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>Previous Thread>>529755280
>>530082656 (OP)this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF A DIAPER CHANGE!
>>530083269Don't worry NeoDement, just come back to the 'cord and we can lick your diapy clean ^_^
>>530021932Wake up Jesse, it's time to cook
>>530083269ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
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...surely that wasn't really zesty, r-right??
Hello /tf2g/, you have been chosen to cast the upcoming Team Fortress 2 movie.
0 = Scout
1 = Soldier
2 = Pyro
3 = Demoman
4 = Heavy
5 = Engineer
6 = Medic
7 = Sniper
8 = Spy
9 = Ms. Pauling
Dubs = Administrator
Trips = Saxton Hale
>>530082909God this puppet is turning me on.
>>530083642Another scorcher today
>>530083447right up, right up
>>530083971God this pyromaniac is turning me on.
>>530084056Legs too fat and ugly head.
He's so perfect bros
>>530082672Yes with the huntsman
It felt amazing bro
>>530084243More cushion for the pushin brother
speaking of cushion fuuuuuuuck i need the bloopander puppet to use me as a cushion......
>>530084386okay dirk strider
>>530083971Think it's just you, but hope we can all stay cool today
>>530084692Yeah, it's hell here. Time to stay inside and frag
>>530085202no but I need to fuge that buge
>>530083625Letโs go sniper
alright tf2gays what class do i play while my feet are propped up to get the swelling down and can only use my laptop and xbox controller
>>530085552>pyroBut Iโm not trans
>>530085552You didn't even post an actor dumbass
>>530083096Making you suck it while i frag out on dustbowl
>>530086581asuka anon would love servicing and pocketing a demo chad i just know
>>530083625No dubs or trips here, but Colbert
>>530083625robert de niro
>>530085558rocket jumping with a gamepad is quite an experience
>>530090002sigh huntsman sniper it is
anyone know the name of the mod for these white arrows as damage direction indicators?
where did the "comp guys hate fun" thing came from? every time i pug with friends its the funniest shit, you guys should try the game instead of making your own head cannon
>inb4 muh b4nny takes pugs very seriously
and the majority of comp guys dont take them that seriously, b4nny is known to take every single fucking match seriously even by top invite standards
>>530093249>where did the "comp guys hate fun" thing came from?Probably Zesty's fault
>>530093510apparently thousands of people now say "comp tf2 is just quake" just because he said it in one of his videos
literal cattle
>>530083608reminder zj is friends with aar, a diapershitting furfag pedo
>>530086513Thanks I try man
>>530093249b4nny is a pretty big dickhead, but I do think that he is genuinely autistic and just can't help it.
>>530094594he just solves practical problems. no time for feelings
>>530094878>casual demoknight player with comp experience>makes high quality video about a fun experience with friends playing 6s and some other stuff>drama youtubers make it out to be this super confrontational drama response and nitpick every single statement to misrepresent it and blow it out of proportioncrazy how low the drama-youtube types go for views
>>530094594(Me) I don't think he is actually a bad person though.
>>530092452The one where you optimize the fun out of the game to have readouts of audio queues and Dreamcast graphics to get 1 extra frame per second
>>530095719is it fun to have large red damage indicators instead of more precise white arrows? thats crazy man, you must be having a blast
>BA is finally on steam
Shupo cosmetics when
>>530086581Asuka anon you should frag out with Dfloyd anon
>>530097395Hopefully never.
>>530092086dead people can't play parts
>>530098596wdym, a lot of recent movies use cgi and ai to reprise roles :p
>>530098721only if the actor consented to it before their death, like james earl jones did.
>>530082656 (OP)"We want to do zero work while taking the profits anyways."
>>530099641Valve's modus operandi for the past decade
>>530098861thats dope... i think retroactively he would allow it
>>530099968lmao no the writer's guild and actors' union protested for months to specifically prevent someone from being turned into AI without consenting to it while they were alive
sorry lil bro you won't get your floyd movie
>>530097395hopefully very soon
>>530101203Floyd wasn't a member of the acting union, therefore he could be cast into a movie using AI.
>>530102079california passed laws that prevent anyone from being turned into AI without their consent, so they wouldn't be able to make it in hollywood
either way it would be social suicide for the movie, and this has come a long way from the original point of casting for the "TF2 movie"
just pick someone alive for the roll
mel gibson as demoman
danny devito as engineer
>>530101914Honestly? He would look pretty good with a beard and adjusted hair.
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>>530101914>receding hairline in his 20s
>>BA is finally on steam
>Shupo cosmetics when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE0wsK-MIdE
media literacy has arrived
>>530101958Trust the plan
>>BA is finally on steam
>Shupo cosmetics when
>>530105483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj43UaqJ3A
>>530105409>>530101958>>530097395damn... these sluts need correction
>>>530105409>>>530101958>>>530097395>damn... these sluts need correction
>>530105483Bro looks like obese Tay Zonday
do people run bots on scrap.tf's hat banking? i averaged around 1 key a day but couldve been way more if i figured out a script that did it for me 24/7
>>530106052he lost though
WQN
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>WQN
wacky quake niggas??
>>530107323QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>530106803Are you buying cheap hats and selling them on footrest for a profit?
what a normal thing to have saved to one's computer
Spamming gore is tgirl-coded
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God I love being the most normal TF2 player on the planet.
i love being normal! avatarfagging in a dead mexican baby board is a normal thing to do! so is posting loli or however the oldfags worshipped
we don't post selfies here
>>530109560speak for yourself
>we don't post selfies here
>>530109691nice selfie, but your post is still not relevant to team fortress 2
i always have a hard time deciding between "off topic", "low quality", or "spamming"
what type of tf2 gamer are you?
>>530110802The one that kills friendlies until they get mad
they always get mad at the first kill
>>530103668he's not from california tho...
why did valve do this demobros...
Reddit's stupid-ass lost and found claim ticket is insanely retarded and the real fix is to make it so achievement items and cosmetics do not take up space in the inventory much in the way stock weapons don't.
>>530114240>redditstopped reading there
why is the reserve shooter banned in so many leagues
>>530101914He looks so slavic
>>530084056God this SkyminSlash is turning me on.
>>530116951sounds like projection if you ask me
>Random crits while someone is ubered
Dogshit game and mechanic. It's not "le funny" either. Playing on uncle fucker servers from now on.
>>530117390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8c25bZ4sg8
>>530110126Tranny jannies love enforcing "trolling outside of /b/", especially on parochial boards where they slap you with a ban from all boards for good measure. You can basically use it as a universal downvote button that gets rid of posts you don't like.
>>530093249Probably because they ban literally every weapon that even remotely deviates from their window of "acceptable" gameplay? Like they literally banned the Cow Mangler cuz it hurt med players feefees. Apply that logic to literally every item in the game that's not stock.
>>530118042really, because in my experience that's one they almost never enforce on /vg/
>>530114642in concept the reserve shooter is for the combo of: juggle your opponent and switch to your shotgun to finish them off. in practice it slows down the game since every soldier jumping is a minicrit victim
Historically any sort of unlock that lowers the speed of the game or the skill floor/ceiling/expression is banned. Reserve shooter lowers the possible skill expression from enemy soldiers, and lowers the skill floor of pyros/soldiers. See wrangler, fists of steel, natascha, jarate for another example
>>530118041ironic considering the soiled baby diaper is coming from zesty "random crits are le funny" jesus
>>530120093but you're the only one soiling your baby diaper about random crits here
>>530120206im not that anon who complained about random crits lol
personally idc I don't see a difference with/without random crits
When is the update dropping? I can't wait for 500 MBs of shitty cosmetics and maps literally nobody cares about!
Is it just me or is evening/late night tf2 a lot harder than daytime?
>played this morning (casual)
>didn't lose a single game
>seemed like everyone was just casually playing the game and there wasn't much teamwork, so it was easy to influence things
Played last night and it was completely different
>Tons of friend stacks and red ranks
>people playing like comp players, skill difference was massive
>some cheaters
>lost most of my games because I kept getting put on the shit teams full of randoms
I even literally got matched up against b4nny in pubs yesterday, and these guys on my team in voice chat started talking about how they're stream sniping him and they focused him with ubers while he was playing engie. We actually won and they started spamming "washed" in chat to him
>>530116951this was fact checked and debunked by floydpes, though.
