Big Butts Edition

>News
Summer Special Event: https://x.com/i/status/1945166473913360598

Version 20250717 Balance Post and Patch Notes:
https://x.com/i/status/1945211837542244631
https://x.com/status/1945196671186690179

Phoenix Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3: The Abyss Awakens Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/kIhLPAWKKsg

Klyntar: Celestial Husk Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3 Battle Pass: Power of the Phoenix: https://youtu.be/_10PvHHJuKI

Season 3.0 Road Map: https://x.com/i/status/1943324331376849338

Dev Vision Vol. 07: https://youtu.be/J0_hbNp251M

>Skins
Psylocke's Breezy Butterfly and Loki's Robe of Relaxation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1944792781093839289

FREE Symbiote Storm skin event: https://x.com/i/status/1942692668947194047

Captain America's Captain Klyntar and Spider-Man's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1939760854670746106

Thor's Majestic Raiment and Punisher's Daredevil: Born Again skins: https://x.com/i/status/1937527233532379555

Iron Fist’s Binary Fist and Moon Knight’s Phoenix Knight skins: https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566

Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843

Wolverine’s Weapon X and Jeff's Sunshine Land Shark skins: https://x.com/i/status/1929583882556326074

Ultron's X-Tron and Groot's Yggroot skins: https://x.com/i/status/1926035478089736547

Scarlet Witch’s Immortal Sovereign and Adam Warlock’s Immortal Avatar skins: https://x.com/i/status/1924482716243791974

>Links
Hero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/
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Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.com
Mobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivals
FANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/

Previously on /mrg/: >>531990508

>>532093397 (OP)
All made for rimming

her

>>532093397 (OP)
For me, it's Carol

>>532093397 (OP)
Holy, I love giant butts!

every rivals girl after meeting magik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

>>>532092849
You got a video of that? I tried pure melee buzzsaw but it's not faster than this method.

>>532090257
>>532093917
Blade is a brawl with 300 health, he won't fail. The playerbase is gonna force him to dive and it'll work because 300 hp is too much for incompetent support mains to deal with

>>532093892
What did he mean by this

>>532093694
Praying she doesn't get manfaced like Emma since she'll be a tank

Sex with Thor

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

season zero/one game mode when>

>jeff and c&d on my team
>our team loses the first round since our tanks keep dying and we only have a single defensive ult
>i tell jeff to swap or let me heal instead
>he starts throwing a hissy fit and saying that he won't swap
>he still keeps playing jeff
>we lose once again
fuck that inbred shark
i tried going luna, but our c&d decided to take the opportunity to swap to dps instead

>>532094087
there is no way he will have enough mobility to work as a diver

'gik

>>532094317
Emma is fine you guys are just obsessed with exaggerating every small thing when it comes to women's faces, her hair and lipstick are the real culprits since she looks fine in other skins

>>532094606
his swag is strong enough to fend off all damage

Bucky.

>Phoenix
What if her marks ability only applies to those who she hit with a headshot? Would that be a nerfed or buffed her up instead?

>>532092741
I agree. I didn't play comp at all last season, I think I got to Diamond 2 and I didn't even get the ultron skin because you were supposed to play 10 matches in 2.5 (what the hell kind of bullshit requirement is that) apparently which says a lot about my enjoyment. It feels like we've gotten to a point where the fun factor is just lower than anything else.

Its really sad too because the game is fun but it probably has the worst balance I've ever seen in a multiplayer game. And take that from someone who's played Destiny 2 PVP for thousands of hours.

>>532094606
It shouldn't but people complain about magik and fantastic don't they

>>532094709
this guy likes MEN!

I only play characters that hold M1 and get value

>>532095042
brown hands wrote this

You know why Spiderman doesn't need a buff? You kill him, and 10 seconds later hes back.

phoenix is such a fuckin nothing burger dps to me man like holy fuck how boring
now blade, thats a real nigga im excited about

>>532095214
Name 3

>>532095786
You're exaggerating

>>532094790
>>532095164
blade has a little babby dash like emma and bucky, he is less mobile than fantastic and magik

>>532095879
I think 3's name should be Johnathan

>>532095879
Wanda, SG, CnD

>>532094317
She will since that’s accurate >>532095203
Kek
>>532096051
Which is good, we don’t need someone completely invalidating Psy as a character, limited mobility suits him fine

>>532095697
i ran it through chatgpt for a grammar mistake and you still could detect the brown in me...

>this skin gonna mog all her other skins so hard that the devs will need to one-up themselves next time
or maybe they gave her shorts and fuck it up :/

>7 games in a row i have good players on my team
What the fuck is going on? Where is my eomm agents

>>532096014
Yeah your right. it's actually 12-15 seconds

>>532096191
>uses chatgpt and not his own brain

>>532096163
Autoaim tank when

>>532096191
kek

>>532095203
woah, you just destroyed me with that argument!

>>532096232

they release this skin and Marvel Rivals will be funded for the next 10 years

>>532095164
As a support main every character I don't like is a diver. That's why we need to nerf dive every patch.

Edit: I'm trans, not sure if it matters.

>>532096478
you make it so easy, MAN lover.
>that art style
I know what kind of man you are.

>>532096530
>that art style
no idea what that means, I got it from an /mrg/ OP a while back
I don't think Emma's face is bad like most people crying about muh manjaw claim, I think it's her actual costume/fashion choices that are more baffling. She did look weird in the S2 trailer I'll give you that but otherwise she's fine

>>532094356
>>532094385
sorry fags, thor x luna is canon.
glory to china.

>>532096381
Tanks are 2nd class citizens. They have no rights

Emma is a cunty diva

>>532096124
too long considering 4's name is just Gary, maybe just John?

>>532096776
*braps on u*
LEAVE ME DARKNESS

>>532096776
>t.

>>532096750
um, she creams herself for johnny in this same log, homie

>>532096238
>he doesn't know what's coming

>>532096743
I’ll be honest, I’m still not a fan of the massive thunder thighs/wrestler physique they gave her. Yeah I get it was done to fit stylistically with the tank role but her being able to turn into diamond alone is enough to justify that

>>532096927
I am very much a fan

>>532096750
Don't care, sex with Thor

>>532094356
and Frank

>game suddenly decides my system is no longer compatible after nothing changed
>>532097297
Sounds gay

>>532096927
I will admit that it's pretty far from her classic comics appearance, but they nailed her personality and abilities so it balances out

Where do I see how many unstable molecules I have?

>>532097450
the previous Spyware update was massive

>be duelist
>feel like a piece of shit
>win

>be vanguard
>lose/win i feel like i didn't do anything that mattered

>be strategist
>cant tell if my healing is allowing people to do anything at all

>>532097550
By counting your stable molecules and putting them side by side

>>532095857
Yeah she's boring as shit and S tier. My favorite combination. Throw her in with the rest of the boring top tiers.

>game started runnin like shit after patch
>dont know whats going on
>check geforce control panel
>g-sync was off
huh how did that happen

>>532095857
blade will flop harder than phoenix

>>532097613
But I've played the game since the last update.

>>532097638

>>532097862
blade will be fun but will be probably too hard for a typical marvel rival casual and games will be a blowout

>heal mogging everyone with jeff
>the now immortal tank and dps still can't kill shit
>we lose
useless fucks!

>>532097862
Wanna bet 5 Australian dollars? Last guy I asked didn't say yeah

>>532097894
Trvth
They should've released Cyclops instead of Jean Whore and the house negro

>>532096869
it's important to mention that Johnny isn't even in his undies yet unlike Thor. Even without the headstart, Johnny is still more desirable in Luna's eyes than Thor

>>532098106
Meant for >>532097862

>>532095857
It's time to accept that netease is out of ideas and we won't get any new characters with abilities as interesting as the best launch characters and F4

>>532096927
it's my biggest gripe with Emma so far, she just looks like somebody's tall thick woman fetish and not like the Victoria's Secret supermodel Emma is supposed to be. thats why I prefer her alt skins, because despite the physique she looks a million times more like Emma in those

>>532096927
>her being able to turn into diamond alone is enough to justify that
No it does not. She needs a big enough body to draw aggro and protect squishies

>>532097992
Unless you also kill mogg with Jeff, I don't think you did as well as you did with it.

Love the little guy for finishing off weakened targets with shark spittle bidet.

There's no way the devs actually think anyone is gonna return to the game for Blade right? He's black, irrelevant, and not a hot chick.

>>532095857
>>532098216
>t. Bronze III shitters who can't aim
>>532098106
>the house negro
trying too hard to fit in on this website, it's a universal fact that Blade is a cool nigga and gets a pass from everyone

>>532098410
if your character is all about aiming for heads yeah its boring fuck you faggot

>>532098479
NTA, hitting headshots with jean makes me rock hard.

>>532098410
>h-he is a g-good one
The rope will be served to all of them, and to you traitors alongside them

>>532098479
I agree but these faggots think it's the epitome of skill and the genre. Meanwhile all these characters play the same. Not even just in this game, jean plays like hela who plays like McCree, who plays like etc.

It's boring. Rivals offers a lot of fresh playstyles for a shooter but repeatedly nerfs those playstyles and overtunes the helas, the jeans.

