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Sakura birthday bread
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>>532180229>https://poal.me/43he9q>https://poal.me/43he9q>https://poal.me/43he9qwhy yall higgers gotta be like that...
are you transies fuggable at least
>>532215282>no "Seele!" answerSoulless.
Bros we gonna need a new card for this
>>532214587 (OP)Happy Birthday Sakura-chan!
>>532216379blue eyes and red eyes
>>532216379Big Deele between the legs!
No one cares about Sakura, she's fucking autistic and mental
>>532218939gomeneele, my thread was freezed for over 20 minutes and I didn't see any new replies, my previous one included >.<
>>532219796Good night anons
>>532214587 (OP)Can you /dig/ it? Durandal Impact General!
>>532219625wow that was fast
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Ultra sovl...
>>532227082I kneel, luckchad
>>532227082>star failKill yourself.
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This is literally exactly like me irl... whoa, wow...
*overloads sadam's moon ring with a herrscher level attack and he dies anticlimactically*
psh, nothing personnel retard
>>532228263cute and canon
>>532228585Here you go fren
Whoa whoa wait a minute.
This feather was what was posted last time someone talked about the 8.5 valk. This has nothing to do with that now. Looks like we're completely in the dark.
Also bros is this event completely new? Or has it been here before? If so any tips you have?
Also I'm a little worried with the whole captainverse thing. He's fine with Luna and Luna is pretty wifie but I don't want them introducing a captain self insert the main game.....
This was fun and a little bittersweet
Honkai Nexus Anima easter egg
>>532229887Sex with Seele's shoes.
>>532230153Oh, it's an actual event? I though it was a web event like the fu hua's one
>>532216258This is why zoomers and genalphas are such idiotkas, retarded young adults like you hand a kid an ipad and hold her hand through life with red carpet and spoonfeed treatment till she's 30 and then scratch your head and wonder why they turned out retarded.
>>532229812it's so true lmao
>>532229812Me with the pink hair and elf ears!
>>532236218Giving guidance and directions is not spoonfeeding, they still have to figure shit out themselves. This is how people grow up every single generation.
You being an insufferable faggot has nothing to do with it though. You didn't even have to do anything and yet you still dedicated some of your time to create a thread no one wanted, just to spite others and call them names. You think that you are an adult, but it seems like you were part of the "retards" all along.
>>532237170No, you're just a sensitive little BITCH with a set of loose pussy lips for a mouth on you. Unfuck yourself and man up sister and quit your moaning.
>>532237574Sorry Seele, I didn't mean for you to see that profanity.
>part 2 shills are now trying to hijack birthday threads
Very cool. You genshitters really are the worst.
Posting things to keep part 2 genshitters away. I'll start.
why are you keeping yourself away lil man
Good morning gentrified honkai enjoyers. We hate birthdays here
it's alright he can bump the thread
https://youtu.be/oEvLUKdecX4
Part 2 niggers hate this because they are all soulless sucking genshit vampires.
no sane man would bite that so stop falseflagging
>>532234146Thanks for telling bro
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sluteele!
>>532245750*catches
Thanks Seele
why are so many of you so bitter?
seele poster is the best poster though
>>532249260>bitterBros have to eat more cakes then, they are very sweet!
Donkey asterite 71C73PK4CS
>>532250551Where's the crystals one
Aiiiieeeee another Seeleless sim life. At least I got a Klein onahole.
>>532250932There's none.
Kiana catching honkaimons meanwhile Mei is catching Kianas
>>532255403A well-balanced battle uniform!
>>532255403A Well-balanced Summer-friendly Mechanized War Machine duh!
>>532261416no I meant exactly what I meant
meant for
>>532260983
Hi3 twitter promoting kiamei and bronseele again
>>532262028Hoyoverse promotes Kiamei as a whole. Their logo is literally Kiamei lol. Mei's horns and Kiana's ahoge.
