>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>530812147
Just got back from my workout, going to shower and then get on erg, all bosses, pc.
2/3 pc erg 2x everdark + heolstor
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Nth for Wyldeye just being bros in arms and all
revenant
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Revenant's true form
>>530848609NTA but don't say that
>>530849409beautiful
very nice
I don't really get how the mods allow this thread to continue when we already have other erg threads, is this normal?
>>530849690nta and here to say yes, why not? Time to ruin some randos expeditions with delayed reaction time
picking guardian was a mistake
sorry bros
>>530849409>>530849759Well, it's time for me to masturbate before posting more.
>>530850248Not really, just got unlucky with the lightning on furry mode
Whenever I see Rev I imagine she's actually some Miquella/Gwyndolyn style femboy and there's an adorable little cock under that dress. I have no basis for this and I dont bring it up because I dont want the lorelets to shitpost for hours, but I cant help it. I can only imagine Rev as a femboy.
>>530850384holy trvke nvke
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i don't really know how you essentially leaped 500ft into the air and landed in the eye of the dipshit's cyclone but i guess it worked
>>530850341I got grabbed x2 cos of the low distance roll
close one
>>530850035Its funny when people pick up self destructive habits like that
>>530850451Does the doll cock have doll joints too?
>>530850451its cause youre a mentally ill trannoid
>>530850635nah, just never seen it done or knew the jumps were there.
PSN ergies:
Please carry a terrible executor through my first purple win. Queuing them both
1/3
>>530850771It has a pop-on joint at the base but it feels soft and fleshy in my mouth.
>>530850804Nope, just a chaser.
sorry devil knight i'm not playing with a cheater
>>530851003prove it bitch
>>530851226idk I'm not playing
I just like interjecting every now and then
>>530851003I knew someone with the heinous RACIST name k***ht was a cheater. Thankfully his name is censored so it can't harm anyone else. What a filthy racist pig, I blocked him because the racist word in his name scared me and I'm glad I did also knowing he's a cheater
Thanks 'cordsis! and Thanks threadmaker for taking the scary word away.
>>530851346not him u absolute mongloid the other person in the group
seek help
>>530851346No need to throw a hissy
nigthrein youtube content has literally just become "this relic says it improves thrusting attacks, but actually it improves sexual performance"
>>530851003i can tell you got queued with sneedger considering this post
>>530851346really should've blocked him in advance
dogshit revenant/wylder duo
>>530851415DISGUSTING!!! Were you actually gonna play with that racist? sister,. don't you know how much we suffered just to get rid of that racist password!? Don't give them an inch!
>>530852232Hmmm
Not particularly funny but I guess it's okay
>>530850904I will be playing later, getting food now...
anyone else see a bizarre behavior pattern with rando executors refusing to grab anything that's not a katana in everdark queues?
>>530852947no need to since i got my trusty katana with poison bleed and frost
>>530850651stop being mean to people
Anon who's drinking to keep the voices at bay, have some hugs.
>>530853162It's not mean, it's funny, imagine someone throwing their life down the drain just because of a short-lived whim that they'll obviously regret layer, and not because they were forced to, but just choosing to keep coming back to it
any tips for death rite bird, as bird? Cunt absolutely shreds through the shield like it's nothing
>>530853656Hit him with Holy, don't even bother trying to block his non physical attacks
>>530853656Be high level so you dont get one shot
>>530853656Aim for the head with holy dmg if possible.
watch your step the floor is ghostflame.
>>530853487that's not funny
>>530853989What is it then?
>>530853656Order's Blade or Litany of Proper Death will absolutely shred it.
>>530854116sad, tragic, unfortunate
I have never once managed to dodge the deathrite bird attack where he flies into the air then shoots the like expanding circles of spears
>>530854230It can be both, and it is, it's funny and deserved
>>530854285you can run at 100mph
Just got back from my 12 hour shift at the warehouse, going to smoke a couple joints and then get on erg, all bosses, pc.
>>530854413you're a bad person, keep cutting yourself
>>530854570Is that like something that turns into a house under moonlight?
>>530854471Human trafficking?
give me grafted gs after ur done farming stats with it BAKA i even offered you marika's with the same passive
>>530854570Human trafficking?
Ancient Dragon >>> Omega Adel
Gg /erg/ anons Duchess and Wylder lol
>>530854605They had a parent with substance abuse problems and project their resentment on other people doing the same thing
why do people have 500 hours already
PSBros, I messed up and started the match with no relics, so I was doing mediocre damage. That was an awful run in general.
I'm queueing again.
>>530854605None of that would effect what I said
>>530854827It didn't really matter desu wanted to duplicate it to give it to you but then we wouldn't have killed the Noklateo Dragonkin soldier and at most got like 5 stacks of it
>>530848998Didn’t ask. I’m about to go to the gym too though.
>Duchess drops a starlight shards and pings it
>buy one from the shop for her
>she claps
Didn't Fancy Spin/10, but it was a gg anyways
>>530854893What resentment?
>>530855268sorry birdbro i didnt have it....
I'll do the dance next time.........
>>530850451You are gay. Cunny >>>> little boy penis. Get help.
>>530851346So true xister!
>>530851452I assume that means its time to stop playing
>>530853482Shut up bitch
>>530850451executor, kill this fujo
>>530855418See you next time
>>530855539That's not what Fujo means
>>530855501>Shut up bitchMake me fuck boy. Now show me them uneven saggers.
>>530851003why did you leave? is devil knight a cheater
>>530854570>junkoid works at a shitty minimum wage back breaking jobReality writes itself.
>>530854902Virginity. Lack of social life. Etc.
>>530851452funny and good post
>>530855547see you!
do you play birb only?
hey erg fellow ergie here me an ‘uck just going to yem yem it up erm meant to say play coop what is the passie is we using the r*cist one or
>>530855734fujoshi a failed woman who flicks off to gay porn
i guess you could just be a fag but that's boring
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lol gg boss died in like 20 seconds
libra should be immune to all stance damage, that was boring
>>530852867You know what? I should probably do the same
>hit five evergaols
>still do shit damage
None of this means anything if you get shit drops...
can we please all agree on one password
>>530855970It pretty much always specifically refers to two characters together, just 1 boy isn't yaoi that doesn't work or make any sense, it'd be 2 men shipped together
>>530856006*jumps at the boss*
>>530856114erg is the only password.
>>530856114we did agree on one password and we're using it.
Everything you've seen for the past three days has been a person throwing a temper tantrum that the majority stuck with tradition
>>530855976>xhe hasn't blocked the tierlist tranny retard
>>530856023>waste time with gaols instead of getting full inventory of purples with good passives>complaina single purple 2h/full hp dmg bonus passive is worth more than two gaols
>>530856114erg is gennie culture
>>530856023>five evergaols>getting any drops at allevergaol relic is overrated
>>530856002/v/ has been arguing about this for hours now, but does /erg/ think Guardian is a good class? I'm seeing a lot of people on /v/ who say Guardian doesn't do anything unique that other classes can't do, like a quote "skilled executor" could outblock a Guardian according to /v/ and Raider is better at staggering accordingg to /v/ and Revenant's summons are better at tanking according to /v/ (I think this one's true)
>>>/v/715143892
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>>530856114As long as tourists and discord troons invade this thread they will fight against the meanie no-no nigger word.
>>530856006that was like a wilds boss lmao
>>530856375The replies you would get on erg would be
>useless>good with relics>useful with relics, still worse than other characters
>>530856114gennie only uses erg doe
>>530856002Put me on the tierlist. You know my dick be big as Guardian.
>>530856375It's complicated. I'll have more time to give my personal opinion after this game.
>>530856375He's fucking BAD. Doesn't mean he can't clear, but he sucks. He's for challenge runs. Rev is also strictly inferior to Recluse, but the gap between their faith builds is not as high as between guardian and every other class.
>>530856375Depends how you build him. I still need experiment more. But I find, upgrading his shield and relying on skill attacks to do damage works. Whack a bunch of damage negation on him and extra poise. And just skill attack through everything. What I did in this game with Duchess + Ironeye with a Godslayer Greatsword. He's just a stamina slut.
>>530856856revenant is better than recluse
>>530856375Guardian is okay. He'd be a lot better if More Likely To Be Targeted was a thing.
>>530856375Everyone in that thread is currently posting here as well. What strange behavior.