>>532098410
explain what Jean brings to the game that wasn't already covered by Hela and Bucky

>Luna stun
>Hulk stun
>Bucky stun
>Mantis stun
>Peni stun
>Wanda stun
Playing Ben is fucking torture. I don't know how you do it Thingbros.

>>532098795
>>>/pol/
back to your containment board pablo, youre not fooling anyone about your actual race

>jean plays like hela
The words of someone who has barely played either them

>>532098952
>bucky
literal frontline
>hela
dogshit immobile 5 sec inbetween shots sniper boring garbage im falling asleep
>jean
mid range fast shooting dopamine off angle aoe rapist

>>532099405
Press and hold shift ya dunce. It's even better if you can bait out CCs with a long continous charge as they futily try and stop you.

>>532099428
i like to press buttons other than my mouse to do damage

>>532098350
EVERYONE was getting it, but the retard dps keep targeting the tanks instead of the healer 5m away

>>532099670
ah yes Hela, famous for her damage outputs other than M1 and M2 such as... the useless orb ability with E and nothing else

>>532099405
I have no idea why any duelist has a stun

>>532099924
so like uh, jean? where her only buttons to do damage are left click and right click?

oh sorry the only difference is like hela can turn into a shit bird and fly straight only and her e is a stun

meanwhile jean has a stun on her right click but i dont wanna talk about it

boring sluts

>>532100005
How else am I supposed to hit something

>>532098915
>Rivals offers a lot of fresh playstyles for a shooter but repeatedly nerfs those playstyles and overtunes the helas, the jeans.
that's a consequence of not balancing around high elo
the average casual player can't get value out of luna or hela so they have to be overtuned to be viable in gold or whatever
meanwhile luna and loki have been S tier in celestial+ for the game's entire existence, hela and psylocke are always meta, and so on

do we get anything past lord proficiency yet? ive been playin rocket after i already got lord loki but now im not having fun with him anymore

>>532097862
organic hood marketing machine will be in full swing. they are finally getting a black guy in the game that's not a fag or a cuck.

>>532096232
can't mog punkchild. S tier costume design and sound design

>>532100027
yes but making fun of Jean for not having non-mouse damage options while praising Hela makes no sense, they both lack in that front but Jean has better options with consistent damage, shut-down options, better mobility, and a better ult.
>but i dont wanna talk about it
because that defeats your argument about Jean being the same or worse than Hela, of course. Jean is better at ranged crowd-control and people huddling up together is almost a death sentence if the enemy team has a Phoenix. Like I said in earlier threads, the only thing Hela has going for her is more damage per projectile (at the cost of lower ROF) and better skins (only a matter of time)

>>532100027
this is why you will never leave gold

>>532100512
the point is that they are similar enough that the game doesn't need both, not that hela's kit is better than jean's
there's a million things they could have done with jean's telepathy and the phoenix force that would have been more interesting than shooting flame darts from an off angle and trying to hit heads

>>532099405
lol just jump to to em what lil bucky gonna do

>>532096869
she's just like me fr fr

>>532100512
jean is a better hela and hela was already boring
they are so similar in their functions that now it just allows two helas on the battlefield in a team therefore boring
boring bitches in my marvel rivals

>>532100174
Panther is the like the only non traditional character who's performing well at high elo and they're calling for his fucking head. Meanwhile absolute silence on shit like Loki or Luna. People get upset if you call out strategists being overtuned.

I remember when people were shocked and confused when psylocke got a slight nerf. Not because they thought the nerf wasn't enough but because bad players thought she was bad.

I wish star lord had an extra 5 bullets in each gun

>>532100976
>Meanwhile absolute silence on shit like Loki or Luna.
People constantly complain about Luna, what are you talking about?

Just how big is the hitbox of IW heals?

>>532101349
Just her ult and I only see her actually discussed here.

>>532101731
I am Groot

>>532101152
same. i like playin him but he chews through his clips so fast

i wish rocket never had to reload his primary, faster bullets or maybe have his ult give you infinite ammo

>>532101731
big enough for me to play her (I suck at aiming)

>>532100447
Gamers don't care about negros. Only hot sluts.

>people instalocking Luna because of her swimsuit means for the first time in an eon I can pick DPS instead of healer or Emma
Thank you netease.

Why does Ultron drone require LoS but Luna's snowflake doesn-

Nevermind I know why

I am BLOOOOCKING

>>532103313
Because luna's only heals when she heals a target and ultrons is always up so he could heal in the spawn room t. Ultron main

>>532103690
thats garbage

>>532103347
Was that double overtime what the fuck

>>532104000
It went 4-3

>>532103894
Yeah well bucky has 275 health and bonus health on missed shots

>>532104091
That's fair and balanced

>>532102390
>rocket buffs

>>532099405
Don't forget being hit by Cloak's Terror Cape is a death sentence as well.

I rather be stunned than fucking pushed around the map all game so I can take it.

>>532104802
>jump into backline and scare them a bit
>ready to leave
>cloak blinds me and shuts down my e
Every fucking time. They never activate this shit early either

>reed can't use abilities during big mode
>not even his shitty grab
>meanwhile bucky can disable flyers, stun grab and gain shields by just pressing keys (let's not forget his mary sue ult)
game balance? who cares! woo fucking hoo!

>>532104986
>characters are different
Whoa

>>532105232
Eventually it's going to get to the point where they've released so many characters, you will get heroes with copy pasted abilities and ults.

>>532105232
more like overtuned to please shitters

>no summer civilian skin for Buchanan
Dropping the game

>first to lock in dps goes 35/5/20
>second to lock in dps goes 35/5/20
>third to lock in dps goes 10/10/0
This was my first comp match but is this how it normally goes?

>>532105736
Should have picked ultron and made the 10/10 into a 15/5

She's married and a mother 2 btw.

>high rank meta is just play passively and use ults reactionarily
>low ranks games no matter how evenly matched they could appear end up being decided by which team accidently uses their ults in the least retarded way
Just remove ults like unironically, they are 100% ruining the game. People complaing about all this other nonsense but the ultimate abilities are the root of all of your frustrations

>>532105818
ZAMN!

Dude, he's fantastic to use this update

>>532106239
Wait.... say that again...

>>532105985
No its dps that can't confirm kills and having a solo tank who dies and ends the push

>>532106239
Thing's bulge on my face

>>532106524
Alicia...

Venom is for nonstop raw gay sex with me

>>532106336
>no matter how evenly matched they could appear
I was not talking about games where one team is just stomping the other. However although they suck too they would be less annoying if when your tank manages to push forward and your DPS gets a pick that the enemy team didn't instantly become invincible with the press of a button stopping your momentum and sucking all the life out of the game
>the ultimate abilities are the root of all of your frustrations
This is still true, these one sided stomps aren't fun on either side of it but if your regular evenly matched games were engaging you wouldn't mind these outlier games as much it happens. The issue is that the game is always out of your control not just in these steamrolls

>>532106608
you mean eddie? venom do not have a gender

Nerf projectiles. Nerf hitscan. Buff melee.

>>532107609
>i can't aim

>>532105818
>>532096478
I'm gonna jerk off so I can sleep

>>532107609
kill yourself. all bp players should be shot in the head

>>532105818
I wish I was her cuck.

It's so tiring realizing that there's a clear directive at Netease that Luna has to be the best support in the game at all moments and if she isn't then she will be buffed so she becomes it.
Like it just so completely breaks the rhythm of the game that every minute or so I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOW and a whole team gets 15 seconds of invulnerability, made even worse by the fact that after that then Loki copies the ult and another 15 seconds of invulnerability. It's so fucking boring.
Luna is genuinely this game's worst mistake. And she's coombait, somebody's self-insert and her ult is intended to be like that so it will never be fixed, too.

>>532109000
> it will never be fixed
good. luna is not the problem, loki is. if you dont understand it you deserve your metal rank, you retarded faggot.

play QP

>>532109000
That's what bans are for

>>532109224
Which toon?

loki's ult needs a nerf and here how to do it
-the power/timer of whatever he copies is reduced
-but his ult charges faster
and just like that what less problem in the game

>>532109539
No just make it flat 50% less powerful offensively defensively and healin

Cap all immortality ults at 6 seconds, there's your answer

Just make it so Loki is locked out of copying the same heroes ult twice in a row to prevent double Luna, make his ult match the most expensive in the game, and change it so he can store a transformation instead of having to frantically hunt down someone with Q.

>>532107476
Did I stutter? I'm having GAY sex with VENOM. It will be raunchy, very degenerate, we will perform acts so unholy we'll be both condemned but it's happening.

>nerfing support
No one will play them. DPStrannies are retarded as usual.

>supports trying to get a pick instead of healing their only fucking tank

>>532109186
Not metal rank (and unlike you not playing the get free GM pressing Q character) but no, Loki is not the problem, Loki is a "problem" inasmuch he can copy the single most broken ult in the game belonging to the support that has been meta for every single day this game has been out.
Luna is in fact sthe single most meta-defining character in this game. Every game has two Lunas and the game at its core simply comes down to Luna ult economy because at any point in the game one player presses a button and their team is invulnerable.
I'd even say that Luna ult is as core to how Rivals is played in any sort of organized way as planting the bomb in CSGO. There isn't any sort of choice on whether you can play the game with or without Luna, you need Luna on your team every single game because if not then you will lose, simple as that.

