/twg/ - Total War general
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:53:04 PM
No.530427743
>>530432120
HOLY SHIT THE THIRD FACTION IS
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:53:49 PM
No.530427808
Thanquol soon, friends!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:57:32 PM
No.530428164
>>530428000
twips of twuth
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:58:14 PM
No.530428242
>>530428000
Trips can't be wrong, right?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:04:58 PM
No.530428897
>>530431070
CA should do a Halloween Themed October sale + DLC release of a Vampire Count, Vampire Coast, and Tomb King 3 Lord pack...
And they should promote it with a special drink promotion that is sort of like a 'which undead side will you be on this Halloween?'
Vampire Counts has a sort of cherry drink , for blood.
Vampire Coast has a whirlwind blue-green tealish lemon lime blueberry typhoon splash drink
Tomb Kings got a lemonade type a yellow orange drink.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:08:21 PM
No.530429265
Be a good person
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:10:37 PM
No.530429504
>>530429316
You think I'm not versed in the arcane!?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:10:55 PM
No.530429528
Be an Eldar person
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:11:13 PM
No.530429559
40k waiting room
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:11:36 PM
No.530429602
how do you even break 12 year old DLC with routine maintenance?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:11:59 PM
No.530429632
It's over
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:12:18 PM
No.530429662
We will get news in 5 minutes. 5 Dragon Ball minutes.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:14:45 PM
No.530429892
>>530429316
CHOSEN (CHOSEN OF THE GODS)
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:18:20 PM
No.530430264
Do you want to post any impressive unit stats from your campaign?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:21:36 PM
No.530430567
>>530429316
HORNED ONE SEES US(YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH)
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:26:27 PM
No.530431019
>>530429316
KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT-HA
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:26:29 PM
No.530431024
>>530431290
Are they really doing a cross-promotion with GW for the 18th ?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:26:59 PM
No.530431069
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:26:59 PM
No.530431070
>>530431323
>>530428897
I mean, why not
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:29:14 PM
No.530431290
>>530431609
>>530431024
They might announce the Dogs of War FLC.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:29:33 PM
No.530431323
>>530431443
>>530431070
Do amerilards really?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:30:35 PM
No.530431426
>>530429316
SWORDMASTERS OF HOATH
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:30:44 PM
No.530431443
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:31:04 PM
No.530431471
>>530434562
>New Faction
>as FLC
kekarooooooo
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:31:48 PM
No.530431536
Churl.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:32:36 PM
No.530431609
>>530431290
bro... that would either be such a barebones faction or it'd have to be paid DLC .. bro
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:33:20 PM
No.530431682
>>530431754
>play khazrak
>Karl beelines himself to my herdstone and starts raiding it
what the fuck man
>>530431682
No!!! Even the Beastwomen and Beastchildren!!!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:36:57 PM
No.530432040
>>530432259
>>530431754
i mean, can't blame him...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:37:13 PM
No.530432063
>>530432259
>>530431754
aren't beastwomen docile sex slaves though
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:37:45 PM
No.530432120
>>530427743
It's skaven vampirates.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:39:09 PM
No.530432259
>>530432040
>>530432063
Like fucking clockwork.
Not all Beastmen players but always a Beastmen player.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:39:51 PM
No.530432329
>>530431727
slop? still cool though
The third faction will be High Elves but they're loyal to the true Phoenix King, Malekith.
Spy/infiltration/scheming mechanics, can use limited Dark Elf units and masquerade them as normal High Elf units.
The FLC is Aislinn and Lothern garbage, don't really care.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:53:48 PM
No.530433662
>>530429316
DEALERS IN DEATH
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:59:39 PM
No.530434221
>>530434589
>>530433480
That sounds too boring to be real. Even yin yin is more likely.
But also
>masquerade them as normal High Elf units.
This isn't even a real game mechanic. This is the part that makes me sure you made that up.
I really hope it isn't Yin-Yin, but the 'tides' moniker makes it seem so.
I want cool LL like some sorta Elf, Bretonnian, or Monster. Not... an Asian lady..
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:03:18 PM
No.530434562
>>530431471
What is brettonia
>>530433480
We already know flc is slaanesh, silly
>>530434461
I would want yinyin for the memes alone, also not a helffag so theyโre entirely w/e
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:03:37 PM
No.530434589
>>530434221
it's a coping drukek, you don't need anything beyond that fact to know it's made up
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:03:43 PM
No.530434595
Bretonnian Elf Monster.
Harnold the Fey Troll
Why not?
"THE WORLD IS MY BRIDGE!!!!!"
Imagine it.
>DoW literally leaked for TOW but people are still doubting
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:05:01 PM
No.530434713
has there even been a single hint that points to the dlc having elves or is it just people huffing copium
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:06:47 PM
No.530434874
>>530429316
DAWI FROM ANOTHER HOLD ARRIVE
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:08:33 PM
No.530435038
>>530432915
Ain't no way that's slop.
He's far too obscure for sloppa to look any decent
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:09:26 PM
No.530435123
>>530438585
>>530434662
>leaked units are ogres and giants
Wow big leak
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:10:04 PM
No.530435186
>>530434461
>I really hope it isn't Yin-Yin,
Why? I want nothing more than to play aqua in total war.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:10:58 PM
No.530435280
anyone else say 'THAT BE A GRUDGIN!' at work? as a joke.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:13:00 PM
No.530435478
>>530429316
TAH HAH HEU EHEU WIII !!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:23:06 PM
No.530436464
>>530436842
>>530436216
Unironically would sell like hot cakes because the Elder Scrolls fandom is starved.
But it cannot be like a Warhammer with Legendary Lords.
It has to be with Family Trees.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:26:43 PM
No.530436842
>>530438131
>>530436464
same anon, continuing.
it would be so lame if they did it with Legendary Lords.
Not even people in the Elder Scrolls fandom focus mainly on key characters.
It's more of a history focused lore.
If they make it with Legendary Lords and start pulling characters out of a hat then they failed the game.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:32:50 PM
No.530437448
>>530437572
>O
>N
>E
>DLC this year
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:34:03 PM
No.530437572
>>530437448
They will make up for it next year, when we get 24 DLCs. Two each month!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:34:29 PM
No.530437620
By the time CA releases the next DLC after Tores of Tidment, a new supercontinent will have formed
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:35:34 PM
No.530437735
>>530437895
THE TIME OF TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 40k IS ARRIVING QUICKWY !!!!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:35:45 PM
No.530437752
>>530438840
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:37:16 PM
No.530437895
>>530437735
in just *** more weeks!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:39:25 PM
No.530438131
>>530436842
Have to agree I would mostly just want it because of a fun map and possible units.
Would have to be before any of the dominating empires Alessia, Reman or Septim. Just not when they are around
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:43:46 PM
No.530438542
>>530438697
my ultimate cope is that the third race will be fucking huge im not talking about Nagash or something im talking about the third race being an entire new faction, maybe not DoW but something like DoC and thats why its taking so long to reveal who the third race is like theres no way they're teasing us this long for just "lol look its a high elf guy bet the wait was worth it huh?"
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:43:52 PM
No.530438549
>>530438730
FEET FEET FEET
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:44:09 PM
No.530438585
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:45:20 PM
No.530438697
>>530438542
that would make the wait worth it, yes.
You're right, as the wait drags on, what can they really show us to make it worth it?
They should really wow us.
I'm talking a full on Fimir Race Pack.
A full on Halfling Race Pack.
A full on Ind Race Pack.
That would be cool.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:45:39 PM
No.530438730
>>530438549
>modesty
>has her feet out
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:46:23 PM
No.530438807
>>530432915
It's legit art, far predates slop.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:46:41 PM
No.530438840
>>530437752
Innocent men...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:47:24 PM
No.530438917
>>530439892
>>530431727
>look at me i can beat up weak skeletons using rusty blunt weapons with full plate armour and a massive shield
ok and?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:53:01 PM
No.530439486
>>530441025
Too hot for Total War...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:53:33 PM
No.530439537
>>530429316
I AM LOUEN LION-COEUR
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:57:09 PM
No.530439892
>>530438917
He can also beat your faggot ass up, anon
is skulltaker meant to be piss-easy? you get to level 50 by turn 40 and just steamroll everything with your shitty tier 1 and 2 units. I never got to use my cool shit.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:59:03 PM
No.530440079
>>530440915
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:59:10 PM
No.530440101
>>530440142
THE THIRD FACTION IS...
RESKINS AND VARIANTS FOR VAMPIRE COUNTS
GET HYPE
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:59:42 PM
No.530440142
>>530440101
NAGASH WAS WEEEEEAAAAAKKK!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Leadbelcher nerfs
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:00:33 PM
No.530440229
>>530439993
You are actually playing the nerfed version of Skulltaker. He used to be significantly easier.
Speaking of Vamp counts.
Who is the most fun campaign
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:03:57 PM
No.530440538
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:04:34 PM
No.530440608
>>530436216
TES fans will buy anything
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:07:05 PM
No.530440858
>>530440452
the beast nigga who can't die, morghott or whatever
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:07:33 PM
No.530440915
>>530440079
>>530440156
That sucks. Khorne recruitment also feels weird. I was always a milion miles from my capital and had to waste like 3 or 4 turns with global if I wanted to recruit anything that wasnt basic shit.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:08:38 PM
No.530441025
>>530439486
Snow, I loved snow...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:08:41 PM
No.530441030
>>530441148
>>530440452
Manny, because you have actual goals in the campaign
>get the tomes
>get castle drakenhof
>your start position is way outta there
fun stuff
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:09:38 PM
No.530441148
>>530442165
>>530441030
Will Kemmler and Daddy be still alive when he gets to them?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:10:39 PM
No.530441263
>>530440156
I mean facing Ogres vs Ogres with leadbelchers is like
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:12:32 PM
No.530441476
A TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 40.000(tm) JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:13:32 PM
No.530441580
>>530432915
I think it was made for the chaos mobile game.
How do you avoid friendly fire with nan-gau grenadiers? They mince infantry now, especially with the nuln caravan item equipped. But if I put them on the flank, they don't have enough time to do anything before getting charged, and if I put them behind the front line they cause too much friendly fire
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:18:12 PM
No.530442065
>>530441849
learn to enjoy the carnage
the lives of your men are temporary
victory and gunpowder are eternal
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:19:08 PM
No.530442165
>>530441148
Nope, can revive them easily if you want though
>>530436216
only if it lets you conquer skyrim and enact TND
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:20:38 PM
No.530442304
>>530442940
>>530442168
the only good dungmer is a dead dungmer
>>530442168
Dunkek fanfiction, they're only "conquering" Skyrim as rapefugees
>>530442509
the child inherits the race of the mother so all those nord bulls breeding dunmer women actually help the dunmer! TOTAL DUNMER VICTORY DUMB NORDKEKS!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.530442784
>>530441849
that's what peasants are for
im fucking scared to play this game
like i never played total war and i heard warhammer is super duper full of content&1000mechanics
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:26:57 PM
No.530442932
>>530442783
Nord men breed cats and lizards
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:27:00 PM
No.530442940
>>530442304
>>530442509
>>530442783
>snow monkeys being this easily triggered
don't you have some Cyrodilic boots to lick?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:28:15 PM
No.530443048
>>530443219
Realizing dwarfs are beloved by manlets because it's literally the only positive representation short men have that isn't some sort of low level enemy like a goblin or snork
It's why they're practically sexless because the idea is like "well no one's attracted to manlets so here's some other ways you could live" fucking around making crafts and shit
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:29:46 PM
No.530443210
Never get shit from the chinese. Why am I getting these random heroes as Archeon. A FUCKING SLANN?! Really? Immersion ruined
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:29:49 PM
No.530443219
>>530526350
>>530443048
Im over 6 feet but this was very mean anon >:(
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:29:51 PM
No.530443223
>>530442868
Nah it's just rock paper scissors where you shoot anything cavalry sized or bigger and rush down anything that shoots you
Probably want to creamapi pirate the insane amount of dlc though
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:30:25 PM
No.530443283
>>530443590
>>530442868
Start on normal and just enjoy zooming in at dudes killing other dudes.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:30:27 PM
No.530443286
>>530443436
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:31:16 PM
No.530443378
>>530443436
>>530442850
I'm glad no one responded to this weirdo. Keep it up anons.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:31:46 PM
No.530443436
why do redditors hate the dark elves so much?
>>530443283
im stuck deciding between orkz and beastmen
what is more dum dum?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:34:57 PM
No.530443747
>>530444228
>>530443501
Because they're a retarded faction.
>what if we took the Skaven, made them edgy and gay, and called them dark elves LOL!
the society of backstabbing murderhappy retards works for rats that live for like 2 years before they kick the bucket, not for fucking elves
welfcucks...everyone outside the forest is laughing at us...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:36:47 PM
No.530443941
>>530443590
Beastmen but only because their economy is about free units and just shitting places up instead of building anything
But in combat they're the same and orcs let you get a feel running a bunch of provinces and building military buildings etc
So I'd recommend orcs
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:36:59 PM
No.530443965
>>530443590
Havent played much of both but beastmen are kind weird because they are a horde faction (meaning they dont use settlements in the usual TW way), so I'd say go with the boyz.
Though the best "tutorial" faction is probably Tyrion since the High Elves barely have mechanics.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:37:07 PM
No.530443983
>>530444183
>>530443881
wow you cheesed the ai?
never saw that one before, legend of total war in the house tonight!
>>530443983
>noooooooo you cant play in a way which increases your chances of winning thats cheese nooooooo you must play t1 melee infantry armies only and send all your men in one move command
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:39:34 PM
No.530444228
>>530444417
>>530443501
Because r*dditors are tasteless faggots with no imagination like this
>>530443747 retard.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:39:53 PM
No.530444262
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:39:56 PM
No.530444265
>>530444183
might as well install the console mod and type "kill" on every enemy army you see
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:41:04 PM
No.530444371
>>530445224
>Hotfix gave Alith Anar's Moonbow homing projectiles
Guess its time to go back to Nagarythe
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:41:27 PM
No.530444417
>>530444228
>complaining about imagination while simping for dark elves
damn.....
