Everdark Adel and Fulghor are back edition

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>530647757

I love my doll wife

2nd haha

>>530692646
How much % is the bonus on it?

dear schizo lore anon
just buy an ad and point it to your shitty wordpress blog instead of shitting up the thread this time
>pic rel, a soldier of maliketh

Do not feed the doll.

I love smashing doll skulls with hammers

>>530692965
me on the right!

>>530692801
point and LAUGH

Does the science/magic exist in Elden Ring to give Revenant a functional womb or are we going to have to go to buildabear?

>>530692965
keep feeding the doll, actually

>>530692965
kill fuck marry

>>530692965
My gf in the middle

the google doc that mentions if effects are stackable or not, is wrong 50% of the time

>>530693079
She comes with one built in
https://litter.catbox.moe/fk672lui364aw90x.jpg

>>530692907
>pic rel, an erdtree sentinel
lets just pretend things dont mimic their leaders in this game lol

>want to replay Elden Ring
>don't really feel like it because I still remember where items are, so I won't really feel like doing 90% of catacombs and side content because they don't give me anything for my build
Anyone else have this problem? I know the same technically applies to other souls games too but they're a lot more densely packed if that makes sense so it never bothered me, I have like 10 replays on DS1 and DS2, and 5 in DS3.
I almost want them to make a Scholar of the First Sin edition for Elden Ring, with loot and enemies moved around so it's a fresh experience. New items and quests too.

>>530693407
nigger, either shut the fuck up or i'll post a link to your cringe ass coffin of andy and leyley stream

>>530693156
oh
so could i just spam die on purpose when i have good equipment to leave useful red phantoms?

>>530693067
Please don't laugh I was about to tell people to move but he was faster and I didn't notice

>>530693457
Elden ring is hard to replay this isn't uncommon

>>530693534
yes, and get rewarded with murk if people beat a boss with that gear. You can even find your own red phantom

>>530693457
lol

>>530693407
I missed the argument, are people saying these guys are unrelated to Mohg? Aren't there literally some of them under his temple?

>>530693530
>>530693143
or you and the other lorelet can kill yourselves for having double digit iq
>pic related, a carian knight
kek at you dumb faggots

>>530693617
that's actually useful
one could play solo and buy wending graces and then max drop them in other people's worlds by simple deaths

>>530693457
so basically you want a new game, not surprising

>>530692904
15% + 20%, and they stack multiplicatively.

>>530693554
it's okay man. I saw the thread going towards 900 so I had to pre-bake the thread, it's my bad for not telling sooner also timer cooldown

>>530693824
SotFS wasn't a new game

I queued with erg once.
Neither picked Revenant, so I just Alt-F4'd

>>530693735
it's some absolute faggot trying to hide the fact that this is what he does for a living
here's his faggot ass coffin of andy and leyley stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/ivqPBpbQPtM?si=LHLyvwRrlHTt1kaM&t=407
here's his faggot website
https://lokeysouls.com/
>>530693812
buy a fucking ad

>>530693735
Humiliation ritual on the same day as a vaati vidya

That was the closest gigadel I've seen. Gg

>>530693984
youre seething that everything in the game literally looks like it should but your dumb faggot ass cant intuit that the black and gold knights with white hair follow the black and gold armored wolf with white hair lmao. messmer knigths look just like messmer but nooooo no the heckin blackerinos

>>530693207
post which ones are wrong with video/image evidence proving they are wrong

Quite literally didn't get a single piece of good equipment...

Does successive attacks boost dmg negation stack?

>>530694135
when you said to look in the game files, you should have given a file path, not copy-pasted text from your faggot blog begging for money

>>530693894
>t's okay man. I saw the thread going towards 900 so I had to pre-bake the thread

please use a lust provoking image next time.

>>530694374
everything stax

>>530694374
No

>>530694298
it happens. Recently I had a game where I didn't even fill all weapon slots for the first time

>It's not spreading like an infection, but it's spreading lol lmao

https://files.catbox.moe/jpbjtf.jpg

>>530692965
Do not feed *just* the doll

>>530694438
Fug had 4 of those last run, sorry wylder and duchess

>>530694382
i never said look into the game files, and its not my blog. kill yourself faggot you cant even put the square peg in the square hole lmfao

>>530694527
>no pubes

Velka is the Gloam Eyed Queen

>>530694491
Happens all the time when you play with gaolmaxxing retards

>>530694527
do duchess mains look like this?

>>530694527
>no pubes
Saved.

>>530694127
shithead is to fat

i am a duchess main that loves raider more than wylder

>>530694395
fine I'll use this one for the thread after this >>530692724

>>530693735
He thinks the black knights in the DLC are related to Maliketh for no other reason than because they both have black armour.

>>530694563
are you not the sperg who initally typed out "Eclipse Old King", a phrase only found in one schizo's blog begging for money?
if not, i only care to antagonize that person so i don't care about arguing with you
if so, buy an ad

>>530694634
but bro your blue weapon now does 15% more damage, that's way better than a legendary bro
now 'scuse me while i go run some forts day 2 for another stonesword key

>>530694868
no retard now kill yourself

reminder that the silver pickled fowl foot is placebo and does literally nothing

>>530694904
nothing wrong with this post

>>530694826
You sure he isn't just doing it so anons will humiliate him? Thats what looks like is happening.

I've heard that broken people can get off to being belittled.

>>530694810
good girl (boy)

>>530693407
>>530693812
What do the item descriptions of these armour sets say anon? And now what does the black knight armour set item description say?

>>530694826
They don't look that similar stylistically to me, aren't they just meant to be godrick knights but for the black castle + holy flavor

>>530694937
why are you so mad, faggot?
i'm pointing out that someone is here shitting up discussion and they are doing it as a literal self-shill begging for money

>>530694997
Black Knights use crucible arts. The hand of death Marika used didn't have an army under him since he wielded death himself. You don't need an army when you are the literal hand of death in the setting.

Use logic.

>>530694395
I bet something nice is baking in that booty

>>530695193
Explain Black Blade Kindreds

>>530695193
So then why did you say they’re his knights?

>>530694997
i dont care about what the item description of the dlc slop that they threw together to make some money. the entire argument is that the knights were SUPPOSED to be malekiths and when the game was sloppified they and the LONG MARCH TARNISHED got BLENDED TOGETHER into messmers army of bullshit where you have
>the fire knights who look like messmer and use messmers flame
>the black knights who look like maliketh and have radagons rings branding their hammers
>the foot soldiers with barbarian armor who use war cries and stomp the earth like hoarah loux

its dlc sloppery of the finest order. the malekith knights were rewritten as black knights. the gloam eye knight was rewritten as the putrescent knight. the miquella cutscene with the sapless shadowtree was removed. i dont care what the item description says, its a retcon

>>530694527
Natural blonde and redheaded girls should be prohibited from shaving their pubes.

does libra deal magic or holy damage with his spell attacks?

>>530695343
Kindred of the black blade, not subservient, but kindred. Its in the name.

>black with gold ornamentation
holy shit guys did you know Maliketh made Radahn's greatswords

>sote discussion in big 25

>>530695609
now post freya and act like shes a rellana simp

>>530695397
>i dont care what the item description says
all you needed to say, retard
>i don't care about what's canon, i care about my own personal fantasy
and so nobody here cares
>>530695609
lmfao
>guys, Guys, GUYS!!!
>did you know
>maliketh was a
>MOSLEM?
>pic rel

>>530694648
yes and they fuck raiders and not wylders

gg Wylder and Guardian
I knew meteors was probably not going to work well against centaur
But I had 6 shards worth of cope in me

if he hates bronies why did he let his sis get fucked by one

>>530695572
The game does not agree with your headcanon

>>530695713
>all you needed to say, retard
aka youre too unintelligent to understand anything i just said lmfao, if daddy miyazaki doesnt spoonfeed your item descriptions its not heckin valid

>>530695609
>Radahn's helmet has a large mane of hair
>Maliketh's helmet has a large mane of hair
uhhh...Vaati? what are the implications of this?!

>>530695828
truly perplexing and trvke

>>530695828
>>530695979

>>530695970
uhhhhhhhh

Nightreign?

>>530695397
It makes sense if you think about it
>black and gold armor
>white plume
Only Black Blade Kindred and Maliketh share these characteristics other than the black knights

>>530696231
Is brother and sister love allowed in Nightreign?

After alot of careful consideration, I can say without a doubt that bird can do it ...

>>530696369
what's your streak..
I tease, good job

>>530696369
That middle one is pretty juicy

>>530696335
in a game where everything matches its gods or leader its actually stupid to think these arent related

>>530696054
>>530696013
why did you let a brony fuck your sister?
we want to talk about it, we're not gonna laugh at you like we did so far

>>530693847
Damn

>>530695397
>I don’t care about the main vehicle through which they tell the lore but I do care about the colour of an armour set
So you’re retarded, got ya.

