Thread 531709595

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!

/sthg/ #8458 - SEGA Store Tokyo Edition

==NEWS==
>TailsTube #12 - Life Hacks
https://www.youtu.be/R3WmM7nVq_I

>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Animation Teaser
https://youtu.be/qFDJ6zMyq-k

>Sonic Racing - Cross the Worlds - (Opening ver.) - Performed by James Bourne of Busted
https://youtu.be/OR9FGj1Bj70

>Sonic Rumble global launch delayed:
https://sonicrumble.com/GLDelay

>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will be released on March 19, 2027
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/

==Comics Release Dates==
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 23 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 24 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026

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>Perfect System Collection:
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>Sonic comic scans:
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Previous Zone: >>531670480

I want to fuck Sonia's tits but she'll have to tape her mouth shut

>>531709664
So? Are other characters straight up not allowed to dislike the MC now?

I'm not interested in rivalling Nintendo. It's never worked out. Let Sonic stand on his own merits

>>531709837
VILLAIN characters can dislike him.

There is no Sonic game/soundtrack with the musical sophistication and narrative cohesion of Undertale's soundtrack

>>531709819
I don't get fursuits. Like, I get the fetish part, that makes sense. But like, they're not even form-fitting, and they're notoriously like wearing an oven.

>>531709839
that's right. we can't afford to pick another fight with the plumber. last time we did it cost us our consoles.

Sorry, IDW is about to go on 80 issues of crap. It's not worth defending anymore.

>>531709887
>only evil people are allowed to dislike the MC
Anon, that's stupid. And there's usually a certain term we'd apply to a main character like that whom everyone in the cast is obligated to love unconditionally.

>>531708943
>>531709739
Posting this here because it's correct and not even feminist Ian will admit how misogynistic it is demoting Cream to the mischaracterization of being just the child everyone needs to babysit instead of her own capable character while Charmy and Tails get away scot-free for being boys. Kit is at max 12 and blowing up islands with bombs.
It's a cartoon series, why are we suddenly concerned with the child character acting like one. Oh right its because shes a FEMALE and young GIRLS are USELESS. It's very realistic, you like?

>>531709964
there are form fitting ones that use stretchy fake fur but they're rare

>>531710118
Why would Sonic hang around people who hate him and wants him dead? (Lanolin)

>>531709837
No one said that. The issue is that the whole reason they hate the MC is because the writer decided to tack on character flaws that directly go against how the MC acts and behaves.
Surge hates Sonic for letting villains run free and ruin people's lives, and then he tries to beat the shit out of her when she threatens to kill those villains herself. Then you have the actual Sonic who has tried killing Eggman on multiple occasions, and has had no problem locking away shitheads like Erazor for a literal eternity after forcing him to grant wishes against his will.

A good writer writes stories around the characters they have, a bad writer disregards the characters and changes them to act however they please as if they were playing dollhouse with a batman actionfigure.

>>531710150
>The rabbit girl that can fly with her ears is supposed to be seen as more normal than the fox that can fly with two tails

>>531710150
No retard and Sparkytard, it's not just about being a female child. Cream exists with Vanilla her parent, so her role as a kid exists with the context of a proper caretaker. Tails doesn't have this, and no, the Chaotix are not Charmy's parents either as much as Evan may want that. Cream has this niche exclusively. That's why Marine, who is her age but parentless, is free to be sea-faring adventurer. It's not gender. It's Vanilla.

>>531710420
>Cream exists with Vanilla her parent, so her role as a kid exists with the context of a proper caretaker.
You mean the parent that has no problem with Cream going on dangerous adventures with her superpowered friends? That parent?

>>531710420
>Marine, who is her age but parentless, is free to be sea-faring adventurer
There's a reason why she's vaulted and doesn't get to be recognized as Blaze's partner and it's not just because of Silver

AS LONG AS I'M AROUND, YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A WINGMAN.

THE FOREST IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH.

I DON'T NEED THE DETAILS, JUST TELL ME WHO TO SMASH.

YOU MAY NOT LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS, BUT I GET THINGS DONE.

>>531710317
The way I see it Ian fixed Sonic. It's stupidly inconsistent to have a character claim to care about freedom and choice not only force Erazor to grant wishes against his will but imprison him in his lamp forever. Sounds like Ian gets what Sonic is supposed to be about more than Maekawa

>>531710510
No but see the writers are going to retcon Vanilla into be the strict parent that doesn't allow Cream to go on adventures and enforce generic mom tropes onto her to fit their narrative that Cream is nothing but a child that needs to be babysat at all times!. Double mischaracterization for the price of one! You like? Now Vanilla and Cream are more realistic!!!!

>>531710510
>You mean the parent that has no problem with Cream going on dangerous adventures with her superpowered friends?
Are we consuming the same series? Vanilla hates that
>>531710593
>There's a reason why she's vaulted
She's not vaulted. She gets to appear in IDW and Channel art. She's just not used, like MANY characters in the game series such as Gemerl too. A vaulting is Sally or other alt media characters.
>and doesn't get to be recognized as Blaze's partner and it's not just because of Silver
Because she's not Blaze's partner. She's her own character who is only tacked on to Blaze because she's the only other important character in Blaze's native dimension. Marine wants adventure, Blaze wants to her job. They aren't actually meant to be a real pair.

>>531710837
>Are we consuming the same series?
I am consuming the games. The only times Vanilla is shown to be an overprotective helicopter parent, is in the comics, which is where I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

>>531710659
>The way I see it Ian fixed Sonic.
Ian, stop speaking in third person. You didn't fix SHIT.

>>531710659
>imprison him in his lamp forever
The lamp was thrown into lava too

>>531710837
>They aren't actually meant to be a real pair.
This is disingenuous, it's very clear she's meant to act as the Tails to Blaze as Blaze is parallel to Sonic. Just like Cream is supposed to be the Tails to Amy, her little sis in a sense, but this series is allergic to letting female leads have a little girl sidekick because they must be sidekicks to the guy characters instead.

>>531710659
Sonic gives everyone the freedom to make their own decisions, AS WELL as suffer the consequences of those actions. Erazor had the freedom to choose to change his ways and start a new life, but he chose to be an abusive megalomaniac instead, and that choice came at a cost.

You're trying to view Sonic as an anarchist that would set murderers free as if it's some desperate life goal that he's obsessed with, despite being someone who's friends with monarchs as long as they're kind people. It's also why Sonic DOES give second chances to people like Shadow, Knuckles, Silver, and Blaze since they weren't doing "evil" out of malice and turned "good" once given the chance to make better decisions, but people like Eggman, Black Doom, and Erazor all outright choose to be knowingly evil.

You have the freedom to be good or evil, what happens after that hinges on your choices and your choices alone.

>>531711108
Blaze isn't a leading character of the series. Someone like Shadow can have a sidekick. Not Blaze

>>531711108
>sonazefag analysis meme
Yes yes and Nega isn't from the future, I'm good bro
>>531710952
The only game Vanilla speaks in is Rush, where she only let Cream go to help Blaze, not to fight.

>>531711303
>Not Blaze
Yeah because she's female. None of the female characters are allowed to have a sidekick, much less a female sidekick unless they're a crying lesbian originating from the comics

>>531710991
>no one can possibly have an opinion different to mine!
Ok you got me i'm ian
>>531711081
Well Ian is wrong to make Sonic abhor killing all of a sudden but I stand by Maekawa being wrong in Secret Rings first

>>531710420
Vanilla has never actually stopped Cream from going on an adventure with Sonic or Amy or Blaze or whatever. Vanilla is a "strict and disciplined" mother to Cream, but that's meant to reinforce Cream being super polite and courteous. It's like, the best example to explain that is like... If Vanilla reminded Cream to have proper manners and etiquette when speaking to someone, but the person in question is a villain Cream just defeated and has lying on the ground beneath her.

