Thread 531884775

Guitar Lessons Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>531631456

>>531884775 (OP)
I edited anon's original image a little to make the class resemblance more obvious, teamwork again!

This is it
The TF2 general...
Now we just wait for the summer update...
The one with the Shupo promotional items

Did Zesty win yet?

>>531885667
he always does

>>531884775 (OP)
>kitty0706
>anime girls
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>531886159
vermin

>>531886159
gemmy

>>531886159
hwnbag

>>531886159
gemmy but nobody mentioned kitty's death doe

>froyo lost the first round in lan
>stream immediately gets ddos'd
is this it anons? is this where we see the downfall of froyotech?

Why do people keep making off-topic threads?

give us a flying guillotine reskin. what would be something more in character?

Team Fortress 2 is a game for straight white males which exclusively attracts trannies. I guarantee every poster in this thread has gender dysmorphia at the least. As a result none of the posters have any idea what they are and are therefore incapable of the following:

>relating to anybody else
>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own
>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way
>ever growing as a person

/tf2g/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.

I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every /tf2g/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"

>>531889253
Yeah I agree, Just don't bother with /tf2g/ any more. There's no point to talk about it the first place, and, with the pedos currently tearing away at this general's corpse and the jannies blatantly allowing that and/or being one of them, it all just makes this general completely and utterly worthless. Don't waste your energy reporting them, or trying to post normally. It won't work, and it hasn't worked for the past three months.
Leave this place and don't ever look back. Don't even come in these threads any more. Eventually, even the pedos will tire of doing the same awful posts every single day without response. Just let /tf2g/ die.

I'm interested in /tf2g/ culture but what this general has become has nothing to do with culture. This place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects who furiously refresh their half dozen 4chan tabs while watching reruns of anime they're nostalgic about, and then getting an endorphine rush when some other lonely and depressed social reject decides to post fempyro nonsense that says absolutely nothing. Because the purpose of these exchanges is not saying anything meaningful or insightful or funny, it's just to simulate some kind of interaction so you feel less inclined to kill yourself due to your lack of life.

yummy copypasta melty

>>531889765
That's very funny, because the other day I was playing on Turbine and this asshole bald mustache engi kept picking up his dispenser every time I went to use it, I thought it was a coincidence at first that he kept moving it every time I went near it but then it became obvious what he was doing, and he was only doing it to me too.

>>531876341
I already did and the first thing I was met with is two faggots in voice chat telling the newcomers that it's a valid safespace for trans indian sisters and asking what's the best place to buy estrogen from.

>>531890125
thats based

>>531889790
You will never get any real pussy.

He’s so perfect bros

>>531890224
This is my spray btw

>hubert drops
>*DEAD* b4nny: !pause

>>531885667
https://files.catbox.moe/yw7kqd.mp4

>>531890006
and that's a good thing.

Update next week bros...

S-surely Joshie will pick up the slack and release the update early, right?

>>531889151
Baseball glove with a baseball covered with nails

Don't ask for proof. I'm risking enough by posting this
>TF2 Emporium and TF2Maps preparing to show off a new VScript gamemode
>The objective is a truck that stops at barricades, pretty much a mix of how Payload and Snowplow work
>Claim to fame is adding Miss Pauling to TF2
>BLU team, realizing the value of Australium defects from the Administrator and kidnaps Pauling planning to interrogate her. RED's goal is to stop them
>If BLU wins, everyone watches a cutscene of their top scoring player molesting her (unless it's a Scout in which case he simply watches)

Don't ask for proof. I'm risking enough by posting this
>TF2 Emporium and TF2Maps preparing to show off a new VScript gamemode
>The objective is a truck that stops at barricades, pretty much a mix of how Payload and Snowplow work
>Claim to fame is adding Miss Pauling to TF2
>BLU team, realizing the value of Australium defects from the Administrator and kidnaps Pauling planning to interrogate her. RED's goal is to stop them
>If BLU wins, everyone watches a cutscene of their top scoring player molesting her (unless it's a Scout, in which case he is seen in the cuck chair as the first compatible class does it)

>>531897250
What if BLU is stacking Scouts?

Source?

Jk I don't care at all about any of those things

>>531897570
They thought of this, the truck breaks down when it would have gotten away. RED is awarded the victory

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>531901645
I'm too busy gooning in my mind to bbw furry fempyro and playing tf2 sorry

>>531901645
watching froyotech struggle against legacy on the lan

>>531901645
I’m enjoying furry butt right now so my focus isn’t here.

>>531902850
Anon I don’t think you can post that here

>>531886159
kitty0706 died so that he may be idolized by redditors

>>531903295
just like you can't post Jills pfp here even though it's tf2 related but janjan gets angry

>>531889765
speak for yourself, I love TF2 it's one of my many hobbies i play with my friends.

>>531902850
mmm rape is good

this is the worst lan of all time
>caster kicks some wires and kills the stream after froyo lost
>now gungon wins a 1v3, stomps his feet, and plugs his pc

>>531904468
>tf2 lived long enough for b4nny to fall off

Stop playing Casual
Check out these server recommendations, there will be at least one you fancy
https://pastebin.com/fDJ9pJRm

summer update next tuesday?

>>531889765
its always been shit, if anything i don't miss the literal ERP that used to go on here

Has anything for the update leaked, like the maps last year?

>>531905126
no

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

why dont more servers take the whitelist pill and disable all the retarded weapons nobody likes? its a very easy mod

>>531901645
I'm still fragging with my husband

>>531903584
Just recolor the girl into your anime waifu of choice.

I will NOT play on trannytopia
I refuse
Where are the GOOD community servers?

