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>>531254187

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jun 12 Force of Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHuOJoeXdYA
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw

>LATEST PATCH
July 15th 1.003.200
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/601909716088521243?l=english

>>531323239 (OP)

i will post here

Impotent seethethread

>>531323343
LITERALLY FUCKING ME WHEN I SEE A FEMALE IN A /HDG/ LOBBY!!!!!!

bump

>be Swed game developer
>be 90% gays, niggers or trannies
>take almost a decade to release a live service game
>everytime you update it you break something else.
>enemies still clipping throughout terrain
>get called gay nigger trannies everytime.
Maybe you shouldn't copy paste automaton facilities into your city maps.
But at least flamethrower turrets no longer commit suicide and the at rockets sights are fixed.
Good job 1.5 more seconds of stunning and brave.

I need BBC

>>531323239 (OP)
new bots? where?

>night time
>rain
>bots
>megacity
K V N O https://youtu.be/yWh9l8RSkPk?si=ikspKqUkj3szjNpE

I will monitor to see which thread prevails.

warbond looks terrible

Does anyone have a working version of the SC arrow mod?

>>531323741
SAUCE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GET JANNIED

lobby doko?

>>531323741
WHERE
I'M STUCK IN THIS FUCKING BLIZZARD ON SOME NORDIC SOUNDING SHIT HOLE

>>531323732
https://streamable.com/ako5tm

>>531323880
back the fuck off YT boi she be only for the brothas

>>531323859
all of them don't work anymore since the sc model doesn't spawn until needed

>>531323930
Suck my niger dick

>>531323956
:o

>>531323973
Youtube boi????
HUH????

Who lost the patch?

>>531315646
?

>>531323859
Won't work. The prize now only spawns after you pop a cork or open a door. Also why in fucks name are you grinding SC? It is $10 fucking dollars. If it takes you longer then 30 minutes to farm 1k SC then you are brown and jobless.

>>531324092
>open crate with sc
>run away
>screenshot

>>531323671
Basic Bot Code?

>>531324056
YT = whitey
>>531323671
based

>sound mods universally broken
yup that's my cue for not playing before the weekend
I am not tolerating guns that sound like a tin can shitting itself

I was promised absolutely no content this summer. No warbonds, no patches, absolutely nothing.
I'm really disappointed in you doomers.

>>531324102
>be americans
>arrogant, privileged, racist af
>think they are the center of the world
You are so pathetic.

New bot mech is good. Bots in cities are kino, can't wait to see the liberate version. New base structures are a welcome sight, thank fuck they didn't copy/paste much. I wish the flag didn't crash everyone because of retard Swede code, and I got an extract that was blocked by a skyscraper.

Overall 8/10 patch.

>>531324424
bot cities are the best thing that's been added in 4 months

>>531324338
Doomsissies LOSE
HopeGODS WIN

>>531324338
I wish the doomers had been right. All the content we got after Borderline Justice is weak as fuck.

>>531324486
Remember when they said Irons1ghts leak "FAKE NEWS" ??? I remember. DOOMSISSIES LOST

>>531324364
>be brown
>smelly, swarthy, racist af
>think they are the center of the world
You are so pathetic and poor

>>531324670
Yet once again, America wins the Most Racist Country award

>>531324745
yeah no wonder daytona 500 is the greatest race track in the world

>Epoch only has ap4
>extreme spread makes it unusable at triple digit distances
what a tragedy
nice autocannon killer BTW

>>531323581
Because it makes the game different on your client compared to mine. So we're not experiencing the same thing. This hurts group cohesion and immersion.
Especially if some nigga keeps trying to explain to me how the railgun beeps now if you are close to overheating, and when pointing out that's not vanilla behavior but a mod, the nigga insists he didn't install that mod
All the funny random XD and coomer bullshit needs to go. Mods are only cool if everyone shares the same experience.
If a mod made carameldansen play for EVERYONE joining some idiot's destroyer, that would be cool. If it only plays it for the retards that installs that shit, unbeknownst to others, that's gay.

But all you mod niggers probably play games for fun, too. Disgusting.

>>531324745
Of course we did. We win at everything.

>>531324862
WAIT WAIT WAIT NOT THAT KINDA RACE

>nothingburger patch

>>531324364
I can't think of a country where someone can afford a computer, or even a console, that can run helldivers, but thinks 10 dollars is a lot of money.

>2 days until warbond
I can't wait that long

i was promised kino this is just bots but I get shot at even less then before, rework these niggers so they're actually threatening

>>531324102
t. indian

>>531324942
This is unironically you

Guys, is it ok if my controller is white despite me being giga black ?

>Posts rage response thread
>Its full of people arguing about race not even 50 posts in
Im starting to think the AIsloppa filters those people.

>>531325203
Give that back

>>531325203
is the gunk niggas leave on controllers darker than the gunk white crackas leave?

>>531325305
???? I didn't steal it, I swear... this time

>AI cancer thread status: buried
Thanks for your stellar service Discord troo(n)pers.

>>531324523
I just don't want to have the urge to play during this warm summer in my AC lacking apartment. The game makes my pc go all sauna on me.

>>531325284
AIsloppa is made by "those" people.

are the new bots fun? I haven't played yet

Gigachad OP for once

>>531325496
inconsequential pre-nerfed unit

>>531325203
>GAMESAAR

>>531325431
undervolt your system and limit your fps

wrap a cooling thing into a small towel and put it in your pants

bolt a smol usb powered fan under your desk to blow onto your midriff

these 3 techniques combined will allow you to play at least 5K beyond your normal range

>>531324576
BASED. They'll lose again next month when Illuminate Cult and APC come out.

2 MORE DAYS UNTIL WARBOND

>>531325395
pretty sure all the d*scordfags hate the ai nigger just as much as the next guy

Why the fuck do i simply not get joiners in my game anymore?
Even on the surface, with an SOS beacon, nobody ever joins.
I also cant find any games on planetview to join. I literally have to hit R for a quickjoin.

>>531325496
you could look one dead in the eye it still won't hit you so more of the same

>>531325801
How the fuck do you balance an APC against Car? Is the CAR just getting power crept?

>an entire LC battery isn't enough to kill the new bot mech when going for a leg
This things just gets worse every patch

>>531324364
America actually is the single most powerful nation in the world though

>>531326190
>car
fast, manoeuverable
>apc
sluggish, not very manoeuverable

>>531324102
>>531324206
?

>>531326268
clearly you haven't heard of romania

Any mod creators here? What made everything break and is it easy to update the mods to a workable state again for you?

>>531325652
>undervolt your system and limit your fps
I won't offer a single frame for a cooler or quieter rig. I refuse!
>wrap a cooling thing into a small towel and put it in your pants
Could just go with a twilight dildo in the ass by that point. Seems a bit excessive compared to slowly dying from the heat to be honest desu.
No content would be preferable. Please Arrowhead, no more updates till september okay?

>>531326448
>audio
once HD2AM updates they'll be fixable at moment's notice
>mesh/UI mods
:) (:

>>531326353
DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM THE SUPER CREDITS SAR
SAR SAR YOU ARE DA MOTHERFUCKER DO NOT FUCKING REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>531326336
>Car in game
>not maneuverable at all
>flies off into the stratosphere if you accelerate over 35km/h
What that means is, that the APC is functionally the same.

>America actually is the single most pow-ACKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>531326695
You should take all the super credits. While playing the game. Spending hours not playing the game to get super credits is a massive waste of time.

>download stellaris mod that looks like a cool little event chain
>it's literal propaganda featuring "Gasa" and "Isarel"

>>531326867
wrong thread

>>531326387
I wouldn't call that a country, more like a force of nature

new armor makes you limp like you have a broken leg after it's been activated

>>531326448
>you are accessing data in specific places in the game to override them
>they add more content
>the specific places in the game now have more files so when you are accessing a file to modify, it's not guaranteed that it's the same file as it was before the patch
>your scope mesh is suddenly trying to override the extended magazine's requisition price value
>game crash
dont take this as reality, it's just the best way i can explain it so a toddler can understand why mods are breaking

>>531326805
>UMMMM ACTUALLY WE WON THE WAR, OK SWEATY?

>>531325434
Jeets?

Get outta my way you lemmings

>>531326574
undervolting done correctly does not reduce performance, often times it actually increases it

>>531327332
Weak. I hit the cap during city defenses with mines

I fucking hate being right. Soon enough we won't have a modding community to speak of.

>>531327332
It's amazing how useless SEAFies are against bots

>>531327481
Don't be mean to little SEAFers, I knocked up all the female ones so they're finding it hard to fight right now

>>531324576
The leaks aren't fake but with the timing of a lot of leaks, the account feels more like he's bought out by AH

>>531324102
Thank you baron brahmin very cool

>>531327467
Never trust a swede

>>531327381
Do i get bonus points if it happened all at the same time?
I had to turn and shoot a few that managed to flee.

I fucking hate swedoids so much bros

Did they just decide to make status effects scale with the player count in the lobby? Why on earth

CYBERSTAN
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN

>>531327467
One day they'll never do content drops again and mods won't break

>>531327467
why are there so many decency's on texture and sound files anyway? like what actually changed so much that they don't work each patch???