Worst part is there's already a better designed Luna in C&D but her ult actually has counterplay so why the fuck would you pick the bad one.

>>532110125
He wouldn't be able to do that to my head it's too strong

>>532110125
Ultron reigns supreme

>>532109539
Just make Loki unable to copy support ults.
Honestly these sort of ults never work out.

>>532110234
>Loki is not the problem
didn't read any further, kill yourself retarded bronzie.

>>532093397 (OP)
>OP pic
Boobs are better than butts

>>532110447
Liar liar pants on fire

Sex with Phoenix while Jean watches

>>532105736
Yes, and your solo tank will be Peni.

lmao just shoot the runes

>>532110447
nah, ass and hips is what's good, tits are just a bonus

>>532110793
>posts an abomination with zero hips

Took 5 minutes to find a match in gold during the weekend. This chink shit is so fucking dead lmao

>>532110835
would you prefer official art?

crazy that they just give you the best skin for free

>>532110345
>this character that is used solely to copy the broken ult of another character is the problem and not the original character that gets copied
You are extremely unintelligent, expected of somebody that gets this emotional over a chinese F2P game but still. The fact I am probably still higher rank than you just fucking around on aim while you are grinding 8 hours a day seething about Loki is funny to me, hopefully one day you realize how much of a waste you are and finally tie that rope.

>>532111071
Art team love Thor

>>532111071
I know right?

>>532111186
post your rank, tranny. i'm cel 3 right now, you bronze 2 at best.
retarded trannies like you killed ow

>>532111071
It's an apology for ruining him.

why can't I win anymore?

>>532110447
a wise man does not choose

>>532111186
loki is the best character in the game and insanely powerful outside of his ult, edgelord-kun

Since when does she have that rack
Jeez

Peni makes my peni the big peni..

>>532111848
real ones knew it since day one

>>532111848
They're not that big they just look bigger because her ribcage is so small in comparison

>>532111071
Gays go to hell

>>532111848
they're pretty small. this is an ass man's game

>on average 2-3 tanks get banned each game
>8/10 tanks are completely neutered if the enemy picks Wolverine
>2-3 tanks are just straight up unusable in competitive due to being shit
>most tanks are boring to play

>>532111071
feet

>>532111357
season 1 skins were so good!
-classic thor
-blood berserker wolverine
-blood soul adam
-blood edge iron-man
-all-butcher loki
-and much more
it's a shame the game is getting more greedy with each new season

>>532110484
Boobs don't poop

>>532112427
girls don't poop at all retard

What arcade game mode are they going to add this season?

gay sex with eddie (venom can watch)

>>532112627
Hopefully nothing because they have all been misses and not fun

Magic needs 300HP
Mantis needs 275HP and her speed boost back

>>532113216
u need to shut up reject

>>532112053
a guy playing haha funny beach Thor is much more likely to be a normie that has heterosexual sex than a gay
on the other side a guy that plays the slutty Luna skin is likely to be an AGP prison gay sissy

>>532109000
>muh invincible meme
If you weren't in low ranks you'd know that this is 100% false, you don't even need an iron man ult.

>>532113984
Lmao the rate of actually killing through Luna ult is very low in high ranks too, larping faggot

>>532113984
The only DPS that can seriously threaten Luna during ult is ult Punisher. The fact you even mentioned Iron Man tells me everything I need to know lmao.

>>532113216
Dogshit take. Never speak again. Sew your mouth shut for good measure

What if we change starlord's ulti from aimbot to unlimited skill cooldown?
He can dodge as much as he want, or he can fly as long as he want, and aoe as long as he want?
That way, it's more balanced than a retarded aimbot.

>>532114710
Then the character goes from mediocre to outright shit.

>>532114268
>>532114390
Whatever doesn't matter thankfully the devs don't listen to retarded whiners like you who don't even know how to play the game.

you just know the game is dying when washed up shitters like moxy can get rank 1

>>532113402
>>532114592
you are mad because you know I am right

>>532115216
How does it feel knowing that whenever player count starts to dip the devs just release a swimsuit completely reversing any loss of players, and you end up having to use some streamer to try and make cliams that the game is dying?

>black panther gets hit reg fixed
>chazm combo becomes super popular
>chazm goes back to playing basedwatch
what was this nigga thinking?

>>532115449
Because you're retarded and unfortunately have internet access

>>532113216
300 is far too much given that she generates bonus health and has very liberal iframes
but i don't understand why she's 250 when she's supposed to be a brawly type, sure she generates Shields on hit but she is the only one of her general type like Iron Fist and Mr Fantastic that has 250 health

>>532113216
>Magic needs 300HP
you're actually just shit at the game. Magik has had an absurd winrate (top 5 since launch) despite her many nerfs.

She can have 300 health if she doesn't get shields and can't animation cancel

>>532115471
>release a swimsuit
release a dps*
ftfy

>>532115216
>shitters like moxy can get rank 1
Isn’t that the point of this game though?

>>532115073
Whatever you say goldie

Dude has never been higher than Gold II and mostly only plays Duelist but is talking trash about everyone else. His most playtime on Vanguard is Emma for 29 minutes and his most played character is Black Panther.

>>532096238
That's the eomm working as it was designed to.

Why is this allowed?

>>532105325
That has pretty much been a thing since the game released.

>>532115576
He had his fun and wanted to play a game with better balance.

>>532115736
>Magik has had an absurd winrate
irrelevant. only ever played by her tryhard one tricks. inb4 spiderman, spidey is played by shitter one tricks that want to be necros.

>>532115853
iron fist get shields and can block every single thing in the game easily and on low cooldown.

magik needs buff to make her more accessible in brawl playstyles

The thing is iron fist is shit

Why do the devs want men to cum so badly?

>>532117909
Doesn't matter. I can live my fantasy of beating up women through Iron Fist.

>>532098350
behead jeffniggers in the name of jupiter

>>532117738
She's busted all levels btw

How do I start learning Thor?

>>532117738
Would you just fucking choke to death on the words if you admitted spider man sucks?

>>532109539
Reduce the timer of his ult to where he's switched, increase the ult charge he needs, make it so loki can only copy the opposing team.

waiter, waiter, more redheads please

>ctrl+f tandy
>0 results
>ctrl+f dagger
>0 results
WTH?!

>>532118743
You pick Magneto instead

>play tank
>my dps shitters die first and i can't do anything
>play dps
>tank shitters don't play the objective or feed
>play support
>the only role that can somehow cover for the animals in my team(i have lord mag, i tried to cover for my shitters with bubble, its not enough)
>boring to play
they need to rework this game fast or see it die

>>532118898
Try Coal and Burner ir mudshark

welcome to the darkforce dimension, nigga

My favourite thing to do in this game is to pick Namor and flank the enemy team with squids. It's just sooo much fun ahahahaha

>>532115961
don't lie to yourself DPScuck fucking nobody cared about Phoenix, it was only swimsuits that brought the players back from the mistake of releasing boring DPS's

>>532119227
I already called this out before we even have phoenix.
People will not admit that dps boosted the player numbers and instead will try to pin it on literally anything else.

>>532119214
hahaha i bet your parents think you're a loser hahaha

>>532118906
he's so boring though...

>>532119227
Can confirm. I quit before Ultrons release and only cam back for swimsuits and phoenix Emma.

>>532119389
I also love to type "gg stay ez" after the first round ahahahaha

>>532119371
The steam chart numbers show that Jean's release was lower than Ultron. It's a simple fact. People are losing interest in the game, getting fed up, and leaving. The bump happened because of coomer skins.

>>532119371
the player number boost from her was much less than the swimsuit player numbers
we will have to see if Blade makes a difference because lets be real Phoenix is boring, Blade at least looks kinda fun (also he isn't an Aim heavy character like Phoenix that will definitely change things) but so far Swimsuits did more than releasing the Dualist did
also can't wait for the outrage shitstorm at 2 DPS's to get louder when it gets officially confirmed and those in denial about the leaks hear about it

>Level 62 teammate with 500 hours in the game
>He decides to throw the game because Hela is banned
>"you can avoid me"
>"I dont care"
>"you sound like you care a lot about me" (I mean, obviously? You're the reason we're losing)
>monotone drone about anyone complaining to him
holy shit I think I actually encountered someone with a severe video game addiction. dude just did not care about losing and was totally emotionless in his speech.

I don't typically care about people throwing the game, but this game just smelled like a pit of depression and apathy. Gonna call it a day for the game, that was just sad and cringe.

>kills your tanks
>can't be killed by your DPS
>gets ult, kills your supports
>and you can't do anything about it
And remember, people thought he was the worst character in the game Month 1 and he received two buffs since that moment.
And he could do all this since Day 1, btw. No wonder this game's balance is total dogshit.

invis woman is an honest support

>>532119123
faggot

>>532119998
We know, Namor.

You HAVE claimed your free accessory. Right anon?