>>530695828
>cry about a cheater
>he fuckes your sister and makes you his bitch
BTFO of the century

Great Heolstor run with Raider and Duchess, ty big guys
Queueing now as Recluse if you still want to play

>>530696580
loops engaged lol

look at my fat hp bar
look at it

>>530696627
>i willingly ignore my own eyes and the world built around me because an item description said otherwise
>i will willingly ignore retcons like gloam eye knight changing to putrescent knight
ur just tistic

>>530696761
>carrying no stats shield

>>530696743
sister plapped lol

>>530696804
>i willingly ignore item descriptions

>>530696743
based thread savior tricking russians into loops.

giant dad faggots have to be the most cringiest niggers on the planet

>>530696804
if anyone wins the crown of autism here, it's probably the dumb fag who said "just look in the game files", failed to give any sort of further information, soft-linked to a gay blog begging for money, and who says "ignore the item descriptions (where lore is given), muh black and gold"

>>530696947
>i willingly trust item descriptions when this was in the trailer of the dlc

>>530696880
i ran into fucking nothing that would benefit me in the slightest. we did almost nothing but gaols and fieldbosses lmao

>>530695828
qrd on this new drama?

>>530697045
>doesn't understand the concept of a trailer vs. a public widespread release of a game as a finished product
so much for that high iq, amirite

>>530697015
genuinely kill yourself how are you obsessed with a person who isnt here we already had this discussion stupid faggot

>>530697118
Sneedger got doxed and people realized he acted identically to another russian that got doxed previously.
It totally isn't the same guy though.

>>530697118
>board lolcow cries about some russian shitposter in every general
>some cheater takes his first purple win so he assumes thats him and shits up every single thread
>lolcows erp discord gets leaked so now the drama is even bigger
>don't know about the sister stuff, saw no proof

>no games on both erg and niggerg
ded game

>>530697196
>doesnt understand the concept of retcons
youre so fucking dumb it hurts lmfao.

>>530696221
that's clearly a small mane of hair, not a large one. you're reaching. Maliketh is clearly a servant of Radahn

>>530697312
yeah I can see him still desperately trying to get someone to agree with him lol, I saw no sneedger dox
some mentally ill freak it seems

>>530697436
pretty much, its fun to bully him and watch him have meltdowns about russians 24/7

>>530697213
sorry lil bro, chances that two giga autistic fucks arguing in the same vague and stupid ways with not just no concrete information, but active hostility to concrete information, that's slim to none, so to me you "two" are one and the same
>>530697213
your obsession with that trailer is just your own mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance kicking in as you try to desperately latch on to the only thing that makes you unique, which depressingly you've assigned to your own personal interpretation of the lore of a video game

>>530697378
q night aspect I think ...

>>530697118
Brony getting bullied again

>>530696530
The vine/floral ornamention on his waistcloth even matches up with the ones that the black knights have, especially on the shield

>>530697562
not even gonna respond just slit your throat already lmfao

Nightreign?

wow super adel is kind of nothing but chip damage huh
how annoying

Could he beat the enhanced Nightlords?
Is he the strongest entity in Nightreign?
Who would win 1 million BBH or the Sun?
BBH can't be staggered.

>>530697728
sorry, we're watching sneedLORD bully this dragonirian-obsessed troon

>>530697728
I'd rather read the erp discord meltdown

>>530697760
>blocks his path

>>530697760
He can be staggered, even the red-eyed version. His threshold is just annoying to get to.

>>530697805
>>530697843
Understandable
I'll check back next thread

>>530697805
You appear to be caught in some sort of loop

>>530697752
chip damage or huge damage if you get grabbed

>>530697760
sneed nodiffs in 5 to 10 seconds

>>530697704
>not even gonna respond
>responds
damn, is your iq even above room temperature
also:
>>530693812
>kill yourselves
>>530694563
>kill yourself faggot
>>530697704
>slit your throat already
ahahahahahhaha
>>530694937
>kill yourself
>>530697213
>genuinely kill yourself

check out this fat fp bar!

>maybe if I talk about loops? people won't think I'm mentally ill obsessing over a cheater/shitposter
grim day for vg

2/3 super gaping jaw/darkdrift knight erg

>>530697882
He can't be staggered, only stance broken

>>530696530
they should do a maliketh skin for executor. seems kinda obvious.

In the cut content version of SotE, the Dancer of Ranah was actually a priestess of Maliketh

>two of the worst posters ITT
free me from this shithole

>>530697998
if its been that many times why havent you yet lmfao

>>530698018
Don't let it bother you like that.

>be a cheating shitposter
>instead of being ignored, the local obsessed tranny gives you 200 (You's) every thread, making you stay even longer
bravo

>>530696994
people got used to abuse memes to "achieve le funny"
so they haven't developed a sense of humour. they just spam memes. they've been doing it for decades now.

>>530697861
The bird would get absolute mogged hard by the BBH chad.
>>530697882
He's too chad for staggering.

>>530698108
because you are a powerless and insignificant little faggot
maybe if you tell me to kill myself 100 times i will
i won't

>>530698075
>lorelet doesnt know thats marikas outfit and she was a dancer in enir ilim
the lorelets here, its right in your face

>>530697760
>BBH can't be staggered.
Skill issue, or I should say:
Bird issue.

>>530698106
there's dozens of us dropping trvkes and yammin it up

>>530697760
everdark bell bearing hunter when
ishizaki pls

Not playing adel with randoms when none of these people know what the fucking tornado is.

queue up for ES

>>530698237
ok but seriously do it ur having a megalomaniacal schizo episode and thats not good bb

>>530698278
>Black/Gold dress gets covered by red in the unaltered version
>This represents the true nature of the Black Knights being concealed by retconned Messmer (red) lore
clearly you're the lorelet here who can't discern this masterful visual symbolism

dsg thread looking more sane rn

>>530698401
what if we get an event where we have the cataclysm tornado, but over the castle?
>>530698447
quit projecting, retard
there's only one utter sped here who's raging and reeing and telling an anon to kill themselves half a dozen times over and it's you
go touch grass and find a real hobby

>>530698301
>kiting him outside

literally didn't beat him.

>>530698581
nah im not the one going on about power and significance lmao kill yourself schizo zoomer

>>530695287
They are
Marika had Maliketh and Messmer have the same black armor with the same black scales in the chest (except Messmer slightly covers it with the red rags), and Messmer's Black Knights have similar black armor etched with gold. The engravings all happened at a later date and they are different, as Messmer forces depict the Scadutree. The white plumage of Messmer Knights and the white mane of Maliketh is another clear and smart hint that the Black Knights are way older than the Golden Order, as is Maliketh, who is literally a beastman of Farum Asula that resides in the Beast Sanctum. Powerful knights had the honor of fashioning this long mane which during the Sun Realm as it was a symbol of power, like the Banished Knights also do, and in general the mane is used to express might even later by Consort Radahn.

It's very likely that the Black Knights are the original knights of Leyndell back when it was known as the Eternal City, and Marika holds hostage people who know that she usurped her role as Goddess.

>>530698691
lol

>>530698581
>tornado, but over the castle?
that would suck so much, i'd love it
but my teammates would skip it for sure, just like they do now

>>530698691
schizos here would say the banished have no connection to dragon communion even though thats their entire thing and the reason theyre allying with godrick is because hes performing dragon communion with the dead drake

>>530698138
thats how it is 90% of the time

>>530698691
based loreCHAD i kneel....where can I sub to your Patreon

>>530697760
>>530697861
>>530697882
>>530697968
>>530698301
>>530698401
bbh stands for buckbreaking hunter

>>530698615
here, let me fix that image for you

there is a nonzero chance we fight furnace golems and forge golems in the dlc

>>530698943
what about the ones in castle sol

>>530698106
we just need radahn to come back

>join pub
>before we even drop the wylder pings a gaol, when we land he ignores the church we dropped on top of in lieu of opening the gaol
>me and revenant do a broken temple to get to level 2 at least
>he dies
>we continue, goes acceptable
>he pings the east gaol next to a moose
>he pulls the moose and opens the gaol
>we wipe, don't kill either before storm comes in
>continue on with thin patience
>ping a poison poi, they're both right behind me
>attack the perfumer boss
>they're no where to be found, one dies in the storm
>leave

absolutely not

>1 hp left on astel
Next time lets just go right ok

>>530699034
They also do the fire breathe thing so same thing. They are investigating what Mike was doing there.

>>530699034
vets of the dragon war and thats their frigid post cause the commander is a nostalgiaboo

>>530699006
>fight furnace golems
pls no

its time

>>530699034
The Banished Knights in Castle Sol wish to restore the Sun Realm and support Miquella's ascension, working for him as mercenaries.

is this legit?

>>530699006
they're not adding "unique" dlc enemies bro
no hippo and demihuman doesnt count

>>530699006
there is a nonzero chance we fight orphan of kos

>>530699006
I want sekiro enemies.

>>530698010
based caster duchess

>>530699227
nope

>>530699227
I mean it looks perfect for whatever he's aiming for but it's not the best

>>530699227
>Poise +3
definitely hacked, everyone knows poise hasn't existed since DS3 removed it

>>530699227
lol no

>>530699227
unlikely

ES lords
2/3 erg

>>530699104

>Thought I could get an easy win on Augur with randos to finish the 3 win achievement
>Rev tries to get us to fight a wild BBH day one, spends the rest of the day fighting it alone
>Only finish a fort, mine, goal, cathedral and the castle before reaching the Nightlord
>nobody brought any lightning, we wipe on the first nuke
Randos man..

