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>Previous Thread>>531631456
>>531884775 (OP)I edited anon's original image a little to make the class resemblance more obvious, teamwork again!
This is it
The TF2 general...
Now we just wait for the summer update...
The one with the Shupo promotional items
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>531885667he always does
>>531884775 (OP)>kitty0706>anime girlsthis image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>531886159gemmy but nobody mentioned kitty's death doe
>froyo lost the first round in lan
>stream immediately gets ddos'd
is this it anons? is this where we see the downfall of froyotech?
Why do people keep making off-topic threads?
give us a flying guillotine reskin. what would be something more in character?
Team Fortress 2 is a game for straight white males which exclusively attracts trannies. I guarantee every poster in this thread has gender dysmorphia at the least. As a result none of the posters have any idea what they are and are therefore incapable of the following:
>relating to anybody else
>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own
>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way
>ever growing as a person
/tf2g/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.
I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every /tf2g/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"
>>531889253Yeah I agree, Just don't bother with /tf2g/ any more. There's no point to talk about it the first place, and, with the pedos currently tearing away at this general's corpse and the jannies blatantly allowing that and/or being one of them, it all just makes this general completely and utterly worthless. Don't waste your energy reporting them, or trying to post normally. It won't work, and it hasn't worked for the past three months.
Leave this place and don't ever look back. Don't even come in these threads any more. Eventually, even the pedos will tire of doing the same awful posts every single day without response. Just let /tf2g/ die.
I'm interested in /tf2g/ culture but what this general has become has nothing to do with culture. This place is an asylum for lonely and depressed social rejects who furiously refresh their half dozen 4chan tabs while watching reruns of anime they're nostalgic about, and then getting an endorphine rush when some other lonely and depressed social reject decides to post fempyro nonsense that says absolutely nothing. Because the purpose of these exchanges is not saying anything meaningful or insightful or funny, it's just to simulate some kind of interaction so you feel less inclined to kill yourself due to your lack of life.
>>531889765That's very funny, because the other day I was playing on Turbine and this asshole bald mustache engi kept picking up his dispenser every time I went to use it, I thought it was a coincidence at first that he kept moving it every time I went near it but then it became obvious what he was doing, and he was only doing it to me too.
>>531876341I already did and the first thing I was met with is two faggots in voice chat telling the newcomers that it's a valid safespace for trans indian sisters and asking what's the best place to buy estrogen from.
>>531889790You will never get any real pussy.
>>531890224This is my spray btw
>hubert drops
>*DEAD* b4nny: !pause
>>531885667https://files.catbox.moe/yw7kqd.mp4
>>531890006and that's a good thing.
jack
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Update next week bros...
S-surely Joshie will pick up the slack and release the update early, right?
>>531889151Baseball glove with a baseball covered with nails
Don't ask for proof. I'm risking enough by posting this
>TF2 Emporium and TF2Maps preparing to show off a new VScript gamemode
>The objective is a truck that stops at barricades, pretty much a mix of how Payload and Snowplow work
>Claim to fame is adding Miss Pauling to TF2
>BLU team, realizing the value of Australium defects from the Administrator and kidnaps Pauling planning to interrogate her. RED's goal is to stop them
>If BLU wins, everyone watches a cutscene of their top scoring player molesting her (unless it's a Scout in which case he simply watches)
Don't ask for proof. I'm risking enough by posting this
>TF2 Emporium and TF2Maps preparing to show off a new VScript gamemode
>The objective is a truck that stops at barricades, pretty much a mix of how Payload and Snowplow work
>Claim to fame is adding Miss Pauling to TF2
>BLU team, realizing the value of Australium defects from the Administrator and kidnaps Pauling planning to interrogate her. RED's goal is to stop them
>If BLU wins, everyone watches a cutscene of their top scoring player molesting her (unless it's a Scout, in which case he is seen in the cuck chair as the first compatible class does it)
>>531897250What if BLU is stacking Scouts?
Source?
Jk I don't care at all about any of those things
>>531897570They thought of this, the truck breaks down when it would have gotten away. RED is awarded the victory
>>531901645I'm too busy gooning in my mind to bbw furry fempyro and playing tf2 sorry
>>531901645watching froyotech struggle against legacy on the lan
>>531901645Iโm enjoying furry butt right now so my focus isnโt here.
>>531902850Anon I donโt think you can post that here
>>531886159kitty0706 died so that he may be idolized by redditors
>>531903295just like you can't post Jills pfp here even though it's tf2 related but janjan gets angry
>>531889765speak for yourself, I love TF2 it's one of my many hobbies i play with my friends.
>>531902850mmm rape is good
this is the worst lan of all time
>caster kicks some wires and kills the stream after froyo lost
>now gungon wins a 1v3, stomps his feet, and plugs his pc
>>531904468>tf2 lived long enough for b4nny to fall off
Stop playing Casual
Check out these server recommendations, there will be at least one you fancy
https://pastebin.com/fDJ9pJRm
summer update next tuesday?
>>531889765its always been shit, if anything i don't miss the literal ERP that used to go on here
Has anything for the update leaked, like the maps last year?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
why dont more servers take the whitelist pill and disable all the retarded weapons nobody likes? its a very easy mod
>>531901645I'm still fragging with my husband
>>531903584Just recolor the girl into your anime waifu of choice.
I will NOT play on trannytopia
I refuse
Where are the GOOD community servers?
>froyo lost against legacy in first match
b4nny now in the lower bracket. 3rd place b4nny
>>531886159kitty absolutely mind raped you, you've been seething about him for 3 days now
genuinely seek help
>>531909134read 9 posts above you
>>531905126
>>531901645One half is watching froyo
The other is watching zesty
>>531909134Says the tranny
>>531909380i made a total of maybe like 5 posts about kitty but ok
sad
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>>531905126>no randomizerAll I want is a good randomizer server
>>531910143you're still bringing him up and seething on your own accord so it's the same difference
>>531910612I didn't bring anyone up. i posted a meme in response to the op which contained kitty0706. the op was the one who brought him up
you're the one seething right now
>>531911076sure. nobody else noticed or mentioned kitty except you and you post the exact same soijaks with the exact same "no u" posts as the seething autist who got banned. legitimately see a therapist and log off
why are the jannies always doing so much cleaning and damage control in here. 30% of all posts get deleted
>retardsty is wrong again
>>531911880bro. check the archive from the last thread. the guy spamming jaks got banned had his posts wiped, but my ritual post stayed up
his posts got wiped around this time
>>531636961but my ritual post here
>>531631608 and
>>531629950 stayed up
you are honestly a schizo, take a break before the internet consumes you. touch grass
>nobody else noticed or mentioned kittythe op mentioned kitty by including it in the OP image
>531909134
>struggling to not play on a server full of competition
lol
>>531913368again, it doesn't matter if you're a different person, you're taking his place
if it legitimately bothers you that 5% of the image has kitty in it then you're as mentally ill as the guy who got banned and the posts still apply to you
no amount of "no u" will change that
>>531913368are you really going to schizo out again because people had dissenting opinions about your favorite dead furfag tf2tuber?
>>531913825desu I don't actually care about kitty. i just posted the jak cause it's funny and relevant to the discussion. leukemia is a terrible disease and I feel sorry for anyone who suffers any sort of terminal illness. I can never imagine being faced with your own mortality like that
>>531913802>you're the same person>it doesn't matter if you're the same personholy goalposts batman
>>531894993I believe, Jackbro
>>531913802no one cares about kitty stop talking about it already
red alert
furries have infiltrated the rgl community
>Baseball Bill
>Texas Slim
>Ritzy Rick
Free my niggas they dindu nuffin
Haven't they already been doing so for over a decade?
>>531905126tf2maps.net servers are pretty fucking old by now, they've had their own servers since 2010 and ran play sessions in other people's servers since much earlier
https://web.archive.org/web/20100323001440/http://tf2maps.net/index.php?pageid=gameservers
>>531910407you can look for it on serverbrowser.tf, i dont play that mode so i cant really say
>>531914891>>531915153theres something about these tumblr type fanarts that rubs me the wrong way
>>531915529Redmond xisters...
>>531884775 (OP)BASED OP
team fabulous won btw
>skeez/babo drops uber from long range spam
washed
>>531917454>skeez/babo drops literally everyone and solo ubers on pointultra washed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBxV7tVIyA
>no real arguments, just fallacies and ad hominems
>23 minutes wasted just so xhe/they could come to the same conclusion as zesty
>STILL ruminating about zesty
Insolent creators like him bring the whole TF2 sphere back a decade intelligence-wise. The only surprise of the video was the lack of warthunder/slopera gx sponsor.