>froyo lost against legacy in first match
b4nny now in the lower bracket. 3rd place b4nny

>>531886159
kitty absolutely mind raped you, you've been seething about him for 3 days now
genuinely seek help

>>531909134
read 9 posts above you >>531905126

>>531901645
One half is watching froyo
The other is watching zesty

>>531909134
Says the tranny

>>531909380
i made a total of maybe like 5 posts about kitty but ok

>>531908429
>"girl"

>>531905126
>no randomizer
All I want is a good randomizer server

>>531910143
you're still bringing him up and seething on your own accord so it's the same difference

>>531910612
I didn't bring anyone up. i posted a meme in response to the op which contained kitty0706. the op was the one who brought him up
you're the one seething right now

>>531911076
sure. nobody else noticed or mentioned kitty except you and you post the exact same soijaks with the exact same "no u" posts as the seething autist who got banned. legitimately see a therapist and log off

why are the jannies always doing so much cleaning and damage control in here. 30% of all posts get deleted

3 NIGAS
ON CART

It's so fucking Froyover

>>531911880
bro. check the archive from the last thread. the guy spamming jaks got banned had his posts wiped, but my ritual post stayed up
his posts got wiped around this time >>531636961
but my ritual post here >>531631608 and >>531629950 stayed up
you are honestly a schizo, take a break before the internet consumes you. touch grass
>nobody else noticed or mentioned kitty
the op mentioned kitty by including it in the OP image

>531909134
>struggling to not play on a server full of competition
lol

>>531913368
again, it doesn't matter if you're a different person, you're taking his place
if it legitimately bothers you that 5% of the image has kitty in it then you're as mentally ill as the guy who got banned and the posts still apply to you
no amount of "no u" will change that

>>531913368
are you really going to schizo out again because people had dissenting opinions about your favorite dead furfag tf2tuber?

>>531913825
desu I don't actually care about kitty. i just posted the jak cause it's funny and relevant to the discussion. leukemia is a terrible disease and I feel sorry for anyone who suffers any sort of terminal illness. I can never imagine being faced with your own mortality like that

>>531913802
>you're the same person
>it doesn't matter if you're the same person
holy goalposts batman

>>531894993
I believe, Jackbro

>>531913802
no one cares about kitty stop talking about it already

>>531914891
>souct

>>531914508
faggot

>>531914508
ok, fair.

red alert
furries have infiltrated the rgl community

>Baseball Bill
>Texas Slim
>Ritzy Rick
Free my niggas they dindu nuffin

Haven't they already been doing so for over a decade?

>>531905126
tf2maps.net servers are pretty fucking old by now, they've had their own servers since 2010 and ran play sessions in other people's servers since much earlier
https://web.archive.org/web/20100323001440/http://tf2maps.net/index.php?pageid=gameservers
>>531910407
you can look for it on serverbrowser.tf, i dont play that mode so i cant really say
>>531914891
>>531915153
theres something about these tumblr type fanarts that rubs me the wrong way

>>531915529
Redmond xisters...

>>531884775 (OP)
Very cute OP

>>531884775 (OP)
awful edit OP.

>>531884775 (OP)
BASED OP
team fabulous won btw

>skeez/babo drops uber from long range spam
washed

>>531917454
>skeez/babo drops literally everyone and solo ubers on point
ultra washed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBxV7tVIyA
>no real arguments, just fallacies and ad hominems
>23 minutes wasted just so xhe/they could come to the same conclusion as zesty
>STILL ruminating about zesty

Insolent creators like him bring the whole TF2 sphere back a decade intelligence-wise. The only surprise of the video was the lack of warthunder/slopera gx sponsor.

>>531919748
wrong vid

>>531884775 (OP)
>BASED OP
>team fabulous won btw

>>531920394
>>BASED OP
>>team fabulous won btw
correct

>gungon goes up spy
>tries to sap the gun
>misses
>cloaks
>tries to sap the gun again
>dies immediately
invite level play here

>>531920792
i love the spy

>>531914508
>leukemia is a terrible disease and I feel sorry for anyone who suffers any sort of terminal illness. I can never imagine being faced with your own mortality like that
then why are you trying to mock his death with wojaks nigga
you're stirring shit up which made you seem mad

captcha: BASEDRH

>>531921045
What are you, the president of his fan-club?

>>531921080
didn't realize the soi filter extended to 0's but that makes sense

>>531916146
>tumblr type fanarts
It’s just chibi style. The artist is Japanese that’s why scout is misspelled I’m guessing. If it was tumblr they’d be shirtless and have mastectomy scars and be drawn super ugly. Probably brown too

>>531921080
nta but who the hell cares

>>531921080
i told you. it's funny
>nooooze you can't mock someone's death!11!!!
moralfag

>>531921874
vermin

>>531921874
okay, then accept the consequences when people rightfully call you out for stirring shit up and playing the victim card after
you knew what you were doing

>>531921874
as long as ur having fun anon, i see nothing wrong with it

>>531912087
maybe it's because there's an inordinate amount of shitposting that happens here
just a thought

>>531884775 (OP)
>>531885274
Thanks for the edit, pally. I was having a bit of a block on how further differentiate them.

>>531919748
>>531920369
right vid https://youtu.be/pzwe4669X6Y

>>531905320
i hope those fags acked it eventually

>>531924448
You're welcome friendo, I felt like the bandolier was needed to really sell Yui as Heavy even if the reference is stock Heavy, and then the patches and goggles add further touches to distinguish them as the classes

thanking yourself is so funny

>>531921874
nta but it's maybe funny if you're an edgy teenager with no sense of real humor.

>>531921080
Stop giving (You)s to the shartytranny

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Exclude pyros from the summer update. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi

thinking everyone is the same person is so funny

i am all of /tf2g/

>>531925819
likewise bro

>>531925817
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Undress pyros in the summer update. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>531925974
ass not big enough

>>531925916
how do you do it mr. tf2g

>>531926074
practice practice practice, my boy

>>531926057
You're right.

>>531925974
this but ms pauling

>>531926057
Shupo trvke

(voice) heavy: melty INCOOOOMIIIING

>>531926314
They look like that

>>531926454
No, this is what they look like

>another melty
yep
shupo won

>>531926562
dont think so man, if you boot up the pedo registry no one looks like that and way more closer to what that anon posted...

>>531926860
I do think so that's an actual photo they sent me

>>531926721
bigly

>>531926934
they're catfishing you man, its what pedos do

>>531927082
sounds like you know from experience bro... maybe you should stop projecting onto them

(voice) spy: pornography

>>531927265
uhm according to you? personally I ust watch a lot of to catch a predator, it's funny when the pedos get btfo'd

>>531927424
don't interact with pedophiles, when called out xhey will always try to convince you that you are the real pedo. xhey always do this.

