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>>(JP)
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>6/25 (Wed) After Maint – 7/9 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
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>News:
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>Events:
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>Content:
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2x Account EXP – 7/5 (Sat) 4:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 3:59 (JST)
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>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
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Momoi (Maid) (3* – Rerun)
Midori (Maid) (3* – Rerun)

>News:
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Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=2982566
Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/07/update
>Events:
100-Free Recruitment Event – 7/8 (Tue) After Maint – 7/15 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
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>Content:
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Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 6/11 (Wed) 2:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 6/30 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/7 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
3x Bounty/Lesson – 7/7 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/14 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 7/11 (Fri) 19:00 – 7/13 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
3x Normal – 7/14 (Mon) 19:00 – 7/18 (Fri) 18:59 (UTC)
3x Hard – 7/18 (Fri) 19:00 – 7/21 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

BFFs

not megu...

My Gehenna family

/bag/, post your favorite NPC

nyus doko?

They got me...

Ever had any BA dreams?

>>530116104
I want to fuck the police

>>530116147
Good job, Sensei.

if I only have red units should i still try to burn tickets on the other two colors of grand assault? could literally only do normal mode vs the red one

megu!?

>>530116158
I had one about hugging Hina and sleeping in the past, which caused me to sleep for over 10 hours that day

I want to slap Megu's fat fucking tits.

>>530116294
Join a club (or add a friend) and borrow a student.

>>530116158
had an aris cuck dream a while ago
would rather not talk about it

>>530116294
Do the hard node at least

>>530116147
281/164
Spend your stamina Sensei, and buy more pakeji. You still have yet to hit your credit limit right?

Read your momotalks newfags
Raise student bonds to 15 to get all their momotalks.

grand assault question
do i need to clear the others or only clear that i can?
I can only do hardcore but not extreme. I dont have the roster for it.

Sexy Midori...

>>530116294
Your students are there just as cheerleaders. You borrow a level 90 student and smash it.

>>530116294
If you lack yellow, then use red
If you lack blue, then use yellow
Don't be afraid to use neutral colors.
Also a sufficiently maxed out carry should clear hardcore by themself

do midori and momoi have real tails

>>530116509
No

Did you remember to save up for Flying Alice?

Can you still get these characters here, or is it false advertising?

>>530116690
yes, just click on it

>>530116614
Just butt plugs.

>>530116509
Just clear whatever you can. You can get all the necessary rewards just by sweeping Hardcore anyway.

>>530116690
You can. You just need to finish the story to get the unit.

>>530116690
you can if you finish all the stages

>>530116614
No

>>530116614
They're fakers
Their ears and tails come right off
Millennium is a humanist school, there's only one non human in the entire school

>>530116690
For some its just do the first node
For some you have to complete the entire event
Sports festival gives you SSR Hasumi right off the bat

Anyone have that webm of Alice blinking, showing how obvious it is that her mannerisms are slightly inhuman?

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>>530116837
newfag here- sports fes is a reward for the epilogue

Every newnigger go do the sorter, and post your taste here so we can judge you.
https://ba-sort.netlify.app/

Here is mine, the most refined man in this thread.

Will the 8000 pyroxene bundle reset for the anniversary?

>>530116530
okay i didn't think it'd be that easy

>>530116294
borrow

>>530116225
Soon please nexon i'm begging you

>>530116837
>there's only one non human in the entire school
There's 3 actually
The robot
The elf
The dog

>>530117039
>wakakek
[-]

>>530117039
> Asking newnigger opinions on students they haven't met yet

>>530117054
I think it will. If I remember correctly, Nexon resets those bundles every anniversary.

>>530117008
give me a few mins

>>530117159
It's the best way to see how they feel about the designs themselves.

>>530117085
The scaling between difficulties is exponential

>>530117039
Kill yourself

>>530117039
>wasting my time on this
Hymm, nyo.

I'm currently on chapter 2 of the main story and I'm really enjoying it. The characters are surprisingly endearing and while the story is pretty predictable, I'm really enjoying myself in a way that I didn't when I played through other gacha stories in the past. Also I really like the girls from Problem Solver 68. this is a good game.

>>530117028
the fuck you on about

>>530117412
volume 2?
or chapter 2 of volume 1?

>>530117039
>SHITaki above NaGODsa
[-]

>>530117039
>nagusa
>nagisa
>seia
More like shit taste

>>530117484
Volume 2, I'm stupid, sorry.

>>530117420
Not him, but there's not freebie here at the start.

>>530117420
anon said hasumi is right off the bat
it's not until section 10 that you get hasumi

>>530117734
It was right off the bat when the event first came out
Recap archived version I guess changed it.

>>530114562
She's so damn pretty man. She's not my waifu, but she's so damn beautiful I can't help but stare at her face

>>530117039
>try this
>15% in
who the fuck are all these bitches I dont care about? and how am I supposed to judge them if I can't see their full art

Are there any anons that could comfortably fit into this cosplay?

>>530117412
It's working

It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.

>>530116038
Kasumi is the kind of girl who would find you stuck or immobile and push her bare cunny (hag) into your face as a joke

>>530117863
why do you ask?

>>530117968
Looking to fuck and suck

>>530117968
If you can...

