
are we getting SiL or what?
Anonymous No.528752901
>>528750115
Stealth?
Anonymous No.528753002
>>528750086
Rumao. I love dumb hors
Anonymous No.528753012
>>528752376
Do it
Anonymous No.528753026
>>528752886
> SiL
> deserted island
Oh nyo

I hope not
Anonymous No.528753115
>>528752451
You.
Anonymous No.528753221
>>528739369
EN also gets "no emulator :)" error?
Anonymous No.528753390 >>528753474
>>528752451
i can run a mile in 11 minutes
Anonymous No.528753474 >>528753597
>>528753390
Run is not the verb I'd use
Anonymous No.528753492 >>528753532
>>528752451
me
Anonymous No.528753532
>>528753492
Him.
Anonymous No.528753597
>>528753474
>The transition point, where humans switch from walking to running, occurs, on average, at around 7 km/h
thus, anything below 13 min and 40 sec is running
Anonymous No.528753739 >>528753816
>>528752451
Don't listen to them, even Urara is pretty usable (with the right support cards - like a credit card for example). In fact Urara may even be your dirthorse starting lineup along with Ogufat and El Condor Pasa
Anonymous No.528753816
>>528753739
Bro, your Taiki?
Anonymous No.528754131
Anonymous No.528754395
>>528752203
finally someone based
Anonymous No.528754439
>>528752203
me but t.m. opera o
Anonymous No.528754537
Time for THE PEAK
Anonymous No.528754582
>>528752203
me but Sirius Symboli
Anonymous No.528754690
Mirako swimsuit pls......
Anonymous No.528754823 >>528754913 >>528755057 >>528755608
Why is this thread way more peaceful than the last one?
Anonymous No.528754860
Anonymous No.528754885 >>528755064 >>528755125 >>528755218
Is there a difference between turf and dirt in-game?
Anonymous No.528754913
>>528754823
Global's 5 minutes of attention is over. Now it's approaching EOS territory. We're back to the usual.
Anonymous No.528755057 >>528755538
>>528754823
all the burgers and thirdies sleeping rn
Anonymous No.528755064
>>528754885
yes
Anonymous No.528755089 >>528755138
it's so cringe for the seiyuus to feign interest in the anime/game
Anonymous No.528755098 >>528755179
Just downloading global, does meta matter in this game? Who should I pick/roll/raise at first?
Anonymous No.528755125
>>528754885
Of course there is. If your uma isn't proficient in that ground type she'll have heavy stat penalties the worse her proficiency is. Have fun with the couple months where genetically engineering turf Falco was meta.
Anonymous No.528755138
>>528755089
Japanese society is cringe in general.
Only inside their art they are somewhat honest.
Anonymous No.528755140
Anonymous No.528755156
if only there were IPs to know if somebody genuinely new is posting instead of a samefagging tranny
Anonymous No.528755179
>>528755098
There is a meta but it focuses more around the cards not the characters (although certain umas are better than others)
Anonymous No.528755218 >>528755329 >>528755331
>>528754885
Turf requires more speed
Air requires more intelligence
Water requires more guts
Dirt requires more power
Anonymous No.528755313 >>528758746
Anonymous No.528755329
>>528755218
you mean wit right
Anonymous No.528755331
>>528755218
What about fire?
Anonymous No.528755352 >>528755379 >>528755461 >>528755496 >>528755542 >>528755978 >>528779752
I'm an oldfag since I watched the first anime in 2018. BEFORE THE GAME EVEN CAME OUT I MIGHT ADD
Anonymous No.528755379
>>528755352
GAME NEVER
Anonymous No.528755461
>>528755352
Same. Uma was nice after what happened with kemono friends
Anonymous No.528755489 >>528755798 >>528755884
Did they confirm any qol stuff coming from JP or is it gonna be a true launch experience?
Anonymous No.528755496
>>528755352
I'm an olderfag. I've been following this series since they released the first trailer that torpedoed the series.
Anonymous No.528755538
>>528755057
Not true, I'm wide awake
Anonymous No.528755542
>>528755352
I'm an even olderfag I have been a fan every since Moot created 4chin.
Anonymous No.528755608
>>528754823
As a globab I can certainly say that it's because the game is not out yet
Anonymous No.528755798
>>528755489
We have landscape camera view at the very least. I don't expect them to keep the launch roulette like they did when the game first launched too.
Anonymous No.528755867
I want sex
Anonymous No.528755871 >>528756085
i heard kernel level anti cheat is present
does it become active when the game service starts?
Anonymous No.528755884 >>528755991
>>528755489
They already confirmed auto is coming sometime shortly after launch, I imaging there's some JP qol in day 1.
Anonymous No.528755978 >>528763516
>>528755352
I'm the oldestfag. I've been using 2chan long before 4chan was a thing.
Anonymous No.528755991
>>528755884
Nobody said anything about shortly, they just "work on it". Global will die before they release it anyways
Anonymous No.528756010
iirc TLG works through some online conneciton, right? is there a chance that it'll work with global right away?
Anonymous No.528756085 >>528756983
>>528755871
it's only when the game runs
Anonymous No.528756103 >>528756179 >>528756195 >>528756302
>Belno getting figures before most trainable characters
what the hell man
still cute tho
Anonymous No.528756179
>>528756103
Benis figure...
Hakase figure...
Anonymous No.528756195
>>528756103
ogurin is so lucky
Anonymous No.528756265 >>528756297
!?
Anonymous No.528756291
ใƒกใ‚ซ้ง้ณฅ????
Anonymous No.528756297
>>528756265
H-hors?
Anonymous No.528756302
>>528756103
Booooring.
Tell me when there are Obey or Folkqueen figures.
Anonymous No.528756316
Global hate this
Global hate that
How about we all eos
Anonymous No.528756351 >>528756675
robouma
Anonymous No.528756426 >>528756490 >>528756778 >>528757871 >>528759214
>horse girls
>they dont have thick horse legs
explain
Anonymous No.528756473
!?
Anonymous No.528756476
Anonymous No.528756490
>>528756426
They do tho
Anonymous No.528756563
cute
Anonymous No.528756628
I like this. This is actually entertaining. Probably the most entertaining thing after 54 episodes.
Anonymous No.528756646
Anonymous No.528756675
>>528756351
roboostrich
Anonymous No.528756687
Anonymous No.528756760
kek
Anonymous No.528756778 >>528757365
>>528756426
>horse girls
>they dont have thick horse cocks
dropped
Anonymous No.528756831
>ไฝœๆˆฆ: ้€ƒใ’
Anonymous No.528756983
>>528756085
well shit, i dont want to install another uma on my phone
Anonymous No.528757039
Anonymous No.528757127
Dumb ostrich.
Anonymous No.528757140
>ๅ‡บ้…ใ‚Œ
Anonymous No.528757178
>ๅ‡บ้…ใ‚Œ
Anonymous No.528757224
>Belno Robo
>MY FAMILY'S LOADED! LET'S GO!
Anonymous No.528757335 >>528757509
so glad they dont get m*chico in pakalive anymore
Anonymous No.528757365
>>528756778
this one upsets me the most
Anonymous No.528757458
something up with the rightmost track
Anonymous No.528757467
TSUYOI
Anonymous No.528757476
kek
Anonymous No.528757509
>>528757335
At least the newer VAs are stepping up the game. machico is out there doing machico things, until Teio gets an alt 3.
