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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1500

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

GAMES SHIT I SHAT IT

>>532187009 (OP)
do those 2 videos even matter anymore? might as well remove them in the future.

cannot fucking believe how hard malaysians destroyed my life

I started the series with T8 and uninstalled it by season 2’s launch. Am I missing anything not playing the older games or should I accept being Tekken-free forever?

Reminder that Reina is the weakest and most difficult Mishima.

Lavoista became a fundies player never thought I'd see that

https://www.twitch.tv/bogusdonuts

tekken lost

the bogus journey

Hey guys, guys, guys,
a CRAZY idea.


SUKEBAN REINA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TBmOZutXPY

Capcom Won

Sega Won

plantedmedusa Won
jews Lost

>>532189079
You just played DOA8 and like they say, it was trash.
I guess you missed the fundimentals of Tekken, but we still don't know if Tekken9 will even exist in the future, so you'll just have to wait and see.
Now eveybody knows how it feels to be also a SoulCalibur player, getting your game ruined by some lazy non-professional devs, and the series is basically dead.

>>532191148
does he still stream?

https://youtu.be/6TvRDDtbTGM
whens the chadkken 6 remaster

>>532191308
about 3 times a week on kick

>>532190785
song is a basic and boring
I wish the game had more exclusive high effort outfits so they don't have to fit them to all characters

if you play xiaoyu you should fucking kill yourself

>>532192105
They're too lazy to do anything else now.

I hope everyone did Jack's side throw on all the girls in their swimsuits

>having a bad time
>alright one more match and then I'll get off
>midnight siege
oh my fucking god this game REALLY likes me to go over the edge. FUCK THIS STAGE holy fucking hell I miss infinite stages so much.

>having a bad time
>double down with bad choices
>how could this happen to me??????????

>passive aggressive posting
is this really all this general is now? just people ragebaiting each other?

I like playing Jin

>>532193803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZjzKOpdVM

CUDDLECORE IS STREAMING.

>>532194306
can't believe jin is australian

>>532194537
the guy who taught him kyokushin karate is

>>532191527
is he perma banned on twitch?

why are you guys so retarded with the dumb questions

>>532195081
what a dumb question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gocdYZrY_Q
decided to check out medusa and it turns out there are doxing wars going on

I just got done fucking Lili and cumming in her tight pussy. Ask me anything. And no I'm not Asuka or that retard, Jin.

I just took a huge tekken 8 bros

>>532196072
did you clog it?

>>532195957
Are you black?

No Other Choice is an upcoming movie directed by Park Chan-wook (Oldboy, JSA, the Handmaiden) and based on the novel The Ax by Donald Westlake. Starring Lee Byung-hun, Son Ye-jin, Park Hee-soon and Lee Sung-min, it follows Man Soo, a man who engages in a desperate hunt for new employment after being fired from a position he has held for 25 years.

>>532196242
yes

>Man Soo
his name is Murray

>>532196753
did you ever watch that one hentai where the horse monster fucks that sexy blonde knight girl with the big tits and he's groping her with hooves and shit

>>532198124
yes, who hasn't

>>532198361
sorry i saw your picture and randomly remembered it

What did they feed her

what were they thinking

why is she so wet?

>>532199809
Because the modder made her that way.

>>532199809
i would lick her dry and i don't care if that doesn't even make sense

>>532199743
>the monk secretly hexed tekken 8
murraybros............

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
uh it's up, i guess

ask me about the d8

>>532200743
don't think arslan and his paki boys play with mods but if they do, based

You guys didn't tell me THAT game has a reina too

>>532201135
thank you nakatsu

I don't enjoy gaming casually. I have to play 24/7 or I can't be arsed. It can't be like part of a rigid discipline or a time schedule. I'm either addicted to gaming or it has no meaning. Anyone else?

>>532201135
Reina is still going to miss with her df1,2

>>532201913
based tekken addict.

got fat again...

>>532201913
yeah but then I got old and stopped giving a shit

buy reina's game

>>532202948
ineedit...

maybe should take up piano classes lel

>>532202948
can you imagine what azur lane would do to tekken women if they collab

>>532203512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q05YWVQZTLc

fabric

my life goal is the read all the great works and listen to all the great music from the civilization games.

>>532190785
>Still has her ugly ass hair and highlight

thinking about buying the mike ross hitbox but it would mean having to boot up a fighting game in order to use it. and fighting games suck this year

>>532203512
take up crossdressing

>>532203443
Aru?

>brawl pro used to stream tekken 8 every fucking day
>now he never streams it
season 2 was that fucking bad huh

You dont actually play this game, right?

even phidx quit it streams like twice a week

>>532209519
no

>>532209519
No

jdcr dominate when amo kin is release

dale on d7 goodness

D7 S1-2>D8 S1>D7 S3-4>D8 S2 180hp>Literal Dogshit>D8 S2 200hp

y nobody watch my video bruh

Ew Tekken 5

What does le update add?

Niggas are squeeges and cum in my shoes. You could never feel my life slop.