>>530120426This but unironically...thanks troonporium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
TF2 and pokemon go together like peanut butter and jelly.
the spammer was sexually corrected by bloopander :D
>>530122191I liek chillet :3
>>530116951I think the most retarded thing about Zesty is that he acts like his taste is so refined but the characters he likes are from normalfag shounen slop like My Hero. Fortnite is not exactly a step down for a shounen jump character, both are for lowest common denominator children
>>530122397that's not a pokemon you fucking faker
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fuck
>>530122691Enough of a Pokemon for Nintendo to sue
We are getting a Jerma and Star_ stream when the mvm update comes!
Were are going home.
>>530122963tf2 if it was good
>>530123545I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
i think this man severely overestimates the amount of trans folx there are, everyone he interacts with online seems to be trans
>>530112414you're illiterate so you missed the point that movies are made in hollywood
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>>530123717Quite unusual behavior. I suspect that he's a chaser and it's a bit of wishful thinking... a real Floydian slip, if you will.
>>530124956need me a sheep or cheetah mommy
>>530124956I would be an owl girlfriend if I was a girl
>>530124956need hedgehog gf
lol
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NOW THIS IS TF2
>>530126813based dr_ballz
>>530127080that's a male pyro
>>530127926No it isn't, fag. The boobs are under her arms
>>530128120csarphong draws only male pyros
>>530128176That's a blatant lie and your shit's all retarded.
csarphong only draws male pyros with massive asses
>>530128364If this is "pretending to be retarded" bait to get me to post more you could just ask for more
Porn addiction is like coffee addiction.
You don't know how bad you have it until you try to stop for whatever random reason.
>>530128459i refuse to believe it. i know csarphong draws EXCLUSIVELY male pyros with huge asses... I haven't seen enough evidence to the contrary
>>530128554Okay so it's the bait path then
We need shupo cosmetics
Then I can comission a shupo fempyro from csarphong
>>530128481get off your high horse attention starved avatar faggot
>>530128481you're not any better you touch-starved loser
I am heavy weapons girl, and THIS is my weapon
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>530128695
What high horse
@530128753
Did I ever claim that
>>530128840her ass weighs 150 kg
>>530128840"It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fuck this weaponโฆfor twelve seconds."
>>530129534she would be doing the raping there
Here's your 9 years in development MvM update
>>530129660I was asking for for the Heavy update, I don't want this.
>>530116951Jus_Bruh is a known retard.
>>530128481Porn addiction is so funny though, at least gaming addiction is somewhat productive..
>>530086581Fempyro anon could also service you too
Put
in
new
weapons.
How fucking hard is it? JUST DO IT. Stop being pussies.
>>530129807the huh update? are you talking about another skeleton spam scream fortress? well okay
>>530125714Patrician taste. As expected from a heavy main.
>>530130543>How fucking hard is it? JUST DO IT.Takes actual game design and testing unless you just want a broken piece of shit everyone hates
If they put in a singular new weapon that barely rocked the boat every TF2ber would get 10 hours of new video material; even people like Ster would be compelled to make a video covering it. Yet Valve won't do it. They want to Larp like they are Xi and "do nothing and win" when they are the Ayatollah who does nothing and loses.
>>530130823I'll give you a fucking easy one. Give Scunt the nailgun. It's been playtested thoroughly on TF2C and everyone agrees that it's objectively worse than the scattergun in 80% of situations, yet it's still a fun idea that would create hype. Then they can ride that wave of hype to start putting in more bold additions Like giving Heavy a new subclass or a useful primary.
>>530131145Add shit no one will use
Great waste of time.
I think they should add a baseball bat for scout where he hits a baseball at you and it stuns you for a few seconds if the baseball connects with the target, that's just my new weapon idea.
Valve Weapon Update Idea: Fix the Ambassador
>>530131382Make it pre-nerf but only get the infinite range crits on the back of heads.
if valve does not bring back quickplay, every single trader main will lose thousands of dollars in their inventory simply because the game loses players over time
tick tock traderjews, you have money, fucking ask valve to bring back quickplay or you will lose everything as a natural consequence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmQqiNbO800
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Every user I click on in my games has a steam profile written in spanish............
What if Spy was given a revolver that rewards skilled players by allowing him to deal critical hits upon headshots, which, for a revolver, are substantially more skill-intensive and mechanically impressive than doing so with a sniper rifle?
>>530130543*monkey paw curls*
Done. You now get another Hot Hand-tier weapon that will just rot in your backpack. Have fun!
>>530131790I've seen a rise of spanish speakers too
Happened when they added new us east servers
>>530131347>>530131873These are some thoughtful weapon ideas. Why have they not been implemented into the base game? Valve should hire this poster.
>>530131873Pre-nerf spy edgelords were actually a one man army in casual matches. 300 HP at all times with their kunai and then they machine gun crits from anywhere on the map if people tried to not get trickstabbed.
>>530110802Mix of socialite and achiever. I like achieving things to then talk about.
>>530132458Bocchi's bocchis are quintessential TF2 content
>>530132458Thank you booby girl
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RGL head admin btw
>>530131873Diamondback is too strong, spy shouldn't get to one shot people with his revolver for doing what he's supposed to do.
>>530095719>optimize the fun out of the gameSo you mean pubs? Running unlocks that basically nullify the effectiveness of anything with projectiles, Sniper that basically locks down every fucking map and vaccinator Medics with their heavies that essentially ruin any and all fun factors of pubs?
>>530133691Vaccinator needs nerfs, too strong and it's of course only used by people that know how to abuse it. Shouldn't charge ubers while shielding, at the minimum.
>>530120093Imagine being so infantile, that a random crit makes you burst out into laughter that causes you to become physically weak. Couldn't be me.
>>530120771Early mornings -> Players are just waking and baking
Evenings/Late night -> Degenerates woke up and got off their 2 hours KovaaKs warmup and are now ready to try really hard (in casual) while simulntaneously talking down about competitive despite using the same strategies to win (in pubs lol)
>>530134451Every time I see this image I am reminded that I need to stretch more.
The consequences of fragging can be quite crippling if a person does not care for their body afterward.
>>530134394you're definitely right because I had the absolute sweatiest Powerhouse game earlier and the other team brought out 3 medics vs our 1-2 just to win.
please stop connecting me to atlanta servers
When lil blud tells me in xirs nasally voice to switch off quickfix in community mvm.
>>530131790>>530131965Latinx children are the only source for tf2's growth.
>>530122351>>530082909This guy is literally Aar's most recent attempt to weasel his way back into the TF2 community (100% why Zesty is so fixated on forcing his audience of racist retards into watching every single gay furry puppet with AI voice changer video).
>>530131790Same but in Russian
>>530132635You're welcome booby class
>>530132563>>530132926Indeed. Hopefully she'll be ready for the MvM update
so anime won
the amish guy died?
>>530133691>Running unlocks that basically nullify the effectiveness of anything with projectilesyeah i agree gunboats are really op
>>530136719i do not care. sex with the puppet...
>>530137331This gimmick of yours has already worn thin
>>530136930Are we getting new australiums?
>>530137814>>530137884who turned your smiles upside down today? when i need to smile, only one thing's good for it: tf2 (media)! try it out!
I'm starting to believe that bloopander (aar on a shitty AI voicechanger) poster is bloopander (aar on a shitty AI voicechanger)
>>530138625yeah, wouldn't be the first time an annoying no-name tf2tuber tried to shill themselves here
>aar on a shitty AI voicechanger
holy schizo
if bloopander was a diaper wearer why would he make fun of my own map?
Bloopander is a industry plant, no I will not elaborate
The shitty part is that zesty is giving more attention to this gay former workslopper furnigger instead of people trying to save the game like Gabber.
>>530139264This.
Friendship ended with mรถnkey
Now Bloopander is my best friend
>>530139264I don't watch zesty or any TF2 YouTube tranny so I just assumed it was another new avatarfag spamming the thread with unrelated images as usual
>>530137938No, but we are getting new zealiums. I'd leak the proof but I can't do that here.
