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>>530132115
Yup, I can clearly see the need for a rework here.
>want to push keys
>15s are almost non existant on eu on a sunday
dead game
>>530168449 (OP)Playable high elves fucking WHEN???
>High Exarch of the Grand Army of the Light
>Lord Commander of the Alliance Forces
>Regent Lord of Stormwind
>Knight of the Silver Hand
worgenmane will now hear your wow sins
>>530168648Midnight, there are too many high elves in Dornogal for it to be a coincidence.
Confess your World of Warcraft sins, NOW!
>>530168720Away with you, floozy. I will hear the sins of the people instead!
reposting since thread died while i was typing.
>>530168323each heirloom gear slot requires like 5 linear upgrades done in order to make the heirloom actually go to 70, and each of those upgrades is 1000 timewalking badges, with the timewalking dungeons themselves rewarding 10 badges per boss and 500 badges once per week, you have like 14 gear slots depending on weapons, so you'd need lets see 14 slots times 5 heriloom upgrade levels times 1000 badges a piece
you'd need around 70,000 badges to fully upgrade heirlooms for just one of the cloth, leather, mail, or plate sets. at around 50 badges per dungeon run (lets say you do 5 time walking runs a week for the weekly) plus the 500 weekly bonus, that would take you 93 timewalking weeks worth of badges to complete just one of the armor types up to level 70 for heirlooms.
>>530168556let me guess, he raped them to death, didn't her
>>530168546I think I'll have sex with this dragon today.
>>530168902So sounds like if I want to upgrade mine I should just buy them with gold
>>530168849how dare you try to shoo worgenmane you whore. get lost pup
>>530169186If she was so great, she would not be disgusting AI slop. Return from whence you came (India)!
They should get rid of the warband character select screen
That shit is so ass and fucking useless
>>530169160Heirlooms aren't worth the gold anymore honestly. Buy some pieces for less than 100g each from the AH and youll one shot everything while leveling and replacing them with questing rewards, then at lvl 70 do the same thing but buy cheap pieces again.
>>530168449 (OP)love wowg anons so much!!!
>>530169052Stupid Sex Dragon
>>530169394She'll be fucked stupid when I'm done with her alright!
>>530169160yeah gold is much easier to farm out and the same amount per piece, 1000g. so you'd still need 70000 gold total, but thats a hell of a lot easier to farm than 70000 badges.
that said, frankly i wouldnt even bother. this whole gear curve issue is like 20 minutes of frustration in the few levels between 50-70 which is like 5-10 dungeon runs worth of xp or an hour of questing, and you can just get gear upgrades from the dragonflight world quests or, at 70, doing the emerald dream intro questline which gives you a full set of gear including weapon at ilvl 450 which will steamroll the first 5 levels of khaz algar and that questline only takes about 45 minutes to do.
so like yeah, if you're a gold haver and just have piles of gold sitting around, you could buy the upgrades, but unless you are constantly leveling new characters every day its probably not even worth the effort.
it was a much bigger difference when the level cap was 100+ and the XP gains from questing and dungeons were like 1/4 of what they were now and it took weeks to level a guy from scratch, but these days where 1-70 takes a single afternoon its not worth the investment in my opinion
i want her to almost break the sound barrier when she tail slaps me
>>530168556i bet those blood elf kids killed that fox and made a nice rug out of it
>>530169364There arenโt cheap pieces at level 70. Bunch of fucking Jews made it where everything level 70-79 is anywhere from 10k to 400k gold. I always check on my alts and itโs always the fucking same.
>>530168720>>530168849I confess that I would a worgen woman
>>530169580Ah okay. I have a bunch of alts around 50-60 that Iโd like to just get to 80 so this helps.
>Can't put Nitro boosts on new super cool high ilvl delve belt because blizz decided the ability to swap its power needs to be a click to use thing, like it's going to be used every five minutes
FUCKING-
>>530168849Early BFA I quit my horde guild I had been in since vanilla. I told them I was tired of the game. I came back for 8.2, never told them, and have only played alliance on another server since then.
Season 1 of TWW
>M+ videos and tier lists popping off with nearly 100K views on different channels
>0 interest in raid
>shaman one trick tier list streams reaching up to 12K viewers
>season 1 hits
>people realize how bad shit is and stop playing and views go down the toilet
Season 2 TWW
>tier list videos and m+ content more popular than season 1
>people are hungry just to play m+
>0 interest in raid
>shaman one trick streamer gets up to 15K viewers on his tier lists
>season 2 hits
>people play a lot first 2 months and stop
>first season in 4 years shaman didn't get a title
>m+ videos and content all time low despite season 2 being way easier
Season 3
>m+ videos and tier lists barely get any viewership
>tons of nerfs and season looks even easier than s2
>big interest in the new raid
>shaman onetrick's tier list stream barely gets 2K
Did Ion actually win? Has maze fatigue reached critical levels? Is mythic raiding back?
>>530171490Mythic raiding is even worse than Mazed+. At least Mazed+ isn't being tuned for the top guilds in the world.
>>530171372That's nice now knot my void elf
Inari's charger is so fucking bad holy shit
Runs like a retard and the flying animations aren't better
>>530171616Instead every single class gets tuned around M+ lol, target caps certainly didn't happen because of fucking raiding
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metacucks in shambles
>>530171616Really depends on your guild tho. If you have a cool bunch of people to be around not some turbo autistic spergs chasing ranks and selling boosts all the time so their GM can never leave his house while selling gold. If you finish progress relatively fast (2-3 months) you have plenty of freedom while mazed rats are screaming every day for +7 score.
>>530171754anyone who says Brew is bad or unfun to play is just bad at the game. and its been this way for years
>>530171490Only if you're in a shit guild desu
>>530171927Most people don't chase the title and quit after they hit 3k though, that's why M+ interest and group quality die so hard halfway into the season because no one that's decent is doing it anymore
>>530171927retard take tho
Almost every single heroic weekly on all my alts has given me a belt.
>>530171490Yeah, I'm thinking Ion won.
Total Maze+ death.
>>530172081Of course. Why would you chase title? This season I had multiple retards whisper-link me DF titles (probably done with Aug) begging to get into my keys. I get 3K the first week and never bother past 4 weekly vaults. In order to enjoy mythic raiding you need to have a decent guild, there's no way around that. Toxic and raging fucks can ruin 20 people's mood in a minute if they are not kept in check.
>>530171947brew doesnt even function without a healer. its barely a tank at all, and currently only getting by on a busted 4 piece tier set interaction giving free 5m health shields every 2 seconds.
https://www.wowhead.com/ptr-2/npc=249743/bubbles-jr
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>530172358>In order to enjoy mythic raiding you need to have a decent guild, there's no way around that.yeah, if you're not in a good guild mythic raiding is cock and ball torture
>>530172471>he is a pipe watching his father dieKINO
Rexxar's wife owes me sex
>>530171927Mythic raiding isn't fun because they overcomplicate the bosses to appease the RWF trannies. The amount of weakauras and addons you need to handle something like Broodtwister is fucking disgusting and part of the reason why I quit raiding in retail.
>everyone getting ancient raid mounts for the month until next patch and expansion reveal
>meanwhile OG is getting trolled into oblivion on nuchan for the foreseeable next year and a half
OG lost bigly
bro i still dont know wtf og is
>>530172786>OG lost biglyNo? They got a character-bound $42 store set, that's the best kind of content chud.
>>530172656That is true and also why so many people gravitated towards maze. But now once you hit a certain key level - 15/16/17 etc, maze+ becomes even worse. It's literally a 30 minute boss where you have to remember 45 different casts that instantly kill you without a defensive and if anything goes wrong you not only lose 25 minutes, you have to go do homework keys to get back to the level you were at before.
I'm sorry, but I prefer doing 20 wipes on a boss than wiping on a key and get punished by having to do a lower level I have already done before, that's completely retarded. They have gotten faster at nerfing bosses after the 2 chosen guilds kill them, so maybe this tier with the higher interest in raiding they can do better. It's actually the first raid in a while that looks good. Ion actually did it.
>>530171754playing what you find the most fun despite the meta and making it work is a feeling few ever experience
>>530172786we actually like that wowchud now back to my delves
>>530169335She looks pretty
If only she wasn't a filthy w*rlock
>>530172904final fantasy 14, world of warcrafts primary competitor. during the early pandemic when wow was at its low point of shadowlands and 14 had hit its highest stride, combined with a certain streamer switching games, masses of the player base switched from wow to 14, which then created a non stop cross thread shitposting trend resulting in 1/2 to 2/3s of any given wowg discussion to be taken up talking about 14 instead of wow.
in response to this, mods started deleting posts and banning people who talked about 14 directly in the wowg, and thus a slang non direct term naturally evolved to refer to 14 without actually referencing it so directly as to be banned for off topic discussion. this term was OG or "other game", and while other game could technically refer to any other game, in practical terms it always referred to one specific game.
world of warcraft has since rebounded, and 14 is now on the decline after a particularly bad expansion, so this whole thing has died down somewhat over the last few years.
>>530173393>world of warcrafts primary competitorlol
>wake up
>cant do ahune
aiiiiiiiiiieeee
>>530171490>Is mythic raiding back?It never left?
>>530174276>mythic raiding never leftThe population sure did since Legion and BFA mythic tho. Maybe the cure to fixing raiding was people just getting pozzed enough from M+ and the devs actually fixing their shit after Echo and Liquid are done with the raid
>>530173321>Calling a high priestess of the Church of the Holy Light a warlockHow dare you?! Paladins, take him away!
>>530174451>populationYeah, shitters donโt mythic raid because theyโre hard stuck trying to figure out how to run bombs on heroic gally. This is not a problem.
>>530174451What cure? M+ is still way more popular than raiding. Just because people are buying boosts for the dinars items doesn't mean riding is back.
Havent played since 2024: why e-celeb are taking this badly about the new Arathi/Red Dawn stuff? Just chuddies salty because its a parody of the MAGA tards?
>>530174556You know what isn't? This little shit
>why don't people want to watch people run the same dungeons for six months????????
>>530174749that red dawn shit died a week ago anon
grifters moved to the stop killing games controversy
>>530174749Because itโs an easy grift, as always. E celebs are lazy people by nature so instead of working they stream and then for even easier views they stream themselves watching something and just talk about it. WoW is a popular game, that cutscene is not liked by the community for various reasons, therefore itโs easy money to just do it.
Maze is popular because it's accessible regardless of difficulty unlike raids. People are pugging 17-19 in group finder. Good luck pugging bandit or mug'zee.
>>530174749People got mad at some shitty optional storyline that was already forgotten and people moved on to the next drama
>>530174751Yeah, before Onyxia I came out of Dragon Soul with no mount either, don't despair and keep hunting, WAGMI
>>530175072dungeons are not a second job like raiding
is that simple
>logging in 3 times a week for 3 hours each is a second job
>>530175072>in an out in 30 minutes>no need to talk much with people>get gear>get shit donevs
>scheduled content or pugging 24 other retards>have to deal with carrying the raid lead's gf>have to deal with the snobby raid lead and his callouts>have to deal with people showing up late, or not at all>have to deal with the possibility of being put in the cuck chair(i.e, the bench) even though you sectioned off time in your day for this contenti can't go back to raiding anymore. i think i grew out of it at this point
>>530174749No one likes the quest line no matter what their politics are, bad bait.