>>531711273
>but he chose to be an abusive megalomaniac instead, and that choice came at a cost
And the one who made that cost was... Sonic, who arbitrarily got to be judge jury and executioner for Erazor instead of just fucking off like he does in every other scenario. So under this template Surge is right to be angry that Sonic hypocritically allows Eggman to get off scot free since under your model, Eggman is in the same pool as Erazor, yet Sonic dealt with Erazor but not Eggman

>>531711408
I didn't say Cream or Vanilla enjoy or condone fighting, I said she had no problem with letting Cream run off on an adventure with the mysterious fire princess that showed up out of nowhere.

>>531711408
>she only let Cream go to help Blaze
Help Blaze go find the Sol Emeralds and Sonic and anything involving Sonic and Emeralds usually leads to danger, but Vanilla is very calm about it. Cream lets a stranger into her house that she just met and Vanilla just invites her to have tea and tells Cream to lead the way. Vanilla is not uptight or strict at all.
Not once does she do the idw shit where suddenly she gets all reluctant about letting Cream go off on her own or needing reassurance Cream will be fine. In fact Blaze even comments to herself how abnormally friendly they are.

>>531712004
Dunno what anon was on about but Vanilla doesnt stop Cream in idw either

Imagine if Cream was holding Eggman or whoever up in the air by his neck, with a fist raised to punch him in the face, but Vanilla scolds Cream on having pour posture here and correcting poor grammar choices Cream made when threatening Eggman.

>>531712103
"I did good mama"
"Did well Cream"

>>531711526
>Well Ian is wrong to make Sonic abhor killing all of a sudden but I stand by Maekawa being wrong in Secret Rings first
>>531711697
>So under this template Surge is right to be angry that Sonic hypocritically allows Eggman to get off scot free since under your model, Eggman is in the same pool as Erazor, yet Sonic dealt with Erazor but not Eggman

Sonic has tried to kill Eggman multiple times, like when he chucked that rock at his fleeing pod in CD, or when he ripped the fuel hose out of his backpack and let him plummet to Earth from orbit. That doesn't even mention all the times he's blown up his mechs, bases, and stations without any regard to whether or not Eggman makes it out alive. It would be like saying I'm not trying to kill the person inside a suit of armor by throwing grenades at him, which is complete nonsense.
Hell, even in IDW they VAPORIZE Eggman in his own city during Urban Warfare, and they all cheer while it happens despite what the same comic tries to push earlier, as well as after.

IDW is the ONLY piece of Sonic media that has made this even an issue, and why it goes against literally every single piece of foundation that's been laid out before it. It's a massive retcon made by someone who seems to not even like the things that came before HIS personal vision, which is honest to god terrible writing.

>>531712103
>>531712212
Now this is the kind of shit that would be in a Sonic game. Probably too much still, but it's definitely a step in the right direction lol

>>531712289
>Sonic has tried to kill Eggman multiple times
Sonic has also let Eggman go scot free multiple times, including in IDW where they had the opportunity to kill Mr Tinker, and then when he stopped being Mr Tinker, in Issue 32 where he hopes Eggman can good.
So Surge is right based on both game and idw history.

>>531711273
>Sonic gives everyone the freedom to make their own decisions
>"Sonic has to give people permission to have agency in their lives."

>>531712609
You have to be baiting me. I refuse to believe that is your actual takeaway from my post.

Man it feels good to be a Sonamy chad and have the only Sonic ship that is immune to windshit

>>531712572
This right here was just pathetic.

what's next for him

>>531712671
Literally how else is that statement meant to be taken?

>n-no you didn't read my wall of text!
And I'm not going to. Sum it up.

>>531712572
Surge is right against IDW Sonic because he's been given a flaw that doesn't exist with Sonic in all other media before IDW.
>Sonic has also let Eggman go scot free multiple times
Moving on with his life after reasonably assuming Eggman is dead, or letting someone else take care of him, is not ANYWHERE the same as letting Eggman run away scott free, and ESPECIALLY not the same as being willing to beat the shit out of a victim like Surge just to let Mr. Genocide go do more genocide.

If you're not a windfag you are literally just permanently wrong about Sonic.

>>531712840
Who cares?

>>531712962
>Sonic because he's been given a flaw that doesn't exist with Sonic in all other media before IDW.
>"Sonic the Hedgehog has NEVER been an arrogant cunt before."

>>531713068
You have no experience with Sonic outside of Archie, do you?

>>531713130
>Sonic 1
>Sonic 2
>Sonic CD
>Sonic 3(& Knuckles)
>Sonic 3D Blast
>Sonic Adventure
>Sonic Adventure 2
>Sonic 06
>Sonic Unleashed
>Sonic Battle
>Sonic Chronicles
>Sonic Frontiers
Those are the Sonic games I have played. Sonic is absolutely an arrogant cunt. Seethe and project more, bitch.

>>531712962
>because he's been given a flaw that doesn't exist with Sonic in all other media before IDW.
>Moving on with his life after reasonably assuming Eggman is dead, or letting someone else take care of him
In many game endings, such as SA2 and Shad05, even Rivals 2, Sonic simply doesn't bother. So again, Surge is right, this does happen

>>531713391
I'm not interested in talking to someone who hasn't even consumed half of the game canon, much less noncanon garbage like Chronicles. You don't have any right to speak on anything, little nigger.

>>531712056
>Vanilla doesnt stop Cream in idw either
Except the one arc that actually features her doing something with the rest of the cast, it shows Vanilla being heavily reluctant for her to be involved. FOR CHAO RACING OF ALL THINGS.
All so the joke at the end can box Vanilla into the generic trope of being a scary mom that even Amy and Rouge start sweating at what Cream's going off about. None of that should even be taking place, real Vanilla would be happy to hear about how much fun Cream had and be glad everything went well in the end.
Don't even get me started on how Cream and Vanilla being characterized like this also forces Amy into the mature mom act. Even though this is Evan writing her, around Cream she has to act mature when in the past like Sonic Heroes, Amy was not concerned about setting a good example for Cream. It was actually easier to buy the idea that Amy and Cream had a sister like relationship because Amy kept her around like an equal, another girl to get into mischief with, but after the 2010s, now Cream is just a useless child for her to babysit. Cream is suffering mischaracterization and sanitization just as much as Amy and Rouge. Why does Sega hate their girl characters?

>>531712916
The obvious take away is that everyone is free to do what they want by default, and Sonic simply leaves them to deal with the consequences of what comes after because he isn't the kind to bother and would rather just adventure and relax.

If the person in question does something wicked that gets them in trouble with the cops? That's on them. If the person does something wicked that pisses off Sonic or the people and things he cares about? He'll step in to stop you.

If you REALLY want to be a stickler about specific wording instead of reading, "giving" everyone the freedom to make their own decisions could also be taken in the way that Sonic protects everyone's ability to make their own choices, like how he was willing to forgive Silver's rash actions after he had learned that he was wrong and then CHOOSE to fix his mistakes and save the world, proving that he wasn't evil for the sake of selfishness.

