Thread 528992509

Tiny Engie Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>528733513

3 NIGAS
ON CART

sex with fempyro

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>528993184
me taunting in the killcam after killing all of them with my random crit sticky

Soldier mains, this is your mindset.

>>528993480
SEXO

>>528992509 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10

He's so perfect bros

I main demoknight.

>>528993556
You keep posting this as if it isn't based

>>528993556
can you post the scout one?

>>528993913
Here's where I would post the Scout image....
IF I HAD ONE

guys. there was an extreme lack of airshots in the previous thread. let's not make the same mistake as before

>>528994281
This isn't an airshot, but check out my sick market gardener frag.

>>528994461
he's in the air and I shot him

1 or 2?

>>528994579
I was referring to my clip and not yours.

>>528994642
oh
it's a sick gardener kill

>>528994608
1

>>528994608
1 but replace the cop badge with macho mann

>>528994608
1

>>528994281
>>GUNSHOT BRIDEEEEE

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3505543849
>Spongebob Squarepants warpaint
this made me lol

>>528994281
>>528994579
To be fair you were aiming at the Soldier and the Scout jumped towards you taking the rocket for him, if you had missed it would have been laughable

Offshore project contributors respond to Riverport drama
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZzPXVyw8g-qQ_DLzKdNZYlaLbMKRyFgLVd5-qq5vNKM/edit?tab=t.0
Riverport creator responds to response
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AX9ShSFs4_nBU9IlIIXypX7KMPfQgVDcW37MALwCJ_w/edit?usp=sharing
TL;DR another discord drama - do not engage.

>>528997725
Instead of reading any of this gay drama watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHtEZWBJqQ

>>528997725
There was some drama with 2 unusual effects that didn't get talked about as well. Crowdough of the Emporium (responsible for the shitty png effects Melting Mohawk and Hellspawned Horns which were purposefully uploaded with misleading previews to trick Valve) tried DMCA'ing another Offshore unusual because apparently xhe owns the concept of sentry buster bombs now. They just got the DMCA removed
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3337745856
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3473878543

>>528997862
Thanks bro I needed some inspiration for my late night matches

>>528993556
Hi!! That's my OC, why are you obsessed with her, anon?
>>528993913
He can't, but I can.

>>528998561
could you post the full thing? please?

>>528997548
Eric pls add...

>>528997725
instead of reading any of this gay drama watch this frag video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYWlWxOUJWc

>>528997548
>>528998790
No, he should add the Splatoon war paint instead. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2964908930

>>528999129
Why not both? Also have an objector with that art on, so good taste.

>>528999129
fisher price toys

(Voice) Soldier: Stop fapping and start fragging, men! This is a war, not a bra factory!

>>528999204
Thanks, and you as well.

>>528999256
That's the point, everything in Splatoon looks like a super soaker toy.

>>528999408
But all the decent servers are dead, and I shant be playing shounics or casul
>>528999309
Appreciate it. Wish I could see more of your good taste and Marie folder.


Speaking of Warpaints, I am once again praying we get one of the following...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3040838086
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2788584890
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3477663938
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3090214708
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3088532731
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3074644693
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3040838621

>>528999703
woops, got the responses mixed up lol

>woomyposting
tf2g is healing....

Please keep the lewd posts relevant to Team Fortress 2. This is not the Splatoon general.
Here are some fine specimens for you to choose from, take your pick of the litter.

>>529000465
fem heavy could get it

>>528999703
That is a great Marie, thank you. I'd add this one to that list (also by the same guy)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3237241925

>>529000465
Fair enough.

>>529000672
Got plenty more where that came from. Also not a bad choice. Definitely need more team paints that more match the shirt colors of teams. And need their actual sheen enabled.
btw were you on the aco thread?

>>528992509 (OP)
Snaildier has brought peace to /tf2g/. Great OP.

>>529000929
I agree, I wish they could do things like team colored stickers too but I've been told that's impossible.
The one of the masked variety? Yes

tf2g is actually so fucking back it's not even funny

I'm hoping that valve starts giving a shit again.
(this is time fifteen)

>>529001034
>>529001152
during the night when schizos are asleep, at least.

>>529001097
What I'd give for a full warpaint revamp so they're easier to work on, and actually work how workshoppers intend to...one day maybe....
I kept forgetting to check it. Gotta do so sometime or check other threads where fempyro is prevelent

>>529000465
I don't want any of those bro
I want this

>>529001315
bro just go to your class select screen and hit 8....he's been there all day waiting for you...

>>529001301
That's what workshoppers want too, but last I checked they didn't even get a response from that letter they sent to Valve. Probably never happening.
I also forgot to check it because no one made a new thread but it looks like there's a new one now

>>529001315
What are your thoughts on the Original, American Team Fortress Sniper? How does he stack up to the Australian Sniper?

>>529002565
Haven't played enough Classic to compare mechanically but original Sniper looks cool. Like he's kinda creepy and has that roid rage look that Quake models do but doesn't have that personality that tf2's Sniper has. So I can't say he's exactly husband material.

Late Night/Early Morning dead General
Post Sniper

i guess even if backpacks were public by default, sharking would be impossible because a. there's no stream of new players who spend money and b. everyone would be either doing it, or know not to get fucked by a shark because you'd have people on twitter/reddit warning about it. much more people are plugged into online

but damn i miss being a teenager, prowling servers for hats, keys, and earbuds

Is phlog canceling a meme

>>528998608
seconding

Carrying randoms in mvm is fun!

What the hell happened to the last thread? Every single post was deleted.

>>529015074
I think that's just a bug with the archiver

my dance when I btfo a Spy player

Did Zesty win yet?

>see chao thread on /v/
>chao music starts playing in my random playlist
>find my old sceptile plushie under my bed
>anon posts a pokemon on /tf2g/
Either God is sending my signs that randomness doesn't exist or I'm becoming schizophrenic

do you guys like my snailloyd

This is my favorite button on /tf2g/

>>529000929
axistryker makes real kino, but the motherfucker's been misisng in action for months

>>529000398
Dying*

Hi everyone. Posting on mobile data to let you all know that janny banned me for 'off-topic' because I dared to post a Team Fortress 2 related meme, all while the pedo posts and futa are still up.
If that is not enough of a sign that pedos are protected by jannies then I don't know what else will be.
I advise you all to just not post here until their slop is permanently banned, or at least head over to r/tf2 where we don't have to put up with insane jannies not doing their job properly.

LOL its pretty funny when i get banned by this janny tranny (who is obviously just an editor of the thread for ACTUAL schizonigger who posts here every day, not actually enforcing rules)

And they of course will ban me when i start to mog you too hard and they cant do anything but "wahh ignore the troll and spam report him while i wait for janny tranny". MOG MOG MOG
MOG MOG MOG

I live in your head probably most days even though i dont post here most days, or weeks. Thats the kind of mentally ill you are. Maybe you forget about me but you sure as shit probably have dreams about obsessing over 4chan and shit because you spend every day here.
Thats sad. And then you have a minor panic attack when someone else gets in your way or whatever. Sure, you will act smug when you "win" but you always feel it deep down. Always.

You will never feel safe because you are wrong. Everything about you is wrong.
You can't laugh without feeling more anger than happiness.
You have no genuine feelings, you are just a shell of what was once a human trapped in your mother's basement getting the only feeling of power you will ever have over literally anything.


