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>>528662218>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Chrono Genesis (3*)
New scenario 'Welcome to the Deserted Island' will be released in late June
CM Classic currently underway, Tokyo, 2400m, right, good, sunny, spring
CM Classic will be held in July, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
>Twinkle Legends Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1v9w4Tr48Xh5mXWHSLGGUU_XEYY148t7wqPd9120QjBU/edit?usp=sharing
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby English releases tomorrow: https://umamusume.com/
>IP NewsUma Musume 6th Live Event will be held 10/18-19
'Umamusume: Cinderella Grey' anime currently airing
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:
https://www.umavpn.top/
Card Score Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharing
Support Card Evaluation Doc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing
>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here:
>>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454
Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>528737981 (OP)I've been lurking here since second anni and never played the Japanese version of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS1H745qD4
If you newfucks want to fit in then you'll need to learn our national anthem.
>>528738027I already told this to the dacchi that made the initial post in another thread, I don't want to give more attention to the one scheming to literally make a /uma/ equivalent of /alter/. So the less you know, the better. You just have to know there is a literal discord on the line, so just leave it at that.
>4 posts in
>discuck drama schizoposting
Welcome to global
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>>528738351That's why I said to leave it at that, retarddacchi.
>>528738269discord was a mistake
just like the cup after 2016
What i have learned
>Dont toll umas
>Reroll grinding
>>528738229Took me a sec to realize he's singing the names of the horses kek
Agnes Tachyon is such a dork huh
>>528738269>make a /uma/ equivalent of /alter/the fuck? do they really?
>>528738424>goes out of his way to crosspost between threads and bring it into the new one while the old thread is still up>erm.. don't talk about it!Kill yourself lmao
It would be super cool to see Shamal get back to back JPN1 wins in a few hours.
>>528738508Surely soon, Ai need some correction
>>528738156I like horses. They are our friends.
>>528738595Hell yeah. Anyone else going to see it in person?
>>528738595the ground is very wet so idk
how autistic do i need to be to play this game
>>528738554okay, but you first
Sorry, dacchis
Only one anthem for me
https://youtu.be/ugxOb2wJJ78?
>>528738693Duuuuuuude super autistic dude!
Like city skylines autistic
hahahaha
Crazy stuff!
>>528738704But the French dunked on the Swiss horses too..
>>528738704No, my hors wife is french, fuck you
>>528738405Same. The boy could have gone on and break Ai's record.
how hard do i need to whale to make Gold Ship a top tier unit?
Who ended up being your MVP? Still surprised how strong my Rabs ended up being. Chrono was a total bust
Why didn't they release a Switch 2 port instead of Steam? Steam is a dead platform.
>>528739020Is that a ship in the background.
>>528739008Donna ended up winning a bit more than Chrono which is surprising to me. I think it's because of the evolved Non-Stop Girl she has. Been seeing way more senkou umas than I expected.
>>528738956Wait 2 years for Mr. CB's card to come out
>>528739020is that windwos or linux?
>>528739020Why does this game attract so many 'eckers?
>>528739008My regular team match Donna carried me through the entire thing.
>>528738885Laurel or Chrono? Montjeu?
>>528739008Also Loves. Flash a close second if she jobbed, and finally Cesario if both jobbed. Senkou sucks man why did her alt have to be one?
>>528739168Only absolute retards install wangblow on the Deck.
>>528738935I miss his races the most, always pulling off some amazing shits and yet making it looks easy
im sick of being discriminated against by these jp devs for using an emulator, at least cn and kr games are more chill with this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8woX5Zq3ZgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSQk_U8o8Ho
Bow to your ancestors.
I know Global is going to be the hotness in the thread for a while, but is it possible to get the JP Steam version on an existing non-JP account without it being a pain in the ass? I already know about just using a burner account, but switching all the time just to boot up Uma is basically the same amount of annoyance toggling a VPN for DMM is so ehh.
>>528739416Makiba Cross...
>>528739583Unless steam JP version has something you want then it's less of a hassle to just continue playing the DMM version.
>>528739579The 2nd happiest
>>528737936Another umadacchi taught me the steps a few months ago.
>>528738027tldr: guy was managing the /uma/ team, was completely shit at it, then fucked off. Now he wants back, but can't since the team is already managed. So he tries to split the generals in hopes of /umalter/ surviving for long enough for him to put in the VGL.
>>528739352It was crazy to me how certain his win was once you see him start spurting on the final straight. The only way to beat him was to block him and even then his Takarazuka win shows he's still too good.
Gakuen is way more advanced in animation
>>528739756If he's not the guy that gave us Top Loaf, Shonbori, Keiba posting, and the Urara Barrier then I don't care.
All my Umas say Heil Ninjin
is this the type of game where i can absolutely brick my horse by choosing shitty training choices? will i have to send them to the glue factory if i mess up?
>>528739653Who's the happiest uma?
>>528739817Gakuen is a better game in general
>>528739583>but is it possible to get the JP Steam versionI don't think you can unless you have a JP steam account. Any account outside of JP/KR/CN is going to default to global.
>>528739756Was he the guy that was responsible for /gig/ scoring 12 goals on us? If so, fuck 'im.
>>528739928Stop posting here and get back on the track.
>>528739756how pathetic can one guy be to try to split off a general he "cares" about?
>>528739815That Takarazuka definitely underrated.
>stumble the start>forced at the back>going widest>jockey taking a nap>front bias groundClenched my ass watching that. Fucking Lemaire
>>528739928There are no uma musuko
>>528739860Aye. If you lose a horse during training, you'll have to reroll for her again.
I have yet to see a single globalnigger showing interest in keiba
so I'm confused.
Are we rerolling for Fine and/or Super OR Shakur?
is the Shakur ppl trolling or not?
>>528739756Sounds like a complete crackpot schizo theory and I need you to post proofs of literally anything since the thread that was made isn't even on /vg/ so none of that makes sense.
>tfw I remember the Dragalia...Lost... drama about the fat fairy
Say good bye to your fat uma tummies.
>>528739982Nyo weeeeiiiiiiiiiii.
>>528740087You do not reroll and instead wait for the Throne card
Never cared about dragalia lost, so no thanks
>>528740152Finally, American representation in games, fat women
>>528740087Shakur was a very powerful double crown horse, which makes her card very powerful too.
>>528740170This is why you fail training units!