>>530173393>world of warcraft has since reboundedLol.
>>530175337literally, yes
>>530175494raiding is basically the video game version of a corporate job
>>5301753379-12 hours a week is a part time job
>>530175337This is the literal definition of a second job not to mention the off raid shit you have to do.
>>530175494>>530175585you guys act like you don't play that much in a week lol
>>530175670No one in a decent raid does off raid shit, if your raid leader isn't supplying feasts and pots then you're in a shitty guild.
>>530175702Moving the goalpost already? That was easy.
>>530175749If you're in a decent guild you have to run le heckin mazerino whatever you like it or not.
>>530175749good post (image)
>>530175808>If you're in a decent guild you have to run le heckin mazerino whatever you like it or not.Easy fix, remove M+
>>530175702The 9-12 hours of week of raiding are required baseline for you on top of other WoW chores, it's optional for me depending on how much or how little I feel like playing that reset
>>530175984I'm sure they are going to remove it pretty soon lil bro.
>>530176032Trust the plan! The rats will KNEEL to the raidGODS
I seriously hope a fun healer is meta in Season 3. The first 2 seasons have had the most boring specs ever.
>>530176361As long as M+ is timed, the top healer will always be either Disc, MW, or Pally.
what's the best way to target a slot? My gear is okayish but my head and neck are really dragging me down
Kul'Tiran, Orc or Tauren warrior
>>530176476druid is the top healer in the ptr right meow
>>530176361We hear you loud and clear. Pres Evoker is not only the meta healer now, but it is the only healer even remotely viable as we gimped all others by only being to heal you at a maximum of 4 hp per twenty minutes.
>>530176484Do the nightfall even in Hallowfall so you can buy a guaranteed 639 i think it was item from the vendor
>>530176553Maybe in terms of raw healing throughput, but that doesn't matter in M+, damage does.
>>530175337UMM EXCUSE ME? YOU EXPECT ME TO COMMIT TO ORGANIZED GROUP CONTENT FOR LIKE 9 HOURS PER WEEK? I HAVE TO BE ON DISCORD AND NOT BE AFK MOST OF THE TIME? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
>Of course I spend 50 hours a week in the maze and I hate it but raiding is just torture bro.Maze rats are beyond redemption
>>530176665Sorry that's not an argument.
>people actually grind gear and throw themselves at robots endlessly for little to zero reward
>>530176665I like the strawman of saying that anyone who doesn't feel like raiding 12 hours a week is now a rank 1 m+ title chaser who does +20 keys as a full time job
>>530176663druid beats disc in dps even in this season, it's just a lot of the players are so bad that they don't bother to apply dots
>>530176734>cuz I said so!
I don't remember where this artifact skin is from but it's the coolest blood dk one for sure
>cant decide which faction to play
>do everything twice on identical characters
Autism hurts
>>530177050>everyone is doing dungeons 50 hours a wekk>cuz I said so!The lack of self awareness is pretty funny.
>Dawntrail lasts until Winter 2026
>>530177084Did you wake up from a coma in 2019 bro? You can cross faction group and join guilds cross faction also, no point to do that like the old days now unless if you're a serious RPer or something. Faction barely matters for the actual game now.
>>530177157Iโm nta you were arguing with. Iโm just saying โnot an argumentโ is weak bullshit lol.
I spam click all Faerin quests and close all cinematics
Am I racist?
>>530177646I do that for every WoW quest because the story in this game is dogshit
>pay a subscription to not experience any of the content
if you don't like the game or direction in which it is going then why are you giving california your money
>>530176610thanks, didn't even know this thing existed
>>530177627>if you don't want a second job raiding that means you're playing 50 hours of m+Correct that's not an argument.
Thank you Sanctum of dominion and goodbye
Do you guys think they told Faerin how orcs came to Azeroth after destroying their old world by drinking demon blood and spent years destroying civilization? Of course they didn't
>>530176476>M+ healer rep is determined by damageDisc being the top healer last two seasons had nothing to do with its (kind of bad) damage output and high end Maze healing has not been determined primarily through healer dps output in a pretty long time. The two biggest back to back eras of healer dps throughput being relevant were BfA's "only resto druid all the time forever" which was compounded on rdruid having a metric fuck ton of other stuff going on with it and shaman/Hpal fighting back and forth for three seasons during SL because their covenant abilities gave healing and dps throughput no other healer could match.
If you divide every relevant M+ season out to dominant healers Resto Druid has been the consistently most used healer for push content followed by Hpal (whose utility suite was just as relevant as its ability to do damage, there were multiple seasons where Hpal was relevant and did sort of middling to low damage as a healer). There is absolutely zero hiearchy in any given M+ season of the top healer being the one with the most damage brought.
>>530177832Sis, your Sylvie mount?
>>530177816I did not say this and am not the guy you were arguing with. XD. Idk why this is so hard for you to believe.
>>530177908It doesn't matter if you're not that anon, what he said is not an argument. Idk why this is so hard for you to understand, google false equivalence.
>>530177843You expect Metzen of all people to follow the plot for his own story?
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>havent played in a while
>resub and log in
>spawn in front of mechagon
>think "eh why not"
>walk in
>immediately underground
>open journal
>no above ground section where i kill the enforcer to try for the mount
wot the fook???????
>>530177843>>530178054ACKSHUALLY the maghar she met never did that
Is rogue really weak during leveling or am I fucking stupid?
>>530178197Rogue is one of the worst classes to level and is pretty awful to play at max level also, there's a reason why its one of the least played ones now.
Three hero items away from completing all the tier appearances up to mythic
AMA
>>530178197you're stupid
all the fucking classes are broken when lvling this whole "rogue is hard to lvl" meme was a thing like 4 expansions ago
>>530178197yes
class literally doesn't work at lower levels
enjoy auto attacking for 70 levels
>>530178298>>530178323Well that sucks. What should I level on my cute pandaren instead?
>>530178321Okay well that makes sense since I haven't played since MoP so this meme is new to me.
>>530178312Gratz anon
Which one is your favorite set?
Which one was the most fun to collect?
Are you counting the pvp sets too?
>>530178458Pick outlaw, active bf and pull a bunch of shit, like the other guy said lvling is a meme this will carry you till 70.
outlaw rogue is fun as fuckkg0r8, unless youre bad
>>530178678sis your captcha...
>>530176489Kul Tiran
Check ingame. You can literally look at Tauren in the eyes with a Kul Tiran model. You can be a giant fucking dude who can knockback motherfuckers with a fine left hook and you self-heal.
The Horde no longer has the toughest fuckers on the block.
>>530178678For sure, it's going to suck when they gut it because muh addons.
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>>530178458Level whatever you think looks cool watching other people play at max level, Rogue leveling is pretty shit but even then you can go from 1-80 in an evening by questing on anything. This is what's currently most popular by usage in Mythic+
>>530178472I honestly havenโt even looked at them too much. There is rarely a set that I feel like I need to get (alliance warfront plate)
PvP is corrupt af and I hate playing and not have my playtime reward me with anythingโฆ even rng drops you can say I need to do this x amount of times for a 95% chance of getting something
im so hyped for the worldsoul saga (midnight)
telling someone to level what dps they think looks cool with how troublesome getting into m+ is as an off meta dps is diabolical work
alas, i have no solution for you guys
>>530178797Thank you, this is very helpful (even though I'm terrified of stepping into Mythic because I don't know the meta and I think I will actively piss off anyone else through my lack of knowledge)
>>530178581Perhaps I will....retain the rogue.... (I'm probably switching to a caster)
>>530178091ah, after some googling it appears maze+ has cucked me from trying to get that mount drop
Rogue was designed for open world PvP
If you play a rogue and didnโt do open world PvP when it was a thing consider suicide
im going to watch thunderbolts
>>530178987Someone that's picking up the game for the first time since MoP isn't going to be hopping into high keys where people are anal about the meta anytime soon
What dps spec with the highest invite rate for 6s and 7s I want the mount and have most classes 665
>>530179145people are anal about meta in affix keys too. meta always trickles down to levels it shouldn't
Almost 30 characters. Ran all of my level appropriate alts through ICC over the last three days. No invincible drop. Idk, Iโm pretty discouraged now and donโt really want to continue with this fucking shit. Between the unskippable RP dialogue and having to kill the entire raid, Iโm sick to my stomach of this place. Iโd already been farming it for the last three or four months and thought the buff would end the journey and finally put a pin in a longtime goal. This shit sucks, man. :/
>>530179325You still have three more weeks and it will drop during that time!
>>530179280And the meta is going to change in about 5 weeks so telling someone that's just getting back into the game that he has to go by the current tier list is kind of silly, pretty much a literally pick what you think looks cool situation especially when the guy said he's playing more casually.
>>530179230unholy ret arcane
>>530179325Can't you use the parasol trick to at least skip some of the dungeon?
>>530179280NTA but I play off meta specs and get invited to anything 12 and below without much of an issue. Most Iโve had to wait is like 10 minutes. I donโt get where everyone gets this idea from that Mythic+ is just unplayable as non meta.
>>530175202>second jobonly if you decided to stay in a retarded guild
>>530179479purely anecdotal, but earlier in the season i was playing queue simulator on ret for half an hour on average. i even tried making my own key and it never filled. and yes, i had similar dungeon levels timed
back in bfa, same shit happened when i played fury. i can't go back to dps anymore.
>>530179467You can, though I didnโt learn that until my last two runs haha. Still, Iโm just really really tired of this place. At the very least Iโm taking a break from the mount farming. Probably till reset.
>>530169335She isn't slop YOU'RE slop
>>530179689>purely anecdotalJust like your post...
>>530179689Ret is in a weird situation where it'll out dps most specs in the game on lower keys because things don't stay alive for that long but 20% of the dps players in the game play Ret so whenever you list a key there's 20 of them in the queue within seconds. Suffering from success really.
>>530179027Just an update on this: I am going to make a mage and a hunter since I loved those classes when I last played!
>>530179689I wonder if it depends on server then somehow? I only play on Moon Guard and WRA. What server(s) are you on?
>>530179828Worse than slop: she is an FFXIV player.
>>530179890look, i'm just trying to say these situations exist, that's all. if you don't experience it, good for you, i'm genuinely glad.
>>530179959sargeras, so definitely not dead. however in bfa i was on runetotem which was a lower pop realm
>>530179156WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOIS, BASED PURPLE ELF ASS
>>530180061>that swordBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>530180061I don't think that's true at all, you're probably confusing her with his sisterwife
>>530180140They all moved to FFXIV together.
>>530180263cope harder shitskin
https://vxtwitter.com/MorilyMory/status/1941882329951244565?s=19
it's out boys!