>>531327810
Honestly if Arrowhead announced EoS and gave all stewardship of the game to players the game would be twice as good a month later.

>>531327802
drop your pants, fleshie

>>531327587
We are two parts of the same coin.
You knock em up, I drive the SEAF abortion truck.
You make the bumps and i speed test them.

>>531327467
Oh no, however will I play without coomer and furry mods?!

>>531327810
N-no arrowhead senpai... I didn't mean it like that... don't leave us...

>>531327790
what
>>531327778
use purge on your mod loader

>>531327874
do you mean bleed? they buffed it today

>Arm hellbomb backpack and throw it next to bunker
>teammate reinforced nearby
>ping hellbomb as I move away
>he runs up to the bunker and gets blown up
They need to make this thing flash like a fucking discoball or ravelights so retards stop walking into it.

>>531327778
get fucked coomer adhd retard

>>531324016
>>531324102
absolutely no proof of this btw

>>531327874
The only possible deduction is that they just don't give a fuck. They clearly aren't doing this intentionally, but at the same time not making any effort whatsoever to avoid doing it. They're arrogant and think steamrolling right over entire categories of player created shit every two weeks is fine.

Sooner than later at this point, right?

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/6479?tab=images

>>531327983
fuck, I forgot I use mods. thanks a bunch.

>>531327790
No, the opposite. It was doing that and they tried to fix it with this patch.

>>531328084
Eat shit and die

>>531328219
Why did it ever do that the first place

CYBERSNEED
CANT KEEP HER SEED
WE FEED ON
ONTO CHUCK

>>531327889
Remember that even if Start Killing Games passes Arrowhead is thankfully under no obligation to listen to it because law doesn't work retroactively.

>>531327467
are the coom mods really necessary to play the game

>>531328254
Stop walking into hellbombs dumbass

>>531327958
I have a friend who stopped playing monster hunter wilds because it crashes if he loads mods and he won't play without mods. Absolute coomer brain.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242172301812
d10 bots

>>531328313
BFA is a must. Im not playing swedens "androgynous" body type. Everyone already uses brawny for male and lean for female

I want you to remember that every time shazamniggers were screaming about how the game would fail and it's shit and slop and Arrowhead will never break their own goal of like 10k recurring right before making millions of sales, that Gucci Slippers was there shilling right with them

I want you to remember that when the launch was glitched to fuck & back and the balance was realism for thee not for me faggot shit excused by "muh milsim" autism, Gucci Slippers was there saying anyone who didn't like the status quo must be bad and any reference to the original game was irrelevant

I want you to remember that when retards were insisting Alexus was actually based and not a game destroying money running ukroserbian niggerfaggot responsible for every single bad gameplay decision or undocumented fuckup made, that he was responsible for both tonguing slavswigger balls and insisting this very retardation wasn't actually happening

I want you to remember that after we got patched closer to the arcade balance paradigm of the original- we're not even fully there yet- that he was doomcrying that the game was ruined because he enjoyed having his balls crushed as though running straight into a concealed MG nest on Foxhole, an entirely separate game he could still play for this feel

I want you to remember that as hopium maxxers looked into leaks & datamines and proclaimed that vehicle skins, weapon customization, armor skins & weapon/strat upgrade systems were all inevitable after the sheer commercial success- we're halfway through those predictions as of now- he was right there saying it wasn't possible and the game was already dead and if any of it was added it would be bad because reasons

/hdg/, REMEMBER WHAT GUCCI SLIPPERS DID TO YOU

>>531328312
Remember that if packs of ripped muscular Somali bulls gangraped Pilestedt he would have no one to blame but himself

>>531328463
Damn, BFA stopped working? I've been on rimworld as the DLC dropped and was considering joining in the bot mega city missions.

>>531327467
early stage agp

Yep models inside containers don't show up till you open them now

>>531328261
Each client was trying to compensate for the host, but they were duplicating the calculations instead of replacing. The netcode must be ass behind the scenes.

>>531327958
I'm not gonna play this game ever again unless every last one of my preferred sound mods gets back to working order. Arrowhead's sound design is lousy. I will keep dropping the game with every patch that breaks any of those mods. I don't want to play a game with sound design this underwhelming. You don't know how bad you have it.

>drop HB backpack on an air control tower
>tower explodes
>upload cyberaids to complete the objective
>nothing happens
>objective completed

>>531328581
pussy nigger

>>531328627
nussy pigger

>>531328520

>>531328463
>BFA
I'm no fan of base bodies either but the bodies from that mod are built like sticks. the arms should not be that thin.

>>531328565
This is probably optimization for xbox series S that happens to be good for them.

>>531328627
If that's your cope for seething at someone whose standards for quality are a little beyond what the dumb fucks at Arrowhead can provide. Helldivers 2 is doomed.

>>531328452
3/4

>>531328732
ywnbaw

>>531328581
As long as the fog reducer still works I don't care

>>531328452
full

>>531328565
what about this >>531326353

>>531328842
I don't wanna cheat, break immersion, or goon. All I want is a broad availability of player-made fixes to Swedish mistakes.

>>531328581
Are the sound mods down as well? Fucks sake.

>>531328710
Fuck off back to Portugal.

>>531328842
I hope they ban you for that shit soon

>>531329029
I'm told that the patch has put all sound mods out of order.

>>531329025
Maybe there's a workaround that guy has but the latest version of that mod that's publicly available doesn't work

>>531329107
I hope they dial back the fog so I don't have to rely on a mod for that anymore
Being blind just isn't fun

>>531329041
Fuck off back to your trooncord, Wulfnigger.

>>531327467
Dude, this is literally every game. And is not only the game but anticheat. Is not the devs fault.

>>531329025
He's just lying because he doesn't like people getting SC for free. You can dive at containers and see the credits inside them before opening them. He'll be spamming the thread with lies until the updated mod is posted, just ignore him.

>>531327467
Is this your first time modding any fucking video game?

so gucciNIGGERS was behind the rugga cuck posts up at the top of the thread, right? we're confirming he's fully aligned with the brown microdick BBC shillposters?

>>531329316
>every game
Wrong. Some devs provide modding tools and generally respect player mods instead of ignoring them.

>arrows are down
AIEEEE. my passive income.

>>531329751
>Some devs provide modding tools and generally respect player mods instead of ignoring them.
They still break after updates because theres simply no way to account for them. This is standard in every game when modding is involved.

>>531329751
Mods break when SKYRIM updates you fucking retard

God fucking nigger, I just installed the cool GDI armor mod before going to sleep, I haven't played with it yet.

>>531329865
>>531329969
Do you understand HD2 mods will be in shambles for weeks? This is unique swede brand incompetence.

>>531330174
Youre trying so hard to blame Arrowhead for this.

>>531330158
gamer they always update on Tuesday how new are you

>>531330310
I never track what day it is or the date

how does anyone see "times reinforcing: 0" at the stats screen and not feel a profound sense of shame

>>531328520
I'm trans btw

>>531330512
beacuse my self worth is not tied to how good im at video games

>>531330512
solotrannies who should play in a private lobby

>>531328520
"arcade like balance" is fucking gay I'm not here to fucking fortnite

>>531330174
It's incredibly simple to update a mesh mod. The only reason every single mod isn't updated within the hour is because Nexus and the modding Discord have autistic rules against editing and sharing a mod someone else made (even though modders legally own NOTHING). It's 100% entirely the fault of the community. You can update them yourself and use them or even post them to modding websites that aren't cucked beyond belief.

>everyone i dont like is an anti-me discord plant

are niggas really angry their coom mods don't work? lmao

>>531328520

>>531329298
At least I'm not a portunigger like you

>check post game stats
>112% accuracy
okay, how the fuck did I do that? is it the WASP?

>anon lied about the arrow mod not working
i am seething

haven't seen the war strider yet is it a really low spawn chance?

>>531331182
It just needs an update like every other time it stopped working

>join pubbie lobbie
>bring one true flag
>crash their game

>fixed the audio for the stim pistol
now I won’t get shot by my teammates as often

>>531331196
they barely spawn in mega cities, I had four of them on my screen on regular maps

>>531331083
Aweapons that AoE can hit more dudes than the number of shots they fire.

>>531326353
Can someone post the mod in the thread please? I don't want to contribute to the swedish economy.

>>531331975
Doesn't work

I can't see a fucking thing on Claorell I hate moon planets so god damn much

rest in peace every last one of my boys

>>531328520
What is this? Who is Gucci and why do people keep talking about them?

>>531332123
See >>531326353 he's running todays patch and it's working.

rest in peace every last one of my boys

>>531332296
fake news

>>531331975
I would also like to know

>>531332407
>bri'ish eagle
good riddance

>>531332280

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oQys_OI5DWou4GeRE3mW56j7BIi4M7KftBIPAl1ULFw/edit?gid=0#gid=0

somebody find the super credits archive and I'll update it

>>531324745
Fuck off faggot I'll have you know we are more racist than americans could be

>>531332685
she's cool
less of a screamer than eagle-1, also she calls me luv, which is arousing

>>531333038
>screamer
Are you autistic?