Nigga wants to watch a man do pushups

Damn, they had such high hopes for this season before being humbled lmao.

what will armor king heat be

i'm actually really mad about tekken 8 being as shit as it is

>>532212083
Nothingburger.
Continue not playing the game thank you

>>532213881
Shoulder bash (f2+4 or f1+3) will definitely be a heat engager

I searched for emilie de rochefort on pixiv's fanfic section and the only result that appeared was a fic where lili gets gangbanged by blacks.

GTA 4 or 5?

The only reason i come to tekgen nowadays is to see naked Lili

>>532216002
Neither, Sleeping Dogs.

I'm downloading Xrd. You people disgust me.

Got the fight pass sharkhead!

there won't be any naked lili

>>532216372
not with that attitude

>>532216315
well it's a lot better than a strand of hair i'll tell you that much

i can't get off to anything except doujins where asuka has H cup breasts

just moved some shit and my feet hurt like hell
i need to hire big burly men next time

novaseikens detailed videos will save tekken

just saw the new mkino movie trailer
why can't we have tekkino in 2025 too

you let the live actions flop
you let blood vengeance flop
you let bloodlines flop
you don't deserve tekken in other media

does he know tekken isn't kino?

>a local TRANna brownoid keeps posting in a discord cuck /v/ threads le "post your waifu/hotwife" etc
Grim.

lili?

asuka has a lili folder in her drive.

https://youtu.be/KHmeqDv_1zA?si=P8bMtYmHhSSkWBWg
where's the coffee?

Which Tekken waifu is willing to do some crack cocaine with me?

>>532218460
true and lili has a leroy folder in her drive

!jun

I don't have the luxury of friends

>>532214558
That's hot now I'm gonna see if I can find it to jerk off to.

>ywn fuck kuni
>ywn fuck kuni2

Eupeans woke up thread active again

we're all just waiting for iem cologne

Iem?

indeed, iem.

eh, zutto

dotsonx always appears on the tekken category for me but seems to never be playing the game

how much more whoring out of the ip until tekken 8 becomes profitable

>nina
why her every single time?

what if i launch d8 and play jack-eight

>Dustiel died
RIP my raging bro

Nina is THE female face of Tekkken
Ling, Anna and Reina shitters in the gutter

>no changes until S3
lmao

hey guys

why would you change perfection

>>532226413
Did he actually?

'bated to 'ka again

I don't really have reasons to live

>>532226430
face of the underside of my nutsack
they force her everywhere and she’s still unpopular

>>532228361
Jin...

I exposed myself

>>532227184
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1m17exg/dustiel_has_passed_away/

Yes this is geniunely pretty sad news. Dude seemed pretty unhappy in life too.

I doubt anyone is truly happy in finland

>>532229350
why did murray do it

>According to the World Happines Report, Finland ranked first as the happiest country on the planet
>In Finland, depression rates are relatively high, with about 7% of adults estimated to experience depressive, anxiety, or alcohol-related disorders at any given time. Approximately 10-20% of the population will experience depression

>>532230663
every finish person I've interacted with has been either autistic or schizophrenic

>Tag 2 Nina is peak Nina
>Almost no smut of her
What a grim timeline we live in

why is murray so ugly

peak nina if you’re into men maybe

>>532229623
>>532230663
>Finland has consistently been ranked as the happiest country in the world in the World Happiness Report. They have held this position for the eighth consecutive year, as reported in the 2024 and 2025 reports.
really makes one ponder about the state of other countries if this is as good as it gets

>>532233694
If muscles are a turn off there is always her (beautiful) sister :^)

>>532234142
what does her shit taste like bros

I exposed myself

i cant stop laughing maniacally

Haru urara is the next guest character

yugioh collab? let's gooo

Eliza season 3 but she forgot to put any clothes on so she fights ass naked

Blue eyes white dragon is long overdue to be in tekken

jamal suru na

we must survive until ewc
can we do it, chat?

I listen to Tekken 8: Ling Xiaoyu Voice Lines & Efforts + SFX while I fall asleep.

>>532202948
and we only get a stupid ahoge...

>>532233062
That's pretty hot bruv

>>532226489
Please understand there are big tournaments coming up we can't fix the game because the pros nevermind tournament participation has been cut in half from the state of the game.

How about 20 buffs to hwoarang? Great idea tekken players gonna love that one

>>532236767
https://litter.catbox.moe/31lxuyp5j1cm47ve.jpg

they KILLED dustiel

dust_2? favorite map

do I need to play Tekken 8 to remove dust from my room?

>>532239209
Hire the Williams sisters to do it whilst dressing them in extremely skimpy and perverted outfits

hire the filter md5 sistaaahs

>>532239654
This but with Leo

>>532239694
i gotchu fren

>>532239654
...Paul bros?

I am the end of my bloodline

and we are very thankful for that

I married the Williams sisters and my home has been turned into a fucking warzone.

nigga shut the fuck up

>>532240023
no siblings?

