Thread 530848631

>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>530812147

doll sex

Just got back from my workout, going to shower and then get on erg, all bosses, pc.

duchess sex

2/3 pc erg 2x everdark + heolstor

Nth for Wyldeye just being bros in arms and all

Revenant's true form

>>530848609
NTA but don't say that

>>530849516
Why not?

>>530849409
beautiful
very nice

I don't really get how the mods allow this thread to continue when we already have other erg threads, is this normal?

>>530849690
Because

>>530849690
nta and here to say yes, why not? Time to ruin some randos expeditions with delayed reaction time

picking guardian was a mistake
sorry bros

>>530849409
>>530849759
Well, it's time for me to masturbate before posting more.

>>530850248
Not really, just got unlucky with the lightning on furry mode

Whenever I see Rev I imagine she's actually some Miquella/Gwyndolyn style femboy and there's an adorable little cock under that dress. I have no basis for this and I dont bring it up because I dont want the lorelets to shitpost for hours, but I cant help it. I can only imagine Rev as a femboy.

>>530850384
holy trvke nvke

i don't really know how you essentially leaped 500ft into the air and landed in the eye of the dipshit's cyclone but i guess it worked

>>530850341
I got grabbed x2 cos of the low distance roll
close one

>>530850518
First time?

posted it again award

>>530850035
Its funny when people pick up self destructive habits like that

>>530850451
Does the doll cock have doll joints too?

>>530850451
its cause youre a mentally ill trannoid

>>530850635
nah, just never seen it done or knew the jumps were there.

PSN ergies:
Please carry a terrible executor through my first purple win. Queuing them both
1/3

>>530850771
It has a pop-on joint at the base but it feels soft and fleshy in my mouth.
>>530850804
Nope, just a chaser.

GG executor and ironeye

sorry devil knight i'm not playing with a cheater

>>530851003
prove it bitch

dogshit whoever you were

DOGSHIT GUARDIAN

>>530851157
!

>>530851157
What happened

>>530851226
idk I'm not playing
I just like interjecting every now and then

>>530851003
I knew someone with the heinous RACIST name k***ht was a cheater. Thankfully his name is censored so it can't harm anyone else. What a filthy racist pig, I blocked him because the racist word in his name scared me and I'm glad I did also knowing he's a cheater
Thanks 'cordsis! and Thanks threadmaker for taking the scary word away.

>>530851346
not him u absolute mongloid the other person in the group
seek help

>>530851346
No need to throw a hissy

nigthrein youtube content has literally just become "this relic says it improves thrusting attacks, but actually it improves sexual performance"

>>530851003
i can tell you got queued with sneedger considering this post >>530851346
really should've blocked him in advance

dogshit revenant/wylder duo

sneedgawd BROKE you.

>>530851415
DISGUSTING!!! Were you actually gonna play with that racist? sister,. don't you know how much we suffered just to get rid of that racist password!? Don't give them an inch!

>>530852232
Hmmm
Not particularly funny but I guess it's okay

>>530850904
I will be playing later, getting food now...

anyone else see a bizarre behavior pattern with rando executors refusing to grab anything that's not a katana in everdark queues?

>>530852947
no need to since i got my trusty katana with poison bleed and frost

>>530850651
stop being mean to people

Anon who's drinking to keep the voices at bay, have some hugs.

>>530853162
It's not mean, it's funny, imagine someone throwing their life down the drain just because of a short-lived whim that they'll obviously regret layer, and not because they were forced to, but just choosing to keep coming back to it

pump for mommy

any tips for death rite bird, as bird? Cunt absolutely shreds through the shield like it's nothing

>>530853656
Hit him with Holy, don't even bother trying to block his non physical attacks

>>530853656
Be high level so you dont get one shot

>>530853656
Aim for the head with holy dmg if possible.
watch your step the floor is ghostflame.

>>530853487
that's not funny

>>530853989
What is it then?

>>530853656
Order's Blade or Litany of Proper Death will absolutely shred it.

>>530854116
sad, tragic, unfortunate

I have never once managed to dodge the deathrite bird attack where he flies into the air then shoots the like expanding circles of spears

>>530854230
It can be both, and it is, it's funny and deserved

>>530854285
you can run at 100mph

Just got back from my 12 hour shift at the warehouse, going to smoke a couple joints and then get on erg, all bosses, pc.

>>530854413
you're a bad person, keep cutting yourself

>>530854570
Is that like something that turns into a house under moonlight?

>>530854471
Human trafficking?

give me grafted gs after ur done farming stats with it BAKA i even offered you marika's with the same passive

>>530854570
Human trafficking?

Ancient Dragon >>> Omega Adel
Gg /erg/ anons Duchess and Wylder lol

>>530854605
They had a parent with substance abuse problems and project their resentment on other people doing the same thing

why do people have 500 hours already

>>530854738
>>530854843

PSBros, I messed up and started the match with no relics, so I was doing mediocre damage. That was an awful run in general.

I'm queueing again.

>>530854605
None of that would effect what I said

>>530854827
It didn't really matter desu wanted to duplicate it to give it to you but then we wouldn't have killed the Noklateo Dragonkin soldier and at most got like 5 stacks of it

>>530848998
Didn’t ask. I’m about to go to the gym too though.

>>530854902
fun gaem

>Duchess drops a starlight shards and pings it
>buy one from the shop for her
>she claps
Didn't Fancy Spin/10, but it was a gg anyways

>>530854893
What resentment?

>>530855268
sorry birdbro i didnt have it....
I'll do the dance next time.........

>>530850451
You are gay. Cunny >>>> little boy penis. Get help.

>>530851346
So true xister!
>>530851452
I assume that means its time to stop playing
>>530853482
Shut up bitch

>>530850451
executor, kill this fujo

>>530855418
See you next time

que up PS sisters!

>>530855539
That's not what Fujo means

>>530855501
>Shut up bitch
Make me fuck boy. Now show me them uneven saggers.

>>530851003
why did you leave? is devil knight a cheater

>>530854570
>junkoid works at a shitty minimum wage back breaking job
Reality writes itself.

>>530854902
Virginity. Lack of social life. Etc.

>>530851452
funny and good post

>>530855547
see you!
do you play birb only?

hey erg fellow ergie here me an ‘uck just going to yem yem it up erm meant to say play coop what is the passie is we using the r*cist one or

>>530855734
fujoshi a failed woman who flicks off to gay porn
i guess you could just be a fag but that's boring

lol gg boss died in like 20 seconds

guardian
ironeye
Good game

libra should be immune to all stance damage, that was boring

>>530852867
You know what? I should probably do the same

>hit five evergaols
>still do shit damage
None of this means anything if you get shit drops...

can we please all agree on one password

>>530855970
It pretty much always specifically refers to two characters together, just 1 boy isn't yaoi that doesn't work or make any sense, it'd be 2 men shipped together

>>530856006
*jumps at the boss*

>>530855268
>>530855418
gg

>>530856114
erg is the only password.