Anonymous No.528757551
That was actually fun. I hope they do that more.
Anonymous No.528757642
SEEEEEX
Anonymous No.528757681 >>528757810
I hope they work Belno in to be a regular character somehow.
Anonymous No.528757689
RIGGED!
Anonymous No.528757762 >>528758034 >>528758054
TP 10 is actually better than the 50 jims
Anonymous No.528757784
Pakupaku desuwa!
Anonymous No.528757810
>>528757681
Maybe theyโ€™ll keep Belno around after Cingrey as Tracenโ€™s official sponsored sportswear.
Anonymous No.528757838
RIGGED
Anonymous No.528757840
uooooooooo
Anonymous No.528757852 >>528757932 >>528757937 >>528757997
globalbros?????

are we getting these rewards????????
Anonymous No.528757871
>>528756426
I don't think you've seen thoroughbred horse legs.
Anonymous No.528757889
THE RICH GETS RICHER.
Anonymous No.528757932
>>528757852
>There will be no stream freebies for global
Okay that's insanely grim
Anonymous No.528757937
>>528757852
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.528757968
fakin rigged
also no full combo bonus sad
Anonymous No.528757991
RIGGED
Anonymous No.528757997
>>528757852
These are for JP CHADS only.
Anonymous No.528758015
News time
Anonymous No.528758034 >>528758130
>>528757762
Why would you ever need stamina refills?? At least RP ones can be used to grind stadium on gift rateups...
Anonymous No.528758035
Anonymous No.528758054
>>528757762
yeah, I need more anyway
Anonymous No.528758117 >>528758187
Nice.
Anonymous No.528758130 >>528758267
>>528758034
>Why would you ever need stamina refills??
to play the game? tryhards have to spend 5k+ jims for TP refills every loh
Anonymous No.528758149 >>528758341 >>528758384 >>528758462
No debuffs is such horseshit. They're the only things keeping whales in check.
Anonymous No.528758160
Debuff bros...
Anonymous No.528758187 >>528758361 >>528758458 >>528758620 >>528758669
>>528758117
Oof.
Anonymous No.528758238 >>528758290
Time to fail to get Plat 4
again...
Anonymous No.528758267
>>528758130
That's fucked up. Just play less lmao
Anonymous No.528758283
Skill update.
Anonymous No.528758290 >>528758470 >>528758516
>>528758238
>2600m
The fuck is this distance
Anonymous No.528758330
Rhein Kraft SEXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.528758341
>>528758149
Barley, I made one and my win ratio was still shit
Anonymous No.528758361 >>528758472 >>528758680
>>528758187
Left = perfection
Right = coomerbait
Anonymous No.528758384 >>528758462
>>528758149
i don't know if its the "only thing" but it is pretty funny hearing all the casual shitters and non-players cheering on the removal of one of the few systems that exists to their benefit lol
Anonymous No.528758450 >>528758667
Rhein Kraft...
Anonymous No.528758458
>>528758187
bare tummy > cow tits
Anonymous No.528758462 >>528758560 >>528758572
>>528758149
>>528758384
retard, the ones using the debuffs are the whales and tryhards
Anonymous No.528758470 >>528758646 >>528758657
>>528758290
Isnโ€™t this that 2600m OP race?
Anonymous No.528758472
>>528758361
Me = TittyCHAD
(You) = Flatfaggot
Anonymous No.528758475
https://youtu.be/iHA7BsskvRc
Anonymous No.528758478
CYGENEROUS
Anonymous No.528758494
Anonymous No.528758516 >>528758584 >>528758657
>>528758290
Akanko tokubetsu. Stego won this race once.
Anonymous No.528758540
>>528737981 (OP)
I'll be honest. I don't know why they are launching Global what, 4 years behind? Are they gonna go at breakneck speed just to catch up? Don't think it's gonna last.

But I could be wrong. They said T7S would die, they thought Idoly Pride would die but they're still here.
Anonymous No.528758560
>>528758462
yeah there's no helping you lol
don't worry, you're still gonna get crushed without your debuffer opponents anyways :)
Anonymous No.528758572
>>528758462
Then use them back?
Anonymous No.528758584
>>528758516
>stego won this race
uh ohโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.528758613
holy shit these are good cards they're putting out or free

do they hate money now?
Anonymous No.528758620
>>528758187
Left = coomerbait
Right = perfection
Anonymous No.528758639
Cygods have blessed us
Anonymous No.528758646
>>528758470
yes the stay gold meme one
Anonymous No.528758657
>>528758516
>>528758470
Most likely so. The only other 2600m race is something in Australia.
And we all know Australia isn't a real thing, right
Anonymous No.528758661
take a shot every time you hear ้™ๅฎš
Anonymous No.528758667
>>528758450
Kraft about to be Kenobiโ€™dโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.528758669
>>528758187
>left is 100x more popular than the right
oof indeed
Anonymous No.528758680 >>528760208
>>528758361
Both are coomerbaits
Anonymous No.528758695
KAIHO
Anonymous No.528758729
>gl*sses
Anonymous No.528758746
>>528755313
This dumbass is going to, unfortunately, bear my children, and I hope they aren't going to be as retarded as she is.
Anonymous No.528758758 >>528758868
But....how does this help us run faster?
Anonymous No.528758785
They're getting a lot of mileage out of that goddamn fish model.
Anonymous No.528758814
>another collect points and upgrade facility gimmick
Trash scenario it is
Anonymous No.528758827
A FUCKING FISH
Anonymous No.528758834
Anonymous No.528758849 >>528758950
>ใƒˆใƒฌใ‚ปใƒณๅณถ
Anonymous No.528758862
>all those chibis in the trailer
Cute.
Anonymous No.528758868
>>528758758
The hors needs it to run faster. You wouldn't get it ningen.
Anonymous No.528758876 >>528758931
>>528737981 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVSJLMgyWho
RIP Ice Hockey Sister Idols. Proof the Lightning doesn't strike twice and you can't shove Idols into all the sports.

Funny Duck meme times though.
Anonymous No.528758882 >>528758975
Umamusume, the only game that makes me want to say "I wish I was in France."
Anonymous No.528758928
Anonymous No.528758931 >>528759080
>>528758876
It's flopped because of Bandori design that's simply unappealing
Anonymous No.528758950 >>528759108
>>528758849
Me wondering just how rich is Tracen
Anonymous No.528758975 >>528759028
So who is this based on?
>>528758882
L'Arc is such a fun scenario. I hope all the other overseas scenarios are just as fun.
Anonymous No.528758984
Yuu Kobayashi
Anonymous No.528759016
Oh boy, I cant wait to build my own island! Just what I needed in my horse racing game!
Anonymous No.528759028 >>528759169
>>528758975
Lucina...
Anonymous No.528759047
Hakase....bring me back Hakase......
Anonymous No.528759080
>>528758931
>It flopped because
No-one wants to play auto-sports unless it's Beach Volleyball with voluptuous women.
Anonymous No.528759108
>>528758950
Considering that they have old blood nobility and foreign royalty in their school, they're very rich.
Anonymous No.528759129
>
Anonymous No.528759150 >>528759195
Oh fuck it's a whole new system.