>>530179280Unless a spec is considered dogshit or giga-broken, people don't give a crap about the meta even at relatively high keys. And by "relatively high" I mean current 15-16.
Thankfully Blizzard is much better at balancing the game nowadays, not that long ago if a spec was garbage or broken it remained that way until the end of the season.
>>530180263did sum1 say bap
>>530168849i goon too much to wow stuff
>>530179325if the boosted drop rate is around 5% like the other then you're basically guaranteed to get it
desu it's crazy to me that so many people don't have these classic mounts
I started playing in 2014 and in 2015 I already had ashes, invincible, onyxia, mimiron's and a few others
I wouldn't be surprised if blizzard boosts drop rates depending on if you're new and stuff
>>530180291you will never be a paladin ranjeet
>>530180376zamn. good quality
Wasn't there a way to turn off professional equipment? I look so fucking stupid
>>530180581>n-no upathetic pajeet projection yet again
>>530180639so you actually think you're a paladin huh? I guess you're not just a pejeet you're also a tranny. that's pretty funny to be honest.
>>530180509Anyone that genuinely wanted these mounts already got them years ago through brute forcing it on alts, this is more for the person who goes on transmog runs like once a month or so when they're bored or gamer girls who's entire content is All The Things.
why does this game not want me to have a new shield
Even with the raid skip Ny'alotha is annoying to run
>>530179156>>530180724POST MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>530168556no please don't touch them
Blizzard nowdays just adds random black people everywhere, even when it doesn't make any sense
One of them will turn into a black elf and the other will be a boy in a dress
>>530180721You doing okay there Mohindur? Think your brain might be decaying from too many dips into your rancid river
>>530180964just buy one from the timewalking vendor in TBC
>>530180376holy shit what a little whore
>>530180724huffing that ass all day every day
>>530181121trannybro can you post your character sheet or your racial paladin mount?
sylvanus did nothing wrong
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She's mine now.
>>530180724My fem humie's pov every morning in Midnight waking up in the nelf neighborhood
>>530181290That's not priest armor that you're wearing
>sunday
Well I guess they are not going to fix the hellcaller chests this week.
>>530180724This is peak elf ass
sylvanus did everything wrong
is this useful if im a retard? (not the single button one, just the highlight)
>>530181137don't I have to finish dragonflight before i can go to old stuff
>>530181660I went to heroic raid with my alt and blasted the one button rotation (I was only there to kill rik) and I got grey parses lmao so I think the highlight is as bad as the autoplayer.
>>530181660The highlighter is ok to get a general understanding of a spec you've never played without using a guide, you press the glowing button. Its a slightly worse version of Hekili
>>530181660Just get hekili addon if you want that lmao
Or just watch a video of the rotation and learn it you lazy bum
>>530181798The highlighter doesn't have the GCD penalty of the one button rotation.
>>530166716Because the ageplay is something that actually happens, and the other is something you made up for attention.
>>530181798>>530181840>>530181843i dont do particularly hard content (im returning casual) so i never used addons that did this. if it can help with the basics of leaning a spec's rotation without an addon then i guess its okay?
>>530181708no. event has nothing to do with what expansion you're leveling in. Queue and complete a timewalking dungeon and you'll get an item that leads you to the vendor.
>>530182017>and the other is something you made up for attention
>>530182020Dude if you are super lazy just use the one button rotation
If you actually wanna play the game .... take 10 min from your day to watch a guide rotation video
and just copy it once on a dummy...
BOOM you learned your rotation, you will get better the more you do it which means later when you do hard content you will be boss... understood?
>>530168720>>530168849I would gladly sacrifice every shitskin in the world to make Worgen real.
>>530180376Says it doesnโt exist when I click the link. What was it supposed to be?
>>530180509Tbh, if I had ran it consistently since I started playing long ago, I would surely have it already. But I take years long breaks and come back and try again until I take another break.
>>530182451femgnome riding human cock
>>530182387Worgen are super nasty aggressive assholes that will infect people randomly because they get angry and go karen mode randomly
I am pretty sure there would be a lot of racism against them and calls to cull them
Because there is no gay elf magic suppressing their inner karen
So no you don't want them without magic
If you want them, you gotta make thicc nightelfs and magic real too
>>530182017gues you never checked rp realms. best stuff is common as fuck
>>530173393Final Fantasy 14 is a single-player hentai Nintendo game. It is not a competitor to World of Warcraft by any metric. That's like saying Mario Kart World is a competitor of Warcraft.
>>530182859man broken bucks really seethe when people point out there are other MMOs lmao
>xiv was better than wow for 1 (one) expansion 6 years ago
>niggys still havent mentally recovered
wild
>>530173393The last final fantasy expansion was soooooooo bad
I swapped to classic WoW instead lmao
+ if you loves WoW and excited for the Worldsoul Saga
>>530182745Your terms are acceptable. Replace all shitskins with magic, elves, and worgen.
>>530182946>world of warcraft general>BUT THIS OTHER GAME
>>530183337>get asked>get answered>shit and piss and stomp your feet because you're a subhuman brownoid who can't handle other games being acknowledgedlmao
>>530183423We're simply calling you a retard for acting like another game existing means that game is somehow a genre competitor to WoW.
Is Call of Duty a direct competitor to WoW now too?
>>530183637>welmao try harder next time mohindur
>>530183423no one asked about what streamers did
get deez fuckin things off me
>>530183689>mohindurI'm not surprised the tranny pajeet larping as a worgen paladin also play ff.
>>530183823>ESL is also a schizoclassic combo
>>530183862>le eslConcession: accepted.
>>530183689You're arguing with at least two people, retard.
Legion inquisitor torturing a captive demon hunter by forcing her to wear a pretty princess dress and attend royal tea parties with imps
>>530184083>pajeet thinks a screenshot proves anything in the era of 4chanX and html editing and multiple browsers and phonepostinglol
lmao
Hey guys, please look after my Vulpera while I go walk my dog.
>>530184271>Two different people don't disagree with me>It's actually one guy using an elaborate conspiracy to make me think he's two people that disagree with me
>>530184440>elaborateit might seem that way for an indian like (you) but it's 5 seconds of work for an actual human to do
im trying to write very tasteful erotica for my wow characters and chatgpt always fades to black when it gets spicy. is there anything better
>>530184271Are you related to the pajeet helf artist?
>>530182387dogmen are real tho
>>530184573Grok
Venice AI
Being a human being and using your fucking imagination
(Me)
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I love /wowg/!
>>530184440There's nothing to disagree with, he answered the question then your mongrel mind went UH BUH BUH XIV NO REAL MMO and started crying like this
>>530184693i made it in the screencap!
>>530184440>disagreeyou screaming that xiv is as much an mmo as CoD isn't a disagreement, it's mental midget seething in plain view
My /dance is better than your /dance.
>>530184573Deepseek is cheaper and uncensored
>>530184673>Being a human being and using your fucking imaginationnah senpai i cant write.
>>530184815Isn't XIV a single-player Japanese game like Resident Evil?
Since when is it an MMO?
>>530184673>>530184932>Being a human being and using your fucking imaginationdoesnt always cut it
renziz was so special and important he didn't he get a voice
Which one you going with /wowg/?
>>530185152In a sane society, people who write trash would be fired. But we don't live in a sane society. We live in one populated by homosexuals and racial minorities.
Using AI isn't the answer. Hurting people is.
>>530185315neither i deathstrike for 20m
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buy the pig
>>530185315save the supreme elixir for an emergency then vendor it when its obsolete and ive never used it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by2xI9mqhXc
Recolors do not belong in WoW. Replace HM Tauren with Ogres, LF Draenei with Ankoan, Mechagnomes with Arraoka and Vulpera with Sethrak and the game is saved
Argue with a wall
>>530185339fags unironically write the best stories. no im not talking about activists. im talking about the token gay that probably is quiet, has a husband, and is actually concerned with writing quality to an autistic degree like all of the other good stories.
>>530185647vulpera arent recolors retard
remove mechagnomes for sethrak
>>530185647>gnomes and undead not wc core>but kt "belongs" retard
>looks at you
how do you respond?
>>530185647Forsaken and Gnomes belong 10000000%
>>530185647>pandaren>arguably belongslol, lmao even
>>530185779I never said they were retard. They're still a stupid race for retarded furfags like you and don't belong kys
>>530185948stonetalon mountains?
>>530185685>best bg3 waifu was written gigantic homoyou may be onto something anon
>>530185642god i love wow music
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>>530185647Mechagnomes are reanimated from Gnomes. In fact they're the most animated race in the game because someone at Blizz seems to love them for some reason.
So suck it.
>>530186040thats not minty
>ROLE playing game in a fantasy worlds
>surprised it's more profitable to make the fantasy world more comfortable than it is to include wars and rampant tribalism when you can just go outside out on Shitter
>>530186026Darkshore I believe.
>>530185838>>530185898Gnomes were barely in WC2 and added at the last minute to WoW. Cry about it. Undead are literally just undead humans and were only playable because 14 year olds thought it was cool. KT have always been there.
>>530185937Joke race but help founded the horde
There are tons of guides on how to get gear but what do I do if I just hit 80 and am like ilevel 515
Just run dungeons?
>>530186257>KT have always been there.So have at least 8 different Orc clans and you don't see them getting their own race.
'Always been there' reskinned from the same human models. Now they're also humans... but fat.
Kill yourself.
What is Xals army going to be if 11.2 shows the void is literally just voidwalkers
>>530185941reminder that their story is literally orcs but they're foxes instead and they belong in the horde more than most other races.
>>530185685You're not only incorrect, it's sad and highly indicative of how bad things have gotten if you believe it.
I don't wanna run Shadowlands raids anymore bros... they're SOOOO bad and take sooo long
>>530186642you sound underage.
>>530186643then don't run them.
>>530186257night elves existed after gnomes, therefore gnomes are more warcraft core than the purple treehugging faggots
>>530186819the game is forcing me
>>530186427>Two of the same Elf>Three Dwarves>Two trolls >Two Orcs >Literal reskins >Furry races out the assHumans get a fat version with an accent and here you are crying. Don't care retard. They've been around and are more prominent than gnomes or walking corpses
>>530185779Sethrak go to horde
>>530185647this but vulpera with hozen instead
>>530186414Go do Nightfall
Do delves
Do dungeons
I wonโt have to do the shitty campaign again on alts, right?
>>530187353>this scares new playersit's over
>>530187475You can skip it after your first completion
>>530187530Dude have you seen ogres? And their name is DARKMAUL! You'd be scared too.
>>530187353What were they thinking
>>530186414nightfall event in hallowfall every hour for free champ gear
weekly timewalking for 2 free heroics
get the 690 belt from the delve npc in dorn
visions for more champ gear or heroic if you can handle 5 mask runs
>>530186928>Dwarfs get fire forms and rock forms = Bad>Tauren get big fucking moose horns = Bad>Orcs get pure forms = Bad>Humans get fat = Good
exile's reach is ok
it's good for headcanoning your character because you randomly start in the nowhere and can be anyone
>>530187923You can just pretend your race intro didn't happen doe
I still jerk off to the black mom from Exile's Reach, I wish Faerin looked like that
>>530187923but it's too generic for how many races we have. One starting zone does not fit all.