>>530699520
why didn't you bring any lightning stuff?

>>530699473
fuck off

>>530699520
how did you die to the most telegraphed attack in the game?

OFFICIAL /ERG/ NIGHTREIGN PLAYER TIERLIST (FINAL FINAL VERSION)
>SSS tier
Sneedger
>S tier
elnid
freud
sneeglius
monkeylord
>A tier
august
abundy
fountainstand
goon goon
monica
weeem
aidente toast
mellow
sludge merchant
asriel
sens
fae
nyeko knyaight
>B tier
pepe
jeppe
alice margatroid
nanashi
lord autisio
yellowjello
gooner maximus
ukonzaemon
terr
spirit
im wyldin out
various cheeses
godefroy lord
hy
solarion
mush
>C tier
yys
seraphicradiance
g_dog
nezuk
tide
philip
devil knight
gallow ghost
surottoru
zane
dingle
veganopromedio
zdradaenjoyer
mari
quintoneus
blaze
ender
pigley
shigurenomiya
zaborg
gusworld
beans
cry
doug
ordealis
100% prune juice
quote
marika's tits
roll spammer
>D tier
dao
tranimelover2004
revenantismywife
oie
hammy
salamander
mame khan
barduk
nyagger
deyn0d
>F tier
miquellafaithful

>>530699520
BBH is easily killable day 1 and he probably would have dropped lightning stuff if you killed him instead of fleeing like a coward. in short, skill issue

>>530699723
poor gal is so mindbroken

>>530699723
based and factual

>>530699723
kill yourself mush

>>530699520
>>Rev tries to get us to fight a wild BBH day one, spends the rest of the day fighting it alone
Did she kill him?

>>530699856
can't summon him yet

>>530699723
>yys that high
troon gets carried every game

>>530699957
his discord is obligated to place him high.

>>530699723
move yys to F

guaranteed replies every time

>12 hours of AI slopped narration
What do you call this mental illness?

they posted the passie everywhere again

>>530700136
That is how humiliation rituals work. She wouldn't post it if she didn't want the replies she knows she'll get.
It is concerning that she does this to herself daily though.

>>530700273
who

>>530697381
Yeah, it got retconned, so what? That doesn’t mean that the story pre-retcon is more canon than the story post-retcon. That’s not how shit works, just because you don’t like the final product.

>>530700197
when i was a kid i knew people who had TVs in their room and would keep them on all night because they "needed it to sleep". this shit ain't new, it's just the form it's taken in the terminally online era

>>530698691
Holy fuck you might be onto something

>>530700270
Even their false flags are caught in loops lol

>>530700439
trvke

>>530700270
sorry I retweeted every Nightreign fanart post with 100K+ views with "use niggerg password for free carries" since on X the Everything App you can type "nigger" without being banned

>>530700439
Bound to happen when you are a gigacasual

>>530699723
>played with /erg/ since week 1
>still not on the list
Dunno if it's a good or bad thing. I'd like to think I'm atleast C tier.

>>530700695
Xitter > 4chan

>>530700695
we're back to using erg now, so I let twitter, fextra and reddit know

>>530699957
>>530700047
>>530700125
she was s tier yet obsessed losers who got turned down by her shitpost about her every thread and places her in the wrong tier. curious.

>>530700719
Are you stupid? Just post the tierlist yourself and add your name there that's what I did

>>530700845
Poor gal (male)

I watched latest Vaatis video, I'm a lore expert now.

>>530700845
the fat ugly bearded freak in a dress you obsess over is dogshit and has to be carried

this isn't you private erp trooncord, we don't have to praise him like you do

>>530700892
good idea, I'll repost it next time and put sludge "i threebar multiple times per boss" merchant in F where he belongs

>>530698010
miring those fp bars

>>530699607
I was a Recluse. If I couldn't find a lightning seal, I could just spam magic. I was doing numbers with my Oracular Bubble infact
>>530699695
Too busy trying to revive my teammates after they died to sleep
>>530699759
I don't think we had even reached level 5 by that point. Sure we could of done it, but it's just more efficient to clear out easier stuff and leave the formidables for the second day
>>530699880
No

>>530700994
Vaati is a retard and wouldn't know the lore if he could mindread Micheal Zaki
But if you have a lore question ask away since I'm actually intellectually gifted and cam understand it

>>530701125
So none of you brought lightning but it was only the randoms' fault. Gotcha.

i upvoted this on the fextralife page

I think I'll replay all nightlords over next few days, I'm thinking about two characters:
> bird - guard counter builds + some silly walking passive if I find them
> executie - standard dex weapons + sleep whenever I can find it (out of curiosity cause the chart says all lords except Maris can be slept)
which one should I go for?

gigadel 2/3 pc

Revs deserve your shards.

Bros I want to do a little trolling and post /vg/ lobby codes to other sites like reddit or discord. I'm planning to do it to /vg/ generals I hate. Recommend me subreddits or discord serves with enough exposure and enough mentally ill people to ruin the lobbies for good.

>>530701390
poor brony

>>530701390
reposted it 10 mins ago so its at the top of the page for all nightfarers

>>530701392
>sleep
bro...

>>530701459
ziostorm's server is extremely low IQ, do that one next

>>530699375
>>530701108
we won so easily, play caster duchess!

>>530701390
>1 like
>11 dislikes
ergbros... why do they hate this?

>>530701487
We mean a LOT to the discord sisters.

>>530701227
Why is it a circle and not a square or a triangle?
Is there geometric shape racism in Nightreign?

>>530700845
>turned down
She will literally erp with anyone who gives her attention, you can tell she is the one avatarfagging with generic animesluts

>>530701459
this doesnt work, man

>>530701227
You’re the black knight Maliketh guy aren’t you?

>The OFFICIAL ERG NIGHTREIGN LOLCOW BLOCKLIST

>sneedger (DanteV)
Obvious cheater. Impersonates others.
>terr
Tierlist maker/spammer and dsgtroon.

>>530701802
Black knight Maliketh guy is objectively correct thoughever

>>530701884
Don't bronypost here, dragnirian.

>>530701883
>LOLCOW
Add "Nezuk" to the list then

>>530701227
We all know about Caligo's eye on Ranni's hat, but what's your opinion on Ranni's eye on Caligo's cloaca

>>530701883
is your sister still sore lol

>>530701745
This, niggerg pass was never necessary because these people have a phobia for anything tangentially related to 4chan

>>530701883
Does blocking someone actually prevent matching with them through passwords?

>>530701802
No, but I explained the lore.
Black Knight Maliketh guy was partially right but didn't understand most of the context behind it

>>530701884
this guy? >>530698691 if so I agree

>>530702060
yes?

>>530702060
Yes. You'll get a loading error when the game tries to fire off. It won't let you play with them.

>>530701884
>>530702062
>>530702141
Don’t pretend to be a different people it’s embarrassing

>>530701883
can i get the steam page for both of them so i can block? why do people who make posts like this dont post the source of what needs to be blocked and instead just names

>>530701946
Why is he a lolcow? The list is for blockworthy lolcows not just people you think are goofy.

>>530702060
Yes

>>530702141
no

>>530698637
I didn't I simply had to backpedal and he just followed me
He fought me in the hallways regardless, he never teleported away, so it doesnt matter

>>530702196
>question mark after a statement
Faggot

>>530702248
I'm not spamming steam pages but if you see those names, then simply look at recent players.

>>530702258
i played with him a few times in the past few days, competent executor and seems like a good lad

>>530702237

>>530702057
>a lot of people will never enter 4chan because they fear they will get hacked
>the people that do search for 4chan after reading funny greentext compilation #39 will just enter /b/ and see the huge amount of porn and leave

>You know remember ruining Fight Club retards by blocking the annoying attention whores leading them to cry about getting unblocked

Miyasucky I kneel. Thank you for allowing blocking

Enhanced Heolstor will be the hardest From Software boss, kinda want him to split up so you have two knight bosses, but they don't share hp, and you need to kill them at the same time otherwise the other one just comes back.

>>530699006
>>530699237
I want more golden hippos. Golden hippo raid, golden hippo zoo shifting earth event, enchanced everdark golden hippo, golden hippo jockey...

>>530702561
Heolstor was not included in the original post about everdark bosses

Man roof gargoyle was whooping my ass
GG

>>530702587
only if they add every variant of Erdtree Avatar and Ulcerated Tree Spirit first (we still don't have the Rot ones)

>>530702525
>You know remember

>>530702659
Wait really? Would suck if he doesn't get an everdark version.

We're freaking so flocked up rn ...

>>530702439
dont make posts like that if you arent willing to post their steam pages if you want them to be blocked you dumb nigger faggot

>>530702561
Everdak bosses are bosses that get more corrupted by the night as they spend time in it. That doesn't happen to Heolstor, the reverse happens.
As a concequence, he has never been brought up when From talks about everdark bosses.

>>530702771
You'll get why after beating the game 100%. I'm not shitposting at you Heolstor is different from the other nightlords in canon.