Anonymous No.528759151
Oh fuck it looks complicated
Anonymous No.528759169
>>528759028
Not flat enough
Anonymous No.528759195
>>528759150
Where is the sex room?
Anonymous No.528759209
This looks like an amalgamation of Food and Mecha. I dunno how this is gonna go.
Anonymous No.528759214
>>528756426
Thoroughbreds legs are tiny dude. They're scientifically designed to run.
Anonymous No.528759230
This scenario will last 2 hours per run.....
Anonymous No.528759245 >>528759329 >>528759387 >>528759469
>>528737981 (OP)
Can we play with our og accounts on steam?
Anonymous No.528759276
building by running naruhodo
Anonymous No.528759283
A FUCKING OSTRICH.
Anonymous No.528759293 >>528759450
What the fuck is going on.
Anonymous No.528759329 >>528759418
>>528759245
Unless you have a JP steam account, you can't.
Anonymous No.528759335
Are we back, L'arcbros?
Anonymous No.528759348
What the fuck are ใƒใƒƒใƒ†ใƒณ points?
Anonymous No.528759380
CANTERBURY PARK
OSTRICH RACING
Anonymous No.528759387 >>528759507
>>528759245
Yes, if you have DMM version installed it will just grab your account
Anonymous No.528759398
So you can assign your uma to the island facilities during training?
Anonymous No.528759401 >>528759531
uma does have gameplay
Anonymous No.528759418 >>528759926
>>528759329
Jp gets to play with their mobile accounts on the steam version? I can probably just download the jp package
Anonymous No.528759430
>can use auto on the new scenario
nice
Anonymous No.528759450
>>528759293
Hors runs around the island.
Anonymous No.528759469
>>528759245
Unless your primary account is already a JP one, you'll need to make a burner JP steam account to add it to your library. If you're asking about using your old account with the Global client, lol, lmao.
Anonymous No.528759476 >>528759562
All Body All Ghost evo.
Anonymous No.528759481
>for medium and long
B-but we already have mecha.
Anonymous No.528759505
>Mid/Long
Light O gods... this can't be happening
Anonymous No.528759507
>>528759387
What did you mean? With DMM? Steam version?
Anonymous No.528759525
Onsen ticket bros, weโ€™re gonna make it!
Anonymous No.528759531 >>528759658 >>528760336
>>528759401
gacha gamers FEAR gameplay though
Anonymous No.528759562
>>528759476
I'm not fucking calling it that btw
Anonymous No.528759625
This means september LoH/CM will be mid/long
Anonymous No.528759647 >>528759702
oh no no no no
Anonymous No.528759658 >>528759770
>>528759531
Shadowverse 2 has gameplay
Wizardry has gameplay
Anonymous No.528759665 >>528759830
WTF, no swimsuit summer uma this month?
Anonymous No.528759689 >>528759742
Where's my kitasan?
Anonymous No.528759702
I think this will be the scenario with par stat caps to RNG Legends.

>>528759647
Fucking damn it, another friend card. This game is so ass.
Anonymous No.528759703 >>528759768
Here we fucking go again.
Anonymous No.528759718
>Konkai no Human Rights card
Anonymous No.528759729
New uman rights.
Anonymous No.528759742
>>528759689
Have you checked Ai-chan's room
Anonymous No.528759768
>>528759703
WHERE THE FUCK IS HAKASE CARD
Anonymous No.528759770
>>528759658
Ok should've specified, modern and western gachagamers do.
Anonymous No.528759782
>another human rights card
Anonymous No.528759792
Kachow
Anonymous No.528759830
>>528759665
Swimsuits have always been an August thing, dementiabro.
Anonymous No.528759889
its a must roll wtf
Anonymous No.528759919
seems like ๅพ—ๆ„็އ is super important this time
Anonymous No.528759926
>>528759418
This dacchi has tried it >>528741226
It blocks access right away. You have to create a dupe JP Steam account maybe with VPN turned on.
Anonymous No.528759970
Chrono drained my jims. Ain't gonna spend more than the free rolls.
Anonymous No.528760052
pretty hors
Anonymous No.528760058 >>528760121
That's actually a really cool illustration
Anonymous No.528760110
Pretty?
Anonymous No.528760121
>>528760058
It's cool, but then I remember her voice and all I see is a gremlin.
Anonymous No.528760135 >>528760251 >>528760321 >>528760510
Double generic gold power, pretty good.
Anonymous No.528760143
even nips stutter trying to speak nippanese
Anonymous No.528760163
>2 gold
>also solve the problem of ๆฏ”้กžใชใ
fucking jews
Anonymous No.528760197
What the fuck
Anonymous No.528760208
>>528758680
If you look at the left one and you immediately think about sex then you are a man of culture
Anonymous No.528760231 >>528760351 >>528760380 >>528760543
>88k people watching the stream
Damn, this is kinda impressive. That's basically almost like a Genshin stream. I didn't know Japs were still interested in this game after 4 or so years.
Anonymous No.528760238
>another human rights card
Anonymous No.528760251
>>528760135
The 2nd skill is specialized for either sashi/oikomi or mid/long. But generic enough to work. Also power back on the menu I guess.
Anonymous No.528760321
>>528760135
My Nishino Flower....
Anonymous No.528760330
Powerchads keep winning
Anonymous No.528760335
I need that tamamo card so bad but I have 20k jewels
Anonymous No.528760336 >>528760575
>>528759531
Cosmic Break was gacha before you even knew what gacha was.
Anonymous No.528760351
>>528760231
Pakatube always garners 70-100k and more on anni streams. Itโ€™s still alive and well despite the porn ban.
Anonymous No.528760380
>>528760231
You just weren't paying attention. They always got more than 100k per stream. I know because I checked. Failing to reach 100k is actually rare.
Anonymous No.528760387
Sex City
Anonymous No.528760404 >>528760463 >>528760516
So I don't really need to reroll....
Anonymous No.528760416
cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous No.528760421 >>528760820
I'M BALDINGGGGGGGGGG
Anonymous No.528760429
HOLY SEX
Anonymous No.528760446
GYARU OJISANS
RISE
Anonymous No.528760453 >>528760493
>3rd alt already
Anonymous No.528760456
Thats a nice Gold City.
Anonymous No.528760463
>>528760404
no don't bother you get powercrepted every 3 months or so
Anonymous No.528760471
WHORE
Anonymous No.528760493
>>528760453
This is actually her 2nd alt.
Anonymous No.528760497
Sex in the City
Anonymous No.528760510 >>528762092
>>528760135
FUCK, just when I was building my Ardan. God damn it.
Anonymous No.528760516 >>528760768
>>528760404
Like I said earlier, rerolling for global is pointless. You also get an accelerated schedule, so youโ€™ll feel your cards get useless faster.
Anonymous No.528760543 >>528760614
>>528760231
It gets to 150k when they bait new horse announcements. There is none this time
Anonymous No.528760575
>>528760336
Bitch please, I played browser slop, which was proto-gacha.
Anonymous No.528760614 >>528760674
>>528760543
the highest I've seen is 157k
Anonymous No.528760674 >>528760867
>>528760614
used to get 250k back in the heydey
Anonymous No.528760703
>another broken skill
Anonymous No.528760768
>>528760516
People say what OP shit to reroll for, but never what bricked shit to be forced to reroll if you get it.

I think that's the only time I have for rerolling.
