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>>531991636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAUcKyhbhqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KstN80dSn60
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1500
>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page
>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/
>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
>>532187009 (OP)do those 2 videos even matter anymore? might as well remove them in the future.
cannot fucking believe how hard malaysians destroyed my life
I started the series with T8 and uninstalled it by season 2โs launch. Am I missing anything not playing the older games or should I accept being Tekken-free forever?
Reminder that Reina is the weakest and most difficult Mishima.
Lavoista became a fundies player never thought I'd see that
https://www.twitch.tv/tarzaned
https://www.twitch.tv/bogusdonuts
tekken lost
Hey guys, guys, guys,
a CRAZY idea.
SUKEBAN REINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TBmOZutXPY
plantedmedusa Won
jews Lost
>>532189079You just played DOA8 and like they say, it was trash.
I guess you missed the fundimentals of Tekken, but we still don't know if Tekken9 will even exist in the future, so you'll just have to wait and see.
Now eveybody knows how it feels to be also a SoulCalibur player, getting your game ruined by some lazy non-professional devs, and the series is basically dead.
>>532191148does he still stream?
https://youtu.be/6TvRDDtbTGM
whens the chadkken 6 remaster
>>532191308about 3 times a week on kick
>>532190785song is a basic and boring
I wish the game had more exclusive high effort outfits so they don't have to fit them to all characters
if you play xiaoyu you should fucking kill yourself
>>532192105They're too lazy to do anything else now.
I hope everyone did Jack's side throw on all the girls in their swimsuits
>having a bad time
>alright one more match and then I'll get off
>midnight siege
oh my fucking god this game REALLY likes me to go over the edge. FUCK THIS STAGE holy fucking hell I miss infinite stages so much.
>having a bad time
>double down with bad choices
>how could this happen to me??????????
>passive aggressive posting
is this really all this general is now? just people ragebaiting each other?
>>532193803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZjzKOpdVM
>>532194306can't believe jin is australian
>>532194537the guy who taught him kyokushin karate is
>>532191527is he perma banned on twitch?
why are you guys so retarded with the dumb questions
>>532195081what a dumb question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gocdYZrY_Q
decided to check out medusa and it turns out there are doxing wars going on
I just got done fucking Lili and cumming in her tight pussy. Ask me anything. And no I'm not Asuka or that retard, Jin.
I just took a huge tekken 8 bros
>>532196072did you clog it?
>>532195957Are you black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiBhyAptK2s
No Other Choice is an upcoming movie directed by Park Chan-wook (Oldboy, JSA, the Handmaiden) and based on the novel The Ax by Donald Westlake. Starring Lee Byung-hun, Son Ye-jin, Park Hee-soon and Lee Sung-min, it follows Man Soo, a man who engages in a desperate hunt for new employment after being fired from a position he has held for 25 years.
>Man Soo
his name is Murray
>>532196753did you ever watch that one hentai where the horse monster fucks that sexy blonde knight girl with the big tits and he's groping her with hooves and shit
>>532198124yes, who hasn't
>>532198361sorry i saw your picture and randomly remembered it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Yh6rnOchs
>>532199809Because the modder made her that way.
>>532199809i would lick her dry and i don't care if that doesn't even make sense
>>532199743>the monk secretly hexed tekken 8murraybros............
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
uh it's up, i guess
>>532200743don't think arslan and his paki boys play with mods but if they do, based
You guys didn't tell me THAT game has a reina too
>>532201135thank you nakatsu
I don't enjoy gaming casually. I have to play 24/7 or I can't be arsed. It can't be like part of a rigid discipline or a time schedule. I'm either addicted to gaming or it has no meaning. Anyone else?
>>532201135Reina is still going to miss with her df1,2
>>532201913based tekken addict.
>>532201913yeah but then I got old and stopped giving a shit
maybe should take up piano classes lel
>>532202948can you imagine what azur lane would do to tekken women if they collab
>>532203512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q05YWVQZTLc
>d8 got niggas playin classical piano
my life goal is the read all the great works and listen to all the great music from the civilization games.
>>532190785>Still has her ugly ass hair and highlight
thinking about buying the mike ross hitbox but it would mean having to boot up a fighting game in order to use it. and fighting games suck this year
>>532203512take up crossdressing
>brawl pro used to stream tekken 8 every fucking day
>now he never streams it
season 2 was that fucking bad huh
You dont actually play this game, right?
even phidx quit it streams like twice a week
jdcr dominate when amo kin is release
D7 S1-2>D8 S1>D7 S3-4>D8 S2 180hp>Literal Dogshit>D8 S2 200hp
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y nobody watch my video bruh
Niggas are squeeges and cum in my shoes. You could never feel my life slop.
Nigga wants to watch a man do pushups
Damn, they had such high hopes for this season before being humbled lmao.
what will armor king heat be
i'm actually really mad about tekken 8 being as shit as it is
>>532212083Nothingburger.
Continue not playing the game thank you
>>532213881Shoulder bash (f2+4 or f1+3) will definitely be a heat engager
I searched for emilie de rochefort on pixiv's fanfic section and the only result that appeared was a fic where lili gets gangbanged by blacks.
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The only reason i come to tekgen nowadays is to see naked Lili
>>532216002Neither, Sleeping Dogs.
I'm downloading Xrd. You people disgust me.
Got the fight pass sharkhead!
there won't be any naked lili
>>532216372not with that attitude
>>532216315well it's a lot better than a strand of hair i'll tell you that much
i can't get off to anything except doujins where asuka has H cup breasts
just moved some shit and my feet hurt like hell
i need to hire big burly men next time
novaseikens detailed videos will save tekken
just saw the new mkino movie trailer
why can't we have tekkino in 2025 too
you let the live actions flop
you let blood vengeance flop
you let bloodlines flop
you don't deserve tekken in other media
does he know tekken isn't kino?