>>531331975
>>531332771
Still patching, haven't had chance to see if it still works yet myself. Grabbed off RPGHQ sometime last month, no update over there yet.
https://litter.catbox.moe/sadw9cd8iyqumwl2.rar

>>531333109
eagle-1 is just annoying, female voices are unpleasant in general

Eruptor HMG still shits on bots

>>531323239 (OP)
Urchin fixed btw

>>531333847
what is a large sized enemy

>>531334176
Everything except leviathans

Why the fuck don't we have an ingame compendium like in the first game

I am too retarded for Blender but here's a step-by-step mod updating tutorial

https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=253760-helldivers-2-modding#p253760

>>531332286
shut the fuck up

>>531334518
Nyo

helldive your butthole

>>531334343
HD1 came out during the last of the great years when quality and going the extra mile were still championed
HD2 was formed by and for the age of slop in which the highest ideal is to get to be as lazy as humanly possible (state achieved by Arrowhead)

>>531334692
If democracy protects you, you won't get crashed

>>531334867
What?

>>531332286
He's the dude that raped her

How can you just ignore someone out of stim and in red walking in front of you

>>531334906
Nigger

>>531335039
leandiver

>>531335039
Not my problem.

>>531334176
It works on everything except Striders and shielded Harvesters now.

>Appears out of fucking nowhere and one shots you through a wall
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>531328452
spot opened up
3/4
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242172301812

>>531335039
I only help leandivers with voice 1 or 3 sorry bro.

>>531335280
i kill it

>>531333847
>I can now make it harder to hit bile titans

i still can't boot up the game after deleting all the mods.....

>>531335409
ggs bros sorry for leaving early

>>531335737
Out skilled.

>>531335610
use purge on your mod loader you retarded faggot

>>531335737
at least the meds have been administered

>>531335280
Doesn't happen to me since I'm not shit

>>531335737
god i love the arc drone

>>531335843
rude, turns out you have to close HD2MM too, at least in my case

>>531335280
>Can hear the KACHUSH KACHUSH KACHUSH KACHUSH KACHUSH from the other side of the map
>out of nowhere

>>531335972
Funny how you felt the need to mention that.

Are the new striders just stupidly rare or are they not on Julheim?

>>531333543
>*drops 2 factory striders on you*
Whatcha gon do now ytboi?

>>531336153
>Solotranny outing himself
Play in a private lobby

>>531336235
If that's a city map then yes

>>531335409
>private
open?

>>531335409
still open, 3/4

>>531336279
>Youtube boi
Make a video about it, I guess and make you seethe.

>Replied to some schizo that spawned when I wasn't here

>>531336235
They're rare. Don't see them on ca... cailou... canberra... uhh, the fuckin blob planet either

>>531336440
>connection error now

>>531335409
full now

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242179030148/76561199108851031
d10 wahtevs

No liberation planet has any cities open yet
Can't wait to see how the bots decorate the place

>>531336856
3/4

>>531336856
fvll

>>531336279
My teammates can deal with them

>>531335082
rude

come see the wildlife

>>531337256
Bring a flashlight

>>531335435
can confirm, this man watched me bleed out and die

>>531333509

This new patch added democratic feline allies, right?
RIGHT!?!

>>531337528
The bot doing this must have had his family killed by a jetpackchad.

Wait they finally killed the SC farming mod for good? Damn what the fuck

>>531337450
You require breeding

kind of a bummer Claorell is this important factory world but doesn't have anything to really sell that fact on the maps it would be cool to actually have a fight in a giant open factory or maybe even a big mining hole

>de-escalator, railgun, and quasar all do a LOT more damage than they did prior
What did Arrowhead mean by this?

>>531323648
just climb on the railing, dweeb

>>531327889
This but unironically. Swedes cannot be fucking trusted to make this game the best it can be

did they fix scope fov yet

>>531338148
wait i saw the De-esc got a stun build up buff but did they do some stealth stratagem buffs?

>>531333847
gas still superior in every way

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242180796439/76561198065475540
d10 ROBOTE

>>531338537
The *claim* is that they resolved an issue with a number of stratagems dealing different damage depending on how many people brought them.

>>531339260
>dealing different damage depending on how many people brought them
what the fuck? fucking swedes, man

Arrowhead's overpaid QA team when they're told that planting the flag crashes the entire lobby.

>>531338995
4/4

>put that bayonets do less stagger than regular punches in feedback form
>they fix it next patch
Thank you Svedeman

Whats the consensus on the new bot heavy strider?
Needs heavy AT only? Weakpoints? OP/UP? that kinda shit.
Can’t play til’ later.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242181865026/76561198023232654

bots

>>531336856

>>531339992
800 armor legs at AP4 lol. Even more reason to bring the Senator

>>531339992
More HMG food

>>531340140

>>531340110
coming

>Be me
>Civilian living in a mega-city in Claorell
>Nothing ever happens
>Hear on the TV bots are invading the planet
>Must be fake news
>Hear filthy clankers noises outside on the street
>Don't care, nothing ever happens
>Bots in the streets have time to build big-ass bunkers, gunship factories and detector towers in my neighbor's garden
>Decide to take a walk outside
>Get killed by a 500kg bomb
FUCKING SUPER EARTH DID THIS

>>531339992
>botniggers waited half a year for this to come out
Clown faction is still easy mode.

>>531340965
>The anti-tank weapon is good at taking down tanky enemies
woah....

>>531340110
FVLL

>>531340110
full

>new bugs
>no bugs fixed

>>531339992
Tried it out with railgun. can take out of weapons easily. giant flashing thing at top is not a weak spot. it can eat rocket pods all day long. aim for knee and its dies instantly

>>531337836
>imagine diving D10 with this big girl supporting you by wrestling the chargers and biles so you can shoot them without much worry
I wish...

>QUASAR AND STIM GUN AUDIO STILL NOT FIXED
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DID THEY LOSE "SYRINGE_GUN_FIRE.MP3" OR SOME SHIT??

>>531339383
its how they calculate damage. it get s messed when there are multiples in game.

>being a degenrate gooner
>being a degenerate furfag AND a gooner
Orbital gas strike on this nigger. Right now.

>>531341526
Better than being a troid...

HELP MEEEEEEEE NIGGER MAN

>>531340840
All the prudent citizens are in the bunkers waiting for evac missions to take them off planet.

>>531341470
Classic case of developers not actually playing the game they're making
Many such cases

>>531341392
BUILT FOR BIG HUMAN COCK

>600 miles away from computer for the next week when there's new bot content and and a warbond is dropping

>Lack of a C-01 permit specifies that any action resulting in a child is prohibited
So is everyone in the federation a throat goat and booty bandit?

Bot city missions are the best because you aren't being chased by shitmobs who are glued to you 24/7

>>531331621
I had a city drop where it was basically 1 of these on every fucking street corner.

whats this big ass 3 gb update then?

>>531342097
You know it.

>>531342097
Any sexual enclunter could potentially lead to benis in bagina therefore you need a sex loisence

>>531341470
mine's making sounds
user error

>>531341470
I love Marcille.

>>531342097
>SEAF girls are buttsluts
Hot

>Fog mod still working
I kneel...

>>531341098
>XHE WAITED HALF A YEAR FOR THIS
OH NO NO NO XISTERS, WE NEED AN EMERGENCY MEETING IN THE CORD, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

So do homogays and trannies then not need a C-01 to have sex?

>>531335039
Happened to me
>out of stims
>low on ammo
>strats on CD
>supply was just used across the map where the others divers were
>leg broke
>multiple bile titans was sniffing around the around and would have impregnated me with no chance of survival since they would chain aggro
Shit sucked. It was a journey back to the safety of the squad.

>>531342870
Fuck off nigger.

>>531342870
>The mechanic that makes bots accuracy lower if you shoot at them makes their accuracy lowered when you shoot at them
woah...

>>531342870
>enemy serves as visual fodder for le epick power fantasy (like all bot enemies)
Why are you surprised?

>>531342912
What about pawdivers?

>>531342870
Weakest SEAFchad vs strongest robonigger

>this patch

>>531324943
i'm a raped cargo cultist fag from puerto rico and this is my art

>>531342428
>Any sexual enclunter could potentially lead to benis in bagina

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SAY GEX?!?

Dumb question but how exactly do I update audio mods? Do I just redo the patch file I made or do I gotta wait for the modding tool to get an update or what?

>>531343373
Idk nigga ask the mod guys

>>531343264
>>531342428
Theres a joke in HD1 where a lesbian woman says shes trying for a kid with her partner after getting a c-01 permit and talking about how hard it is to make a child

>>531338238
I was also saying it unironically anon. Swedes are crooks

>>531343373
just patch them in the updated hd2am

>beeping your horn at the stupid bots as you smash into them
is there any greater joy

>>531324338
Instead of no content, it's just shitty content!