It's evident in the post i was banned for, its usually always the same. The post being me calling (You) out, and not respecting (You) in any way (which really does trigger you, like most people who use the internet for this, video game roleplayers for example - the overlaps of both are eerily similar because you are fake and a nolifer)
That's because
1. You DO project on to me.
2. You DO pretend i'm someone else.
3. You DO not have a life


JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU READ THIS
>He did this because i called him out.

>It had nothing to do with saying niggerfaggotcumslurper and swinging my balls about

>It had EVERYTHING to do with this control freak's massive ego

>He didn't let the accusation go either, partially to bait me into going at him again

>In fact merely mentioning schizos makes him act more erraticaly like a schizo

>>529027528
>>529027696
falseflagged again award

1000 hours on kunai dead ringer. 0 hours having sex.

>Get chased by a trans fempyro player while using the spycicle and manage to absolute destroy their team and win anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gvlymYpq9U

>>529029442
I love how schmoov his movement is, absolutely broke that faggot at the end

>Adding new MvM maps/tours but no new drops
Does Valve seriously expect people to play this for more than a few weeks? High tours will just stick to their usual grind and newbies will get tired of MvM and go back to casual

brew should be removed from the game

I am Fact Checker Guy
And THIS…is my fact

>>529031238
she weighs 150 factograms and fires $200 custom fact cartridges at 10,000 facts per minute

>ask woman out
>get rejected because I'm ugly
Time to frag away the pain on Soldier

>>529031941
tfw never have this issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_QmX0JYQcQ
>Overwatch is back guys!!!! All of the drama has been reconciled! All of the problems have been mended!
I think Overwatch is having terminal lucidity.

Hard to have the issue when all you ask out are men, yeah

shit your slop somewhere else tranime nigger

engineer: erectin a statue of a moron..

Blue Archive has been delayed on Steam so TF2 can get Blue Archive promotional items

>Take that!
>And this!
>And this!
>POW! Ha Ha!

>>529033746
Anime website.

>>529035069
I trust you

>>529035635
>>529035069
What promotional items would we get?

how are my fellow compbros? are you guys fragging or what?

>>529035871
I don't know I just want to post more Nozomi

>>529036026
I prefer Hikari but I respect your choice

I literally don’t know what their names are I just separate them by their shorts and skirt
Skirt girl is also better btw

>>529032350
projection pimp, you have issues with both men and women

There are too many maps in tf2, if you could which ones would you remove?

>>529037128
Half the payload/CP5 rotation, everything in Misc (move up payload race).

>>529037128
groompoorium maps

>>529037128
All the Halloween maps
The sins of Principice is a burden they must all suffer the ultimate price for

>>529035871
Halos ofc.

>>529037128
every halloween map except viaduct, sunshine, mann manor, harvest, and lakeside
and probably most of the slop added in the past 4 years but i literally dont even know those map's names

>>529033746
It had to be said

>>529038289
He's spitted the truth and they hated him for it

>>529031984
that's ugly

ESL here, i just learnt that the Zoo thing in Meet the Soldier is a pun related to Sun Tzu, which soldier assumes is spelt Sun Zoo

>>529040021
now this is what im talking about. first good person this thread

>>529040021
>that scream at 1:36

>>529036132
>>529036026
>>529035871
>>529035635
>>529035069

>>529040854
of saddest words of tongue and pen. the saddest are these: demofloyd was right again

>>529037128
keep 2fort, badwater, badlands, well, egypt, powerhouse, dustbowl, gravel pit

I kneel to BA BVLLS

>>529041163
>badlands
>gravelpit
based
pretty much all 5cp maps are good though...

>>529041470
If i was actually given the choice I wouldn't remove all maps not listed, just wanted to post which ones i wanted in the most

>>529041470
every 5cp map is the same shit
open point
tiny, spammy choke
open point
tiny, spammy choke
open point
there is fundamentally no meaningful difference between any two 5cp maps.

>>529042262
This but payload

>>529042262
>tiny, spammy choke
thats what creates those highs and lows that Valve devs always hoped for, you need to create a sorta stalemate that gets resolved with an uber or some other breakthrough in order to have these highs-lows system or else its too constant, for example koth tends to be a pretty constant monotone experience

>>528993480
>>528997548
>>528998561
>>528998790
>>528999204

Meow :3

>>529042262
5cp is just a flawed gamemode.
Symmetrical maps already are likely to feel repetitive,
but 5cp is the worst because the gamemode encourages generalist classes and playstyles.
The maps reflect this by having all the points be generic, nothing special in any of them.
A/D, Payload, shit even CTF allow for more variety because their entire gamemode won't break if a single point is anything other than completely basic.
It's monotonous.

quickplay update

This image lives fent free in my head

>>529048564
never ever

Love this map.

>>529048235
>but 5cp is the worst because the gamemode encourages generalist classes and playstyles.
>gamemode is bad because the normal classes are good in normal situations

>>529050396
This map strikes fear into the hearts of compfag gunboats soldiers who rocket jump across the entire map when they take damage from any source except their own rocket launcher.
This is the end for you, pilot. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.

this map should be banned and never played again

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Leave pyros behind in the US after vacation. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi

>>529051297
thank god

>>529051297
THE BOTS ARE BACK IN TOWN, BOTS ARE BACK IN TOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN120kCiVyQ

>>529051297
IP logger, do not click.

>>529051753
this but soldier

Have a frag-filled Friday, fellas.

I haven’t fragged in half a year

>>529056383
my heroes

have a fent-filled friday lads

>>529058596
thanks, you too

I’ve never taken fentanyl or any drug ever

favorite feature of casual definitely has to be at start of round when the bitch counts down to one, then you can't move for 3-4 extra seconds, it's literally gitmo level mental torture to give you the expectation of movement but freezing you in place lmfao the entire system was designed by a retard

>>529061316
Seems to be a bug cuz if you swap weapons you can move early for whatever reason
Thanks Jill!

why did valve listen to a horse fucker?
>inb4 jill apologizer

>>529058596
you too pimp

If every niggerfaggot that used the vaccinator died tomorrow, NOBODY would care. They're such a dull, nonentity that people wouldn't even realize they were gone and frankly I hope every day that it becomes a reality. I hope every day for one last balance patch just to shit on these cowardly, trash, retarded, shitdick faggots that can't do anything without a straight upgrade on an already incredibly strong class. Fuck them fuck the devs and fuck the players for all deciding to even so much as consider using it, it's such a fucking joke that if I ever uninstall this game it will be my sole reason why. Sniper is annoying as fuck and ruins games based on maps, vacc is just for faggots so fucking retarded they need a hand holding weapon to tell them when to pop it. Don't worry sweetie, you have 4 chances to make that uber count if you somehow have performance anxiety

>>529062527
I one time used the vaccinator against a Sniper killing my team and I can tell he got pissed off as I prevented him from capping my team down.
I then got a chance to rush up to him because he went behind our lines somehow and I killed him while using the bullet resistance as he tried to headshot me. He called me a cuck in chat, and I’m just wondering what did he expect?

finally got rid of all the servers in the browser that fake their ping, feels good.