2/3 erg pc
q pls

>>530856114
God, I wish.

>>530856114
we did agree on one password and we're using it.
Everything you've seen for the past three days has been a person throwing a temper tantrum that the majority stuck with tradition

>>530855976
>xhe hasn't blocked the tierlist tranny
retard

>>530856023
>waste time with gaols instead of getting full inventory of purples with good passives
>complain
a single purple 2h/full hp dmg bonus passive is worth more than two gaols

>>530856114
erg is gennie culture

>>530856023
>five evergaols
>getting any drops at all
evergaol relic is overrated

>>530856002
/v/ has been arguing about this for hours now, but does /erg/ think Guardian is a good class? I'm seeing a lot of people on /v/ who say Guardian doesn't do anything unique that other classes can't do, like a quote "skilled executor" could outblock a Guardian according to /v/ and Raider is better at staggering accordingg to /v/ and Revenant's summons are better at tanking according to /v/ (I think this one's true)
>>>/v/715143892

>>530856114
As long as tourists and discord troons invade this thread they will fight against the meanie no-no nigger word.

>>530856006
that was like a wilds boss lmao

>>530856375
The replies you would get on erg would be
>useless
>good with relics
>useful with relics, still worse than other characters

>>530856114
gennie only uses erg doe

>>530856002
Put me on the tierlist. You know my dick be big as Guardian.

>>530856375
It's complicated. I'll have more time to give my personal opinion after this game.

>>530856375
He's fucking BAD. Doesn't mean he can't clear, but he sucks. He's for challenge runs. Rev is also strictly inferior to Recluse, but the gap between their faith builds is not as high as between guardian and every other class.

>>530856375
Depends how you build him. I still need experiment more. But I find, upgrading his shield and relying on skill attacks to do damage works. Whack a bunch of damage negation on him and extra poise. And just skill attack through everything. What I did in this game with Duchess + Ironeye with a Godslayer Greatsword. He's just a stamina slut.

>>530856856
revenant is better than recluse

>>530856375
Guardian is okay. He'd be a lot better if More Likely To Be Targeted was a thing.

>>530856375
Everyone in that thread is currently posting here as well. What strange behavior.
>>530856114
No we can’t. As you can see, it’s having its intended effect of thread activity. Which is what they wanted.

>>530856375
>/v/ hates him
wtf i love guardian now

>>530856486
NOOOOOO FEXTRALIFE MIGHT BE IN MY GAME!!!!!! LET ME POST ERG ON THE FEXTRALIFE WEBSITE AND IN MY DISCORD AND SPAM PARAGRAPH POSTS ABOUT HOW FEXTRALIFE IS GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

>>530856375
He's objectively the worst class. Still viable but worse than every other class

I know a secret way to play Guardian that makes him OP.
You just 2 hand a Greatshield and use the shield itself to attack and do Guard Counters.

>>530857168
this fucking frog image cracks me up every time

>>530857223
I know an even better way to make him OP. You use the relic of repick and play a different class.

>>530850651
NTA that has been replying to you with dumb shit (>>530853162 and after)
cus i was playing the game.
That's fine. It's funny and sad, that some people let themselves self destruct for random shit as what you mentioned. Honestly you can go even further beyond that to explain this but that would be too off topic.
You're cool

>>530857223
It's better than it sounds but the attack speed and range is horrible
Feels like using a greathammer but with a dagger's reach
What I want is the greatshield powerstance that we had in DS2 and DS3

giga gaping jaw niggerg

I am NOT using the tranny password thanks

>>530856486
Many of us are responsible adults with a family anon and we don't want nigger sitting in the upper right hand corner of our screen for our family to see, hopefully one day you understand that feel but probably not

>>530857223
ive seen an erg player do this on raider and it was viable

>>530857489
You didn't have to reply NTA the fact that you're someone else obvuliouslybreplying with a different opinion makes that self evident that was redundant to say that

>>530857168
>it's a falseflag

>>530857721
That was probably me, lmao. It's worse than using a normal weapon on Raider but it's fun

>buddy plays Raider
>Still manages to somehow deal zero damage and constantly get one shot
Fucking how

>>530857727
Redundant/insignificant things/numbers in any sort of logical question including math can be ignored for the sake of comprehensibility unless stated otherwise.
Next time you face a post/question/argument with side-notes like that, you can obviate them, not make them the entire point of your next post.
That aside, you're p

>>530858249
I dont know what this post is saying

I'm Q-ing on PSN, but everyone's already left...

>>530858245
Because Raider sucks

>>530858320
I'm explaining why posts like >>530857727
are even more redundant than what i said previously that you already considered redundant.
You're per

>>530858249
wrong, i have lost points because i forgot to add the constant of integration

>>530858413
Everyone sucks

>>530858537
That's not a insignifican/redundant, retard. Deserved point loss, kys schizo

>>530858413
laughably bad take, he's tier S and competes with ironeye and wylder for the spot of strongest character in the game

>>530858732
Slow = bad

>>530857223
>>530857721
Speaking from experience, greatshield guard counters for some reason have a metric FUCKTON of stance damage, close if not the same as colossal guard counters.

Poor baby, why's he crying?

ggs exec & recluse

>>530858937
He just found out he's pregnant and he doesn't want to keep it but Rellana won't let him abort.

>>530858706
it's omitted in the lists of integrals i used to study so it's irrelevant...

>>530858817
>Give me a massive dom-mommy ogre of a woman like Loretta for a character. Int/Strength tank with carian abilities that change her weapon style. She gotta be big like Hildryn.

A nightfarer with grab attack

Every class should have an offhand colossal and a greatshield for on demand stagger and blocking fat attacks. This is easy to do every round

>>530859035
Poor thing
Hopefully he doesn't try to eat abortifacient herbs trying to get rid of it but just make it disabled and retarded once it's born instead!

>>530859006
gg fun run

>>530854285
you dodge into the first set of spears and the rest of them will fall around you safely

>>530857694
>he hasn’t made his family racist
ngmi

gg revvy ironeye

>>530855915
No I just like birb boy against Fulghor, I play mostly everyone

I kinda like these guys
I just love watching them explode and kill their friends

>>530858401
Yup. Dead game. Play with Arnold’s or don’t play at all. Hope you had fun anon. No refunds.
>>530859093
Shut the fuck up you low test faggot.

>>530859774
GG Wylder, I learned a new route through Miuntaintops this time.

>>530859958
I mean with erg pass, when I went for randoms earlier I got an instant match

>>530859958
Kys Snoy.

