>Patch 7.25 Notes
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>Meetups
• June 27, 3:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass team in VGL24 HELL'S WILD CARD Round 1*
• June 27, 8:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 49 | Donkey Kong Country watch-along
• June 28, 7:00 PM PST | Lord of the Rings (1978 Animated Film) | Crystal, Balmung Lavender Beds W19 P28
• June 28, 8:00 PM EDT | Seraph, LB W28 P28 | Femlala Tea Party: Princess Kaguya, The Cat Returns
• June 29, 5:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Marilith, Ultima Thule, Base Omicron | Shared FATE meetup
• June 29, 7:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Zalera, Gold Saucer, Manderville Tables | Weekly Mahjong Club
• June 28, 4:00 PM EDT | Materia, Sophia, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | EU RP meet https://uminekoteahouse.carrd.co/
• July 2, 7:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Kugane, Umineko Teahouse | NA RP meet https://uminekoteahouse.carrd.co/

Previous >>528998615

sunnies

I hope you have a good day today anon.

You shall be twisted by the envy that drives you.

Post your wildwoods/duskies

I wanna make an elezen alt for balmung

>>529012773
>WEG

>>529012773
It should've been me

my femezen is

>>529012685
Gas myself? Then why are you people posting it whenever I post my character?

>>529012842
Gonna get her ears fondled and sucked on when she least expects it.

>>529012847
https://files.catbox.moe/xzcq50.mp4

I need femlalas interested in ASMR content

>>529012842
rather than does

>>529012695
Good morning and thank you bro, hope the same for you. Hope you can make it to the cafe tonight!

Any nigga dick loving snow bunnies wanna get knocked up with my ugly ass mixed child?

I LOVE bloonies

>>529012730

>>529012917
It's whatever, you people will forget that anyway

>>529012917
>>529012847
Hot, my moonie wants to get niled too now.

>>529013034
Hot

>>529012925
my femlala prefers mukbang….

Why does this keep happening?

>>529012914
she wears ears protection

why are they pretending they didn't make a post going
>oh no someone is going to post that webm every time I post
as if that wasn't what they wanted

>>529013034
Thigh gap to die for

I play casual CC just to get on the nerves of the ranked sweaties who queue up to pubstomp. Sure they win, but I make them so mad they chase me around the entire map 15 times.

>>529012695
gm king

>>529012974
gm king

>>529013128
because outside of you and 1 other schizo nobody actually cares

>>529013208
DNC/NIN moment

>>529013208
Matches only last 5 minutes on average...
So you mean they chase you for 30 seconds and leave? The optimal amount of chasing?

>>529013208
>ranked sweaties who queue up to pubstomp
who would this even describe

which femra voice is the best

>>529012786
This is a nice image. (:
>>529012695
You too!

>>529013185
I was horny, I didn't rape/abuse anyone I don't deserve to reminded of my mistake everytime I post my cat itt. I regret and I wish people would stop posting that. Please?

>>529013283
Good morning to you as well king! /pet

>>529013308
>nobody actually cares
Holy cope

so long, autistic middie

I told a Eulmore resident to eat shit and Vauthry banished me not only from Kholusia, but all of Norvrandt for a month. On some trumped up charges of "disturbing the peace". I got a haircut and changed my clothes and snuck back in though. Some people are so fragile...

Croc is one ugly ass nigga how you guys let him plap you?

>>529013394
name 1 person it actually impacted

>>529013356
this is so fake

>>529013483
>>529013457
>>529013394
>>529013308
>>529013128
>>529012917
>>529012847
Samefag

>>529012730
As an independent cough cough totally not a cool femra i think you should make a face 3

>>529013346
>Play ranked
>Get frustrated after a day of little progress
>Decide to play casuals
>Abuse exploits to get queued up with your buddies
>Stomp casuals to feel better about yourselves
Every wondered what was happening when your CC queue popped but then immediately failed 5-10 times in a row? They're stacking the deck, trying to make sure they're all in the same match.

>>529013554
Why are you quoting your own posts?

>>529013457
any autistic gooner willing to gpose above-average quality pics of people's toons will be sought after

>>529013559
Jesus

>>529013346
Key Leth and her stack is a good example

>femlala melting in my solo FC again

>>529013331
>Matches only last 5 minutes on average...
On what planet? All mine are 10+.

>>529013483
It seems to have impacted the cat himself with the way he cries when anyone brings it up.

>>529013346
Sensus Casual Stack
Key Leth Casual Stack
Son Giyu's Stack

>>529013685
my bad it will happen again

>>529012695
Gmgm, hoping your day is just as lovely!

>>529013657
>he thinks they’re above average pics
You guys have no standards whatsoever

>>529013512
it is
>self aware enough to understand the situation
>but somehow not self aware enough to stop posting their blacked humiliation RP in the thread and how they regret it and "please don't make fun of me guys :)"

Overpower is a gain on 2

>>529013685
My Solo fc is cool and moist

>>529013116
Sorry, serious ear play only

>>529013660
i... that group has grown by 5 since I took that pic...

>>529013685
Sorry but you will have to kick her, there was this schizo in my solo FC that was insufferable, so I had to pull the trigger

>>529013657
they're average at best on a very good day

>>529013805
this whole thing is so artificial

>>529013798
for the slop most people pose in this thread? they're above average

Do you think G'raha would take responsibility or flee the planet if he got a woman pregnant

>>529014005
>woman pregnant
i dont think you really get the character at all

>>529014005
He'd have a heart attack, assuming he survives that he'd take full responsibility but maybe get depressed.
Also in a realistic scenario he'd be the one getting pregnant.

>>529013805
>Retarded that did something he regrets while horny is still retarded when he isn't horny
It checks out.

>>529013657
Any quality or effort that goes on the croc's pics gets thrown in the bin by his extremely ugly modbeast.

>>529013953
It is one of the most shameless attempts to get attention in a long while.

>>528425028
Post femra that look like this

Okay. Plapping people is fine but I refuse to believe anyone looked at that Crocnigger and thought "Yeah I'll let it plap"???
HELLO???
YOU CAN'T BE THAT HORNY, RIGHT??

>>529014005
He is a homosexual, like all Catboys.

>>529014072
He's straight and made for my moonie...

>>529014092
No he'd impregnate me (moonie WoL with a womb growing older every day)

>>529013356
You made a choice and went through it. Don't defend yourself saying it was a mistake even if you regret it. Find a way to block out those who will make fun of you for the decision you made, because that will make things easier on yourself and they will stop gassing it up if they no longer get the reactions they want from bringing this up. If you really want them to stop bringing attention to it, then ignore them instead of asking them to stop.

>>529013356

i am now
a femra

I wish you guys weren't so obsessed with erp and 'plapping' eachother sometimes

>>529014185
It was really hot :3

>>529013394
How do they care other than spamming the thread on how they think it's funny? People are going to keep doing ESL dirty talk with ZN while he makes a webm

>>529014246
heh

>>529014219
Yeah but people are saying it's me trying to get "threadcred" or whatever. Anyway, I will just ignore them from now on, I'm sure it's just some bored dude trying to make me feel bad.

>>529014303
Only some here are. Others aren't.

>>529014005
The former most likely.

>>529014303
this is why I had to stop erping with xivg

This thread feels like one schizo talking to himself while others try to awkwardly ignore him and change the subject

>>529014361
You weren't supposed to start in the first place. There's vidya to gaem.

>>529014338
I'd say the majority definitely are, I know there are some that are not since I am one of those few
>>529014361
I'm not trying to shit on people who do erp but fuck me it's a bit much when it's all some of these anons post about

>>529014330
you do realize by keep posting these screenshots of IDs don't prove anything and just make it seem more obvious right

>>529014330
>It's one guy, more than one person couldn't possibly be making fun of me!
Can't wait to see what your next name/fanta will be.