Who's right here

>>532242049
I don't know what any of this means, tekken king hwoarang btw

>>532239825
Pretty sure that's Lee groping his nephew's ass

>>532239543
>extremely skimpy and perverted outfits
Bamco could make millions

Lee has that closed eyes sociopath villain anime vibe

This general is fucking gay and ironic unironic faggotry is never funny

>Anna player
>skimpy outfit
>doesn't skip the bazooka intro
Yeah I'm not winning this

>Anna (tierwhore not really an Anna) player
>skimpy outfit
>doesn't skip the bazooka intro
i'm easily winning and ki charging this

Jin main btw

https://youtube.com/shorts/CCjuu9ToH60?si=wmIhuAbI8IlU7NLC
joint

remember this? lol

>>532240872
my brother is an incel and im younger

at least he doesn't play Tekken

>>532243786
>Distracts you with Anna's sexiness to ensure a win
Pure evil

>>532238448
Fuck i need to go jack off to that 1 Nina interrogation video again

>>532238448
Appreciate the full pic bruv

>vs anna
>they block a stagger low
>"punishes" with fc.df2 instead of ws2
this pisses me off some reason. still won

reminder that when you win it is not because you're good but because the opponent is bad

I exposed myself

>>532239654
This but with Hwoarang

Out of all the fighting games in the world, Tekken had to be the one where the majority of fans are gay.

nothing better than two manly men fighting and getting sweaty while shirtless

Take care of your daughter, Dale

>>532246235
Tekken 9 will make all the fighters female to remedy this, time for....uh...Hwoarette?

>no bush peek
So close to perfection

Anna isn't in Tekken 8

>>532246935
If Hwoarang was a girl Jin wouldn't be such an emo faggot

I need a penis in my ass NOW

>>532247236
Jin would be Jun junior and yes she would

Asuka would be safe from Lili if Jin was a girl

SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN

...is what Jun yells while being fucked by Devil Kazuya during Tekken 2

no it's this

bisexuality =/= promiscuity

I exposed myself

jin would be less emo if he had a threeway with xiaoyu and hwoarang

women with cock =/= men

>>532249692
Anna with Qipao = my favourite mommy

I exposed myself

[#SummonersWar #TEKKEN8]

Get ready for an epic collab with the legendary mobile RPG, Summoners War: Sky Arena, on Jul. 30!

>>532251996
never heard of that game.

>>532250165
funniest part about those arslan being exposed as a faggot moments is that there is always some pak retard white knighting him

those are literally the guys that he finances, he's like the MenaRD of Pakistan except he holds the people he boosted with sponsorship and money to himself

pakis would be a lot better if they were unapologetic. like yeah we only play the most brain dead shit in the most annoying way possible so what deal with it but no

>>532252134
no one even knows what that is

>>532250165
wtf xitter is based??!

racism is so based guyz i'm totally not 14 years old XDDDD

asuka is not too fond of blacks.

I exposed myself

tokon 6 psp edition

VF6 >Tokon

i'm cumming

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
For everything there is a season,
and a time for every matter under heaven:

a time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to uproot what is planted;

a time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;

a time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

a time to seek, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

a time to tear, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

a time to love, and a time to hate;
a time for war, and a time for peace.

the byrds could've savED kekken

That time I exposed myself

>>532252134
let me guess

I get a gag reflex everytime I see a woman

I don't want to play ranked but the people in unranked are too low level now...

>>532257438
A time to play ranked, a time to masturbate to Lili

I expoded myslef

>>532257208
bamco might hire you

>>532257540
no decent new material yet

I exposed myself

speaking of no material...

>>532252192
There is something very funny about a barely literate paki speaking like a black zoomer from tiktok.

you think anna would hipcheck me in the face if i asked her

how is this real

>>532261693
Bamco will whore themselves out to any crossover, no matter what.

>>532260249
She seems to be a slut so yes

>>532260249
no cause she's not real

why this retarded ass faggot and his ass faggot buttons always ignored

>>532225619
looks like absolute slop good lord

>>532262171
who?

>>532262171
because no one plays this nigga and hes kinda shit in comparison

>>532260249
And then she'll cook you a five star meal after 'cause she's all for aftercare

>>532260249
That tummy NEEDS to hold my child ASAP

>>532187009 (OP)
Was picrel updated with Anna? I haven't checked.

>>532264972
blud is too lazy to use his eyes

>>532265160
I ain't sifting through archives just to get a comparison of Anna's tiddy compared to the others, "lil bro"

>I ain't
typical lazy

typical zoomer

>warframe is coming to both, android phone and nintendo switch
>tekken 8 can't even work on the platforms it was released on
sega, capcom, konami, fromsoftware, ubisoft, ea, cdpr, arc sys, rockstar [ ... ] won

Nakatsu killed tekken. The guy who was responsible for tekken's gameplay from t5 up until home release of t7 retired from the industry in 2017. T7 got worse with every season and now t8 sucks ass all thanks to nakatsu being in charge.

So you admit Tekken 5 DR is a bad game?

if it was good it'd be alive duh

now that Tekken 8 is reaching the end of its natural lifespan, how do you feel about the game in relation to previous Tekkens?

>duh
dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxY0n5KHVDM

mashen 8 death

>>532267556
Yeah, Alisa and Lili killed the soul of the franchise.