>>530856114No we can’t. As you can see, it’s having its intended effect of thread activity. Which is what they wanted.
>>530856375>/v/ hates himwtf i love guardian now
>>530856486NOOOOOO FEXTRALIFE MIGHT BE IN MY GAME!!!!!! LET ME POST ERG ON THE FEXTRALIFE WEBSITE AND IN MY DISCORD AND SPAM PARAGRAPH POSTS ABOUT HOW FEXTRALIFE IS GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHINGGGGGGG
>>530856375He's objectively the worst class. Still viable but worse than every other class
I know a secret way to play Guardian that makes him OP.
You just 2 hand a Greatshield and use the shield itself to attack and do Guard Counters.
>>530857168this fucking frog image cracks me up every time
>>530857223I know an even better way to make him OP. You use the relic of repick and play a different class.
>>530850651NTA that has been replying to you with dumb shit (
>>530853162 and after)
cus i was playing the game.
That's fine. It's funny and sad, that some people let themselves self destruct for random shit as what you mentioned. Honestly you can go even further beyond that to explain this but that would be too off topic.
You're cool
>>530857223It's better than it sounds but the attack speed and range is horrible
Feels like using a greathammer but with a dagger's reach
What I want is the greatshield powerstance that we had in DS2 and DS3
giga gaping jaw niggerg
I am NOT using the tranny password thanks
>>530856486Many of us are responsible adults with a family anon and we don't want nigger sitting in the upper right hand corner of our screen for our family to see, hopefully one day you understand that feel but probably not
>>530857223ive seen an erg player do this on raider and it was viable
>>530857489You didn't have to reply NTA the fact that you're someone else obvuliouslybreplying with a different opinion makes that self evident that was redundant to say that
>>530857168>it's a falseflag
>>530857721That was probably me, lmao. It's worse than using a normal weapon on Raider but it's fun
>buddy plays Raider
>Still manages to somehow deal zero damage and constantly get one shot
Fucking how
>>530857727Redundant/insignificant things/numbers in any sort of logical question including math can be ignored for the sake of comprehensibility unless stated otherwise.
Next time you face a post/question/argument with side-notes like that, you can obviate them, not make them the entire point of your next post.
That aside, you're p
>>530858249I dont know what this post is saying
I'm Q-ing on PSN, but everyone's already left...
>>530858245Because Raider sucks
>>530858320I'm explaining why posts like
>>530857727are even more redundant than what i said previously that you already considered redundant.
You're per
>>530858249wrong, i have lost points because i forgot to add the constant of integration
>>530858413Everyone sucks
>>530858537That's not a insignifican/redundant, retard. Deserved point loss, kys schizo
>>530858413laughably bad take, he's tier S and competes with ironeye and wylder for the spot of strongest character in the game
>>530857223>>530857721Speaking from experience, greatshield guard counters for some reason have a metric FUCKTON of stance damage, close if not the same as colossal guard counters.
Poor baby, why's he crying?
>>530858937He just found out he's pregnant and he doesn't want to keep it but Rellana won't let him abort.
>>530858706it's omitted in the lists of integrals i used to study so it's irrelevant...
>>530858817>Give me a massive dom-mommy ogre of a woman like Loretta for a character. Int/Strength tank with carian abilities that change her weapon style. She gotta be big like Hildryn.
A nightfarer with grab attack
Every class should have an offhand colossal and a greatshield for on demand stagger and blocking fat attacks. This is easy to do every round
>>530859035Poor thing
Hopefully he doesn't try to eat abortifacient herbs trying to get rid of it but just make it disabled and retarded once it's born instead!
>>530854285you dodge into the first set of spears and the rest of them will fall around you safely
>>530857694>he hasn’t made his family racistngmi
>>530855915No I just like birb boy against Fulghor, I play mostly everyone
I kinda like these guys
I just love watching them explode and kill their friends
>>530858401Yup. Dead game. Play with Arnold’s or don’t play at all. Hope you had fun anon. No refunds.
>>530859093Shut the fuck up you low test faggot.
>>530859774GG Wylder, I learned a new route through Miuntaintops this time.
>>530859958I mean with erg pass, when I went for randoms earlier I got an instant match
>>530859893thats cruel, man
>>530860004I rarely get to enter mountaintop via that eagle entrance so it was fun, doing dragon at a different spot was a first for me, I assume him moving is tied to circle moving
i am getting REALLY sick of you fuckers not pinging a single goddamn thing
augurbros... i think were ready for the everdark version
GG PS sisters, gonna throw out some trash and que back up
>>530860635Well played psbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOaeDHeJ80I
>>530856114 Check the archive from when Elden Ring released. It has always been erg
>improved incantations
>improved charged incantations
>improved holy damage negation
>duchwss trying to fight adel
This is what I'm fucking dealing with here lmao
GfG though. Least we won
>>530860631sorry.. Im a bottom
>>530860849This has got to be like the easiest area in the game I don't know why people stress over it
>>530860891just parry adel
what are you, casul?
holy fucking shit playing with randoms is FUN_
>>530860631What? You can't read my mind?
>>530856375Guardian has second highest stagger potential with the halberd charge attack relic
Second fastest charging ult which both interrupts and heals
The only character besides ironeye who can consistently benefit from thrusting counterattack relics, dormant powers, talismans, and equipment effects.
And bar none the best character for snatching aggro, capable of ripping that shit off of a restaging duchess if he's using the persistent whirlwind relic.
One of the friends in my group plays guardian and it consistently reminds me how good that character is when piloted by somebody very good at it.
One of the ergites has a really good guardian too.
A less good guardian you fucking FEEL how much longer everything is on top of always having guardian
A great guardian you FEEL how much more relaxing everything is. Even small shit like mob fights are completely trivialized by a good guardian. Revenant? Shit on by guardian. Wolf? Shit on by guardian.
Elmer or any of the mounted retards? Shit on by guardian
The "issue" is that guardian can't fabricate damage out of thing air. If the team sucks, you suck. Duchess can shift into caster. Revenant can fish for seals. Guardian? You're fucking stuck.
>>530861082>15 minutes of mad goat action
>>530857660Then you don't play with us.
Simple as.
Conform or get left behind.
>>530859065It's not always omitted, you're talking about definite integrals. But then again you're the retard that brought it up when talking about insignificant anything.
When i mention insignifcant anything i mean shit like Kc in phyical chemistry for practicality or in propositional logic. I know there's even concepts of redundancy in Law, civil law and but that's just reaching out to being a contrarian retard, when it's clear what i meant to say with my first post.
>>530858937NTM (Not that messmer) but was playing LD:N i rn (pronounce n i rn like syllables) and then two people left so i left and saw your posts and got sad
i had the adel lightning stake spawn next to me and i could still just run away from it without taking damage, but im sure i remember people seething and dilating about it being an insta death
>>530861918YYS you slut. I'll show you one day, I'll blow every ERGie in this general and reign supreme.
Don't play nightreign if you haven't played Elden Ring yet
It will ruin Elden Ring for you. You will get used to fast movement that ER doesn't provide
I want to spank Miquella!
>>530860930Please understand, FAI 6
>>530862068it's people who didn't realize the purple pillar is the telegraph. You could be point blank when it spawns and can still outrun where the jumpads will spawn
>>530862068if your stamina bar is expended you can't get away in time more or less, or if you get hit by any of the bolts or some such, then it's time to drink 3 estus / convert physick or die probably
unless someone uses golden lightning fortification, then make sure you afk inside and hit adel
>>530862145>You will get used to fast movement that ER doesn't providethats why i can only play wylder. i have to be constantly going at 100mph
>>530862068just dodge it lol
>>530859065>>530862051What are you talking about
>>530862224That’s not Miquella that’s his hot cunny sister from another video game
>>530862543"LD: N I RN", not LDN.
You're perf
>>530858809boss can't do anything = free win
>>530854605Self-harm is self help
>when the two revenants outvote you on going to the mage tower instead of the castle
>>530862846then you should help yourself more
>>530862863should have dropped them shards at the merchant
So is this just a
>i wanna fuck dolls
Thread at this moment?
>>530862145I played Nightreign first and have started base ER recently. I got filtered by having to relearn some bosses that I had previously relied on surge sprint to deal with, but it's otherwise not THAT bad.
The real problem is the map. Not being able to look at it in combat feels like SHIT.
>>530862905good sloppa
>>530862863you don't have to accompany us to the magetowers you know, are you afraid of going to the castle alone anon...?