>>532261679oopsie silly me~ I meant
>>532261147 for
>>532229812 and
>>532261660im new to 4chan please be nice ^u^
>>532262525stop with this shit you faggot I meant exactly what I meant
>>532262324I swear you niggas are schizophrenic
>>532262525You're doing great sweetie. Just ask around we're ready to help. Ignore the retard having a melty.
>>532262324ahogeele is too powerful...
>>532262324>11k likesRemind me when P2 had this much likes? And this isn't even art or an announcement. Maybe it is time to scrap the bullshit of an existence P2 is and stop genshitification. No oke fucking cares about P2
>>532261660Oh wow elysia actually has some personality for once. Nice
>>532263128>genshitificationI too, remember when Genshin made the traveller shoot an innocent girl in the leg so that their screams could serve as bait to a horde of monsters.
i like kiamei~
sometimes i touch myself thinking about it~
>>532255403Being a woman, I'd want a summer friendly one. Sweat isn't cute!
>>532264079I do.
*rapes u*
>>532264057post more elysia sis, I need more for my folder
kiamei ellie
bronseele sin
corelia ?
>>532263515That never happened in the main universe though.
>>532265406Genshin hasn't done it at all though. Regardless, HI3rd had the player shoot a girl and leave her for dead.
>>532265580Main universe Helia did not shoot anyone, just like how main universe Coralie didn't suicide bomb to give P401's Helia a chance to escape and play her console.
>>532265837I daydream about Mobius talking down to me in that snooty way while violating me in her sexual experiments...
>>532265837Hagbius for year of the snake
Anyways the Genshin crowd is a bunch of pussy ass zoomers and pieces of shit that would cancel their own game if they did edgy shit like kill off Himeko or murder your own comrades. The retards can't even stand it if a character looks too loli or like she might not be physically 18.
Part 2 is worlds apart from those stupid niggers.
>>532265801Retard... It doesn't matter if it's main universe or not... The game Honkai Impact 3rd made the player shoot and leave a girl for dead purely as a distraction.
Genshin hasn't done anything close ot that.
>>532266638It didn't actually happen in the main timeline though, that was something Revenge Spirit went through and our Helia only "experienced" it through the quantum wave function collapse caused by the Mars supercomputer's interaction with the P401 experiment.
genshin took my lunch money
genshin poked a hole in the condom and then pretended it broke so we had to do it raw
what a stupid asshole
>>532267339Again. It doesn't matter if it's "real" or not. The game made the player kill and leave a girl for dead, that is an action the player is forced to do. How are you not understanding this point?
>>532267819Oh, you're retarded. Do carry on and my apologies. G'day.
>>532261660Why did kiamei fail? All they get is some awful artists compared to Elymei/Elyeden/Kevely.
As an Alien, does Kalpas even know what a sex is?
>i pushed the play button
>that means i was forced to kill all those people who died in the movie as part of the story!
>it was filmed in first person so that means it was me!
why is the gene pool full of these types?
>>532268276Yes, Sakura and Aponia taught him well. Mobius also taught him hate sex.
It's these kind of idiots that pick up a book but then throw it away because they have brown hair and the book's protagonist is a blonde so it can't possibly be them.
>>532268327Peak retardation but unironically.
I have white hair and blue eyes and people say I am cool.
>>532268747Kiana I'll lick your pussy any day!
>>532268747This is true, I said this anon is cool.
>>532268747Kiana best girl confirmed again.
>>532268747You're even cooler when you sit on my face...
>>532265771We love Seele cat here
>>532269183She's not wrong tho
>>532268276he was raped when he was held prisoner at that town
they needed his powerful anti honkai bodily fluids
I (me) literally picked up a bowgun and shot that girl so the calamity monsters would fuck em up. It wasn't Helia. I did it.
>>532266638>The game made me do a based thing but I'm cringe
>>532269278and "Seele"cat!
The game forced me to blow my load on Griseo during chapter 31.
>>532269872I'm fine with the game doing it, it was a good moment and piece of characterization. I was just highlighting to all the "genshitification" retards that Genshin hasn't done anything close to that.