>>529014330
>some bored dude trying to make me feel bad
Yeah, because you're making it extremely obvious it bothers you a lot, to the point people are questioning if you're even genuine

>>529014303
No one is obsessed with that. They're only obsessed when others do it and they aren't involved in it.
>>529014379
It's two (2) whole schizos doing that.
Did you see the threads when 7.25 launched? The entire thread was mostly those two circle jerking each other and making up three quarters of the post. Not enough normal people were posting to drown them out because they were too busy playing the game.
Just the occasional screenshot of the game of someone seeing someone they thought was new, but it was all drowned out by the schizos spamming to no audience.

>>529014492
When you browse the thread enough you can make educated guesses

>>529014349
Dragonfucker!!!!! I remember you

Still don't wanna be friends but *feeds gorilla snacks*

>>529014246
what kind of nigger would censor the word faggot?

>>529014580
Well I hate to say it but I guess you are retarded then because it's at least two people.

>>529014492
And you'll never figure it out

>>529014303
Agreed, I'm so glad this kind of stuff doesn't carry over or translate to in-game.

I base most of my self worth on how many people I ERP and plap.

>>529014330
It probably is, with a couple of other bored dudes jumping in because there isn't much going on in these threads at this hour. Keep posting as usual and ignore the retards bringing it up.

Alright, say your WoL is in their final stand against whatever amount of opponents. What starts playing?
I'll go with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVfWq_AQEWQ
>>529014608
Oh hell yeah! My favourit- why do they taste like impending doom?
>>529014379
Shshshshshhss don't pay attention to it beyond reading this post and making your own, eventually they'll burn out.

>>529012730
wildwood post

>>529014638
wow 2 people instead of 1

that's how I know it's 1, only a shitposter would go
>uh actually it's 2 people
>please don't think its 1
>if you think it's 1 you'll know its me
>but if you think it's 2 then YOURE WRONG LMAO YOURE A FUCKING RETARD
>ok good hopefully he fell for that

>>529014645
I got bullied in-game because of the thread

>>529014730
Doom flavored snacks were on sale

I guess they use like cucumber extract

>>529014639
I will

>>529014361
This is why I started erping with xivg. Watching the thread schizos rage about it makes it hotter

My femra wants to feed a cute femezen apple slices

>>529014804
Oh that's not even me lmao

>>529014737
Thieving the color scheme

>>529014668
Can you plap me

>>529014737
My wild wife from the woods

>>529012730
to balance it out, here's my two old duskies+ the one I was going to fanta to before deciding to go for a bunny instead in ShB, the drow PVP hair one is probably my favorite one in retrospect but femezen never really fit me so it's not much of a loss that I never played it beyond CMtools/Anam

>>529014782
Report them in game and you win.

>>529014608
>gorilla snacks
Every time I see gorilla snacks I am reminded I watched a grown man eat these fuckin things

>>529014887
Can you make sure she doesn't die from the heat too?

>>529014961
You can plap ME

Hello chat! What's the drama today?

>>529014330
i dont care enough about it to schizo you but it does make me want to avoid interacting with you ever in game
it all just makes you look very weird

>>529014961
Race and gender?

>>529014782
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that... I hope things are better now :c

>>529015030
We'll be hidden on garden chairs below the shade of the trees

My moonie wants to snuggle with her tall fiera eb, occasionally sneaking shy kisses and feeding her homemade chocolates...
But the fiera are scared of being hurt, so they will never eb my moonie...

>>529014730
Probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4KSZQYmuMQ

>>529013356
>I wish people would stop posting that.
If you didn't want people to keep bringing it up, you wont have begged that Niller to post it in the first place. No one gives a shit who you fuck but the second you make us have to see it you get what you fucking deserve.

>>529013559
>Trans man face
No.
>Erm it's not a trans man face
Make a brown elezen with it that also has short hair

>>529015046
Grace coded femlala.... ough.....

>>529015118
Only a little better but I basically got excommunicated because of thread rumors and because of that nobody from /xivg/ wanted to be seen near me

>>529015014
Can't really report it. I just have to move on.

>>529015026
of COURSE you'd be an uwo fan

>>529015154
Show moonie

>>529015060

>>529014921
go 4 it
>>529014973
im no ones wife...

>>529012730

>>529015067
THE DRAMA IS THAT I LOVE FIERA SO SO MUCH
AND THEY DON'T LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>529015220
show fiera first

My khagan would like to wish femra a happy Friday. I will be backshotting one of you today.

>>529012730

>>529015280
wont be me

>>529015046
sorry I don't do any plapping myself...
>>529015095
moonie- from Crystal

>>529015067
>>529014246
that redhead cat is samefagging about how he is a sad lonely faggot, posted some blacked porn of him because he was desperate and lonely, and then asked us not to make fun of him for it

>>529015340
>sorry I don't do any plapping myself...
Darn...

>>529015273
I'm nyot a fiera I just like seeing moonies :3

>>529015230
cute!

>>529015026
I mean can you prove dragonfucker isn't uwo

>>529015230
that's really cute, can you draw my wol too, anon?

>>529015206
LOOK
He got recommended to me one day, I clicked it out of curiosity and it's both interesting AND chaotic

I like seeing how he assembles funky shit out of random crap and learned a bit about it along the way...

>person decides to make glasses a vore part of their toons personality
>They are obnoxious and insufferable to boot
Every time

>>529015472
>a vore part

>>529015472
is it me

>>529015240
>>529015324
>>529014992
Rape
>>529014434
Lol

bros... i have the rona...

>>529015360
Sorry moonieposter, I will nyot be doing that tonight
I am in full fiera love melt mode
they're just so pretty I can't TAKE IT

>>529015203
I see I see, fuck, that sucks to hear I'm so sorry ;; Regardless, I hope things will get much much better anon...
/pet /pet

>>529015253
God damn you are dashing

>>529015324
Well now I want to be a femezen and I'm also horny

>>529015076
Kill yourself, scum. You would never have interacted with this person in-game regardless and are using this whole thing to just say something potentially hurtful. May dogs piss on your corpse and your family and friends, as if it's likely that you have any, be relieved that you are gone.

>>529015356
we are all bottoms around here

>>529015230
HOLY CUTE

erp drama is always funny to witness because mfs pointing to each other and yelling GAY while also being the gayest mfs

>>529015203
SK? Those weren't exactly rumors

>>529012607 (OP)
>keep RP spoiler free
Anon that's quite literally metagaming.

>>529015470
he also always uses his outside voice which is very similar to your 'shouting from the other end of the hallway' style of communication. i can see how that'd resonate. i think the only thing of his i've watched was him cooking things with molten metal

>character has red hair
>They are mentally unstable
Every time

>>529015649
>projecting

>>529015585
What if I posted my moonie as well? Would you then?

>>529015189
The worst standard... okay that's Koleda actually but still.

How low does your self esteem have to be to erp with some weird loser like this

>>529012917

>>529015745
Is it me?

>character has white hair
>fake pure slut
every time

>>529015649
sure i would i go to /xivg/ meets all the time
but knowing someone is into something like that (hyper futa as well as exposure and degradation)
its just fucking weird why would i want to hang around them?

>>529015769
from his spam he said
>I was horny
>it was a mistake

I'm surprised ZN hasn't beaten the shit out of this little fuck for saying fucking her was a mistake, but that's probably part of their roleplay, they like all the replies they're getting

>>529015835
Is that what influencers mean by paying in exposure

>>529015745
My moonie is an exception to this :3

>>529015808
Is it me?

>>529015903
heh

>>529012917
>Can't view catbox links because of my ISP
So what even is this?

>>529015968
Blacked porn

>>529012917
>terrible interior design
>emotionless moans
>plap sounds made by slamming a flip-flop on the wall
>flashbanging shaders
and you faggots are jealous of this low effort slop?

>>529015958
It's you.

>>529015472
>auto corrected to vore
Uh oh stinky!

>>529016013
Man I'm missing out on that good shit...