>>532120226
nigger

>>532119779
>>532119812
Why would you retards lie when it's so easy to check the chart?
>Jean release
>Gets 70k players
>swimsuit release
>Gets 25k players

>>532120454
No I haven't played enough to get enough points because I'm bored of the game

>>532120346
Reed is boring. Sue needs Namor fish cock.

>>532119998
Based. Out of all the supports, only Sue, Mantis and Jeff are the honest ones.

if someone has been playing the game continuously for 8 hours or more they should get banned

>>532120769
what about adam/loki?

>>532120843
Loki is incredibly elo-inflated and Adam is for larping faggots.

>>532118743
Learn his Awakening cancels, go Doom match and win at least 3 matches in a row cause you are the king of 1v1. Then fight like a Brawly DPS with Awakening that turns you into Squirrel Girl that punishes squishies in the open. Thor's a fat DPS, he shouldn't tank except as last resort.

Multiple People focusing on you and trying to CC you is your que to get out unless it's a 1v1.

>>532120769
some of my games... way too often look like "jeff just ate everyone on the cart and suicided", and it happened so many times I'm inclined to always go emma just so I can diamond form and snap his neck for it

>>532120454
No, I'm saving it for Gambit.

>>532120634
>1 month

>>532120939
God spiderman is such a strong character.

>>532113216
Looks better than her default.

>if BP gets through, supportsissies can't play the game
>if Wovie gets through, tankchuds can't play the game
>If Torch gets through, only Hela/Punisher DPSniggers can play the game

>If at any time both teams ban either character, the entire match is ruined because one of them will get through, and you WILL have a useless Spidey or Ultron/Adam/Jeff combo on your team

How did we ever think this game was good?

>>532121552
Because at one point, it was fun.

>>532121552
the pisslow hivemind brainwash is so strong its insane

>>532121552
By playing it casually and not taking it seriously.

>>532121895
Everyone knew which characters were beyond busted back in season 0 but everyone wanted to play the fresh new stuff. They are still busted now but people are fed up with losing so more and more they're just playing those busted characters.

God I can't get enough of squid flanking with Namor
This is so much fun ahahahahha
Best character in the game!
PROTECT YOUR KINY

>>532122425
nigger

i want to fuck this mother of 2 kids

>>532123312
Saaaameee

>>532123312
youll never get to touch that married pussy Namor

>>532121552
because Rock III faggots like you can't stop whining about every meta until they nerfed all the fun characters with depth and we're left with shitters who are unfun to both play as and against

>>532121552
>Ban wolverine every game
>Just player triple tank with one being thing if there is bp until he swaps
>Have decent aim
Fixed

>>532123312
Made for Reed's 30 inch cock only sorry man

>>532098410
No he doesn't fuck off
>>532106259
Use again?

>>532126178
>triple tank
What kind of magical world do you live in where people counter pick and play triple (3 (three)) tank?

>>532127026
Yes he does. Even /pol/ would find him acceptable because he comes from a time where it wasnt forced

>>532127026
>/pol/fag still seething in face of the epicness of Blade
>>532127354
don't kid yourself, /pol/ would never do such a thing as actually be intelligent for once

As a tank main I'd rather deal with Wolverine at this point than Peni/Rocket team up. Peni is already a nigher brained stat farming character, to give her two nests and free armor packs is just obscene.

>>532127280
I ask nicely and i never play more than 2 losses in a row. I tab out if i get an insta lock moon knight because i know he is not switching off shit and we will lose
>>532127459
I guess im thinking 2012-2017 /pol/ sometimes i forget what year it is

>>532127698
/pol/ was a lost cause by 2015, it's just endless drumpf posting and seething now

>>532113463
what's wrong with being a little agp faggot?

>>532076924
so let me get this straight: even after the multiple nerfs, torch is still that good?? i barely even see him talked about anywhere, how did he sneak his way up there?

>watch eternity streamer
>he's playing loki
>YOUR POWERS ARE MINE
>I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOW
>enemy luna immediately after: I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOW
>his own luna 10 seconds later: I AM READY TO PUT ON A SHOW

hilarious how the meta in this game doesn't vary at all between plat and eternity. very skillful game btw

how do I even play Torch, I feel like the range is always too short to do meaningful damage and getting in too close is risky since he has zero retreat abilities

>>532129028
Wobbily wiggily

>>532128960
>plat player talking about meta and skill

>>532129028
>>532128870
>>532129256

>>532129028
Wiggily wobbily

>>532129313
Literally the only difference between plat and eternity in this game is playtime. The way you play is exactly the same.

>>532129256
>>532129439
I want better answers anon :(

>>532128421
It stopped being funny around mid to late 2017. HWNDU was the last dying breath of humor from that board.

>>532129448
>t. plat player

>>532129448

>>532129448
absolutely fucking not lol

>>532119998
I just think it's funny as fuck The Thing is the best counter against her

S L U T
L
U
T

>>532129562

>>532128783
nothing babygirl
what's your favourite panties colour when playing Luna

>>532129949
>>532130105
>>532130135
I know it must hurt to be reminded that your 100 hours spent instalocking luna/c&d/loki and pressing Q to win don't make you good at the game, but it's the truth. Now back to grinding, compslave.

>>532131287
what happens when press Z?

>>532131478
black

>>532132552
The world explodes from every nuke detonating all at once

>>532131457
I'll just try again some other time I guess

>>532132157
80% of my games I'm playing jean and im currently gm. ure delusional and bad and forever will be, not only is your low tickrate brain stopping you from being good at video games but you're also an egotistical retard.

>>532132825
Nukes are not real

>>532129028
he is only good in high elo when you get proper supports

>>532096823
>too long
That’s what she said
>>532099405
Skill issue guy is fun and good

>>532132157
buckbroken ranked jobber aura

>>532133262
Sorry, I don't speak transgender zoomer lingo, how do I translate this to english?

>>532133076
yes they are. My dad works at a nuclear weapons facility.

they made huge mistake by releasing Sai swimsuit skin btw. It will be hard to top this one, unless she shows less skin somehow. haha

>>532133415
he's saying you're just upset about consistently losing in ranked

alright Ganggang, our Lord and Saviour has in his infinite beneficence decided to let (You) decide what gets changed in the 3.5 patch
what do you implement?

>>532098795
Trvke.
>>532100898
Based
>>532110793
Made for extracting Noir semen

>>532133632
I would cut Luna's Ult effectiveness by 50%. Fuck that ability. It turns the game off for X seconds. Not fun.

>>532133076
Then what the fuck did i shit out of my ass this morning

>>532113216
This is such a weird outfit it clashes completely with the theme.
>>532118296
Chinese culture.

>>532133632
I will refuse his choice for i am just a man

>>532133632
SQ's direct hits on players not touching the ground is doubles. Total flier death.

>>532133632
Remove Black characters; Black Panther, Cloak and Dagger, Storm and Blade.

>>532127354
>>532127459
>>532127698
>>532128421
gaydetard melty not everyone likes your washed up tax evader get over it

>>532118441
you can do that most of the guys too though
>>532127354
it was always forced that’s the point dude

>>532133632
Gongdong, listen to the wisdom of sane gweilos who still exist like >>532134202 and my life is yours!

>>532133560
I will buy all of her skins anyway

>>532132637
lacy?

once you realize Luna isn't actually wearing anything but the straps on the front, it's just her ice covering her skin the skin becomes ten times hotter
Psylocke's is still hotter though
>butterfly adornment hanging right above the bellybutton to draw your eyes to her midriff

>>532134221
Men are aware that violence can erupt without warning, while Women live sheltered lives, unaware of its harsh reality. Breaking that illusion is more fun.

>>532105985
>spiders when goblin gets added

Add Katie to rivals

>>532134731
This line on Sai's back looks disgusting ingame, ruins the skin for me. I think Luna's more sexy.

>>532111848
Since always. They’re just really dedicated to not showing cleavage for the most part.

>>532133632
>Make Magneto reload faster
>Give Namor the ability to hold 3 turrets without a teamup, but increase the charge time by like 1 second per squid
>Un-nerf Hulk bubble
>Take away Venom crits, increase base damage by like 1.5
>Give Thor a minor slow effect on his ult to make it less easy to walk out of, revert the changes to his blue health values

>>532135453
Pleas make him a bomber/terrorist

hahahaha
Hahahahaha
I love going on Quick Play and Namor squid flanking ahahahahaha
It's so much fun holy shitttt
Ahahahahahaha my brain just goes zzingggg every time the squid get KOs without me lifting a finger ahahahaha
PROTECT YOUR KING

AGP sisters how do they even top Lunas bikini now?
New skins will feel meh from now on

Did namor mindbreak him or something

it's so wild to me that a live service game allows modded skins. pretty cool

I might've liked the Namor Phoenix skin if he didn't have his toes out like that

>>532135983
Skimpier Halloween skin, trust the plan.

>>532133632
buff Psylocke ult, and I am not kidding

>>532096927
I like it because it gives her a different look to Dagger

>>532134214
>/pol/fag still seething and malding
you will never be awesome as Blade is

>>532134807
what the fuck are you trying to say faggot

>>532133632
role queue. separate queue and make it solo only.
nerf healing.

>>532135549
>this random line is ruining my enjoyment
autistic nigga

I always report the best player on enemy team for smurfing

>>532131287
Inspecting Luna's asshole with my tongue

>>532138326
they made the line giga obvious also her skin is dark as fuck on most maps.