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:45:06 PM
No.530444804
>Akhan buffs
Nagashbros we are SO back.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:45:10 PM
No.530444816
>needs cheat projectiles to play a cheat faction
Holy grim
>>530443501
Are there any redeeming traits about Dark Elves?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:46:05 PM
No.530444898
I don't know how I won this but the Bloodwake Berserkers are insane. Apparently them not being anti-large doesn't matter with stats like theirs. My entire army fled but they and my lord held.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:47:44 PM
No.530445073
>>530444183
Yes, clanrat heavy armies are absolute SOVL
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:48:10 PM
No.530445124
>>530443501
High Elves have and always will be the Reddit faction
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:48:32 PM
No.530445152
>>530445331
>>530444831
they're hot and based and just generally very fun to be around
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:49:15 PM
No.530445224
>>530444371
How is the MP community taking this grave news?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:49:19 PM
No.530445235
>>530444831
Female Dreadlords.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:49:30 PM
No.530445253
>>530445051
>Jimmy Hopkins versus Russel
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:50:14 PM
No.530445331
>>530445152
>the jew in the background
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:50:22 PM
No.530445343
>>530443881
I'm sending Khargash
>>530445051 to wipe out Clan Skryre for this cowardice.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:53:33 PM
No.530445658
>>530446081
>>530445445
does it have matched combat animations and kill animations?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:53:47 PM
No.530445680
>>530445445
i genuinely hate chinkshit, same reason ive never played a cathay campaign
not a seething american btw, i dont like the aesthetics
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:54:10 PM
No.530445712
>>530445817
>>530443501
>redditors confirmed to be incels not able to stand women having affair
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:55:11 PM
No.530445817
>>530448589
>>530445712
>stand women having affair
What?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:57:03 PM
No.530445994
>>530445445
i dont like the map. It's literally just a blob with random ching chong cities to me.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:58:47 PM
No.530446174
>>530446081
>Lord wounded
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:00:12 PM
No.530446318
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:04:35 PM
No.530446763
>>530444831
Evil tits are still tits.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:05:30 PM
No.530446865
>>530445445
I already did and played it a lot, taking a break for now
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:09:23 PM
No.530447269
>>530448021
>>530446898
Honorary norfman
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:09:48 PM
No.530447321
>>530447597
>Incredibly in the mood to play Norsca.
>CA won't fucking release the goddamn DLC.
>STILL haven't revealed the third faction.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:10:09 PM
No.530447358
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:12:29 PM
No.530447597
>>530447321
>stick and axe throwing
>getting stuck in with the lads
>cool ice doggos
>flank furries
>mammoths
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kino
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:15:07 PM
No.530447891
>>530446081
I love his sassy pose that he does at the end
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:16:24 PM
No.530448021
>>530447269
>CAM ON EMPEROR XIAN
>SIGN ME FUKIN EDICTS
>he cheeses
Why? Just play a lower difficulty
No one will laugh at you if you play at lower difficulty at your home
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:18:46 PM
No.530448253
>>530448046
>everything i dont like is cheese
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:19:33 PM
No.530448313
purple vfx guns
dlc piggies are not human
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:20:48 PM
No.530448443
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:20:50 PM
No.530448445
>>530448889
>Reduced the penalty that Tomb Kings & Dwarfs have to their item drop chance to be in line with the game-wide reduction introduced in Patch 6.2 (these factions should see items drop at a higher rate now).
Not surprised. Finished a Dawi campaign yesterday and I was getting an insanely low amount of items. Most battles wouldn't give any. Vast majority of whatever I had was from quests/missions and the forge.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:21:11 PM
No.530448478
I'm beginning to suspect there won't be news about Tides of Torment today.
>>530448046
>normal difficulty
>50+ mods for maximum fidelity to warhammer model/art designs
>frequent pausing and slowmo to enjoy the spectacle and take screenahots
>unit cap mods for lorefriendly armies
>absolutely no cheesing or war declarations that dont fit the lore
Yeah, its warhammer time.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:22:27 PM
No.530448589
>>530448739
>>530445817
real men don't mind if their wife sleeps around
that's why you're always going to be a Druchii-hating beta
all gunpowder units should ignore shields in soihammer, not just artillery. that's how it worked in all of the hysterical games. they need the buff to compensate for how hard it is to get los to shoot.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:23:53 PM
No.530448739
>>530448589
Oh no no no no Asursisterz whats our response???
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:24:02 PM
No.530448749
What does Khorne Cult Magus do? I've never recruited one
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:24:27 PM
No.530448791
>>530448901
>>530448696
>hysterical
Fitting, for such a bizarre post.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:25:27 PM
No.530448889
>>530449007
>>530448445
The 500 gold forge items slap though
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:25:31 PM
No.530448901
>>530449007
>>530448791
>faggot
Fitting, for such a faggy post.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:26:45 PM
No.530449007
>>530448889
Yeah, I only buy the banners/runes and top-rarity items (unique?).
>>530448901
>digging self deeper
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:28:52 PM
No.530449204
>>530449375
this general has 6 unique posters
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:29:40 PM
No.530449278
>>530448696
Did you see how thick the black orcs' shields are? No musket ball can get through that
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:29:45 PM
No.530449289
>>530449675
As Cathay, how are you supposed to make the chorfs and other northern chaos waste faggots just fucking stop being so annoying? You can barely move out to wreck their shit while they just get bigger and bigger and get bigger armies pounding on the wall
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:29:49 PM
No.530449295
>>530428000
December 27th is on a Saturday.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:30:27 PM
No.530449373
>>530444831
>You elves are bunch of arrogant assholes
High Elves : "Long winded explanation of why you're wrong"
Dark Elves : "Yes"
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:30:28 PM
No.530449375
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:31:12 PM
No.530449441
>>530448571
This is the post of a man who enjoys life to the fullest
1-5 WH3, 6-0 reinstall 3K
7/8/2025, 8:31:33 PM
No.530449478
>>530449674
>>530450194
Just checking in/rolling: is the teaser with Sayl still really the only Tides of Torment(ToT for short) we have?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:33:35 PM
No.530449659
>>530448696
mah gyrocopter go soisoisoisoihammer
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:33:43 PM
No.530449674
>>530451313
>>530449478
Yep. Couple of animations too but thats it.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:33:43 PM
No.530449675
>>530449289
you wait for the empire and bretonnia to pacify the region, then you wait for those same nations to give you gibs and then your golden age can begin
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:34:31 PM
No.530449750
>>530450192
>needs a unit cap cheat because they have no self control to not spam cheatstacks
Grim, grave even
>inb4 its for the AI to stop spamming
Actually dire, imagine needing to lower the level of the AI to win
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:35:03 PM
No.530449796
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T MY EPIC SรYPOWDER UNITS INSTANTLY DECIMATE THE ENEMY FRONTLINE???? FUCKING SHIT GAME UNLIKE THE EPIC HYSTERICAL HIT TITLE EMPIRE AND NAPOOPAN!
battle pilgrims just got +2 melee defense and silver shields. what's your excuse for not making them now? remember that with a grail reliquae they have 83 leadership and immune to psychology.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:38:54 PM
No.530450189
>>530448571
A dieing species
The enjoyer
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:38:55 PM
No.530450192
>>530449750
>muh skill/difficulty
Its about fun, anon.
I do not enjoy seeing an enemy stack, getting excited and then discovering it consists of 1 lord and 19 bolt throwers or something
>but that almost never happens!
Almost never is not good enough.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:38:56 PM
No.530450194
>>530451075
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:39:03 PM
No.530450204
>>530449808
Because you run archer stacks at the beginning and then switch to cavarly spam late game.
There's no reason to recruit melee infantry as Brettonia, ever.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:40:27 PM
No.530450339
>>530453292
>>530449808
They didn't have silver before? Those things are fucking huge
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:40:30 PM
No.530450342
>>530448696
Just build Leadbelchers.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:41:33 PM
No.530450440
>>530453292
>>530449808
too expensive for how little damage they can provide
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:45:47 PM
No.530450854
>>530451202
SETTRA WAS WEAK
WITNESS TRUE KINGSHIP
>>530450194
Every time I see the abbreviation I realize CA really must have wiped out their PR and marketing departments
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:49:09 PM
No.530451202
>>530450854
Big words for a guy who was cucked for his entire life, even in his big moment he got gigacucked by Archaon
Reinstalling 3K
7/8/2025, 8:50:06 PM
No.530451313
>>530452052
>>530449674
That's crazy. Is the running theory some behind the scenes shitshow or just awkward radio silence? We're literally down to just August left of the implied summer months
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:50:42 PM
No.530451362
>>530451992
>>530451075
You realize that most people that play these games don't also masturbate to UOOOH CHEEKY BRAT NEEDS DICK CORRECTION porn right?
>B-but tot also means small child!!!
a nonfactor
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:51:29 PM
No.530451452
>>530451992
>>530451075
Most people are not pedophiles and don't know anything about your gross memes
>>530451362
>>530451452
Most people do use Twitter and have to interact with those people spamming that shit on there
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:56:42 PM
No.530452052
>>530451313
Well, they did layoff hundreds after the hyenas disaster, they're making Alien Isolation 2, and are revealing games (plural, their own words) in december for the anniversary. My money is on them being stretched extremely thin. Id be shocked if the dlc team for warhammer has more than 20-30 people fully dedicated to it.
Starting in august they're gonna be releasing videos looking back at the series, so Tides is with 99% the only content we get this year.
https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war/blogs/73
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:57:33 PM
No.530452147
>>530452451
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, OUR PENISES WILL ACHE FROM OVER USE!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:58:30 PM
No.530452248
>>530452572
>>530451992
Okay and?
Still wont make them go WOOOOOW HOW COULD THEY NAME THE DLC AFTER CHILD FUCKER MEMES?????
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:58:33 PM
No.530452254
>>530452452
tf does tot mean
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:59:41 PM
No.530452359
>>530451992
Most of twitter is bots and even then most real legitimate twitter uses have never seen those memes or scrolled past without any further engagement or understanding because they seem weird
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:00:27 PM
No.530452451
>>530452147
COOMA INVICTA
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:00:26 PM
No.530452452
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:00:42 PM
No.530452490
>Hashut said its my turn on the Iron Daemon
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:01:34 PM
No.530452572
>>530452783
>>530452248
Corporate shit tries to be as sanitized as possible for the sole reason of avoiding any association because it turns out the average person has faceboomer-tier intelligence
>The Easter Bussy incident
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:02:30 PM
No.530452653
>>530451992
deranged take
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:03:41 PM
No.530452783
>>530452572
I remember they edited one of their earlier youtube videos about heinrich kemmler because the guy narrating the battle vaguely sounded like he was saying Heinrich Himmler. Someone in the comments pointed it out and Total war youtuber account manager made a reply apologising and insisted they absolutely were not talking about Heinrich Himmler as if anyone actually believed that. They really are that sensitive.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:04:39 PM
No.530452862
Helves just arent the same after Guderian was hanged
Sqvire...Abelard....anyone!...tell me there'll be news this week, I need to know the third faction!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:08:29 PM
No.530453269
>>530453190
It's thanquol
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:08:41 PM
No.530453292
>>530450339
you don't have the apm for 19 cavalry armies. stop lying to yourself and everyone else.
>>530450440
they're not for doing damage, they're the anvil for your cavalry hammer.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:08:58 PM
No.530453329
>>530453190
Anon... Im sorry... there wont be anything...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:11:17 PM
No.530453574
I love how TCAL DLC team can buckbreak people simply by not doing anything.
TOTAL WARCRAFT 40000 ALL THE PRIMARCHS ARE MURLOCS WOULD YOU BUY?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:16:30 PM
No.530454176
>>530454357
>>530453801
of course warhammer rips off warcraft
>Carronades: 140 damage with a 22 second reload, 2/4 will miss, will take 7 minutes to kill a 4000 health lord
>Mortars: 114 damage with a 20 second reload, AI will dodge + no explosion radius + a direct hit cannot kill some infantry models
>Hand-Cannons: 90 range with a 14 second reload, ensuring you get one shot off before the enemy engages and stops your entire line from firing despite being on guard mode
>Deck Gunners: 36 unit models for some godforsaken reason, get outdamaged by every other unit on your roster
>Deck Droppers: lol, 24 unit models on a range unit
>Mornghouls: Melt if a ranged unit looks at them
>Entire faction leadership: Crumbles if the enemy casts a spell and your lord is not inside the unit model
>Enemy leadership: You will need to rout that cavalry about 6 times
Is Vampire Coast even playable?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:18:05 PM
No.530454342
total war gacha
the factions are just different gacha games, so you have the shark girl from ZZZ battling a unit of horse girls from uma musume
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:18:14 PM
No.530454357
>>530454176
I will kill you
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:20:21 PM
No.530454573
>>530468902
Total War: Fate
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:25:49 PM
No.530455146
Total War: Elves
>>530454283
Also,
>Depth Guard
Thanks, MPggers.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:27:50 PM
No.530455383
>>530455641
For a faction that is supposed to be shooty from afar the Chorfs only have single entity artillery save for one.
They also only have one main ranged unit and the other is a shotgun variant.
I was kinda expecting them to be dwarves but more evil, more shooty and more boom.
>>530453801
if they're going to lean into the primarchslop at least make it into a fighting game, shit already reads like a WWE drama anyway it's a perfect fit
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:30:08 PM
No.530455619
>>530455254
Total War esports when?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:30:21 PM
No.530455641
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:33:48 PM
No.530456030
>>530455254
I sat my Mortars on Skaven for a 13 minute battle. They got 36 kills.
MPggers did this to me.
>tfw I cant use mods nowadays because /twg/ indoctrinated me that mods = cheats
I now believe that psyops are real
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:35:05 PM
No.530456167
>>530456095
maybe you're just a retard lol
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:35:29 PM
No.530456220
>>530456095
Said indoctrination fuels my enjoyment of mods, if a little. Live in revolt, anon.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:38:41 PM
No.530456597
>>530457084
>>530455479
Total War: WWE.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:42:23 PM
No.530457012
>>530445445
No thanks, shit setting further ruined by MUH FANTASY OF THE THREE KINGDOMS XDDDD
>>530456597
my LL is the big goth girl
>>530449808
Even Cathayan peasants mog Battle Pilgrims hard. No thanks.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:44:29 PM
No.530457236
>>530457397
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:44:47 PM
No.530457272
>>530455479
Calth is justice.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:46:04 PM
No.530457397
>>530457236
of course
like it or not that's peak female performance
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:46:51 PM
No.530457483
>>530457084
I always wonder how buff girls feel about people essentially fetishising them, I'm also curious about the disposition of top vs bottom buff girls
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:49:52 PM
No.530457791
>>530454283
>>530455254
they just buffed depth guard at least, but on the other hand they nerfed pistol mobs for no reason
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:58:04 PM
No.530458706
>6.2.2 notes
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:22:27 PM
No.530461223
So.... news?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:23:53 PM
No.530461353
>>530461728
>>530463404
>>530457204
I had a look at my bret campaign that's in the later stages and they're pretty similar stats wise. This is just with technology and veterancy, no red skills for them on this particular lord I have them in. Technically you can get to them to 200+ Armour as Bret but that's nothing you'd get to before map painting happens
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:23:58 PM
No.530461365
>>530466316
>>530457204
>cheat stats vs real stats
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:25:47 PM
No.530461553
>>530439993
Many such cases. I have been playing changeling just to experience it and the entire campaign start to finish is just map painting (forma de tzeentch corruption).
>leapfrog from settlement to settlement. Conquering a new one every turn so my armies are always invisible
>Enemies cant do anything because my armies are invisible and I have no settlements. I cant destroy them either. Just plant cults in their settlements.
