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>>531268574>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
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I did it for you Teio... I fixed the old mistakes...
>toreina-chan promised to play goo goo babies if I win
Why did they make Suzuka's voice so erotic?
>>531283390Manifesting MLB Sweep this upcoming banner. It's more important to me I get MLB Sweep than Kitasan.
CYGAMES
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>531283434To match her erotic body
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Chat is this true?
Can I clear every URA like this?
>Spe keeps jobbing on career races but gets 1st place in the optional G1s
Fucking Special Ed
>>531283434Only the finest whore for the finest horse.
>>531283561someone give me an MLB sweepy support code...
>>531283615She needs more carrots
>>531283561>just win the lottery and windamn, why didn't I think of that?
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>>531283531Even though I've won all of them (Autumn Satsuki Sho is a mandatory win)
>>531283531if you're talking about mcqueen it's because it's not in the game yet. it was added in the next event along with teio's for winning the spring one.
Training guts is really good if you're using stamina sparks, power cards and building medium racers
>>531283561You can already get 600/600/600 easily without needing tosho though.
>>531283650clicking +10 stamina would unironically make her faster than all that speed
....this will go poorly won't it
I thought the game was solved? Why did no one say to reroll for mlb sweep? Now everyone has dogshit fm+sc accounts.
need Suzucute in this thread
>>531283770because most of the thread is spreading misinformation for fun
now you get a bricked acc
>>531283661911819461520
great borrow too
Bwos Iโm so tired of being shit at raising umas will I ever be able to make a B+ Uma with my own parents?
>>531283770It's an Sr....you don't have to aim to mlb it you'll mlb it along the way. Not to mention we'll get gold uncap crystals.
Is there any reason to use any position other than whichever the horsegal's best at?
>>531283770>FM>dogshitLol. You do realize what FM is right?
>>531283216 (OP)I would like to join an /uma/ club with a monthly quota. I'm at 20mil fans already and I'll keep gaining more. I have 38k gems ready for the Kita banner which will allow me to get even more fans. I've been playing this game daily on my exercise bike. I want a quota to keep me honest in my exercise routine. Please help me get fit.
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>>531283883You need more power
Realistically speaking, is this game harder than the hardest game Cygames has ever produced Dragalia Lost?
>>531283901Early game front and pace can be good so long as the una isn't like D in them simply to avoid being boxed in.
>>531283884What are the odds of MLB Tosho in 200 rolls on kita banners? Probably not close to 100%
>>531283901to adjust for low stam/wit and not many good surger skills
>i can't give Mayano a victory kiss after every race
game ruined
>>531283950grub is their hardest game
today's been a good spark day
>>531283903You shouldn't even try educating retards. All they know about FM is practice perfect and wit crits.
>>531283997Very low. It isn't rate up.
What is the Urara torture to make money strait?
>>531283997You'll average around 2. You can use the gold uncap crystals to mlb.
>>531283903My beautiful, rich, and infertile Irish wife?
>>531283901It's ideal to have different strategies between your umas in team trials, so its better to go with the strategies you're lacking as long as the uma works well with it
>>531283770Bunch of bandwagoning idiots latched on to RARE CARD GOOD without realising how slow this game is and that SRs get you off the line faster
>>531283903A mediocre wit card until you get a few limit breaks in it. Marvelous is the real goat
Still looking for FRENS.
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>>531284058wait fuck. now i have 2 3* sparks on the same fucking character
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bwos
we got apologem kitafunds
>>531284027you unlock it when you roll her wedding alt
Should I just give up on kita?
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holy fuck this is the first time i've been so close to A, this wit meme may actually not be a meme
>>531283901Early races before G1, if you're stam maxing your inheritance you won't have the pow to play anything other than front.
Once you hit y2 with rainbows and skills you can go to your actual role.
>>531283924>I've been playing this game daily on my exercise bike.is it, dare I say... an exercise bike of the Peloton variety?
>>531284291my first A-rank was with a two wit card Suzuka so yeah I guess Uma Musume truly is a wit game
https://youtu.be/gn8pgpKgty8
>>531284251Depends how bad your cards are, if you need the SRs and such you may as well roll anyway and try your luck.
Worst case scenario you just improve your cards and your account gets better, best case you hit a KSB and improve your account as well. Either way you will benefit
guys it's true that there is a secret 5th strat called great nigeru?
ARGGH I NEED TO PULL SUPPORT CARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531283752Its proooobably fine.
Nvm fuck Bakushin, she failed at the final race for no good reason to Oguri Cap. A total failure.
Why are there 2 threads up?
>>531284435>need support cards >need horses>need gold>need SPBottleneck derby is a hell of a ride
What does affinity even do?
>>531284338No. It's some shitty old one that gets the job done.
>>531284485holy bakushin wtf
Which main uma currently have debuff builds available?
>>531283924Notrhernlion, I hope you get into your club.
>>531284485>309 staminait's over
that's a pretty damn good Bakushin. Now post sparks :)
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>>531284096>infertile Nothing Irish technology can't fix.
>>531284424Nyes. Suzuka can get it once it's live.
>>531284485Jesus what card combo
>>531284531Dunno why dupe threads kept getting bumped desu. Usually they're on a one way ticket to page 10
>>531284609Where's the googoo babies option
>>531283752Wit saves stamina on downhills
>>531284670This + borrowed Lv45 Fine Motion. Biko Pegasus gives Plan X
Bros, help
I'm falling for this old hag's charms
>>531284584>whales and everyone slot it into support >our card
>>531284251don't let doomposters make you think you need a card you can just borrow. at worst you save up after buying some umas or whatever and get mlb with ease in 6 months at the rerun.
Cygames should collab with ourguy and sell an exercise bike with moving horse saddle synched to this game
>>531284807>whalenvm, I'll wait for kitasan
>>531284825Sorry you're a 70s boomer now.
>>531284825the announcers really love saying her name
>>531284424it's basically just telling your front runner to enter Rushed of their own free will. which can be viable if you're able to give them enough stamina to keep up with that.
>>531284554more random sparks trigger during inspiration if it's high
>>531284825Just jump in car with her and drive far away, while blasting this over the cassette player
https://youtu.be/fNFzfwLM72c
>>531283947I canโt get anymore power my cards are shit and I canโt roll until kita
>>531283883you need more wit. wit game etc etc
>>531284567all. support cards are a main factor in determining skills, look through yours and put ones that can debuff on your team if you want.
>>531284993That one's a classic, but I much prefer
https://youtu.be/5wRM-t7wvF0
>>531285091But that's sex music, trainer-san.. Who knows what could happen on her backseats when that plays?
>>531284902The milk truck has arrived...
Crazy how all the nips shilling the anime in english are always telling us to watch S2 and NTR OVAs but not a single word about S1 and S3 what happened bro...
Wtf I dumped my pulls to get Biwa because you all said you can just borrow MLB Kitasan Nigger but now you're all saying you need your own so you can borrow MLB FM or get wrecked in pvp?
BAH GAWD, so that's why Creek has such massive tankers
>>531285180I didn't think I'd be turning in my cunny badge, but fuck
I remember seeing an uma in a very pretty dress, and didn't register that it was Maruzensky
Guess I'm cooked.
>>531285017This gigachad won Rice Shower Haruten with shit cards and WITS, there's literally no excuse.
>>531284567I like to slap hesitant front runners onto my front runners/pace chasers because the timing is usually pretty helpful in getting them into the front when it matters most.
Are you rolling the real goo goo babies alt?
What the fuck is goo goo babies, is it a mistranslation?
>>531285234No we've been saying to pull on cards so you get cards while maybe getting lucky and winning the jackpot.
>>531285234don't worry about it, just go with the flow and meme wit build it up.
>>531285193wtf but I dont want my horses to NTR me
they're mine
>>531284560>>531285091https://youtu.be/pqobRu9aR3M
Sorry gaijins, but you can't have 80's Japan without city pop.
>>531284825>you wil never get taken for a ride by a young Maruzensky in 80s Japan while she's blasting city pop in her Lamboyoutube.com/watch?v=QLHMhVonF-s
brehs...