/uma/ is trolling hard the rerollers
There will be a giga meta supp card called Throne that will outshine everything, do not waste your time
>>528740006>he doubted LememeI just stop thinking and let the frog do his thing.
>>528740070Global dropping during summer G1 keiba break so they don't have to give us free shit every weekend for a month or two
>nips can access the steam page
>ver 2.16
huh???
>>528740182>>528740413Shut up. The Throne meta is too powerful, especially for new players. They need to how to build their deck the hard way and not just rely on Throne to carry them through all the scenarios.
>>528740087Shakur is much stronger, but Fine is alright. Super Creek is bad, but she's the best stamina card you'll have for a while(till Stam Rudolf releases). Just get Shakur, maybe a copy of Creek, then hold your jims till Throne releases
>>528740489Nip version is the same version that is in service right now while global get the 4 years late slop.
>>528740420>>528740006He was in Lememe mode on that one. Thankfully he decided to trust Nox and let him do his thing. That's the sign of a truly great honse when they can take over and bail out a jockey.
>>528739416>ใจใฃใฆใใฆใใใIs this song about horse dick?
which steam proton version does the game work on steam deck?
imma try it with jp later
>>528740583Kek, they say global might get accelerated to catch up. Their pain will be delicious
Let's all talk about keiba instead
We are in summer break, so who do you think will win in Churchill downs ? Sierra Leone or Hit show ?
>>528740963Should be Sierra Leone. Waiting for BCC where it's SL vs Forever Young vs Hit Show vs Fierceness vs Thorpedo Anna.
>>528741101My hero will surely shine there
tried the JP with VPN on
https://steamdb.info/app/3564400/
if Inari One is so good then where is Inari Two?
>>528739352He made his record-breaking Dubai Sheema Classic win look like a training session. For anyone who missed watching him live, you have to hear the post-race commentary to appreciate how much of a monster he truly is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-gfy2SVhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjvF7gUkwG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcFff4-aQao
Enough about global. What are you guys expecting from the new island mode?
There's no way they can make it even more overpowered than Legends, right?
>>528740963For Stephen Foster Stakes? I say Mystik Dan.
>>528740963Hopefully Hit Show. I love greys
>>528740089You can check the 'cord yourself for proofs. As for the /alter/ part it's mostly a meme, he's just trying to get rid of JP players with his pathetic attempts of a split.
>>528741319Kobayashi Yuu kino soon
I don't think she can sing Umapyoi can she ?
Anyway I'm expecting a huge powercrept here
Wait, is there really no way to play both JP DMM and global steam version on the same PC? If steam installs it in the same folder. God DAMN
>>528741420True, to all that, but I don't like how some of the attention whores there really want it to be a reality
>>528741448She's voicing the NPC, yeah? I doubt they'll make her sing it. Does any NPC outside of Meek even have recorded lines for Umapyoi?
>>528741457Just play global on your steam deck, bro.
>>528741252I literally confused watching this live. Not until they say it break the previous record by 1 sec that I realized what was happened. Medium pace, not challenged, not asked, even pulled, and set that time. Crazy
>>528741810Bro, your 'eck?
>>528741836So this is the power of 'eckers...
>>528741740After Sunday Silence release on JP.
You don't read the briefing?
>>528741865What a way to edit, globalfrens deserve to know the truth, and that Throne is the best card ever
>>528739840No, his only achievement is
>>528739917
When I bought my 'eck OLED 1TB, I didn't think about using it to play Uma. Now I get to play global on it while keeping the JP DMM version intact on my PC. What a surprise turn of event.
To globalfags:
This game has ghosts in it
>>528741812My boy just love to run. Plus, it's not like there was anyone that could challenge him at that point.
upload oguri big horse futa cuck fan arts
>>528738229The Mejiro song is our anthem. This is a Mejiro general.
>>528742184I wish he managed to run the final arima to join his dad with 7 G1s. Missed it to stud, and unlike Ojou, he actually couldโve made it without injuring himself.
>>528741836Damn I guess I won't be checking it out after all. Oh well.
>>528742395Too many dreamy arimas missed
Last year do deuce couldn't make it, I remember some dacchis were really depressed
>>528741457From what ive seen you have to rename the JP data folder, since the steam version is reading off the JP data files since they have the same folder structure cause Cygames is retarded, which is why it won't load, though this means that if you wanna play the JP version again you'll have to rename the global folder and rename the JP back to what it was originally. Apparently there's a way to get around it with symlink but it's 4 am here I'm not doing that shit now.
>>528742475Just use your phone.
Or maybe create a new window user then install global on it.
>>528741420I'm not in your 'cord so I don't have any of the slightest fuck what you're talking about. Spoonfeed me.
https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2630
UPDATE!
>>528742184Yeah, Lemaire even gave him a pat before crossing the line
>>528741457HBR had the same problem until Yostar patched it. Jap devs are fucking weird man.
So it's tied to steam store region which you can only change if you buy something on while on that country's IP address or straight up a new account created while on VPN
>>528739756>want to split /uma/ because he missed his authority on a completely unrelated virtual soccer team, not because he himself likes umaYeah that's discordmod power redrawal moment
>>528742395He definitely could have done it. He was still raring to run at his retirement ceremony. Hell, he's even more buff now than when he was active according to the people got to meet him. I really believe he could break Ai's record if they just kept him running for one more year.
>>528742847Can your main get banned if you make an alt for it?
>>528742847You can also only change your country every 3 months (I learnt that when I moved to another country). I guess you need to make a JP steam account and buy something there and hope it works with 2 accounts.
>>528742485Well, that's why we have Uma. It's going to be great to see a what-if Eclair VS Dodo like Teio VS McQueen.
Eclair would win it easily. Dodo ain't got shit on my boy.
>>528742329The Mejiro were nearly gone, Torena.
Dober is the only one left. She's retiring in peace now
>>528742847I can not comprehend Cygames logic of not just including a language option and give new players a fucking ton of freebees. I thought this was the entire point of rental decks.
>>528743098i do have gfl global in another account, i don't know what will happen if i buy something jp in that account, will i be able to play gfl global and uma jp still? idk idk
>>528742934Hearing his caretakers talk about him getting into racing mode when they send him to retirement ceremony was sad
>>528743268>>528743098imma try this right now... gonna buy something jp, like fucking what
guess i'll create dupe account and ask my friend in japan to buy something
Preregistration gift only uma
>>528743548you dont need to buy if you create a dupe, just create it while using a VPN then turn it off
>>528743665huh, guess i'll try it
>>528741865You're looking at the current scenario ranking, which global will not have until 3+ years in. Throne was the best card for its scenario on release, and by a wide margin.