>>531884775 (OP)>BASED OP >team fabulous won btw
>>531920394>>BASED OP >>team fabulous won btwcorrect
>gungon goes up spy
>tries to sap the gun
>misses
>cloaks
>tries to sap the gun again
>dies immediately
invite level play here
>>531920792i love the spy
>>531914508>leukemia is a terrible disease and I feel sorry for anyone who suffers any sort of terminal illness. I can never imagine being faced with your own mortality like thatthen why are you trying to mock his death with wojaks nigga
you're stirring shit up which made you seem mad
captcha: BASEDRH
>>531921045What are you, the president of his fan-club?
>>531921080didn't realize the soi filter extended to 0's but that makes sense
>>531916146>tumblr type fanartsItโs just chibi style. The artist is Japanese thatโs why scout is misspelled Iโm guessing. If it was tumblr theyโd be shirtless and have mastectomy scars and be drawn super ugly. Probably brown too
>>531921080nta but who the hell cares
>>531921080i told you. it's funny
>nooooze you can't mock someone's death!11!!!moralfag
>>531921874okay, then accept the consequences when people rightfully call you out for stirring shit up and playing the victim card after
you knew what you were doing
>>531921874as long as ur having fun anon, i see nothing wrong with it
>>531912087maybe it's because there's an inordinate amount of shitposting that happens here
just a thought
>>531884775 (OP)>>531885274Thanks for the edit, pally. I was having a bit of a block on how further differentiate them.
>>531919748>>531920369right vid https://youtu.be/pzwe4669X6Y
>>531905320i hope those fags acked it eventually
>>531924448You're welcome friendo, I felt like the bandolier was needed to really sell Yui as Heavy even if the reference is stock Heavy, and then the patches and goggles add further touches to distinguish them as the classes
thanking yourself is so funny
>>531921874nta but it's maybe funny if you're an edgy teenager with no sense of real humor.
>>531921080Stop giving (You)s to the shartytranny
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Exclude pyros from the summer update. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
thinking everyone is the same person is so funny
>>531925817Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Undress pyros in the summer update. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>531925974ass not big enough
>>531925916how do you do it mr. tf2g
>>531926074practice practice practice, my boy
>>531925974this but ms pauling
(voice) heavy: melty INCOOOOMIIIING
>>531926314They look like that
>>531926454No, this is what they look like
>another melty
yep
shupo won
>>531926562dont think so man, if you boot up the pedo registry no one looks like that and way more closer to what that anon posted...
>>531926860I do think so that's an actual photo they sent me
>>531926934they're catfishing you man, its what pedos do
>>531927082sounds like you know from experience bro... maybe you should stop projecting onto them
conga
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>>531927265uhm according to you? personally I ust watch a lot of to catch a predator, it's funny when the pedos get btfo'd
>>531927424don't interact with pedophiles, when called out xhey will always try to convince you that you are the real pedo. xhey always do this.
>>531928348probably but i hope they see the light
>gacha lolishit posts still up
>post making fun of pedos deleted
the janjan from uttar pradesh is up early today
>>531928770it's just slightly off topic, u can make fun of them just use tf2 inspired images brother
have you tried discussing the video game instead of shitposting
>>531928770who do you think is posting it
>video game image is still up on the video game board
>schizo wojak slop removed for being worthless
not big souprice
>shartydrone pissed off that his obvious samefagging is being deleted
TF2 Live Action movie cast idea
>Jose Arroyo as the Medic (great unqualified medic impression, good comedic timing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPOtNYfhsN0
>Bill Burr as the scout (Bostonian with a temper, talks fast, big ego)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKTQhKEt8Xk
who else?
schizophrenia is a hell of a disease
>>531929843Pyro played by Danny Devito (we never see his face and itโs alluded throughout the whole movie that pyro is a girl)
>>531929993>Danny Devito>itโs alluded throughout the whole movie that pyro is a girlthey should do this but also have danny devito do a completelly straight, normal voice and just talk normally while everyone is somehow oblivious to the fact its a male voice and still wonders if its a man or a woman
>>531928770Your points are valid, learn to articulate yourself and also be on topic too.
>>531929843>when you were taking my pulse it seemed like you wanted to choke me>i thought you said "take my pulse" as in "take it away"god he would make the perfect medic, he could even improv, just slap a german accent on top of it
>>531930441how are the gacha lolishit posts on topic
>>531930851nta but this is the video game generals board. posts are supposed to be related to video games. characters from a gacha video game are inherently related to video games
how is sharty brainrot on topic?
>>531930851Pictures of video game characters on a video game board.
>but those aren't TF2-There is no rule that says the only pictures in a thread have to be related to that thread.
There is a rule against complaining and shitposting about off topic shit. Hope this helps.
Itโs kinda funny how viewers start dropping like flies when FROYO isnโt on screen. This shit slow af, frfr
I'm not taking my Sticky Jumper off, because I am Jumper O'Toole
>>531932301hey! take off that sticky jumper!
>>531930851they're not on topic, but they're tag it into "discussion" and the mods aren't keeping post it's basically ragebait. Just ignore the pedos, or make fun of them while being on topic man.
>>531931108theres 2 streams, people are switching back and forth between EssentialsTF and RGLgg streams
https://www.twitch.tv/essentialstf
oh wait they're showing froyo vs gc here
i thought it'd be on rglgg after mamas boy vs legacy
I don't actually know if t his is the first map or not but it's currently 2-1 on sultry in favor of froyo
habib is on scout? what the fuck is going on in froyotech? didnt habib play demo for like the past 10 years?
>>531933561i think it's a rule that all compnerds have to play scout at some point because he's "the dm class" or something
>>531933561habib scout is actually really good. If you've never seen his pov as scout you should watch it
habib "fell off" (habib's weakest moments is still better than your stongest moments) and let logan play demo
people have been emailing valve about sv_pure bypass methods for months and they still dont do jackshit about it or even reply
>>531934356Eric is a pyro enjoyer and probably uses it to play as fempyro lol
>>531933561They're all turbovirgins for the main 3 classes, come on man
>>531934238>>531934698how can a guy even transition from demoman into scout so easily at an invite level? even if he had beastly scout DM from taking 50 adderals, isnt the positioning and gamensense completelly different?
>still using the quickiebomb launcher while losing
bruh
>>531935621>using the vac while we are trying to capture the final point
>>531934816If you play the game competitively for 10,000 hours like habib, you can adjust as every single class
https://youtu.be/eA70nnuo3C4?t=1453
>>531935621quickie bomb + loch is slowly starting to become meta in 6s. it's not as bad as you imagine. It just turns the demo into a pseudo sniper
Feeling a bit bored with the game lately once I realized winning is out of my hands and it's just a coin flip on whether or not I'm on the winning or losing team.
>>531936597skill issue unironically, learn to put the team on your back dude
>>531936597Same. If only I had a cool Heavy main who was actually good at the game to queue up with on an almost daily basis after work so we could pubstomp together
Hey there guys! I'm a friend of BlessedViva's, I work with him at the grocery store. Did you know he's actually a grocery bagger? Like for real. He likes to lie about it to seem like he's not such a desperate faggot, but all of us at the grocery store laugh at him behind his back.
>>531937479I believe this anon
>b4nny time makes games more exciting
>*stalls the game so long that people reach 200 poings*
>>531936597I play to have fun
I still find the game fun
I can have fun whether I win or lose
The issue is stomps
Stomps are not fun
Maybe they are fun when you're the one doing the stomping, but that only lasts for a minute before you get bored. That's what team scrambles are for, but you can't have those because matchmaking
>>531936673>no medic, go medic>team sucks dick and can't kill anything even when shoveling their asses with ubers>also no engie, so everyone spends like a minute walking back>go engie>now with no medic, they just die like flies. Doesn't matter how well I place my dispenser. >also a spyfaggot camps my teleporter entrances because he knows my team is shit and he can just sit there and deny my tp and he'll still win >go soldier>without any medic or engie, I have to use the gunboats and just abuse medkits >do good but it's just a massive uphill battle of picking up slack for several players on my team, and if the other team has decent players, they'll know how to work together to shut you downIf the other team has a good medic there's just no carrying those games, because every fag on the other team is overhealed.