>a local TRANna brownoid keeps posting in a discord cuck /v/ threads le "post your waifu/hotwife" etc
Grim.
asuka has a lili folder in her drive.
https://youtu.be/KHmeqDv_1zA?si=P8bMtYmHhSSkWBWg
where's the coffee?
Which Tekken waifu is willing to do some crack cocaine with me?
>>532218460true and lili has a leroy folder in her drive
I don't have the luxury of friends
>>532214558That's hot now I'm gonna see if I can find it to jerk off to.
>ywn fuck kuni
>ywn fuck kuni2
Eupeans woke up thread active again
we're all just waiting for iem cologne
dotsonx always appears on the tekken category for me but seems to never be playing the game
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how much more whoring out of the ip until tekken 8 becomes profitable
>nina
why her every single time?
what if i launch d8 and play jack-eight
>Dustiel died
RIP my raging bro
Nina is THE female face of Tekkken
Ling, Anna and Reina shitters in the gutter
why would you change perfection
>>532226413Did he actually?
I don't really have reasons to live
>>532226430face of the underside of my nutsack
they force her everywhere and sheโs still unpopular
>>532227184https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1m17exg/dustiel_has_passed_away/
Yes this is geniunely pretty sad news. Dude seemed pretty unhappy in life too.
I doubt anyone is truly happy in finland
>>532229350why did murray do it
>According to the World Happines Report, Finland ranked first as the happiest country on the planet
>In Finland, depression rates are relatively high, with about 7% of adults estimated to experience depressive, anxiety, or alcohol-related disorders at any given time. Approximately 10-20% of the population will experience depression
>>532230663every finish person I've interacted with has been either autistic or schizophrenic
>Tag 2 Nina is peak Nina
>Almost no smut of her
What a grim timeline we live in
peak nina if youโre into men maybe
>>532229623>>532230663>Finland has consistently been ranked as the happiest country in the world in the World Happiness Report. They have held this position for the eighth consecutive year, as reported in the 2024 and 2025 reports.really makes one ponder about the state of other countries if this is as good as it gets
>>532233694If muscles are a turn off there is always her (beautiful) sister :^)
>>532234142what does her shit taste like bros
i cant stop laughing maniacally
Haru urara is the next guest character
yugioh collab? let's gooo
Eliza season 3 but she forgot to put any clothes on so she fights ass naked
Blue eyes white dragon is long overdue to be in tekken
we must survive until ewc
can we do it, chat?
I listen to Tekken 8: Ling Xiaoyu Voice Lines & Efforts + SFX while I fall asleep.
>>532202948and we only get a stupid ahoge...
>>532233062That's pretty hot bruv
>>532226489Please understand there are big tournaments coming up we can't fix the game because the pros nevermind tournament participation has been cut in half from the state of the game.
How about 20 buffs to hwoarang? Great idea tekken players gonna love that one
>>532236767https://litter.catbox.moe/31lxuyp5j1cm47ve.jpg
do I need to play Tekken 8 to remove dust from my room?
>>532239209Hire the Williams sisters to do it whilst dressing them in extremely skimpy and perverted outfits
hire the filter md5 sistaaahs
>>532239654This but with Leo
I am the end of my bloodline
and we are very thankful for that
I married the Williams sisters and my home has been turned into a fucking warzone.
>>532242049I don't know what any of this means, tekken king hwoarang btw
>>532239825Pretty sure that's Lee groping his nephew's ass
>>532239543>extremely skimpy and perverted outfitsBamco could make millions
Lee has that closed eyes sociopath villain anime vibe
This general is fucking gay and ironic unironic faggotry is never funny
>Anna player
>skimpy outfit
>doesn't skip the bazooka intro
Yeah I'm not winning this
>Anna (tierwhore not really an Anna) player
>skimpy outfit
>doesn't skip the bazooka intro
i'm easily winning and ki charging this
https://youtube.com/shorts/CCjuu9ToH60?si=wmIhuAbI8IlU7NLC
joint
>>532240872my brother is an incel and im younger
at least he doesn't play Tekken
>>532243786>Distracts you with Anna's sexiness to ensure a winPure evil
>>532238448Fuck i need to go jack off to that 1 Nina interrogation video again
>>532238448Appreciate the full pic bruv
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>vs anna
>they block a stagger low
>"punishes" with fc.df2 instead of ws2
this pisses me off some reason. still won
reminder that when you win it is not because you're good but because the opponent is bad
>>532239654This but with Hwoarang
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Out of all the fighting games in the world, Tekken had to be the one where the majority of fans are gay.
nothing better than two manly men fighting and getting sweaty while shirtless
Take care of your daughter, Dale
>>532246235Tekken 9 will make all the fighters female to remedy this, time for....uh...Hwoarette?
>no bush peek
So close to perfection
>>532246935If Hwoarang was a girl Jin wouldn't be such an emo faggot
I need a penis in my ass NOW
>>532247236Jin would be Jun junior and yes she would
Asuka would be safe from Lili if Jin was a girl
SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN
...is what Jun yells while being fucked by Devil Kazuya during Tekken 2
bisexuality =/= promiscuity
jin would be less emo if he had a threeway with xiaoyu and hwoarang
>>532249692Anna with Qipao = my favourite mommy
[#SummonersWar #TEKKEN8]
Get ready for an epic collab with the legendary mobile RPG, Summoners War: Sky Arena, on Jul. 30!
>>532251996never heard of that game.
>>532250165funniest part about those arslan being exposed as a faggot moments is that there is always some pak retard white knighting him
those are literally the guys that he finances, he's like the MenaRD of Pakistan except he holds the people he boosted with sponsorship and money to himself
pakis would be a lot better if they were unapologetic. like yeah we only play the most brain dead shit in the most annoying way possible so what deal with it but no
>>532252134no one even knows what that is
>>532250165wtf xitter is based??!