>height
>weight
>penis size
if you're too shy to list your size, that is fine.
>body type
Skinny, feminine build, ect ect
>diseases
Having a diseases doesn't mean I'm automatically not interested, but it's always good to have some preventive measures in place.
>loc
Just the country is fine.

>>530117931
that'd be a pretty funny prank haha

>>530117863
Your father. Hes a tranny midget after all

>>530116158
Watching movies with Tsurugi while cuddling.

>>530117787
You only receive the welfare students in the first stage of the real events + the rerun
You need to complete all stages in the archived versions

>>530117039
No

I'm currently on chapter 3 of the main story and I'm really enjoying it. The characters are surprisingly endearing and while the story is pretty predictable, I'm really enjoying myself in a way that I didn't when I played through other gacha stories in the past. Also I really like the girls from Tea Party. this is a good game.

i'm absolutely loving how smooth and hi res the steam version's visuals are, fucking goodbye garbage emulators

give newcuties your best advice. please be nice :3

>>530118068
5'5"
130 lbs
5 inches
skinny and feminine
none
united states

>>530118480
>:3
No

newcuties arent real
its just oldfags larping

>>530118601
You already posted this schizoshit today.

>>530118601
But I am real...

>>530118601
you know too much

>>530118601
you're right, I used to be a JPfag a couple years ago

>>530118245
Except for Fubuki and S.Shizuko, those are obtained from the first episode.

>>530118480
You don't know a character at all until you read their momotalks
Make sure you read

Tsukuyo

そうだね

I need Zoos...

>>530119140
i hate chinks so much

Why does Iori have a problem with you illegally buying her photos on the black market? If you don't do it some pervert might do it instead.

>>530115935 (OP)
anyone got kikyou 3d model? apparently shes not on the steam release

>>530117039
W-what does that say about me?
t. complete newfriend and picked with my dick

Northernlion is dominating the Umamusume Twitch stats after chat convinced the 36 year-old streamer to play the horse girl gacha game

His Umamusume debut was his second biggest stream ever and he briefly had over 90% of the game's total viewership on Twitch

>>530119261
Shameless pedo

>>530119279
Was he the minecraft youtuber who posted an underage girl's butthole on twitter?

I want to go back to being a child, bros

new kazoos short tomorrow?

>>530119179
We hate you too, faterican

>>530119453
NO.
It will be Hasumi shorts.

>>530119261
how the fuck do you know about kuzunoha

Is it okay if I do the recaps for f2p units before doing the main story?

>>530119597
I mean, she's in the sorter if you don't filter out NPCs.

Bwos why is the playercount still dropping.. Wasn't BA on steam meant to be big news?

>>530119249
you mean the chibi?

>>530119453
God I hope so

>>530117039
why is mine numbered like this?

>>530119597
Uhh I don't but she appeared in my choices and I like her art which is what I based 99.9% of my decisions on.

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>530119785
Yeah why is Mine 19th? She should be FIRST

>>530119678
Every fucking event story is canon, all of them

If you don't read all of them Before volume F you're going to be confused

>>530119785
Stop clicking the tie button.

>>530119734
Gaben set it up as a honeypot to identify pedosexuals on his service. The rug will be pulled out from the remaining PC players soon. It's so nyover...

>>530120083
A real Sensei loves all of his students equally

>>530120105
>pedosexuals
The P in LGBTQP+ representation when?

I hate sorterposting
I love all students equally

>>530119678
It's fine for some, but others take place after a main story volume and/or reference past events.
You can skip the events stories and read them later though.

>>530120350
right after I and the other B

>>530120271
I have no love for Rio, Seia, or that freebie cunt from the collab

>>530120481
>You can skip the events stories and read them later though
This is generally bad advice especially for someone starting out. Teach a man to skip and he'll skip everything, teach a man to read and he'll read everything. The only time skipping was ever barely accepted was when an event was going to end in five minutes and you need to at least get through the story so you could read it later. It's not a good idea to skip archived events.

Don't tell the newfags to skip the events to get more girls

There is an order to read them and all events are canon

the steamcharts... not looking good...

>>530120105
I've had naked Flan as my profile pic for 15 years, for some reason the feds refuse to take me

>>530116749
you can't sweep grand assault

>>530120732
Even Cherino?

>>530120947
Yes you can, you are thinking about Total Assault.

>>530120792
yes we know Ranjeesh now go back to your discord

>>530119792
good

Finish your Chokmah
Floor 49 is not finishing it

>>530121169
Can I roll for her? I'm considering forking out the CC

Suzumi alt soon

>>530121313
NPC, not playable yet

>>530121313
No she's not a student

making saosao's tummy big with my seed

Saori should shoot Sensei.

I assume the grayed out ones are tomorrow's missions? I can't seem to clear it.

>>530121665
Yes.

https://x.com/mjk_oon/status/1941688418997776544
SEXXXXXXXXXXX

Hi I'm new to Blue Archive and I just want to say I love my retard wife Haruka who only has one brain cell

>>530121212
I'm not strong enough to go past the ones that recommend lv45, sorry...

>>530121819
She's a buttslut.

