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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw

>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 15 1.003.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/601909716088521243
Jul 16 1.003.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284

this is a non-tranime thread

toasting in the correct bread

This one.

botGODs won
RRchads won
anime won
Discord won
poortugal muttgyppoid lost

Ahhhhh yes....
*Snuggles in, cracks open liberty beer, takes a big sip*
Nothin like sitting in the real Helldivers thread, eh bros?

Datamining in 1st week of release reveal all leader of SuperEarth and Helldivers are Indian. All female children are given to the Indian Helldiver leaders.

warp pack > supply pack > everything else

>bots are... le HARD

d10 jungle bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242692920608/76561198036215897

>>532037168
is this fucking true?

Add a guided primary I love the Warrant but it has too little ammo (or just add secondary attachments already for fucks sake). Also MAKE THE GYROJET PROJECTILES ACT LIKE THEY DO IRL WHERE THEY SPEED UP NOT SLOWDOWN WITH DISTANCE

>nooo the map is too dark! How can I see anything?!?!?!?
>equip a f-flashmight?!?! but muh .1% ergonomics! How can I put my COD skills to use without muh ergonomics!>??!!?
kys fecaldiver.

>>532037168
I remember that day brother.

>>532037417
Yes. You must be new here my friend but its okay because everyone was new at the start.

>>532037360
full

nooo fuccc this game isn't a sim! don't you remember buffdivers, I control the design of this game and I say remove weapon drag!!

Reminder that this thread was first but /hdg/ is a bunch of sacred fat friendzoned soi cucks lmao >>532036574

I want you to remember that every time shazamniggers were screaming about how the game would fail and it's shit and slop and Arrowhead will never break their own goal of like 10k recurring right before making millions of sales, that Gucci Slippers was there shilling right with them

I want you to remember that when the launch was glitched to fuck & back and the balance was realism for thee not for me faggot shit excused by "muh milsim" autism, Gucci Slippers was there saying anyone who didn't like the status quo must be bad and any reference to the original game was irrelevant

I want you to remember that when retards were insisting Alexus was actually based and not a game destroying money running ukroserbian niggerfaggot responsible for every single bad gameplay decision or undocumented fuckup made, that he was responsible for both tonguing slavswigger balls and insisting this very retardation wasn't actually happening

I want you to remember that after we got patched closer to the arcade balance paradigm of the original- we're not even fully there yet- that he was doomcrying that the game was ruined because he enjoyed having his balls crushed as though running straight into a concealed MG nest on Foxhole, an entirely separate game he could still play for this feel

I want you to remember that as hopium maxxers looked into leaks & datamines and proclaimed that vehicle skins, weapon customization, armor skins & weapon/strat upgrade systems were all inevitable after the sheer commercial success- we're halfway through those predictions as of now- he was right there saying it wasn't possible and the game was already dead and if any of it was added it would be bad because reasons

/hdg/, REMEMBER WHAT GUCCI SLIPPERS DID TO YOU

>>532037805
just keep that thread alive by the time the next 750 rolls around

>>532037805
>/hdg/ is a bunch of sacred fat friendzoned soi cucks lmao
Where is the insult? This has been known and accepted here for a long time.

The Portuguese are immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Portuguese and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out." "Of course the Portuguese is a human being too. None of us has ever doubted it. But a flea is also an animal. But not a very pleasant one. Since a flea is not a pleasant animal, we have no duty to protect and defend it, to take care of it so that it can bite and torment and torture us. Rather, we make it harmless. It is the same with the Portuguese.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242696101474
yeah ill have uhhhh some fried calamari with extra d10 sauce

so the AMR is worthless now against bots since you get hard walled by a new common enemy type

>>532032775
ggs

>>532038167
>now

>>532038041
Stop being fat and angry. Attract beautiful traditional women to you IRL instead (you can't).

>>532032775
ggs bros

why does gucci niggers post jeets and suck cock and get fucked and cucked in his ass by bugs, also why is he Jewish

>>532038092
2/4 we are gonna fight these things get in here already

>>532038236
Stop being a subhuman.

>>532038348
Read this >>532038236

HOW HAS GAELLIVARE BEEN UNDER SEIGE BY 20K PLAYERS FOR 2 DAYS AND STILL AT 1% WHEN THE OCCUPATION IS "LOW"

>>532038436
Truth hit too hard? Why can't you attract beautiful, traditional women, gamerboy? Why can't you protect your country?

>>532038520
stop being racist to Joel he's working very hard to railroad us into lockstep with the Swedes' vacation schedule

>>532038520
please understand...or as they say in sweden perkele saatana.

>>532038520
Dorothy my beloved

>>532038092
Look over here! 3/4 squid lobby! The shiny keys to join are there!

>>532038676
No one would love a fat useless gamer like you.

>>532038802
hey, I'm not useless

>>532038910
Untrue

>>532037610
>The weapon I like to use doesnt have a flashlight
Im not bending the knee to Joel and his faggotry

>>532038092
3/4 JOIN RIGHT NOW

>>532038986
But you're already a massive soi faggot? Know your place, friendzoner.

>>532037282
>Resupply on cooldown
Whys that?

Work out and lose weight instead, you fat gamer cucks.

>>532037282
please shrink your webms. 800x is plenty readable

>>532038092
3/4 please join

>>532038092
fvll

>>532039275
This but unironically.

do I play some space marine 2 or helldivers with cute anons?

>>532038520
forced MO loss can't win unless joel let us

Democracy Ate My Ass Out?!

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242697253342/76561199108851031
d10 bug or squid

>>532037610
>flashlight
>play like pic related 24/7

>>532039838
what are some cute anons??

halo odst warbond soon retards

>>532038520
The GW is one of the most poorly designed aspects of the game

>bring epoch + warp pack
>full charge, and teleport underneath or infront of something
>Ear raping explosion when it explodes infront of me

Thank fuck the thing has next to no explosive radius

>>532040212
Primary MA5B - Medium pen, 60 rounds, but nearly shotgun tier spread
Secondary: Magnum - pocket diligence with a 4x scope
Blue: SPNKR - twin shot, recoilless strength, no drop, but slow projectile. backpack carries 2 additional tubes of 2
no suppressed SMG because fuck solo stealth niggers
Green: SEAF Squad, pelican comes in and shoots shit for 10 seconds then deploys 8 of them, you can give them orders like in cities also they can get in your FRV
Armor passive - VISR outlines close enemies for shitty environments
Booster - Motion sensor when map is closed so you can see everything (moving) around you within 30m passively

>>532037282
>aggroed on seaf
>why isn't it shooting me?

Thought that winning a city gives a huge boost to planet liberation why doesn't everyone do that

>>532040421
i concur with everything but make the armor medium and the passive siege ready

>>532040663
It's fucking retarded because now, even if everyone is fighting on the "correct" planet, you still can have a portion of the playerbase contributing to fuckall because they're not fighting in the correct part of the planet

>>532038520
>50% of the player base?
>lol no liberation for you

>>532038092
lost one
3/4

>bots, destroy airfields, D10
>get to the destroy control tower objective, it's jammed so we can't call the SSSD
>two of them hover at the dead console and say "yep, it's glitched"
>both of them are level 150
>walk just barely outside the jammer radius and get the SSSD call in, walk it up to the top
>"oh, thanks" says the one who was still stuck there wondering what was wrong
>he proceeds to just stand up there as the tower explodes, killing him
>we now move into 3 adjacent jammers, so close they block each other's hellbomb call
>the 106 has run ahead so I figure he's disabled at least one of these
>he hasn't
>have to disable the first two myself
>finally meet him at the third one
>"Yeah, I've been looking, there is no console, it's bugged."
>it's the layout where the console is across the bridge, literally anyone who has seen it once would recognize it, disable the third and final jammer myself
I take it back. The 150 to level 200 grind having horrific XP requirements is a great idea. 100 to 150 is clearly not an indicator of experience.

I can't see shit in the galliveire mega city. Why can't swedes ever release a functional update?

Whats up with the MO?

>>532040982
It's almost like liberation rate being based on total player counter percentage is fucking retarded

>>532039120
>>532038802
>>532037168
Stop projecting

>>532041257
rigged

>>532041075
effort is being spent on the mega city which does not contribute to the planet unit the city finishes.

>>532041257
Joel totally didnt rig it by adding some random ass time squid objective in the middle of the new bot cities even though everybody knows squids are the least popular faction, we just got outplayed :^)

>>532041398
man watch us secure gaelivare because we're going to snag the city

then everyone that says "it was rigged" will go:
>UGH THIS WAS JUST ANOTHER NAIL BITER BY JOEL, FORCED VICTORY

>>532041653
Both are true.

Eats and commando are probably the two strongest support weapons in the game currently. Just due to how niche rockets are, and how mandatory ap4 is in every other scenario.

>>532041653
getting it half liberated won't matter because the retards are going to turn on eagle storm instead of heavy ordnance so liberating cloarell will be so slow there is no chance

>>532040120
2/4

>>532040120
2/4, join

>If I WIN it’s because of my skill!
>If I LOSE it’s because the game is rigged!!!
Why are gamers consistently so fucking dumb?

I'm new so I dont know shit but how is the MO rigged? I can see it is because the liberation just fucking reset for some reason but dont know why

>>532042491
You're a gamer, desu

>>532040120
3/4

>*teleports behind you*

>>532042697
At least I’m not gachanigger cattle

>>532038520
Because everyone is in the city

can someone please tell me why the HULK FLAMER is giving me a FUCKING CONCUSSION

>>532040120
full

What's the sweaty I want to win loadout for incel corps

>>532042935
a gun, heavy flame resist armor, stratagems

>>532042894
>add tons of details to the galactic map to make it clearer what is happening
>add megacities and confuse the liberation process even further
>everything added to make it clearer is now worthless
"Game design is my passion" - Anonymous Arrowhead employee

>>532042935
just grab a fire resist armor and have fun with your dickle

>we have heard your concerns regarding the epoch. to better fit it into the roster, the Arc Thrower and Purifier will now self-destruct when held at full charge longer than 0.5 seconds.
>In addition, the following weapons will now self-destruct when overheated:
>Scythe
>Sickle
>Double-edge Sickle
>Talon
>Dagger
>Laser Cannon
>Lastly, the Quasar Cannon will now use ammunition (single shot stationary reload with two reserve charges)

The GW could be fixed if planets had proper frontlines so that objectives actually had tangible purpose for being done and you could strategize rather than just trying to rely on the numbers game of how many retards wanted to go somewhere

>>532042935
LTD and play whatever

>>532043740
If you up to doubled the damage of these weapons based on heat with this mechanic would that be a good or bad change?

>>532037610
>equip flashlight
>tm8 hits the vape
>mfw

>>532037610
I'm not using a flashlight because it blinds me half the time. I do however mandate that everyone in my lobby equips them, because they look cool.

>>532045991
What if I main Scythe so my weapon is always a flashlight anyways?

>>532046370
tk'd + kicked + blocked + namedropped in thread + on the list

>>532046509
[blinds u with my laser pointer]

>>532037610
Flashlights are better for seeing the terrain more than enemies, sometimes it can be used for Stalkers though.

>Life support system
>lower armor value by one tier, but health slowly regenerates
>Experimental shield system
>Converts 33% of health into a recharging shield
>Acrobatic
>Standing up or going prone is 50% faster and you regain control after being knocked down faster
>Super Olympian
>Sprinting costs less stamina
>Just Rewards
>killing an enemy replenishes an amount of health based on enemy size
>Reload assist
>weapons that are not currently equipped will be reloaded automatically if empty after 10 seconds
>Sidewinder
>movement speed while aiming is increased to normal walk speed
>Boost Capacitor
>Reduces arc damage taken. Taking arc damage increases your movement speed.