>>531283434we just don't know
>>531285193S1 is an old piece of media. I understand wanting to get newbies to watch the better or newer animes first.
>>531285326Trainer provides the goo goo
Creek provides the babies
>>531285319reminds me of BA's cunny mummy alts
>>531285319>bandage babeFuck, you can't do this to me
>>531285337Loves Only You is peak NTR bait though
>>531283402It's true, I did say this
>>531285423are they connected or just completely different plotlines
>>531285193S1-3 are all shit though. Only Cinderella Gray is good
>>531285480That's clearly a mo(u)mmy
>>531283512best hors 4 years running
>>531283367The promotion line right now is a laughable 180k even in class 4.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531283512I'm posting this to twitter and reddit if I don't get MLB Kitasan
reminder to watch races in portrait for the full anime experience
>>531285319>>531285573are we also getting Halloween banners?if so I need to save.
>>531285342>>531285390https://youtu.be/kbQN0JnzWkA
I'm formally requesting more
>>531285394the seductress
>>531285524Nah. Kakehashi is (You) btw.
I'm going to be the one who gets 0 SSRs during the whole banner.
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i fear her...
What's an emperor to a god?
>>531283512She is just a dumb kid desperately trying to appear as a cool adult and does stupid shit like smoking (because that's what adults do or whatever), very surface level shit.
>>531285193Tokai Teio has the best story and it isn't even close
>>531285545Both but mostly disconnected, you have to ignore continuity since different seasons technically take place decades apart from each other irl
>>531285602yoink
i save photos of cute hors I like but it's just full of Mayano
>>531284825>hag forma de car>>531284609>hag forma de leche
>first hot spring ticket is with super creek
later virgins, its goo goo babies time
At what point am I allowed to roll for trainees?
>>531285737Yes, they have halloween alts.
>>531285703>uma locks in as the sidebar begins to ping with skill triggersIt's kino
>>531283770>noooo I have to use my braincells instead of follow a spreadsheetDie, retard.
>>531285326it's just a name given to the vague activity of pretending to be a baby so someone can pretend to be your mother. the entomology comes from babies saying "goo goo gaa gaa". the implication of the scene is meant to be that they regularly play it together so super creek explaining it wouldn't really make sense.
>>531285319Of course. I will be rolling for every Creek alt
>>531285326I think it's supposed to be Creek doing baby talk to Trainer (me) while Trainer (me) does.. something.
The fact that there's immediately a scene after the goo goo baby stuff saying she bought Trainer an outfit makes me think it's may be full blown babyplay even though they likely didn't intend it that way.
I think I might be an Air Groove enjoyer.
>>531285648Wouldn't have happened, if she got a male trainer.
>>531285292Sorry, but you have a terminal case of adult woman fetish
>>531285761https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLV66G9NW6MKjavMgcLHZNNkaIgoPDWy2K
>>531285737they won't line up with halloween because we're following the original schedule. but yes there's banners for many themes including holidays.
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WHAT IS A GOD
OMNIPOTENCE GIVEN FORM
>>5312857960LB/Borrowing is fine anyways
>>531285853Rice sure is cute, huh?
>>531285853Damn, I adore Rice Shower, but that's kind of mid
Happy to play a game that finally does halloween outfits, but still
At least Creek's is peak.
so does creek say she wants babumi in japanese
>>531285858I love it when they do a wits check and the camera focuses on their eyes checking the surroundings.
What is the best way to farm SP on JP? Haven't played in years, trying to level up a bunch of support cards I neglected and it's actually a bottleneck now. Dailies also seem to give fuckall.
>>531285995Your fate is over retard
>>531285978How do you know that? They haven't shown october
is there a priority to unlock star levels?
stupid fucking uma!
stop going for the goddamn derby I am tired of your shit!
>>531286179because we're following the same schedule and they would need to skip banners for it to line up, so it won't line up.
>>531286136Play the game
Clear event rewards
Do the daily SP races.
Buy them from daily Tazuna deals.
Use points in the shops, maybe, but that's kind of wasteful.
How many hours until I get to pull bros? My will is getting weak
>nobody have posted the masterpiece
I am disappointed to you all
>>531285935Ooo, even the first goddamn track.
maybe it's a placebo effect, but ever since i started using these wit builds my horse gets more early starts and gets rushed more often
>>531286273just pull now, the luck gods will reward you for it greatly.
>>531286136Just do auto runs with max level supports. Or buy them with cleats.
>>531285193nips dont like s3
s1 is pretty disconnected from the rest of the franchise
Whats a good deck for top gun? 3x Spd, 2xWit and SC?
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I'm not the only one hearing bone shattering sound in Suzukas signature ability cutscene? Why they had to put it in...
>>531285912No!
I'm still based
I'm with it
I'm still contrarian and ironic
>>531286428no, I mean star level, not potential
but thanks for the table
>>531286362Wit decides how quick they get cured at least. I've gotten like 4 late starts, but pretty much ignored them all.
Satono Diamond is a loser ass bitch
>>531285326it's been a long time since i read her scenario but i think she called it dechu machu asobi (goo goo play) so it's an accurate translation for once
>>531285193You don't tell someone to start at the bottom when you're trying to get them invested unless it's absolutely necessary.
>>531285561They didn't tell us to watch Cingray either must be because they thought we're all have watched Umamusume Cinderella Gray Anime already
>>531286474she treats every race like it's her last, brother
>>531286635You can tell exactly when the botting paid shill campaign began.
Trainers of the days of yore pre-global, I beseech thee to pray tell answer but two humble questions:
After the honeymoon period, is this game any good?
How long do the dailies take?
WIT THREAD
WIT GAME
WIT LIFE
>>531286590urara dirt mines
>>531285193>NTR dad is still alive and wellHow did his pelvis survived the sex?
>>531285813she doesn't do things that are too far
so she's smart enough to drop stuff if it's clearly bad for her
except flirting trainah-chan
>looks up to dad who's literally Tom Cruise>feels the desire to be someone worthy of being his daughter>her being an adolescent naturally makes this murky territory>also alone in a new place>different from the onset in a culture that demands conformity>a young teenage girl in this situation would need to simplify her goals in order for the mind to cope>being an adult would>remove her from the grey area in age and expectations>remove school, the thing keeping her away from her dad and flying>allow her the freedom she's used to when with her dadshe can be as shallow or as deep as you want
only difference is how much you care about her
This is shit multiple fagtubers would make hour long video essays about, thankfully it wont happen bc they'd have to touch large age gap relationships
>>531286298This is Blue Lagoon right?
Why welfare haruurara card is good? It does not have any skill
>>531286350stupid sexy girl
>>531286861Decent performance for a welfare card.
It's free.
Her events always heal you, some even give mood up.
Zero skill hint means you won't get cluttered with useless skills you don't need, and you get a flat stats boost for each skill hint she gives.
>>531283216 (OP)What songs will you be playing while rolling for Kitasan Black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y
>>531286370Youโre trying to trick me
Finally won with Scarlet, bros.
>>531286686It's a bonsaige unless you decide to participate in cm every month. I only participate if my hors is good at the track and if my card isn't shit. Pretty comfy.
>dailyyou can skip daily, 10 rolls a month isn't worth sacrificing 30 hours of your life.
i'm a pricunt refugee after the game turned to shit, been fun so far
>>531286737Why is Urara in the Uncharted Waters franchise?
Anyone here managed to raise a proper Winning Ticket that doesnt job everything?
>>531284485>100 stamina below the minimum for sprintsoof...
>>531286941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>531286928I see. Are there cap on how many skill hints you can have?
Having the same uma as both the trainee and one of the legacy sub-legacies is bad for building a PVP uma, but it's fine for spark farming since the sub-legacies will just get dropped from the resulting uma anyway, right?
>>531286941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXRT9ZdBB9A&ab_channel=Release-Topic
>>531286949it feels good when you get a hors her first URA win
Am I saving this for Kitasan or the future or for the present (now) as a present (gift) for myself?
>>531283767Ok this run died at kikusho. It's impossible to build her for sprint with all these long races.