>>531343373
Yea just re-patch it via the audio-mod maker.

>>531338148
Did the pyrotech grenades get changed?

>new bot enemy has no weakpoints so AT is now mandatory on bots

FUCK SWIGGERS

>>531343546
Thank you anon, had a personal extraction music mod I need to update

>>531343669
Not that I noticed?
What's wrong with them?

>>531343715
Literally heavy pen 800 hp legs the senator destroys it.

>>531343872
Eruptor does it in 3 shots too.

>changed the city platform extraction so there are 4 ways up to the extraction pad so you can't just fight waves of enemies coming up the two staircases
>doesn't implement one of the staircases correctly and left a massive hole.
Never mind the fact it just looks awful, these devs are top notch retards

>>531343952
So, is it supposed to be glass cannon heavy or something?

>still no fortresses on D10 megacities
it has become extremely obvious that there barely is a difference on D8-D10

>>531343834
The pyrotech grenade was another item that was like the de-escalator in that it appeared to inflict more damage in a 4 man squad than when solo.

>>531344130
You are a discrace to medic mains nigga kill your self

I kick Gucci Slippers every time he joins my game.

I'll join any D3 mission I can find then plant the flag to punish thirdies for farming Super Sheckels

>>531342937
>solonigger
I would have kicked you

>>531336856
game crashed ggs

>>531344334
boohoo nigga

>>531336856
ggz

>>531344334
lmao pipe down sisseroni your eyeliner's running

>>531341470
>He thinks Arrowhead plays their own game.
lmao

>>531341470
pebkac

>>531343715
Bro, your HMG? Your Eruptor? Your Senator?

>>531344805
why is bro looking at the camera

>>531341470
i wish she would stomp on my face like that and my balls
I want marcile to beat the shit out of me

>>531345007
He only stares at gays

imagine not having heavy pen as a botdiver like bro wtf are you doing

>>531344151
D7-D10 desu

>>531343038
Bots just have shit-tier accuracy to begin with. Strider units and up aren't affected by the suppression mechanic, you confidently wrong oil barrel.
This >>531343049 is the reason bots are the way they are. It has nothing to do with player input. Being in the EPIC LASER SHOW I AM A PTSDING VIETNAM SOLDIER MEME RIGHT NOWWWWW OHHHH I AM PTSDING without actually being in any danger is the entire point.

>>531345141
just bring autocannon nothing else even maeks sense othr thin recoilleles

>>531345354
double digit hours played take

>>531336856
my harem

>>531343264
There could be a woman around when the dudes are fucking so it still counts. Get your permit, homo

>>531345354
>just bring autocannon
2 striders appear
wyd?

>all the verticality makes the cities feel more chaotic
>new extraction site is great
>doomstrider is scary
Loving it so far. I can't wait to see what occupied bot cities will look like.

>Turn corner
>See this guy
>Shoot him
>He ignores suppression mechanics
>He randomly decides to aim
>Guns me down in half a second
Why are they like this?

>>531325869
Slow down

>RELOCATING Orbital Point Strike: 0:40

>city maps have no POIs
ebic :)

>>531345454
im shot at 1 ofthem than i let my buddy shoot at th eo ther one

>https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/A/LAS-98_Laser_Sentry
>laser sentry has AP4

>>531345718
Im excited for that teleportation pack. It looks fun as hell

>>531345716
They're neutered anon, before when you turned the corner you didn't even have time to react you were just dead

>>531345825
>REPOSITIONING
>ORBITAL RAILCANNON STRIKE
>04:02:36

What the fuck is this bullshit scanner for ongoing missions
Before you could just spam the quick play and then it'd refresh but now they want you to wait 50 seconds every time? Sweden needs to be nuked

>>531345716
Have you tried shooting at them to make them inaccurate?

I can consistently kill these with liberator carbine just by semi-auto shooting at their head for a few seconds while standing out in the open

i got molested

mega cities are mega ass

>>531344996
The latest path's breakdown literally has them saying thr bot front should allow you to deplot and kill most things with the liberator and that's why they nerfed the little strider's armor.

I molested someone

>>531346118
>>He ignores suppression mechanics
Yes. I do. Its just that sometimes these guys just ignore the mechanic and decide to aim.

I watched someone molest someone else

watch out for squids. they are known to leave no helldiver unmolested in their campaign for supremacy

i fucked something

I got molested

>>531346118
i can kill them with the lib carbine in less than a second just by dumping into their leg
why even try to aim for the head

Why are you all so fucking gay?

>>531344652
I wasn't soloing. It was a buddy 2 by 2 formation to clear the map faster. My guy died and before I could call him in because I was dealing with a shit load of bugs crawling up my urethra THEY call him in to the other side of the map.

>>531346801
our pussy infrastructure simply isn't there

>>531346801
Stimms make you wanna fuck dudes

@gork is this true?

Arrowhead doesnt want you to know, but the Shipmaster and Democracy officer are anatomically correct.

Bots need "shredder enemies" that are melee only, appear in swarms, and are very fast.

>drop into trooncord lobby
>plant flag
>profit

>>531347003
yes
"doko" means "sex"

>>531346801
hello fellow Chuckcuck

>Charger gets killed by supply drop I threw
>No achievement
What did I do wrong?

Advice on a bot bashing loadout? Time to do my part

Mod that gives me a button to jettison the ship master when?

>>531347282
It doesn't count if it's a behemoth

The second galactic war is far better than the first!

>>531347282
try it on a regular charger, not the behemoth ones since they're more common back in release

poor lonely lil nigga all alone in the group
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/lobbydoko

>>531347450
This is false, I got this on a behemoth charger, but he took like 2 supply pods since he has fuckhueg health.

>>531347354
primary:
diligence, lib carb, purifier, eruptor
secondary:
senator, loyalist, ultimatum
grenade:
HE, thermite, pyrotech
armor:
extra padding, medkit, siege ready, fortified
stratagems:
eagle strafe or eagle airstrike
rocket sentry
support weapon of your choice
any stratagem of your choice

any combination of these should work

>>531345825
Don't bring orbitals in cities then tard

>>531347625
We should also join him and become fwends.

>>531347625
cute!!!!

Kill lobbyniggers. Dissect lobbyniggers. Stirfry lobbyniggers into a wok. Curbstomp lobbyniggers.

>>531347625
Sens!!!!!!!!!! Best girl!!!!!!!!! Thread wife!!!!!!!!!!!

>>531347625
He got lost on his way to Albuquerque

>>531347752
Stalker chan sex
Fembot sex
Hunter chan sex
Overseer sex
Ssseeexxxxx with the enemies of super earth sex right nnnnnoooowww

>>531324102
>pays 5 dollars to bypass anticheat and spawn in credits with a menu

>give the one true flag a new gimmyc
>also give it a new game breaking bug
how do they do it every time can't this game be in the hands of a competant game developer fucking take bethesda at this point

>>531343715
based fuck light pen niggers

>>531343715
factory strider already mandated AT you dumb nigger

Where do I shoot Factory Striders and War Striders with an eruptor?
In fact where do I shoot factory striders in general? I know their underbelly is a weakspot but I have zero clue where to shoot, sometimes a headshot does the trick and sometimes it doesn't, sometimes their sides are exposed and sometimes they aren't and I'll be honest it's usually extremely chaotic whenever a factory strider is around so I've never had the time to observe why that happens.

>>531348901
You don't try to kill a heavy with a primary weapon, you fucking moron. Take out a rocket launcher and shoot it with that.

I feel affection, love, yes even lust for my fellow /hdg/ bros...

>>531348901
anon, FS have 10k health
your dinky eruptor wont kill one in a year

>>531348901
bohooho eruptorsissy man up

>>531346801

>>531348868
Get under it luke sky style you craven little bitch nigga

>>531348505
What's the fucking point of the tutorial flag if no flags work that way?

>>531348901
With the Eruptor shoot under the Factory Strider's head where the lights are, those are the gatling guns and the most dangerous part.

>>531348505
Can you imagine if this game was made by the guys that made Dark and Darker?
>quickplay has been removed for testing
>quickplay has been readded
>quickplay has been removed for testing
>quickplay has been readded
>quickplay has been removed for testing
>quickplay has been readded
>quickplay has been removed for testing
>quickplay has been readded

Aside from having medium pen, is there any breakpoint that the DCS hits that the normal diligence doesn't?

Logging on, purging mods, patching the game, taking a dump. You fags better doko a lobby in the next few minutes.

>>531349982
One shotting stalker heads on the top of my head. Amendment does that better now though

>>531350304
sorry I don't make lobbies for chuberniggers

>>531350304
doing the needful

>>531349982
nope. the DCS also got an ergo nerf, it's barely B tier now on bots, S tier being taken over by light pen shit as we speak

>Bot mech turns up in the city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW5eyvQ00Fg

>Be me
>Stealthing around
>Turn corner
>Its a Hulk
>"SnooPINGAS usual, i see"
>He kills me

>>531330158
repatching mesh mods actually seems pretty easy if you're just doing a couple things

>>531348505
>swedistan aka one of the most cucked nations in EU
>doesn't understand the joy of charging at enemy while waving your flag
>doesn't understand actual pride in the flag
>doesn't put any AoE stat boosts in the flag item

>>531350738
Serves you right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UmXX21zVms

So nobody finna acknowledge this nonchalant dreadhead?