>Each theatre has an ultimate scheme that involves summoning rebels all over a continent. They all die to settlement garrison auto-resolves the next turn
>Continue for 120 turns while you finish your scheme checklist
very relaxing. Praying that ToT gives us a ballbuster for a change.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:27:24 PM
No.530461728
>>530461353
Oh, my mistake, this one has some of those random island buffs, let me find another army after I get out of the battle I'm in
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:39:36 PM
No.530463093
I truly believe that this week is the one. Why wouldn't it be?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:42:31 PM
No.530463404
>>530461353
Stats with the first three point redline buff but not the later one, and no random island buffs. Not that much different.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:44:34 PM
No.530463621
Shogun 2 battles are way too fast
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:47:02 PM
No.530463898
>WE ARE TAKING A BEATING
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:49:50 PM
No.530464173
>>530464460
I have never used a blunderbuss unit.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:52:27 PM
No.530464460
>>530465142
>>530464173
Only the chorf ones are good
What are the Ogre SEM like? Stonehorn and Thunderdusk I think they're called.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:54:37 PM
No.530464697
>>530467007
>>530464546
Pretty good. Didn't use thundertusks though because 3 turns recruit lol fuck that.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:56:37 PM
No.530464934
>>530467007
>>530464546
I have used the Stonehorn as the Hunter mount and it was able to charge through cavalry and destroy about a third of a Knights of the Realm unit.
It gets a thumbs up from me.
>multiplayer update
>elite infantry have more capture weight
>but not Aspiring Champions
Coolest infantry in the game
Forgotten by the CA intern
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:56:51 PM
No.530464957
>>530467007
>>530464546
They're good last time I checked, massive collision damage like mammoths so they're good at sweeping infantry and are not bad against everything else.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:58:30 PM
No.530465123
>>530465784
>>530464953
Is that guy a Cultist of Khorne?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:58:43 PM
No.530465142
>>530464460
RoR Streltsi one is really good.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:00:46 PM
No.530465401
>>530467110
Fellas? I have an issue.
>Before I give it, this is what we're working with: I have Total Warhammer 3, Total Warhammer 2 and Total Warhammer 1. Creampie gave me all the DLCs.
The issue is that I just got TWW 3, and when sitting down to start a campaign I got a little bit of the first-time jitters; who do I play? There are obvious answers, but here's where things get weird. I don't like playing a faction I empathize until I feel comfortable with the systems in place. I don't like the idea that I'm letting all those cute little German girls down. This means I can't play "good" factions like High Elves, Empire, Chaos Dwarves and other factions that are sympathetic.
What's a good faction for learning the ropes in TWW 3 where you can feel good if they fail or die in droves?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:01:56 PM
No.530465535
>>530467007
>>530464546
They're fantastic. I think Thundertusks are a bit more support-oriented with better artillery-like shots and freezing auras and attacks. Stonehorns are more ball of stats barrelling through armies, specially since their animations are much more mobile and overreaching than Thundertusks so they hit more models.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:02:32 PM
No.530465596
>>530465784
>>530464953
did the dude go into anaphylactic shock on air?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:04:17 PM
No.530465784
>>530468889
>>530471314
>>530465596
>>530465123
This was from his pro-Jew rant.
Looked like a Skulltaker of Khorne.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:04:34 PM
No.530465818
>>530464953
Why is he crying and red? What the fuck can you be talking about on primetime news television to elicit such emotion?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:05:25 PM
No.530465904
>>530466471
Ogres think they can win against a zombie stack
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:09:01 PM
No.530466316
>>530461365
Just tech and lord buffs, nothing else.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:10:21 PM
No.530466471
>>530469036
>>530465904
All meat is good meat.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:15:09 PM
No.530467007
>>530467252
>>530464697
>>530464934
>>530464957
>>530465535
Sweet. I'll make an effort to actually get them (even the 3 turn recruit just to try them, I'll perhaps just use a dummy army to recruit then send to LL) next campaign. I've only played Golgfag and he's good fun. Are the other two Ogre LL any good/fun too or are they too much like other/regular factions for your liking (settlement/province stuff).
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:16:05 PM
No.530467110
>>530465401
Skaven and any undead faction
Skaven are little shits and zombies are ded
Daek Elves would also be good, they are all cruel murdering assholes
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:16:30 PM
No.530467152
>>530467262
>>530467530
so dlc never? itโs been six months
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:17:32 PM
No.530467252
>>530467427
>>530467007
Greasus have fun mechanics. Skrag has cheap ass spells but lore of maw is dogshit so whatever. He can get all armies at all offerings for cheap really early too.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:17:36 PM
No.530467262
>>530467629
>>530467152
Literally news within two weeks.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:19:06 PM
No.530467427
>>530469279
>>530467252
My friend, you can't just say that the Lore of Maw is dogshit and then get to walk away.
Apologise!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:19:49 PM
No.530467503
vortex spells feel a lot better to use now that they turn around more, because it generally stays in a smaller area than before
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:20:07 PM
No.530467530
>>530468265
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:20:51 PM
No.530467605
>>530468000
Only Hyenas can save TCALUK now
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:21:04 PM
No.530467629
>>530468265
>>530467262
i will be back in two weeks you better not be right
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:24:45 PM
No.530468000
>>530468118
>>530468563
>>530467605
Wrong, 40k can save TCALUKSOSOJP
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:25:57 PM
No.530468118
>>530468254
>>530468726
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:27:28 PM
No.530468254
>>530468118
There is a 40k difference between post numbers.
Do you know what this means?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:27:35 PM
No.530468265
>>530467629
>>530467530
Can't wait for them to announce Abhorash, the Blood Dragons are really cool!
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:29:37 PM
No.530468468
>>530468731
>>530472106
why do I keep seeing people with vc shitstacks with no corpse carts? do you not realize that corpse carts are like the secret sauce that makes the faction good?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:30:25 PM
No.530468563
>>530468000
TRIPS CONFIRM
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:31:31 PM
No.530468680
>>530469236
>>530483478
>>530429316
FOR THE DARK PRINCE
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:31:50 PM
No.530468709
>>530429316
THE GODS HAVE ABANDONED US
>routs
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:32:03 PM
No.530468726
>>530469567
>>530468118
>trips
>both end in 8000
>40k difference
>8*5 is 40
Holy shit I can see it now
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:32:06 PM
No.530468731
>>530470705
>>530468468
Necromancers get corpse cart mounts so you dont need the unit.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:33:44 PM
No.530468889
>>530465784
>pro-Jew
Just flicking through but it looks like he's just talking about young men being sidelined or something?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:33:52 PM
No.530468902
>>530454573
I don't think Fate is really the setting for Total War, I mean are there even armies to command in a dungeon crawler like that
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:34:14 PM
No.530468935
>>530469018
You know which 2 Total War titles are coming. You should have reached the acceptance stage, long ago.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:35:00 PM
No.530469018
>>530468935
40k and med3?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:35:16 PM
No.530469036
>>530466471
Yes, it is
*raises dead*
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:36:00 PM
No.530469095
>playing liggers
>make saurus wall
>right click past the enemy formation
This faction is kinda retarded
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:14 PM
No.530469228
>>530469426
>>530469895
Wasn't there a mocap guy on a horse about a year ago? Creative Assembly was posting some pictures of him and teasing a future project.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:17 PM
No.530469236
>>530469446
>>530468680
He has betrayed us...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:37:44 PM
No.530469279
>>530469389
>>530467427
You need to cast the maw like 3 or 4 times on a same unit before it kills a single model. It's shit.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:38:38 PM
No.530469363
>>530469158
lizardmen have one of the most diverse playstyles in the game, if you're bored of sarumanii just recruit something else
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:38:47 PM
No.530469378
>>530469158
>past
>he doesn't know about locked group auto charging
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:38:55 PM
No.530469389
>>530469279
the only real utility is the healing for lore of maw for ogres
otherwise ogres have death for single entities and heavens for the big aoe blobs
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:39:15 PM
No.530469423
How would psychic powers work in 40k? In ways that it would be more than character abilities that is?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:39:33 PM
No.530469446
>>530469236
Why are /tg/fags like this?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:40:50 PM
No.530469567
>>530468726
Do you hear the voices too?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:41:32 PM
No.530469651
>>530469426
>inb4 its not a horse
>its a bike
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:43:57 PM
No.530469895
>>530470070
>>530469426
>>530469228
If med3 gets announced, dont go to horsham the next day
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:45:52 PM
No.530470070
>>530469895
Because they will be partying and I won't be invited?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:47:59 PM
No.530470294
Late game Bretonnia is pretty fun. I know this is just a shitstack I'm up against but it's nice to have full cav armies that work decent
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:48:00 PM
No.530470298
>>530470246
Nobody wants a DLC for Dark Elves or Lizardmen.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:48:30 PM
No.530470345
>>530470246
Everybody wants DLC for Dark Elves and Lizardmen.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:48:35 PM
No.530470354
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:49:02 PM
No.530470401
>>530470246
This meme is a psyop by CA to make the DLC ~so hype~
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:49:48 PM
No.530470487
>>530470617
>>530429316
*Shudders at 800 decibels*
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:06 PM
No.530470617
>>530472507
>>530470487
Scariest unit even though they kinda suck
Gap moe monster
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:20 PM
No.530470648
>>530470246
only empire has gotten a dlc in wh3 of the factions in the top image and ratnigger dlc begging is far more laughed at than elf dlc begging which is equally pathetic coming from drukeks and helffags
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:49 PM
No.530470705
>>530468731
not all of the armies I see have necromancers
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:53:04 PM
No.530470818
Consider this: A Chaos endgame invasion.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:56:30 PM
No.530471164
>>530472325
>>530469426
he moved onto Chronicles Medieval
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLHd_oyLQQk
they're even taking our mocapfags... we're getting cucked by another studio fellow histoids...
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:58:01 PM
No.530471314
>>530474853
>>530465784
that looks AI
link or it didn't happen
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:05:48 AM
No.530472106
>>530468468
Absolute arrow magnet on VH battle difficulty
Necromancer on the horses still provides master of the dead regen and then once you get mortis engine they're actually scary enough to be worth being so careful with
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:07:09 AM
No.530472225
>>530470246
HEfags has the biggest victimhood complex.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:08:06 AM
No.530472325
>>530471164
Ah, so he is definitely a medieval mocap guy. Medieval 3 believers... we might actually have some hope!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:09:57 AM
No.530472507
>>530473462
No... not again... please... I just bought all the resident evils I need to play, I have a job, a family, I can't afford to start another.. another... NOOOOOOOO
>>530470617
You might be using them wrong. Mourguls are beyond GOATed against tank infantry like dwarves or cathay and they add AP and mass to vanguard melee rushes.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:19:19 AM
No.530473462
>>530472507
I know mass is important to add at times but I always feel like crypt horrors die less and vargheists do fucktons of damage wherever you want it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:19:30 AM
No.530473484
>>530473641
>>530475829
Factions with enough content to deserve further DLC:
Cathay
Vampire Counts
Empire
That's it. And one of those three will be the third faction. Genuinely nothing left for the rest, which is why after this DLC pass we're getting Dogs Of War, End Times, and nothing more. Anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:20:00 AM
No.530473537
>>530474748
I wish Warriors of Chaos didnโt force you into making stacks of aspiring champions in order to survive.
So many units and only a few you are allowed to keep against order tide.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:20:58 AM
No.530473641
>>530473484
Do you know what else was delusional? Hyenas.
We are getting the High Elves and they are being revealed this week.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:23:04 AM
No.530473845
>>530482987
>>530470246
I feel like both the Delves and the Helves should be in the bottom panel, every time you mention them getting a DLC you have some retards posting "Hurr hurrrr race is finished, there is nothign left to add hurrr hurrr".
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:26:17 AM
No.530474164
High elves have everything.
What more do they need?
Vanilla ass faction.
What you want more flying monsters? Better infantry? Magic?
You got nothing.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:29:35 AM
No.530474471
>Tides of Torment
Dark Elves come from sea(Tides) and kidnap and torture(Torment) your Bretonnian mom
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:31:30 AM
No.530474685
>>530474784
>>530475465
>Boot up Orthodoxy campaign
>Turn game music back on
Only campaign where I do this
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:01 AM
No.530474748
>>530473537
they don't force you to do that though, when I play WoC I only recruit 1 aspiring champions per army
you want to spend a lot of time in the early game running back and forth across different provicnes, spreading corruption and maximizing recruitment
your characters and gifted units will carry you hard until you get a few good stacks of warriors going too
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:21 AM
No.530474784
>>530475369
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:59 AM
No.530474852
>>530475125
>>530475559
Elgi are complete. We all know it's true deep down. They're getting nothing.
And for those who say "But the DLC refers to the Tides therefore it must be GAYslinn" I would remind you that CA are retarded so watch the 3rd LL be instead something like Bretonnia or Lizards or Rats or perhaps dare I say it another proud Dawi.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:33:01 AM
No.530474853
>>530475220
>>530471314
https://youtu.be/V2EGmmoCxro?t=3000
Haven't heard either of these two clowns in a long time. Cool to see they're grifting still. And yes, JP is absolutely pro-Israel. Anybody who questions him on anything Jew/Israeli-related gets blocked too.
Total War.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:35:31 AM
No.530475125
>>530475217
>>530475701
>>530474852
but my best friend, life coach, and favorite youtuber and CA official content creator partner Loremasterofsotek said it will be elves
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:36:17 AM
No.530475217
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:36:19 AM
No.530475220
>>530474853
damn nigga is red as a tomato
total war crying on TV o algo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:37:37 AM
No.530475369
>>530475979
>>530478014
>>530474784
Man this fucking sucks
All music sucks in tww
>oh but-
All of them sucks
No your same drum pattern doesnt fucking impress me beddow, stop making elevator music
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:38:28 AM
No.530475465
>>530474685
Kislev has such kino campaigns
>FOLLOW DA BEAR
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:39:30 AM
No.530475559
>>530474852
high elves and dark elves are still missing campaign movement range heroes
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:39:36 AM
No.530475564
>>530475718
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:01 AM
No.530475701
>>530475125
>life coach
didn't this guy used to play hearthstone or something? weird you would listen to him about total war content
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:03 AM
No.530475706
>>530476357
the eaters were eaten
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:13 AM
No.530475718
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:42:07 AM
No.530475829
>>530587682
>>530473484
they should allow CA to design an original lord for each faction
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:43:29 AM
No.530475979
>>530476618
>>530477084
>>530475369
Tastless faggot. WH has a good soundtrack and Kislev has the best among them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h3Q12xRJtY
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:43:43 AM
No.530476003
>>530476258
>Omens of Destruction is announced
>The races involved are announced immediately
>Tides of Torment is announced
>The races involved are kept hidden for as long as possible
???
Wow, we still haven't gotten the reveal for the third race. What's even likely to be the third?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:45:56 AM
No.530476258
>>530476003
>>Omens of Destruction is announced
>>The races involved are announced immediately
Tbf to CA, they did that to BTFO BaldLiarofTotalWar.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:46:39 AM
No.530476326
>>530479883
>>530476174
Yin-Yin hopefully, but honestly as long as it isn't helfs it's cool with me the smug cunts don't deserve it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:47:01 AM
No.530476357
>>530475706
where's your corpse cart nigga?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:47:25 AM
No.530476401
>>530476174
All memes and chuckling aside:
Asur, then Vampires, then Cathay.
