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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
GEEPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD
>>532044018What would be the quickest way for a new player to collect close to 200 rolls to achieve that?
>>532044687 (OP)>hertaschizo back to posting yuriI see melty is over
>>532044687 (OP)They seriously couldn't have used Moze or Zueyi or whatever for Assassin?
Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!
>>532044818>Destination: Pier Point
>>532044849Paypig, obviously.
>>532044849what are you, poor?
>>532044993Always T0 in my heart.
Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit
+1 hyacine 0 (null) contribution
>>532044823>>532044687 (OP)Forgot to mention, thanks for the C&C OP!
>>532044849>new playerNever roll on reruns, unless you absolutely love the character. It is never worth it.
>>532044849Go back to when 3.4 just started and spam the skip button on all the story content and do base SU, DU, and UD
Otherwise with this short of a time window, you'll have to use THAT...
>>532045263Cute blonde Hyacine
Hours of hot sweat sex with Phaion of Aedes Elysiae
Cerydra is not a Chrysos Heir but a Titan.
Cerydra is Talaton who has kept her memory throughout all of the Eternal Reccurence, this is the source of the Titans of Fate's prophecies. The battle she lost that led to her crazy phase was against the Black Tide which started to corrupt her like it does other Titans.
Your heard it here first.
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>>532044849Pump your luck stat then head to a 7/11 and buy a lottery ticket. If you lose, come back home and roll whatever stellar jades and tickets you've got so far and you'll get him and his cone guaranteed. If you win, cash the check and spend the money rolling.
>>532045476clearly there's nothing wrong with that post
>>532044849A new player shouldn't roll for sunday, sunday won't significantly improve his gameplay experience when clearing the story unless he has saber or phainon already.
He's given redman and he can redeem free luocha if he can't get gallagher or baily from his beginner pulls. That's enough to comfortably play the story, early endgame floors, and the lower difficulty SU content and by the time he's done with that (the story is 100+ hours long) he will have enough pulls and trailblazer level to start thinking about the endgame and investing in a team.
Threadly reminder that Phaidei won
>>532045487are you calling me a pedo
>>532045450I give him credit for making some of the most staunch Stelle yurifutafags desire to see her get bred
>>532045641Sorry the new meta is to blaze through the entire storyline skip skip skip in one long weekend
>>532044849I think SU/DU gives a shit ton of rolls since you get jades whenever you acquire a new curio or blessing, also early endgame stages and level up rewards from gaining exp
>>532046056goodnight oomfie
>>532045641Sunday is a good cope option for Archer though?
He also works with Aglaea, Phainon, Saber, Anaxa, Mydei, basically any hypercarry and he'll synergise with Daniel who's free
Is "NUKITASHI The Animation" an /hsrg/core anime?
>>532046056I'm not your frend, buddeh
>>532046235>He also works with Aglaea, Phainon, Saber, Anaxa, MydeiNone of which a new player would have
Everyday until Mywife comes back
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>>532045415>tells her to touch grass>xitter somehow see that as gay sex
>>532046056Goodnight Yuyu
Rule #1 of /hsrg/: There are no rules
Rule #2: Girlfeets are smelly
>never pull on reruns
>but also every new character is a brick without X old support/sustain/whatever
So are you just supposed to skip everyone or what
>>532046312Then roll them when their banner is up? A new player will take months to clear endgame anyway. Might as well farm relics in the meantime.
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How are top-up sites about to give you stellar jades from your UID?
>>532046514You're supposed to not listen to /hsrg/, that's what you're supposed to do.
>>532046514you were supposed to get them on their first banner retard
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You and I, we like the feet!
Kissing soles is carved in too deep, oh-oh~
Cream the ankles, and sniff the folds~!
Footjobs are too sexy...
We are gonna glaze all those toes!
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That was the easiest PF I've ever had since 1.X. The blessings were purely for DoT but I still got 70k with auto.
All E0S1 or E0S0 except fofo E1S1
>>532046514Roll for a dps you like unless they have a giga bricked kit.
Then roll their currently best supports.
>>532046630But I didn't have the characters they were meant to support during their first banner so people told me to skip...
>>532046657I can smell her onion-y armpits just LOOKING at this pic!
>>532046836Fuarkkkkkk I forgot about PF tomorrow but I still haven't built Kafka for her new kit
Can I still make it anyway?
>>532047114It's piss easy. You don't even need a DoT team. Any 3.x team will do really. To be honest even a 2.x team can easily do it.
>>532047247what makes it so easy?
>>532047247Comment earlier said this PF was the hardest it's ever been? So what's the truth?
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Cerydra bros this is good enough right?
>>532047247>they only upped PF's difficulty for Herta's rerun and it's already back to normalLol
>>532046235For a new player without gold relics (ie speed tuning and hyperspeed are not possible) sunday is crap. If he rolls for a hypercarry sure he can get sunday, but for just playing the story and SU with redman the experience isn't gonna be too much better than 4 stars, and by the time everything is finished he will have both archer and sunday having incomplete teams and be short 2 gold vs if he just played the plot with archer and luocha/ruan mei alone and those 2 gold can be the foundation of a fresh meta team when his account is actually endgame ready.
The dan synergy+dan being free in the first place is as credible as castorice needing sunday and anaxa being free. Nothing can be believed until 3.6 v1 drops.
>>532047376Nta, the grit is ass. No AoE = no fast grit stack.
I regret skipping fake snek lady
>>532047415>CerydrabrosNo such thing.
>>532047415Nothing is good enough for her
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>>532047584Sure anon sure
https://files.catbox.moe/otylzc.png
>>532047415Holding judgement until v5
>>532046682cute stinky FEETS! <3
>>532047415I still don't know what sets she should use. Double atk%? Double speed? or some meme like wandering passerby?
Dont they have incentive to buff Cerydra only after Sunday/Tribbie/Sparkle are off the banners? V4 will bring the good stuff trust
>>532046514Pulling reruns to build around a new character with team completion in mind is fine. It's not bad to pull sunday for saber and phainon, for example.
Pulling reruns as the foundation of a team is retarded. Sunday may not have a new teammate for an entire year and a half like DOT.
In that scenario you will have to fish for powercrept bricks to enable your powercrept brick, instead of to prop up actually good units.
>>532047912she need 160spd and 4000 atk the set is whatever you want
>>532047501>castorice needing sundayThat wasn't leaked.
>anaxa being freeNeither was this. That was just shitposting.
I can only say that I started playing the game on Sunday's banner, luckshitted JY and just played them together. I rushed through the story so some battles were tougher and it would have sucked without a proper team. I still think Sunday is a good pick-up, especially when a newbie has a shit ton of rolls and the next patch is a dry patch.
>>532046236Better than hoyo ubw
>>532048123>160spdIs that with her self speed buff or without?