>>530139331That dramaslop for ya, it ain't about the game it's about the personalities
>>530139264>no I will not elaborateyou don't need to, we all know
>>530140543I trust you bocchi
>>530140543stop replying to yourself
>>530142080this but all me thobeit
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Dont vote for any pyro cosmetics. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
>>530142435Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Upvote all pyro cosmetics. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>530142638this butt femsoldier
>>530142638speak the truth. Luv me fempyro...
>>530142882>that donknot lore accurate asuka
>>530142882>that donkHng....
>>530142882>>530143961I'd like to double donk it
>>530142435this but soldier
>>530094594He his playing this game for like 20y, no shit he is autistic. I play this game for a long time i can see the results.
https://www.twitch.tv/tenfive15_
New eceleb just dropped
>>530145535That's not bagboy
>>530145535>ponyfag vtuber avatar>minecraft graphics>dubstep remix
>>530106803>but couldve been way more if i figured out a script that did it for meI've seen people do said thing in the past. No idea about ongoing examples since because they use Cloudflare for bot protection, so you need to have a sneaky webdriver in order to profit off of it.
>>530093249every other shooter on the planet is a 6v6 comp setting. its just fucking boring. i play tf2 specifically to get away from that.
>>530118353>Like they literally banned the Cow Mangler cuz it hurt med players feefees.you could one-shot medics with cow mangler.
>>530149370We don't for we can't.
>>530149580Maybe meds should just not get hit by that derpy ass charged shot? Nah, just ban it.
>>530149370ban everyone who started posting in 2016 or later
>>530149370we move to 4x2 chan
>>530149370start by banning animeposter
>>530149370More Sniper obviously bro
VIP Mobster is coming and you will like it
>tfw finally get a 3box in two cities
>>530149907Newfags > oldfags
>>530150602I can see why you would think that, if you're a newfag.
Girl are you an engineer cause you're erecting my dispenser
medic sucks because you actually have to use his melee. having to use anything other than my key for quick swapping between 1 and 2 weapons is just not going to happen i'm afraid.
give medic big spikes that protrude from him like a hedgehog and you can just run into enemies who are close to you.
>>530151603>my key for quick swapping between 1 and 2 weaponswhy would you have this? you can quick swap between any weapons if you use your normal weapon binds
>>530151431Oldfags feel like visiting your hometown after like ten years and running into your old friend best who still lives at home and still makes the same jokes from high school. They used to be funny when you guys were 16 but now that youโre adults all you can see is a 32 year old man who never left his hometown, doesnโt speak to his children, and works at Wal-Mart. Oldfags are like watching someone you once thought full of promise stuck in a vicious cycle of avoidance and toxic nostalgia โ that one friend who never grew up. Oldfags are like watching someone you once loved sink deeper into a life you knew they were better than simply because they couldnโt get out of their own way.
>>530151792tl;dr
fuck off newfag
>>530151792Oldfags literally don't exist. They are all normalfags who moved on or they ack'd. No exceptions. I started browsing in 2013 and that makes me the oldest fag in 99% of threads now kek.
>>530151881Oldfags don't know what this site is about now, they still think they're in 2003-2005.
>>530152019Why are you still here?
Let me guess is it the animeposter? BA poster?
I hope you donโt mean that unironically but
>>530152230>2003-2005do zoomers lack parts of their brain?
do zoomers play tf2 or post on 4chan?
just got stomped in a pub by ethereal
>>530152334I'm still here because I'm severely mentally ill and in a deep negative feedback loop.
>>530152340I saw a graph that showed that's when oldfags joined the site.
>>530151792why did you CHATGPT this
>>530152019They do, they're just drowned out by newfags. I've personally been here since 2007. The idea that you outgrow 4chan has always been some weird meme, like you somehow stop using the Internet when you get older, or there's some "better" website you're supposed to move to. What am I supposed to do, post minion memes on Facebook? Fuck that. This is still one of the best sites for free speech, for better or worse.
>>530152751to be fair once you get on with life and stop being a teen or a NEET, you dont have time to be terminally online and may only browse for 30 minutes a day or during weekends. Same reason older TF2 comp guys often dont have time to participate with a team even if they still play pugs
>>530152842Right, but you can still be an oldfag and have a life and still look at 4chan sometimes. It's crazy to think in all or nothing terms.
>>530152751There is X now.
How bout we push this cart back to my place?
How 'bout you stop using W+M1 and blow me.
Hey, nice pants. What's the drop rate?
Let's BONK!
>>530151732i have it on mouse 4, q is slightly more inconvenient. this way i can hit it with my thumb in an instant without moving away from wasd.
>>530153041X is all ragebaiting and bots since Elon monetized "engagement." There's no genuine discussion to be had there.
>>530153183>mouse keyswhat if you're flicking your mouse when you want to change weapons? i used to have my push to talk on my mouse and it was pretty awful to use during gameplay
now i just use Q E R T for weapon 1, 2, 3, 4 respectively, its more ergonomic than the actual numbers
>>530152751moot logged off forever and now lives with his nipponese wife and happa child. He's the fated archetype in my head of all old oldfags.
>>530153334What a loser, why did he abandon his creation?
>>530153318how do you reload?
>>530153495wait i forgot about autoreload
>>530153318it depends on the mouse. my thumb keys are impossible to accidentally hit.
>>530153616autoreload is for pussies. every real gamer has pressing r hard wired into them. autoreload just means you're costing yourself precious seconds in a firefight, it cannot gauge when it is choosing a really bad time to suddenly start reloading.
>>530154110Holy mid. Do Scunts really?
>>530153758Starykrow uses autoreload
>>530152560you gotta get yourself a merc husband bro
it'll solve everything guaranteed
What are some cool places to sentry boost yourself onto? With level 1 sentry preferably. I only know of the roof on gravel pit.
>>530157303How is he cute?
>>530157409Just look at him bro
>>530158613He's like a 45 year old man.
>>530158694A cute 45 year old man
Genuine question, how do i get better as a player now? I feel like i'm stuck between being better than a fresh install and getting stomped by objectively better players. I want to improve but casual is full of fresh installs and Uncletopia is built on a competitive setting so i can't improve in a truly unrestricted scenario, i just want to get better universally
How 2 do this?
>>530159474>Uncletopia is built on a competitive setting
>>530159474MGE is easily the best way to get better at TF2, although it doesn't help with positioning and teamwork, it does help with 1v1 duels, which a lot of people consider the hardest encounter in the game.
>>530159474Stop dropping F bombs this is a blue board.
>>530160343Unclefucker players are better than players on any servers outside of straight compfag shit.
>>530160821fair enough, i wouldnt call that comp still, thats just good players. Competitive is an entirely different setting than pubs
>playing comp pug
>2nd most frags
>bottom DPM (not counting medics)
how? i was scout btw
>>530009410>>530068585from my understanding the TF2CC guys use a forked version of pugbot running the ELO system. Problem being EVERYONE starts with 1000 ELO, so they manually tweak the teams after the bot automatically generates them.
everytime a new player gets into the system hes either too low or too high compared to his real skill level
I love this image so much..
Why is zesty jesus in favor of kicking people who are simply playing the game?
>>530165412Because he's a bitch?
>>530165412>Complaining about SniperWhat an enormous faggot.
>>530165492wtf i hate zesty now, i thought he was a manly chad who could take on a challenge without becoming a whiny bitch
>this scared zesty zealots until he unbanned it
so how much of the "Zesty is friends with diaper fetish furries" is true? does anyone have the leaked pics of zesty in diapers? what a fucking wierdo
>>530165861Aar commissioned diaper pics in the past and the pic of his cat character (not a fursona according to him) is a cropped pic of the character in a diaper
Imagine if I hadn't been stoned hehehe
>>530165412Sniper players aren't people.
>>530130762I main demoknight tho
>>530166505>>530138625Aar and Bloopander have the same energy but this type of person is extremely common in the TF2 community so it's unlikely they're the same person.
>>530165863hes probably referring to this
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529755280/#530072846
Good thing its archived forever
>>530168378https://vocaroo.com/2HviAa5SdRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7B7zWXC5Fs
New Rumpus kino!
wild rumpus is bald. bald people are evil.