>>528741319Hoping for some OP AI-level shit as the second card, my ninjins are burning a hole in my pocket
>>528743631The Ghost of Zeon! You don't belong in this world!
EN PC client is only on steam? i expected separated client as well. i dont want to use steam
>>528743881Got 40k ninjins ready plus a bunch of tickets, I'm more than ready
>>528743443If you watched the ceremony, you could see that everyone involved looked kinda sad, well, everyone except Silk Racing rep who was all smile. Seeing Nox constantly looking over to Lememe to see when he'll get on his back was just depressing.
>>528744165Next year his crops will debut right ? Maybe it was worth it or maybe not
>>528744275This year is his first generation foaled, 2027 will be his first debut
>>528744275They just born this year, so in 2 years
>>528743225nta but EN is a separate server as well? fuck this then
>>528744074Funny how Shadoba got an Epic client but Uma doesn't.
>>528744165Meanwhile, Taiho's ceremony was a really heroic send off with the Yokoyamas all taking a turn to say good bye, and Bread's ceremony was just people roasting him and him getting buttmad at his jockey.
>>528744528we said already that it would be a separate server tho
>>5287447812023 was really amazing but sad year with how many star horses retired man..
>>528745023It's kinda crazy how uma blowing up lined up perfectly with the start of one of the most unique and memorable gens in recent keiba history. The hors god was smiling upon us.
>>528745351>smilingahahaha no.
>>528745412Give and take dacchi
I feel this year will deliver us something really good
>>528745479yeah, more dead hors.
>>528745564Oh nyo. Please nyot Dober or Urara
>>528745564all hors die eventually
Urara is my bet on the next uma to go
>>528745479We will never get a generation as great as EST again
>>528745810You are forgetting that there are still lots of dreams to achieve
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1 (one) (uno) (anre) day!
>>528746548Featuring Chikezo's old outfit.
>>528746548since it's a separate server and on steam, im expecting censorship
boobs get censored
belly get censored
everything gets censored
global EoS.
>>528746741Hijab Musume: Halal Derby
>>528746548Why do they let Taki Shuttle run around with a deadly weapon?
>>528746935It's her god-given right.
>>528746983Why did Grass abandoned her nation's custom..
>>528747225Second Amendment doesn't strictly mean guns only.
All JP bros migrate to the /vmg/ thread i made so we stay away from the globaltards
Do you think they will announce more non JP uma(with real name) and we can raise them in future?
I give it a week before the second thread disappears completely. What an embarassing, shameful display.
>>5287478250 chance. At most we'll get the real names like with Montjew for someone like Romantic Warrior, but never playable.
>>528747825Wasn't there a HK uma in the works?
Got no idea who it could be. Indigenous?
>>528748185no that wasn't even an original character lol
>>528748185That's just a baseless rumor from HK coper lmao
sex sex seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>528747225>>528747401Her most dangerous weapon is her backside
>NTR, Ayabe, Opera O, Doto
>Tachyon, Janpokke, Dantsu, Cafe
>Gold City, Tosen Jordan, Palmer, Helios
Bro why are groups of 4 friends so comfy?
Sakitama Hai starting soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXGYNxdxdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXGYNxdxdM
sakitama hai starting
>>528749387>>528749391two 'nons, 1 brain cell
Glad to know Faruko's sireline is secured
lememe never pick him at NAR
and they say Falko never get married.
Damn, the floodgates sure did open huh.
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1937812126607024198
Fucking dumb honse
So /uma/ culture is just being a stealth /sp/ thread?
>>528750018Just because Falko is not married doesn't mean Falko has no descendant, torena
>>528750115Support your local hons too.
>>528750086World's strongest February Stakes winner
>>528749849He's not in stud yet
>>528750086AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>528750115It's a game based on horse racing, with story and characters tied to the sports itself.
So nyes
>record on bad ground
Lol, lmao. Get nige'd nerd.
Shawarma first, the rest about five lengths behind.
>>528750434We know Kitasan, you already said that yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/live/MXxfJFLf6b4
12 minutes
>>528751207To the commercial section that lasts for 30 minutes.
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im only going to try this game because I want gold ship's fat cock inside of me
i like the top gun girl
is she worth pulling?
>>528752376You get her just from trying to fish for any 3*.
is there any uma that's genuinely bad?
>>528752451>is there any uma that's genuinely bad?
>>528752376Pull for ALL mayachan variations
>>528752306Reminder that Falko being an intergalactic idol is canon.
>ๆฌ่ฝใ่งฃๆพใ !
are we getting SiL or what?
>>528750086Rumao. I love dumb hors
>>528752886> SiL> deserted islandOh nyo
I hope not
>>528739369EN also gets "no emulator :)" error?
>>528752451i can run a mile in 11 minutes
>>528753390Run is not the verb I'd use
>>528753474>The transition point, where humans switch from walking to running, occurs, on average, at around 7 km/hthus, anything below 13 min and 40 sec is running
>>528752451Don't listen to them, even Urara is pretty usable (with the right support cards - like a credit card for example). In fact Urara may even be your dirthorse starting lineup along with Ogufat and El Condor Pasa
>>528753739Bro, your Taiki?
>>528752203finally someone based
>>528752203me but t.m. opera o
>>528752203me but Sirius Symboli
Mirako swimsuit pls......
Why is this thread way more peaceful than the last one?
Is there a difference between turf and dirt in-game?
>>528754823Global's 5 minutes of attention is over. Now it's approaching EOS territory. We're back to the usual.
>>528754823all the burgers and thirdies sleeping rn
it's so cringe for the seiyuus to feign interest in the anime/game
Just downloading global, does meta matter in this game? Who should I pick/roll/raise at first?
>>528754885Of course there is. If your uma isn't proficient in that ground type she'll have heavy stat penalties the worse her proficiency is. Have fun with the couple months where genetically engineering turf Falco was meta.
>>528755089Japanese society is cringe in general.