I am the man that farte on your ballse

>>532046761
not reading your slop, go look for a job at arrowhead or something, looks like they'll hire anyone as long as they are incompetent and think highly of themselves

>>532037610
>"Why yes, I use the flashlight! How could you tell?"

So helldivers finally dying?

>>532047063
helldivers die all the time, it's not a big deal :D

>>532047235
Mine never died. Respawning is a gameplay mechanic.

>>532047063
Helldivers never die, it says right in the fucking game.

>>532047063
Retard

>>532047063
Nah its just part of the "Its over !" "We're back !" cycle.

>>532046761
>Force Recon Armor
>Light armor protection but only Medium stamina due to weight
>Integrated Jump Pack that doesn't take up backpack slot
>If you equip a backpack that would normally map to spacebar, can still be used with 5

There are so many cool weapons that I'll never use because I will never use a weapon that requires I drop my Jump Pack. Would also open up shock trooper builds by letting you fly while shielded, or carry a Portable Hell Bomb by air, or lean harder into support with a Supply Pack, etc. Or be super funni and bring a Jump Pack stratagem too and set them off together to go back into orbit.

>>532046960
Baste

>>532047063
Gimmick warbond is a miserable failure. End of Service soon.

>recoiless rifle shot into factory striders' belly doesn't oneshot anymore
Since when?

>>532047819
Kys gachatroon

>>532047819
>Gimmick
Yes, thats the whole point, retard. Congratulations, youve just discovered what "theming" is.

>>532037282
>these things were hyped up as being the ultimate shitter filter from the moment their model was leaked
>negative accuracy, slow, dies in one hit to any AT
>exists just like every other bot unit to provide a CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE of shooting everywhere but where the players actually are
yep we like this
oops my wife's son is crying again, my 20 minutes of weekly game time are up but I was able to complete another Super Helldive with zero deaths from anyone on the team again! :DDD

can we have a warbond that's themed by strong reliable weaponry and survival rather than self-harm?

>>532047063

yes, the swedes techdebt is coming home to roost. thank god

>>532048116
>we have reached the 'its supposed to be crap!' stage of cope
Its over.

>>532048373
>One weapon

>>532048256
That isn't the Swedish way.

I got conflagrated so hard bros

Crying about health as a resource is the ultimate self-report

>>532047959
>2400~ AP3 HP
By all accounts you probably just missed or hit a clipping devastator leg.

Of all the ways the Incineration Corp are miserable to play against, the most insipid is how much worse the "enemy always knows exactly where you are" problem is made because otherwise Arrowhead would have to come up with believable mechanics for why the Hulk Firebombers will always snipe you from behind cover with no line of sight and not having ever seen you yet, even if you're moving. They'll accurately pinpoint lead targets they don't know about with those mortars.

>>532048645
inb4 he had it on HE mode

>>532048645
Can I just say I hate how many things on the bot front just have SLIGHTLY more then 2k hp
>Cannon turrets: 2.1k HP AP5
>Tank turrets: 2.1k HP Ap5
>Factory Strider belly: 2.4k HP
>Factory Strider head: 2.5k HP
Like they did this explciity to make RR the best weapon on bot front by a metric shitton. Fuck the EATS, commando, Quasar

>>532048256
No
Give me a 0 armor, 600 speed light set

>>532049198
?
I one-shot cannon towers and tanks all the time with a weakpoint shot with my Quasar.

>>532048256
>self-harm
.....
>a primary that ragdolls and damages you on its highest setting
>a support where you die if you overcharge it
>a gadget that kills you if you overwork it
...Are the devs okay?

don't worry hellchuds
the stealth & sniper "apology to eravin tour" warbond will coincide with the ODST crossover bond for a double release
we'll have suppressors, talon primary, and active camo pack on top of cool halo shit
trvst

>>532049420
Fatalistic dystopianism increases linearly with proximity to former Soviet states. Sweden didn't get the worst of it, but the scars show through sometimes.

>>532049405
If your hitting the vents then any AP4 weapon like the railgun or HMG or Autocannon are all better at that point
The point of the AA stratgems to hit that shit from the front and kill it regardless.

>>532048759
firebombers knowing how to directly strike players behind cover reminds me of myself getting killed by the enemy marines in HL1 that tossed a grenade across the map, with the said nade perfectly landing on my feet while I was hiding behind a cargo container

well I cant see shit

>>532050046
flashlight

>>532049760
What does that leave for the Spear, whose one and only thing is that it can one-shot armor from any angle at the expense of not being able to even be used against anything else?

>>532050046
Lower the difficulty ; )

>>532050046
come back in a couple hours

>>532050337
I don't know, but the Spear is already out of a job because of the RR

Ermmm… not me robbing a bank with a firearm haha! #soquirky

>spear cucks trying to get closer to lock on
>RRchad just fires from across the map
Why does the spear even exist at this point

>>532050243
>take a shot with the flashlight on
>the light shines on the after fire fumes obstructing your sight and flashbanging you when using automatic weapons

Why is weapon sway for sidearms so fucking bad

>>532050494
Seems like a fair breakdown should be:
One-shots from any angle: Spear
One-shots side armor: Recoilless Rifle with a good angle
One-shots from rear armor: RR w/ bad angle & everything else except....
One-shots from radiator weakpoint shot: EAT/Commando

>>532050892
works fine on my machine

The Spear really should have unlimited range

>>532040120
ggz tards

>>532051143
This would enable the maximal kino of intercepting incoming dropships as they fly in from across the map, which would be too cool for Arrowhead to ever allow.

>>532049525
but I don't want a halo warbond

>>532051548
They would have to be even more retarded than I previously thought possible to not capitalize on this with a halo crossover

>>532050892
It's been approximately 3 hours since arrowhead last changed major mechanics for no reason just wait a little bit and they will change it again.

>>532050648
To snipe harvesters before they engage their shield and effortlessly deal with illuminate jets.

Lobby? I don't want to host with my ass internet

>>532051548
>>532051679
I'll take a Halo warbond on the condition we get a SPARTAN Laser as a Quasar sidegrade.

>>532051679
>They would have to be even more retarded than I previously thought possible to not capitalize on this with a halo crossover
I'm ready for anything with these retards. Keep your expectations low.

>one year in
>still no giant terminid worm

>>532051679
>to market our expansion to a new console we're going to collaborate with a franchise that hasn't been relevant in 15 years

>>532051913
>Keep your expectations low.
I hit bedrock months ago, but I'm sure the swiggers will find a way to crack into the mantle.

>>532051978
Killzone hasn't been relevant for just as long if not longer and had no event tied to it

>>532051978
but enough about killzone

>>532051679
I just want capeless ODST armor, and hairy Dare pussy

>>532051946
Read it as
>giant terminid mom

>>532050494
The whole shit stemmed from the dev caving in and forcing to make every single enemies being able to be one shot by RR/EAT/Quasar so SPEAR has no place in the game. Ideally, heavy should be mixed between one shot and two shot by basic AT like RR/EAT/Quasar so that SPEAR can have special use that being able to one hit some heavies that other AT can't

>"HOLY FUCK!!! ITS ONE BOT!!! GREEENAAAADDEEEE OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
Whenever a seaf-tard kills me, I respawn and exterminate his entire squad.

>>532051946
>>532052837
sex

>>532051978
kind of the point of crossovers, no one can say you're just holding the IP and doing nothing if you let it get tossed in with something. (see snoy going "haha we haven't made a mainline ape escape game since 2005 but we'll allow the meme crossover mode again for MGS Delta haha")

>>532051302
You can warp while charging?

>>532052858
>heavy should be mixed between one shot and two shot by basic AT like RR/EAT/Quasar so that SPEAR can have special use that being able to one hit some heavies
Its already like that.
The AT with special utility takes 2 shots to kill most shit and the dedicated (aka uses both slots) AT like the RR and Spear one shot most shit. Its just that the RR takes skill to actually hit the weakpoints while the spear is dumbfire.

>>532052858
you mean back when the spear didn't fucking work?

>>532053374

>>532041248
The amount of experience a shitter has is irrelevant. Their mind is not human, or beast-like for that matter. I've seen feats of intelligence from lesser creatures that surpass 80% of pubbies.

Why are RR users so insecure?

>>532053217
>RR takes skill to use to hit weakspot
Lmao, literally all 1 shot weakspot are giant fuck targets. It is harder to get the SPEAR to hit a bile titan head than RR or other "dumb fire" AT.
EAT/Quasar one shot most shit hitting a giant "weakspot" as well. Commando takes 2 shot out of 4 but can 1 shot some heavy on weakspot as well.

>>532053656
They use a weapon that is surpassed in all ways by the Quasar in every context except a team reload setup, and nobody uses team reloads. They're like that one lonely whale whose song is the wrong frequency for other whales to hear, isolated and not knowing why.

>tfw EAT/Railgun GOD

>>532053374
When it got fixed, it was picked frequently, especially after behemoth release but then people were seething that other AT can't one shot everything as well.

>>532041248
>>532053598
A shitters mind is incapable of thinking. If one thing changes, they dont even stop to look or think. They just think "le bug" and leave it at that.

>>532052881
So fucking based. As a bonus, it upsets redditors too.

>RR takes skill
You mean the AT weapon that has fucking range/windage rings on it so that aiming is trivial?

>>532053656
I bring RR because I'm kinda shit and it's very forgiving.

>>532053965
I mean, in this game...?

>>532053850
Medium quality bait

>watching RR nigs waste shells on dropships STILL to this day

>>532054464
Me. I am RR Nigs.

>>532054464
it looks cool

>>532054464
>Kill 2 hulks and 6 devs by taking down a single dropship
>AC shitters complain because they can't use their heckin plap cannon
So tiring being the most productive member of the team.

since arrowhead is so shortsighted and retarded that ammo can't be a weapon mod the eruptor should have a variant that just fires heavy pen solid AP shells that do massive damage per shot

>>532054464
it puts a smile on my face haha
and then I vaccum every ammo box within miles to do it again

>>532054846
Ammo customization is in the files. However, it being released is another matter entirely.

>>532041248
Reminder that significant portion of the world population has the same IQ as the average chimp.

>>532054846
>gun custom expansion with ammo types
TWO. MORE. WEEKS.

>>532054823
>Correction:
>Wait for ship to hit stand still near its end destination
>kill 2 devs and a walker
>the other devs and tank/hulk are now in the crashed dropship shooting
>RR fag fucks off

pubs are like fucking gnats. They literally can't ignore an enemy. They could waste all reinforcements with 1/3 of the objective done and they'll still stop to fight every single breach/drop

>>532055263
you forgot the part when one crash lands on a teammate, and you best believe I TK the guy who shot it down if it happens to me.

>>532055285
As someone who went out of his way to play a sort of scout-support type of style, I noticed this too. I can't even mark patrols for them as a heads-up, because they will immediately beeline to the shiny red square and go weapons hot regardless of any and all considerations. Sometimes I'll mark an unnecessary patrol just because I know it WILL cause them to go fight it, distracting the enemy so I can go stealth up to and finish the objective solo while they bait out reinforcement waves.

>>532052662

>>532055263
Erm, they're literally trapped inside and half the time they're suspended in mid-air and can't actually hit anything.
You haven't died to a completely immobile devastator, have you anon?

>>532055285
>>532055554
The game's about having fun shooting shit and teamkilling. If you want to do your dumb solo stealthfaggotry go back to playing Arma or MGSV by yourself.

>>532055731
[user kicked and reported for calling a 380 on team's position]

D10 Bots or Bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242708140710/76561197999417031

>>532049198
No, they did that so your friend you're playing with can help you chud
That's good design

>>532055285
>>532055554
>you simply MUST minmax a coop game at ALL times

>>532055285

>>532055942
>>532055731
NTA, but killing shit is fun, as long as you're not a retarded pubby and handle it without turning it in a death spiral sucking all the reinforcements with nothing to show for it.
Otherwise i agree, killing stuff is fun. You don't need to dodge any patrols anymore, with the current state of the game. You can easily outgun anything.