>>531938395Every single class has a way to heal themselves
you can stomp lobbies without a medic
cope
>>531937793>Maybe they are fun when you're the one doing the stompingnah, they're boring for both sides.
I find games where my team is struggling but still trying to be the most fun.
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Have you played this?
>>531937479If that were the case, then I wonder why the owner of the company would be messaging me telling me I'm doing amazing being just as good as the best frozen manager in our company?
>>531938395Soldiers always pencil jump and leap away from their beam. Demos are either Demoknights or they're just bad at Demo. Heavies have no gamesense and they're too pussy to push in despite the fact that they've got 450 health. All these pocket choices are fucking God awful. The playerbase desperately needs a cleanse. If we can get these bottom scoring friendlies executed, that's a good start to making TF2 great again
>>531938907No no no
holy shit guys, they finally did it
>>531939147the shupo cosmetics...
>>531939252Arenโt they too young to drink alcohol
>>531939252GIVE THEM ALREADY I NEED THEMMMM
>>53193955916 is the legal alcohol age in some countries. Also it could just be grape juice
>>531937609is b4nny "washed'?
>>531939780b4nny hasn't washed in a long time
>>531937793Stomping is boring. Even spawn camping is boring if theyโre just trapped inside the whole time. Its fine if itโs revenge for the enemy team spawn camping you or something similar but otherwise I hate it when my team is just trolling and annihilating the other side. No fun
>>531937793unironically play sixes/pugs and only ever play with people your skill level
also what does your image have to do with tf2?
>>5319392522 weeks
It's coming
>>531943456>unironically play sixesno
>>531943515okay
also what does your image have to do with tf2?
>>531943729it's a reaction image. it doesn't need to be a tf2 image. tf2 reaction images are preferable, and I have quite a few, but shupo reactions are also good
now kys faggot
>>531943918you are not buff nor a little girl so it's a bad reaction image
I on the other hand am medic and gay for heavy so this is a good reaction image
comprende?
>>531944779actually i've seen him irl he loves wearing little girl clothing, and its not just to larp as the spy.
anime has won the marketplace of ideas!
>>531947228HOLY TRVKE
I think i'll play some dustbowl with my pocket medic slut kritzing me like a good girl.
>>531950579Why is everyone a demo
>>531951220he's uhh. the most suited to basketball
>>531939252>>531939565>>531943505Can't wait to see you cry when they don't get added.
NEW KINO ALERT NEW KINO ALERT
https://youtu.be/hAeRe0M8NJI
>>531884775 (OP)When did pubs get so skilled? Every game I join has multiple obese compies controlling the entire game. Was it covid? MYM? Pubs definitely weren't like this in 2015.
I will wait as long as it takes
>>531953242Anime isn't kino.
>>531953396nope. I don't typically get sweaty compies in my lobbies. but I also haven't played casual since last year so it might have changed
>>531953242the legacy of team fabulous 2... lives on
>>531953242>a bunch of little random interspersed skitskino, reminds me of the old days of gmod and newgrounds
The beep boy would be so kino if it changed the build menu like the pip boy does
Zestyโs server is lame.
Heโs a fence-sitting faggot who wonโt provide his audience with the experience every tf2 player secretly desires; a server with sniper completely banned.
Dustbowl is way more fun for blu than it is for red because you can backcap and then stop playing on dustbowl
>>531958139I don't desire that, Sniper's aren't a problem.
Iโm not taking my Gunboats off
I am Gunboats OโToole
>>531958139I don't like Zestry's server because every time I joined people treat it like a social server and yap more than play. Last time I joined someone told me I was tryharding on scout when I have like less than 10 hours on him just because I was playing the game.
>>531963965Sorry babe, the gunboats stay on during sex
>>531965301Zesty appeals to people who like TF2 as a concept more than as a game
indii
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What's his problem?
>>531966496>people who like TF2 as a concept more than as a gameThat's a disgusting concept. I think, historically, TF2 gameplay streams/videos have been incredibly unpopular because people would rather be playing the game than watching others play.
TF2 is the perfect online multiplayer experience because it embodies what I call the "weekend warrior" philosphy.
No commitments, no time gated nonsense, no bullshit. Pick up and play as much as you want, as long as you want.
Large teams with simple objectives encourage loose teamwork, everyone can contribute no matter how they play.
Relatively straightforward but distinct classes to play, no roster bloat or having to worry about a class being outclassed in three months time due to a new release.
Casual, community and competitive (lol) servers can be found. There's always a little bit of something that'll suit you fancy.
TF2 is *the* game for weekend warriors. Plug and play, frag out and have a good time. This is what online multiplayer should be.
>>531967020how long until people get tired of the 50th counter strike and tf2 clone
>>531967164in TF2! Preferably on ctf_pelican_peak.
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>>531967598right, sex with may on trade_goldenrodcity releasing my mad milk as part of the "partner taunt"
>>531966496those fuckers would just sit in spawn and yap to each other. Why even play tf2 at that point? Just go in a zesty discord chat or something.
>>531954646impressive floorshooting against people who refuse to look at you, soldier
>>531967020>>531967598Dude I love may so much, probably the first girl I ever had a crush on and it never left
One of the latest ways I've been having fun in this game is by clipping through walls in poorly built maps (i.e. Frontier) and either getting people stuck there or messing with the other team.
Evidently, there is still much to be learned about this craft, cuz I'd really wanna know how you could possibly get into *this* spot.
>>531968517For me it was Dawn, but I always fapped to May. It would be a fuck May marry Dawn kinda thing.
Just like Dawn's iconic hat became a TF2 meme.
>>531884775 (OP)spy sappin my sentry
>>531947312Sometimes I wish I knew what it would take to get a gf who plays tf2... I'm so jealous
>>531953242>smooth-shading on models that are designed to be flat/partially-flat shadedlow effort coal
>>531971886Rebuttal: if they were cel shaded they would look out of place next to the mercs, and they're intended to be inhabiting the same game world
Therefore: gem
>>531971886These guys wouldn't know the difference they're used to consuming slop, to them this is the highest form of cinema
>>5319532425/10 will never watch again
>>531905126>there are more dedicated mobster servers than dedicated koth or 5cp servers
>>531969009pretty sure you get banned for this now sadly, i used to do it a lot on borneo but i stopped when a friend of mine got banned after doing nothing but OOB exploits on frontier+borneo for a week
if you just do it occasionally you should be fine, but you have no idea at what point the speds at valve decide its time to ban you, if they decide to ban you at all.
be careful exploit fren
Night time is Sniper time
>>531978381Based Valve for once. They should demand mappers fix these exploits (or do it themselves) but banning exploiters is a bandaid solution that makes me happy.
>>531982424>They should demand mappers fix these exploits (or do it themselves)
>>531982662This one is nowhere near as bad.
>>531937609b4nny time is fucking retarded
>lets just extend the game an undeterminate amount of time because IT MIGHT be interesting instead of people knowing the game ends at 30 minutes>lets fuck up LAN schedules with an extra time that could literally last forever
>>531982662fucking over turtling engineers is ALWAYS a good thing
>>531982662map geometrteyrey is an exploit
>>531953242>stealing other videos>kino
>>531978381>>531982424valve is too lazy to ban over map exploits, the most they can do is ask map creator(s) to send a fix asap
>>531978381>OOB bugs on these maps have been known for years>Numerous reports sent to Valve and the mapmakers>They won't do anything about it>Instead Valve updates their TOS that doing exploits is a bannable offenseWhy are they like this
>>531970710it has to be a girl (male)
>>531966554zesty lives rent free in his head
went afk like 60 seconds on zestys servers and got banned, what the fuck is this uncle dane tier faggotry
>>531967164>>531970265https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>531968517You are such a pathetic loser.
>>531966554he's constantly trying to repent for ever interacting with Zesty just to appease his new connections
>>531999021You will never have any real sex.
>>531968517Forgot this one to the zased
>>531999021 list
The summer update is coming next week, right?
Surely...
>""""Summer"""" update
>End of July and it still hasn't released
Eric...
>>531999759I think we should move it to /vm/ as there's less anime there, problem is it's too late now and all the anime spammers here will follow.
>>531968249thank you anon I do my best
>>531978381Valve actually bans people for in-game exploits?
>>531999485Soon
Trust the plan
>>532001841TRUST.
>*smack*THE.
>*smack*PLAN.