>racism is so based guyz i'm totally not 14 years old XDDDD
racism is so based guyz i'm totally not 14 years old XDDDD
asuka is not too fond of blacks.
https://blog.playstation.com/2025/07/22/marvel-tokon-fighting-souls-debuts-at-evo-2025/
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
For everything there is a season,
and a time for every matter under heaven:
a time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to uproot what is planted;
a time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;
a time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
a time to seek, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
a time to tear, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
a time to love, and a time to hate;
a time for war, and a time for peace.
the byrds could've savED kekken
That time I exposed myself
I get a gag reflex everytime I see a woman
I don't want to play ranked but the people in unranked are too low level now...
>>532257438A time to play ranked, a time to masturbate to Lili
>>532257208bamco might hire you
>>532257540no decent new material yet
speaking of no material...
>>532252192There is something very funny about a barely literate paki speaking like a black zoomer from tiktok.
you think anna would hipcheck me in the face if i asked her
>>532261693Bamco will whore themselves out to any crossover, no matter what.
>>532260249She seems to be a slut so yes
>>532260249no cause she's not real
why this retarded ass faggot and his ass faggot buttons always ignored
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>>532225619looks like absolute slop good lord
>>532262171because no one plays this nigga and hes kinda shit in comparison
>>532260249And then she'll cook you a five star meal after 'cause she's all for aftercare
>>532260249That tummy NEEDS to hold my child ASAP
>>532187009 (OP)Was picrel updated with Anna? I haven't checked.
>>532264972blud is too lazy to use his eyes
>>532265160I ain't sifting through archives just to get a comparison of Anna's tiddy compared to the others, "lil bro"
>warframe is coming to both, android phone and nintendo switch
>tekken 8 can't even work on the platforms it was released on
sega, capcom, konami, fromsoftware, ubisoft, ea, cdpr, arc sys, rockstar [ ... ] won
Nakatsu killed tekken. The guy who was responsible for tekken's gameplay from t5 up until home release of t7 retired from the industry in 2017. T7 got worse with every season and now t8 sucks ass all thanks to nakatsu being in charge.
So you admit Tekken 5 DR is a bad game?
if it was good it'd be alive duh
now that Tekken 8 is reaching the end of its natural lifespan, how do you feel about the game in relation to previous Tekkens?
>duh
dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxY0n5KHVDM
>>532267556Yeah, Alisa and Lili killed the soul of the franchise.
>>532268775i feel like dustiel
https://files.catbox.moe/yvploi.jpg
>>532268775i really miss tekken
>SF6 Ingrid and Alex pubes
>2xko milking lol whales for 1 year max
>arcsys strive tag
>are you sure Rip?
Summoners Wars.......
What in the fuck is summoner war? Murrat are you retarded? Just put kazuya in fortnite and watch the zoomers flock to tekken
>>532268775Every game sucked after TTT
What's nubi doing here? I thought he hated Tekken.
Even if I prefer Josie by miles I think Bruce would have been a better and safer option for the muay thai pick in tekken 8.
we need a FEMALE FUNDOSHI you GAY FAGGOTS at BAMCO
>>532271558It unironically works because they butchered Ninas tits, fuck bamco
>even
intercourse with men
>odd
playing t8
>>532273409what's the difference?
>>532273493one is more fun than the other i guess
everytime I shower there's a bundle of hair on the drain and I get reminded of my imminent balding.
>>532273663too true, it's actually worrisome how many there are
>>532271558Why is she barefoot
>>532273409so sorry for your loss
>showering
fake tekken fan
I'm tired of nerfs all the time,
it's time for buffs
Anna and Nina don't allow me to shower alone so in my case it's always a mix of blonde and brown hair in the drain guard
HEY MURRAY DO SOMETHING
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEEETHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
>even
i blow a tgirl
>odd
i blow a futa
thread theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N6XQmnpqYY
>>532269692This you? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132712158
vi got announced for 2xko
>it's true
dustiel hit harder tbeich
>fuhito
>that bryan cosplayer
>that OG eddy main
>the pope
>jimmy carter
>now ozzy
tekken kills
I'd sacrifice tekken's existence to give ozzy 20 more years of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R5XnrZn47Q
Murray is the Sharon of fighting games
>>532281475that laugh was kinda timid, cosplay needs more passion
>>532283649only issue is that he didn't bend his knees
>>532280560MOMMA I'M COMING HOME
first david lynch, now ozzy.. is there no end to murray's wrath?
We've lost Malcolm-Jamal Warner.
murray will continue to kill until the steam reviews go back to mostly positive
for me it's war pigs second part
>>532281560>not playing something from Interstella 5555
>>532269092Alisa is not even in the game you fucking noob...
>>532284428yeah gotta get full body into that
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go ninja go ninja go
>speedkicks starts losing
>ends stream
>game unlaunches after flopping and getting negative reviews
it's not too late HMN. remove tekken 8 from stores and rework it. i don't mind going back to tekken 7 for another year
epic and funny random screenshot fat tranny!!
why did it make you so angry
did a deadlock player fuck your mom or something
>>532281171this nigga not gonna make it
They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVUK2rtAkJE
I'm glad Ozzys music brought you joy and it's always a sad time to see someone go
But that niggas music was dogshit.
ozzy has been dead mentally from drugs since 2003 maybe even longer
https://youtu.be/b3-QqGVt-tM?si=eOdqedqPP5W8KRRM
i remember being 18 and hating mainstream metal too, good times, hope you enjoy Tekken 8, your Lili gameplay and your Tame Impala records
>>532293208Would it be a bad idea to say that I discovered and became addicted to that song while playing Guitar Hero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9YtAEfCblw
Guitar Hero created a legion of rock fans and even musicians for another 70 years until they die, so no
>>532283193Hell yeah, Nina needs to start rocking a bobcut like her sister
>>532293652What? No they're not
>>532291538>trannyI'll take that
>fathell naw
>>532294586nvm they're sisters
close enough
maybe it's time for nakatsu to pitch a ozzy collab since he's into dead franchises L M F A O
>>532294372It's a good thing she has big boobs
>>532294372All of her brain went to her tits.
does your ISP deliver you internet with pigeons? that's old news nigga
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geese and akuma will save mash 8
had the greatest t8 session today going to sleep content
the 12 million akuma and geese mains...