>>529016017
I assumed it's all samefagging

>>529015968
nubin getting blacked by zolzayaa

>>529016017
>jealous
no? people just want to make fun of the freak

>>529016019
Oh nyo.

>>529012917
Oh so that's the nile that everyone's talking about

I kinda want to become an ebin but also I'd rather kill myself than play on NA

Suffering from success

>>529015757
Unfortunate belobog got the short end of it....

>>529016075
the outrage certainly is

>>529016039
The c key is next to the v key, my finger slipped

lmao that xm triple kill in lane

Is getting hjorsed by Horsus, Romani or Nanky the euro version of being niled?

My malera wishes your femra a happy friday! /pet /pet /pet

>>529015808
how much white hair counts for this?

>>529013063
When everyone gets niled...no one is...

>>529016124
Someone willing to be part of something so shit obviously gets off to being ridiculed in public, you're all just playing their game

>>529016160
So you can get Crocd?

>>529016261
no because noone ever posts proof of it

>>529016261
Holy hell Nanky tried hitting on me a couple days ago

Should've taken it I'd be famous

>>529015163
That's pretty neato! Good choice!
>>529014798
I feel like I'm about to get killed, my name even starts with a H...ohno...
LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
THE MOST BOTTOM-CODED CREATURE EVER POST INTO THESE THREADS IS-

>>529016173
So long as my goat Lycaon stays winning.

>>529016160
No need, here is a quick guide:
>have a modded female character using one of the many gooner bodies
>spam suggestive screenshots
>reply to things with vague or idiotic opinions while also attaching the same suggestive screenshots
>flirt back with horny anons that want to fuck your character

there you go, ebinism in a shell. You don't actually need to exist in game, heck most of the people here don't even play it outside of taking screenies.

Why are you dogging people who are taking E-dick? Is it because the fucker is unpopular so you have to dig everyone he fucks? That's pretty petty and immature, what's next you're going to have people have the "cheese touch"

>>529016334
Yeah

Or idk married irl

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>529016261
I'm going to with Romani. His femra is so hot
>>529016346
You should have

>>529016261
maro post

>>529016428
Wow that's incredible, thanks anon

I'll become the most efficient ebin ever so I can keep progging forked while people shower me with praise

>>529016431
t. One of those names that keep getting tossed around that I don't care to remember

>>529016541
Who the fuck is Maro, I keep seeing him namedropped constantly

>>529016428
Is this how I find out I'm not an ebin?
HAS THIS ALL BEEN FOR NOTHING?

People can't make me fanta off femlala. I will keep sexpesting male characters are a tiny little creature and nobody can make it stop!

My fiddie

https://uminekoteahouse.carrd.co/
>Advertises canon-compliant RP meet event
>the host's name is a literal fucking meme
You have go to be fucking kidding me. This HAS to be a jebait. A high efrort troll.

>>529016431
You have to remember multiple groups use this thread
We have a group of coomers
But we also have a group of people who are "normal" and think it sounds obviously gay and retarded to engage in erp

Does Nanky top?

>>529016431
I wouldn't say ZN is unpopular with how many people in the quicksands his modbeast has gone through. The schizo seems jealous that's not him

>>529016431
Given their character dresses in an ugly sundried yellow, they are pretty much already the xivg cheese touch.

So many other NILED catboxes do we have apart from this sunnie?

>>529016637
fucking lol

>>529016594
I'm going to rape you only sexpest me.

>get plapped by a futa monstrosity
>rightfully ostracized and scorned for it
This needs to be normalised more

>>529016654
There's one of Alma afaik but it's private.

>>529016665
>le fucking lol response
Struck a nerve I see

I'm gonna make a male midlander golem, it sounds like I'll get lots of femlala and femezen pussy

>>529016625
I guarantee you it's the coomers making fun of other coomers more often than not.

So who wants to get blacked this morning, unlike ZN my toon actually looks good

>>529016584
African tourist who was on EU but fled to NA due to drama, then fled NA back to EU due to drama, then stealth joined Alter and continues to cause drama.
A lot of the schizoposting about people he has drama with only happens in the hours he is online.

>>529016773
Godspeed, anon

>>529016621
Actually I have a question

They've got the PF icon for the "New to RP" icon, but you can't set that
Would it not make sense to use the Looking for Party icon?

>>529016743

Femezen EB for my non-femezen character doko?

I wear glasses now but I was too shy for the first 16 years of my life to admit I couldn't see clearly beyond 1ft in front of my face and no adult ever cared enough about me to notice...

>>529016803
show +

>>529016551
I wish you the best anon

>>529016895
post character

>>529016803
Post them...?

>>529016908
You've already seen it, euro cat.

>>529016728
No one has ever been ostracized for plapping the croc.

>>529016728
>tfw I'm a terminally online loser, but not enough of a terminally online loser to pretend to care about who people esex in xiv

>>529016621
"Fujoshi Yaoi" I think it's funny.

all my friends are gone
i don't blame them
i guess i'll move on, do the same thing

All femezen should have huge boobs and wide hips

>>529016905
Join the club sis. I remember having to go up to the front of the classroom and sit to write down stuff because I couldn't see even in the front row. Nobody mentioned glasses to me until I was in college and finally just bought myself some instead.

>>529016824
I see, a literal who to me, but I see. I always find people who fled across regions to be a massive red flag, but if someone does it so often....yeah.

>>529016856
>the schizo is the thrice banned guy who is mad no one will plap his schizo loli
That should have been more expected

>>529016621
People don't care about joke names when RPing, that's an ERP thing

I only fuck slampigs, the flatties in this thread don't arouse me

my favorite maro lore is that he is an egyptian muslim who immigrated to finland

All moonies should look how they want to look no one should force them to change

Do you guys use all your dashes on WAR during each IR window or do you only use 1 every other window to ensure you have 3 for the 2 minute window? Dunno which I like more

Gabriel Castemont.

>>529017026
trueing

Notice how this only happens when someone gets dicked down

Never when it's a simple yuri relationship

>>529016824
I'm imagining a socially crafty African guy getting wrapped up in all manner of political intrigue internationally and moving across the globe to escape it but finding himself in new whacky situations as the series demands more books/seasons

>>529016943
I don't recall seeing any black ones

>>529017087
Do you need any to keep uptime in the fight?

>>529017039
People thought I was the teachers pet always wanting to sit at the front in every class.

>>529017087
>IR window
are you retarded by any chance?
>>529017151
Now THIS is a blatant lie

>>529017026
Well mine has 77 bust and unmodded regular hips.

>>529017130
He already exists bro

>>529017087
Saving three for the 2 minute window is usually better since you'll usually have one in your pocket if you need it for uptime

>>529017043
>so assblasted you gotta latch onto someone else's reply AND make shit up
I am in fact your boogeyman apparently

>>529017083
Moonies should be flat

>>529017087
>IR window
Is this contrast?

>>529017087
You should prioritize
>having gapclosers for mechanics/uptime
>for buff windows
So the second, 3 in every 2m window. May have to spend less at the 1m mark prior if you need some for uptime though.

>>529017073
I'm not kat but holy fuck get him out of here there's too many shitskins already

>>529017110
My EB's favorite boytoy...

>>529015240
Builded for smooches from my fiddie

>>529016621
it's more common than you think, a lot of roleplayers are bipolar schizos that want to be le funny hihi haha while also having a serious character. These same shitheads will expect you to remember their IC name, that they also change all the time.

>>529017072
What about slampigs (male)?

>>529017201
trve.... the fact he's like, an actual cancer researcher doctor really nails in the absurdity

Fiddies make the best snowbunnies, sunnies and raen are pretty close however

My femlala was playing a lot of mtg.. and now she wants to play ss13.

>>529017193
>am i retarded
this is a foregone conclusion anon you know this already

>>529017302
He's also white as fuck

>australizen sent straight down to F tier
Has anyone ever lost this much threadcred in one go?