>>531928348
probably but i hope they see the light

>gacha lolishit posts still up
>post making fun of pedos deleted
the janjan from uttar pradesh is up early today

>>531928770
it's just slightly off topic, u can make fun of them just use tf2 inspired images brother

have you tried discussing the video game instead of shitposting

>>531928770
who do you think is posting it

um ban the sandman

>video game image is still up on the video game board
>schizo wojak slop removed for being worthless
not big souprice

TF2 Live Action movie cast idea
>Jose Arroyo as the Medic (great unqualified medic impression, good comedic timing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOtNYfhsN0
>Bill Burr as the scout (Bostonian with a temper, talks fast, big ego)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKTQhKEt8Xk
who else?

schizophrenia is a hell of a disease

>>531929843
Pyro played by Danny Devito (we never see his face and it’s alluded throughout the whole movie that pyro is a girl)

>>531929993
>Danny Devito
>it’s alluded throughout the whole movie that pyro is a girl
they should do this but also have danny devito do a completelly straight, normal voice and just talk normally while everyone is somehow oblivious to the fact its a male voice and still wonders if its a man or a woman

>>531928770
Your points are valid, learn to articulate yourself and also be on topic too.

>>531929843
>when you were taking my pulse it seemed like you wanted to choke me
>i thought you said "take my pulse" as in "take it away"
god he would make the perfect medic, he could even improv, just slap a german accent on top of it

>>531930441
how are the gacha lolishit posts on topic

>>531930851
nta but this is the video game generals board. posts are supposed to be related to video games. characters from a gacha video game are inherently related to video games

how is sharty brainrot on topic?

>>531930851
Pictures of video game characters on a video game board.
>but those aren't TF2-
There is no rule that says the only pictures in a thread have to be related to that thread.
There is a rule against complaining and shitposting about off topic shit. Hope this helps.

It’s kinda funny how viewers start dropping like flies when FROYO isn’t on screen. This shit slow af, frfr

tf2 images

test

I'm not taking my Sticky Jumper off, because I am Jumper O'Toole

>>531932301
hey! take off that sticky jumper!

>>531932478
NO!

>>531930851
they're not on topic, but they're tag it into "discussion" and the mods aren't keeping post it's basically ragebait. Just ignore the pedos, or make fun of them while being on topic man.

>>531931108
theres 2 streams, people are switching back and forth between EssentialsTF and RGLgg streams

https://www.twitch.tv/essentialstf
oh wait they're showing froyo vs gc here
i thought it'd be on rglgg after mamas boy vs legacy
I don't actually know if t his is the first map or not but it's currently 2-1 on sultry in favor of froyo

habib is on scout? what the fuck is going on in froyotech? didnt habib play demo for like the past 10 years?

>sultry
based map

>>531933561
i think it's a rule that all compnerds have to play scout at some point because he's "the dm class" or something

>>531933561
habib scout is actually really good. If you've never seen his pov as scout you should watch it
habib "fell off" (habib's weakest moments is still better than your stongest moments) and let logan play demo

people have been emailing valve about sv_pure bypass methods for months and they still dont do jackshit about it or even reply

>>531934356
Eric is a pyro enjoyer and probably uses it to play as fempyro lol

>>531933561
They're all turbovirgins for the main 3 classes, come on man

>>531934238
>>531934698
how can a guy even transition from demoman into scout so easily at an invite level? even if he had beastly scout DM from taking 50 adderals, isnt the positioning and gamensense completelly different?

>still using the quickiebomb launcher while losing

bruh

>>531934356
>>531934434
eric is /our guy/

>>531935621
>using the vac while we are trying to capture the final point

>>531934816
If you play the game competitively for 10,000 hours like habib, you can adjust as every single class
https://youtu.be/eA70nnuo3C4?t=1453

>>531935621
quickie bomb + loch is slowly starting to become meta in 6s. it's not as bad as you imagine. It just turns the demo into a pseudo sniper

Feeling a bit bored with the game lately once I realized winning is out of my hands and it's just a coin flip on whether or not I'm on the winning or losing team.

>>531936597
skill issue unironically, learn to put the team on your back dude

>>531936597
Same. If only I had a cool Heavy main who was actually good at the game to queue up with on an almost daily basis after work so we could pubstomp together

Hey there guys! I'm a friend of BlessedViva's, I work with him at the grocery store. Did you know he's actually a grocery bagger? Like for real. He likes to lie about it to seem like he's not such a desperate faggot, but all of us at the grocery store laugh at him behind his back.

>>531937479
I believe this anon

>b4nny time makes games more exciting
>*stalls the game so long that people reach 200 poings*

>>531936597
I play to have fun
I still find the game fun
I can have fun whether I win or lose
The issue is stomps
Stomps are not fun
Maybe they are fun when you're the one doing the stomping, but that only lasts for a minute before you get bored. That's what team scrambles are for, but you can't have those because matchmaking

>>531936673
>no medic, go medic
>team sucks dick and can't kill anything even when shoveling their asses with ubers
>also no engie, so everyone spends like a minute walking back
>go engie
>now with no medic, they just die like flies. Doesn't matter how well I place my dispenser.
>also a spyfaggot camps my teleporter entrances because he knows my team is shit and he can just sit there and deny my tp and he'll still win
>go soldier
>without any medic or engie, I have to use the gunboats and just abuse medkits
>do good but it's just a massive uphill battle of picking up slack for several players on my team, and if the other team has decent players, they'll know how to work together to shut you down
If the other team has a good medic there's just no carrying those games, because every fag on the other team is overhealed.

>>531938395
Every single class has a way to heal themselves
you can stomp lobbies without a medic
cope

>>531937793
>Maybe they are fun when you're the one doing the stomping
nah, they're boring for both sides.
I find games where my team is struggling but still trying to be the most fun.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Have you played this?

>>531937479
If that were the case, then I wonder why the owner of the company would be messaging me telling me I'm doing amazing being just as good as the best frozen manager in our company?

>>531938395
Soldiers always pencil jump and leap away from their beam. Demos are either Demoknights or they're just bad at Demo. Heavies have no gamesense and they're too pussy to push in despite the fact that they've got 450 health. All these pocket choices are fucking God awful. The playerbase desperately needs a cleanse. If we can get these bottom scoring friendlies executed, that's a good start to making TF2 great again

>>531938907
No no no

holy shit guys, they finally did it

>>531939147
the shupo cosmetics...

>>531939252
Aren’t they too young to drink alcohol

>>531939252
GIVE THEM ALREADY I NEED THEMMMM

>>531939559
16 is the legal alcohol age in some countries. Also it could just be grape juice

>>531937609
is b4nny "washed'?