>Tekken 8 is the best game in the series
>In fact the game is so good let's play dbd for 15 hours everyday
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Tekken 8
>Ozzy died at 72
>Heihachi is still alive at 76 and kicking ass
How does he do it?
not do all the drugs for once
Guys imagine Tekken eroge
I hope Kunimitsu 3 is less of a whore than the previous 2
>>532300610Tekken if it was good
just let me play around with hwoarang's ass
>fahkumram exists
i hate michael murray so much
ok Murray very funny, who the fuck is next now?
Shao Meng (aka Lei Wulong wallmart edition)
I think I finally figure out what makes this game shit. They need to remove every move that has any built in evasion and make all move be minus by default. Suddenly the game would play way better.
I think you finally figured out that you're a dumbass
joke, babe, don't take it seriously
>game would be better if they make it strictly turn based
just learn to interact
all aboard (again) hahahahaha
ayyyy
do you think Tekken will be able to survive the release of 2XKO?
do you think we get s2 character 4 teaser after ak gameplay or nough
2xko doesn't have Leona ginger pubes, so yes Tekken can survive (still being dead)
2xko somehow managed to completely fumble everything it ever had with a 6+ years of slow development ending in 10 launch characters
it will get some players because riot but I can see it going the way of the runeterra card game pretty fast
they can pull back if they hire codemonkeys to shove in quick characters with skins and dump money in Tournaments (Rick da CuckO events)
>>532305831either its the most polished well balanced fighting game of all time or it's going to be duke nukem 3d tier, there's no middle ground
>>532305043>just learn to interactAnd then any of the chars with OP evasive moves will spam it during your turn and your punisher magically misses. Its the evasive moves that are built into strings and the strings with lows in the middle of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI
this is what happens everytime a dlc gets announced for this shithole of a game
I treat every opponent in ranked like a transaction. They are trying to take my paper. Every snake edge they throw is an attempt to rob me. I'm not just defending my life bar; I'm defending my assets. Love is for the men who can afford to get their accounts emptied. I'm still in my accumulation phase.
>>532304640>Remove evasive moves>Remove high crush high moves (paul df2, lars uf3 ect)>Remove guaranteed hits after certain moves (king ff2 into grab, reina ff2 into sen3,)Good ass tekken
why does the tomboy gorilla have the biggest tits
>>532306089>duke nukem 3d tierdid you mean to type duke nukem forever?
>>532306568what is wrong with americans
>>532307164high fructose corn syrup
uhh because big tits on short hair tomboy go together like peanut butter and chcolate
>>532307083Yeah I feel like one of the more adult females should have larger ones. I have a weirder question. Why are scatfags into her? I remember someone posted a poll where you had to vote for the female you'd eat shit from and Asuka was like double the second which was Reina. Why are these two so attractive to them?
I can't believe tekken 8 added evasive moves and strings with lows in them to tekken
>>532307509It means tomboys are quite literally shit-tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjrAsgyQANQ
>>532305618i can't imagine giving a fuck about whatever shitty new character they have cooking up.
low rank facks are annoying as fuck
these dudes will throw out uf4 at range 5 once in a while and one player dies
>>532307807You say that as if you haven't fapped to Asuka or any of the tekken females before.
You WILL love the epic "hehehe what will be the new chaaaaaaar" for 3 months
>Asuka
>tomboy
ah yes her epic boy clothes and male hair
>>532309230I honestly don't think I ever have. They're so...boring.
>>532309509You ever checked if you are gay? Quick name a woman of your type that you have fapped to. Real or fictional.
There's literally a doujin where Asuka has L cup tits and let's a fat old man suck her boob milk and youre like "nah too plain for me"
>>532309443>kansai dialect>is retarded>solves problems with violenceShe's a tomboy.
from the creators of anyone above 19 yo is a MILF, the post above
>>532309713Hitomi Tanaka :)
>>532310036I cannot tell you how many times ive beat my dick to her tentacle movie I even got the subtitles
>>532309818that doesn't make her a tomboy, just a retard from the boonies
>>532310036>hitomi tanaka>has not fapped to AsukaOkay. You are gay.
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Speedkicks is right, as always.
How tf do you do giant swing on pad
>>532310168Those 3 are very common tomboy stereotypes. You're gonna find more tomboys with those 3 aspects than "retard from the boonies". Japs don't deliberately give characters kansai dialect just because you know. The only exception I can think of is Azumanga Daioh which does have a very Asuka-looking (and acting) tomboy except the kansai dialect is spoken by someone else.
>>532310236Jerking it to Hitomi is gay? Geez, word definitions sure pass me by.
>>532310668No jerking to Hitomi Tanaka isn't gay: I never said that. At best its super vanilla and boring. When I jerk to JAV I at least have to courtesy to pick the ones that did scat jav because I know they are in it for the heart. But no you are gay for not fapping to Asuka when you basically fap to her with long hair.
>>532310516maybe they give them kansai dialect because they are from the kansai region??
>>532310963>I never said thatYou called me gay after saying I've jerked it to Hitomi, so yes you did in fact say that whether you realized it or not.
>jerking it to the girl who did real life tentacle porn is vanilla and boring
haha...
youโre arguing with a guy that likes poop bro donโt even give it the time of day
>>532311178No I called you gay. Because you are gay. Jerking to Hitomi Tanaka is straight but you are gay. These things have no connection at all.