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oh boy i sure love e-celebs!
>>530168924if he had hair we would've gotten the heavy update by now
>>530169017>a fat man with hair giving an update to a fat man without hairVery unlikely.
why is it so rare for community servers and pubber communities to make their own comp team now? is it just because community servers are dead because of meet your match now? or because its way more common for people to play by themselves now rather than having a group of tf2 friends?
>>530168924he's lazy, that's somewhat evil
One pink cookie = one banned bot
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I have another decal and an objector. send your images faggots, i'll post after i apply
>>530168749>11:00>rumpus used to play on a low-gravity mario kart server for hundreds, if not thousands of hoursdamn, he used to play sovlful TF2 before he turned into a slopetitive faggot
>>530170826When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.
Corinthians 13:11
Sorry, but this just isn't acceptable in 2025.
>>530165412BASED. Of course the sniper main has the complexion of Muskelmannbraun. Every player who's not that shade of warpaint agrees sniper needs reworked. Even the best fucking TF2 player Bunny agrees Sniper is BS. Snipertards can cope and seethe.
>>530172223https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/42/Demoman_dominationscout05.wav
bunny
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>>530082656 (OP)Do workshop creators get revenue from Steam market sales of their items? Thinking about liquidating my inventory.
>>530175873no, they dont, steam market's tax goes directly to valve
Never forget the Hat Holocaust
6 million Unusuals reduced to ashesโฆ
You were good, son, real good! Maybe even the best.
>>530123747>all movies are made in hollywoodoy... you really are a retard huh
>>530168695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
I fucking suck at this game Im kms now
>>530172121>Every single sniper player is bro-
Sniper is mechanically the simplest class in the game. You donโt even need to know anything about team fortress 2 to be an amazing Sniper player.
>>530178428my favorite tf2 thing!
>>530179617Itโs tf2 related because I added the soldier quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJSl5CP2mk
>>530179617Far more related to tf2 than your ugly gay eceleb.
>>530180687he is not gay! he is... zesty...
This Zesty guy looks like... Jesus...
When you're in a worst sniper sightline contest and you opponent is Frontier last
>Still no shooter as good as TF2
>Gotta keep playing TF2
So tiresome
>>530149370Ban pyroshitters
>captcha dox smAlso valid imo
>>530110126>>530110562>he's goneWhat did you guys end up going with to dispose of the jak spammer? I have another spammer in a different general that needs to be annihilated.
>>530181879Jesus was not a porn addicted pedophile bro... he deplored them.
Hungryโฆ
Needโฆ sandvichโฆ
>>530179345where did the sniper main touch you
>>530168614https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f5/Heavy_domination11.wav
>>530180637This video is despicable. You literally went out of your way on a dead server, knowingly killing people that were friendly and that just wanted to chill, and then decide to post said video, all for what? I get that they were in the way of the objective, but like, who cares about capping the point on a server with nobody on it and nobody fighting? It seems so useless.
>>530180637based. kill friendlies, fuck friendlies, roundhouse kick a friendly into the pavement etc
>>530188435I only have the banana
>>530082656 (OP)>thread is entirely just fotm eceleb, gooner and df spamat least bantfags had a server to promote
>>530191452We all on castaway nigga
>>530116951>>530168614he got half of that right
>>530191452goblin cock or bust bitch ass cracka
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>>530168614These are always the type of people who rail against footchads BTW.
Ok I'm actually fucking seething. Why doesn't stupid fucking 30 year old game have a mechanic that lets me choose the spawn door I'm closest too when I respawn? I just lost a stupid fucking match because it put me in some gay detour spawn on attack/ defend when the normal one would have given me a chance to spam last with stickies instantly.
Did elmaxo quit? How much longer till the tf2 youtube scene is just zesty and MAYBE uncle dane?
>>530202057when weezy stops gambling
>>530202057Big joey quit too basically at the same time. Did something happen in tf2 11 months ago?
>>530149907thread reverts to the same 4 non-quoting 'cord trannies ERPing for 750 posts. go look up threads from that era, they're grim
>>530149963tranime posting is encouraged in that pedo shithole
>>530149982you'd still have to ban the porn posters and the avatarfags who post cropped porn and /co/AL pics
>>530184579good start
>>530210213Is the bloop inspired by that 3DS arcade rabbit thing
>>530207553>check the oldest threads on https://arch.b4k.dev/>no sexy 'cord trannies/ avafags in siteYou made it all up.
>sharty filename
Please kill yourself
>>530165861while zesty is friends with aar, it seems like that alleged diaper pic comes from anon whos likely a diaperfag workshopper. the hands never matched up with his
Anyone about sub-saharan IQ can tell that diaper pic is a complete fake.
>>530178583>allnever was said, you are an illiterate ESL that needs to log off
>>530103668
>>530168614>pic is missing zesty's TF tattoo and the head is cropped so it could be anybody>konata is included for some reason even doe she's 18 years old>objector was given to him by a tf2g, gifted tag is still on there>everything else is out of context screenshots of him simply mentioning 4chan or using the crying emoji one timeIs this the best emporium troons have? kek it has the same energy as the schizophrenic vipes posts they post here
>>530213234Is there a workshopper that can compete with Zesty's mooskles?
This is the average Medic (left) and Widowmaker Engineer (right) duo queue stomping your casual server.
>>530214045You're arguing in the faith that it would be made in california/hollywood. Also, you're projecting your illiteracy and brownness. I'd say log off, but genuinely we both know you're going to be on your computer living your life mad at strangers for owning you online since a retard.
>>530216034you're literally retarded, the point was simply "they wouldn't be able to make it in hollywood" and you're such an illiterate third worlder you took that to mean "they can ONLY make it in hollywood"
all you can do is project because you've made yourself out to be a bigger dumbass with every post and it's making you seethe over a day later that everyone knows how brown and illiterate you are now
>>530214045I want hollywood to make the tf2 movie so pyro is female (transgender)...
>>530216554nice yapburger, still seething tho; I understand you want hollywood to make your marvel inspired tf2 movie man stop pretending otherwise.
>>530216795so you've chosen to double down on your stupidity, I accept your concession seething turd worlder
>>530216034NTA but it's clear he was just making a point that it couldn't be made in hollywood not that it had to
he's right, you gotta learn to read
>>530217065NTA either, but that anon is arguing in bad faith regardless if he wants people to take him seriously perhaps he should be more sincere
>>530216985You're saying this as you still are mad that Commiefornia laws wouldn't apply to shit out of the state and insist it would. I implore you to actually go to school and learn how laws works since it's one thing to be a reddit armchair warrior and it's another to actually see laws enforced faggot
>>530217351holy shit you just make yourself out to be stupider with every post, how is that even possible?
you're still operating under the assumption that it HAS to be made in california when the point was just that it couldn't be made there
genuinely log off and go back to high school
>>530217441It's funny you say this when you you literally said "california passed laws that prevent anyone from being turned into AI without their consent"
>>530103668Congratulations on forgetting your original argument, concession accepted.
>>530217441>This mad and wrong AND still projectingbuddy... All this over a hypothetical tf2 casting...
>>530217543bro I literally STARTED by pointing out that's not what was being argued
>>530214045>>530216554someone bringing up a factoid that "they couldn't make it in the main center for movies" doesn't mean they HAVE to or that CA laws apply to out of state, these are your own bad faith strawmen you've created by being totally and utterly illiterate
this guy got it because he can actually read, you are ACTUALLY fucking mentally retarded, you're an absolute vegetable of a human being
>>530217065log off and stop responding to me you're seething hard over a day later that youc an't read
>>530217543are you actually just retarded or pretending to be
>>530217849>>530217903AI gilbert gottfried as the mobster!
California claims another victim...................................
>>530217849>>530217903>Still seething and wrongYou already contradicted yourself, default concession accepted.