>>531713068
Do you feel satisfied being a miserable cunt?
Captcha: TRYD2K

>>531713406
Sonic moving on with his life because he'd rather do something else than hunt down Eggman, is not the same as actively defending his life and ensuring he gets away scot free.
Surge is complaining about something that literally doesn't happen.

>>531712840
Actually slapping SoA with reality and who he truly is

I saw some Sonurge art that warmed my heart today. I forgot to save it. Surge escaped her programming and starter to realize she loves Sonic, then she smiled. It was cute. I think a lot of people forget though that Surge actually has personal hatred of Sonic not just programming.
I think it would be good to unpack that and let her be understood. Have Sonic learn how he contributed to this. Then when Sonic realizes that she has been pushed too far, he realizes he has to take responsibility. He could hold her close and finally help her realize that the world isn't just suffering and that there is warmth if she chooses to reach it. That's the meaning. That you choose. We all have choices and that's powerful. When Surge realizes she can choose how she feels and she can choose to embrace I think that would be a great ending for Sonic and Surge.
It doesn't have to be confirming the romance but something visual like Sonic smiling and tearing up when she looks at Sonic and realizes he can help her and that he is inspiring would be nice.

I want Surge to feel happy, I think the best ending for IDW is when Surge is happy. Surge being able to rest her head in Sonic's soldier and let the worries stop would finally be great. Instead of a confession Surge could just say "I think I..." and then cut it off so it doesn't break Sega's rules. Anything works, as long as it's about Surge becoming happy

>>531713551
>"Sum it up."
>apparently this means yet more walls of text
You get a maximum of three sentences.

>>531713795
I could not begin to care less about Silver the Hedgehog.

>>531714073
>Silver the Hedgehog.
No not that, i meant confusing free sprit with not caring for Sonic

>Silver fans supposedly hate him being written like an uwu softboi
>geek out and shower endless praise over official art of him baking a pie
Make it make sense.

>>531714073
The first sentence is all you needed to read you actual child.

>>531714275
>see that the post is unnecessarily long
>eyes glaze over
Three. Sentences. Maximum.

>>531714219
Uwu softboi Silver would not just fail miserably at baking a pie but would probably ask any child to make him coleslaw, you must understand the utter mishandling he's getting from tranny writers

>>531713885
Every time Sonic has defended the world he defends Eggman too

>>531714219
His concept is liking apple, discovering new things and getting very interested in the small details and how beautiful they are, that was always part of him, you can still have that and not be retarded.

>>531714219
Its not about the pie. Its about the fact that the pic
>parallels his iblis future pic
>gives us a glimpse into his life in the good future
>uses his love of apples

>>531714219
Silver is unironically too nuanced of a character for most people to get. He's supposed to be someone who loves innocence and the natural world it throws him into a bloodthirsty fury whenever someone threatens to destroy or damage them, which causes confusion.
In the context of the pie image you need to remember that Silver isn't clueless about how things in the past function for the most part unless it comes to luxuries, as well as being the kind to adore all the world has to offer which is why he's so hellbent on protecting it.
Silver wouldn't gawk and gasp at the concept of an apple pie, but his constant vigilance would have likely meant that he's never actually had the chance to try and make one himself, so here he is trying to immerse himself in the pleasantries of a time that he himself was denied, both by the apocalypse, as well as his usual workaholic and self-sacrificial nature.

Uwuver would uwu about not knowing that his favorite food could be cooked, ask around about what a pie is, would try cooking it himself only to ruin everything, and then someone would have to pat him on the head to make him feel good for trying.

>>531714797
>>531714798
Baking is one of THE most quintessential softboi things they could've possibly drawn him doing. This is like actual cottagecore shit.

>>531715035
Thread baker bros, not like this...

>>531714684
There is no way you're being genuine. Goodbye.

Is this motherfucker simply not physically capable of being succinct? Type less, holy shit.

Morning,
Birds are next to my window, i whistle and the chirp right back
How you guys been?

>>531713532
Vanilla isn't supposed to act like that. That why Iizuka told the IDW team to tone down the scary faces on her

>>531715035
I believe that you're just a closet faggot who cannot comprehend living normally

>>531715187
>Complaining about text in a text oriented website
Go watch TV you lazy shit

>>531715035
And Eggman is gay for eating ice-cream, am i right Richard Hammond?

>>531715341
>men spending the day at home baking pie
>normal

>>531715537
Type less, you sperg.

>>531715203
I can't fuckin move out of bed

>Obama chuckled
>"You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

>531715692
>It's not normal for men to bake
>it's not normal to write a lot here
Know the first signs of bait

>randomly dropping an absolutely ANCIENT meme out of fucking nowhere
I can has cheezburger, am I rite, fellow kids? Girugamesh!

>>531712840
Waiting for him in the shower

SEGA Store Tokyo on TV.

>>531716341
>You're too fast

>>531715884
It is absolutely not normal for men to bake. Go ahead, try asking your bros to come over to your house to make some pie. You will not have friends anymore.

>>531716076
I still remember the talks about what Gold would be like if she was built around Canonver instead of Uwuver. Those were fun.

>>531716495
>Yo I'm makin fuckin brownies
>Oh shit sweet
You're either 45, have the world's shittiest friends, or both. My guess is both.

>These roads increase our speed
>How much could you possibly need?
>Guys, stop!
>We've gotta beat 'bots to proceed!

The only guy I knew who baked was very obviously gay. Seems like a relaxing hobby, though.

>>531715117
>>531715341
>>531715884
This anon >>531715035 might've been baiting, but I don't think they're wrong in some regard. I even thought to myself that this felt like something for the uwuver crowd. It appears cutesy to them to feature him baking pie, one of Amy's recipe's no less. Baking pie or baking at all isn't inherently a feminine thing, but that's exactly how the uwuver tumblr woman crowd is going interpret it and fuel their agenda that he's just a softboi that likes sweet things and hanging out with Amy

>>531716693
Remember when one of my friends decided to make us sweet rolls in his home and we all felt like children so we decided to help him.

>>531717131
We need to kill the uwuver tumblr woman crowd.

I'm literally baking my friend some brownies for when I visit him on his birthday along with his gift

>>531717131
So everyone who sees that as feminine is a tranny? good to know.

>>531717302
>>531717387
Fuck yeah.

>>531716693
Where the fuck do you live where it is apparently socially acceptable for a man to make brownies and apple pie?

>>531717131
>baking at all isn't inherently a feminine thing
Yes it is.

Flour contains estrogen, hence why baking is a feminine activity. Men make things out of metal and timber. Things that actually matter.

>>531717750
Silverschizo might be a jeet

>>531717762
Omegachads....

>>531717762
I cook. Not baking, real cooking with meat. I have no interest in playing with wood. Sounds gay, honestly.

>>531718153
bro spends all day touching meat LMAO

>>531715203
On days like these kids like you

>>531711153
Amyfags will never beat the besties allegations.

>>531717305
They're your only hope at getting a wife.
Unless you're comfortable resigning yourself to being a homosexual.

>>531715259
When did that happen? Post proof

Woah, you guys spend all day getting bread? Working with wood? Touching meat? Sounds kinda fucking gay ngl.

I LOVE Shadria! I LOVE Shadow!

>>531718449
do your own research

>>531718442
HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT

>>531718549
That's not Shadally

The only other character shown baking is Amy, the most aggressively femmy motherfucker in the cast. Just saying.