>>53204804090+% of banner sales occur in the first day- the profits are already mostly decided before v3, hence v3 has the most drastic changes and sets the tone for the kit mechanics and power level.
I never understood the line of thinking that they hide info until the banners end, the only people waiting to decide with the most info possible are too careful with their resources to make money off anyway.
>>532048403with unless you wanna kill yourself farming
https://files.catbox.moe/yvmsor.jpg
My opinion is that you should only pull a character if you already have their best in slot gear + all required upgrade materials prefarmed before their release (unless their BiS set releases in the same patch)
If you cannot do that yet then you have no business pulling new characters
>>532048632Wait this isn't gay porn.
>>532047363The fact that didn't really read what the buffs do and used my Cas/RMC/Pela/Hyacine and Kafka/BS/RM/Gallagher and full auto it. Still got 70k something and some change. It was the first time I brought out my DoT team in a year I think.
>>532047415Bro your 4p sacredos?
4p sac is better then 2p/2p with like 3.7k atk
Can someone explain to me like a retard when Saber gets two attacks in a row
>>532047725Damn that's a sexy toned body she got. IWTWM.
>>532048976A big chunk of her "energy" is fake but when your fake energy would get you to an ult she AAs herself so her E can turn the fake energy real.
>>532046514You pull for who makes your dick hardest and then build from there.
>>532048632Why is it reddish and swollen? Does she have an infection?
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>532048525it's closer to 50% day1. and they nerfed tribbie while robin was rerunning, and just happened to buff her afterwards
>>532048632>female pussy and breasts
>>532046554how come we donโt get events like this anymore?
>>532048040Just like how they buffed Cipher when JQ left LMAO
>>532048221You rolled jing yuan who synergizes with sunday, so by the time you finish he is endgame ready. You also pulled sunday on his first run, when there was a high chance of future teammates releasing.
These people are recommending him to pull sunday on his 2nd run without a perfectly adapted dps with the hope of him grabbing someone's leg later.
>>532049439All the funding went to Yixuan's ass physics please understand
>>532049505honestly even pulling him if you had a DPS to go with him would be dumb because phainon or saber will already be powercrept to shit by the time you'd be ready to take them into endgame content
This is the first time in long while that I can actually relax for PF. It has always been my weakest mode. I'm happy they gave a freebie.
Iโve been saving my Ruan Mei eidolon for like 6 patches now when are they adding new shit
>>532049505This Uncle hates Sunday and also "leaked" that he wouldn't work with Aglaea. If you believed any of his opinions after that didn't turn out to be true you only have yourself to blame.
>These people are recommending him to pull sunday on his 2nd run without a perfectly adapted dps with the hope of him grabbing someone's leg later.It's because most 3.x dps work with him so he's a safe bet when any of them catches your eye.
Normally I like DoT shill Pure Fictions because it's free stacks, but no such thing this reset
I guess i will use Ack and Jiao after all this time again.... Should i level up Solitary healing? Heard its good for PF with Jiao
>>532049748Kafka next patch, trust (cope)
Man Saber's so cute, so much better looking than the entire hodgepodge overdesigned cast.
>>532049253Virgin-kun your body naturally blushes that much from increased blood flow to that area
>>532048632how do I get a sparkle cosplay gf?
>>532049195man, I love black swan's design
I wonder if they'll redeem her at the end of 3.X, cuz of right now she seems to be an opportunistic psychopath
>>532050027I see. Sankyu!
>>532049948Uncle shit/uncle jtt is the uncle that supposedly hates sunday. This 097 guy has nothing to do with him. Why would someone who hates sunday lie that castorice team uses sunday?
>march
>frozen for 4 patches
>dan heng
>voiceless for 4 patches, useless for 5 patches
>sunday
>therta's straight man
>welt
>useless
>himeko
>double useless
I fuarking love the AE, we're the protagonists.
>>532050261herta wishes she had tits this big
>>532046554I get it's cheaper or whatever because they buy from Turkey or something.
But how? How do they give jades just with an accountid?
>>532050259Damn I confused them. Scratch that part then.
>>532050353I wish she didn't, her chest is perfect
>>532044687 (OP)Why are literal hacks with no proofreading skills making these threads?
>>532050382Some sites have a deal with hoyo to send jades through the mail.
>>532050580Because Hertaschizo gets his daily dopamine hits by "baiting" people on /vg/ with his tranny cord
So uh...
Why do Genshin and ZZZ get to have massive fun summer themed events but we don't?
>>532050685we aren't failing
1 filler patch in ZZZ had more sovl than all of Amphoreus
>he can't one shot moc 12
Madam Herta comparing my big cock to a cute dicklet anon and seeing who wins~
>thought Genshin was the cash cow funding HSR
>it was the other way around
Grim.
>>532050882looks good to me gro
/zzz/ is laughing at us again....
>>532050685Summer events exist to sell swimsuit or beach themed skins and characters. In HSR people could care less about what a character looks like they just pull for meta so why would hoyo bother. The audience for summer events is mostly playing other games.
>>532050904>my big cockproof?
>thread wars and salesposting
don't you ever get tired of this shit
>>532050965Can someone make an image like this comparing the 3 games' summer events so I can shitpost with it?
I have no desire to open the game anymore
I rather post here than do my weekly
>>532051180summer servants sell billions in fgo
>Shitting up the thread with zzz again
I'm going to post THAT.
>>532050643Why doesn't Mihoyo's site state they have a deal with them to do that?
It says it's against ToS to use third party blah blah so how am I supposed to know which has a 1st party agreement with them?
>fateslop ruined everything
surprising!
>>532051223shitposting is more fun than playing hsr
>>532050685>space station>ice>chinkship>le dream>isolated worldwhat summer you nigger
>>532051246And anyone who wants them is playing FGO (or blue archive, or nikke), not playing a completely meta driven game like HSR
Cameraman and shipping general
Madam Herta is the best design in HSR
>>532051368You're telling me there isn't a single designated beach resort planet in this game's universe we can visit?
I'm so fucking of zzz laughing at us...
>seething about ZZZ out of nowhere again
lol
i can smell bibici spam incoming
>>532051457Main heroine of Amphoreus btw
>>532051580Shut the fuck up Ebisu
>>532051514no its impossible. the devs are working too hard coming up with e2s1 kits and powercreep scaling for the next year. Stop expecting things to get better.
