Thread 531283216

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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)

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CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
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hon

Teio!

Almost there.

i'm witting

Am I safe bros

I did it for you Teio... I fixed the old mistakes...

Sweepy

Why did they make Suzuka's voice so erotic?

SUPER FIST OF WIT MAX

When the fuck is kita.

>>531283390
Manifesting MLB Sweep this upcoming banner. It's more important to me I get MLB Sweep than Kitasan.

Needed better skills.

CYGAMES
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>531283434
To match her erotic body

Why doesn't this trigger?

Post more ear wiggle

Chat is this true?

Can I clear every URA like this?

>Spe keeps jobbing on career races but gets 1st place in the optional G1s
Fucking Special Ed

>>531283434
Only the finest whore for the finest horse.

>>531283561
someone give me an MLB sweepy support code...

>>531283512
based

>>531283615
She needs more carrots

>>531283561
>just win the lottery and win
damn, why didn't I think of that?

>>531283531
Even though I've won all of them (Autumn Satsuki Sho is a mandatory win)

>>531283531
if you're talking about mcqueen it's because it's not in the game yet. it was added in the next event along with teio's for winning the spring one.

Training guts is really good if you're using stamina sparks, power cards and building medium racers

>>531283561
You can already get 600/600/600 easily without needing tosho though.

>>531283650
clicking +10 stamina would unironically make her faster than all that speed

>>531283720
FUCK

....this will go poorly won't it

I thought the game was solved? Why did no one say to reroll for mlb sweep? Now everyone has dogshit fm+sc accounts.

need Suzucute in this thread

>>531283770
because most of the thread is spreading misinformation for fun
now you get a bricked acc

>>531283661
911819461520
great borrow too

Bwos I’m so tired of being shit at raising umas will I ever be able to make a B+ Uma with my own parents?

>>531283770
It's an Sr....you don't have to aim to mlb it you'll mlb it along the way. Not to mention we'll get gold uncap crystals.

Is there any reason to use any position other than whichever the horsegal's best at?

>>531283770
>FM
>dogshit
Lol. You do realize what FM is right?

>>531283216 (OP)
I would like to join an /uma/ club with a monthly quota. I'm at 20mil fans already and I'll keep gaining more. I have 38k gems ready for the Kita banner which will allow me to get even more fans. I've been playing this game daily on my exercise bike. I want a quota to keep me honest in my exercise routine. Please help me get fit.

218 749 305 083

>>531283883
You need more power

Realistically speaking, is this game harder than the hardest game Cygames has ever produced Dragalia Lost?

>>531283901
Early game front and pace can be good so long as the una isn't like D in them simply to avoid being boxed in.

>>531283884
What are the odds of MLB Tosho in 200 rolls on kita banners? Probably not close to 100%

>>531283901
to adjust for low stam/wit and not many good surger skills

>i can't give Mayano a victory kiss after every race
game ruined

>>531283950
grub is their hardest game

today's been a good spark day

>>531283903
You shouldn't even try educating retards. All they know about FM is practice perfect and wit crits.

>>531283997
Very low. It isn't rate up.

What is the Urara torture to make money strait?

>>531283997
You'll average around 2. You can use the gold uncap crystals to mlb.

>>531283903
My beautiful, rich, and infertile Irish wife?

>>531283901
It's ideal to have different strategies between your umas in team trials, so its better to go with the strategies you're lacking as long as the uma works well with it

>>531283770
Bunch of bandwagoning idiots latched on to RARE CARD GOOD without realising how slow this game is and that SRs get you off the line faster

>>531283903
A mediocre wit card until you get a few limit breaks in it. Marvelous is the real goat

Still looking for FRENS.
754721888180

>>531284058
wait fuck. now i have 2 3* sparks on the same fucking character

bwos
we got apologem kitafunds

>>531284027
you unlock it when you roll her wedding alt

Should I just give up on kita?

FUCK

holy fuck this is the first time i've been so close to A, this wit meme may actually not be a meme

>>531283901
Early races before G1, if you're stam maxing your inheritance you won't have the pow to play anything other than front.
Once you hit y2 with rainbows and skills you can go to your actual role.

>>531283924
>I've been playing this game daily on my exercise bike.
is it, dare I say... an exercise bike of the Peloton variety?

>>531284165
Fine.

>>531284291
my first A-rank was with a two wit card Suzuka so yeah I guess Uma Musume truly is a wit game

Taiki is HUGE!

>>531284251
Depends how bad your cards are, if you need the SRs and such you may as well roll anyway and try your luck.

Worst case scenario you just improve your cards and your account gets better, best case you hit a KSB and improve your account as well. Either way you will benefit

guys it's true that there is a secret 5th strat called great nigeru?

ARGGH I NEED TO PULL SUPPORT CARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>531283752
Its proooobably fine.

Nvm fuck Bakushin, she failed at the final race for no good reason to Oguri Cap. A total failure.

>>531284393
Americans

Why are there 2 threads up?