>>529017223
Moonies can be flat but they can also be modest or large all are valid types of moonies

>>529017310
>sunnies
You mean moonies, right? They're the better ones for contrast

>>529017359
He lost all his threadcred like 2 years ago when he posted pictures fucking a baby dragon

>[15:13]The 99 rolanberries you put up for sale in the Ul'dah markets have sold for 15,048 gil (after fees).
>[15:13]The 99 rolanberries you put up for sale in the Ul'dah markets have sold for 15,895 gil (after fees).
What do you need two stacks of berries for? I'd sell all 8~ 999 stacks of these to this guy for cheap.

>>529017393
nta but I'm a pale sunnie

>>529017302
>>529017354
Sssethezentach is a fucking UK jew doing a fake American accent, he aint white. Jews are not white.

>>529017359
They fuck dragons and horses anon, a pedo hrothgar isn't really any worse than an animal

>>529017359
>straight to F tier
wait what happened i wasnt looking

>>529017292
>(male)
Only if they have THAT
>>529017393
That would be the case but the majority of sunnies are wh*te anyways

If you're unoccupied on Light, you should come beat Golbez (unsynced) really quickly.

>>529017432
He still makes me laugh so I couldn't give less of a fuck what he is.

>>529017292
Caged malera hands wrote this post.

>>529017201
FUCKIN SSETH
He managed to shill Synthetik to me via that video damn him

Also fun fact, I played league with him way back in season 2 on EUW, was in a skype call and a /lolg/ friend pulled him into it and it surprised the hell out of me

>>529017343
I kind of want to try learning SS14, I've already played Barotrauma, how hard can the added RP on top of the chaotic bullshit be, really?

>>529017240
proof?

>>529017449
That Hroth fucks little girls (based)

>>529017427
Built for BBC

>>529017504
not so sure about 14 but I can teach you 13.

Yuri for my femra.

>>529017547
You're a furry now too?

>>529017497
i want to have sex with grape cat

Me femra

>>529017547
I want to fuck the hroth in the ass

>>529017614
>now

>>529017193
Are you the sunnie from earlier? She was too big anyway...

>>529017652
take a ticket

i am
a gay hrothgar

>>529017497
it is amazing how fucking ugly some of you make your toons

>>529017746
>469th
WTF....

>>529017740
I thought being a pedo was your gimmick

>>529017548
sometimes..

>>529017763
>Toons
>>>/vg/wowg

Bro this Moonie having regrets after exposing themselves as being Niled is hilarious

>>529017763
why are you so mean

>>529017824
Is yours being retarded?

>>529017504
my moonie goes to space well eh?

>>529017741
No but I'm bigger than her

>>529017859
very organic post

>>529017859
Maybe they didn't expect zolzayaa to be a schizo

>>529017886
I'd rather be a retard than a pedo furfag lmaooooo

>>529017837
Why are you doing that?

>>529017937
:3
>>529017949
Probably. Poor guy. Oh well, it's only virtual sex

Back shot my heart...

>>529017497
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/524096756/#524104015

>>529017956
>duhhh duurrrr ghguhhhhh?! Duhhhhuhhhh!! Deeeeehhhhhh!

>>529017956
Well anon, I have good news for you then

I have nooticed.

>>529017850
when replaying SB I was genuinely surprised by all the Buduga stuff like that khagan wanting to make Hien his exotic boywife

>>529018024
strive sucks

>>529017902
In that case I haven't seen it

>miera approaches my catboy
>has kpop hairstyle, long eyelashes and dresses like a band boy
*sighs* this is a fucking fujo isn't it?

>*coins clanking*
>*cash register ding*
>"I can practically hear my inner abacus"
Are you sure about that?

Hi! Would anyone like to help me get the dyeable Edenmete healing set? I put a pf up on Crystal, password is 2222. Thank you.

I can pay some gil if you're not feeling too kind!

and i'm transcending the grey to the rainbow in my brain, this array of colour

>>529017504
SS14 is loads of fun and i encourage you to try it
not every server is RP-centric so you might get thrown into the soup and have to ball with some world-class shit stirrers, but it's a blast to join in on the chaos
if you want an easy first shift, give Jani, cooking, or Botany a try

>>529018035
what have you nooticed?

>>529018138
what mod?

your femezen? she is mine now
thanks for handing her over

>>529018075
>khagan wanting to make Hien his exotic boywife
would've been better ending than that donut steele deserves

good morning everyone ^_^ what do you guys have planned for your day :0

>>529018075
After going through as the only two playable genders in the game, you really notice dialogue changes like that. Especially with Buduga's being so insistent on you as a male.

Men of XIVG, what are you top 3 and bottom 3 female recae preferences?

Top:
Femhyurs
Femezens
Fieras

Bottom:
Femroes
Mieras
Femras

>>529018369
it's okay i haven't logged in for 9 months

>>529018217
Are you cute?

>>529017763
That cat wouldnt look bad if it wasnt for the massive tumor hanging off her stomach making her look like a fatty pig

>know several biofems in-game
>none of them are coomers
>any relationship would end up being irl
it's so fucking tiresome bros, i don't wanna erp with men anymore

>>529018414
making lewd gposes of one shota hyur and two fiddies

>>529018545
No ^^

Can someone share Izumi Light's data please I'd like to gpose

>>529018512
Top:
Malelala
Catboy
Malera

Bottom:
Femlala
Highlander
Malezen

>>529018595
i always pretend to be a dude in ffxiv because sad men are trying to use it as a dating app

>>529018609
Then I shan't be joining this one, sorry anon.

>>529018668
Thanks for sharing Shoro

>>529018684
That is so based

>>529018368
https://files.catbox.moe/1gk1y8.7z

>>529018767
but my name isn't Shoro...

>>529018512
Top:
Fiera (best)
Femezen (gooder)
Femroe (good)

Bottom:
Femlalas (punt them to the fucking moon, go to the moon and punt them further)
Femra (not bad, only second-worst by order of elimination)
Femhroth (Actually really really cute and loveable but third-worst by order of elimination)

>>529018668
Hmm
Femlala post

>>529018684
Do you wanna be friends?

>>529018512
Top: Femezen Fiddie Femra
Bottom: Femlala Highlander Femroe

>>529018595
All of my roleplay partners have been biofems and they are super horny. You guys just need to stop being in xivg communities in game.

>>529018595
>be biofem coomer
>nobody believes it
>never get bothered

>>529018684
This

>>529018684
wanna EB and then never talk to eachother?
>>529018978
hey...

>>529017484

>>529018859
/pet

>>529018978
what race do you play? i can sexpest you for like a week for you to get the adrenaline rush for it and then disappear forever so you don't have to actually worry

>>529017484
>>529019030
Thank you (and everyone else) for joining! And feel free to join my Zeromus party too.

>>529018512
Top:
Catgirls
Femhroths
Femras

Bottom:
Femhyurs
Femezen
Femlalas

I really liked Golbez trial and the song is pretty cool.

>>529019158
shan't reveal myself but that does sound enticing if you're a male character and like to get joi

>>529019412
I'm halfway done keep writing

>>529018595
I just do this >>529018684, filtering out the edaters is a must even if some partners figure it out.

>>529019191
Snapping this femra's horns off. I'm told by reliable sources she likes that.

>>529019412
if you're a femezen i will seriously do it

>>529019412
This post was written by 40 year old married woman with 3 kids hands

>>529017484
I wanna come but in train....

>>529019412
im thinking about fantaing to male

>>529019556
I love hags

I have gone 30+ years interacting with women as little as possible and I can honestly say I recommend it. I jerk off and any and all desire to ever talk to a woman goes away for 6-12 hours. I look at my father, uncles, grandfather and all the other men I've known in life who have wives and they just ended up miserable. Like unless you plan on impregnating and marrying a woman, there's 0 reason to ever talk to one. They're boring as shit.