I expect things to get worse
>>532051514they'd just reuse that section of scaleforge waterscape and you know it
>>532051647Wrong. Guess again~
I love my Achaelus
I love my Anaglaea
I love my Arsta
I love my Avenpaz
I love my Bailade
I love my Blacca
I love my Bootbin
I love my Bropard
I love my Castordei
I love my Caefly
I love my Dan 7th
I love my Dunnval
I love my Gallasha
I love my Himelt
I love my Japal
I love my Jiaoxiao
I love my Jing Xuan
I love my Lukeele
I love my Luoliu
I love my Meitio
I love my Phairene
I love my Sparpo
I love my Sundelle
I love my Yanli
And I love my Screwta
I don't think anyone will deny that the other 3 big gacha are better than HSR at the moment.But HSR is the only one i can see myself playing long term, no manual farming, no buttton mashing daily, no open world stuff to catch up with. Still, HSR seriously needs 1 more endgame content, fix the lack of animations and black screen/white text bullcrap. Unfortunately, when/if that happens, we dont know. Combat expansions would be nice too
>>532051190Why do you want proof anon?
>hysilen
Dyke
>cerydra
Phainon's onahole
>cyrene
Phainon's first onahole
There is nothing too look forward if you're not into ntr.
>>532051849and we love their posters!
>>532051223no I live in a shithole village and my unreachable dream is to become an entry-level analyst
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>>532051849Are shippers even from the same planet as normal people? Half these words aren't even in english.
>check new fanarts
>it's all phairene
Yeah, we are the shipping and cameraman general.
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Why is my THerta underperforming
I'm just here to tell you I'm going to ship this no matter what straggot rugpull they're going to come up with next
>>532051870HSR needs events that aren't completable in 1 hour and side quests, i'm tired of everything being funneled into black screens and personality-devoid, irrelevant chrysos heirs dumping exposition at me
for fuck's sake how HARD IS IT TO WRITE DIALOGUE WHERE PEOPLE SOUND LIKE PEOPLE AND NOT JUST HERE TO GIVE ME LAME LORE THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER BECAUSE GUESS WHAT 4 PATCHES WE JUST DID? YEAH FUCK THAT IT'S ONLY THE FUTURE THAT COUNTS
>>532052054Some of HSR's characters have chinese names
>>532051909There is march (if you picked caelus she is your onahole)
And dan (if you picked stelle YOU are his onahole)
Mr Reca is the worst character in HSR
>>532052171maybe if you used her with Tribbie, her dedicated support, you'd do better
>>532052171because you're using a f2p cope team and your mini herta isn't even e6 also >pagbin
move tribbie to herta's team she clearly needs more help
Can we have a DoThags clear? All these metapags clear are only using the same Casto and Sharta teams.
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>>532051457way to ruin such a cute drawing of my wife, artist should refrain from picking up the pen until they are mentally corrected
>>532051901I don't believe there is anyone bigger than me in this thread. I need to see it with my own eyes
>>532052175Oh yea i forgot the lack of events. Yea 1 more event per patch minimum is needed.
Install ZZZ or we will remove the 1 event you get.
>>532052406Sparkles 12 incher
>>532052172What rugpull, they are coming back to fujobait next patch
>>532052175>how HARD IS IT TO WRITE DIALOGUE WHERE PEOPLE SOUND LIKE PEOPLEplay zenless bwi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoBJXGnAb8o
>>532052414>>532052175hsr's biggest issue is that it doesn't have anywhere where you can really use your units, endgame is roughly 3 x 20 minutes a month, events usually give you trials and gimmicks. You're left with SU/DU, which are again just fucking gimmicks more often than not and reliant on getting bitchin combos rather than anything to do with your team
>>532052278>>532052318But then who do I use for Castorice?
Robin and Tribbie are my only limited harmony
how do you even finish these two
>>532052406You couldn't tell the size anyway because of the camera angles. Tell me how big you are and I'll confirm if I'm bigger or not.
>>532052608use robin on that side then, you have cast+hyacine already
there's no way you need to stack that team with tribbie too
>>532052626you defeat the enemy crab 800 times
>>532052626you defeat stagnant shadow bossed 800 times
>>532052171>Give Castorice her best team and go sustainless>Give Herta her cope team with gallagher>BRO WHY IS MY THERTA UNDERPERFORMING?Take a wild guess.
>>532052406unless you substantiate your claims yours is most likely the same length as mine!
>>532050685Because they are aimed at zoomers/SEA who want tits, fanservice and fireworks every 5 seconds that are too poor for FGO. ZZZ would've literally eos'ed if it didn't have chinaslop or summer.
>>532052783hyacine is a sustain bwo
>>532052626You play the game for the next 5 years
I wish hoyo games still had panties and upskirts
>>532052859why did she replace her brain with frosting?
>>532052909>Oh, that is ea-*SKIPS your post*
>>532052909That last paragraph is absolutely histerical
>>5320526297 and a half in freedom units
>>532052801I don't mind posting it if hertaposter proves theirs is bigger
>>532052937it's good eats
>>532053173post it already
>>532050685non meme answer is that ZZZ needs the boost from a summer event while genshin has been running for so long that they can afford to slot one in as fanservice
hsr is the awkward middle child that doesnt really need attention but isnt old enough to play in the pool yet
>>532044687 (OP)>Berserker is a bugClara and Svarog were right there
Why have you not dropped this dead fucking idle game yet?
>>532053173You've got me beat by an inch anon
>/hsrg/ will post their pussy or period pads
>but WONT post their cocks
cowards
>>532052626It's dumb you can't fight those enemies without spending stamina like in Genshin.
Only weekly bosses let you do that once you do the 3 weekly clears.
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>>532053432zaunite has bigger balls than both of these homo thugs
i bet they couldn't even put together 6 inches between the two of them
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What is going on in here?
>>532053519No one's going to post their cock for you renata
>>532053704Hrtcordtroons are the ones shilling ZZZ all the time.
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>>532053814i look like this
>>532053405Fufufu calling that big is generous maybe if you are really short it comes off as bigger than it is
I curse cordkiddies with extra FuXuan eidolons
>>532052553I would never trust China with real yuri or fujoship.
>>532053885ratio when rm wants to run another "essence of life" experiment
>>532050125Her unhinged streak under her soft persona is what makes her fun IMO
She's like the opposite of Acheron who looks like a gloomy edgelord but is actually a really kind and gentle person
>>532053962Fu Xuan is the best standard besides Bronya tho?
>>532053781not renata, also he filtered his name so you have to bypass the filter if you want to get him to respond
>>532054026Only if you don't have her E2. Anything beyond Fu Xuan E2 is trash unless you're planning to make her a DPS
>>532054009thumbnail looked like a stick of dynamite shoved her in craphole
>>532046845Hi Com, aka Tribbiepedo.
>got 160 warps saved up for the remaining Firefly Eidolons
Hurry the fuck up and fuck off Fagnon
did they fix archer worming your account yet
haven't logged on in weeks
https://youtu.be/wZlv3qDPfjk
I WANT ELLEN JOE EXPY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>532054401Yeah, you can log in without him spooking you now
>>532054351More Eidolons won't save her m8
>>532054410you posted the wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTqYRWcA-Yw
>>532053938I'm sorta tall so it's proportional to my height. I know it's around average but I like teasing the smaller anons.