>>531284435
>need support cards
>need horses
>need gold
>need SP

Bottleneck derby is a hell of a ride

What does affinity even do?

>>531284338
No. It's some shitty old one that gets the job done.

>>531284485
holy bakushin wtf

Which main uma currently have debuff builds available?

>>531283924
Notrhernlion, I hope you get into your club.

Remember.

>>531284182
What?

>>531284485
>309 stamina
it's over
that's a pretty damn good Bakushin. Now post sparks :)

>>531284096
>infertile
Nothing Irish technology can't fix.

>>531284424
Nyes. Suzuka can get it once it's live.

>>531284485
Jesus what card combo

>>531284531
Dunno why dupe threads kept getting bumped desu. Usually they're on a one way ticket to page 10

Come back doktah

>>531284609
Where's the googoo babies option

>>531283752
Wit saves stamina on downhills

>>531284670
This + borrowed Lv45 Fine Motion. Biko Pegasus gives Plan X

Bros, help
I'm falling for this old hag's charms

>>531284584
>whales and everyone slot it into support
>our card

>>531284251
don't let doomposters make you think you need a card you can just borrow. at worst you save up after buying some umas or whatever and get mlb with ease in 6 months at the rerun.

Cygames should collab with ourguy and sell an exercise bike with moving horse saddle synched to this game

>>531284807
>whale
nvm, I'll wait for kitasan

>>531284825
Sorry you're a 70s boomer now.

>>531284609
goo goo

>>531284825
the announcers really love saying her name

>>531284424
it's basically just telling your front runner to enter Rushed of their own free will. which can be viable if you're able to give them enough stamina to keep up with that.
>>531284554
more random sparks trigger during inspiration if it's high

>>531284825
Just jump in car with her and drive far away, while blasting this over the cassette player
https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c

>>531283947
I can’t get anymore power my cards are shit and I can’t roll until kita

>>531283883
you need more wit. wit game etc etc

>>531284567
all. support cards are a main factor in determining skills, look through yours and put ones that can debuff on your team if you want.

>>531284993
That one's a classic, but I much prefer
https://youtu.be/5wRM-t7wvF0

>>531285091
But that's sex music, trainer-san.. Who knows what could happen on her backseats when that plays?

>>531284902
The milk truck has arrived...

Crazy how all the nips shilling the anime in english are always telling us to watch S2 and NTR OVAs but not a single word about S1 and S3 what happened bro...

Wtf I dumped my pulls to get Biwa because you all said you can just borrow MLB Kitasan Nigger but now you're all saying you need your own so you can borrow MLB FM or get wrecked in pvp?

BAH GAWD, so that's why Creek has such massive tankers

>>531285180
I didn't think I'd be turning in my cunny badge, but fuck
I remember seeing an uma in a very pretty dress, and didn't register that it was Maruzensky
Guess I'm cooked.

>>531285017
This gigachad won Rice Shower Haruten with shit cards and WITS, there's literally no excuse.

>>531284567
I like to slap hesitant front runners onto my front runners/pace chasers because the timing is usually pretty helpful in getting them into the front when it matters most.

Are you rolling the real goo goo babies alt?

What the fuck is goo goo babies, is it a mistranslation?

>>531285234
No we've been saying to pull on cards so you get cards while maybe getting lucky and winning the jackpot.

>>531285234
don't worry about it, just go with the flow and meme wit build it up.

>>531285193
wtf but I dont want my horses to NTR me
they're mine

>>531284560
>>531285091
https://youtu.be/pqobRu9aR3M
Sorry gaijins, but you can't have 80's Japan without city pop.

>>531284825
>you wil never get taken for a ride by a young Maruzensky in 80s Japan while she's blasting city pop in her Lambo
youtube.com/watch?v=QLHMhVonF-s
brehs...

>>531283434
we just don't know

>>531285193
S1 is an old piece of media. I understand wanting to get newbies to watch the better or newer animes first.

>>531285326
Trainer provides the goo goo
Creek provides the babies

>>531285319
reminds me of BA's cunny mummy alts

>>531285319
>bandage babe
Fuck, you can't do this to me

>>531285337
Loves Only You is peak NTR bait though

>>531283402
It's true, I did say this

>>531285423
are they connected or just completely different plotlines

>>531285193
S1-3 are all shit though. Only Cinderella Gray is good

>>531285480
That's clearly a mo(u)mmy

>>531283512
best hors 4 years running

>>531283367
The promotion line right now is a laughable 180k even in class 4.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>531283512
I'm posting this to twitter and reddit if I don't get MLB Kitasan

reminder to watch races in portrait for the full anime experience

Goo goo babies.
Now.

>>531285319
>>531285573
are we also getting Halloween banners?if so I need to save.

>>531285342
>>531285390
https://youtu.be/kbQN0JnzWkA
I'm formally requesting more

>>531285394
the seductress

>>531285524
Nah. Kakehashi is (You) btw.