>>530121891
Please don't lewd the retard she has less brain activity than the plant she's watering

>>530121819
Her momotalks are great, I wish she visited my cafe more often so I can read more of them

A story in 3 parts
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527592057/#527593476
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528707856/#528734956
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529627119/#529628539

>>530121665
Hello Rice

kys

>>530122248
I want the kokunny... I will buy the selector if she doesn't spook me this fest, I assume she's there

Are you able to hold your characters in the cafe and if so how?

>>530117039
after a year of playing, I'm all about the daughters and dorks

>>530120014
Based Roogibro

I’ve been in these threads for a good 2 months and a couple of days ago were the angriest and unchill I’ve seen you guys.
Wtf happen? Was the steam release really that upsetting?

>>530122347
she is

>>530122350
No, you can only hold them in the formation screen.

Go to church

>>530122437
Nodoka and Midori are so fucking underrated

>>530122058
Based almighty /kv/bat is slow as hell now traitors lost

>>530122594
the slut of kivotos
the whore of trinity
the harlot of the sisterhood

>>530117008
Playing this made me appreciate just how sexy the chibi models are

my favorite seia lines are, "I'm sexy and I know it." and "sorry for party rockin'."

>Neru
>least popular student in BA history
>somehow getting a fes alt
Why?

>>530121212
I did

I love children!

>>530122939
Neru is cool, you know

Who should be the next on youtube shorts?

>>530122674
Minori sucks almost as much as Cherino. These first two events didn't make me want to roll them

>>530121212
I did 60

>even my inner circle started playing uma
tsk tsk I think there's no option /bag/ now that's easy to auto here

I really like how Kim Yong-ha interacts with the playerbase. He clearly understands the otaku side of things, so I trust he’ll keep doing a good job with the BA team.

>>530123074
She picked the wrong universe for melee battles

>>530123074
weak penis sensei won't get it

>>530122970
Are you talking about this guy lmao
He played a total of 27 minutes so that’s something

>Set ends on the 22nd
Weird. I thought anniversary events start on Mondays, but it seems 4.5th starts on a Tuesday.

>>530123074
>Meleeshit
Dumb ass character

>>530123556
gonna pull a ui (pronounced you-ee)

>>530123428
It's always been on Tuesdays
Also
>Set

>>530123330
I have a sinking feeling majority of /bag/ is like him, barely playing / not bothering with BA but spending the last week playing umus since its launch, they just refuse to admit it
which isn't surprising, umus is the vastly superior game

Bros, has it ever happened to you that an artist you've been following for years suddenly turns out to be drawing BA stuff too? I was into his R18 manhwas for a while, and today I found out he's been posting a bunch of BA art.

https://x.com/mjk_oon

>>530123682
It's set on jp dumbass

>>530123682
4th anniversary release
>2025-01-20
That's Monday
3.5th
>2024-07-22
Monday

>/bag/ forgot already how illustrators use BA only as a bridge to get likes and popularity
tak tsk

you know you are allowed to play more than one game right??

why do people have to be tribal for literally everything

Anecdotal but I've been seeing way way more KR artists drawing BA
It's like all the JP artists disappeared. 2022-2023 was almost all JP artists

>>530123330
>>530123746
BA takes like 10 minutes to get through dailies everyday. What exactly should I be doing in this game for more than 30 minutes? And that's a stretch.

>>530123904
>why do people have to be tribal for literally everything
I wonder which group of people from here use the exact same argument

some people have too much time on they are hands

>>530123746
I have like two hours on steam. 40 minutes were spent troubleshooting. I've played multiple hours on my phone since then. I don't know why you guys think that's indicative of how much that dude has played

>uma
>the superior game

Cumming inside the anon below me

i cum

>>530123904
Playing one gacha is way too much for a normal person
If a gacha is more interesting than the other people will drop the uninteresting one and stick with the interesting one

>>530123904
>Please play uma PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
No

>>530123797
nice

>>530122674
i really love both of nodoka's l2ds, she's such a romantic

>>530123380
I kinda wanna mod the game just to fix Utaha's and Suzume's dreadful artwork.

I should add that I like that BA maintenance is so minimal. I fucking despise games that want to monopolize your time with busy work. This is why MMOs are such a fucking slog, gacha mobile games don't need to be MMOs.

>>530123896
This is always why the "at least BA is dominating comiket" excuse will always be funny
Basically admitting that BA has no actual dedicated, solid core fanbase, it's all trend-chasing locust artists that will drop BA immediately when the new hot thing comes out,

Assuming they haven't already now that BA is getting stale and much more competition is coming out

>>530124110
yes it is more successful than BA

>>530124139
Who's Suzume?

My tiny, slightly perverted wife...

>>530124058
Considering BA is getting badly mogged by it despite horse racing being even MORE of an incomprehensible niche Japanese thing
yeah, actually, it definitively and provably is superior

next thread will be better

>kansha
what natsu meant by that?

>>530124213
>she's so forgotten that even I forgot the name
It's over, suzubros

How did these threads slow down so much so quickly?

>>530123797
Damn, I actually really liked his manhwa Learning the Hard Way. Dude’s got good taste, tons of Shiroko and Kuroko illustrations.