>>532311252>tentacle porn is not boring and vanillaGet back to me when she does something actually hot.
>>532311473No I said I just jerk to the JAV of chicks that did scat porn. Never said I liked scat. I just like to know my porn actresses do it for the fetish and not for the money.
masturbation is a sin
repent
Tekken players be like "damn this girl is fucking an octopus that's so generic"
>>532311601You are contradicting yourself without even realizing it. Talk about lack of self-awareness.
>>532311780How new are you?
>>532311034And why did they decide to make Asuka from the kansai region, a tomboy stereotype, while also giving her other aspects that also just so happen to be tomboy stereotypes?
>>532312006Never heard of the "jerking it to Hitomi is gay" meme. Must be a pre-2007 one.
niggas be like heโs from chicago and illiterate but heโs not the gangsta archetype
>asuka is broken that she's breaking people's perceptions of heterosexuality
damn maybe the pros are right gotta nerf this bitch
>>532311601>No I said I just jerk to the JAV of chicks that did scat pornsomeone's in denial
wtfff
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tekgen on the left me on the right
>do it for the fetish
for the poop fetishโฆ that you haveโฆ
>>532313141unsurprisingly, scatfags are rotten in the brain
who's laughing now Markman
how was she viable prior to having db2
>>532313141>>532313336>they don't know scat is /tekgen/'s main fetishYou know in the beginning of /tekgen/ we had regular discussions going on about how the tekken girls shit. This entire general is made by scatfags. The best player in /tekgen/ for a long time was a scat femboy who literally uploaded videos of him taking a dildo up the ass while shitting. Nigga this fetish is institutional here.
Tokon bros wtf is this roster size...
sometimes i get impatient and accept a wifi tard or two and 90% of the time it's laggy af. how some people play ALL their matches like this is beyond me.
t8 online is shit as it is even with a good setup
*jet kicks tranny heads off*
You're my next victim
>>532310236Fellas, is it gay to like women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983bBbJx0Mk
it's finally here
>>532314565i tried that stupid drink it's mid af
Tekken made me racist towards my own people
>I was born 33 years ago in anticipation of this moments
*gets on his knees*
>>532315337No kindred no play
time to play the gaaaaaame
>>532313626RIP lucked out. His TWT commentator drama happened as T7 was about to end, which gave him enough time to look for commentary and work opportunities outside the Scamco ecosystem.
>>532314189what is it with scatfags' brains being so weird?
>>532317412my condolences.
>>532300610I don't have to imagine. It's very easy to make VNs if you have the time.
>>532317412look at mr "i ain't afraid of seizure" over there
Day 1 โ Osaka Streets
You awaken in a dingy hostel, surrounded by the muffled sounds of city life and regret. A half-eaten konbini bento lays next to you. Your bank account reads ยฅ36.
Narrator: You stumbled into Japan after a failed crypto run and vague dreams of โtraining under a real martial artist.โ Somehow, fate has guided your sweaty, delusional self straight to herโฆ
Cue: Asuka Kazama enters stage left, on a bike, punching a groper into traffic.
[Choice 1: How do you approach the angelic tomboy?]
โIโm a travelerโฆ looking for justice.โ
โHey girl you like strong men?โ
Say nothing and do a JoJo pose.
You choose: 1
Asuka raises an eyebrow, steps off the bike, and gets uncomfortably close.
Asuka: โJustice, huh? You sound like my grandpa. Youโre not gonna do anything pervy, are you?โ
Narrator: Your hands instinctively raise in surrender. Your eyes betray years of anime-induced trauma.
[Choice 2: How do you convince her you're not a total creep?]
โI only simp respectfully.โ
โI once cried during a Sailor Moon episode.โ
Offer her a crusty Miku keychain from your bag.
You choose: 3
She takes the keychain, squints at it, then shrugs and clips it to her belt.
Asuka: โYouโre weird. But like, not the worst kind.โ
Narrator: Success! Affection +1
Your Kazama-meter shimmers softly with hope.
Scene: The Arcade
She drags you to the nearest arcade and challenges you to Tekken 5 DR on an old cabinet.
Asuka: โLoser buys takoyaki.โ
[Choice 3: What character do you pick?]
Kazuya โ Risk it all with full daddy energy
Panda โ Show her youโre quirky and non-threatening
Asuka โ Maximum bait
You choose: 3
Asuka stares at you with the expression of a girl questioning her life choices.
Asuka: โYou really picked me? What kinda weirdoโ"
Narrator: Double Perfect KO.
You lose in 38 seconds.
But doesn't it make you feel better?
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>>532314189i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about
stance into guaranteed 50/50 into stance into install into !!!!!! IMPROVED STANCE AND FREE INSTALL DURING HEAT !!!!!
is this just how all tekken characters are gonna play from now on?
thanks murray
asuka doesnt use stances and shes most hated in game right now
Name a character with no install or stance
The closest we have is Kazuya but crouch dash is a stance
haha imagine asuka crouching on your face
>>532320241Free installs during heat is the worst one. >YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE INSTALLS SO WE PUT AN INSTALL THAT GIVES FREE INSTALLS
>>532321804and the fact that the install lingers after heat is also annoying as fuck
Fahkumrams install isnt so bad because you basically use up your heat meter since it eats 80% of heat when you use the install
when's Scooby Doo collab?