I'm going to be the one who gets 0 SSRs during the whole banner.

i fear her...

What's an emperor to a god?

>>531283512
She is just a dumb kid desperately trying to appear as a cool adult and does stupid shit like smoking (because that's what adults do or whatever), very surface level shit.

>>531285193
Tokai Teio has the best story and it isn't even close
>>531285545
Both but mostly disconnected, you have to ignore continuity since different seasons technically take place decades apart from each other irl

>>531285602
yoink
i save photos of cute hors I like but it's just full of Mayano

>>531284825
>hag forma de car
>>531284609
>hag forma de leche

>first hot spring ticket is with super creek
later virgins, its goo goo babies time

At what point am I allowed to roll for trainees?

>>531285737
Yes, they have halloween alts.

>>531285703
>uma locks in as the sidebar begins to ping with skill triggers
It's kino

>>531283770
>noooo I have to use my braincells instead of follow a spreadsheet
Die, retard.

>>531285326
it's just a name given to the vague activity of pretending to be a baby so someone can pretend to be your mother. the entomology comes from babies saying "goo goo gaa gaa". the implication of the scene is meant to be that they regularly play it together so super creek explaining it wouldn't really make sense.

>>531285319
Of course. I will be rolling for every Creek alt
>>531285326
I think it's supposed to be Creek doing baby talk to Trainer (me) while Trainer (me) does.. something.
The fact that there's immediately a scene after the goo goo baby stuff saying she bought Trainer an outfit makes me think it's may be full blown babyplay even though they likely didn't intend it that way.

I think I might be an Air Groove enjoyer.

>>531285648
Wouldn't have happened, if she got a male trainer.
>>531285292
Sorry, but you have a terminal case of adult woman fetish

>>531285853
neat

>>531285761
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLV66G9NW6MKjavMgcLHZNNkaIgoPDWy2K

>>531285737
they won't line up with halloween because we're following the original schedule. but yes there's banners for many themes including holidays.

WHAT IS A GOD
OMNIPOTENCE GIVEN FORM

>>531285796
0LB/Borrowing is fine anyways

>>531285853
Rice sure is cute, huh?

>>531285853
Damn, I adore Rice Shower, but that's kind of mid
Happy to play a game that finally does halloween outfits, but still
At least Creek's is peak.

so does creek say she wants babumi in japanese

>>531285853
heckin cute

>>531285858
I love it when they do a wits check and the camera focuses on their eyes checking the surroundings.

What is the best way to farm SP on JP? Haven't played in years, trying to level up a bunch of support cards I neglected and it's actually a bottleneck now. Dailies also seem to give fuckall.

>>531285995
Your fate is over retard

>>531285978
How do you know that? They haven't shown october

is there a priority to unlock star levels?

stupid fucking uma!
stop going for the goddamn derby I am tired of your shit!

>>531286179
because we're following the same schedule and they would need to skip banners for it to line up, so it won't line up.

>>531286136
Play the game
Clear event rewards
Do the daily SP races.
Buy them from daily Tazuna deals.
Use points in the shops, maybe, but that's kind of wasteful.

How many hours until I get to pull bros? My will is getting weak

>>531286054
aka-chan-teki

>nobody have posted the masterpiece
I am disappointed to you all

>>531285734
Yes mommy..

>>531285935
Ooo, even the first goddamn track.

maybe it's a placebo effect, but ever since i started using these wit builds my horse gets more early starts and gets rushed more often

>>531286273
just pull now, the luck gods will reward you for it greatly.

>>531286136
Just do auto runs with max level supports. Or buy them with cleats.

>>531285193
nips dont like s3
s1 is pretty disconnected from the rest of the franchise

>>531283901
No.

Whats a good deck for top gun? 3x Spd, 2xWit and SC?

I'm not the only one hearing bone shattering sound in Suzukas signature ability cutscene? Why they had to put it in...

>>531286023
sure is

>>531285912
No!
I'm still based
I'm with it
I'm still contrarian and ironic

>>531286428
no, I mean star level, not potential
but thanks for the table

>>531286362
Wit decides how quick they get cured at least. I've gotten like 4 late starts, but pretty much ignored them all.

Satono Diamond is a loser ass bitch

>>531283293
Stinky

>>531285326
it's been a long time since i read her scenario but i think she called it dechu machu asobi (goo goo play) so it's an accurate translation for once

>>531285193
You don't tell someone to start at the bottom when you're trying to get them invested unless it's absolutely necessary.

best way to farm monies?

>>531285561
They didn't tell us to watch Cingray either must be because they thought we're all have watched Umamusume Cinderella Gray Anime already

>>531286474
she treats every race like it's her last, brother

>>531286635
You can tell exactly when the botting paid shill campaign began.

Trainers of the days of yore pre-global, I beseech thee to pray tell answer but two humble questions:
After the honeymoon period, is this game any good?
How long do the dailies take?