>>530218151so the answer is actually retarded, then
>>530202057Uncle Dane is already on his way out. He uploads infrequently and itโs mostly live commentary. Heโs even said he doesnโt really have much more to say about the game anymore
>>530218151I already accepted your concession, all you can do is parrot things back because you're barely even sapient, gg log off lil bro
>>530218414>>530218331sisters, you lost it's ok to lose and not go out this sad
>>530218023hey this is not funny ok ur going to get him mad, gilbert did not allow this!!
trvke
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>>530218646Gilbert AI as Archimedes
MGE
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>Heavy Weapons Guy
>Only uses miniguns
>>530210762It's more a balloonicorn that's been stretched into a rabbit shape
>>530219278>Mini rocket launcher for heavyERIC PLEASE
hebby
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>>530219278>no LMG that lets him run faster>no AA gun that crits airborne targets
>>530212617Did I stutter?
humanposting was a lot better than wojak spam
>>530219278I like to imagine Heavy is raping Scout whenever I see this picture. Not enough Heavy x Scout out there.
>>530220859Don't tell him that or he'll melty again
Scout
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When a Soldier aims so badly that you've got to hit him with the A10 milk-drinking Hyperborean stare.
>>530119830>fists of steel lowers the skill floorShut up and throw hands you shitter
why did my post get deleted amongst the wojak spergout
>>530225186WOAH! those janjans really opened fire!
>>530189150nta but heโs trvking
Sniper mains donโt need gamesense
Trained toucan could easily master Sniper
>>530225435I donโt think this pink puppet is sexy
>>530225186they deleted a bunch of random posts looks like
weird they left the wojak shitpost up and only deleted the image
>>530212617I want to fuck Maractus in tf2. Cock-sucking cactusโฆ.
>>530223927fists of steel is a "press 3 to not get caught out to an uber" item
>>530225186It's like when third world dictators open fire on crowds of people because they think there are insurgents amongst them
>>530229408further proof jannies are brownoid monkies who dont do their job right
>>530225702Thatโs because youโre not mentally ill
Are there any randomizer US servers? not bots ?
>>530225702i do! zesty does too!
So is this the new emporium mental illness tactic? Kinda weird, not gonna lie.
>>530232784None Iโve found that werenโt terrible
zestypedos and troonporium trannies, don't fight, you're both the same
pain
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>>530232784>no bf to dress up as Sniper for meWhy even live bros?
I should just end it right here tonight
>>530232784Sniper if he American
>>530215085>Widowmaker Engineerdo people actually get filtered by that setup? i've rarely seen a person get more than 1-2 kills doing this, and i usually just insta burst them as heavy lol
Why does Sniper hate fruit shop owners?
>>530237464Super obscure reference to some Australian movie apparently but I like to think its this instead
>>530238182>Sniper will never gaybash youits just not fair bros
>be me
>team gets utterly vapulated by a femboy soldier with his the original and his pocket medic
>look at femboy's pfp
>its a fucking censored dick pic with thighhighs and fishnets
>see that in the description, he exchanges items for nude pics
I hate these fags, hopefully my report works and he gets banned
>>530240013Joshie stomping noobs
youโre just mad because your dick isnโt cute enough to get free items from trader fags. itโs probably ugly
This discussion makes it sound like I can get free unusuals if I show off my caged cock.
Is that true?
>>530240256....how the fuck can a dick be cute in a non-faggot way?
i hope these faggots enjoy their bans. using the orig*nal is already gay enough.
>>530240013based soldierchad entrepreneur getting that bag by selling his cock to mentally ill tradejews while anon seethes on tf2g
>>530240593no one wants to see some shriveled caged shrimp, the only way to enjoy tranny cock is if it's at least 7 inch long
>>530240593nobody wants to see your pathetic pecker, MAGGOT
>>530240013wtfโฆ itโs true, I was the solly
>>530241218I made a female (womb haver) friend on 4chan 10 years ago and she asked to see mine but I was too shy to show her
>>530240013really?? tell me more!
sketchek didn't kill himself guys
Sketchek made more money faking his suicide and becoming a (male) vtuber than he did in his entire tf2 โcareerโ
Food for thought, Zesty.
>>530240593>cagedholy based
>>530243789does he have a list on how much money he made
How do we redesign the Engineer so he actually takes skill?
>>530247275Give him 200 health, make him slower and give him a rocket launcher
uh oh
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>>530247441Does this mean we can have a gay boy orgy underneath the bridge at Dustbowlโs final point
>>530243789His "money-making" male vtuber career is with the shittiest company imaginable.
>>530247948it's not gay if the turtle and opposite sex character that never physically appears in the games are in it
>>530247441>most people don't actually play 2hu, just looks at fan work>most people don't actually play tf2, just looks at fan work (youtube videos)makes sense
Where fuck is the strange Eureka Effect, Tide Turner, and Dragon's Fury?
>>530229408>>530230968even some of the fempyro posts got caught in the crossfire... an absolute travesty
>>530248915such are the ways of the janny. this place definitely needs another nuking to get their ass in gear.
>>530249936assuka poster hittin' the trvth nvkes once again
>>530250147stop replying to yourself (again)
>>530250147i'd hit fempyro with my mad milk, if you know what i mean
nah
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>>530250323I believe I do
Why would you even want a strange dragons fury? The DF is ASS ever since the completely unnecessary nerfs gutted it
>>530250336>wow look guys i can edit inspect elements!again stop replying to yourself, just post your thoughts in one big blurb... no need to unnaturally bump the thread with this spam
Bought the ROR2 SOTS DLC during the Steam Sale and I've been doing nothing but grinding away at it since for my free time. I've finally Platinum'd it, so I can finally get back to votekicking bottom scoring shitters from outta my matches in Team Fortress 2. Maybe there's some new Heavy mains to run into :)
>>530250778I didn't edit anything, you need to take your meds and accept there's more posters than just (you) here
>>530250589I'm glad to hear it, now excuse me while I do so right now and hope for someone to join in
>>530250763Some people just vibe with it that hard, or their favorite e-celeb uses it so they want to use it too, and in turn get a strange.
(Voice) Scout: Yo, wasnโt zestyโs right hand man, monkey, caught as diddy in 4k with an underage trans tgirl? Freakinโ unbelievable!
>>530250865You should start a casual equivalent of tacobot.tf to warn players of n00bs, trolldiers, fat scouts, friendlies, and retards ahead of time so we know to kick them on sight.
>>530251465bagbot.tf
Boom. Perfect name.
>>530251203Just in time for him to make his boy toy Richter his new right hand man. That bitch is so annoying.
>>530251031>>530142435very good. as always, remember to fuck pyros and get head from pyros etc
>>530250763>DF not being a straight upgrade = gutted by nerfsCasualtards...
>>530251607What's perfect about it? That doesn't relate to anything having to do with the BlessedViva name
You could've said burrito.tf and it would've fit better since I'm part Mexican
How is Asuka tf2 related? I might as well start posting league of legends characters since there's some masked hotties there I want to fuck.
Asuka is tf2 related because I have a lewd image of her on my conscientious objector
>>530252767zesty jesus uses her as his avatar so it's semi related
>I might as well start posting league of legends characters since there's some masked hotties there I want to fuck.go ahead, more masked hotties is appreciated
Asuka is TF2 related now? Holy hell, what'd I miss since I last checked in? Let's go Asuka!
How is Konata tf2 related?
>>530255428trade mario kart?? duh??
lucky star was also popular at the time TF2 came out
>>530255428because years ago I used to make a ritualpost with konata waking up the sleepy /tf2g/s
The game shrinks your head really tiny when you get decapitated. I think only the swords can cause it but maybe sniper can too. I don't remember.
>>530256165if you really are that guy then you might have popularized it but konata's shown up here before then because of trade_mariokart
>>530255428Well Lucky Star is part of classic 4chan culture (and just old internet culture in general) which also includes Team Fortress and that show is constantly coming up in tf2 related fan media so in a way is she's always on topic
>>530137143gunboats are insane
>>530256928you're an idiot the lucky star gif is on the original MARIO_KART map from 2008
>>530257630I don't think you read my post right because that's exactly what I was saying
>>530255428>tf2 has been 4chan culture for 18 years now>lucky star has been 4chan culture for 17 years nowNot that hard to figure out
>>530255428Lucky star and tf2 go a long way back
>>530255428I'm shocked that someone saved this
>join casual
>pyro medic combo completely destroys my team
>leave and requeue
>medic decides to combo with me
>go 70-3, win in less than 6 minutes, etc
Remind me why I bother playing this game in Casual when it's clearly the Medic deciding to heal me that determines how games go? Such a fucking shit show abomination of a shooter.