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>>531287061nigga the pool for make debut is set from the start and never changes
>>531287061tickets lock in pools when they are generated, that ticket can never give kitasan
yeah, no way uma musume A survive that after shit talking urara
>watch the race
>chest tightened as i watch my horse
>final corner
>start shaking and clenching
>horse wins by a nose length
>relax
I hate this feeling why am I like this why is the game so stressful
you run her on medium, right?
I'm trying to beat taishin on long
>>531287158Now imagine the high you'd feel if you had money on the line
They're blowing whales money on reitred hors...
>>531284393And she knows it, look at that face
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>>531286975I lost with this. Not getting any good skills sucks
>creek fails a 10%
>mood down, lost practice perfect, gained practice poor
im sending you to the factory
It's funny going all into Wit gives reliable A rank.
what umas are good for stam/power spark farming?
can someone explain me this?
how is that nikke is +12 while uma is +17?
>>531287158Your intuition is correct
>>531287268these horses probably have comfier lives than 90% of the human population
>>531287103OK sorry I don't know how to play because I rerolled and skipped everything please be nice and don't use mean words or I'll feel bad/sad
>>531287109Okay, thank you I need some cards to help my decks badly
>>531287350easier to buy stuff in Uma?
>>531284485Bakushin...smart?
>>531284825Nothing wrong with that
>>531287371They can't even play video games
>>531287350Horse Racing Adjacent which means it might as well be gambling. Nikke is just boobs and abject suffering, ya know for the kids!
>>531287350Gambling bad
Soft porno good.
>>531285995It took me a while to realize Tachyon saying "KENKYUU NO SEIKA DA" was actually a reference to Yurius
>>531287268The head of CyberAgent owns Daiwa Scarlet and the company owns other horses that are actively raced.
https://youtu.be/6j0bt0IDgAs
/Ourguy/...
>>531287350Horses are too lewd. Serious answer, stores have some "ick" against games that "promote gambling" even if it isn't even related to the game. The Balatro dev got fucked by this bullshit just because his game has cards, even if no gambling is involved.
>best run i've ever had
>S distance, S aptitude, S strategy
>all good white skills inherited in the statue event
>gold skills don't proc
holy nigger game
>>531287350extreme hardcore 1 on 1 training with long hard objects that go into soft wet holes
>>531287268not really
it's good public relations
every other gacha is just making money for people
this is the only one directly tied to the well being of real horsies people can visit
so gamer whales pay to get anime grills, while irl whales pay to get Instagram photos with irl horses
honestly this franchise is probably set up real nice for like 2 or more decades, probably as long as people can spend money internationally like this
>>531287494we weren't joking about witmaxxing bro
>>531287464WTF Plapi can be hot?
>>531286737East Orel Bay... Home... At least it was, before that fucking rework.
>>531287464Fucking hate paid gacha skins
Sure you can get lucky and spend only $5 for a costume, but you're more likely to spend $60 to actually get it
And that doesn't even look like Rojo anymore.
Gentildonna has such a nice design
>>531287474Being degen is fine as long as you do it within the confines of your room and don't bother other people, online or irl and maintain secure privacy.
And appear perfectly normal in public.
>>531287464Thanks for reminding me of how bad I wanna fuck Rapipi.
>>531287464it's like every time i see a new nike add it's just more porn like than the last one
and the whole thing started as just porn
>>531287614That's a dude, isn't it?
>>531287474>alone in his room>post online
>>531285390Wait a minute, that's not the original Countach
>>531287623it's not AI retard
Bros I don't i'll make it...
>>531287617are purely natural and mostly require family oversite and approval
also I'm taller than this guy
wider too
>>531287474Why is everyone obsessed with this bald retard. I just want to see horses, but he keeps fucking sneaking into my timeline.
>>531287709The banner runs till the end of July
>>531287207Yes I avoided long for as a finale due to not having good enough stats for it
>>531287703>she can't tell it's AILol
>>531287756turn off recommendations with a burner account.
Who has the goal of having to compete for the Hanshin Daishoten race? I tried 3 differnt Umas and they all had goals on that date that wasn't that race
I NEED TO PULL
HOW LONG TILL GOOD CARD BANNER?
I want to board the Taiki Shuttle
>>531287747balder as well?
>>531287464>>531287647Korean gachas are just icky. There is no shred of decency. They lack chimoku or whatever it's called, silent contemplation.
>>531286954So that comes out to about an hour of dailies every day. Does that really still qualify as a bonsaige?
Winning Ticket is such a nice girl
>>531287794can i see your cards rq
Do you think horse auctions would be more or less cute if the umas looked like this?
>>531287756Don't recommend channel on YT and just filter the one anon in these threads.
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>>531287664She's a mare, maybe the decoration was on the wrong ear or the image is reversed
>>531286018God fucking dammit, now I can't unsee it.
How many crystals does a new G2/3 trophy give?
3 star your Mayano to get father Cruise's blessing
Yeah, I'm cooked
Finally found my favorite
>Have an absolutely incredible Bakushin run
>WIT SPARK
>PACE SPARK
HOLY FUCKING AIDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
>>531287879it's bonsaige because dailies are worthless
>>531287756Just one mentally ill retard spamming and farming for (you)s
>>531287878You sound like a fucking woman. Though I guess this is probably a compliment since itโs the first time anyoneโs said you passed.
I bet this has come a lot in these threads, but is there an easy way to do the "train with 5 support card characters at once" mission?
>>531287949You will marry an adult woman and you'll like it!
I love Dia more than I love Kita.
I know im supposed to wait till kitasan but as a new player, i had weakness and pulled from the normal musume banner.
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>>531287886Good luck on your run, I just cant beat Ryan's finale even with good stats
>>531288000RNG, just play normally it will happen eventually. Also the reporter and Director dont count. Support cards only.
>>531288000all speed deck with Bakushin
>Coerced you into a date and then had you proclaim your love for her in an interview (you) were not aware of
Why is she like this?
>>531287913No, I mean the 3D human.
Been bamboozled one too many times.
>>531288000Not really, just scan all options every time. It's not worth trying to force it
>humans when they try to fuck a horse pussy
can a retire uma like tazuna re debut? she clearly wants to race again
>>531287531I easily hit cap in everything except guts consistently, my runs arent about stats anymore
>get good stat rolls
>no good skills
big sad
>>531288123a good umamusume would still love you even if your extreamly small human dick cant satisfy her
>>531287906It'd involve an island and a plane
>>531287947>parents already gave their seal of approvalthanks tom cruise
>>531288142What are you talking about? Tazuna is not an Uma
>>531285193So I should watch s2 and then Cinderella gray correct?
Anyone got a star uma with 3* Pow/ 6* Stam?
HOW DOES ONE GET A TAIKI? ONLY GACHA?
>>531288250only little boys trying to emulate what they think adults like prefer hair
>>531288305Use the free ssr ticket bwo
>>531288305Could have used your selector on her like I did
Is it okay to unlock an Uma instead of recruiting them from the banner?
I want Condor Pasta....
sometimes i really dont get the rng
i went from second place in ura finale to getting stuck in 13th for the entire race with bakushin
i wasnt completely confident id win, but with 500 wit i wasnt expecting to be so far behind the entire time just because i started on the wrong side
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Do I actually have the time to make another 5k...
almost there
total Suzuka love
https://youtube.com/wazch?v=3d7KsLWr4Hk
>>531287947We have parental approval? So there's nothing wrong with dating Mayano!
>>531288442It's more efficient to pull her first
heh... time to mlb on the real thing
Grass Wonder sitting her unusually large rear on my small human dick
>>531288204Marun and Symboli who have dried eggs are still racing, surely Tazuna can race again if given the chance, right?
If I watch Uma s2 and CG I will promote from a secondary tourist to an insider yes?
>>531288442it's "ok" but you lose out on the nice pile of shards you get the 1st time you pull someone you don't have. just pull on the uma banner, 2 stars are common so you'll get her fast and then have the gems to upgrade her to 3 stars.
>>531288458Spend the $70.
i see how good the Wit strategy is but i'm getting very mixed results, probably because my support cards are ehhh, maybe tomorrow with kitasan things will be any different
>>531287949Terribly underrated uma, needs more art.