Anonymous No.528760772
>gyaru uma
My prayers have been answered
Anonymous No.528760806
STEAM GIBS
Anonymous No.528760808
i got 2 crystals ready
Anonymous No.528760815
oh nice
Anonymous No.528760820
>>528760421
>only 1 alt
Of course
Anonymous No.528760834
globalbros are we getting these too???
Anonymous No.528760867
>>528760674
impressive, also youtube servers are insane
Anonymous No.528760873
>500 ninjins is the compensation for dealing with >global
T-thanks...
Anonymous No.528760882
What are the odds Espoir might be next? I want to roll for City.
Anonymous No.528760905
Oh God no
Anonymous No.528760907
>Umapyoi english version
Anonymous No.528760909
CRINGE
Anonymous No.528760929
No fucking way...
Anonymous No.528760932
its oger jesas
Anonymous No.528760941
>english version of umapyoi
yikes
Anonymous No.528760952
horsepyoi horsepyoi
Anonymous No.528760978 >>528761042
Europe anons, we going to this?
Anonymous No.528760998
GIVE ME BENIS
Anonymous No.528761036
I bought this horsegirl when I was in japan for $2 should I download the gacha
Anonymous No.528761037 >>528761231
English umapyoi sang by Fuwamoco
Anonymous No.528761042
>>528760978
would consider it, paris isn't bad to get to via train
Anonymous No.528761108 >>528761165 >>528761196 >>528761258 >>528761669 >>528762065 >>528763007
I really don't understand global players trying so hard for this game especially. The game is an RNG fest. Also, accelerated banners for Global is going to be brutal for F2Ps. MANT is going to kill a lot of you guy's interest on this game. I'm not trying to doompost, I'm just saying, just chill. Enjoy training and bonding with your uma.
Anonymous No.528761115
GLOBAL WINS ONCE AGAIN
Anonymous No.528761129
>m*chico
yikes
Anonymous No.528761165
>>528761108
let people enjoy things, biggot-kun
Anonymous No.528761176
BUENA
MY DAUGHTER
Anonymous No.528761187
>inb4 they'll sing global umapyoi on the 6th event.
Anonymous No.528761193
Guess I'm going to japan again this year
Anonymous No.528761196
>>528761108
They just donโ€™t know what theyโ€™re getting into. Give it a month or two.
Anonymous No.528761231 >>528761492
>>528761037
> English ver Umapyoi
Oh nyo
> sang by Fuwamoco
Oh hell nyo. Don't tell me...
Anonymous No.528761258 >>528762012
>>528761108
The rerolling shit is extra baffling because Kita will come out soon and completely shift their understanding of a "must have" card and they already know this, supposedly.
Anonymous No.528761270
>Speacial Weak finally
Her baby is old enough I guess
Anonymous No.528761289
should go play UAF, that was fun
Anonymous No.528761315 >>528761404 >>528761420 >>528761506 >>528761620 >>528761764 >>528762514
since cygames is the publisher of global won't it be extra money for them? So why the hate?
Anonymous No.528761318 >>528761431
SEX
Anonymous No.528761334 >>528761647
STAY GOLD IS TINY
IMAGINE
Anonymous No.528761404
>>528761315
You have to understand how incompetent Cygames is in general first.
Anonymous No.528761420 >>528761950
>>528761315
Retards ruining our comfy thread
Anonymous No.528761431
>>528761318
time to make bereshit
Anonymous No.528761468 >>528768071
Why are nips like this?
Anonymous No.528761492 >>528761765
>>528761231
what the fuck is a fuwamoco? also this is the first time Spe sings with her two daughters right?
Anonymous No.528761503
CUTE
Anonymous No.528761505
GlobalGODS are always welcome here
Anonymous No.528761506
>>528761315
Who cares they already made all the money in the world with this game already
Anonymous No.528761507
>humans right friend card next scenario
then what was even the point of this?
Anonymous No.528761620
>>528761315
Have you seen Cygays' track record with their english servers?
Anonymous No.528761647
>>528761334
She's 142, last I check.
Only uma smaller than her is Ruby
Anonymous No.528761669 >>528761757 >>528762146 >>528762449
>>528761108
What is MANT
Anonymous No.528761684 >>528761916
no select scams?
Anonymous No.528761698 >>528761820
Degitan and Buena's character songs are coming.
Anonymous No.528761757
>>528761669
Scenario which takes a few hours to complete with lots of manual input. Have fun :)
Anonymous No.528761764
>>528761315
>So why the hate?
You're trying to rationalize the thoughts of some southeast asian shitskin gacha only retard. For some reason they are obsessed with gacha game performances and EOS.
Anonymous No.528761765 >>528761947
>>528761492
English vtubers that talk like retarded children
Anonymous No.528761820
>>528761698
Is that 2nd song the mare song they showed at the live?
Anonymous No.528761916 >>528763305
>>528761684
Probably in August for half anniversary would be next Iโ€™d guess.
Anonymous No.528761927
Come to SAGA
Anonymous No.528761929
I WILL NOT GO TO SAGA.
Anonymous No.528761947 >>528762045
>>528761765
>English vtubers that talk like retarded children
so like 90% of tumors?
Anonymous No.528761950 >>528762134
>>528761420
>chads fixing our dead thread
ftfy
Anonymous No.528761972
>1/4 scale figure
Huh?
Anonymous No.528761978
guys... new scenario sucks...
Anonymous No.528762012
>>528761258
Would a few months of shit cards brick my account? Is Kita really that powerful?
Anonymous No.528762045
>>528761947
Its worse, trust me.
Anonymous No.528762056
girls, new scenario rocks
Anonymous No.528762065 >>528762164
>>528761108
You are conflating rerolling with "trying hard" when its literally just a gachatard's exercise in obtaining their next dopamine fix
You are getting worried about "the experience" of subhumans who won't even be here by the end of the week, let alone some BIG BAD scenario literal months away
You should probably follow your own advice to chill lol
Anonymous No.528762080
>1/4
das pretty big
Anonymous No.528762087
GSC works fast
Anonymous No.528762092
>>528760510
KWAB. people actually thought kaichou was gonna be the first one to get powercrept. lmaoing @ you retards
Anonymous No.528762116 >>528762185 >>528762215 >>528762324 >>528764682 >>528767483
the only vtuber I care about
I don't actually watch her but she's built for /ss/ paizuri
Anonymous No.528762134 >>528762197 >>528762243 >>528762343
>>528761950
Better dead than having you fuckers around
Anonymous No.528762146
>>528761669
It's a bad training scenario. At least you guys are lucky because they decided to accelerate events/scenario/banners for global.
Anonymous No.528762164
>>528762065
why are you so angry lol
Anonymous No.528762185
>>528762116
She's an angel, I love her to bits despite the breasts (I'm a DFChad).
Anonymous No.528762194
Where the fuck are you niggers coming from. We were having such a nice thread.
Anonymous No.528762197 >>528762417
>>528762134
You'll get to enjoy the dead experience on /vmg/ JP bro
Anonymous No.528762215
>>528762116
You're despicable.
Anonymous No.528762243 >>528762417
>>528762134
migrate to /vmg/ then
Anonymous No.528762324 >>528762431 >>528762437
>>528762116
>watching women vtumor
gay faggot
Anonymous No.528762343
>>528762134
no point seething like a baby desu
ive played JP since halfway through year 1 and im gonna enjoy global too.