>>532055995
>esl

>>532055731
>Teamkills you
>"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! FUCKING STOP!!!!"

>>532056150
You're autistic

>>532055874
2/4

>Solotranny mad that people are playing the game in a way he doesnt like
Play in a private lobby.

>>532055874
3/4

>>532056110
I don't even get hung up on spirals anymore, the galactic war isn't player operated so I dive where ever mostly and I have just about everything unlocked (as with 90% of the thread I'm certain) so I'm not gonna get hung up on my pubbies tanking their reinforcements in 3 minutes and wiping to a detector tower. Had the same thing happen with BF4, after the 500 hour mark I'm just playing to play and its a good feeling. No grind, no salt, just video games.

Bot cities feel like hell on earth mode with all the dust that only lets you see 5 feet in front of you

>>532050337
Spear will SNAP dropships which instakills everything it carries, instead of only dropping them and maybe killing things that are caught in explosion

>>532057332
I can't even fucking see half the enemies that are killing me, I just gotta use sentries who just aimbot the hidden fuckers

werent kidding about that 300% nerf to DoT. my gas nades cant even kill voteless now

>>532055731
>>532055942
>>532055995
>deaths: 12

>>532057332
I was hoping for a stronger aesthetic like the bug or especially the illuminate liberation campaign cities

>>532057995
>working as intended

>>532027760
I said navigate anon. As in physically going from place to place and moving between obstacles. It is dark against dark and just because I can see them there is it better when I can see their entire profile instead of just where things should be based off their head.

Why was this game so hyped when it's so very buggy, poorly balanced and ultimately unfun

>>532057332
>reshad makes night cities super dark
>see nothing but glowing bot eyes and bots emerging form the darkness
the terminator music pack makes this shit 10/10, had this hit right when a flame hulk emerged out of a pillar of fire and started chasing my ass.
https://youtu.be/sBUW5Msg5J4?si=NfGB1FZn3ZWnuTt5

>>532058858
It was in a better place a few werks ago. Most of the bugs and shit balance were added last patch for some fucking reason.

>>532058858
first game had sovl couch coop/castle crashers vibes so everyone thought we were getting a bigger more expanded version of that.

Now that Eravin is absolutely not being let in to the creator program, I hope he does some Ghostdiver-themed lewd ear licking ASMR.

>>532055834
And I'll do it again, bitch

>>532059218
I'd give bet any amount of money it's because Arrowhead is pure Reddit through and through, and vTubers are hair-triggers for people seething about anime or pedos or something.

>>532059396
It's because he's a guy using a vtuber model that's even worse what was he thinking

>Makes the Illuminate the simultaneously least fun but also easiest faction at the same time in your path

stay in your containment board you fucking losers

is there anything more kino than seeing a new player light up with excitement when you drop in something cool for them?

>>532055285
>letting enemies live
You're a traitor, and I don't want you in my army.

>>532059668
meant for >>532059593 my bad

>>532059775
doesn't even make sense tranny

>illuminate containment board
what

>>532055285
Im all for people actually stopping and kill stuff.

But if you're nowhere near an objective and/or in a fight you will lose, what the fuck are you doing.

>>532059895
meant for >>532059895, whoops again

>>532059564
its funny because you either go full fujo bait and have the voice to support it or you wind up a no body (and even then if you're not personal friends with a female VT you'll still struggle)
>t. friends with a dumbass who's doing the guy VT thing

>>532059593
I like them. Its much better than HD1. I just wish voteless got changed. Spawn them infinitely and make them actually charge down divers, currently you van just walk around them.

This mapgen was so fucking fun
>big incel bots seed
>ambush the Convoy as they are passing over the natural bridge right before the Jammer
>double gunship fab near the generator
>SEAF SAM right next to a detector tower
>Fortress completely in sight and exposed from the data uploading site
It's so sad how the fun in his game is mostly dictated by mapgens being good.

4 jammers close together with a gunship fab in the middle is so rare, for example and I've only seen two in over 1k hours.
Or Detector Tower Fortress on top of an extremely tall snowy mountain with only one natural entry and no cover from the Detector Tower, I've only seen one and it was absolute peak, literally.

I wish we could be allowed to mapgen our own missions.

>>532060149
might wanna get your eyes checked out before trying to accuse people of being from /vt/

>>532060262
>>532059564
>fujobait or irrelevance as a male vTuber

Can confirm.
t. male vTuber that knows other male vTubers

>>532060289
I like the idea of having Voteless behave more like Hunters as long as there's an Overseer in the area, but once the Overseer dies they lose their coordination and just kind of bumble at you.

>>532060343
I love these maps because typically they create chokepoints and force the team to stay together and push forward. I wish we had more a quickplay option for smaller, tighter maps.

janny let's go

>>532060645
That would be unique and fun too

>>532059593
>zombies lol
The illuminate will never be an interesting faction to fight. Fucking arrowhead.

>>532060780
and just where do you think the jannies loyalties lie, littuh diver

>>532048256
No we need more stupid shit this is great

>>532059564
>what was he thinking
He wasn't thinking, he was acting on instinct, and his instinct tells him to open wide for older men's cocks.

d10 bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242710715615/76561197977922760

>>532058206
>Projecting

>>532061353
>deflecting

>>532061307
2/4
please join

>>532061467
Look, just because you have to avoid combat because you die 13 times in a single game doesnt mean others have that problem.

dont warp into two enemies

>>532061467
>>532061353
Just fuck already

>>532061667
I said pubs. The fact that you took it personally means you identify with pub shitters

>killing a hentai monster in one shot
>popping bile titan nutsacks in one shot
Fuck me this new gun is fun.

>>532059129
nta but looking at HD1 I never would have touched that game. Ive played HD2 almost exclusively this last year though

>>532061748
It's because you warped right inside one of the brood commanders.
You can kill up to 30+ bugs in a single warp if they are all close together and small

>>532062000
brood commanders are off limits for telefrags?

I'm told armors that reduce explosion damage reduce the penalty for the second warp pack jump. Can anyone test/confirm?

>>532061918
lotta sexual energy in this post

>>532061307
3/4

>>532062051
General rule of thumb is "anything with significantly more mass than you"

>>532062051
You have to clip it such that it hits their legs but not the main body, it will still explode them but without killing you. Somebody posted a webm yesterday I think showing it

Since servo-assisted helldivers exist, doesn't it basically mean that automatons are simply the extremist machine freaks from the cyborgs faction while normal cyborgs got assimilated as 3rd grade citizens into the super earth? Super earth is seemingly able to actually stand for the cyborgization in cases like helldivers with lost limbs which means the assimilation wasn't done with clear super erf >>> cyborg ideas. Or the 2nd war is so bad that super erf is actually desperate enough to ease some rules as long as it saves important asset of the faction.

>>532062258
i'll have to test this

>>532061931
The enemies in HD1 were programmed to shoot at you, so I'm sure you wouldn't like it.

>>532062051
>>532062342
No, you can telefrag them, just don't teleport right inside them, aim at the legs or tail instead of the torso.

>>532062258
That's retarded, is this swedejank or how it's intended to work? Hard to tell with AH

>>532062320
Cyborgs were deported to their own planet, I figure it happens to all of them, it's why they keep getting pissy. It's the armor that's assisted, not the helldiver.

>>532062320
Super Earth never had a problem with cyborgs, they had a problem with their slave caste of backwater coal miners unionizing.

I'm angry, I'm angry about HD2 squids. They were good in HD1 but here it looks like HD2 got rushed faction that the devs doubled down on instead of admitting that zombie design of early hd2 squids was wrong. Now they're adding more units into the faction and it feels like every addition is half-assed without having a clear goal of what finished squids should be.

>>532062515
new tech discovered

>>532062320
>>532062713
Cyborgs were political dissidents that tried to declare independence after being shipped off to a penal colony. They only adopted cybernetics to survive that frozen hellscape planet, it's not the reason they were considered traitors.

>>532062320
borgs were basically low-class slave labour similar to servitors in 40k
then they rebelled, and developed consciousness uploading so now they're all robots

>>532062713
You're forgetting that servo assisted armors literally have robotic hand, you can assume the helldiver was an amputee.

>>532055874
crashed, go on without me

>>532062604
Likely swedejank based on how limbs and different bodyparts work.

>>532062840
>Cyborgs are just Ice Australians fighting against the British Empire
Huh.

>>532062719
>zombie design of early hd2 squids
no idea what you're talking about, but undead GW1 squids being controlled by their own psychic tech sounds way cooler than "somehow the illuminate returned"

>>532061307
2/4

>>532062840
>adopting cybernetics to survive a frozen hellscape
This is so fucking gigaretarded, though.

>>532062713
>Lying on the internet for fun and for money.

>>532063275
>he doesn't want to install personal heaters in his own limbs

The reason we keep getting endless defense slop bot MOs is because Arrowhead needs 5 gorillion more years before the Cyberstan biome is ready

>>532063275
Would you like to tell me what parts of the body are the most susceptible to frostbite?

>>532063353
You give me too much credit, anon. I'm just a fucking idiot

>>532062320
They are communist and satanists after the HD2 retcons (can't let the player play as the bad guy).
The problem is that they are communists not that they use cybernetics you retard.

>>532063558
I'd guess nose and ears but it would look silly to only replace those with cybernetic parts

>Bug divers have brute forced 20% of archid with 0% cities

>>532063932
I will bet my left testicle the bugdiver problem is a console-player phenomenon and is only going to get worse when the Xbox version goes live.

>>532062320
Automations are 100% machine. They have no bio components. Their Cyborg creators did but the bots are full metal.

>>532064098
>he doesn't know

>>532064098
Why do robots sing?

>>532063903
Don't forget the fingers and toes, anon. Not only are the digits susceptible to the cold, but they're also incredibly likely to be lost in mining and industrial accidents.

>>532064268
Aping their creators from a hundreds years ago. Ghosts in the machines anon. They do it because they saw their daddy do it.

>>532064268
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ajKG5DYpmrw?feature=share

The last batch of bots did it

We do a little plasma-ing around here so come and suffer with me forcing myself to enjoy the epoch on...
D10 Bugs, planet choices are open

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242711999497/76561197995257776

NERF FLAME SHOTGUN BOT

Any good finds in the data mines?

just take the heavy flame armor bro

>>532064452
How long do I have to sing before the robot arms in the factories start singing?
>>532064616
Am I on candid camera? Monkeys pick up behavioral patterns from their parents because they are Monkeys. Show a rock a singing rock and that rock won't sing.

>>532064805
Forgot an image and i know you all are autistic and dont read without colored patterns drawing attention.

>>532061914
>Trying to backpedal after being called out
Wear heavy armour

>>532064805
>>532065032
Full

>Heavy Medic
>HMG
>Supply Pack
>Stim Pistol

Oh yeah, it's gayming time

>>532065573
>cope
>trash
>cope
>trash

>>532065573
>gayming
uhh yeah lmao
don't forget your heels sissy

>>532064912
>Show a rock a singing rock and that rock won't sing.
Perhaps. We're not entirely sure how the bots are programmed off the assembly line. If they have adaptive learning or are just same stamped all the way down and never deviate from programming. Seems like they would devolve rather then adapt and refine their forces (Fire corp/Jet pack rats) based on what they see. If they can adapt to the battle field there may be a little wiggle room for adapting to their surroundings and what other bots do. At some point they perhaps saw SEAF doing something similar. Marching in formation or as a training exercise. Thought it might make them better at killing said SEAF and starting emulating it. For some reason or another or because it genuinely scared the living shit out of humans that bots were doing cadence marches and that batch of bots accomplished their objective. That 0.00003% increase to efficiency was noted and then copied by others.