>>529018512
Top:
Kids
Childs
Little Girls

Bottom:
Idk what to put here

>>529019412
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/15553674/

its actually really hurtful and i still feel gutted about it

>meet someone
>develop a deep friendship (or so i thought)
>we hang out every day for half a year
>they start to suspect im a woman
>they keep trying to talk about marriage and having kids as totally a joke
>starts sending me pictures of them irl to try and bait me into sending pictures
>then the convo turns serious "you are not actually a man are you"
>"haha im totally a big burly dude bro"
>they stop hanging out with me because its becoming clear i dont want to do a LDR and i couldnt lie well enough to make them believe im a man
>turns out they were only my friend because of my holes

The most fucked up part? If they hadn't shown their true face, ie ditching me because of it, i would have considered it.

>>529019662
Agreed, I have a wife and cheat on her with multiple strange men from Grindr

GAM give the best JOI

about to rewatch ocean waves bros (favorite ghiibli film)

>>529019758
I know a girl like this but I haven't moved into the pics part. How do I make her fall for me?

Men fight for femra peen. Men die in war to defend femra goobers. Men dedicate their lives to the mangificence of femra schlong. men reach enlightenment through femra dong

>>529019840
The best Ghibli film, I agree. Enjoy it!

>>529019840
What if you joined my Zeromus Ex party instead...

>>529019758
hey...
wanna do it all over again but with me this time?

ATTENTION ALL BIOFEMS AGED 20-23 ITT
Meet me at the solution 9 aetheryte on jenova

>>529019758
Half a year and no VC?..... bro

>>529019746
I remember when Myrah Nidaal used to give all the guys from <<yum>> joi

>>529019758
dylgam

>>529019758
Sounds fucked up, sorry that happened

This is why I never interact with anyone, can't risk catching feels

>Boo hoo men try to fuck me
Wow. I wish my life was so easy my greatest complaint was too many people desired me sexually. Shut the fuck up hole, you live life on easy mode.

attention all biofems aged 35-50
do u like..... malezen.,,,

>>529020010
good taste (anyone that agrees with me is correct)
>>529020015
i don't know what zeromus is so i probably don't have it unlocked plus i'd have to log into final fantasy xiv online and into the light datacenter and i am going to watch this movie with somebody so it would be exceptionally rude of me

frankly there's a lot working against this idea of me doing zeromus ex. hope you're well though we will game some time eventually tm.....

>>529020248
Imagine being so fat and ugly this offends you

>>529020248
One day you will understand, and you will feel the weight of your sins upon your soul

>>529018512
Femroes
Femlalas
Femras

Catgirls
Elves
Landers

>>529020236
>>529020218
>>529020067
>>529020308
She won't fuck you.

I don't really care about biofems, any cute tgirls itt? Passing and cute ofc

>>529020349
I'm not into women why would I want that

retard

>>529019412
Yes

>>529020336
Understand what exactly? Life as a woman is having everything handed to you on a plate. If you fuck up, you're treated like a helpless baby. It's impossible to fail at life as a woman. I have no sympathy for people who live such priveleged lives.

>>529018512
Top:
Catboys
Malera
Middies

Bottom:
Miera
Maleroe
Lalaboys

>>529019412
>no strings erp/joi
based
a bit too good to be true

>>529020349
Yeah, i am not going to scrape the bottom of the barrel for cock.

>>529020349
erm I am OWED sex sweaty...

>>529020465
You sound black and possibly poor

>>529020446
>>529020493
>>529020513
>>529020523
>>529020568
She won't fuck you.

>>529019412
>shan't
grapecat

>>529020167
>20-23
終わりだ。。。(/_;)

>>529020280
It's okay, enjoy the movie! Zeromus is an MSQ trial you fought after Endwalker, so you should have it unlocked.

>>529019651
I once tried playing in the train and got 80 thousand ping.

>>529020187
vc is for niggers

>>529020604
Hey...

>>529019840
My femroe really wants to rewatch that and Only Yesterday, but has to go out for most of the day today.

thread femra KNEEL to jpfemra GODDESSES

ATTENTION ALL BAJORIAN WOMEN

hi :3

if you're playing a female character you shouldn't complain you don't get biofem's attention. You memed yourself into thinking most women actually like other women they don't, you just need to go outside more. Trannies are the ones pushing the lesbian agenda not biofems

>>529020604
18歳や19歳でも大丈夫ですよ…

>>529020349
>>529020513
thats ok i mostly just want a friend

>>529020647
oh in that case i have it probably but idk if i ever did the ex. either way eventaully we'll game more...
>>529020662
haven't seen only yesterday, but adore ocean waves and always have. watch it another day...

>>529020746
Playing a male character only got me attention from gay men tho

attention all women from the Steppe
fuck you

I am a sunnie

>>529020869
It's really good, in my femroe's opinion. The really grounded Ghibli movies make me very happy. I hope you enjoy the rewatch!

they really need to fix the new player experience
it takes 3-4 hours to get to Sastasha and then you have back to back dungeons before a 10 quest drought to the Bowl of Embers, then a fucking 23 quest drought to Toto Rak, then TWENTY FIVE quests to Haukke Manor. This is with doing no side quests, if you do your class quests it’s even longer. Plus, you’re massively overleveled for basically the entire MSQ up to The Black Wolf’s Ultimatum. And if you’re on a preferred world, you can get 2+ jobs levelled.

it needs fixing

There hasn't been any Alter drama in a minute, what is going on over there?

>>529021014
Why didn't you buy a skip

Absolute retard the story sucks

>>529020271
Damn I love grey fiera so much.

>>529020581
Basedjacked beta cucks will never sniff the glazed gyatt of glizzy goated sigma chads who lock in and dunk on "da females". Try rizzing up Livvy since your already out in Ohio the way you move.

>>529020873
yeah and? just say no?

I roleplay and my character works in a venue, often I get hit on by gay characters, doesn't make me less straight. You can just politely decline their attention.

We DON'T use that word in this house.

>>529021097
>give us money baka gaijin
not falling for it

>>529021109
me but gray femroe

>>529020187
When i first started out playing this game, i was stupid enough to get on vc. Turns out when you get on and remove all doubts about you being trans or a man, you get stalkers. And if that isn't creepy enough, its even worse when dudes get possessive and angry at you hanging out and doing rollos with others. Or if you hang out on your island with a friend watching movies via discord screen share or something, you get jealous dudes asking questions like "so what did you and X do on your island for 4 hours haha"
travel to balmung to click on plates because bored? better believe they are going to show up there to "check up on you" (its actually to see if you are erping with someone)

>"fem"lalas

>>529021163
Ffxiv beast pillu

>>529021014
it's very annoying too since I got my gf to play w me and she eventually dropped it cause it "took to long to play with me" and she was skipping through the story.

>>529020659
Hey...

>>529020751
。。。一生息するな。

>>529021016
Most of us are othergaming currently

https://poal.me/9jdt8p
https://poal.me/9jdt8p
https://poal.me/9jdt8p
https://poal.me/9jdt8p

>>529021163
so true, we say pelupelu nigger tribe

>>529020869
I haven't done it either, but we're just unsyncing it for mentor roul unlock. But yeah let's play again sometime, enjoy the movie again (I almost saw it as a kid but fell asleep and never got to see it).

>>529021224
Thank God I'm not a woman I'd kill myself

Being a man is epic if only I was gay I'd be set for life

>>529021281
何歳ですか?...

>>529021014
I think mounts should have the speed enhancement unlocked in all zones by default.

throw the Jew down the well
so my country can be free

>>529021224
>travel to balmung to click on plates because bored?
no one does this, thanks for outing yourself tranny

>>529021297
Game really is dying.

My Femra? She will be Roleplaying here today.

>>529019758
You need to take advantage of this, it’s not a bad problem to have.
You’ll understand some day.