Anonymous No.528762417 >>528762505 >>528762535 >>528762570 >>528762670
>>528762197
>>528762243
Based. Why are these niggers so hostile to new players, anyway?
Anonymous No.528762431
>>528762324
>reading comprehension of a man born in manila, philippines
Anonymous No.528762437
>>528762324
>women vtumor
Not a real thing, all of them are just chink guys with voicechangers.
Anonymous No.528762449
>>528761669
Make A New Track
Anonymous No.528762476
>6' vs 5'11"
Anonymous No.528762494 >>528762534
>>528740856
we will get everything twice as fast as JP with almost no downtime between events. You are about to see just how padded out your experience was by artificial wait times. We will catch up in 9 months.
Anonymous No.528762505
>>528762417
Just the typical JP gatekeepers
Anonymous No.528762514
>>528761315
Don't make me tap the sign
Anonymous No.528762534
>>528762494
More like EoS in 9 months
Anonymous No.528762535
>>528762417
They don't get to feel special anymore
Anonymous No.528762538 >>528762612 >>528762747
I think Globalniggers should kill themselves right now
Anonymous No.528762570
>>528762417
a few people here unironically have autism/are asian-american
you get used to it
4J !!A5Gh5Y8ySzo No.528762585
I hope tamamo cross comes to global soon she looks super cool
Anonymous No.528762612
>>528762538
Based.
Anonymous No.528762618 >>528762692
lower you voice down, globalturds, bunch of filthy cockroaches
Anonymous No.528762653 >>528763258
Can someone timestamp the umapyoi English?
Anonymous No.528762670
>>528762417
They think they're special because they learnt a dying language. Every weeb is like that.
Anonymous No.528762674 >>528762752 >>528762830
hello friends, are global newcuties welcome in this thread?
Anonymous No.528762692
>>528762618
You VILL read my posts about global and you VILL like it.
Anonymous No.528762721
Browns with Blue Rose Closer in their games should know their place and die
Anonymous No.528762729 >>528762812 >>528762936
been here since day 1, but looking forward to global just because the threads are gonna be kino
lot of shitposting
lot of seething
itll be fun
Anonymous No.528762747 >>528763143
>>528762538
Same thing in Pricunny. Waiting for the global autism circle ruining this general
Anonymous No.528762752
>>528762674
No, go back.
Anonymous No.528762762 >>528762791
sooo when is the new scenario dropping
Anonymous No.528762779 >>528762825 >>528766205
know your place you global subhumans. JP players own this general, if you don't like it you can fuck off to /vmg/

>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
Anonymous No.528762791 >>528763268
>>528762762
27th, blindbro
Anonymous No.528762812
>>528762729
based fun enjoyer
Anonymous No.528762816 >>528762957
City is so beautiful bro, I don't have any jims left though
Anonymous No.528762825
>>528762779
neh. feel free to go to /vmg/ yourself!
Anonymous No.528762830 >>528762924 >>528763012 >>528763051
>>528762674
by 90 percent of people
some neckbeards will tell you to leave though
Anonymous No.528762860 >>528762942 >>528763374
all this "seethe" is so forced
feels like it's just one guy seething for no reason
Anonymous No.528762924
>>528762830
>by 90 percent of people
Which are all stinky brown global newfags by the way
Anonymous No.528762936
>>528762729
maybe people will actually talk about the game this time
Anonymous No.528762942 >>528763180
>>528762860
its chang
you get used to him
he just says the same things every time.
Anonymous No.528762957
>>528762816
Same. They've been releasing one amazing girls after another and destroying my jims stockpile.
I'm dead if they throw Buena or Blast out before autumn season.
Anonymous No.528762970 >>528763051
>528762830
Good morning, Ranjesh. How is the neighbor's dog's pussy today?
Anonymous No.528762971 >>528763019 >>528763115 >>528763126 >>528763132 >>528763134 >>528763189 >>528763363 >>528763451 >>528766250 >>528768375
Rate the stream
Anonymous No.528763007
>>528761108
Any bets on how Globalโ€™s response will be to MANT compared to JPโ€™s? Ive trued it a few times, but I wasn't around when it was the new scenario.
Anonymous No.528763012
>>528762830
>by 90 percent of people
subhumans are not people
if you want to stay here, you better know your place.
Anonymous No.528763019
>>528762971
Global/10
Anonymous No.528763051
>>528762970
meant for >>528762830
Anonymous No.528763106 >>528763362 >>528764775
How do I Symlink?
My C: drive is completely dedicated to my operating system. It doesnt even have 15GB available.
Do I just enter this into CMD Prompt? It still seems the files are being downloaded into the C: drive. What am I missing?
Anonymous No.528763112
the chinese seether is samefagging pretty hard today ngl
Anonymous No.528763115
>>528762971
city is gorgeous, and I have my tumor watch with me./10
Anonymous No.528763126
>>528762971
City Sexo/10
Canโ€™t wait for the clingy and jealous new outfit events.
Anonymous No.528763132
>>528762971
6/10. Nothing really interesting this time. The new mode looks like it's overly complicated for no reason, but we'll see.
I don't know why they decided to make this one another medium-long when we already have mecha.
Anonymous No.528763134
>>528762971
Island/fun
Anonymous No.528763143 >>528763319
>>528762747
nah, there's no cb in uma. chanmi and loh are solo competition
Anonymous No.528763157 >>528763264
>split retard back at it again
Anonymous No.528763180
>>528762942
i see
guess every general has their own schizo
Anonymous No.528763189
>>528762971
4/10
I liked the mecha ostrich race but the new scenario + human rights cards sucks
Anonymous No.528763247
>>528746853
kek
Anonymous No.528763258 >>528764120
>>528762653
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDNvRCemaOpMlQGj52mF_zbIfboOtAr20?si=A82tcltGS0e72M3z
Anonymous No.528763264 >>528763380
>>528763157
It feel like he's arguing with himself to stir up drama against himself. Don't know what he's expecting to get out of this.
Anonymous No.528763268
>>528762791
thanks, I just woke up so I'm kinda dizzy still, and the main account hasn't posted about the news yet
Anonymous No.528763305
>>528761916
guess its gonna be a while until I can own a maxed dream journey
Anonymous No.528763319
>>528763143
believe it or not but we still managed to have circle dramas when the game released. it was gone after a few months because it was mostly westoids and EOPs that don't know Japanese
Anonymous No.528763362
>>528763106
you need to delete System32 first
Anonymous No.528763363
>>528762971
breed rich girl/10
Anonymous No.528763373 >>528764125
>>528746853
Anonymous No.528763374 >>528763515 >>528763564
>>528762860
It's KWABngelo trying to split the general into two so that he could take over the global general in divegrass.

Jokes on him, Global is going to catch up in 6 months so there's no point in making a global divegrass team.
Anonymous No.528763380
>>528763264
you can just link this thread in /vmg/ one when the game drops and he will have wasted his time kek
Anonymous No.528763405 >>528763494 >>528763509 >>528763767
You faggots shitposted it's release in multiple generals I frequent every fucking hour just to be greeted like this? Fuck you I'll stay just to spite you beastfuckers
Anonymous No.528763451
>>528762971
>main story ending next month
>half anni the month after
Soon.