>>530124342
感謝

>>530124332
There'll be no better thread everything went downhill the moment devs started betraying Nexon to the point they had to reorganize the management ending up with development woes here and there

>>530124404
Turns out BA was just all artificially inflated hype. To the surprise of no one except /bag/holders

>>530124331
>horse racing being even MORE of an incomprehensible niche Japanese thing
Normally I would've ignored your retarded bait but this is proof of how little you go outside
Horse racing is huge in several countries of the world, including the US (see the Kentucky Derby). It's even the second most popular "sport" after football in the UK.

>>530124345
it's jumanji

>>530124404
playing momoi54

>>530124106
When I first play gacha I tried Nikke and then Blue Archive a couple days later
After seeing how sloggish BA is, the confusing menus, the characters in the lobby are static jpgs and there are no way to control the characters during fights I dropped it and stick with Nikke.
Nikke is the more interesting of the two.

>>530124139
this, also original Kotori
she is really cute in another illustration

how come no one is shilling chinksona?

>Still minbroken by Fubukifags
>Still minbroken by Seiafags
>Still minbroken by Comiket
Yup yup

I couldn't help myself

>>530124519
don't forget the midori grammar mistakes

>>530124614
They did for a couple of days and gave up

>>530124591
I refuse to believe both Kotori's are the same person. The only similarity is the eye color, they're completely different

>>530124516
Bwo it's not just horse racing but Japanese idol horse racing
Thats way more niche than what BA is presenting which has been familiar for 2+ decades now
And yet BA hype basically vanished overnight while umus remains strong

>>530123746
No way in hell I'm spending 5 hours doing dailies lmao

>>530124404
We've been split since the outage. For the better really, it appears to me most posters I didn't like have left for the other one. Slow /bag/ is good /bag/

imagine the smell

>>530124614
it's slightly above uma's numbers but maybe we don't care about turn based games

>>530124614
different target demographic

>>530124640
>muh comiket
You do realize there are conventions and events that exist outside of comiket that are much bigger than comiket, right?
There exists an entire world outside of your little porn bubble my guy

>>530124404
all the avatarfags are in 8 playing mario 64 with their discord friends

rolling for yellow ID!!!

>>530124832
Love my lewd ninja

>>530124614
I wish (((we))) had a villain like SLAMMER

ALL THE GOOD POSTERS ARE HERE
BABZOOS SUPREMACY

>>530124878
global rule 11

>>530124739
/bag/ has been having 3-4 hour threads ever since the Steam release dropped
This is the slowest thread since then but Saturday nights have always been slower thanks to stuff like Momoi64

>>530124863
Good job confirming you're minbroken bwo

>>530124985
I believe we can go slower and make an even better /bag/

>>530125035
the blush on their cheeks is essentially what their areolae look like

>T-The Comiket numbers don’t count, j-just focus on the Steam player count of the server that wasn’t the initial focus of the game.

You’re really bad at this, pajeets. It’s obvious there are two of you replying to each other. Keep dancing, monkeys.

>>530124915
Babzoos is old and busted!

didnt umas fall off like a rock after 3-4 months in japan??

it feels like no one gives a shit or is exicted for the japanese version?? their general is sitting at 800 threads while we sit at 8000

Tomorrow.

>>530125183
You weren't supposed to point that out...

>>530123746
I am yeah, UMA is fun but I only play it during work, playing it on PC is a bit excessive

>>530117039
I voted with my dick

>>530125079
Good job confirming you don't know what you're talking about kek

megububu....

>>530125463
>profesor smug
why would anyone call their child "smug"

>>530125286
>>530125361
no way fag

>>530125463
professor smug...

>>530125463
How did the two most bullyable lolis end up in your top 5?

>>530125250
The abundance of currency drops off around 2-3 months when all the easy gems stop coming in so yeah. Then the only way to get a decent amount is to compete with Japanese salarymen who spend thousands to your hundreds.

Should I be leveling my Akari? I heard she becomes irrelevant soon, even if she's useful right now, but I don't know who I'd replace her with. Hibiki maybe? Or see who I get when I go for Seia spark?

>>530125250
That was BA that fell off, not umas

>>530125594
Someone has to correct them.

>>530125621
just be yourself. they all have their niches.

>>530124832
Artist source?

>>530125656
umas used to have threads that lasted a whole week before hitting bump limit before global, this feels like just a honeymoon phase

theres so much the viral marketing campaign can carry the game when theres no substance behind it

>Wake up
>See this: https://files.catbox.moe/qn5yqu.jpg

What to do?

>>530125183
But BA has been falling off a cliff in Japan as well. Global steam release flopping hard is just part of a wider reflection of BA popularity declining everywhere, including & especially japan

>>530125609
There's also the daily training run taking up to a whole hour depending on conditions.

>>530125361
Give me the truth, on a scale from 1 to 10, how senseisexual is Kazusa? I love her design, but I've barely seen her in game, only for a bit on Ui's event.