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Mambo
why isnt any pony happy running sprints
Why do I constantly see people saying Guts is a crap stat? It feels really efficient considering it buffs both Speed and Power, the only stat that boosts 3 stats at once. Feels like a mandatory focus for anybody not a Front Runner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d7KsLWr4Hk
>>531288460>total Suzuka love
>>531288601She's just an inferior Super Creek
>>531288435I got oguri bro......... but i made one for long that has a 90% win rate on B+ now I dont have a Dirt Destroyer
should I do a cheeky 10 pull
>>531288624guts the stat and guts the training are not the game thing. guts as a stat has severe diminishing returns in the current version of the game, so you don't want to end up with a ton of it instead of a ton of something else. guts training becomes great once guts is buffed.
>>531286975I tried out the 4 wit card strat and she managed to win, this was with multiple mood down and wasted infirmary turns too. I ran 2 power 4 wit with 7 speed spark + borrowed 9 speed spark parent so I don't have to focus on speed, not taking this to pvp tho cause 0 gold recovery skills
>>531288727you think 200 will be enough for mlb kita? anon...
>>531288803I don't give a shit about MLB Kita man, I mostly am looking forward to upgrade my deck
>>531288767oh my god this is so fucking terrible lmao
>>531288746When do the diminishing returns kick in? When would you say it's time to stop investing in Guts?
>>531288727HOLD THE LINE YOU FUCKING ADDICTS
>>531288489Huh
>>531288595But I don't want to! I haven't cleared absolutely all Caratshit, like only having half trophies at the moment, I'm just not sure how much that'll actually add up to
>>531288934welp, I'm hold then
Stop making me wank to Maya
I thought this shit was supposed to be good but it takes a fucking retarded amount of turns to max
>>531288767this was my maiden voyage with this esoteric filly
>>531288458Why do you need 30k in particular? Pity rate?
How is Suzuka so erotic yet so flat?
>>531288754God I want to yank those bloomers down and make her a woman
No other uma elicits so much feral lust from me
>>531288895it's tied to race length. the best case scenario it's good up to like 400 for very long tracks. you don't want to be clicking the guts training to 400 though because then you're spreading your training level ups thinner.
>>531288981>10 initial friendship>30 specialty rateI'm afraid you have been... bamboozled
>>531288981you seem confused
>>531289060it's her aerodynamic genes
wtf is king halo THINKING
Reminder that you go from a 20% success rate at 3+lb kita to 80% by going to 400pulls rather than 200. Stopping at 200 is extremely inefficient. What you choose to do with this newfound knowledge is up to you.
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This girl keeps popping up in my careers, and I think I'm slowly falling for her. She just got the right amount of laid-back smug confidence.
Bros...
>>531288507>3* semenFuta?
>>531288727pull 10 ponies. i did that at 31500 and got rice.
What's the trick to super creek's career? I'm struggling to win/finish it
>>531289113>t. stupid bitch of a mom
Is Mayano the G41 of Uma Musume?
>>531287876no, just move the hair to the neck and ass
>>531289150so true brother
>>531289083>>531289085Am I missing something, everyone said this shit was good but it seems like it's only good because it's a free MLB when the effects itself are shit and like two of the skills are worth using
>>531289203male umas don't exist
>>531289067Both Mayano and Teio really gets me going. I want to breed and cuddle them at the same time.
>>531289000Because of the Kitasan Meme Card dropping soon that I've been continually told I'm supposed to save for and get or whatever, which is also apparently shit without enough dupes so I should try to pity an additional copy too, unless I've misunderstood anything here lately
>>531289205STUPID BITCH SHE IS SPRINTER
GET UR ASS OUT OF THE DERBY
>>531289239The gold skill is really good for pace chaser but it's not guaranteed...
>>531289150Let me guess i'm supposed to dump 400 bucks on 200 extra rolls
>>531288961At least you may get a nice deck. Remember the odds.
>want to fuck and impregnate Super Creek
>get called a faggot with mommy issues and oedipus complex
>want to fuck and inseminate Rise Shower and manhandle her hebe body
>get called a pedophile because i have no chance with actual women
It's a lose lose with this shit game.
>>531289239It's good if you have nothing else, which is everyone a few weeks ago.
>>531289080artists fear the horse yakuza
>>531289378just do both and it should cancel out
ez
Suzuka posts mellow my heart
is there a way to tell which umas havent given me the happy endings yet?
>>531289060She's extremely feminine and graceful. But she is also aloof and cuter because of it.
It makes you want to pin her down and have your way with her
>>531289448whats wrong with her eyes
>600 speed power stam wit
>gets 1 star guts
Every time
Damn, and she had high speed, too
But now begins the Maruzen grind until 3* and/or onsen ticket.
>>531289378>said by delusional people ignoring the fact your talking about a fictional 2D characterI don't think you should worry what they say
>>531289308You should only need $150. 2 7500 packs is more than sufficient
>>531287464i kept hearing nikke was gooners paradise but after playing stellar blade and seeing what the chars look like i was just ... what? this?
>>531289494pregnancy test
>>531289378>get called a faggot with mommy issues and oedipus complexI won't do that.
>>531289524they see everything
>tfw you need to bring a guts card with you
sigh...
>>531287881how do I win with her? if I invest in medium races I chocke on the long ones, and vice versa
>>531289378Is this your first waifu war?
Everyone's waifu except your own a shit
Yes, even if you have the same waifu
>>531289635>need>guts cardnigga what are you even doing
>>531289635Your free MLB Urara?
>>531289270I know exactly what you mean
>>531289564I only have 30k carrots, there's no way I can make an extra 15k with just the new event. I have nearly every trophy and mission done.
>>531289060>>531289502Suzuka is made for lovey dovey missionary sex with lots of kissing, handholding and shared orgasm leglock nakadashi (with aftercare).
>>531289150just going to wait for the uncap materials tbqhwyfamalam
>>531289502the small breasts are incredibly hot
Grass' career is awful. Bitch literally yaps every turn. Give me my support events, bitch.
when is the satono slut coming? i need to know if she's really like the artists portray her
>>531289725>15kLMAO
The jewdecca will continue for a year
>play mayano
>keep her in front
>get excess stamina
>win
it's that easy
new scarlet career run
lost every race
had 3 gold skills by the end of 2nd year
greengirl still kept yelling at me that i don't have enough skills
is there something to save rainbow horseshoes for or can I just use them right away on scouting tickets?
>>531289494Fastest is probably archive hall of fame and check if their top run has won finals.
>>531289058>Not enough guts to sustain your final spurt.webm
>play front runner
>win
it's that easy
>>531289502>It makes you want to pin her down and have your way with herMore like she'll have her way with you. She's sneaky like that
>>531289739Extremely based.
im gonna fucking max stamina and guts
im gonna crash this career with no survivors
>Other horses will get to do factor inheritance with her
Why did she have to be a mare FUCK
>>531289739This but from random men she meets
holy shit tasteful wall of Suzukas
I see we all share the same Suzukamind here
>>531289936>>531289869The problem is PVP long race
600 aint enough
>>531289524they have been blessed by the gods
I accidentally the whole guts
>>531290060i'm thinking sex
you just know suzuka is a freak on turf
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I feel bad of Ogre's competition, they are clearly malnourished.
>>531290186YOOOO SUZUKA HIT THE GRIDDY
>>531290186Why are the chibis so fucking cute?
Bwos, I don't think I'm gonna make it to class 5...
>No monies to raise potential
>Daily races monies almost not enough for daily shops
Bro how do I get more monies. I though mats gonna be the wall but it's fucking monies.
>>531290186go white girl go white girl!
You might think you are horny, but Umas are a lot more horny than you. This information should terrify you.
>>531290084i have enough long runners
need a medium
problem is i tried a career with pacer Mayano and she greatly underperformed
so idk if i have the cards for it
>>531290301stop buying stuff from daily shop besides clocks
What do I have to do to get to come home to this?
>>531290387But horse shards.
>>53129032670 or something, I'm limiting myself to 3 clocks a day
>>531290292Whats wrong?