>>529063428
you could have used serverbrowser.tf

>>529064639
Lmfao, what is this edit its so good

>>529056383
Thanks bro
I will

How 'bout that prick's face when he saw the accepted summer submissions

>>529064875
i made it
you like?

>>529066501
God I hate fat people

>>529067685
:(

>>529068093
Eat a salad next time :)

https://www.teamfortress.com/heavy/
HOLY SHIT GUYS THEY DID IT

>>529068786
How do you get the quote wrong?

>>529068930
>ip grabbing link

>>529069112
Because I’m not joking and I mean it

>>529069331
did you? I think you fucked up a simple quote and now are trying to save face

>>529068930
meds

>>529070387
fine you got me

Was there ever an instance of TF2 where you felt the need to be protective of your teammates?

>>529070806
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/05/Scout_stunballhit16.wav

>>529071080
holy.......

>>529050396
shit taste

>>529050396
Exquisite taste

>>529071080
There's a reason why I main Medic and it's not for sissy slut reasons.

>>529072179
don't lie to yourself. you can be honest with us, it's still pride month after all, i feel so much more at ease with the world now that i have come out to my mother as trans

>>529072734
holy trvke
nta but damn, that was such a wholesome read, you win all the internets o algo, DF poster with another W, snaildier absolutely in shambles.

>>529063428
anon, i spent years blacklisting hundreds of idle and trade servesrs and the server browser is still unusable for me, the shit servers will keep popping up no matter what
just use mastercomfig quickplay or serverbrowser.tf and save yourself the syssyphusian effort

>>529051753
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Take pyros with you on vacation. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>529076212
BASED

>>529076212
this but femsoldier

I dont usually care for SFM fanart but these are pretty good
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103447815/images/?appid=0

>>529076290
>>529076494
>>529076734
bad....asss

>>529076949
holy comfy

Medic but hes just a very serious doctor who's never over the top nor screaming random german warcries

>>529076949
transcoded artwork

>>529077771
blud thinks trannies own the color pink

dead game
dead general

>>529071080
Anytime I'm playing Spy I will cloak/lift up my DR in front of friendly eating heavies by where enemies typically come from on the map so I can absorb some damage and protect them if we get ambushed while they can't move

I wish Demoman's swords had unique voicelines when ubered. The grenade launcher and stickybomb launcher already have unique lines depending on which one you currently have out.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4e/Demoman_taunts05.wav

>>529082526
How often do you actually see an ubercharged demoman with a sword? Nobody ubers demoknights and rightfully so. Not running a stickybomb launcher is borderline throwing.

>>529083038
It would still be cool.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fa/Sniper_run_04.mp3
Why is this in the game?

OOH I'M BEATING SO HARD I GOT A TWITCH!

>>529083621
because A. worksloppers think they're hilarious and B. they're also cheap as hell and only wanted to pay 1 guy to do 11 voices

>>529077771
bro thinks trannies enjoy nature

>>529083189
It would be really cool if all the bottom scoring demoknights, pencil jumping soldiers, soldiers that jump away from their Medic, and Heavies that use Brass Beast, Huo Long, Shotgun, Eviction Notice and Holiday Punch just dropped dead

>>529084293
What's wrong with the Huo-Long Heater?

>>529085108
I just think it’s alright Spy repellent if you’re on a cart but I never have any use for it otherwise. If you manage to push through a chokehold with it it’s because everyone else did work to make that happen more than you did the work to get everyone past.
if you can get away running it an entire game you’re more than likely playing against a shit team and are also probably on a team that doesn’t have a Scouts pushing the cart instead.

>>529084293
this but only the soldiers

Question for tradefags
How much would you pay and sell a Strange Degreaser that has:
Halloween: Halloween Fire
Halloween: Exorcism
Specialize Killstreak (Sheen: Agonizing Emerald)

60 keys is the right ballpark?

>>529086214
>degreaser
One dollar and fifty-seven cents on the Steam Community Market.

>>529086214
yes, other sheens are around that price

>>529086636
i asked tradefags not retards

>fempyro posters paying 100 dollars for a degreaser
you cant make this up.

>>529086829
Only retards would use the degreaser.

>>529087305
correct

>>529086214
I'll give you about tree fiddy

>>529086214
I remember selling mine for 20 keys back a couple years ago... damn...

>>529086214
Spells are difficult to price because they have a somewhat narrow appeal, but Pyro players typically whale harder than others. There are a number of Degreasers with the same parameters as yours that have been sitting between 2 weeks and 8 months listed for between 50 and 58 keys, so probably around 40-45. The killstreak doesn't really add anything to the price because anyone who's buying a double spelled weapon will also want it to have a pro killstreak as well.

Really, you just have to wait for a buyer to come along and be willing to undercut other sellers. I figure you're asking about how much it's worth, I wouldn't buy such a thing myself.

>>529088039
>looking up the actual price of items you sold in the past
big mistake

>>529086805
>>529088314
I see. Thanks.

>>528993184
3 nigas on cart first post? finally, some justice in this world
fpbp

>>529088343
I don't really care because I have an Aussie double spelled flame thrower, I'm just like surprised it still shot up so much

Dead game
Dead general

I wish I had Steam friends like this... sigh...

steam friends

So guys, what's the consensus? Will Valve:

A. Add in a bunch of soulless community made maps to MVM, slap a tour together and fuck off till halloween.

B. Actually give us new aussies on top of it but nothing else.

C. Full fledged actual update where we get new weapons, a release video, new cases, maps, etc.

Personally I vote B because I'm a copium huffing retard and it's the most logical option if Valve wants to print money.

Anyone voting C is just brain damaged actually.

>>529097519
HA! not even half of A

>>529097519
Somewhere between A and B desu. Maybe a singular half assed aussie just as a fuck you.

>>529097636
Nigger look at their blog. They're doing something. And by that I mean they're getting some assets the community added together and throwing them into an update.

>>529084293
Holiday Punch is good though? Or you hate it because you got owned by it?

Found a new alternative to therapy
>join harvest 24/7
>equip Sticky Jumper
>sticky jump bomb snipers over and over until they switch classes

>>529097519
I think it's pretty much a given that they won't add more AU, unless A. workshoppers beg Eric literally every day with emails, or B. someone shows up at Valve's HQ with signs again

>>529097519
A with a pinch of C. Valve needs something to motivate players to play new maps and missions. Doubt they'll actually add new aussies.

>>529097519
Eric's email response implies it's just gonna be A with no new rewards

I saw a gibus soldier repeatedly trying to use the disciplinary action on the payload cart. They truly are fascinating creatures.

>>529098298
I hate it because 1. It enables shitter Heavies who receive my Kritzkrieg pop to go meleeing the enemy because "top kek so funneh he laff". I need to see the killfeed light up with 5+ kills on a Kritz, not one sole taunt kill. B. I prefer when Heavies use the Fists Of Steel for the 390 Kritz build

>>529080987
aftermatch sex with cream

>>529099915
He probably got confused because it works on friendly sentries.

>>529099915
>disciplinary action speeds up allies
>the cart is technically an ally
Makes logical sense, much like this guy trying to use a fire extinguisher

>>529100237
Zozzle that's fucking hilarious

>>529099649
I never saw an email from him, just the blogpost.

>>529100237
Let's be honest, this should work.