>*smack*
>>532001994>>532002324>>532002441https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f_aXs0Oz5kI
I was gone for 3 years from this general
Anything cool happend?
>>532005024sorry i meant coal
>>532005024Aren't you just purplemisty
Or god forbid, dotsy
>>532004807I also came back recently after also having been gone for 2-3 years
the only thing I've noticed is there's more child porn than usual and people freaking out cause of the demoman being posted or something
also serverbrowser.tf is a thing now, shows you only vanilla servers
>>532005969People don't post porn here.
>>532005909I donโt know anything about those two ecelebs so Iโm 100% sure Iโm not either of them
>>531999759simply ignore the pedo spammers and talk about tf2, they good lord will work them out himself
>>531989343because they are insanely, unbelievably, obscenely, retarded.
>>532001615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjZGyBj9ZY
i didnt believe it was true since delfy is a notorious faggot, but it turned out to be true more than likely
>>532001615wrong video, my bad, this one is more relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_giVZYrHsIY
Zesty thinks the update is happening this week
He says that he has been told that the reason the update hasn't been released yet is because they are trying to fix the most recent epic exploit, but he said that he had no way to confirm that
HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN THE TV ON, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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>>532013304HOLY SHIT NO WAY. THE SEX UPDATE!
>>532012692Unironically everyone should stop listening to Zesty he's a dumb nigger that has no fucking clue what he's talking about.
>>532012692source: my crystal ball
>>532013613demo and normal pyro would have been better
>>532012692>yeah the update miiight happen today or this week and will have exploit fixesThis is so vague it makes Tyler McNiggers predictions look like insider info
>>532018803It's sunday, they're all spending time with their families and friends on this day of rest!
>>532018925I don't have any friends and I don't feel that connected to my family either..
>leaving the game on your 3rd death to avoid the dom
seething little BITCH
>>532019730I was just playing while waiting to find a VSH match bro
>>532019135Skill issue my friend, you probably could find middle ground to connect with family. As for friends, just be yourself you'll find em eventually.
>>531993719based chadsty
total afk death
For a/d maps valve should add a grace period between when point a is capped and when last can be capped. I just want to play engineer on dustbowl and unwind, not have some faggot scunt bonk behind our team and backcap after everyone forgets about him
>>532012692>the most recent epic exploitwhat exploit?
Man I love using bonk on dustbowl and backcapping. Makes engis seethe lol
>>532023986https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7389
>>531989343>recompile map and potentially break it more in the process >just ban griefersValve and being lazy are synonymous now.
What do we think about Don't Join Team RED anons? I like it.
habib is fucking awful on scout. Why didnโt b4nny try switching him on demo even once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRGcRfKvgEI
>>531884775 (OP)Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>enemy team has an amazing player
>he's super fun to fight and we have a bunch of intense battles during the match
>5 minutes before the match is over he types "fucking snipers" and suddenly leaves
Damn, they really do ruin every game
>>532032410His fault for being a shit player.
You will never get a summer update.
You will never get weapon rebalances.
You will never be a fempyro.
>>532032619Nothing in the game needs to be rebalanced.
>>532032703useless weapons like the sandman should be rebalanced
>>532032880The Sandman is one of the best weapons.
>>532032880You cannot rebalance the sandman without 1 of 2 things happen. the sandman becomes unfun to play against or the sandman loses its identity
me when i'm pushing the payload cart:
shuposhuposhuposhuposhupo
>>532033482What does that have to do with what I said?
>>532033717It already lost its identity the moment they removed the stun. it can't even combo with the cleaver anymore, which had become part of its identity too.
the sandman should absolutely be reworked into something else at this point, because right now it is a nothing weapon
are there any new training maps that you guys recommend?
>>532033937They should bring the stun back.
>>532033374bro's been hibernating since 2017
comics pyro > "fempyro" (fake gooner garbage)
>>532034581>comics pyro>good
I just got banned from the castaway chat.
I literally never posted there lol
>>532034581buff pyro > comics pyro > > > > > > literal shit > fempyro
>>532034581>Flanderized millennial writing pyroI am vomit
>>532032619>>You will never be a fempyro.I don't want to be fempyro I want to fuck fempyro. Big difference.
>Zesty banned the Short Circuit now
LMAO
>>532034581You mean the same comics that called her a woman? lmao
>>532034581fempyro > pyro > literal shit > retarded forced buff pyro the dude posts because the 18 year old idea of pyro being a woman upsets his gay mind
>>532032619They normally dont want to be fempyro, they just project the way they wish to dress/act onto her bro
>>532036702Banning items isn't based.
>>532036641incorrect
>>532036629>fempyro retards are illiterate and can't read more than 1 pageshocker
>>532036641Game pyro > comic pyro > vomit > piss > shit > pyro with secondary sex characteristics
Just because you coom to it doesnโt make your pyro any less retarded retard
>>532037617based factual pyro chad, not the delusional headcannon from the fempyro sissies
>>532036605>how DARE compGODS want to ban shitty weapons, it's not REAL TF2 if you do that>becomes a server owner and starts banning weapons
>>532036641they didn't deny it after that page... in fact they only continued it when they announced TFC pyro was also a woman. you lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s2Cts5P6Ok
>half the kills with the amby are sniping
>more than half the time the amby is out is to try to snipe
idk why zesty and everyone who seethes about the nerf are trying to rewrite history telling all these people who started playing during the pandemic that "nobody was using the old ambassador to snipe bro, trust"
anyone who complains about the nerf clearly did since if they truly were only using it on short range like you'd use the stock revolver then they wouldn't be bitching because they can still 102 in short range
These faggots in here cannot play pyro unless she's a woman, the concept of playing a burly strong man drives fear into their heart
>>532037617>>532037696Don't have to coom to it to acknowledge a fact. You retards stick your head in the sand and pretend the 500 times Valve called Pyro a woman never happened.
I had my normie friend read the comics recently and when he got to that page he immediately asked "is Pyro a woman?" and then when they showed TFC Pyro he was convinced. I've only seen this kind of autistic screeching that Pyro CAN'T be a woman from tf2g, nowhere else.
These faggots in here cannot play pyro unless he's a man, the concept of playing a sexy strong woman drives fear into their heart
>>532037841That was clearly a joke and the comic never really confirms pyroโs sex either way.
>>532037841Female TFC pyro was a retcon thougheverbeit
>>532037841actual retard lol.
this is the next page. soldier never said pyro was menstruating, the thing he also knew was honey being on the plane. Him calling out Pyro was to just tell him to stop blocking the door
soldier has worked with pyro for years. wouldn't you think he knows pyro's sex? He would ask pyro if he's menstruating, but he obviously isn't cause he's a he
>>532038119what does the tfc team have to do with tf2?
>>532038229>That was clearly a jokeAfter the 20th "pyro is a girl" joke you have to start asking questions about why they keep doing it and not just calling it a joke
>>532038309It was enough to catch Pyro off guard and make them nervous, and Soldier finishing his sentence doesn't mean it wasn't meant to be a hint.
>wouldn't you think he knows pyro's sex?No, he's retarded like you. He doesn't even know Heavy is from Russia.
>what does the tfc team have to do with tf2?They're there in the comics with them you actual retard. Tell me you didn't read the comics without telling me you didn't read the comics.
>>532038119I literally do not care if pyro is a woman. I care when people put fat tits or give them muscles or other weird shit then complain about the other side doing it because it doesnโt fit their coomer vision of pyro.
>>532038547> It was enough to catch Pyro off guard and make them nervousabsolute copium. you got called out for being retarded and you're doubling down by moving the goalposts
>They're there in the comics with them you actual retardtell me again. what does the sex of a completely different person have to do with the sex of pyro?
hurr durr pyro is a man cause lincoln was the first pyro hurr durr
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>>532038358Yes they play into the idea that pyro could be anything under there. They might not even be human. But doing that doesnโt prove anything either way.
Damn, Pyro looks like this!?
>>532038882You're the only dumbass that assumed soldier finishing his sentence somehow contradicts "didn't deny it." They didn't deny it after that page. That's what I said. No goalposts were moved.
>tell me again. what does the sex of a completely different person have to do with the sex of pyro?As the other guy said it was a retcon. They literally would not have revealed TFC Pyro to be a woman if Pyro wasn't hinted to be a woman for 18 years (and you're retarded if you think they just randomly decided to make TFC Pyro a woman with no precedent otherwise)
>>532038880>>532039075That's fair, I don't care if people think pyro is a man or a woman, the issue I have is with some autist sticking his head in the sand and swearing he CAN'T be a woman. Or calling the idea "fake"
Damn, Pyro looks like this!?
