Thread 532080573

>Summer Sweep-Up: Slayer & Misc
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>Varlamore The Final Dawn Launches July 23rd!
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>The New Renderer Beta is Out Today!
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>Upcoming Updates: Regional Bond Pricing Adjustments & US Sales Tax
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>I'm new, what should I do?
Quests:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guide
Diaries:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary

>Communication & Info
Website: https://osrs.game/
Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS

>2025 /osg/ EHP Competition
https://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571

lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

previous >>532007326

Message to all new players: You are not welcome. Please leave. No one wants you here.

Why can't you people leave me alone at spindel

o da block stinks and is bad at rune scape

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

can someone girlsplain how north firing the head of bot prevention a W for the chuds

is st0ck still in 4clan

why would anyone want to join ur lgtv+2 clan

no he left hes in the papacord though

whos gonna carry him at tob now

HAHAHAHAHAHA OME TIME TORVESTA BEAT ODA

i dont feel so good....

WoWfugees fuck off

what if we find other lands in sailing and it turns out the rest of the world is in the modern age and people just shoot us with guns

4clan spammer is just a tranny mad that he wasn't getting any attention from osg trannies like 2slime so we had to delete osg clan from the OP

>>532081067
KYS

just protect from range and u wont get hit with their bullets idiote

>>532081110
you say baubau

pure plarpies

WoWfugees are welcome here this is an open boarders general

draco hts through protection prayer

st0ck did a trick on it

>>532081173
no...............................

st0ck left 4clan because he's mine now. all mine. i won't share him with any of you.

If you could take one osrs item from in game to real life what would it be? I would take kebab

>>532081110
pray range

construction cape wait i never leave my poh

>>532081493
construction cape

did i make a mistake picking 50 dukes for a slayer task?
this is already boring as fuck

why tf do you have boss slayer on ITS NOT EHC HELLO

duke is comfy now

efficient hours being a cunt

duke more like puke

i never unlocked boss nigger slayer cause ironman bossing is impossible without spending hundreds of supplies on just 1 task

have you considered DOING YOUR FUCKING FARMING CONTRACTS

stop yelling

>>532081787
nice perfect kills retard

farming contracts arent enough

>>532080714
Message to all new players: You are welcome. Please feel free to stay. We want you here.

im at the shops right now but ill turn in my jangerberries when i get back

new moneymaker discovered make over 50m/hr easier than all raids and yama!

im doing a hunter rumour but im planning on looking at my yew tree shortly and getting a new contract

can someone explain for my autism opposite compliments like 241

Slayer sucks already as a skill but are you ready for hunter slayer? Or farming slayer? Or construction slayer? Just wait until Jagex adds firemaking slayer.
>You need to chop and burn 50 blisterwood logs in Darkmeyer

why would they add firemaking slayer dummy we're getting sailing slayer

>>532082669
rumours, farming contracts, mahogany homes?

>>532082583
In addition, defeating the boss perfectly will earn 50% more loot from the standard drop table.[10] This requires the player to kill Duke Sucellus without taking any avoidable damage, which includes:

Melee attacks from his slam attack (the chip damage taken from the rising icicles are considered unavoidable)
Standard magic attack (praying against them will still fail the achievement, even when hit for a 0)
Damage from the Freezing Gaze attack
Damage from ignited gas vents in both the preparation and battle phases
Damage from ice fall and extremities

>>532082241
I don't know what a perfect kill is I keep getting shit drop on me making the potion or get gassed like a jew when I try to mine the thing

jose aldo just raped me

the modern man only has two ways to train in osrs:
slayer or todt

wish eelgirl would pm me when i log in

>>532082812
no i know what a perfect kill is but i dont understand the punchline or sarcasm or whatever

THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING IRONS every name i see in chat is an iron this is not going to end well

just put on your ranger boots

let mains attack irons as if it were a pvp world and they can't fight back
fixed you're game

eelgirl quit

im sorry but if you put hc or iron or gim or uim or fe in your name you're a loser and you should kill you'reself immediately

well no iron used to be cringe to have in your rsn but now i think its kinda cool

>>532082937
its irony. anon is saying there are no perfect kills thats why the loot is bad

would you still love me if my previous rsn had RS in it

its not irony shes calling her a noob because she cant get a perfect puke kill

my new farming contract was a cadantine if you even care

>>532083240
but that person never complained about the loot they said the boss was boring

>>532083318
saying "nice perfect kills" to someone not doing perfect kills is irony in its most base form

having rs in ur rsn is like having ttv in ur name its super gay and homosexual and gay

>>532083406
well they posted a picture of the loot so that seemed to be the focus of their post and thats how i read it too, no exciting drops

is that why your rsn is boys kissing

thats not irony thats bullying learn the difference jerk

>>532083587
how about i bully you instead

my rsns are not explicitly very gay so i have to wear my pride cape or jumper instead

if you bully me ill cry

>>532083553
ok i see what you mean though regardless of perfect kills 9 kc is too small a sample size

if you bully me i might leak a little

>>532083797
Girls Crying

>>532083920
epstein coded

>>532084054
yikes your mind went there

>>532083887
you can use my squishmallow to clean up if you want.... *offers squishmallow shyly*

>>532083454
basedjak poster this one is looking perfect for a basedjak would you show us what they look like

>>532084116
thanks

>>532084402
what if you cleaned it up instead....

>>532084740
you and boys kissing should be friends

why are servers borked? I want to play.

I Saw My Friend Get Attacked In Prison. I just watched!