Anonymous No.528763494
>>528763405
Umaypoi with a cow
Anonymous No.528763509 >>528763563 >>528763579 >>528763701
>>528763405
Motherfucker, we don't want newcomers. It's just this one shitposter going around falseflagging.
Also Kotone a shit. Post a better idol like China.
Anonymous No.528763515
>>528763374
Not that fast, probably in about 2 years if we include new post-global newmas.
Anonymous No.528763516
>>528755978
domo arigoto, mister roboto.
Anonymous No.528763563 >>528763663
>>528763509
>we
you.
Anonymous No.528763564 >>528763813
>>528763374
>Global is going to catch up in 6 months
holy cope. eos will happen before even the first year
Anonymous No.528763579 >>528763663
>>528763509
>we
Anonymous No.528763663 >>528763715 >>528763734
>>528763563
>>528763579
kill yourself subhuman tourist secondary
Anonymous No.528763701 >>528763990 >>528765096
>>528763509
>china
Holy shit, someone actually cares about her?
Anonymous No.528763715
>>528763663
>wuz
Anonymous No.528763731 >>528763843
>Korea server hasn't caught up
>Chinks server hasn't caught up
>but somehow Global will catch up in 6 months
Globalbabs are terminally retarded
Anonymous No.528763734
>>528763663
you are the one using the royal reddit "we" on 4chan
the only newfag tourist here is you
Anonymous No.528763767
>>528763405
>it's relase
"ITS", brownoid, not "IT'S"
Anonymous No.528763784 >>528763923
How many hours until EN release?
Anonymous No.528763804
globaltards, there is a very bitter eceleb here called chang who wants global to fail. He will reply to your posts with stuff like 'kys' and 'go away tourist' etc. respond to him with 'shoo shoo chang' and he will get butthurt and leave
Anonymous No.528763806
Every global Torena must be able to sing Umapyoi.
Here's the minimum standard
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s?
Anonymous No.528763813 >>528763924
>>528763564
>eos will happen before even the first year
All the more reason to speed up Global and have them catch up. It takes a ridiculously low amount of money to keep a service live in multiple regions nowadays.
Anonymous No.528763843
>>528763731
most of them will get filtered by the first month. though the thread is already shit before even the game releases
Anonymous No.528763885 >>528764154 >>528764194
>Global catching up to this within 6-9 months
>launch roster is 24 out of 122 + alts (as of today)
Anonymous No.528763923 >>528764252 >>528764335 >>528764486
if the global anons really wanted the game to succeed they wouldnt be shitposting here, they would be making /a/ and /v/ threads to recruit newfriends

>>528763784
10
Anonymous No.528763924 >>528764079 >>528764089
>>528763813
Then what's the problem with Priconne global?
Anonymous No.528763942 >>528764070
the gremlin card looks really good
Anonymous No.528763990
>>528763701
Every Milers must rise to defend their races. The wind of faith is blowing.
These Sundayspawns are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this gens or the next.
Anonymous No.528764070
>>528763942
It's meta card for the current meta horses, so yeah...
Anonymous No.528764079
>>528763924
it was handled by crunchyroll lmao
Anonymous No.528764089 >>528764236 >>528764321 >>528764362 >>528767626
>>528763924
Priconne launched with JP and Global, then later sacked Global.

Uma Musume launched with only JP, then later added Global.
Anonymous No.528764120
>>528763258
Thanks I hate it.
Anonymous No.528764125
>>528763373
Every Milers must rise to defend their races. The wind of faith is blowing.
These Sundayspawns are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this gens or the next.
Anonymous No.528764154
>>528763885
Global won't know how 91 appear long before 90
Anonymous No.528764194
>>528763885
How long until I can roll for the one wearing a witch hat?
Anonymous No.528764236
>>528764089
>Priconne launched with JP and Global
Lying ass faggot
Anonymous No.528764252
>>528763923
>/v/
Do you really want this general to get spammed by wojaks and frogs.
Anonymous No.528764321
>>528764089
No dude, Priconne JP was first.
Anonymous No.528764335
>>528763923
>they would be making /a/ and /v/ threads to recruit newfriends
Shay has already done this a few days ago.
Anonymous No.528764362
>>528764089
you are a literal retard lol
Anonymous No.528764425 >>528764550
1-3: Suzuka
4-6: Dasca
7-9: Oguri
0: /umu/ decides
Anonymous No.528764486
>>528763923
There is a /v/ thread right now bwo
Anonymous No.528764547
>4chan
>influencing anything
Anonymous No.528764550
>>528764425
unlucky....
Anonymous No.528764582 >>528764647
All Umas should be required to wear tiny hats.
Anonymous No.528764594 >>528764672 >>528764717
So we got Island City. Who do you guys think will be the second hors to get an island alt?
I'm betting it'll be Ines. Ryan already got her scenario alt, Tama would probably get a CG tie-in alt, and I Chiyono already got a beach alt which is probably too close to any island alt.
Anonymous No.528764647
>>528764582
best post itt.
Anonymous No.528764672 >>528764808
>>528764594
>Ryan already got her scenario alt
Dude, what
Anonymous No.528764682 >>528766848
>>528762116
nui is very cute i also tuned in to the watchalong
Anonymous No.528764717 >>528764808 >>528765073
>>528764594
Ryan would be nice, imagine her in a sundress and with long hair...
Anonymous No.528764734 >>528764914 >>528768639
Good guide for newbros
Anonymous No.528764743 >>528764902 >>528764969 >>528764997 >>528765153
Im gonna reroll but I'm not too crazy with it. If I get 1 copy of super creek am I in gacha hell until I pull another? Or will there be a slow welfare way to add dupes?
Anonymous No.528764775 >>528765601
>>528763106
No, no, you have to do some things first. First you have to create a new destination folder on a different drive. Then move the umamusume file from the Appdata folder to the new destination folder. And then you do the command in CMD (the links needs to be correct btw).
Sorry for posting r**dit link, but this post is quite detailed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ljyyw7/uma_musume_steam_client_steam_is_on_another_drive/

There was one I found on steamforums just earlier, but I can't find it anymore.
Anonymous No.528764808
>>528764672
>>528764717
Wait, fuck, I was thinking of my second wife Chikezo. Great. I'm gonna wish for an Island Ryan, then.
Anonymous No.528764902
>>528764743
you can earn copies of creek later
Anonymous No.528764914
>>528764734
You forgot dusting Urara to get resources for actually good cards.
Anonymous No.528764969
>>528764743
>rerolling for a card that will become free
Anonymous No.528764997
>>528764743
There is a way to get free LBs with shards, but Creek will be obsolete by the time you get them
Anonymous No.528765073
>>528764717
That's just Zephyr with extra muscle, Torena
Anonymous No.528765096
>>528763701
And it's a shitposter how fitting
Anonymous No.528765153 >>528765646 >>528765790
>>528764743
>Or will there be a slow welfare way to add dupes?
It does, but it takes a long ass time. And since global is accelerated, it's going to be a lot tougher for you guys to farm it out. Matter fact, I want to ask the rest, are PVP events accelerated too for global?
Anonymous No.528765237 >>528765327
Running is fun.
Anonymous No.528765327 >>528765386
>>528765237
Are you an hons????
Anonymous No.528765386 >>528765475 >>528765540 >>528765631
>>528765327
No..? Hons cant use a computer or phone.