>>530859893
thats cruel, man

>>530860004
I rarely get to enter mountaintop via that eagle entrance so it was fun, doing dragon at a different spot was a first for me, I assume him moving is tied to circle moving

>>530855905
thank you

Super dead augur
gg

i am getting REALLY sick of you fuckers not pinging a single goddamn thing

augurbros... i think were ready for the everdark version

GG PS sisters, gonna throw out some trash and que back up

>>530860631
name em

>>530860635
Well played psbros

>>530856114
Check the archive from when Elden Ring released. It has always been erg

>improved incantations
>improved charged incantations
>improved holy damage negation
>duchwss trying to fight adel
This is what I'm fucking dealing with here lmao
GfG though. Least we won

>>530860631
sorry.. Im a bottom

>>530860849
This has got to be like the easiest area in the game I don't know why people stress over it

>>530860891
just parry adel
what are you, casul?

>>530860930
20 vigor

holy fucking shit playing with randoms is FUN_

>>530860631
What? You can't read my mind?

>>530856375
Guardian has second highest stagger potential with the halberd charge attack relic
Second fastest charging ult which both interrupts and heals
The only character besides ironeye who can consistently benefit from thrusting counterattack relics, dormant powers, talismans, and equipment effects.
And bar none the best character for snatching aggro, capable of ripping that shit off of a restaging duchess if he's using the persistent whirlwind relic.

One of the friends in my group plays guardian and it consistently reminds me how good that character is when piloted by somebody very good at it.
One of the ergites has a really good guardian too.
A less good guardian you fucking FEEL how much longer everything is on top of always having guardian
A great guardian you FEEL how much more relaxing everything is. Even small shit like mob fights are completely trivialized by a good guardian. Revenant? Shit on by guardian. Wolf? Shit on by guardian.
Elmer or any of the mounted retards? Shit on by guardian

The "issue" is that guardian can't fabricate damage out of thing air. If the team sucks, you suck. Duchess can shift into caster. Revenant can fish for seals. Guardian? You're fucking stuck.

>>530861082
>15 minutes of mad goat action

>>530857660
Then you don't play with us.
Simple as.

Conform or get left behind.

>>530860930
Rot sucks

>>530856114
cuties

>>530859065
It's not always omitted, you're talking about definite integrals. But then again you're the retard that brought it up when talking about insignificant anything.
When i mention insignifcant anything i mean shit like Kc in phyical chemistry for practicality or in propositional logic. I know there's even concepts of redundancy in Law, civil law and but that's just reaching out to being a contrarian retard, when it's clear what i meant to say with my first post.

>>530858937
NTM (Not that messmer) but was playing LD:N i rn (pronounce n i rn like syllables) and then two people left so i left and saw your posts and got sad

i had the adel lightning stake spawn next to me and i could still just run away from it without taking damage, but im sure i remember people seething and dilating about it being an insta death

>>530861918
YYS you slut. I'll show you one day, I'll blow every ERGie in this general and reign supreme.

Don't play nightreign if you haven't played Elden Ring yet

It will ruin Elden Ring for you. You will get used to fast movement that ER doesn't provide

I want to spank Miquella!

>>530860930
Please understand, FAI 6

>>530862068
it's people who didn't realize the purple pillar is the telegraph. You could be point blank when it spawns and can still outrun where the jumpads will spawn

>>530860168
Cope

>>530862068
if your stamina bar is expended you can't get away in time more or less, or if you get hit by any of the bolts or some such, then it's time to drink 3 estus / convert physick or die probably
unless someone uses golden lightning fortification, then make sure you afk inside and hit adel

>>530862145
>You will get used to fast movement that ER doesn't provide
thats why i can only play wylder. i have to be constantly going at 100mph

>>530862068
just dodge it lol

>>530862051
What is LDN

>>530859065
>>530862051
What are you talking about
>>530862224
That’s not Miquella that’s his hot cunny sister from another video game

>>530862543
"LD: N I RN", not LDN.
You're perf

>>530858809
boss can't do anything = free win

>>530854605
Self-harm is self help

queue up PS Sissies

>>530862846
then you should help yourself more

>>530862863
should have dropped them shards at the merchant

So is this just a
>i wanna fuck dolls
Thread at this moment?

>>530862145
I played Nightreign first and have started base ER recently. I got filtered by having to relearn some bosses that I had previously relied on surge sprint to deal with, but it's otherwise not THAT bad.
The real problem is the map. Not being able to look at it in combat feels like SHIT.

>>530862905
good sloppa
>>530862863
you don't have to accompany us to the magetowers you know, are you afraid of going to the castle alone anon...?

>use silver pickled fowl foot before opening the 3 castle chests
>bleed antspur
there are ''people'' who dont pick up every fowl foot

>>530855949
even doe theres dozens of us

2/3 PSN everdark bosses

>network error
>rejoin
>rev is the only one left
>she leaves

>>530863630
had a random crash recently too, how long will these go for

>>530863006
I will

Everdark Heolstor cannot come soon enough we dumpstered him.

Quite possibly one of the most boring matches I've had

>join match
>realize I have to pee as soon as we clear the first camp
>have to wait 35 minutes
Pain

>>530863870
just pee after the first night boss? are you retardde

1/3 pc all

>>530862612
>that's not Miquella
Elaborate?
>that's his sister
Tell me more oh tell me more...

>ctrl f
>brony
>0 results
good thread

>>530863870
Steamdick does not have this problem

>>530863759
show us afterwards

>>530863787
all the bosses are really weak in comparison to everdarks

>>530860891
Was fighting ED Horse and I got such cheeks everything. Incantations, poise, rapiers, shields, bunch of holy weapons which I believe is the ONLY thing he is resistant to. I had to use a madness spear weapon art against him because it was doing the most damage. Thankfully the double ExeCUTEor duo were good so we won. They looked like they were having fun and it made me want to play the class. Is the loot actually based on what you have in your inventory? Like, should I always make sure to avoid seals so I don't get more seals? And always go out of my way to spell towers so I can mostly have staffs?

>>530863258
I'm doing my part. I masturbated a few times before posting so I would avoid talking about getting pregnant from Wylder and over eating his bread. Now the doll fuckers can nestle in and enjoy horny posting about her. We listen and we don't judge.

reminder all the everdarks will get upgraded to their true versions in dlc

>>530863948
It takes longer than that
>>530864103
I want one but I don't want to get one

>530862905
revenant's design doesn't have shoes, dogshit sloppa

>>530864228
I think it's still out for debate, I regularly just take anything that gives me a good passive line, and I don't feel like it changes the loot pool whatsoever
until someone shows an actual datamine and how the rates are affected, I'm unconvinced

who was in the wrong here

>>530864104
People got mad last time

>>530864228
Unless you've got 3+fp relic on seals it doesn't matter. Just focus on getting a godroll on your faith spell. Otherwise, focus on getting decent passives to build up your innate strength.