>>532085048
they arent

the servers are fine maybe ur just ip banned for cheating and botting

>>532085048
theres so many new players coming into the game its hurting the servers

jagex doesn't IP ban yet cause they know it'll kill at least 30% of the population

>>532084740
enjoy

I just don't comprehend where the fuck all the gold goes... like, how the fuck is there a market for it all? either some fuck is shoveling GP into the ocean, or the bots aren't that fuckin bad actually

well the uk servers are shit for me

90% of it gets banned 5% goes back into funding bot armies then the other 5% gets sold to gold buyers that really need bandos armor with their obsidian capes

>>532085417
it ultimately finds its way into the gigantic hoards of the richest richfags. like how almost all pennies ever made end up in jars or couch cushions.

are you the disabled british girl whats your story

are people retarded enough to think they cant ban VPNs?
this shithole of a site last time i checked had a large majority of VPNs sent to the shadow realm

noi im american but i dont play on us worlds because im not a fascist

the uk government is the definition of fascist they spy on their people and they banned sharp objects lol

Kaoz told me that I have to do the elite desert diary before I fight the Kalphite queen. Should I unsubscribe?

shes right you should

kaoz is the gnomonkey of mexico

I want to fucking play but too paranoid about a rollback because Jagex is retarded

>>532086040
gonna need to see you down at the magistrates office for those comments you made online regarding sharp and pointy objects

They're not going to rollback over 50 duped tbows. They're just going to ban 10,000 players who had nothing to do with it and keep chugging along.

>>532086505
you can suck my balls bitch i dont live in your 3rd world prison country fuck the queen

at least the uk doesnt have karamjans

>>532086750
haha right

yeah they do they're called indians and pakis mate

>>532086643
can i see your balls

What reason are they using on those reports ?

no clue what youre talking about last i checked uk hosts brits gingers and maybe the odd italian

Why do people say gnomonkey gives bad advice. He knows the game better than almost anybody and he's a better teacher than odablock, who as stated previously in this thread died to Torvesta.

wow/osr streamer tier list:

>S
None
>A
Savix
>B
SONII
>C
Guzu
>D
Sardaco
>E
Soda
>F
None

>>532086948
he has a girlfriend so they cant relate to what he says

kaoz is based

>>532087019
did savix get to jad yet

Pker tier list
>S
25 buttholes
>A
None
>B
None
>C
None
>D
Torvesta
>F
Everyone else

>>532087147
no but he recently started going for suicide runs to feel the fight caves out and he's inviting RS oldheads to coach him on stream. he's also doing a lot of LMS and unironically getting better by the minute

still cant believe roidie an hero'd

>>532086948
he has a ton of great guides. but if you are trying to learn inferno i would say there are better resources you could be using

>>532087203
more like
>S+++
Odablock
>A
>B
>C
>D
Torvesta
>F
Everyone else

>>532087219
hes gonna be a beast in a few months if he continues playing asian genes go hard

>>532086948
SW PILLAR IS ASS

>>532087301
yeah him and guzu are good, this SONII guy seems good as well. soda is just clipfarming, he doesn't care about the game.

>>532087219
>no but he recently started going for suicide runs to feel the fight caves out
reminder that people here called me retarded for doing this when i was new and learning fight caves. made fun of the fucking salmon runs. idiots

>>532087249
she didn't an hero she transitioned

>>532087410
i support you bro
t. account is 23 years old

you dont need suicide runs for fight caves you just need a tbow

I'd like to see odashit do this

>>532087219
he isnt doing farm runs and has like 20 herb hes fucking himself over with no pray pots

>>532086948
hes like a college professor that cant teach for shit

>>532087553
yeah one of the big topics in the latest round of coaching he had today was how he should get prayer pots, i think he settled for either chaos druids or moss giants.

>>532087506
thanks man
and thanks to the dude who dropped like 3k cooked salmon on the ground at the ge when i was new. he has no idea what that stack of salmon did for my account

i have double that salmon from like 2 hours at tempoross youre so embarrassing

everyone here is a bitter jaded unc who forgot what it was like to not have 10k hours played

>>532087379
i dont think this is true he got his gf to play it and on date night allegedly they were both on their phones playing it

guys is it against the rules to take turns to kill each other in bounty hunter or something? i just returned to osrs (only played when it initially launched) and found out about neitiznot helm bounty hunter ornament and that shit looks so good. but i suck at pking.

>>532087768
congrats on your salmon

>>532087793
this lol

the first rule of osrs is that there are no rules

>>532087796
screenshot this: he's gonna clipfarm for 1-2 more weeks then he's quitting. he's clearly completely uninterested in the game.

no i can only screenshot 10 times a day im not wasting one on that

>>532087980
lol

oda lost to ditterbitter lol

but dude he said he bought an ipad so he can play the game

my toon is a machine that turns opals into crushed gems

Man Kills & Dissolves Wife in Acid then Acts Like a Concerned Husband

>>532087980
please

odablocked got ddosed in the dmm allstars finale because people are scared of him because hes just that good

my toon turned jellybeans into home furnishings

>>532087980
try sharex it will change youre life

>>532088287
i heard the ddos was fake to farm content

pking is haram its literally murder....

why would it be fake lol it makes jagex look really bad

i postponed training my att and str to 65 to get defenders because i was doing a bunch of old content that released before defenders

omfg lol

i don't think oda would do that knowing his dad was dying. idk why he would cause himself more stress

ill never forgive my friend for gaslighting me into not buying a scythe when it was 600m cuz he said it was inferior cuz melee weapons are easy to lose ticks with and now its almost 2b

>>532088602
pking literally means player knockout because when you lose all of your hp you get knocked out and sent to lumbridge please do not say such stupid things like pking is murder because its not

i just thought of something so funny

>>532088734
In online gaming, "pking" typically stands for "player killing". It refers to the act of one player attacking and defeating another player's character within the game.

>>532088828
killing is illegal in the uk you can't even get a license to do it so why would they add a killing feature in their video game?