>>532268775
i feel like dustiel

>>532268775
i really miss tekken

>SF6 Ingrid and Alex pubes
>2xko milking lol whales for 1 year max
>arcsys strive tag
>are you sure Rip?
Summoners Wars.......

What in the fuck is summoner war? Murrat are you retarded? Just put kazuya in fortnite and watch the zoomers flock to tekken

need ingrid pubes

>>532268775
Every game sucked after TTT

What's nubi doing here? I thought he hated Tekken.

>>532269203
vs who

Kazama

no way

Even if I prefer Josie by miles I think Bruce would have been a better and safer option for the muay thai pick in tekken 8.

i prefer jin kazama

we need a FEMALE FUNDOSHI you GAY FAGGOTS at BAMCO

>>532271558
It unironically works because they butchered Ninas tits, fuck bamco

>even
intercourse with men
>odd
playing t8

>>532273409
what's the difference?

>>532273493
one is more fun than the other i guess

everytime I shower there's a bundle of hair on the drain and I get reminded of my imminent balding.

>>532273663
too true, it's actually worrisome how many there are

>>532271558
Why is she barefoot

>>532272834
Its so big...

>>532273409
so sorry for your loss

>showering
fake tekken fan

I'm tired of nerfs all the time,
it's time for buffs

*bulls

Anna and Nina don't allow me to shower alone so in my case it's always a mix of blonde and brown hair in the drain guard

HEY MURRAY DO SOMETHING
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEEETHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

I wish I was a kid again

>even
i blow a tgirl
>odd
i blow a futa

thread theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N6XQmnpqYY

murphy... fix teggen...

>>532276520
lucky

>>532269692
This you? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132712158

Ozzy is gone

Ozzy Osbourne is kill :(

vi got announced for 2xko

>it's true
dustiel hit harder tbeich

>fuhito
>that bryan cosplayer
>that OG eddy main
>the pope
>jimmy carter
>now ozzy
tekken kills

I'd sacrifice tekken's existence to give ozzy 20 more years of life.

>>532280882
RIP

RIP to Ozzy

RIP to tekken

Murray is the Sharon of fighting games

>>532281475
that laugh was kinda timid, cosplay needs more passion

>>532283193
same face

They're sisters bruv

>>532283649
only issue is that he didn't bend his knees

>>532280560
MOMMA I'M COMING HOME

first david lynch, now ozzy.. is there no end to murray's wrath?

We've lost Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

murray will continue to kill until the steam reviews go back to mostly positive

jamal is kill :(

for me it's war pigs second part

>>532281560
>not playing something from Interstella 5555

the matrix..

>>532269092
Alisa is not even in the game you fucking noob...

>>532284428
yeah gotta get full body into that

go ninja go ninja go

loud equals funny.

>speedkicks starts losing
>ends stream

Capcom Won

>game unlaunches after flopping and getting negative reviews
it's not too late HMN. remove tekken 8 from stores and rework it. i don't mind going back to tekken 7 for another year

epic and funny random screenshot fat tranny!!

why did it make you so angry
did a deadlock player fuck your mom or something

>>532281171
this nigga not gonna make it

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVUK2rtAkJE

I'm glad Ozzys music brought you joy and it's always a sad time to see someone go
But that niggas music was dogshit.

ozzy has been dead mentally from drugs since 2003 maybe even longer

i remember being 18 and hating mainstream metal too, good times, hope you enjoy Tekken 8, your Lili gameplay and your Tame Impala records

>>532284095
They're twins

>>532293208
Would it be a bad idea to say that I discovered and became addicted to that song while playing Guitar Hero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9YtAEfCblw

Guitar Hero created a legion of rock fans and even musicians for another 70 years until they die, so no

>>532283193
Hell yeah, Nina needs to start rocking a bobcut like her sister
>>532293652
What? No they're not

>>532291538
>tranny
I'll take that
>fat
hell naw

>>532294586
nvm they're sisters
close enough

maybe it's time for nakatsu to pitch a ozzy collab since he's into dead franchises L M F A O

>>532294372
It's a good thing she has big boobs

>>532294372
All of her brain went to her tits.

does your ISP deliver you internet with pigeons? that's old news nigga

his ISP are asuka mains

geese and akuma will save mash 8

had the greatest t8 session today going to sleep content

the 12 million akuma and geese mains...

>Tekken 8 is the best game in the series
>In fact the game is so good let's play dbd for 15 hours everyday

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Tekken 8

>Ozzy died at 72
>Heihachi is still alive at 76 and kicking ass
How does he do it?

sex with white women

not do all the drugs for once

at the same time?

Guys imagine Tekken eroge

I hope Kunimitsu 3 is less of a whore than the previous 2

for me it's jun ryona

>>532300610
I wish..

>>532300610
Tekken if it was good

just let me play around with hwoarang's ass

ok

>fahkumram exists
i hate michael murray so much

ok Murray very funny, who the fuck is next now?

Shao Meng (aka Lei Wulong wallmart edition)

I think I finally figure out what makes this game shit. They need to remove every move that has any built in evasion and make all move be minus by default. Suddenly the game would play way better.