Even in fucking quickplay I can't escape this shit. But compslaves will still tell me this is a skillful game.

>>532135549
What line? Her spine?

>>532093580
A good Monday to you, Sai-anon

>>532139579
You cheated on Sai-anon, we all saw it.

>>532134731
I wish there was an option to remove the "ice" part of her outfit

>>532139790
I wish there was an option to remove luna from the game

>>532139035
whats that? heh sorry, i cant hear you over my 40 second luna ult followed by the victory screen

>>532139848
Remove Luna from the game and put her in my bed instead

>>532133632
Remove Blade add Carol

>>532139035
I also hate this, but honestly I hate C&D more. I feel like it takes roughly 35 seconds to charge C&D ult whereas Luna's is thankfully only once a minute

I like feet.

>>532137775
mad cuz it's true keep crying

>>532139790
That art is all off wtf

>>532139035
For me its mostly C&D & Rocket or rare triple support autism

>>532118849
You know not what you ask for, good sir

>>532139721
I was misled under false pretenses. Can happen to anyone

>yep
>yyyep
>mmm-hmmm
>BUFF CAP BACK TO WHERE HE WAS YOU COMMIE FUCKS

>>532133632
Tanks
>Caps cancel will become his normal attack speed, health reduced to 400, remove cooldown for his shield and adjust reflection to where he is aiming. Slight jump boost as well
>Hulk. Remove his teamup with namor, add him to the cap teamup
>Thing add a third jump
>Venom add 100 hp
>Emma frost double the time it takes for her to get max damage
>Revert thor
>Add 1 second to all groot cool downs
Heals
>Warlock ultimate brings everyone back at 400 hp (including an overshield if they are not at 400 but fully decays within 3 seconds)
>C&D now requires aiming
>Invisible woman now requires aiming
>Loki add 2 seconds to clone generation
Dps
>Make players take an iq test before playing dps

>>532134221
It wasnt up until post occupy wall street or maybe earliest obama campaign.

How do I get better at aiming?

>>532142409
Start increasing your mouse sensitivity bit by bit and practice room. It's not glamorous or fun but you won't magically get consistent better aim while in a live match.

>>532142086
Shit forgot to make mag fun
>Readd the swords as a normal ability. Make the ult easier to see all important info during mid combat. Increase bubblecooldown and add shield time by 3 seconds each. Decrease damage from regular ability and remove reload. Double his melee damage but make it take longer to swing

>>532142751
you mean decreasing, right

>>532142086
absolutely retarded changes

>>532142409
Go with
>>532142835
Learn to aim at lower sensitivity first then move it up once you are comfortable

>>532143217
Sorry, people who let the hallway chirp can no longer play dps

>>532143380
Im referring to the tank changes, outside of Thor and Venom

>>532142409
Really by just playing the game a lot, but try to have the lowest sens you are comfortable with too and test it out in practice range for a while on the moving bots. A lot of pros are around 2 sens with 800dpi

>>532143603
Hulk not having an amazing teamup would allow him to get played more and not get banned as much. Cap would be able to secure kills easier without being a point pest. Emma just needs a small nerf and thing just needs a small buff.

i sentence you to tanking against emma for 2 matches (i assure you dear player she's not cancer broken)

>>532144583
I do not play tank, what makes Emma OP

>>532139035
support players refusing to play loki under eternity is proof they're the biggest retards in the playerbase

Yesterday I realized that every single part of Jean's kit could be given to Hela with appropriate reflavoring ("sparks" -> "death marks", phoenix motifs -> nastrond crows, flames -> helfire), even the health regeneration (gaining power from death, "healing? why would I need healing"). All of it fits perfectly
They could have reworked Hela into what Jean currently is, left the long distance sniper players to play Black Widow, and then released Jean with an actually interesting kit, like a stance switcher (either permanent like C&D or temporary like Emma) with some kind of Phoenix Power resource mechanic. For example, Jean's abilities get weaker the more power you have, but the Phoenix gets stronger so you have to balance using the two forms to get the best results (unlike C&D where Dagger is the primary form)
The fact they thought shooting fire bullets was an appropriate gameplay loop for a powerful telepath and the Phoenix Force, combined with the state of the Wolverine team-up on release does not bode well for this game's future.

>>532144965
Literally just played against this loki in plat. I hate that the general playerbase is figuring out how broken he is now.

>>532144583
nbd, I'm an Emma main and I've gotten good at kiting their diamond form then using mine to grab them when it's expired

>>532141964
replace the pedo with an actually good poster

>>532144857
she isn't, the issue is that most Tanks are dog and thus it makes the matchup worse

the only thing that is directly an issue for Tanks regardless of that is The Grab, but each Tank has some way of dealing with it except Peni and Groot

>>532143760
>pros are around 2 sens with 800dpi
Nta but I'm on 1.10 sens (800dpi) and it still feels high.

>>532144857
can bully you the way thing does, can grab you the way wolv does and poke you the way mag does(actually better)

Who is the biggest hater in Marvel? I need someone I can relate to.

>>532146529
doom

>>532146529
Ultron

>>532146529
Hate-Monger

>>532139579
welcome back anon. you went missing for a couple threads and before that you mistook me for someone who posted Luna

>>532144857
You cannot approach her at all. Especially if they are running a shield tank or groot to block off. Its less op and more broken/bad design. Yes some tanks have ways out of it but you could die before you get a chance to interact.

>>532146529
thanos haunted a random guy and made his life shit for every single one of his birthdays

>>532145364
Anon, we all know that's you looking for praise and that your healing is less than 9k

>>532141964
replace Katiepedo with the humble Buckyposter

>>532146529
Sabertooth

>>532146781
sabretooth would make for a great vanguard.

>>532146781
>repressed homoeroticism
Are we sure they're not fucking?

>>532147637
Im sure there is some comic of that happening

>sabretooth mentioned
Any month now...

>>532145375
>i ran away from her for 8 seconds straight, that sure showed her

>>532146781
no two guys in Marvel scream repressed homoeroticism more than Charles and Erik
for the girls it would be Jessica and Carol

>>532145978
>poke you the way mag does(actually better)
how so? her mind beam thing has piss poor range

>>532142180
no offense but you have a lot to find out man

>>532147148
That wasn't done out of hatred for the guy. Thanos was just making a point that he can and will make the guy's life a living hell simply for the sake that he actually can

>>532093397 (OP)
big sweaty butts make me feel funny

always baffles me that Thanos, the big bad Mad Titan of the Marvel Universe, their Darkseid expy, is really just from a Saturn moon. he's practically next-door, but he's a nuisance to the cosmic Marvel heroes about a galaxy or so away

>>532145139
Sad but true. They could have quite literally given Jean any number of abilities and moves and it would fit into her kit. Hell, they could have even went the Reed route and given her a super Phoenix form where she beats everyone up close or something. Anything would have been more interesting than this.

>>532147189
Joke's on you, that's not me AND his healing was (just) over 9k
He was basically playing dps and initially had 2 other supports, but then we switched to counter and one of his supports swapped off so the strat fell apart

>>532148364
because she does a gorillion damage

>>532146818
>unamerican
classic jews

>>532146529
DOOM takes pettiness to levels once thought impossible to reach

>>532148210
>avoid the initial grab
>kite for a few seconds around the point
>grab her
>she dies
>we win the fight
worth it

>>532148993
It's like reading an argument between a guy and his girlfriend who definitely doesn't deserve him kek

>>532144583
b-but she makes the heckin d-divefags seethe so s-s-she's based!!! Just ignore that she rapes every other tank in the game b-bro!!

>>532142086
KILL CAPFAGS

>>532148796
why dont they just pick the fliers
its so easy

>>532148869
does she tho? I see Emmas on the frontline get deleted pretty quickly with simple focus fire, and while I admit a part of that has to do with incompetent healers, I don't think Emma is as powerful as people make her to be when she's not in her Diamond form. and that one's on a cooldown after all

>>532149813
>Emmas on the frontline get deleted pretty quickly with simple focus fire
What is your rank?

>>532149813
she farms charge for free on stuff like groot walls and her crystal does percent based damage so it does massive damage to tanks

>>532148993
>"Yoo"
>"MF DOOM"
>"Mr. Fantastik"
>"Fantastik...Villain"
>"What up nigga?"
>"Ain't nuthin' what's the word?"
>"What's crackin' boy?"

>>532149813
shes a tracking character and the average aiming ability of people in this game is somewhere between ray charles and mr magoo

>>532150039
QP only, of course
>>532150049
that's true
>>532150152
also true

>Thing solo tanking on my team
why does god hates me so

is this the best skin in the game?