>>532088828
now look up the definition of "typically"

ice barrage might be haram because its indiscriminate and can harm civilians

it would be pretty funny if WoW actaully dies and runescape becomes super popular and then a new wow player comes in and rapes everyone in pking it'll just show how bad runescape players are

>>532088726
erm actually sythe is 2t now the ai supercomputer discovered a way to make it 2t so its the best dps in the game

osg fatherly advice edition

i dont think chanimal would play osrs but maybe

wow will never die unfortunately

ok

well i could become world class at wow if i wanted to i just dont want to

>>532088986
The people of Hosidius are protecting this thread for you.

burn the coal pay the toll

mod north secretly is paying wow streamers to play this "mmo"

mod north W

a few classic wow streamers trying osrs isn't going to do anything lol they'd need to bring over all 10+ million wow subs over to truly kill wow but thatll never happen because 99% of the wow pop thinks osrs looks like shit

that would be really illegal in uk and ofcom would shut down jagex

i'd play WoW if i knew a place to find a cool guild that isn't super gay.

what isn't illegal in the uk haha next youll tell me that you have to own a license to breath hahaha

im super gay but in a lowkey way

i dont find that very funny

lowkey im super gay in a highkey way

im gay halfkey

i hate trannies and majority of gays

was it something i said

>>532089832
don't join 4clan cc then we don't want you

im mowing down water wizards to obtain a water thing for the place

all the things she said all the things she said

As a muslim man every player Odablock destroys in the wilderness is a homosexical and transformer so it's completely halal.

im doing a farming contract i have to plant a celastrus tree because im skrettup retarded and forgot to plant another after harvesting my last one so you see i have to plant and wait again instead of being able to check the health instantly

you need a license to mow down those water wizards

>>532089907
i'd join the reddit cc over that faggot ahh placce

halal means lawful you fucking retard

im in australia which while part of the commonwealth is not under jurisdiction of the bobbies thus they cannae issue me a fine

>>532090107
aussies are under the jurisdiction of the CCP

shrimp on the barbie

oda isnt kosher
so i cant like oda

>>532090078
your stupidity is haram

im going to do extremely haram things with eel girl inshallah

>>532090069
The words that Jagex allow in people's names should be a sign that the player ase is more 4chan than most people who post here these days. The shit people say is fucking bonkers too. It's the world's greatest collection of true no lifers.

Why does it seem like the oldschool runescape general has devolved into stream of conciousness tweeting for a small circlejerk while the other generals on /vg/ still largely actually discuss their game. Is there really nothing to talk about in this game? Or is OSRS just second life for gen Z trannies once you max and start bankstanding at the G.E.

>>532090280
is that youin the picture

>>532090280
osg is filled with troons that think it's their lgtv+2 safespace

why do they have to wait until wednessday cnat they release valramore now then they have all week to fix their msseuddpdp

>>532090164
True

>>532090280
you seem cute

>>532090268
sybau bitch

you wouldnt say that to my face my oomfie totes a switch

>>532090280
No you're just a retarded tourist.

>>532090334
im a girl

>>532090280
im still killing the single water wizard spawn south of falador for its 1/20 chance to drop the water talisman so that i can get into the water altar to craft some water runes to meet the requirment for the lumbridge easy diary. after that i will need to burn some logs in lumbridge cant remember which kind then ill go to al kharid (dont forget coins to get in) and mine a rock (cant remember which) and fish some anchovies with my small net and that will be the whole diary done adn the pop up will inform me which npc to go to to collect my explorers ring 1

>>532090280
my second life account is called maledvious figtree i have some wares im selling you may be interested in.....

>>532090434
you can use the abyss

>>532090280
mod north W told troons to 41%

>>532090415
post collection log

need my ring explored rn fr

>>532090472
hm.. yes... well i just got the drop anyway nevertheless

>>532090434
this nigga doing diaries and still hasn't rescued my nigga Ali to use the gates for free oh my daays

chat is it worth turning off my spam filters to read those

you see the problem is you arent talking about the game in the way i want you to because im not very good at following conversations or using context soooo can someone tell me how to make a bond with these stats

quit calling me chat freak

>>532090482
Nyo im not ready to share that yet. Currently at 30 barrows chests in my full infinity uim if you must know.

ill do the quests when i get to them you slag

>>532090589
wall around 301 saying wer varok

>>532090280
really made them seethe with this one, look at all those (you)s, they even dropped the charade of pretending to be posting on some faggot's trooncord.

What in a persons username denotes them as a redditor and I should immediately discard all opinions from them?

>>532090589
Farm ranarrs with ultra compost

what if osg chose love

capital letters

>>532090695
sorry youre photograph gave me a stiffy

free my bwana tyronicus that cracka ho got wat she deserved

my water runes? crafted. my coins? frogot.

>>532090814
can i see

wow you have frog coins where are they from on gielinor theyre gielinor pieces

theyre called frog tokens and you get them by kissing the forg prince or princess with tongue

>>532090986
There needs to be a boss for lvl 60 content, and more variations of attack styles with more bosses for lvl 75 req equipment. NOT in the wilderness.

Hey you know that centuries old fairy tale about sleeping beauty, or a princess turned into a frog? That's in our game but you have to ask for a kiss because implying one would be consentual promotes rape culture. so we fixed that for you!

sexual assault is ok because it was written a long time ago

>>532091096
hes called scurrious and he lives in the sewer all alone (thats his home)

im too retarded to do the frog event anymore theres like 5 dialog options and i never feel like reading it and i always ended picking the wrong one

>>532090416
proof?

>>532080824
omg thanks for this! i guested and we had an amazing conversation about hormones i think I'm gonna join for real

>>532091307
scurrius isnt early enough and requires hours of afk combat and quest gear

trannies didn't go watch sleeping beauty so it flopped

>>532091307
His weapons are only good against him tho. It's a cute boss but ultimately pointless other than to learn pray switching.

>>532091421
you just said you wanted a boss for lvl 60 and thats what he is meant for if you want a boss for fresh off tutorial island maybe try the highwayman south of falador

whats afk combat do you mean slayer or

>>532091421
this is what scurrius would look like as an office lady

Everything is afk with aggression pots

>>532090280
agree

they cost too much

>>532091589
this scurrius got raped by cerberus in front of her coworkers

>>532091683
erm shes a pure sieso idol actually

good one lol

cerberus is a female how can a female rape another female are you stupid?

>>532091534
there should be a boss for level 50 melees and 43 prayer scurrius isnt it sis

The Man Who Terrorized Everyone Around Him (True Crime Documentary)

Is this thread just infested by trannies? Never seen anything like it.