>use silver pickled fowl foot before opening the 3 castle chests
>bleed antspur
there are ''people'' who dont pick up every fowl foot
>>530855949even doe theres dozens of us
>network error
>rejoin
>rev is the only one left
>she leaves
>>530863630had a random crash recently too, how long will these go for
Everdark Heolstor cannot come soon enough we dumpstered him.
Quite possibly one of the most boring matches I've had
>join match
>realize I have to pee as soon as we clear the first camp
>have to wait 35 minutes
Pain
>>530863870just pee after the first night boss? are you retardde
>>530862612>that's not Miquella Elaborate?
>that's his sisterTell me more oh tell me more...
>ctrl f
>brony
>0 results
good thread
>>530863870Steamdick does not have this problem
>>530863759show us afterwards
>>530863787all the bosses are really weak in comparison to everdarks
>>530860891Was fighting ED Horse and I got such cheeks everything. Incantations, poise, rapiers, shields, bunch of holy weapons which I believe is the ONLY thing he is resistant to. I had to use a madness spear weapon art against him because it was doing the most damage. Thankfully the double ExeCUTEor duo were good so we won. They looked like they were having fun and it made me want to play the class. Is the loot actually based on what you have in your inventory? Like, should I always make sure to avoid seals so I don't get more seals? And always go out of my way to spell towers so I can mostly have staffs?
>>530863258I'm doing my part. I masturbated a few times before posting so I would avoid talking about getting pregnant from Wylder and over eating his bread. Now the doll fuckers can nestle in and enjoy horny posting about her. We listen and we don't judge.
reminder all the everdarks will get upgraded to their true versions in dlc
>>530863948It takes longer than that
>>530864103I want one but I don't want to get one
>530862905
revenant's design doesn't have shoes, dogshit sloppa
>>530864228I think it's still out for debate, I regularly just take anything that gives me a good passive line, and I don't feel like it changes the loot pool whatsoever
until someone shows an actual datamine and how the rates are affected, I'm unconvinced
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who was in the wrong here
>>530864104People got mad last time
>>530864228Unless you've got 3+fp relic on seals it doesn't matter. Just focus on getting a godroll on your faith spell. Otherwise, focus on getting decent passives to build up your innate strength.
>>530863290>The real problem is the map. Not being able to look at it in combat feels like SHIT.There's no reason why they couldn't let us open it and just have fast travel disabled. There's already an existing mechanic for it when you're in mini-dungeons and multiplayer
>>530864378I can't tell either. I always go for good passives too, but sometimes I wonder if that's what is giving me such bad drops.
>>530864506Fair. Duchess can use a variety of stuff so it's not the end of the world, but I certainly feel bad when it's extra scuffed because I can't get anything worthwhile or all my weapon arts are aura buffs or chode range. I usually focus on any dmg negation I can.
>>530864472there was a last time?
i beat all bosses now but i gotta say this game is too stressful. i have no problem playing the other souls games because I can go at my own pace and you can relax after beating a boss or whatever, and after you learn the route you can kind of just go through it on autopilot but here you constantly need to rush everywhere and pay close attention to what the fuck you're doing for 30 minutes it's exhausting
>>530864431OP was. the other two are an excellent commentary on the duality of man.
>>530864817Yeah I thought that's why you were saying that
>>530864784The path to being a good Revenant is not giving a fuck. When you gamble, you got to take losses into account in your winning strategy. Half the time I just grab a river of blood if it drops and go ham.
Put Zombii in F-Tier with Miquella Cocksleeve pls.
>>530862905I can queue in 10-15 minutes. I got no one twice earlier, so I did solo Revenant and died to the fake dragon on night 2...
>two revvies
>against Libra
EZ
why yes i did pick "fight at upmost strength"
>>530865000uhhhh this is not how I remember that pic
>>530865189As a revsissy, I can suck a golfball through a mcdonald's straw. I'll see you ingame ;>
>>530864097But now there's one, retard.
>>530865150I noticed. And you snatching that HP up talisman at level 1 from under me.
>>530864431bros don't click that link it's a virus
All I want is the +1 character skill to stack to Wyldly spiderman my way through the map
>>530865524hey that was the other one lmao
>>530864963what? I'm confused
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>>530865720sneedGAWD mindbroke Gemini....
>>530865150psssh nothin personnel libra
*did every evergaol and has 7 relic buff stacks*
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Who else out here queuing all nightlords with erg on and winning every game?
>>530865650How? About what?
>>530865878this overly chill gatto is going straight into my cats folder
>>530864003Do you really not know that character or her game though?
>>530865189Yeah because you’re an obsessed trooner makes sense
>>530865873its broken especially compared to randoms, having teammates who know what theyre doing makes an extreme difference
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>>530865720He's getting desperate now because nobody is falling for his psyop.
>>530865720Playing with Fextra is a good thing
>1/3 pc all 20 mins
yeah, randos it is
>>530866012I now everybody here likes to jerk each other off, and yeah theres more good players than with randoms, but people here are not the flawless no-hit gods people pretend to be in the thread.
>>530865878Do you look like this?
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>>530865720ELON HAS SPOKEN!
>>530866228yeah but i can actually experiment with shit on erg, i try to do randoms today and its just a disaster, level 3 on the first night etc.
>>530866004I just repost stuff.
I saw Miquella Fantasy draw him, so I thought that was just Miquella in a modern outfit.
>>530866323Yeah thats true, you can get goofy with it.
I hope all anons are behind #Ukraine and against fascist ruzzia
#slava
#ghostofkyiv
queuing all bosses pc Esgar 1/3
>>530866562Slava! To the last Ukranian!
>>5308660042nd time today someone shits on femboy lovers while actively admitting to being a pedophile. Its a privilege to be hated by the right people.
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>>530866194Do me a favour. Don't post off topic of that
>>530865650I thought you were saying that because I had done it before and you wanted me to do it again
>>530865524>>530865637yeah that was me, but hey I left you the blue feather talisman :)
>>530866573What is she looking at anon?
>>530866573if wylder never ever ever takes his helmet off, then his hair would definitely would be a long mess
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My Guardian can kick your ass.
GG recluse and bowless ironeye. Thought you were fucking around at first
i hate this faggot centaur boss more than anything. get hit with one shockwave then immediately get hit again the second i get up
>>530867082use your wakeup to roll through if you get hit
>>530866730Its on topic, but what will you give me in return?
>>530865720>>530866925This anon didn't post what he asked the AI so its obviously bullshit. Post it again with what you asked it chud
>>530866798Wylder having a bigger bust than her
>>530867082horses are weak to rimjobs
>>530867013I have played bow ironeye exactly once in my Nightreign career and I still feel a little gay for it.
>>530866925you are trans.
>>530866779that was funny as fuck
>>530863716>>530863630Rev rejoined and it went pretty well. We had a really weird route but killed Fulghor without much issue.
>>530867082first time i played against him i got absolutely destroyed by his shockwave lol.
>>530866901you will never be the bright, skilled and ingenious utaha
>>530867082>getting hit LOL
>>530867430bibianposter...
>>530863870holding it in isn't worth it, trust me
>>530863870Bro, your bottle?
>>530867082Play Raider and become the shockwave
>>530863870Go to the toilet, nobody cares if you're out for 3 minutes
>>530867661I'm not peeing my pants for nightreign
>>530866269esgar? ukrania? zstrm?
>>530867792Who the fuck goes from just realizing they have to piss to pissing their pants in 30 minutes? Are you 12?
why matchmaking stuck at 1/3 for multiple minutes
>Perfect 10.10 everdark adel run
>Clear the shifting earth
>Level 15 before night 2 boss
>Curbstomp adel without anyone reaching 3 downs
>All with a pair of randoms I'll never see again
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>530865150I've literally never seen this option are you supposed to do something to unlock it?
Bros why is the default map so common, the default map is so shit compared to the others
>>530867864NTA, but I'm diabetic and it happens very quickly for me. In less than a minute, I go from "I should go pee" to "I HAVE TO PEE".
>>530867990i just use the earth shift coin thing
>>530867990Conjure a shifting earth for one sigil at the sigil shop.
>>530867925enjoy your drooling retards for the next random match :^)
>>530867990>that picSource? Looks cute. Except for the ghost.
>>530867925Send a friend invite you sperg
The worst they can say is no
>>530867116It's not on topic, you got banned.