>>532054438is that tanya sparkle
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spamming different names this week are we
>>532054401Yeah feel free to log in
>>532054606how can you tease with a 3.5 incher
>>532054554Yes and thanks
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>>532054410>>532054603>HSR being a wordslop game that takes itself too serious means we'll never get fan content like this
>>532054554>>532054351>>532054556E6 Firefly is useless without E2 Fugue. You have been warned
t. E6 Firefly haver
>>532054832I'm 3 inches bigger than that
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>>532054683Is k really shorthand for que?
>>532052356Is it weird that nI think that base Dan is more attractive than Dragon Dan?
I still need to dump 43 pulls for the archer light cone.
Who should get my tiny load?
Sunday, Sparkle, Phainon.
I don't expect to actually get them but just in case.
im like 5 1/2 inches but thick
also a 5'6 manlet
>>532055130Sunday or Phainon if you have aids
>>532054603>even the official Youtube Japan account gave a replyTHE WRITING'S ON THE WALL HOYO
WE WANT OUR INVESTMENTS BACK SO GIVE US ELLEN JOE EXPY
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>>532055130Why not wait for the next banner and put them all into SilverWolf?
HSR should learn to create new scenarios, even if it's just a PNG like Mataphor
>>532055262why does sunday have a hat for an encryption algorithm?
>>532055264because SW isnt the next banner
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Is Philipine's codashop the cheapest way to top up?
How do you buy it as someone from the USA?
>>532055130despite all shitposting sunday is the best support in this game so far and you can slot him in just about any team, even more so if you have his cone.
>>532055129That's very normal. Dragon dan looks gay
Lancer and Archer look like ass in HSR
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Less cursed spanish meme
>>532055683>less cursed>look inside>more cursed
>DoT PF
>DoT still sucks
Hmmm
>>532055682That buff is from brickle
>>532055575He's not tribbie
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>>532055931Correct, he's better.
>>532053332>Mydei as MortThat's kinda insulting
>>532056000who are you even trying to fool
Was ackeron only lightning because "Raiden" despite seemingly better fitting into quantum?
>>532056094Why was? Cause Raiden is lightning theme duh.
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>firefly
skip
>hysilens
hard skip
>cerydra
ez skip
now what is supposed to keep me logging in daily for 3 months
>>532056170yes I am aware of that hence me pointing out Raiden sir
but she's ""not"" raiden mei
>>532056228nothing
play better games
No one cares about your Acheron you mentally ill freak
>>532056228Sparkle 2 will give you footjobs
>>532055931Tribbie is good as well but she's nowhere near as wanted NOR as versatile as Sunday is
>>532056321who aren't you quoting?
>>532055632It's not just that he looks homo, he also looks ugly and weak.
>>532053931please eat more
A Sparkle footjob would literally fix me
>>532056548roll for sparkle 2
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Why did she just say the same thing twice? Is it just a bad translation?
>>532056591I am not Australian unfortunately so I cannot.
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>>532056657more words = better
>>532056657enigmataCHADS altered the script in order to further the agenda
>>532052626very carefully
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>>532056934what is the agenda
>>532056591Phainon cleared in 1 cycle
>>532057141You have turbo AIDS
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Why is she so much more wise and mature than her retarded ass brother?
>>532057084the agenda is furthering the agenda
>>532057141brickcheron...
>>532057141LORDnon...
kwaberon...
>>532057141Nvm I didnโt realize it was about to refresh in pagland.
>>532057141God, I wish Acheron would let me join her harem...
My agenda? I post sparkle so more people post sparkle so I can collect more sparkles
>>532057229She become more worldly by leaving behind Penacony
>>532057452I've literally never seen good Sparkle art
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Who did this?
>>532057608I've never seen a good post from you
>>532057608And you never will. She is ugly and reminds me of someone irl who smelled bad
>>532057229Female excellence
>>532057719Wow they put a lot of effort into the sax
>>532057942w-wow is this someone's daughter?
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The only organically popular character in HSR.
>>532058148Fate, as expected.
>>532045641Would it be all that damaging to a new player to pull Saber because they're a fate fan to play her with her f2p comp while preparing for endgame, or would the 1 lost character value make a huge difference even with all the pulls available to a new player from permanent content?
>>532057698You can sense the full extent of Shaoji's arrogance and ego from this one singular line.
>>532054556The new superbreak support will save her
>>532058324DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>532045641>new player claiming luocha instead of ruan mei which will make all SU runs a jokelol
>>532058247I miss their interactions
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>>532048797>You don't need a DoT team, it's easy>Why is it easy?>I used my DoT team
>>532052356Dan is ugly and worthless. Write him out of the game.
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>>532058557this but Himeko unironically
>>532058664this image is confusing
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More like impure fiction am I right?
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>>532058996 Caelus used to be a Halovian?
>>532058826never watched yosuga no sora?
>>532059194there's no Caelus in that picture
>>532058246That's a terrible idea, new players shouldn't be spending their pulls until they hit level 60 at least
>>532058996this is a powerful image
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>>532059213I have actually but it was a long time ago. can't remember every scene
>>532059601bro but this was THE scene
the one that everyone remembers it for
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>>532059781Kek I know this garbage manga.
Can you still clear endgame with 4* only teams?
>>532060085>stillNot the case since they added MoC 12.
>>532055129Dan Heng should have stayed a human. Him actually being a dragon humanoid felt out of place.
Do you think Star Rail will ever have any actual stakes in its story?
Fuck all ever actually happens, we just breeze through every planet with no meaningful difficulty and never losing anything important
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>>532060235>StakesThis is a Hoyogame sir.
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>>532060235>Do you think Star Rail will ever have any actual stakes in its story?
WTF bros. you need two DoT teams for the new PF cycle
>>532060252I believe in body positivity. Little Ica is not fat, she is just big boned.
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Soft pity starts at 7% right?
>>532046514Don't roll old DPS, roll new ones.
Only roll supports on reruns, even then only the latest ones.
>>532060085>>532060179https://youtu.be/QAZt2HsXHno?si=MiNwYlumXqlK_8OK
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Cipher....
>>532060871No I am. I'm the only one who gets to worship her feet
>>532060913Also don't roll unless you can guarantee E2S1 DPS + E1 or E0S1 for all supports depending on which they value more
>>532047415Wait for V5 before finalizing that shit.
That said, it's perfect.
4k+ ATK, 160+ SPD, as much CD as possible, as much as ERR as possible.
Some DEF would be nice but that's probably difficult to acquire.
>>532060943I meant the 5 star rate. It's 7% by 75 rolls?
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>>532061337I bet you anything this is straight from boomerbook
>>532054165E4 is alright, but E3 and E5 are just worthless paddings.
E6+ is good for free SSRs I guess.