Only inside their art they are somewhat honest.
if only there were IPs to know if somebody genuinely new is posting instead of a samefagging tranny
>>528755098There is a meta but it focuses more around the cards not the characters (although certain umas are better than others)
>>528754885Turf requires more speed
Air requires more intelligence
Water requires more guts
Dirt requires more power
>>528755218you mean wit right
>>528755218What about fire?
I'm an oldfag since I watched the first anime in 2018. BEFORE THE GAME EVEN CAME OUT I MIGHT ADD
>>528755352Same. Uma was nice after what happened with kemono friends
Did they confirm any qol stuff coming from JP or is it gonna be a true launch experience?
>>528755352I'm an olderfag. I've been following this series since they released the first trailer that torpedoed the series.
>>528755057Not true, I'm wide awake
>>528755352I'm an even olderfag I have been a fan every since Moot created 4chin.
>>528754823As a globab I can certainly say that it's because the game is not out yet
>>528755489We have landscape camera view at the very least. I don't expect them to keep the launch roulette like they did when the game first launched too.
i heard kernel level anti cheat is present
does it become active when the game service starts?
>>528755489They already confirmed auto is coming sometime shortly after launch, I imaging there's some JP qol in day 1.
>>528755352I'm the oldestfag. I've been using 2chan long before 4chan was a thing.
>>528755884Nobody said anything about shortly, they just "work on it". Global will die before they release it anyways
iirc TLG works through some online conneciton, right? is there a chance that it'll work with global right away?
>>528755871it's only when the game runs
>Belno getting figures before most trainable characters
what the hell man
still cute tho
>>528756103Benis figure...
Hakase figure...
>>528756103ogurin is so lucky
>>528756103Booooring.
Tell me when there are Obey or Folkqueen figures.
Global hate this
Global hate that
How about we all eos
>horse girls
>they dont have thick horse legs
explain
I like this. This is actually entertaining. Probably the most entertaining thing after 54 episodes.
>>528756426>horse girls >they dont have thick horse cocksdropped
>>528756085well shit, i dont want to install another uma on my phone
>Belno Robo
>MY FAMILY'S LOADED! LET'S GO!
so glad they dont get m*chico in pakalive anymore
>>528756778this one upsets me the most
something up with the rightmost track
>>528757335At least the newer VAs are stepping up the game. machico is out there doing machico things, until Teio gets an alt 3.
That was actually fun. I hope they do that more.
I hope they work Belno in to be a regular character somehow.
TP 10 is actually better than the 50 jims
>>528757681Maybe theyโll keep Belno around after Cingrey as Tracenโs official sponsored sportswear.
globalbros?????
are we getting these rewards????????
>>528756426I don't think you've seen thoroughbred horse legs.
>>528757852>There will be no stream freebies for globalOkay that's insanely grim
fakin rigged
also no full combo bonus sad
>>528757852These are for JP CHADS only.
>>528757762Why would you ever need stamina refills?? At least RP ones can be used to grind stadium on gift rateups...
>>528757762yeah, I need more anyway
>>528758034>Why would you ever need stamina refills??to play the game? tryhards have to spend 5k+ jims for TP refills every loh
No debuffs is such horseshit. They're the only things keeping whales in check.
Time to fail to get Plat 4
again...
>>528758130That's fucked up. Just play less lmao
>>528758238>2600mThe fuck is this distance
Rhein Kraft SEXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>528758149Barley, I made one and my win ratio was still shit
>>528758187Left = perfection
Right = coomerbait
>>528758149i don't know if its the "only thing" but it is pretty funny hearing all the casual shitters and non-players cheering on the removal of one of the few systems that exists to their benefit lol
>>528758187bare tummy > cow tits
>>528758149>>528758384retard, the ones using the debuffs are the whales and tryhards
>>528758290Isnโt this that 2600m OP race?
>>528758361Me = TittyCHAD
(You) = Flatfaggot
https://youtu.be/iHA7BsskvRc
>>528758290Akanko tokubetsu. Stego won this race once.
>>528737981 (OP)I'll be honest. I don't know why they are launching Global what, 4 years behind? Are they gonna go at breakneck speed just to catch up? Don't think it's gonna last.
But I could be wrong. They said T7S would die, they thought Idoly Pride would die but they're still here.
>>528758462yeah there's no helping you lol
don't worry, you're still gonna get crushed without your debuffer opponents anyways :)
>>528758462Then use them back?
>>528758516>stego won this raceuh ohโฆ
holy shit these are good cards they're putting out or free
do they hate money now?
>>528758187Left = coomerbait
Right = perfection
>>528758470yes the stay gold meme one
>>528758516>>528758470Most likely so. The only other 2600m race is something in Australia.
And we all know Australia isn't a real thing, right
take a shot every time you hear ้ๅฎ
>>528758450Kraft about to be Kenobiโdโฆ
>>528758187>left is 100x more popular than the rightoof indeed
>>528758361Both are coomerbaits
>>528755313This dumbass is going to, unfortunately, bear my children, and I hope they aren't going to be as retarded as she is.
But....how does this help us run faster?
They're getting a lot of mileage out of that goddamn fish model.
>another collect points and upgrade facility gimmick
Trash scenario it is
>all those chibis in the trailer
Cute.
>>528758758The hors needs it to run faster. You wouldn't get it ningen.
>>528737981 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVSJLMgyWho
RIP Ice Hockey Sister Idols. Proof the Lightning doesn't strike twice and you can't shove Idols into all the sports.
Funny Duck meme times though.
Umamusume, the only game that makes me want to say "I wish I was in France."
>>528758876It's flopped because of Bandori design that's simply unappealing
>>528758849Me wondering just how rich is Tracen
So who is this based on?
>>528758882L'Arc is such a fun scenario. I hope all the other overseas scenarios are just as fun.
Oh boy, I cant wait to build my own island! Just what I needed in my horse racing game!
Hakase....bring me back Hakase......
>>528758931>It flopped becauseNo-one wants to play auto-sports unless it's Beach Volleyball with voluptuous women.
>>528758950Considering that they have old blood nobility and foreign royalty in their school, they're very rich.
Oh fuck it's a whole new system.
Oh fuck it looks complicated
>>528759028Not flat enough
>>528759150Where is the sex room?
This looks like an amalgamation of Food and Mecha. I dunno how this is gonna go.
>>528756426Thoroughbreds legs are tiny dude. They're scientifically designed to run.
This scenario will last 2 hours per run.....
>>528737981 (OP)Can we play with our og accounts on steam?
building by running naruhodo
What the fuck is going on.