>>530258780simply be so annoying that the enemy medic stops playing
>>530149150>Quake1v1, 2v2, 3v3, 4v4
>TeamFortress2v2, 4v4, 6v6, 7v7, 8v8, Prolander (7v7 with Item bans, Moba-style), Highlander (9v9 all-classes)
>Halo4v4
>CallofDuty4v4
>CounterStrike5v5
>Valorant5v5
>Overwatch5v5, 6v6
>>530252951this would also mean that every single merc is a tranny and a nazi at the same time.
>>530252965you folks would bully me relentlessly for being a furry, so no.
>>530259181>unhelpful shitskin adviceHELLO SAAR
>>530259363if it's kindred it's okay everyone's furry for kindred
>be medic
>know how to aim crossbow shots
>distribute overheal to the whole team instead of pocketing one guy
>my team doesn't even need to be good in order for us to win
>if anyone pushes past everyone else to focus me, just charge at them with melee like a psycho and 195dmg instant kill because your random crit chance is tied to the damage output of your heal target
>I can just drop into any random pub and singlehandedly turn the tide of the whole game by being there
Such a masterpiece of a shooter
>>530252767>>530248915Retarded coomers get fucked.
530259758
>things that didn't happen
what
it was obvious
he's the red spy
And now he's here to fuck US!
>be sniper
>know how to aim
>cause 9758 to seethe relentlessly as I quickscope him everytime he shows 1 pixel of his head
Lol. Lmao even.
Why are you guys roleplaying with these imaginary scenarios
>>530260341HE DIDN'T SAY THAT SWEAR WORD UNCENSORED!!!!
you can just spam jump and crouch while spinning the mouse around if you need to get across a sightline (you should know where the sightlines are to begin with and stay out of them)
enjoy losing half of your health to a crossbow when I peek the corner nerd
How is Kindred from the hit video game inspired by the hit netflix series tf2 related?
>>530260756LoL was inspired by Dota and Valve makes both Dota 2 and TF2
god I wish that were me
>>530118353they ban things that arent fun so that means they hate fun yeah that makes sense
>>530260756No idea
Plump goat butt
>>530259758>your random crit chance is tied to the damage output of your heal targetNope. I agree with everything else though
>>530261170BUILT for plapping
Furry butt on /tf2g/?
It's more likely than you think.
>>530261317It's not likely enough.
>>530261170That's a sheep.
im going to be the edgiest kid on the schoolyard
>>530261170doesn't this guy actually draw official art for LoL?
Is he also drawing lewds of it as a side hustle or something?
>>530261832Nice scarf faggot, does it come it mens?
>>530261832cute Sniper bro
I'd definitely be pissed if I got headshot and saw it was this thing that did it
>>530261832>No anger*Yawn*
>>530262726that thing is ancient and overused meme
So one gigantic furry ass gets deleted but not the others?
>>530261930why not? japan does it all the time
>>530262810it was because the dog was in the way obviously
meow
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>>530264602I think you have more fun posting cropped porn than playing mvm
>>530264907both are equally as fun..
Only community mvm missions are any fun.
>>530264907But you do that too...
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>>530264937well i wouldnt know that, i never played mvm but ill take your word
>>530265013yes
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>>530264602I queue for 10min, didn't found a match :(
too late I guess
>>530265346>>530260678>>530261317How is a pokemon related to team fortress 2?
>>530265762I have Rosa smut cropped on my objector
>>530264602Two Cities my beloved.
>>530265762That last one is a reaction image about how slow he was
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>>530265329Well then keep it up, and get caged back up slut
>>530265892This, but big rock.
>>530266024Canโt. Phoneposting before sleep so I donโt have the crop on me.
>>530266061Another time, I promise.
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>>530265762Extremely related
>>530266191m-more like big (black) cock :3
>>530266538based based based based based
sorry i meant based hours*
>>530265762That one famous 4chan thread with May and Soldier. Not that it really matters since this general has long died long ago and anything goes as long as its not straight up porn or gore.
>>530267060>MayIt was Dawn you fake fan also it was a photoshop, it was a DC character named Larfleeze originally
>>530267136>also it was a photoshop, it was a DC character named Larfleeze originallyfake news historical revisionism pics or it didn't happen no a picture of the same thing with the image replaced isn't proof keep pushing cart
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1lt8j08/if_you_ever_feel_like_youre_stupid_just_know/
Check those images lol
>>530267136Dawn, May, Misty, Nurse Joy, Jenny, whatever
You retards will spam them here and nobody can stop it. That's the point.
>>530267931It's real, I can attest to it because I was IN that fucking thread. The shopper didn't even do a good job, they randomly removed the post numbers, deleted the fucking day of the week for some reason but left an artifact in the process, Soldier's too big to fit in the thumbnail box, AND it still says Larfleeze
>>530268257bros... my life's a lie
>>530268257>I was IN that fucking threadreminder to get your prostate checked
>>530268679I'm not that old (yet) but thanks for your concern
>>530157336there is a little alcove right out of frame that you can get into and you can actually build sentries in there and they are almost invisible
Pardon my autism but I thought of this script planning to voice act it. I've never voice acted anything so it's never gonna happen.
Redditor Heavy: "Welcome to /r/tf2. How boring do you think you are?"
Soldier: "How boring am I? I caught wind of this Bring Back Quickplay movement, and by God himself it's awakened my urge for battle once again. The American people are tired of unbalanced teams, waiting shockingly long to fight before and after a match, and most importantly, being ignored by that Valve company!"
Heavy: "Hmph. Even if coward is angered at corporation over video games, Heavy can see how take is perhaps spicy. I'm afraid I must turn you away. Maybe? You're not so boring."
Soldier: "You're going to let me continue this instant! If that sorry excuse for a movement isn't CRUSHED, it could be the end of conflict as we know it! Of toxicity! I enjoy it when my ENEMIES suffer through another queue and ragequit because their hopes of defeating me are a joke. I love being invested in winning to an unhealthy degree! And I can't tell you enough how much I HATE community servers, big man, because that's where FRIENDSHIPS form! I'm going to WIN this war in the name of Casual!"
Heavy: "Ho ho ho! Heavy beyond impressed! You, enter /r/tf2! Now! We need boring men like you!"
>>530270683It's overly verbose and kinda cringe so it's better to leave it anyway
>>530270873Yeah, I thought of condensing it to be an image but I don't know how I could do that while keeping the energy intact.
>>530271045You could edit the spongebob scene, it's already a meme template, and just shorten the text to be short and punchy like the original scene
>>530271930Yeah but I don't want it to just come off as "Quickplay good Casual bad" without substance
o well
>>530259420that's spy advice
>>530270618Gold Rush, Stage 2. My beloved
>topscoring
>go to take a piss and get a new glass of water
>get kicked
i was gone for fucking 3 minutes you piece of shit niggerfaggot
TF2 rewritten in 2025 be like:
>I am going to unalive you, and unalive you, and unalive you!
>>530282143(voice)spy: well, off to have a platonic wholesome relationship with your birthing person!
BlessedViva: [Chat Restricted by China]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
I was having a good morning until I saw your annoying post. Youโve ruined my day.
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>>530270618Remember being able to go on the other roof on badwater 2nd point.
tc_hydro is aesthetically the best map and the most faithful reflection of what team fortress 2 was meant to be
How different would TF2 be if Powerhouse released as a launch map as intended?
>>530299597The game would be good and we'd be having our third heavy update and Zesty wouldn't be an annoying nostalgia tard so he wouldn't have retarded drones that he's not even aware of ruining these threads probably.
But that's just a game theory.
when's update? or something
>>530300125How is a clown tf2 related?
Can someone spoonfeed me the latest cacagay drama?
>July 12, 2023
>July 18, 2024
This week or the next one, trvst the plan
>>530301873Gabber seething that he kept getting votekicked he made the server owner remove votekicks entirely
>>530301514pyro has clown cosmetics
>>530302683sigh another topia clone
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Update this week bros
>>530083608What happened?