>>530125778
Cum

>>530125778
Wake up again

>>530125781
arent japanese players begging nexon for a pc client as well after they are seeing how smooth and nice it is

>>530125775
>t-two more weeks bro everyone will stop playing umus then trust me bro
Ok
Meanwhile BA has already lost more than half its players after only a few days lol you seriously can't expect me to NOT believe this isn't just some massive projection on your part

>>530125896
Quit replying, dipshit

>>530125790
Once you have good horses you can just fail shit on purpose and it probably takes the same amount of time as BA dailies to be honest. I do think that Uma Musume is actually evil with how much it sucks you in and how abruptly it stops giving you stuff.

>>530125896
Yeah, all 34 of them

>>530125896
I tried the steam version and I still think bluestacks is superior for serious raiding.
>can't keybind all the important things like pause
>can't change keybinds
>can't draw markers on the ground for movement abilities or hina shots
>can't use a spam click macro in case things get really rough

>>530125828
She's very flirty in her momos
Go watch her youtube shorts especially the new year one

>>530126138
SHE TAPPED MY DICK AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>530126127
>>can't draw markers on the ground for movement abilities or hina shots
A sticky note can solve that

I have no idea what I'm doing lmao

Does anyone have that image of Seia on a ship using her bait to catch Sensei?

>>530126279
Yeah let me put a sticky note on the one exact pixel I need to hit. That will make it easier for me to click on it.

my uncle works for nexon, He said next Trinity banner is Jirai Kei Tea Party

Haha, I'm in danger.

>>530126328
Your best

>>530125778
my dick is not that big and long

>>530125621
Base Akari can be a good option for Greg. She's also the best Gehenna student so if you have good taste you'd naturally keep her around.

>>530126430
Do not humour the hag, it will never end.

why are the global seia clips so akward compared to the JP ones, she looks like shes schizo talking to the air

>>530126526
that's global seia

BA lost any sort of long lasting popularity the moment nexon lost almost all of BA's original founders, basically all the people which made BA what it was and all the things people liked about it
Can't be helped, nexon has always been a garbage company that treats its employees like shit, then proceed to remain confused when the golden goose stops laying eggs after they've effectively killed it

>>530126498
Oh, I'm done for.

>>530126526
actual seia has always been a calm and composed lady as opposed to crazy and chaotic internet seia

Why does the playerbase consider Momoi the racist gamer, but not Midori or Yuzu?

>>530126328
The casual way is to do the first part with an AoE hypercarry and second part with a ST hypercarry.
The sweat way to do it is 1T with kazoos

>>530126526
Nexon is having a falling out with yostar and that's why they're making their own assets to prepare for breaking off ties with them. It will severely impact BA but it'll give more control back to them and yostar will be more than happy so they can focus on their BA competitor game as well.
Common pattern when dealing with yostar, notice how all of its former partners have declined to work with yostar for future works

>>530126731
They're all racists because they're gamers, but Momoi is the honest one.

>>530126731
if anything yuzu should be the racist one considering shes the comfag fighting player

>>530126731
She just real like that

>>530126648
you actually play it with the child Shun version in her momo

>>530126959
>school of demons
>there's only one demon

Bros I just won my first defense. Give me smooches.

>>530126748
How do you do kazusa 1T? And I hate how Mika sometimes does no damage with her EX, that's so dogshit.

It honestly is sad how much BA has fallen off this year. It doesn't even appear in my timeline anymore. Meanwhile idols, horses, etc keep popping off

Who's your favorite student, Sensei?

>>530127074
Good job

>>530127087
Should've brought Nodoka for that accuracy increase.

Why are you not out getting wasted right now?

Waka

>>530127006
My back and pelvis is saved...

>>530127221
I'm drinking at home.

>>530127128
cheese

>>530127087
I did mine with Akane, sUi, borrowed Kazoos, Marina, nyFuuka, Himari
You can look at other players' clear teams too on the ranking tab.

>>530127367
>mine with Akane, sUi, borrowed Kazoos, Marina
5 strikers???

Unironically what killed the BA hype

>>530127221
Because Saori shot me

>>530127061
jango punched you.

>>530127410
I don't know how she got there...

>>530127221
i cant get drunk anymore
i can down like 10 shots and still good to go
no idea why desu

>>530124728
It doesn't even take that long if youaaren't brain dead, it takes about the same as BA dailies once you factor in raids

>>530127367
Oh man, I don't even have Marina or Ui so I'm boned

Unironically what restored the BA hype

Steam Newfag here, I'm officially converted.
Game will still remain private

>>530126731
Momo is the DSP of the GDD.

>>530127682
Based S.Shizuko enjoyer

>>530127530
newfag here
i want her

>>530127682
>spoiler
GAY
But you like Shizuko so you can stay

>>530126743
This bitch sat on my lap in a public park. What's wrong with her?

>>530127682
Nice. Who is your favorite student right now? Shizuko?

I'm also officially converted.

>>530127643
Marina is replaceable with Tsubaki, kind of.
Marina is only there to help get rid of Kaiten's shield on the second part.
As for sUi, yeah you're boned.

>restored
Lol
Lmao even

>>530127750
She'll be farmable from the Grand Assault shop soon.

>>530127830
I really ike her, she has a weird little old lady accent cant put my finger on, it's very cute

shizukofans are not real

>>>/v/714622662
/v/ is mocking you guys by the way

I'm real

>>530127819
Your fault

>>530127923
Unfair, I want to give her headpats.