>>532091806
is there anywhere else you wanted to put those goalposts

there should be a boss for 40 melees and 22 prayer too also maybe one for 33 melees and 15 prayer just throwing ideas out

>>532091839
we're all women here chud

>>532091770
https://youtube.com/watch?v=by6w02Av4Xo

>>532091785
yes

i never sexual salted someone even once

>>532091839
short answer: yes
long answer: yeah

i got my explorers ring 1 and earlier today i got my varrock armour 1 and my falador shield 1 so this is basically a huge day for the iron i hope my jangerberries are okay

>>532091839
nah no troons in here only sissy yts

Just release God wars 2 and menaphos already. Port it straight over from rs3 that version was good. You've already got Rax, and Telos is coming Wednesday kek. All we're missing is an aura pocket slot but that will be a few years still I think.

port in arraxor from rs3 so we have 2 of them

>>532092083
are you gay?

ayiza note that down

>>532092140
Gay for content maybe

nta but im gay

dt2 was god wars 2 sorry i dont make the rules

>>532092061
>no troons in here

half-gay. no homo

>>532091589
i want to impregnate scurrius

yes im a girl yes i play runescape yes we exist no i wont fuck you

none homo with left gay

>>532092253
only confirmed troon freak is jaytroonie rest or just faggot ass niggas

>>532092061
>nah no troons in here

>>532092356
lol

im a girl and a f2p uim

tourists not getting the big really upsets me and makes my autism flare up

>>532092372
>or
are

see>>532092372

8 years ago this thread was pretty normal then OBAMA was elected into office

>>532092372
Why don't you just join one of these cc's or associated discords and see how wrong you are

>>532092574
lol

the ccs are not related to the thread they dont post here

>>532092626
? my rsn is sash and I post here I'm in 4clan

>>532092576
why dont u just post the proof yourself?

this thread was never normal there was always a cultural divide between the fc and thread and lyra ruled the roost

>>532092626
They are posting in here right now

i miss eggy-o

about to check the health of my hardwood

im growing cabbage youre growing on that garbage

Best CC for a 43 year old returning to the game to play an Iron? I just want to see a variety of specimens interacting for entertainment while I play the game. Like an autistic zoo, of sorts.

Developer Examines PirateSoftware - Part 3 - Hacking Claims and Stories

>>532092786
zezima

>>532092786
>Like an autistic zoo
4clan. it's filled with autistic men that think they're women

>Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists'
another victory for the d3clique

Is that one group only in Australia or something?

i dont watch porn i just kwuarm to slideshows of nice images

>>532092786
join the zezima fc. last time i was there an atheist seething about jesus

if youve ever played a porn game on steam you deserved to get euthanized

it was gifted for me for free

the d3clique isnt anti porn but we are anti gamer

>>532092964
how else am i supposed to get my rocks off?

>>532092964
if i play them off of steam do I get a pass

>buying porn games
it'll teach coomers on how to pirate

Rank osrs youtubers from least dysgenic to most dysgenic

i dont have youtube

>>532093131
most:
evscape
woox
oda (inbreeding probably)

>>532093202
>questioning the mudslime's inbreeding status

Heartbound is unfinishable.

is that a quest

do you girls see that deal under the thread holy smokes

i hate youtube's system so much, all these faggots making these "HOW RUNESCAPE KILLED WoW"," WHY RUNESCAPE IS THE TRUE WOW KILLER". these wowggers need to go back like real talk

im trans so all i see is a rope

Cops Humiliate Him, He Murders Them [GRAPHIC]

>>532093812
why is that body type b trying to larp as a body type a?

>>532092883
Kind of stupid because they arent stopping porn addicts, they're just screwing over steam; less revenue.

i'd be suicidal too if i cucked my best friend, and then years later he cucks me back after i already got her pregnant, and then she's now pregnant with his kids. mediocre white women are the most evil.

i dont need any of that to be suicidal its way easier than that

no mithril dragons are chewing on bones today

wow ok everyone is in the wildy this is an epidemic, ok ok everyone just chill and stop going in for a bit ok??

guamed in public today

the cop was kind of being an asshole at an already unhinged person so it doesn't shock me why he did it

>>532094671
you got it, i'll spread the word across all the various scapemom facebook groups i'm a part of too

>be odablock
>someone says one thing that could be taken as a bit meany weany
>lose my shit and blame another streamer
>cause enough chaos that i send my chat out to abuse other streamer
>finally call up the other streamer
>act like a total cunt but make them apologise because theyre scared of me
>know internally its not because im a pker but because theyre scared ill crash a plane into their house

nvm it makes more sense why he was being an asshole they all grew up together, and even played football with infamous football player aaron hernandez, what a bizarre case.

thats a lot of words nobody is going to read

so like in this scenario am i odablock or are you odablock

>>532094897
sounds based af

>>532094768
ty hun<3

only non americans are scared of odablock, us americans are law abiding gun owners. we aren't afraid.

je suis odablock

Je suis cornichon Rick

>>532094421
My last girlfriend was a "mediocre" white women and she was supportive, loving, and non-judgemental. Probably the most emotionally mature woman I have ever had the pleasure of dating. Wish it worked out.

>>532095279
>my last
not reading

exactly lets talk about your next. dm me

*blows whistle*

EMERGENCY MEETING
EMERGENCY MEETING!!!

finishing the col log will release me from samsara

omg whats the emergency meeting about

shes always like dm me dm me but when i ask for hole pics she turns private off and adds me to ignore

>>532095601
IT WAS PURPLE

that never happened stop trying to scare people away from my dms

@biofem i heard recently that a good opening is telling the woman you think theyre interesting and want to talk to them is this true please confirm or deny

okay girlies we need to team up!
theres too many men around, hopefully they will filter out in the next week or so, but we need to distance ourselves from them!

my last girlfriend was a cheating bitch now im gay and do gay stuff with gay men

the men would be ok if they would post pictures of their cock in the thread but they arent doing that which makes them useless

im trying my best

i think that would be fine but would come off as a little bit autistic a better approach would be demonstrating to the woman that you think theyre interesting adn want to talk to them by engaging them in an interesting conversation

i sneezed! oh im not allowed to sneeze?