We just need to get lucky and win all 5
>>531290404Wait another 2 months with 30k jims in hand.
>>531290326I cannot imagine needing to use a clock after kita
>>531288248If you want to watch the bare minimum of the franchise, watch NTR and BNE. Keep in mind that these two (especially the movie) will make everything else seem mediocre in comparison.
>>531290326used my last one
>>531290404Wtf. Are there no rules and regulations for race attire?
Is Urara retarded or underaged?
>>531290528Just wait until MANT...
>>531290404How hard would it be to become a prolific trainer in the umaverse?
>>531290335tempted to unretire to get this hors
If you were now a 12 years old. Which Uma would you want to take advantage of you and groom you into their ideal trainer/boytoy/husband?
>>531290615>only 1 hors missingwhaleGOD...
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why would chinks ask for this when CN server exist?
was their server publisher really bad or something?
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>>531290141 (me)
which one for medium pvp? I know neither is good but I'm stuck with these for now
>>531290680Chink server is so heavily censored they even removed the horse shoes and starting gate.
>>531290605both?
neither of which would stop me of course
Man, Firm Conditions is like the only good conditional skill I've come across. 80% of the tracks are Firm.
>>531290680Heavily censored for their country laws and chinks want the good stuff everyone else is getting.
Isn't this picture complete bullshit? Why would you ever use Air Groove for Sprint instead of Mile or Medium?
>>531285305MLB sweepy is worth an entire deck, doesn't count.
>>531290780Bakushin is pace?
>>531290680Starting fresh on global, less potential censorship, they dont live in china
There are more than a few reasons, wouldnt be a very hard ask considering they would already have the text from the CN server
Gold ship more like gold shit haha
>>531287464wow, so this is the game that make women seethe
>>531290620You need a good eye for talent and a healthy amount of luck.
That's actually how most stories work out with regards to how (You) meet your uma.
>>531290761Right/Left-Handed is also pretty good since it's a coinflip. I'd only ever get these skills if they're massively reduced and I can't get anything else though. Savvy is the only green skill actually worth looking at.
>>531290670None because I was fat looked like this fucker when I was 12
>>531290780Because so many horses can do mile or medium already
>>531290780PVP
You want your 3 umas in different positions and she's the best late surger for short
>>531290780>bakushin pace>mcqueen front>oguri latelol?
>>531290830Ideally you don't want your horses to overlap strategies
>>531290720Hahaha. Fuck em
>>531290880Isn't Lone Wolf decent too in non-PvP teams? Very rare the NPCs have it.
>>531290620In the anime you just hang out at racetracks and feel up young umas' thighs and legs.
>>531288727i did and probably ensured ill only get pity kita
You guys are casually fucking horse girls while zzz is dying a horrible painful death.
>>531290670Satono Diamond
>>531290792horse racing is gambling and therefore ungood
>>531290780Does someone have a picture like this but instead of being completely retarded it's actually useful? Asking for a friend (no really).
>>531290946explain, are they also afraid of spooky horseshoes?
>>531291039Found the PEGI worker
>>531291034My wife wouldn't do that
>>531290720>horse shoes and starting gatenani
>>531290780Seems accurate is you read about the careers of some of these horses. Gold Ship won multiple races in this fashion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc
>>531291025n y is that a bad thing?
>>531289060its the headband and tights 4 me
Chinks also nerfed the boobs of the umas.
>>531290720i know CCPcucks banned all sorts of gambling including horse betting
but i didn't know they go that far with a gacha lmao
its so double standard when they still allow gachaslop
>>531291057Kek what the fuck is there something about gates and horseshoes that could awaken a potential chink revolution
>>531291057Do their irl racehorse dont have gates or is it a no-no to reference to irl gambling
>>531291025If ZZZ wanted me to open my wallet it would have given me lots more furry girls.
>>531290936McQueen is a shit pace chaser because there are a lot better options for that position and it's the most crowded slot
>>531291057What's the reason for removing both horse shoes and the starting gate?
>>531291045Suzuka's childbearing hips
>>531291057HAHAHA, good, very good, fuck Chyna
>>531290670I would probably be too ugly and socially awkward to even be considered a target even back then, wasn't even actually fat yet.
>>531291180no wonder bugmen are constantly upset, they can't have SHIT
>>531291034Shichi is so smoking hot it has me thinking if all the woman moments are actually worth getting to tap that.
>>531291256Alluding to horse racing as a sport, which pretty much only exists at this point as a vessel for gambling.
>>531291057my god imagine born as a chinese inside china
every gacha even their own plays better outside china lol
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>>531290654suzuka my beloved
>>531290720They also removed tails.
>>531291034>>531291316Is her City down there also Gold?
>>531289060Answered your own question.
>>531291313no wonder they cheat in pvp games
it's the only time they can feel like they aren't on the other end
so what is the verdict on women?
>>531291378Erudite Suzuka
>>531291463only good in 2D
>>531291463Real women? Horrible.
2D women are beautiful and splendid, because they're idealized creations by men. Works that surpass what God planted upon this Earth as a form of torture.
>>531291463Sex for the sole purpose of making horsewomen
should i put rudolf on pace or late
>I-IS THAT A HORSE SHOE?
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME XIIIIIIIIIIIII
How do you build Rudolf to be good? That fucking fraudulent jobber keeps choking
Gold City died a virgin LOL
>>531291463Conceptually nice, but the execution is horrible
>>531289546A little better.
Hopefully next ones a great spark
>>531290720>>531290946>>531291180>localize a gacha about horse racing>removes every horse stuff as much as possiblewhat is the bloody point? im surprised this shit haven't EOS yet
IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF FAILING 3-5% TRAININGS
>>531291534I run her pace unless itโs a long race and Iโm behind on stamina, I think the trade off is for late you need less stamina but more power
>>531291463uma bad
ningen good
>>531291534Depends on which strat has less traffic
>>531291552Not in this universe if I have anything to say about it.
>>>>531291607Your fine lotion?
>>531291534consult the Holy Bible: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.9d3peshfq7pp
>Symboli Rudolf>Typical Distance: Medium, Long>Preferred Style: Late Surger, End Closer
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WHY NOT
JUST KEEP FUCKING PUNCHING ME IN MY DICK
FUCK
>>531291463Much can be said but if they are into horses, run. They are all crazy and the memes are accurate.
>>531291534Late allows her skill to go off more reliably and gives you access to some pretty scary debuffs
>>531291463Unfortunately I lived, and was raised surrounded by great women, and thus I am very conflicted nowadays.
Please refrain from fucking your umas
>>531291420all that stress gotta go somewhere especially when they keep taking winnie cock from behind while can`t do anything about it
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Sometimes I want to kill myself, wtf is this bullshit
DIACHAN FUCK UP MY ACCOUNT PLEASE TOMORROW
>>531291792Iโm gonna umapyoi your uma
>>531291180and shit like snowbreak is allowed..
ha.
So Chink uma is actually a Furry racing then
>>531291802>tomorrowbwo we still have 2 days
30% chance to fail training?
RISK ON
>>531291792What if they want to fuck me? I don't exactly have a choice...
>>531291515I will add the only good 3D woman is my mother. The rest of them are unbearable
>>531291892even if the chance is 50% I WILL FLIP THE COIN
>>531291313>>531290946>wow look at this censored chinese version of uma musume! haha what a bunch of commie slant-eye bugman losers am i right>*ignores all the white countries where it's banned entirely*Just say you're racist
>>531290946>commie schizo momentkek I'm stealing this
>>531291463even a 4/10 asperger left me at my best and then became a single mom with the father being an actual system leach that neglected his kids and emotionally manipulated the other women he was with. Rest had stereotypical college retardation or were complete degenerates.
2D is all I got
>>531291923What is it with umas and watching you sleep?
>>531291959name the white countries
>>531290946the absolute state of gutter oil eater
>>531291369Their quality of life really shot up relative to what they had previously but my God.
I can't imagine living an even worse wage slave life AND also having the government fuck over all the circuses that keep me going just because they can.
I would become a factory window casualty within 5 years.