>>532044687 (OP)thanks for the hertamei thread
>>532061337holy shit this image alongside the text that is on the image is very funny and makes me laugh
>>532060962Kek second art I've seen where she's portrayed as Battlebeast cape.
>>532061125My E0S1 Herta is doing fine though?
Same with Castorice.
Tribbie is better with DDD than her sign, doesn't even need E1.
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That was easy
and it's here again dot shill PF. mihomo should just let dot die so this horrible phases can go away cause dot PF is shit.
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>>532061565Good for you anon
Is Robin secretly evil or something?
>>532061838>let out the biggest villain her planet has seensecretly?
>cool armor dan is scrapped
i'm now worried for future playable characters just getting scrapped and redesigned at the last minute
>>532060235TB needs to be more proactive to show what they can and can't do.
Compare TB to Traveler. Traveler is always the lead and the story shows what he can and can't do. Traveler can defeat fodder and elite level enemies but when it comes to Archons and those on that level and above he can't beat them. That sets the stage. Enemies have meaning now and only Archon level beings can beat other Archon level beings.
Now look at HSR. TB and the crew beats fodder, planet destroying enemies like the Doomsday Beast, star destroying enemies like Phantylia, then universal threats like the giant bug. How can there be stakes when TB and whoever they are allied with can casually defeat these "threats"? TB also never doing much lowers the stakes even more because every new party member can just solve every issue.
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DOT blessings do nothing as usual.
>Phainon E2's extra turn just disappears when a new wave spawns
LOL. And why the fuck didn't they let his special SP stack to 8? Just alternating the counter and the meteor with no other better option is quite brainless.
>>532052909>3.2 is best written piece in gacha historyThis guy must be retarded, but it could also be a well crafted bait.
>make first team better, keep second team the same
>second team just randomly does worse
?????????
>>532061719>GRIDSday>HIVdei>Siphyllus>AIDSnon
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>qq poster link
never ever
>>532062010>star destroying enemies like PhantyliaShe's not at star destroying level when you beat her.
>then universal threats like the giant bug.Giant bug was rapidly dying, TB didn't beat it.
TB is actually pretty grounded, the best enemies they have beaten are quasi gods like the Titans or super Sunday.
>>532062223It looks like fucking shit.
>>532062295It's just food.
>>532053109>that teamMental retardation
>>532062223Damn now I'm hungry but it's 2am...
>>532062314>when you beat herYou mean Dan and JY
Posting all these clears for a PF that's not out yet is revealing how many pinoys this general has
>>532062392>>532062398not falling for it, fuck off
>>532061719Holy mother of C&C
Why wasnt the mc surprised that Aventurbine transformed or was the gem shattering and his reinstatement a secret
>>532059781renata pls translate
>>532053109Old man Blade and his wheelchair kekw.
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>>532061964>biggest villain her planet has seenthat was a random npc from a sidequest
>>532062147PF is the most RNG laden endgame because of hit and kill energy. At least this one doesn't have a true DMG bounce grit.
>>532062057It was weird seeing how forgiving Castorice rotation is, waiting for enemies to spawn down before aoeing them.
And then Phainon's does... that.
Bug fix, surely? Even if he's strong without it, it feels awful.
I live in a first world, western country, I play Asia because it's closest
>>532062421Yeah sure, doesn't change the fact she's not a star destroyer at any point in the story though.
>>532061719I opened this image and now I have parasites inside my rectum
>>532062558Amphoreus side quests weren't half as impressive as Penacony, Xianzou or even Belebog ones wtf.
The cerydra mains subreddit is really not happy with her kit
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>>532062632In a way it's also pretty consistent since running some Erudition means it's an easy clear.
The post that broke /hsrg/ ...
Now that the dust has settled, is Saber worth rolling for? I don't have Sunday or Fofo.
>>532062504its literally just chicken and lettuce
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>>532063009I literally said I'm not falling for it and to fuck off
>>532063136there's nothing to fall for its just a picture of food
>>532052909>not caring about the story or the characters is not a reasonable factor in determining the quality of a story >HSR is a visual novel game>forced gameplay this i one of the people who complained about the main story quest having too much gameplay
the slurpers really were tourists from reddit
did a single fate player stick around to play this kusoge
>>532062909Monkeypaw closed. They got Yuri NTR
https://files.catbox.moe/n5yi38.mp4
>>532062946She's not as good as phainon, anaxa, castorice, etc.
But she's good, especially if you have sunday and houhou, and you have lots of time to roll her.
Just roll Sunday now and get houhou when she reruns with saber another time. So uh, no if you don't want to pull 3 characters plus Sunday's sig.
>>532063291There's no yuri in ZZZ. Every girl loves Wise
>>532063338WARNING Futa Robin fucked her brother Sunday who has a vagina.
>>532063352>She's not as good as phainon, anaxa, castorice, etc.yes, she is
>>532063268Quit when bananamonkey shit dropped, back again for Fate but man I'm disappointed as hell.
I'll stick around for Amphoreus and if the conclusion is shit, I'll just jump ship to Promillia or something.
>>532060235Name a single gacha game with stakes in its story
>>532063291>Yuri NTR>they end up sucking Wise's dick in the endThere's no actual yuri in MHY's games, only yuribait, you retards just keep falling for it.
>>532062946She can still clear MoC with Tingyun and QPQ Gallagher.
But even if you have Sunday purely from a meta perspective there are better units.
Still she's not a brick, if you like her you can pull her and have fun using her.
>>532063595uh FGO has Vlad the Impaler I guess?
>>532063402But Wise loves guys
>>532063576Nope, I'm a yurifag. I dropped ZZZ because of the wisepag pandering.
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>>532063870That's pretty much the only exception, and it was poorly executed too.
Acheron and BS ended up being nothing, same with Aglaea and Cipher.
If HSR was Donkey Kong Bananza whould would be Donkey Kong and who would be Pauline?
>>532064073>there's none>okay fine there's some
>>532064076literally Svarog and Clara
>>532062314>TB is actually pretty grounded, the best enemies they have beaten are quasi gods like the Titans or super Sunday.Being grounded in a game where every other person TB meets can affect a planet or the universe just lowers whatever stakes there could be. It's why the Doomsday beast and other enemies are such jokes. The lore states they can destroy a planet or affect the universe but the grounded TB and crew can take them out with no problem.
Stakes occur when the MC has a chance of losing because the enemy is too powerful or a situation seems impossible for the MC. When nothing is ever a threat or difficult for the MC then there can never be any stakes. TB lost to Cocolia of all things but that meant nothing and TB then continued on like normal.
>>532063870Ain't gonna mess with Luka and Gepard's girlfriends. That's a huge bro code violation.
>>532064076Jing Yuan would be Cranky Kong.