Don't ask that to me, you know what i can, have done, and will do for you. And it would be too off topic. I'm sorry
>>530866812no the hair is compressed in the helmet so it cant keep growing so its actually perfect forever trust me broo
>>530867430why do you tranny freaks always have to follow your shitty post with a tranime pic?
>>530868386Can you spank a doll?
>>530866812He could look like anything under that helmet
He could be bald
And, come to think of it, there is one man missing from Nightreign...
A very trusty man......
>>530868458You need therapy.
>>530868191Takopi's Original Sin
>>530867907same i thought they put me in the punishment queues for losing too much
>>530867925>All with a pair of randoms I'll never see againi think this is kino, i also dont accept friend requests
>>530868458tranime website
>>530868585Looks surprisingly good.
>>530868540wylder is not patches fuck off
>>530867925send a friend request!
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You're welcome :)
>>530866770I don't know who you are but you should keep cutting yourself
>>530868585shit is the new episode out already?
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gg you twos
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>>530865992it's the cat of an anon on /ck/
>>530868945Not gg. They were hoping for a Wylder to impregnate them both.
>>530868458reddit website
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>>530867925>mfw I completely carry a raid and then refuse all friend requests
>>530868945gg, duchess is starting to be my favorite spellcaster
>>530869117What are you even talking about
>>530868808I'm sorry, I will
what passie are we all using
Fulghor has too much fucking HP, man.
GGs PSN doods. Shitvwass going great intil it wasn't. At least the expedition was smooth since I actually got really good drops for once.
>>530868996>>530865992why the frick cant i get in a game
What would the strongest triple class be?
Maybe Raider, for all the stunlocking spam?
Maybe Wylder because you could just zip around the map way faster than anyone else? Imagine 3 Wylders with double grapples speedrunning the whole map
I feel like Revenant and Duchess would be worse than Guardian, because of the starlight shards
Ironeye and Recluse really need someone in front of them
>>530868932Advertisements aren't really part of the site, that would mean the weird porn adverts they have now make this an 18+ 3d animation website, not anime
>>530869270Don't do that
Love yourself more
>waiting for queue
>get up and stretch
>look outside
>the lillies outside my window are blooming
>nice.jpg
>now back to winning games
gg agains ps sisters, sorry i went down alot at last fight
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>>530868945ggs, it was a fun game
>>530868932how much of modern culture do we owe to Atari shitting the bed? If ET doesn't crash the games market, nintendo never gets a foothold in the west, america remains oblivious to japanese culture, anime doesn't proliferate among neets, 4chan is never founded, the internet gets its cultural hand-me-downs from something entirely different, the information age as we know it is unrecognizable
>>530869183FFS. You bully me with Stelio Kontos
>>530869449plants are demons
>>530848869https://files.catbox.moe/yz84fk.jpg
>>530869358Triple Revenant is the best if all are competent. Don't underestimate the summons all stacking up on people.
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>>530869449amerimutt suburbs truly are a layer of hell
>>530869558>claims to like dolls>draws them all with the doll anatomy removed
can nezuk and maddy stop treating erg as their private chat and fuck off to their discord server
It's Friday Night. I want an edit of this with Wylder's face.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e5jQNX_TRMs
>>530869550no u
>>530869648Is there something specific about that image that you dont like or are you just a little negative nancy. The air is fresh, the flowers are in bloom, life is good.
>>530869782Literally haven't said anything
>>530869490>>530869348Well played guys. Will play a few more games later tonight.
>>530869516there was a prominent Western fanbase for Osamu Tezuka's work way before Nintendo got exported to america. the anime proliferation had little to do with the videogame market stuff
>>530869782It's my fault. I'll stop now
>>530869853The Euro fears the lawn.
>>530869175Duchess is my favorite everything
But I'm at the "you're playing ironeye" part of my playlist
>>530869502Oh man I was hoping somebody screenshot that.
But also
>"i'll use iron eyes weapon skill to avoid the explosion">use it at the start of the explosion>still die after the iframes finally run out"The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math"
>>530869614Rya wouldn't do this
>>530870020Its not even that big of a lawn
>>530869502kek you had a better angle than me
>>530870020>The Euro fears the lawn.Nigga you can't cut your grass without begging your local overlord for the permission
sybau
evens slip into bed and be eepy for a bit
odds invade erg queue..
>>530870285I dont have an HOA. My neighbor to the left hires a company to cut hers once a week, my neighbor to the right has cut hers twice this year (they have a big garden setup in the front so I dont blame them), and nobody raises a fuss. Most places are normal like this.
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>>530870361no escape
In you go
>>530870083She for sure would
>>530870428>go outside>get shot by a nigger>go inside>your daughter getting blacked, son jacking off to of whores>get stopped by police>10 years in jail for misgenderingnigga sybau
>>530870429I havent gotten a match in awhile and I was wondering whats up. Im in all bosses erg PC, and I'm also at 1/3. If you are too, then what the fuck is going on? Are queues having some kind of error?
>>530860930it's not actually difficult, it's just for effect
actual kino
>cannot stop thinking about nigs
revtroons everyone
>>530870083You could scan Rya's wrists with a barcode reader
>>530870581same, sitting in q 30 mins, no matches, 1/3, pc erg all
>>530870563strange post man
>>530870429>>530870581I have queued for both everdarks... pls carry
>>530870563Euro's have some weird fantasies about American life. Then again living in a commie block will probably do that do a developing mind.
>>530870563Stop getting all your opinions from cable news. The real world isnt like this. I shot off fireworks in the street on the 4th and 5 of my neighbors came out and we shared beers, at least 3 races present and all age groups from 20 to 70s, and nobody had a melty.
>>530870581clearly we came here to be alone
Or you might have me blocked
But I think something is wigging out
Does anon enjoy being attacked by Margit out of nowhere?
>>530870754I will carry you, eepy Revvy, but I need the queues to actually work. Even if I have someone here blocked, there's no way that this many people are all queuing (or so they say ITT) and none of us are getting a match.
>be american
>you know for a fact your daughter is having a train run on her starting from ages 14-15
that's literally fucking insane
if the queue isnt working you need to restart the game
>>530870917oh I thought I just missed the boat... are the queues completely broken rn?
2/3 now
>>530870872Yeah, it's really fun, I wish it happened more often
Or even cooler like imagine if it was sort of a search system where it was like the red invasion dots but like it was a wandering red dot that goes to the last location you cleared or whatever or something like that where it hunts you down and that'd another time mechanic cause it'll eventually catch you
>>530870976Yeah I'm hard resting, but if its happening to everyone then something else must be broken.
>>5308662691/3 all bosses pw ukrania, everygrok hop in
>>530870872yes.
it's the only shardbearer i can reliably parry.
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>Playing Duchess
>Get a Wylder and Duchess duo
>Great run
>Run up to them after
>Fancy spin in front of them
>Wylder uses "You're Beautiful"
>Duchess just stands there in my face giving me the Kubrick stare
I'm so sorry sister, I didn't mean to step on your toes.
waiting for my teammates to come to the nightlord because they sat in the fire too long lol
sneedger is holding us all hostage again
>>530871171I want to touch a woman again
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>>530871297I'm stuck at 2/3 still
>>530870285i mow my lawn with a scythe
>>530871408It keeps going back to 2/3 after we hit 3/3 idk
>>530871408it's over lmfao
I just turned off my pc, sry guys
>>530871257Not that duchess but sometimes when everyone starts running gestures at the end of the round I fumble every UI interaction horribly and end up just standing there like a retard, shuffling my inventory. Feelsbad
>fully restart my PC
>relaunched NR
>queue all, erg
>queue goes to 3/3
>a few seconds pass
>it goes to 2/3
Something is definitely broken here.
>>530867990What the fuck anime is this
>>530871257I wish when this happens I could rub it in more and gloat more than just saying "Thank you"
I've considered friending the person to ask why they didn't say it to me too when the reverse happens
>>530871565sneedger here, must be their shitty servers baka
I'm 1/3, while you're 2/3
crazy...
>>530871675Sneedger can you check your steam DMs please, it's important
>>530871675Holy shit take off the training wheels you loser samefag faggot
>>530869516globalization was inevitable
once japs saw disney films it was going to happen
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>>530871565I'm not hallucinating, it literally just did it again. Look it said 3/3, and then it went back down to 2/3 and I'm waiting again.