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>>530185152This is just normal world of warcraft writing though?
Was getting more goblin portals in Undermine than I knew what to do with, and now they are all of a sudden non-existent for 10+ minutes. What gives? WM off.
>>530188336the mobs have a 1 hour debuff
>>530185647worgen belong in the game more than belves but nice try tranny
>>530188397So basically after all rares die once, you need to wait another hour? Sounds like it's a good time to jump to my alts.
>>530188828The debuff is on the mob itself, not you
>>530188828join goblin farming groups
>>530188847GRUDGE THROWER
>Meet some guy a while bacjk, become friends
>He starts hitting on me recently
>Not interested in men(or women for that matter)
>Tell him this, tell me he's cool about it
>gradually starts getting crabby with me, hostile
>Eventually stops talking to me
>lose a good friend because I didn't show interest in him
>he was a nice guy too
>Sometimes it sucks being a woman
>>530189445nobody asked troon
>keep falling in the jlor holes
coming back for the first time since BfA and a couple of questions
I'm running tier 7 delves at ilvl 510 as arms war no problem, but no matter how small I pull bran always dies as tank, do they really expect you to just grind levels for him on lower tiers until he's maxed out to have him able to survive or some shit
also what the fuck are all these purple triangle quests and why should I bother with them
>>530190037only healers can run with tank brann, if youre dps go healer brann but you should be doing delves as a tank, you will stomp them with dps brann
>>530190037Brann is a completely useless tank. He was broken on release but got kneecapped a hundred times. Just play him as a healer and 'tank' yourself as DPS. You will be fine, just run over the potions he throws.
>purple triangle questsYeah do them.
>>530189904summer sees no notable increase in site traffic, newfag
>>530190037>I'm running tier 7 delves at ilvl 510The game throws 632 ilvl gear at you with how much catchup we have going on bro, you should be 620-630 as a fresh 80 from a few chores without even touching group content
>>530185152Whatโs so bad about this? Sure, it doesnโt exactly reel me in like some other books have by their first paragraph, but not every novel is going to do that. And Iโm not willing to judge the whole book by a simple paragraph.
quickest way to get gear on a new char?
seems like running flame's radiance over and over is the way, any other weekly shit or something i should do?
>>530186642NTA but itโs clear you donโt read literature. This convo isnโt for you so fuck off elsewhere.
>>530190659>the orc orc'ed orcily in his orc house in the orc city>I don't see what's so bad about this writing bwos
Who are the Palestinians in WoW? I want to genocide them
>>530190835-Dastardly Duos gives you a guaranteed champion piece each time you complete the quest and there's like 5 of them iirc
-Visions
-You can buy 636 ilvl loot crates with valorstones on a character you don't need them on anymore
>>530189445This always happens with women. Idk what it feels like but must be awful to always think you made a friend but the second you make it clear you arenโt interested in fucking them, boom ghosted. I donโt get the shit sucking guys who do this. Be a man and ask a girl out straightforward instead of trying to weasel your way in like a coward.
>>530168556Guards!, Guards! come quick those children are in danger
>>530191218fucking retarded newfag replying to mop pastas LMAO
>>530190850>one word is used three times in five sentences, presumably to set up importanceYouโre gonna have an aneurysm when you notice how many times the word โtheโ is used there.โ
>>530189445You are not a woman
>>530191432Okay homo, hereโs your (You). Go suck a 12 gauge.
>>530191432you need to get a fucking life
touch grass
uldum questing sucks more than gnomes suck my willy
>>530192082half of uldum and redridge are probably the shittiest quest zones in the game
>>530191768bayard wu is one of the last bastions of the old warcraft feel
given the absolute shit state of microsoft and blizzard they'll probably lay him off in a year
>>530192293I hope not but wouldn't be surprised in the least.
Post your femtroll characters if you have any!
>>530192270for me it's desolace, feralas and felwood
No mount but I just looted the legendary on Sylvanas on my warrior...
>>530192762https://files.catbox.moe/qm4jzd.png
>>530168449 (OP)The lore surrounding Medivh confuses the fuck out of me.
>super powerful mage guy given powers to protect the earth>gets bored>retires>gives his title (but not the super important powers that would help against actual threats like the Legion or Old Gods) to his apprentice Khadgar>fucks off to somewhere, never to return even when the world ending events start happeningLike what is the actual point in his character? I probably missed a bunch because I never played WC3 but he seems entirely pointless in the lore.
>>530193043i've had that drop 4 times on all 4 of my toons
no mount tho
the cosmetic is unlocked on your huntard now tho if you have one
>>530192994I love all of those zones, Vanilla desolace in particular. I like those quiet empty zones where you barely see any other people, even back in the day. Liked the RP and atmosphere of it, Azshara was good for that too.
>>530193043that thing is not rare
seen screenshots of like 3+ dropping at once
>>530193043It has a crazy drop rate even outside of the event, it felt like more of an item they threw in Shadowlands to tell people there's a l"egendary" raid weapon again like the old days and to please resub.
>>530187876There's also a weekly quest for doing 4 lfr bosses in undermine that gives you the ability to choose raid gear you want
>>530192994desolace is not good but is not as bad as those two
feralas and felwood are acceptable
I killed a loot goblin randomly and got the Inarius Charger. is this a 100% drop or am I lucky? Do the goblins drop anything else good? I've kinda ignored them
>>530193805>or am I lucky?Very, it's 0.1%
>>530193805they drop some toys, a pet and a 36-slot bag if you don't have that already
Also the hellcaller shards you need to buy the recolored armor sets
>>530193805The drop rate is pretty low but I got it after a few rounds, if you need valorstones then doing the event whenever it's up is an easy lazy way for that plus you get currency to buy the t2 recolors if you want those
What do you guys think northrend is going to look in the last titan? I'm assuming they'll turn zul'drak into a raid and probably merge some of the other zones into one larger ones. Would blizz really release an expansion with more than 4 zones in the future? I don't think people would be happy to see zones like grizzly hills and howling fjord merged into some abomination of a zone and would prefer upscaled versions of both.
>>530168449 (OP)I love Xally!
do you guys like gaming or anime-themed merch? I want to decorate the home office in this new house and i wanna put some stuff on the walls so was wondering if anyone can recommend something. some wow-themed stuff would be cool. everyone who works in this office is a nerd and will love it cuz they all have played wow or wow-adjacent games.
YES! YES! I SEE IT! I can see... the... end...
What's your worst drop rate mount? Pic related, and I didn't even get it during the event, it was a few months ago
>>530194301you can't spell "the end is nigh" without "the end is nig"
>>530194157I assume Coldarra will be a bit different, I forget are the Undead going mad all around Icecrown now because of what Sylvanas did?
>fury of elune
>shaft of starlight
>the other talent
>full moon
isnt she a moon goddess why did they get this backwards lmao
>>530194157I can't even tell the difference between grizzly hills and howling fjord right now desu
I keep forgetting that scholazar basin is a thing
>we want vrykul as a race
>>530193215>gets boredhe was possessed by sargeras since he was in his mother's womb, medivh opened the dark portal that allowed the orcs to rampage over Azeroth leading directly to the first and second war. The defenders of Stormwind killed him and he came back during the Third War (Warcraft 3) to try and warn the world and rally them to defend themselves from the Burning Legion. I assume the retirement part you're talking about is when they meet again in Karazahn during Legion.
>>530195123literally peter griffin
>>530194397I think this was the worst that's a raid
>>530186414goblin Fatigue is real
>>530193215>Warcraft 1:>The mighty Warlock Medivh is in league with the invading orcs, possibly even the reason that they have appeared on Azeroth. You must go into his magical tower and kill him.>Warcraft 2>Nothing, he's dead and irrelevant. Instead, basically every important Orc character ever is introduced, among which Gul'dan, Kil'jaeden and Sargeras are now namedropped>Warcraft 3>A nameless "prophet" visits various youngsters of Warcraft: The Next Generation to help guide them against the inevitable invasion of the Burning Legion. He later reveals himself as Medivh, who was the reason the Orcs were called to Azeroth in the first place. He now tries to make amends.>The Novel "Warcraft: The Last Guardian">Medivh is explained as having been the Guardian - Basically, Superman-meets-Dr. Stranger/Dr. Fate - who was supercharged with the magical power of Humanity and Elfkind's mightiest spellcasters. His mother had already been a Guardian, who, for political reasons, chose to conceive him and raise him as her successor despite the position of Guardian not being hereditary. This was, in part, guided and exploited by Sargeras, whose projection she had defeated and thus presumed she killed him wholesale. That part of Sargeras' soul within the avatar however went on to possess Medivh's mother, subtly influencing her decisions, and then fully possessing her son once she had conceived him. Medivh grows up "normal" until his magical puberty hits and the magical backlash of being both the mightiest sorceror *and* possessed by the greatest demon-aligned entity in the entire universe shook him into a coma. He wakes up as an adult, having lost his teens to being struck with unconsciousness, and taking his seat in his mage tower whose location above powerful leylines helps stabilize his condition. Regardless, he suffers from blackouts and during his sleep, Sargeras' consciousness awakes and orchestrates the invasion of the Orcish Horde.
>>530195741>WoW, Chronicles, Hearthstone, the Warcraft Movie tie-in comic>Medivh is changed from a brooding recluse to a Bruce Wayne-esque partybachelor - Who accidentally kills off a whole sleuth of guests during a socializing event at his tower where he suffers a Sargeras-induced magical seizure and that causes them to become ghosts that haunt the tower now. Karazhan changes from "this tower was built for Guardians" to "Blizzard needs a familiar place of treacherous nature to draw thingamabobs, hoppeldingers and meta knowledge from instead of their asses.">Medivh is now a meme
>>530195676>goblins have one patch in 21 years>cry that its not about elves or orcs
>>530196464because the goblin aesthetic is awful and exhausting to endure, it was just as bad with mechagon
>>530196464>see a screenshot of a gnome with a tired expression >Make a joke about it >some autistic retard somehow links this to elves and spergs out
scarletworg please come home...
>>530196464>>530196602>>530195676>>530186414listen here you little kaja'mite infused shit
>>530196701I saw a worgen in a scarlet crusader mog in a blood furnace run last night
All femhumies must become femworg
All fembelves must become femtrolls
>>530196792BFA Classic soon, then we can go home to how bad azerite armor was and how shit Uldir was too
>>530197059They're not going beyond MoP classic
They know WoD and beyond sucked
>>530197180People said they weren't going beyond Wrath years ago also
>>530197119quiet down tranny
>>530196792BFA was over hated desu
>>530197362because the release was fucking awful, we lost everything we gained in legion and got shit in return
imagine release bfa with essences, corruption and all the other shit they added over time, huge
>>530197318Well they were retarded, MoP was much better than WotLK
but WoD-on is fucking abysmal, they're not so retarded as to bring that shit back
>>530196464>>530195676They have one patch but what an horrible patch it is.