>>532150379
Summer Psy is much better

>>532150379
>one of the only two actually accurate comic skins in the game
>pure sexo
yeah i'd say so

>>532150127
>we'll never again get a new MF DOOM drop
F for a true artist

>>532144583
>>532144857
>emma grabs me as thing
>stare her in the face as most of the damage is from the wall and not the kick itself
>she stands still awaiting her fate because she knows what time it is
It's that simple

>>532150379
default better but I like this too

>>532150542
>dies of a bad reaction to blood pressure meds, of all things
Every day is both a blessing and a gamble. F

>>532150379
should I get this or the summer skin? I'm a comics Psylocke fan and this should be a natural yes but I also waited for a Legendary skin for her for so long and while I do like the Summer skin I don't wanna be considered a gooner because I've been a Psylocke fan since MVC2

They nerf emma twice and tanksissies still crying. No wonder no one wants to play this shitty role. Enjoy your solo tanking mag, you retarded faggot.

>>532151102
>I don't wanna be considered a gooner
fag

>>532148371
Go back

until they make some very unorthodox tank they are all gonna be boring except venom and peni

thats just how it goes.

>be Spider-Man
>everyone on the other team targets me
>healers, dps, tanks fucking the whole clique
>we win anyways
>went negative
All because they couldn't stop auto targeting me everytime I showed my face

magik players are niggest of people

>>532150375
you're free to pick second tank, sweetie :)

>>532151719
Everyone hates you and they should.
If you end up using that to your advantage that's fine, but you deserve to be hated and always will be

>>532151573
I like not being public about everything like that

>>532151719
He's such a bad character and people still act like he's this oppressive monster that needs all attention right away. Like imagine if your whole team dove a fucking wanda the millisecond she showed up.

>>532152150
It is a very normal human impulse to swat a bug that is buzzing around your head, even if it is not a fatal or dangerous insect.
Spiderman is fucking annoying

it's kinda bullshit that spider-man is all about doing one-shot combos
the real spider-man wouldn't be such a coward little bitch who does a combo and then zips away at the first sign of danger

>>532151719
>spidey is in the game
how did netease make such a faithful hero, and have thor in the same game is beyond me

>>532152589
this is why all the melee characters should be bruisers

>>532152589

I love dueling magik as a panther I get really hard when I bait their portals

>>532151938
I didn't ask for this... I never knew it would mean a bashed up k/d ratio. A hard nerf. No 275 kill combo. And teammates who all think I'm scum...

>can't buff widow ever because snipers are oppressive
>divers zip and delete at mach 5
???

>>532151719
This is what i hate about spiderman when i main tank. If i peel then the front collapses, and if i ignore then ill die when the rest of my team all focuses him for 10 whole seconds. All supports need to have comms on for this reason

>>532152865
they should've just kept widow's damage, made it so her shots can heal heroes, and give her an anti heal grenade

>>532151719
>ignore the mosquito biting you
>get diseases
Damn right I'm auto targeting you you annoying gnat

>>532152589
>all about doing one-shot combos

But he's not. Because they got rid of them all. :^)

>nerfed to the ground
>dogshit
>still hated on
H-heh a-at least it's lore accurate...

>>532145664
If that's with raw input on, you must be full on arm gaming. But I do know some pros that go even lower than that like terra, who is on 100T and one of the top dps NA, uses .7 sens/800dpi(used to be .8). How tall are you btw?

>>532153249
Threadly reminder to never give up, anons. You can still make a difference

>>532151750
I play Magik exclusively because I have agp btw

>>532153249
People just do not like characters that control the pace of engagement by simply existing.

Sexually harassing Sue

>>532153368
>arm gaming
Yup
>How tall are you btw?
6'1

BP one trick brownoids are hilarious
>NOOO you cant ban my broken no skill character you chud, he totally sux, only shitters ban him! (most banned character in gm+ btw)
>proceeds to effectively throw because he can't play anything else

>>532151102
you're playing psylocke, you're gonna be considered a gooner either way
>t. also a psylocke fan

>>532148993
True
>>532150127
>>532150542
Shut the fuck up

>>532154889
unfortunate truth

>>532154085
Eh. BP is just all about the matchup. If two players are even remotely on the same level, he auto-loses to certain characters and auto-wins to others. So you can shut him down with a counterpick making the ban wasted, but also fuck you I want to play the character I want to play, not the character I have to play so I'm going to ban him.

>>532155102
kill yourself zoomerfag, MF DOOM is a fucking legend in this house
>>532150542
>>532150962
we don't know how good we have it until it's no there anymore

>>532155102
What is like, having balls that shriveled and impotent? Must itch alot, I'd imagine....

BP nerfs are inevitable right?

>>532152846
I got a admit when I see the Lord spiderman icon appear I assume we are losing immediately
I never vote on surrenders, but I have heavy doubts about the outcome of the game immediately

>>532155102
Fag post

>>532155548
they better fucking be

>>532155548
It's gotta be a rework at this point. People want to "main" a character and do "X character only" challenges and whatever. The worlds #1 BP player could not force the BP even in a world without bans and get beyond like Diamond. He is probably the character in the whole game most vulnerable to bad matchups, it's just gambling on team comps. You can't buff him though for obvious reasons. So he just needs a whole new rework bigger than Rocket's.

>>532152846
Lmao that brown creature on the right looks like Venture

>>532155548
fixing his no reg issue was a huge buff so he probably should get a nerf
just make him squishy like spider man so he can be peeled easier

Nice job Guangguang, your game gets to live now

>>532119393
There’s always Emma I guess

>>532155548
No lol. Rework if you're lucky. Into genji if you are super lucky

>>532155102
>instant seethe replies
Reddit general kek

>>532155102
the post that struck nerves everywhere kek

>>532156353
5 years confirmed active development, just like that

>>532155440
Why are you thinking about another man’s balls
>>532155767 (me)
Meant for >>532155440

>>532156259
Holy shit it does. Curious.

>>532156353
DOOMSISSIES LOST BIGLY

>>532133632
Revert Thor first off.

>>532156670
>>532156681
>>532156858
Just admit you have utter shit taste in music and we can all move on to better things.

>>532156353
he saw the summer Psy skin...

>>532105818
post daughter

>>532133632
jean swimsuit costume

>man who listens to rap claiming anyone else has bad taste in anything

>>532157692
>smug super genius gremlin in need of correction

>>532148993
That *really* does not look like Reed…

>5 stomps in a row against teams so far above our skill level it's not even fun

>>532157895
>takes after her mother

>>532156353
>how the MCU can reach the next generation
But the game takes surface level queues from the MCU at best. Also what does he mean reach? There isn’t a child or teenager on this planet who hasn’t seen a Marvel film at this point. I guess actually liking them is another thing.

>multi-season eternity player (currently gm1)
>support main
>mainly played CnD, rocket and invis
>started playing luna recently
>was so-so with her
>playing more cs2 lately
>also more luna lately
>suddenly a god at aiming and flicking
damn, so practicing does make a difference

>>532158631
kek

>>532157895
Oyakodon

>>532151102
summer skin is everywhere
I rarely see leotard skin

>>532147637

>>532147765
There isn't. Crazy, I know.

Plat game btw. Why do I get these kind of people? How do you not even manage to get to 1k damage as a DPS? What the fuck bro

>>532157895
>>532158631
>>532159412
she’s like 12 pedo

>>532157494
I didn’t say anything about music just asking a question

>>532149280
so she wastes grab like a retard and that's the only time she is managable lol
she can deny any push from you when it actually matters

>>532160052
to be fair massive teamdiff

Reminder that Konshu is closer than ever and soon we will all see him

>>532160052
>5576 dmg
qp or console? Even on console that is a bizarre amount of damage and heals. I refuse to believe my plat games and yours are the same

>>532160052
what are you expecting with 1 healer? just go loki and kill everyone if u wanna climb

I can't hit anything with Bucky's arm hook, any tips?
Also nightcrawler when, i've always thought he has such a cool design

>>532160835
Mark take your meds already I hope for Egypt themed map at some point

>>532154889
I don't see the ones that stick with Psy's default, its recolor or even the red vampire hunter outfit as gooners

>>532150379
Forever her best skin imo and admittedly what got me into trying the game in december

>>532160904
console/domination. It was 0 to 100 without a single contest both times so it was over as fast as it started

>>532160835
>tfw Khonshu is the Alex Jones of the divine community
>spends his time going off on irrelevant tangents about eating raw meat and how the mortals are turning the frickin' fog
>to the point where everyone just ignores him until he gets bored and goes away

>>532160386
If it bleeds, it breeds.
Simple as

>>532147486
Netease have Pyschoconditioned every Vanguard Player into being enough of a Wolverine hater to play Sabertooth Perfectly

>>532161209
>MARC!
>oh Jesus.....
>MAAAARRRRRRRRRC!
>THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE OUR ANKHS, MARC!
>Yes, Khonshu, they're always com-
>NEW YORK WAS A FALSE FLAG OP, MARC! DRACULA WAS PART OF A PSY OP, MARC!!!!!!! CHECK THE PHONE RECORDS!
>MARC! CHECK THE RECORDS, MARC!!!!!

>>532151191
Emma Frost is the perfect powerlevel that all Tanks should be brought too

>>532161787
Stop making me want to play moon knight

>>532160386
We have a lot of those for some reason

Blasting rope on Sai's big fat ass

>>532161937
Please reconsider.