Anonymous No.528765475 >>528765541
>>528765386
Post ears.
Anonymous No.528765540
>>528765386
Spe jiiiiiiiii
Anonymous No.528765541
>>528765475
Anonymous No.528765601
>>528764775
Nice, thanks. Hope this works.
Anonymous No.528765631 >>528765947
>>528765386
I don't trust you. Post tail
Anonymous No.528765646 >>528766109
>>528765153
Global economy is gonna be fucked. 4 newmas + 4 alts every month and 1-2 uman rights every 3 months (assuming scenarios get shortened to 3 months until food scenario) with jim income from dailies, monthly PvP and circle rankings staying the same will starve everyone of rolls.
Anonymous No.528765674 >>528765726 >>528765819 >>528766008 >>528766164
I want to play this game just for this horse, will I be happy?
Anonymous No.528765686 >>528766264
https://x.com/sameshimastable/status/1937645701011505631
hors like watermelon
Anonymous No.528765726
>>528765674
yes, shes OP
Anonymous No.528765790
>>528765153
Probably, maybe. But personally a CM/LoH every 2-3 weeks would drive me mad.
Anonymous No.528765819
>>528765674
she's pretty good for a starter uma but oikomi gets worse and worse as time goes on
Anonymous No.528765821 >>528765915
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.528765896 >>528765918
Hello i'm new.
How long until global?
Anonymous No.528765915
>>528765821
Drown in Teio's juices.
Anonymous No.528765918
>>528765896
9 hours
Anonymous No.528765947
>>528765631
Nothing to show for...
Anonymous No.528766008
>>528765674
Sheโ€™s meta for like the first 3 months or so.
Anonymous No.528766023
laisu sexo
Anonymous No.528766089
Anonymous No.528766109
>>528765646
I can not understand why Cygames didnt just put everything on 1 sever, create a bunch of rerelease uma banners, and make the rental decks actually good so that new players can compete then just phase them out with powercreep.
Anonymous No.528766164
>>528765674
Yes
Anonymous No.528766205
>>528762779
hmmmm
nyo
Anonymous No.528766250 >>528766587
>>528762971
no newmas/10
you faggots told me last month that they'd reveal more newmas in this one
Anonymous No.528766258
>global comes out TOMORROW
what the FUCK dachis
Anonymous No.528766264 >>528766630
>>528765686
They didnt even take the sticker off. Hors is now riddled with microplastics.
Anonymous No.528766285
I wish Goldship would dropkick me...
Anonymous No.528766473 >>528766554
Which horse canonically has the stinkiest pits?
Anonymous No.528766554
>>528766473
rice shower doesnt shower using water so probably her
Anonymous No.528766559
How to get Tsuyoshi for globalfags who remain here
Anonymous No.528766587 >>528766947
>>528766250
Journey gaslit the staff into releasing her pre half anni. But yeah, I guess itโ€™s only half anni and anni for newmas now.
Anonymous No.528766630
>>528766264
I worked in produce before and I was told that those labels are made to be biodegradable, so I wouldn't worry too much
Anonymous No.528766842 >>528766892 >>528766964 >>528767076
Do people actually care about meta? I just train who I like
Anonymous No.528766848
>>528764682
I wish her design wasn't like that, it looks ridiculous. She's pretty normal and decent, why having such obcense look?
Anonymous No.528766892 >>528766975 >>528766990 >>528767267 >>528767450 >>528767745
>>528766842
Is there any pvp or clan ranking bullshit that even needs meta?
Anonymous No.528766947 >>528767491
>>528766587
well that fucking sucks, do they not realize how unsustainable that is
of course they don't, this is cygays we're talking about
Anonymous No.528766964
>>528766842
>playing games for fun
You sound like a massive faggot
Anonymous No.528766975
>>528766892
yes
Anonymous No.528766990
>>528766892
there is a solo ranking but you dont need to care about it
Anonymous No.528767076
>>528766842
I don't care about hors meta, but I don't want my favorite uma to have shit cards
Anonymous No.528767112 >>528767214 >>528767220 >>528767246 >>528767321
Japan is hot as hell right now
Anonymous No.528767117 >>528767227 >>528767389
phatest hors?
Anonymous No.528767205 >>528767310
I will be a globalfag, I will reroll for Super Creek, I will save for Kitasan Blacked, I will shit up your general and thereโ€™s not a damn thing you can do about it
Anonymous No.528767214
>>528767112
Time for pool training then
Anonymous No.528767220
>>528767112
hors is... cool?
dusty ass fan
Anonymous No.528767226 >>528767302 >>528767339
>near bump limit within 10 hours
global literally saved this dead shithole
Anonymous No.528767227
>>528767117
oguri has the most bbw art
Anonymous No.528767246
>>528767112
nyes
Anonymous No.528767267
>>528766892
Nyes.
Anonymous No.528767302
>>528767226
>less quasi-horny seaniggers spamming softcore porn than usual
maybe globalshitters aren't so bad
Anonymous No.528767310 >>528767612
>>528767205
You'll quit in a week.
Anonymous No.528767321
>>528767112
It really is. A typhoon just rolled in too, so now it's even more humid.
Anonymous No.528767339
>>528767226
the threads going fast and actually being full of positive posts and not jaded suicidal anons is the only good thing about global coming out. im not gonna play it but ill enjoy reading the shitposts
Anonymous No.528767384
>i am le epic super special troll and i'm gonna OWN this place
you won't even last to the weekend lmao
Anonymous No.528767389 >>528767473
>>528767117
In Japan Don Frankie is like 600kg+ as an active hors. Idk how many horses there's out there that's bigger than him
Anonymous No.528767450
>>528766892
This game would be extremely boring if the monthly Chanmi and LoH didnt exist.
Anonymous No.528767473
>>528767389
I think he's the biggest one
Anonymous No.528767483
>>528762116
The only actual keibafag and not a bandwagoner like the Holoshitters (except lui)
Anonymous No.528767491 >>528767637 >>528768379
>>528766947
Since they announced Stego in the last live, we have to wait until October for the next non anni opportunity. As of now, we have 15 unreleased newmas, 1 of which isnโ€™t officially in game. 2 a month is unsustainable unless they throw 6-8 newmas in half anni.
Anonymous No.528767565 >>528767902
Anonymous No.528767612
>>528767310
Nyes and?
Anonymous No.528767626 >>528767708 >>528767859
>>528764089
Fucking retard lmao. GBF is the one released simultaneously between JP and Global
Anonymous No.528767637 >>528767783
>>528767491
they should at least reveal another newma in star blossom... (I will never forgive cingray for mobbing osaichi george)
Anonymous No.528767640
This hachimi mod is great. I don't think I'll need global. kek
Anonymous No.528767652 >>528767878
anyone managed to get it working on mumu
Anonymous No.528767708
>>528767626
>GBF is the one released simultaneously between JP and Global
nah, grub's global came out in like 2016
Anonymous No.528767726
Are the shitposters new or where they always in? How can a slow thread sustain all those?
Anonymous No.528767745 >>528769261
>>528766892
Basically the only reason to play the game.
Why train horse if you're not gonna use it.
Anonymous No.528767783 >>528767869 >>528767956
>>528767637
They need to tone down Mob Georgeโ€™s edginess for the game first. Waste of a good design too, along with Soccer Boyโ€™s.