>>530127592
What a bitch!

Fuck Kei

>>530127928
Meh, looks like as long as I can get through the Kaiteniggers then I can body throw part 2.

>>530128183
I would tease you by taking a video of headpatting her, but your Seia will be completely different, so there's not really a point in doing that.

This was supposed to be us IT'S NOT FAIR

>>530128246
Where's Lock?

>>530128246
i will

what is bro even on about

>>530128316
>but your Seia will be completely different
I get the feeling I'm being insulted but have no idea how or why.

>>>/v/714632901
>>>/v/714635028
/bag/, is this true?

>>530128417
All me.

>>530127682
Why is a child in a swimsuit in your office, Sensei? Care to explain?

>>530128246
I'm the keymaster and she's the gatekeeper

>>530128350
John Locke is bald.
Sensei is bald.
Coincidence? I think not.

>>530128008
Snifffff

>>530128493
Nexon paying fanartists to prop up it's fanart scene as if it were something genuine has been known for years know. Everyone knows this

>>530128539
I was not provided an office with a working air conditioner. Blame the GSC.

>>530128561
Was John Locke really bald
That might change my philosophical opinions

students for sniffin

>>530128672
I meant the guy from Lost.

Reminder that all of these shills and pajeets are janny coordinated raids

>>530128723
Ironic, considering /bag/ raids other gacha threads constantly. This is just a taste of your own medicine

>>530128710
oh

>>530128723
Most of this image is actually fanfiction but yes, there is at least one shitposting discord dedicated to shitting up /vg/. Probably several, even.

>>530128689
every student

Horny Chise

Guess BA wasn't really popular after all. It was all just paid marketing.

>>530128723
Uhuh
What's this >>529791483

>>530128561
Man I miss Lost
Why does everything have to shit the bed at the end

Will I be able to recover in time for train brats if I blow my load during bluefest?

>>530127657
seia

boo

Bros I thought you said this game was gonna die in a week what the fuck happening?? It's blowing us the fuck out

>>530129026
The pull planner in the OP is updated.

>>530129026
More than enough, yes

>>530129026
no way
theyre planning to accelerate even harder after the fes

why are janitors not banning all these faggots??

>>530129026
14k per month is average gain now

>>530129026
It's like roughly 12k pyros a month so you should be fine

He's trying so hard it's sad.

>>530129026
Brats are 3 months afrer bluefes, that's enough for a spark and a half roughly. So you can secure at least one of them.

>>530129110
BA is boring as fuck with trash gameplay and trash story. It's only good for a quick 10-minute fap session before you continue forgetting about it.
Your pic related is simply just the better game

>>530129026
Yeah, you’ll easily get around 36k more pyros between the upcoming anniversary event and the Shupos event.

>>530127657
Sexy Momoi

>

glanced at my computer screen from across my bedroom and I just see mutsuki porn open and idk how that happened

>>530129110
Lolicon paedos were just a loud minority that ended up being all bark and no bite, who woulda thought

>>530129161
The janny doesn’t care about any of that. Just ignore them and enjoy the show, watching the monkeys dance.

>>530129281
>blue set is back next month
comfy auto time

Who the fuck is Geburah and why should I be scared

>>530129409
Update your passwords NOW.

>>530129161
Do you know how reports work?
When you report a post, it gets added to a queue for mods/jannies to see. The more reports it gets, the further up the queue it goes. Posts reported as breaking US law get highlighted.
Anyway, the point is, the mod team is gonna see all these posts and think there isn't anything wrong with them because they don't understand the context of what's going on.

>>530127682
welcome

geburah deez nuts

gotteem

Which gacha are we moving to now that BA is out of fashion? I'm been playing wuwa for the time being but I've been eyeing that upcoming Endfield game myself

Sorry for being sexy Reisa.

>>530129173
Chibis make me really hard too

>>530129643
She's not sorry

Costco hotdogs

BToki and BNeru were both in the cafe today, got the little "Toki mimics Neru" interaction in 4k

...which is seemingly too big for 4chan. Here: https://files.catbox.moe/07j8v2.mp4

the 4chan upload here is at lower resolution

>>530129460
No one mentioned Geburah before you.

It's been 2 years since the last Gourmetwank

/bag/, can you rotate your studentWife in your head like a 3D model?

>>530129625
Wuwa is impressively soulless. It's like they actively tried to make a game with the least amount of artistic integrity and see how far they could get. If you play it then I'm pleased to tell you that your bar is so low that you get excited for literally any game.

>>530129770
maybe trim a few seconds of the start to get some more quality

>>530129880
My wife is always rotating

>>530129779
I saw it in a dream

>>530117863
not really
unless there are asian femanons here.
(very unlikely)

>>530129880
i can even undress them

>>530129281
I can't quote all the replies because of the spam filter, but thanks, I just saw the planner. Looks like I'll be able to get Hikari at least, but I want both. I'll probably buy the monthly packs

Someone's having a melty

>>530129770
Being able to see every single chibi tit jiggle more easily is great.

>Wuwajeets are shilling their soulless Genshin Impact clone
>now in /bag/
No wonder /gig/ makes fun of them. It's pretty much what Stella Sora is for us too.