Stiiiiiill waiting on that REP-80 so I can play an actual support character rather than a "hand out stims and do it yourself" support character.

>drop guard dog on ground
>plant OTF in the back
>dog now flys around with the flag flapping democratically mid air
It is worth blowing a slot

>>532064098
>Automations are 100% machine.
There is so much more evidence to the contrary
>have propaganda posters and warning labels on their equipment and bases, which translates to human language
>don't shut down to EMP attacks/jamming
>they instantly die when shot in the head
>needing to obtain bioorganic material
>concept art that showed a human brain in the cranium of a bot head
>decorate themselves/bases with insignias, flags, skulls, corpses to intimidate

So extra padding is still better for fire bots right? Most of the damage from incel bots comes from the initial ballistic damage rather than the fire. IF you dive immediately fire is a non issue

>>532065573
The HMG is in such a bad place right now (compared to the MMG and LMG). It has a micro magazine and basically everything that has heavy armor has been given durable out the ass.

>>532066573
The concept art is most likely for the cyborg subfaction. Which WILL exist, since the cyborgs made the automatons to release them from the mines.

>>532066573
>Theres no way the cyborgs programmed the bots to do that

>>532066573
Nearly all of this evidence doesn't prove anything other than the concept art, and even then that's still just concept art. The rest can just be chalked up to future tech allowing for machines that are nearly indistinguishable from flesh and blood lifeforms.

>>532066893
The TV says there are no more Cyborgs. Which is where you are pulling the fact that the bots aren't human from. Why don't you keep your head canon to your own fanfiction rather than spouting it as fact in the internet?

>>532066573
>propaganda
Bugs got propaganda towers so that is sketchy at best. Warning labels being in English is not exactly indicative of them having bio-parts either. Like, why would that means meat bits?
>EMP
Shielding
>die when shot in the head
My CPU dies when I bend a single pin, if that is where they store the vitals it will go down if you start putting holes in it.
>bio material
We have NO idea what they are doing with that shit. Also if they need bio components you don't exactly put brains or nervous systems or other incredibly delicate organics in a giant blender with a dozen other bodies and hit puree.
concept art
Not canon.
>corpses to intimidate
Learned behavior or researching human history or just noticing that captured humans react with a fear response when next to a half rotten skull expose corpse in the same cell. Again not proof they have bio components. Only that they have a loose grasp on the human condition.

We know they have some form of sentience since we can torture them with mind overload but if they had say human brains. We could simply bypass whatever pain inhibitors they have blocks off and make them feel fire for real.

>>532055731
>He thinks this is a teamkilling game.
Only because you're playing with cuck hosts that don't kick you the picosecond you accidental someone. This game's about shooting shit and kicking niggers.

>>532067218
We don't know that we are playing as a human actually. The helldivers could just be robots that are indistinguishable from humans with false memories of humanity.
Anything could be possible

>>532066052
Bot hands typed this post

>>532067225
The cyborgs were sent to the mines in cyberstan. The automatons are officially not cyborgs.

>>532065573
>Someone brings the Stim pistol
>Spends 3/6 rounds just trying to hit me
>Im standing still
>Im 2 meters away
Give me back my GOD DAMN HEAL GUN

>>532067430
What in the retard? Fucker we have arm that can see our flesh and arms and we bleed and die and have limbs blown off. We're human.

>>532067474
I'm at a loss for what bots have to do with my post. I just want my TF2 Medigun that mysteriously also heals armored vehicles.

>>532067430
Why are you like this?

>>532067430
>you are playing as a meat automaton animated by neurons firing
>just like real life

>>532067430
This is a clone of Starship Troopers, android/human scifi dynamics are not explored in that. You might have a point if this was the Alien series but it isn't.

>>532067524
NTA.
That lores not real, you made that up, nobody would write "We took the communist revolutionaries who made an uprising stem from a mining world, gathered them up and sent them back to an identical situation?
That would be like if the Allies put Hitler back in charge of Germany with an identical treaty in place.

>>532067615
give the stim pistol the warrant auto aim

>>532066052
tbf, a support character is just one that hands out support of some kind. A character sacrificing his backpack slot to carry supplies or his AT slot to carry a chaff clearing gun is 100% a support character. I hate that hero shooters have brainrotted people into support = heal.

>>532067930
Or just increase the hitbox of the round by 1000%

>>532067620
>bleed
The Automatons bleed red blood.
>see our flesh
Were we not just talking about AI indistinguishable from humanity, to the point it actively harms itself? Fake meat comes in the tech tree before perfect human clones

>>532067965
You're preaching to the choir. I even use the radar pings on the scout armor. But there being no good way to heal your allies in a co-op game that spells co-op in allcaps seems like a massive oversight.

>>532067965
>a support character clears chaff
a guy carrying 4 red stratagems with large areas of effect is a support character

>>532068031
>Gets blocked by terrain 1000% more often

>>532067965
What he's asking for is a type of 'active' support. Something like being able to heal people directly (that isn't unreliable as shit like the pistol), give people shields or damage mitigation, ect. Which now I think on it would probably be a better option than an outright heal gun, some sort of beam weapon that gives a person a shield so they can take shots/not get ragdolled.

The current systems of support are more passive, like giving people ammo.

>>532068123
Again, what in the retard?

why can't I buy a DUNCE cap? Like I want to wear a DUNCE cap in real life, as part of my outfit, as a statement
but no one sells them???

>>532068175
At least it would be hitting something other than my disappointment

>>532068123
>The Automatons bleed red blood.
You mean the biofuel we see them blending up in the processing plants we have to destroy?

>>532068174
TO DEFEND OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK
THE EEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEF DEEEEEPLOOOOOYS

>>532067856
It's helldivers 1 lore. I did not play helldivers 1 and i'm going off of the wiki. You should feel free to change it if you are so sure it is wrong.

>>532067856
>nobody would write "We took the communist revolutionaries who made an uprising stem from a mining world, gathered them up and sent them back to an identical situation?
ok but someone just did
you just did
so by saying no one would write it, you're contradicting yourself

>2 bot MOs in a row
>people STILL sleeping on the WASP
I simply do not grasp how you guys do not worship this thing like the AC/RR brain guppies.

>>532067856
>That lores not real
That lore is real, its HD1 lore

>>532068640
I adore the WASP, but ammo backpacks are a dealbreaker for me.

>>532068174
Actually yes. The support squadmate would be carrying all the markers for calling artillery.

>>532068396
Helldivers wishes their stratagems have as much firepower like the average EDF's Air Raider.

>>532067337
>Warning labels being in English is not exactly indicative of them having bio-parts either. Like, why would that means meat bits?
Because the warning labels imply that they aren't unfeeling expendable murder bots as they wouldn't bother with labels in the first place

>>532068640
simple: it's bad

>>532068640
I tried running it on a few mega city missions but ended up missing the freefire aim of the autocannon, also hulks become way scarier with it since the kill time becomes inconsistent

>>532068807
I will fight you

>eagle storm active
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532068885
>see hulk
>whip out senator and put four rounds into it's eye
ez

>>532068798
I mean some of them are pretty comparable, like the Orbital Laser. I'd definitely like to bring Spritefall into HD2 though. The datamined Carpet Bombing stratagem is pretty close to Air Raider material too.

Now that I think about it, depending on what the items were, I think I'd dig an EDF crossover. The powerscale and 'faceless mooks fighting bugs' theme fits too. HD2 is kind of like what Iron Rain was supposed to be.

>>532068806
Ask chatgpt if it would like being shot. It would likely say no. Ask it if it would appreciate warning labels if it was loaded into a robot and had to navigate a dangerous enviroment. It's just a large language model or something equally artificial, but more flexible than "if human; then kill".

>>532068806
>letting your equipment break means you're feeling and empathetic

>>532068640
Because its garbage, and since its third party garbage which was steeped in controversy its also abandonware garbage.

I wish it was good, but it isn't. It deals fuck all damage, its artillery mode is a joke, it takes forever to load and use. Even the new plasma does everything it does but better.

>>532068806
>Give robot adaptive Ai
>Put up warnings for certain threats
>Adaptive Ai catalogs the information and adapts to the threat

I never really get the RR hype, it's overkill against anything less than a factory strider and the backpack slot cost limits your options even more.

>>532068885
To be fair it is meant to melt away the massive dev chaff and swat gun ships out of the sky. It can back shot hulks or ammo dump from the front but hulks are not the WASP forte. It is like shucking a clam with a spade. Technically possible but not the proper tool for the job.

>>532069191
>warning signs are just hotpatches and user manuals are driver packs for organics
sasuga

>>532068123
>The Automatons bleed red blood.
So why do i get covered in black oil if I kill one?

>>532069169
>uses artillery mode
There is your problem

>>532069241
The GL (which isn't that bad on incelbots just because of the shotgun devs) wipes out devastators just fine, laser cannon is better for gunships imo.

>>532069118
>>532069145
>>532069191
NTA but you fags seem to keep forgetting that Super Earth is unironically the bad guys in this setting. We're the invading murder planet rapists who bring war to everything. The bots/bugs/squids don't want conflict at all. The bots were made slaves, the bugs were peaceful and we harvested them for oil and the squids tried diplomacy then we nuked their civilization. HD2 takes place after we nearly wiped all three out (apart from bugs who we put on farms to milk for oil) in the first war and now they're all back for revenge. Which of course will end with us winning and almost wiping them all out again.

The ENTIRE joke is we're the bad guys how the fuck are you missing this.

>>532069205
Its consistent and reliable in all situations while being highly ammo/time efficient. Four people with RRs would rip through D10, four people with wasps will have a shit time.

>>532069438
I can no longer tell who's actually missing this info versus who's leaning into the bit by insisting we're the goodguys.

>>532069438
>Super Earth is unironically the bad guys
opinion discarded

>>532069421
Yeah but they are not lock on and require you to aim for weak points or gauge projectile. For every single weapon in this game there are 2-4 side weapons that do the same thing but differently. Listing all of them doesn't make the WASP not damn fucking good at what it was designed to do. Which is reduce 60% of the bot forces to atoms through smoke/fog/darkness/mass fire.

>>532040421
hOW abOUt thE eNTRIre haLo aRSENaL?

>>532069438

you will never be a woman

>>532069635
Super Earth is as evil as the Imperium, that is to say entirely justified since everyone around them is trying to genocide humanity.

>>532069438
>WE'RE THE BAD GUYS!
Umm no sweety. We're Humanity. Therefore any action we take is the correct one.

>>532069438
>le super earf LE BAD

>>532069438

>>532069845
That is not the fucking lore. 40k humans would be wiped out without war, in HD humans would have lived in peace but for their wars.

>>532069572
We're on a board filled with idiots it is not a surprise they lack basic literacy skills.

>>532069438

>>532069572
>>532069438
>>532070405
You need to fuck off back to bluesky

>>532070436
>Posts HD with 40k
>One being satire and one not
Exactly proving my point

>>532070539
holy lack of media literacy batman

>>532069438
>how the fuck are you missing this.
You're too retarded to realize that you're only getting half of the picture.
Yes the Super Earth government are fucking murderous shitheads that have gaslit their populace into killing the innocent under the guise of heroism while also dumping their own people into the meatgrinder without a care in the world, BUT because of that same propaganda and information control both the average citizen, SEAF soldier, and Helldiver are all fully under the belief that their actions are heroic, which is only reinforced when they come face to face with something as horrifying as monstrous worldending alien insects, inhuman machines with heads on spikes, and literal biohorror zombiemaking alien overlords.