>>532270010Can you show me how that happened? I'll be Griseo if it will help.
>>532263515I hate it here.
"Genshinfication" was never about story or designs it was about the fact that we started getting semi open world spaces with litteral artifact system so more of a star railfication btu genshification sounded better.
It had nothing to do with story
>>532270616it is also about the story and designs
stop calling eachother retards and get along okay?
Will anon be forced to "blow his load" if I turn into Griseo? I don't want him to get hurt. He shouldn't be carrying such a heavy load...
Bros I don't like RL. As a tourist, the first three stages here last about 4 minutes each and it's getting on my nerves. In A3 it was barely 2 minutes max
>>532270616>Tiny ass stages you can cross in 1~2 minutes>Semi open world>Genshin likeAh yes, Ninja Gaiden, one of the top 10 genshinlikes of all time.
>>532272027I returned because of the Elysia suit and now Agony 2 disturbance is 420. I remember agony 3 being 330 and RL 430...
>>532270616Because HI3rd has never done semi-open world, please ignore APHO or SS and Kolostein.
>>532274229Shh dont destroy the narrative nobody remembers those
>>532271491I mean if the story and characters became similar to genshin it would suck, it would become just another mihomo game
>>532246210>Genderbent Tartaglia Loving all the nods between Genshin and Honkai. Now we even have a Kosma exp. Hoyo be cookin' fo' sho
>>532246210>Female CheldBased
>open thread
>'corder melt
>close thread
>open thread
>falseflag 'corder melt
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>>532277590>>532276275Replying twice will never make you multiple people.
it literally is the duduschizo. when he's around you see these types of posts and overall antagonism in threads. can't believe you newfags haven't figured this out yet.
good news is threads become comfy after he gets bored and fucks off for months at a time
I wonder what they'll do with DKs after HoRb's.
I wish stig farming wasn't so slow. I have DA's weapon and one of her stigs but it's not enough to get the supply ticket from her stages.
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Never address me again, faggot
>>532279831hi Faggot, are you doing well?
>>532279269>Sis thinks shiteele is getting a DKlol
lmao, even
>>532279831I'm new on 4chan so I don't know how to properly quote which is why I screenshotted.
my post was meant for
>>532278475Thanks ChatGPT for the help!
>>532280447Who do you think will get a DK?
>>532278506This. I seriously hope anons here stop falling for 0/10 rage baits and falseflags.
>>532278506This, so much this
>>532264685I'm a girl. I look like this
I used to always have drunk sloppy passionate sisterly casual sex with Miss Himeko.
Those were the days.
All that I look forward to now as a nameless mob and side character is a grisly, yet honorable and hopefully quick death to Honkai beasts, on the front lines in my Valkyrie assault squadron...
>>532271370What do Elysia doing?
Eden is just so gorgeous and amazing
I wouldn't mind facing the end of everything next to her, going out the same way she went out
Amphoreus is not just HI3slop but inferior HI3slop. Far inferior. At least we have Flame Chasers like Kalpas hating Aponia or Mobius doing her plans. We had conflicts and novel interactions within the group. There, they're hardly a group at all. Everyone in that damn planet is always moping over their respective pity party to ever bond properly and it is lame as hell. Most of the characters are borderline filler and everything serves to wank Phainon, who's just Kevin done badly. They literally decided to copy 1 to 1 Kevin's character arc but without any of the motivations or backstory behind it. If this was how they were going to go with Phainon's story why even bother adding Cyrene or Aedes Elysiae. They both ultimately serve zero purpose to his character beyond just being glorified flavor text. Chrysos Heirs are somehow even more irrelevant and only stepping stool filler to a character that's a stepping stool filler to an MC who was literally on cameraman duty for 90% of the story. Instead of having Phainon as a Lord Ravager with two emanators locking him up in a memory sim, he's now a dindu door holder NPC waiting for an alien to rescue his shitty simulated world that doesn't fucking matter. Even the presentation is just 90% people standing around, barely moving but talking. The pacing is awful, everything is hamfisted, the characters are not believable, the lore development is disconnected from the presentation, it's just shit
>>532293260Why did Shaoji do this?