WIT THREAD
WIT GAME
WIT LIFE

>>531286590
urara dirt mines

>>531285193
>NTR dad is still alive and well
How did his pelvis survived the sex?

>>531285813
she doesn't do things that are too far
so she's smart enough to drop stuff if it's clearly bad for her
except flirting trainah-chan
>looks up to dad who's literally Tom Cruise
>feels the desire to be someone worthy of being his daughter
>her being an adolescent naturally makes this murky territory
>also alone in a new place
>different from the onset in a culture that demands conformity
>a young teenage girl in this situation would need to simplify her goals in order for the mind to cope
>being an adult would
>remove her from the grey area in age and expectations
>remove school, the thing keeping her away from her dad and flying
>allow her the freedom she's used to when with her dad
she can be as shallow or as deep as you want
only difference is how much you care about her
This is shit multiple fagtubers would make hour long video essays about, thankfully it wont happen bc they'd have to touch large age gap relationships

>>531286298
This is Blue Lagoon right?

Why welfare haruurara card is good? It does not have any skill

>>531286350
stupid sexy girl

>>531286737
>pic related

>>531286861
Decent performance for a welfare card.
It's free.
Her events always heal you, some even give mood up.
Zero skill hint means you won't get cluttered with useless skills you don't need, and you get a flat stats boost for each skill hint she gives.

>>531283216 (OP)
What songs will you be playing while rolling for Kitasan Black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y

>>531286370
You’re trying to trick me

Finally won with Scarlet, bros.

>>531286686
It's a bonsaige unless you decide to participate in cm every month. I only participate if my hors is good at the track and if my card isn't shit. Pretty comfy.
>daily
you can skip daily, 10 rolls a month isn't worth sacrificing 30 hours of your life.
i'm a pricunt refugee after the game turned to shit, been fun so far

>>531286737
Why is Urara in the Uncharted Waters franchise?

>>531286863
SO CUTE!

Anyone here managed to raise a proper Winning Ticket that doesnt job everything?

>>531284485
>100 stamina below the minimum for sprints
oof...

>>531286683
meds

>>531286941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

>>531286928
I see. Are there cap on how many skill hints you can have?

Having the same uma as both the trainee and one of the legacy sub-legacies is bad for building a PVP uma, but it's fine for spark farming since the sub-legacies will just get dropped from the resulting uma anyway, right?

>>531286941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXRT9ZdBB9A&ab_channel=Release-Topic

>>531286949
it feels good when you get a hors her first URA win

Am I saving this for Kitasan or the future or for the present (now) as a present (gift) for myself?

>>531283767
Ok this run died at kikusho. It's impossible to build her for sprint with all these long races.

>>531286975
here you go

>>531287061
nigga the pool for make debut is set from the start and never changes

>>531287061
tickets lock in pools when they are generated, that ticket can never give kitasan

yeah, no way uma musume A survive that after shit talking urara

>watch the race
>chest tightened as i watch my horse
>final corner
>start shaking and clenching
>horse wins by a nose length
>relax
I hate this feeling why am I like this why is the game so stressful

you run her on medium, right?
I'm trying to beat taishin on long

>>531287158
Now imagine the high you'd feel if you had money on the line

They're blowing whales money on reitred hors...

>>531284393
And she knows it, look at that face

>>531286975
I lost with this. Not getting any good skills sucks

>>531287207
sorry meant for >>531287097

>creek fails a 10%
>mood down, lost practice perfect, gained practice poor
im sending you to the factory

It's funny going all into Wit gives reliable A rank.

what umas are good for stam/power spark farming?

can someone explain me this?
how is that nikke is +12 while uma is +17?

>>531287158
Your intuition is correct

>>531287268
these horses probably have comfier lives than 90% of the human population

>>531287103
OK sorry I don't know how to play because I rerolled and skipped everything please be nice and don't use mean words or I'll feel bad/sad

>>531287109
Okay, thank you I need some cards to help my decks badly

>>531287350
easier to buy stuff in Uma?

>>531284485
Bakushin...smart?

>>531284825
Nothing wrong with that

>>531287371
They can't even play video games

>>531287350
Horse Racing Adjacent which means it might as well be gambling. Nikke is just boobs and abject suffering, ya know for the kids!

>>531287350
Gambling bad
Soft porno good.

>>531285995
It took me a while to realize Tachyon saying "KENKYUU NO SEIKA DA" was actually a reference to Yurius

>>531287268
The head of CyberAgent owns Daiwa Scarlet and the company owns other horses that are actively raced.

https://youtu.be/6j0bt0IDgAs
/Ourguy/...

>>531287350
Horses are too lewd. Serious answer, stores have some "ick" against games that "promote gambling" even if it isn't even related to the game. The Balatro dev got fucked by this bullshit just because his game has cards, even if no gambling is involved.