>>531718449
There's a couple pages of wip ABT art that get visibly toned down in the final work.

this is some real "tiktok body language expert" shit

>>531718624
Shadow doesn't have a penis.

I can't believe making food is a women-only activity...

Sorry guys, guess we aren't allowed to feed ourselves anymore. As true men, we must starve to death!

>>531718838
All the movie models have dicks that are used and considered for the lighting of scenes.
They just aren't included in the final renders.
They exist, though.

>>531712807
Why are they trying to redeem the comically evil egg villain? How was no one fired over this?

>>531718676
baking and cooking are not a feminine activity. they are important skills for self sustenance.

>>531718676
The best people on the planet that know how to cook and bake are men, just saying.

>>531719096
"""""""""men"""""""""""

>>531716009
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

>>531716009
Don't be a Roody-Poo.

>>531718676
Amy also loves ice cream, cake, and sweets in general.

Does that make Desserts and Sweets a women-exclusive thing? Guess you can't eat Ice Cream anymore. No more cookies and cake for you. No sugar ever, no sweets allowed.

>>531719015
They accepted that IDW is kinda just bad, but are willing to put up with it as long as IDW keeps shoveling them money to use the license

>>531719015
Because Sega insists that Eggman is just a harmless scamp who has never hurt anyone. According to their grand vision, blowing up an inhabited planet causes no fatalities. And no, I'm not going to let this go, because whitewashing Eggman's crimes means that there are no stakes and thus no reason to care.

>>531719417
men don't eat sugar or carbs

>>531719193
Not gonna work, tranny and or hambeast. Cooking is a man’s art. That five star meal you ordered at a restaurant? Prepared by men. Fine cuisine? Prepared by men. The greatest chefs on planet earth? All men.

Women can’t outperform men in anything.

Playing Sonic games is pretty gay, if you think about it.

>>531719193
This.

>>531719075
>>531719417
>"I-I mean Silver is not an uwu softboi! He's a badass who can solo Goku and Superman at the same time and fucks all the bitches! But he also bakes pie, he's such a cutie!. :)"
Uh huh.

>>531719859
You live on instant noodles and fastfood

>>531719487
Excellent attempt to blame Ian Flynn's shitty writing on someone else.

>>531719438
But Sonic under IDW isn't profitable. Especially not considering they're putting it on Webtoons. I don't understand why they'd keep paying the license especially in their dire spot now.

>>531719487
I'm right with you there, only with everyone. Every single character except for maybe fucking Vector for some reason has been hilariously out of character since 2010. It's gotten so bad these new versions of the characters just fundamentally not the same.

Building ad for the store.

>>531719983
And yet I'm still a bigger man than shitver

>>531719786
>Women can’t outperform men in anything.
Number of onlyfans simps.

if the characters have been "out of character" for the majority of their existence, that is their character.

cute little rat

>>531720225
Then I fucking hate these characters.

>>531720225
Would you still be saying this if SEGA turned Tangle into a boring accountant and memoryholed her original characterization?

>>531719983
And you are avoiding the point. Either he's a chuuni ultra-chad self insert, OR he's a softboi who bakes pies. Pick one.

Nobody gives a shit about your garbage store. you fucking shill. Japan will NEVER care about Sonic. The Japanese population would sooner goad the US into nuking them a third time rather than buy a Sonic game. Stop.

>>531720583
Just like how Amy is a dainty powerless damsel who bakes cakes and pies, right? No hammers here.

>>531720474
yes, tomboy to well behaved lady is hot

You guys wanna know why Tails isn't cool anymore?
Maekawa. Fucking Maekawa.
That talentless hack characterized him as nothing but a cocksucker to Sonic who sits on his mech and does fuck-all. And somehow has the power to bullshit a fake Chaos Emerald into existence? Then does fuck-all with it ever again.
He took the focus off Tails as an action character, took the focus off Tails as a friendly rival to Sonic (which I am going to clarify here since I get so much flak for this regularly. Knuckles is not a friendly rival for Sonic since they are not friends. Their Advance 3 depiction has Knuckles is the one character Sonic is displeased to be partnered with. They constantly butt heads in an antagonistic role to one another. Sonic and Tails compete for fun and bring out the best in each other. At least, they did before Tails' character was ruined by Maekawa.), and downplayed him. In Heroes they outright assassinate Tails' character by making him a little kid afraid of the supernatural. In the storybook games, he isn't important. He does nothing in 06. Maekawa didn't know how to write Tails and western writers used Maekawa as a template to make Tails into a stand-in for Sally. A tactician who does nothing but toy with a tablet and get kidnapped. Some lines for 'Tails' in colors are riffing on Sally lines in SatAM. Especially with the translator. The Roboticized Tails in Lost World was overtly riffing on Mecha Sally in Archie. It's why Tails pleading for Sonic in Forces is pathetic. For Sally? It'd be fine. She doesn't have powers. She isn't a speedster hero. She's Sonic's girlfriend who relies on him to be the brawns to her brains. For Tails? Pathetic character regression since the audience knows he used to be a hero. You could remove Tails from Colors and replace him with Sally and it'd solve all my problems with that games' plot, hell, just have a tie-in manga or story on Sonic Channel about him going on an adventure with Amy on Earth or something. That'd be fun.

Ywnbj.

>>531721034
For you: >>531720225

Also I'm not reading that

>>531709595 (OP)
I for one think the store looks pretty cool.

>>531721142
For you: >>531720465

Most bakers are, again, males btw.

I like the SEGA sign beneath the glass.

>>531720976
Yes. You all get mad as hell when she's competent and has a life outside of Sonic. You don't get to backpedal. Pick one.

>>531720225
You know what. You're right. Sonic has been dead since 2010. These new versions are obviously the way they're taking the characters. There's plenty of better hobbies I could get into that don't treat me like shit. If I want his original characterization, I will simply watch One Piece, as Luffy is pretty much peak Sonic. If I want good 3D platformers, I'll buy Nintendo. If I want good music, I'll play Jet Set Radio. Sonic offers me nothing anymore. I could simply go literally anywhere else. You're so right. I'm out of here.

>>531721546
>You're so right. I'm out of here.
Pft, threaten me with a good time. We all know you don't actually have the balls to leave.

>>531721259
Most bakers are fags

Im only here to look at pictures of cute blobs

>>531720225
Where does their "character" even start? Take Sonic for example. Is his true character from the 1st Sonic game, or a later one like SA2?

>>531721835
First Sonic Game.
Expanded upon in The Saturday Morning Show, the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Michael Gallagher's archie.

It's almost like gatekeep-y essentialism is stupid or something. This franchise is long, messy, and inconsistent, and its supposed fans should just accept that instead of constantly fighting over what does and doesn't "count".

>>531722127
>just accept dogshit
You like Pokémon still, don't you

>>531722238
I haven't actually played a Pokemon game since the original Gold. For me, it's in the same mental space as gacha, a glorified porn generator. But please, keep mindbreaking yourself over the multimedia franchise about a cartoon rat.

>>531721783
Based on nothing but your own headcanon.

>>531722981
Based on millennia of societal convention.

>>531717587
Is this new official art by Uekawa? Awesome.
>>531720351
This looks cool. I'm going to a similar Sega shop in a couple days.

>>531720902
It's called 4 CHAN and we are discussing a Japanese franchise. Make like the old Archiefaggots and fuck off back to Discord useless tranny.
I give a shit about the store.

>>531723659
Weeb

>>531720902
Watch your tone little nigger.