How we feeling about the new squid unit
I like it

>>531347487
>your government is a lie, stop invading us
*uses literal mind control*

>>531350958
Post pic

>>531351079
The squids apparently have visited earth way before it became super earth and wanted to be friends.
HOWEVER. Where the fuck were they when we nuked ourselves to hell? Fuck the squids.

>backpack idea
support weapon holster pack
swap to that weapon by double tapping the backpack key
>pros
holds a support weapon in the backpack slot allowing two support weapons (hold 2 EATs, or like a quasar cannon and a MMG, you could hold a recoiless or autocannon but of course you don’t have the back pack)
>cons
will slow down your character speed and stamina by 25

Literally every item in the upcoming warbond is going to be meta.

>>531351248
never using this

>>531348505
>>531350869
>YOU NEED MORE???

>>531351117
taken from last thread
lil nigga shoots you with a laser like the harvesters but not quite as deadly, mostly shows up in bases

>>531350941
LMAO I thought he shaved it off when I saw him facing the camera directly in the thumbnail. What's wrong with this fucking freak?

>>531350941
>rapes your waifu with his fat greasy cock
heh... nothing personnel... kid...

>>531351486
neat

>>531351079
The ultimate twist of helldivers is that the bad guys are bad guys. Much like how ib the starship troopers movie, the bugs were not misunderstood or mindless, they had sentience and thus were actually being blatantly evil murdereres who actually did plan all the atrocities.

>>531350592
I don't know why, but I have no issues with having 30 ergo on my adjudicator while it feels like shit on the DCS. Maybe because the former has an auto switch.

>>531351486
do these replace the instagib “lol u walked around the wrong corner nigga” cattle prods?

EHHHH???? NEW BOTTO? IT STILL KNEELS TO ARC-CHAN! HOW EMBARRASSING! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!

>this armor revives you
>if you didn't die from limb destruction
>then you get ragdolled
>then when you get back up you are constantly losing health until you die again
okay, a weird armor bonus but I think players can make this worth somethin-
>also, you're permanently leg crippled the entire time you're in your second life
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
FOR WHAT POSSIBLE FUCKING REASON?

>>531348505
bethesda belongs to microsoft and snoy actually doesn't have that many good developers anymore
didn't they close most of their game studios including santa monica?

Anyone got the stats on the new gear?

>>531351754
sw*des

>>531351248
Being able to put weapons in the backpack slot should have always been possible.

>>531351863
No they closed Japan Studio cause they didn't do shit other than developer support for a decade and their last game was fucking dogshit.

>>531351754
To make it easier for brawnchads to catch and rape crippled leandivers using this armor

>Devs announce warbond
>People get hyped
>Patch releases
>It's buggier than the last one
>Initial hype gets dampened
>Warbond releases
>It's shit
>Split in the community between "this is horrid dogshit, fuck this game, fuck these developers" and "they're doing their best, I'm having so much fun, can't wait for next thing"

>>531350304
chuubas welcome

>>531351618
>in the starship troopers movie, the bugs were not misunderstood or mindless, they had sentience and thus were actually being blatantly evil murdereres
were they? it's been a while but I was under the impression that the attack on buenos aires was still an inside job and despite their "evil" methods, were actually retaliating, just like the enemies in helldivers. you're telling me the bugs actually noscoped a human city with an asteroid from across the entire galaxy?

>>531351754
You will be limb crippled when you die way more often than 50% of the time. It's actually inferior to democracy protects.

Hard to tell from leaker videos, but it might be the case that the Epoch features the long awaited
>if you fire a perfectly charged shot the VFX and audio get swapped out for a perfect shot variant to let you know you did it
feature that pilestedt promised for the railgun and never delivered

meanwhile, this patch did not add that to the railgun, lmao

Would you join forces with this SEAF soldier?

>>531352042
>have game studio
>don't task it with making games

>>531351863
Reminder: Bungie is the one who has been closing their studios because Sony put them in charge of approving only the games that would make money. Bungie is ran by a microsoft plant.

>>531352375
non-human. shoot on sight.

>>531352375
Yes but she staying knocked up on my ship afterwards.

>>531352142
>it's been a while but I was under the impression that the attack on buenos aires was still an inside job
headcanon
>you're telling me the bugs actually noscoped a human city with an asteroid from across the entire galaxy?
yes
the brain bugs (like the one that gets captured at the end of the movie) did it

>>531352304
the railgun has that as of this patch

>>531352375
can i pet that dawg

>>531350941
More curious about this do Swedes all take their shoes off in the office this must be advanced Scandinavian social technology in America we only have mudrooms in houses

>>531352375
No. Yiff in hell, furfag

>>531352142
The bugs are so intelligent that they can no-scope starships in orbit with their ass juice without even looking at them. Do you realize the computing power needed to hit shit going at 17,000 mp/h?

>>531352472
LIES

>>531352651
Don't worry, one day burgerland will graduate from making houses out of styrofoam or whatever the fuck "drywall" is made out of

>>531352375
yeah
then watch her get obliterated by an allied sentry

>my halo mods
fug

>>531352969
don't worry anon halo warbond soon

>obscure pelican 1 female voice mod that hadn't been updated in ages broken
>probably will never be updated

>>531351667
>"I-Is that... WHITE COCK? NINE WHOLE INCHES OF WHITE COCK?" *drools*

>>531353082
download it
download hd2am 1.16
import it
patch it
save
it'll work then
if it doesn't, just wait for the hd2am update

>>531352858
The house is not made of drywall. The room separations inside the house are.

>>531352690
that was more due to the saturation
you shit out (literally) that much plasma you're bound to hit something

>occupied bot planet cities are locked
>swiggers couldn't finish the set pieces for occupied cities for bots before the update
fucking swiggers

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242191209872/76561199108851031
d10 whatevs

>>531353346
They will release APC after this MO is over and we push on the occupied bot cities
TRUST
THE
PLAN

>>531352498
Yes.

>cant quickplay refresh anymore
>have to wait 50 seconds to 'find ongoing missions'
Fuck you arrowhead

>>531353346
Don't forget
>Only new mission for bot cities is a fucking repurposed d3 mission

>>531352464
>the brain bugs (like the one that gets captured at the end of the movie) did it
that's a ridiculous idea. I don't know if it's dumb on purpose cause it's in universe propaganda, or if the movie is dumb, but I'm pretty sure it's the former. the asteroid would take 100,000 years to fly across the galaxy IF it was travelling at light speed, which there's no way the bugs are capable of producing because they're fucking bugs.

>>531353187
Nice! You're a quarter of the way to becoming a 1st world country now! Don't forget to stop measuring stuff in body parts, too.

>>531353187
you don't understand anon, your entire house needs to be stone and metal with no heat dispersion so you can be fucking miserable when its 101°F/38°C (bonus points if you don't have an AC unit or even if you have one its mandated you keep it off)

>>531351486
>>531351658
I haven't seen an Illuminate tesla tower all day. I think these floating balls actually replaced them.

>>531353472
full

>>531353507
that too, squids got new city missions and even bugs got new missions and set pieces for cities even if its just repurposed secondary objectives. bot bros just suffer

>>531353531
The movie is a hashed retelling of the book. In the book, the bugs have naturally evolved methods of wormhole control and can/do instantly teleport giant natural munitions like asteroids at humans. They also have giant spacefaring bio-ships that are alive and carry the other bugs inside them.

The movie got rid of all of this, yet Verhoeven confirms in the DVD commentary the bugs still dropped the asteroid on Buenos Aires.

anyone else getting big framedrops while loading into a mission?

Anyone has the old sc mod? I need to find the filenames to delete them

>>531353531
>which there's no way the bugs are capable of producing because they're fucking bugs.
there is literally a bug that eats peoples' brains to gather intelligence from them
it's smart enough to know what a nuke is and to warn its brethren to stay back
and it's still one of the lower castes they send out to colonize planets, meaning there are smarter bugs on klendathu
they could definitely figure out how to launch rocks at FTL speeds, or launch rocks close to earth at earth

>>531353531
They are not "fucking bugs" they are hyper intelligent aliens that happen to be arthropods. The asteroid thing is how they spread from planet to planet, it's why it was loaded with larva. As to how the asteroid FTL travels? I can ask you the same of the human ships. Their ass juice can reach orbit, so they at the very least have a mechanism for getting things off planet.

>>531353531
>No no no! I don't care about your lore! Fascism bad! Earth bad! Humans bad! Bugs are niggers and they dindu nuffin!

>it'll probably be ages before all of the halo mods are updated (weapon ones are combo mods that change multiple weapons and their audio)
>coomer/furry mods will be done by this weekend guaranteed
RoN modding community probably about to fall off a cliff thanks to the devs being niggers and censoring the game for the console release
fuck this shit man

>>531353912
very well, I concede. that's some crazy worldbuilding.