>>530863290
>The real problem is the map. Not being able to look at it in combat feels like SHIT.
There's no reason why they couldn't let us open it and just have fast travel disabled. There's already an existing mechanic for it when you're in mini-dungeons and multiplayer

>>530864378
I can't tell either. I always go for good passives too, but sometimes I wonder if that's what is giving me such bad drops.
>>530864506
Fair. Duchess can use a variety of stuff so it's not the end of the world, but I certainly feel bad when it's extra scuffed because I can't get anything worthwhile or all my weapon arts are aura buffs or chode range. I usually focus on any dmg negation I can.

>>530864472
there was a last time?

i beat all bosses now but i gotta say this game is too stressful. i have no problem playing the other souls games because I can go at my own pace and you can relax after beating a boss or whatever, and after you learn the route you can kind of just go through it on autopilot but here you constantly need to rush everywhere and pay close attention to what the fuck you're doing for 30 minutes it's exhausting

>>530864431
OP was. the other two are an excellent commentary on the duality of man.

>>530864817
Yeah I thought that's why you were saying that

>>530864784
The path to being a good Revenant is not giving a fuck. When you gamble, you got to take losses into account in your winning strategy. Half the time I just grab a river of blood if it drops and go ham.

Put Zombii in F-Tier with Miquella Cocksleeve pls.

>>530862905
I can queue in 10-15 minutes. I got no one twice earlier, so I did solo Revenant and died to the fake dragon on night 2...

>two revvies
>against Libra
EZ

why yes i did pick "fight at upmost strength"

>>530865000
uhhhh this is not how I remember that pic

>>530865189
As a revsissy, I can suck a golfball through a mcdonald's straw. I'll see you ingame ;>

>>530865150
baste

>>530864097
But now there's one, retard.

>>530865150
I noticed. And you snatching that HP up talisman at level 1 from under me.

>>530864431
bros don't click that link it's a virus

All I want is the +1 character skill to stack to Wyldly spiderman my way through the map

>>530865524
hey that was the other one lmao

>>530864963
what? I'm confused

Stop

>>530865720
sneedGAWD mindbroke Gemini....

>>530865720
its over

>>530865150
psssh nothin personnel libra
*did every evergaol and has 7 relic buff stacks*

Who else out here queuing all nightlords with erg on and winning every game?

>>530865720
that's funny

>>530865720
kek

>>530865650
How? About what?

>>530865878
this overly chill gatto is going straight into my cats folder

>>530864003
Do you really not know that character or her game though?
>>530865189
Yeah because you’re an obsessed trooner makes sense

>>530865873
its broken especially compared to randoms, having teammates who know what theyre doing makes an extreme difference

>>530865960
NTA
Please

>>530865720
He's getting desperate now because nobody is falling for his psyop.

>>530865720
Playing with Fextra is a good thing

>1/3 pc all 20 mins
yeah, randos it is

>>530866020
What?

>>530866012
I now everybody here likes to jerk each other off, and yeah theres more good players than with randoms, but people here are not the flawless no-hit gods people pretend to be in the thread.

>>530865878
Do you look like this?

>>530865720
ELON HAS SPOKEN!

>>530866228
yeah but i can actually experiment with shit on erg, i try to do randoms today and its just a disaster, level 3 on the first night etc.

>>530866004
I just repost stuff.
I saw Miquella Fantasy draw him, so I thought that was just Miquella in a modern outfit.

>>530865720
niggerg it is

>>530866323
Yeah thats true, you can get goofy with it.

I hope all anons are behind #Ukraine and against fascist ruzzia

#slava
#ghostofkyiv

queuing all bosses pc Esgar 1/3

>>530866562
Slava! To the last Ukranian!

>>530866004
2nd time today someone shits on femboy lovers while actively admitting to being a pedophile. Its a privilege to be hated by the right people.

>>530866562
Elden Ring?

>>530866194
Do me a favour. Don't post off topic of that

>>530865650
I thought you were saying that because I had done it before and you wanted me to do it again

>>530865524
>>530865637
yeah that was me, but hey I left you the blue feather talisman :)

>>530866573
What is she looking at anon?

>>530866573
if wylder never ever ever takes his helmet off, then his hair would definitely would be a long mess

>>530865150
based

Isn't it interesting how these posts
>>530865720
>>530866269
>>530866150
>>530866457
Always coincide with a sudden uptick in these posts
>>530866004
>>530866257
>>530866562
>>530866631

My Guardian can kick your ass.

GG recluse and bowless ironeye. Thought you were fucking around at first

i hate this faggot centaur boss more than anything. get hit with one shockwave then immediately get hit again the second i get up

>>530867082
use your wakeup to roll through if you get hit

>>530866730
Its on topic, but what will you give me in return?

>>530866779
Thanks...

>>530865720
>>530866925
This anon didn't post what he asked the AI so its obviously bullshit. Post it again with what you asked it chud

>>530866798
Wylder having a bigger bust than her

>>530867082
horses are weak to rimjobs

>>530867013
I have played bow ironeye exactly once in my Nightreign career and I still feel a little gay for it.

>>530866925
you are trans.

>>530866779
that was funny as fuck

>>530863716
>>530863630
Rev rejoined and it went pretty well. We had a really weird route but killed Fulghor without much issue.

>>530867082
first time i played against him i got absolutely destroyed by his shockwave lol.

>>530866901
you will never be the bright, skilled and ingenious utaha

>>530867082
>getting hit
LOL

>>530867430
vivi LOVE

>>530867430
bibianposter...

>>530863870
holding it in isn't worth it, trust me

>>530863870
Bro, your bottle?

>>530867082
Play Raider and become the shockwave

>>530863870
Go to the toilet, nobody cares if you're out for 3 minutes

>>530867661
I'm not peeing my pants for nightreign

>>530866269
esgar? ukrania? zstrm?

>>530867792
Who the fuck goes from just realizing they have to piss to pissing their pants in 30 minutes? Are you 12?

why matchmaking stuck at 1/3 for multiple minutes

>Perfect 10.10 everdark adel run
>Clear the shifting earth
>Level 15 before night 2 boss
>Curbstomp adel without anyone reaching 3 downs

>All with a pair of randoms I'll never see again
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>530865150
I've literally never seen this option are you supposed to do something to unlock it?

Bros why is the default map so common, the default map is so shit compared to the others

>>530867864
NTA, but I'm diabetic and it happens very quickly for me. In less than a minute, I go from "I should go pee" to "I HAVE TO PEE".

>>530867990
i just use the earth shift coin thing

>>530867990
Conjure a shifting earth for one sigil at the sigil shop.

>>530867925
enjoy your drooling retards for the next random match :^)

>>530867990
>that pic
Source? Looks cute. Except for the ghost.

>>530867925
Send a friend invite you sperg
The worst they can say is no

>>530867116
It's not on topic, you got banned.
Don't ask that to me, you know what i can, have done, and will do for you. And it would be too off topic. I'm sorry

>>530866812
no the hair is compressed in the helmet so it cant keep growing so its actually perfect forever trust me broo

*revs cunnybell*

>>530867430
why do you tranny freaks always have to follow your shitty post with a tranime pic?