>>531720902
Have some more.
>>531723508
>Is this new official art by Uekawa? Awesome.
I guess so.

>>531722981
shitver is a fag cope seethe rope

>>531723659
You will never be Japanese. If you were, you wouldn't be a Sonic fan.

>>531724148
Most of the 34th anniversary art from this year were from Japanese fans.

>>531724148
It makes me smile seeing weebs kick their feet and cry when someone doesn't like their gay little cartoons

>>531722127
Only games and media created directly by Sega/Sonic Team are canon, and among those games and media only the Japanese version is canon.
This is true no matter how you slice it.
Sega does not care about your comics or your OCs. Western depictions of Sonic are objectively inaccurate and noncanon.
>>531723758
Weeb site, nigger.

Remember when Sega was happy to introduce new characters into the franchise? Also this was unfortunately when the hate for Sonic friends truly began.

>>531724409
I don't give a fuck what this website is. You're a weeb loser still lmfao.

>>531724148
Plenty of people in Japan like Sonic retard. It's less than they'd like but acting like they don't exist just makes you look retarded.
You're not Japanese but you're also not a Sonic fan. If you were you wouldn't make such an effort to change Sonic into something unrecognizable.

why do shitverfags hate japan?

>>531724606
Japan is very gay, and easy to hate.

>>531724409
>Only games and media created directly by Sega/Sonic Team are canon, and among those games and media only the Japanese version is canon
Watch how many people try to argue against this lmao.

>>531724803
Easy: >>531720225

Toral jap erasure imminent

>>531724356
>*paid shills

>>531724409
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>canon
Pffft!

We need to bully weebs again. They're starting to think they have rights.

why do shitverfags hate anime?

>>531725248
They don't. For some reason they love the idea of Trunks being an incompetent moron with a lame design.

>>531724576
>He says on a Japanese website about a Japanese franchise
What do you like about Westie shit? The trannies? The mention of groomer child sex piss books? The fart jokes? The references? The feminism that's actually anti-female? The forced fagshit and characters who exist to be gay? The way they force unfunny fandom memes into their media? The way the westie staff go 20 years without checking if their depiction of their favorite character is accurate? Is that what you like about it nigger? Do you like it when your favorite characters have their balls cut off?
That's what you're saying you want when you shill for Westie shit. You are cancer and every westie "fan" who has become staff has done more harm than good.

>>531725483
I never said I liked that shit better. I just hate Japan.

why do shitverfags hate kino country and kino?

>only argument is buzzwords
Reminder that gatekeeper-kun literally cannot comprehend the concept of franchises having multiple iterations that comprise their own separate continuities. His mind is legit broken.

she's becoming real...
https://x.com/surgezk/status/1946098680743764256

>>531724409
Adding to your post:
>Games that only matters according to Sega
Sonic 1
Sonic 2
Sonic 3
Sonic & Knuckles
3D Blast
Sonic Spinball
Mean Bean Machine
Sonic R
Sonic Adventure
Sonic Adventure 2
Sonic Battle
Sonic Advance trilogy
Heroes
Shadow 05
Sonic Rush dualogy
Sonic 06
Sonic Unleashed
Secret Rings
Black Knight
Sonic Gens
Shadow Gens
Sonic Frontiers
>Games that kinda matters to Sega, although they clearly don't care much
Colors
Lost World
Mania
Superstars
Origins
Forces
Sonic 4
Knuckles Chaotix
Sonic Shuffle
>Games that Sega clearly doesn't give a shit about nor acknowledges it as canon
Sonic Chronicles
Sonic Spinball(The one that features Sally)
MOSTH
Sonic Boom trilogy
Sonic Crackers
Sonic Schoolhouse

Good morning, /sthg/! What are you up to right now?

>>531726178
Five Nights at Surge's

>>531726338
SEGA cares about superstars. Its version of the cast get their own bios on sonicchannel and it sold well.

>>531726362
Same old forced tribalist bullshit that appears to be perpetuated by like three very loud and mentally ill shitposters at most.

I was lurking through the thread but, did sega open a new store place? is it permanent or like an ip deal thing? like i literally dont know anything about it

>>531725483
>Japanese website
>made by an American, staffed by Americans
>Japanese franchise
>made in collaboration with Americans, with games made and produced in America, and with extended supplementary media made by Americans to this day
lol, lmao even

>>531727045
Weebs will never win lmao

>>531726548
>and it sold well.
2M in 2 years is not "well" shadgens sold that number in 9 months
snatiago slop has flopped and sega said it's a disappointment

>>531712840
He’d gain weight from all the food in the past he’d never had a chance to eat before

>>531717131
>>531718676
In the real world, people learn to cook as what should be a necessary skill. In japanese media, it is exclusively given to feminine men and to pander to a female fan base of a male character. Now, which nation created and controls the Sonic franchise?

>>531727154
Samefagging

>>531727394
Cry more weeb fag

>>531725739
Then stop trying to ruin things for people who do like Sonic worthless semen-gargling troglodyte.
>>531726139
Gatekeeping is a community's natural immune system, and when you don't gatekeep your community gets cyber-AIDS. The only people who complain about gatekeeping are the ones it's designed to keep out. You are AIDS.

>>531727170
Superstars has not been out for two years.

>>531726964
What's funny is that it's directly across from a nintendo store there too

>>531727438
why are you fag?

>>531727294
Exactly. All these JP purists going on about MUH GLORIOUS NIPPON, and still think that Silver isn't meant to be femmy.

>In the real world, people learn to cook as what should be a necessary skill.
No they don't.

>>531727502
You're mad at an argument I never made. Seethe more you pathetic crybaby. Japan is gay as hell and so are you.

>>531727559
Nice try, but I'm not Japanese.

>>531727658
shitverfag hates japan because hes a faggot

>natural immune system
Dude just said that, unironically. Actually typed that, with his hands, and meant it. I'm about to start wearing "not a true Sonic fan" as a badge of honor. Because apparently being a "true" fan equates to being a mentally ill freak.

>>531727536
>Superstars has not been out for two years.
it's been 2 years sans 3 months.
still a flop

>the retards in this thread don't know how to make brownies to woo the ladies
truly the reason you're all incels
baking is a useful skill for attracting a mate

>>531727648
is this a comic and how is it called?

>>531727980
Tbh i bake because i've come to realize women are not what they've used to be

>>531727794
>Japan is gay as hell and so are you.
Literally. The yuri and yaoi markets(and their various subsets) exist. Entire industries revolve around pandering to the queers. Silver's supposed fans are insane if they think Sega, soulless corporation they are, isn't trying to lean into the softboi thing at least a little bit.

>>531727980
foids dont like men no matter what. they dont deserve treats. theyre evil pieces a shit demons that need lead correction

>>531726548
They don't care much, given the game was outsourced to a company that's known for not having a good reputation. Superstars true purpose was to see if there's still a market for Classic Sonic, as many people expressed disinterest in the Classic brand after how it was overused since Sonic 4: Episode one. Which ultimately failed, as Superstars failed to reach expected sales and Sega expressing disappointment in the game.

>>531728096
was from a drawfag on /co/
>>>/co/149427521

>>531727980
No seriously, where do you live in which it is socially acceptable for men to bake? If I baked a cake, I'd be dragged out into the street and beaten to death, and I'm American.

>>531728294
>unironically calling women 'foids'
Can't imagine why women don't like you.