>>531353531
>Media literate enlightened gentleman
vs
>Fascist propaganda-driven femoid

>>531354281
I'm a coom modder and I guarantee you that it won't be done by the weekend due to sheer amount of changes that occured with this patch. In some cases there will be a need to reslice the models and make totally new vertex groups with new weights because how things changed. This is what a mod using PH-9 as basis did when I reimported it without any changes. >>531309067 Literally everything below the clavicle is fucked up.

>>531353912
I'm looking forward for when the terminids are revealed to be able to use their natural 710 to FTL just like the super dedtroyers.

>>531354824
Jesus fucking Christ
And people ask why we want sexy coom skins added to the base game. This is why. I'm gonna be blueballed for weeks.

>>531354824
unironically kill yourself

>>531354824
>I'm a coom modder and I guarantee you that it won't be done by the weekend due to sheer amount of changes that occured with this patch
BFA has already been updated. Chop chop, modie.

>fur tranny coomer
GO
FUCKING
BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>531324745
Some nations don't allow immigration/naturalization based on genetic makeup.
Many others don't allow immigrants to work.

Who's the racist now?

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242181865026/76561198023232654

bots

>>531355086
some were patched already and are up on nexus, oh yeah, I'm gonna check if I can patch original Hellcat, I'll upload it here if I succeed. Apofes is literally on vacation so there won't be any updates of his stuff on nexus for a while. That means no hellcat, no valkyrie, no hellmarine nor alice coming from the original source.

>>531354095
Plz respond

>>531353690
actually based then, nothing pissed me off more on city and colony maps than walking around a corner of a building, seeing a bunch of amalgamated white and grey shapes, and getting instagibd by a lightning bolt

>>531351565
He's part of that group

>>531352858
Drywall is mostly gypsum. Builders like it because it doesn't catch fire.

>>531355476
>failed

>>531353504
Those extra queries were really taxing on the server please understand
No we wont implement lobby browser or mission filtering because fuck you

>>531355574
one of these doesn't belong there

>>531352142
>>531352690
The attack on Beunos Aires was completely impossible as it was an across the galaxy shot that bounced the rock off of a battlecruiser that both hadn't left port yet and had made an unapproved deviation from its scheduled course, but it was REAL in the director's mind.

>>531355574
kino

>>531352375
A berserker is going to outflank her squads gun line and saw her in half.

>>531355585
The "gypsium" is quite literally sandwiched between paper.

>>531355672
They are prepping for the series S release. Every bit that isn't nerfing spawns helps.

>>531348505
the less magical bullshit there is in the game the better (yes I'm aware democracy protects exist, yeah that bullshit too)

What did thise niggers do to finding games?? why tf do i need do have some scanner on a minute cooldown?

>>531355735
>"muh realism in my sci-fi"
Fuck off

>>531355968
>Complains about magic
>Has a warp backpack

>>531355476>>531355628

nuked
try this one
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242181865026/76561198023232654

>>531355574
Imagine these dudes as a Helldiver squad

>>531356153

>>531355735
They aimed a rock at the planet, or at least a structure in orbit, the pinpoint impact site was irrelevant

>>531355735
>The bugs can't do it because of my preconceived notions of what a bug can do
Look at this actual xenophobe racist.

>>531356153
failed

>>531355894
>he can't spell gypsum
The paper on the outer layer of the board doesn't matter if the room is already on fire (and your drywall is never the thing that actually catches first). It slows existing fires from spreading.

>>531356153
>>531356286
>>531356312
well something wrong, i will try to join a lobby if someone makes one

>>531355486
okay it works https://litter.catbox.moe/cewgzymk5laho3s7.zip

>>531355859
>>531352896
Why do you want her to die?

>>531356290
>>531356310
The deep space collision with the battlecruiser would have thrown the rock off course. For it to have been a deliberate attack against earth, they would have needed to take the collision into account. But they couldn't have known to bounce the rock off the battleship since it wasn't supposed to be there because Stacy Whatshername wanted to show off how smart she was by plotting her new "improved" course for the battleship.

>>531352142
>t's been a while but I was under the impression that the attack on buenos aires was still an inside job
It's a common theory that has zero evidence behind it that's kept alive due to the plothole that's never quite addressed as to how the fuck the bugs were able to nuke Buenos Aires. We know they're intelligent enough to pull it off, but we don't quite ever find out how they managed to shit out an asteroid out into orbit and with a collision course towards earth unimpeded.

>>531353668
Plaster exists, anon

>>531355486
>>531355486
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>531333847
>Bounces literally every enemy around when you try to aim for weak points
>Y'know stun effects which are primarily used for taking precision shots on weak points
>BUT IT MOMENTARILLY STAGGERS A SINGLE ENEMY!!!!

>scan for missions
>cooldown
wtf

>>531356602
Absolutely BASED CHAD anon
>>531356709
She needs to be bred by bugs PRONTO

>>531356068
>old good new bad
both are you and you're retarded

>>531356321
Anon, even your gypsy alloy can catch fire if the flames are strong enough. I'm not saying it's gonna burn like a match, but to pretend it would help at all with fires is just really funny. The reason why drywall was, and still is, used is because it's retard-proof to use.

>>531356321
Nta but side note; firemen don’t like gypsum, especially roofs made of it because it makes out job harder.
Just since I never expect to be in /hdg/ talking about gypsum

>>531353059
>ODST armor passive is it simply replaces the Helldivers in-game mission music with choons from Halo 3: ODST
Would you use it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T655Z_ccQNs

>>531356619
If she dies in the line of duty, her family might be granted class C citizenship.

>>531356684
>Erhm, ahkshully, the attack meant for the pentagon was thrown off course by a plane and destroyed the washington monument instead. That means it was not deliberate

>>531356472
D10 bots for this poor anon who cannot host a lobby
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242193069324/76561198182300935

>>531356976
hell yeah

>>531356976
Replacing the 3 fucking songs that play looped in Helldivers might be the most powerful passive in the game.

>>531356940
You actually got me curious, how does it make your job harder, flamediver?

>other lobby anon failed
d10 bots steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242194307186/76561198027910192
>>531356153
>>531356286
>>531356312
>>531356472
get in faggitz

>>531356619
i don't but it's very likely to happen

>>531356619
yiff in hell, furfag

that's why

>>531357102
we are FULL

Just did some Bot megacities. I think they're really fun! I wish there were more enemies and structures, though.

>>531357175
2/4

>>531357135
>bot roster is so fucking pathetic they have no one to give the choir theme to

>>531356709
It's plausible that the bugs could have made an attempt, but I still maintain that the collision with the battleship is the fly in the ointment. Small collisions in space can result in massive changes in final point of impact over stellar distances.

We saw evidence within the film that the faggot from Games and Theory was influencing his classmates with his gay mind powers. The battleship had made an unapproved deviation from its scheduled course. It can be argued that it is more plausible for Games and Theory to have manipulated the girl into plotting a deliberate collision with the asteroid to knock it onto a collision course with Earth than it is for the bugs to have deliberately made a trick shot off of a battleship that wasn't supposed to be there.

>>531356619
Guro fans...

>Halo collab
>assault rifle for 750SC
>hecking master chef armor for 1000SC
>warthog skin for the FRV only 650SC
>literally the AMR as a primary for 800SC
>some shitty banner and title for 400SC each
And you niggers would eat it up

>>531352375
cuddling with furry seaf in the bunker (we have both lost limbs and are bleeding out with no help in sight)

>>531357149
You don’t want to cut a roof made of gypsum because it binds up the saw (this is most common on single-story taxpayers (retail stores)), and also indicates a roof of low integrity (aka collapse) Cutting the roof is very important to relieve heat and smoke for units operating inside.

>>531357175
still 2/4

>>531358075
There's actually a far more probably chance a Halo collab would be a permanent Warbond, because Microsoft doesn't give a shit about exclusivity anymore. Remember, the Killzone stuff was meant to be a Warbond too, but something fell through.

>>531358075
I dunno about "we niggers", but considering that the monster hunter wilds RETARDS are celebrating some fucking chicken following you around for 2 dollars, i know plenty of people will.

>>531358075
You're goddamn right
Hell I'd pay $100 if they added all that shit

>>531358176
Use your stims, bruv.

>>531358075
Easily able to grind enough SC in a day for that.

>>531358358
only helldivers get stims
i'm not delusional enought to imagine myself as a helldiver

>>531352375
i want to shoot a scorcher at that SEAFurry

>>531356068
Based

>>531357945
You mean the psychic friend? That was nowhere near Carmen when she made the deviation? fuck, was he even on the same ship as her? I'm fairly sure he was on earth doing research or whatever the fuck he's supposed to do

So you're telling me he, somehow, psychically influenced her to move the ship into near collision with an asteroid and that, by pure fucking luck, she'd get the perfect angle to send it towards earth?

>>531348505
I wish they'd stop making shitty meme weapons, there has yet to be a single good melee weapon

Flame Sentry is fucking fantastic now, easily my tied favorite next to the MG Sentry against Bugs and Squids.