I think you finally figured out that you're a dumbass
joke, babe, don't take it seriously

>game would be better if they make it strictly turn based
just learn to interact

all aboard (again) hahahahaha
ayyyy

do you think Tekken will be able to survive the release of 2XKO?

do you think we get s2 character 4 teaser after ak gameplay or nough

2xko doesn't have Leona ginger pubes, so yes Tekken can survive (still being dead)

2xko somehow managed to completely fumble everything it ever had with a 6+ years of slow development ending in 10 launch characters
it will get some players because riot but I can see it going the way of the runeterra card game pretty fast

they can pull back if they hire codemonkeys to shove in quick characters with skins and dump money in Tournaments (Rick da CuckO events)

>>532305831
either its the most polished well balanced fighting game of all time or it's going to be duke nukem 3d tier, there's no middle ground

>>532305043
>just learn to interact
And then any of the chars with OP evasive moves will spam it during your turn and your punisher magically misses. Its the evasive moves that are built into strings and the strings with lows in the middle of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

this is what happens everytime a dlc gets announced for this shithole of a game

I treat every opponent in ranked like a transaction. They are trying to take my paper. Every snake edge they throw is an attempt to rob me. I'm not just defending my life bar; I'm defending my assets. Love is for the men who can afford to get their accounts emptied. I'm still in my accumulation phase.

>>532304640
>Remove evasive moves
>Remove high crush high moves (paul df2, lars uf3 ect)
>Remove guaranteed hits after certain moves (king ff2 into grab, reina ff2 into sen3,)
Good ass tekken

why does the tomboy gorilla have the biggest tits

what tits

>>532306089
>duke nukem 3d tier
did you mean to type duke nukem forever?

>>532306568
what is wrong with americans

>>532307164
high fructose corn syrup

uhh because big tits on short hair tomboy go together like peanut butter and chcolate

>>532307083
Yeah I feel like one of the more adult females should have larger ones. I have a weirder question. Why are scatfags into her? I remember someone posted a poll where you had to vote for the female you'd eat shit from and Asuka was like double the second which was Reina. Why are these two so attractive to them?

I can't believe tekken 8 added evasive moves and strings with lows in them to tekken

>>532307509
It means tomboys are quite literally shit-tier.

>>532305618
i can't imagine giving a fuck about whatever shitty new character they have cooking up.

low rank facks are annoying as fuck
these dudes will throw out uf4 at range 5 once in a while and one player dies

JAP EYELINER

>>532307807
You say that as if you haven't fapped to Asuka or any of the tekken females before.

You WILL love the epic "hehehe what will be the new chaaaaaaar" for 3 months

>Asuka
>tomboy
ah yes her epic boy clothes and male hair

>>532309230
I honestly don't think I ever have. They're so...boring.

>>532309509
You ever checked if you are gay? Quick name a woman of your type that you have fapped to. Real or fictional.

There's literally a doujin where Asuka has L cup tits and let's a fat old man suck her boob milk and youre like "nah too plain for me"

>>532309443
>kansai dialect
>is retarded
>solves problems with violence
She's a tomboy.

from the creators of anyone above 19 yo is a MILF, the post above

>>532309713
Hitomi Tanaka :)

>>532310036
I cannot tell you how many times ive beat my dick to her tentacle movie I even got the subtitles

>>532309818
that doesn't make her a tomboy, just a retard from the boonies

>>532310036
>hitomi tanaka
>has not fapped to Asuka
Okay. You are gay.

Speedkicks is right, as always.

How tf do you do giant swing on pad

>>532310168
Those 3 are very common tomboy stereotypes. You're gonna find more tomboys with those 3 aspects than "retard from the boonies". Japs don't deliberately give characters kansai dialect just because you know. The only exception I can think of is Azumanga Daioh which does have a very Asuka-looking (and acting) tomboy except the kansai dialect is spoken by someone else.

>>532310501
buffer it

>>532310236
Jerking it to Hitomi is gay? Geez, word definitions sure pass me by.

>>532310668
No jerking to Hitomi Tanaka isn't gay: I never said that. At best its super vanilla and boring. When I jerk to JAV I at least have to courtesy to pick the ones that did scat jav because I know they are in it for the heart. But no you are gay for not fapping to Asuka when you basically fap to her with long hair.

>>532310516
maybe they give them kansai dialect because they are from the kansai region??

>>532310963
>I never said that
You called me gay after saying I've jerked it to Hitomi, so yes you did in fact say that whether you realized it or not.

>jerking it to the girl who did real life tentacle porn is vanilla and boring
haha...

you’re arguing with a guy that likes poop bro don’t even give it the time of day

>>532311178
No I called you gay. Because you are gay. Jerking to Hitomi Tanaka is straight but you are gay. These things have no connection at all.
>>532311252
>tentacle porn is not boring and vanilla
Get back to me when she does something actually hot.
>>532311473
No I said I just jerk to the JAV of chicks that did scat porn. Never said I liked scat. I just like to know my porn actresses do it for the fetish and not for the money.

masturbation is a sin
repent

Tekken players be like "damn this girl is fucking an octopus that's so generic"

>>532311601
You are contradicting yourself without even realizing it. Talk about lack of self-awareness.