>>530868386
Can you spank a doll?

>>530866812
He could look like anything under that helmet
He could be bald
And, come to think of it, there is one man missing from Nightreign...
A very trusty man......

>>530868458
You need therapy.

>>530867864
No

>>530868191
Takopi's Original Sin

>>530867907
same i thought they put me in the punishment queues for losing too much

>>530867925
>All with a pair of randoms I'll never see again
i think this is kino, i also dont accept friend requests

>>530868239
What??

>>530868458
tranime website

>>530868585
Looks surprisingly good.

>>530868540
wylder is not patches fuck off

>>530867925
send a friend request!

You're welcome :)

>>530866770
I don't know who you are but you should keep cutting yourself

>>530868585
shit is the new episode out already?

gg you twos

>>530865992
it's the cat of an anon on /ck/

>>530868945
Not gg. They were hoping for a Wylder to impregnate them both.

>>530868458
reddit website

>>530867925
>mfw I completely carry a raid and then refuse all friend requests

>>530868927
yes

>>530868663
What what

>>530868945
gg, duchess is starting to be my favorite spellcaster

>>530869117
What are you even talking about

>>530868808
I'm sorry, I will

what passie are we all using

Fulghor has too much fucking HP, man.

GGs PSN doods. Shitvwass going great intil it wasn't. At least the expedition was smooth since I actually got really good drops for once.

>>530868996
>>530865992
why the frick cant i get in a game

What would the strongest triple class be?
Maybe Raider, for all the stunlocking spam?
Maybe Wylder because you could just zip around the map way faster than anyone else? Imagine 3 Wylders with double grapples speedrunning the whole map
I feel like Revenant and Duchess would be worse than Guardian, because of the starlight shards
Ironeye and Recluse really need someone in front of them

>>530868932
Advertisements aren't really part of the site, that would mean the weird porn adverts they have now make this an 18+ 3d animation website, not anime

>>530869270
Don't do that
Love yourself more

>waiting for queue
>get up and stretch
>look outside
>the lillies outside my window are blooming
>nice.jpg
>now back to winning games

gg agains ps sisters, sorry i went down alot at last fight

>>530868945
ggs, it was a fun game

>>530868932
how much of modern culture do we owe to Atari shitting the bed? If ET doesn't crash the games market, nintendo never gets a foothold in the west, america remains oblivious to japanese culture, anime doesn't proliferate among neets, 4chan is never founded, the internet gets its cultural hand-me-downs from something entirely different, the information age as we know it is unrecognizable

>>530869183
FFS. You bully me with Stelio Kontos

>>530869449
plants are demons

>>530848869
https://files.catbox.moe/yz84fk.jpg

>>530869358
Triple Revenant is the best if all are competent. Don't underestimate the summons all stacking up on people.

>>530869449
amerimutt suburbs truly are a layer of hell

>>530869558
>claims to like dolls
>draws them all with the doll anatomy removed

>>530869447
Kys schizo

can nezuk and maddy stop treating erg as their private chat and fuck off to their discord server

It's Friday Night. I want an edit of this with Wylder's face.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e5jQNX_TRMs

>>530869550
no u
>>530869648
Is there something specific about that image that you dont like or are you just a little negative nancy. The air is fresh, the flowers are in bloom, life is good.

>>530869782
Literally haven't said anything

>>530869490
>>530869348
Well played guys. Will play a few more games later tonight.

>>530869516
there was a prominent Western fanbase for Osamu Tezuka's work way before Nintendo got exported to america. the anime proliferation had little to do with the videogame market stuff

>>530869782
It's my fault. I'll stop now

>>530869853
The Euro fears the lawn.

>>530869175
Duchess is my favorite everything
But I'm at the "you're playing ironeye" part of my playlist

>>530869502
Oh man I was hoping somebody screenshot that.
But also
>"i'll use iron eyes weapon skill to avoid the explosion"
>use it at the start of the explosion
>still die after the iframes finally run out
"The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math"

>>530869614
Rya wouldn't do this

>>530870020
Its not even that big of a lawn

>>530869502
kek you had a better angle than me

>>530870020
>The Euro fears the lawn.
Nigga you can't cut your grass without begging your local overlord for the permission

sybau

evens slip into bed and be eepy for a bit
odds invade erg queue..

>>530870285
I dont have an HOA. My neighbor to the left hires a company to cut hers once a week, my neighbor to the right has cut hers twice this year (they have a big garden setup in the front so I dont blame them), and nobody raises a fuss. Most places are normal like this.

>>530870361
no escape
In you go

>>530870083
She for sure would

>>530870428
>go outside
>get shot by a nigger
>go inside
>your daughter getting blacked, son jacking off to of whores
>get stopped by police
>10 years in jail for misgendering

nigga sybau

>>530870429
I havent gotten a match in awhile and I was wondering whats up. Im in all bosses erg PC, and I'm also at 1/3. If you are too, then what the fuck is going on? Are queues having some kind of error?

>>530860930
it's not actually difficult, it's just for effect
actual kino

>cannot stop thinking about nigs
revtroons everyone

>>530870083
You could scan Rya's wrists with a barcode reader

>>530870581
same, sitting in q 30 mins, no matches, 1/3, pc erg all

>>530870563
strange post man

>>530870429
>>530870581
I have queued for both everdarks... pls carry

>>530870563
Euro's have some weird fantasies about American life. Then again living in a commie block will probably do that do a developing mind.

>>530870563
Stop getting all your opinions from cable news. The real world isnt like this. I shot off fireworks in the street on the 4th and 5 of my neighbors came out and we shared beers, at least 3 races present and all age groups from 20 to 70s, and nobody had a melty.

>>530870581
clearly we came here to be alone
Or you might have me blocked
But I think something is wigging out

Does anon enjoy being attacked by Margit out of nowhere?

>>530870754
I will carry you, eepy Revvy, but I need the queues to actually work. Even if I have someone here blocked, there's no way that this many people are all queuing (or so they say ITT) and none of us are getting a match.

>be american
>you know for a fact your daughter is having a train run on her starting from ages 14-15
that's literally fucking insane

if the queue isnt working you need to restart the game

>>530870917
oh I thought I just missed the boat... are the queues completely broken rn?
2/3 now

>>530870872
Yeah, it's really fun, I wish it happened more often
Or even cooler like imagine if it was sort of a search system where it was like the red invasion dots but like it was a wandering red dot that goes to the last location you cleared or whatever or something like that where it hunts you down and that'd another time mechanic cause it'll eventually catch you

>>530870976
Yeah I'm hard resting, but if its happening to everyone then something else must be broken.

>>530866269
1/3 all bosses pw ukrania, everygrok hop in

>>530870872
yes.
it's the only shardbearer i can reliably parry.

>Playing Duchess
>Get a Wylder and Duchess duo
>Great run
>Run up to them after
>Fancy spin in front of them
>Wylder uses "You're Beautiful"
>Duchess just stands there in my face giving me the Kubrick stare
I'm so sorry sister, I didn't mean to step on your toes.