GG Revenant and Ironeye. Nice and easy run. I think my lightning claymore was pretty helpfully in the first phase.
>>530871828same happened to me
i pirated the game so i cant play with erg sorry guys
a toast... to fromsoftware!
for making sure blocking people makes it even worse for you!
>>530871923That's not what it is dont be retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRh139jrXwo
>>530871171recluse's boobs aren't that big...
>>530872025One person isn't holding up like 10+ people's queues, retard.
So why is Godwyn a big squid
>>530871375What are you willing to do/how far are you willing to go to make it happen?
>>530871564That makes sense. I fumble too sometimes. I just figured she did the one step forward towards me and stopped that I was like oh no I've interrupted a cute couple.
>>530871625lol. Just dabbing all over the gf? Look at how he's paying attention to me not you. I should use "You're Beautiful" more. I mostly just do spin and thank you bow. Feels fitting for Duchess.
>>530872165I'm not sure why you said gf but yeah that
I guess thank you then spin works fine, a point down could be fun but then he might take it as "Say it to this person too"
>>530871625I have Hey! pinned and I use it for every situation
What's a good level for mind if I'm just using it for special attacks and maybe summons ?
Miqutie come back I'm bored.
We don't need 6 fucking flasks for FULGHOR. Come on you shitters stop pinging churches
>>530869502zesty image but also fabulous
no one is even playing this game
servers are dead again
don't forget to pay $40 for an asset flip made in 2 weeks, which you won't even be able to play due to dogshit servers
we LOVE fromsoftware here, redditbros! *glug glug glug*
>>53087256812 flasks and a quarter hit to fulghor's hp sounds good to me
>>530872649Okay, and? Do you think that if I like a book, I can't talk aboutbit unless I'm skimming chapters as I write about it?
>>530872702works on my machine
>>530872702this but unironically!
>>530872649no content in nightreign so i reinstalled elden ring
>>530872702Oh that makes sense. I was about to jump in for my 100th Duchess game. I was all pumped and excited and I just couldn't get a game then it kicked me to solol mode. I guess I'll masturbate again.
>>530872702this but unironically
>>530872904Don't masturbate let me go down on you
>>530873203Good boy. Apologies in advance if I crush your head with my thighs.
>>530872904>>530873203>>530873336hey mush, yys, nezuk
can you stay on your discord, and never leave? thanks
>>530872393are you the faggot who spams hey like 20 times per game? knock it off, it's annoying as shit
queuing all bosses erg pc
>>530873336Do not apologize for that
What was going through his head
>>530873447None of those posts are me!
>>530873475We all are. Its down or something.
>>530873447I don't play with anons here, so I don't really know those names. I did watch that one yys youtube video that was linked once. She made me want to play Revenant again so I did and then I died horribly, again. I am nothing without my elegant poise.
>>530873491<3
>>530873613Not a damn thing
In 5 seconds though? A chariot wheel
>>530873613>the guy behind me is a rob wielding tranny faggot!
>the new pw is a psyop use the real one!
>2/3 for 30 minutes now
niggers
>>530873613it's a skeleton, so...lol
queue up or im about to switch to poe
>>530866335Nope, she’s from a different game, it’s not out yet
>>530866642What the hall are you on about you actual incredible retard? I’m shitting on the dsgtroon who is obviously referring to his gay little edit. Learn to read
>>530866925Same for you. Get a grip cocksucker
>>530873969it's down retard
>>530873898>>530873969yeah apparently the servers are down. i get 3/3 and then nothing happens
Reddit is saying thay fromsoft is finally going through their first wave of banning people for cheating and toxic behaviour
Were we all banned?
>>530866901i look like that
>>530867430didn’t ask post more like that
>>530868191>picit’s clearly a webm
>>530868458back to containment tourist
>>530873721yys made a viddy? link?
>>530874189thats what you get for being carried
>>530873721><3<3
>I don't play with anons hereSo no head crushing? :(
>>530874031If she's as cute and spankable as Miquella, I'm interested.
>>530874189ok im reporting back in, i was able to find a normal game. not sure whats going on with the password
I wonder if the trannies posting hearts, tranime waifus and erp online know they're talking with a fat, hairy, smelly faggot, just like they are, and not a woman
>>530868996Source? I’ve never been on /ck/ in my life and I’ve had that image saved sinc e3 years ago
>>530869516I think you’re massively oversimplifying this
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Which of these would be better to run?
>>530874518uhm ghost flame is terrible so the left one..
>>530874518you need better relics man
>>530874518Those are both kinda bad I'm ngl to you but like I guess the left one?
>>530874570a flower sprouts out of this dude? i just fought him
>>530870698>>530870526what a fucked up to say
>>530870285>>530870563dsgtroon posts btw the ‘sybau’ and immediate thinking of groids is xher signature thing
>>530874628Ghostflame isn't awful, it's not good against bosses but it kills stuff in a big area in like camps amd stuff
>>530874518>leaning on the evergaol crutch either waypathetic
>>530874813yea..im going to ult to kill...trash mobs...
>>530874767I think that's an OC, wdym him? Who?
>>530871375>againThat never happened you were dreaming please learn the difference
The servers arent down you niggers just arent queueing
>>530874890yeah i like being able to take out all of the oracle guys in a single explosion
>>530874890>Avatar or signature use
>>530874676>>530874709What should I try to get then?
>>530874890Literally, yeah
What, do you think that holding onto it for 20 minutes because nobody 3 bars during anything but the big bosses amd not using it is better?
Use it or lose it
>>530874892oh i thought it was thiollier
>>530871923>>530872649>>530872702Good posts! So true! No refunds btw!
>>530874892msleigh marais
did you see my lightning spear stop the fulghor charge
nice run
>>530875123i ult to kill the boss area faster with 30% damage boost for all your team, i think thats better than doing 5-10% of damage to the area boss, yea.
>>530872393I have you pinned and now I’m going to use you for every situation. How do you like the sound of that?
>beat 4 main bosses
>can now fight the big one
this game is just megaman x5
>>530875268I dont have that relic
I didn't say the other options weren't better I just said it's not awful
I like using it because it's stylish and I don't have the other effects with a better relic
>>530875305it really is megaman
first thought when I saw the bosses open up after gladius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuLvDZEhbbA&list=RDPuLvDZEhbbA
>>530874628>>530874813It’s decent damage against bosses. It at least means that her ult is not just a panic button and that you can use it offensively. In combination with her 25% more damage after ult for the team you can open the fight really strong.
>>530875429both is fine but you can find better stuff. the team damage boost is pretty much a must to have.
>>530875390>I dont have that relicoh..
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GGs you two
Also really nice save Executor
I didn't know dog roar just goes through walls like that
Was pretty awesome
Lmao it was a fun run despite every boss in that map being unfun to fight against as Executor.
Well done /erg/ anons Raider and Duchess
>>530870872No i didn't it was gay and shitty
>>530875637>mouse and keyboard
>>530875739I'm assuming that's just because she pressed the screenshot button on the keyboard
>>530875637Yeh lmao, /erg/ anons always have our backs covered even between extremely thick volcano walls
>>530875739if you press any key it will automatically switch layouts
>>530871257this is so funny lol
>up against gigadel as wylder
>revenant and raider for teammates
>raider keeps getting downed
>revenant does better but does also get downed frequently due to being ultra-super squishy
>i clutch up so many times to save them
>eventually decide the raider is a lost cause after 3bar revving him for the second time and he immediately gets downed again
>revenant dodges well for a bit but also eventually gets 3bar'd
>even after i used a wending grace to try and turn things around, i too eventually fall
i know i could have done better but man if that raider put in even 1/20th the effort the revenant and i put in...
>>530871375>againREEEEEE NORMALFAG GET OUT
can you get a relic with damage negation at full hp? i onyl seen taking damage boost damage negation
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>>530874247I like her. Behold.
>>530876501don't think that's a relic line, no
>>530871731NTA but i only have interest in one person in this planet. Sadly
>>530876501That's the only one right now. Caligo's everdark relic will have a better negation passive, whenever they releases.
>>530876501No. But low HP does a good enough job at preventing one shots
It's 25%
You'll notice if saving your keester on ironeye
>>530876741It will? Would you mind posting the upcoming relics
Or is it in the sheet?
Dogshit revenant, never queue with niggerg again.
Retarded tranny erping faggot, constantly downed.