>>531939780
b4nny hasn't washed in a long time

>>531937793
Stomping is boring. Even spawn camping is boring if they’re just trapped inside the whole time. Its fine if it’s revenge for the enemy team spawn camping you or something similar but otherwise I hate it when my team is just trolling and annihilating the other side. No fun

>>531937793
unironically play sixes/pugs and only ever play with people your skill level
also what does your image have to do with tf2?

>>531939252
2 weeks
It's coming

>>531943456
>unironically play sixes
no

>>531943515
okay
also what does your image have to do with tf2?

>>531943729
it's a reaction image. it doesn't need to be a tf2 image. tf2 reaction images are preferable, and I have quite a few, but shupo reactions are also good
now kys faggot

>>531943918
you are not buff nor a little girl so it's a bad reaction image
I on the other hand am medic and gay for heavy so this is a good reaction image
comprende?

>>531944779
actually i've seen him irl he loves wearing little girl clothing, and its not just to larp as the spy.

anime has won the marketplace of ideas!

>>531947228
Trvke

>>531947228
HOLY TRVKE

I think i'll play some dustbowl with my pocket medic slut kritzing me like a good girl.

guys hope on bball

>>531950579
Why is everyone a demo

>>531951220
he's uhh. the most suited to basketball

>>531939252
>>531939565
>>531943505
Can't wait to see you cry when they don't get added.

NEW KINO ALERT NEW KINO ALERT
https://youtu.be/hAeRe0M8NJI

>>531884775 (OP)
When did pubs get so skilled? Every game I join has multiple obese compies controlling the entire game. Was it covid? MYM? Pubs definitely weren't like this in 2015.

I will wait as long as it takes

>>531953242
Anime isn't kino.

>>531953396
nope. I don't typically get sweaty compies in my lobbies. but I also haven't played casual since last year so it might have changed

>>531953242
the legacy of team fabulous 2... lives on

>>531953242
Huge kino

>>531953242
>a bunch of little random interspersed skits
kino, reminds me of the old days of gmod and newgrounds

The beep boy would be so kino if it changed the build menu like the pip boy does

Zesty’s server is lame.
He’s a fence-sitting faggot who won’t provide his audience with the experience every tf2 player secretly desires; a server with sniper completely banned.

>>531947312
based

Dustbowl is way more fun for blu than it is for red because you can backcap and then stop playing on dustbowl

>>531958139
I don't desire that, Sniper's aren't a problem.

dead game
dead general

I’m not taking my Gunboats off
I am Gunboats O’Toole

>>531958139
I don't like Zestry's server because every time I joined people treat it like a social server and yap more than play. Last time I joined someone told me I was tryharding on scout when I have like less than 10 hours on him just because I was playing the game.

>>531963965
Sorry babe, the gunboats stay on during sex

>>531965301
Zesty appeals to people who like TF2 as a concept more than as a game

What's his problem?

>>531966496
>people who like TF2 as a concept more than as a game
That's a disgusting concept. I think, historically, TF2 gameplay streams/videos have been incredibly unpopular because people would rather be playing the game than watching others play.

TF2 is the perfect online multiplayer experience because it embodies what I call the "weekend warrior" philosphy.

No commitments, no time gated nonsense, no bullshit. Pick up and play as much as you want, as long as you want.
Large teams with simple objectives encourage loose teamwork, everyone can contribute no matter how they play.
Relatively straightforward but distinct classes to play, no roster bloat or having to worry about a class being outclassed in three months time due to a new release.
Casual, community and competitive (lol) servers can be found. There's always a little bit of something that'll suit you fancy.

TF2 is *the* game for weekend warriors. Plug and play, frag out and have a good time. This is what online multiplayer should be.

>>531967020
sex with may

>>531967020
how long until people get tired of the 50th counter strike and tf2 clone

>>531967164
in TF2! Preferably on ctf_pelican_peak.

The discussion page has fallen

>>531967598
right, sex with may on trade_goldenrodcity releasing my mad milk as part of the "partner taunt"

>>531966496
those fuckers would just sit in spawn and yap to each other. Why even play tf2 at that point? Just go in a zesty discord chat or something.

>>531954646
impressive floorshooting against people who refuse to look at you, soldier

>>531967020
>>531967598
Dude I love may so much, probably the first girl I ever had a crush on and it never left

One of the latest ways I've been having fun in this game is by clipping through walls in poorly built maps (i.e. Frontier) and either getting people stuck there or messing with the other team.

Evidently, there is still much to be learned about this craft, cuz I'd really wanna know how you could possibly get into *this* spot.

>>531968517
For me it was Dawn, but I always fapped to May. It would be a fuck May marry Dawn kinda thing.
Just like Dawn's iconic hat became a TF2 meme.

>>531884775 (OP)
spy sappin my sentry

>>531947312
Sometimes I wish I knew what it would take to get a gf who plays tf2... I'm so jealous

>>531953242
>smooth-shading on models that are designed to be flat/partially-flat shaded
low effort coal

>>531971886
Rebuttal: if they were cel shaded they would look out of place next to the mercs, and they're intended to be inhabiting the same game world
Therefore: gem

>>531971886
These guys wouldn't know the difference they're used to consuming slop, to them this is the highest form of cinema

>>531953242
5/10 will never watch again

>>531905126
>there are more dedicated mobster servers than dedicated koth or 5cp servers

>>531975284
based

>>531969009
pretty sure you get banned for this now sadly, i used to do it a lot on borneo but i stopped when a friend of mine got banned after doing nothing but OOB exploits on frontier+borneo for a week

if you just do it occasionally you should be fine, but you have no idea at what point the speds at valve decide its time to ban you, if they decide to ban you at all.

be careful exploit fren

Night time is Sniper time

>>531978381
Based Valve for once. They should demand mappers fix these exploits (or do it themselves) but banning exploiters is a bandaid solution that makes me happy.

>>531982424
>They should demand mappers fix these exploits (or do it themselves)

>>531982662
This one is nowhere near as bad.

>>531937609
b4nny time is fucking retarded
>lets just extend the game an undeterminate amount of time because IT MIGHT be interesting instead of people knowing the game ends at 30 minutes
>lets fuck up LAN schedules with an extra time that could literally last forever

>>531982662
fucking over turtling engineers is ALWAYS a good thing

>>531982662
map geometrteyrey is an exploit

>>531981027
vermin

>>531953242
>stealing other videos
>kino

>>531978381
>>531982424
valve is too lazy to ban over map exploits, the most they can do is ask map creator(s) to send a fix asap

>>531978381
>OOB bugs on these maps have been known for years
>Numerous reports sent to Valve and the mapmakers
>They won't do anything about it
>Instead Valve updates their TOS that doing exploits is a bannable offense
Why are they like this

>>531970710
it has to be a girl (male)

>>531966554
zesty lives rent free in his head

went afk like 60 seconds on zestys servers and got banned, what the fuck is this uncle dane tier faggotry

>>531967164
>>531970265
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4

>>531968517
You are such a pathetic loser.