>volcano event
>theres no rykard
>rotted florest
>theres no malenia
whats the point

>>530702907
ok then Everlight Heolster when?

>>530702736
fuck...

>>530702771
He's probably going to be the capstone boss
A 4, 4, 1 cycle would give them until october to pull the dlc out of their ass.
But it'll probably be mid November when they pull a "now EVERY everdark will cycle in pairs for three weeks"

>>530702813
lmao what is that steam popup

>>530693457
You have to earn progress in souls games because new areas are gated behind bosses and bosses are gated behind dungeon obstacles. Elden Ring allows you to access five massive open world regions + Siofra/Ainsel rivers and all the minor dungeons contained in them without fighting any bosses. You can enter Raya Lucaria and Volcano Manor for free as well. Minor dungeons are really short and Torrent makes you invincible in the open world and you'll stop using Torrent anyway once you start fast traveling between graces you've activated.

Your build choices and powerscaling basically do not matter for the first 2/3rds of the game because you don't have to fight anything. That's the issue. Games like these need incentives and pushback instead of expecting the player to engage with stuff purely for the fun of it because otherwise they don't have to.

>>530703010
Just a bunch of bullshit some rando added me into in telegram

I don't even own any bitcorns

>>530702907
>because muh lore
really?

>>530701883
>terr
He has been an ass every time I've played with him. Told me in thread that I belong in F tier because I didn't know how gigadel worked when it was my first time.

>>530703026
That's fucking awesome as I can start making my build near instantly and every playthrough as a different order

>>530702845
>sperging out because you are too much of a lazy faggot to do it yourself

>>530703026
ER is at its best when it's just free (and chill) exploration

>>530703234
Yeah. Play the game. Heolstor gets less corrupted by the night as time goes on, Everdark bosses are bosses that get more corrupted by the night as they spend time in it.

>>530694038
*licks*

>>530703242
terr is a hypocrite. he will call others bad yet he himself is a massive shitter who jobs to the easiest bosses

>>530693091
>>530694528
Blessed thread already <3333

>>530703242
xhes a lapp helm tryhard type troon so obviously the worst kind of players to spawn out of DS3s legacy.

Anybody knows why this faggot is obsessed with this particular AI slop? It doesn't look like the rev at all. Did he actually pay out of pocket for the commission or what? >>530694038

>>530703443
i have not seen a single /erg/ executie that doesn't die to random minibosses. why are they all like this

>>530699227
>>530699382
>>530699406
>>530699435
Think it could be very much legit, two different attack bonuses can be rolled, i.e. Improved Throwing Stone Damage and Improved Gravity Sorcery on the same relic
And game has been out for a while
I wonder if people will still accuse Bloodborne Korean Gems as cheating 2 months from now. 5 months. A year?

>>530701625
I can't his discord anywhere.

>>530703610
hrt induced melty right here

>>530700994
i dunno why he is ignoring nightreign completely

>>530703610
Did your image not get the replies you expected?

>>530703610
Are you not aware of ritual posting anon? Ritual posters post the same thing every thread every day.

>>530703303
>making posts calling for blocking of others when he wont provide the links for people to block them because he is the one that's too much of a lazy nigger faggot himself
kys you deserve to be blocked just as much as they do and you are probably brown

oof.
sorry about that, adel daddicked me pretty fucking hard.

>>530703742
Probably can't parse it.

never seen that cord thingy drop

>>530703636
uhhh actually relic dataminer here, every relic has to have at least one dogshit unrelated effect. it's hardcoded in the relic algorithm. any good relics that aren't shop or boss are cheated. ping me in the souls modding discord for proof

>>530703625
played with nezuk he is a parry god

>>530703636
someone was calling this stupid bleed relic set "CE kino" a thread ago, of course they will.

Realistically, which boss would be the easiest for a 3 guardian stack?

>>530703982
It's dropped 3 times for me but I've never botherer to use it.

>>530704108
Whichever works best for ya.

extremely late but i'm posting my bar as well

what did terr actually do to cause this much daily seethe
He's one of the better players here, I like him

>>530704029
>Arcane+2
post you're steam so i can block you, cheater

>>530702907
>>530703398
>>530703234
>>530702561
>As a concequence, he has never been brought up when From talks about everdark bosses.
I think that is clearly because he deserves and very likely will get his own standalone Giga-version with a different subtitle and far more drastic moveset changes
Also idk what you mean how he becomes less corrupted by the night. In the fight he is clearly bound with Order runic bandages and in his 2nd phase he is incredibly deep dark colour
Also WAKE UP SHEEPLE NOKSTELLA MOON TALISMAN FROM BASE ELDEN RING MENTIONS THE "LOST BLACK MOON", FITTING IDEALLY WITH REGULAR MOON AND RANNI'S DARK MOON. THE DARKEST, MOST URPLE MOON OF THEM ALL, LOST BECAUSE NR'S SELF-CORRECTING TIMELINE. HEOLSTOR DOESNT WIELD DMGS HE WIELD BLACKMOON GS

>>530704029
>make it arcane +2 so it's not obvious
I see your tricks CEman

I think I've decided on a final tier list

explanations -

>Ironeye
far and away the best. Has an argument for the best skill, art and passive in the game, gets safe and consistent ranged damage, can even run a melee dex build in a pinch or a mixed range/melee build if you get bad luck with bows or need a certain element. Only true flaw is bad HP but he more than makes up for it.

>Wylder
Mr. Consistency, run any build, use any weapon. Gets to move around the map faster than any character thanks to his skill, his art is the best for stagger and his passive is basically an extra life.

>Executor
while his skill unfortunately isnt optimal to use in most places in a run and his passive is worthless, S scaling in dex and arcane is still too good + his art is basically a "survive for free" button.
>Raider
He has two really unfortunate design choices, the first is his special moveset actually is way worse than the standard and the lingering rock from his art is usually more of a downside than an upside. Because of this he usually ends up getting outclassed by Wylder since due to low dex and his moveset the only way he actually will outDPS Wylder in is power-stanced colossal weapons or UGSs. However in this role he's extremely competent and his high health and poise make him the most unga character.
>Duchess
I used to think less of her but she actually gets a lot of build options with mixed dex/int scaling and her enhanced dodge makes up for her low health especially if you pick up the enhanced dodge buff, she can basically mash her way out of damage at that point. Probably the worst Art in the game but her skill is crazy good especially with a team where someone has a broken weapon art like from Mogh's spear.

cont.

>>530704193
>better
you answered your own question

ty friends I have now completed the base game.
Never beat Super Adel but I want to get through my backlog of other games lol.
I didn't get the Terra Magica and Comet Azur combo I'd have liked but Rancorcall and Stars of Ruin are solid and still great spells for restoring FP quickly.

>>530704174
very nice!

>>530703625
That's just executor. The weapons he uses have no stagger or stance-break and he has no poise despite being KNIGHT in ARMOR.
It's common to see them dead the instant they fail their ding-ding-deflecto mode as they try to solo something in a trios lobby.

>art
>skill
>ability
these are far too generic and interchangeable

>>530703295
>making my build
To fight what? ER barely had a real endgame before the DLC, and SoTE makes you collect fragments for hours if you don't want to play an ultra sweat 1 hit kill mode where your build doesn't matter. The big problem for me is that all builds are just variations of doing big damage and/or big posture damage. Spirit summons are the closest thing to lateral combat mechanics but bosses aren't even designed to be able to fight them and the player at the same time.

>>530703026
Normalfags have issues fighting Margit at level 10.
In what kind of made up scenario you can skip anything and go to Caelid and Liurnia (where there's snipers btw)?
And skip them to do what? Miss on loot and kill rewards?

Who else is a Duchess main...

Is anyone else here crashing out IRL or just me?

>>530704304
I'm sure he will as a gameplay thing but anons are right that it won't make sense to everdark him based on how that works.
Instead of everdark, do something that explains where he gets those weapons as they all look unique.

>>530704308
This is just a tierlist of how low their skill floor is. git gud

>>530704308
>cont.
pls dont..

>>530704308
>ironeye at the top

>join pub
>one immediately goes to a gaol
>i ping a camp
>go to camp
>the third player doesn't know what the fuck to do so they do nothing
>one who opens a gaol dies
>third goes to save them, doesn't make it, dies
>leave game

lol

>>530704431
Falseflagging subhuman retard

>>530704487
>and yet you are not my gf (bf)
I'm reporting you to fromsoftware

>>530704174
Goodness, that bar is huge, fellow sister main. How'd it get so big? Is that the increased after ever rise FP thing?

>>530704487
She's my most played character but recently I found the Revenant more fun...

>>530704308
duchess is garbage compared to recluse

>>530704308
upvoted, mind if i use your post as the script for my next YouTube ALL NIGHTFARERS RANKED BEST TO WORST (UPDATED TO 1.0.4 PATCH) algo slop

>>530704029
>made one low effort shitpost late at night from my phone
>just opened the thread again rn
>first thing I see is it living rent free in this anons head
im fucking dying rn

>>530704786
good idea I'm gonna steal it

>>530704585
who left the game?