>>531728178
>Silver's supposed fans are insane if they think Sega, soulless corporation they are, isn't trying to lean into the softboi thing at least a little bit.
Very true. You don't have to like uwuver but pandering to his female fanbase is absolutely something they would do

>>531728178
They have just as many trannies too. In fact, they're the LEAD REASON that modern trannies exist. Show me a single tranny that's not into anime. I fucking dare you. There's a direct correlation. Weebs turn into trannies, nearly every time.

It's hilarious that the JP purists in this thread act like 'the gay woke LGBT groomers' are a westfag problem when SEGA of Japan donates to pride parades and had a love song as the ending theme for Sonic 2.
Sonic has always been gay.

If Sega is so butthurt about westerners "not getting" their "vision", why do they keep hiring western writers? Do it yourselves then.

>>531728504
You don’t live in America, you live in a 3rd world mudskin shithole with other likeminded swarthy chimps.

>>531728794
So, America?

>>531728529
>>531728607
I'm not well-versed enough in Japanese culture to explain the difference but I can already tell "gay, Japan" doesn't have the fucked up baggage that ours does.

>>531729129
lol
lmao even
Easterners have been pushing estrogen on their male children to make them into transsexual prostitutes decades before Westerners were

>>531726362
The usual.

I legitimately can't tell if this is a discord raid or someone trolling by pretending western Sonic media is good

>>531729129
Their age of consent was 13 until a few years ago. You have no idea what you're talking about. They are just as bad, if not worse for starting it.

>>531728794
Answer my question.

>>531729274
Western Sonic is good.
IDW is bad.
Fire every person who works at IDW. Ian Flynn, Evan Stanley, all of them.
The rot must be purged.

>>531727980
I bake and cook and I've been single for 10 years.

uuuuu

>>531725186
We need to bully them along with ocfags

>>531729274
As soon as SoJ does anything nearly as successful as the movies you lemme know. Frontiers, the most popular game in eons, had help from Ian. Japan can't do it without western help.

>>531718676
It does seem tho that they are exchanging recipes?
> Future

>>531729461
OCfags are closet trannies anyways, I'm on board.

>>531729269
What's the usual?

>>531729370
what does this have to do with japan being or not being gay

>>531729370
>nooo you can't fuck sexually mature foids
go back

>>531729728
Two number nines
A number nine large
A number six with extra dip
A number seven
Two number forty fives, one with cheese
And a large soda

>>531729736
You don't understand the correlation between child molesters and children?

>>531729696
My nigga

>>531729415
nta but it's obvious you're just getting bullied and it's not about the place you live.

>>531729861
You're a pedophile.

>>531729861
Look at this weeb trying to normalize pedophilia, LMAO. Go say that in any public space, I dare you. Shut the fuck up, chomo

>>531729728
Amy being fucking sexy, is what should be the usual.

Man, fuck this tribalism and bigotry. Can we just goon instead? It would genuinely be a more productive use of time.

moralfags fuck off rope

this episode again? I'm getting tired of reruns I'm going outside

>>531726362
I finished my personal project. Now I have to finish a shipping comm.

Honestly, if more of you were molested this place would probably be less insufferable.

>>531730015
>>531730104
>biology is le evil pedophile

>>531730285
Whisper's fat chocolate titties!

>>531730426
>He's still trying to defend raping children
Lmfao. You're pathetic. A little bitch. You're weak.

>>531730207
Gen her getting bread by Sonic

>criticize Japan
>a bunch of actual pedophiles get really mad and butthurt
You can't make this up. Weebs are pedophiles and trannies, confirmed hahaha

>>531730561
>age of consent
retarded shitverfag doesnt know what consent means

>>531730284
it's too fucking hot outside bros

>>531730136
>let's post with the implication that we have one hand on our crotch
How about no

>>531730742
I don't need any lip more from a pedophile weeb, thanks. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>531729913
phat
>>531730136
A lot of it is flying over my head, maybe that's why I don't really notice anything weird, just a lot of yapping.

>an entire lifetime's worth of memories traumatically flooding back in
>gotta show off dem curves though
Why are Sonic artists all so fucking horny?

>>531730868
retarded shitverfag hates anime japanese culture on weeb website. go back

>>531730972
>angry pedophile being mad
Lol

>>531730927
Because a character doesn't flatten just because something traumatic is happening to it?

>>531729728
Making images that catch my eye transparent.

>>531730886
God I wanna fuck this cute rat. You just know Amy is an absolute monster in the sack. Maybe that's why Sonic won't commit. He's afraid she'll break him.

>>531730859
My natural resting position is with one hand over my crotch.

card slop (Now with Archie Sonic!) coming in August

>>531731175
more pics like this?

>>531731024
>retarded shitverfag is xenophobic and hates being called out
fake moralfag go back

Vanilla is the kind of mom who is subjectively strict but will maintain a facade of always being strict because she knows its the right thing to do, and she is in a way testing Cream to see how she rationalizes her desire to go off on dangerous adventures where is she is mature enough she will overcome the fear of her mother AND know exactly why. And Vanilla loves her daughter and knows she is special so she can't really fathom punishing her , so she lets things slide and lets Cream be the mature/young adult she thinks and knows she already is.
Also, the world they live in is different from ours, kids have more agency and autonomy across the board. Hell even in Japan kids have more personal agency and autonomy than in America to be away from parental supervision

>>531730927
>using absolutes
That's a paddling.

>>531720225
Tangle character should all about loving her kids(mine) and husband(me)

Holy shit, Mr Terrific was amazing, why cant Tails be as awesome?

>>531731483
>Vanilla is [headcanon]

>>531730859
As opposed to having pointless arguments over and over and over again? Abso-fucking-lutely. Fuck your gatekeeping, the time to goon is now!

>>531731360
Why is this pedophile still replying to me?

>>531731678
If you have met those kinds of moms growing up you would know

>>531731360
So the people that hate Silver are actual pedophiles. Makes a lot of sense.

>>531730927
Bunnie is ONLY good character to come out of SaTAM/Archie. Too bad dipershitting manchildren obsess over Sally nothing character, not even hot

I left for like 10 hours and the general only got worse since
Anyway, Tails is cute

I can't goon so early in the day, I'm a night tugger kinda guy.

>531731727
why is westnigger shitverfag still replying to me?

>>531720225
Only if you accept incompetence just because it comes from Sonic Team. Jap purists are cancer and this post shows why

>531731914
Ok pedo fuck off

>All this talk about pedophiles and suddenly Tailsfag shows up
We have summoned their king.

so shitverfags are actual xenophobes. got it

>>531731925
And what

>>531732223
If it's xenophobic to hate pedophiles, you bet I am. I'm not the one trying to defend pedophiles, tranny.

>>531729370
>>531729260
This is going to sound like schizo shit because you're out of your depth, but modern trans ideology (woke) is post-Marxist philosophy absorbed by wellness/ therapy culture and then adopted by chuunis. That is simply not what happened in Japan, they're probably less insane about it.

>>531731925
Blaze is so flat, look at how fucking flat she is. Goddamn that's hot. Rowr!

Why does the Sonic the Hedgehog general talk more about pedophilia and gender transitions than Sonic?

>>531732445
she looks retarded

>531732314
retard doesnt know what consent or sexual maturity means. moralfags need to shut their mouths

>>531732445
No, Amy, I don't want your filthy rat pussy.

>this is going to sound like schizo shit
That's because it is. Now shut the fuck up. We are masturbating to furry women now.

>>531732486
From the looks of it, pedophiles make up the majority of /sthg/, so that's likely why.