>>529021014
they need less words between story beats and new content
it's like:
>go here and talk to Alphinaud
>go here and talk to Alisaie
>go back and talk to Alphinaud
>go back and talk to Alisaie
>5 minute cutscene where Alphinaud visits Alisaie to discuss everything in person
>8 minute cutscene where all the Scions meet up to discuss everything in person
>go scout out some location
>conversation with Alphinaud about the location
>conversation with Alisaie about the location
>kill three monsters
>Alphinaud and Alisaie talking about the monsters and the location
>Alphinaud and Alisaie reminding you why you're here
>another conversation with Alphi
>another conversation with Ali
>go back to the Scions for another 8 minute cutscene
>Urianger telleth thine something about mineth balls, pray tell
>go back to the location
>another brief conversation about the location
>Duty Unlocked

>>529021412
永遠の23歳

>>529021546
>femra
>male horns
???

>>529021610
She won't fuck you

>>529021449
From the river to the sea, palestine will never be free, death to all sandniggers

>>529021528
ive done it
>go to visit friend
>friend is afk
>go to a city and just click around
its neat seeing what people make and funny when they have links to stuff sometimes

>>529019758
The UK Supreme Court ruled on this, woman is defined as a person born biologically female (aka XX chromosomes).
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, except this time there’s legal backing.
You Will Never Be A Woman.

Final Fantasy XIV by the way.

>>529021612
Kino. Take your Ritalin, zoomer.

>>529021684
Huh? I have no interest in women.
But desperate men buy me nice things. Like a new computer…

>>529021546
Cute! What's the setup for the rp?

>>529021710
>UK

>>529021528
I do this and get almost daily comments on my plate so I assume others do. I like the plate system in xiv teebeeache and wish it was expanded a lot more.

>>529021732
She won't fuck you

>>529021639
お互いを知り合ってみませんか?

I'm levelling my jobs and doing beast tribes in DT, EW and ShB, but I've only done the quest to unlock the 3 quests a day. How many (non daily) quests would I have to do to unlock 6 daily quests?

>>529021757
My Femra was hired by minor ishgardian nobility as eacort around the Highlands. She is watching them poke at masonry and gets paid good gil for it.

I am a Garlean Femlala and I will put you savages in your place.

>>529021894
>non dairy

>>529021894
thats the cool thing
you don’t.
you’re thinking of custom deliveries kek

>>529021224
Not talking is best if you can avoid it yea. I'm the idiot who got on VC with xivggers and ended up with somebody stalking me in-game and schizoing out about me in thread at the same time. Everyone around me and everyone I'm friends with got roasted as well. Was not worth it.

>>529021316
/xivg/

thats it. fuck you. im fucking YOU over. Im queueing for crystal tower so your alliance raid roulette ends up boring

>>529021894
outside of arr, the only time you'll have access to six dailies is on rank up days (aside from the final rank, which does not give you a bonus set of quests)
every other day, you'll only have 3 quests per tribe

>>529021996
Stomp me to death mommy

>>529021014
>scotch-irish coded white girl turns brown in the reboot
>male characters unchanged
why does this happen so often

>>529021528
>no one does this
I do this.

>>529021224
I've heard this story numerous times before. It doesn't get any better, just treasure the friends you make who don't obsess over your every move.

>>529022059
White girls are cancelled, did you not get the memo? No one likes those pasty bitches anymore

>>529022046
Oh that's where I'm confused then, I've done the Amaljaa in ARR 100% but nobody else and they give you more than 3. Thanks.

>>529021996
what the fuck is a garlean femlala
do you have the third eye? what? are you adopted? are you Pagaga? will you be my wife?

Good morning /xivg/

>>529020271
Grey fiera.. the dream.

>>529021109
Me too, anon.

>>529022059
{Kill Order:} {White Devil}

>>529022207
Don't talk to me or you'll find your face in the dirt with my foot pressing against the back of your head. Filthy savage.

>>529021528
I do that when I like staring at thighlanders, actually.

>>529021996
Your kind aren't welcome there, sis

>>529022061
Yes, Alma we know. However, you're mentally ill.

>>529015182
It isn't, it's the most mature face imo
Face 4 is great too though it feels lightly younger
And I'm not able to get on the game now, will probs make a brown f3 with short hair similar to my f4 with short hair

>>529022035
Oh. Noes. Anything but a quick and easy 15-minute roulette completion leaving plenty of time to get to the next roulette early.

>>529022256
okay but do you wear a cute dress this is important

>>529021281
Would you like to be my hagwife...

>>529021528
Sometimes one gets bored enough to travel to all 85 servers clicking on plates.

>>529021224
This hits home so much. The last time I used vc was years ago on a totally different name and game and I'm never doing that again. I'm perfectly fine with people thinking I'm trans or a man just so I never have to live that again.

>>529022015
yeah i haven't played my main in like 7 months, just letting things cool down and hoping they will forget.

>>529022256
my malera will grill this femlala Jack Sparrow-style

>>529017359
based, two of my fav posers

>>529020167
>AGED 20-23
Should have asked me 10 years ago!

>>529022061
All my husbands.

>>529021224
I've been thinking about this a lot recently
as the human population and the number of people with internet access rises exponentially, there is an exponentially rising number of awkward creeps, everywhere, and stuff like this will be more and more frequent and unavoidable
I wonder if the only solution is even more gatekept communities

Sup anons, back from my vacation, how's life.

>>529022858
sag hex

>>529021224
>get possessive
This shit gets annoying. I hung out with a friend who I haven't been with in close to a year. And while hanging out I received angry messages from another, at the time friend, shit talking the dude I was hanging out with, it was out of the blue. I had not mentioned to anyone who I hung out with and we were hanging out at my friend's place. I asked why he brought up my friend all of the sudden, I was told he had checked the friends list and saw me being in shirogane. I have a house there btw, but so did the friend I was hanging out with, a different plot and different ward. Saying how creepy the guy I hung out with is and that he despises him etc. I don't believe for a second he knew I was hanging out with an individual I haven't talked with or about in so long, from just checking his friends list. But any attempts to challenge it were ignored or talked away with attempts at gaslighting.

>>529022869
Nobody is forcing you to talk to strangers online

You are literally cresting your own problem

>>529022907
Going well. Bullied a femlala until she cried and left the FC

>>529022858
Erm I was underage back then...

>>529022970
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 400, Trebek.

>>529022512
that's a ton of face 3's.

>>529022228
They really are the best. I know one that I get to admire most of the time but not everyone is quite so lucky.

>>529022869
We have already started doing that by inviting people to private discords we vet via voicechat (we also ban lesbians)

>>529021528
I don't have to travel to balmung to do it
People watching outside the quicksands while in queue is a fantastic way to pass the time
You see something stupid said, a dumb name, etc and you check out the plate out of curiosity

Nothin' wrong with it, that's what they're there for.

my moonie has big meaty claws

>>529014330
hey cicera
thoughts on lorilee

>>529023119
Proof?

If you're a man and you use the word "creep" you have to turn in your balls at the local mens club.

So what's up with people acting like you checking their plate is stalking and creepy

You literally want me to see it that is why you made the plate

I don't like seeing this in PF

they should bring back being able to craft replica raid gear

>>529022992
Perfect

>>529018512
>everyone hates femlala
Guess my femlala has no choice but to resort to lesbianism.

>>529021224
I knew a biofem on xiv who would invite randoms from eureka to her discord server to chat. I wonder how she's doing, I have to imagine she's found some weirdos at this point.

/xivg/ is an especially schizophrenic place, hiding is wise.

>>529022869
Brother my parents warned me about weirdos on the internet when I was a child, absolutely nothing has changed.

>>529022264
Based highlander enjoyer, top tier taste

>>529023183
So report it

>>529023216
Happy Pride Month!

>>529023216
Lesbomancy is my favorite type of magic, after all.

>>529023160
Creep by radiohead used to be the man song.

>>529023070
Pree you are the best, thanks for helping me out with the savages :D /pet /pet /pet

>>529023270
There's nothing reportable unfortunately or else I would've written it up

>>529023304
why does geralt looks orange here?