>get really good skills
>get shitty speed rolls
This is fucking bullshit. She should've capped speed this run
is the secret to take a pace chaser spark on late surgers so you dont feel bad about putting them on pace before you have enough wit
>>531291463I bought my wife karats. But last week when I asked her to buy me carats she refused and said she's not going to give me money to spend on other women.
???????
>>531292073>belgium>white
>uma musume is wit game
Lies, I have failed 3 careers today.
>>531292185My late hons never switch to pace. They win and lose by the box.
>>531291959>S-STOP LAUGHING AT US CHYNA NO.1lol calm down zhang, this is not your wumao hugbox
>>531291057but there is horse racing n betting in hong kong, are they suggesting that hong kong is not a part of china?? unbelievable, -5000 social points
i can't wait for MANT
URA stinks
>>531292251Do you work in HR? Seems like it's right up your alley.
>>531292251the player can lack wit too
>>531285193S2 > CG > Movie = S3 > S1 > OVA
>>531292215women are literally children that are afraid that having to compete with 2D women means they will actually have to give their husbands hugs and love
>Suzuka only have 1 alt
Fuck cygames
>>531291959I thought Europe was just North Africa with a bit of Islam mixed in
>>531292494It's hard to improve perfection.
>>531291959No, itโs an ideological crusade for me you ccp shill
>>531271312An Uma's personal unique skill has guaranteed activation, it's not based off wit like other skills or inherited uniques.
Mayano's unique simply has bullshit triggering conditions.
>>531284927Anon... conditions are recovered from in the infirmary.
Tomorrow we'll all be free and able to save for all the uma musumes we want
>most 3* ults are hype as fuck
>Suzaku just starts casually strolling
Is shooting for victory a good skill or meme skill? Has vague positioning in it, so not sure.
Stupid ignorant baizuo cannot hope to understand the superior virtue, morality, and civic mindedness of the glorious chinese communist party. Their liberated workers would never request a more exploitive version with evils such as horses and shoes and gates.
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>>531291959>bunch of commie slant-eye bugman loserswho wrote slant-eyed? you wrote that you're racist anon it's ok
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>>531291959>do commie schizo shit>get laughed at on the anonymous chinese cartoon hors betting forum owned by japanese dudehave a (you) I guess
>>531292494It's a pretty good alt though.
>>531291959>implying I can't be racist and laugh at stupid chink government bull shitI'm hurt you thought so little of me
>>531292825My pelvic bones....
If Suzuka wants anything to do with me she better come back with a bbl and some implants.
>>531288596I feel like the video isnt really for effective horse building and more to finish the campaign. Since he even said getting ure first umapyoi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIyGRdMpZY
uhhhhhh baby hosr trafficking ToT
>calculating races takes 4x as long because it calculates end, late, pace, and front at the same time...
>>531291025good
fuck them for removing 1.0 soul and turning it into honkai 4th
you dont even get forum update every story development anymore. you don't even get sidequests.
>Mfw finally got this song unlocked
https://youtu.be/jIZadPWm7VM
>>531292825Golshi family sitcom NOW!
>>531292073Uma Musume is haram?
A haven of pure horse beauties. No lewd. No bad thoughts. Only wholesome and hearty meals for my horse
>1.6x stamina use
>but all Wit rolls succeed and position strategy changes
Rushed kind of sounds like a buff if you have enough stamina
how long should you spend on building friendship up? until classic year starts or when first summer starts?
>>531292883Goldshi loves to breed and you will too.
ok i shouldnt switch to pace on important races because if i get boxed at least i can alarm clock to try again instead of getting 3rd
>>531293031It's unironically halal since horse racing is one of the few form of gambling allowed in Islam.
I will not be rolling for Kitasan Black (SSR).
I will be rolling for Sweep Tosho (SSR) so I can use her with Kitasan Black (3*).
>>531293076Until first summer camp, then you'll have to take a long hard look at what needs training. Be careful not to get filtered by stam requirements early game if your legacies and cards aren't up to snuff yet.
Can inspiration bring something that was a B to an A if I have sparks for it? I might be just shy of doing it outright.
>>531293065>all wits check succeed>my late surger uma decides to just frontrun because she shits on all of themfeels good man
>>531292994UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>531293076friendships and important hints are priority at the start
Ideally got all mine to orange around first inspiration, but as long as you have most in time for 1st beach trip it should be fine
Ura finale is fucking impossible to clear
I will be maxing Kitasan but I won't borrow her out
>>531292913i must be stupid then because it's the closest i've been to an A then kek, maybe i should stop being stupid and diverse my supports, been leaning a lot on 4 speed 2 stamina or 3 speed 3 stamina due to lack of better support cards
>>531293164Who's the ultra white and the lemon rehab uma?
This is very important.
man these early races on king halo are harder because she isnt smart enough to upt yet
is it possible to only run 3 horses making some sort of incestious legacy of the 3 horses by themselves
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Why does rice have a golden border?
>>531293269upgrade support cards
borrow hors parent
it won't happen day one
why did the japs not like s3?
>>531293498She gave me a golden shower
despite using a mlb creek that temptress hates me rcently. Feel like im only getting swing 33% of the time
>get good speed
>lose because no stam
>get good stam
>lose because no speed
FUCK MY TRAINER LIFE
How could anyone resist this german whore
I thought this game was popular. Why does their en youtube channel have no views and subs?
>>531293498you leveled her potential
>>531293381Yes, but you don't want an Uma to be her own grandparent since she'll get 0 compatibility points from herself.
Which is probably why looping is usually done with at least 4.
>>531293615mein gott, sie ist wunderschรถn
>>531293621Oh yeah, that's it. Thank you
>>531293403Who did you get long with?
>>531293542Not enough Duramante screen time.
>>531293349Not yet released.
>>531293341I've had a lot of mixed results with different card setups and just kinda feeling out how to do things. Im hoping once I get a few MLB support cards things will get even easier in hitting the stat goals I want. I've been trying out different things for pvp in particular since I've started to enjoy the mode lol
>>531293618How many westerners do you think know anything about japanese horse racing?
>>531293381>mfw you kill horses and make them reincarnate>mfw the trainers are druids
>>531291842the difference is snowbreak is a domestic product for them, they don't want a japanese game to have any chance at succeeding within their borders.
>>531293687nta but i got wins in long with mcqueen and goldship, you have to be careful not to do optional mediums or you will very easily have a URA medium finale
>>531293341>been leaning a lot on 4 speed 2 stamina or 3 speed 3 stamina due to lack of better support cardsRolling on Kitasan (or any other future banner you wanna save for) will help, because even uncapped Rs can be good shit to hold you over
Make sure to browse the Team Trials leaderboards and follow someone who has either a good support card or a good 9* spark horse too, it helps a lot
>>531293602That japanese guy said wits gives you stamina because of map interactions.
I am going to change Spe-chan's diet to my semen if she keeps losing
What the fuck are you DOING, girl?
>>531293618because cygames america has a completely inept social media team.
the funny part is i bet they're getting raises right now because of the game becoming a global phenomenon without them even doing anything.
Is there a Megumin uma yet?
>>531292994>KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>531293925How are you losing with spe
>>531293687The strongest ship.
>>531293946You'll take Mahou Shoujo Sweepy and you'll like it.
How we feelin today simp squad?
>>531293691same, personally i'm just going for kitasan and if she comes early a few more rolls because this has been rough with only the freebies
>>531293850already did, got a few with the mesugaki witch and the blue horse as supports both MLB (whic i guess is max uncapped and not major league baseball), also a 40 super creek and some decent 9* from here, i just hope tomorrow i get enough to diverse my runs
that said, good luck to you anons and to everyone, hope we all get something good tomorrow
>>531293618What child is using YouTube over TikTok? Everyone is so fucking done with Google's ad bullshit. I still hate TikTok but I understand why the kids choose it over YouTube.
>>531293542It just felt weird having the maincast still there and do nothing.
just found out I've been jacking off to a irl male horse the whole time
>>531294178It's not even a contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrSkoc1rdpc
>kicked from my club even though I was middle of the pack in fans and donated the max
wtf why
>>531294178https://youtu.be/XztyaX5KJzA?si=8reiBP1J_l-sDpd-
>>531294320Should've MLB Kitasan already.