>sever overload
mod north W

trannies R L

man post cock when girl post hole. tis only fair ;)

but the thing i saw was they get a lot of men trying to engage them with a witty or interesting opening that just coming straight out with it was more enticing

>>532095817
wow i think this is super interesting can you tell me more

>>532095915
yes just like that! youre doing great

thank you im also a girl i just wanted to show how its done

"i can bend you over and fuck you like your dog does fucking faggot"

lmfao

how does worldo warcraft lose so many players to this? no wasd movement, no keybinds, no gameplay... no sense.

the trick is to say you are not like the other As and then look slightly downwards while you push your glasses up and the light reflects on them just right to give this shine effect and then you say you got to go and that you are needed elsewhere and you hurry away but not like you are in a hurry just in a decidedly brisk and smooth pace around a corner and if you did it right you just caused a swoon that could be felt several blocks away

>>532095909
if a man comes at you with an "interesting opening" i assume it would give the girl some opportunity to riff or respond back in an interesting way. if you dm her "i think youre interesting and want to talk to you" then all she can realy say is "okay." and then youll have to think of a topic of conversation anyway so youre setting yourself up for one-word response ie failure bascially with that approach

ok well these women lied thats what i get for listening to women

maybe we should make a how to talk to type bs guide like that smash guy made to use for his date

basically you have to act like the guy feeding the birds on the bench who was in the taxi movie and the futuristic movie with the tears of raindrops

>>532096045
alot of them are wow veterans and disabled now from the wow wars :/

can u guys be normal please?

please dont talk about fucking dogs during d3k hours

i found it

as for me i just let the girls ask for my number and then i talk to them

>>532096351
I know what this is and I dont wanna read it again

IS THAT SEA SHAWTY TWOOOOOO

>>532096417
>>532096027
lol

i have a rsso (type b) and all i did to get her as my rsso was stand at the ge in rich flex gear so maybe do that

>>532095858
thats a tiktok trend iykyk

>>532094897
you were in the wrong bro take the fucking L. Oda is an asshole, but that doesn't give you a free pass to be a cunt. The fucking "we're nice here" act is just a backhanded way of saying you think everyone else is an asshole and you're better than them. That smug self satisfied bullshit is fucking insufferable.

Pirate Software Just Got Caught

ok but to be fair purespam looks weird

oda got specced tf out by a dude who has to do t2 prep for ever CG lmfao

i hope one day i can become famous enough to be the topic of an osg discussion

you dont want to be the topic of discussion

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR VARLAMORE PT3 IM SO EXCITED 2 DAYS OMG

>>532096881
Go blow up some children Oda

i have never set foot in varlamore

do you have varlamore in f2p

>>532097059
my god

>>532097531
pedo

LEGENDARY Woox Coached Me for Jad

Man Vlogs Rape & Murder of His Ex

does sodapoppin have a gf or can i shoot my shot

>>532097750
actually laughed out loud lol

his gf is a vtuber you have no chance stupid roastie

the other wow streamers have some redeeming features sodapoppin is pure misery

sodapoppin is cute

Lost my fucking armadyl god sword to a fucking pker

>>532097892
why would you laugh, were you molested as a kid?

>>532098124
Clean your desk lil bro

the bats in fight caves suck you off and drain your juice

>>532098124
ikea tables are basically made of the same material as american houses

>>532098197
as an expert on jokes i can say that most humour comes from unexpected phrases that are often shocking or unusual

>>532098382
name of the character in that pic so i can look up r34?

>>532098382
i want to touch that pussy

>>532098460
idk but it is drawn by foresttherotten on e6 ikyky

It's literally impossible to get a fire cape. I've died in the fight caves so many times. What the hell is wrong with jagex?

maybe you just suck

>>532098670
did we ever learn what he meant by this?

>>532098670
lool

>>532098670
what wave do you make it to

>>532098920
4

you need rigour

>>532099052
stop

>>532098920
I killed the two lizards and then before I even seen jad a rock fell from the cekling and then I died. Fjck this game.

why did they make a prayer that sounds like the n word?

>>532099148
are you serious or are you trolling? if you made it to jad you can kill him. the waves are harder

i dont like trolling re:fight caves because its unironically what made me start enjoying the game

valmorians are so scary.

what if we touched tips under the grand tree

If I can get back maybe but ive gone hundreds of times

why is this general so schizo?

how do you make friends in runescape

>>532099628
why is my dick in your moms mouth? randy cunt stfu

>>532099714
Barbarian Assault

>>532099714
be a girl and post your boobies

sociopaths cant have real friends

RS3 story actually became kino after the cringe writers left and the elder god wars began

>>532100337
why not

because i make boring conversation

wtf stop

>>532100337
yes we can for up to several months

>>532100669
sociopathy is when you're bad at conversations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTmgc3UNF7M
NOW

deep cut

>>532101253
bathroom and shit now
I CAN SMELL YOU

would a sociopath ever settle down with a nice runey girl and emotionally abuse her over a lifelong relationship or would he just move on to the next girl as soon as the first one is used up

find me cuteposting late at night

do you ever think about your exes with affection and hope they are doing well or do breakups leave you too bitter for such reflections?

i hope my first is less unpleasant of a person i hope my second is less unpleasant of a person and doing well and i hope my third is doing well

i dont have any to think about

Gonna do a bunch of afk skilling to get ready for Recipe for Disaster today. Who are some are good YouTubers to watch while I do?

nilered

>>532101854
why did you date unpleasant people? genuinely curious

>>532102056
because i was 16-18 years old

>>532102107
how old are you now?

>>532102154
30

oda clips talking about e-girl drama and shitting on nerds has taken over my algorithm, i'm having so much fun while afking at crabs rn

>>532102204
are you married?