>>532039330There was nothing to deny you fucking retarded. soldier didn't accuse of anyone being a woman
>They literally would not have revealed TFC Pyro to be a woman if Pyro wasn't hinted to be a womanhurrity durr pyro is a president in the tf2 universe. They wouldn't have revealed abraham lincoln being pyro otherwise. hurr durr im retarded and think pyro is a woman
> you're retarded if you think they just randomly decided to make TFC Pyro a womanthey randomly made demoman black. and alyx blasian. They fill everything they do with dei shit. I'm surprised they haven't filled the game with rainbow shit yet
>>532040053>There was nothing to deny you fucking retarded.>fucking retardedIronic.
>soldier didn't accuse of anyone being a womanBut Pyro still took it as an accusation... and then Pyro didn't protest and no one called him a man after that. It was meant to be a hint. You have the media literacy of a squirrel.
The rest of your post is unhinged schizo rambling so I accept your concession.
>>532039289>no burn scarsOtherwise pretty good
>>532040540>But Pyro still took it as an accusationI don't know how you see this as anything other than copium
pyro didn't say anything
>>532039891>no burn scarsOtherwise pretty good
>>532040647Pyro's clearly shocked when they hear the first part of Soldier's statement... bro can't read body language
>>532040647>>532040053nta but they very clearly wanted you to think pyro was a woman on that page, even as a fake out. the page ends very deliberately on that accusation before you find out on the next page what he was saying. the idea gets planted and they never do the same thing with calling him a man afterwards
>>531967813They cant cuz Zesty got rid of his discord so they use the tf2 servers as a discord server
He who shall not be named is shitposting right now
>>532040760You'd be shocked to if I said your full name right now
Damn, Pyro looks like this?!
>>532041051I mean, yeah, if you got it right I would be. And then if you continue on your sentence and say "get out of the way so I can eat the honey" it would be on the same level as that comic page but only I would know you got it right... much like pyro's gender...
Damn, Pyro looks like this?!
>>532041431honestly that's the best fempyro design U've seen yet
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Pyro is cannonically permanently stuck mentally as a child, the only reason people would want her to be a female is because they're pedophiles or view themselves as him.
>>532041617that's a hell of a lot of projection there bro... just because pyro's schizophrenic and sees rainbows doesn't mean they're mentally a child
>>532032703>>532033374Absolutely shit take. Almost as shit as the gaspasser.
>>532037890>animals endlessly complain about sniper>cheer when the biggest counter gets patched out of the gameused to have a ton of fun decloaking outside audible range and sending these faggots into a panic when they take a fat -102 from an angle that isnt directly in front of them.
>>532036605>nowBrother that shit has been banned for almost 2 months.
>>532041132pyro is NOT a whitoid
>>532036605someone needs to ask the explosive class question, theyve gotten away with it for too long.
>>532036605MY SERVERS ARE VANILLA AND IF YOU BAN WEAPONS YOU ARE PLAYING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE FROM THE VANILLA GAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>532036605Is he just banning one weapon at a time to see the reaction or what
Pyro
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>/tf2g/tards STILL don't get that there's no definitive answer on whether Pyro is male or female and that's the joke
>>532045876There is MatPat told me like 10 years ago.
I always forget Demo has a beard.
Like in my mind facial hair is a cosmetics thing and the default mercs are all clean shaven.
>>532046446https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/76/Demoman_dominationscout07.wav
>>532004807Come back in like a week after the update,
more non-fags will have returned.
>>532042115wtf are you talking about? sniper was the least affected class by ambyfags
>>532046060>trying to measure proportions in a game with cartoony proportions>trying to measure hands when everyone has giant hands>trying to measure both proportions and hands on a character in a baggy suit with giant gloves on giant handsHe was retarded then and he's retarded now
>>531889151shuriken could be fun
it has nothing to do with scout though
>>532048031Even though theyโre cartoony, they still follow male/female proportions theyโre just exaggerated. Miss Pauline doesnโt have the proportions that the mercs have for example. I still donโt think Pyro has a confirmed gender but itโs not too far fetched to use measurement since the art style still follows some logic.
>>531889151climbing pickaxe
>>532053463Ms. Pauling is purposefully meant to be petite so she's not a good example. If Zhanna was in the game she'd have a similar width and hand size to the Soldier (she's already drawn that way in the comics). That of course is putting aside the fact that Pyro's wearing a baggy hazmat suit and trying to measure shoulders from the ends of the suit and the glove fingers is retarded and tells you nothing.
b4nny got fucked again? dog gamn
its time for a trainee viva
>slowly pushing through jump_academy
>Most of time just end up using bog standard dive bombing rocket jump because pubs don't play medic.
Gunboats help but I kinda hate not having banner or shotgun.
>>532054301Benny is officially real. We did it.
New week. New hope bros
Update will surely come in the following days
>>532056041what are you getting exited for, its just more community dump slop
>>532056405Some hopefully good bug fixes and to hopefully laugh at mobstercels
>>532054142Zhanna is kinda a bad example because sheโs a OC donut steel comic only character not made by the original designer. But even if we do wanna use her, her hands are not the same as soldiers in the comics. Im not sure where you got that. And despite her bulky exaggerated look she still has feminine features.
>>532056918>her hands are not the same as soldiers in the comics. I said similar, not the same. In most pics she's drawn with similarly sized hands, like in this cover art it's almost exactly the same (Soldier's hand is on the right).
>And despite her bulky exaggerated look she still has feminine features.Yes the point I'm making is that hand size isn't a good metric in this art style. And measuring shoulder size is retarded when you can't see Pyro's real shoulders. Both things MatPat did.
/tf2g/ really loves to talk about fictional females
>>532058965just like purple mysty!
>>532058965sex with this fictional character (in TF2)
>>532058965im going to invent a fictional penis in my mind and put it in your actual ass
>>532058965Non-fictional females don't matter
>jew meme profile pic
What did he mean by this?
>>532063740why are you watching a confirmed cheater?
I stopped going on here in 2022
I'm glad this place is still a massive pile of shit
>>532065264That's like your opinion man
>>532065264Did you come back hoping it was good again?
I had a dream that I was sitting at a table and Eric came and brought a box of pink cookies and he started eating them but wouldn't let me have one. When he was done he got up and said he was finished with work for the day but before he left he told me the isn't happening until August.
>>532065768You can always try again in another three years
>>532066427In fairness I never really thought this place was good, just less cancerous than r/tf2 and r/tf2shitposerclub
>>532054301Not in this universe
>>532066676It was genuinely good in 2019. I had avoided it for a year when 2018 got so bad I couldn't stand it anymore. For some reason when I came back a year later it was always on topic and people were playing with each other again. But then it's like the next year the pandemic fucked everything up and everything started getting worse again which it never recovered from.
hi tf2g i haven't been here in awhile but i wanted to know what you think of this bird i made
>>532067576I think it's very cute anon
>>532067576What is it? a blue water warbler?
>>532054380who is this anime
>>532067576burdin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzMj2q2zu8
>>532068682It's just a simple bluebird, inspired by the Bukowski poem. I'm not a good texture artist so I kept this version simple with intention to redo it eventually. I want to give it a whiter crest like its namesake
>>532027368Being named YD and being a Romanian pedophile are also synonymous.
>>532066676It is funny that as much as a shithole /v/ is you can still get some good tf2 threads. Probably because itโs less permanent than a general
>>532067576>>532069276Very cute. I like to think the poem describes the mercs very much
>>532071684Yellow Dice is based tho
>>532073874No he isn't, he's a pedophile.
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I have no idea who [E-Celeb] is but I will say mean things about him/her/it to make people emotionally distressed (because for some reason that always happens) on 4channelโs /tf2g/ thread, located within the confines of /vg/.
I want to pour water on this paper thing.
>532076784
Bro you talk about zesty like every day
>>532076784>>532077021I'm gonna pour a different liquid on it
>>532073874Who dat ? Some server regular?