>>531967164
This
>>531967598
This
>>531970265
Based

>>531966554
he's constantly trying to repent for ever interacting with Zesty just to appease his new connections

>>531999021
You will never have any real sex.

>>531968517
Forgot this one to the zased>>531999021 list

The summer update is coming next week, right?
Surely...

>""""Summer"""" update
>End of July and it still hasn't released
Eric...

How do we fix /tf2g/?

>>531999759
I think we should move it to /vm/ as there's less anime there, problem is it's too late now and all the anime spammers here will follow.

>>531968249
thank you anon I do my best

>>531978381
Valve actually bans people for in-game exploits?

>>531999485
Soon
Trust the plan

>>532001841
TRUST.
>*smack*
THE.
>*smack*
PLAN.
>*smack*

Shupos will save tf2

>>532002324
word

>>532001994
>>532002324
>>532002441
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f_aXs0Oz5kI

I was gone for 3 years from this general
Anything cool happend?

>>532004807
I happened :3

>>532005024
sorry i meant coal

>>532005024
Aren't you just purplemisty
Or god forbid, dotsy

>>532004807
I also came back recently after also having been gone for 2-3 years
the only thing I've noticed is there's more child porn than usual and people freaking out cause of the demoman being posted or something
also serverbrowser.tf is a thing now, shows you only vanilla servers

>>532005969
People don't post porn here.

>>532007354
Ok anon

>>532005909
I don’t know anything about those two ecelebs so I’m 100% sure I’m not either of them

>>531999759
simply ignore the pedo spammers and talk about tf2, they good lord will work them out himself

>>531989343
because they are insanely, unbelievably, obscenely, retarded.

>>532001615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjZGyBj9ZY
i didnt believe it was true since delfy is a notorious faggot, but it turned out to be true more than likely

>>532001615
wrong video, my bad, this one is more relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_giVZYrHsIY

Zesty thinks the update is happening this week
He says that he has been told that the reason the update hasn't been released yet is because they are trying to fix the most recent epic exploit, but he said that he had no way to confirm that

HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN THE TV ON, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

>>532013304
HOLY SHIT NO WAY. THE SEX UPDATE!

>>532012692
Unironically everyone should stop listening to Zesty he's a dumb nigger that has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

>>532012692
source: my crystal ball

>>532013613
demo and normal pyro would have been better

>>532012692
>yeah the update miiight happen today or this week and will have exploit fixes
This is so vague it makes Tyler McNiggers predictions look like insider info

>>532013613
Based

Why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>532018803
It's sunday, they're all spending time with their families and friends on this day of rest!

>>532018925
I don't have any friends and I don't feel that connected to my family either..

>leaving the game on your 3rd death to avoid the dom

seething little BITCH

>>532019730
I was just playing while waiting to find a VSH match bro

>>532019135
Skill issue my friend, you probably could find middle ground to connect with family. As for friends, just be yourself you'll find em eventually.

>>531993719
based chadsty
total afk death

For a/d maps valve should add a grace period between when point a is capped and when last can be capped. I just want to play engineer on dustbowl and unwind, not have some faggot scunt bonk behind our team and backcap after everyone forgets about him

>>532012692
>the most recent epic exploit
what exploit?

Man I love using bonk on dustbowl and backcapping. Makes engis seethe lol

>>532023986
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7389

>>531989343
>recompile map and potentially break it more in the process
>just ban griefers

Valve and being lazy are synonymous now.

b4nnybros...

>>532029231
b3nny lol

What do we think about Don't Join Team RED anons? I like it.

habib is fucking awful on scout. Why didn’t b4nny try switching him on demo even once

>>531884775 (OP)
Which mercenary has the biggest penis?

>>532030831
yui

>>532030831
Demo

>>532030907
Not a merc.

>>532031260
Why?

>>532031763
Good genetics

>enemy team has an amazing player
>he's super fun to fight and we have a bunch of intense battles during the match
>5 minutes before the match is over he types "fucking snipers" and suddenly leaves

Damn, they really do ruin every game

>>532032410
His fault for being a shit player.

You will never get a summer update.
You will never get weapon rebalances.
You will never be a fempyro.

>>532032619
Nothing in the game needs to be rebalanced.

>>532032703
useless weapons like the sandman should be rebalanced

>>532032880
The Sandman is one of the best weapons.

>>532033374
(You)

>>532032880
You cannot rebalance the sandman without 1 of 2 things happen. the sandman becomes unfun to play against or the sandman loses its identity

me when i'm pushing the payload cart:
shuposhuposhuposhuposhupo

>>532033482
What does that have to do with what I said?

>>532033374
...In 2010

>>532033717
It already lost its identity the moment they removed the stun. it can't even combo with the cleaver anymore, which had become part of its identity too.
the sandman should absolutely be reworked into something else at this point, because right now it is a nothing weapon

are there any new training maps that you guys recommend?

>>532033937
They should bring the stun back.

>>532033374
bro's been hibernating since 2017

comics pyro > "fempyro" (fake gooner garbage)

>>532034581
>comics pyro
>good

I just got banned from the castaway chat.
I literally never posted there lol

>>532034581
buff pyro > comics pyro > > > > > > literal shit > fempyro

>>532034581
>Flanderized millennial writing pyro
I am vomit

>>532032619
>>You will never be a fempyro.
I don't want to be fempyro I want to fuck fempyro. Big difference.

>Zesty banned the Short Circuit now
LMAO

>>532034581
You mean the same comics that called her a woman? lmao

>>532034581
fempyro > pyro > literal shit > retarded forced buff pyro the dude posts because the 18 year old idea of pyro being a woman upsets his gay mind

>>532036605
What a bitch.

>>532036605
based

>>532032619
They normally dont want to be fempyro, they just project the way they wish to dress/act onto her bro

>>532036702
Banning items isn't based.