>>528759245Unless you have a JP steam account, you can't.
What the fuck are ใใใใณ points?
CANTERBURY PARK
OSTRICH RACING
>>528759245Yes, if you have DMM version installed it will just grab your account
So you can assign your uma to the island facilities during training?
>>528759329Jp gets to play with their mobile accounts on the steam version? I can probably just download the jp package
>can use auto on the new scenario
nice
>>528759293Hors runs around the island.
>>528759245Unless your primary account is already a JP one, you'll need to make a burner JP steam account to add it to your library. If you're asking about using your old account with the Global client, lol, lmao.
>for medium and long
B-but we already have mecha.
>Mid/Long
Light O gods... this can't be happening
>>528759387What did you mean? With DMM? Steam version?
Onsen ticket bros, weโre gonna make it!
>>528759401gacha gamers FEAR gameplay though
>>528759476I'm not fucking calling it that btw
This means september LoH/CM will be mid/long
>>528759531Shadowverse 2 has gameplay
Wizardry has gameplay
WTF, no swimsuit summer uma this month?
I think this will be the scenario with par stat caps to RNG Legends.
>>528759647Fucking damn it, another friend card. This game is so ass.
Here we fucking go again.
>Konkai no Human Rights card
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>>528759689Have you checked Ai-chan's room
>>528759703WHERE THE FUCK IS HAKASE CARD
>>528759658Ok should've specified, modern and western gachagamers do.
>another human rights card
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>>528759665Swimsuits have always been an August thing, dementiabro.
seems like ๅพๆ็ is super important this time
>>528759418This dacchi has tried it
>>528741226It blocks access right away. You have to create a dupe JP Steam account maybe with VPN turned on.
Chrono drained my jims. Ain't gonna spend more than the free rolls.
That's actually a really cool illustration
>>528760058It's cool, but then I remember her voice and all I see is a gremlin.
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Double generic gold power, pretty good.
even nips stutter trying to speak nippanese
>2 gold
>also solve the problem of ๆฏ้กใชใ
fucking jews
>>528758680If you look at the left one and you immediately think about sex then you are a man of culture
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>88k people watching the stream
Damn, this is kinda impressive. That's basically almost like a Genshin stream. I didn't know Japs were still interested in this game after 4 or so years.
>another human rights card
>>528760135The 2nd skill is specialized for either sashi/oikomi or mid/long. But generic enough to work. Also power back on the menu I guess.
>>528760135My Nishino Flower....
I need that tamamo card so bad but I have 20k jewels
>>528759531Cosmic Break was gacha before you even knew what gacha was.
>>528760231Pakatube always garners 70-100k and more on anni streams. Itโs still alive and well despite the porn ban.
>>528760231You just weren't paying attention. They always got more than 100k per stream. I know because I checked. Failing to reach 100k is actually rare.
So I don't really need to reroll....
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>>528760404no don't bother you get powercrepted every 3 months or so
>>528760453This is actually her 2nd alt.
>>528760135FUCK, just when I was building my Ardan. God damn it.
>>528760404Like I said earlier, rerolling for global is pointless. You also get an accelerated schedule, so youโll feel your cards get useless faster.
>>528760231It gets to 150k when they bait new horse announcements. There is none this time
>>528760336Bitch please, I played browser slop, which was proto-gacha.
>>528760543the highest I've seen is 157k
>>528760614used to get 250k back in the heydey
>>528760516People say what OP shit to reroll for, but never what bricked shit to be forced to reroll if you get it.
I think that's the only time I have for rerolling.
>gyaru uma
My prayers have been answered
>>528760421>only 1 altOf course
globalbros are we getting these too???
>>528760674impressive, also youtube servers are insane
>500 ninjins is the compensation for dealing with >global
T-thanks...
What are the odds Espoir might be next? I want to roll for City.
>english version of umapyoi
yikes
Europe anons, we going to this?
I bought this horsegirl when I was in japan for $2 should I download the gacha
English umapyoi sang by Fuwamoco
>>528760978would consider it, paris isn't bad to get to via train
I really don't understand global players trying so hard for this game especially. The game is an RNG fest. Also, accelerated banners for Global is going to be brutal for F2Ps. MANT is going to kill a lot of you guy's interest on this game. I'm not trying to doompost, I'm just saying, just chill. Enjoy training and bonding with your uma.
>>528761108let people enjoy things, biggot-kun
>inb4 they'll sing global umapyoi on the 6th event.
Guess I'm going to japan again this year
>>528761108They just donโt know what theyโre getting into. Give it a month or two.
>>528761037> English ver UmapyoiOh nyo
> sang by FuwamocoOh hell nyo. Don't tell me...
>>528761108The rerolling shit is extra baffling because Kita will come out soon and completely shift their understanding of a "must have" card and they already know this, supposedly.
>Speacial Weak finally
Her baby is old enough I guess
should go play UAF, that was fun
since cygames is the publisher of global won't it be extra money for them? So why the hate?
>>528761315You have to understand how incompetent Cygames is in general first.
>>528761315Retards ruining our comfy thread
>>528761318time to make bereshit
>>528761231what the fuck is a fuwamoco? also this is the first time Spe sings with her two daughters right?
GlobalGODS are always welcome here
>>528761315Who cares they already made all the money in the world with this game already
>humans right friend card next scenario
then what was even the point of this?
>>528761315Have you seen Cygays' track record with their english servers?
>>528761334She's 142, last I check.
Only uma smaller than her is Ruby
Degitan and Buena's character songs are coming.
>>528761669Scenario which takes a few hours to complete with lots of manual input. Have fun :)
>>528761315>So why the hate?You're trying to rationalize the thoughts of some southeast asian shitskin gacha only retard. For some reason they are obsessed with gacha game performances and EOS.
>>528761492English vtubers that talk like retarded children
>>528761698Is that 2nd song the mare song they showed at the live?
>>528761684Probably in August for half anniversary would be next Iโd guess.
>>528761765>English vtubers that talk like retarded childrenso like 90% of tumors?
>>528761420>chads fixing our dead threadftfy
guys... new scenario sucks...
>>528761258Would a few months of shit cards brick my account? Is Kita really that powerful?