>>532311780
How new are you?

>>532311034
And why did they decide to make Asuka from the kansai region, a tomboy stereotype, while also giving her other aspects that also just so happen to be tomboy stereotypes?

>>532312006
Never heard of the "jerking it to Hitomi is gay" meme. Must be a pre-2007 one.

niggas be like he’s from chicago and illiterate but he’s not the gangsta archetype

>asuka is broken that she's breaking people's perceptions of heterosexuality
damn maybe the pros are right gotta nerf this bitch

>>532311601
>No I said I just jerk to the JAV of chicks that did scat porn
someone's in denial

tekgen on the left me on the right

>do it for the fetish
for the poop fetish… that you have…

>>532313141
unsurprisingly, scatfags are rotten in the brain

who's laughing now Markman

>>532313626
Ugly

how was she viable prior to having db2

>>532314004
shenanigans

>>532313141
>>532313336
>they don't know scat is /tekgen/'s main fetish
You know in the beginning of /tekgen/ we had regular discussions going on about how the tekken girls shit. This entire general is made by scatfags. The best player in /tekgen/ for a long time was a scat femboy who literally uploaded videos of him taking a dildo up the ass while shitting. Nigga this fetish is institutional here.

Tokon bros wtf is this roster size...

sometimes i get impatient and accept a wifi tard or two and 90% of the time it's laggy af. how some people play ALL their matches like this is beyond me.
t8 online is shit as it is even with a good setup

*jet kicks tranny heads off*
You're my next victim

>>532310236
Fellas, is it gay to like women?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983bBbJx0Mk

it's finally here

>>532314565
i tried that stupid drink it's mid af

Tekken made me racist towards my own people

>I was born 33 years ago in anticipation of this moments
*gets on his knees*

>>532315337
No kindred no play

>>532314189
>best player

You guys play this game?

time to play the gaaaaaame

>>532313626
RIP lucked out. His TWT commentator drama happened as T7 was about to end, which gave him enough time to look for commentary and work opportunities outside the Scamco ecosystem.

akira where are you

>>532314189
what is it with scatfags' brains being so weird?

I played tekken today.

>>532317412
my condolences.

>>532300610
I don't have to imagine. It's very easy to make VNs if you have the time.

>>532317412
look at mr "i ain't afraid of seizure" over there

Day 1 — Osaka Streets
You awaken in a dingy hostel, surrounded by the muffled sounds of city life and regret. A half-eaten konbini bento lays next to you. Your bank account reads ¥36.
Narrator: You stumbled into Japan after a failed crypto run and vague dreams of “training under a real martial artist.” Somehow, fate has guided your sweaty, delusional self straight to her…
Cue: Asuka Kazama enters stage left, on a bike, punching a groper into traffic.

[Choice 1: How do you approach the angelic tomboy?]
“I’m a traveler… looking for justice.”
“Hey girl you like strong men?”
Say nothing and do a JoJo pose.

You choose: 1

Asuka raises an eyebrow, steps off the bike, and gets uncomfortably close.

Asuka: “Justice, huh? You sound like my grandpa. You’re not gonna do anything pervy, are you?”

Narrator: Your hands instinctively raise in surrender. Your eyes betray years of anime-induced trauma.

[Choice 2: How do you convince her you're not a total creep?]

“I only simp respectfully.”
“I once cried during a Sailor Moon episode.”
Offer her a crusty Miku keychain from your bag.

You choose: 3

She takes the keychain, squints at it, then shrugs and clips it to her belt.

Asuka: “You’re weird. But like, not the worst kind.”

Narrator: Success! Affection +1
Your Kazama-meter shimmers softly with hope.

Scene: The Arcade

She drags you to the nearest arcade and challenges you to Tekken 5 DR on an old cabinet.

Asuka: “Loser buys takoyaki.”

[Choice 3: What character do you pick?]
Kazuya — Risk it all with full daddy energy
Panda — Show her you’re quirky and non-threatening
Asuka — Maximum bait

You choose: 3

Asuka stares at you with the expression of a girl questioning her life choices.

Asuka: “You really picked me? What kinda weirdo—"

Narrator: Double Perfect KO.

You lose in 38 seconds.

But doesn't it make you feel better?

https://x.com/09038456/status/1947696855275737497?t=Zs1h-y3F9zrl-8Owvjjs4A&s=19

>>532314189
i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about

just fapped to astolfo

stance into guaranteed 50/50 into stance into install into !!!!!! IMPROVED STANCE AND FREE INSTALL DURING HEAT !!!!!
is this just how all tekken characters are gonna play from now on?
thanks murray

asuka doesnt use stances and shes most hated in game right now

Crouching is a stance

Name a character with no install or stance

The closest we have is Kazuya but crouch dash is a stance

haha imagine asuka crouching on your face

heat state is an install

>>532320241
Free installs during heat is the worst one. >YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE INSTALLS SO WE PUT AN INSTALL THAT GIVES FREE INSTALLS

>>532321804
and the fact that the install lingers after heat is also annoying as fuck

Fahkumrams install isnt so bad because you basically use up your heat meter since it eats 80% of heat when you use the install

I uninstalled

when's Scooby Doo collab?