>best run i've ever had
>S distance, S aptitude, S strategy
>all good white skills inherited in the statue event
>gold skills don't proc
holy nigger game

>>531287350
extreme hardcore 1 on 1 training with long hard objects that go into soft wet holes

>>531287268
not really
it's good public relations
every other gacha is just making money for people
this is the only one directly tied to the well being of real horsies people can visit
so gamer whales pay to get anime grills, while irl whales pay to get Instagram photos with irl horses
honestly this franchise is probably set up real nice for like 2 or more decades, probably as long as people can spend money internationally like this

>>531287494
we weren't joking about witmaxxing bro

>>531287464
WTF Plapi can be hot?

>>531286737
East Orel Bay... Home... At least it was, before that fucking rework.

>>531287464
Fucking hate paid gacha skins
Sure you can get lucky and spend only $5 for a costume, but you're more likely to spend $60 to actually get it
And that doesn't even look like Rojo anymore.

Gentildonna has such a nice design

age gap relationships

>>531286868
>AI art

>>531287474
Being degen is fine as long as you do it within the confines of your room and don't bother other people, online or irl and maintain secure privacy.
And appear perfectly normal in public.

>>531287464
Thanks for reminding me of how bad I wanna fuck Rapipi.

>>531287464
it's like every time i see a new nike add it's just more porn like than the last one
and the whole thing started as just porn

>>531287614
That's a dude, isn't it?

>>531287474
>alone in his room
>post online

>>531285390
Wait a minute, that's not the original Countach

>>531287623
it's not AI retard

Bros I don't i'll make it...

>>531287617
are purely natural and mostly require family oversite and approval
also I'm taller than this guy
wider too

>>531287474
Why is everyone obsessed with this bald retard. I just want to see horses, but he keeps fucking sneaking into my timeline.

>>531287709
The banner runs till the end of July

>>531287207
Yes I avoided long for as a finale due to not having good enough stats for it

>>531287703
>she can't tell it's AI
Lol

>>531287756
turn off recommendations with a burner account.

Who has the goal of having to compete for the Hanshin Daishoten race? I tried 3 differnt Umas and they all had goals on that date that wasn't that race

I NEED TO PULL
HOW LONG TILL GOOD CARD BANNER?

I want to board the Taiki Shuttle

>>531287747
balder as well?

>>531287464
>>531287647
Korean gachas are just icky. There is no shred of decency. They lack chimoku or whatever it's called, silent contemplation.

>>531286954
So that comes out to about an hour of dailies every day. Does that really still qualify as a bonsaige?

Winning Ticket is such a nice girl

>>531287794
can i see your cards rq

Do you think horse auctions would be more or less cute if the umas looked like this?

>>531287756
Don't recommend channel on YT and just filter the one anon in these threads.

>>531287664
She's a mare, maybe the decoration was on the wrong ear or the image is reversed

>>531286018
God fucking dammit, now I can't unsee it.

How many crystals does a new G2/3 trophy give?

3 star your Mayano to get father Cruise's blessing

Yeah, I'm cooked
Finally found my favorite

>>531287809
retard-kun...

>Have an absolutely incredible Bakushin run
>WIT SPARK
>PACE SPARK
HOLY FUCKING AIDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

>>531287879
it's bonsaige because dailies are worthless

>>531287756
Just one mentally ill retard spamming and farming for (you)s

>>531287878
You sound like a fucking woman. Though I guess this is probably a compliment since it’s the first time anyone’s said you passed.

I bet this has come a lot in these threads, but is there an easy way to do the "train with 5 support card characters at once" mission?

>>531287949
You will marry an adult woman and you'll like it!

I love Dia more than I love Kita.

I know im supposed to wait till kitasan but as a new player, i had weakness and pulled from the normal musume banner.

>>531288006
That's a man

>>531287886
Good luck on your run, I just cant beat Ryan's finale even with good stats

>>531288000
RNG, just play normally it will happen eventually. Also the reporter and Director dont count. Support cards only.

>>531288000
all speed deck with Bakushin

>Coerced you into a date and then had you proclaim your love for her in an interview (you) were not aware of
Why is she like this?

>>531287913
No, I mean the 3D human.
Been bamboozled one too many times.

>>531288000
Not really, just scan all options every time. It's not worth trying to force it

can a retire uma like tazuna re debut? she clearly wants to race again

>>531287531
I easily hit cap in everything except guts consistently, my runs arent about stats anymore

>get good stat rolls
>no good skills
big sad

>>531288123
a good umamusume would still love you even if your extreamly small human dick cant satisfy her

>>531288142
Wat?

>>531287906
It'd involve an island and a plane

>>531287947
>parents already gave their seal of approval
thanks tom cruise

>>531288142
What are you talking about? Tazuna is not an Uma

>>531285193
So I should watch s2 and then Cinderella gray correct?

>>531288006
>shaved

Anyone got a star uma with 3* Pow/ 6* Stam?

HOW DOES ONE GET A TAIKI? ONLY GACHA?