>>530876816Does the low hp damage reduction stack on relics?
>>530876976Do you mean with itself? I don't actually know. I know it stacks with the equipment passives however.
I, 40 year old man, have become revenant, in my mind and soul. You would not believe if you see me, but inside I'm just a little revengful girl.
>>530876976spreadsheet in the op
>>530877068Too off topic, muse
>>530853656Your roll is too shit to get out of the swathes of aoe crap he leaves behind. And your shield is useless against that. Youre a badly designed class and that boss will always remind you of that. Your whirlwind is useless. Your guard counters, assuming you can trigger them, whiff against its skinny frame. You miss, again and again. You are absolute dead weight. Stop playing that slop class, get some help. Apply your self. Play literally anything else. Some birdfags recommend holy damage. Literally everyone else can do better with a holy damage than you. Some have relics for it (ironeye), some have top miracle scaling (revenant & recluse), some completely negate any need for holy and just curbstomb the boss with staggers (raider and wylder) or status effects (executor). You are nothing. You are useless.
i may be a melee class who doesn't use fp at all but i would never ever ever drop a starlight shard for my reverant or duchess
>>530853969people keep posting this shit but deathbirds are weaker to strike than they are holy
>queue has been 1/3 for half an hour
>>530877562They're -40 in both
queue being finnicky... time for forced eepy
>>530877643trying to queue myself on PC but not finding any of you tards
>>530877706i checked and you are correct
>>530877643Something is definitely wrong with the servers
I queue'd up just to join you but it took until just now for me to find you via matchamking
Minutes after you made this post
>>530877643...............
>>530875946wheres the any key I dont see it
>>530877895at 1/3 trying to find you, the crap is up with these servers
>>530877895Try again, we're 2/3 now in erg
Okay but wouldn't it to be avenge, not getting revenge? It was Chloe that was wronged, not Daphne
>>530877895kys yourself yys
>>530877794Yeah that's a good idea
>>530878045I was 1/3 trying to find the rev as well
It's ogre (for tonight)
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I want a talking cat nightfarer
at 2/3 on PC, erg password
>>530878109another jap wordplay
>>530878113You have the wrong poster... I am gonna be eepy
>>530878163I miss the affable talking cats
>they got banned from online
oh nonononono
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>queue finally pops after being broken
>raider immediately leaves
>exec and I clutch the run
>even beat a castle basement BBH at level 7
I was surprised that it was regular Gnoster though, I was ready for ED. That was probably the sloppiest Gnoster I've ever done but hey we won it.
>>530878315god dammit it booted me out of the 2/3 and then put 2 other people in
>>530876562...huh.
You're going to be annoyed at me, but she looks a bit too realistic for me to want to spank. Like, she looks too much like a real kid, and paradoxically, I'm losing my desire to whack her ass with a leather strap.
She is cute, though. Would totally dote.
>>530872904>>530873336>>530873721what should duchess mains like us do sis
>>530878459The sheer girth on display
>>530878459So jubilant...
>>530878459fucking beautyful
>>530878263sweet shalquoir was kind of an asshole honestly
>that undead skeleton guard counter buff guardian gets
so I can just break bosses stances every 30 seconds? kinda broken holy shit
>>530878514>Duchess 100+>Recluse 0What causes this sort of 'tism?
>>530878605Holy burst Guard counter is better imho
>>530872160He's turning into a baslisk. Look closely
>>530878605>>530878809>knocks the enemy down instead of a critfuck you
>>530878605Yes. Get it with the holy burst guard counter? It's over. Get it with the +X% stance break? You become the god Executor wishes he was. Stack all that with the damage reflected on block relic, and it's basically one guard counter to stacker up to a crucible knight.
>>530878356i am fucking terrible at parrying (least played nightfarer is my excuse), that said
>duo queue test>level 15>castle basement bbh with no wipes or 3 bars>day 3 bug boss downthat's a pure win
i'm guessing the servers ate the raider
trying to queue for PC, erg, all bosses, so lonely
>>530878762NTA but recluse is so slow it makes me want to bite my table and hear it crack
@'zuk
even doe shes mush's maso slut now doe
>>530878581how could she be an asshole?
She's just a cat
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!
new chasethebro kino just dropped lets peep this out /erg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoHeShItxPE
>>530878897You parried fine, bro. It was a gg.
>>530878410Meh, I kind of feel the same way so it’s whatever, she’s still cute but I like the fan art of her a lot too. I hope her game is good at least
>>530876562If you like this character you are unironically a pedophile and there can be no argument.
>>530877794>>530878256>>530878109I mating press cuties who look like and say this
>>530879325>*holds L1 to block with weapon as the video starts with a fade-in*Yo Whats Up Guys It's
>*takes a few quick moments pause, spins around thrice*ChaseTheBro Here And
>*moves the camera down then up, poorly edited jump cut into him running around in the smallest circle possible allowed by the game's deadzone movement*And Welcome Back To Another Weapon Showcase! Today Today We're Gonna Take A Look At The Backhands Blade!
>*uses Swift Slash Ash of War on a Revered Spirit in Belurat to demonstrate his power, putting the ChaseTheBro fan, (You) in awe*>*2Hs the Backhand Blade, spamming L1 to waggle like a faggot>*shows an average quality build with nothing special to note*So yeah, that's the build. Let's get into some invasions!!
>*invades an obvious PvE only player with his friends doing coop legit with another friend that isn't trying to twink or overleveled with no obvious attempt at trying to PvP, just honest gameplay on his victims' part*>"looks like we got some gankers here guys! and they are using ultra greatswords too!*is obviously seething but trying to hide it with fake positivity*
>*hardswaps off the Backhand Blades despite the video being a weapon showcase video, to a completely different weapon class sweating his ass off, adrenaline off the charts against a PvE only player and his friend who are playing to progress, not twinking out or anything*>talks to himself and makes comments about the person and his friends that he's invading as if he were infantile>"yeah good fight dadgamer1989!">*does a bow gesture even though he was sweating against people with no obvious PvP experience*Wow. That was tough, he almost got me!
>*puts on a facade of fake positivity even though he is seething and actually toxic*Let Me Know With A (You) On What You Guys Thought About My Backhand Blades Weapon Showcase Here .
>the only time he was using the backhand blades were at the intro to "introduce it" as a showcase weapon and hardswaps to a different weapon
>>530879325we call him chasethegod 'round these parts
either nobody is queuing on PC anymore or there's something legit broken with my queue
literally nothing for an hour
multiple restarts of queue, multiple game restarts, just nothing
>>530879507People who put those watermarks on are so fucking stupid. The people stealing to make AI dont give a shit. Might as well put a sign on your front door that says "hey! Don't steal me TV inside!" and leaving your door unlocked. A thief isnt going to care.
>>530878605Is that guardian only? Executor would benefit from it
>>530879529Say what?? It's a question, and all those pictures are different, the phrases too
Might start blocking r*cluse mains, completely boring to team with and all the projectile slop on screen just makes it hard to tell what the fuck is going on. They are also kill-stealing cunts and have the best dodge without cooldown, genuine shitter pick.
>>530879634Perhaps look at the thread, retard.
Kinda funny how Libra went to one of the hardest bosses at first, to one of the easiests, at least for me
Deals holy damage but is also weak to holy damage is just begging to get smacked by the 4 good Holy Greatshields and the sheer number of holy thrusting weapons you can get in this game
Adel is still a fucking asshole just like he was on release, however
>>530879658It might(?) Mess up it if someone tries though?
>>530879789I have been looking at the thread double retard
been restarting the queue every single time someone here said 2/3
>>530879384In the fanarts, she's definitely spankable and I'd love to see her get her desserts with mommy's hairbrush or daddy's belt.
But the "real" one just looks too real, she triggers my deeply buried fatherly instinct.
>>530879658There actually once was a serial killer named Richard Chase who didn't go after people whose doors were locked
It could stop some of them
I'm still queueing looking for my eepy waifu
erg, PC, all nightlords
Fuck it I give up, stuck at 2/3 forever. I'm gonna sleep early.
>>530879938nigga larping as a vampire
>>530879937"triggers my deeply buried fatherly instinct" instead of saying that you're not a pedophile is quite something
>>530862224>>530876562Looks like Maria from Sonic the Hedgehog
and now I can't even cancel the queue anymore, perma stuck in grayed out mode and still not finding anyone here
For fuck's sake. Just cancel the fucking matchmaking and requeue.
sneedger killed the entire game kek
>>530880096I did five times
>>530880095It happens sometimes. Give it a minute or three and it will let you cancel
>>530880029Imagine if from replaced godefroys with the new aspects of the crucible version in the base er...