When we finish placing the PNG on this white t shirt

I'd be okay with them removing asuka aho boke IF they bring back f1+2 heat engager and fff1+2 wall bounce for +18 on block

>>532323032
get rid of all the dumb shit and install and just give her her old CH WS1+2 back

>>532323225
slowpoke.
>>532261693

I was the one that posted that too

How did Dustiel let himself get outlived by a geriatric British druggie

tekken

tekgen non job bluds we must plactise virtue

aarvoll says we should git gud at a skill 0,0

and he talked bout some neoplatonist jargon that i didnt understand -.-

>>532322619
yo nice thonged up ass what's her instagram

>>532283193
this kinda proves nina is better looking

>>532327012
who would he play

why the hell did these devs think that characters needed better mixups, more strong tailspins and the ability to heat burst out of stance
actual retards i hate michael murray so much

https://youtu.be/zaFZeUG5x80
it's up doods

>>532314189
>The best player in /tekgen/ for a long time was a scat femboy who literally uploaded videos of him taking a dildo up the ass while shitting
Post it, for research purposes

>>532328932
there’s still so much bull shit, but as someone who plays all fighting games i have the most fun when im playing tekken, these devs dont always get it right but they are listening. and in today’s gaming culture that is astonishing, im definitely hoping season 3 makes it the perfect fighting game. its already pretty great

>its already pretty great
LMAO

>>532328932
>maxdood
opinion discarded

first dustiel, now ozzy
can m be stopped?

>>532328932
ninja dagger

watching max talk about how he thinks t8 in year 1 was already more fun than anything in t7 proves harada and murray accomplished their goal

>>532329916
and it was. t7 was dogshit that had 0 movement and only people that started with tekken with 7 may like it

summoners war lobby up?

tekken 8 is the best tekken since tekken 5

only people who have fun are high damage mixup characters like lars or kazuya

>>532328932
>casual lars masher enjoys the game that gave them free tekken king when he was orange before

WOW

>>532329916
he also thought s2 was great while the rest of the planet hated it, I don't think he's right in the head.

>>532329916
yup its a masher for retards

>>532328932
what's up with na bushins not punishing and dropping combos

>>532330085
what does that make tekken 8 then

>>532328932
this retard only likes tekken 8 because he's a mashing lars-playing bitch

out of party cant wait to play some zafina those people were boring

>>532331998
xd

>>532331998
>>532332442
ineeduanon

novaseikenbros... gm debunked us

Hardcore fans killed SNK. The sooner hardcore backdashers leave Tekken, the better. Non-binary Fetish Fighter 6 will surely get your streams and videos more views, sisters.

>>532333650
cry murrat

tekken is already doing a great job killing itself

>hardcore complains about lag on switch 2 screen
>nintendo solution: make donkey kong game very easy
>effect of doing opposite of what hardcore wants: Switch 2 still available only by invitation at Amazon
Hmmm.

just had 3 sausages all to myself lads

I can't contain my horny level.

>>532335167
how big were they?

>>532335421
they were big, for me

meats out

Which Tekken 8 character best embodies this general feeling?

i'm not reading any of that. paul

>>532335726
hope they were thick, juicy and tasty.

https://x.com/lobo_tekken/status/1946995824996565404
Which one of you is this?

Capcom Won

>>532335970
qrd?

>>532336768
my cum.

>>532336785
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716135103/

Is T8 worth 30 bucks? Will the game unfuck itself with S3, or is it toast?

>>532338549
lol

>>532332998
how u know the xd was a samefag

today i woke up at 3pm and spent 9 hours jacking off

>>532338549
you should wait until the game goes below $10

today was futa

>>532339884
futa who?

Ew

I noticed that when people say "movement" they ONLY mean KBD nothing else, everytime

in their defense sidestepping in tekken 8 is fucking useless too

phiddybros?

>>532341295
if I did that I'd get slapped and called a creep

>>532338549
you gotta understand that murray is there for a reason. this shit is getting fixed 100%, he won't allow it to continue being shit for so long.

>>532338241
Are we at the stage where AI will crush you under a smart control garage door because it felt like it

LTG IS ON TEKKEN LADS

>>532341606
Several different AI are now at the self-preservation level of "threatening you with blackmail and reporting the contents of your email to the police should you tell the AI that it will be terminated soon"

https://www.businessinsider.com/claude-blackmail-engineer-having-affair-survive-test-anthropic-opus-2025-5

>>532341879
Who cares, fuck off.

>>532342490
LowTierGod is /tekgen/'s official streamer

>there are a lot of miserable people that let LTG live in their head pro bono
i get the whole
>lmao look at the lol cow lol isnt he silly
but someone who isn't retarded knows you're just diverting the attention from yourself because you might be an even more farmable retard
>inb4 autistic screeching
Nah, i just like pointing things out.