>>530704741
>duchess is garbage compared to recluse
no fucking way

>>530704501
Kinda but I'm riding it out and keeping the faith
Lot of dread in everybody I see's eyes

>dutchess
>revanant

>>530704806

>>530704487
Can't really play anything else
I like every combination of weapon I get with her.

>starting inflicts blood loss
does that even do anything for executor?

>>530704505
I want them to do something completely off the wall. Like turning his final phase into a horror game.

>>530705104
probably gives you extra bleed buildup

>>530704308
>make tier list
>hob back into reality and join game
>Ironeye is constantly dead because joe the blackout drunk alcoholic is on him
>Wylder is constantly dead because bill is high off his fucking ass
>Guardian is carrying because chang is high on adderall and modded in relics
there is zero point in a fucking tier list, you either perform or you don't and maybe you hackerman 5000

>>530704431
Nothing of what you said is correct

>>530705104
No. If you try and take it you'll see it grey'd out. Because the starting katana already has inherent bleed.

>>530704326
ty ty
>>530704718
i play wylder and executor more than everything but it was the rise thing yeah, i think it's a flat % boost so it starts raising exponentially. that was with 3 rises released iirc

>>530705169
I liked anons idea of him splitting into 3 and forcing 3 1v1s against the team.

>>530704308
Ironeye and Raider are glue that can hold any team together, no universe where Raider is that low and Ironeye gets his own tier. Sorry buy you're owned

>>530704029
For the love of god swap the yellow out for caligos relic

>>530702209
So someone actually block me eh. I wonder why.

>>530705314
Ehh thats just retreading the 3dog gimmick

>>530705354
Fuck Ironeye. I meant Wylder and Raider

I play exe because deflecting makes me feel good. It's the only thing I know for real. Sorry.

>>530705447
fuck ironeye and wylder I want three raiders

>>530705709
i guess you could say it's a rule of your nature...

How can Recluse and Revenant get staggers?

>>530704308
>Recluse
Ms. Inconsistency. She can do more damage than the rest of your team combined or she can be an active liability depending on your spell and element RNG. If your teammates bring Holy it can be especially frustrating since you end up getting the buffs for your cocktail a lot instead of the better damaging spells. She really also needs aggro peeled from her to do her best, if she doesnt she usually gets stuck with a really linear playstyle and absolutely has to have a spell like Glintstone Pebble or Carian Slicer at a reasonable level to do competitive damage. However with the right support and luck she gets to spam broken spells like Great Moon.
>Revenant
She has some really good attributes, Sebastian especially is incredibly good, and its not hard to get good incantations with her because of how common seals are. However there's only like, 3 weapons that scale mostly with faith so getting a decent melee weapon with her is rare and you're usually stuck upgrading the default claws. She also has low HP and doesn't have anything to help make up for it other than her summons like how Duchess does with her dodge, however she does get a Nuke + Revive for an art. Not bad by any means.

>Guardian
Worst in the game unquestionably, he's designed to be a tank but he needs to stack buffs to function in that role since your stamina in this game is limited leaving you no stamina for actually attacking. He has the worst offensive stats in the game. His skill is completely useless against anything that doesnt stagger to it which is most bosses in the game, and on top of all of this his unique roll is worse than base Elden Ring fatrolling. He does have a genuinely very good unique Halberd moveset and his Ult is an instant revive, and sometimes he can clutch up a run by reviving two 3-barred teammates. I don't think his intended role is that bad because guard counters are actually pretty good, but he needs better damaging stats and less disadvantages.

>land
>level 2
>hit evergoal
>kill it super fast
>now can fast clear everything

I love it.
Anyone who doesn’t do this gets their game trolled. No exceptions.

>>530705436
everdark dog, will be 6 dogs.

>>530705975
based. reminder that erg is pro-gaolmaxxing and complaining about the "gaol meta" is reddit

>>530704529
too bad
>>530704506
if that were true Raider would be #1 in the game
>>530705354
How is raider being #4 in the game low
>>530705201
I don't really see the point of this post obviously player skill matters more and any character can win, but some characters just have an objectively easier time winning runs than others. Its interesting to talk about but it shouldn't inform who you play if you like the character.

They should add bed of chaos to the game

People who play guardian are literally playing a Jeet
He’s so jeety, several voice actors are trying to scam their way into claiming the role on imb-database.

Biggest buff?
>change his VA

>>530705905
some incants do stance damage
i've noticed godslayer flame appears to stagger on ocassion
the incant where you throw a giant boulder at things is probably also high stance damage

>>530705436
The way anon described it is the arena would be split into 3 parts to force the 1v1 so it wouldn't be like 3dog.

>>530705975
>Play the actual game
>lv2 gaol always go smooth, huge earlygame level spike especially if its a purple boss, most of your circle 1 is usually spent trying to get to a good level for castle anyway
>come to /erg/
>UMMM SWEETIE IF YOU PING GAOLS IM DISCONNECTING STOP WATCHING LE HECKIN YOUTUBE VIDEOS
seriously people here are such whiney babies. I'm pretty sure I've had several smooth Godskin Duo Lv2's at this point and I love flexing my fatboy parries as Wylder

>>530706236
>he doesn't know
Bring the Cord's End to the armament forge at the bottom of crater. You're welcome

>>530704174
revenants around the world are starving for fp and everyone here is gloating with their bars

>>530706215
>if that were true Raider would be #1 in the game
NTA but apparently fucking asmongold's retarded ass failed as Raider and and then immediately R1'ed through the game as Ironeye.

>>530706282
lol brony

and im bored already of these bosses..

>>530706401
Never had it with crater. This smells like bs but I'll take your word for it.

>>530693295
>gaping, cavernous pussy from repeated use with large cocks
>puffy uterus entrance
>annoyed, bratty look
She's fucking perfect. Would eat her pussy out for hours on end.

>>530703443
quote a single post from the archive where he calls others bad

>>530704308
you were close

>>530704487
Meeeeeeeeee. She's just so perfect. I'm nearing 100 games with her.
>Cute
>Cool
>Fun
>Her dodge lets me not only live during Nightlord fights, but lets me save runs when I'm last alive, like I just saved a run with a cute couple duo last night thanks to her dodging, they were both down and I looked so cool during giga Adel dodging everything with like 2% hp left and getting the bf up and while he rescued her I finished off Adel
>Restage is the most fun and best ability in the game, it's literally an ultimate every 7 seconds or whatever the cooldown is
>Spamming spells, weapon arts and gremlin stabbing is my favorite gameplay

Revenant is my second favorite, she's so fun and cute and I love love summons. I just don't play her as much because I can't survive as much on her during the nightlord fights and I don't want to embarrass myself with pubbies lol. Also this is my latest Duchess build. I change it up constantly trying to find the "just right perfect" build and I never actually settle on one. Pretty much like every day I'm like, "Well what if I did some chill mist invisible gameplay stealthing?" and then I hate it and then I'm like, "Well what if I stacked stamina on hit twice so I can spam dagger chains?" and it's great and I love it, but then I find myself getting weapon arts and spells that I spam more than dagger and then the whole build feels wasted and it's like no no no no I have to start over now.

I am a revenant that will soon queue up erg pc, be warned.

ggs reclue exe
smooth jaws run

Just got to the 3-headed boss with my friend for the first time and jobbed to him, but fuck, the game's so much fun. Too bad I need to have different saves when playing duo with friend and when playing in queue

>>530693295
sauce?

>>530706421
speak for yourself lmao

I wish I was a NEET like Yys and Mush so I could play all day orz

>>530706421
my bad

>>530707097
small doll big...fp bar

>>530707175
I just got home from doing stuff and showering..

>>530707005
those deaths at the beginning were pretty embarassing lol, I forgot how squishy executor is

>>530707012
>Too bad I need to have different saves when playing duo with friend and when playing in queue
Why?..

>>530706963
Swap duchess and executor and move rev down a tier, then it's actually, unironically accurate
Duchess can do everything executor does but better, has more FP for weapon skills and has additional spellcasting options. Her improved dodge > le sekiro man mode.
Rev won't ever be above C tier until she's not completely reliant starting with an actual offensive option(bell, hoarfrost), getting "just the right seal" and begging starlight shards from her team.

>>530707562
>begging starlight shards from her team.
fake news / user problem

>>530705975
all fun and games until death rite bird pops out of that evergaol

>>530707415
I jobbed to one of the giants in the cathedral at level 1 on duchess dont worry about it anon

>>530707409
Was that "thing" a job?

>>530707774
based!

>>530707720
no it was werking out, I'm not a neet though, my work is just sporadic

>>530707774
Yep!

>>530707562
Revenant is quite fine, your assessment is way too low, people in general just haven't played enough
My friend plays revenant and he's consistently full of starlight shards, good sealsl, and rarely dying even without my help

>>530707867
is it true mush is your bf

>>530707472
probably seamless coop, but he could change it to use the same savefile on both, that's probably not gonna get him banned

>>530707867
I WFH a lot but unfortunately it's not breezey enough for me to end multiple hours early or get runs in during the day

>>530707774
Revenant will never be a real girl.
It is Furniture tier

>>530707990
who the heck said that?
gacha dailies done... time to forcefully acquire carries

>>530707472
Afaik, the game can't be played in duo, so we use a mod and it's a different save file entirely

>>530708227
shmeamless does that by default on all games. could probably merge them if you want

>>530707972
Now tell him to take all his relics off, and you play a lower damage class like guardian and see how the match goes when he has no starting damage option, no mass FP reserve, and he actually has to do damage over a longer period of time.