>>530880095I had that earlier too, I quit to title and it fixed it.
Just party up as three and queue
>>530880061If I wasn't a pedophile, I just wouldn't care.
But seeing her, I definitely want to protect her, raise her, and dote on her.
Then again, my best friend finally got his girlfriend pregnant, so I'm going to be his kid's godfather.
>>530880061Look just because he was a serial killer cannibal necrophile doesn't mean he was rude :^)
>>530879582>the only time he was using the backhand blades were at the intro to "introduce it" as a showcase weapon and hardswaps to a different weaponYeah that's about when I stopped watching his videos
>>530880212not even that helps instantly gets stuck in grayed out mode again
if everyone's trans.....nobody is.....
>>530880458People are complaining about it on the other various websites so it's not just us
>>530880423Real, man. People just come here to have a mental health episode these days.
>last iced estus elden ring video was 5 months agoits over
>>530880374>weapon showcase>hardswaps to pre-patch radahn's rain with golem arrowsughh
erg no longer working for me, cannot get any matches not even with all bosses, it's been fun but back to randoms it seems
>>530880761greedy revenant not sharing the bow
>>530880761Was wondering how the fuck he died, didn't notice you had that bow. GGs lads
>>530880761thats excellent
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>>530879764What I said still stands
Some explain lore reason why Millicent invades you and has arms
>>530881239It stands as well as the Alburnaic woman
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>>530880423Why do people keep posting best girl on there anyway?
nightreign Everdark of Sovereign imminent
I genuinely thought Malenia was the final boss before I played the game for myself
>>530880817the password shenanigans and people sperging about the validity of my relics (yes, after 250 hours i have a few good ones by now) made me completely stop playing with the general
It's more fun corpse-dragging randoms anyway. 99% of erg runs are so perfected that it's become kinda boring.
>>530881727sounds like something a relic cheater would say
>>530880817Is there something going on right now? I can't queue up with my friends atm
>>530881692if only the game actually ended on such a high note
>>530881692Sephiroth.
I just love how simple it is. No flamboyant theme, no epic background.
Just Cloud finally fighting his trauma in the simplest, most bare way.
>>530881692I love the Radiance's entrance
Probably Iguazumind or Ayre. It's a really tough choice.
Eigong is definitely up there too.
>raider nigger runs off on his on
lost count on the amount times this has happened desu
>>530882395maybe he doesn't care about that rise or cathedral you pinged across the map on day2
>>530882486Why would he not? He can give me whatever item it drops
>>530882395So? Who says you can't split up? Can you not handle being a duo for a few minutes in this easy game?
>>530880761I had that happen with an ancient dragon once
>>530882395>Raider splits off and leaves us on our own>game gets easierThey should just remove raider already
>1st run
>basement bbh
>2nd run
>rooftop bbh
fuckin hate this faggot
>>530882840Troons and Thirdies can try to deflect the Guardian/Rev hate to Raider all you want, but it doesn't make him any less of an S-tier and those two shit classes any more than C-tier at best.
Jobbed a little at the fire prelates there, sad!
Gg /erg/ anons Revenant and Ironeye
>>530883002You isntantly go for americanbrained insults becauseyou know that Im right and it scares you
>"Ahhhaurugh!">Oops nobody can play the game for 20 seconds
>>530848631 (OP)Is Revy there their child?
>gigahorse
>random queue
>get stars of ruin staff 5 minutes in
>get cannon staff so i can casually revive the randoms
the game was rigged from the start
>>530882395It's not day 1 any more, splitting off is okay depending on the situation. Personally I prefer having a 3-person blender when going through the castle, especially for banished/cruci shielded knights who slow the game down a bunch or if the team has an idiot who doesn't know about the proper troll routing and aggros all 4.
Running off for a quick mines trip or through a great church or military fort for a quick gaol key is based.
Mowing down PoI's solo is just retarded though since teammates miss each others loot drops
I think Raider is a good class and the only melee character I actually like getting paired with
Always good to have another tank in the team
>>530883379Hah that's a great image. Saved.
>>530883379Wylder and Raider are glue that hold teams together, they're the best characters in the game
>>530883168>americanbrainedYes. Was that an attempt at an insult? jfc...
Get new material Thirdie.
>>530883419You're welcome
>>530883379He goes down all the time, I'm tired of getting Raiders back up only fir them to go "durr I'm a tank" so instantly let themselves get hit and go back down
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>>530883379funny image anon
>>530881707Take your meds
>>530881538Correct post
>>530881692I can’t think of any but it’s not isshin.
>>530883598>"durr I'm a tank"Based.
Yes I will saving dive the 1 bar Raider instead of the 3 bar Ironeye
>>530883803god i wish that were me..
>>530883002>Troons and Thirdies can try to deflect the Guardian/Rev hate to RaiderIt's hilarious because just the other day anons were hating on raider for making the game too easy
>>530883509I'm not third world
Notice how I refuted and pointed out you're wrong just now, but you didn't attempt to say that I was wrong? That's interesting
>>530883598>press Retaliate at incoming attack>stack damage negation armament passives>rally relicIf Raiders do those 3 things they can basically just press R1 with a 2hander or jump attack spam with two weapons and win regardless of how much they get hit.
Whoever you're playing with is doing it wrong. About as wrong as playing Ironeye and not Marking.
>>530883803I would sooner save a 5 bar executor with a colossal weapon than save a 1 bar level 15 raider
Stop using your ult, it's annoying
>>530884040Well then no Raider ever I've played it ewth has done it right then, so
>>530884109No
Play a melee class
GG to the siblings who just beat Adel. I really thought we were going to choke with like 10 hp left on him for a minute there lol
x3 raider is objectively the strongest squad possible
>>530883881Anytime i post my classes played or winrate/streak, I'm immediately told it's because 99% of my games are the "baby training wheels class"
Take a wild guess what that class is.
>grapple fulghor while he's jumping up for another nuke to kill him
lol faggggggggggg
>>530884252Play a different game!
GG Ironeye and Duchess, Can't believe one you looted a mogh spear from a corpse and didn't check that's how I got two of them lol
>>530884252Based vikingchad.
>>530883803I will never not find small angry characters adorable as fuck
>>530884434So true
>FORM THE WALL
>>530884613his name is mohg
Why did they purposely make Raider's ult fucking awful and annoying on purpose?
You literally can't not notice it, it has to be completely on purpose.
>>530884653little murderous gremlin
>>530884698Ults that you cant notice are not the goal design philosophy in any game. They only made that mistake with Duchess.
>>530884669THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER
>>530871171The proportions on this are so weird they look like they have a disease
>>530884807duchess ult is actually really good, it makes the boss just miss even if it's in the middle of a combo
>>530884698>>530884750Ranged combat was a mistake, I'm simply correcting it
They could fix Raider by just making the boss instantly die if it gets caught inside the pillar so it doesn't grief thw team by just making you have to wait when the dumb raider uses it on a Bell Bearing Hunter
>>530884807ok debatelord.
im obviously talking about how his giant fucking cube cucks peoples ults and cockblocks you from hitting bosses or collecting loot
go the fuck back to your high scool debate club with this garbage
>>530884921One reply is not a debate.
>>530884978You made 2 replies now tho
>>530884698fromsoft was just really proud of the new climbing mechanic and wanted to give you something to climb at all times
i put the stone on gold loot on purpose
>>5308846693 Raider Totems within jumping distance of eachother will remind me of that giant chain/plataform bridge in Mountaintops of the Giants
Would love to see it happening
>>530874570What the hell is this thing anyway
>>530885163I think a rot maiden oc idea
They could fix Raider by just making him instantly die whenever he uses his griefing cube
>>530879481Take it up with the video game fag
>>530880072I can see it. Reminds me of someone else but I can’t remember the name now.
>>530879937Fair enough.
>>530882395slugma type beat
>>530885424you sound retarded
GG Raider and Ironeye.
RNG blessed me hard that run.