>>529101156
Workslopper asked him, leaked the email, now it spread everywhere

>>529101387
It should honestly

that email gets smaller every time its posted

>>529101721
No, you need glasses.

>>529102473
Jarvis, enlarge the file.

Eugene Hinkle

>>529101497
okay but what was the question?
>Will you be adding community made weapons or australiums?
If that was the question, his response is not that it's not gonna add australiums, just that they won't want to pay 30% on every mvm ticket that drops an aussie

How many pink cookies does it take just to get Eric to make a proper update?

>>529102848
Yes, it was specifically jewtuber Cipherlock asking if new killstreaks, australiums, etc were going to be added. He leaked it on discord BECAUSE he wanted to get paid for spending 5 minutes of work making new australiums https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3508208543

>>529101497
unfortunately I don't have an answer for you (aka I can't share anything publicly incase things change) =/= no new loot will be added
if you asked eric what hats will be added for summer this year he wouldn't share that either, do people forget nda is a thing?

>>529105629
It was a workslopper asking in private if they WANTED those things to be submitted though. That's a different thing entirely. He didn't ask what was going to be added just if they wanted people to make killstreaks, australiums, etc and saying "it's just maps and missions right now" makes it clear they're not considering other content right now.

>3 nigas on cart first post? finally, some justice in this world
>fpbp

>>529107000
Doing this but with Sniper

>>529100237
What would happen if you did this irl?

>>529107000
>>529107158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>3 nigas on cart first post? finally, some justice in this world
>fpbp

>>3 nigas on cart first post? finally, some justice in this world
>>fpbp

>>529103095
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3508208543
No thanks / Not interested

>529108225
underaged spamming toddler award
5 years on the pedophile altchan award

what upset the shartoid this time

>529108225
>underaged spamming toddler award
>5 years on the pedophile altchan award

this guy is so autistic. blud really has nothing better to do with his life than post woah jacks in the team fortress 2 general. his parents must be so proud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A

he's seething at what now?
ritual posters?

>>529108735
I can't imagine what leads someone's life to the point where they spam in a dead general of like 10 people on a New Mexican Trading Forum for attention

>this guy is so autistic. blud really has nothing better to do with his life than post woah jacks in the team fortress 2 general. his parents must be so proud.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A

>>529108637
snaildier is in the op and demofloyd (the underaged summer shartyfag) seethes endlessly about him for some reason.

>>529108931
Makes sense now, he's upset snaildier is beloved by so many and his DFloyd spam earlier was totally ignored

>he's seething at what now?
>ritual posters?

Is it a bad time to be in the general right now

I fucking love TF2 so much bros.

remember that every jak has embedded control points hidden in the metadata. the sharty is a literal pedophile honeypot. suckstart a shotgun

permaban all itoddlers

those posts are not related to team fortress 2.
quote this with a wojak if you're trans

>>528992509 (OP)
Why isn't Kogasatopia in the OP despite being a /bant/ server and getting more traffic than the dead Weeabootique and Konata?

the circle of life

captcha: MARRY femscout

blud is having a onions duel with himself. get a life. i can practically hear your mother sobbing in the background, you can be better than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>those posts are not related to team fortress 2.
>quote this with a wojak if you're trans

>blud is having a onions duel with himself. get a life. i can practically hear your mother sobbing in the background, you can be better than this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind people who create these woah jacks
what dreams of chronic and untreated mental illness

>>529110160
It did used to be in the OP, then /bant/ started raiding us repeatedly and bringing random drama from their discord server here so we took it out. Probably the reason why we're stuck with shartoids now in the first place

>>529107906
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav

>>529110160
>>529112373
Also Weeabootique isn't dead, it had 40 players just a few hours ago. It's only active on weekends.

>>529112373
comparing /bant/oids to shartards is like comparing a bird shitting on your car to the entire country of india.
they're both unpleasant, but one is astronomically worse.

>>529112656
I don't think that's an accurate comparison at all, it's more like indian americans and indians. They're basically the same, just immigrants

>>529112373
>Anthony
>Undertale characters
Could this be the identity of the poster who incessantly avatarfags with the same 3 characters to this day? >>529109219
>>529080987
>>529072179
>>529037507
Also I would rather have a mix of banters and sharty posters than just sharty posters so good job driving the banters away

>>529112819
nah
shartytrannies are the ultimate cancer, nothing can match how annoying they can get

>>529116001
Unlikely, this was years ago and that's not an undertale character.
>Also I would rather have a mix of banters and sharty posters than just sharty posters so good job driving the banters away
I'd rather have neither of those.

>>529116232
He posts Deltarune characters too, I should have specified.

>>529116602
Well you'd also be wrong there because that's neither. It's a Gumball character.
Either way Avatarfagging isn't specific to some guy on discord years ago and you're taking their shitposting at face value, there's a good chance none of the shit they said about this anthony person was true. There's a clear samefag falseflag in that screencap.

>>529108259
Yeah I look like this and say this
How did you know bro?

How do you use the Battalion's Backup? The sentry damage reduction is completely irrelevant. The damage resistance is not enough to be the deciding factor in any big push. The crit resistance is the only good thing about it because of how it completely cockblocks snipers, but the buff duration is too short for it to be much help. How are you supposed to use this thing?

>>529118981
In a push against a nest.
Or how I use it. Direct hit + battalions to dominate any server.

>>529118981
Use it when the enemy is pushing, it gives all of your teammates 150% effective HP so it's a very useful.

>>529118981
Use it in literally any team fight? It nullifies random crits, Kritzkrieg, headshots, and it makes Sentries useless if anyone more than a single person is attacking it, it protects the team from everything.

>>529118981
makes me immune to two pipes and makes demo niggers (niggers) seethe

Be sure to thank your Battalions soldiers for their service

>>528998608
>>529010117
No, I don't think I will.

>>529122793
Why is konata spying on them

>>528993556
>>528998561
>>529123494
smash, imho
t. MVM Heavy main

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4udu8nVGXlg
>tf2 players used to cycle between classes much more during a match, changing from one class to another when they got bored
>microtransactions, trading and and F2P gets introduced in 2010-2011
>people start getting custom weapons, items, or even spend money into cosmetics, so they get attached to a single class because of it and are less likely to cycle through different classes during a match
do you agree?

>>528998946
how it feels to play demoman and to not just hold rmb+lmb

>>529124043
She wants a kiss too

>>529124491
It takes a distinguished chad to have 4+ completed loadouts that they're proud of but it's possible, the class mains are in a prison of their own making

>>529124459
Baste.

https://youtu.be/OMwjT1llsuk?si=sl1w1j6F1HQIv95Y
will zesty review this one day

>>529123494
why.... I have been asking for months...

https://youtu.be/cy1Y87iNY-k?t=1722
>in the environment in TF2 where you're actually meant to be going at each other, they're not that angry
>it's when you have to work together when you get pissed off
I'm glad Zesty reminded me how bad the MvM community is, if it gets updated it won't address this problem

>>529124695
Holy shit... this will be amongst the greats of /tf2g/ culture for sure

Time to carry cute TC randoms :3

>>528992509 (OP)
>previous thread is completely nuked
what the fuck happened I wanted to check the (You)s on my bait goddamnit

>>529124719
Koishi is better

>>529124916
Oh I get it, TC is the roblox version of TF2.
Hardly shocking that 26dollar makes a thinly veiled pedo post.