>>532293260Well said. Amazing how all casuals will now think that HI3slop is utter garbage, but our stories just do not work with HSR's narration style.
>>532293260Shaoji is the worst writer to exist. I used to think PunPun was shit but Shaoji proved me wrong. Elysian realm is truly the most dogshit story to ever exist.
>>532293260fc and elysia slop was trash to begin with. copying trash gives you garbage.
>>532296157False, there are far worse Otome Isekai stories.
>>532293260Ee and er are the worst arcs in the entire game so no wonder amphoreus sucks ass
Uh oh kiameitwittertroon melty! Incoming 30 samefag posts to anti ER copyslopa
>>532293260The fate collab was the final nail in the coffin
>meanwhile I get overkinoed by three trailers in a month in genshin
How long doesit take in HI3 for the returner supply to kick in? Might be gone for a while
AMPHOREUS IS KINO AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING ITS NOT
I LOVE THE FACT THAT 4 PATCHES WORTH OF LOREDUMP ENDED UP BEING PRERTY IRRELEVANT
I LOVE BLACK SCREENS
I LOVE EVERYONE TALKING LIKE MUSEUM EXHIBIT BLURBS
I LOVE POWERCREEP AND FORCED SHILLING
I LOVE THE HI3 INSPIRED AI-ASSISTED DESIGNS
I LOVE THE FATE COLLAB THAT WAS SHILLED FOR A YEAR AND ENDED UP LASTING 45 MINUTES
I LOVE BEING TOLD THAT I NEED TO LIKE A CHARACTER BECAUSE ... BECAUSE I DO
I LOVE SHARTOJI AND THE 3RD RECYCLED 'IT WAS ALL A DREAM/SIMULATION/PROGRAM' PLOT
I love never ending philosophical babble, i love doing "Roguelike" slop over and over for 2 seconds of dialogue each time, i love being forced to pretend to care about long dead fossils, i love having to navigate a bloated fucking corridor with multiple levels, going all the place back and forth for more fossil drama and philosophical nothing burger dialogue, fucking kill me even the final stretch was dragged out too long, i wish death upon every fuckwit that brings up philosophy in their games, all you do is force your highschool retardation down my throat and pretend it's deep, fuck you, Elysium everlasting was dogshit as was the moon
Sisters, we're supposed to be the onee-chan general for our little hoyo sisters. Not like this. Not like this...
>>532240441Good evening gentrified Honkai enjoyers and Kiamei twitterfaggots. Today I will remind y'all
Did you hear me? I’m gonna skip. I hate the flamechasers. Flamechasers are just a bunch of generic titty sluts so easy skip. God, can you coomers at least get some standards? Durandal was one of the most uninteresting characters in the game, but now she's been moved up a bit only because so many Who? Flame-Chasers debuted. They decided to waste the last year spamming us with shitty characters that have been dead for 50,000 years. At the very least, the Flame-Chasers will leave, but Durandal will continue bringing down the story until the end. Hopefully after ER is dead and buried we get back to interesting characters. Only one more chapter of this ER shit, then we can get back to what people care about. This Elysian realm crap gets worse every patch, it's like they aren't even trying anymore. Hopefully the A writing team comes back after they are done with HSR. The story makes no sense, the lore got tossed out a window, the characters are just one off tittycows for fanservice instead of the established main cast and its just them trying to milk the remaining players left. Fuck the flameshitters, and fuck mihoyo for shoving them down our throat for the past 10 months. Flameshitters deserve to be skipped, but too bad more people aren't skipping them. Can't wait for the next generic titcow funded by these very same retards! Newfags don't get an opinion, especially when it comes to pizzacutter titwhore and the other flameshitters. Where were you when Honkai died? Oh wait, the newfags here only came after the flameshitters and titcows. Put this general out of its misery already. Honkai is dead. The coomers won. Did you hear me? I’m gonna skip. Did you hear me?