>>530881692way more likely that her (and mohg, pre-dlc) were the last bosses your average person fought
>>530885583why does a doll need panties
Ggs Revenant and Ironeye, I'm not sure if I ever had that many runes before lol. Rev, did we accidently duplicate that sacred blade trolls sword in the beginning? Would be hilarious if so
>>530885353This but the player not the character
>>530885557Back to containment dsgtroon
>>530885642to conceal the goods obviously
>>530885642The entire point of these types of dolls is to play dress up with them
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>>530885439Sorry, yeah. It's weird.
Also, I found her full name finally. I'm definitely commissioning some art of her getting her butt smacked later, once I'm done with that Miquella commission.
2/3 PC erg
Both everdarks
>>530884698pretty much
>>530885037 this, the trailer has him using it for a jump attack
>>530885747nice 550 murk there bro
>>530885642The doll was made before the lord ever had a child.
Guess what it would have been used for if his child was a boy?
>>530878872Chin too pointy. Dorito face
>>530885607I played the game for the first time last month and I fought Malenia before Radagon and Elden Beast.
>>530885953I like fugly art
>>530885847I've spent 550,000 murk not including recycling and that is all I have to show for it
>>530885607I wonder how the DLC areas are scaled
>>530885976if you're posting on 4chan in the first place you're not the average player by any means
>>530885669The one we picked up at the same time? If you got one too then yeah lmao.
>>530884669Goddamn you guys are hilarious
dear raider players
just stop using your ult
just stop fucking ulting
please
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Schrödinger's Raider is simultaneously so OP that he carries zero skill shitters and so weak that he sandbags every game
If you won with Raider you won because you were playing a too strong overcooked zero skill infinite health stunlocking facetank who only uses jump attacks. None of your victories are real victories you didn't beat the game
If you lost with Raider you lost because you were playing the weakest class in the game, who griefs with every ult, who needs healing relics and damage neg relics and gaol relics just to be usable, who gets lost constantly and contributes nothing to the raid except making the enemies stronger
I wonder who's stuck in 2/3 with me
>>530885805You should definitely post both of those things here when they’re ready :^)
I’m glad you like her at least
Hope they come out good
>>530886053im just hoarding murk at this point, dont really care about running good relics anymore
>>530886241my 15% damage is worth more than your meteorite of astel, sorry
I wonder what Libra would think of Dung Eater/the seedbed curse
>The reviled curse will last eternally, and the world's children, grandchildren, and every generation hence, will be its pustules.
>If Order is defiled entirely, defilement is defilement no more, and for every curse, a cursed blessing.
>>530886241it's a pretty good damage buff, just ult to the side of the boss not straight on top of them
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>>530886241>RAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH>*BOOM*
>>530885583>STILL posting this non canon slop where she's smiling
>>530886145yup lol, that was completely accidental. wild timing
>>530886464it affects everyone nearby albieteverally?
>>530886241it's a damage and protective buff. a pretty decent one, too.
raiders just tend to use it directly on the boss, thus blocking all skills/attacks made against it.
use it to the side and it's great.
>>530886041Well you shouldn’t. There’s enough ugliness in the world already.
>>530886464its only 15%? lol damn i thought it was like 30% for some reason
>>530886658>albieteverallythat is not a word
>>530886658it's only physical damage so it's actually just pure grief to a recluse/rev
>>530886780I'm not making more, just making you see it
>>530886794don't play nerds?
>>530886658>albieteverallyexplain yourself
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>>530878514Sister! Very nice games played. I masturbated and took a cuddle nap with my roommate. What should we do? Hmmmm, we can hold hands and kiss each other in front of Wylder mains. I'm also probably going to try to play again and see if everything is working.
>>530866812his helmet should have a chance to come off when you proc sixth sense
>>530886793>>530886943albeit however actually
>>530886426>dont really care about running good relics anymoregood because it's literally impossible to get them without cheating
>>530886658Did this russian have a stroke?
>>530886893LEL nerds eternally btfo
>>530886556I wish I was raider in real life
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who /large/ here
>>530887050it sure feels like it lol, i made the right call to be apathetic and just be happy with the decent relics i have
>>530886556>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAARGGGHH
2/3 pc erg 2x everdark and heolstor, all this raider slander has made me want to play him
queue keeps going to 3/3 then nothing happens not even getting the match failed thing idk wtf is happening
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Anyone on ps on? I need to finish remembrances still.
>>530887486you know it comrade
>>530887161i prefer to run shirtless to emulate my hero, horah loux
>>530887161darkness / remembrance or bust
>>530887556Alright we're gonna do the first iron eye one and then whatever follows.
All lords except everdarks replace originals.
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>>530886425Yeah, I hope the game will be good too.
>>530887212nvmd lol
99% of gamblers quit just before hitting big
>>530887682Good luck out there buddy
>>530887284that was happening to a bunch of us earlier, it sorts itself out eventually
what if we held hands after killing the nightlord?
>Raider Duration of Ultimate Art Extended
>Ultimate Art Gauge +3
>Defeating Enemies Fills More of the Art gauge
Oh yeah, I'm ready to raid
Just got a crystalian sorcery/gaol boost relic
Is it worth giving up the key for the ~13% damage boost with crystal sorceries on recluse?
>>530887743holy fuck im so jealous, god damn. very nice anon
>>530887872the key is useless, you get them everywhere plus your fellow metafagging teammates will likely be using the signboard relic
are none of you queueing up for the everdark bosses? ive been here waiting for forever now. is it even worth it to use the erg password anymore?
reminder about the fact that theres always 2 chests in EVERY keep you go to, for crystalian / golem keeps its on top of the broken tower on the right as you enter the 2nd roof (where crystalian is) and on the abductor virgin / lordsworn captain keeps its on a medium size tower up where the captain is (you have to jump on the ledge to reach up) stop pinging keeps for keys if ur not even checking those thx
>>530887743That's very nice. Kinda jelly.
This is still the best relic i have with that Raider effect on it after over 300 raider matches
Whats the site for relics?
>>530888126what platform?
>>530888157what about the knight/misbegotten camps? I know one of them has it in the tower but there's another variant that doesn't and I don't know where the key chest is in those.
>>530888253document in the OP has the specifics of all the effects and a list of all the guaranteed relics on it(remembrance and shop)
>>530888126i didnt use the password but just played with earl sneed so im gonna assume thats one of you niggas.
its incredible what happens in a run when all three players are sentient with functioning motor skills, seems pretty uncommon lately.
>>530888309afaik after 220hrs theres no big chest in any of the camps
>>530888434>i didnt use the password but just played with earl sneed so im gonna assume thats one of you niggas.>I didnt use the passwordnot one of us then.
>>530888513o
guess I hallucinated the tower one entirely then
>>530888560yeah thats cool bro some of us want to actually get in a match tonight though
>>530888513It seems like certain wood chests have a 5-10% chance of giving stonesword keys but it's hard to say whether it's just those particular ones i get lucky at or all of them do it.
>>530888672I'll wait for the real thread to be made.
>>530888434You can Earl Sneed my nuts nigga, ahahhahahahha trololololol
>>530886473That's an interesting question. Everything would be "equal" under Dung Eater.
>>530888697You just played a game didn't you? What are you crying at me for?
Drink some vodka to take the edge off.
People can argue that relics don't make -that- much of a difference but this is the first time it feels like I can reliably carry randoms with Revenant of all classes.
And I only have about 12 matches played as her now.
>>530888672WHY JANNIES HAVEN'T DELETED THAT VANDALIZED THREAD LMAOOOO FCKING RETARDS
>>530889254Because it's not vandalized
>>530889254Get over it or go back to your normalfag shithole.
>>530889146her brains are splattered across a wooden floor
>>530889254It will be destroyed don't sweat it. Watch what is about to happen. While you wait make a real thread.
>>530888672>This post is extremely low quality
>>530889091I wish I had a relic with "Attack power up after night invader" that had any passable riders at all
>>530889625People moved to the shitted one already why make this you monkey
>>530889835You should not tell lies
>>530888978I am eternally butthurt that the reviled shit eater is the most cruciblesque ending.
>>530889507>Watch what is about to happen.not bad kid
honestly feeling like that UGS dupe hogging is block worthy but the routing was kinda ass after 3 barring to imps at lvl 2 so ill forgive you
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GG
>get dunked on by the starting camp
It's over
My nightreign career is finished
>>530891692Honestly I don't know what I was thinking duping the whip but it was the only item I could think of as "desirable" given how shit my inventory turned out that game.
>>530887698That looks great. Who is the girl?