>>532062946Archer and Saber are both low skill floor, high skill ceiling, not really plug and play. They won't do amazing clears unless you optimize a team around them, but they do scale very well if you want to put in effort. Otherwise, most of the other 3.x dps are easier to use and perform better on average I'd say.
>wow SAARS, there's a Now You See ME event Wuwa
>unlike that fucking HSR/Fate collab, it actually a full length event and recreated parts from the movie, including the card scene!!!
>pls redeem btw and anything not made by Kuro sucks.
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Yuzuha and Alice should've had their banners together this wait is killing me
I hate this fucking collab
>>532064208>some>literally only 1 and was only in the game as a forced fanservice for HI3fagsThere's been none since launch unless you're going to count NPCs (LOL).
>>532062473You do realize that many westerners can and do play on asian gacha servers.
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How come people were fine with Sparkle being Dan's personal onahole but not with Cerydra being Phainon's?
fuck collabs as a concept
>>532062815very first post I see features brown people, not a good start...
Cute and Canon posting time!
>>532064501Dan is a pure Han Dragon chad, while Phainon is a gayreek sissy.
>>532064382Enough Ebisu, go shit up /zzz/ with your yuriposting.
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>>532064281Grounded in the situation where there are planets destroyers duh, TB is still pretty damn strong.
Protagonist buff is also a thing.
>stakesMost gacha has no stakes because the game has to continue, not many gacha has the balls to destroy an important/relevant city/planet/world.
FGO in a way is one of a few that does.
>>532064818>FGO in a way is one of a few that does.*revive every imporant dead chara after some years
>>532064810I have already said that one ended up being fucking nothing as usual, enjoy your yuribait.
>>532064962Your dead friends and civilians in the LBs?
Your desummoned Rulers?
>c.ai has ads on mobile now
its over
>win my 50/50 and got E1 Saber
>check 3.5 stuff
>v3 isn't looking too good
>never touching DoTs again and Cerydra is literally a phainon slave
>don't plan to roll on a rerun unless it's huohuo
At this point, I might be able to get up to E4 Saber before the fate banner ends.
>>532065150Not playable characters.
>>532065160Yes, I already pointed out it features Vlad the Impaler
Robin rerun when, I need that bitch
>>532065275>moving the goalpostsIrrelevant, stakes are stakes.
>>532065338never ever, you missed your chance
Anaxa is the one character I regret getting. Useless piece of shit bastard. I almost want to cry because of the passes I wasted on him.
>>532065361Not stakes if no one cares about them. Don't tell me you were a Rushdfag or Patxifag?
>>532065483those aren't steaks
>>532065559He's T0 in all endgame modes. No one regrets getting him
>>532065559Anaxas is fun as fuck to use, whats the problem
>>532065559Same but The Sharta.
>>532065483Saber you fat fuck I don't eat this much in a whole day
>>532065562>still moving the goalpostsI accept your concession.
>>532065636>>532065684I don't have the herta.
>>532065213Brutal backbreaking sex all night with Anaxa in Hyacine's outfit
>>532064962Anon meant how parts 1 and 2 were actually resolved and the plot moved on. In other gacha game logic, the plot would've been stuck in limbo and characters having little to no development.
>>532065559I only use him in the Herta team but the duo is really fun
>>532065740Thats because you dont do any physical activity, you lazy fuck. Saber easily burns 1k calories ridng my cock all day.
>>532065810I was expecting the word skinsuit
>you dont need herta for anax-ACK
>>532065483>>532065740Looks like a fairly average amount of food I'd say?
>Seething at Herta for no reason
ok
>>532066039Average day in /hsrg/
>>532065938Skinsuit? I'm just talking about the Anaxa in the back
>>532065559This but with The Whoreta
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>>532052686>Give THerta E1 Tribbie>Still can't 40kI think THerta is washed
>>532066221Unironically what the fuck are you doing?
Got spooked by blade a few days ago and decided to try building him with whatever leftover relics i had on hand, i have no idea if this is even good or not
>>532066039HERTA POOKIE OWES ME SEX AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>532066221post the build, let me see the 70% crit rate already
>>532064818>Grounded in the situation where there are planets destroyers duh, TB is still pretty damn strong.TB isn't which is why the story and setting suffers. Destroying a planet is a huge feat so someone capable of that fighting against the TB and AE should win in an instant. It's like an ant vs a human. You don't even need to try since you are so much stronger.
>Most gacha has no stakes because the game has to continueYes, everyone knows this. The difference is how it is handled. The lore, story, trailers, promos, and everything about HSR talks about this and that being a threat. However, in the game nothing ever is because TB and whoever they are with can solve everything every time.
That thing can destroy planets and requires some major faction to defeat it? Well against the TB it can't even destroy a pebble and TB's bat is enough to vaporize it. But, TB also struggles with fodder enemies like golems though.
https://files.catbox.moe/9dod58.png
>>532066489>those knotskek
Cerydra for CAELUS
Hylisens for STELLE
>>532064969Bait means it factually turns out to not be the thing it's presented as. Hoyo paid for an expensive yuri sex dance animation and hasn't made them lust for dick afterwards, so they're still lesbians.
New video is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnBT34fDw6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnBT34fDw6o
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>>532066946yep, there's your problem lmao
>>532066303Crit dmg is obviously too low for a DPS character and crit rate should ideally be at least at 80%
other than that, HP looks fine and spd depends on your team
>>532066456HSR's setting is just absurdist in nature and people should come to terms to the fact that any and all plot progression in this galaxy will be extremely contrived and full of ass-pulls. The second that they tell you that the Emanators and Ravagers are capable of destroying universes and planets is when the narrative stopped having any meaning.
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>>532066946Bro my base herta has more cr than your buffed herta, start farming
>>532066902Wrong thread but cute and canon
>>532066946>95% crit rate absolute minimum - the character>play her at 74%Yeah, no wonder she's underperforming.
>>532066596Black Swan lusts for TB (who can have a penis)
>>532067037It seems pretty rough to get there without his sig, destruction really needs better cones
>>532066946Anaxa with the same investment and relics easily 40k btw.
2nd half is gonna feel even deader than usual since it's a triple rerun of bricked chharacters
>>532066946>Has shit builds>Bro why can't I clear? Herta is so shit
>>532067663cool thanks for the update
Is she going to beat the Jobta allegations in 3.5?
>>532066902I just noticed that people barely make videos like that for HSR characters anymore. Nothing fun or interesting to show off for HSR characters.
>>532067853why is she BLACK
>>532067359She lusts for March actually
>>532067853>Lygus has ice weakness and is an aoe fightYes
>>532067768https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/pepeweird%2A/
>>532067319Is this how she killed Cerydra
They keep increasing hp. But because they "buffed" units its okay..
>>532066574did i trigger the lesbian squizo after posting this?