>>531288250
only little boys trying to emulate what they think adults like prefer hair

>>531288305
yea

>>531288258
I do

>>531288305
Use the free ssr ticket bwo

>>531287949
Based taste

>>531288305
Could have used your selector on her like I did

Is it okay to unlock an Uma instead of recruiting them from the banner?

I want Condor Pasta....

sometimes i really dont get the rng
i went from second place in ura finale to getting stuck in 13th for the entire race with bakushin
i wasnt completely confident id win, but with 500 wit i wasnt expecting to be so far behind the entire time just because i started on the wrong side

Do I actually have the time to make another 5k...

almost there
total Suzuka love

>>531288458
Just use THAT

>>531288458
lol

>>531287947
We have parental approval? So there's nothing wrong with dating Mayano!

>>531288442
It's more efficient to pull her first

heh... time to mlb on the real thing

Grass Wonder sitting her unusually large rear on my small human dick

>>531288204
Marun and Symboli who have dried eggs are still racing, surely Tazuna can race again if given the chance, right?

If I watch Uma s2 and CG I will promote from a secondary tourist to an insider yes?

>>531288442
it's "ok" but you lose out on the nice pile of shards you get the 1st time you pull someone you don't have. just pull on the uma banner, 2 stars are common so you'll get her fast and then have the gems to upgrade her to 3 stars.

>>531288458
Spend the $70.

i see how good the Wit strategy is but i'm getting very mixed results, probably because my support cards are ehhh, maybe tomorrow with kitasan things will be any different

>>531287949
Terribly underrated uma, needs more art.

Mambo

why isnt any pony happy running sprints

>>531288186
My fucktoy

Why do I constantly see people saying Guts is a crap stat? It feels really efficient considering it buffs both Speed and Power, the only stat that boosts 3 stats at once. Feels like a mandatory focus for anybody not a Front Runner.

>>531288460
>total Suzuka love

>>531288258
>>531288356
283388675274

>>531288312
the mom

>>531288601
She's just an inferior Super Creek

>>531288435
I got oguri bro......... but i made one for long that has a 90% win rate on B+ now I dont have a Dirt Destroyer

should I do a cheeky 10 pull

>>531288624
guts the stat and guts the training are not the game thing. guts as a stat has severe diminishing returns in the current version of the game, so you don't want to end up with a ton of it instead of a ton of something else. guts training becomes great once guts is buffed.

>>531286975
I tried out the 4 wit card strat and she managed to win, this was with multiple mood down and wasted infirmary turns too. I ran 2 power 4 wit with 7 speed spark + borrowed 9 speed spark parent so I don't have to focus on speed, not taking this to pvp tho cause 0 gold recovery skills

>>531288727
you think 200 will be enough for mlb kita? anon...

>>531288803
I don't give a shit about MLB Kita man, I mostly am looking forward to upgrade my deck

>>531288767
oh my god this is so fucking terrible lmao

>>531288746
When do the diminishing returns kick in? When would you say it's time to stop investing in Guts?

>>531288727
HOLD THE LINE YOU FUCKING ADDICTS

Tachy... you dork

>>531288489
Huh
>>531288595
But I don't want to! I haven't cleared absolutely all Caratshit, like only having half trophies at the moment, I'm just not sure how much that'll actually add up to

>>531288934
welp, I'm hold then

Stop making me wank to Maya

I thought this shit was supposed to be good but it takes a fucking retarded amount of turns to max

>>531288767
this was my maiden voyage with this esoteric filly

>>531288458
Why do you need 30k in particular? Pity rate?

How is Suzuka so erotic yet so flat?

>>531288754
God I want to yank those bloomers down and make her a woman
No other uma elicits so much feral lust from me

>>531288186
>more AI art

>>531288895
it's tied to race length. the best case scenario it's good up to like 400 for very long tracks. you don't want to be clicking the guts training to 400 though because then you're spreading your training level ups thinner.

>>531288981
>10 initial friendship
>30 specialty rate
I'm afraid you have been... bamboozled

>>531288981
you seem confused

>>531289060
it's her aerodynamic genes

wtf is king halo THINKING

Reminder that you go from a 20% success rate at 3+lb kita to 80% by going to 400pulls rather than 200. Stopping at 200 is extremely inefficient. What you choose to do with this newfound knowledge is up to you.

This girl keeps popping up in my careers, and I think I'm slowly falling for her. She just got the right amount of laid-back smug confidence.
Bros...

>>531288507
>3* semen
Futa?

>>531288727
pull 10 ponies. i did that at 31500 and got rice.

>>531287919
unsee what?

What's the trick to super creek's career? I'm struggling to win/finish it

>>531289152
That's a boy.

>>531289113
>t. stupid bitch of a mom

Is Mayano the G41 of Uma Musume?
>>531287876
no, just move the hair to the neck and ass

>>531289150
so true brother

>>531289083
>>531289085
Am I missing something, everyone said this shit was good but it seems like it's only good because it's a free MLB when the effects itself are shit and like two of the skills are worth using

>>531289203
male umas don't exist

>>531289152
that's a girl

>>531289067
Both Mayano and Teio really gets me going. I want to breed and cuddle them at the same time.