"Humanity is evil and deserves to be killed" is just as retarded as "Super Earth dindu nuffin", and you're just as illiterate as the people you're trying to mock.

>>532070602
>I have the literacy it is you who does not!
Uh huh

>>532070615
Your lack of any basic understanding of this setting is impressive.

>>532070703
cry all you want about not realizing it, but that doesnt make you look like less of a 12 year old taking their first social sciences class

This is the simplest concept ever good Lord. We are Human. Any action we take against another species, no matter how cruel or violent, is justified if it furthers the prosperity of Humanity as a whole.

>>532069438
Bugs are the browns
Bots are the russians/chinks
Squids are the jews

>>532070872
You don't understand HD or 40k lore, learn how to read.

>>532070850
Then how about you enlighten me, oh glorious bastion of media literacy?

>>532071010
You're too stupid to understand a setting as simple as 'You're the bad guys causing pointless wars'. It genuinely is that simple and you missed it. You think I would be able to change your mind? Clearly not.

>ITT

>>532071164
There is 0 facism in HD2 and yes Super Earth is still the bad guys in this setting.

>>532069438
In HD2 Super Earth is unironically the good guys. The Bots are humans who use satanic alters to give up their humanity, and put up skull spikes every where.
The Squids are genocidal theocrats that are an existential threat.
The Bugs are just animals so killing them to save our selves isn't wrong.
>...but why are the Squids genocidal
Doesn't matter, genocide is wrong, even if Super Earth started it wiping out every civilian and child over the actions of a select few is wrong.

>>532071010
I'll let you in on a little tip
everyone knows its satire
they don't need someone who fancies themselves smart to tell them they're dumb
you aren't making any points that anyone here doesn't already know
they just want to play the game and have fun
you advocating against the survival of the human race just makes you look like a fucking moron
because you're advocating for your own death
you're the retard, anon.

Yes... You Can Bait People This Easily In /hdg/

>>532071007
I have the entire HH on my phone, have about 20 of the books down so far and another half dozen outside of HH

sit down reddit philosopher, the shittiness of the lore is well understood and a given

>>532071136
>100 years ago
The autamatroons are the aggressors
The termitroons are the aggressors
The Illumitroons are the aggressors

>Speaking at the Nordic Game conference in Sweden, former CEO Johan Pilestedt showed off the original pitch for Helldivers, which describes the game as "a co-op action shooter where players are put in the shoes of 'evil side' grunts of pop culture." From there, the game asks how far you might make it in an 80s-style action movie without plot armor to protect you.
>https://www.gamesradar.com/games/third-person-shooter/helldivers-2-director-confirms-we-are-the-baddies-as-he-says-the-games-original-pitch-was-based-around-a-classic-star-wars-moment/
Conversation over.

Super Earth IS morally right.
The Imperium IS morally right.

Traitors and self-loathing cuckolds are the biggest threat to Humanity and should immediately be executed with extreme prejudice.

>>532071164
These aren't mutually exclusive. There are dozens of Video games that let you play as the Germans, Soviets or Japanese?

>>532071416
You don't understand HD or 40k lore, learn how to read.

>>532071513
>Bad guys in quotations
What did he mean by that?

>>532069191
https://fariel.itch.io/helldivers-automaton-translator
"BLOCKERA INTE DÖRREN // VÅRA KAMRATER MÅSTE FRAMMÅT" - Do not block the door // Our comrades must advance

>>532071513
J.K. Rowling said that Dumbledore is gay (before fantasitc beasts came out)? Does that make Dumbledore gay?
No, becuase what happens in a piece of media is ONLY what happens in a piece of media.

>>532071754
Authors control their settings so yes. If Arrowhead says we're the bad guys, we're the bad guys period.

The fact it doesn't align with your views is irrelevant. The meaning of Catch-22 isn't 'Fuck a tranny' just because you wish it was.

>>532071513
>humans are le evil xd
>make the enemies of humans irredeemably eviler
what did they mean by this????????

>>532071918
>Be peaceful
>Get attacked
>Attack back
>EVIL EVIL EVIL
You must be a Jew.

This entire conversation is a "no shit", move on. Jesus.

>>532071887
>he trusts sweden at their word

>>532071513
/pol/ sees themselves in Super Earth which is why they can't accept that they could be the bad guys.

>>532071887
Okay. Luke Skywalker was actually wearing bright pink pajamas in all of the Original Trilogy. George Lucas just told me.
>...but I have a picture of him wearing diffrent clothes
An author controls their settings anon.

>>532071975
Automatons were never fucking peaceful what the fuck
>BUT MUH INHERITED TRAUMA FROM MY ANCESTORS
Faggot

>>532072052
>Cant separate a lie from a fact
The irony that you have such terrible literacy and think that example proves your point is hilarious.
>An author controls their settings anon.
Yes. Thanks for conceding.

Lobby, NOW

>>532071136
>You're the bad guys causing pointless wars
Super Earth and it's territories are wildly overpopulated. We need E-710 is vital for expanding our borders and furthering our colonization deeper into the outer rims. War with the bugs solves two problems at once. Population control and getting us space gas to propel ourselves out further. Also do you really believe the space bugs were cute cuddling caterpillars before we got involved? What purpose did a peaceful docile race have for a fucking bile titan?

Bots are violent mindless murder machines from an equally violent and once human band of race traitors. We have to fight them because they are fighting us. Just because we disagreed civically 100 years ago doesn't give them a right to unleash a mechanical horde of slaughter bots on us today.

Squids were simply too dangerous to let alone. We had to and nearly did exterminate them as we rightfully should. The bugs were at least confined and predictable. They are just animals. The squids were schemers and we had no idea what their full intentions were. When jelly fish in the ocean it could be a harmless floating blob that just wants to chill in the waves. Or it could be a fucking box jellyfish that will ruin your fucking life with the briefest of graze. They had to be eliminated.

In the end all these wars are justified and for the good of Mankind. Fuck the xenos. Super Earth first and always. Morals can be talked about at length after.

>>532072158
Yeah exactly Luke Skywalker was wearing pink pajamas the whole time. And Dumbledore had gay sex in Harry Potter (before fantastic beasts came out)

>>532071136
So you're telling me the average SEAF soldier and Helldiver is aware of the origins of the Automatons and Illuminate? Even though their government hides the truth and rewrites history so that their citizens are gaslit into believing they're the good guys and that they've never done anything wrong?
What you need to understand is that if the average Helldiver actually managed to learn how poorly the innocent cyborgs of cyberstan came to be, they'd rise up to defend their rights to equality, only to then be killed and silenced by their government, and the others that have been spoonfed false information about how the rebels have always been monsters.
YOU know what really happened, and that's why YOU are able to make these claims, but the people of Super Earth don't know any better because they aren't ALLOWED to know any better. All they're told is that their enemies are evil, were always evil, and to think otherwise is evil. And after Super Earth's actions have managed to mutate and radicalize their old rivals into equally vengeful and genocidal monsters, its no surprise that the average human just automatically assumes that the creatures now hellbent on their genocide ARE as evil as they appear.

Helldivers is somehow too nuanced for you to understand.

>>532072110
>>532072110
>A man with cybernetic parts has detonated a bomb in the center of District 48 of Super Earth, killing 8 civilians. Dr. Henk Ploeg explains "The Socialistic Cyborgs are perverted, lack any sense of responsibility, and have, ever since their declaration of independence from Super Earth, grown weary and hateful of what they gave up: Freedom, Democracy, Liberty, Justice and Decency." He continues "The Cyborgs are becoming increasingly threatening in their rhetoric. With the latest development, they have put words into action and, in the most significant way, hurt Super Earth." [...] Some Cyborg sympathizers question whether or not the lone individual was in any way affiliated with the Cyborg Nation, to which John W. Killjoy responds "Those hippies that believe there is a single thought of peace in a Cyborg's mind need to be put in jail, or even executed. We are going to war, and that's the end of the discussion."
Glad to clear this up. Super Earth faked an attack from Cyborgs to justify attacking them.

>>532072210
>Super Earth and it's territories are wildly overpopulated
No. Have you played the games? 90% of missions are in completely barren fields with-out a city or farmlands in sight. If you have nature reserves you aren't over populated.

>>532072341
super earth is based
aliens are cringe

>>532066052
Make it a TF2 style Rep-80.
Needs both components to work if they want to add some bullshit to it. And if they were based, give it an ubercharge like the Quick-Fix and have it work the same way and have the pack explode if you overheat it. We have literal teleportation tech now. I dont want to hear some stupid fucking excuse of "its too advanced" when asking for something we had in the first game that took place 100 years ago.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242716990157/76561197994442498

JUST PLAY THE GAME

>>532072439
>civilians didnt stay/survive in a warzone
gee
>there is an entire faction based on repurposed civilians
GEE
>they are all over the city maps
MMMMMMMHH

>>532072341
No, and you're just making up random shit completely unrelated to anything I said which is quite an accomplishment. The lore is very clear that Super Earth started all three wars. Nothing else you say is relevant.

>>532072427
Here's your dindu nuffin good boys. The spikes and bloodsoaked blades mean they fight for good and justice. When they rip out your spine and place your skull on a pike, that means you deserved it for being an evil chud human.

>>532072521
3/4 GET IN GERE WE'RE LAUGHING AT SPERGS ARGUING

>>532072585
Human Cybernetics was hated by Super Earth who faked an attack by them to justify a war to purge them. And yes the cybernetic humans made weapons to fight back, you think a fucking claw is more threatening than a AR15? I know which weapon I would rather have in a war.

>>532072439
Could be these planets are not rip for full blown colonization yet. Needing more terraforming or time for us to genetically manipulate crops. Hence why we have everyone cooped up in mega cities where localized tech can sustain us. To be fair the chances of finding a Earth like planet in all respects off the cuffs in wildly unlikely. We might be able to breathe on it but now fucking way it is just ready and waiting for billions of new comers to the previously unmolested ecosystem.

>>532072558
>The Illuminate still had enough manpower to not only attack but occupy megacities after the Great Host was btfo'd
Helldivers 2 is going off 40k logic where the population count doesnt matter.

>>532065032
>>532064805
3/4 now

Plasma can tongue my anus

>>532072824
Cybernetics wasnt hated. They just used it to dehumanize the Cyborgs.
We have armour in helldivers 2 that use Cybernetics thought they dont look nearly as sophisticated as the cyborgs implants.

>>532072824
>faked an attack
Got a source for that, lil gup? Or are you one of those "Buenos Aires was a false flag" redditors?

>>532072521
JOIN

Warp pack good. Must have on blitz. With bots just take nukepack too for when jammers pop up. Can use it even outside of jammers. Maximum efficiency

>>532073049
From helldivers 1.
It practically spells it out that it was a false flag.

>>532072558
Above is Tokyo after the most extensive bombing campaign in human history. You'll not even where buildings aren't the outlines of buildings are.
If you go drop on fucking Maretale or whatever, you won't see a road, you won't see damage from a warzone, you will see fortresses randomly placed in what looks like a nature reserve that hasn't see a single bit of human interaction outside of the forts.

>>532073049
See >>532072427 and
>The federation has decided that the Bug threat is becoming too great. Senator John W. Killjoy declared: "The Bugs have been a plague in this galaxy for far too long, they must now be eradicated before they spread to other worlds." [...] This is also proven by scientist Henk Ploeg Ph.D.: "The Bugs rapidly generate vast quantities of oil when they decompose. This is beneficial, but is not the primary reason why the Bugs must be exterminated. They are far too dangerous to be allowed to live."
>"We have reason to believe the Illuminates have Weapons of Mass Destruction, capable of destroying entire planets" stated house representative Powley Colle. He continued "Every statement I make today is backed up by reliable sources". Whether or not the Illuminates prove the large threat that Mr. Colle is so certain about is met by little resistance. Some sympathizers deny this fact and instead state that "The Illuminates are an ancient and wise species, they are no threat to us unless we threaten them". These voices were set right immediately afterwards through public executions.
If you can't read between the lines you're fucking retarded.