>coudln't save a webm from that fulghor fight

>>530708173
yeah, I can't really divulge much about my work cause it's done mostly under an understanding to not share details, but it's very like, manage a bunch of small things then I have to borderline disappear for 80+ hours in a single week periodically to meet deadlines
a lot of the small things I can just do between queues or short 30-60 minute breaks tho

>>530708194
mush said that

>>530708351
well, of course I do no-hit punch only on all my games, it's what Miyazaki intended after all
I even have a rig that crushes my balls whenever we get defeated, sadly it hasn't gone off yet...

>>530708556
you know.. I should've expected that

>erg making multiple different class tier lists
>every single class getting thrown into different tier ranks but one
>all of erg is in agreement that Guardian is D

>>530708705
lol mindbroken still

>>530708584
>no relics Rev is like doing a no-hit, no weapons run
I rest my case.

>>530708351
>Now tell him to take all his relics off
how about you take all weapons off your main and do fists only?

>>530704901
me nigga

How come Star Fists barely ever spawn for me and when they do they aren't even the bosses weakness or have a shit skill?

>>530708824
>>530708809
lmao

>>530708809
you sound like the type of faggot to cry over summons being used

>>530702486
Everyone knows how to use inspect element moron

>>530705905
gravity magic + stone incants, like this nigga said
>>530706327

>>530708520
How much government help do you get?

>>530709085
Can you guys chill with the n word? you're white

>>530708351
rev does pretty good damage without any relics
I don't run any FP up on my glass cannon setups and sometimes I get (0) incants related to the glass until later, so I'm effectively running 0 relics except for buff teammates and I still blow stuff up
>>530709104
government help? what's that

wth was that, I just got dc'd after character select

>That ending
kek
gg anyways m8ies

>>530706963
Charged R2 birdchads need a second opinion ...

>>530708797
kek I think its funny and true
>have guardian fiveish games ago
>start to notice things are taking longer to kill
>get to astel in the city
>blue coming in
>we fight astel in the blue through all six healing potions
>im a raider using Prayerful Strike to keep our asses up
>picked up two starlight shards earlier on and use both of those too
>we finally kill it after fighting it for like 10minutes at lvl13 or lvl14
>get the legendary
>we start to run out of the astrel room
>we all three day at the same time because we sat in the blue until it instantly kills you
The run was clean to be fair but god sis astel and bugs take a fucking hour to kill

>>530709215
holy cute!

>>530705905
comet,Ancient rancorcall, Gavel, Carian piercer/greatsword, and any Gravity sorceries.

Hey guys I just bought Elden Ring on the Steam Summer Sale however when I attempt to launch it the screen goes black, then my monitor periodically loses connection and I can't do anything. The screen will periodically come back where I can see the main menu and I can even attempt to change the settings before it cuts out again. If I leave it like this for a while it sometimes eventually minimizes the game. Sometimes this persists even after I exit the game. I've tried a number of things to no avail, I believe it is a software glitch/issue. I have a 5070ti, haven't had any issues with any other games including more demanding ones such as Black Myth Wukong. Any idea what it could be and how to fix it?

Do I get extra credit for beating rerun Everdarks?
If not, I'm not gonna bother

Mush raped me

erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEW POSTER ADDED)
>S tier
varreslut
>A tier
nyeko knyaight
gemmy
>B tier
lero sister
zullie
sycjs
miquella goonette
>C tier
yys
nora kisaragi
gemmy clone
rellana roleplayer
>D tier
madison
neko clone
signalisposter

>>530709776
>No Wylder Wives
>No Duchess Sluts

>>530709519
re-install GPU drivers, verify game integrity, re-install game, check after each to see if it works and in that order.
I have also heard lots of bitching about Elden Ring from ultra-wide monitor owners, maybe something with that?

>>530709519
When you downloaded wukong, Chang slipped a virus onto your system that makes you unable to play games from glorious nippon.

>>530709776
isnt being lower better?

>>530709776
good and factual list

why are duchess and wylder like this? raider is the smartest one
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QzxKRlKrZg4

>Get to Leyndell sewers
>Sewer labyrinth, go up and down constant
>Map is from eyebird view so no guiding there

Lmao, this fucking game is so unfinished. Feels like ds1 lava area all over

>>530710226
Do you easily get lost?
How do you find home after school?

>>530710564
yes
my dad come get me

>>530710184
The surprising part is that Morgott actually died and didn't just teleport back up

>>530710184
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QzxKRlKrZg4
>FELL omen
>great boss FELLED
he sure did

>>530711330

waiting 1/3 pc all bosses...

>>530711330
Put Recluse's butthole shade between Wylder and Duchess.
saw a pic where her private parts were pink and that was hot.

>>530711506
niggerg?

>>530711506
whats ur pw

>>530711632
I went with erg, but I could switch after this, now 2/3

>>530710226
none of the dungeons in ER have maps, this isn't elder scrolls. map is for overworld navigation + sites of grace selection only. even the "maps" of places like Stormveil etc don't have sufficient detail for actual navigation

>>530711506
if the concern was that randoms would be leaching off erg for free wins, that's bullshit. Nobody's queuing erg (at lunch time burger hours)

>>530707003
was this the revenant in the fulghor run with duchess & exe?
ggs if yes!!

>>530712258
Yeh the whole thing was pretty retarded and only idiots with no foresight bought into it

check this shit out, u jelly?

>>530693295
why are none of the image searchers giving any real hits

Why does Guardian want to breed Wylder?

>>530712757
guardian = tranny confirmed???

>>530712757
actually he wants Wylder to dominate him

>>530712629
thats some sweet 550 murk right there

So if I'll use the group password I'll match up only with people in it? I'm new, but I want to play with fellow anons

>>530709876
None of these worked, after more angry contemplation and brooding I think I might have accidentally clicked no during initial setup for Easy Anti-Cheat where that and Steam ask permission to make changes to your comp but surly this would have been resolved with a fresh install yes? Also my monitor is big but not an ultra wide
>>530709949
This sounds more and more likely as time goes on

>>530713120
yes, just enter the password and then queue up as you would normally and it will find other people using that password

>>530713120
Our fellow anons are mentally ill but yes, that's what the first password does.

>>530713120
Yes, correct.

If you use erg, you have a chance to be paired up with redditors, discorders and fextra fags.

If you use niggerg, you only get matched with other anons.

>>530712361
I wasn't sorry!
glad you had a good game tho
>>530713120
where it has one password being asked for, the field of 5 passwords is for seeing phantoms/dead body loot

>>530713120
use the ''niggerg'' password if you want to play with straight white men and use ''erg'' if you want to play with /v/ discord xisters

>>530703398
Nothing more pathetic than a Nightreign lorefag. They literally said it’s an alternate universe “what if” scenario. They can do whatever the fuck they want and you’re delusional if you think they’ll do a hard mode for every other boss except the final one.

>>530703838
For what purpose?

>>530713120
note that niggerg often has 30+ minute wait times before you get a match

>>530711506
I don't play with nekotrannies

>>530713715
That isn't true

>use Alluring pot at the azula beastmen gaol to clump them up
>they just ignore it
why did they add this item

>>530699227
>3 initial standard attack with all that meta shit
lole

>>530713864
I've literally been waiting 30+ minutes for a single match on it right now

>>530699473
lmao

>play with erg last few weeks
>level 15 every time
>play with erg this week
>level 10-12 and the reatards want to spend all day 1 killing a desu bird
What happun

gg rev and guardian. i was being too greedy and trying to get status procs off before he did his rain of arrows, very sloppy

>>530713635
Because it's fun?

>>530713956
I get matches in a few minutes, you should probably try the reloading trick where you throw yourself off the cliff then requeue

gaming! that was a fun fulgh
>>530713956
might want to try jumping in the water and queuing again, queuing can break sometimes period

2/3 PC all bosses "erg"

>>530704308
>executor A

ggs executie & recluse

>>530704308
theres no way executor is above rec. thats actually retarded

>>530713880
not a beast

>killed all the bosses
>still have no idea what im doing
how do i play revenant? should i be in melee rage at all?

>>530712703
it's slop

>>530713956
Are you on PlayStation? Serious question, I get games with niggerg after a few minutes

>>530714520
ya
melee range a lot to incant and do more damage, learn enemy movesets
some incants being at ranged is fine enough

Do I also have to pick every boss if I want to get in game with people who queue for all. There are some I don't want to do

Do I start gambling or keep hoarding

>>530714395
beastlure pot is something entirely different (and equally useless)

>>530713120
don't do anon these are all racist incels.