>>531356068
>soft sci-fi nigger thinks his opinion matters
eat lead and breathe berylium dust

This feels like Christmas I want an actual event in December

>>531358439
So you're a genetic dead end even in your fantasies? Good thing you know your place, furfag.

>>531357532
Yeah the variety isn't the best but that's the running theme with mega cities
I'm also withholding my judgement on them until we get some liberation cities up cause the defense cities are pretty bland. Hopefully it's the same case with squids/bugs where the liberation ones are 10x more kino

>>531358439
We see stim CRATES in plenty of SEAF overrun outposts and stored in bunkers.

>>531358929
bring Brap and Flame mines for the extra christmas feel

>>531359102
yeah and they're unopened

>>531358982
What's the difference between liberation and defense? I wasn't playing at the time the megacities were introduced.

>>531358813
Shock baton.
You know except shock batons are gay as hell.
I wish the hatchet was good.

>>531359169
>>531359169
By this logic, the SEAF doesn't get ammo or grenades because there are unopened ammo and grenade boxes in these same locations.

the flag should just function as a manually aimed kinetic bombardment. essentially just a stratagem you call down any time you need a hellpod dropped on something. the cooldown timer could be made significantly faster. it should basically be a manually aimed orbital railcannon strike with a faster cooldown.

>>531359493
yeah that scans

>>531358959
Sorry Helljobber, somebody's gotta fight the war.

>>531359280
The liberation ones are completely taken over and transformed by the enemy faction. Like in the case of bugs the bug goo is way more pervasive, there's more holes from breaches around, all the buildings are pre wrecked etc

>>531356976
hell yeah Martin O'Donnell knows how to rock

>>531358223
I've honestly never heard of a gypsum roof. I'd never entertained it as anything more than interior sheathing. Learn something new every day I guess

>>531358813
Stun lance is good, but only because of a glitch

>>531344996
>HMG
where do i blast this thing with HMG? i just emptied a clip on its anus which i thought would be a heatsink weakpoint but still it lives

>>531359605
Oh, that does sound a lot more fun! The way things are going, looks like we might see them sooner rather than later.

I hate furfags.
t. Furfag

>>531359767
Everything good is only good because of a bug.

>>531359826
Its crotch is most vulnerable to all shots. I have to hit it with three rockets if I aim for the body, but only one if I hit it in the cock. There's also a vent on its ass that's probably medium AP, but I haven't tried it yet.

>>531359496
I hate this recommendation, and I will call you brown if they do this.

They just need to up the damage to something stupid like 400, give it AP4 and call it a day

>>531359998
Not true, stun lance is only good on bugs.

>>531357102
we are now 3/4

>>531358713
>I'm fairly sure he was on earth doing research or whatever the fuck he's supposed to do
His mission was to capture a brain bug. That mission required a fresh offensive against the bugs, and the attack on Buenos Aires influenced the public to support the escalation of the conflict that fueled the fresh offensive. He has a motive. His powers and the think tank behind Games and Theory potentially provide the means.

We don't know the limits of his powers, but he was depicted being able to subliminally guide Rico to Carmen despite not being nearby. He also may have implanted a subconscious suggestion within Carmen's mind to deviate the battleship towards an intercept point that Games and Theory had calculated ahead of time with a known asteroid.

It is a bit of a tenuous theory, but it's more solid than the bugs making a trick shot off of a ship that wasn't supposed to be there.

>>531360230
If the flag lets you wield one handed weapons and replaces the melee with itself, it will have a very real niche and indirectly buff the crappy one handed weapons.

>throw strafing run straight ahead on an open street
>it comes in at a 45 degree angle from the opposite side
I'm about to bring eats and commando and hellbomb and stun hellpods just to make sure whatever i throw down actually hits an enemy and not the fucking walls.

>>531360447
I have no idea how this would fix flag being a shit support strategem. You're better off using construction or amendment if you want a weapon that can shoot and stab things.

>>531360457
>throw strafing run at a group of enemies
>comes out in a 90 degree and teamkills my friend
thanks AH

>>531360457
strafing run comes off in a line away from where you were facing when you placed it. It can get fucked if it bounces off of something, but it's otherwise user error.

>>531360457
Welcome back to city maps buddy.
Don't bring reds.

>>531360830
Nta but the giant buildings in the cities absolutely fuck with strafing run it's honestly kind of shit on cities

>>531360619
It makes it more useful. Being a shit strategem is the point, so I dunno why you want it to be better.

>>531352142
>I was under the impression that the attack on buenos aires was still an inside job
Based on what evidence? There isn't any in the movie so you're just grasping at straws using meta arguments while also forgetting the bugs do have ways to quickly traverse space as they not only settled on dantanna, but also attacked and destroyed zegima beach, which was well outside the arachnid quarantine zone (an area of space that consisted of more than just the klendathu system, also indicating the bugs ability to affect intersteller travel). You're also assuming that buenos aires, or just a city in general, was the intended target and not just "the earth itself". It just happening to land on the city our trio of main characters is from makes for a compelling motivation in terms of story writing.

>>531360457
Eagles need to actually fly towards the target. If they can't they take the path of least resistance to your marker.

>>531360431
You know what's infinitely more plausible AND funnier? That Carmen just nuked Rico's hometown because she was retarded, and the entire government covered it up as an opportunity to invade a planet.

>>531360619
One potential fix for the flag would be for it to provide a reduction in cooldown timers for your other stratagems for anyone within a certain radius. Let's pick a random number like a 50% reduction in stratagem cooldown times within its area off effect.

You sacrifice your support weapon, but in exchange your other stratagem timers, and those for any teammate nearby, are supercharged.

Oh cool a new map-
>no POIs therefore no SC

>>531360447
>>531360619
you want to know how to make the flag actually worth something?
give it 250 damage. that's all it needs. If it did 250 damage then doubling it with peak physique would allow it to one-shot every non-heavy enemy it can conceivably reach.

>>531361317
I don't think i have ever seen a POI in a city map.

>>531361317
What was up with the giga-SC last month? Invasions were different seeds?

>>531353472
3/4

>>531361317
>>531361551
I found 20 super credits in a bunker last night the first time I played on the bot megacity map

>>531358902
>"B-B-B-BUT HOW WILL I SHOW OFF MY PSUEDO INTELLECT WHEN MAKING SCI-FI?!?!?"
Fuck off. You ruin the setting.

>>531362054
>let me just skip the science and go entirely into fiction in future teehee~

>>531354281
>RoN censored for console
whaet

>>531362171
Yes, exactly. Its fucking science FICTION. Nobody gives a shit about "muh believability"

>>531361009
>Being a shit strategem is the point
They legit need a little note that says "joke weapon" for every weapon they don't want you take seriously and expect it to be patched

>>531353472
full

>>531361490
Ap4 300 damage. Final offer

500 damage and remove peak physique buffing melee weapons, but improve stagger or something with it.

>>531362295
I do, clearly a lot of creatives do too

>>531353556
Metrologist here
Imperial is way better for everyday use. Metric is better in a lab setting.
Just like Fahrenheit and Celsius.

>turn game on
>find out quickplay has been neutered
>turn game off

>fellow divers are like 50% less retarded since the update
???

>>531362980
pressing R works fine on my machine
what, you think you HAVE to press tab now just because the button is there?

>game is 132 gigs now
remember it started at 80, we're less than 30GB away from the game having doubled in size

>>531355574
The back two guys are literally me and my best friend

>>531363173
Double tapping R to instantly (without a 45 second cooldown) refresh available missions so I can autonomously choose which one to join does not

wait I just woke up someone give me the QRD of the bot city invasion, there's a new robot or something? Are bots in the city as kino as anticipated?

>>531363195
Welcome to 2025, every single hardware upgrade is instantly negated by retarded developers

>>531363503
bots haven't been kino since release

>>531363503
Imagine like bot troopers pouring in through alleyways constantly.
The new mech is fucking tanky, and will tickle torture you to death.

>the bot city map has a hole that you can fall in and not be able to get out
>if you don't have explosives to kill yourself you're softlocked
BRAVO SWEDEN

>>531362934
>Imperial is way better for everyday use
How?

>>531362934
>Imperial is way better for everyday use.
spoken like a true burger.
why is it any more applicable to every day use than metric? Why is "71 means room temperature" more applicable than "21 means room temperature"?

>>531363763
Just dive up that mound

>>531363884
Feet, inches, miles, pounds, etc. all are very intuitive and have real life applications.
Can you even tell me what is a meter long that isn't defined by it's measurement?

>>531363724
bot troopers are the most pathetic chaff unit in the game a fucking scavenger is more a threat

>>531363763
its not a bot city exclusive, i also had it in Super Earth and on one of the bug mega cities, its random gen being wonky as usual

>>531356602
what was needed to patch it?

>>531364216
They're not unless you've grown up with them. An inch is random as shit, a foot isn't a foot long, miles are random bullshit and so on.
Metric is just as easy to use every day if you've grown up with it.