>>532072572
>The lore is very clear that Super Earth started all three wars.
The Super Earth GOVERNMENT started all three wars, both by lying about their enemies intentions with falseflag operations, as well as hiding the truth from their own people.
The people of Super Earth are innocent and unware of how badly they're being manipulated by a tiny shadow sect of people, and simply believe that their friends and family are being brutally threatened and slaughter by monsters because they lack the meta knowledge the play has, yet you're entirely willing to blame the common man with absolutely NO control over their "managed democracy" for the actions of the powerful few.
You are illiterate, and you're too full of yourself to realize it.

>warp crutch

>>532070310
Yes, go ahead and try to talk to the bots.
I'll be watching when they throw you in the blender.

>>532073234
See >>532072572

>They would disfigure civilians, both on their own side as well as kidnapped victims, into biomechanical monstrosities.
Good guys btw.
>Those unfortunate enough to have their procedures fail yet still survive, as well as those fallen in battle, would be permanently mutated into the horrendous Grotesques. Not even their pet dogs would be safe from their perversions, as the Cyborgs would take to adapting cybernetics onto dogs they acquired to turn them into vicious Hounds.
Good guys btw.

>>532073272
>seething because he doesnt have it yet
>somehow not using rr makes it a crutch

>>532073335
>Nearly wipe out an entire species
>Surprised they no longer want to talk
Im sure you have bigger problems to deal with right now Jew

>>532073272
Can you use your tears to cool off my pack? Thanks.

>>532073234
You're right we should have just let [insert nation that you disagree with hear] invade [whoever] becuase the government cause that invasion, and any damage to the civilians of nation 1 are too great to justify defending yourself.

>>532073364
>this entire post

>>532072521
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE 3/4

>>532068640
Because the WASP is for Illuminate maps

>>532073364
>On 6 August, a Little Boy was dropped on Hiroshima. Three days later, a Fat Man was dropped on Nagasaki
Good guys btw.

>>532073272
I can finally use heavy armor and not feel slow as fuck you keep your shitposting to yourself you little troll

>Be me
>18
>Super Citizen
>Minding my own business
>Suddenly some Squid pops out and starts sperging out about something that happened 100 years ago
>He turns my family into zombies
>"Wow, I truly am a horrible person"
This is how you sound when you say Super Earth is the bad guy.

>>532073524
>>532073486
>no argument
Show me Helldivers brutalizing Automaton and Illuminate civilians. Let's see some of that bad guy shit you keep harping on about.

>>532073524
Of course. Those bombs liberated millions of Chinese and Oceanic people from concentration camps.
Nobody in Helldivers is a good guy because they all have concentration camps.

>>532073692
Here is one: no shit sherlock

>>532073618
>nyoooo, not the heckin' innocenterinos
boohoo, cry about it

>>532073773
>innocenterinos
Did you have a stroke?

>>532073692
>Following several weeks of fierce battles since the terror bombing on Super Earth, Helldiver troops have finally disarmed and quarantined the Cyborgs. Rerouters spoke to Cyborg relations expert Dr. Gustaf Smith on why a decision to disarm was made. "We must show the world that the only way to create peace is through democracy." He continued "Therefore we have installed voting booths all around the capitals of Cyberstan and enforced voting turnout by further restricting liberties for entire families if they do not vote."
>Senator John W. Killjoy clarifies "We believe that the Cyborgs will change their entire culture thanks to the installation of these voting booths and the threat of being severely punished if they do not vote."
>Clearly, one cannot argue with the results since the first vote has seen 85% participation so far. Apparently the Army Tactical Command has decided that the Cyborg culture will be totally democratic in five years time, and during that time Federation troops will be stationed at Cyberstan to keep the peace and run government positions. The Super Earth Construction Company, SECC, will take over the forges and industrial complexes spread throughout Cyberstan. "We believe this will be very profitable for us, and for mankind" said CEO, Mullé Mick.

>>532073840
stroking it to the thought of a genocidal people reaping the whirlwind

>>532073958
>Trooncraft quote
Ah, a blizzard fan. Makes sense. Let me guess, you play Horde?

>>532073692
>>532073920
>ILLUMINATE SUBJUGATED!
>Super Earth soldiers have managed to defeat the highly advanced Illuminate race and talks with their former leaders are under way. The government of Super Earth demands that the Illuminates sign a treaty disallowing the Illuminates from ever creating an armed forces branch and immediately turning over all technology which could be used as weapons to the federation of Super Earth.
>Dr. Henk Ploeg excitedly exclaimed "The amount of technology we are going to receive will accelerate our technology tenfold and allow us to create peacekeeping devices that have the power to destroy entire planets!" What is to become of the subjugated squid-like creatures is unclear. What is certain, though, is that they will never pose a threat to Super Earth again. "Thanks Helldivers!" said Matthew Jing, 8yo, New New York. — Victory Text when the Illuminate are defeated

>Following their defeat on thier homeworld of Squ'Bai Shrine, The Illuminate were forced to surrender their technology before being exterminated
Glad to have have BTFO of your idiocy so easily

>>532073920
>building voting booths = war crime
Ok got it

>>532073392
>>532073446
>>532073596
seething shitters

>>532074052
you're not intelligent enough to be participating in my funny reply chain

Epoch needs a total rework lol

>>532074072
>lose galactic war you started
>get exterminated by the winning side
ok

>>532074238
Ooooh. Hit the nail a little too hard on the head, did I? Read you like a book.

>>532073618
>Be me
>18
>North Vietnamese
>Minding my own business
>Suddenly some American pops out and starts sperging out about the fact that some other North Vietnamese are invading South Vietnam
>He turns my family in ashes with Napalm
>"Wow, I truly am a horrible person"
The lose of individual civilian lives is a tragedy, but war is harsh. Perhaps the North Vietnamese should blame their government for starting a war, rather than blaming the liberators for trying to end the war?

>>532074320
>lose galactic war you started
Ah, you're trolling. Well you got me well done.

>>532074252
Please give your reasoning.
Let's start by saying that the spread being way off is an acknowledged bug. Okay, your turn.

>>532073618
The Super Earth Government is at fault for trying to genocide the Illuminate and laying the foundation for this to happen.
The Illuminate are at fault for pushing their vengeance onto the unenlightened masses 100 years later as if they were the ones that pulled the pulled the trigger.
The 18 year old Super Citizen that's just trying to live his life and has to watch his family be mutated into mindless zombies, is innocent.

>>532074252
it needs to have 0 spread, louder sound cue or a charging meter on the side of the gun

>>532074421
>Le sins of the father!
No.

automaton civilians have been brutalized and murdered for simply existing in peace. super earth's hateful genocide is indefensible.

>>532074408
Okay. Make it not gay.

I put a card facing down and end my turn.

>>532074515
Literally every single war in human history was started by old men with old grievances that predated the men who actually fought and died over them.

we're gonna win the war, ergo everything we've ever done was right
it's really that fucking shrimple
cope ayyliums

>>532074539
I'm not defending them. I am attempting to accelerate them.

>>532074568
You made this card out of napkins and a sharpie. Sir, please leave the duel arena and then take a shower.

>>532073618
>Be me
>Be 18
>Super Earth is continuously attacking other species
>Tells me they attacked first (we attacked first)
>Tells me there is no possible method for peace (Squids are open to diplomacy, bugs will stop attacking once we stop farming them for oil, bots will stop attacking when we stop attacking them)
>Tells me either I fight and die for Super Earth, or they will shoot me
>Go and become a Helldiver or get shot (happens often, Super Destroyer TV even has ads about killing anyone who doesn't want more war)
Fixed. Super Earth are the bad guys, confirmed by the lore, HD1 and 2 and even the studio itself.

>>532074390
Every accusation is a confession

>install dbz teleport sound for the backpack
>everyone brings the warp backpack
>mission sounds like a constant dbz fight
fucking nice

>>532074515
The Super Earth Government still exists. The father is still alive.
The issue is that by trying to kill the father, forces like the Automatons and Illuminate end up slaughtering the sons.

>>532074515
To be clear the PRC is justified in existing, and it is the RoC who should peacefully submit and die right? It's been 74 years.

>>532074539
Reminder the context of that scene was because some robonigger killed 2 people and a small chihuahua and when they decided to execute the bot for being a faggot the bots had a meltdown saying "THATS NOT LE FAIR!! MUH RIGHTS!!!!" Even though thats how humanity would probably treat one of their own.
Bots dont deserve rights.

>>532074515
>father
Super Earth is still Super Earth we WON you stupid nigger

>>532074762
>bots will stop attacking when we stop attacking them
Confirmed for not having played since launch tourist

>>532074762
>Squids are open to diplomacy, bugs will stop attacking once we stop farming them for oil, bots will stop attacking when we stop attacking them
How fucking retarded do you have to be to spew this horseshit

Snow day on planet Julheim (Bots)
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242717865657/76561198177911379

>>532074762
The first galactic war was 100 years ago. There was nothing going on between that time.

>Squids are open to diplomacy
Is that before or after the mindrape and forced fleshmelding?

>>532074754
Alright

>>532075072
2/4

>Eagle storm
Yeah, no. Fuck that shit, to Claorell we go.

I don't give a fuck who started this war, all I know is I'm gonna finish it.

>>532074921
>>532075005
>>532075104
I fucking love how easy it is to prove you fags wrong.

We still had cyber slaves, the fleet is a liberation fleet. The bugs were forced into concentration camps being turned into oil, we forced their evolution and they broke free. And we fucking NUKED a planet with Squid tech which allowed them back and no shit the intelligent species we nearly genocided came back for revenge the thing we are CLAIMING to be doing now.

Just say you're racist and humans > aliens and give up. The entire setting, lore and dev team is against you.

>>532074762
Sounds to me like that Helldiver is just an innocent and heroic guy making a noble sacrifice to protect his friends and family from what he's been taught and shown to be objectively evil threats with no way to know any better. That would mean we're actually playing as the good guys.

>>532055731
Based combat king making stealthtrannies seethe.

>>532074921
>>532075005
>>532075104
Retards.

>>532075369
Based.

>>532075408
Willful ignorance is not an excuse for immorality.

>>532075376
>Defending bugs
How many tattoos do you have?

>>532075072
3/4 come join the fun

*BWOOP BWOOP* IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT *BWOOP BWOOP*
If your complaints about the Epoch go beyond the terrible spread, you may have a terminal case of [Skill Issue]!
Even the most average person is capable of repeatedly releasing perfectly charged shots without blowing themselves up even once!
If your complaints are in regards to the ammo capacity because "hulks require two shots to kill," please wait until the accuracy fix is in, and then begin complaining when you discover you are bad at coinslotting them!
If your complaints are in regards to not being able to destroy nests, UFOs, and fabs with a weakpoint hit, take comfort in knowing that Alexus is right.
If your complaints are about it not destroying chainlink fences and shipping container doors, please tell arrowhead they need to rework the demo force required for those objects, not give the Epoch more demo force.
*BWOOP BWOOP* THIS CONCLUDES THE ANNOUNCEMENT *BWOOP BWOOP*

>>532075376
>Just say you're racist and humans > aliens and give up. The entire setting, lore and dev team is against you.
I am racist, humans > aliens and the devs DO agree with me. You don't make these kind of games without tacit endorsement no matter how much you lie to internet journalists. Go the FUCK back, tourist.

>>532075486
Gross.