>eomm making players less engaged
chink retardation at its finest

>>532162591
If only moon knight wasnt a shitter pick i would play him

Magik is fun and also kinda braindead

>>532163919
>Magik is fun and also kinda braindead
Lore accurate

>>532161787
pic related no paladins fox?

https://files.catbox.moe/glqfog.jpg

>>532160052
>8 dps

Where the fuck is THEIR swimsuit skin

>>532160052
>see three people lock DPS and you don’t switch
You are the constant

>>532150379
Wish they gave her an actual himecut

>>532165489
My wife on the left
Too bad she’s getting a movie skin instead

>>532156353
guy on right is his son. must be the 3-12 spidermans you get

>>532160052
>wow my team could use a healer
>No fuck them, Ill go Psylocke and make the issue worse then complain online
They enemy Jeff is your equivalent. Now look who won

>>532148993
>when you go out of your way to use your vast resources in both science and magic to save the life of your worst enemy's wife and brother-in-law solely so you can insert yourself directly into thier family dynamic and make it so said worst enemy NEVER forgets that one time you managed to one up him

They messed up with psylocke. Could have changed the body swap so its a dude in there and gone extra gooner or agp for double the infinite money they make off them

>>532165910
She isn't your wife, Namor. We've been over this, many times....

>>532166016
Is Reed the most cucked man in the marvel universe

Thor is too fun to never be allowed to be decent by Netease
How do you even fix him? Right now he's just a fat DPS except with zero support threat and no utility whatsoever.
Honestly make his E stop bullet or something and see where he stands.

>>532139790
I wish there was an option to remove the swimsuit.

>>532166016
The best part is he went on to be a legitimate caring godfather to her, and Val legitimately loved him back as her favorite "Uncle Doom"

>>532139790
The yellow version kind of makes it look invisible

>>532166596
nah
pete or black bolt got him beat

>>532166027
They already didn't put in the girl to girl body swap psylocke(aside from a skin) and now you want her to be some heavenly delusion shit?

>>532166027
anon it's not healthy to be this obsessed with troons

Will wave 2 of summer skins have another mini battlepass?

>>532167417
most likely, wonder what Woman will be at the end of the next one, since we only have designs for Punisher and Johnny as far as i'm aware

Why are there so many people aimbotting in QP, it's so obvious too. They will have their crosshair two characters away and then suddenly flick for a headshot and end the game with 70% accuracy.

>>532167417
There should be at least 2 skins (Frank and Johnny )though there are apparently a unreleasable skins which may fit? Who can say
It's a bit weird that it's so weighted towards male skins

>>532166661
Just make every single ability give him shields, like before. And rework the hammer change, like before. And add a 25% dmg decrease when entering awakening, like Emma or Thing. Or even give him passive shield generation when inside the bubble. Do something drastic, bold and see if it sticks. He is too cool and interesting to be the worst tank in the game

>>532165794
Nah hime wouldn’t suit her at all
>>532166875
Which is kind of dumb considering Doom sent her brother to hell among other transgressions he’s done to her family

>>532167318
>>532167357
Im just thinking of the profit here.

>>532166661
his e being an actual bubble would be insane im pretty sure
i dont think theres anything you can do to make him not the best tank at that point, thats just nuts

he does need some kind of utility though, all he can do now is push people around a little
you could maybe make his m2 pull or stun at max distance or something
or maybe try making his ult stun for a flat like 1s on impact and make it so you can end it early for minimal damage if you hit q again, that would be really good without making him too crazy

>>532166016
>>532166875
This is my favorite part about doom. He is so close to just being a good guy but his desire to be unrivaled in everything gets in the way.

>>532166661
Maybe his E zone gives damage resist to him and teammates

>>532167685
Wait no shit I was feeling like I'm paper, they nerfed his shields? Who the fuck thought THOR needed a nerf?
>>532167791
>>532168262
I agree with the other anon, do something crazy and if he ends up broken then pull back a little. He's been the worst or second worst tank in the game since he came out, I know it's scary to have a good tank when he has this much mobility but right now there is zero reason to even bother playing him.

the fuck is this? "bussing"? i thought that was a boy pussy?

23 final hits, highest damage, 60k dmg tanked on groot
clearly the loss was my fault and i am the only constant
chinese f2p company with a whole university of gacha psychologists on payroll would NEVER do something like code a matchmaking that rigs games haha netease is suuuuper trustworthy

Why the fuck would I learn to aim when I could play a melee and dash through my target 5 times with bonus health?

>>532169218
>Moon knight instalock
Immediately i can tell im not winning this match. Ive never seen a moon knight instalock with a positive win rate after gold.

>was idling while cooking
>finish, leap back into convoy point last second
>ambush and kill enemy jeff; nuke dagger with ult
>we win
Ahahahahaha

>>532169205
frfr

>>532169205
No that's bussy (which isn't bussin') so bussing has to be getting carried

>>532166016
Does Reed even care about any of that unlike Viktor?

>>532169070
he has the best damage and the second best mobility out of the tanks, if you give him something too good (especially something designed to completely invalidate his weaknesses) hes just gonna be permaban fodder and you wont ever get to use it

I'm I doing something wrong if I keep getting 4-6 game loss streaks?

>played enough to fill out battle chest
>might as well buy coomer skin
>bought coomer skin
>might as well learn Luna
Oh well. Ganbatte I guess.

>>532170094
Not really if you meet people like the ones ITT who immediately start throwing if someone picks a hero they don't like

>>532170094
Losing 6 times in a row happens, even to your favorite streamer and teh champion of whatever tournament. If you are consiststently going on 4-6 game loss streaks, yeah it's probably you. If I had to guess, knowing nothing else about your situation, I would guess you're forcing your favorite character into bad matchups. If you want to climb, you need to be able to perform at your rank on 2-3 characters per role.

>>532166661
first you fucking undo the rework, keep the ability to cancel awakened but otherwise undo it, including the shield nerfs

E gaining some additional utility would be nice, it being an actual bubble shield could be cool
then you address one of his actual issues which is his ult, it sucks absolute shit, personally i'd have it give Thor a decent overshield like Mr Fantastics on activation make it so the waves slow but don't do damage and make it so the final slam does a huge burst of damage, now we have an ult with a lot of pressure, can deal with healer ults and can't be easily ran away from
or just fucking scrap it and give him something else entirely

personally i'd also like to get another ability (i think all Tanks should get one more ability like Thing did exept Emma since she doesn't need it, this is mainly to make them more fun)
something that costs like two Thorforce so we have a full spread of ways to spend it, maybe have it fire a big overhead lightning bolt that causes fliers to fall when hit or something like that

now Thor is back to his old better state, one of his actual issues is delt with and he's got a new fun thing to do that helps deal with a Tanks general weakness

>>532169442
he was fine before the rework, they just needed to buff his hammer throw to make it more of an option compared to dash spamming
like make it penetrate targets or knock down fliers or something
now he's so squishy he's not even really a tank

>>532110345
Luna fag spotted

>>532167906
True, but I'd wager Lex Luthor has him beat
>once fanagled his way into merging with an actual according-to-Hoyle god to become a living beacon of peace and joy for the entire universe
>entropy stopped, Death took her first break....well, *ever* and everyone and everything knew nothing but pure, unfiltered bliss
>buuuuuut since said merger was more like Lex hijacking said God's unlimited power, as a final "fuck you", it made it so Lex can ONLY use its power for positive ends, and not, say....use it to destroy Superman, which was his goal from second one
>all Lex had to do to ensure that all that is good and true quite literally revovled around him, for all time, was to simply give up his grudge against Superman
>and he just
>couldn't
>do it

>>532169426
Reed only cares so much when Victor sends another death robot to his home for the umpteenth time. Thier rivalry was always one sided, Reed's too much of a chad and/or autist to even notice Victor's hatred of him half of the time.

>>532169442
Emma does more damage than Thor, Thor ends games with a hugely padded stat because well you can awaken and shoot into a clump but it's not really useful dmg. Emma is a lot more threatening than him.

>>532170094
Playing after 2. You are showing the game you want to keep playing after losing

>>532121061
Based fellow Remy enjoyer

>>532170629
In fairness to Luthor, he had just learned the big secret he should have figured out within ten seconds like 70 years ago. I'd be pretty pissed off too, ngl

>>532170236
Might as well get her lord icon too like I did :)

>>532170629
I do like that lex gets fleshed out a little more than doom does normally. He works out great in any storyline where there is an evil superman

>>532167417
>BIG CHEST
yum

>>532171619
She is quite fun. And I love her ass on my screen while playing. I'm having fun!

>>532171118
i may be disappointed at the currant roster of leaks but hey atleast you Gambit enjoyers will get something in a season and a half (there is no way that the Dualist isn't going first that season)

>>532170629
>>532171482
>>532171797
Current Lex is something of a good guy now so I wouldn’t say Doom is better than him. Also this is about Marvel

>>532170094
no thats matchmaking working as intended, everytime I peaked eternity I went on a 30 of 35 loss streak rage queueing or while in report queue

>>532171991
Yeah I feel for the guys that are really chomping at the bit for Doom, Cyclops, ect and not seeing any real info on the horizon, but I'm really glad my nigga Gambit is coming in. I'm gonna one trick him even if he's Black Widow levels of dogshit because he's my favorite character in comics.