>>530871021
>2/3
>3/3
Iunno

waiting for my teammates to come to the nightlord because they sat in the fire too long lol

sneedger is holding us all hostage again

>>530871171
I want to touch a woman again

>>530871297
I'm stuck at 2/3 still

>>530870285
i mow my lawn with a scythe

>>530868794
You sound mad

>>530871408
It keeps going back to 2/3 after we hit 3/3 idk

>>530871408
it's over lmfao
I just turned off my pc, sry guys

>>530871408
>>530871346

>>530871257
Not that duchess but sometimes when everyone starts running gestures at the end of the round I fumble every UI interaction horribly and end up just standing there like a retard, shuffling my inventory. Feelsbad

>fully restart my PC
>relaunched NR
>queue all, erg
>queue goes to 3/3
>a few seconds pass
>it goes to 2/3
Something is definitely broken here.

>>530867990
What the fuck anime is this

>>530871257
I wish when this happens I could rub it in more and gloat more than just saying "Thank you"
I've considered friending the person to ask why they didn't say it to me too when the reverse happens

>>530871565
sneedger here, must be their shitty servers baka
I'm 1/3, while you're 2/3
crazy...

>>530871375
Why?

>>530871675
Sneedger can you check your steam DMs please, it's important

>>530871675
Holy shit take off the training wheels you loser samefag faggot

>>530868585
>>530871578

>>530869516
globalization was inevitable
once japs saw disney films it was going to happen

>>530871783
Looks gay

>>530871565
I'm not hallucinating, it literally just did it again. Look it said 3/3, and then it went back down to 2/3 and I'm waiting again.

>>530871741
checked :)

GG Revenant and Ironeye. Nice and easy run. I think my lightning claymore was pretty helpfully in the first phase.

>>530871828
same happened to me

i pirated the game so i cant play with erg sorry guys

a toast... to fromsoftware!
for making sure blocking people makes it even worse for you!

>>530871923
That's not what it is dont be retarded.

bros...

>>530871171
recluse's boobs aren't that big...

>>530871970
still in q?

>>530872025
One person isn't holding up like 10+ people's queues, retard.

>>530872112
>>530872025

So why is Godwyn a big squid

>>530871375
What are you willing to do/how far are you willing to go to make it happen?

>>530871564
That makes sense. I fumble too sometimes. I just figured she did the one step forward towards me and stopped that I was like oh no I've interrupted a cute couple.
>>530871625
lol. Just dabbing all over the gf? Look at how he's paying attention to me not you. I should use "You're Beautiful" more. I mostly just do spin and thank you bow. Feels fitting for Duchess.

E-EASY heolstor run

>>530871979
banger

>>530872165
I'm not sure why you said gf but yeah that
I guess thank you then spin works fine, a point down could be fun but then he might take it as "Say it to this person too"

>>530871625
I have Hey! pinned and I use it for every situation

What's a good level for mind if I'm just using it for special attacks and maybe summons ?

Miqutie come back I'm bored.

>>530872414
20

We don't need 6 fucking flasks for FULGHOR. Come on you shitters stop pinging churches

>>530872414
25 maybe

>>530869502
zesty image but also fabulous

no one is even playing this game

servers are dead again
don't forget to pay $40 for an asset flip made in 2 weeks, which you won't even be able to play due to dogshit servers

we LOVE fromsoftware here, redditbros! *glug glug glug*

>>530872568
12 flasks and a quarter hit to fulghor's hp sounds good to me

>>530872649
Okay, and? Do you think that if I like a book, I can't talk aboutbit unless I'm skimming chapters as I write about it?

>>530872702
works on my machine

>>530872702
this but unironically!

>>530872649
no content in nightreign so i reinstalled elden ring

>>530872702
Oh that makes sense. I was about to jump in for my 100th Duchess game. I was all pumped and excited and I just couldn't get a game then it kicked me to solol mode. I guess I'll masturbate again.

>>530872393
Faggot

>>530872702
this but unironically

>>530872904
Don't masturbate let me go down on you

>>530872393
Hey!

>>530873203
Good boy. Apologies in advance if I crush your head with my thighs.

>>530872904
>>530873203
>>530873336
hey mush, yys, nezuk
can you stay on your discord, and never leave? thanks

>>530872393
are you the faggot who spams hey like 20 times per game? knock it off, it's annoying as shit

queuing all bosses erg pc

>>530873336
Do not apologize for that

What was going through his head

>>530873447
None of those posts are me!

>>530873475
We all are. Its down or something.

>>530873447
I don't play with anons here, so I don't really know those names. I did watch that one yys youtube video that was linked once. She made me want to play Revenant again so I did and then I died horribly, again. I am nothing without my elegant poise.

>>530873491
<3

>>530873613
Not a damn thing
In 5 seconds though? A chariot wheel

>>530873613
>the guy behind me is a rob wielding tranny faggot!

>>530873645
Aw shit lol.

>the new pw is a psyop use the real one!
>2/3 for 30 minutes now
niggers

>>530873613
it's a skeleton, so...lol

queue up or im about to switch to poe

>>530866335
Nope, she’s from a different game, it’s not out yet
>>530866642
What the hall are you on about you actual incredible retard? I’m shitting on the dsgtroon who is obviously referring to his gay little edit. Learn to read
>>530866925
Same for you. Get a grip cocksucker

>>530873969
it's down retard

>>530873898
>>530873969
yeah apparently the servers are down. i get 3/3 and then nothing happens

Reddit is saying thay fromsoft is finally going through their first wave of banning people for cheating and toxic behaviour
Were we all banned?

>>530866901
i look like that
>>530867430
didn’t ask post more like that
>>530868191
>pic
it’s clearly a webm
>>530868458
back to containment tourist

>>530873721
yys made a viddy? link?

>>530874189
thats what you get for being carried

>>530873721
><3
<3
>I don't play with anons here
So no head crushing? :(

>>530874031
If she's as cute and spankable as Miquella, I'm interested.

>>530874189
ok im reporting back in, i was able to find a normal game. not sure whats going on with the password

>>530872414
18
>>530872160
why not

I wonder if the trannies posting hearts, tranime waifus and erp online know they're talking with a fat, hairy, smelly faggot, just like they are, and not a woman

QUEUE POPPED, FINALLY

>>530868996
Source? I’ve never been on /ck/ in my life and I’ve had that image saved sinc e3 years ago
>>530869516
I think you’re massively oversimplifying this

Which of these would be better to run?

>>530874518
uhm ghost flame is terrible so the left one..

>>530874518
left

>>530874518
you need better relics man

>>530874518
Those are both kinda bad I'm ngl to you but like I guess the left one?