Undermine is anxiety-inducing and ugly, not a single square centimeter of nature, garbage and pollution everywhere and the DRIVE is probably the most disgusting system they've implemented. And then, in terms of the grand design, the area doesn't count, no quest is important, just โgo deliver this to my cousin's houseโ, โgo paint my nephew's room for his weddingโ, โgo collect shit in front of the statue of Goblino the Pussyโ.
No poetry, no enchantment, no romance
>>530197362The first 2/3rds of BFA were awful until they fixed all of the dogshit systems near the end
>>530194397Invincible. I've probably got 1400+ runs
>>530197362It wasnt, azerite gear was a dogshit system that was never fixed and class design turned to complete shit
Still, if you walk around the BFA zones now, it feel comfy because you dont have to engage in their systems
>>530194397I don't bother going for mounts but the kara version of gorehowl took me legitimately 9 months of runs in WoD on 7 characters before I finally got it
CHAMPYUN
AH NEED MOOR AZERITE TAE SHOVE UP ME ARSE
>>530197668and by that you Mean if you walk around Kul Tiras. Most of Zandalar is figurative aids and Nazmir is literal aids.
>>530197787THA WOONZ CHAMPYON
I spent a long time on this :3
>>530197842the red gown is a piece of shit and whoever put it there is a gapey assed bitch nigga.
>>530197996>Dracthyr>Warrior:3
>>530197505>Undermine is anxiety-inducing and ugly, not a single square centimeter of nature, garbage and pollution everywherean elf wrote this
>>530197996link to template?
is this all the race class combos you have?
Returning player from SL here
Just reinstalled WoW and it seems all my toons are now in the same spot, does that mean that realm doesn't matter anymore?
Also for some toon I can see the amount of gold they have but not for all, is there no way for me to see it other than buy a subscription and log on each char?
>>530198374you see the gold amounts of characters from the realm you last logged into, they still have realm splits they just mashed the character list into one big screen now
>>530198269only a literal pajeet would not find undermine offensive.
an ooga booga nooga nigga from central africa would be appalled by how gross it is.
>>530197619>I've probably got 1400+ runsdoubt.jpg
>>530198374Realms don't matter that much anymore outside of placing crafting orders and you can transfer all of the gold you have between servers on your account. So pretty play on whatever server and whatever faction you want then consolidate your gold there
>>530198291https://tiermaker.com/create/world-of-warcraft-the-war-within-races-1007056?presentationMode=true
>>530198467>>530198643Oh alright thanks anons
Have nothing to do for summer so I'll just resub for that time
>>530198374What you are seeing is the new login screen. The 4 characters you see don't matter, it's just aesthetic.
Your characters, regardless of realm and faction, are part of your "Warband" now. Almost all reputations are shared between them. All quest progress is shared too. Any xmog you find regardless of class you loot it on, gets added to your collection.
You can send gold, mats, some gear, etc throughout your warband.
There are no longer and forced mandatory grinds you have to do like back in Shadowlands or BFA.
>CHAMPION ME GRANDSAN CAME OUT AS TRANS
>>530198735and then I was distracted.
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TOTAL GNOME DEATH
>>530198643>>530198806Realms do matter though, and you should be playing on Wyrmrest Accord
pls nerf chess event its impossible alone
>>530199118>WoW zoomers are so braindead they don't know chess nowGrim
>>530198987I'm an EUfag so I'll be on Draenor or Silvermoon, or go back to a french server where I belong
>>530198919>There are no longer and forced mandatory grinds you have to do like back in Shadowlands or BFAOh that's nice to hear
>>530198957Magni he was raised by a single mom it was inevitable
>>530199190i know chess but the stupid debuff not allowing you to move pieces makes it too hard
>>530198735wait this isnt that list
unless you like heavily customized it?
way way more dungeons need to have teleporters at the end that take you back to the start. im tired of hearthing to dorn and navigating back to the old world
>>530199390I had to add my own because it doesn't allow duplicates, that's why it took so long
>>530199852Imagine watching a hung futa smashing that ass
I refuse to become a boomer in WoW. I only play with zoomers, I only talk like zoomers, I only transmog as a zoomer
>>530198520good thing nobody is asking you to literally live there irl
do you also run crying and screaming away from zones like azj-kahet, nazmir, icecrown etc. because they're too icky?
>>530200036Legion Remix is just gonna be one shotting bosses and getting free mogs/mounts though, the right is going to be Legion Classic in 2 years.
>>530200225a cool concept
>bootleg iron skyreaver from tw vendor next week
lets goo
>>530180724purple asses... YUM
>>530200175no, theyre cover is cave shrooms and jungle rot and zombies.
Undermine is Covered in TRASH and SEWAGE. Because the "people" that live there are lazy and disgusting and fine living among and within a literal garbage dump/cesspit combo deal.
Like do you no comprehend the own goal scored there? those other zones are inhabited by MONSTERS and Cannibal Savages. Arnt the goblins supposed to be a functioning if corrupt society of intelligent, sentient inventors? Its one thing for a pack of beasts to live in utter filth its another thing entirely for a group of supposedly capable humanoids to do so.
The place makes Orgrimmar look tidy and clean by comparison.
Undermine is fucking FOUL.
>>530197996>no vulpera shamanhow the fuck could you forget about HIM
>>530201086Future warchief of the horde!
Are DRIVE parts supposed to be rare? I've finished the undermine campaign and I've only found a single horn.
>>530201285peace after he puts the alliance in camps yes.
>>530200879too bad its still bugged
>>530201384what happened to them
>>530201468bugged? I use with my shaman all the time
>>530201495still in game you get one free in every expansion
>>530201054>own goal??
I'm laughing at you for whining like a little bitch that a zone is "ugly" as if you have to literally smell it and wade through garbage with your own two feet
Do you want more pristine elven forests? Is that it?
>>530201827looks like the gay dwarf from the hobbit movies kek
>>530201923why do you have 5, should be 3 and 1
wait, why am I saving horde shits invading alliance lands?
>>530202167same reason horde is force to save danath the cuck
>>530194157sholazar will be the most kino tropical paradise with seaside goblin resorts
>>530202167there are good guys living in hammerfall now, it's the capital of maghars
>>530202160never ever used them
>>530202357>shitskins>good guyshuh??
>>530200036I think the real question is what the new rewards will be?
>>530202493https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-holy-priest-artifact-mace-datamined-in-patch-11-2-additional-weapon-models-377624
kino weapons
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>>530202371I never used them
>>530201384Still have them, all of them.
>>530202167because blizzard has lost the plot on a what a fucking rpg is and have taken all the RP choices for themselves instead of providing them to the player. They know that we'd all choose problematic options like races wars and exclusion zones.
so they choose to be multi cultural race traitor cuckolds on our behalf in an attempt to teach us some kind of lesson, not comprehending that each times they do this it makes us all hate troons cripples and minorities even more.
>>530201781hasnt been free since shadowlands they make you buy the upgraded edition if you want the character boost but its kind of irrelevant with remix existing now
>>530198957I would accept this because itโs less embarrassing to have a trans grandchild than a male dwarf with no beard as a grandson.
eh
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Sanctum of Domination was a pure kino raid. I really love the Maw/Jailer aesthetic
Just drop the mount, you stupid fucking dragon.
>>530202167bro Azeroth is their home. That is their land. What's an Outland?
can i solo sanctum on a fresh max level?
>Recover an old account from early 2009/late 2008
>Nothing on it
>Kinda want to try the horde after being an Alliance chud for 20 years (Ret paladin)
>Can't decide between Orc and Tauren warrior
>Orcs have a better aesthetic but every Orc main I've ever known has been a giant autistic with negative aura
>Tauren are cool but look shit in armor
>See Kul'Tiran
>The best of both worlds
>Get to stay a blue boy
I want to zug zug but horde cities suck
The past is the past. We aren't going to kill the Horde for centuries for the crimes they committed in a long forgotten past now.
>>530202604speaking of this scene. I was running Magisters Terrace for the mount and decided to do the quests while I was in there. One of the quests has you using a scrying orb to look into Sunwell Plateau to see the Sunwell, and the camera pans to the upper wall which inexplicably has what looks like Kil Jaedens face carved into it. Who put that there and why?
>>530203889forgot to specify on mythic
>>530203889I can do the first three bosses up to heroic on a fresh 80 with AH gear. Already had the jailer mount so haven't tried past first three.
https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/news/this-might-be-why-invincible-still-isnt-dropping-for-you-during-collectors-bounty/
lmao
>>530203248oh give it a rest
hes a wee lad
my facial hair didnt start to come in thick until i was 24 years old and im a full blooded anglo
i can understand hating anduin cause that niggas a fag
but the lil dwarf kid is fine
>>530203889you might have an issue on kelthuzad because if you go into his butthole thing i think it resets the boss but try it and report back here
Life-Binder's Handmaiden is mine
>>530202918Oh another one of you โmy black crush rejected me so now Iโm angry at colored folk types.โ Just move on already, buddy. Jamaal forgot about you a long time ago.
So how do shorter lived races like Humans and Orcs compare in strength to races that live way longer, like Elves and Dwarves? I don't understand how a Human or Goblin mage could be stronger than an elf.
>>530205407clean youre bags nigga
>>530204678Bro
please
Say sike
>>530203889Shadowlands raids aren't oneshooting but I guess you can't die
>>530205407bro clean your bags
>>530187353What's to the north?
>>530205505longer lived isnt always stronger, gnomes live hundreds of years if i recall and no way they can solo a tauren (short lived)
>>530205665mountains turn into sheer cliffs into the ocean
>>530203896BASED BLUE/PURPLE SKINNED WOMEN
POWER IN TRINKETS.. RRAAAAAAWWW
>>530180964you can queue TW dungeons
>>530204678easy noob trap, still hit me but it was because i apparently havn't done heroic on a few of my characters
>BASED BLUE/PURPLE SKINNED WOMEN
>>530197996>No troll paladin/priestsFaithless fool.
both WrA and MG trade chats are filled with the most insufferable cunts on the planet holy shit
>>530207145UNDERRATED
Honestly I'm just here collecting fine ass WoW babes, haven't even played the game
I hope we see a bit more of himโฆ
why do people meme on firelands gear? this stuff looks awesome
>>530209008They do? I've always quite liked it.
>>530207145troll girls are amazing wish someone made a lora so sloppachad can make them
Faerin is just the Alliance Aggra with a worse character design and a dumb weapon.
i wish i can watch a vid about the joker moment of m+ haters, i bet everything is even worse than the asmongold compilation
>>530202357>alien invaders who were recruited to bolster the horde's dwindled forces during the 4th war>good guys
why does doing Dragon Soul Heroic lock you out of Normal mode, when doing Firelands Heroic does not lock you out of Normal mode?