It is written.
We shall likely find out in 3 weeks.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:49:26 AM
No.530476607
>>530476174
It will be Cathay or Vampire Counts. Those are the only two left with actual units to add, aside from Empire, but they won't do two Empire DLCs in a row.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:49:35 AM
No.530476618
What faction would teach me how to manual combat, preferably something that is a mix of ranged+melee and not just spamming one unit
I basically auto-resolve all my combats if I'm winning, and the only time I can change close defeats into pyrrhic victories is if I have good terrain on my side
I only have base WH3 but I can get another base game or 2 DLCs
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:52:55 AM
No.530476946
>>530476174
Me thinks
>Vcounts 35%
>Cathay 15%
>DEs 25%
>HEs 25%
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:54:16 AM
No.530477084
>>530475979
You're right bro. Drums, loud horns and chanting, never heard that in a Warhammer song
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:55:49 AM
No.530477237
>>530478368
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:56:49 AM
No.530477346
>>530476824
high elves, especially lothern for easy mode
dwarfs are also good mix melee and ranged but will tempt you into auto resolve a lot
maybe wood elves
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:02 AM
No.530477482
Slaanesh is a good teacher for manual battles. Good luck autoresolving those battles.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:27 AM
No.530477703
>>530478368
>>530476824
Skaven, the AR doesn't like them and they have good unit variety
>>530475369
not Beddow's fault tho, my guess is GW being insistent on him having a music style consistent with other warhammer games
because his other soundtracks are great, three kingdoms' OST is excellent
I think his first title was Napoleon and with the exception of Shogun 2 he was the director in every title since, I think
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:04:02 AM
No.530478049
>>530478368
>>530476824
Cathay has a solid frontline, varied and good ranged units you can recruit very early and a good t3 cavalry. Increase battle difficulty to very hard (no AI cheats) and manually play any "medium casualites" battles.
>>530477237
Ku'gath or Epidemiu for a learning experience?
>>530477703
Which Skaven lord?
>>530478049
I tried Cathay as my first campaign but didn't really like them as it felt like once I took the walls I spent all my time defending them, I was probably playing it wrong
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:09:32 AM
No.530478604
>>530478368
>Cathay as my first campaign
you might want to try western provinces/zhao ming as it's actually an easier start away from the wall and you can just beeline towards the rats, dark elves, lizards, etc.
cathay is also another easy to learn faction, decent front line, strong arcing ranged and also strong artillery
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:09:53 AM
No.530478642
>>530478368
Ku'gath, if you still learning then Malus run up on you as Epidemus and fuck you over.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:10:08 AM
No.530478659
>>530478928
>>530478368
>Which Skaven lord?
Queek for vanilla
Ikit for guns
Throt for monsters
Snikch for weird campaign mechanics and skirmishers
Skrolk for suffering
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:12:54 AM
No.530478928
>>530479209
>>530478659
UM
EXCUSE YOU
You forgot to mention
>>530478368
Tretch for the Rictus GODvermin experience
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:14:23 AM
No.530479067
>>530478014
His first was Empire, though supposedly he worked in the audio department for CA long before. Also it's hard to actually slight "Beddow's work" on Total War because every game he has been on has been as part of a retinue, Tim Wynn, Ian Livingstone, and so on. It's never just one expensive composer, they hire multiple cheaper ones.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:15:48 AM
No.530479209
>>530479803
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:16:57 AM
No.530479317
>>530478014
Who did Pharaoh's soundtrack? I actually liked it compared to Warhammer.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:17:12 AM
No.530479347
>>530479959
>>530470246
I want DLC for Dark Elves and Lizardmen.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:21:43 AM
No.530479803
>>530480067
>>530479209
Yeah another poser unmasked, you ain't a Real Rats player.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:22:32 AM
No.530479883
>>530476326
Yin-Yin isn't a legendary lord. She'll be added as a hero if she makes it in.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:23:28 AM
No.530479959
>>530479347
And I want one night with Karen Gillan
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:24:48 AM
No.530480067
>>530480165
>>530479803
I only play real skaven, not literal who fan characters.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:24:53 AM
No.530480075
News?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:25:50 AM
No.530480165
>>530481139
>>530480067
Nah. You're a fraud and you know it deep down.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:36:11 AM
No.530481139
>>530480165
t. projecting fake skaven fan
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:36:37 AM
No.530481191
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:38:49 AM
No.530481378
>>530476824
empire but don't allow yourself to corner cheat. factions with strong archers like high elves will just turn you into a braindead spearmanii bowmanii player which is only half a step above auto resolve spammers.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:39:22 AM
No.530481434
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:40:22 AM
No.530481519
>>530481806
*sails across the ocean with 4 armies from lustria specifically to fight the player and only the player*
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:43:10 AM
No.530481806
>>530481519
>be me
>but Luthor Harkon
>Tehehe declares war on me
>he is free to march straight through Skrolk because Skrolk is getting his ass gaped by BIG WHITE LIZARD COCK
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:43:19 AM
No.530481831
>>530484793
I stay away from the Southern Continent. I dare not get vision of the Southern Continent.
Can you imagine if 40k doesnt get announced?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:52:59 AM
No.530482717
>>530483207
>AI actually uses steal technology
aiieee
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:55:56 AM
No.530482987
>>530473845
I miss my sexo mommy evil sorceress.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:57:27 AM
No.530483157
>>530482265
and instead we get age of smegmar. imagine the meltdown.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:57:59 AM
No.530483207
>>530484197
>>530482717
wait steal technology also reduces the target's research speed?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:00:50 AM
No.530483478
>>530468680
>slaanesh is the chaos god of being an ugly evil transvestite with degenerate obsessions
what did GW mean by this
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:01:03 AM
No.530483501
Is there any ACTUAL value in having your soldiers in guard mode? Feels like the enemy will take two steps back and suddenly my soldiers will stop attacking. Same goes for skirmish mode, should it be on by default at all times, despite being off by default?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:08:51 AM
No.530484197
>>530483207
Yeah, I suppose that's why you get a diplomatic/favour penalty from whoever you steal technology from. "Steal" being key as you're gaining and they're losing. IIRC does fuck-all to AI though as they have boosted speeds (particularly useful for AI Kangz as their technology takes so long).
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:10:21 AM
No.530484332
PLAYER DETECTED
DEPLOYING 6 STACKS
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:15:26 AM
No.530484793
>>530481831
this but anywhere where there's skaven
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:18:02 AM
No.530485069
>>530486712
>>530484015
the benefit of guard mode is that ranged units won't get out of position chasing targets that are routing
the benefit of skirmish mode is that you can ignore your pistoliers or whatever and they'll merely suck and do nothing of value rather than getting charged and shattered
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:21:16 AM
No.530485343
>>530486712
>>530484015
guard mode is good for ranged units and when you are trying to pull melee units out of combat. skirmish mode is awful and should never be turned on.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:23:45 AM
No.530485560
I have it on good authority through my contacts in the industry and a little birdie at CA that the next title will indeed be historical, and honoring the wishes for Empire: Total War 2, will be a delight for fans of the era. The title is Total War: United States Presidential Election of 1844. In Total War's most refined political simulation to date, players must choose a Legendary Candidate to marshal their voters to Total Victory(TM) as one of several different factions in a breathtaking recreation of 1844. Launch roster includes exciting depictions of larger than life figures including James K. Polk, Henry Clay, Martin Van Buren, and John C. Calhoun a pre-order DLC. Naval combat makes a return in the form of a single setpiece battle wherein the Lucy Walker explodes once deployment ends.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:25:35 AM
No.530485731
>>530486712
>>530484015
You only turn skirmish mode in one occasion and one occasion only.
When you don't want to micro some skirmish unit
Other than that, it should never be turned on for any other unit
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:25:43 AM
No.530485746
They really don't want pillars of grungni. Been like this for the past 5 turnsโfree to effortlessly take it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:28:05 AM
No.530485954
>all the potential enemies I made to allying with ku'gath
>"No worries they are strong right now and at least I can recruit from his tier 5 settlement"
>remember how dogshit nurgle ally recruitment is
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:28:57 AM
No.530486016
>>530486078
It is so obviously Medieval 3 and Warhammer 40K.
It would be completely unreasonable and delusional to suspect anything other than Medieval 3 and Warhammer 40K.
Time will prove us right.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:29:40 AM
No.530486078
>>530486181
>>530486016
Did they specifically say 2 games?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:30:49 AM
No.530486181
>>530486256
>>530486078
They did say that they had 3 games in development total:
Alien Isolation 2
Fantasy Total War
Historical Total War
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:31:41 AM
No.530486256
>>530486181
Can we consider 40k fantasy?
I guess if they outright said sci-fi, it would be as good as announcing it though
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:37:02 AM
No.530486712
>>530486768
>>530485069
>>530485343
>>530485731
So basically keep skirmish and guard mode(for melee soldiers) off by default for 90% of all situations? Got it. Doesn't look like there's a way to turn off guard mode for melee soldiers by default unfortunately.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:37:37 AM
No.530486768
>>530486712
There is no skirmish mode for pure melee units
- New games (plural) to be revealed in December
- Reveal Tides of Torment 3rd race in July
- Announcing more Warhammer 3 content in December
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:44:41 AM
No.530487424
>>530494560
>>530486794
this is gonna be another hyenas situation
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:53:02 AM
No.530488206
>>530480719
I whispered it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:53:33 AM
No.530488263
>>530498402
>>530487028
It's time for Total War: Pharaoh 2
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:59:29 AM
No.530488857
>>530488978
>>530486794
>>530487028
THE FUTURE OF WARHAMMER III
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:00:14 AM
No.530488939
>>530489184
Interesting to see a faction with a lot of settlements and yet so low on the strength ladder.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:00:34 AM
No.530488978
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:01:05 AM
No.530489030
>>530487028
>distant future
We ball
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:02:39 AM
No.530489184
>>530489415
>>530488939
The settlements might be considered a lagging indicator in this case. Check their settlement count again in 5 turns.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:03:10 AM
No.530489243
>>530489297
inb4 the reveal is nothing but two 1 minute trailers with logos and no gameplay
then more waiting for 3-6 before we get anything substantial
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:03:44 AM
No.530489297
>>530489243
>inb4 the reveal is nothing but two 1 minute trailers with logos and no gameplay
Any confirmation that 40k actually exists is enough to me
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:04:44 AM
No.530489415
>>530489580
>>530489184
More than 5 turns. About 10. And what do you mean by "lagging" here?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:06:35 AM
No.530489580
>>530489649
>>530489415
I just meant that the greatest indicator of strength would be a faction's armies. Clearly they were destroyed so it would only be a matter of time before the settlement count dropped.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:07:18 AM
No.530489649
>>530489580
Ah, right, yeah, that's true. Having the LL wounded (and of course their army being destroyed) makes a substantial difference.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:18:07 AM
No.530490730
>>530494117
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:20:00 AM
No.530490913
>>530491745
Whoever said dwarves are slow has never tried to kill a routing dwarf.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:25:11 AM
No.530491405
>>530503594
Learning how to do manual combat with Nurgle, first siege was kind of ass since half the army couldn't use the siege towers and I basically relied on the 4 infantry plus spells to do everything
Can I get tips on plagues? Is it better to infect my own army and march on the last lizardmen settlement, or send an agent to them? Pros and cons of each?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:26:25 AM
No.530491530
>>530490869
A lot of people praise it but I found it pretty superflous. Worth trying if you're tired of vanilla
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:28:33 AM
No.530491745
>>530492825
>>530490913
>Dwarves
>Slow (Except when routing)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:31:28 AM
No.530492049
>>530492272
Volkmar is rather light and colouful.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:34:01 AM
No.530492272
>>530493915
>>530492049
It is a great contrast to the GRIMdark of his Empire Knights and Flagellants.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:39:46 AM
No.530492825
>>530491745
Mark this day in the book!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:13 AM
No.530493823
Leak just dropped, it's Thanquol.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:14 AM
No.530493825
Morathi or Hellebron for my Delf campaign
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:51:12 AM
No.530493915
>>530492272
A beacon of Sigmaaaaaaaaaar.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:19 AM
No.530494117
>>530494762
>>530490730
Hopefully not
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:57:52 AM
No.530494560
>>530487424
Nah, Sega is watching them closely now.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:00:03 AM
No.530494762
>>530494117
It is anon, too much smoke on this one. But fret not, I'm sure Med3 or another highly requested historical is also coming and will be first, they REALLY need the money.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:01:38 AM
No.530494919
>>530509204
Valrak says 40K is coming so it is.
I have a theory that no one here is actually playing the game.
Post your next post-battle screen or remain a poser.
P.S. Autoresolve doesn't count as playing the game
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:12:47 AM
No.530496000
>>530495860
You got me. I uninstalled back in June and promised I wouldn't reinstall until Tides was out. Your move, CA.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:13:25 AM
No.530496064
Is there a mod that unlocks Ostankya's units when playing as the other Kislev factions?
I've asked for mods like this before in the thread, but there's mods for Skryre's units and Helves to do similar.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:17:15 AM
No.530496431
>>530496839
>>530429316
MOLOSSON... AGEMA!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:21:56 AM
No.530496839
I give my body, heart and soul, to the lady whomst I seek
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:28:19 AM
No.530497429
VOLKMAR THE GOYIM!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:30:56 AM
No.530497675
>>530497045
>Guns
Oh nonono, do we tell them?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:32:22 AM
No.530497810
>>530497691
They're just gonna eat em
Their chivalry is just a little different
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:33:16 AM
No.530497886
>>530497691
Yeah you tell them lmao
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:38:52 AM
No.530498402
>>530488263
The iron age woulda been neat and they coulda just done one bronze age with Troy (extending to Egypt and Baby lons) and then one of the iron age attila style asset flip but nooooo
>>530484015
If you tell a ranged unit to attack someone they won't chase after them. If you tell melee units to attack I think they won't chase after a melee unit they engaged? Kinda makes me think it'd be cool if there was that chance of more irregular/untrained guys to go "Fuck your orders" and chase after an enemy that routs. So you have to worry about being too successful and a break in your line forming.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:44:28 AM
No.530498917
why does tw have to deal with jank like "guard mode" and "skirmish mode" instead of just having attack, move, stop, and hold position like a real rts game?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:45:26 AM
No.530498998
Give me a mod that un-nerfs Vampire Coast. I must undo the inujustices MPggers did to me.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:47:25 AM
No.530499163
>>530497691
They're land sailors, so it's allowed
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:47:30 AM
No.530499174
>>530499085
This + mod that lets them attack ports like BArks.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:49:04 AM
No.530499327
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:55:45 AM
No.530499927
yellow bros rise up
next up its caveman time
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:58:16 AM
No.530500146
>>530469158
Ratfags seething again
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:07:02 AM
No.530500914
>>530469158
Children of the Old Ones are supposed to be good.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:13:25 AM
No.530501524
>tfw I've autistically read all the warhammer lore/writings since the 80s
>tfw there is some wierd shit that has been hidden away
>tfw I just read something from the 90s about how the Lady of the Lake turned a village into a herd of equal gender horses because a noble Bretonnian lord lost all his to orcs.