>>529124719
It'll at least bring in more people to quell the lingering population of tacobot and other gambling addict types. Community servers will always be the superior choice for variety in both maps and players.

If you're not playing the mode to play the mode and just want to gamble you deserve to suffer. Just buy what you want.

>>529125065
happens all the time, to save resources.

>>529125065
Seems to be a rare archive glitch that happens sometimes. Use arch.b4k.dev instead

>>529125137
TC stands for Two Cities, pup.

>>529125238
Then that only makes it more bizarre, because who'd call a Two Cities player in 2025 cute

>>529125330
I would, because it's funny to see how the randoms play :3

Heralding11 your mom : watch this guy pick pyro
Patkány : me?
Patkány : I don't care
Heralding11 your mom : not you who do you think
Dossier was automatically assigned to team MANNCO
Heralding11 your mom : you ******* retard
Patkány : okay, bye
Patkány left the game (Client Disconnect)
Classic Two Cities experience.

people will watch one youtube video and then think they "main combat engineer" and never play anything else
its like the trans shit but more nefarious

>>529125540
least autistic MvM players

>>529125625
whats wrong with combat engineer

>>529127106
>>529125625
"Combat Engineer" isn't a viable playstyle because the Gunslinger is complete shit, it's for people who don't read stats and can't comprehend that it's a direct downgrade over the regular Sentry Gun for +25 HP (which does nothing).

>>529127876
holy fuckmeat

>>529127876
sex

Combat Engi is the more fun way to play, therefore the better way to play.

>>529127876
you can spam them on koth to keep scouts in check

>>529128374
OMG MEGUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>529128374
oooohhh megooomin

>>529128374
Only fun ways to play engi are
1. Ninja engineer
2. gunslinger but don't put up any minis, just use it for health, and blast people eternally with widowmaker

>>529127876
I really enjoy playing Gunslinger + Widowmaker Engineer. The sentry isn't there to get kills as much as it is to distract and be an alarm that tells you someone is nearby, and with Widowmaker you never have to stop firing. The ability to heal your team is nice too. I much prefer it to playing Scout.

>>528992509 (OP)
YOU DIDNT KILL ANY OF THEM

>>529127106
theres nothing wrong with combat engineer, whats wrong is having the mindset "i only want to play one class" or even worse "i only want to play one class with one specific loadout"

>do ninja shit, get behind enemy lines all the way to their spawn
>destroy their tele, try to spawncamp
>get chased by a sniper, headshots me as I try to run away
>taunts after kill
>because I have a mod installed, the taunt is him doing the gangnam style
>immediately after taunt disconnects from the game so he disappears eerily
>because he left, I get autobalanced right after this happens
>I destroyed the tele so I can't even get to the front lines

>>529127876
if you look past the stats you will find that the inferior cost of the minisentries and the superior build speed makes them easy to spam. You can place 2 minis one after the other with 200 metal whereas you can only place 1 normal sentry with that amount of metal. Also if you use the Wrangler, that mini will have effectively more HP than a LvL3 sentry while the shield is active, which is a testament to how fucking retarded and OP wrangler is

>>529136002
I think the panels are in the reverse order there, friend :)

Doing screenshots of the maps being playtested in TF2 Classic

>doing screenshots
sar

>>529142410
Give map names, nigga

>>529145681
in post order
koth_cavity
vipr_chopper
dom_carts
koth_blender (4teams mode)
koth_winery
cp_victoria

we've been playtesting these on tf2 classic for the past month or so

>>529124916
how do you carry in MvM? what classes and build? I haven't played TF2 in years but I plan on trying MvM again when they release new maps

>>529146808
What class do you enjoy the most, anon? or what class do you wanna carry on, I guess

>>529147097
I like soldier, pyro and heavy most

>>529146539
where?

>>529147361
by that I meant what server

>>529146539
Shame that this is what the mod I created in 2014 (which I get no credit for these days) has turned into.

>>529147292
sure here's an example with soldier
use beggars and conch (buff banner when tank wave/during tank)
max out reload first, then 1 tick of rocket specialist then dmg to max, rest is whatever works for you
ammo cans, use them, they are cheap, and helps plenty.
here's an example of me as soldier on botbash, beggars is your best friend and so is the conch.
never fully reload your beggars to unleash rocket barrage, tap m1 to shoot rockets constantly at very fast speed (why max reload is goated there) and with firing speed, that makes it even more broken and fast.
sorry if hard to understand im very sleepy atm lol

>>529147527
these are not official TF2C maps, they are custom maps made by the community
i think koth_cavity, vipr_chopper and cp_victoria are the most promising
koth_blender only sucks because of 4 teams mode, it could be okay if it was regular koth and its got tc_hydro vibes

>>529147719
Thanks, screenshotting this for when I play

>>529147483
we just finished the "hammer month" event to playtest these on pugs in TF2C
https://comptf2c.com/
You can probably still find them on TF2C Mapper community events, join the discord to get notified
https://discord.com/invite/XdMdgPMUeC

>>529147483
>>529147908
actually today is the last pug night of the hammer month
its 19:00 EST (01:30 CET)
https://discord.com/invite/Z7QRYGt8Yn

Scout should have a laser gun as a secondary weapon that is capable of tropospheric scattering (it can bounce off the skybox). The main purpose of this would be to destroy sentry guns you couldn't otherwise hit.

>>529152580
>>529152687
@DF thoughts?

i have 2400 hours in the game and i never learned to rocket jump more than once in a row.

>>529153281
this is why hours are meaningless
people can start playing comp or getting deep into game mechanics at 300 hours, or they can start doing that at 5000 hours
a guy who has 1500 hours and plays comp will almost always obliterate any 5000 hours pubber who wasted most of his playtime doing conga

yeah except comp hasn't existed for like 10 fucking years you retarded cunt, nor should it have.

>>529153559
what do you mean? i got a gold medal like 2 years ago..

>>529153559
triggered

enjoy the 17 hour queue compfaggots

i dont play comp just observed a melty

Why are some of you guys so angry

>>529153694
valve comp is a meme, but comp still have existed for a long time :) community comp ^_^

Solarlight stop posting please
comp isn't the "future" nor will it ever be, give up

compfags feel free to head over to overwatch instead. tf2 is a fun chads game.

>makes everyone seethe at compoids
based

>>529153694
nobody plays valve comp retard
>>529153786
>>529154028
Comp TF2 is fun
Overwatch isnt
thats why overwatch needs to throw millions into tournaments to have a comp scene, and comp tf2 has been living with symbolic prizes for 18 years, since the very start in 2007
Do you guys really think comp guys are masochists or some shit? Why else would they play competitive TF2 other than finding it fun and rewarding?

>highest viewers for tf2 on twitch right now is 26

LMFAO. me and the compbros literally cannot stop laughing in the discord.

>>529154563
Who said anything about Ovewatch?
Comp will always be shit, specially 6v6

>>529147719
>Femboy-Cat
Smash

i do have to say, straight up homie, anything short of 12v12 is gay as fuck to me in a shooter.

>>529155037
desu 16v16 should be the standard for bigger maps where they can fit. Most zoomers don't know that 32-player servers used to be pretty popular.