(Voice) Soldier: You were good, son, real good! Maybe even the bestโฆ
I wish I wasn't schizophrenic
set sail for the OFFSHORE update, monday july 14th!
What the fuck is this puppet and why am I seeing posts about Zesty wanting to fuck it
>>530306370Zesty reacted and praised his videos (Bloopander on yt) on his second channel so now he's /tf2g/ approved and people want to fuck the puppet
>>530306613So he and his fans are a bunch of faggots?
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Update delayed because VIP mode broke casual
Oh, and it will still be broken 2 weeks after the update releases anyway. Enjoy!
update this week? 650 MB of the latest slop cosmetics and shit maps literally nobody cares about. I can't wait
I wish I was schizophrenic.
Why does someone keep posting non-TF2 related soijaks?
>>530309238they don't play the game
>>530305768>>530300125>>530243316Is this the new fotm meme because muh zesty video?
>>530310975One of those things is not like the others
Zesty is such a faggot lmao
Iโm a certified cock sucker, and even Iโm less gay than Zesty Jesus
I emailed eric smith and he said the update is delayed due to bugs with the VIP gamemode
Update on hold until I have nine pink cookies on my dinner table.
Thank you for understanding.
i'd still rather see that than anime porn
Anime porn won in the tf2g marketplace of ideas.
>>530317047>bro would rather see gore than animehttps://youtu.be/Kog5BdjDdto
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SPAM GORE IN THE TF2 GENERAL!!!! ONLY ANIME CHILDREN PUSSY PICS ARE ALLOWED!!!!
i wonder which posts are gonna disappear this time...
eee.. too... updeto? tadaimaa im gonna sleep, goodnight
>posting gore of dead kids
Fucking tranny. Kill yourself.
@525 cease your niggerbabble at once faggot
Boy do I love me some TF2 discussion!
>>530232784https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8d/Sniper_DominationHeavy01.wav
>>530319049how many reaction images have you accumulated so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tz7hnfyYY
kino...
even though niggers aren't human
>b-but niggers aren't-
You're saving pictures of dead children onto your PC. You're a fucking degenerate pedo subhuman faggot. Do us all a favor and paint your ceiling red.
>>530320340hes probably a latino, 4chan latinos are fucked in the head like that
or maybe another type of turd world subhuman who is desensivitized to gore and where pedo shit is low key acceptable in society
>>530320453they prefer latinx, get it right gringo
>YOU are the pedo!!!
>even though I am the one who does nothing but post tranime children all day
>>530306613>people want to fuck the puppet>peopleIt's one guy forcing a meme
>someone else is breaking the rules so i need to break the rules too!
turd world mindset, as expected of shartoddlers
>pedophile is defending posting dead children
I hope the Cartel skins you alive, spic.
>>530319637Racism is bad.
>>530321618Where can I find this?
>>530322175Fuck you bitch.
let it die, this is just pathetic. stop keeping this "meme" on life support. you're just spamming this out of malice
>>530320453As a Hispanic man who's desensitized to gore, it's not because of 4chan. I'm an old man and morbid curiosity got the best of me. Growing up, I used to watch horror films, I used to browse rotten dot com, and I discovered a VHS copy of Faces Of Death I
>>530320739I feel like the majority prefer "Hispanic". Only liberals wanna keep pushing the Latinx agenda. Speaking of pushing, I wish I could find a Heavy main to pubstomp with. We'll rack up all the kills while the rest of our team pushes the cart. Sadly, that's never the case
>gore bad
>tranime children pussy good
>>530322387Floyd memes are the funniest posts on /tf2g/.
>>530322680Hispanic just means Spanish.
are the "tranime children pussies" in the thread with us right now?
you do realize that posting gore is inherently transcoded behavior because seeing other people get horribly mutilated helps them feel less disgusted by their own grotesque axe wounds
gore is 4chan kulchur newfag
show more respect for the things that came before you
>>530322839From countries that speak Spanish, yes. My parents are from Spanish speaking countries, therefore I am Hispanic
>>530322901I watch it and thank Christ I never have to go to the Middle East or Brazil or the bad parts of Mexico
>>530322387Truth Tsar Bomba.
>>530323106holy trvth nvke
the floydpedo gets off to videos of real children being mutilated and murdered and thinks he stands on the moral high ground because at least they're not heckin drawingerinos
>>530323139Brazil is the best country in the world.
>>530323202Especially when they are on /tv/.
>brazil update never ever
koth_brazil is the worst map in the game
>>530323579How do you know he gets off to it?
Woman spotted on chudsty's germany 1 server
have you guys ever played in servers from other regions just out of cruriosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvjtXK-L4YA
>>530323947who the fuck would save that disgusting and horrible shit in the first place?
gore is whatever but gore of real children is absolutely unacceptable and you should be locked up for posting it.
>>530323918its okay in competitive 4v4
>>530324327No you shouldn't, they're just unfortunate pictures of the past.
>>530324327I'm not defending the behavior of the guy and I'm not a pedo defender, but you're coming at it like someone that's projecting. It's just old shock images that piss sensitive normies off. You see these kinds of things all the time in places like streamer rekt threads because they know it garners a reaction of disgust and sympathy for the kid
bagboy: i'm a normie
bagboy: posting child gore is baste because it makes normies seethe and if you complain about it you're projecting
vibber: i'm a normie unlike you terminally online 4cheads
also vibber: you commonly see these things in the streamer gore threads which of course we all frequent
>>530324327>why would anyone tell people to go on meatspin if they don't get off to itlmao
Nah, gore is fucked up but understandable for this site. Gore of kids, though? There's nothing funny about it, and you'll get what's coming to you. Of course the people who post stuff like that are third world faggots anyway.
Now get back to talking about Team Fortress 2.
>>530325937There's a difference between a shocksite full of dicks, and gore pics of dead children.
>>530325993I think you might be a normie man, you're not big enough for this part of the internet.
>>530325589You must've missed the first part of my post. I didn't say it was based to own or post it, but people crying over it is funny when they could just not give it a reaction and move on with their lives
>>530325749No no, streamer rekt threads are not the same as rekt threads. Gore isn't implied. Just shocking stuff that makes streamers jumpy. Sometimes it's gore. Not always
>>530325937Exactly. It's all done for reactions and these folks are falling for it
>>530325993It's just shining a light on the horrors of the world. It's online, but it's not as prevalent as it used to be. Maybe they did away with it like they did monkey hate threads or just animal stuff in general
>>530326264I have to accept gore of kids to be a "big man", is that right.
>>530326445You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of 4chan. 4chan is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." 4chan is not Facebook's whiteknighting. 4chan is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. 4chan is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.
We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.
>>530326361I don't buy it.
>>530326182>there's a difference between a shocksite and a shockimagethis topic is boring and unironically jannies should ban every ip posted in the last hour for being this retarded and offtopic
is shortstop a direct upgrade to the scattergun? I started using it recently and it's been really fun. On fixed bullet spread it has way more DPS mid range where scattergun can only deal 30 damage at max
>>530326810>is shortstop a direct upgrade to the scattergun?Of course it is, the Scattergun is a faggy weapon.
>>530326182If you and everyone else here is familiar with "run the gauntlet", correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the first video the baby crawling onto an oncoming train in India? Then the final video was the BME Pain Olympics, a confirmed fake mutilation video. That must say a lot about most people's takes on dead kids versus peepees being chopped off and other general gore stuff
>>530326445You just gotta not pay any mind to it. Pretend it doesn't affect you and they'll get over it. Now that you've shown to sperg out over it, he's gonna keep posting it
>>530326743That was too much to read and skipped to the end, but I chortled over the final bit
>>530326764Which part?
>>530326973I like the Scattergun and I'm a heterosexual :(
>>530326810Of course it is not, the Shortstop is a faggy weapon.
>>530327195I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
>>530327407why are you so obsessed with my hypothetical trans identity
sounds like a bit of wishful thinking on your end, chaser.
>crying about things being off topicWhat do you expect from posting shit like that? If anyone is retarded it's you.