>>530129908
it's a perfect loop, there's nothing to trim from the timeline

I can crop it in a bit and fiddle with a few settings, but overall I only know how to record and convert, and not hyper efficiently

>>530127682
>game will still remain private
its not a loli game

is there even a point in doing this if i already did the event before the memorial or is this just an AP burning party for people with OCD?

>>530130047
was just a suggestion, it looks pretty good anyways

Holy [deleted]

>>530130020
Excellent choice.

>>530130150
its 5 energy per square you FAG just clear it all

>>530130150
if only you could farm the event unit shards...

/bag/, post an image of your studentWife.

>>530130150
No shards at the end. But you need to get rid of the yellow dot. You must.

>>530130150
a sense of accomplishment, mostly

>>530130339
i still dont understand why people are this mentally ill. I boot up the game for like 5-10 minutes and the game is done so i close it.

No fucking shit its gonna have low numbers if thats like what you do in a day.

>>530130315
Sexiest girl in Kivotos.

>>530130358
I'm seeing double here.
FOUR MUTSUKIS

>>530130339
wtf is a p3dosexual

>>530130339
topkek

Roll for bToki before she's gone forever

>>530130583
She will spook me during bluefes.

>>530130583
I'm not rolling for a gay boypussy icon.

>>530130583
She will visit my room tonight

/bag/, who should I attack?

>>530117008
is it just me or it takes forever to load

I want to sniff Kazusa's sneakers

>>530130150
wait, where event is this form?

>>530130315
Some are missing but you get the point.

>>530130675
all

I want to nibble on Kazusa's ears

Yuuka is my first 5* thanks to this web event. That welfare from the sports event will probably be the second once I get to it
So blue stars are the weapon, meaning as soon as a student gets to 5* it has one blue star, huh? For some reason I expected to see 6* in the character menu

>>530130675
the kot

>>530130358
I still play on my tablet 60% of the time because it's convenient but damn I've been constantly reminded how much it sucks to not have crisp HD portraits (and fast loading times)

>>530130742
that's summer hiakkyako

Sex.
With Ibuki.

>>530130315
Fat birdwife is just so wonderful. I love her so much.

>>530130742
Momoyodou Beach Shack Franchise Plan

>>530130824
Yeah, Hasumi will have 3 blues which is the max for now.

>>530130675
chink cat

And to nobody's surprise, /kv/bat mods were raiding us

/ourgirl/ is reading V1C3 and she's at t.hosh now.

>>530130838
>>530130943
Nice. I haven’t been able to hit top 10 these past few weeks, but I’ll try again next week.

>>530131129
this is not blue archive relate and we already know this

>>530131129
I could not care less. Polish your ability to report and ignore.

sniffing hiniature

go to church or burn in hell for eternity

>>530131129
wow they talk in retardese like our schizos. Good thing you said where the screencap comes from!

test
pixelating karin png
submit

Maintenance is Sunday night or Monday night?

>>530131205
you mean pino? she's indeed entertaining

>>530131307
Yuh

>>530131293
mon

___ inches inside Plana

I'm bored
Can I join in on whatever metaposting you guys are into? Because it's certainly not related to Blue Archive

Helping Miyako become a better tank by repeatedly punching her stomach until she passes out

Damn, that's a lot of deleted posts.

Plana is for ____

>>530131307
>>530131205
whomst

>>530131129
It's always the same circlejerk group.

>>530131487
don't worry about it

Can I play both sides and drive the regular posters against each other?

stinky sexy ui.....

>>530131487
vtuber who wants black suit's dick

I'm in multiple gamine discords and they are ALL playing Uma. We are literally irrelevant.

Mika raped me...

>>530131487
The only skinwalker I'd even remotely consider as being tolerable is Sana since her voicing the story arcs is pretty good for an amateur.

>>530131634
k

playing with kaede's boobies

the red winter hotsprings event was a nice read. all of the bribery was cute

>>530131268
I will if Nagisa gets to sing.

>>530131679
I don't watch vtubers but I think it's pretty cool that she can get the VAs and presenters together after a stream to just chat and stuff.

>Exhausted and fel asleep before the reset last night
>91% cafe energy
Thank fuck for the steam release making me log in more frequently throughout the day despite the lack of shit to do.

>>530131467
Missionary. Just like Arona.

>>530131467
footjobs only

I can fabricate screenshots to push my narrative too see look

Hey

>>530131708
every part of kaede deserves some love

Update your SteamOS.

>>530131831
@arona is this real?

anon was right. V1C3 btfos Vol. F

>>530131831
It's over... EoS soon

Arona was right. You really can get a full meal with unlimited refills for $1.50 at Costco.

>>530131129
grim

these are all non-limiteds, right? the text is really tiny on my 4k monitor

>>530131831
Shut the fuck up no one is going to believe this rubbish

>>530132016
Yes, but wait till bluefes or Seia banner first, might as well accumulate the spark there.

>>530131778
I don't either, I'm obviously delivering my verdict that the one mentioned is bad from a standpoint of having zero knowledge.
Someone in the thread linked Sana Natori during the PS68 event's first run on jp and she did a good job voicing all the different characters.
I've never been able to tolerate vtubers. mmbk became one and forsook her denpa song output and bad drawings.