>>531732628
sega removed their ages retard

>>531732516
Well, it's Amy

>>531732559
A child can not consent. Look at this weeb ACTUALLY trying to defend pedophilia. How fucking embarrassing, this is the Sonic fanbase? A bunch of pedo weebs?

>>531732619
I can just tell you smell like rancid shit.

>>531732486
The Epstein shit has everyone on edge looking for pedos, maybe a little too much

>>531732261
My nighttime schlong is like Dracula, it ain't going to a daytime party unless there's a lot of blood to be spilled.

>>531732325
I love it so much she's gonna flatline me.

>>531730886
>Amy calling someone fat
Pot meet kettle

Why are echidna women so fucking FINE tho?

>>531732790
>age of consent
>consent
if you are the age of consent you can consent xenophobe retatrd

>>531732987
Hahahahahaha pedophiles man, they really don't think they're doing anything wrong. Insane. This is why weebs need to be bullied. They actually think pedophilia is okay.

>>531732975
I miss them so much.

Kill tailsfag. Kill all pedos.

>531733126
>xenophobe thinks shaming other cultures is okay
this is why shitverfags need to be bullied and their shitty parasite vaulted

>>531732948
Phat, spelled with a 'ph', is generally considered a positive descriptor. Referring to attractive plumpness, and in specific regards to one's posterior. So when someone says, for example, "Damn girl, you got a phat ass!", this is a genuine, if crass, compliment.

>>531732948
chubbyamy is cute!!
... sadly i don't have any pic like that, if anything I have more buffamy pics saved,

Why do you think being a xenophobe here is something one can't recover from
Look where you are

Reminder that 12 year olds are fat

I don't miss their names. Hyphenated names are psychological violence.

Whisper has a hidden dong

>>531733282
Pedophile

>>531733271
Based and correct.

>can't use Scourge anymore
>make a character who is borderline the same, but make it a hot tomboy
>instant success
Goddamn Surge is so fucking hot.

Tails boyhole. His bussy wussy. His tight little foxhole boipussy. Where you can cum over and over again and again without any fear of getting him pregnant, but with all the same drive to want to breed him. And he's right there with you, wanting more and more.

>>531733405
Ngggggh

>>531733412
Why did Penders come up with that stupid shit anyways for them?

>>531733484
Hidden dong, crouching sucker.

>>531733625
Stop falseflagging faggot

>>531733614
That's why Sonic is onto her fatass.

>>531728607
Most corporations do that to look good despite being anti-gay or neutral internally, and the love song isn't about Sonic and Tails.
>>531728529
All Sonic couples that SoJ officially promotes, shills, or hints at are straight. You don't see Sega of Japan pulling this shit and you're plain disingenuous if you're trying to compare typical corporate pride month shilling to whatever the fuck pic related is. Additionally trannyism is far worse than gay shit, it's evil, anti-freedom, build on self-hatred and it causes suicide. Nobody in Japan draws Sonic with ugly bloody gashes where tits were cut off. Nobody in Japan participates in cancel culture if you don't think it's healthy to mutilate yourself.
I don't want this trash in my franchise at all. This is what you're advocating for when you say Americans should control the franchise instead of Japs and people like you deserve to have your favorite character suffer Silver's fate until you learn.

Tails

>>531733484
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>531733704
?

>>531733631
It's inspired by the superman comics. Kryptonian names are almost all hyphenated, like Kal-El (Superman's Kryptonian name)

>>531733405
I don't know why you said that but cute phat amy

She clearly can't consent

>>531733614
if only she were more like Scourge personality-wise

>>531733927
That's just Knuckles with a wig

>>531733412
>>531733631
It's literally a Superman thing. Much of the echidna lore was derived from details about Kryptonian culture.

>>531733927
But Knuckles and Tikal and the other Echidnas don't have those names.

Post foxes.

So we can clearly see JP Purists are just weeb pedophiles now, right? We all know what they are at this point. So whenever you hear someone defend Japan tooth and nail, you now know that there's a pedophile behind the other side of that post.

>>531734134
Because they weren't made by El Penderjo

>>531734134
Where are the toes?

>>531734180
Cute foxboys

>>531733927
Delicious Lara-Su.

>>531734074
To be fair, she is his daughter.

>>531734236
Does that mean krack's a pedo too?

>>531733979
Because its true

>>531734002
what do u mean

Boy!

>>531734340
Very likely.

Play a Sonic game

We must advance the chubby Amy agenda.

>>531734272
She has to pull them apart every time or else they'll just stick together again.

>>531734536
I've played all the ones that mattered. Trying to figure out if I can emulate Playstation Dreams on my PC so I can play Sonic Breeze.

>>531734570
Holy fuck I need weretikal

>>531734462
>>531734580
>>531734706
Avatarfagging pedo spammer

May someone explain the Cream is a civilian mandate?

Loving Tails isn’t inherently pedophilic or even gay, it just means you have a pulse

>>531734563
then post some images

>>531734570
Tikal would be a great partner for Silver now (personality-wise, not lore-wise) now that I think about it.

I legit think there isn't a single female echidna who isn't a total babe. An entire species of absolute baddies.

12 year olds fuck 3 year olds in my japkino franchise and that's a good thing.

>>531704445
UnderDelta fangames are in par of Mother games where there's like 4-5 good ones and billion of other bad ones. At least with Sonic, there's likely 10-15 amazing ones, 30 good ones, 50 okay ones among the amateur trash.

and no, i don't watch MonkeyNess either, he's a loser Cybershell ripoff.

Frontiers 2 should let Tails do the Rhythm Badge attack again

>>531734817
They probably just want to make everyone of the main video game cast seem like they're regular people with more power. Then they make Cream just a child who can't go out on adventures because she's 6.

>>531735087
As long as it gives Tails his solo playable adventure that’ll do

>>531734563
>>531734927
Personally, I figure Amy would be strongfat. She still boxercizes after all.

Tailream is supreme

>>531734951
Explain

>>531735195
The Final Horizon kinda did, we're so close to getting that again

>>531735008
It's why they had to die out. Lustful demons.

JP purists are unemployed pedos and don't have any kind of talent.

Taiream

>>531735263
I mean, throwing wrenches as a hologram in a dlc isn’t exactly riveting

>>531735334
True!

>>531713068
There is literally no Sonic game where Sonic is arrogant. You caught yourself archiefag.

God I want Breezie to just fucking step on me.

>>531735389
I agree. I was talking about Tails getting to be playable in a story by himself

>>531735136
>fattie

>>531735315
Shade, my beloved.

>>531735478
The background menace has been eradicated.

>>531735704
Link did not say that

>>531735263
She's has a lot of the same qualities as Silver, she's just "passive". She also has this "sagely" vibe that Blaze often has around Silver which can serve as a balance.

>>531735730
Why does Whisper have such fat fucking tiddies though? She's legit the second chestiest character behind Rouge.

Sonurge

>>531735864
But he did think that.
Miyamoto told me so.

>>531735704
Wished he got together with Saria's unaging pussy :(

What should Tails' moveset be in Smash Bros?

>>531735752
Sonic is so lucky, he hugs his cute fluffy belly at night

>>531735730
God I want to manhandle that awoo.

Damn sexy cyber cat.

>>531736086
I don't play Super Smash Bros so I don't know what would fit, but I like flight, obviously, and attacking with his tails while flying, the Rhythm Badge attack, and rolling. Dummy Ring Bombs are okay, and iirc in Super Smash Bros there's the final attack thing you can do after you hit the orb or whatever, that could be the Tornado or the Cyclone

>>531736118
He's one lucky hedgehog.