>>532173019
Cyclops is a must

>>532172609
>he doesn't know

>>532128960
difference being plat players are mentally and physically handicapped so they get dogged on

>>532173310
Rightclops will be the anti Wolverine

>>532173521
What about Vanguard Sabertooth that counter the midge

I am now getting bot games after WINNING games so I'm pretty sure this shit is dead lmao.

>>532171835
I needed an attention grabbing image. Steve's fat tits definitely do the trick

>>532173753
Maybe you just got lucky

>>532173823
Cap is NOT for lewd!

>>532173823
Suckable baratiddy amerislut
>>532173957
Yes he is

>>532173823
>that other pic

squirrel girl is the most fun duelist

>>532174329
Jeffy is knda sexy ngl

>>532173310
Not at all. Is he even in the leaks that have thus far been proven true?

>>532174409
fuck off luna, leave him alone

>>532174918

>>532173823
Wow I love America.

>>532173823
Sex with Cap

>>532110125
Not even a bad idea depending on context. Dead people can't apply pressure.

I wish my supports were more aggressive and not just healbotting mindlessly.

>>532175937
Amen

>>532176272
record high player count if they officially released this

random question
on a hypothetical sph scale ranging from
>just genuinely hates you
>makes fun of you but secretly likes it
>small cock appreciator
where would each marvel girl in this land

>>532173823
is this cropped...

Jesus Christ this general is dead if we're at this point

does marvel rivals have the gayest modding scene

Reminder that Wanda is the nexus being of Marvel universe and thus best girl

>>532176846
>makes fun of you but secretly likes it
Invis. Guaranteed.

>>532177050
Maybe.
I don't play any other games with nearly as many homoerotic mods on their nexus pages. None.

>>532177003
It’s better like this. The shit this place gets up to when it’s fast is… not pleasant

>we need to swap
fucking finally
>team rotates roles but still choose the same characters
I think I'm losing it
why the fuck don't people change characters ever?

Way too many faggots ITT

>>532177309
Based

>>532176929
Seconding this question......

>>532177602
Big ego and small brains

>>532177976
He needs to get a sexy skin already I cant run his S0 skin forever

>>532177050
Being gay is the future. Womem won't be needed after the next major evolution.

>>532166661
if netease wants him to be a fat dps either his neutral has to be raid boss tier or his ult needs to do 275+ burst damage, no inbetween

>>532177686
What do you think

it looks bigger in white

>>532177309
she's gypsy though

>>532178245

>>532178245
Same for Thor. His butt and bulge look more noticeable in the blue

im gonna say, this little shit is annoying

>>532179202
Ultron’s best friend

>>532176031
I got salt from my ranked team last night because I got MVP even though my co-healer (Rocket) outhealed me (by only 5k). They were genuinely baffled when I said healbotting wasn't optimal.

>>532179693
Who were you healing as?

luna sex

>>532178194
Share with the class

>>532180542
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12246047
It's gay

>>532180776
For me, it's his BP pic which doesn't seem to be uploaded there..

>>532131287
FUCK

>>532180776

>>532140615
based

Do you guys gaslight yourselves into thinking Magik/Psylocke have cocks because you cannot stand the idea of having sex with a woman?

>>532181482
Magik is a trans icon

So how come it's flirting when Venom is unkillable, but sexual harassment when Cap is?

>>532140615
Good post

>>532181482
wat? I hate futahomos

>>532181698
Because most venom players can't aim for shit but Cap can melee with 100% accuracy. You know the rules, anyone killing healers get reported to HR.

>>532181083
It's there unless he drew him multiple times

>>532181992
So what about the BP situation?

>>532181698
Im still trying to figure out why cap is problematic but strange adding minutes to each game is okay

>>532136138
well. it doesnt, but shhhh

>>532182231
Strange can (extremely rarely) bring a win so it's okay.

>>532180198
C&D. Had more kills, final hits and damage than all but one member of my team, but still plenty of heals and we won. Yet, cuz not healbotting, these niggas were malding. Unreal.

>roll a dagger who dies twice on two different ult casts
>haven't killed a single support today who fucked up this badly

the game is rigged right?

I like killing c&d's with maximum pulse. Reminds me of that panel of kid flash running into a nuke and getting vaporized from the injustice comics

Gay sex with Venom where he holds me in a full nelson and slides his tongue deep down my throat as he roughly slides his entire length into me

>>532181698
You can focus and burst venom down as well as cc him, Cap can block the damage reflect it back to you run around as fast as mantis and jump as high as squirrel and when you finally deal with all that bullshit he pops ult and gains unlimited blue health
>>532182231
No one is unkillable when they come out of the portal

>>532183151
They and their

>>532183151
Me when my co-tank is venom

honestly, whoever at netease thought it was a good idea to put instadeath pits in maps should probably be fired

this is such a retarded thing, what is the point of it other than to facilitate annoying unwarrented deaths from unskilled players?

>>532160052
That Mister Fantastic is Trashtastic, but you're no better letting someone solo tank AND solo queue in ranked.
I'd report all of youl.

>>532183569
Saw a Wanda float down one while draining the enemy Ultron, funny stuff.

>>532183569
>what is the point of it
Jeff has no use otherwise

YOKAI OF THE SEA

>>532184142
Wouldn't it be funny if they had sex? Haha!

>>532184218
why do all psy players want the jeff dick?

>>532184292
I've seen one demanding the jeffussy

>>532183151
Calm down Eddie.

>>532183663
even if I went healer(I play CnD, Jeff, Luna) there's no way we win. The fantastic had to have been boosted. 500 damage in 8 mins is WILD.

I hate Jeff. Its such a cringe reddit character.

Buff Mantis

I like Jeff personally

>>532177309
I’m pretty sure that hasn’t been true for over a decade so not really
>>532181702
>>532140615
Get a better fetish

>>532184292
You mean all female players he has two of them after all

im starting to notice this reoccuring pattern of the worst players having their profiles hidden. Its actually really hilarious, its mainly supports too.

is this game only popular because Blizz fucked up Overwatch so badly?

do hulk and thing players have a chip on their brain to always punch each other at any given opportunity?

>>532185005
Sex Mantis

>>532185576
It is tradition

>>532185576
Unironically yes. Thier quite literally coded to make thier players more retarded than usual.

who is stinkier between psylocke and luna

>>532145364
How is he broken?

>>532185932
Luna got obachan musk

>>532185338
In my experience, a lot of those players don't want to be preemptively judged based on their profiles before or early on in the match. In many cases, they may feel their long term account stats are not representative of their true skill.
Of course, usually they are just poor players

>>532145139
No shit. A lot of Duelists are just a different variation of another character.

>>532185420
Yeah netease kinda stole their lunch, I really think whatever game consolidates to 6v6 role queue as the official format will win at the end though. Very strange niether game wants to switch.

Is it a good thing that the seasons only last 1 month and bring a new hero every time? Wont that fill the game with too many characters?

Where the hell is the SP//dr skin man, she has a symbiote skin already, give her a shiny Phoenix

>>532148796
That's a lot of swapping

>>532148993
>I wish I could quit you

>>532185932
>autistic warrior girl from medieval japan
>pop idol from modern korea
hmm anon this is a tough one

>>532186195
>easy to play
>good healing
>insane survivability
>great damage if all his clones are shooting the target
>allows you to use 2 luna ults in a row

>>532186740
.......so Luna then?

>>532148993
So wait, he can actually talk in that mask? I just thought it was a static face plate

>>532186563
SP//dr skin where its just like those wizard murals on vans painted onto the mech

>>532150379
No this is and it has one of the best MVPs.

>>532185576
You wouldn't get it

>>532151750
What the hell does that even mean?

5 losses
all 5 times people who alt f4d their game out of rage

why isn't altf4 - disconnecting your ethernet cable a heavier punishment? you are literally forcing the game to not find players because it thinks youre coming back.

its one thing to open the menu and QUIT because thats voluntarily admitting you want out and it finds someone instantly.

Hehehe I got it!

>>532186758
I don't think he's that easy to play though
Not compared to the other healers at least
Even "skilled" healers like Luna and Mantis are braindead if you can aim well

>>532153674
What do you mean?

>>532158402
The eomm wants you to lose so it likely putting you up against six queues from Discord.

>>532187315
Do you have a mod to give her a fatter ass?

>>532187219
He's saying Magik players are black or behave "black"

>>532186740
Bathing was and still is a pretty intricate process in Japan. There's an art to taking baths and getting clean over there that's not found in most other parts of the world. Especially not westaboo shitholes like South Korea. Luna is most definitely the kind of person that hops in the shower and stands under the water for 10 minutes between then calls herself clean. That is if she bathes at all, she is so conceited that she thinks she her little snowflake powers can do anything and beat anyone, even one of the strongest mutants in history. I wouldn't be surprised if she's convinced herself that she can't get dirty because being cold all the time keeps her sterile or some retarded shit like that.

>>532187723
don't koreans also have bath houses?

>>532160052
Sometimes you play a new character you aren't used to or get a really bad game, doesn't help that I mostly play Vanguard so when I do get to play Duelist I do poorly with certain characters.

>>532187315
I still like Mirai more. High heel boots just get me.

>>532163919
Braindead how? There are characters even more braindead that don't even have to put themselves at risk like Magik does.