Fucking weird shit. Bunch of horse fuckers.
Glad this faction was nuked by Archaon the Everchad.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:19:18 AM
No.530502016
Amethyst Ironsides!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:27:19 AM
No.530502701
>>530504080
the trojans were jews???
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:37:10 AM
No.530503594
>>530504814
>>530491405
You should try to get the upkeep reduction and movement range symptom on the same plague, infect your army, then spread the plague to a new army each turn by trading units between them, in order to give all your armies a permanent upkeep reduction for the rest of the campaign.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:42:25 AM
No.530504080
>>530502701
>City of merchants
>Causing trouble for people in Europe
>Tricked a bunch of foreigners to come and fight their war for them
>Will ultimately be destroyed in the end
Yeah basically
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:50:27 AM
No.530504814
>>530505912
I think I get the basics of the Nurgle military buildings after playing 15 turns and some wiki reading, but have a few questions
Next turn my settlement level goes to 3, so this pool would go to rank 5? And after 4 turns at rank 6, would it start at rank 1 again, or go to 5 because the settlement level is 3?
>>530503594
Thats good to know for the future, I'm still on 1 army, the ogres declared war on me and sailed all the way to the south settlement in the back, and while I walked back there the vampire coast declared war, took 1 city and sacked the other, I just finished securing the province again
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:50:42 AM
No.530504838
>>530505242
Should i do checkerboard formation as Cathay with my frontline + crane gunners or are there better alternatives?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:56:21 AM
No.530505242
>>530504838
you either play cathay as a tard box with a ring of jademanii surrounding your guns/cannons/drum or with your ranged units way in the back behind your front line with cav and crowmen to intercept dives.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:01:24 AM
No.530505623
>>530508537
If the Jade Warriors are Jademanni then are the skeletons Calciumanni?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:04:21 AM
No.530505912
>>530504814
>Next turn my settlement level goes to 3, so this pool would go to rank 5?
that's some really specific problem.
>And after 4 turns at rank 6, would it start at rank 1 again, or go to 5 because the settlement level is 3?
No, it goes back to level 1 and starts all over again. You can speed up the process by using infections or whatever the name of those flies you use to make diseases. You should get the building that gives you that on every settlement you own to get huge passive income of that and accelerate all of your cycles.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:33:34 AM
No.530508537
>>530505623
no skeletons are bonemanni
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:40:51 AM
No.530509204
>>530494919
Tbfh I only believe 40k is coming because valrak said so
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:50:15 AM
No.530510019
>>530513475
DoW confirmed.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:32:59 AM
No.530513475
>>530513835
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:37:09 AM
No.530513835
>>530516304
>>530513475
Only cheat I use that can give some items is VCO. Not sure if it's from there, though.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3140200173
Good question, though.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:07:10 AM
No.530516304
>>530513835
Thank you for getting my hopes up at least.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:15:57 AM
No.530516943
>>530517502
I have 300 hours in TWH3 and just lost a campaign as elspeth in 16 turns. AMA
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:23:03 AM
No.530517502
>>530517834
>>530516943
How bad am I gonna hate this 12 I have to get up for in <4 hours since I stayed up all night playing Total War
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:27:38 AM
No.530517834
>>530517502
At that point why even sleep.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:45:24 AM
No.530519079
What are the amethyst land ships like? Despite having played Elspeth many times, have yet to actually field one. And in the picture I've no idea what my mortars were doingโmissing apparently. They were shooting a lot.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:47:00 AM
No.530519185
>>530446081
Reminder that if you decapitate someone you are cutting off the body from the person, not the head. Gives you a new perspective on things, doesn't it?
why are mortars so fucking shit? they cost the same as most other catapult units while being way less effective.
>>530490869
if that's the one that makes colour autism less important and thus building the ideal stack easier, yes
is 3k worth it for 15 bucks? i would cream the dlc because it doesn't look like it's worth the money.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:53:02 AM
No.530523880
>>530523821
For 15 dollars, yes
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:53:18 AM
No.530523895
>>530523338
I prefer them over those fucking hellstorm shooting my frontline's back
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:56:25 AM
No.530524113
>>530524820
>>530523338
Three reasons:
1) Arcing fire, so you can keep them firing on blobs without hurting your own units after lines clash. They can also fire at units behind walls without having to break the walls first.
2) They get huge accuracy buffs from unit ranks. Rank 1 mortar aint gonna hit shit, rank 9 will nail nearly every shot within calibration range
3) Their damage is mostly non-ap, whereas catapults are AP. This makes them very bad against armored units, but their high explosion radius means good damage on low-armor units once you hit them
They are low-tier non-ap easy-to-use artillery that doesnt give a fuck whether enemy is behind a wall or fighting your frontline. They "cant" be powerful, or they'd be way higher tier and upkeep.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:57:25 AM
No.530524176
Why are chorfs such a good faction?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:00:35 AM
No.530524379
>>530526316
>>530523475
Dont remember the name, but the mod that simply removes color autism (For example sentinel giving +15% missile block to all retinue infantry instead of just purple ones) makes 3K combat pretty much best in series
>Varied maps
>Forests can be set aflame, but also protect infantry much more from cavalry units for more tactical options
>Better sieges with built structures existing physically in siege map
>Raider units with throwable torches make backcapping more viable and interesting
>Better defensive options that can be deployed pre-battle (stakes, caltrops, embankments)
>Bannermen
>Siege engines can be mounted on walls
>Cavalry that is impactful and feels good instead of just bowling units around
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:02:24 AM
No.530524504
>>530530507
>>530546874
>gun faction
>starts and spend most of the campaign in the literal worst fucking terrain for guns
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:05:06 AM
No.530524667
>>530525327
>>530523821
I'd say yes, especially if you've watched the 3K soap opera. Lots of forgotten tech there like military contracts, spies, deeper diplomacy and character traits that matter, military supplies, seasons, formations for infantry being common, lord duels, dismountable cavalry and mixed troops (front one is spears, backline is bows)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:07:49 AM
No.530524820
>>530524113
catapults have arcing fire too
catapults get the same effects from chevrons
they can't kill units if they never hit
the godawful accuracy is just too much of a drawback. I'm pretty sure a mortar shooting an enemy unit that's just standing there will do less damage than an archer unit in the same amount of time, let alone one that's trying to dodge.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:15:42 AM
No.530525327
>>530536278
>>530524667
i've never watched anything 3k related, couldn't tell ling ling apart from ling ding and generally find chink history boring so i'd only be interested in it for the gameplay, which you did a good job selling
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:32:33 AM
No.530526316
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:33:12 AM
No.530526350
>>530443219
Maybe dwarf baby feet, not normal feet.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:35:35 AM
No.530526489
>>530443501
High elf are white supremacist faction, dark elves are BBC spammer faction.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:36:14 AM
No.530526539
>>530527362
I hate this guy
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:40:25 AM
No.530526779
someone should make a game thats total war+ battlefront 2 where you have the campaign map strategy and army compostition + 3rd person shootan gameplay
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:40:42 AM
No.530526801
>>530429316
COLD BLOODED KILLERS
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:49:23 AM
No.530527362
>>530526539
>pozzner
Its a BS fight for sure, if you don't have the right army comp it sucks, and Vlad spends half the battle on his ass, stunlocked.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:54:27 AM
No.530527684
>>530547954
>>530523475
What mod is that
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:21:57 AM
No.530529405
>>530429316
The Lord Magistrate stands ready!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:25:01 AM
No.530529605
>>530529786
>>530529929
>this is the face of Warhammer Total War now
Cuckgend cultists and singlcels on suicide watch.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:27:33 AM
No.530529786
>>530529605
>10k views
baldy's most pathetic view count videos get more than that lmao
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:29:55 AM
No.530529929
>>530529605
damn, multiplayersisters look like THAT?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:30:54 AM
No.530530001
>>530536458
>instant singlcel melty
I accept your seething concession.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:35:49 AM
No.530530279
there's nothing to consneed froggy, you will continue to be wrong in every general you post in
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:39:42 AM
No.530530507
>>530524504
grinds my gears
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:41:14 AM
No.530530597
>>530530728
>>530541508
Those are some powerful bazongas
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:42:54 AM
No.530530684
>>530531205
Did bulgarians saved the game or is it still over?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:43:31 AM
No.530530728
>>530530886
>>530530597
they're much more modest in game. MTU is great but there are some inconsistencies like that. lady trieu getting added is particularly funny because she hated chinks with a passion
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:46:05 AM
No.530530886
>>530531127
>>530530728
When will CA add boobs physics to the game?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:49:52 AM
No.530531127
>>530530886
Med3 will add khazar milkers
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:51:11 AM
No.530531205
>>530530684
They seem to be doing a pretty good job ngl
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:51:27 AM
No.530531225
>>530536458
>>530574398
>biggest TWWH tourney since forever
>multiple Empire picks from the winner
>triple long rifle builds
>irondogshits nowhere to be seen
When did you realize that /twg/ is full of shitters who have no clue how the game works and are wrong about literally everything?
>b-but muh biggest ranged DPS!
>b-but muh melee stats!
>b-but muh armor!
Whew, shilling for that literally useless overpriced trash has been one of the most embarrassing moments this casulshitter shithole has ever had.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:01:31 PM
No.530531794
Braaaaaaaappp.
Oh whats that smell?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:01:46 PM
No.530531808
>>530531887
>>530531929
I'm a bit of a brainlet, remind me again how to make sure a certain reskin mod for a character is always loaded over everything else, is it by putting them dead last in the MO?
Because I've been trying to get a Katarin reskin to work but her model + portrait stay vanilla
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:02:02 PM
No.530531818
>>530532473
>>530532798
>>530456095
Eh. Some games exist to be modded. But the discussion suffer as every one talk about Thier own personalised game.
I started dropping mods all together and limit my setting changes.
T. Starsector player
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:03:09 PM
No.530531887
>>530532473
>>530531808
>is it by putting them dead last in the MO?
Yes
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:03:54 PM
No.530531929
>>530532473
>>530532942
>>530531808
are you using the default launcher? top overrides bottom so it should be above all your other mods. generally all reskin mods should be above gameplay changing mods to make sure their changes take effect
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:13:40 PM
No.530532473
>>530531929
>>530531887
The second anon wrote more words so he's clearly more trustworthy and a better person
>>530531818
>discussion suffer as every one talk about Thier own personalised game
If anything, in every other general I've been a part of, it encourages discussing campaigns and neat finds. Especially when the actual game devs are clearly incompetent or uninterested in working on the game, it's how you save yourself from the endless ritualposting of muh news and muh strawmen and muh e-celebs.
You share experiences, write small reviews for hidden gems, help newfags navigate the (frankly awful) Steam workshop and people just get to chill and enjoy the actual damn game
But this place's a bit too far gone for that
So Not Korea is also just a bunch of chaos apes in the lore?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:16:27 PM
No.530532629
>>530532694
Nah, he's right. Cheaters aren't even playing the actual game, they're literally spewing off-topic and should be banned for such.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:17:41 PM
No.530532694
>>530532629
lol lmao even
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:19:47 PM
No.530532798
>>530533278
>>530531818
>But the discussion suffer as every one talk about Thier own personalised game.
Bro just look at cavalry apologist telling people to play on easy because cav works there, you don't need mods for people to write their own fanfiction about the game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:19:47 PM
No.530532801
The moment you install your tranny cheats, your game stops being Warhammer Total War 3 (tm). Go make a thread about your cheatslopped nugame and discuss it there, cheatranny.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:22:09 PM
No.530532940
uhoh /gsg/ rapefugee melty
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:22:13 PM
No.530532942
>>530533546
>>530531929
>reskin wasn't working because Steam never actually downloaded it despite telling me it had
Crisis averted, thank you based workshop
>>530532586
why are you black
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:28:00 PM
No.530533278
>>530533757
>>530532798
Cavalry works magnificently on the hardest difficulty - multiplayer. Seems like you have a skill issue, singlcel shitter.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:07 PM
No.530533546
>>530532942
>why are you black
Back the fuck off??
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:32:44 PM
No.530533589
>>530532586
arent they snakes?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:35:05 PM
No.530533757
>>530533278
>Cavalry works magnificently on the hardest difficulty - multiplayer.
In campaign multiplayer cavalry is also underutilized and battle multiplayer don't use battle modifiers so it's "normal" by default.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:35:23 PM
No.530533780
Chances of them powercreeping norsca to the moon like they did with greenskins resulting in boring campaign where all the challange is gone?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:37:30 PM
No.530533940
>>530536458
>cuckpaign
You can't utilize cavalry when you're not actually playing the game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:41:12 PM
No.530534190
>>530535314
>>530535410
Ever given Arbaal the swiftfoot banner? He's still a terrible fighter but I can move him through infantry gaps while they are still on afk and hit artillery before they can catch him. He's still one of the worst lords around but it's kinda fun.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:47:14 PM
No.530534583
Don't reply to bait.
Don't reply to pass users.
Don't reply to the undeserving.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:48:40 PM
No.530534681
I accept your malding concession.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:00 PM
No.530534929
Apparently shreks are good at killing bloodletter. That's the heaviest losses I had yet and it was only a camp.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:58 PM
No.530535314
>>530535669
>>530534190
>hes still one of the worst lords around
I played his campaign on VH/VH, FWIW, and I didnt think Arbaal was bad in combat, what makes you say that
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:59:13 PM
No.530535330
>>530536602
>be multiplayer fag
>AIIIIEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO GOBLIN SPIDER RIDERS ARE SO OP! AHHHHHHHHHHH
>-1 ma/md
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:10 PM
No.530535410
>>530535669
>>530534190
Banner of Swiftness is one of my favorite banners. One of the strongest too. Strider alone makes it great, especially for cavalry/chariots, since it removes penalty for attacking uphill and for fighting in forests. The speed bonus is the icing on the cake.
I'm pretty sure Strider also removes or reduces unit contact inertia, since Chariot Settra without it struggles to disengage but with it Settra moves through infantry as if they werent there
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:04:14 PM
No.530535669
>>530536254
>>530535314
He simply doesn't do anything, my man. He's just ZOOOM ZOOOM doggo.
I haven't once managed to get him to 100 kills. Any vamp lord racks up 1k+ without even trying and that's even legendary lords. Gimme a basic vamp lord with wind of death and I'll get u 2k kills. Fucking Skarbrand Solos 4 stacks at once.. Arbaal just hops around playing horsie hitting heroes to death. Well that's cute but.. u know. The only lord I can think of that's more useless is aranessa.