>>530714779
na, you're the one who decides what they get though if 3 people queue all bosses then it'll randomly pick one for them

+1 everdarks erg pc

>>530714965
Meant for >>530714889

>>530703295
Idk to me this just turns every playthrough into a chore because you spend the first hours just running around out of order unless you want to be doing the exact same weapons

>>530714105
yys would mush be jelly if i kissed you

>>530714395
at least it works on beastmen thoeverbeitntly

>>530705968
>If your teammates bring Holy it can be especially frustrating since you end up getting the buffs for your cocktail a lot instead of the better damaging spells
When comes to actually fighting bosses the buffs are the best cocktails because your damaging cocktails take forever to cast and don’t do nearly enough damage as just spamming your best staff spell. The infinite magicka cocktail is incredible if you get can get meteorite or comet azur, and still great even if you can’t. The health buff, defense buff, and even the ice shield are also really good. Your gravity bomb is useless for anything that’s not a group of mooks, good luck ever hitting the lighting stake, and I almost forgot to mention the breath one, I try to avoid getting that one.

>>530715342
meant 4 >>530714908

>>530715345
Don't forget that holy+fire+magic not only does damage but also heals your teammates, and holy+fire+lightning straight up fucks

>>530714889
In my experience even if I pick heolster or libra in my lineup it still pushes me into whatever ES is currently active (if I have them also selected) because everyone is still grinding sigils ig

how do you respond without sounding mad

YOU
yes YOU
queue up
Please

>>530714903
Gamble nigger and show us how you got nothing

>>530715207
I dunnyo, have to ask him
>>530715713
I slipped into bed but I will get out..

>>530715702
>travel through this hallway and gain a purple weapon
horrible!!!

>Baron relic talks about him going crazy from hunger
>Everdark version spazes out and teleports all over the place
>champion relic talks about Fulghors arm and how he was backstabbed
>everdark gets the arm back and the only safe spot from his light saber directly behind him
>Bug relic talks about them being desperate for survival
>Everdark power is constantly resurrecting
I cracked the code.
Everdark Gladius is going bring in the man from his backstory. The rest, I have no fucking clue.

>>530714903
hoarding is autism, its fine to hoard but just do know that its autism

doll sex

>>530716083
true!

>>530715713
I only play with randoms, sorry sweetie

welp, i haven't played around with my relics in a while, so time to spend 30 minutes selling all of the dogshit i've accumulated

>>530715713
1/3... what was it all for...

>>530716083
this desu

>>530715702
I'm proud of them for pinging at all. Though I shant be helping them toil in the mines.

>>530710226
>this fucking maze is bullshit they clearly didn’t finish this maze properly I’m getting too damn lost in it why isn’t there a map for this maze so I don’t get lost

>>530715713
password?
skin color?
tier?

thanks reddit

>>530710226
>another person trolled by Leydell Catacombs
hehe

>>530702989
SIMULTANEOUS BOSSES DLC IS LIVE!!
SIMULTANEOUS BOSSES DLC IS LIVE!!

>>530716489
>fulghor shoots a superarrow into the eye of the storm that enchants it with holy damage

>>530716489
Wow that is some truly dogshit ai

>>530715854
>Libra is all about equality and equanimity
>but he is still a big monster, with all his hexes he was no matched for Nightfarers
>and so, this should be corrected, the Nightfarers should fight someone of an equal frame and stature, to meet their measure
>the Night's reach is long and wide, pulling shapes from other realities...
>and there can only be one . . .

wtf dude...

>>530714085
How is it fun to see the exact same post every thread?

>>530716610
1v3 isnt equal. And his deals arent equal either, he isnt about that at all. This is just headcanon because you hyperfixated on his name.

>>530716605
>>530716489
>Miyazaki gets Jason Mamoa for DLC
>4chins act like ungrateful fuckers

>>530716771
Jeez lmao it was just a shitty joke
Anyways his deal usually benefit you more than hurt you

>>530713956
I love how people complain about not finding matches with the password but they never post in the thread what platform they’re on, what boss they’re queuing for, and what shifting earth they have. Whenever I do that I get a match within 3 minutes tops.

>>530716610
Fuck that nigger, Maldron right? Think he killed me the most in the dlc.

>>530703838
Yes and its the worst. Its just the most autistic people here tied to their habits and routine like autists are. Its just white noise, background bullshit, and those retards will never have the social awareness to realize it.

>>530715854
>Everdark Gladius is going bring in the man from his backstory.
You might actually be onto something. Like fighting Artorias and Sif at the same time.

>>530715713
no thanks

>>530716762
>>530716927
I don't like how many normies are here. It feels wrong.

ggs, margit basement gank was interesting

>>530716983
who is the hunter
WHO IS THE HUNTER

>>530716870
Yes, that's why they're not equal.

GG stands for Golly Gooperation
>>530717029
That was confusing but also quick

>>530717019
I've been here longer than you. You're just annoying.

>red

I'm reminded how much better a fight adel was than the other everdarks. He completely changes the fight while fulgor barely changes. bugs feel pretty much the same but longer

>>530715854
what are you talking about im stupid

>>530717361
you dont even play her anyways! i see your feet!

>>530717439
I'm testing the Desire Sensor

>>530717421
Adel is also the only fight thats actually harder. The other tow are easier.
That's why a few days ago I changed the OP first line from "Hard mode boss info" to "Everdark boss info", they're literally not hard mode.

>>530717282
If you've been here for 20+ years like I have, then you should be used to it. Used to it enough that you can ignore it if you don't like it. You've grown soft and tired old man.

>>530716489
>Wylder resting a greataxe on his clavicles while doing a sassy strut

>>530715507
Holy+fire+magic is the breath one which like I said really sucks, the damage and healing is pitiful and it locks you into the animation for a few seconds so if you suddenly grab aggro good fucking luck, that’s why I try to avoid getting it. The holy+fire+lightning one is the lightning stake I mentioned and like I said good luck ever hitting that shit, even against groups. Definitely looks cool though. The only good damaging spell is the gravity bomb (magic+fire+lightning) and even then only against groups because it pulls them in.

When I was learning recluse I wrote down names I came up with for each of the cocktail spells in order to help me remember them and their combinations seeing as the developers didn’t give them any names for some reason.

>>530717792
Wow almost like I literally described it as white noise and background bullshit, huh you illiterate sperg

>>530715702
As long as they ping it while we're grouped up I have no issue.
Moreso annoying when they're halfway there after splitting and THEN ping it. Just the most midwit shit ever.

>three recluses intmogging a draconic tree sentinel

>three recluse team
that was actually alot more fun than I expected ggs bros, seems only I got lucky with staffs but we did good anyway

>>530717945
Then why are you still whining and complaining? Normie behavior.

>>530716927
>what are filters

>>530717361
Damn that's pretty good. I don't usually use dagger restage tho

An update on my attempts to get the game to run (even though I should have no problem running it). I disabled fullscreen optimizations and was able to click start game before a window popped up

atieclxx.exe
The exception unknown software exception (0xc000000d) occurred in the application at location 0x00007FFD5340286F. Click on OK to terminate the program

I have a Geforce RTX 5070ti but my CPU is AMD Ryzen 9 9900X, every other game runs fine what could be causing the issues here?

>>530717792
Stockholm Syndrome

>>530717987
>ER invasions

>>530718067
not everyone likes to stew in their own shit like you

>>530703610
It's avatarfagging and against the rules. People like that do it for attention and to have a cheap and easy identity.

>>530716771
He likes equality as a concept at least
>The demon was obsessed with the concepts of impartiality, fairness, and equanimity. For anything to reach a higher plane each side must elevate the other.

>The goat-eyed being gazed into the darkness. If it is true, that the night swallows all, then the night is impartial.

>The night is a thing of fairness, of equanimity. The night is a champion of balance.

>>530717423
The descriptions from the boss relics compared to how their everdark fights work.

>>530718067
>no no you can’t just hate dogshit spam you have to get used to it like I did
Neck yourself at the earliest inconvenience

GG vs pony everyone

>>530718186
>atieclxx.exe
Google says this is some component of AMD GPU drivers, check to see if you have any conflicting drivers maybe

>>530718672
Soft and weak.

>>530703610
idk I've just accepted that approximately 5% minmum of every single /vg/ thread is going to be incomprehensible schizophrenic mental illness that I'll never be able to understand. just filter

>>530718339
>>530718383
>>530718672

What wretched hive created the need for the phrase "melty" and why aren't the people who use it staying there?

GG Revenant Guardian, bit of a shame Caligo skipped it's frozen sky attack, always love that one

>>530717987
ontheground pov

>>530718824
melty is just the modern way of saying "u mad?"
its sharty shit at this point

>>530718754
yeah I should be strong like you and learn to tolerate the things I find obnoxious, it wouldnt be fair to the ritual posters if I didn’t

I'M TIRED OF PINGING
someone please just guide me for once

>>530719009
just name yourself something submissive

>>530719009
>no one pinging anything
>not trying to play group leader or anything, just want us to focus and stay grouped so I try to ping our next destination as soon as we're finished with our current objective
>post-run post our third called me "ping spammer"
you can't win with some people here man.

i never revive randoms when i queue pubs

>>530702907
>>530704304
I did all the Remembrances with everyone. I don't get it. Is Heolstor Recluses son? Or related to Wylder and Duchess in some way? I don't get who the guy is at the end when we give a rune to.