>>530327024>gauntlet I don't watch that shit. I used to watch rekt threads but it got to a point where I realized I'm fucked up for enjoying it.
>pay no mind to itMy brother in christ it's a normal human reaction to find that shit disgusting. It speaks a lot about someone if they don't have that instinctual reaction.
>which partAll of it.
>>530327602Instinctual reaction, yes. Go wild and say it's gross out loud. But then to hit the post number, post a while spiel why it's bad, doing the captcha or whatever folks use these days and hitting post, that's doing too much. The poster wants you to say he's gross and stuff. Don't give in. Simple
Gauntlet isn't that bad. The kid getting run over sucks. I think another video was some girl snapping her arm in an arm wrestling match, some other generic gross stuff in between, and then the aforementioned video. Pretty tame stuff compared to the shit you'd see on a /gif/ rekt thread
>>530322387>you're just spamming this out of malicejust like the loli and other non related tranime spam? who woulda thunk it!
>>530326264Is this the only demoflyod picture I like. You should just post this one and only this one every thread then stop.
I'm glad the update isn't out. I didn't wanna buy 100+ crates again anyway. Better to use that money on live events
>>530326743lil bro unironically bought into the anomalous is region meme
Everyone wants new australiums but I wouldn't mind if they added new botkillers so there's one for every robot head, having them only for Heavy and Engi kinda sucks
>>530330162>falling for it>>530330347imagine. a botkiller second banana
god it will never be 2011 or 2012 or 2013 or 2014 or 2015 or 2016 or 2017 ever again i want to kill myself so badly
Nostalgia is the ultimate sin of the soul.
Yearning to return/retreat into the past will always be the greatest undoing of the mind.
And thatโs my essay on why I think Zesty is a stupid faggot.
>>530331464>New things good, old things bad
>>530319049that is a good bloop! excellent taste, friend
>>530319049>>530331607people will spend days trying to force this instead of going to therapy
>>530154110Check if she has black children first anon
>>530331464nah, things were better before, this is a undeniable truke
>>530331559>New things good bad, old things bad good
>>530332031the only therapy i need is sexual therapy from having a real bloopander puppet RIGHT NOW
>>530332095>will do anything except actually argue why new things (Casual, decline of added workshop content) better
>>530082656 (OP)Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>530332739The one inside your ass
>>530332342>will do anything except actually argue why new things (Casual, decline of added workshop content) betterYes because it's bad.
Why is there so much schizophrenia here? It's a cartoon shooting game, for god's sake.
>>530333236You are a a cartoon Murray
>>530333236what no IDs does to a thread
>>530333236You have completely misunderstood the idea of 4chan. 4chan is not a bunch of normies, this place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects.
>>530333765There are some normies here from time to time too. Like me :)
>>530333765That sounds like projection, a normie like me or based viva wouldn't say that.
>>530334058says the guy who remembers the specific order of the gauntlet
>>530330556Do not do it! Do not even THINK about doing it! Do not even think about not not doing it!
>>530334368based post
>>530335160forced unfunny meme post
Summer update tomorrow
Quickplay is coming back
Every map being added plays great and looks amazing, and fits TF2's art style perfectly
Every hat being added is amazing
No more unusual effects. As a matter of fact, unusuals are being removed, and every unusual hat is being turned into a normal hat. Players are getting 1 ref per unusual as compensation
Every Emporium member is getting permabanned from Steam
Every shitty map like Embargo, Venice, and Wutville is being removed. Valve is charging back the money paid to the mapmakers, putting them in debt
>>530335160based post
>>530334368forced unfunny meme post
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>>530335537why are they so bratty
>>530335537>update >on a chewsdayNot a fucking chance nigga
Lotta good that Sharty training did you. I'm drunk.
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Has he responded to the diaper allegations yet?
>>530335537>most retarded and lazy bait ever posted award goes to the loli spammergrim
https://steamcommunity.com/stats/TF2/leaderboards/921626/
Reminder that new maps get leaked early here
>>530334783I don't lol. I did say earlier "Correct me if I'm wrong" because I can't remember that far back. My memory is goldfish tier. I'm not a young man anymore
>>530334058Me too bro
I just wanna play TF2 and talk about the sexiest man to ever exist
>>530338372Who, Brad Pitt?
>zesty is talking about watching the turkey tom video on stream
Oh no no scrap tf bros, orange man is gonna redpill the free to play youtuber watchers!
What's your opinion on the Sniper being only 3 years older than the Scout, sniperanon?
>>530338301stop replying to yourself, let the thread be bumped naturally ffs
>>530338891Nah he's overrated
>>530339030Weird. Don't really believe it honestly. But also don't care that much since TF2 "canon" is kinda all over the place
>>530335537>gemmiest post in the thread award goes to the loli spammer pottery
When are we getting official Vietnam war map?
>>530341446CHARLIE DON'T SURF
>soldier named charlie doing surf map.webm
What should the next OP be?
>>530341761my dick in your ass now stop asking
>>530341761Zesty Jesus in a diaper
>>530341761hopefully something TF2 related this time
>zesty's next stream will be the weapon rebalancing one
this gonna be hilarious
>>530342146This thread is TF2 related already.
>>530341761Ideally something completely related to Sniper
>>530342146this thread and the last thread are TF2 related doofus
>>530341761ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>530341761A tf2g collage
>>530342215It's payback time, fagsty!
>>530342215It's just gonna be some nonsense thinly-veiled anti-comp whine for the 100th time. Yes buff the shitty base jumper and nerf the crossbow! Oh how clever! The game is fixed!
>>530342215idk how zesty finds it fullfilling to talk about shit like this anymore
weapon rebalancing? we are never getting those ever again
i wonder if all of the dying/dead "tf2bers" look at zesty like an autistic child who can't let go of his yu gi oh obsession
>>530341761Kindred from League of Legends.
>>530342705let me guess you think the demofloyd spam is on topic as well?
>>530344684the question was about the OP image dumbass not the thread
>dodges the question
concession accepted LOL
>>530344169None of the tf2 youtubers are really self aware or intelligent enough to refute a guy who has a basic understanding of statistical software, so instead they address it with silence and sideways remarks. What Zesty has in education and intelligence on these people he absolutely lacks in emotional maturity and his whining can get quite incessant, this has created a stalemate of sorts where the future Walmart employees of modern tf2ube can maintain the rhetorical edge against a guy with a PhD. It is quite funny.
>>530344981because it was projection, the answer is no demofloyd isn't on topic and you're still a dumbass
I had a dream where Miss Pauling became a playable character and had a taunt based on walk like an Egyptian
>>530282143>THE LAST WORD OUT OF YOUR CHUDDY MOUTH WILL BE PRONOUNS AND THEY WILL BE WAS/IS!
Is there a launch option to ignore my config and mods and launch the game with factory-settings (without affecting my current settings)?
I swear this fucking exists I've used it before
>>530345325Maybe Zesty is really really good at writing about earthquakes or rocks or whatever and TF2 is where everything falls apart
>>530345654shouldn't that be was/were
>>530345559Yes it is, it's a TF2 related meme.
>>530345728You can launch the game via Lawena which includes a manager for custom content.
>>530345775Yeah he does work in Geological Physics which is an insanely deep field and not something you find yourself in as a mouth breathing retard, but the guy is just completely inept socially and rhetorically.
>>530345559>the answer is no demofloyd isn't on topicgreat, good to know we're on the same page about the OP as well!
>which the answer is also no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvHhqOIQ9lg
>Stop disguising as Scout because...I can't kill you grrr
>>530346047if it's TF2 related then so are the anime girls wearing TF2 hats, it's the same poorly edited shit
>>530346349the OP is literally an image of heavy, retard
>>530345559Both are on topic, ignore those two replies...
>>530348325dude we're all on the new thread what are you still doing here
>>530348421You actually made me look, fug...
>>530348421It's too early for that.
Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!
>>530349402>Early thread>Anime girlShit.
>>530349402>Anime girlGreat thread
>>530349402>punctual thread>cultured Good.
>>530350207How is it cultured?
>>530350485brush up on your history newnigga
>>530350485dawn is tf2 culture, lurk more
>>530353956Never seen her before.
>>530341761Some combination of anime and team fortress 2