>>530874570
a flower sprouts out of this dude? i just fought him

>>530870698
>>530870526
what a fucked up to say
>>530870285
>>530870563
dsgtroon posts btw the ‘sybau’ and immediate thinking of groids is xher signature thing

>>530874628
Ghostflame isn't awful, it's not good against bosses but it kills stuff in a big area in like camps amd stuff

>>530874518
>leaning on the evergaol crutch either way
pathetic

>>530874813
yea..im going to ult to kill...trash mobs...

>>530874767
I think that's an OC, wdym him? Who?

>>530871375
>again
That never happened you were dreaming please learn the difference

The servers arent down you niggers just arent queueing

>>530874890
yeah i like being able to take out all of the oracle guys in a single explosion

>>530874890
>Avatar or signature use

>>530874676
>>530874709
What should I try to get then?

>>530874890
Literally, yeah
What, do you think that holding onto it for 20 minutes because nobody 3 bars during anything but the big bosses amd not using it is better?
Use it or lose it

>>530874892
oh i thought it was thiollier

>>530871923
>>530872649
>>530872702
Good posts! So true! No refunds btw!

>>530874892
msleigh marais

did you see my lightning spear stop the fulghor charge
nice run

>>530875123
i ult to kill the boss area faster with 30% damage boost for all your team, i think thats better than doing 5-10% of damage to the area boss, yea.

>>530872393
I have you pinned and now I’m going to use you for every situation. How do you like the sound of that?

>beat 4 main bosses
>can now fight the big one
this game is just megaman x5

>>530875268
I dont have that relic
I didn't say the other options weren't better I just said it's not awful
I like using it because it's stylish and I don't have the other effects with a better relic

>>530875305
it really is megaman
first thought when I saw the bosses open up after gladius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuLvDZEhbbA&list=RDPuLvDZEhbbA

>>530874628
>>530874813
It’s decent damage against bosses. It at least means that her ult is not just a panic button and that you can use it offensively. In combination with her 25% more damage after ult for the team you can open the fight really strong.

>>530875429
both is fine but you can find better stuff. the team damage boost is pretty much a must to have.
>>530875390
>I dont have that relic
oh..

GGs you two
Also really nice save Executor
I didn't know dog roar just goes through walls like that
Was pretty awesome

Lmao it was a fun run despite every boss in that map being unfun to fight against as Executor.
Well done /erg/ anons Raider and Duchess

>>530870872
No i didn't it was gay and shitty

>>530875637
>mouse and keyboard

>>530875739
I'm assuming that's just because she pressed the screenshot button on the keyboard

>>530875637
ggs

>>530875637
Yeh lmao, /erg/ anons always have our backs covered even between extremely thick volcano walls

>>530875739
if you press any key it will automatically switch layouts

>>530875739
dumb dumb

>>530871257
this is so funny lol

>up against gigadel as wylder
>revenant and raider for teammates
>raider keeps getting downed
>revenant does better but does also get downed frequently due to being ultra-super squishy
>i clutch up so many times to save them
>eventually decide the raider is a lost cause after 3bar revving him for the second time and he immediately gets downed again
>revenant dodges well for a bit but also eventually gets 3bar'd
>even after i used a wending grace to try and turn things around, i too eventually fall
i know i could have done better but man if that raider put in even 1/20th the effort the revenant and i put in...

>>530871375
>again
REEEEEE NORMALFAG GET OUT

...

can you get a relic with damage negation at full hp? i onyl seen taking damage boost damage negation

>>530874247
I like her. Behold.

>>530876501
don't think that's a relic line, no

>>530871731
NTA but i only have interest in one person in this planet. Sadly

>>530876501
That's the only one right now. Caligo's everdark relic will have a better negation passive, whenever they releases.

>>530876501
No. But low HP does a good enough job at preventing one shots
It's 25%
You'll notice if saving your keester on ironeye

>>530876741
It will? Would you mind posting the upcoming relics
Or is it in the sheet?

Dogshit revenant, never queue with niggerg again.
Retarded tranny erping faggot, constantly downed.

>>530876816
Does the low hp damage reduction stack on relics?

>>530876590
Why?

>>530876976
Do you mean with itself? I don't actually know. I know it stacks with the equipment passives however.

I, 40 year old man, have become revenant, in my mind and soul. You would not believe if you see me, but inside I'm just a little revengful girl.

>>530876976
spreadsheet in the op

>>530877068
Too off topic, muse

dead pass, dead game

>>530853656
Your roll is too shit to get out of the swathes of aoe crap he leaves behind. And your shield is useless against that. Youre a badly designed class and that boss will always remind you of that. Your whirlwind is useless. Your guard counters, assuming you can trigger them, whiff against its skinny frame. You miss, again and again. You are absolute dead weight. Stop playing that slop class, get some help. Apply your self. Play literally anything else. Some birdfags recommend holy damage. Literally everyone else can do better with a holy damage than you. Some have relics for it (ironeye), some have top miracle scaling (revenant & recluse), some completely negate any need for holy and just curbstomb the boss with staggers (raider and wylder) or status effects (executor). You are nothing. You are useless.

i may be a melee class who doesn't use fp at all but i would never ever ever drop a starlight shard for my reverant or duchess

>>530853969
people keep posting this shit but deathbirds are weaker to strike than they are holy

>>530877562
They're -40 in both

queue being finnicky... time for forced eepy

>>530877643
trying to queue myself on PC but not finding any of you tards

>>530877706
i checked and you are correct

>>530877643
Something is definitely wrong with the servers
I queue'd up just to join you but it took until just now for me to find you via matchamking
Minutes after you made this post

>>530877643
...............

>>530875946
wheres the any key I dont see it

>>530877895
at 1/3 trying to find you, the crap is up with these servers

>>530877895
Try again, we're 2/3 now in erg

Okay but wouldn't it to be avenge, not getting revenge? It was Chloe that was wronged, not Daphne

>>530877895
kys yourself yys

>>530877794
Yeah that's a good idea
>>530878045
I was 1/3 trying to find the rev as well
It's ogre (for tonight)

I want a talking cat nightfarer

at 2/3 on PC, erg password

>>530878109
another jap wordplay

>>530878113
You have the wrong poster... I am gonna be eepy

>>530878163
I miss the affable talking cats

>they got banned from online
oh nonononono

>>530878213
room's full

>queue finally pops after being broken
>raider immediately leaves
>exec and I clutch the run
>even beat a castle basement BBH at level 7
I was surprised that it was regular Gnoster though, I was ready for ED. That was probably the sloppiest Gnoster I've ever done but hey we won it.

>>530878315
god dammit it booted me out of the 2/3 and then put 2 other people in

>>530876562
...huh.
You're going to be annoyed at me, but she looks a bit too realistic for me to want to spank. Like, she looks too much like a real kid, and paradoxically, I'm losing my desire to whack her ass with a leather strap.
She is cute, though. Would totally dote.

>>530872904
>>530873336
>>530873721
what should duchess mains like us do sis

>>530878459
The sheer girth on display

>>530878459
So jubilant...