>>532314057Wrong. Biankino saved Part 2.
Time to up the thread quality.
Zenless was what a faction of HI3 devs wanted for this game before they left for good. Now that the genshin faction of the HI3 devteam has won, it of course went down to the shitter. Part 2 was an attempt to completely gentrify the game for the Genshin/HSR audience and look what they accomplished, a game that is in quasi-maintenance mode. They even had the gall to announce a documentary to gloat that they completely gentrified the game, expecting they wouldn't receive a bloback from the shit they released last year. They need to conpensate a year's worth of lost potential and slowly add back of the things they removed from the game. Everything post-3 EX is good and they should keep it that way.
>Most adorable loli
>Most beautiful hag
How does she do it?
We get it, you hate HI3
Why don't you fuck off already nigger
>>532316550And let Genshit niggers completely ruin the game and shut it down? No
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Durandal is a part of so much honKINO despite such small screentime.
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>/hig/ never forgets
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>>532230153Are you saying this event is Captain related?
I doubt it since Captain should be much older than Helia and Lyle so he can't be childhood friend with them.
>part 2 is so bad honjeet labs became umapilled
hmmm maybe the Genshification anon has a point
>>532316070chatgpt is this true?
>>532323283No, that retard is full of shit.
The game was shit since the pseudo open worlds segments began appearing.
Also calling hi3 genshin is an insult to genshin
>>532323640You mean since near the start of the game?
>>532323897No. they should've never strayed from the mission-based style of the game. If they wanted to make open world, they should've put in more effort. Insted we got a 45° road incline in kolonosten.
>>532324105Hoyo have clearly always wanted to do open worlds. The mission style system isn't a stylistic choice, it was a limitation because Hoyo sucked at Open Worlds and didn't have the resouces at the time. HI3rd has had Open Worlds since like 2.0 and Hoyo has always been pushing them.
>>532324226>Hoyo have clearly always wanted to do open worldsThe HI3 needed to put in some fucking effort into it. All the open world segments were ass, save for APHO2 that they left to rot together with Timido for some reason. Kolok is shit, EE is shit, Moon is shit, P2 is shit. Oxia RTX on hub area only looks good because it was needed for trailers.
>>532324543I liked EE and the Moon. It triggers the happy parts of my brain when I explore and do simple puzzles and find chests.
>part 2 is so bad Hanser stopped talking about Honkai
hmmmm maybe Genshification anon has a point
>part 2 is so bad Mace and Fanchuan stopped appearing on livestreams
hmmmm maybe Genshification anon has a point.
Do we love miss Sparkle here?
I am sad because even the worst of HI3 stories tend to be about average for the other Mihoyo games. Which says a lot about the crap stories of the others.
>>532326626She's a good support.
>>532326715I don't know, nothing in Genshin, Star Rail or ZZZ have hit the lows of Coral Island for me yet. HI3rd is a case of extremes, nothing has beaten it's highs yet, but neither has it beaten it's lows.
>>532328460Xianzhou was worse than Coral Island
>>532328575I disagree. Xianzhou was messy, but at least it had interesting ideas and concepts. Nothing about Coral Island is redeemable besides Rita's bitchiness.
>>532326535she lives on in hsr
>>532326535Jokes on you my wife is still alive and is all but confirmed to be an important character in HSR as well!
>>532329283Coral island was much better because the Honkai nuked Manila, the capital of SEAnigger land
>>532329283>Nothing about Coral Island is redeemable besides Rita's bitchiness.That arc was so bad, I don't even recall Rita being bitchy.
>>532337721It's mainly at the start, with her being pissed at Raven for killing her squad and Raven not giving a fuck.
>>532337843I guess a little bit after that is where the low point of this game really started. Again that arc was so bad, I can't recall anything good or at least funny.