>>532036641
incorrect

>>532036629
>fempyro retards are illiterate and can't read more than 1 page
shocker

>>532036641
Game pyro > comic pyro > vomit > piss > shit > pyro with secondary sex characteristics
Just because you coom to it doesn’t make your pyro any less retarded retard

>>532037617
based factual pyro chad, not the delusional headcannon from the fempyro sissies

>>532036641
correct

>>532036605
>how DARE compGODS want to ban shitty weapons, it's not REAL TF2 if you do that
>becomes a server owner and starts banning weapons

>>532036641
they didn't deny it after that page... in fact they only continued it when they announced TFC pyro was also a woman. you lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s2Cts5P6Ok

>half the kills with the amby are sniping
>more than half the time the amby is out is to try to snipe

idk why zesty and everyone who seethes about the nerf are trying to rewrite history telling all these people who started playing during the pandemic that "nobody was using the old ambassador to snipe bro, trust"
anyone who complains about the nerf clearly did since if they truly were only using it on short range like you'd use the stock revolver then they wouldn't be bitching because they can still 102 in short range

>>532037841
meant for
>>532037617

These faggots in here cannot play pyro unless she's a woman, the concept of playing a burly strong man drives fear into their heart

>>532037617
>>532037696
Don't have to coom to it to acknowledge a fact. You retards stick your head in the sand and pretend the 500 times Valve called Pyro a woman never happened.

I had my normie friend read the comics recently and when he got to that page he immediately asked "is Pyro a woman?" and then when they showed TFC Pyro he was convinced. I've only seen this kind of autistic screeching that Pyro CAN'T be a woman from tf2g, nowhere else.

These faggots in here cannot play pyro unless he's a man, the concept of playing a sexy strong woman drives fear into their heart

>>532037841
That was clearly a joke and the comic never really confirms pyro’s sex either way.

>>532037841
Female TFC pyro was a retcon thougheverbeit

>>532037841
actual retard lol.
this is the next page. soldier never said pyro was menstruating, the thing he also knew was honey being on the plane. Him calling out Pyro was to just tell him to stop blocking the door

soldier has worked with pyro for years. wouldn't you think he knows pyro's sex? He would ask pyro if he's menstruating, but he obviously isn't cause he's a he

>>532038119
what does the tfc team have to do with tf2?

>>532038229
>That was clearly a joke
After the 20th "pyro is a girl" joke you have to start asking questions about why they keep doing it and not just calling it a joke

>>532038309
It was enough to catch Pyro off guard and make them nervous, and Soldier finishing his sentence doesn't mean it wasn't meant to be a hint.
>wouldn't you think he knows pyro's sex?
No, he's retarded like you. He doesn't even know Heavy is from Russia.
>what does the tfc team have to do with tf2?
They're there in the comics with them you actual retard. Tell me you didn't read the comics without telling me you didn't read the comics.

>>532038119
I literally do not care if pyro is a woman. I care when people put fat tits or give them muscles or other weird shit then complain about the other side doing it because it doesn’t fit their coomer vision of pyro.

>>532038547
> It was enough to catch Pyro off guard and make them nervous
absolute copium. you got called out for being retarded and you're doubling down by moving the goalposts

>They're there in the comics with them you actual retard
tell me again. what does the sex of a completely different person have to do with the sex of pyro?
hurr durr pyro is a man cause lincoln was the first pyro hurr durr

>>532038358
Yes they play into the idea that pyro could be anything under there. They might not even be human. But doing that doesn’t prove anything either way.

Damn, Pyro looks like this!?

>>532038882
You're the only dumbass that assumed soldier finishing his sentence somehow contradicts "didn't deny it." They didn't deny it after that page. That's what I said. No goalposts were moved.

>tell me again. what does the sex of a completely different person have to do with the sex of pyro?
As the other guy said it was a retcon. They literally would not have revealed TFC Pyro to be a woman if Pyro wasn't hinted to be a woman for 18 years (and you're retarded if you think they just randomly decided to make TFC Pyro a woman with no precedent otherwise)

>>532038880
>>532039075
That's fair, I don't care if people think pyro is a man or a woman, the issue I have is with some autist sticking his head in the sand and swearing he CAN'T be a woman. Or calling the idea "fake"

Damn, Pyro looks like this!?

>>532039383
Indeed.

>>532039330
There was nothing to deny you fucking retarded. soldier didn't accuse of anyone being a woman

>They literally would not have revealed TFC Pyro to be a woman if Pyro wasn't hinted to be a woman
hurrity durr pyro is a president in the tf2 universe. They wouldn't have revealed abraham lincoln being pyro otherwise. hurr durr im retarded and think pyro is a woman

> you're retarded if you think they just randomly decided to make TFC Pyro a woman
they randomly made demoman black. and alyx blasian. They fill everything they do with dei shit. I'm surprised they haven't filled the game with rainbow shit yet

>>532040053
>There was nothing to deny you fucking retarded.
>fucking retarded
Ironic.
>soldier didn't accuse of anyone being a woman
But Pyro still took it as an accusation... and then Pyro didn't protest and no one called him a man after that. It was meant to be a hint. You have the media literacy of a squirrel.

The rest of your post is unhinged schizo rambling so I accept your concession.

>>532039289
>no burn scars
Otherwise pretty good

>>532040540
>But Pyro still took it as an accusation
I don't know how you see this as anything other than copium
pyro didn't say anything

>>532039891
>no burn scars
Otherwise pretty good

>>532040647
Pyro's clearly shocked when they hear the first part of Soldier's statement... bro can't read body language

>>532040647
>>532040053
nta but they very clearly wanted you to think pyro was a woman on that page, even as a fake out. the page ends very deliberately on that accusation before you find out on the next page what he was saying. the idea gets planted and they never do the same thing with calling him a man afterwards

>>531967813
They cant cuz Zesty got rid of his discord so they use the tf2 servers as a discord server

He who shall not be named is shitposting right now

>>532040760
You'd be shocked to if I said your full name right now

Damn, Pyro looks like this?!

>>532041051
I mean, yeah, if you got it right I would be. And then if you continue on your sentence and say "get out of the way so I can eat the honey" it would be on the same level as that comic page but only I would know you got it right... much like pyro's gender...

Damn, Pyro looks like this?!

>>532041431
wife material

>>532041431
honestly that's the best fempyro design U've seen yet

Pyro is cannonically permanently stuck mentally as a child, the only reason people would want her to be a female is because they're pedophiles or view themselves as him.