>>528761947Its worse, trust me.
girls, new scenario rocks
>>528761108You are conflating rerolling with "trying hard" when its literally just a gachatard's exercise in obtaining their next dopamine fix
You are getting worried about "the experience" of subhumans who won't even be here by the end of the week, let alone some BIG BAD scenario literal months away
You should probably follow your own advice to chill lol
>>528760510KWAB. people actually thought kaichou was gonna be the first one to get powercrept. lmaoing @ you retards
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I don't actually watch her but she's built for /ss/ paizuri
>>528761950Better dead than having you fuckers around
>>528761669It's a bad training scenario. At least you guys are lucky because they decided to accelerate events/scenario/banners for global.
>>528762065why are you so angry lol
>>528762116She's an angel, I love her to bits despite the breasts (I'm a DFChad).
Where the fuck are you niggers coming from. We were having such a nice thread.
>>528762134You'll get to enjoy the dead experience on /vmg/ JP bro
>>528762116You're despicable.
>>528762134migrate to /vmg/ then
>>528762116>watching women vtumorgay faggot
>>528762134no point seething like a baby desu
ive played JP since halfway through year 1 and im gonna enjoy global too.
>>528762197>>528762243Based. Why are these niggers so hostile to new players, anyway?
>>528762324>reading comprehension of a man born in manila, philippines
>>528762324>women vtumorNot a real thing, all of them are just chink guys with voicechangers.
>>528761669Make A New Track
>>528740856we will get everything twice as fast as JP with almost no downtime between events. You are about to see just how padded out your experience was by artificial wait times. We will catch up in 9 months.
>>528762417Just the typical JP gatekeepers
>>528761315Don't make me tap the sign
>>528762494More like EoS in 9 months
>>528762417They don't get to feel special anymore
I think Globalniggers should kill themselves right now
>>528762417a few people here unironically have autism/are asian-american
you get used to it
I hope tamamo cross comes to global soon she looks super cool
lower you voice down, globalturds, bunch of filthy cockroaches
Can someone timestamp the umapyoi English?
>>528762417They think they're special because they learnt a dying language. Every weeb is like that.
hello friends, are global newcuties welcome in this thread?
>>528762618You VILL read my posts about global and you VILL like it.
Browns with Blue Rose Closer in their games should know their place and die
been here since day 1, but looking forward to global just because the threads are gonna be kino
lot of shitposting
lot of seething
itll be fun
>>528762538Same thing in Pricunny. Waiting for the global autism circle ruining this general
sooo when is the new scenario dropping
know your place you global subhumans. JP players own this general, if you don't like it you can fuck off to /vmg/
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>>/vmg/1770070
>>52876276227th, blindbro
>>528762729based fun enjoyer
City is so beautiful bro, I don't have any jims left though
>>528762779neh. feel free to go to /vmg/ yourself!
>>528762674by 90 percent of people
some neckbeards will tell you to leave though
all this "seethe" is so forced
feels like it's just one guy seething for no reason
>>528762830>by 90 percent of peopleWhich are all stinky brown global newfags by the way
>>528762729maybe people will actually talk about the game this time
>>528762860its chang
you get used to him
he just says the same things every time.
>>528762816Same. They've been releasing one amazing girls after another and destroying my jims stockpile.
I'm dead if they throw Buena or Blast out before autumn season.
>528762830
Good morning, Ranjesh. How is the neighbor's dog's pussy today?
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>>528761108Any bets on how Globalโs response will be to MANT compared to JPโs? Ive trued it a few times, but I wasn't around when it was the new scenario.
>>528762830>by 90 percent of peoplesubhumans are not people
if you want to stay here, you better know your place.
How do I Symlink?
My C: drive is completely dedicated to my operating system. It doesnt even have 15GB available.
Do I just enter this into CMD Prompt? It still seems the files are being downloaded into the C: drive. What am I missing?
the chinese seether is samefagging pretty hard today ngl
>>528762971city is gorgeous, and I have my tumor watch with me./10
>>528762971City Sexo/10
Canโt wait for the clingy and jealous new outfit events.
>>5287629716/10. Nothing really interesting this time. The new mode looks like it's overly complicated for no reason, but we'll see.
I don't know why they decided to make this one another medium-long when we already have mecha.
>>528762747nah, there's no cb in uma. chanmi and loh are solo competition
>split retard back at it again
>>528762942i see
guess every general has their own schizo
>>5287629714/10
I liked the mecha ostrich race but the new scenario + human rights cards sucks
>>528762653https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDNvRCemaOpMlQGj52mF_zbIfboOtAr20?si=A82tcltGS0e72M3z
>>528763157It feel like he's arguing with himself to stir up drama against himself. Don't know what he's expecting to get out of this.
>>528762791thanks, I just woke up so I'm kinda dizzy still, and the main account hasn't posted about the news yet
>>528761916guess its gonna be a while until I can own a maxed dream journey
>>528763143believe it or not but we still managed to have circle dramas when the game released. it was gone after a few months because it was mostly westoids and EOPs that don't know Japanese
>>528763106you need to delete System32 first
>>528762971breed rich girl/10
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>>528762860It's KWABngelo trying to split the general into two so that he could take over the global general in divegrass.
Jokes on him, Global is going to catch up in 6 months so there's no point in making a global divegrass team.
>>528763264you can just link this thread in /vmg/ one when the game drops and he will have wasted his time kek
You faggots shitposted it's release in multiple generals I frequent every fucking hour just to be greeted like this? Fuck you I'll stay just to spite you beastfuckers
>>528762971>main story ending next month>half anni the month afterSoon.
>>528763405Umaypoi with a cow
>>528763405Motherfucker, we don't want newcomers. It's just this one shitposter going around falseflagging.
Also Kotone a shit. Post a better idol like China.
>>528763374Not that fast, probably in about 2 years if we include new post-global newmas.
>>528755978domo arigoto, mister roboto.
>>528763374>Global is going to catch up in 6 monthsholy cope. eos will happen before even the first year
>>528763563>>528763579kill yourself subhuman tourist secondary
>>528763509>chinaHoly shit, someone actually cares about her?
>Korea server hasn't caught up
>Chinks server hasn't caught up
>but somehow Global will catch up in 6 months
Globalbabs are terminally retarded
>>528763663you are the one using the royal reddit "we" on 4chan
the only newfag tourist here is you
>>528763405>it's relase"ITS", brownoid, not "IT'S"
How many hours until EN release?
globaltards, there is a very bitter eceleb here called chang who wants global to fail. He will reply to your posts with stuff like 'kys' and 'go away tourist' etc. respond to him with 'shoo shoo chang' and he will get butthurt and leave
Every global Torena must be able to sing Umapyoi.