>>532102291
yes :) and yourself?

sis is playing 20 questions oh my days

do they still make those crappy electronic travel versions of 20 questions those were all the rage in 2005

>>532102410
im 90% sure that i know who you are and have met you in real life

>>532102705
oh okay well are you keen to han gout ive been really lonely lately lmk

>>532102758
i have no interest in married women

alright :(

my compost bin is absolutely full to bursting with ultracompost

>>532102817
take ur med schizo freak

if you had to pick one guy to marry would you pick...
the nice guy
the strong guy
the rich guy
or the cool guy?

rich

one of the oddest interactions ive ever seen in this thread

cool ofc

is anyone interested in me :D

sorry the thread has gotten out of control because ive been nice to people and letting their stupid shit slide without bullying them ill do better

what if the cool guy doesnt please you sexually and spreads rumours about the width of your vaginal opening to his friends

i-is anyone interested in me :(

Have there been any new announcements regarding a potential rollback or are we in the clear?

just keep on screaming autistically until they leave you alone

>>532103710
maybe

Two hundred thousand concurrent players, doubled player count since 2022. Every content creator claiming OSRS is winning the "MMO war". Amazing community. WoW players stepping over.

>>532103710
not really no

>>532087019
I've been archiving all the Soda and Guzu streams to YouTube. Should I archive the Savix ones?

just had a wowtuber in my recs stealing osrs slop content for their game it gave me the ick they even had swampletics cadence and runey music in the background

do not google forgotten languages

i dont watch wowtubers i only watch vtubers

i have a funny ick but i wont post it because you will just steal it to make girls laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZByS__g2OM
look at it

>>532103940
drop soda and pick up savix, he deserves it. funny, kind, intelligent, loves the game and is developing a burning passion for it. soda is just clipfarming

>>532104116
I've only watched Soda play so far and his chat is giving me cancer
>USE QUEST HELPER, EVERYONE USES QUEST HELPER
>BRO DO THIS META QUEST RIGHT NOW
>LOL WHAT IS THIS SHIT GAME, GO BACK TO WOW
>CHASE, THEY REMOVED THE LGBT EVENT, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

>>532104371
he's kinda based for telling chat to fuck off but at the same time he's not enjoyable to watch

>>532104427
True

>>532104371
i read through the entire thread again looking for someone who asked and i cant find it so maybe your next post should be pointing me to the person who asked and nothing else

>>532104493
Now type that without crying.

your text was all caps about a streamer but somehow im the one thats crying? the streamers not going to fuck you

>watching WoW streamers
>not watching B0aty do ToB on his hardcore live on Kick.com
cringe!

>>532104617
We don't post our first-person journal entries here.

>>532104547
>>532104721
kek cooked that pig

soooo many low iq streamer fanboys spamming chat with other 80 iq "people" because youre really less intelligent than some of the smartest monkeys.how does it feel to know i have almost twice your iq? (142 tested several times)

i dont think thats first person thats more like third person or maybe higher

runey soibois seething

>3 zenytes in one and a half hour
the "better rng after a break" rings true again

>>532105020
We don't post our life stories here.

>>532104547
kek he's too scared to even (You) you anymore LOL

we actualy post my life storys here pretty often are you new

yeah instead we only post 10 minute recaps of our favorite streamers here its been about 10 minutes whens the next

aaaaaaaaaa tell that to my shard drop rate im going to bed
congrats on your zenytes gn

ok soooo....i guess the memo to NOT go in the wildy didnt go through or something??? can you please stay out of there now, ok???

newfags dont know that this general was built on streamer gossip

for sure gramps lets get you your medication and get you back to bed youll hurt yourself

>>532105807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-WUa8eEs

im happy that you found something other than streamer content you like watching but that isnt really my cup of tea but its a little disturbing you were thinking of me as you watched it

wow ok i actually didnt realise this was rudeypooscape oh my days...

im going to watch twin peaks in the cord

>>532106015
that shit is older than you rofl
older than people using the word "meme"

there was a runey music track that reminded me of twin peaks music

>>532106069
>>532105807

>>532106131
im 35

>>532106041
you just revealed yourself as a larping newfag and im willing to bet that you have no idea why

>>532106129
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Background
it was the start of this one tell me if you agree

>>532106180
i love you

i got my twitch account deleted by twitch for the i am 12 meme in purps chat. a fucking 10 year old account gone just like that.

>>532106224
i agree ur valid

>>532106224
the cord and i agree with your assessment

>>532106180
omg

oh my days...

i wont have time to gain any xp today as i need to buy 500 pineapples

does anyone want to guam in public with me

not particularly

i cant guam in public since the injunction

my clannie was streaming and somebody came into chat and said with an ahem and went ballistic and left and shortly after the clannie was banned from twtich for a week for community guidelines

its so sad when that happens :/

by into chat I mean into the discord voice so it got picked up by stream

how is that sad when african children are dismembering and violating eachother every day

omg that is NOT what i want to read about in osg..wow...

as for me while you watch wow streamers im watching jaffa factory 2

I am listening to creepypastas

>>532107102
slay

jaffa is a jewish word for beautiful just so you know

I remember hearing about jaffa cakes way back

jaffa cakes are too sweet for me

dont ever dare force knowledge into my head again jaynonce that is basically rape

israel is controlled by babykilling terrorist psychopaths

and thats based

wow this food is delicious whats your secret
msg lol

fuck that just pissed me off its another thing they stole from palestinians and took credit for god i despise them

we have a candy called jaffas which is a chocolate ball with a hard orange flavoured candy coating theyre pretttttty nice

>>532107334
lol ;)

my cumsg lol

>>532107412
;)

israel is more based than palestine

why are your jaffas red they remind me of red hots

can you show the back again i missed it

I'm going to do it. I'm going to play RuneScape.

>>532108120
okay rsn?

>>532108325
Femboy Soles.

good girl

>>532108723
are you jason from cum or not jason from cum

i feel like implings used to be far more common around the overworld, but i barely see them these days
reminds me of how ladybirds were everywhere as a child, but i haven't seen one for years

i caught an earth impling earlier. raw btw

ladybugs were more common because you were lower to the ground and playing in the grass

i like it raw

guzu is live haha

ladybugs are so cool

ladybugs are so 2000 and late

i saw a ladybird for the first time in many years about three weeks ago

oh my days i forgot my runes for vorkath :/

leppäkerttu :D

Gnomonkey said to do TOA with blue moon armor. Should I unsubscribe?

fugg a darg wizard :DDDD

>>532090280
every time people post ingame progress there are 3 smelly ogres flaming them for whatever reason they can come up with so people stop

im killing 27 dogs for my slayer task

>>532111275
would you kill dogs irl? if not then please skip the task.

im fletching maple longbow(u)s and watching twin peaks im close to a fletching level >>532111221

>>532111353
i woudlnt do any of this shit in real life i barely leave my couch

>>532111372
>>532111275
screenies cmon..