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>levelled 8 new characters to 80 just to try get the ny'alotha allseer
>still doesn't drop
the only mount i care about and I can't have it, rip
>>530209761post the rest of that obviously modded qt
>>530209428Hopefully she will be sidelined the same way. And Anduin goes with her.
>>530209708Firelands got added to timewalking so they updated it to have separate lockouts
>>530209428imagining the sight of wranduin sickos breaking down after she and anduin will kiss
>>530209428All they had to do was make her cute. She can stay brown, just make her cute. But nope, has to be ugly.
>>530209847cute would impregnate with half human babies
I worked very hard on this UwU
>>530210152The fujo salt will be legendary. It'll almost be worth having to tolerate Faerin's existence in the story for forever to witness the final destruction of that particular ship.
I wish it were Taelia, bros. She's so cute.
>>530210423No! Taelia is for ME!
>>530210262>goonerspeakEven if she was cute she would still be unfathomably shit.
>>530210262> fairly natural face and body proportions, in-game at least> even bothered to give her a decent rackthey were THIS close
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>>530209878Can't show the boobies sorry
>>530210262her haircut is everything horrible about the current team's way of thinking
>>530210975you using single minded fury?
>>530211134They need to remove her facial scars and give her better hair and she'd be fine
>>530210262Why does all of her artwork go out of its way to make her as unappealing and unfitting her in-game personality as possible?
>>530209428will Anduin impregnate her by the end of the saga's story, too?
>>530211249What do you mean? Thunderfury?
>>530168449 (OP)Haven't played this game for a few years, but considering coming back for solo queue RBGs. How are they? Are they dead yet? If they are dead, would they be revived in the next expansion, and hereinthereafter I ought to wait for that instead?
>>530211786the talent for fury warriors
to use two 1handed weapons?
>>530210629>goonerspeakYou people have been mindbroken by good looking women lmao
>>530211751Only if they can reveal the pregnancy in the cutscene of the final raid of the expansion.
>>530211463something like this would do nicely imo
>>530211901No, I just like running around with thunderfury equipped when i'm not doing anything.
>>530211961nah, they will do it in a cheap-ass in-game one akin to the Marran one, there's no way they will waste THAT much on this
>>530211915>you peopleYou didn't read my whole post. Typical for a gooner who can only think with his dick. Faerin could look like Triss from Witcher 3 and she would still be a dogshit Mary Sue.
>>530212146This and remove the "handicap is my personality" and we could be talking
>>530212453I'm not that other anon I just find funny how you idiots keep inventing new retarded words lol keep seething
>>530212380I will laugh so, so hard if that happens. Imagine the youtube slop reactions.
Then I will cry. I hate Faerin so much and I have no idea how they could ever make her not suck as a character.
>>530212380>>530211961>mix race couple>"The child of light and shadow" Metzan does it again
>>530212572>you idiotsWho are these people? Normal people who don't jerk off all day?
>>530211961> the cutscene of the final raid of the expansionNot after the current shitstorm.
But no, they will not remove her completely, even in their absolutely worst time they did not resort to that.
She will be moved to the third-rate sidelines, most likely with Anduin, and all of their further development in the saga and as a couple will be in the novels. Or in .5 and .7 patches, the only better thing.
>>530211115>highmountain tauren, nightborne, kul tiran in cringe tierswap those 3 with night elf and you're good. Maybe put human in there too because its the most boring choice possible. Imagine playing a game with like 16 race choices and you go for 'human guy'.
>>530212664But both Anduin and Faerin are Light
Did Faerin cheat on Anduin with Xal'atath?
>>530212928you dont understand anon
anduin is the child of shadow
I really hope on Legion Remix I can just play a single character and get all the mounts/appearances.
If I have to make every class to get stuff its over
>>530212786> all of their further development in the saga and as a couple will be in the novels> Golden is back and pretty much all of Anduin related novel stuff came from herWe're in for a treat, then.
friendly reminder that Thunderfury is canonically held by some random Goblin in some random port town in the Badlands
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>>530212928Dumb anime poster
>>530213207Ugh, it's going to be so gross if she does all of their additional lore. I can already see it.
I should plug it into AI and see what it spits out. I could use a laugh.
>>530213252it's a replica like those artifacts in a trash bin in undermine
goblins loves them
>>530213207>the current shitstorm.LMAO
>>530212928anduin will unlock shadow in midnight
>spirit bomb almost never gets pressed because soul cleave keeps getting buffed while spirit bomb gets ignored
>the times you do use it is to either proc demonsurge if on FS or an absurdly high target count
vdh is such a weird fucking spec
No kidding, I prefer Danuser's writing. He has a sense of the grandiose that Metzen doesn't have. Metzen is cool at writing normie Marvel stories.
>>530213252I don't care about "canon" shit for weapons but its obvious this NPC was given Thunderfury solely as a joke
>Jafix : I don't think a weapon that big is legal in this town...>Nik the Mountain : And who do you think you are? I'll use as large a weapon as I please!It's just small guy + big oversized weapon=funny
Catacylsm was pure shit and has stained the game for 15 years. A time capsule of 2011 game industry slop
>>530213507If he were going to unlock shadow, he would've by now. Instead the plot had him go cry in a ditch for 5 years.
So embarrassing.
Jul 1, 2025-Jul 30, 2025: Complete the Wandering Isle storyline in Mists of Pandaria Classic to earn the [Shaohao's Sage Serpent] mount on retail servers!
>>530213752he unlocked shadow a long time ago
>>530213653I forgot how unabashedly BASED this design is
>Me spamming timewalking
>Notice I haven't had a single headgear or belt drop and still have ilvl 200 of them
>Game keeps dropping me cloaks and necks
>Underbog
>Get 3 drops in 1 dungeon which I didn't even know was possible
>Neck, Cloak, Neck
Game is retarded.
shadow anduin was danuser's baby and it was aborted
i remember m***line r**x said danuser asked her to add scene in one of the books when anduin uses shadow by accident
>>530213954golden had that as well, in war crimes he felt tempted to cause a mental explosion in garrosh's mind and he did shadow stuff in the jade forest as well. anduin as a character became way less interesting once he became king
>>530213714I did it, but chatgpt thinks Faerin is a dude.
It's great.
>>530212664It's *Metzen*, you illiterate.
>>530213309Gooner or tranny or both, call it.
I like wow more than xiv but in xiv I can look at my cute twinky miera and wow has nothing like that
female pandarens looks so fluffy i want to hug one
>>530213376"Enjoy". Did this with Deepseek.
Christie Golden, with her masterful grasp of Warcraftโs emotional core and talent for weaving intimate character studies against epic backdrops, would craft Anduin and Faerinโs intertwined saga not as a mere romance or adventure, but as a symphony of faith, trauma, and the arduous path to self-definition in the shadow of destiny. Their story would unfold across two novels, perhaps titled Embers of Faith and Crown of Flames, becoming the emotional spine of the World Soul Sagaโs literary expansion.
is aggramar's sword drop rate increased with the event?
>>530215229Novel I: Embers of Faith โ The Clash of Light and Legacy
The story would open not with thunderous action, but with the quiet thunder of Faerin Lotharโs boots on Stormwindโs rain-slicked cobblestones. Golden would immerse us immediately in Faerinโs visceral disorientation โ the overwhelming openness of the sky after a lifetime beneath stone, the cacophony of sounds unfamiliar to Hallowfallโs muted corridors, the suspicious stares of citizens unnerved by her Arathi armor and the faint, persistent golden glow that seems to cling to her skin like dust from Beledar. Her internal monologue would be a storm of doubt and determination: Is this the world Anduin promised? Or just another cage, gilded by sunlight? Her reunion with Anduin wouldnโt be a grand ceremony, but a private moment in the Cathedralโs gardens, damp with dew. Golden would capture the subtle shift in their dynamic โ the lingering warmth in Anduinโs eyes when he sees her safe, the slight catch in his breath quickly masked by regal composure, juxtaposed with Faerinโs blunt observation, "You look less like you carry the weight of the Maw on your shoulders, King Wrynn. Though the crown seems heavier than ever." The use of "King Wrynn" is deliberate, a shield against the confusing pull she feels towards the vulnerable man beneath it, the "Jerek" she glimpsed.
>>530215386Danath Trollbaneโs arrival would be a cold splash of political reality. Golden would make his skepticism palpable, a wary veteran eyeing a potential liability. His gruff interrogation about Arathi battle tactics and Stromgardeโs shared, yet divergent, heritage would force Faerin to confront the messy reality of her legacy beyond Craishaeโs myth. Anduin, playing mediator, would reveal his careful diplomacy, but Golden would show the flicker of protective irritation in his eyes when Danath dismisses the Sacred Flame as "underground superstition." Their first joint mission โ perhaps investigating Void-tainted tremors near the newly revealed Titan facility in the Arathi Highlands โ would be the crucible. Faerinโs instinctive, blazing charge against a Void-empowered Earth Elemental, fueled by righteous fury and her unique Light/Fire, would clash violently with Anduinโs strategic, controlled bursts of Holy Light and his shouted command, "Faerin, fall back! We need containment, not conflagration!" The aftermath wouldnโt be a victory celebration, but a tense argument in the rain. Anduinโs frustration would stem from fear โ fear of her being overwhelmed, fear of collateral damage, fear echoing his own past losses when zeal outpaced prudence. "Your flame burns bright, Faerin, but fire unchecked consumes everything, even the wielder," heโd say, his voice low, haunted by memories of the Fourth War and the Jailerโs manipulations. Faerinโs retort would crackle with defensive hurt, "You speak of control, Anduin, but what good is control when shadows devour the helpless? I know that hunger in the Voidโs eyes. I felt it in Hallowfall. Control didnโt save Ryton. Faith did." This raw exchange would lay bare their core conflict: Anduinโs hard-won belief in measured, responsible power versus Faerinโs innate conviction in the purifying, proactive blaze of faith.
>yfw you come dressed up as a male human paladin but the elf pussy you were promised is ugly as fuck
>>530215561Golden would weave their deepening bond through shared vulnerability, not grand declarations. Late nights pouring over Stromgarde archives searching for Craishaeโs lost temple would see Faerinโs stoicism crack as she speaks of Andari, her voice thick with grief. Anduin, in turn, might hesitantly share a memory not of Varian the King, but Varian the father teaching him to hold a practice sword, a memory bittersweet and rarely spoken. The attraction would simmer in these quiet moments โ a brush of hands reaching for the same manuscript, the shared warmth of a campfire warding off the Highland chill, the way Anduinโs gaze lingers on Faerinโs face when sheโs animatedly recounting Sygfraedโs tales. Golden would masterfully show Anduin wrestling with this pull. Heโd see Tariaโs gentle admonition in Jainaโs knowing looks, feel the weight of expectations whispering that kings donโt love headstrong underground warriors. Faerin, unused to such complexities, would interpret his occasional withdrawal as rejection of her self, not his own internal struggle. A pivotal scene might involve a nobleโs dismissive insult towards Faerin as a "primitive lamp-lighter." Anduinโs reaction wouldnโt be a roaring defense, but a chillingly quiet, steely rebuke that silences the hall and leaves Faerin stunned, realizing the depth of his regard is far deeper than she imagined, wrapped in layers of duty and pain he hasnโt yet shed. The climax of the first novel might involve Xalโatath orchestrating an attack that lures Faerin into a trap using corrupted echoes of Craishaeโs voice, preying on her "hunger" for purpose. Anduin, realizing her peril not through strategy but through a sudden, sharp absence of the comforting warmth heโs come to associate with her presence nearby, would abandon protocol in a desperate, Light-fueled race to save her.