>>531294150i've unironically seen the same amount of 50+ yo use tiktok as highschool and younger
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>no Fine Motion
>no Super Creek
its ogre...
>>531294320Maybe you weren't requesting enough? Donating doesn't actually matter. It's setting up the request that matters.
>>531294041eat your vegetables
Why international uma so hot?!
>>531294442unless your a front or end
>try out normal deck but with 2 wit cards for goldship
>keeps jobbing in races and ended 2 careers early
>only use 1 wit card
>won most races without even trying
too much thinking is bad for goldship
urara is like your precious daughter
you wouldn't lewd her right?
>>531294345That song goes hard
>>531294320Did you request bakushin song?
>>531294548not my daughter
so it's ok
>>531290830read her unique skill again
>>531294437I request whenever the option is up. Don't think I've gone a day without 2 requests.
god how much wit does king halo need to ult reliably
shes at 400 and still not triggering it
>>531294345another prime example where the male announcer is better than the female..
>>531293542No plot, undeveloped characters.
>>531294652ults don't need wits to trigger
>imagine falling asleep while eating
>>531294702king halo's does
>>531294770Your uma's unique skill.
>>531294660I love how he goes crazy when Oguri does her thing. Maybe I should just switch to male announcer only, he puts in so much more excitment.
Man I got fucking screwed on this Golshi run
>Late starts constantly
>Failed training on 1-10% chances constantly
>Friend training always occurring right as I needed to rest
Do I need 3 stars uma (R/SR->SSR level) to inherit innate skills or do I need to level potentials or is it just rng?
>>531294548i super totally would
i honestly dont trust anyone else with her with how genuinely pure (autistic) she is
>>531294812what else is it based on then
just rng that she doesnt get rushed?
>>531294652personal skills are guaranteed as long as you meet the activation conditions
king halo's just has an incredibly narrow window, she has to be 5th or worse but still ahead of 60% of the pack and not have been rushed when passing 200m to the end of the race
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=10611
>>531294910look up the conditions yourself
Cygames please get the right to release them...
>>531294320Didn't request enough of my stinky shoes
>>531294778I should do a Tachyon career, everything I heard about her sounds great.
>>531294936Fuck Mejiro Ryan seems to have a great level 5 potential and I need her to go 3stars
>>531294716>He never experienced this as a childI'm so sorry anon..
>>531294947obey your master and folkqueen are the two i really want
>>531294548she's so absentminded she might as well be an actual horse
Special Week
But she's thirsty for that toreina semen
>>531294940the fuck
so if my stamina or wit is too good and shes too fast it doesnt trigger?
>>531294947>Obey Your Master>Michelle my Babyamerican horses...
>>531294947>>531295035wait you're telling me obey your master and folkqueen aren't in the game yet? what the fuck
>>531295006Her pots are alright but her unique skill you want to pass it down for sure. That's why everyone is pulling daily for her stars
>>531294950It's really easy and you get a fuckload of fans since it's all G1s.
>>531295092And they most likely never will be.
>>531294853With how successful this game is they really should go the extra mile and get English VAs
The only people i know that have considered the game or enjoyed it but dropped it just moved on to various English speaking gachas
>>531294947>195 cmThe tallest girl is only like 180, the mogging would be so brutal they would need a new gate for this gigaStacy
>>531294716You will get fat if you sleep right after eating.
>>531294652it's guaranteed, but if i'm reading this right, you need to be 5th or worse, but still in the top 60% of the pack, without being rushed. i don't know if late starts count.
it's...very jank
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>remove swinging maestro
>start losing
>>531286635This is almost as shameless and pathetic as when nexon spammed "fanart" commissions of BA to make it look popular.
>>531295097I don't remember what the name was, it wasn't an /uma/ club though if that's why you're asking, just a random club that was good.
How's globalbros doing? Are you guys still having fun?
>>531294910This sounds like one of the worst uniques conditions I've seen so far lol
>At 199-201 meters left>Be 5th or later but be in the first 60%>Don't be rushed once
>>531294320You need to find a new club ASAP
you're going to miss an monthly rewards
>>531295239Would you call her king while she's pounding you in amazoness position?
>>531294416Shouldโve reroll
>>531295092The best umas don't get to actually be in the game, it is what it is.
>>531294940I've really enjoyed having king halo in the back of the pack for my sprint team. She always ults and then uses all her ults at the end mid stats tho.
>>531295242You dont need it for sprint / mile / pace chasers.
>>531295169>With how successful this game is they really should go the extra mile and get English VAsAnon are you just casually saying they should get good VAs for 100+ girls, all with fully voiced mini VN equivalents and hundreds of other voice lines?
ok running a bunch of races actually does cause your stats to fall behind, fair enough
Should I build Agnes Tachyon for long since she has a unique recovery? Or will be Mayano Top Gun still be better?
>>531295329I'm 80 hours and 19 careers in, yeah.
It's been hard managing my time though, always went to stay up until dawn while playing.
anyone else get screen tearing on the pc client? i'm finding it very distracting and normally my go-to in games is to turn on vsync but this game doesn't have much in the way of graphical options
>>531295169good riddance to them
>>531294660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPPhdqkYVuA
the way the female announcer sounds like she's completely losing her mind shouting out their names is pretty good, even if i do prefer the male announcer overall. though i think she does a better job for sirius and brian.
you don't have to win THAT hard, spe-chan...
>>531295169>American VAs>Go on strikesYeah no
>>531295169not plausible for this game because the characters are in hundreds and it doesn't cheat by recycling VAs
>>531295169How about you DIE
>>531295330The male announcer just needs to scream this with the same vigor as they do with Mejiro McQueen currently and any pronunciation issues will be forgiven
>>531295454I think announcers would be for the most part more than enough
>>531295457It's a balancing act between skill points, fans (for ult levels) and stats. Some umas just get fucked if you get unlucky and can't place 1st on a couple optional races and can't get the ball rolling for valentines.
Some umas just have very strong careers that include a ton of 10k+ fan races which means optional races are more for skill points only.
>>531295169with how successful the game is, they should go out of their way to NOT get english casts in order to not have to deal with their bullshit.
>>531295060Most unique skills only really work in there preferred strategy. And king halo wants to be a late surger with her default stats.
I don't know when late usually starts to accelerate but unless the front is literally dying from stamina lack I would assume there's usually still 4 in front of you at the 200 mark.
>>531295454>all with fully voiced mini VN equivalentsBut the career scenes aren't even voiced, they just use the same few canned phrases for the voices.
>>531295169no, eat shit.
cygames has horrible casting in all of their english dubs.
>>531295329Idk I'm still waiting for mlb kitasan black before I actually play
>>531295521>Every horse is a british slagHot
No one will actually "quit" if they don't roll kitasan. They will simply abandon their current account and reroll again. The only thing that will die are the various clubs with abandoned accounts.
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I am ready for (My) Free Kitasan NEGRO. I pray to god the whales I already follow don't switch cards I need those MLBs
>>531295345Yeah I applied to another decent club I found already, or I'll join a club here if people still need members. I'm at a bit lower than 17 million fans right now if that's good enough for anybody here
>>531295597you end up giving her more stamina than usual for her mandatory medium's so she starts earlier than normal for a sprint
im assuming that fucks it up, although sometimes its because you're already winning but if the 1st/2nd place is frontrunner it wouldnt work
FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY WENT OVER THE CAP (as in peak)
>>531295579I would rather they just have the announcers speak engrish on the non japan tracks.
>>531295770>Roll for your own mlb kita so you can borrow obscure supports!!>Everyone changes to mlb kita
>>531295597if your wit is high, you tend to be right behind the pace chasers on the final corner due to good positioning, and if you outstam them you start your spurt earlier than them. i frequently was coming into the final straight IN 5th, or better, when i built her to be able to do medium and long races
>>531295169i think threads about this game will be unusable if that happens
look at the official discord, its already full of trannies trying so hard to take advantage of the popularity project their mental illness onto the game
I can spark Kitasan twice, 2 copies is good enough right?