>>531289000
Because of the Kitasan Meme Card dropping soon that I've been continually told I'm supposed to save for and get or whatever, which is also apparently shit without enough dupes so I should try to pity an additional copy too, unless I've misunderstood anything here lately

>>531289205
STUPID BITCH SHE IS SPRINTER
GET UR ASS OUT OF THE DERBY

>>531289239
The gold skill is really good for pace chaser but it's not guaranteed...

>>531289150
Let me guess i'm supposed to dump 400 bucks on 200 extra rolls

>>531288961
At least you may get a nice deck. Remember the odds.

>want to fuck and impregnate Super Creek
>get called a faggot with mommy issues and oedipus complex
>want to fuck and inseminate Rise Shower and manhandle her hebe body
>get called a pedophile because i have no chance with actual women
It's a lose lose with this shit game.

>>531289239
It's good if you have nothing else, which is everyone a few weeks ago.

>>531289080
artists fear the horse yakuza

>>531289378
just do both and it should cancel out
ez

Suzuka posts mellow my heart

is there a way to tell which umas havent given me the happy endings yet?

>>531289060
She's extremely feminine and graceful. But she is also aloof and cuter because of it.
It makes you want to pin her down and have your way with her

>>531289448
whats wrong with her eyes

>600 speed power stam wit
>gets 1 star guts

Every time

Damn, and she had high speed, too
But now begins the Maruzen grind until 3* and/or onsen ticket.

>>531289378
>said by delusional people ignoring the fact your talking about a fictional 2D character
I don't think you should worry what they say

>>531289308
You should only need $150. 2 7500 packs is more than sufficient

>>531287464
i kept hearing nikke was gooners paradise but after playing stellar blade and seeing what the chars look like i was just ... what? this?

>>531289494
pregnancy test

>>531289378
>get called a faggot with mommy issues and oedipus complex
I won't do that.

>>531289524
they see everything

>tfw you need to bring a guts card with you
sigh...

>>531287881
how do I win with her? if I invest in medium races I chocke on the long ones, and vice versa

>>531289378
Is this your first waifu war?
Everyone's waifu except your own a shit
Yes, even if you have the same waifu

>>531289635
>need
>guts card
nigga what are you even doing

>>531289635
Your free MLB Urara?

>>531289270
I know exactly what you mean

>>531289564
I only have 30k carrots, there's no way I can make an extra 15k with just the new event. I have nearly every trophy and mission done.

>>531289060
>>531289502
Suzuka is made for lovey dovey missionary sex with lots of kissing, handholding and shared orgasm leglock nakadashi (with aftercare).

>>531289150
just going to wait for the uncap materials tbqhwyfamalam

>>531289502
the small breasts are incredibly hot

Grass' career is awful. Bitch literally yaps every turn. Give me my support events, bitch.

when is the satono slut coming? i need to know if she's really like the artists portray her

>>531289725
>15k
LMAO
The jewdecca will continue for a year

>play mayano
>keep her in front
>get excess stamina
>win
it's that easy

new scarlet career run
lost every race
had 3 gold skills by the end of 2nd year
greengirl still kept yelling at me that i don't have enough skills

is there something to save rainbow horseshoes for or can I just use them right away on scouting tickets?

>>531289494
Fastest is probably archive hall of fame and check if their top run has won finals.

>>531289524
Nothing

>>531289058
>Not enough guts to sustain your final spurt.webm

>play front runner
>win
it's that easy

>>531289502
>It makes you want to pin her down and have your way with her
More like she'll have her way with you. She's sneaky like that

>>531289739
Extremely based.

im gonna fucking max stamina and guts
im gonna crash this career with no survivors

>Other horses will get to do factor inheritance with her
Why did she have to be a mare FUCK

>>531289739
This but from random men she meets

holy shit tasteful wall of Suzukas
I see we all share the same Suzukamind here

>>531289936
>>531289869
The problem is PVP long race
600 aint enough

>>531289524
they have been blessed by the gods

I accidentally the whole guts

>>531290060
i'm thinking sex

you just know suzuka is a freak on turf

I feel bad of Ogre's competition, they are clearly malnourished.

>>531290186
YOOOO SUZUKA HIT THE GRIDDY

>>531290186
Why are the chibis so fucking cute?

Bwos, I don't think I'm gonna make it to class 5...

>No monies to raise potential
>Daily races monies almost not enough for daily shops
Bro how do I get more monies. I though mats gonna be the wall but it's fucking monies.

>>531290186
go white girl go white girl!

clock check /uma/

You might think you are horny, but Umas are a lot more horny than you. This information should terrify you.

>>531290084
i have enough long runners
need a medium
problem is i tried a career with pacer Mayano and she greatly underperformed
so idk if i have the cards for it

>>531290301
stop buying stuff from daily shop besides clocks

What do I have to do to get to come home to this?