>>532041617
that's a hell of a lot of projection there bro... just because pyro's schizophrenic and sees rainbows doesn't mean they're mentally a child

>>532032703
>>532033374
Absolutely shit take. Almost as shit as the gaspasser.

>>532037890
>animals endlessly complain about sniper
>cheer when the biggest counter gets patched out of the game
used to have a ton of fun decloaking outside audible range and sending these faggots into a panic when they take a fat -102 from an angle that isnt directly in front of them.

>>532036605
>now
Brother that shit has been banned for almost 2 months.

>>532042013
retard take

>>532041132
pyro is NOT a whitoid

>>532042198
retard post

>>532036605
someone needs to ask the explosive class question, theyve gotten away with it for too long.

>>532036605
MY SERVERS ARE VANILLA AND IF YOU BAN WEAPONS YOU ARE PLAYING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE FROM THE VANILLA GAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>532041132
Soul
>>532041431
Soulless

>>532041431
Soul
>>532041132
Soulless

>>532036605
Is he just banning one weapon at a time to see the reaction or what

>>532045876
There is MatPat told me like 10 years ago.

I always forget Demo has a beard.
Like in my mind facial hair is a cosmetics thing and the default mercs are all clean shaven.

>>532046446
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/76/Demoman_dominationscout07.wav

>>532004807
Come back in like a week after the update,
more non-fags will have returned.

>>532042115
wtf are you talking about? sniper was the least affected class by ambyfags

>>532046060
>trying to measure proportions in a game with cartoony proportions
>trying to measure hands when everyone has giant hands
>trying to measure both proportions and hands on a character in a baggy suit with giant gloves on giant hands
He was retarded then and he's retarded now

>>532045537
Souless

>>532045537
Soul

>>532042995
>>532050364
Soul
>>532045537
>>532050442
Soulless

>>532045537
>>532050442
SOVL
>>532042995
>>532050364
Ultra coal Soulless

>>532051227
Cringe
>>532050964
Based

>>532051227
Based
>>532050964
Cringe

>>531889151
shuriken could be fun
it has nothing to do with scout though

>>532048031
Even though they’re cartoony, they still follow male/female proportions they’re just exaggerated. Miss Pauline doesn’t have the proportions that the mercs have for example. I still don’t think Pyro has a confirmed gender but it’s not too far fetched to use measurement since the art style still follows some logic.

>>531889151
climbing pickaxe

>>532053463
Ms. Pauling is purposefully meant to be petite so she's not a good example. If Zhanna was in the game she'd have a similar width and hand size to the Soldier (she's already drawn that way in the comics). That of course is putting aside the fact that Pyro's wearing a baggy hazmat suit and trying to measure shoulders from the ends of the suit and the glove fingers is retarded and tells you nothing.

b4nny got fucked again? dog gamn
its time for a trainee viva

>slowly pushing through jump_academy
>Most of time just end up using bog standard dive bombing rocket jump because pubs don't play medic.

Gunboats help but I kinda hate not having banner or shotgun.

>>532054301
Benny is officially real. We did it.

New week. New hope bros
Update will surely come in the following days

>>532056041
what are you getting exited for, its just more community dump slop

>>532056405
Some hopefully good bug fixes and to hopefully laugh at mobstercels

>>532054142
Zhanna is kinda a bad example because she’s a OC donut steel comic only character not made by the original designer. But even if we do wanna use her, her hands are not the same as soldiers in the comics. Im not sure where you got that. And despite her bulky exaggerated look she still has feminine features.

>>532056918
>her hands are not the same as soldiers in the comics.
I said similar, not the same. In most pics she's drawn with similarly sized hands, like in this cover art it's almost exactly the same (Soldier's hand is on the right).
>And despite her bulky exaggerated look she still has feminine features.
Yes the point I'm making is that hand size isn't a good metric in this art style. And measuring shoulder size is retarded when you can't see Pyro's real shoulders. Both things MatPat did.

/tf2g/ really loves to talk about fictional females

>>532058965
just like purple mysty!

>>532058965
sex with this fictional character (in TF2)

>>532058965
im going to invent a fictional penis in my mind and put it in your actual ass

>>532058965
Non-fictional females don't matter

>>532013304
FINALLY!!!

>jew meme profile pic

What did he mean by this?

>>532063740
why are you watching a confirmed cheater?

I stopped going on here in 2022

I'm glad this place is still a massive pile of shit

>>532065264
That's like your opinion man

>>532065264
Did you come back hoping it was good again?

>>532065606
A bit yeah

I had a dream that I was sitting at a table and Eric came and brought a box of pink cookies and he started eating them but wouldn't let me have one. When he was done he got up and said he was finished with work for the day but before he left he told me the isn't happening until August.

>>532065768
You can always try again in another three years

>>532066427
In fairness I never really thought this place was good, just less cancerous than r/tf2 and r/tf2shitposerclub

>>532054301
Not in this universe

>>532066676
It was genuinely good in 2019. I had avoided it for a year when 2018 got so bad I couldn't stand it anymore. For some reason when I came back a year later it was always on topic and people were playing with each other again. But then it's like the next year the pandemic fucked everything up and everything started getting worse again which it never recovered from.

hi tf2g i haven't been here in awhile but i wanted to know what you think of this bird i made

>>532067576
I think it's very cute anon

>>532036605
kwab
w
a
b

>>532067576
cute birb

>>532067576
What is it? a blue water warbler?

>>532054380
who is this anime

>>532067576
burdin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzMj2q2zu8

>>532068682
It's just a simple bluebird, inspired by the Bukowski poem. I'm not a good texture artist so I kept this version simple with intention to redo it eventually. I want to give it a whiter crest like its namesake

>>532027368
Being named YD and being a Romanian pedophile are also synonymous.

>>532066676
It is funny that as much as a shithole /v/ is you can still get some good tf2 threads. Probably because it’s less permanent than a general
>>532067576
>>532069276
Very cute. I like to think the poem describes the mercs very much

>>532071684
Yellow Dice is based tho

>>532073874
No he isn't, he's a pedophile.

I have no idea who [E-Celeb] is but I will say mean things about him/her/it to make people emotionally distressed (because for some reason that always happens) on 4channel’s /tf2g/ thread, located within the confines of /vg/.

I want to pour water on this paper thing.