>>529154894
>Who said anything about Ovewatch?
This guy >>529154028
Comp is fun as fuck and i feel sorry for the people who refuse to try it because they're missing out on a pretty fun thing to do with ur friends

>>529155203
one thing i can't help but notice is that yes 6v6 teams are indeed consisted of friend groups, said friend groups are also usually extremely unfunny shitposters, meanwhile highlander teams feel more like gatherings of different individuals who were brought together towards a common goal
>>529154563 like just look at those retarded ass discord in-joke binds and the "minimalist" names, do i need to say anything more, for some reason most 6v6 people are like this

>>529155203
9v9 was fun, 6v6 was a boring repetitive slop that i'm never playing again
I still prefer pubbing though, but OK it's not as shittty as I said on my previous post

>>529154563
I will always think 6v6 is an unholy format for TF2, you know, the game with NINE classes
Since Meet Your Match I have never once touched comp, but I learned recently that apparently 9v9 comp exists? Which I imagine is not popular because I've only ever heard of 6v6 up until recently.

>>529156147
highlander is for people who want to play a Class based shooter, 6v6 is for people who want to play Quake but are scared of getting trounced by Quake no-lifers.

I still can't believe the bot crisis is over. Do we know anything about the details of how they solved it?

>>529157504
Tf2 does not play like quake

>>529158484
valve put an intern to ban most known bot hosters, then to manually check all in-game and steam profile cheat reports

>>529158459
not demofloyd

>>529159098
there's 0 proof this is the case

>>529158589
Tell that to 6s fags.

>>529159251
my proof is that valve will never update their anti cheat systems

>>529159251
Then why haven't they stopped botgods in cs and dota?

Greetings, does anyone know of any communities or services where I can borrow hats/weapons(maybe taunts)?
I'm fine with pawning items in return.

Dead game
Dead general

shut the fuck up nigger

>>529164841
have you considered the general does not exist to entertain you personally

>529166127
Refer to >>529153771
>>529166271
Why would I do that?

Compfags aren't the enemy.
Solarlight and Uncle Dane, people who want to "bridge the gap" and make casual more similar to competitive, are. These two are comp rejects who couldn't hack it in the big leagues. You don't see real compfags like b4nny arguing for the removal of RANDOM CRITS from casual, you don't see true compfags like b4nny arguing for mandatory class limits in casual.
The people who want to "bridge the gap" and argue for "trickle down balancing" aren't comp players. They're failed comp rejects like Uncle Dane. Compfags understand that competitive tf2 is basically an entirely different game compared to casual tf2.

>>529167714
Yeah but how does Zesty Jesus fit in all of this

>>529167714
I've said this before, Youtubers shilling for comp and their moron sheep fanbases have done more damage to the reputation of compfags than Zesty ever has.
Legitimately there was zero (0 (zilch (nil))) tension before they started pushing TF2 as the next melee and Zesty has only ever been the one guy willing to voice the toughs of people who are smelling the shit coming out of TF2buer communities mouth.

>>529167714
Casual and Valve comp have nothing to do with comp either. Even comp has timelimits (around 30 minutes) which arent too far off from old quickplay timelimits (45 mins)
Pretty much all compfags consider Valve comp just a 6v6 pub/casual with excessively long queue times

>>529167913
Zesty really dropped the ball. He should have shifted more blame onto people such as Uncle Dane, and Solarlight.
You don't see real compfags like b4nny justifying the Base Jumper nerf. If you've seen those essay-long comments SolarLight leaves on Youtube comments sections and reddit comments, he still thinks the Base Jumper is overpowered EVEN IN ITS CURRENT STATE. Even Uncle Dane, Mr. "Remove random crits", Mr. "Trickle-down balancing" himself, is beginning to walk back on his bullshit and realize that he was in the wrong. I used to hate compfags until I realized that it's not the true compfags who are to blame for your fun weapons getting nerfed. It's the shitters like Uncle Dane and SolarLight who so desperately want to be accepted by the competitive scene, yet lack the skills to do so.
if you go on b4nny's stream and say "the base jumper nerf was unjustified", he will probably agree with you. If you go on SolarLight's stream and say the same, he will launch into a tirade defending the Base Jumper nerf, and he will even claim that the Base Jumper wasn't nerfed ENOUGH.
Compfags ban weapons because they don't want them in their meta. Some of their bans don't make much sense (I'm still confused about why Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol is banned), but they aren't enforcing any rules onto you, the casual player. If compfags ban a weapon because they find that it harms their meta, that's fine. Nobody thinks the Reserve Shooter is overpowered in 12v12.
The problem is that Valve looks at these bans and doesn't seem to understand that the compfags' 6s format with a heavily curated ruleset and the looser 12v12 casual format are two completely different games with completely different balancing. 6s players ban weapons because they're overpowered or unfun in THEIR format which is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from 12v12. Just because compfags are banning a weapon in their format does NOT mean that it's remotely problematic in 12v12.

>>529169875
The trvthmoab that killed Soilarlightfags

>>529167714
even using an example from this general. I don't think many people know this but hemorrhoids who constantly posts 6s webms is the guy who created serverbrowser.tf
https://github.com/serverbrowser-tf/serverbrowser.tf/blob/master/server/src/api/login.ts#L28

Another issue arises when people like Uncle Dane and SolarLight defend these weapon nerfs, claiming that the comp players are not to blame, (which is true), but they fail to provide context.
6s and 12v12 are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAMES WITH DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT RULESETS AND WEAPON BALANCE IS AFFECTED BY THESE CONTRASTING RULESETS, TEAM SIZES, CLASS LIMITS, AND MAP POOLS. Some of the weapons compfags deem overpowered, such as the old caber that could 1shot Medics, are completely fine in casual because of the difference in format. In 6s, a demoman could equip the sticky jumper and pretty easily get to a Medic with his caber due to the smaller team sizes. In casual, a Demoman trying to do the same would likely get shut down by sentries or shot out of the sky by the Medic's pocket Heavy. Heavy and Engineer, two forms of counterplay for the Demoman suicide caber strategy, aren't to be seen in 6s.
It's actually pretty rare to see a weapon that's considered overpowered in both 6s and 12v12, the only examples I can think of are the Wrangler and the Vaccinator, which were oddly untouched by the Jungle Inferno patch.
Valve doesn't seem to understand that comp 6s and casual 12v12s are entirely different games with entirely different balancing. Trickle-down balancing is retarded, because as previously discussed, many of the "overpowered" weapons in comp 6s are completely fine in 12v12 casual.
But you don't see retards like SolarLight or Uncle Dane making this argument. Valve IS to blame for these fun weapons getting nerfed, but you don't hear these nerf apologists explaining that 6s and 12v12 are two entirely different games and that a weapon banned in comp 6s is most likely fine in casual 12v12, there's actually very little overlap between weapons that are considered overpowered in both formats.
When people like SolarLight and Uncle Dane claim that Valve alone is to blame yet neglect to provide the aforementioned context, compfags get wrongly blamed.