>>529022967
>>529023243
you underestimate the power of indian creeps with an internet connection

>>529023335
advertising + adult content, moron

>>529023335
Jannies truly do it for free huh

>>529023156

>>529023339
No idea! That's just how I found it on google. And I'm far, far too lazy to reinstall and replay Witcher 2 to take my own screenshot of this scene.

>>529023332
NILED

My moonie is unable to visit balmung, how is she supposed to get plapped?

>>529023332
>suddenly starts posting here on cooldown again
>first move was to get NILED and self humiliate
also
>>529023150
>>529023150

>>529023194
the only reason for this was for dyable versions, now we get dyable versions as the savage version.

>>529023404
Holy moly..

>>529022858
>>529022958
sexoing 30+ women is so good, they basically let you do anything as they’re either deprived single moms and crave being turned inside out, or women who sense their eggs drying up and are craving sperm

>>529023364
Indian creeps cannot do anything unless you choose to talk to them

My maleroe patiently await a recent gpose anchor

>>529023364
>this anon keeps thinking about jeets
>they rent free and shit free in his head
kek

>>529023332
Oh did you try out M5S?

>>529023570
>they rent free

>>529023561
You're the anchor for that now.

>>529019191
I hope you fall into the gorilla enclosure during your zoo visit where you are first raped, then ripped in half like a ragdoll. Have fun!

What does this mean?

>>529023670
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHAAAAAAAAAA

>>529023561
>>529023656
Ok then

>>529023527
Some of us are just really into young virile men we can easily manipulate...

>>529013457
Humiliation ritual.

>>529023635

>three (3) male midlander tripfags
Hmm. Noooticed.

>xivg complaining about the lack of femoids
>game is massively populated by ugly undatable femoids and married women
>tfw considering giving up on romance in roleplay because it is the 3rd time I have problems with my roleplay partner's husband/boyfriend having a meltdown over it

you guys live in a bubble

>>529023335
Advertising at minimum is reportable, further investigation shows it's for an outside plugin and potentially adult purposes

>>529023332
No worries, the first one was interesting, I'd never done it but the tankbusters weren't too bad I guess
I forgot the dog mechanics though so dying to those tethers every time was annoying

>>529023586
Naw, was helping with Edens savage for glam stuff

>>529023160
>>529023327
Thank you for reminding me I'd had this in my head a couple of days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lF2qEA2cw

>>529023670
Mornin' Juice

>>529023730
Non-con or somnophilia I suppose

>>529023635
update your script sis, we call them pajeets now

>>529023729
Gorillas don't do that to people, weird fucking schizo lmao
now if you had said chimpanzees, then we're getting somewhere

>>529023765
Nooootice the fact the other two are fags

>>529023486
>>529023448
he's clearly into humiliation so why do you think this is an insult? he's probably getting off to being exposed. he wants you to bring it up.

Remember when fiddie friday was a thing? Those were the times but they are gone now as are nearly all the fiddie posters.

>>529019758
>If they hadn't shown their true face, ie ditching me because of it, i would have considered it.
I was with you until this part, what the fuck lmao
>person who reciprocally enjoys spending time with you drops hints
>be cagey and lie to them instead of just telling them you're not interested
>"but actually I maybe WAS interested, unfortunately you failed to pass my test!"

>>529023802
Ahh fair fair, I was like "wait didn't they just clear EX1 not long ago?? zamn". Reminds me I should also get my ass to do pandaemonium savages for the mounts...

>>529023670
>>529023743
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>529023561

>>529023885
Dragonfucker is easily the most hetero male character in this general.

>>529023912
They all got BLACKED and taken in as housewives

I love Kong

>>529023332
hey id really prefer if you stopped posting
its a really unpleasant reminder of how weird and gross some people are when i see you

>>529023960
Awww that's adorable

>>529023962
What about this guy >>529023960 ?

>>529023670
>>529023743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUTe2ndjRew

>>529023912
you know who you have to thank for that

>>529024014
isn’t that the thighlander’s golem?

Why do you guys get NILED? Repulsive looking character, do you have like some sort of ugly bastard fetish?

>>529012730

https://poal.me/dec1p8

>>529023960
Adorable.
I wish there were more Chonk ports.

>>529023960
Post feet

>>529023561
A friend made this for me yesterday and I'm so enamoured by it

>>529023917
No yeah they did yesterday (which I was in the PF for before I had to drop to go to sleep)

Not that I'm against taking people into m5s now that I've basically burned it into my soul, but it's a bit late my time to commit to a full lockout learning party haha

>>529023962
does he know?

>>529024067
yes actually

>>529023869
>>529019191
I hope you fall into the chimpanzee enclosure during your zoo visit where you are first raped, then ripped in half like a ragdoll. Have fun!

>>529024062
You can tell because no xivg males have the balls to actually post things like that

>>529024102
wife

>>529024067
Yes. It's the humiliation of being fucked by such an ugly character and low quality gooner. That's why so many people who fuck the croc want themselves exposed.

>>529024136
That cannot be how those nails are supposed to look

>>529023586
It was some Eden savages stuff. I only got the boots and the hat so far, but a great start! We wiped a lot ;-;

>>529024067
>Why do you guys get NILED?
blud you spend all day here talking about black cock, you already know this

>>529024102
built for being my femezens shy friend

My femezen,
has nothing to do.
Should she resub to sit around and idle?

>>529024315
ew

>>529024197
>Post it so we can schizo you!

>>529024285
That's how they look like on lalas

>>529024315
*crocs your path*

>>529021224
It bothers me that women need to be in constant pvp mode even in online spaces and how simply saying anything sympathetic or expressing empathy will get you bullied for being a simp. When all im thinking about is wanting safe spaces for my eventual child to grow up in when that arc of their life starts.

>>529024067
i always fucking read this shit as NILERED and im like oh shit the chem guy?

>>529012730
Elezen only look good if you zoom in on their face. Their proportions look way too weird in game. Especially as, like, NIN and some other jobs. Shit just looks straight up bizarre.

>>529024372
Turn that ugly shit off then

Call me a fag or whatever, but it genuinely depresses me how so many people in this game and online in general default to being mean or crazy towards others. From schizos, to creepers, to just generally rude people; are we as a species doomed to suffer our worst instincts forever?

>>529024415
who?

>>529024014
That man does not exist and I'd rather drink bleach than post/make real couples pictures

>>529024114
Working on learning how to do them myself!

>>529024129
They weren't really in the frame, sorry anon

Why do you feel the need to bumrush every new piece of content Day 1 second 1 and nolife it until it's all consumed as fast as humanly possible?

>>529020187
I edated someone for two years and heard their voice twice and saw them once
If you truly love each other it really does transcend a lot of silly shit that while cute and romantic won't really make or break a strong relationship. Only spice it up.
Even to this day the only problem I had with them was they were too obsessed with "being xivg" that they internalized having to ruin the relationship by shutting down completely
I guess in retrospect they just weren't really ready to move on in life, or with me. Is what it is.

>>529024315
ew lol.

Qrd?

>>529023960
that's really cute, nice shot

>>529024460
A youtuber who does funny chemistry stuff like turning rubber gloves into grape soda

>>529024136
Oooh, based! I wish I wasn't as busy nowadays so I can help people with PF stuff... also that's a super cute pose!
>>529024315
>spoiler
It happens, but half the fun is unga bungaing through it, sorta!

>>529024030
Whomst???

>>529024449
Welcome to zoomerism and the "being a hater is free" memes

>>529023962
I appreciate the sentiment or the humour, though I won't deny doing zesty stuff here. But thank you for having that opinion of me! (:
>>529024197
Like, what? Cutesy adorable stuff?

>>529024449
Anonymity was by design to protect identities from corporations, now its a weapon we use to harass each other.

>>529023561
this was the last one I did

>>529024413
She won't fuck you.