>>530535410
Not sure on what it exactly does but my Arbaal stops and goes to sprint INSTANTLY.. like, I can play snake with him through infantry lines and it's mad fun, kek. The milisecond I say stop, he loses ALL momentum and stands. It looks mega dumb but man it's fun to use him with that banner. He's my precision strike to hunt down SEMs
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:13:57 PM
No.530536254
>>530536743
>>530535669
Maybe its because I played 3K a lot (its my favorite TW game) but that alone made me see Arbaal as decently strong and fun to use, hes really fast like most of the 3K generals are and his explosion helps clear out the blobfights, I could consistently get upwards of 100s of kills with him and any Hero he fights will most likely go down with a lord following soon. I think the only downside I had with him is hes too easy.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:14:15 PM
No.530536278
>>530525327
i barely know anything about chink lore outside of cao cao memes either but the gameplay on both campaign map and battle is the best in the entire series by far
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:14:58 PM
No.530536328
It's over
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:16:49 PM
No.530536450
>>530536687
Just fought my first chaos dwarf battle
I fired into the enemy as they fought my labourers, did I do it right?
Somehow the labourers survived
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:16:54 PM
No.530536458
>>530537643
>>530533940
>>530531225
>>530530001
Hey Froggy if this is indeed you welcome back and if you don't mind can you share what are your thoughts on Dark Heresy announcement, RT Season 2 and Expanse? Ik you dislike Owlkek, but what are your most neutral thoughts as a crpg connoisseur?
Imo DH actually shows promise since they are getting rid of broken momentum, reworking combat & archetypes not continuing to use RT's shit , so Owlkek might actually have the chance make decent combat if they get their heads out of their asses
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:18:58 PM
No.530536602
>>530535330
Markus Wulfhart was simply too powerful for Multiplayer.
While in singleBVLLplayer he was meh at his strongest.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:20:18 PM
No.530536687
>>530536450
I think Labourers are supposed to be used like that.
If you lose 200 Labourers and your opponent loses 100 units then that means that you have defeated 300 enemies.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:20:50 PM
No.530536727
>>530482265
Just 2 more weeks
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:21:03 PM
No.530536743
>>530536254
Sure, moving him is fun and when the enemy allows it, sniping SEMs is great but he's supposed to be a lord. He feels more like a legendary hero. Just look at the Cathay dragons.. they tear entire armies apart. Alarielle wins entire battles with her magic, Imrik manages to best even Skarbrand.. Arbaal is just.. a fast dude. He should be a hero, not a lord.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:22:42 PM
No.530536862
>>530537148
40K isn't being announced for another 5 months.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:24:50 PM
No.530536987
>froggy is the multiplayer spamming autist
it all makes too much sense now
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:27:28 PM
No.530537148
>>530536862
Games shouldn't be announced years of advance of when they're releasing
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:34:39 PM
No.530537643
>>530538276
>>530536458
I don't follow gaming news and barely play anything anymore so I don't have any opinions and probably won't even play DH.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:39:43 PM
No.530537965
>>530532586
I don't there's any canon lore on Not Korea at all, so take the IEE stuff with a grain of salt.
There's also chinks in the south, though. Unless those already got wiped out in your game.
>>530537643
Oh ok. In case you were cuirious here is a QRD:
>fully voice acted dialogue
>slightly shorter than RT, but with more story C&C/ reactivity promised
>momentum gone, archetypes and combat reworked
>morale system added where you can make some enemies flee or surrender, you can build around it and it also affe ts your guys
>mostly takes place on one planet
>investigations as thr usual Owlkek "minigame", you won't fail them you as a inquisitor are judge jury and executioner so you can do what you want, pick what choices/consequences favor you if you're RPing pragmatic or search for truth w/e
>initial companions pic wel + 1 romancabe admech confirmed
>Morality system is Radical/Puritan axis.
>Less flat maps, more vertical maps. Changes to the engine.
>Tyrant Star and Night Lords and Kroot featured in story
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:50:53 PM
No.530538675
>>530538276
Oh and Expanse is a Mass Effect clone set in Expanse universe
>>530538276
The biggest problem with Owlkeks is that they have no idea how to design game systems. They'll remove momentum and inevitably heck up something else. I have no hope for Owlkeks delivering actual good gameplay with real tactical depth unless they copy paste a tried and true TT system like they did with pozzfinder. They should hire Sawyer to deliver a masterclass on how to make mechanically good games. And I'm also sick and tired of Owlkek infantile """writing""" where they fellate the player nonstop while throwing waifubait cardboard cutouts designed to appeal to grease incel manchildren who have never sniffed a woman at them.
>they nerfed Slaanesh again
??? N'kari already has one of the harder campaigns and reddit is always complaining that they can't enjoy Slaanesh because of the difficulty.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:03:31 PM
No.530539648
>>530539492
Blame mpniggers.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:05:16 PM
No.530539786
>>530539492
all nerfs are purely because mpfaggots
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:08:14 PM
No.530540036
>>530539492
Slaanesh had a 103,48% winrate in Total Tavern based on 5 matches (all multiplayer matches played in the past 3 years)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:10:54 PM
No.530540238
I love how Total Tavern posting mindbroke this general.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:17:15 PM
No.530540707
>>530539492
CA kneels to the whims of MPgods.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:19:20 PM
No.530540853
>>530540960
>>530538871
>while throwing waifubait cardboard cutouts designed to appeal to grease incel manchildren
To be fair, they do throw in humiliation stuff in there to piss on them (see Yrliet, Camellia, Cass cuck ending, Jae being slut, Octavia open orclationship, arue's past, wendu'spast and present etc.) I wonder what schemes will they co.e up with this time around
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:20:42 PM
No.530540960
>>530540853
>>530538871
And what does this have to do with Total War?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:23:24 PM
No.530541184
Multiplayer is actually a lot more popular than you think.
There was once a tournament that had 32 players.
>>530539492
Wow 10% and a spell that is mediocre in campaign got nerfed, they're literally unplayable now.
Also slaanesh isn't one of the harder campaigns unless you're bad at the game and have to autoresolve everything.
>>530530597
big vietnamese milkers...
love you long time...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:27:44 PM
No.530541516
LUSTRIA FOR LUSTRIANS
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:31:14 PM
No.530541770
>>530542796
>>530541508
>conquering lady wu after killing all her sons
name a better feeling
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:34:02 PM
No.530541990
>>530541367
>its just 10%
>its just the cavalry
>its just the army abilities
>its just the lords
>its just the devastating flanker
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:36:31 PM
No.530542209
>>530541508
>no harem mechanic
What a shame
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:43:52 PM
No.530542796
>>530541770
That scene from 3k 2010 series when our guy trick sun family into fighting cao cao by suggesting cao cao used goods fetish
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:45:58 PM
No.530542965
>>530542650
simply make more sons so you can bring them to the family anyway
>>530541508
Why did CA abandon 3K again?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:48:16 PM
No.530543165
>>530548434
>trying to get elspeth trait on ikit claw
>end turn
>she suicides onto my second army
>retreat
>she suicides again
>cause army losses
>turn ends
>ikit gets killed by helm of draesca
yep, its reload time
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:48:31 PM
No.530543187
>>530543142
Because of these mods.
I think that the next Total War game will be the most commercially successful.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:52:31 PM
No.530543501
>>530543310
the next TW is 40k which is going to sell like absolute hotcakes
its just a question of if they can actually make it good enough that people stick around
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:52:36 PM
No.530543508
>>530543310
>40k
probably
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:55:22 PM
No.530543712
>>530544807
Can't wait to see 40kiddieslop flopping.
>>530541508
going to play three kingdoms for the first time later, using this mod and is there any other must haves?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:07:42 PM
No.530544729
>>530545224
>>530543753
Better Camera
Captains For All Units
Arrow Trails Redux
Panda's Reskin Mod ALL IN ONE
Enhanced Dust Particles
Recruited unique character can use their special units
Better AI Templates
Alternative Faction Flags & Colours
>>530543712
why? theres no historical title in development so if the next game fails then you will have no new TW game to play for the next 5 years+
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:14:28 PM
No.530545219
>>530545275
>>530543310
Not the next, both of them.
It's Renaissance and 40k, then WWI after renaissance.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:14:34 PM
No.530545224
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:15:23 PM
No.530545275
>>530545338
>>530545219
every single influential streamer and content creator says 40k is the next TW title
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:15:38 PM
No.530545291
>>530543142
some retard decided to made dlc in a period 100 years after the 3 kingdoms period
grace was still there shitting up the community by trying to defend ugly female models in the game pissing off the chinks even more
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:16:15 PM
No.530545338
>>530546682
>>530544807
>>530545275
>theres no historical title in development
They literally said that they have announcements for both genres, historical and fantastical.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:18:09 PM
No.530545462
>>530545494
Medieval 3 and Warhammer 40K
Medieval 3 and Warhammer 40K
Medieval 3 and Warhammer 40K
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:18:37 PM
No.530545494
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:20:12 PM
No.530545603
>>530543142
No real material left.
All the popular characters were already in the game. All that's left would have been 2nd generation characters nobody cares about or more strating dates, which basically just means slightly reshuffled starting positions.
It's a bummer we didn't get more, but it was absolutely the right call to make from a business perspective.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:22:56 PM
No.530545792
>>530544807
Sounds good to me. I'll just play warhammer until a good new historical game comes out.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:29:04 PM
No.530546289
>>530546431
>med 3 copium again
there's absolutely nothing to suggest ca has been working on med 3 btw
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:31:15 PM
No.530546431
>>530546289
They want money and there's a historical game in development. That's all you need to know
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:34:47 PM
No.530546682
>>530547291
>>530545338
they said they had 1 historical and fantasy title in development, a month later they released empire TW for mobiles
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:37:11 PM
No.530546874
>>530547404
>>530524504
Emmanuelle gets to tap that? ZAMN
>>530543142
because they were banking on Hyenas being more profits
not even joking, they snubbed the by far highest selling TW game for that
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:42:52 PM
No.530547291
>>530547710
>>530546682
You seem to be pretty fucking retarded.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:44:21 PM
No.530547404
>>530546874
Well yeah, that bitch fucks ANYTHING.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:45:18 PM
No.530547474
>>530547868
>>530547176
He isn't entirely wrong. CA spent tens of millions of pounds on that utter disaster of a title in addition to years of developer time.
We probably would have had the next mainline Total War by now if not for Hyenas.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:46:41 PM
No.530547582
>>530547868
>>530547176
Why don't you go join the ACK
>>530547291
>they say they have ONE title of each historical and fantasy in development
>after they say this they release ONE historical title
>DUDE ITS TOTALLY MED 3
lmao
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:08 PM
No.530547854
Races that can still get DLCs:
Empire
Cathay
Skaven
Nurgle
Vampire Counts
Nagash/Tomb Kings
Dogs of War
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:14 PM
No.530547861
I find it fucking funny how stupid people in these threads are
>40K is not possible to make
>There's no historical game coming
>They didn't kill 3K for Hyenas
Hell they almost killed Warhammer for Hyenas if Sega hadn't intervened.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:50:17 PM
No.530547868
>>530547474
>>530547582
hy*nas never happened you delusional faggots it's all a voulund psyop
CA is going better than ever and this december we will be rewarded for our patience
I refuse to live in a world where CA would be that retarded
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:51:37 PM
No.530547954
>>530527684
I played 3K with TROM+MTU
Make them Unique is the one that adds a lot of characters, including the waifus
The Rule of Might is a total conversion mod, it makes heroes significantly weaker than in vanilla but still capable of taking on lone units, splits units into three tiers(militia, professional soldier and elite) and completely reworks the colour autism, militia can be recruited by anyone but more specialised units need the correct type of general, also a lot of units have more than one colour now so the system is a lot more flexible and forgiving than vanilla
I liked it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:52:07 PM
No.530547991
>>530547710
Yep, you really are retarded, thanks for doubling down and confirming it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:10 PM
No.530548072
>>530547176
this man is ODing on Copium
what a shameful display...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:53:18 PM
No.530548080
>>530541367
Yeah now add up all the nerfs Slaanesh has gotten since WH3's release.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:54:07 PM
No.530548149
>>530548481
>>530547710
Anon, they're revealing both games in December like they literally said they would, what the fuck are you talking about? Apply yourself
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:54:50 PM
No.530548201
So are these loyalty to the Han factions like in FotS where you just become the empire or what? Do I get to play as the Han emperor?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:55:54 PM
No.530548293
1v1 test Loo Bay vs Loo Boo
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:57:40 PM
No.530548434
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:58:14 PM
No.530548481
>>530548628
>>530548149
When the emperor comes of age and you are the current holder there's a decision to restore the empire and he becomes your faction leader. I think it's a vanilla feature
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:00:15 PM
No.530548628
>>530548692
>>530548481
The Emperor will be a playable Legendary Lord in the next Total War? Talk about power creep.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:01:09 PM
No.530548692
>>530549550
>>530548628
The emperor is already playable in tww3
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:05:43 PM
No.530549074
40k will happen but it will be bad
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:05:55 PM
No.530549090
WHEREโS THE TRAILER?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:06:47 PM
No.530549165
>>530549492
>no news
so I assume the guys saying the reveal was on the 18th were right?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:08:09 PM
No.530549263
It's ogre
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:08:21 PM
No.530549280
warhammer is already bad
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:09:17 PM
No.530549367
Really?
no news?
Announce the fucking release date limey fucks
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:10:49 PM
No.530549492
>>530549165
it was ment to be the 18th of last month
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:11:24 PM
No.530549550
>>530548692
Ferdinand II or III?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:11:31 PM
No.530549567
>>530550680
Wednesday is not usually a news day.
Thursday or Friday are your best bets.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:23:37 PM
No.530550680
>>530549567
NO
I WANT IT NOW
NOW
NoW
the third faction is Yin-Yin and the Jade Sea Fleet(Grand Cathay)
they're holding back the trailer because she will also be getting a miniature for the tabletop game, which will be revealed on the 18th by GW, and they're coordinating their timing to push the character onto both audiences
source: this was revealed to me in a dream
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:31:45 PM
No.530551392
>>530546881
3k was outperformed by WH a long time ago. And it's sales fell off almost immediately after launch (unlike most of the other big TW settings). The only thing 3k did was reach a new audience giving it the highest day 1 sales numbers.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:33:10 PM
No.530551530
>>530551685
desu, they need to do the Spooky October DLC Pack with Vampire Count LL, Vampire Coast LL, and Tomb King LL.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:34:46 PM
No.530551681
>>530551330
close but no cigar, Yin-Yin will be a Vampire lord on tabletop and she will be the third lord leading the Vampire Coast with access to cathay units like reverse arkhan
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:34:48 PM
No.530551685
>>530551530
Of course... October 2027 it is.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:39:30 PM
No.530552115
>>530552930
>play multiplayer campaign with no mods
>everything smooth, 200 turns no desynchs
>new campaign with some mods
>mostly graphical stuff, some gameplay related
>under 10 mods
>desynchs every turn
>everything takes 3x as much to load
>basically unplayable without suffering through constant issues
fuck me man
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:40:34 PM
No.530552209
>install cheats
>break game
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:44:22 PM
No.530552570
the next dlc is yin yin as a new faction called small cathay, an analogy to taiwan
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:45:48 PM
No.530552709
>install mods
>game becomes better
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:47:33 PM
No.530552873
>>530553854
>>530441849
Embrace the friendly fire and change your formation to account for it
>ablative peasant frontline
>grenadiers behind
>actual frontline of jade warriors behind the peasants and grenadiers
This also means that your jade warriors don't eat charges, and you won't have to wait on replenishment since you can recruit peasant spears everywhere
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:48:12 PM
No.530552930
>>530554892
>>530552115
Make sure to use the community mod manager, so you can force update to make sure you both have the same version of every mod. Steam is notoriously bad at keeping workshop mods up to date, you can have matching game versions but different internal tables. This will cause constant crashes.