>>532075563
omg SEAF-chan hiiiiiiiiiii

>>532075462
>Willful ignorance
How is it willful if there's no way to educate yourself? Do you really think the SE Government lets you just go on the internet and look up the fact that they falseflagged their attack on the Illuminate? The only thing the average citizen is allowed to know is what the government let's them know, it is unwillful ignorance, and that isn't something that someone in their position can prevent.

>>532075582
>Denying reality to live in fiction so your fweelings dont get hurt
Very tranny behavior

Justice shall soon wipe out all enemies of humanity. She's not racist, just doesn't like them.

>>532042323
fvll?

>at extraction
>notice some dude is wearing a portable hellbomb
>when a few of us are around him, sneakily press E
>BWOOOMP
>”OH SHIT”
>”WHAT THE FUCK WHO DID THAT”
>BOOOOOM
Kek

>>532037168
>>532037613
I'm a girl and they're so beautiful...

>>532075743
>Terminate illegal broadcast
One of the core problems with authoritative governments is its a never-ending war to keep people under your thumb because no one wants to be there. There is always people fighting for truth and freedom; and that isn't what Super Earth wants. You spend every other mission blowing up dissidents resources.

Genuinely anon you need help.

>/hdg/ when something is good
CRUTCH CRUTCH CRUTCH CRUTCH CRUTCH

>/hdg/ when something is bad
DOGSHIT STRATS DOGSHIT WEAPON ONLY DOGSHIT PLAYERS USES THEM LOLOLOLOLOL

Feels like 80% of the posters here doesn't even play the game

>>532075983
that lobby is from five hours ago, come with us instead >>532075072

>>532076049
>Feels like 80% of the posters here doesn't even play the game
Shit he's on to us

>>532075835
Adjudicator is the replacement for Justice. Enjoy your fish.

>>532076049
>Feels like 80% of the posters here doesn't even play the game
Well if you're posting here, you're not playing the game lol.

>>532076049
>/hdg/ when something is bad
more like "Skill issue durr ur a shitter"

>>532070539
You don't have a point, my controonian friend. You're all edge.

>>532076049
All the good posters left before the illuminates came. This place had soul.

>>532076127
That would just be correct.

>>532075995
>push rando's hellbomb button
>maniacal laugh emote
I have done it once and I will do it again

>>532076142
>40k
>not edge
Newfag. Back when 40k was peak it was nothing but edge.

>>532075775
Where there's smoke, there's fire. If we caught you playing a bunch of games featuring sexualized furry characters, everyone would be raising their collective eyebrow at you as you deny being a furry.

Helldivers 2 IS an endorsement of human supremacy. The creators are complicit, the consumers are complicit, the only one here who doesn't get it is (YOU). Now leave.

>>532065032
Refuse your what?

>>532074762
Stop being a whiny faggot

>>532076049
/vg/ generals eventually just fall apart even if they get lots of posting. It seems to be that some people just become rusted on, and the shitposting becomes their identity moreso than the game. /hdg/ is about 90% of the way of turning into /coopg/, the festering shithole that it is, where you can't post anything without people thinking its trolling or trolling you about it.

The months just after the split were peak and this place was great, its falling badly since then.

>>532076323
The whiny faggot is the people who want to deny reality to fit their tranny hugbox where Super Earth are the good guys. I am glad to have so easily shut you all down and make you seethe uncontrollably like the reddit fags you are.

>>532073221

You guys seem to be having a lot of trouble.
I made a flow chart on how to tell if a faction is moral, immoral or amoral.
Please refer to this chart in any future discussions of morality in HD2.

>>532076275
>The creators are complicit
The creators have numerously posted we are the bad guys.
>the consumers are complicit
Im right here, telling you we're the bad guys.

So nope, you lose.

>>532076554
The only bad guys here are the inhuman enemies of mankind and the anti-human redditor spewing bile at me.

Can the portable hellbomb be used to circumvent the jammer? Like, if you call it in and equip it out of jammer range, then have someone trigger it just at the jammer before you even shut the jammer down, will it blow it up or not?

>>532076017
>One of the core problems with authoritative governments is its a never-ending war to keep people under your thumb because no one wants to be there.
And the MAIN POINT of Helldivers is that people have been trapped under the government's thumb for SO LONG that they've completely forgotten what exists outside of their bubble of falsely curated information that has allowed their rulers to completely redefine history in a way that hasn't even been achieved in the real world.
The closest comparison we have would be something similar to North Korea, but even they haven't managed to pull off something as horrifying as Super Earth has. The people of Super Earth have no reason to fight because they've been shown constant "proof" that this is the best things have ever been. They have no reason to question their government because they've been shown "proof" that they have their best interests in mind. They have no reason to doubt that their enemies are pure evil for absolutely no reason, because all they've ever known is that they've been trying to kill everyone they care about for no reason.

The Super Earth government is objectively wicked, both for its actions against the enemies you face, AS WELL as it's own citizens, BOTH of which are victims to the greed and manipulative nature of the people in total control of them.

>Genuinely anon you need help.
I haven't the slightest idea what you mean. I'm not defending totalitarianism in any way, shape, or form, I'm simply passionate about the fiction I take the time to consume, and it bothers me when people clearly don't understand what they're talking about.

>>532076821
Yes

What goes on in the empty quadrant of the map? Just humans living peacefully?

>>532076884
>>532076781
Please consult the chart >>532076553

>>532077005
peacefully... as BAD GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>532074408
>>532074432
Zero spread, zero arc, better sound queues like the laser cannon has for overcharging, at least 1 explosive damage so it can at least destroy bugholes and shipping containers, and either an AOE buff or +1 charge to magazines. If it takes two hits to kill most heavies and it gives 3 shots it puts it in an awkward position. If it had a slight increase to its max charge time with a better queue it would be cleaner to use. Right now its too timing oriented with no payoff. It also doesnt make sense to be stationary reload when all youre doing is dropping a battery/gas container in it. It needs ONE of the buffs I suggested AT LEAST. And an animation rework YESTERDAY

>>532040421
Needs the plasma launcher and plasma sword.

>>532075376
Whoa thats crazy. Hey Jaime, pull up the live helldiver feed of automaton and illuminate atrocities on super citizens.

>>532077064
i knew it

>>532055087
what would arrowhead even do with all the gun variants that exist solely to use a different ammunition
there's shotguns with literally the only difference between them being whether they fire buckshot or slugs or birdshot or dragonbreath

>>532076821
Yes thats one of the key uses for it. It shines with bots and squids

>>532077064
>>532077005
The North Vietnamese had lots of farmers back in the 1960s and 1970s. Just becuase a nation has farmers in it doesn't mean they are good. I'm certain a nation you think is bad has farmers peacefully farming right now.

I think Super Earth is pretty based. a much nicer place to live than the Imperium, only bad thing is they're also really good at oppressing you in ways you don't realize.

Weird how redditors tell us we're committing all these war crimes and evil things that we never see happen in the game. Maybe all helldivers are on psychodrugs and all of our mission objectives aren't what they seem? Remember when we bombed that automaton preschool? Hmmm?

Have you guys autism maxxed out every primary yet or is that not a thing?

>>532077276
who cares its practically a utopia if you live in the inner planets (not SE) just be loyal to the government

>>532077418
Well for several years there were no city defense missions, did Helldivers not defend cities untill it was added.

>>532077418
>swiggers just ripped off Haze
I knew it.

>>532077228
you could do some dumb shit like limiting some alternative ammunitions to particular weapons, like breaker spray n pray getting flechettes lol remember breaker bugbiter while the incel gets acid or whatever

>>532077439
someone has ive seen the screenshot but most people no

>>532077276
There are worlds in the imperium that just look like the helldivers 2 intro but instead of praising managed democracy you praise the emperor.
There are cubicle office worker wageslaves that work their completely mundanely soul crushing job to go back to their mediocre apartment and the apocalyptic galactic war and magical hell realm and emperor worship is just background noise.

>>532077545
>bugbiter
nailspitter

>>532074568
Xir, please put your pants back on.

>lets put all our strategically vital infrastructure on the front fucking lines
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>>532077598
I think I'm going for it. We got a month before the xboxers come and I still got 3 whole warbonds to grind out so may as well become proficient on every primary.

https://youtu.be/NL4ZxDWLwpM?t=327

>me sneaking into a bot jammer base, never getting detected

I want missions where we do evil shit. Side objective where we kill traitors (kill fleeing traumatized SEAF troops)

>>532078614
Killing dissenters would be kino.
>bald wojak runs up to you and says "ummm you guys know super earth is evil right" moments before you bisect him with your laser cannon

>>532078614
Proper bot cities with civilians that are wearing the Super Earth civilian outfit that is red instead of baby blue.
You have to do a bunch of objectives to blow up the civilian evacution ship while the Bots try to stop you from massacuruing their makers/families.
Side objectives where you break into bunkers sheltering civilians who are not high enough class to get about the evac ship.

>>532078921
>uhhhm ackshually its us humans who are the bad guy-AAACK!
>+25 Requisition

>>532077102
See >>532075563

>>532076884
>that they've completely forgotten what exists outside of their bubble
Terminate propaganda towers.

Didn't read the rest, you clearly dont even play.

>>532078921
this is what all pro-SE arguments basically boil down to
armchair chuds saying they want to simulate curb stomping trannies in a videogame where they get to be le heckin' super cool death squad man

>>532078921
>>532079239
Just move to China or North Korea its literally that.

>>532079646
Do you know what game you're playing lil bro? Traitors don't get cupcakes and apple juice. Go outside of the mission bounds and see what happens.

>>532078614
The problem is that people get triggered IRL when you add stuff like that, they couldn't sell HD2 in stores if you were told to murder innocents.

Reminder that if you collect SEAF soldiers to give the "Stop" command before going to extraction. This will force the soldier to remain at their current location. Since helldivers are a bunch of bleach drinking morons that HAVE TO HAVE THEIR EEEEEEEPICCCCCCCC dust off they drop red strats before leaving and result in following SEAF to be immolated.

>>532079646
>>532079740
>they're talking about anti-super earth wojaks who hate humans... they're actually talking about ME!!!!!
self own

>>532079956
Sorry I don't speak ESL can you use google translate

>>532079740
>>532079646
>non-argument
>insult flinging tantrum
Concession accepted.

>>532080028
Projection

>>532080010
It appears you lack basic reading comprehension skills. Please return to Reddit.

>>532080087
Deflection.

>>532080150
Sorry still doesn't make any sense, perhaps get Chatgpt to write it since you can't speak English.

Imagine seeing a wojak and feel personally attacked. Couldn't be me.

>>532080212
Projection.

Wojacks are like smoking, tattoos, having dyed hair or being a tranny, it just means we know you're retarded and can be ignored.

>Wojacks are like smoking, tattoos, having dyed hair or being a tranny, it just means we know you're retarded and can be ignored.

wait why is everyone upset did we fail the rigged major order or something?

>>532079845
traitors are not innocents

>>532080482
You got really upset at the thought that you would be killed for being a contrarian retard in a fictional society. Do you need therapy?

>>532080604
The chart was too complex for them. They can't figure out who the bad guys in HD2 are.

fuckers are getting smarter by the day
https://files.catbox.moe/oc2rxr.mp4

>NPC whos entire job is to hint to you how dogshit Super Earth is goes on months long vacation
>anons: woah, super earth is...le heckin' based?
damn...without her it really isn't opaque enough for them...we're missing a core component of the media, we can't even blame literacy at this point

>>532066573
Who cares. Killem all.

>>532081106
Nigger she's gone because her VA is on strike

>Point out Wojacks are Trannies
>They absolutely melt down
Classic denial of reality

What do (You) want to see added to the game most?

>>532081106
giga retard post

>>532081106
Shes on strike to protest the use of AI in video games and the devs quite wholesomely removed her from the game as well. They added a line about how based Super Earth is by making all Art owned by the government too.