>Smash Bros
We talk about actual fighting games (The Fighters, Smackdown) here pedo.

>>531736086
If he can’t tail swipe throw it away

>>531736246
Get off the internet, Sally.

>>531735986
She's a mix of Quiet, Crying Wolf, Fortune and Sniper Wolf.
Her boobs however are a straight-up addition of the breast size of the 4.

>>531736514
>Fighters
Speaking of sexy cats!

>>531736398
Yup <3

>>531736514
Has anyone did the PC port of the decomp yet?

>>531736687
Real talk, I love how she's a hodgepodge of ALL the sniper women in Metal Gear. That's commitment to the bit.

I'll add tailspedofaggotry to my list.

>>531736636
I like it but I prefer when it's continuous like the Rhythm Badge

I love amy!!!

>>531736887
Cute frog, is she in The Fighters 2?

>>531736681
>Sally gooning to her girlfriend
Based and Nicole-pilled.

>>531737238
Why are pink girls so popular?

>>531736887
>Gum making sexy eyes at the reader
Why are Sega women so fucking horny?

>>531736983
Which decomp?

>>531737421
are they?

>>531737238
Amy is cute.

>>531737047
I also find that pretty neat, not a real bad way to make a character all things considered, taking different embodiments of the archetype and building it from there.
The cowards could've gone full hog and added the end to the mix, resulting in milfsper.

What do you think will happen next in the manga? I think Sonic will ask Tails for help

>>531736887
I can still see the shadows in my room...

>>531735073
Would Sonic beat a small child if that child was Porky?

SonTails is okay if both characters are aged up

Look at her face, it was on sight. Can't remotely blame her though. Damn.

>>531737608
>Anon, I love you :)

>>531738009
That's gay.

>>531736687
Your collection is lacking, let me help you.

>>531738148
criiiiinge

>>531737832
>>531737832
>added The End to the mix, resulting in Milfsper

>>531738043
Sally is so lucky...

>>531738009
I am not sure why people are horrified by the ship even when aged up

>>531738212
I'm not gonna complain but daaaaamn
these new sonic girls are STACKED these days

>>531737536
The one that got announced a few months ago
https://www.timeextension.com/news/2025/05/sonic-the-fighters-has-taken-a-step-towards-decompilation

>>531738313
They're not "horrified" either way, they're just pretending for Internet points.

>>531738278
To this day I don't understand why sonic team gave the characters featurless blobs for feet. It's not even consistent with their designs and looks like a crappy edit.

>>531738445
Because, at the time, they weren't thinking with their dicks.

>>531738212
Sweet, thanks.
Boobmutt my beloved

>>531738532
Paws existed before blobs.

>>531738754
Not canon

>blob discussion
Someone keep track of the meeting minutes.

>>531738532
Its not about thinking with your dick, it just makes no sense with their hands having defined fingers.
Mickey mouse has defined toes, you just basically never see them. Here is art from the official disneystore.

>>531738843
proof?

pawbians won

>>531739036
That looks awful, i rather >>531738754
at this rate

>>531738532
>giving characters toes is thinking with their dicks
You’re too far gone

>>531738445
I think it's a matter of flow and leaning harder into simplified anatomy. Toes are detail and they break the curvy, flowy style they typically go for.

You know, I really stopped to think about it- but in some way, making a meme of a character like Honey the Cat kind of immortalised her within Sonic Canon, in a way saving her from her own franchise's demise. (Fighting Vipers)

I get that it's the result of SEGA sending CERTAIN IPs to die, but if you could choose ONE dying/dead Sega franchise to "save" in this manner, which one and why? My pick would easily be Billy Hatcher or Sakura Wars.

>>531739193
Cope furry
BTW vore will never be SFW

>>531739441
I do not like it because people only care about Honey due to Archie.

Fighting Vipers should just come back

I should open a consultancy firm that encourages businesses to think with their dick more often. Morning Glory Inc: The line isn't the only thing that'll go up.

>>531739116
Thats fine too, but big chucks of flesh just look fucked up. Espicially when they still animate the individual toe ends, like big the cat in frontiers.

Honey is known in the fandom as the girl who sexually abuses Tails and you consider this a win?

>>531739550
honestly, I agree fully and in a better world, maybe it would have came back

I'm just thinking up a gigautismo idea here

>>531739769
literally better than nothing for a literal who like her as sad as that is

Sonic characters should just wear shoes at all times, even during sex

he's so fucking ugly it's unbelievable

>>531739769
Yeah. /ss/ is great.
In my headcanon though only the sex is dangerously close to a hate crime, they're sweet with each other otherwise.

>>531739769
And Cream was horrified by it

>>531739769
she what

I am extremely horny for on-model nude Amy right now

>>531740009
BEING SEEN AS A PEDOPHILE IS NOT BETTER THAN BEING SEEN AS NOTHING

>>531740412
Shadamy is your answer

>>531740181
Take that back

>>531740181
and ruined the franchise

Why do so many people think Amy is Silver's mother?

>>531740446
It's insane that this needs to be explained to them.

>>531739713
Intercrural with Jewel.

how did she do it?

>>531740446
For a fictional character, it is much better.
It can be funny, hot or villainous.

I get banned for 3 days for posting picrel on /v/, accused of spamming (for some reason?) and now there's an amy thread on /v/ spamming porn of her.
I just wanted to talk about the cute pink hedgehog...

>>531740980
>/v/
you already found your answer, it was staring you in the face the entire time

>>531740980
I got hit with a GR15 for posting one Mina picture.
Mods are trannies and devour penises.

>>531740980
I don't care!

>>531740602
Thought the boost formula did

This is canon btw

We need Sonic the Fighters 2 already. Sega has the Virtua Fighter engine and devs, they should just do what they did with CrossWorlds and have them colloaborate with Sonic Team.

>>531739550
>people only care about Honey due to Archie.
Honey has the most fake Sonic fanbase lol. I agree.
I hate Honey because she's just a crossover oc but tards latched on to her as if Sega wants to treat her as important like the primary and secondary cast. She should only appear in fighting game spinoffs.

>>531739550
Archie Honey isn't Honey and you're wrong. Here's my boyfriend's shrine. Real Honey isn't Ian Flynn's fanfiction version, he just never bothered to research Honey's character and doesn't know about her dual personality. She's not an expert fashionista, she's a socially awkward cosplayer with vision problems and she enters tournaments to shill her tacky work because she's not famous.
Ian should stay away from this character. He already did enough damage overwriting her original personality and design with Archieshit.

>>531740980
>Going on /v/eddit
Basically going on /dbs/ instead of hanging at /dokkan/ and /dbg/

>>531741191
No it was the third dimension that ruined the franchise

>>531740980
I like Amy. She's cute and her gameplay in SA1 is fun. I also like her SA1 story. Unfortunately the 2010s and 2020s have ruined my perception of her, and I see way too many people praising some of those versions of the character. Lately I've started to think Amy doesn't have many fans at all

Honey is cute.

>>531741185
uuweeeeee.....

>>531741210
It’s Ai and shit Ai at that

Who is the Mina with black hair???

>>531741359
That's alota honeys

>>531741359
Fake fan, where is her outfit from the sequel?

>>531741359
>real honeyfag in the wild
I only wish I could be this autistic about my favorite SEGA franchise