Don't let your children use the internet, what are you, retarded? It's not everyone elses job to raise your kid.

>>529023561
I shall post my moonie to this

>>529024439
No
It fits perfectly in character, and I can explain why if you really want.

>>529024494
that dude was trying to brag how he bagged a real female to the thread. he’s pretty much farming for attention.

What if I started attaching my character to all my posts

>>529024616
Zogii if you want to chat sometime lets then

>>529023757
>men we can easily manipulate...
GAM post. They're into younger men to feel younger themselves.

WHY IS THE AZIM STEPPE SO FVCKING KINOOOOOOO

>>529024616
/pet

>>529024630
if you don't let your child use tiktok and instagram you're basically an abuser

>>529024597
Do you fuck wyverns too?

Maro Maro on the wall

does any anon here know the names of the feet and gloves in this outfit?

>>529024630
You are retarded if you think you can not use the internet at all when paying bills requires internet connections now and banking in general. Everyone is eventually going to get on the internet. The only thing you can do is educate the best practices and avoid exposure at certain age groups.

>>529024731
Because onsal nadaam is the best FL map

thank god it's friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA
plans?

I'm gonna CC all night

>>529024691
do it so I can sexpest (You)

I'm mean to you because no, we're not all in this together, it's every man for himself. You have nothing to offer me to make me want to be nice to you to get it. "Just be nice for the sake of being nice, create the world you wish to see". If you're a student of history you know we're living in an era of decline and decay, it doesn't matter how I act, the world will keep getting way way worse. I will never have anything good in my life, so I refuse to pretend to be civil to any of you.

>>529024684
This snowman... I know it...

>>529024639
No thoughts. Head empty. Stars pretty.

>>529024463
hey... wanna drink bleach together?

>>529023561

>>529023757
i got no problem being “manipulated” (implying im not just going along with it) as long as my balls get drained

>>529024789
gloves are asphodelos fending
can't tell the boots, there's not enough visible

Femra

>>529023561
Soon to be irrelevant joke (I hope).

>>529024789
Don't rip off the JP lalas...

>>529024869
Exactly right, a moonie in it's purest form

>>529024639

>>529024820
same bwo
to the CC mines we go

>>529023561
>>529012730

>>529024802
If you let your child use the internet before they're 15, you have failed as a parent.

>>529024789
That might p2s gloves and feet is too obscured to guess correctly

>>529023042
Maybe the best thing in this whole game. Do wish there were a few more, but I'll take what I can get. But if you've got one for yourself, that's pretty great.

>>529024691
you'd be Korra

>>529024751
I'm going to groom your child but when I got to your house I'm going to rape you

>>529024449
don't become jaded.

>>529024463
Show toes

>>529025018
You will never be Avatar Korra

>>529023784
>know multiple single women with cool hobbies who are fun to talk to and all of them are lesbians
>meanwhile a married woman is obsessed with me and won't leave me alone
FFXIV is edating purgatory

https://litter.catbox.moe/ypk50ogk2pbwi5cy.mcdf
This femlala pissed me off on CC, you guys can have it.

>>529024978
wife

>>529024980
Im glad you are making all these assumptions about a random stranger you never met. It seems very healthy.

>>529024963
Man I love cats that blep

>>529024980
I guess there are no good parents in first world countries then

>>529025093
whose file is this?

>>529025023
>I'm going to groom your child but when I got to your house I'm going to rape you

>>529024841
>we're living in an era of decline and decay, it doesn't matter how I act, the world will keep getting way way worse
you were so close to understanding that this is exactly why it costs nothing to be kind to others, channeling negative feelings will also do nothing except make you feel worse so why bother. we're all just along for the ride until the end anyway.

>>529024978
Reminder that this femezen fucks children
https://www.f-list.net/c/widowhub/
https://www.f-list.net/c/widowhub/
https://www.f-list.net/c/widowhub/

>>529024921
Soon your kind wont have any excuse (good chance they will ignore helmets or force you to snip snip)

>>529025018
>>529025079
_ ____ __ ____ _____ _____!

>>529024874
oh my... I only drink bleach with male characters though... Bring your glass at the Materia meet up tomorrow...

>>529025135
I never denied being mentally ill, it doesn't mean I'm wrong.

It's your job as a parent to protect your child and not let them use the internet. It's not my job to babysit your kid online. Whine all you like about morality or whatever, you're a grade A retard if you let your kid use the internet.

>>529025180
i'm children

>>529025180
honestly I would let Khazia cockvore my moonie

>>529023561

>>529025172
>living in an era of decline and decay
You're nothing but a tiny part of the world. People found happiness when the world was at its worst. It's the one thing humans are good at.

>>529025180
But that Femezen is not on that link...?

>>529025183
>(good chance they will ignore helmets or force you to snip snip)
AIIIIEEE
I DON'T WANT TO BE A MIDLANDER

>>529024980
I think I was 11 when I searched up whether girls fart or not and was forever ruined as a person.

>>529023561
A little silly

>>529025329
its joever...
drinking it on my own rn

>>529025413
that’s an odd looking rabbit

>>529024764
They're technically dragonkin, so yeah. Besides, do you really need to ask when I actively am interested in impregnating futas and making them into caring housewives?

>>529025180
there was a really funny page where a guy rp'd a futa rapist and used words like "prostitots" "thottlers" and "stroller skanks" a true word smith.

>>529025093
>load file
>naked femlala
>no idea who it is
>lose interest because it wouldn't be fun unless it was someone I knew who wanted it

>>529023561
not really recent

>>529025153
That's correct.

>>529025172
It costs me my sanity and self respect to be kind and generous to people who don't appreciate it or deserve it.

>>529025391
Humans are good at making tools, killing and cooperative efforts to make tools and kill. That's what we're good at. "Happiness"? What are you, 5? Grow up.

>>529025180
you spend a lot of time thinking about children being fucked?

>>529025491
It's what they look like in casting hoods

>>529025534
Woah, new cum windows!

>>529025016
Yeah, I'd never say so to more of them but it makes it special when you do find them running around. I have to say it is pretty great! Maybe you'll get a bit of luck as well.

>>529012730

>>529025534
Hey, I asked for a Caramel Macchiato. This is a white mocha with caramel drizzle!

>>529025390
nice framing

my femezen is drinking again

The first thing I googled at age 12 when I had unsupervised internet access: Japanese girls sexy

The first thing I googled today at age 32: BBC sissy throatfuck

This is why you don't let your kids use the internet.

>>529025545
>Humans are good at making tools, killing and cooperative efforts to make tools and kill.
And eradicating multiple diseases and going to space and shit.

>>529025180
That's a lot of effort to put in to masturbating.

>>529022059
White skin is ugly. Same reason people tan until they could pass as poc.

>>529025826
why the heck did you type that today?

>>529023561
Simple gpose I just made, I'm trying to relearn how to handle lighting and positioning for screenshots.

*cums inside you*

>>529025826
first thing I googled was vajina, noob.

>>529025741
Thank you

>>529024315
so you're just not going to comment on lorilee stalking and harassing you?

>>529025559
naturally, its what we do on the soijak party

>>529025491
My dark secret is that I enjoy posting all manner of critters, varmits, and furballs.

>>529025861
Yeah but they stopped posting about it here so I really don't give a shit.

>>529025951
thanks bro, my miera needed that

>>529025335
Admission of mental illness does actually discredit anything you try to argue. There is no reason to read anything past the first line.

>>529025826
>check around the house
>no one home
>"boobs" into youtube
>watch an advert for toothpaste
>which indeed had boobs
the rest, as they say, was history

>>529026008
Yep this is going into my cat folder thank you

>>529025826
Everyone my age who is a parent said this and all of them ran into the same problem. People talk more via the Internet than they do in person now. If you try to raise a kid with no Internet access then you're forcing them to be a pariah and odds are they'll figure out a way around it out of sheer necessity.