>>530878459
fucking beautyful

>>530878263
sweet shalquoir was kind of an asshole honestly

>that undead skeleton guard counter buff guardian gets
so I can just break bosses stances every 30 seconds? kinda broken holy shit

>>530878514
>Duchess 100+
>Recluse 0
What causes this sort of 'tism?

>>530878605
Holy burst Guard counter is better imho

>>530872160
He's turning into a baslisk. Look closely

>>530878605
>>530878809
>knocks the enemy down instead of a crit
fuck you

>>530878605
Yes. Get it with the holy burst guard counter? It's over. Get it with the +X% stance break? You become the god Executor wishes he was. Stack all that with the damage reflected on block relic, and it's basically one guard counter to stacker up to a crucible knight.

>>530878356
i am fucking terrible at parrying (least played nightfarer is my excuse), that said
>duo queue test
>level 15
>castle basement bbh with no wipes or 3 bars
>day 3 bug boss down
that's a pure win
i'm guessing the servers ate the raider

trying to queue for PC, erg, all bosses, so lonely

>>530878762
NTA but recluse is so slow it makes me want to bite my table and hear it crack

@'zuk
even doe shes mush's maso slut now doe

rev... wtf is that...

>>530878581
how could she be an asshole?
She's just a cat

!

new chasethebro kino just dropped lets peep this out /erg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoHeShItxPE

>>530878897
You parried fine, bro. It was a gg.

>>530878410
Meh, I kind of feel the same way so it’s whatever, she’s still cute but I like the fan art of her a lot too. I hope her game is good at least

>>530876562
If you like this character you are unironically a pedophile and there can be no argument.

>>530877794
>>530878256
>>530878109
I mating press cuties who look like and say this

>>530879325
>*holds L1 to block with weapon as the video starts with a fade-in*
Yo Whats Up Guys It's
>*takes a few quick moments pause, spins around thrice*
ChaseTheBro Here And
>*moves the camera down then up, poorly edited jump cut into him running around in the smallest circle possible allowed by the game's deadzone movement*
And Welcome Back To Another Weapon Showcase! Today Today We're Gonna Take A Look At The Backhands Blade!
>*uses Swift Slash Ash of War on a Revered Spirit in Belurat to demonstrate his power, putting the ChaseTheBro fan, (You) in awe*
>*2Hs the Backhand Blade, spamming L1 to waggle like a faggot
>*shows an average quality build with nothing special to note*
So yeah, that's the build. Let's get into some invasions!!
>*invades an obvious PvE only player with his friends doing coop legit with another friend that isn't trying to twink or overleveled with no obvious attempt at trying to PvP, just honest gameplay on his victims' part*
>"looks like we got some gankers here guys! and they are using ultra greatswords too!
*is obviously seething but trying to hide it with fake positivity*
>*hardswaps off the Backhand Blades despite the video being a weapon showcase video, to a completely different weapon class sweating his ass off, adrenaline off the charts against a PvE only player and his friend who are playing to progress, not twinking out or anything*
>talks to himself and makes comments about the person and his friends that he's invading as if he were infantile
>"yeah good fight dadgamer1989!"
>*does a bow gesture even though he was sweating against people with no obvious PvP experience*
Wow. That was tough, he almost got me!
>*puts on a facade of fake positivity even though he is seething and actually toxic*
Let Me Know With A (You) On What You Guys Thought About My Backhand Blades Weapon Showcase Here .
>the only time he was using the backhand blades were at the intro to "introduce it" as a showcase weapon and hardswaps to a different weapon

>>530879325
we call him chasethegod 'round these parts

either nobody is queuing on PC anymore or there's something legit broken with my queue
literally nothing for an hour
multiple restarts of queue, multiple game restarts, just nothing

>>530879507
People who put those watermarks on are so fucking stupid. The people stealing to make AI dont give a shit. Might as well put a sign on your front door that says "hey! Don't steal me TV inside!" and leaving your door unlocked. A thief isnt going to care.

>>530877758
>sephirot

>>530878605
Is that guardian only? Executor would benefit from it

>>530879529
Say what?? It's a question, and all those pictures are different, the phrases too

Might start blocking r*cluse mains, completely boring to team with and all the projectile slop on screen just makes it hard to tell what the fuck is going on. They are also kill-stealing cunts and have the best dodge without cooldown, genuine shitter pick.

>>530879634
Perhaps look at the thread, retard.

Kinda funny how Libra went to one of the hardest bosses at first, to one of the easiests, at least for me
Deals holy damage but is also weak to holy damage is just begging to get smacked by the 4 good Holy Greatshields and the sheer number of holy thrusting weapons you can get in this game

Adel is still a fucking asshole just like he was on release, however

>>530879658
It might(?) Mess up it if someone tries though?

>>530879789
I have been looking at the thread double retard
been restarting the queue every single time someone here said 2/3

>>530879384
In the fanarts, she's definitely spankable and I'd love to see her get her desserts with mommy's hairbrush or daddy's belt.
But the "real" one just looks too real, she triggers my deeply buried fatherly instinct.

>>530879658
There actually once was a serial killer named Richard Chase who didn't go after people whose doors were locked
It could stop some of them

I'm still queueing looking for my eepy waifu
erg, PC, all nightlords

Fuck it I give up, stuck at 2/3 forever. I'm gonna sleep early.

>>530879938
nigga larping as a vampire
>>530879937
"triggers my deeply buried fatherly instinct" instead of saying that you're not a pedophile is quite something

>>530862224
>>530876562
Looks like Maria from Sonic the Hedgehog

and now I can't even cancel the queue anymore, perma stuck in grayed out mode and still not finding anyone here

For fuck's sake. Just cancel the fucking matchmaking and requeue.

sneedger killed the entire game kek

>>530880096
I did five times
>>530880095
It happens sometimes. Give it a minute or three and it will let you cancel

>>530880029
Imagine if from replaced godefroys with the new aspects of the crucible version in the base er...

>>530880095
I had that earlier too, I quit to title and it fixed it.

Just party up as three and queue

>>530880061
If I wasn't a pedophile, I just wouldn't care.
But seeing her, I definitely want to protect her, raise her, and dote on her.
Then again, my best friend finally got his girlfriend pregnant, so I'm going to be his kid's godfather.

>>530880061
Look just because he was a serial killer cannibal necrophile doesn't mean he was rude :^)

you're all trans

>>530879582
>the only time he was using the backhand blades were at the intro to "introduce it" as a showcase weapon and hardswaps to a different weapon
Yeah that's about when I stopped watching his videos

>>530880212
not even that helps instantly gets stuck in grayed out mode again

>>530880352
nuh uh

if everyone's trans.....nobody is.....

>>530880423
sharty won.

>>530880458
People are complaining about it on the other various websites so it's not just us

>>530880423
Real, man. People just come here to have a mental health episode these days.