If that doesn't work it's probably script mods, they destroy multiplayer.
Open the .pack file. If there's a .lua in it, it's probably bad for multiplayer. Commonly used mods you should get rid of include mixu's thing and SFO/Radious.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:55:57 PM
No.530553690
f-five minutes, surely.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:57:39 PM
No.530553854
>>530554908
>>530552873
>skaven tactics as cathay
checks out
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 4:59:10 PM
No.530554026
Yin-Yin is a legendary hero.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:03:08 PM
No.530554458
>>530554641
>>530441849
use peasants, they're dirt cheap and can hold an enemy long enough for grenades to do their work
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:03:51 PM
No.530554531
>>530551330
They said "no new units in the second Arcane Journal".
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:05:01 PM
No.530554641
>>530554458
But eating humans alive is how dragons show them respect?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:07:49 PM
No.530554892
>>530552930
We matched our mods so that wasn't the issue
Yeah I had mixus unlocker in it to expand building slots, which also was our major reason to try some mods in the first place
Thanks for the tip with the .lua
Maybe gonna try something else if I can find it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:08:01 PM
No.530554908
>>530553854
Anyone with expendable units can do this tactic to preserve higher quality units, works great. Expendable infantry is also good for holding the enemy while you prepare a magic spell with a high chance of friendly fire, and you can also embed a monstrous infantry unit inside them to both decrease the amount of attacks going towards the monstrous infantry and increase the attack power of that part of your line. Expendable infantry are great.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:08:43 PM
No.530554972
ugly pig nosed hag.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:09:40 PM
No.530555068
>>530555220
What's the best "All factions playable" mod?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:11:11 PM
No.530555220
>>530555068
For Warhammer btw
Haven't been around W3 for about 3 months. Did 6.2 patch really helped performance and loading times?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:20:36 PM
No.530556161
>>530556483
>>530555812
it's inconsistent from person to person, no noticeable difference for me, with some it's faster and with some it's slower
the new items and the ai changes are both nice
>>530556161
Ah I see. Do you play with both ai settings turned on, or just the one for major powers?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:26:33 PM
No.530556760
>>530558395
>>530555812
Load times are much improved for me
>>530556483
Minor faction potential is ass
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:27:11 PM
No.530556818
>>530556483
I play with both on because I like how it makes things feel more random
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:29:19 PM
No.530557013
>>530555812
My rig is pretty good and I had no big issues even before, but I do notice an improvement. What was more noticeable is that CA overhauled the combat AI but they didn't even mention it. AI units that are removed from artillery will come back to it 99% of the time now, unless they randomly forget, as opposed to always leaving it permanently the moment they were either engaged in melee or scared away. AI also seems to move in a way that makes more sense in general, but the cost is sometimes they will make big piles that are just made for big spells like Pit of Shades, Flames of Azgorh or Dwellers Below, but then they always did that I guess
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:33:15 PM
No.530557385
>They don't even post 3d animation or concept arts of the DLC units / LL anymore
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:40:00 PM
No.530558043
>>530559069
>continuing my IE project
>start thorek, first dorf campaign since ToD
>close the game in 30 minutes
God, dwarfs are so fucking lame idk how anyone likes em'.
Why am I doing this? What am I out to prove? That I 'can'? I barely have fun with half the campaigns I played so far. I have 1000 hours in this game and 1000 in the prior one, I know it inside and out, what I like and what I don't.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:43:13 PM
No.530558376
>>530558876
>lord packs (aka well polished unit mods) now take 8 months to make
I demand you tell me to my face that there isn't a competency crisis across all fields of technology right now.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:43:29 PM
No.530558395
>>530556760
I like the new minor faction potential because it gives me access to more allied recruitment.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:48:54 PM
No.530558876
>>530558376
please understand the new faction mechanic button that grants 100% bonus to all stats for 5 turns is hard to code
the new lords also sometimes died in battle so they need some stat changes aswell
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:51:05 PM
No.530559069
>>530558043
Thorek is boring because he buffs basic bitch starting units into being OP and he's ridiculously powerful himself. All of the other dwarf lords are more fun IMO.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:52:24 PM
No.530559201
Try playing an alternative Total War title such as Pharaoh, Troy or even Three Kingdoms.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:55:12 PM
No.530559428
I wonder if the Chinese market would jump on a Monkey King DLC.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 5:55:58 PM
No.530559483
Reminder that yin-yin is not acqua
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:00:49 PM
No.530559942
Im bored of vanilla, recommend me mods please
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:02:19 PM
No.530560086
>>530560318
Man Black Knights FUCK now what the fuck, I havent played in years and they werent this infantry shredding machine before
i did it
i purchased the whole thing
all dlcs
wish me luck
im scared
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:03:53 PM
No.530560243
>>530560172
Rome 2 is a great experience! We hope that you enjoy it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:04:33 PM
No.530560318
>>530560486
>>530560086
If you like them try out new blood knights variant.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:06:08 PM
No.530560486
>>530560791
>>530560318
They added anti-infantry blood knights? Radiouschads... we WON!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:07:59 PM
No.530560648
>>530560827
>>530541508
>>530542650
Why haven't the Japanese made a Total War porn parody game yet? Same gameplay but with marriages as a diplomacy option. They could populate the map with only women LLs and have you try to conquer them and add them to your harem. Could even include an option to change their sprites to be in slave harem clothes after conquering them. Honestly, it wouldn't take much to beat CA at this point anyways.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:09:22 PM
No.530560791
>>530560486
Oh yes, vampchads got anti inf blood knights and grave guard halberds in last few patches.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:09:46 PM
No.530560827
>>530560648
japs can't into PC games
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:11:39 PM
No.530561015
I cant play gunline empire, I simply hate empire infantry way too much, it folds like a wet tissue and I got spoiled from playing lizzies
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:12:34 PM
No.530561092
>best factions are the top 3 strongest one
Kino timeline.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:17:18 PM
No.530561547
>>530552050
>Elgi STILL mad about losing
You will NEVER get your crown back andel you WILL die mad about it
>>530427586 (OP)
Four armies against an army of slayers.
Guess the result.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:19:59 PM
No.530561783
>>530562214
>>530561658
Ungrim becomes Ungrave.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:21:00 PM
No.530561869
>>530562214
>>530561658
pretty sure ungrim could solo this unless they have some stacks of grail knights there
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:23:06 PM
No.530562051
>>530562214
>>530561658
>Grudge against Bretonnia
Shouldn't have offered the high king that watered down ale called "wine", umgi
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:25:03 PM
No.530562214
>>530562413
Results.
>>530561869
They had many of those, but the slayers did well and Ungrim and his Slayer companion had a last stand. Slayers are very good at routing cowardly French with good charging and microing.
>>530562051
They are French for all I care. French need to be annihilated. They spread too far into the mountains. They got what they deserve.
>>530561783
They couldn't kill him. Army had 1 runesmith who I used to give all my slayers 40 armor as often as I could and they lasted a very long time.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:27:03 PM
No.530562413
>>530562778
>>530562214
I only want to see damage dealt as gold value
>fuck grudges
>fuck forests
>fuck half lings
>fuck niggers
>but most importantly
>fuck dwar- ACK
lol captcha: A80RT
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:28:57 PM
No.530562592
>>530560172
good goy, just for that we only delay news for 2 more weeks
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:30:36 PM
No.530562778
>>530563410
>>530562413
I'm unsure what you're asking anon.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:31:29 PM
No.530562868
>>530565974
Do gay Skaven exist?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:32:37 PM
No.530562962
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:33:08 PM
No.530563002
>>530563235
>>530562418
W-what did he do?
>>530563002
He didn't have a beard.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:36:36 PM
No.530563359
>>530563235
..Jesus Christ Emmanuelle what the fuck were you thinking.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:36:59 PM
No.530563410
>>530563509
>>530562778
When you mouse over kills you get to see how much gold that unit cost the enemy by killing
So if a unit clears a ton of cheap chaff it might have lots of kills but a low gold damage value, and if they kill some elite cav and a lord they'll have low kills but a really high gold damage value
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:37:58 PM
No.530563509
>>530564113
>>530563410
Oh neat, didn't know this. Well that is just a recording so I can't go back to see. I did save the replay so I might check later. Neat feature.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:38:40 PM
No.530563592
>>530563235
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:44:03 PM
No.530564113
>>530563509
Yeah just killcount don't really make sense since we stopped being about historical spearmanii
I even use this to avoid mousing over
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3099821471
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:44:06 PM
No.530564117
>>530576223
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:49:52 PM
No.530564685
>>530565094
>>530543142
the game sold incredibly well and was really popular but they just fucked up their whole dlc model so bad they decided to abort and just start working on a sequel from the ground up. It' weird that they fucked up that bad because the dlc for that game basically makes itself. By far the most popular mod types for the game is new character aetworks for the generic characters. They could basically just shit out character packs and make a ton of money for very little effort, and still make the bigger content packs with whatever they want. They could've even just leaned 100% into the roleplaying angle and go full CK and release event packs and mission packs and all kinds of low effort/high return slop.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:51:55 PM
No.530564891
>>530543753
not a must have, but eventually you should try TROM. It's a complete game overhaul that basically fixes most of the big design flaws with the game.
>>530427586 (OP)
Give me one good reason not to uninstall this tired and forgotten game?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:53:48 PM
No.530565094
>>530565497
>>530564685
The sequel was abandoned in the hyenas shitfest
>>530565020
Why? I don't care what you do
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:55:27 PM
No.530565282
>>530565685
>>530565096
Cared enough to give me a (You)
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:56:54 PM
No.530565439
>>530565636
>>530565020
All DLC is on sale and maybe just try Shogun 2 for once. It's fun and what got me into Total War series and the DLC Expansion for that game is amazing!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:57:33 PM
No.530565497
>>530566236
>>530565094
I'm sure they'll return to the 3k world but it's a damn shame what they did to 3k. I really think it's the best TW game and ut had incredible potential with the base they built for it.
>>530565439
I already have all the DLC through the dlc unlocker.
I have played pretty much everything I wanted to play.
I just don't care about the game anymore unfortunately and CA is releasing anything to keep me interested.
>>530565096
>>530565282
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:59:31 PM
No.530565710
>>530565636
That's how games work
When you're done with them you play a different game
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:01:02 PM
No.530565882
>>530562868
All Skaven are gay, they exclude women from their life
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:01:53 PM
No.530565976
>>530565685
But I am you.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:03:11 PM
No.530566119
Playing Pharaoh for the first time. Who do I play first?
>>530565974
Skaven are gay because like in modern times hypergamy is extremely prevalent.
Broodmothers only want the top 1% of the clan.
So the rest of the skavenslaves have to fuck each others ass.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:04:00 PM
No.530566236
>>530565497
No need to tell me anon, I loved 3k and had the most fun in tw in the past 9 years with it, I think it did a load of shit right and unfucked a lot of the shit warhammer introduced into this series (and still havent fixed)
I am sad that it was killed in record time to fuel hyenas development
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:06:19 PM
No.530566486
>>530565636
>dlc unlocker.
Tell me more. I've paid for mine so far. All 3 games and DLCs and I think I'm justified to it all to be honest.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:06:42 PM
No.530566521
>>530565974
Skaven literally only fuck thicc broodmothers
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:06:45 PM
No.530566531
>Tfw Malekith sitting in my cuck throne watching high elves get more content and you don't even have a campaign mechanic
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:07:00 PM
No.530566558
>>530566749
>>530566152
If broodmothers keep applying selective eugenics
Why are most rats so weak and shit still?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:08:13 PM
No.530566694
>>530566152
>Broodmothers only want
Not relevant
>>530565636
Do you have some kind of contract that says you have to play this game forever?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:08:42 PM
No.530566749
>>530566558
because chads are outliers to weak genetics that they still propagate.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:09:45 PM
No.530566879
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:10:16 PM
No.530566953
>>530567268
>>530566745
No but if I uninstall it will be me retiring it for good and I guess I am just feeling a little sentimental that I'm not interested in the game anymore.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:11:16 PM
No.530567064
>>530571652
>>530566745
Zoomers are mindbroken into thinking "live service gaming" is normal and that they're long term commitments
Youtube videos have titles like "Why I'm QUITTING game"
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:13:04 PM
No.530567268
>>530567820
>>530566953
I 'retired' 3 years ago
Started playing recently
Its very fun
Stop being retarded, its a game not a commited job with health insurance and paperwork
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:17:41 PM
No.530567820
>>530567882
>>530567268
I'm not going to go back though.
Once its uninstalled it will be that way forever.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:18:11 PM
No.530567882
>>530567820
It doesn't have to be, that's just your weird choice
Is TW Pharaoh good? Should I buy it with 75% off?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:21:22 PM
No.530568234
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:23:23 PM
No.530568465
>>530568193
it's excellent
you could buy it 0% off and it'd still be worth it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:25:38 PM
No.530568703
>>530569746
The Steam sale ends in less than 24 hours.
The Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies will collide in 4.5 billion years.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:32:46 PM
No.530569515
oh my science
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:33:35 PM
No.530569618
IS
SCIENCING
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:33:40 PM
No.530569625
>>530568193
ye dynasties is really good.
>>530568193
it's so good that it has less players than rome remastered and Empire (LOL)
It is considered one of the worst TW's ever released. It was so bad they were forced to drop the price, provide a retroactive refund, cancel all the DLC and put out a grovelling apology.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:34:19 PM
No.530569707
>>530569398
Will we get news before that?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:34:39 PM
No.530569746
>>530568703
neato, but I already own the games and none of the DLC left really appeals to me
bought the old world this summer, very fun so far
>>530569693
so legend won?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:35:45 PM
No.530569872
>>530570004
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:35:46 PM
No.530569875
>>530569693
Honestly? They should make pharaoh free 2 play at this point
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:36:29 PM
No.530569967
>>530569773
he won a baldspot
>>530569872
higher up
https://steamcharts.com/search/?q=total+war
pharaoh is consistently at the very bottom along with Thrones of Shitannia and WH1.
It's a truly terrible game that isn't worth anywhere near full price.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2951630/Total_War_PHARAOH_DYNASTIES/
>mixed reviews
wtf pharaohsisters I thought CA fixed the game and it was a 10/10?