>>532072521
3/4 LAST ONE BUG BLITZ BABY WE NEED A HARD NIGGA

>>532081363
I wanna say better melee weapons or like reds or some shit.
But I really wanna see more unique stuff that adds more depth to the game.

>>532067225
>>532067856
It was in the MO blurbs when the bots were invaded after being pushes off the map. It's good to know there are people still just buying Helldivers 2 now!

>>532081230
>>532081453
The strike is over.
>They added a line about how based Super Earth is by making all Art owned by the government too
You are retarded.

>>532081453
>Shes on strike to protest the use of AI in video games
so a retard then, I hope we get a robot (non-automaton) NPC to replace her

>>532081363
A difficulty setting that lets enemies actually use their weapons to attack me.

I saved a seaf I checked up on him and he stared at me for 5 seconds and screamed "HOLY SHIT, ITS A BOT!" and shot me in the fucking face. ASSHOLE

kill yourself avatar slop

keep making him mad avatar slop

>>532081771
Nigga u need to reply to him you passive aggressive baby

>>532081557
Sorry facts hurt your feeling you dumb nigger, feel free to listen to the voice line any time

you know there's a report feature and avatarposting is a reason, right

>>532081720
What a patriot.

>>532081363
Fucking D11. And I want it to be one hit kill for all enemies. I also want it to give no unique rewards at all, so shitters don't join it because they want more credits/xp/a unique cape or whatever fucking tripe devs love to throw in which fucks up the whole point of higher difficulties which is the challenge itself.

>>532081094
>filename
definitely needs correction

>>532078921
just visualizing a bald basedjak running up to me made me laugh...

>>532072521
gg

>>532082154
>basedjak running
>running
>cant even clean his room or take a shower let alone run
lmao

>>532081720
I mean he's not wrong...

I checked a phone from a deceased SEAF soldier and it was chockfull of indecent anthropomorphic female bot and bug pictures

I wish the scream sound wasn't silent in game for me

>>532082318
>anthropomorphic
Cringe

>>532082154

>>532082318
The enemy cannot win it you envision them as sex objects and fuck them. There is no defense against that

>>532079646
>simulate curb stomping trannies in a videogame
No one says that because no one cares enough to say it

Story told from the PoV of a former SEAF volunteer. A Terminid invasion took his planet by complete suprise, to the point where even getting high priority evacs was barely happening. He joined to help get the mass evacuation ships up and running, not only because it's the right thing to do generally, but because his children were to be put on those ships.
Just as it SEAF is starting to get things under control. The illuminate invades. He doesn't know if his children made it off world, and as Super Earth control over the planet deteriorates, his squad stops receiving orders, and he deserts.
When the illuminate starts an extensive bombardment campaign against the terminids, he paints over the Super Earth symbol and the national colors on his armor. If he dies here, he would die happy knowing that Democracy really does Protect and that his kids made it off world to his Helldiver wife. His "heresy" goes unpunished, and he loses faith.
This is where we pick up with him, 2 months have passed since he lost all hope of his children being alive and of rescue. He is a husk of a man, going through the recursive motions needed to keep himself alive, out of habit more than desire.
The illuminate have already harvested most of what was useful on this planet and are pulling out.
By coincidence, he runs into a bunch of Voteless moving aggressively towards one building. He puts his life on the line to save this stranger. An illuminate dropship arrives, and he gets critically injured fighting the overseers. Then he sees he wasn't saving a human, and instead, it was a Terminid Hive Guard. He slumps over and accepts his fate, but she decides to return his kindness and risks her life fighting the overseers to save him.
They escape, and being so lonely and broken for so long, they begin to bond despite their mutual hate. Eventually, they fall in love, and after the illuminate leave, they build a little house in the woods together.

Thoughts, would you be interested in reading that?

I ain't reading that shit

I'm bored

>>532082876
Make it a brood commander that's lost her brood and I'm sold

>>532083034
shouldve joined our 2/3 bug blitz xis

>>532082579
Imagine if we got that as an emote. That'd be sick

>>532082551
colbert jumpscare

>>532083301
I always assumed brood commander was just a name, not that she actually made those warriors. Who wants a wife that forces her children into battle anyway.

When is the incendiary mortar being added?

>>532080791

>>532083921
>ragdolls you into a burning napalm pool
hopefully never

>>532084020
What about the gas mortar? How about the arc cluster shot mortar?

>>532083983
>It's over I drew you as the Wojak and me as the Chad

Would (you) use this support stratagem?

>>532083873
I just thought that a bug that specifically fights with a squad would be more devastated at being alone and maybe more willing to bond with someone because she doesn't want to be alone anymore

>>532084226
Only if I get to drive the support drone

>>532084226
hell fucking no and stop using this retarded shit as an excuse to spam your faggotry

>>532084425
RR sissy detected

>>532084226
No, why the fuck would I, it failed to kill the furry so I would say it's pretty shit at its job.

Laugh emote is kino and I will hear nothing otherwise

>>532084226
How would this even work?

its done... fuck using this thing on bots i shouldve been on bugs the whole time i was leveling it.

>>532084226
>Drops one (1) magazine
Something Alexus would make

>>532084226
one (1) mag airdrop... hmm yeah maybe not. ba anime sucks btw

>>532084608
>70 super credits to your name

>>532084226
Honestly, a support dog that hold my unused weapon and reload them for me would be great

>>532083983
Chud would never shit talk a good ol concentration camp!

>>532084736
i got every warbond but im trying to finish the supershop. its a big sink, ive only got like 4.5 pages left though of the permanent shop

>>532084580
it picks up unequipped weapons and 3d prints a fresh magazine for them, reloading them without using up your ammo supply

>>532075072
GGs, arrowhed plos fix eepok

I want a fourth enemy faction.

>>532085010
if 4th is as bad as illuminate they can keep it

where lobby

>>532084996
skill issue unironically desu

>>532085065
When i finish showering/grabbing grub, wait about 30 min

>New armor type above heavy
>Hellmarine Armor

>>532085010
bro what if we just like, had AI make it?

>>532085468
haha, space marine, sweet!

>>532085468
retarded. its already bad enough with heavy that i die to always being out of stamina. warp pack atleast alleviates that. this would be retarded. also
>SWEDEN MAKE A CROSSOVER OF MY FAVORITE BASEDGAME

>>532085668
HD2 already had a crossover, fag
Might as well do kino crossovers

>>532085668
Heavy armor with warp pack is fucking sick.
One day.
One day we will have food melee weapons .

>>532084269
I mean, Hive Guards spawn in groups, and it's in their name to guard the place where they live. Anyway, in a world where terminids pass the harkness test, it's hard to imagine a truely antisocial sapient species coming to exist naturally.
The intent is to have the boy more bent out of shape by the ordeal, only to find comfort in the stability of her armor plates, correcting his life up ended.

warping already exists. melee weapons already exist. where is my warping melee mech with shotgun offhand?

Every single time I try to play this game now it either drops to 3 fps during the drop sequence or mid game and then crashes. Didn't have any issues before the update.

Would this save the game?

>>532085990
alexus is on it

>>532085990
>reposting random niggers discord messages
fuck right back off to where you came from trooncorder

>>532085887
>unsolicited rambling about the Hero's Journey
Saar the Grock is malfunctioning plz redeem immediately.

>>532085990
thanks rumpus, great post

>>532085990
i hate this autistic fixation of 'everything needs to be perfectly in line or how else will be balance the game?'
>PEACEMAKER GOT EXTRA MAGAZINE
>PEACEMAKER META SOON?
this is what all patch discussion since december looks like now

needs to be a mech warbond with as many stratagems in it as this one. flame mortar mech to steal from bots, bile spewer mech to steal from bugs, and warp melee mech to steal from illuminate

>>532085990
>discord troons being right about anything
>nerftrannies getting anything but more L's
What the hell do (You) think? Only a coomer themed warbond can save this game now.

>>532085990
This guy is retarded and has shitter takes

>>532085887
Its up to you and I'd probably give it a read anyways

>>532079845
call of duty got away with it

>>532085990
All of those weapons are fine, thermite isnt even top tier anymore, it's only good because the AT reds fucking suck.

>>532085990
Who is this fucking nigger and why should literally anyone care

>>532078614
Wholesale reprisal genocide (bytecide?) of Cyberstan. All the bots, even the unarmed ones. Even the freshly built ones.

Why is AH so allergic to explain anything in game? Why do I need to go to wiki to find about enemies. Why isn't galactic war explained anywhere. How liberating and defending work.
Why do they expect us to care and do smart choices. When game is structured as pick planet and just play.
Why did they drop new warbond during bot megacity MO. When there is no SC to be found on those maps.
>>532085975
I don't have lot of issues other people have. So it's probably ram or cpu issue. But I have shuttering during drop. Which is strange. I have no idea what could be issue.

>>532086341
Mech technician perk that grants 100% more mech limb hp OR swap this to an armor and make the perk grant 1 more mech per mission with decreased cooldown between. And then during this warbond, make the diapers shield larger so that it encompasses the entirety of the mech when you get in it. Add a secondary welding torch that has abysmal damage and is basically a melee but can fix limb hp or just make it a stratagem and have it be a support weapon

>>532086617
would you kill baby robot hitler fresh off the production line?

>>532086669
Everyone's been having that shuttering issue. It's just a minor annoyance and AH being AH.

>>532086726
I'd kill him even before he finished activating.

>>532086669
Just play the game lmao

>>532086617
Including the fleshy ones that run and scream, and sound and look exactly like humans

>New megacity
>Can actually fucking see
Why was that one city so dark for no damn reason?

>>532086341
Mech pilot armour. Only light. But grants mech limb hp and movement speed.
Mech Corp booster that grant 1 extra mech/car.

>>532086774

>>532086824
Everything. Cyberstan will burn until it's surface is but glass, for their destruction is the will of Democracy, and we - we are it's instrument!

>>532086669
Ignorant players are easier to exploit and easier to appease. If players knew too much about the game mechanics, they may start to question the devs' competence, or 'right to rule' if you will. Don't draw any parallels to other things, I am talking strictly within the confines of a children's videogame.

Armors should be cosmetic (within a type) with swappable perks. Damage reduction should not be built-in but a stackable perk. Heavier armors should get more perks (up to 3). Light gets 1, Medium gets 2, Heavy gets 3.

So you could have a heavy armor that is full of useful utility perks or stack 3 damage reductions for maximum survivability.

>>532086764
Just strange what caused it. After last big patch. Loading for me was really fast and I hit ground before I could steer.
Now loading time is loooooong and shutter. Are they messing with files becouse game has bloated so mucu

>>532086601
If I had to guess, one of the retards who has taken up residence in The Armory channel on the official discord. That place tends to have the most outspoken retards when it comes to being outright wrong about how things work in game, acting like children when datamining proves them wrong, and having dogshit takes on balance.

Lmao I searched him on the discord right after typing that and sure enough

>>532087182
Heavy would just be busted as fuck especially considering warp pack exists now. Stupid idea, finally make heavy viable for regular play and you want it to just dwarf medium and light for no reason?

>>532086946
Mech pilot armor should when your mech/vehicle explodes send you flying upwards safely and then let you parachute back down so you can land somewhere else.

Or just like, 50% cooldown on vehicles that will work too.

>>532087321
All we need is heavy scout.

>>532087395
That would be a booster not an armor perk anon….
>>532087431
Would actually work I regularly get ahead of medium and light teammates with warp pack now as a heavy.

>>532087316
>acting like children when datamining proves them wrong, and having dogshit takes on balance.
Care to provide some examples?

Why are we still focusing on gaylivaire or whatever, it's a red herring, their true objective is claorell where the forge resides.

>>532087590
>incel corps
>meteors
nah you can keep that gay planet