>532076784
Bro you talk about zesty like every day

>>532076784
>>532077021
I'm gonna pour a different liquid on it

>>532058965
Sex

>>532073874
Who dat ? Some server regular?

>>531921080
holy moral fag lol, plebbit is that way nigger

>>532076784
zesty was right and he saved TF2

>zesty was right and he saved TF2
Sasuga, Zesty-sama

>>532081013
BASED

>>532078224
>Yellowdice, posts here as YD
>is banned off most popular TF2 community servers for his open pedophilia in the form of child porn objectors
> is also a filthy fucking romanian gypsy tinker fuck
> joined Kiwifarms to complain about his numerous bans from servers for child porn
> Kiwifarms told him to fuck off and invest in rope, and rightfully so, so he left the forum and never came back

>>532077110
That’ll kill it so and finally get rid of it so that’s acceptable

>>532080832
I didn't say I cared about mocking his death nigga I was calling out his own hypocrisy
lrn2read before you respond to posts from a day ago

>>531936764
last time i saw you in game you had someone. how do you always lose them?

tf2g would never create so much soul

>>532088202
yomps cake...

>>532088202
It looks like it's burnt on the bottom

>>532088409
that's the side

>>532088513
>pyro is the action figure but no one else is
google images sovl

>>532086936
>nigga
yeah, you def have to go back nigger lmao

>>532088202
>>532088513
Nice.
I wish my loved one did tf2 related stuff for me bros

>pyro is most likely a gay man because he's mentally ill
That was pretty based ngl. How did he get away with it?

I hope my /tf2g/ friends make me a shupo cake for my birthday this year...

>>532054380
keep at it anon. gunboats is so much better than shotgun or banner it's not even close
the biggest advantage in tf2 is being able to pick your fights. Jump out when it's a losing battle, jump in to secure a pick
simple bog standard dive bombs works unreasonably well, but I really wouldn't skip out on your pogos and syncs. syncs just means you can damage sync so much easier and pogos are really good for rollouts

>>532046060
>>532089413
Forgot the post

>>532089901
>>532054380
example of picking your fight
just get 300 damage for basically free

Thanks for the hand!

>>532090673
I really wish we had a strange variant.

>>532088202
In 2010 my mother got a printed cake topper for a cake she made themed around the game I was playing at the time and included my screenname on it with a message. I feel sad thinking about it now

pyro is a boy

>>532093020
(not)

Pyro is a mumbling abomination!

>>532091679
i would say I hope to god no one knows my alias but I'm pretty sure all my friends and family know it and that I also play tf2

>>532089413
Better be careful calling pyro a man. You’re gonna cause pyro gender truther to have another melty. I don’t know if their heart can handle more than one a day.

>>532093192
yep

>>532093747
>poorly edited fempyro model
you're living a lie buddy, deal with it

>>532093806
he/him

>>532094075
she/her

femboy culture is such cancer

>>532094258
py/bro/

>>532094431
py/sis/

>>532093192
>>532093806
>>532094258
based straight male

>>532093020
>>532093747
>>532094075
cringe faggot

>>532094280
It’s hilarious when you realize it’s just full of man children who are too scared of real women but also too scared to go full gay.

>>532094502
hemale
>>532094571
feminine is straight

>>532093192
>>532093806
>>532094258
ass not big enough

>>532094805
>feminine is straight
no it ain't fagola

>>532094571
Bad post

>>532094805
female

>>532094952
>>532094571
both correct

>>532094280
I agree. Pyro logs around a heavy fuselage as well as a heavy flamethrower like it's nothing. Just mechanically it doesn't make sense for him to be anything but a 240lb 20% body fat hunk of a man

>>532094571
GREAT post

>>532095016
literally male

>>532094952
Shupo trvke

>>532095016
>csarphong
mail

>>532095047
I guess that also explains why he doesn't have recoil for an air blast
These airblasts are powerful enough to launch people several feet. Newton's "equal and opposite reaction" law says he's probably bracing really hard

i will fuck every rendition of pyro

>>532095195
literally female

>>532095362
paying him money to force your fetish on him 1 time doesn't change that he draws women

>>532095567
this but only the women
not the faggy femboy shit just the women

can killing pyros be considered misogyny?

>>532096121
yes
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0a/Demoman_dominationpyro02.wav

>>532095695
das a male

>>532096304
de_nile
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/65/Sniper_revenge17.wav

>>532096434
he

>>532097094
cool thumbnail, fag

mmmmmmale

>>532098025
(female)

>>532098158
boy

>>532098380
girl

faggot spam needs to stop
girl pyro poster can stay though

>>532098446
fat pyro ass

>>532098537
is what fempyro has, yes.
nice fempyro model, sad they mutilated it

>>532098603
just boys hanging out

>>532098851
just girls hanging out

>>532098964
promiscuous boy

>>532099463
promiscuous girl*

>>532099550
hmph admit it

>>532099787
you're the only one in denial buddy, you're posting poorly edited fempyros and in the closet about liking women
you're the one that needs to admit it

pyro bulge

why do faggots always have to let everyone know how gay they are

>plays a game literally rife with faggots and trannies, all normal people moved on in the 2010's
>wuuuuh youre a faggot not me

>>532100484
>NOOOOO just let fags and trannies take over your game! stop resisting!

>>532100484
it's funny to me that you think your kind are in the majority

bed breaking sex with pyro

>>532101384
this but female pyro specifically

>>532101456
you wouldnt mating press this?

>>532101661
no way fagola
now stop posting already

>>532101703
>>532101456
trvke

>>532101703
Faggot

>>532101703
Straight

>>532101849
sorry, misclicked
meant for
>>532101661

>>532101909
sorry, misclicked
meant for
>>532101661

>>532102049
fuck off homo you're not me

>>532094280
>>532094726
*taps the sign*

its crazy how froyo doesn't even effortlessly roll the lans anymore.

i remember the days when you'd never see a quoted post in an entire thread. its so over for us its like it never even began.

>>532104476
that was pretentious and homosexual

>>532104476
that was the discord ERP days though. humanposting is rightfully dead like I hope human is

i have no idea who that person is

>>532105095
>doesn't even know who human was but looks fondly upon his erp posting style
you are also why we sometimes called it "monkeyposting"

update tonight yes?

suimase!
eto....
updetto desu ka?

>>532105170
Fempyro fag started doing meant for posting.

>>532110654
"meant for" goes back decades and isn't a /vg/ thing newfag

time to carry two cities cuties