>>531921080holy moral fag lol, plebbit is that way nigger
>>532076784zesty was right and he saved TF2
>zesty was right and he saved TF2
Sasuga, Zesty-sama
>>532078224>Yellowdice, posts here as YD>is banned off most popular TF2 community servers for his open pedophilia in the form of child porn objectors> is also a filthy fucking romanian gypsy tinker fuck> joined Kiwifarms to complain about his numerous bans from servers for child porn> Kiwifarms told him to fuck off and invest in rope, and rightfully so, so he left the forum and never came back
>>532077110Thatโll kill it so and finally get rid of it so thatโs acceptable
>>532080832I didn't say I cared about mocking his death nigga I was calling out his own hypocrisy
lrn2read before you respond to posts from a day ago
>>531936764last time i saw you in game you had someone. how do you always lose them?
tf2g would never create so much soul
>>532088202It looks like it's burnt on the bottom
>>532088409that's the side
>>532088513>pyro is the action figure but no one else isgoogle images sovl
>>532086936>niggayeah, you def have to go back nigger lmao
>>532088202>>532088513Nice.
I wish my loved one did tf2 related stuff for me bros
>pyro is most likely a gay man because he's mentally ill
That was pretty based ngl. How did he get away with it?
I hope my /tf2g/ friends make me a shupo cake for my birthday this year...
>>532054380keep at it anon. gunboats is so much better than shotgun or banner it's not even close
the biggest advantage in tf2 is being able to pick your fights. Jump out when it's a losing battle, jump in to secure a pick
simple bog standard dive bombs works unreasonably well, but I really wouldn't skip out on your pogos and syncs. syncs just means you can damage sync so much easier and pogos are really good for rollouts
>>532089901>>532054380example of picking your fight
just get 300 damage for basically free
>>532090673I really wish we had a strange variant.
>>532088202In 2010 my mother got a printed cake topper for a cake she made themed around the game I was playing at the time and included my screenname on it with a message. I feel sad thinking about it now
Pyro is a mumbling abomination!
>>532091679i would say I hope to god no one knows my alias but I'm pretty sure all my friends and family know it and that I also play tf2
>>532089413Better be careful calling pyro a man. Youโre gonna cause pyro gender truther to have another melty. I donโt know if their heart can handle more than one a day.
>>532093747>poorly edited fempyro modelyou're living a lie buddy, deal with it
femboy culture is such cancer
>>532094280Itโs hilarious when you realize itโs just full of man children who are too scared of real women but also too scared to go full gay.
>>532094502hemale
>>532094571feminine is straight
>>532094805>feminine is straightno it ain't fagola
>>532094280I agree. Pyro logs around a heavy fuselage as well as a heavy flamethrower like it's nothing. Just mechanically it doesn't make sense for him to be anything but a 240lb 20% body fat hunk of a man
>>532095016literally male
>>532095016>csarphongmail
>>532095047I guess that also explains why he doesn't have recoil for an air blast
These airblasts are powerful enough to launch people several feet. Newton's "equal and opposite reaction" law says he's probably bracing really hard
i will fuck every rendition of pyro
>>532095195literally female
>>532095362paying him money to force your fetish on him 1 time doesn't change that he draws women
>>532095567this but only the women
not the faggy femboy shit just the women
can killing pyros be considered misogyny?
>>532096121yes
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0a/Demoman_dominationpyro02.wav
>>532096304de_nile
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/65/Sniper_revenge17.wav
>>532097094cool thumbnail, fag
faggot spam needs to stop
girl pyro poster can stay though
>>532098537is what fempyro has, yes.
nice fempyro model, sad they mutilated it
>>532098603just boys hanging out
>>532098851just girls hanging out
>>532098964promiscuous boy
>>532099463promiscuous girl*
>>532099787you're the only one in denial buddy, you're posting poorly edited fempyros and in the closet about liking women
you're the one that needs to admit it
why do faggots always have to let everyone know how gay they are
>plays a game literally rife with faggots and trannies, all normal people moved on in the 2010's
>wuuuuh youre a faggot not me
nope
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>>532100484>NOOOOO just let fags and trannies take over your game! stop resisting!
>>532100484it's funny to me that you think your kind are in the majority
bed breaking sex with pyro
>>532101384this but female pyro specifically
>>532101456you wouldnt mating press this?
>>532101661no way fagola
now stop posting already
>>532101849sorry, misclicked
meant for
>>532101661
>>532101909sorry, misclicked
meant for
>>532101661
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>>532102049fuck off homo you're not me
its crazy how froyo doesn't even effortlessly roll the lans anymore.
i remember the days when you'd never see a quoted post in an entire thread. its so over for us its like it never even began.
>>532104476that was pretentious and homosexual
>>532104476that was the discord ERP days though. humanposting is rightfully dead like I hope human is
i have no idea who that person is
>>532105095>doesn't even know who human was but looks fondly upon his erp posting styleyou are also why we sometimes called it "monkeyposting"
suimase!
eto....
updetto desu ka?
>>532105170Fempyro fag started doing meant for posting.
>>532110654"meant for" goes back decades and isn't a /vg/ thing newfag
time to carry two cities cuties
I prefer fempyro because I want to be her
>>532105045I'm surprised 26 is still mucking about to this day
that tweet doesnt even exist, there is no proof it ever existed
>>532114241the original did exist, this is a parody meme featuring the demoman from team fortress 2 :)
>>532088202wow you are really young how come you are not in a gacha coomslop general posting your cum cake
>>531884775 (OP)>another dogshit off topic edit lmfao, classic
>>532114196given the previous topic discussion, this image is funny and owns the femboypyro and transfempyro spam
pyro is a balding fat man who wants to be a girl
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>>532091679cute. what game was it, anon?
Update today
Maybe tomorrow
Trust the plan
>>532041431>Looks like crazy ventiIt's sad people even play this game. Even more sad when I find out there's a general for it on here
I can't aim/1v1/melee fight so Medic is pretty much perfect for me and I think I'm pretty decent at it. I very rarely have people complain about me, which is how I know I'm doing a good job
>>532123486It's taking too long
>Update today
>Maybe tomorrow
>Trust the plan
b3nny 3rd place on RGL Lan in philly
>>532005969>also serverbrowser.tf is a thing now, shows you only vanilla serversisnt it your site? cool stuff
>>531975284happens with every new mode, there were dedicated arena servers for a year or two after arena came out, just for the novelty i guess
>>532111147Okay fempyro fag.
um we're supposed to be arguing about team fabulous enough of this pyro bickering
>>532127392stop replying to yourself
I have this gut feeling hoping they don't add that Mobster VIP mode shit to the game. I hate them adding OC's to the game who aren't some halloween boss monster or some rando announcer voice.
>>532128274Yeah it's my site. I don't bring it up that much cause it doesn't matter who I am, I just want to do something nice for the community
the RGL season is almost over and hopefully I should be able to squeeze in more time working on the site afterwords
>>532130164its pretty good so far anyway, the only issue is servers getting through into the wrong category when they change their purpose
also how come theres 360 servers when i use the "mvm" search term on the map field, but only 37 when i actually go to the MvM category? Wouldnt it be easier to simply program the MvM category to just use the "mvm" search term on the map field ?
Why does pyro's hammer exist
>>532131009>the only issue is servers getting through into the wrong category when they change their purposeI think that is a major issue yeah. But there's a ton of small detailing on the site missing out as well. Like "you can't see a server's current map/player count on the view server info page", no way to connect, add to favorites, blacklist from the server page as well
>mvmi promised an anon that'd be the next fix but I kinda haven't really worked on the site since then
the only category that has servers automatically placed in it is vanilla. every other server goes into a admin view for me to categorize it
The bazaar of brains has deemed today be the day for update.
>>532128073ZAMN look at that b4lly
b4nny's so hungry he could a teammate hahah...
>>532132758b4ddie needs to hit the gym
Leukemia isn't always terminal, i know of another YouTuber that had it when he was a kid and is still alive today.
If the TF2 devs weren't in a coma, they'd do something based like TF2 x Factorio collab and give Engie a bunch of new toys to coincide with the automation games sale. Imagine a laser sentry or flamethrower sentry from Factorio in TF2.
>>532127564This made me realize that someone is going to try to force a Jackenstein cosmetic for Halloween this year.
>>532137049with custom voice lines "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG MAGGOTS!"
>>531929843Live Action TF2
Soldier: Bruce Willis (dementia is part of the character arc now)
Demoman: Denzel Washington
Heavy Weapons Guy: The Rock (just because hes huge), maybe Jason Statham if he puts some weight
Engineer: Tommy Lee Jones when he was younger, or another texan white guy
Sniper: Anyone lean and slightly above average height with a kinda long face who can do sideburns
>>532140438The entire site is dead. I suspect the 20 minute captcha was the straw that broke the camel's back for a lot of people.