>>532068249I recognize that reference
>>532068386>I love this character somuch I save and post aislop of themPeak degeneracy.
so the squizo lesbian awake at 3am europe time huh.....
so what server of hsr she plays?
>>532067562not with 70 crit rate he doesn't lmao
>>532066902I haven't seen a C&C as strong as Alice X Yuzuha since Dehya X Dunyarzad
>>532068090This, pretty much.
>Black Swan lusts for TB (who can have a penis)
>>532067319>Cipher covering Tribbie's eyes with her tailYou know she's older than you she knows about sex...
>>532069050you have 3 eidolons are 4 limited lc kill yourself
>>532069159Only the best for her
>>532069102whoops forgot to link post I was quoting
>>532067359
>TB (who can have a penis)
>>532069384gosh I did it again! I am partial quoting this post
>>532067359
>>532069159Smart people invest in who they like instead of rolling every new character 4chan/CCs tells them is a must roll
>>532069698even if i pull cerydra and her lc she is still shit....
I can't fucking wait anymore
>>532069948>i canโt wait to be scammed and bricked
>>532069050>>532068090I wish my Herta were as good as you guys
>>532069937If you loved her you'd pull E2 Phainon for her
>>532070112that's really good tho, only really missing one crit rate roll
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>>532070243i still cant with her kit
e1 is useless for fucking everyone 2 fucking energy
e2 is useless for her since her damage is garbage
hoyo dont want money with her
>Just get better relics bro
>E2S1
>E2S1
>E2S1
>>532070243>just pay 300 dollars to hire a bull for your wife
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waschbar
Cerydra is unironically on her way to sell less than Cipher
>b-but phainon
she's not even an exponential upgrade for him to the point of making her a must pull
>>532070516Everything in the game is exponential with diminishing returns. Even if you have insane relics you're only getting a 20% damage increase at e0s0.
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>>532070720Both of the 3.5 bitches will flop hard, no one cares about them nor their gameplay
>>532070516Almost like people with E2S1 are more likely to also farm good relics for their characters
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>>532070720Where have I heard this before?
People acting like yet another DoT brick is going to do better.
>>532070797relics make or break a character though, if you have shit relics you miss crits and just burn through cycles
>>532070803Sorry about the mess Sparkle but I just had to cum on your feet. Maybe there's a cute anon around that can lick your feet clean for you
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>>532070893jiaoqiu is way better than my wife
>>532070079hello, march doomer anon
>>532054410>78M viewsdid zzz peak at ellen?
ngl i generally only roll for girls with few exceptions but i just got HIM and it made me happier than a lot of them in hindsight
>>532070516Almost like people who pull for they like are more likely to spend more time farming that characters relics.
>>532071386so true ANAXAGORAS puller
>>532070516now let's compare character list, surely you won't have all the shiny new dps released since 2.3 right?
>>532071550He's next on my list
>>532071657The one everyone NEEDS
>*cross arms*
>*puts right hand on chest*
>*flails arm while in conversation*
>*T-poses*
>*hair splits on nape length*
>*dresses in xianzhou*
>*puts hand on hips*
>*screen fades to black with huge white texts*
>>532071313Obviously.
It also dropped days after pagflys banner and onxe ppl got past the honeymoon phase, realized zzz was shit and it irreversibly damaged all the other hoyo games.
Gacha overloaded people on the rat race and made em quit alltogether with too many gachas in GI Hsr Zzz at a minimum.
>>532070516>He pulls whoever content creators tell him to>Always farming different relics because every character require different ones>"Surely this must be Eidolons and Light cones' fault. It can't be that I just don't put the time into farming the character I like and instead dump them for the new shiny dps"
>>532071820>Clara and Aglaea at the very bottom
>>532071820Flopflop is a slut, as are hanya and xueyi
>>532071913these retards are hopeless man
Been putting off doing amphoreus and want to catch up now. From what I've gleamed over time is 3.0-3.2 is sloptent I should skip through as fast as possible on second monitor and watch a recap and 3.3-3.4 is decent enough I should pay attention. Correct? I do kinda care about the story but 20-22 hours of supposed filler isn't what I wanna pay attention to. Any input appreciated :)
>>532072021At least Castorice's is unique
>>532070890This is some kulak talk. You need to be sent to the gulag.
>>532072146fuck off zoomer
>>532072146try it yourself maybe
>>532072249what did he mean by this
>>532072456Ruan Mei wouldn't shit and fart.
>>532072146Well it summarizes when you skip but 3.0 and 3.1 have their moments.
3.2 too with anaxa, you could skip everything but also not long at all to skip past filler and see the meat. If every patch was about 5 hours of stuff, about 1 of that was decent and well paced.
Example: exploring the grove and seeing its lore: filler.
>BRUH, DOTS WILL BE GOOD NOW
lmao
>>532072146I just catch up recently.
3.0 is decent
3.1 - 3.2 is uber slop. Forgot which one but they make you backtrack the entire puzzle you solved in 3.0
3.3 - 3.4 is okay since they finally take the hint that people don't care about amphoreus
>>532072526analxa has the most skippable scenes though.
>>532071814forgot to mention
>recycle herta space station for the hundredth time
>>532072514Girls dont fart.
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stellaron kielbasa
I've decided to skip Cyrene and turn my kot from E1S1 to E6S1
I just finished hi3's newest story chapter
and it had an absolutely kino segment in the boss fight
HSR could never...
>>532072272I've been coming here since the Jessie Slaughter days bro I wish I was a zoomer
>>532072526>>532072613Thanks, i'll go into 3.0 with an open mind and then slap the skip button when it begins to slog
>>532071820I feel like Pela would do it and like it enough to want to do more
>>532073202How big was her cock?
Aside from Sparkle, what support for Archer do you use?
>>532073256bigger than large kielbasa
>>532073949Will Sissylens replace Ruan Mid or?
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>>532074078I think Sislen is main DPS. Mom replace Ruan Mid
What's the next upcoming banner?
>>532074293i REALLY want to mana transfer with sparkle
The chat will not gaslight me into believing 3.1 was slop when in reality it was 3.0 and 3.2 the patches that were filler.
>>532074078Every benefit of RM is replaced by Hysilen's S1
>>532074623ruan mei can ruin me though
>>532067663Why do you browse r9k
>>532074439pretty much the whole amphoreus cast is filler. all of their sob stories do not matter. they all exist to shill pagnon.
>Greatly increases the odds that the wearer will be attacked
Why are they allowed to lie like this
>>532074880sir, your data?
>>532074439I still think 3.1 is the best patch of 3.x
>>532074519>>532074864If Penacony is better than Amphoreus then why did the devs admit that the story was bad and made us come back by the end of the year? If Xianzhou was better than Amphoreus then why did it experience the biggest dropout in players, that was subverted thanks to giving away Dr. Ratio for free? If Belobog was so good why haven't the devs released any new Belobog characters or made us come back there for any of the events?