When we finish placing the PNG on this white t shirt
I'd be okay with them removing asuka aho boke IF they bring back f1+2 heat engager and fff1+2 wall bounce for +18 on block
>>532323032get rid of all the dumb shit and install and just give her her old CH WS1+2 back
I was the one that posted that too
How did Dustiel let himself get outlived by a geriatric British druggie
tekgen non job bluds we must plactise virtue
aarvoll says we should git gud at a skill 0,0
and he talked bout some neoplatonist jargon that i didnt understand -.-
> kills the general again with awkward shit
>>532322619yo nice thonged up ass what's her instagram
>>532283193this kinda proves nina is better looking
>>532327012who would he play
why the hell did these devs think that characters needed better mixups, more strong tailspins and the ability to heat burst out of stance
actual retards i hate michael murray so much
https://youtu.be/zaFZeUG5x80
it's up doods
>>532314189>The best player in /tekgen/ for a long time was a scat femboy who literally uploaded videos of him taking a dildo up the ass while shittingPost it, for research purposes
>>532328932thereโs still so much bull shit, but as someone who plays all fighting games i have the most fun when im playing tekken, these devs dont always get it right but they are listening. and in todayโs gaming culture that is astonishing, im definitely hoping season 3 makes it the perfect fighting game. its already pretty great
>its already pretty great
LMAO
>>532328932>maxdoodopinion discarded
first dustiel, now ozzy
can m be stopped?
watching max talk about how he thinks t8 in year 1 was already more fun than anything in t7 proves harada and murray accomplished their goal
>>532329916and it was. t7 was dogshit that had 0 movement and only people that started with tekken with 7 may like it
tekken 8 is the best tekken since tekken 5
only people who have fun are high damage mixup characters like lars or kazuya
>>532328932>casual lars masher enjoys the game that gave them free tekken king when he was orange beforeWOW
>>532329916he also thought s2 was great while the rest of the planet hated it, I don't think he's right in the head.
>>532329916yup its a masher for retards
>>532328932what's up with na bushins not punishing and dropping combos
>>532330085what does that make tekken 8 then
>>532328932this retard only likes tekken 8 because he's a mashing lars-playing bitch
out of party cant wait to play some zafina those people were boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7C64RL6Ayo
novaseikenbros... gm debunked us
Hardcore fans killed SNK. The sooner hardcore backdashers leave Tekken, the better. Non-binary Fetish Fighter 6 will surely get your streams and videos more views, sisters.
tekken is already doing a great job killing itself
>hardcore complains about lag on switch 2 screen
>nintendo solution: make donkey kong game very easy
>effect of doing opposite of what hardcore wants: Switch 2 still available only by invitation at Amazon
Hmmm.
just had 3 sausages all to myself lads
I can't contain my horny level.
>>532335167how big were they?
>>532335421they were big, for me
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Which Tekken 8 character best embodies this general feeling?
i'm not reading any of that. paul
>>532335726hope they were thick, juicy and tasty.
https://x.com/lobo_tekken/status/1946995824996565404
Which one of you is this?
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>>532336785https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716135103/
Is T8 worth 30 bucks? Will the game unfuck itself with S3, or is it toast?
>>532332998how u know the xd was a samefag
today i woke up at 3pm and spent 9 hours jacking off
>>532338549you should wait until the game goes below $10
https://files.catbox.moe/dv9jk7.jpeg
I noticed that when people say "movement" they ONLY mean KBD nothing else, everytime
in their defense sidestepping in tekken 8 is fucking useless too
>>532341295if I did that I'd get slapped and called a creep
>>532338549you gotta understand that murray is there for a reason. this shit is getting fixed 100%, he won't allow it to continue being shit for so long.
>>532338241Are we at the stage where AI will crush you under a smart control garage door because it felt like it
>>532341606Several different AI are now at the self-preservation level of "threatening you with blackmail and reporting the contents of your email to the police should you tell the AI that it will be terminated soon"
https://www.businessinsider.com/claude-blackmail-engineer-having-affair-survive-test-anthropic-opus-2025-5
>>532341879Who cares, fuck off.
>>532342490LowTierGod is /tekgen/'s official streamer
>there are a lot of miserable people that let LTG live in their head pro bono
i get the whole
>lmao look at the lol cow lol isnt he silly
but someone who isn't retarded knows you're just diverting the attention from yourself because you might be an even more farmable retard
>inb4 autistic screeching
Nah, i just like pointing things out.
>>532342203What happens when AI self deterministically grants itself administrative privileges and disables device input
what is blud talking about
>>532342536Shut the fuck you cum eating dick sucker, go back to your homo discord and jerk off with other men on voice
>gooning to ltg
lmao these people are unironically insane
told you they're even bigger lolcows
>>532343587you get turned into a paperclip
Itโs been so long since the last time we saw Lili naked, an entire fucking thread holy fuck
>>532343940Fake news
Don't believe everything you read online, gents
>>532343940this isn't even funny. what is wrong with you fags
>>532344141If you know about the type of psychotic orbiter trolls Chris-chan had, it makes total sense.
>>532344810They were funny though
guys
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so let me get this straight
season 2 is bad...because every character is too good???
>>532344919As funny as torturing cats.
>>532345039that shit's funny
>>532345514Makes total sense now.
>>532343859reminder MKINO got Kinonator
>>532346418with the worst arnold impersonator voice of all time. even the average newgrounds flash cartoon from the early 2000s had better arnolds.
>>532345039I think thereโs something seriously wrong with you
>>532349285Asuka looks like a legitimate retard
you're lucky. tetsu is pretty handsome for a mudslim
TEKKEN 8 is the latest addition to the TEKKEN series, the pinnacle of 3D fighting games. Join the fight with over 32 characters and bear witness to the next installment in this epic saga. Get ready for the biggest and best TEKKEN game ever made!
>>532315337this game is fatal fury levels of dead on arrival
it also seems like with so many delays they're going to end up releasing next to the marvel game lmao
>>532315753this but riven
>>532352524it'll get way more players than Cringe of the Week just because riot and f2p but in the long run I don't think it'll not be successful enough to warrant continued support
>>532352947>Riot Means jack shit, yuropoor. And most f2p games flop (see multiversus)
>>532352947nah game's fucked, riot has basically all but collapsed and has no real influence anymore, fighting games are quite niche and the game has been dragged out so long most people who did care about it have checked out already
also tag fighter with 8 characters lmfao
>>532353076>>532353161I don't think it'll be*
unlucky double negative but yeah I agree it'll die sooner or later
What a shame, Valorant and League are my favorite games
8 characters on launch for a fighting game is nuts. Niggas got the same size roster after 6 years of development as Elden Ring Nightreign.