Anonymous No.528767859 >>528768040
>>528767626
GBF was JP only and the SEAmonkey translated EN language option came out years later.
Anonymous No.528767869
>>528767783
>tone down Groge's edginess
Nah, we need more edgy hors.
Anonymous No.528767878
>>528767652
yeah, just download the game from qooapp
Anonymous No.528767902
>>528767565
Middle one is cute
Anonymous No.528767937 >>528768000 >>528768171 >>528768216 >>528768401 >>528768868 >>528770225
Why does global attract so many trannies?
Anonymous No.528767956
>>528767783
>They need to tone down Mob Georgeโ€™s edginess for the game first.
No.
Anonymous No.528768000 >>528768072 >>528768229
>>528767937
literally who
Anonymous No.528768040
>>528767859
Does Shay even know about this?
Anonymous No.528768071
>>528761468
Can you imagine that? People having fun?? LIKING THINGS???
Anonymous No.528768072 >>528769258
>>528768000
nobody. hes searching for them for some reason
Anonymous No.528768073
I'm annoyed that mcqueen's big bro durren and chiyono's otouto hokuto still don't have designs even though they raced alongside oglin (hell hokuto got 3rd in the '89 arima)
Anonymous No.528768125 >>528768360 >>528769753
The new power card is kinda mid bros
Anonymous No.528768158 >>528768263 >>528768387 >>528768451 >>528768486
Ok but which hors is for anal?
Anonymous No.528768171
>>528767937
>Project Moon
Of fucking course
Anonymous No.528768216
>>528767937
>PMfag
Classic
Anonymous No.528768229
>>528768000
He's posting his own tweet
Anonymous No.528768263 >>528768882
>>528768158
None, they all want your seed where it ought to go. Horse pussy
Anonymous No.528768360
>>528768125
but le 2 golds thoooough
Anonymous No.528768375
>>528762971
Don't know, don't care.
No Machico, no watchie.
Simple as.
Anonymous No.528768379 >>528768647
>>528767491
Who will be the newmas though? Lys, Sol Orients, Nox...?
Anonymous No.528768387
>>528768158
I mean, what are the alternatives?
Horse cock doesn't leave much options.
Anonymous No.528768401
>>528767937
Which gacha doesn't, really
Anonymous No.528768451
>>528768158
KING HALO!
Anonymous No.528768485
made a friend watch s1 with me and now she's gonna play global tomorrow yahoo
Anonymous No.528768486
>>528768158
T.M. Opera O fucking me in the ass
Anonymous No.528768565
I'm gonna meet urara again but in english
Anonymous No.528768639
>>528764734
This post gave me cancer
Anonymous No.528768647 >>528769026
>>528768379
Iโ€™m assuming theyโ€™re saving the modern horses for full annis. Which means half anni could be dedicated to 80s/90s/00s like Sunny Brian, Victoire Pisa, Admire Don, Daiwa Major among others.
Anonymous No.528768669 >>528768964 >>528769975
Anonymous No.528768868
>>528767937
The tranny highway goes
Autism >> inceldom >> trannyism

Most uma players are autistic af
Anonymous No.528768882
>>528768263
do they wink though?
Anonymous No.528768960 >>528769516
Do you want new horse or alts
Anonymous No.528768964 >>528769023 >>528769083 >>528769160 >>528769428 >>528769610 >>528771161 >>528776464
>>528768669
Nice nature is a hilarious name
Anonymous No.528769023
>>528768964
nominative determinism or whatever its called
Anonymous No.528769026 >>528769526
>>528768647
That would be great, we still need a lot of them
Anonymous No.528769083 >>528769162 >>528769214
>>528768964
hons name doesn't have to make sense. Just memorable and preferably unique
Anonymous No.528769160
>>528768964
you should see the british horse names
theyre almost always weird memes/jokes or dumb puns
Anonymous No.528769162
>>528769083
like no reason
Anonymous No.528769201 >>528769376 >>528769818
I can't believe she got figure first, where's hakase, where's benis?
Anonymous No.528769214 >>528769292
>>528769083
Indeed
https://www.horseracingnation.com/horse/Skibidi_Rizz
Anonymous No.528769258 >>528769505
>>528768072
It does'nt take much searching to find the horde of troons who follow this game on that site.
Anonymous No.528769261
>>528767745
Competitive Princess Maker lol
Maybe the joy is in raising a horsegirl, Show Them Online-kun.
Anonymous No.528769292
>>528769214
Nyo...
Anonymous No.528769376
>>528769201
>shortstack
Berno really honoring her twinbee lineage
Anonymous No.528769428
>>528768964
It's a nice name
Anonymous No.528769505
>>528769258
I only follow the JP side of Uma, but that site still suggests Troon's tweets about Uma to me.
Anonymous No.528769516
>>528768960
I want PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN, DAMN IT!
Anonymous No.528769526
>>528769026
It would be a great way of preserving hype too, like every half anni we get big names of the past like TTG and Pui (bear with me here, Fat man please).
Then every full anni they move up the contemporary ladder to the point where they can announce last yearโ€™s retirees as newmas.
Anonymous No.528769610
>>528768964
It's pretty modest honestly, nothing will ever sound crazier to me than Lance of Chaos
Anonymous No.528769660
whoever is making the new please put how many hours until the global kusoge launches so we dont get asked the same question every 20 minutes for the entire thread
Anonymous No.528769753
>>528768125
>high ๅพ—ๆ„็އ which is good for the next scenario
>2 gold, one that is universal and pretty decent
>has ๆฏ”้กžใชใ meaning you don't have to go back to legends to farm factors (for sashi/oikomi)
it's pretty good. the one that I am worried about is the friend card as it has zero race/SP bonus + shit unique so nips has been speculating that it might be better to just use another meta card instead
Anonymous No.528769818
>>528769201
I forgor Oguri has a red rope/line on her racing skirt. Almost thought that's an umbilical cord.
Somebody get me the turnback clock
Anonymous No.528769975
>>528768669
>i could read all that
i'm gonna make it
Anonymous No.528770225 >>528770608 >>528770705
>>528767937
isn't the owner of the unofficial EN account a troon too?
Anonymous No.528770578 >>528771619
Anonymous No.528770608 >>528770715
>>528770225
You naturally attract those kinds of people when the monthly events are trainerless stories, even if it makes sense in setting.
Anonymous No.528770705
>>528770225
The owner of the discord/Reddit is a foid but a good chunk of their mouthpieces are troons.
Anonymous No.528770715 >>528770953
>>528770608
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.528770953
>>528770715
Canโ€™t. My soul is bound to the sunk cost I put into uma already.
Anonymous No.528771037
Anonymous No.528771149 >>528771238
You know how /a/ used to do "/a/ sings "?
Who'd be down to record them singing Umpyoi in English?
I can be in charge of mixing
Anonymous No.528771161 >>528771474
>>528768964
I mean...
Anonymous No.528771228
>>528771180
>>528771180
>>528771180
Anonymous No.528771238
>>528771149
Here we go Hunterchads
Anonymous No.528771474 >>528771683
>>528771161
Seeking the Pearl is a great name
Anonymous No.528771619
>>528770578
holy fucking sexo.
Anonymous No.528771683
>>528771474
It's a goofy name
Anonymous No.528776464
>>528768964
Anonymous No.528779752
>>528755352
I'm a newfag and I will crash and burn!