>>530213896On one of my alts as I leveled him, I hit the late 60s before deciding to check his gear and see what heโll be needing as he hit 70. I was still wearing white gloves from his pre level 10 quests. And all I did was spam timewalking dungeons as him. I checked my bags and they were full of everything but gloves. Thought it would be funny to see how far I could go with those before they got organically replaced. Hit level 78 before some gloves finally dropped. Shit was funny but stupid. This happened during the last timewalking event.
>>530215386I'll admit its pretty good for expanding one's vocabulary
I REMEMBER YOU... IN THE MOUNTAINS...
>>530215926Their combined powers, born of desperation and burgeoning trust, might temporarily banish the Void entity, but not before it whispers insidious doubts to Faerin: "The Kingโs care is a chain, little flame. His caution will smother your destiny." The novel would end not with triumph, but with Faerin shaken, Anduin terrified by how close he came to losing her, and the shadow of Midnight looming large, promising a battlefield where faith itself is under siege.
Novel II: Crown of Flames โ Love, Loss, and the Weight of Destiny
Crown of Flames would plunge them into the heart of Midnight's darkness. QuelโThalas wouldnโt just be a battlefield; under Goldenโs pen, it would be a gilded nightmare, the once-radiant Sunwell pulsating with corrupted energy, casting long, predatory shadows. The pressure would be immense. Anduin, thrust into coordinating a fragile Alliance-Kirin Tor-Arathi defense, would feel the crownโs weight like never before, every decision carrying the potential for catastrophic loss. Faerin, fighting amidst the ruins of elven splendor, would find her Sacred Flame reacting violently to the concentrated Void, sometimes flaring with unprecedented power, other times guttering dangerously low. Golden would use the elven setting to deepen Faerinโs connection to Craishaeโs legacy โ perhaps encountering ancient murals depicting her Quelโdorei mother, or feeling a resonance in the corrupted Sunwell that echoes the temple pool from Sygfraedโs tale. Her "hunger" would intensify, becoming a physical ache, a siren call urging her towards the Sunwellโs heart, promising the power to end the threat.
should i be saving blood stones to sell for next season?
>>530216279This is where the romantic tension, carefully built, would face its ultimate test. Anduin, witnessing Faerinโs increasing single-mindedness, her moments of distant intensity, would recognize the dangerous path he himself once walked. His care would manifest not as restraint, but as desperate attempts to anchor her: a hand on her shoulder pulling her back from a reckless charge, sharing his meager rations during a lull in the fighting, whispering, "Stay with me, Faerin. Not just your flame. You." Golden would craft moments of profound intimacy born of shared terror โ seeking solace in each otherโs arms after a brutal skirmish, a tear-streaked confession of fear in the dark, a kiss born not of passion alone, but of the desperate need to affirm life amidst overwhelming death. This physical expression of their bond would be powerful, but immediately complicated. Anduin would grapple with guilt โ is this love, or fear of loss masquerading as affection? Faerin would feel the conflict between the consuming pull of her perceived destiny and the fierce, unexpected desire to stay with this man who sees her, truly sees her, beyond the Flame and the Lothar name. A critical scene might involve Faerin, guided by the Scionโs echo within the Sunwellโs chaos, preparing for a ritual that mirrors Craishaeโs โ a plunge into corrupted light to cleanse it, knowing it may burn her essence away. Anduinโs intervention wouldnโt be to stop her, but to join her. "You speak of Craishaeโs sacrifice," he might say, his voice raw with emotion, Light blazing around him, "But Sygfraed told you to draw from the legend as it began. She didnโt start alone. She fought for her people, with her people. Let me stand with you. Not as your king. As Anduin. Let me share the burden."
I want this game to go F2P already so the tide of jeets and other shades of shit can flood the servers already.
I want you all to suffer. I want the devs to suffer. Drown in a tide of unrelenting brown.
>yfw making an M+ party in 2030
>one of the requirements to joining good groups is to curse Vishnu in chat
I need some advice, /wowg/.
I'm not sure if I should level more 80s (I have the 25% buff) so I can grind GMOD on Mythic, or if I should spend that time doing LFR for GMOD.
what do you guys think?
>>530216473This act of profound trust and shared vulnerability, this rejection of the isolated "Chosen One" path, could be the key to their success โ their combined Light (Anduinโs restorative Hope, Faerinโs purifying Flame) stabilizing Alleria and empowering Tyrande, turning the tide at the Sunwell.
Victory in QuelโThalas would come at a cost. Anduin, channeling such raw power alongside Faerin, might face a resurgence of his buried trauma โ visions of the Jailer, the crushing weight of the Domination armor. Faerin, while triumphant, would be irrevocably changed, the Scionโs revelation about Craishaeโs true fate (becoming the Flameโs anchor) forcing her to confront the ultimate potential cost of her own path. Their relationship, forged in fire, would now face the calmer, but no less treacherous, waters of aftermath. Golden would explore the quiet moments: tending each otherโs wounds, the struggle to reconcile their intense battlefield bond with the complexities of court life in Stormwind, the shared grief for the fallen. Anduinโs care would evolve into a deep, abiding partnership. He wouldnโt cage Faerinโs flame; heโd learn to trust its light, even as he offers grounding wisdom. He might even contemplate the unthinkable โ steps towards abdication, recognizing that Turalyon embodies the martial leadership Azeroth needs, while his own calling, reignited by Faerin, lies in healing and unity. Faerin, in turn, would learn that answering her "call" doesnโt require sacrificing her heart or her connections.
>>530216473this kind of development would legit be the best course of action they could take with her
>>530216639Her defiance of the isolated Chosen One trope would be cemented, not by rejecting her destiny, but by redefining it: her strength amplified by love, her faith deepened by partnership, her path forward chosen alongside Anduin, not dictated by ancient prophecy. The novel wouldnโt end with a neat coronation or wedding, but with them standing together on the battlements of Stormwind Keep, looking not towards the vulnerable sun of Midnight, but north, towards the icy, Titan-haunted wastes where the final battle for Azerothโs soul awaits. Anduinโs hand would find hers, not as a king claiming a consort, but as a man offering and seeking strength. Faerinโs flame would burn steady beside him, no longer a restless, hungry spark, but a beacon โ fierce, warm, and inextinguishable. Goldenโs final lines would resonate with hard-won peace and the promise of a shared future forged in fire: The path to the Last Titan was paved in shadow and whispered doom, but they would walk it together, a king learning to be a man, and a flame who had found her hearth. Their intertwined story would be the sagaโs beating heart: a testament to love as resilience, faith as action, and the enduring power of light found not just in grand destinies, but in the quiet, courageous choice to stand together.
THE
END ahahahahaha
>>530190847You are clearly a malicious propagandist if you're unironically claiming that being a faggot makes you a good writer.
This is objectively false AND extremely easy to disprove by Googling the world's most popular and influential authors going back 200 years.
None of them are gay.
I NEED to be pegged by troll women!
>>530215386>>530215561>>530215926>>530216279>>530216473>>530216639>>530217000Holy shit, I hate it so much and this is probably very similar to what they'll end up doing. It'll be painted as super romantic and sensible, but it's pure slop.
The abdication stuff in particular sounds like something they would do to Anduin. His father would be in human king afterlife all embarrassed.
The humiliation ritual never ends.
>>530215386AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NONOONONONONONONO
>>530217325can I get a QRD to lazy to read, am sleepy
>>530217772nigga the fuck is up with your graphics
>>530217853That's just how the starting area of zereth mortis is for me.
>>530217659Basically it's all about slow burn romance, which chicks love. They complete each other and work together and shit. They have various fee fees about their past and their duties and shit. Then they presumably fuck at then end.
I didn't read it super well. AI really creates horrors beyond our imagination.
https://youtu.be/mn5Jw8S5up0
>>530218202Oh it's AI...I thought Blizz sealed the deal on Anduin getting Faerin'd..there is still hope for Slyvanas x Anduin, Drae x Anduin and Troll x Anduin
why does modern blizzard hate the idea of horde winning in pvp?
(constantly buffing allies racials for pvp)?
>>530218440Naw dawg, someone just plugged the premise into an AI generator and it came up with what would happen if the story were written by Anduin's #1 fan Christie Golden. It's probably similar to what Blizz will eventually greenlight because it's all slop.
She named her cat after him, you know.
>>530217659Your choice.
Faerin Lothar arrives in Stormwind, overwhelmed by its chaotic openness after Hallowfallโs depths. Her reunion with Anduin reveals his quiet relief beneath kingly burdens, while her blunt honesty masks growing confusion about her feelings for "Jerek." Political reality intrudes as Danath Trollbaneโs skepticism forces Faerin to confront her Arathi legacy. Their first mission ends in conflict: Faerinโs fiery assault on Void threats clashes with Anduinโs cautious strategy, exposing his fear of uncontrolled power and her faith in decisive action. Yet shared vulnerability in Stromgardeโs archives deepens their bondโFaerin grieves Andari; Anduin shares rare memories of Varian. Attraction simmers until Xalโatath lures Faerin into a trap using Craishaeโs voice. Anduin feels her absence and races to save her. Their combined Light wins, but the Void whispers: "His care is a chain."
In QuelโThalasโ corrupted glow, Faerinโs Sacred Flame wavers against the Void while her "hunger" intensifies. Anduin anchors her with desperate pleas: "Stay with me." Amidst elven ruins, murals of Craishaeโs mother heighten Faerinโs dread. A battlefield kissโborn of shared terrorโcomplicates their struggle between duty and desire. When Faerin prepares for a Craishae-like sacrifice at the Sunwell, Anduin invokes Sygfraedโs wisdom: "She didnโt fight alone." Rejecting isolation, he joins her. Their combined powersโAnduinโs Hope and Faerinโs purifying Flameโignite a new Light that saves QuelโThalas. Victory leaves Anduin battling resurgent trauma and Faerin shaken by Craishaeโs true fate: becoming the Flameโs eternal anchor. In Stormwindโs quiet aftermath, they redefine destiny: he considers abdication to heal Azerothโs wounds; she vows to wield her flame with love, not sacrifice it. Facing the march north to the Last Titan, they stand hand-in-handโa king embracing his humanity, and a flame who found her hearth.
>>530217184>none of them were gaySo weโre lying today, are we? Even to the point of ignoring the incredibly obvious one that is Oscar Wilde? Oh wait, thatโs right - you donโt read so you donโt know him. My b, my b.
>>530215386SWEET BUTTERY JESUS.