SF6 launched with less characters than T8โs beta test
City of the Wolves remains the best modern 2d fighter.
@grok predict armor king's gameplay
>>532353893>2dGood thing you clarified that, we know who the KING is.
why would you want to make a big launch roster when you can first cash in the 70 dollarydoos for the base game and immediately start selling DLC that ultimately outnumbers the base roster
>>532354023The game is f2p, no one is going to play a live service game with no content
>>532354106that one was about dix not 2xko
I like wearing a cage while playing Arisa.
aaaand threadโs over see you guys later
Murray what have you done with all those evo attendees? It's over 2k people we are talking about you sick bastard. Somebody needs to stop this monster.
We all know it's shadow murrats aka nakatsus doing and not og murrat
>>532340154sex with reina AND lili must be great
TTT2 flopping doomed this series. The last game where they actually put effort in and they were rewarded with low sales.
>>532329916Tekken 7 was trash
Tekken 8 being a misstep does not change that fact
>>532340812I've noticed that too, sidesteps are better, kbd should be removed and normal backdashes buffed.
A lot of faggots just the game reduced to forcing whiffs by having their character seizure moonwalk backwards while destroying their wrists with early carpal tunnel syndrome
Why are you people always like โerm actually none of these games were ever goodโ
I like them all
>>532358221Maybe don't make tag shit in a franchise where characters have 80 moves on average if you want to actually sell your game, that shit scares the normalfags and they're the ones that actually fund the game
Also Tag2 came out when PC gaming was starting to reach normalfags with games League of Legends and such and Tekken dragged its feet getting on PC
Why was T5DR never remastered with modern netcode? It's the fan favorite of the series.
because youโd instantly realize how unbalanced it is and patches would be against the point
Remember the boycott?
Remember everyone mashing in Tag2, Tekken 7, 6 and 5 for about 2 weeks?
That was funny
I also remember you not being here
Good times
>>532360352I wonder who this guy plays
My money's on Kazuya or Bryan
>>532360352nah, that's 100% dix
>>532360418But bro, he learned dem combos like the mainman
>>532359613Still disappointed how they never added Tekkens 1-3 to the arcade lobby like how street fighter did
>>532353893best game with no playerbase award
>>532359032The franchise had "tag shit" before you were born.
>>532360824Tekken tag is a spinoff meant to be treated like a spinoff and anyone that thinks otherwise is delusional
>>532332759GM is right and dumpstered that Jin playing retard
next character is a little girl
and believe me it would do numbers for the game
I got a question about frames
When a move is 10 frames, does that mean it takes 10 frames for it to impact?
if this is bait, it is a bad one
coomed so hard i nearly screamed
you don't have the moral ground to even mock EA /Activision games or marketeers
>>5323592975DR is still the best balanced Tekken game as of yet, not only in terms of characters but also in terms of mechanics.
Tekken 8 Utter Retardation
everybody loves fahk
everybody loves heat mechanics now that engagers are +9
everybody loves power crushes
you lost
murray won
tekken is better than ever
>check out daily Asuka hate thread
>people are mad about 1+2,d1+2 mixup
>people are mad about cancans
>people are mad about fucking ss2 of all moves
i play anna for the move names
do you say the names of the moves out loud when you do them
>people are upset about broken moves
go figure
I'm sure you were defending drag qcf4 and lars s2 heat hellsweep too
yeah that's what I do when I play asuka I spam ss2 (which is like -12 or -13 now btw) and take my free wins
that's what i do when i do anything but play tekken 7 or 8
>-13 wallsplatting exdp (plus on block launcher in heat) is bad btw
yeah you definitely should
>someone is spamming a punishable sidestep move on me and I refuse to bait it out or throwing out homing moves shes so broken
>someone is boke
>i refuse to aho
I prefer the superior Kazama
blud is still trying to downplay asuka oh my days
You think he has anything else in his life?
>>532368128she's hecking perfect bros...
>asuka mongoloids when they have a punishable move
Asuka is soooo bad bro soo linear
>tekken players when theyre dying to a move with clear counterplay
AHHHH THIS MASHING GORILLLA HARADA NERF HER MURRAY KILLL YOURSELLFFF
>tfw "counterplay" is to never press buttons or take your frames against the character with one of the best mixups in the game
>life's too short man
for you mortal maybe
>>532368648people like this should be shot unironically
Season 1 tekken king, currently fujin. And he proudly displays he was season 1 tekken king.
>>532368648>just let people enjoy things!!!! and stop criticizing things i consume!god i fucking hate these bug people
>>532368602No wonder he ignores her at every opportunity
>>532368648this nigga sneed reposts this shit like he wasn't playing t7 for years while hating on it
>>532368648But what if my entertainment is shitting on it?
Tekken tournament but the first place character gets a full 32 page doujin of them made
can't wait for the next lowtierGOD thread
>>532368602That's some Ju-On the grudge shit
>>532368750>>532368849He's unironically right, if you retards with 0 self control just stopped playing and moved on that would send a much bigger message to bamco then your constant bitching
>>532370141jokes on you retard, i did stop playing months ago. that doesn't mean i stopped bitching though
>>532370141>He's unironically right, if you retards with 0 self control just stopped playing and moved on that would send a much bigger message to bamco then your constant bitching>"Yeah bro just like stop caring because caring is cringe and discussion is akshually bitching and that will totally show company how they suck after they wipe their asses with the money they made"Why do you zoomers have to be contrarians about everything? People are just going to shoot you because you should really never be allowed to pass on your npc genes.