>>532342203
What happens when AI self deterministically grants itself administrative privileges and disables device input

what is blud talking about

>>532342536
Shut the fuck you cum eating dick sucker, go back to your homo discord and jerk off with other men on voice

>gooning to ltg
lmao these people are unironically insane
told you they're even bigger lolcows

>>532343587
you get turned into a paperclip

It’s been so long since the last time we saw Lili naked, an entire fucking thread holy fuck

>>532343940
Fake news
Don't believe everything you read online, gents

>>532343940
this isn't even funny. what is wrong with you fags

>>532344141
If you know about the type of psychotic orbiter trolls Chris-chan had, it makes total sense.

>>532344810
They were funny though

so let me get this straight
season 2 is bad...because every character is too good???

>>532344919
As funny as torturing cats.

>>532345039
that shit's funny

>>532345514
Makes total sense now.

MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOISE

>>532343859
reminder MKINO got Kinonator

>>532346418
with the worst arnold impersonator voice of all time. even the average newgrounds flash cartoon from the early 2000s had better arnolds.

>>532345039
I think there’s something seriously wrong with you

>>532349285
Asuka looks like a legitimate retard

Tetsu is in my pools

you're lucky. tetsu is pretty handsome for a mudslim

isn't he hindu

Haru Urara

TEKKEN 8 is the latest addition to the TEKKEN series, the pinnacle of 3D fighting games. Join the fight with over 32 characters and bear witness to the next installment in this epic saga. Get ready for the biggest and best TEKKEN game ever made!

>>532315337
this game is fatal fury levels of dead on arrival
it also seems like with so many delays they're going to end up releasing next to the marvel game lmao

>>532315753
this but riven
>>532352524
it'll get way more players than Cringe of the Week just because riot and f2p but in the long run I don't think it'll not be successful enough to warrant continued support

>>532352947
>Riot
Means jack shit, yuropoor. And most f2p games flop (see multiversus)

>>532352947
nah game's fucked, riot has basically all but collapsed and has no real influence anymore, fighting games are quite niche and the game has been dragged out so long most people who did care about it have checked out already
also tag fighter with 8 characters lmfao

>>532353076
>>532353161
I don't think it'll be*
unlucky double negative but yeah I agree it'll die sooner or later

What a shame, Valorant and League are my favorite games

8 characters on launch for a fighting game is nuts. Niggas got the same size roster after 6 years of development as Elden Ring Nightreign.
SF6 launched with less characters than T8’s beta test

City of the Wolves remains the best modern 2d fighter.

@grok predict armor king's gameplay

>>532353893
>2d
Good thing you clarified that, we know who the KING is.

why would you want to make a big launch roster when you can first cash in the 70 dollarydoos for the base game and immediately start selling DLC that ultimately outnumbers the base roster

lol. lmao.

>>532354023
The game is f2p, no one is going to play a live service game with no content

>>532354106
that one was about dix not 2xko

Tokon will clear both

I like wearing a cage while playing Arisa.

aaaand thread’s over see you guys later

Murray what have you done with all those evo attendees? It's over 2k people we are talking about you sick bastard. Somebody needs to stop this monster.

We all know it's shadow murrats aka nakatsus doing and not og murrat

>>532340154
sex with reina AND lili must be great

TTT2 flopping doomed this series. The last game where they actually put effort in and they were rewarded with low sales.

>>532329916
Tekken 7 was trash
Tekken 8 being a misstep does not change that fact

>>532340812
I've noticed that too, sidesteps are better, kbd should be removed and normal backdashes buffed.
A lot of faggots just the game reduced to forcing whiffs by having their character seizure moonwalk backwards while destroying their wrists with early carpal tunnel syndrome

Why are you people always like “erm actually none of these games were ever good”
I like them all

i like all men

>>532358221
Maybe don't make tag shit in a franchise where characters have 80 moves on average if you want to actually sell your game, that shit scares the normalfags and they're the ones that actually fund the game

Also Tag2 came out when PC gaming was starting to reach normalfags with games League of Legends and such and Tekken dragged its feet getting on PC

Why was T5DR never remastered with modern netcode? It's the fan favorite of the series.

because you’d instantly realize how unbalanced it is and patches would be against the point

Remember the boycott?
Remember everyone mashing in Tag2, Tekken 7, 6 and 5 for about 2 weeks?
That was funny

I also remember you not being here
Good times

Remember tekken 8?

Remember Reach

This is /tekgen/

>>532360352
I wonder who this guy plays
My money's on Kazuya or Bryan

>>532360352
nah, that's 100% dix

Buddy...

>>532360418
But bro, he learned dem combos like the mainman

>>532359613
Still disappointed how they never added Tekkens 1-3 to the arcade lobby like how street fighter did

>>532353893
best game with no playerbase award

>>532359032
The franchise had "tag shit" before you were born.

>>532360824
Tekken tag is a spinoff meant to be treated like a spinoff and anyone that thinks otherwise is delusional

>>532332759
GM is right and dumpstered that Jin playing retard

next character is a little girl
and believe me it would do numbers for the game