>>529158484
I met some bots the other day, it's far from over

>>529169875
ive been opposing casual since the start for being responsible for killing community servers but people will shit on me for being a compfag so i dont participate in pro-quickplay communities
>>529171541
oh nice didnt know hemo did that

>>529172210
>people will shit on me for being a compfag so i dont participate in pro-quickplay communities
>i had one bad experience so the entire pro-quickplay movement is to blame and i will do my best to slander it

>>529172210
you just need to explain how compfags are completely innocent, didn't ask for casual matchmaking, and didn't ask for weapon nerfs.
I don't think compfags will escape their wrongfully earned reputation until one of the higher ups calls SolarLight and/or Uncle Dane out on their bullshit.

Compfags forced Valve against their will to make all of the negative changes that ruined the game (weapon nerfs, matchmaking).

Dg
Dg

Compfags killed my parents, casted a plague on my household, ate my homework, and forced Valve not to ship Neo Tokyo and Team Serviced with their albedo sheen.

>>529172332
>i had one bad experience so the entire pro-quickplay movement is to blame and i will do my best to slander it
nice projection, im just not gonna join a community thats anti-me

>>529172715
>compfags are completely innocent
compfags dont own Team Fortress 2, Valve does
>didn't ask for casual matchmaking
but compfags didn't ask ever for casual matchmaking, that was a complete surprise to everyone

compfags did ask for matchmaking
competitive matchmaking. as in pugs. as in community 6s
valve's matchmaking was so bad that compfags actually left the game in droves to games like overwatch who had a company that understood what compfags actually wanted

uh, thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmQqiNbO800

>>529183859
>0:09
>jumps, speedshots, and kills a sniper
>suddenly 2 hp with no one shooting at him
yep. it's tf2uber timer

>>529183859
Nothing ever happens

>>529184118
he probably got grazed by a hitscan from one of these guys

do i sell my australium sniper rifle and buy deltarune and touhou games

>>529184646
Yes for Deltarune.
But no 2hu. 2hu bad because it’s cringe and Zesty probably likes it.

>>529185352
but zesty is against the poorium so i'm with zesty

>>529185352
>>529185472
literally making decisions because of what one mediocre youtuber thinks

>>529185472
Then you are lost.

>>529183859
This is 100% like the stonetoss burger comic except with a guy reading out pricetags for dumb hats.

>>529185906
Instead of posting the context to your post you instead upload different picture altogether?

>>529186313
Gooners are cumpulsive what else is new?

>BA x TF2 collab announcement coming this monday
>Source: dude trust me

What if Valve just bans BA on Steam?

the quality of tf2 discussion here has skyrocketed, i wonder why

>>529187389
shupo tummy....

Zesty Jesus x Blue Archive

>>529183859
there has to be reruns of limited edition stuff to solve those three issues, content updates are not enough

>>529169875
>Uncle Dane, Mr. "Remove random crits", Mr. "Trickle-down balancing" himself, is beginning to walk back on his bullshit and realize that he was in the wrong.
who cares, the game is already ruined.
he pushed everything that turned tf2 for the worse and then went "teehee oops ackshually tf2 is casual and you can play however you like!". what a fucking retard pedo.

my girlfriend is probably cheating on me, what should i do (2 her)?

>>529188652
taunt with the equalizer irl

>>529187389
>>529187725
Finally

what were your engineer moments IRL?
>be me
>buy small inflatable kayak
>seats are too mushy
>saw a beach chair in half and put the top half on the kayak
>instantly better
>add one of those tiny surfboards for kids to the base for extra rigidity
>instantly feels so much better instead of feeling the currents on my butt when sitting down

>>529189080
If I told you I would get banned for being very degenerate and “off-topic” despite my 300 IQ being very in line with the character Engineer from the hit shovelware gambling simulator videogame TF2

>>529188816
good idea, anon

>>529190503
Get all dirt you can on her for a few weeks before dumping her, humilliating her as much as possible, and holding a grudge for the rest of your life

Months almost over boys
Hope you didn’t waste it

>>529190969
what am I gonna do with my pride decals now...

>>529188652
Dump her and get a merc husband
He’ll never leave you bro

>>529191345
Just put furry porn on it like you usually do you homo

On my hands and knees begging this community to stop playing meme shit loadouts when the entire enemy team is full of people who will die IRL if their mouse accidentally hovers over a non-meta item in their loadout screen.

>>529192673
You will get 5 demoknights and you will like it

>>529191631
Or a pyro wife. She'll never leave (and would probably kill you if you tried to leave, but that's the tradeoff)

Trolldier

>>529194776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ci_d_KKCQ

>>529190826
>>529191631
aside from dumping her and humiliating her, i need more ways to make her suffer

>>529188652
Dump her and move on?

>>529197078
Have tons of gay sex, get aids then give it to her then dump her.

>>529197390
anon...

>>529189041
Why are the mercs recording 2 brats

>>529201617
It's um... for a school project

>>529201696
Scout…

>>529201696
Heavy...

>>529201806
>>529202068
I uh... meant it's for THEIR school project and they wanted help with it

>>529174563
Valve did that themselves under zero pressure actually. The game wouldn't have compfags in the first place if Valve didn't think they could milk money out of them.

…

>>529209675
sniper after purchasing shoulder animal cosmetics

>>BA x TF2 collab announcement coming this monday
>>Source: dude trust me

>>529203047
such a good sport :)

f1, it's a bot

shupo tummy....

>>529209675
Cutie

oh look it's anime website time

Soldier is a class that I occasionally want to play more, but I feel like my team is never good enough and I always have to go back to Demo

>mfw have been assmad at the razorback existing for over 16 years and it's never going to stop
>just use a gun!
It's the principle of that nigger tier thing existing. It should not. Full stop. Sniper has had it easy since they did an undocumented change to the Spy's decloak volume a bit after the cloak ammo pickup change, he's low risk high reward and should be shit on by the worst class in the game to compensate for being such a faggot bitchmade cuck he has to go long range behind over 1000 effective health unless he's retarded and positions wrong

>>529213935
Just go battalions, that defense buff can carry even the most retarded shitbad pyros to a W

>>529209675
what would be the 4chan cosmetic

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>>529220008
F1

>>529220008
F1

>>529220008
F1

>>529220008
F1

What is serverblight and why do I keep hearing 12 year olds mentioning it everywhere?

>>529221525
Gen Alpha has discovered Source games and think it's le creepy because it's... le old
Dude what if the server was empty but it wasn't actually empty it was haunted???

>>529220008
F1

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Wait, why does Demofloyd make libtards seethe? There's nothing inherently racist about it. They wouldn't happen to be projecting thoughts and feelings onto it by chance? Perhaps this a Muhamad type situation where's it's illegal to depict him?

>>529222036
>depicting a dead person as a videogame character CLEARLY for a joke is not inherently racist
I'm racist and come on now

>>529209675
All Sniper defenders should be required to wear that.

>>>529222124
>>depicting a dead person as a videogame character CLEARLY for a joke is not inherently racist
>I'm racist and come on now

>>529222036
have you considered talking about the game instead of being a retard

>>529221665
That sounds fucking gay.

>>529222036
I don't like it because it's disrespectful to Tavish DeGroot, a hardworking, respectable family man, who puts his life on the line every day in an incredibly perilous line of work to provide for his aging, invalid mother, to juxtapose him with a criminal lowlife who ROBBED A PREGNANT WOMAN AT GUNPOINT.