Here's the minimum standard
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s?
>>528763564>eos will happen before even the first yearAll the more reason to speed up Global and have them catch up. It takes a ridiculously low amount of money to keep a service live in multiple regions nowadays.
>>528763731most of them will get filtered by the first month. though the thread is already shit before even the game releases
>Global catching up to this within 6-9 months
>launch roster is 24 out of 122 + alts (as of today)
if the global anons really wanted the game to succeed they wouldnt be shitposting here, they would be making /a/ and /v/ threads to recruit newfriends
>>52876378410
>>528763813Then what's the problem with Priconne global?
the gremlin card looks really good
>>528763701Every Milers must rise to defend their races. The wind of faith is blowing.
These Sundayspawns are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this gens or the next.
>>528763942It's meta card for the current meta horses, so yeah...
>>528763924it was handled by crunchyroll lmao
>>528763924Priconne launched with JP and Global, then later sacked Global.
Uma Musume launched with only JP, then later added Global.
>>528763258Thanks I hate it.
>>528763373Every Milers must rise to defend their races. The wind of faith is blowing.
These Sundayspawns are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this gens or the next.
>>528763885Global won't know how 91 appear long before 90
>>528763885How long until I can roll for the one wearing a witch hat?
>>528764089>Priconne launched with JP and GlobalLying ass faggot
>>528763923>/v/ Do you really want this general to get spammed by wojaks and frogs.
>>528764089No dude, Priconne JP was first.
>>528763923>they would be making /a/ and /v/ threads to recruit newfriendsShay has already done this a few days ago.
>>528764089you are a literal retard lol
1-3: Suzuka
4-6: Dasca
7-9: Oguri
0: /umu/ decides
>>528763923There is a /v/ thread right now bwo
>4chan
>influencing anything
All Umas should be required to wear tiny hats.
So we got Island City. Who do you guys think will be the second hors to get an island alt?
I'm betting it'll be Ines. Ryan already got her scenario alt, Tama would probably get a CG tie-in alt, and I Chiyono already got a beach alt which is probably too close to any island alt.
>>528764582best post itt.
>>528764594>Ryan already got her scenario altDude, what
>>528762116nui is very cute i also tuned in to the watchalong
>>528764594Ryan would be nice, imagine her in a sundress and with long hair...
Im gonna reroll but I'm not too crazy with it. If I get 1 copy of super creek am I in gacha hell until I pull another? Or will there be a slow welfare way to add dupes?
>>528763106No, no, you have to do some things first. First you have to create a new destination folder on a different drive. Then move the umamusume file from the Appdata folder to the new destination folder. And then you do the command in CMD (the links needs to be correct btw).
Sorry for posting r**dit link, but this post is quite detailed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ljyyw7/uma_musume_steam_client_steam_is_on_another_drive/
There was one I found on steamforums just earlier, but I can't find it anymore.
>>528764672>>528764717Wait, fuck, I was thinking of my second wife Chikezo. Great. I'm gonna wish for an Island Ryan, then.
>>528764743you can earn copies of creek later
>>528764734You forgot dusting Urara to get resources for actually good cards.
>>528764743>rerolling for a card that will become free
>>528764743There is a way to get free LBs with shards, but Creek will be obsolete by the time you get them
>>528764717That's just Zephyr with extra muscle, Torena
>>528763701And it's a shitposter how fitting
>>528764743>Or will there be a slow welfare way to add dupes?It does, but it takes a long ass time. And since global is accelerated, it's going to be a lot tougher for you guys to farm it out. Matter fact, I want to ask the rest, are PVP events accelerated too for global?
>>528765237Are you an hons????
>>528765327No..? Hons cant use a computer or phone.
>>528765386Spe jiiiiiiiii
>>528764775Nice, thanks. Hope this works.
>>528765386I don't trust you. Post tail
>>528765153Global economy is gonna be fucked. 4 newmas + 4 alts every month and 1-2 uman rights every 3 months (assuming scenarios get shortened to 3 months until food scenario) with jim income from dailies, monthly PvP and circle rankings staying the same will starve everyone of rolls.
I want to play this game just for this horse, will I be happy?
https://x.com/sameshimastable/status/1937645701011505631
hors like watermelon
>>528765153Probably, maybe. But personally a CM/LoH every 2-3 weeks would drive me mad.
>>528765674she's pretty good for a starter uma but oikomi gets worse and worse as time goes on
What did she mean by this?
Hello i'm new.
How long until global?
>>528765821Drown in Teio's juices.
>>528765631Nothing to show for...
>>528765674Sheโs meta for like the first 3 months or so.
>>528765646I can not understand why Cygames didnt just put everything on 1 sever, create a bunch of rerelease uma banners, and make the rental decks actually good so that new players can compete then just phase them out with powercreep.
>>528762971no newmas/10
you faggots told me last month that they'd reveal more newmas in this one
>global comes out TOMORROW
what the FUCK dachis
>>528765686They didnt even take the sticker off. Hors is now riddled with microplastics.
I wish Goldship would dropkick me...
Which horse canonically has the stinkiest pits?
>>528766473rice shower doesnt shower using water so probably her
How to get Tsuyoshi for globalfags who remain here
>>528766250Journey gaslit the staff into releasing her pre half anni. But yeah, I guess itโs only half anni and anni for newmas now.
>>528766264I worked in produce before and I was told that those labels are made to be biodegradable, so I wouldn't worry too much
Do people actually care about meta? I just train who I like
>>528764682I wish her design wasn't like that, it looks ridiculous. She's pretty normal and decent, why having such obcense look?
>>528766842Is there any pvp or clan ranking bullshit that even needs meta?
>>528766587well that fucking sucks, do they not realize how unsustainable that is
of course they don't, this is cygays we're talking about
>>528766842>playing games for funYou sound like a massive faggot
>>528766892there is a solo ranking but you dont need to care about it
>>528766842I don't care about hors meta, but I don't want my favorite uma to have shit cards
Japan is hot as hell right now
I will be a globalfag, I will reroll for Super Creek, I will save for Kitasan Blacked, I will shit up your general and thereโs not a damn thing you can do about it
>>528767112Time for pool training then
>>528767112hors is... cool?
dusty ass fan
>near bump limit within 10 hours
global literally saved this dead shithole
>>528767117oguri has the most bbw art
>>528767226>less quasi-horny seaniggers spamming softcore porn than usualmaybe globalshitters aren't so bad
>>528767205You'll quit in a week.