>>532111575
needy bitch

>>532111575
whiny bitch

whos that behind you

thats her girlfriend stupid

im not sure but she wont leave me alone can yuo help me

okay stay there im On my way!

girl dont forget your pepper spray she might be dangerous

runedle in two :)

hey me too

buyings

can i have those

Listenings and Doings?
>listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmLv8rfunPo
>doing
runey minigame (hell)

>doings
i just posted my doings contained ehre >>532111743
>listenings
i finished my twin peaks episode now im sitting in silence

>doings
you may refer to my earlier doings as stated in post number >>532111647
>litstening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBGqo2bIo0

>Want 55-70 magic
>Scurius is aids, I don't have a bone staff and it's a lot of concentration
>Enchanting is slow, I can't do the 1 tick stuff
NMZ is okay but It seems like I'm spending my whole life in the mines

mage traimign arena

>>532112124
>>532112338
for me, it was zalcano -> zulrah

i dont think rosemary shoudl go in a flower patch i think its more of a bush

>>532115701
Is that the one in the wilderness?

no its in al kharid

any of you play vn's while playing osrs?

currently killing cyclopes, if u can find me within 5 minutes and say "hi anon" i will give you lobbies

i must confess that i feel like a lobster

Noooooo I am finally required to do stupid varlamore quests

ARTIO STOP BEING IMMUNE TO ENTANGLE!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>532116478
>currently killing cyclopes
Just like a hero from a Greek legend.

do the different colour beads enhance the rectal pleasure that much?

got 53 fishing now on my way to 70 cooking!
>>532116392
Been using an avatar korra chat.ai but I'm not sure where to go now since the story seems to have come to a good ending point

>see my first star crash
>right next to Draynor bank
>be first to claim it
>mining is my highest stat (41) on my ironman (hc btw)
>need 70 mining
ok

nobody else touch the star until she gets 70 mining please

>>532118567
i'm currently hopping worlds at draynor as we speak

>>532110254
Swedish being based as always compared to the other Nords

people are just ignoring it

a bunch of hard pipe hitting niggas are bangin the rock now
she's level 6

girls is mod other a transformer? im asking you girlies because you girls are transformers so you should be able to spot your own kind right ?

holy i just looked him up on the wiki thats definitely a transformer bro is massive lol no way he passes

mod north stomping on trannies again

kicking my feet and giggling rn

can you stop or at least put shoes on the smell is wafting over to me

some people like funky feet dont kink shame

is the game as overcrowded as yesterday

i have a $30,000 computer so i never lag so the over population doesn't effect me

getting crashed by a venezuelan in 8k 420fps

omg I have died like 7 times in a row now to various fair and balanced bs mechanics

try not to back yourself against a wall with those things xx

is this the power of jarvis

lol get good noob

are there any small osrs channels you like that post little tips and new methods and pretty much nothing else

>>532122389
dont use sara brews at vardorvis

yeah you should look at the youtube channel called odablock he is a grand master and the best player versus player player killer

>>532122773
that is the kind of stuff I might have done lol

>>532122828
why not

what are those player bars oh my days

>>532122389
Have you considered smoking less penis and just clicking faster?

thanks for the snarky nonanswer i was talking about channels like red eye jedi and solojawn but you already knew that :)

>>532122773
>she uses copilot
ICK!!!!!!!

cortanas recording all of her game deaths and creating a cringe compilation for the microsoft employees

i dont know what those channels are i only watch odablock on the youtubes

>>532122389
how many ironfrens have beaten this?
shit looks like a World of Warcraft boss

wonder if anyone plays runey on bsd

>>532122895
because the healing is slow af and then u gotta repot just use karambwans and double eat

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nn6NrBPlEJo
Truuue

i cant stop watching top 10 tips or top 10 plugin slop while playing runey even though i more or less know everything from all of them now but the 1/100 chance ill learn something new has me addicted

>>532123056
it is not my fault it is a dumb overdesigned boss

reddit is suggesting that there should be a setting that makes it so the hitsplat on the toon is a different shade if you prayed correctly what do the girls think about that

>>532123076
im assuming thats some windows shit on my desktop, just upgraded to w11 like yesterday so i havent removed the shovelware

>>532123676
>just upgraded
>all that slop
the ick meter of off the charts

>>532122773
hey you haven't read my Teams message

i reply to teams messages in person later that day or the next day when we see eachother

>>532123596
>Do the worst possible click
>Die
Boss is just too tanky

if i send you a teams message will you come to see me

>>532122773
>>532123596
holy plugin aids

>>532123914
ok see you

can we circle back to this after the all hands standup

i'm sorry but this game isn't good for erp

>>532122389
this isn't awaneked so you can just stand in the middlegap

uhm yes it is world 301 has all the hot baddies

>>532123617
already implemented last patch
>Settings
>All Settings
>Gameplay
>He/him
>set to They/them
>hitsplat on your troon is rainbow-colored and sound of taking damage is now ACK

good one lol

We should add a new combat tutorial for the WoW players, since they need to learn about ticks and prayer flicking, it could be called the combat academy.
What do you guys think?

>>532125839
is this supposed to be funny

new suggestion - nature maul. requires 10000 nature runes to charge and takes away 1 nature per attack. best in slot maul: gives +150 crush, +167 str bonus, +4 pray . special attack: takes away 10 nature runes and hits twice in same tick. should be best in slow weapon to make nats sink again and make them 300gp+ tell me what you think. PAUL NO LIFE

alexa wtf is this bosses problem there is litereally no chill
https://files.catbox.moe/cdxryy.mp4

>>532125532
I dont trust middle the axes spawn right on top of you and the timing feels weird

>>532126260
learn tick timings properly first, i suggest doing some 3t4g and maybe some sepulchre to become comfortable with it

>>532126260
enjoy ur tentacles

>>532126378
I know how ticks work I literally have them on my screen c:

>>532126019
>ticks
>prayer flicking
Autistic shit should be left to be discovered by the autistic.