>>530719243
I'll prioritize 1-bar and 2-bar
unless I get a juicy stagger or it's a lowstakes field boss you're basically good as dead to me if you 3-bar

>>530719258
recluse's baby is just a baby that is very very very hungry, and heolstor/the night and it became friends

>>530718186
>amd
You fell for the meme cpu

>>530719009
Just approach it like when you’re playing solo, ping whatever you want to do at the moment just so you can see exactly where it is on the compass and if someone else pings something else then defer to them.

>>530719243
everyone except guardians can get 1-bar from me
2-bar is situational

>>530719009
>no one pinging
>they just decide to follow me for some reason??
>ended lvl 15
all me!

>>530718745
I took a look through the device manager, didn't see anything that stood out. Any idea how to root this out and determine where it came from?

>>530719595
>be guardian
>have fingerprint shield
>have practically -80% damage received
>have 80~% ailment immunity
>purposely get chomped by enhanced jaw so the team has 10ish seconds to just murder him

lmao that shit's so fucking stupid

>>530719410
So her baby is Adel

>>530719704
raping duchess up the ass

>>530719704
>>530719009
Why do a lot of people here not ping anything? Especially annoying when they come back trying to play backseat leader in the postgame complaining about routing

>get amazing rolls
>character bonus for someone I don't play
Ruined.

>>530719243
>>530719543
get back in containment maggot

>>530719865
>Why do a lot of people here not ping anything
Because I don't know who has keys and I'm trying to learn better routes.

>>530719861
I thought so too but no, Adel was originally a dragon

>>530720010
I run a medium relic just like that except the Wylder line on all three casters

>>530720034
?

>>530713120

>>530720010
That shit tho

>Wylder +1 Skill
>Gaol buff
>Phys2

>Lava Ult
>BB Rally
>Fire2/Phys2/Gaol Key start

>Attack up when hit
>Recover stam on hit
>Fire2/Phys2/Gaol Key start

Should I CE this in?

>teammate drops stone key at the very end
>we only unlocked one
>had ample time for another
Why do people do this

>>530720234
go back to dsg lol

>>530720048
If someone has a key and they don’t ping an evergaol that’s on them

>>530720234
Completely unrelated, schizo. But its more confirmation that niggerg is just a shitposting psyop.

>>530720389
>its le falseflag

good lord
Sorry to put you two through that Recluse and Wylder

I unironically never knew the supernova slam was an attack. I was trying to be cool by dodging the point blank pulse wave

>>530720048
If someone get's a key they should drop+ping the key and/or ping a gaol. Otherwise you're playing with the infamous key burgular of /erg/

>>530718824
>>530718932
transgirls use it

>>530720428
kek

>>530719784
>be wylder
>have guardian on team
>buy fingerprint shield
>2hand it
>guardian visibly upset
>go to noklateo
>powerstance

>>530717750
I wouldnt say they're easier, but the difficulty ramp isn't particularly crazy.
Also Adel is mostly harder because he is just a huge chunk of damage + area denial. His moveset itself is pretty basic and barely changes.

>>530720428
>its not a webm of me fucking up
phew

>>530720435
Did you just figure this out?

whoever lied and said you can ping an item in someones equipment inventory your moms a ho

I got so unlucky at the end there fucking stray lightning into the tornadao chipping away at the last of my hp, I feel like sixth sense didn't trigger either.

>>530720428
This is why we use the heal relic lads

>>530720010
>>530720172
>>530720243
if you dont use the follow up attack for wylder you are throwing and are griefing

oh yeah everyone's back to using the erg password now lol

>>530720514
good post

>>530720683
half the time i'm not even using a greatsword

>>530720476
No worries, I didn't play perfectly either

>>530720514
wheeze
if you have enough DR you can repeatedly, purposely, get chomped by enh jaw so your team has free damage. it barely hurts you, so it's just F R E E

if only shielding in front of others would actually shield them

>>530720073
>>530719861
>>530719410
>>530719258
I believe Heolstor is a compound entity formed from the despair of the nameless jobber (who alone already beckoned the Night) as well as the Gnawling's eternal hunger.

>>530720684
>we did it xisters! we beat the hecking r*cist n*zi chuddies!

>>530719861
>>530720915
my understanding is that recluse's baby makes adel look like a picky eater in comparison
perhaps the "night" that closes in is the baby or the baby's hunger
maybe related, but both heolstor's lore and the baby's lore seem to reference a large fight or skirmish between armies that was extremely one sided
maybe the baby is what wiped out the army heolstor was a part of, and then maybe heolstor's "rain" was what was mentioned as the baby, after wiping out that army, turning on the other army and wiping them out, too

>>530720683
but the followup is not as good as max fp on rise and fp doesn't matter on wylder, it's a passably good relic for Wylder but it's so much better for casters

>>530718824
Probably one of scum and villainy

>>530720476
We still got it and that was a pretty bad play on my part too

>>530720595
>more confirmation
>more
>diD yOu JuSt fiGuRE tHaT oUt????

>3/3
>connection error
Does that mean somebody I blocked is in the queue?

>>530720848
cute

2/3 niggerg
get in here niggers

>>530718824
meltdown has been a phrase forever. would you prefer "crashout" as the fatherless niglets say?

>>530720683
Why the fuck would you limit yourself to greatswords when the main appeal of Wylder is that he can use any melee weapon?

>>530720428
deathrite bird continues to be an absolute menace

>>530721129
Unblock me
I'm sorry. I won't do it again

/erg/ how do I unlock the vendor that allows me to pick which shifting earth I want?

>>530721204
I only have Sneedger blocked

>>530721286
beat an everdark sovereign

>>530721151
matched!

>>530721286
beat one of the everdarks

>>530720969
We're all gonna look stupid when Gnawling is gonna be a DLC boss that does deathblight to accompany bosses that do Bleed (no Adel doesn't count), Rot and Albinauric No-Heal-Allowed Status

>>530720961
This but unironically

>>530721319
That's me
I haven't been cheating any more, please, I'm sorry. I want to play with my friends again

>>530721459
>the ergtroon reveals his final form

very cinematic stagger at 1% hp
nice run ggs

>>530721459
based

>>530721691
Somber weapon look so cool buffed, same with bows

1/3 pc erg 2x everdark + heolstor (rotted woods)

>parry 4 attacks in a row
>take no damage
>but crucible knight never actually reacts and keeps attacking
this is some shitty networking/connectivity issue, isn't it
please fix your netcode, fromsoft

2/3

>>530721805
being able to put bloodflame blade or black flame on a bow with barrage is something I desperately want in ER now

>>530721823
yea happens to me sometimes

>>530721823
>expecting a true crucible knight to flinch at a failure with a stick struggling desperately to barely deflect his attacks
kek

executor's ult should've been to turn into a giga crucible knight that gets a super katana

>>530722349
I'm not talking executor, I mean my actual parry shield

>>530722439
just make roaring at like a deflect

I love stroking my dick to Miquella, Miquella is the only acceptable wife, the fact that you guys decided to move on to that new chick just show how fake you are, I've been gooning to Miquella for 6 hours straight, I've come 17 times

I take that back, I love you guys, can we kiss each other and then get married

>>530722830
this but marika

PSN?

>>530722830
what new chick

>>530723004
what the fuck are you talking about

>>530722830
Show

ggs, that deathbird was a real bitch

>>530723149
is it your time of the month again?

>>530723406
oh hey look it's the discordtroon duo again

>>530723406
>lvl 13
LOL

>>530721691
>censoring names
GAY

q up niggers

>>530723406
That was a rough run, that deathbird would go way easier if I didn't cuck myself out of a level beforehand
GG

ggs faraam wyld & leonhardt ironeye
that run was exhilarating lmao

>>530723547
Who?

>>530723406
>level 12-13 with rotted woods on
>11 revives
KEKAROO!

>>530723782
Day 1 ending was a complete fucking shitshow, but autism prevails in the end

>>530723087
A guy on PSN just quit during day 2, don't want to go again

>>530720234
Wasn't it niggerg people posting paragraph after paragraph about how fextralife ruined their lives and we now gotta use niggerg otherwise fextralife is going to get them?

>>530693812
Mad because no one believes your head canon

why do these loretubers get so confused by outer gods?
the night is the night
the greater will is the stars
the rot is the rot
the moon is the moon

they are literally forces of nature, like the sea or the wind or the sun for us
their strength can be held by people through various means

saying you want to be free from the greater will influence, or the moon, or the rot, or the night, quite literally means creating a world where that element is absent
like if we wanted to get rid of the sea, the sun, the wind
it'll obviously try to "force" its way back in, but not because it has a will
it's just a force of nature, like gravity. it just is, it's just there

>>530723595
yeah it was a bit rocky, we wiped to a field boss death bird and the fucking wolf field boss wasted a ton of our time by jumping around more than i think i've ever seen. i also made a libra deal and immediately regretted. nightlord went down fast tho so whatever

>>530705968
Just charged r2 holy shit its not that hard you fuckin lamers ...

>>530723946
they posted what the girl said. it's that simple.