>>528767112It really is. A typhoon just rolled in too, so now it's even more humid.
>>528767226the threads going fast and actually being full of positive posts and not jaded suicidal anons is the only good thing about global coming out. im not gonna play it but ill enjoy reading the shitposts
>i am le epic super special troll and i'm gonna OWN this place
you won't even last to the weekend lmao
>>528767117In Japan Don Frankie is like 600kg+ as an active hors. Idk how many horses there's out there that's bigger than him
>>528766892This game would be extremely boring if the monthly Chanmi and LoH didnt exist.
>>528767389I think he's the biggest one
>>528762116The only actual keibafag and not a bandwagoner like the Holoshitters (except lui)
>>528766947Since they announced Stego in the last live, we have to wait until October for the next non anni opportunity. As of now, we have 15 unreleased newmas, 1 of which isnโt officially in game. 2 a month is unsustainable unless they throw 6-8 newmas in half anni.
>>528764089Fucking retard lmao. GBF is the one released simultaneously between JP and Global
>>528767491they should at least reveal another newma in star blossom... (I will never forgive cingray for mobbing osaichi george)
This hachimi mod is great. I don't think I'll need global. kek
anyone managed to get it working on mumu
>>528767626>GBF is the one released simultaneously between JP and Globalnah, grub's global came out in like 2016
Are the shitposters new or where they always in? How can a slow thread sustain all those?
>>528766892Basically the only reason to play the game.
Why train horse if you're not gonna use it.
>>528767637They need to tone down Mob Georgeโs edginess for the game first. Waste of a good design too, along with Soccer Boyโs.
>>528767626GBF was JP only and the SEAmonkey translated EN language option came out years later.
>>528767783>tone down Groge's edginessNah, we need more edgy hors.
>>528767652yeah, just download the game from qooapp
>>528767565Middle one is cute
Why does global attract so many trannies?
>>528767783>They need to tone down Mob Georgeโs edginess for the game first.No.
>>528767859Does Shay even know about this?
>>528761468Can you imagine that? People having fun?? LIKING THINGS???
>>528768000nobody. hes searching for them for some reason
I'm annoyed that mcqueen's big bro durren and chiyono's otouto hokuto still don't have designs even though they raced alongside oglin (hell hokuto got 3rd in the '89 arima)
The new power card is kinda mid bros
Ok but which hors is for anal?
>>528767937>Project MoonOf fucking course
>>528768000He's posting his own tweet
>>528768158None, they all want your seed where it ought to go. Horse pussy
>>528768125but le 2 golds thoooough
>>528762971Don't know, don't care.
No Machico, no watchie.
Simple as.
>>528767491Who will be the newmas though? Lys, Sol Orients, Nox...?
>>528768158I mean, what are the alternatives?
Horse cock doesn't leave much options.
>>528767937Which gacha doesn't, really
made a friend watch s1 with me and now she's gonna play global tomorrow yahoo
>>528768158T.M. Opera O fucking me in the ass
I'm gonna meet urara again but in english
>>528764734This post gave me cancer
>>528768379Iโm assuming theyโre saving the modern horses for full annis. Which means half anni could be dedicated to 80s/90s/00s like Sunny Brian, Victoire Pisa, Admire Don, Daiwa Major among others.
>>528767937The tranny highway goes
Autism >> inceldom >> trannyism
Most uma players are autistic af
>>528768263do they wink though?
Do you want new horse or alts
>>528768669Nice nature is a hilarious name
>>528768964nominative determinism or whatever its called
>>528768647That would be great, we still need a lot of them
>>528768964hons name doesn't have to make sense. Just memorable and preferably unique
>>528768964you should see the british horse names
theyre almost always weird memes/jokes or dumb puns
>>528769083like no reason
I can't believe she got figure first, where's hakase, where's benis?
>>528769083Indeed
https://www.horseracingnation.com/horse/Skibidi_Rizz
>>528768072It does'nt take much searching to find the horde of troons who follow this game on that site.
>>528767745Competitive Princess Maker lol
Maybe the joy is in raising a horsegirl, Show Them Online-kun.
>>528769201>shortstackBerno really honoring her twinbee lineage
>>528768964It's a nice name
>>528769258I only follow the JP side of Uma, but that site still suggests Troon's tweets about Uma to me.
>>528768960I want PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN, DAMN IT!
>>528769026It would be a great way of preserving hype too, like every half anni we get big names of the past like TTG and Pui (bear with me here, Fat man please).
Then every full anni they move up the contemporary ladder to the point where they can announce last yearโs retirees as newmas.
>>528768964It's pretty modest honestly, nothing will ever sound crazier to me than Lance of Chaos
whoever is making the new please put how many hours until the global kusoge launches so we dont get asked the same question every 20 minutes for the entire thread
>>528768125>high ๅพๆ็ which is good for the next scenario>2 gold, one that is universal and pretty decent>has ๆฏ้กใชใ meaning you don't have to go back to legends to farm factors (for sashi/oikomi)it's pretty good. the one that I am worried about is the friend card as it has zero race/SP bonus + shit unique so nips has been speculating that it might be better to just use another meta card instead
>>528769201 I forgor Oguri has a red rope/line on her racing skirt. Almost thought that's an umbilical cord.
Somebody get me the turnback clock
>>528768669>i could read all thati'm gonna make it
>>528767937isn't the owner of the unofficial EN account a troon too?
>>528770225You naturally attract those kinds of people when the monthly events are trainerless stories, even if it makes sense in setting.
>>528770225The owner of the discord/Reddit is a foid but a good chunk of their mouthpieces are troons.
>>528770608Kill yourself.
>>528770715Canโt. My soul is bound to the sunk cost I put into uma already.
You know how /a/ used to do "/a/ sings <some anime opening theme song>"?
Who'd be down to record them singing Umpyoi in English?
I can be in charge of mixing
>>528771149Here we go Hunterchads
>>528771161Seeking the Pearl is a great name
>>528770578holy fucking sexo.
>>528771474It's a goofy name
>>528755352I'm a newfag and I will crash and burn!