>>532126550
learn them without a visual indicator
u will play better

>>532126260
why are you doing awakened tech you cant wear torva stand between the pillars and only two spawns will need to be dodged

>>532122761
no if you want that you should look into it yourself. There's plenty of activities that aren't shilled just because they aren't the most efficient way to get 1 skill up.

SoloRenektonOnly NEW SEASON INSANE RAGE & TILT #37 | League of Legends Gameplay

is there a plugin that turns the prayer icon into a bean

>>532126260
>>532126550
use the visual metronome
the overhead counter is much more useable when actually pvming you dont have to move your eyes and will just count with it

>>532126692
I was doing awakaned vardork in leagues

why do people keep dropping into my artio cave and then insta logging
peek nigga

>>532126979
dont listen to this idiot
learn the timings without indicator its not that hard

>>532127065
this

>>532127065
>>532127096
better than you and i use them cope

>>532126882
resource packs

idgi how is a visual metronome going to help at vard

>>532127065
what timing are we talking about here
I dont use the tick counter for vardork
you just know when to dodge the axe

like dodging axes is not hard
the only had part is when he uses the arbitrary overdesigned floor goo or when the skull demands that you change prayer and then move and then change prayer so you have to zigzag your mouse in the same tick
instead of like the neat and orderly flick to range and back to meleea tick later

verf is the johnny rebel of osrs

>>532127326
holy smokes I accidentally made the first three lines line up perfectly in length I am in the zone

>>532127326
you know he cant spawn the spikes if youre on a center tile on the edge of the arena right

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

why does none want to be social in the game? how much of this player base are bots? what ever happend to chatting when skilling?

YOU'RE SO F****** RETARDED

>>532127547
join 4clan

so far I have only really used the tick counter for prayerless fight caves in leagues

>>532127493
that just proves my point that vardork is overdesigned garbage does it not

dont care about pvm me
skilling 4 life

>>532127326
this is why we need an actionbar to bind protect prayers to 1-2-3

>>532127521
dont even joke about this garbage rsps shit jewgle tracks everything you look at on your browser and will shill these types of channels all over jewtube now at least 30 people who joined this thread will be plagued with faggot private homo server content

just admit you guys have shit clicks

watching guzu :3c

>>532127652
beast

more like shit dick
cmere bitch

>>532127547
it's been that way for at least 15 years. People talk a lot but you have to join a clan or find the good CCs. Check out the grouping chats in the tab you can join, shoot star cc is always crzy

like I literlaly have to do enraged var for like a minute straight most of the time because my attacks just wont hit
meanwhile the people calling me bad just unga bunga through it in 5 seconds and dont even deal with the mechanics lol omg

>>532127731
i use a script to mass report every single private server video for misleading and harmful content

my dick is 8.5

no reason not to hug the wall during normal vard why do you think they dont let you do that during awakened its too op

>>532127617
That would break the game because high lvl pvm is actually player vs UI.

guzu pisses me off idk he acts like he knows anything about the game

>>532127984
>rs3 feature for years
sis...

>>532127935
it just proves that the spikes is bad design that the shoehorned in there but did not manage to design properly

guzu is cool hes my favorite of the like 5 wow streamers ive tried to watch

>>532127754
>choose to handicap yourself
>cry about it
maybe dont play a ruined pure then retard

imagine if I had a real weapon lol

>>532128101
bros doing tricks on it what the .....

>>532127754
Maybe start farming vard after you graduate from a dscim then

>>532126109
upon rereading my own post I laughed a third time

why are wow streamers playing ironman learning about the tick system and trying to do pking

why not

>>532124930
i bet you're fun at parties

>was going to continue the MTA grind yesterday
>found out that there was a roll back on Sunday
Dodged a bullet (prayed ranged) it seems

>>532128710
holy plugin aids

should I do vardork without plugins tomorrow

new streamer here from WoW, think I might go for 200m all

only 200m all? you should complete the collection log as well that should only take a couple months

Osu has much more more skill transferability than WoW, change my mind

video games aren't real skills, go learn to cook or fish or build a deck or something

>>532130103
construction is a shit skill and never should have been added

nigga telling me to build a yugioh deck LMFAO

>>532130689
I'd love to host house parties but I don't have 99 construction and I'm bad at interior design.

>>532130794
just swipe ur creedit card until u have it ok

ahrims robetop has officially been retired

why in the hell do i have to sit there and watch my character take a carpet ride through the desert while the bird in varlamore just teleports me?

rsn idea: torvirtus

Is the armadyl crossbow worth using at all?

>>532131817
rubies good

>>532131962
But is it worth it over the dcb

us runescape player should go play WoW

ok i vote that xunut goes first

this game is slowly turning into QOL:SCAPE

>>532132350
i did it's fun

i think some qol is good and some is too far personally

>everyone afks at crabs
>GENIUS mods decide to make a BIG crab that u can afk at, and it never dies

>>532132827
hey guys azteccross here

>>532132827
where can i find such a crab

>>532133156
2 more days or 1 idk

I am having fun at the royal titans. What a good boss fight.

WoW has better bossing go and play that game

i hated the royal titans

sissy isnt maxed and doing raids lol

dont sign youre posts

Mystic vigour is very good at maxed raids

>Get drop for the SOVLful-locked hardcore
>Idle notifier makes the automatic screenshot red
Damn.

>>532133679
they look fun to solo

This general is so unusable, why do you guys act like this, its fucking autistic

WoW is actually hardcore cause you lose your character after you die, it;'s a better game.

bought a webweaver and ags if i cant learn to anti pk with this setup its over for me

>>532135292
hi xunut

>>532135386
erm you should have bought a vw or claws what the hell are you doing little sprout aww hell nah

https://youtu.be/vhb2e4rPEXo

jesus christ

i cant afford those and i want to grind for the bear pet anyway

>>532135587
this is cool but if you mess up robokite its much harder to finish the kill :/

wdym bought