>>530132016
Correct. Most of the good students ARE non limiteds though with the exception of blufes ones.

>>530132016
Yup all non limiteds up to a point. I think it's up to 6 months before the ticket or something like that.

>>530132016
we didn't have any limited unit selector so far

>>530131831
ZOOS FOR BLUEFES CONFIRMED

>look up Shun porn
>almost all of it is of the loli version

>
ARONA SHUT IT DOWN

>>530131848
nah, only her boobs.

>>530132075
but that's the one where it just does a 10 roll with a guaranteed SSR?
it ends before any of those

>>530132040
cute hd plana

>look up Rumi corn
>almost all of it is the fried rice version

NewCuties, just so you know, Miyako is the canon wife.

>>530129880
yea

>>530132134
most people will always pick the cunny version when given a choice

>>530131831
Cope harder, 8janny you got caught

child

>>530132205
I might be wrong but I think that might be a purchase expiration rather than a use expiration.
It's not the worst if you use it now if you really want to buy it.
The benefit of waiting a few days is if you plan to go to 200 and spark on a banner then the 10 pull from the guarantee ticket will count towards that, using it now on the Maid banner will "lose" you 10 rolls towards pity.
If you're going to buy the ticket just buy it and check the expiration date on the item, the game is usually pretty good at warning you if something is actually going to expire.

>>530132443
>deleted faster than actual porn
wew

Imagine posting offtopic and when action hits you completely misunderstand why you got deleted

Look at this hobo.

who wins in this scenario?

>>530132205
The ticket expires on the 14th.
The banner you're looking at expires on the 7th and will be replaced by another banner that will add Seia and Asuna to the pool.

Man, the talk with Yume is so good. I'm glad I was reminded.

>>530132558
The Ibuki post was insta-deleted which surprised the hell outa me.
Rare to feel like we actually have someone here saving me the (-), but it's nice to have someone inconveniencing the absolute shitter that's been samefagging these last few days.

>>530132728
Ako isn't even close to being on Hasumi-tier.
Sagsuki is Gehennas ACTUAL titcow and SHE can't compete with Hasumi.

>>530132728
me

>>530132687
why can't homeless people around me look like this

>>530131608
Fuck it, I'm bored. Link me.

>>530132904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBYLvz5Bx68

Why does the CN server still censor portraits? Is it really that bad to show a big-breasted girl in a swimsuit?

I will NOT roll for S*ia

>>530132765
interesting. weird it doesn't tell u what the expiration is before u buy it, unless I'm blind and can't find it

>>530132991
Only on the ads.
I don't think it's censored in-game.

>>530131634
Uma is for the gameplay
BA is for the cute girls

>>530133094
The cn client is, doesn't it have absolutely lobotomized Asuna breasts etc?

/ourguy/ the raid guide maker is quitting BA...

>>530132016
WAIT THAT'S NOT THE SELECTOR THAT'S THE 3* GUARANTEED BANNER ANON STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>530133141
Yes but that's base Asuna, I don't think they did anything to the bunny version.

WakAss

>triple insane Kaiten
>53xx rank
Soon I'll get plat but not this time.

>>530132085
>>530131778
>>530131679
Sana convinced me she was cool since her very first stream for BA is year 1 and she's max level on it. A real one

>>530130358
>Mutsuki tells you to wear glasses

>>530131831
https://files.catbox.moe/7af4hs.mp4

>>530133292
bro...

>>530133292
Is triple Insane really not enough to guarantee Plat? I guess a lot of players came back or are trying to get better scores now that there's a Steam version.

>>530132991
Fuck, I can actually hear the OP

>>530133289
What's the appeal of sticking animal body parts onto girls?

>>530133026
Normally, the shop section in the official English forum has this information but it hasn't been updated since November. The shop section in the official Korean forum is still updated and convenient if you can read Korean.
I forgot to mention that the other person who replied is correct in that the 7th also happens to be the purchase expiration date and not just the expiration date for the current banner.

>>530133580
This

>>530132991
>China
"we absolutely hate gay stuff"
>also China
"STOP LOOKING AT WOMEN REEEEEE"

>usually feel bad giving lessons to a UE50 student just for affection
>Was apparently close enough today that it gave me an affection level up
That feels nice.

>>530133378
heh - rat.

>>530133580
Smelling fluffy tail.

>>530133503
Not guaranteed, no, /bag/ will need to help me with torment

LEISA is NOT sexy

>>530133285
they did, all the bunnies wear tights for instance

>>530133834
I followed this video and managed to get around rank 2,000.

https://youtu.be/oLKHdhM1uN4?si=b00BvNPG7bWP6D-Q

LET IT BE KNOW
I AM THE CAUSE OF IBUKIS SWELLING TUMMY
I AM THE FATHER

>>530133580
whats the appeal of leaving human parts onto animal girls?

soon

>>530133834
just body throw brute force
no help

>First banner I ever rolled on was nyKayoko
>Have 18 shards from lessons after all this time
>have 36 on dKayoko
???

>>530134071
dupe gives 30 dummy