>>532140801what 20 minute captcha?
>>532140801what 20 minute captcha?
>>532140438Because there's no point in discussing anything since Valve won't do shit anyways.
The best you can hope for is arguing over mundane garbage no one actually gives a fuck about and the occasional clip that'll get like 4 reactions at best.
Oh boy can't wait for my new maps and hats that do absolutely nothing for the game except keep this corpse of a community marching
whats your preffered posture while playing TF2?
>>532141659people should discuss community content, community projects, mods, instead of sucking up to valve while valve does literally nothing and doesnt fix known bugs that have been reported for years now
For me for example, playtesting TF2 Classic or new maps for TF2 (high quality ones) is one of my favorite activities, but people on this thread mostly ignore, if not outright dislike these activities
>>532141859What if I tried posting content for a community-created Heavy vs. Spy Update because Valve couldnโt do it themselves?
Theres a mass wave of new players, what would you do?
>Act all indignant. Valve created this game for you alone. Now all these new kids are coming along and ruining your fun. Bitch, whine, complain about every little thing. Some guy just got a lucky shot on you? Must be a n00b. Make sure the entire server knows about it, and preferably every forum you can think of.
>Point out your superiority. Tell everyone that youโve had the game installed since the start of beta. Thats a pretty big head start. If you do the maths, it obviously equates to about 5000% more skill than someone who has only had the game on their system for an hour. You have the power of life and death over them, which you will exercise if they donโt bow to you as a god.
>More generic point wh*ring. Keep on sniping and laying down turrets. If some n00b manages a lucky shot and takes you out, see #1. Objectives always were, and still are irrelevant.
>Defense stack! Everyone knows that CTF maps arenโt designed to be won, but as a test of will. Its kinda like soccer. The perfect form has both teams camped up in their own base awaiting the other team to never attack. The loser is the team that has to pee, or falls asleep. Whichever comes first.
1/2
>>5321454702/2
>Call for nerfs/buffs. If a certain class is owning you, its an obvious sign of a defective, unbalanced game design. Youโve played 3 weeks, and youโre a veteran player that knows best. Jump on the forums and demand affirmative action from the devs right away!>Decry nerfs/buffs. If they devs do listen to player feedback, and actually do implement changes, they are obviously wrong. Complain and make them change the game back.>Misunderstand the classes. Obviously the pyro should be able to take on a sniper in the open, and the scout should be able to outgun a heavy. The flawed game design is stopping you play at your best. See #5 and Demand action!>Claim that feature X will hurt competitive gameplay. Everyone knows its all about the pro clan games. If something in the game makes that more difficult then its time to start a forum flame war.>Claim that feature Y will hurt public server casual gameplay. Everyone knows its all about the casual public games. If something in the game makes that more difficult then its time to start a forum flame war.>Remind everyone how much better it was โback in the dayโ. Three weeks ago during beta, things were different. It rained unicorn giggles, cats and dogs lived happily together, and players danced merrily into the long summer evenings. Everything was good. Now, everything is bad. The only thing different is the n00bs joining. Make sure everyone knows this. If possible try to maintain a clique of like minded players, and mock any who dare approach.
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What should I do with it?
>>532140801It's only 2 minutes and once you have done it you don't need to do it again.
>>532145745shut up that doesn't fit the narrative shut up shut up
>>532147741Are fursuits baggy to hide bodyfat or something
>>532147741What drives a man to become a furry?
>>532149665A furry that enjoys just smut, one thatโs lost all shame and has become a fursuit furry, or anything in the middle of the two, stem from the same source.
Which is just watching cartoons or playing video games with funny anthro characters while having a severe porn addiction. Eventually the long exposure from both these sources will overlap, and it especially doesnโt help if Amy Rose on screen is flashing her panties every damn moment too.
>>532151090Sex with Cream
Cream the rabbit
>>532151090>>532151187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>532151187I was talking about Amy but I donโt have a reaction image of her on hand so I used Cream but yeah sure go for it tiger
>>532133906The bazaar of brainstorms has deemed this to be true
>>532145745It was 15 minutes for a long time.
>>532146013If the long captchas aren't killing the site, I don't know what is. The anon die off is truly unprecedented. /v/ used to have numerous threads hit bump limit in an hour, now you're lucky to see a dozen replies on hour old threads. This place is a fucking ghost town.
>>532153112This isn't /v/.
>>532153225I brought /v/ up because it's one of the fastest boards on this site. Its death is emblematic of the site as a whole.
is this what everybody's page1 looks like?
spycicle buff
>activated spycicle disappears after 1 backstab instead of melting instantly
>(you still get the fire immunity etc instantly, just that you are allowed one backstab during it)
thoughts? this "pyro spraying flames in a 360 around the payload cart" is retarded and this way spycicle has an actual use
>>532154696no cause im f2p
>>532154840>Trying to reduce pyro's effectiveness against sneak manBAD BOY BAD
BAD BAD BAD BOY
NOW GO SIT IN YOUR CORNER AND HAVE YOUR SAPPERS DESTROYED EVEN THOUGH YOU KILLED THEIR ENGI
Fucking pussy, just swap to shotgun soldier like Valve intended
>>532145709buy valves new deckard
Medics should gain unique buffs when fed Heavyโs lunch box items, and the buffs should also stack infinitely too.
>>532147741>5'6>fatwow b3nny (formerly b4nny) is me
Bird
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
Where is it?
>>531884775 (OP)>thread is offtopic ecelebs, pedophiles and reaction figuresAbrams won. Deadlock won. TF2 lost.
new gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqOpoX9hE0k
I know YER is cool, but what's stopping the victim from telling everyone 'spy as me!'? Especially in maps with long spawn times.
>>532164469it's not a comp match so a lot of people just won't, alt-tabbing when they die for instance
>>532164469anon, stop trying to dissuade communication and teamwork
>>532164469Chainstabs and confusing the enemy team. If the spy can be one of multiple people, the team would have trouble deciphering just which one he is. Do they risk wasting twice as much ammo to try to kill the spy or do they risk more debate, getting team members killed, and adding to the confusion?
dragon fury is so fucking tryhard
>>532164469Who the fuck is "me"? Instead of making the team double check to see who it was that opened up their mic, asking twice to hear it back, looking at the scoreboard, find their name, finally get to see the class that they were pla-- oh they got backstabbed now
Never say "Spy as me". Say "Spy Medic" or whatever fucking class you are
>>532164826>>532164762Well, once when I was YERing RED in Dustbowl's last stage they slowly but surely began to change to Pyro. We won, but I shit you not I got jumpscared by THREE Pyros.
>>532154840Why not just give it back its โsilent killerโ stat? It has no use when pitted against a team without pyros.
spy buff:
give spy a rocket launcher, 200 hp, slower movement speed, and remove the disguise kit + invisibility
>>532165368>mad because badA tale as old as time
the line for the level one teleporter that takes you 5m away from spawn
>>532166885>switch classes to upgrade tele to lvl 3>the exit gets destroyed almost immediately afterwards >mfw
UPDAAAATE...
UPDATEEEEEE...
that one engi on 5cp WE CAPPED THE POINT? GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM ten seconds later WE LOST THE POINT GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM GOTTAM
>>532167112you did good, son, real good
>>532140438>>532140801>>532141859>>532144503You want to know why this website died? You don't. You'll ignore literally anyone saying anything remotely close to the truth because it'll hurt you, because it'll remind you that you - as a 4chan user, as has always been true for 4chan users since Moot and Snacks were here, long before I was even *born* [2005; started using in 2017] - are a fucking loser, and you are yet to accept that and start fixing it.
4Chan died because it became a slough of retards. The same kind of retard that comprised the "woke"-SJW college feminist crowd that made Leftism look utterly shit to most people in especially the North American world after Occupy Wall Street. A retard defined by its refusal to actually accept new evidence and integrate it into a changing worldview; the consequence of an arrested psychology, where one's life is framed within an unchanging worldview, and everything observed and experience is bastardized and twisted and perverted into roundabout evidence towards said worldview. That is to say, in commietranny definitions, *a literal fascist.*
Do you really fucking think having to wait 10 minutes 2 minutes to post on the fucking 4chang per session killed the website? Are you unwilling to consider the fact that this thread is, time after time after time for the past how many fucking years, nothing but people posting borderline child porn, the same 12 memes, the same 20 catchphrases, going in circles like a dog chasing its own tail to debate the same subjects with the same talking points with absolutely zero OC or development in culture? If not, then you're *exactly why this website died you fucking moron!* No, it can't ever be (You), it can't ever ever be the board culture being about as stagnant as the hiroshimoot's crusty gook nutsack. It's got to be something else entirely, the trannies, or the mods, or the diarrhea niggers or whatever the fuck.