>>531290387
But horse shards.

>>531290335
proof?

>>531290404
Be a bitch

>>531290326
70 or something, I'm limiting myself to 3 clocks a day

>>531289990
devilish...

>>531290292
Whats wrong?
We just need to get lucky and win all 5

>>531290404
Wait another 2 months with 30k jims in hand.

>>531290326
I cannot imagine needing to use a clock after kita

>>531288248
If you want to watch the bare minimum of the franchise, watch NTR and BNE. Keep in mind that these two (especially the movie) will make everything else seem mediocre in comparison.

>>531290326
used my last one

>>531290404
Wtf. Are there no rules and regulations for race attire?

Is Urara retarded or underaged?

>>531290528
Just wait until MANT...

man...

>>531290404
How hard would it be to become a prolific trainer in the umaverse?

>>531290335
tempted to unretire to get this hors

If you were now a 12 years old. Which Uma would you want to take advantage of you and groom you into their ideal trainer/boytoy/husband?

>>531290615
>only 1 hors missing
whaleGOD...

why would chinks ask for this when CN server exist?
was their server publisher really bad or something?

>>531290141 (me)
which one for medium pvp? I know neither is good but I'm stuck with these for now

>>531290680
Chink server is so heavily censored they even removed the horse shoes and starting gate.

>>531290605
both?
neither of which would stop me of course

>>531290720
lmao

>>531290605
yes

Man, Firm Conditions is like the only good conditional skill I've come across. 80% of the tracks are Firm.

>>531290680
Heavily censored for their country laws and chinks want the good stuff everyone else is getting.

Isn't this picture complete bullshit? Why would you ever use Air Groove for Sprint instead of Mile or Medium?

>>531290720
what? why?

>>531285305
MLB sweepy is worth an entire deck, doesn't count.

>>531290720
What?

>>531290780
Bakushin is pace?

>>531290680
Starting fresh on global, less potential censorship, they dont live in china
There are more than a few reasons, wouldnt be a very hard ask considering they would already have the text from the CN server

Gold ship more like gold shit haha

>>531287464
wow, so this is the game that make women seethe

>>531290620
You need a good eye for talent and a healthy amount of luck.
That's actually how most stories work out with regards to how (You) meet your uma.

>>531290761
Right/Left-Handed is also pretty good since it's a coinflip. I'd only ever get these skills if they're massively reduced and I can't get anything else though. Savvy is the only green skill actually worth looking at.

>>531290670
None because I was fat looked like this fucker when I was 12

>>531290780
Because so many horses can do mile or medium already

>>531290780
Nice misinfo

>>531290780
PVP
You want your 3 umas in different positions and she's the best late surger for short

>>531290780
>bakushin pace
>mcqueen front
>oguri late
lol?

>>531290792
>>531290817
>>531290753
Commie schizo moment.

>>531290720
huh??

>>531290830
Ideally you don't want your horses to overlap strategies

>>531290720
Hahaha. Fuck em

>>531290880
Isn't Lone Wolf decent too in non-PvP teams? Very rare the NPCs have it.

>>531290620
In the anime you just hang out at racetracks and feel up young umas' thighs and legs.

>>531288727
i did and probably ensured ill only get pity kita

You guys are casually fucking horse girls while zzz is dying a horrible painful death.

>>531290720
>>531290946
chynah momento

>>531290670
Satono Diamond

>>531290792
horse racing is gambling and therefore ungood

>>531290792
>>531290817
>>531290949
>>531290973
>>531291031
It looks so dumb without the gate.

>>531290780
Does someone have a picture like this but instead of being completely retarded it's actually useful? Asking for a friend (no really).

>>531290946
explain, are they also afraid of spooky horseshoes?

>>531291039
Found the PEGI worker

>>531291034
My wife wouldn't do that

>>531290720
>horse shoes and starting gate
nani

>>531290780
Seems accurate is you read about the careers of some of these horses. Gold Ship won multiple races in this fashion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc

>>531291025
n y is that a bad thing?

>>531289060
its the headband and tights 4 me

damn kitasan is BUSTED.

Chinks also nerfed the boobs of the umas.

>>531290720
i know CCPcucks banned all sorts of gambling including horse betting
but i didn't know they go that far with a gacha lmao
its so double standard when they still allow gachaslop

>>531291057
Kek what the fuck is there something about gates and horseshoes that could awaken a potential chink revolution

>>531291057
LMAO

>>531291057
Do their irl racehorse dont have gates or is it a no-no to reference to irl gambling

>>531291025
If ZZZ wanted me to open my wallet it would have given me lots more furry girls.

>>531290936
McQueen is a shit pace chaser because there are a lot better options for that position and it's the most crowded slot

>>531291057
What's the reason for removing both horse shoes and the starting gate?

>>531291045
Suzuka's childbearing hips

>>531291057
HAHAHA, good, very good, fuck Chyna