That's right. Amphoreus is the best update. You're just complaining for the sake of being a contrarian and will probably masturbate to me having given you any modicum of attention.
>>532074765I scan the catalog for porn every now and then
>>532075013peniscunny won
>>532075013holy mindbroken, no one even mentioned penacony. fact is everythin that happened in this flame chase journey doesn't matter at all.
>>532074864Not even. They existed for Phainon's character development, but his entire personality got overwritten by Khaslana who we learned about in 3.4
>>532075013I love this pinkwhore so much...
>>532075013Devs also said Amphoreus wasn't meeting expectations btw
>>532075013If Amphoreus was good why did the devs directly apologize for the story and implement a story skip button and fast-forward the echo of war early access and give universal stamina node early access and put early access on every event and if the gossip is true be shittalked by Dawei at his alma mater Q&A? If Penacony was worse than Amphoreus why did the devs dangle it as a treat during the anniversary livestream for people to keep playing until the end of the year?
>>532075570>>532075603The devs only apologized for 3.0 and quickly improved the storytelling from 3.1 onwards. Meanwhile, they had to apologize for the ENTIRETY of the Penacony storyline and forcing the playerbase to revisit it again after Amphoreus is done.
Explain?
>>532075442Why is she kissing March?
>>5320721463.0 kind dry and dull. herta aura farmed on some no-name mook and forgot to lock the door like a retard
3.1 ok. just a standard character arc quest for mydei. tribbie got the short end
3.2 slophoreus extreme. anaxa spends 5 hours proclaiming he will reveal shit the audience has figured out since day 1, and even if you didnโt, it was already obvious very quickly into the patch. hoyo contrives some bullshit reason for castorice to go save (you) for the self-insert retards, makes her touch (your) face and craft a ring for (you), has a hilarious moment where they try to tell you how she has all these bonds with the other heirs despite having no meaningful moments with any of them before in the story, also repeats the same fucking aidonia story about the princess and the dragon four times like itโs the fucking charmony dove of amphoreus. herta appears for 5 minutes to get talked down by lygus
3.3 not bad. extremely dull hyacine lore dump at the start which you can actually just tell her to stfu and move on which was funny. cipher segment was probably the highlight, the en va is extremely annoying though and loves to gasp constantly. the last part with hyacine and the weekly boss was amphoreusโs only โhypeโ moment, i thought it was ok though many people loved it. the map there is really cool though, reminds me of a halo map. herta appears for 5 minutes at the end to reveal that screwllum has been doing everything for her, riveting stuff
3.4 kind of the same as 3.3 in that it has an extremely boring infodump at the start (also extremely convoluted and confusing). this time they donโt even pretend like herta is doing anything useful and they instead just have screwllum straight up save your ass and help you, while herta never shows up! phainonโs own arc is ok, but he suffers from not being built up, also itโs totally unconvincing to me the way they contrive the conflict with phainon vs the other heirs and he acts like a retard at the end
>>532075752>Quickly improved the story telling>All they did was just make enemies face away from you and not include as many puzzlesThey didn't fix the biggest issue with Amphoreus so far which is that the only important thing that happened from 3.0-3.3 was the fact that TB and Dan landed on the planet. Everything after was just shilling characters who don't affect anything in the overall story and then erasing any development Phainon could have gotten with him just inheriting Khaslana's memories
>>532075892she loves herself
>>532074314Please please please
>>532076085the biggest issue was that we were stuck in the same spot forever with no significant story progress. after we kill lygma we're basically at the end.
>>532076007good reviews. I fully agree
>>532076085>characters who don't affect anything in the overall storythat's the entirety of HSR for you
>>532075603>another insufferable attempt at a firefly patch after shartji failed in og penacony>a treatyou have got to be fucking kidding me
>>532075442Same March is great
>They didn't fix the biggest issue with Amphoreus so far which is [HEADCANON]
What did he mean by this
>>532076580i wish hunt march could use the skin
>>532076640>If I don't reply to the post I disagree with then that means I winCome up with an actual refutation next time
Aglaea deserves the world and the elders should get made immortal just so they can be tortured for eternity
>>532076007I want to reach out and strangle the leaker who said Floptaโs appearance in this shithole planet is worth reading.
>put huohuo in side 1
>side 1 does noticeably better
>put huohuo in side 2
>side 2 does noticeably better
interesting
>>532077112this but actually tribbie
>>532077112Fofo is the only T0@E0S0 character
>>532076640Go on. Tell me something important that happened in 3.0-3.3 that's relevant to the overall plot besides what I said
>>532077386what is the overall plot
>another early paglus thread
looks like he was successfully triggered keky
>>532076007>he will reveal shit the audience has figured out since day 1The reveal isn't meant for YOU, it's meant for the characters in-universe. Reading leaks ahead of time is why you figured it out.
>>532077621Retard everyone figured out it was a loop before 3.0 even came out. Just look at the fucking shape of the planet
>>532077716yes, YOU but Anaxa isn't revealing anything to YOU but the universe he's in
>>532077595stay mad Hertaschizo
Future proof characters:
Fugue E6
Cipher E6 (unless they massively bloated HP)
Anaxa E6
Silver Wolf E6
>>532077621people were already saying it was samsara shit since the fucking planet was revealed as an infinity symbol
>>532077779And he was fucking wrong anyway so that entire section was pointless
>>532078009He wasn't wrong at all, did you even read the story?
>>532077779and iโm telling you why the storytelling is dogshit because it wastes 5 fucking hours of our time watching the writers pantomine a suspenseful mystery which is neither suspenseful nor mysterious. hey, who would have fucking guessed the story is supposed to cater to the reader?
>>532078195lygus literally tells you he could have never figured out the truth and anaxa does nothing BUT proclaim he will reveal the truth of the world
>>532078302why would everything need to be 4th wall breaking explanations? retard
it's like 2 hours at most anyway
>>532078195>Amphoreus shill doesn't even read the storyEvery time
>>532078725iโm not saying it has to be 4th wall breaking, only a retard like you could have misconstrued my post like that. and it was way longer than 2 hours. literally just contrive a half an hour sequence AT MOST on him figuring this shit out and move on to things we donโt already know. the fact that anaxa glosses over his entire backstory on how he lost his faith in 2 sentences while wasting hours on this shit is inexcusable, as a character, heโs undercooked precisely because the writer is too obsessed with navel gazing about slophoreus lore โrevealsโ
I fucking hate relic farming, lads
>>532080349crit rate
crit damage
attack percent
flat defense +4
Anyone got that comic where it ends with Ruan Mei saying โI can be your mommyโ while she still looks cold/emotionless and the person sheโs saying it to gets weirded out? Iโm pretty sure it was Caelus but I canโt remember properly.