>>532169921This pattern of behaviour, of denying every piece of fucking evidence imaginable to come to the proper truthful conclusion, and therefore actually implement solutions that'll work and lead to legitimate improvement, stopped in 2017. It stopped with Reddit invading. That's when the site's culture irreparably changed.
Can you guess what happens when you mix a bunch of then-teenage-to-twenty year old millennials, losers who were beaten down by life, who see themselves as part of an "outsider" clique where they trust their fellow outsiders, people whom hold a natural subservience in them, and then you take them and you put them in the same room as deluded and scared and lead-poisoned baby boomers, all the while there's a brewing movement in response to basically an inverted-bizzaro version of mentally ill baby boomers and mentally ill millenials? You get /pol/. You get a place where people are constantly screaming "TRUMP SHARTING IS FINALLY HERE, TRUMP SHARTING AGAINST ALL THE QUEERS" over and over and over and over again, and (You), the submissive [in-denial] millenial-earlyzoomshit, eat it up like a goddamn pig.
Look at /pol/ right now. There is a board full of desperate sad people, some old and dying and delusional from a lifetime of poison and spoils, some younger and afraid unto death after a lifetime of rejection, trying to defend Donald J. Trump; a self-admitted pedophile whom was best friends with the late Joseph Epstein, as this like "white-arya saviour against the pedophile elite". They are fucking retarded and driven by a groupthink you'd only see in a 2015 college campus.
This delusional groupthink has spread to the rest of the board, because everyone here is secretly a faggot tranny or at the very least is a straight dude whose supposed to follow and not fucking lead, and has been lead by absolute retards and feds for the past like almost decade.
hereโs an update for ya:
my ass!
thanks for the input, grok
>>532170487Let me establish that I was here since those days that the site was ruined. I was there helping with the Tumblr raid of 2017 or 2018. I was amongst the community that shilled CosmicCraft and the fucking Yellow Rebellion of /b/.
We all ended up being trannies. Those few who weren't? They weren't into /pol/shit. They didn't have time to care about fucking niggers and trannies; they were having sex with actual women and enjoying their lives.
While I was being mocked for having a tiny fucking ribcage compared to others in these communities, literally everyone was repressing their tranniness. We were all torturing ourselves for an imaginary man. And that same thing is what everyone here is doing.
When you post fucking shitty drawn child pornography, you're engaging in a strange latent cuckoldry where you know that you're not hot nor rich nor connected enough to get underaged pussy [I fucked a 13 year old at 14, not worth it desu]. All of you fucking faggots live in a constant vicarious tranny-tier cuckoldry where your favourite strongman, be it Donnie or some other fucking pundit for your shitty beliefs, gets all into some underaged bitch's pants, and you cheer it on as "durrhr based" because daddy is making you cum. That is all this fucking board is, and it's worse because it's all buried under 30 layers of ironic detachment because you're all afraid of actually being the weak male that you have been shamed out of even remotely associating with.
That's why this website is dead. The same way a nuclear reactor explodes. A series of shitty lies, catching up to their creator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLpipxoF7s
What is shounic even doing anymore
Joshie just brought me a big pink cookie. Update postponed indefinitely.
@grok please give me the aforementioned explanation without the Reddit spacing that immediately outs me as a tourist, I need to fit in saaar
>>532149665the welcoming gay community
https://youtu.be/zOLpipxoF7s?si=rPcTF2dwn3tgdlhM
brickmains wya
>>532171219>twitter>ai>in>specifici
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>>532171042Doing something fun based on something a developer said in a joking manner.
Which is at least more interesting than whatever Solar and Zesty did with their comp autism imo
>>532171649you were so desperate to make your post you couldn't even see someone already posted that video five minutes prior to you
>>532147741why is one of his eyes staring into my soul
Seymour, the fort is on fire!
>>532171219It's not reddit spacing it's just paragraphs, it makes text much easier to read without hurting the eyes.
>>532172062Nah i skimmed the thread for repeats and posted it first but got captcha blocked
>>532169921>2017 newfag thinks himself an expert on 4chanstopped reading there
>>532172775Us 2017 geriatrics qualify for veteranโs discount.
>>532173439post election nu-newfags will never be veterans
What class/loadout lets me experience this?
holy shit eric finally did it
>>532174514how many times can one person add applejack into the game
>>532174514https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=244390
> it's real
Copy and pasting slop from the workshop takes time, please understand if we release the summer update when summer is almost over :)
Applejack is actually one of the best ctf maps and itโs only disliked because retards think itโs a pastel-coloured equines reference and they have colorful horses derangement syndrome
goodbye bongnons oh and everyone else guess no more tf2 for you guys soon
>>532175129UK gobernment and soon the EU blocking internet access without an ID
s0y
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thats ok I have an ID
>>532176121sorry sir you're under arrest for posting on a terrorist website
boss
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>>532175964To a new class! To the Mobster! Salute!
>>532176291There aren't any terrorists here.
ERIC HID HIS TF2 STATS
IT'S FUCKING OVER
Deploy a Summer Update here
>>532176648just like there's no porn here
tuesday for sure.................................
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I think it's time to move on from TF2.
>>532178172Shut up avatar fag
>>532178223stop giving him attention its what he wants
>>532178330I will kill any man that tries to take this from me
>>532178330staring me and my dragon dildo
What should the next OP be?
>>532178676the patch notes
>>532178676ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>532178676fempyro obviously
>>5321786763rd place b3nny edition
>>532178676my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>532178676Touhou Fortress thread
>piped someone
>they flew into my unrelated sticky trap
>detonate them mid air
Demo finally clicked and now all the other power classes feel boring in comparison.
eheheh this guy's name is U SUX
An update... Has arrived!
>>532183101Damn you Merasmus! I am going to crap in your little cart!
>>532178676a porn theme thread
>>532183997Anime girls = cringe
>>532184349no theyre not sister.
>>532184349just because you prefer anime boys doesn't mean anime girls are cringe
>>532184630I don't prefer animations to reality.
Finna make the next thread.
>>532185201no u wont... liar
>>532185201Then it will be deleted just like the rest. And just like the majority of the fl*yds in this thread were deleted.
The marketplace has rejected you.
>>532185265I will, I have already got an image ready.
>>532185365no floyds have been deleted, you rejecting =/= everyone silly billy
>>532185365Shup up white boy
>>532184756nobody said anything about preferring reality to animations, anon
>>532185496>no floyds have been deletedlmao
>>532185645good one sister, i think its neat how you save every post that gets deleted, you really showed him
>>532185767>make a claim>get proven false>immediately move the goalpostsall of the day bro
>>532185773Funny considering I managed to get a thread removed before and I might even do it again if I have to.
>>532185827I'm not that anon nor arguing with you, you're freaking out over me congratulting you for your dedication to tf2g, it's admirable
>>532185938I'm not freaking out... I scrolled up and took a screenshot of the removed images in 2 seconds
don't take it so personally sister
>>532186023You're taking it personally, you took a sincere compliment negatively... yikes
>>532185921here you are anon
>>532185925bro considers himself hot shit when he got a thread posted 2 hours later removed like he has some super power
meanwhile every duplicate floyd thread gets deleted
>>532186138it's not bait, it's really a turn on when a person spends all day caring about fl*yd posts, it really is just so hot i'm sure anyone could agree!
>>532186225>Bro voted his opinion 9 times
mmmmmmm pink cookies...................................
Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!
>>532186282erm theyre ip protected, that site cannot be fooled bro!
>>532186282there was VPN blocking and IP checking on... if everyone secretly liked your shit they would use your threads but they don't
you lost, sister
>>531947312this is so hot we need more waifu x demo!
>>532186553this one was posted first... I'm going here
>>532186225reminder that floydtard actually claimed that he voted for himself in that poll (obvious lie lol)
>>532186708the other floydshit thread is also early... at least this one is not floydshit
>>532186553>>532186548>didn't even update news with the latest summer update
>>532187417there was no summer update today, you got trolled
>>532187987I'm playing it right now???
(you)
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