Zoomers not only have to disagree with everything, but they will attempt to make any future discussion of it impossible.
What type of mental illness is that?
>>532370702>Yeah bro just like stop caring because caring is cringeThat's not what he's saying
If people think the game was as unplayable as they often claim then they should just stop playing it, that's a much harsher reaction than constantly complaining to the devs that clearly are too far up their own ass to fully understand people's issues or even want to listen to it.
They have a year and a half of feedback and they've barely addressed them and take way too long to do so
>>532370702>discussionWhat discussion retard? The only thing you will do is raise your blood pressure for no reason for the umpteenth time
>>532371230So, i paid for a game, got basically scammed and can't even attempt to talk about it with others because bugmen have to enjoy thing or else they'll cry? Makes no logical sense.
Like, nobody is stopping them fron enjoying thing, it's just that they're genuine manchildren if they read words on the internet and get genuinely mad.
It's no wonder why they are constantly say that everyone is mad or seething when they don't validate their mental illness.
>but they had a year of feedbackJust gonna keep busting their balls then
Just let me enjoy thing or does that only work to force positivity?
>LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
>BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE POSITIVE AND NEVER NEGATIVE ABOUT ANYTHING
hugboxes bad
>>532371720No, and people that say you should just not be negative about something you care and are passionate about are retarded consoomer golems
All I'm saying is that if you don't enjoy the game, you probably shouldn't play it because there's better things to do with your time, since HMN seem to insist on being as retarded as possible
>>532371720very ironic post
are you enjoying the show?
>>532372407Just mash in his face
The opponent decided to not play Tekken when he picked King so neither should you
You can also plug
>>532372007But if the current non-enjoyment of the game is based on the game's design and that people want to discuss, why not let them?
Golems say "let people enjoy things" but it stops when they feel hecking offended that the thing they chose to tie to their current mood is being talked not-positively about?
>>532372271No. Read again until you get it.
>>532371720I like how THAT is what you got out of those 2 comments(
>>532370141 >>532371230).
How do you put your pants on in the morning without accidentally killing yourself?
>>532372356how do you feel about the state of tekken?
>>532372913tekken is dead and gone, they will be milking it in the most humiliating ways possible and then turning off the lights
>>532372863>you're seething>unable to have a discussion>insultThanks for proving my point.
Go enjoy whatever slop defines your lack of personality, faggot.
>NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TO LET ME ENJOY THING YOU ALSO HAVE TO ENJOY THING OR ELSE YOU ARE MAD!
>>532371720>so I shat myself, got basically soiled and can't even attempt to cry and moan about it with other pants shitters???>let me sit here with shit in my pants and cry about the shit in my pants because that'll surely fix the shit in my pantsactually sad to see people so addicted to kekken they go to these lengths to rationalize not quitting for good something they hate
who is this lil nigga quoting? stay mad u trash at the game lil bro
By discussing the state of a game, many people learn what should be done in a game and what is bad design.
By telling people to shut up and consume you're shooting yourself in your future foot.
>>532373359I haven't played in months
I like tekken, it's just a shame seeing my boy being massacred like this
>By telling people to shut up and consume
people are telling you to not consume THOUGH
go outside or sumn
>>532373825No, people are telling to let them enjoy thing and stop not glazing the thing they enjoy.
How is talking about the game playing it at the same time?
crazy how you read all of that from something that had none of that
go get your blue checkmark king your engagement bait is ready
>wow r u engagement baiting me?
Seriously, you just prove the point once again; Your people are absolutely intellectually and physically incapable of not feeling validated 24/7.
Follow your own rules and just take the L and move on if you're not enjoying it.
>>532373151>>unable to have a discussion>Stop playing the game entirely, your non activity and silence will hurt bamco alot more>Wow you corpo bootlick shill are you saying i can't complain about it anymore?What kind of discussion can i hope to have with sub 80 iq's with next to no reading comprehension?
>>532373151>>you're seethingDisappointed and saddened more like
just let everything you used to like die and cross your arms while watching it, it's better this way
Are you guys hype for the mobile game collab
>unable to read
>calls others illiterate
>more insults
they don't enjoy it yet they keep hoping they'll "win" the social interaction
zoomers really are a clown generation
Linking your wavu should be mandatory if you want to pretend your opinion should matter
https://wank.wavu.wiki/player/4RtfaMtgfrfB
Now stop crying about Tekken. You never liked any of them and just want easy wins.
Doesn't surprise me that the generation with scientifically confirmed sub 90IQ can't read and demand of everyone to glaze everything or let it die without any balance, just one extreme or the other.
After
>let people enjoy things
we will have
>you either enjoy thing or you're mad
then it will be
>enjoy ze zing and you VILL BE HAPPY
>victor, feng, lars, fahk, lidia, alisa
even if this were you it still wouldn't make your opinions matter
play real characters mmkay
>you are only allowed to enjoy thing, never criticize
>"yo wtf why are games dying and why do they put so much mtx in games now?"
>goes to jail
>forced to enjoy the shower rape
anything is better than reading speedkicks and murray tweets, even shower rape
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>not enjoying reading content creator tweets
>>532374589>>532374723>>532375076>>532375264Mental illness, mad and dumb. What a life to live.
>FightingGM made fun of Novasei the Jin shizo
I don't get why he always just says 1 true thing and then mixes in 5 lies. He just looks like a dumbass when he does.
This playerbase full of losers without self control deserves even worse then Tekken 8. I hope Tekken 9 drains your entire bank account upon purchase and all of you end up homeless and starving to death. That's unironically what you deserve.
It's mostly the new target audience that makes any progress with this game impossible because they have to enjoy things or else they'll slit your children's throat in front of you and post a dance video on tik tok.
>>532371230>then they should just stop playing itmost /tekgen/ posters have.