>>529222360
It is, Gen Alpha has no imagination and everything has to be horrorslop with them
>dude the game is haunted, the characters are like... evil and they assimilate you!! the spy came at me and he played a voice line but then he ATE ME!! AAAAAA

>>>529222337
>have you considered talking about the game instead of being a retard

>>529222124
>>529222337
>download photo of Jiiorju Furroido
>open photoshop
>edit photo so he looks like the demoman
Where's the racism? So what if he's dead. Are we not allowed to edit photos of historical people? I'm dead serious BTW. The fact that Uncle Grandpa Servers ban people for having a Demofloyd ava by default is absurd and they are projecting. What if I am using the picture to venerate his memory? Nope, just assume I'm a bloody racist and ban me.

>>>529222036
>I don't like it because it's disrespectful to Tavish DeGroot, a hardworking, respectable family man, who puts his life on the line every day in an incredibly perilous line of work to provide for his aging, invalid mother, to juxtapose him with a criminal lowlife who ROBBED A PREGNANT WOMAN AT GUNPOINT.

>>529222650
>What if I am using the picture to venerate his memory?
No one believes you *humming*

>>529217390
Who cares really. It's only a problem if the sniper is actually good at positioning and is getting pocketed because you can practically 2 shot him point blank

>>>529222124
>>>529222337
>>download photo of Jiiorju Furroido
>>open photoshop
>>edit photo so he looks like the demoman
>Where's the racism? So what if he's dead. Are we not allowed to edit photos of historical people? I'm dead serious BTW. The fact that Uncle Grandpa Servers ban people for having a Demofloyd ava by default is absurd and they are projecting. What if I am using the picture to venerate his memory? Nope, just assume I'm a bloody racist and ban me.

>it's having another melty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A

>>>529222650
>>What if I am using the picture to venerate his memory?
>No one believes you *humming*

>>529223129
His lack of a life reminds me of the bot problem in the hit video game Team Fortress 2.
Hopefully this too will be taken care of.

>>it's having another melty
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A

>>>529223129
>His lack of a life reminds me of the bot problem in the hit video game Team Fortress 2.
>Hopefully this too will be taken care of.

>>>529221525
>Gen Alpha has discovered Source games and think it's le creepy because it's... le old
>Dude what if the server was empty but it wasn't actually empty it was haunted???

I think the jakspammer is admitting he's underage alphaer with that post

at least post team fortress 2 woahjacks

>>>529221665
>That sounds fucking gay.

>>529223847
every jakspammer is underage. anyone 20 or older is considered a boomer on that website.
when i said i was 21, i got banned for being "overage"

>>529224076
>when i said i was 21, i got banned for being "overage"
Jesus christ, what a shithole.

What if Demo had a secondary that was basically a nerfed version of his pill launcher? Like give it a capacity of 2 or 3 and make it a bit less damage. Valve never really addressed people who hate the sticky launcher AND demoknight who also want to be useful to the team. I feel like such a weapon would make useful Demo about as common as a typical Soldier which would be healthy for the game.

just give demoman the gunboats

>>>529223847
>every jakspammer is underage. anyone 20 or older is considered a boomer on that website.
>when i said i was 21, i got banned for being "overage"

>>529223847
worse
he's a ruskie
less than human

>>529224256
The Sticky Jumper is better. Nobody wants to fucking pill jump.

>>529224329
why is every schizo on this site russian

>>529224385
who said anything about pill jumping? I want to cannon jump around the map.

>>>529224076
>>when i said i was 21, i got banned for being "overage"
>Jesus christ, what a shithole.

are you retarded? I'm 21, I'm a zoomer, not a shitlinneal. but i guess you don't have any woah jacks saved to mock my generation.

>>>529223847
>worse
>he's a ruskie
>less than human

>>529224076
to be fair, that actually makes perfect sense.
i would be more concerned if there was a 20+ year old still giggling to himself while making those woah jacks on that shithole of a website.
you got banned for your own good.

>>>529224076
>to be fair, that actually makes perfect sense.
>i would be more concerned if there was a 20+ year old still giggling to himself while making those woah jacks on that shithole of a website.
>you got banned for your own good.

male zoomers (like me) overwhelmingly voted for trump (which I did)

>>529224765
>394
That's a no. Dude can't even 'jak right, the zoomerjak is RIGHT THERE and he's not using it. Sad.

>>529220008
Vote passed, player has been banned!

>>529225909
Thank you!

>Pyro players will always be named the most "haha random = funny" names or some trans shit
What horrendous conditions are required to breed this type of creature.
We must nip this issue in the bud

Its borderline a scam that you can still get dropped killstreak kits for weapons that are both unobtainable and untradeable. I'm coping that they'll finally do something about that.

>>529227503
it's still useful to people that have said weapons, what bothers me more is that two cities is the only tour with the loot I care about
also oil spill is an actual scam

>>529227503
but think of the economy, if you were guaranteed to get a minimally useful killstreak kit for completing a tour of duty, it would make my mean green festivized specialized killstreak spirit of halloween family business (field tested) worth 0.001% less

What it could have been for Scout.

>>529230176
Is this Zootopia?

>>528992509 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLApyxz-QOY

>Was tracking a green black hole team captain that appeared on the market like a week ago
>It disappeared into a private backpack

So most of the unusual team captains are in private backpacks now. Crazy

>>529231296
how antisemitic of you to say that

>>529230176
>>529230282
The fucking Shakira antelope? That's a crackship if I ever saw one

why does the replay feature not work in casual

>>529231576
Her name is Gazelle retard

>>529231852
Gazelles are not found in Japan.

>>529231852
Gazelles are a kind of antelope and that movie came out 9 years ago dumbass sorry I didn't memorize all the characters

>>529231994
Her name is Gizzelle and she's played by Gisele, that is the only reason I even remember her name
That and I jerked it a bunch to her

>>529232054
No, the other anon had it right it's Gazelle and she was played by Shakira which is why her hips don't lie

Am I a pleb for just liking Judy porn only

>>529232194
yes

>>529232539
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>>529231809
It had no place in Jill's perfect matchmaking system. It must be flawless and the replay feature was a blemish. Same with coaching.

>>529232539
DOCTOR!

>>529231361
Kek. I wanted to buy it but not for fucking 9k usd. Watching in real time as the last of the available classic unusual hats/miscs disappear

>>529233175
I really wish Valve would do an unannounced rerelease of all classic Halloween effects one October with the old increased drop rate. Crater the prices all in one go.

>>529233175
i still hate valve for retiring the old unusual cosmetic drop list in favor of cases which only have the specific hats in unusual, it made all the actual good unusuals obscenely rare

>>529233656
As glorious as it would be nobody at valve is ever going to do shit for tf2 unless we get a sequel or they whore out hats to some platforming game or some shit. The whales will continue to hoard their "rare and valuable" unusuals uncontested while we get emporium slop cases. The only hope is if you could convince them that re-releasing the old effects for some fomo fortnite model is more profitable. And if I manage to get what I want from these god damn jews it'll be like another 2 hats off the market

>>529232584
did anyone actually use the coaching feature

>>529234320
STAR_ did for a vid

>>529192673
ummm compie alert? tf2 is meant to be unbalanced and chaotic!! you will have a team full of friendlies and you will like it