>>530218631Horde racials are slighty better in pve so everyone moved horde for raiding
Now they cant nerf the broken ally racial or they'll kill the faction entirely
Mix of balance failure and player brainrot
>>5302176594chan guy frozen in time since 2019 thinks we are impressed with ai generated stories
>>530218986>cropped lust provoking imagePost full.
>>530168449 (OP)>tfw no office lady xally to give me a lazy stockings footjob under the desk while she finishes her quarterly reports
>>530218440None of those pairings are happening because Anduin is gay. Idk where yall keep getting the idea from that the flaming twink is straight but he is not. Faerin is just gonna be his best gal pal.
>>530213309Based female enjoyer
>>530219532I can't believe you've done this.. Racism outside of /b/... impossible..
>>530219532>Dracthyr in S tierI stopped at that point and just discarded your opinion.
>>530219712Iโm not reading your fanfic, bro.
>>530219712That's actual, Blizzard approved and published lore, my druid. No fujo wrote that up. It's very real.
>>530219545Anduin thought in a book that female Drae were attractive
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what was his deal?
>>530219967Futas are men so thank you for proving my point.
I refuse to believe Beastmaster hunter is this effective with like 4 fucking buttons. Wow. Literally click kill command and barbed shot with the odd multishot or damage cooldowns in between. What the fuuuuuuuck man.
>>530219976>>530219695You know I dont even hate vulpera, I just think theyre lame and wouldnt play one.
Theyre right on the edge of being a usable race but the unshakable furry association tips them over into untouchable territory. If they were a little more gnoll/monstery and a little less disney i'd probably make some, but theyre so obviously designed to appeal specifically to the "cute" furry crowd and Im just not about it.
>Kill first boss of dazar'alor
>Fucking mole machine wall won't go down
Great game, niggers.
>>530220581A lot of the older raids are riddled with odd bugs and Blizzard will never go back and fix them because it's old content. I've run into a lot of strange ones over the years.
>>530220581It takes a minute or two or five
just like every other intermission in that godforsaken raid
>>530220070ftm transexual titan keeper who served under odyn. odyn kept deadnaming him and refused to give him the (name) aedis so he joined the legion
Is it bad that I'm using ChatGPT to write my RP profiles? I have ideas, but it's hard to get them down without some additional prompts.
Rogue feels really squishy. I'm liking it a lot, but feels bad that I can't do the same content that a DH can just leech and burst through. I'm dedicated to trying though, rogue feels good and I like their tier sets more and daggers are cooler than dumb warglaives
>>530220581Itโs meant to disappear after the cutscene plays. If you skip it, it will stay until the time when the cutscene would have ended.
>>530222183yes
you're almost being assigned a character by a computer rather than making one with your own words
>>530168449 (OP)Question: Are the resources you need to do the raid skips character bound or warband bound?
>>530222105nooooo
i too have proven my worth, odyn
>>530222183cut out the middleman completely and just rp with chatgpt. i havent erped in a year because i can get ai to do it for me
I REGRET... TAKING... THIS JOB
>>530220714where are your pants?
>>530222481AS WAS THEIR RIGHT
And the Fiendish Hellfire Core is also mine. Today was a pretty good day with 3 mounts and one leggo. Hope it was also good for you!
>>530211813>minigame shitLOL
I really love femnelf death sound
owoe! >.<
>>530223250Very happy for you, anon. Gratz! :)
>>530222462character bound
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>>530220296You are WRONG my vulpera is a VICIOUS DESERT NOMAD
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real belfsune miku hours
>>530222462the quest items are locked to 1 character but when you finish the quest you get the reward on your whole account
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>Fyrakk was just a lamer, gayer Deathwing with a shitty Joker voice
they don't really make the zones like they used to
>>530223250>farming Legion content when Legion Remix is confirmedGrats anyway
>>530223214And where are yours?
>>530223986There will certainly be infinitely more stuff to buy at Legion remix than at MoP remix, because the content is infinitely more immense. At least I won't be spending on this mount.
>>530224240that's cheating!
>>530220296most people wouldnt hate vulpera as much if it werent for their playerbase
>If you have the raid difficulty set to "Mythic" and legacy raid to "25 Player", Ice Crown Citadel will default to the 25 Normal version, which does not drop Invincible!
>You have to manually select the raid difficulty to "Heroic" and then "25 Player".
>>530224852Femsaken girl at a party wearing skimpy tight dress winking at viewer
>>530211813both blitz and shuffle are perfectly alive and playable, HOWEVER theyre full of toxic retards like all us real pvpers said they would be and it gets worse as you get higher in rating.
It is a basically free way to collect elite sets, but youve gotta be able to tolerate the south american retards you get randomly grouped with doing south american retard shit and throwing your matches sometimes. I don't enoy shuffle the way I enjoyed 2s and 3s with friends. I don't do shuffle for fun, but i do it for expedience when I don't have friends to play with and feel like doing some more "serious" pvp with rewards and rating to push. It is sometimes fun, most of the time it is merely tolerable, some of the time it is miserable or blood vessel poppingly frustrating when you lose rating cus someone only plays well when not on your team. most matchs though people identify the weak link in the first two rounds and that guy goes 0-6 while everyone else goes 4-2
Basically, the game in shuffle is that you gain rating fast by carrying the worst player successfully.
>>530224852dwarf with a gobbo strapped to a boulder in a catapult
>>530224852Babes in american flag bikini in celebration of the 4th of july
>>530224852blood elf or human squatting side-on to the viewer and peeing so you can't see anything, looking at the camera with a smug expression.
>>530223947It's crazy how TBC zones still mog the shit out of anything that's come since.
>>530225485Zul'drak is Wrath though silly. You are still right though.
>>530224852Dark Iron Dwarf in a skimpy black dress looking at viewer with fuck me eyes and biting her lip
>>530225763this but male dark iron dwarf
>>530225027>>530225763warcraft dwarves not possible currently
>>530225962Hideous. That's not how tits work at all.
>>530223250Diden't get any random mounties but finally finished picrel together with my husband so I had a very good day! :3
>>530226043hey man maybe she had tits from two different titty monsters sewn on and they got accidentally sewn on in different positions entirely.
>>530226043>>530226283I just remembered that femsaken literally have a joke about this
Yes they're real! They're not mine but they're real.
i wonder what games nerub gm plays now
>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736>>530217736>bbc trans general join now>>530217736
>>530225889BEGONE YOU FAGGOT
>>530225962>no dwarves yetWhy even live, man. Well, what about gobbos or troll women?
>>530226063Based and wholesome
>>530227064gobbo is doable but the lora is absolute shit and wrecks the aesthetic without even getting the features correct half the time
I don't gen them much because honestly they're hideous and being shortstack isn't enough to elevate them
>>530223947Why do the mountains from 2008 look more realistic than the mountains in 2025
>>530225228Sounds most excellent to me. Would it be too late to purchase TWW and get on the Solo Blitz grind at this point in time? Keep in mind that I'm one of the stereotypical dads with 50 children 20 wives and 10 jobs who has 1 hour per month to play.
>>530226043Fertile tits work like that
>>530227137cant believe you're not an ameriphobe
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>>530227939no pvps actually pretty easy to get into right now as long as youre not expecting to get gladiator
It takes like ~15 rounds of shuffle to make 1800
I havent actually done that much blitz but its basically the same.
just get your bloody token wpvp gear ideally from doing WQs in warmode as you level. buy as much purple as you can, fill the rest with green honor gear and off you go.
Its really just a matter of sticking with it, tolerate losses without quitting and you'll make it eventually.
>>530228202>everybody should perfectly know every mechanics in the game
Warrior - Usually played by fat brown retards. Almost exclusively fury and Orc, human or Tauren. Bladestorms on a single enemy.
Paladin - Brown as well. Usually a Deus Valt LARPer. Almost always ret. Always the most toxic person despite being the worst person in the group. Usually a human or Blood Elf in a T2 mog or a Draenei male from Ragnaros or Azralon.
Death Knight - Huge case of main character syndrome. Misuses grip constantly. Usually the dumbest person in the group, even if there's a warrior in it. Still think it's 2009 and DK is good. Doesn't play the game regularly anymore because their main is irrelevant, and trust me it shows but plays to farm transmogs which is the only reason to even pick DK in 2025.
Evoker - FOTM furry. Usually a pasty white guy and a sex pest. Constantly retweeting porn in-between pulls but since every spec is braindead easy, it's not a problem.
Shaman - Usually played by know-it-all midwits over the age of 30. Almost always wrong despite dying on their hill that they're right. Has to macro 70% of their abilities so their chubby boomer fingers can keep up. Usually a Dwarf, Tauren or Orc player and are probably fat and bald IRL.
Hunter - You're either a girl (vagina), one of the 10 people that play this game under the age of 18 or are over 40 years old. You're why they made the one-button rotation. You drool on your shoulder and still manage to get in the top 3 in meters. The hardest part about your class is landing trap throws, which you still fail to do. You probably are a bit of a normie and don't play for logs, go back to your wife and kids.
Demon Hunter - Almost exclusively played by either edgy zoomers or trannies, or both. Can't cope with the fact that DK is the cooler edgy hero class. Thinks their class is harder than it is, despite being Blizzard's secret pet class since Legion and constantly gets buffs if it even sniffs outside of the top 5 in DPS/tank tier lists.
>>530224852>>530225432>>530227137female blood elf paladin wearing silvermoon themed gear fighting a female human hunter wearing american gear
>Supposed to get the legacy raid buff against anything pre-dragonflight
>Don't get it in BFA and Sneedolands raids
Why
>>530227369Unfortunate. Well, in that case, could I get a Draenei, blue skin, looking over her shoulder at the viewer and giving us a โshhโ hand sign while hiking her black skirt up to reveal a horde tramp stamp?
>>530197996retard why are Earthen Priest but not Mage they are created by the Titans literal gods of the Arcane and they are pure titanforged
>>530228435>DK is the cooler edgy hero classIts literally not lol sybau
Remember, /wowg/, "Ashbringer" is the sword.
If you say "The Ashbringer", you're referring to Mograine, specifically.
it is ingrained into our DNA to fear reptiles and if you find yourself attracted to them then its too late you have been subsumed
>>530229718Gulp..... someone tell this elf the bad news.......
>>530197996Good list Anon
>>530228435>Death Knight - Huge case of main character syndrome. Misuses grip constantly. Usually the dumbest person in the group, even if there's a warrior in it. Still think it's 2009 and DK is good. Doesn't play the game regularly anymore because their main is irrelevant, and trust me it shows but plays to farm transmogs which is the only reason to even pick DK in 2025.literally me
>>530224852Bimborne bimbo is sexy casual clothes and sunglasses taking a walk
>>530224852Liadrin on beach wearing red and gold sarong beach skirt & bikini, sunglasses resting on head
god i wish i were my dracthyr
>>530228435You use bladestorm on cooldown for single target while enraged retard
>the black temple
>it's mostly green
>>530224852Sexy Femsaken slumberparty
>>530184665Hyenas aren't dogs