>>530570004
>>530570191
we get it why do you have such a hateboner for pharoah? the dev team run a train on your wife or something?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:40:03 PM
No.530570378
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:40:14 PM
No.530570407
>>530570004
>4th
respectable position considering it's age.
Rome 2 being played as much as it is surprises me sometimes
>>530569398
I will live to see it :)
>>530569693
>>530570004
>>530570191
>the pajeet is still butthurt
impressive, it's been months and you're still seething about nobody asking sorry to legend
>>530569398
Is that actually true?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:41:51 PM
No.530570591
>>530570704
>>530570470
you will never be a computer
at BEST there will be a computer that believes it's you
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:42:19 PM
No.530570647
>>530570273
A TWW3 DLC died for it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:42:48 PM
No.530570704
>>530570591
Simply exchange each neuron with an artificial equivalent one at a time
What's the worst that could happen?
>>530570547
>>530570273
>tell someone to spend their hard earned dollars on dogshit
>i correct you
>OMG SCHIZO CONSPIRACY ONLY ONE PERSON THINKS THIS GAME IS BAD ALL THE NEGATIVE REVIEWS ARE FAKE PLAYER COUNTS ARE FAKE THE GAME IS ACTUALLY A MASTERPIECE
Sir I believe you missed your daily medication.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:43:52 PM
No.530570821
>>530570936
>>530570584
just wait and see
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:44:19 PM
No.530570882
>>530571015
>>530570547
>they went panic(k?) mode and scrapped everything
Why the fuck would a leak make them do that?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:44:47 PM
No.530570936
>>530570821
I only got 2 weeks though...
>>530570882
The community response to the leaks was horrendous. They could see the writing on the wall.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:45:58 PM
No.530571078
>>530571284
>>530570470
If there was a chip that allowed a computer network to enhance my brain, would my consciousness slowly move into the network as my brain starts to slowly atrophy as the computers replace brain functions?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:46:22 PM
No.530571110
>>530570584
Mostly empty space so it's less stars smashing into each other and more stars flying by each other which launches them off at different angles
Every human should be mandated to play Space Engine and Kerbal Space Program
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:46:25 PM
No.530571114
>>530570764
>legenndjeet immediately starts with the SAAAAAR
lmao
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:46:48 PM
No.530571162
Bros...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:47:54 PM
No.530571284
>>530571078
Sure, if you don't use parts of your brain they atrophy regardless of some tech magic thingy being there or not
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:47:58 PM
No.530571292
>>530571426
>>530570547
Not even a legend fag but its clear to me that CA pivoted omens of destruction
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:49:13 PM
No.530571426
>>530571292
nice try shill, leering devil ogres in the game files was a complete coincidence, anyone could've predicted that unit
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:49:18 PM
No.530571441
>>530570584
it's one of those quotes that every pop science youtuber likes to repeat so millenials with no scientific education can repeat to their friends (who have also watched the same video) so they can feel smart. same with "nothing can go faster than light", anything regarding black holes, etc.
total war shogun 1
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:49:23 PM
No.530571450
>Not even a legend fag but
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:49:25 PM
No.530571459
>>530571679
>>530571015
That's retarded, end your turn irl
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:51:10 PM
No.530571634
>>530570764
correct me? Im a completely different anon you can just go "its bad dont buy it" instead of fucking spamming the thread with your seethe and yes you ARE the same poster you dumb fuck at least hide your post pattern
>>530567064
The absolute state of the gaming industry. Who is responsible for this?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:51:30 PM
No.530571679
>>530571832
>>530571459
>ask question
>get mad at answer
How is that retarded? You are asking for people who were following along at the time to explain what happened. I was following, and I can tell you that everyone was shitting on Lords of Shang Yang and the idea of 3 Cathay DLC's in a row.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:52:34 PM
No.530571806
>>530571652
EA created the practice
why can't total war ever get decent player numbers compared to the rest of the genre?
is it really that dogshit of a game?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:52:41 PM
No.530571816
new rule dont mention pharoah because some anon will fly into a bat shit schizo meltdown
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:52:49 PM
No.530571832
>>530571901
>>530571679
It doesn't matter you stupid cunt they invest money into development they aren't going to "scrap it" because of fucking reddit posts
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:53:21 PM
No.530571894
>>530563235
>War of the beard 2.0
>Cause by a woman
Verenasisters... I though our Godess was supposed to represent wisdom...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:53:23 PM
No.530571901
>>530572018
>>530571832
Why did they scrap Hyenas?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:54:19 PM
No.530571990
>>530572319
>>530571815
Sir, its a 9 year old game
>But tw3 released in 23
Its tww with a double coat of paint, its still a 9 year old skeleton
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:54:40 PM
No.530572018
I leave for a year and come back and you fucks are still talking about pivots
Idk what I expected; improvement maybe, but Iโm not surprised. Itโs bad to be back! How is everyone? I certainly hope you managed to keep yourselves entertained without me. Iโve had so much important stuff to do this year, but itโs always nice to come back and have a good conversation with my good friends at /twg/ :3
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:55:17 PM
No.530572085
>>530571815
Hearts of Iron and Civ VI don't have real time combat right?
They aren't the same type of game and are not comparable.
>>530571015
No dev scraps anything like that, of they did you'd be looking at worse DLC de times than were currently seeing.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:56:56 PM
No.530572271
>>530572413
>>530572074
Weirdest post in the thread
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:57:11 PM
No.530572297
>>530572074
Fuck off legend.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:57:22 PM
No.530572319
>>530572502
>>530571990
so is hoi4 and it received a similar level of game support
>>530572117
1 dlc a year is abysmal for any game, wtf you talking about
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:57:34 PM
No.530572350
>>530572117
you mean like how we went from 5 month DLCs to 1 DLC per year?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:58:04 PM
No.530572413
>>530572607
>>530572271
thatโs exactly what I was going for! Iโm so glad to have been so successful in that way. I mean, look at how quickly I got a (you), were off to a great start!
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:58:27 PM
No.530572448
>>530572893
>>530572326
>1 dlc a year is abysmal for any game
???
Most games don't get that
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:58:54 PM
No.530572502
>>530572319
Maybe the focus on battles that warhammer gave didnt promote a lot of replayability unlike campaign focused games like hoi, ck or even stellaris?
If 3k was kept alive it could have hit 50k
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 7:59:58 PM
No.530572607
>>530572906
>>530572413
You economy is not a real thing
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:00:26 PM
No.530572669
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:00:45 PM
No.530572710
>>530572074
im glad i forgot your name
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:01:57 PM
No.530572841
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:02:30 PM
No.530572893
>>530572448
WH3 however did. DLC was taking 5 months each, then after the apparently fake leaks from Legend they took over 8 months, and now we are getting 1 per year tops.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:02:34 PM
No.530572906
>>530573038
>>530572607
see you say that, but then I keep getting (you)s! You know you missed me! You all did! I can feel the love emanating from your hostile auras! I recommend meditation for that angry demeanor, clearly youโve been pivoted back and forth so many times that your head is spinning, otherwise you would have treated me with respect and dignity, as is expected on such a prestigious platform
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:03:39 PM
No.530573038
>>530573378
>>530572906
So you're merely pretending to be retarded?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:06:45 PM
No.530573378
>>530573520
>>530573038
Good sir, I disagree with the notion that I have behaved in a way which is consistent with mental disability. Please direct yourself to the nearest educational tool and reexamine the facts available to you. Wish the entire internet at your fingertips, I expect youโll have more than enough to work with in order to ascertain my motivations ;)
Perhaps you donโt remember because I have not insulted you sufficiently. Perhaps further inquiry will reveal the truth
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:08:07 PM
No.530573520
>>530573962
>>530573378
>Wish the entire internet at your fingertips
Bro is phoneposting...
>athena and legendfag in one thread with one posting after the other
it really is just shitposters playing dolls all the way down
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:12:22 PM
No.530573962
>>530573520
Thatโs another great piece of evidence to work with, and yet my identity remains secret! I can only assume that the regulars are either not here, or have abandoned the community. Otherwise the mere cadence and syntax of my vernacular should reveal all that is necessary to uncover the mystery! Iโm an disappointed, further tests are required
>>530573750
Finally! Iโm so very glad to meet you again, it has been so long since we spoke! I hope youโve come up with some better insults, it would be a shame to merely hear the same old rhetoric repeated again
>legend
Who? How many tournaments has he won? What's his rank on Total Tavern?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:13:45 PM
No.530574113
>le epic samefag moment
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:13:50 PM
No.530574126
>>530573750
>>athena
yea thats the name
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:14:07 PM
No.530574154
>>530574038
I don't even know what total tavern is
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:14:42 PM
No.530574210
>>530574632
>legend
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:14:53 PM
No.530574227
Of course you don't, you haven't even sniffed the game, let alone played it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:14:56 PM
No.530574236
>>530574569
>>530574038
Oh and the mpfag is still here, that was going to be my next question! Iโm so glad that your terrible game mode has not died yet, otherwise you would not be so effectively filtered by it. Iโve learned to appreciate the morons and the unskilled and those without imagination. Without their lack of skill and horrible taste, there would be nothing to contrast my impeccable skill and excellent taste :3
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:16:42 PM
No.530574398
>>530574770
Kek, remember when I destroyed your retarded subhuman ass with your irondogshitsides drivel? Lol, that was fun. By the way, the best player in the world destroyed your retarded subhuman takes yet again, kek:
>>530531225
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:17:02 PM
No.530574440
>>530575228
>Legend tells
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:17:24 PM
No.530574476
>>530572326
Use your brain, they wouldn't be taking this long if they somehow had some shit already pre-made from some fucking pivot they made.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:18:08 PM
No.530574569
>>530574236
If you want to be a thread celeb then you simply must introduce yourself
Did every schizo wake up at the same time or something?
What the fuck is this thread
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:18:27 PM
No.530574604
Which LL would be the worst wife?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:18:41 PM
No.530574632
>>530574210
i want to squeeze her boobs
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:19:38 PM
No.530574740
>>530574597
Entertain the idea that they are discord buddies and this is effectively an attempt at a raid
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:19:44 PM
No.530574753
>>530574597
Yeah pretty weird, I bet it's just 2 schizos responding each other.
I'd preffer 40k talking than this.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:19:48 PM
No.530574770
>>530574398
I remember effortlessly winning that debate and proving that Ironsides are the meta for the actual game mode that people play.
You were saying something about one of the multiplayer game modes, the name of which escapes me. Itโs the one that severely limits tactical and strategic options due to the childish and limiting nature of a capture point system, which necessarily nerfs and limits missile units in a way where they are less effective than in the actual game that everyone actually plays.
See, itโs all just a misunderstanding! Iโm sure you were just mistaken, or only pretending to be retarded
You remember eating shit and drowning in it. No one uses them in competition which means they are objectively dogshit same as the verbal diarrhea spilling from your shitstained maw, shit-eating subhuman. You will never win a qualifier.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:21:46 PM
No.530574968
NIGGERS, YOU ARE ALL NIGGERS.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:23:55 PM
No.530575212
>>530574916
See, I feel like you could have only made this post if you were either retarded or pretending to be retarded, because I just mentioned how irrelevant the tier lists are for an irrelevant game mode, and will continue to discuss the actual game mode that everyone actually plays. Perhaps youโll just keep talking in circles, I didnโt actually expect you to evolve past our previous conversation. Iโve said this to you several times and you always ignore it to say the same spiel again
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:24:03 PM
No.530575223
>>530574916
Who are you talking to?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:24:06 PM
No.530575228
>>530574440
>Legend tells
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:24:18 PM
No.530575254
>>530575441
I pray that Medieval 3 has no single entities. Keep it to General Bodyguards and make sure that they are significantly weaker than their Medieval 2 counterparts.
God forbid a unit of English knights routs half of my Scottish army.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:24:28 PM
No.530575273
>>530575445
Create a new thread NOW
We need to escape
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:25:53 PM
No.530575431
>>530575625
>I just mentioned
No one gives a shit about your delusional drivel lol. Irondogshitsides are dogshit. You have never won a tourney qualifier. The drivel spilling from your mouth is worth less than dogshit. Didn't read your cope btw
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:25:59 PM
No.530575441
>>530575254
Bold of you to assume med3 is coming
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:26:00 PM
No.530575445
>>530575273
Only the jannies can save you from me
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:27:48 PM
No.530575625
>>530575431
Itโs actually like talking to a chat bot with a very small library of responses to chose from. You say
>ironsides suck in this game mode!
and I say
>nobody plays that game mode, theyโre the meta in campaign
and you say
>ironsides suck in this game mode!
and we repeat forever
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:29:24 PM
No.530575781
bake it
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:29:54 PM
No.530575835
>talking
The gurgling accompanying the shit spilling from your mouth doesn't qualify as "talking". Irondogshitsides are dogshit. Your opinions are worth less than dogshit.
>cuckpaign
You have never even played the game.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:32:10 PM
No.530576095
yeah thatโs pretty much what I expected.
Anyway Iโm actually here for the rest of you, so Iโm just going to ignore the escaped mental patient that has been rambling about a multiplayer mode nobody plays for at least 2 years straight now. Youโd think he would have found somewhere that they actually talk about that game mode, instead of discussing it with people who definitely donโt play it for several years, but then thatโs me with my rational mind trying to explain irrational behavior. I suppose I will never know what it is like to be that retarded
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:33:22 PM
No.530576223
>>530563957
>>530564117
got more Dawi reaction images brothers?
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:33:29 PM
No.530576236
YOu eating shit is exactly what everyone expected lol since you've already outed yourself as an absolute retarded shitter who has no clue how the game works when you opened your shitstained ass-mouth and blurped out the nonsense about irondogshitsides not being dogshit kek
lol, so anyway
when does that dlc come out? :3
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:35:08 PM
No.530576424
>>530576783
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:36:55 PM
No.530576629
>>530576814
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:38:13 PM
No.530576783
>>530576424
oh thatโs soon! Iโm so excited to purchase product and then get excited for next product. I always check in to see how my good friends at /twg/ are doing. Thank you so much for keeping the thread alive for me all these months. Iโve been very busy serving Athena; the world is such an interesting place now and there are so many things to do ;p
So is it actually good DLC or is it a half-assed reskinned cash grab? Itโs either one or the other with this company
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:38:32 PM
No.530576814
>>530576629
what's up with the random ass sickle claw
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:42:08 PM
No.530577161
>>530576348
If we get news + trailer this week, late July. If we get the trailer next week and there's only 2 weeks of shilling, then still July. Otherwise it won't be earlier than early-mid August, most likely later than that.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:42:20 PM
No.530577181
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:21:31 PM
No.530587682
>>530475829
Just give us a โmake-a-lordโ option for each faction. Add little options to said lords creation, like I want a Chorf Sorcerer who rides around on an upgraded Lammasu, but said upgraded Lammasu takes up 1 of 3 slots for special mounts/magical items. It would add so much longevity to the game if they would only do that, heโll make it a 1-per campaign and you have to start off as him, and let the modders increase said number.