>>531296006if you can spark her twice then hope you get 3 minimum
>>531295907if my super creek guy takes his off i'm going to be so sad
>>531295712Im not rerolling and straight up quit after experiencing all the 1* guts I got from spark farming if I dont get 2 copies of Kitasan
>>531295615she just canโt help herself
I have yet to see a single shill explain WHY Kitasan is good and exactly what it does rather than just preach about rolling her or not.
When are the three goddesses getting corrupted and the umas band together to kill horse Jesus?
>>531296132>He still lacks critical information less than 2 days before Kitasan banner1 WIT
>>531296006you need at least 3 copies to get her last effect, which is 40% chance to show up in speed training. goes to 80% at full uncap which is why she's considered really good (she starts with 20% as a unique effect so it goes to 100% at full uncap).
i just found out after 50h the home screen drags to the sides
>>531296132have you lurked this general for only 1 minute
>>531296246nigga how
has skyrim quest markers and everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqvcFa_9kaU
JP's getting trailer for the next main story
>check my opps in time trials
>mlb sweep tosho mlb eishin flash mlb creek mlb bakushin
this is no longer tanoshii
I'll still be bricked if I don't get mlb kitasan
>>531296301assumed you click them and simply never did
>>531296341i hope they make good use of our gaijin bucks
>>531296132It's one of, if not the highest booster to rainbow training events occurring in the game, and those are the key to brainlessly easy runs which in turn maximizes spark farming.
>>531296389you mean you didn't find it by trying to pet your hors after the tutorial?
Ai-chan...your slut mom...
I want to have lovey dovey sex with King Halo
>>531296132Yup these idiots sit here and fucking circle jerk explaining fucking nothing. Im going back to Youtube and Twitch
>>531296341>the forehead actually shineslmao
>>531296214Never, because Umas are friends and sometimes more!
>>531296376>local anon discovers the whale wall
>>531296578ok i'll play jungle then
>>531296432So it's mostly about her high training priority for speed?
>>531296341Reminder that this ogre is a Secretariat spawn.
>>531296341is that berno light
>>531296602i JUST explained it you little bitch, read.
>>531296238basically she will always show up at speed training so you'll get rainbow speed training 100% of the time at endgame, less if you don't have FLB.
i'm getting tempted to drop super creek
too many times now i've gone a whole career without the event chain finishing
>>531296376there's an uma in jp whose unique skill is doubling duration on pink skills (skill tier above gold) and it's absolutely cancer. there's no way to win other than having the same horse yourself.
>>531296738You're probably using too many ssrs bro
I pray that all umas should be like Urara who doesn't sexualize her trainer
Stop Trainer sexualization
>>531296602>Explanation literally just fucking posted
>>531295169There aren't even enough above-average english VAs in total to voice every character in this game lmao.
>>531296602>Im going back to TwitchA small victory for thread quality.
Satano Diamond>Super Creek
yes, i'm rolling for her and not kitasan
>>531296376>tfw the english community made us roll for FM and SC when the true cards we should have rolled for are sweep, eishin, and marvelous the greatest rug pull of all time
how do people doing full wit runs get other the stats?
tried doing a biwa wit run and lost the 4th race because my stamina, power and guts were too low apparently
Midriff uma >> armpit uma
>>531296929I should have rerolled for MLB Sweep on day 1 instead of whatever people were shilling.
>>531297016you train when you have the energy and only use wit instead of resting
>>531297106Thats a funny, tho
>>531297120Not like Oglin can eat them when she's already six feet under.
There is an underrated reason to roll for kitsasan she's cute
>>531296708I think so, she got a bit redesigned though
>>531296826>OG JP VAs still voicing characters from 60 years ago>majority of the above-average EN VAs you'd recognize from 20 years ago are washed up, decided they were too good for anime/vidya, dead, or cancelled
>>531297016The point of wit memes is to not rest, you click it instead of resting. Failing wit training is unlikely and the consequences isn't as bad as the other ones.
>>531297016Get swinging dick and lots of velocity skills. Stack 3 of the same boost like corner adept/ pace chaser corner
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>>531296376>brick your run by being a retard>get rewarded with sparksIt's as shrimple as that.
>>531297168>THAT>cuteew, just give me satono if i'm pulling for cuteness
>>531295375just get cygames to look past the autism and release them with their similarish names, not like no one will get who they are
>>531297168She's cute but she's the protagonist of the worst anime in the whole franchise so nobody likes her.
>>531297156They also send over 2 tons of carrots to Uma-Haru at Tracen.
Hag uma who's failed boarding school thrice when?
>>531297149It can be both
>>531297076>>531296929Doing 400 pulls will have a 8% chance at mlb sweep, 45% at 3 or more sweeps. There's absolutely no need to reroll for sweeps and miss out on FM/SC
>>531297076Honestly 0LB Creek is kind of ass her giving Swinging Maestro aside.
>>531297286Was s3 actually bad? I kinda skipped it since I had no idea who they were. McQueen and Teio were at least prominent characters in s1.
AsmonGOD already dropped this shit anyway.
>>531297440Good riddance.
>>531295375Urara's great grandmother...
>>531297440Good
Now we need that bald faggot and all other streamers to drop it too
>>531297440One can only hope baldie follows him.
>>531297360Even at MLB Creek feels kind of just ok for stamina. Only real value is swinging maestro.
>>531295846Is there a point in getting wit that high?
>>531297568>people literally wanting the game to lose popularity and dieSometimes i cant tell if people actually care about the game or not
>>531297440Baldie soon too, I hope
>>531297389tiny kita is in half the eps of s2 tho?
>>531297658witless question
finished reading https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0
10/10 guide should be added to OP
>>531297286im on s3, guess I'll see. I'm guessing about same level as s1
>>531297734Being background characters isn't really a plus.
>>531297286>Worst anime in the whole franchiseThat's S1 and BNW.
>>531297658Your Tracen Academy scholarship bro?
>>531297016>Train your main stat/s>Get to 50% meter>Spam Wit because it's a minor increase to Speed and better ability procs + more skill points
>>531297389S1 is well liked because it was the very first Umamusume ever, so everything felt fresh and exciting. S2 added good sports drama to the mix which then helped defined the tone of the rest of the franchise. S3 has the same dogshit animation as the first two seasons but nothing to engage the viewer with and then NTR came out and took a fat fucking dump all over it by being superior in every single way.
bros i made a witless ticket
>>531297875teio and mcqueen are background in s1..
For the record, I'm not sure if Cindarella gray will be able to surpass the TeioxMcqueen for me
>>531297835Agreed. Its quite useful.
>>531298060whale detected
>>531298042Teio and McQueen were still part of the club even if the focus was mostly on Spe-chan and Suzuka on s1. It's not even close to the presence of Kitasan and her orbiter in s2.
>>531298139Not really. I basically use these cards. This is my long Mayano
>>531298256you couldn't be more humble if you tried my fishy friend
>>531298256>not really>high lb support cardsOkay buddy.
>>531298219idk what to say besides you're retarded. Super obvious they were gonna be next season
>>531298256>mlb cafe >lb3 sweepnigga
>>531295331There's a reason her mom called her a fucking failure
which races for classic triple crown and the senior spring triple crown
>>531297568>bald faggotPeople getting mad at NL when he's made a career of playing random games seriously and consistently because he touched your random game is so fucking funny as someone who's been watching his youtube on and off since his isaac days.
>another A-rank Rudolf with great pedigree
>another 1-Guts spark
Why is it always like this bros...
>>531299691Thats why its okay to quit if you dont get Kitasan Black, this is a game made for whales who wanted to grind
>Whole career focused on going from mile races to long races
>Have to engineer uma accordingly
>URA Finale is a mile race
I have let you down, Bourbon...
>>531300214Part of this is why I raise umas around their URA finales
>>531297168shes cute but unfortunately dia is sexier
>>531297168I really love the stereotypical japanese shit, the hachimaki, the ropes like sumo yokozuna on the back, the cropped yukata, I love that shit so much. If I get even a single kitasan card I will then spend my carats to try to get her. never seen the anime, just like weeb shit.
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