>dropped a shield turret on a group of SEAFies
>sat at the side and watched them have a firefight with a group of marauder bots
>neither side was capable of hitting each other
>bots because of the shield and SEAF for being incompetent
>neither side moved an inch for a whole minute
Super Earth's adequatest

SC mod doko?

>>531363970
If it's above 100 Fahrenheit it's hotter than your body, if it's below it's colder. 0 means everything gets frozen. It's that simple.

>>531364216
I can envision perfectly what 1 meter looks like, yes. And if you grew up with metric you should be able to, as well. Same goes for 1 cm, or even 1 km. It's intuitive for you because you grew up with it. For everyone else it's complete nonsense hearing "5 feet and 5 inches" unless they grew up with it as well.

>>531364241
Are you joking?
Those niggers will gun you down if left unchecked.

>>531364484
>Metric is great and intuitive if you spent decades of your life training on it
I honestly don't understand why third worlders insist on torturing their children with metric instead of just teaching it normally and reserving metric for higher education where you might actually need it.

>>531362872
>"Other pretentious faggots agree with me"
And thats why modern science fiction is shit

>>531365023
>Imperial is great and intuitive if you spent decades of your life training on it
I honestly don't understand why clapistanis insist on torturing their children with imperial instead of just teaching them metric normally

>>531364794
>Can you even tell me what is a meter long that isn't defined by it's measurement?
>Yeah, actually I can - one meter is one meter long.
Metriccucks are delusional.

>>531365354
A foot isn't a foot long either, and Fahrenheit is completly arbitrary bullshit some dude cooked up while trying to come up with the coldest temperature possible so his scale would never have to go negative

Total imperialnigger death

>>531365304
You get to clap back when you put a man on the Moon, turd worlder, but I bet you can't because you are using an insane system of measurements invented by some French communists.

>>531365591
Try doing it without nazi scientist buddy

>>531365761
lol no they're based

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242192612864/76561198859753991
bots

>coomer mods already up to date

for as much as people like to shit on AH, I gotta say
I've never seen a game pull off procedurally generated cities as well as helldivers did
having randomly generated flatlands and open terrain is pretty straightforward
but to make a full sized metropolis with connecting streets, appropriate architecture, specialized city blocks such as parks and lots, all while incorporating different enemy objectives and subobjectives is pretty nuts

>>531365534
A foot is a foot long if you aren't a manlet. My foot is actually slightly larger than the standard one (I'm 15) but it's close enough.

>>531365591
>NASA crashed a Mars spacecraft once because of a retarded American company using the King's Farthings or whatever retarded length measurements
Anyone that contributes to society uses SI.

>>531366143
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242192612864/76561198859753991
oops had it set to friends only should work now

>>531357175
another operation pending, 3/4

>>531366289
They're shit. Low rise single family homes randomly interspersed with skysycrapers with no rhyme or reason, weird shapes and streets that make no fucking sense.
Don't get me wrong, they're fine as randomly generated backdrop in a shooting game but it only really takes few seconds of looking at the map to realize that it's utterly deranged.

>>531366930
Would you rather see Super American zoning with an entire map being dystopian suburbs of copy pasted single family homes without a single store or non-grid road?
...that would be a neat map actually

Yes... helldivers add enemy mech.

>>531366289
Looks pretty cool in a screenshot but that's about it imo
I really wish they played better, they're just so flat and sterile

>>531366616
>NASA uses Imperial
>wins the space race
>NASA starts using metric
>their spacecraft start crashing left and right
Modern NASA is a joke anyway. There's a reason SpaceX uses Imperial and they're the only guys still putting shit in space.

>>531366702
3/4 come play

>try new 7 barreled shotgun
>see scavanger
>IS THAT A BUG???? DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!1!!
>unload all 7 barrels at once
>beat supply pack sissy to death and steal his ammo

>>531367597
>gut your public sector
>hand the same money to "private" corporate contracts to people who are friends of your politicians
>public industry and agencies replaced with "private" public money whore companies
Very American.

>>531367862
Public sector sounds like something a communist would say.

Did they nerf lasers? The scythe and LC feel way worse against bots

>>531367862
Pure communist gobbledygook.

>>531364484
You misunderstand. Inches and such had no standard in the past. An inch in sweden was a different measurement than an inch in england. The metric system as instituded with a standard and that was why it was "precise". However, in the modern world, the imperial system is standardized, so the issue from the 1600s that you 'tards like to parrot doesn't exist.

Is it me or does the game audio keep dipping at random?

>>531368529
It's just ᵧₒᵤ.

>>531365354
Oh, you wanted an actual example of what's 1 meter long? Sorry, I thought you weren't retarded and knew how to use google.

>doorways
They're usually 1 meter wide, but I'm sure in the US 1,5 m is more common.
>fencing sabers
1 meter
>male human leg
Around 1 meter long, give or take. See? There's even a body part that's about 1 meter long.

>>531365534
I'm fairly sure Fahrenheit was made with 100 being the temperature of the average human body. Which, in itself, is a problem because it's not a universal constant, and plenty of people have lower body temperatures by default. While Celsius is obviously superior for using the boiling point of water in 1atm of pressure, I find Farenheit to be the least dogshit metric the US uses by a long shot.

>>531368484
Too bad it's standardized in retarded unintuitive ways
What is a mile? 1760 yards. A random number pulled out of a hat
What is a kilometer? 1000 meters. An easy and intuitve number.

>>531357175
3/4 again, one guy left

>>531369043
>While Celsius is obviously superior for using the boiling point of water in 1atm of pressure
Why would I concern myself with how water feels?

>>531369170
>I can't learn things unless they are in multiples of 10
This is the most smoothbrained take in the entire thread. What do you do when you measure something and it's 12.5 centimeters? Die?

>>531369170
>system invented by the French

No thank you. If i wanted another mans cock in my ass I would just learn to speak Swedish instead.

>>531367112
That would fuck, even if only because of the intro

Notice that the imperial monkies have no arguments. It's the perfect system for the third world.

Lets kill some bots!
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242201943364/76561198025485950

>>531367862
But spacex is beating everyone else’s public sector too.

>>531369414
Because it's a universal constant, unlike the temperature of the human body.

>join random bot lobby
>everybody else has rocket sentry + ate
that's how you know you won't have any fun and the games just gonna play itself

>>531369717
Forgot to say that its D10

>>531357175
2/4, we lost some people
>>531369717
get in our lobby instead

>>531369717
3/4

>>531370067
But we have >>531369717 3/4

Are the mechs any good against clankers?

>>531369587
reddit racism even though your shithole country wouldnt exist without them lole

Why are there so many divers on Claorell when it's the level 40 invasion ? Aren't the two other planets easier to defend ?

Why is this cunting thing making me redownload like 10 gigs fuck off

>>531369842
Everyone agrees 100F is hot.

>>531367597
>There's a reason SpaceX uses Imperial and they're the only guys still putting shit in space
Holy shit I didn't expect to run into a musk cultist here. Tell me, how many spacecrafts has SpaceTwitter successfully landed without hard crashing?

>>531370296
>>531370296
>reddit racism even though your shithole country wouldnt exist without them lole

You don't even know which country I am from.

>>531368839
>doorways
Except when they aren't.
>fencing sabers
I know this is a joke about how Eurocucks are oh-so-sophisticated but you aren't fooling me, you've never ever saw a fencing saber in your life.
>male human leg
Male human leg is okay, foot isn't? Interesting.

>>531370397
no matter, you are now honorary american (derogatory)

forgot to post this one

>>531370346
It's quite literally lukewarm by definition. Now 100 C is pretty fucking hot.

how are the new striders?
how's the APC? Surely it's in now, right?

>>531367597
>>531367597
>Modern NASA is a joke anyway
>There's a reason SpaceX uses Imperial and they're the only guys still putting shit in space.
nigga haven't you seen the absolute state of PajeetX nowadays? they're lucky their current workers haven't touched Falcon (yet)

>>531357175
3/4

>>531370649
>100F is lukewarm
Youve never been in 100F weather

>>531370596
>tfw master mystermeat race now

How may I serve Israel?

>>531370746
I am 90% sure plans to add more vehicles were cancelled.

holy SHIT what did they do to recoil.
HMG feels like dog shit now

>>531370545
>doorways
It might come to you as a surprise, but yes, doorways come in many sizes. And not just width, anon!
>fencing sabers
You're projecting your insecurities a little too hard. I used it as an example because I trained olympic saber fencing, and the sabers we were using were exactly 1 meter long. Probably by regulation, but might just as well have been the batch that was bought for the gym.
>male human leg
It's okay for what? Giving you an example to what 1 meter is in tangible terms? Yeah, sure is. To base an entire measurement around? No, that is retarded.

I swear the Scythe is the only gun that can kinda make the awful Venus paintjob work

>>531352375
can i wed that dawg

>>531370849
Boy you're in for a surprise what 100 C weather feels like!

>Bot cities are so condensed the solotranny keeps dying over and over because xe actually has to play the game
Interesting....

>>531371072
Venus looks good on all guns.
It's more a matter of the armor that goes with it