Understandable for Rita to be a bitch though..
Coral Island was still miles better than Part 2 chapters 1-3
>>532338824Not even close. I'd rather deal with another samsara effect than to touch Coral Island ever again. Also Sena saves the arc from bad to mildly interesting solely by being able to "Kuru kuru."
>>532340365Sena is too much of a safe stupid for me. I know they don't want to out-mog Kiana but come the fuck on.
Seelecats spilled milk again!
>>532340587I thought they weren't trying to out-mog Elysia with Sena.
Shiteele says go fuck yourseelfe!
>>532255403Is this a disguised survey like in hsr?
>>532340857Sena was an attempt to synthesize Elysia and Kiana without Kiana's playful molesting tendencies and Elysia's ecchi behaviour. Sena's the epitome of HI3 becoming full corporate born inside the boardroom and I fucking hate it. It rubs me the wrong way and I know I'm not alone because virtually everyone left after the first part 2 patch released.
>>532341469Casuals were filtered and only dedicated fans stayed, just like me, "me".
>>532329283Maybe it's because I played hi3 all together after it was done but coral island was not nearly as bad as you guys say it is, especially compared to actual hoyo slop like xianzhou and inazuma. It was shit compared the arcs surrounding it but by itself just very mid
>>532341469>Sena's the epitome of HI3 becoming full corporate born inside the boardroomThat explains her office girl outfit.
>virtually everyone left after the first part 2 patch releasedFiltering casuals is necessary to keep the fandom around. Don't recall diehards dropping it then, and they aren't dropping it anytime soon.
>open game
>abyss
>luna shill weather
Fuck
>diehards want corporate slop Genshin/HSR tier characters
>>5323426636625 graves...
>>532342376I just really hate Owl. Nothing was redeemable about that fucker. Ana not helping his sister, regardless of how little she could do or how scared she was, enraged me further. I'm glad they killed him off at least.
That arc was nothing more than filler for Dudu and Mei to do something together, with the only thing to note is herrschers being able to fuse.
>In Honkai Impact 3rd Part 2, Senadina is the first adventure pal that Dreamseeker meets, yet she's also the most enigmatic one.
>She's got that trendy and lively vibe, and seems just like Dreamseeker's college bestie.
>But, truth be told, in the upcoming story, they really are meeting each other for the first time.
>She's got to carry the essence of Honkai Impact 3rd, while bringing in a fresh sense of novelty.
>She should have Martian characteristics without straying from Earth's aesthetics.
>She's essentially a character with an easygoing nature.
>Every team needs someone lively to be the "glue" of the group.
>She is undeniably a central character in Honkai Impact 3rd Part 2 and will join Dreamseeker in various events in the future.
>The entire core design of Part 2 has a profound connection with her.
>Just as Part 2 promises to be an extensive narrative, Senadina's story will gradually unfold as Dreamseeker journeys through numerous bubble universes, slowly unveiling her mysterious persona.
>>532346491Did you feed this to chatgpt?
>>532346649They used chatgpt to make part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13QRtEn7T4o
>>532347413Imagine the sex smell in their apartment
>>532342398I look like this but black hair and elf ears.
>>532293260yeah this pretty much sums up how I feel as someone who will probably leave after amphoreus.
>>532343180>herrschers being able to fuseDid they ever use that again? I mean Kiana and Mei use multiple authorities but its not really the same concept
>I like Elysium Everlasting. I like Amphoreus.
>It's possible to think both things are good and enjoy them.
>I like Honkai Impact 3rd. I like Star Rail
>It's possible to think both things are good and enjoy them.
I shall continue to enjoy both games, and there's nothing any pants-shitting doomsissy can do about it.
Acheron is the best MeiMeiMei across all the games, though.
>>532348226Don't think they did.
>>532293260Oh wow, just like Fanchuan's part 2. Huh, I wonder why both ended up almost the same way. Could it be he was ghostwriting it and they're too embarrassed to show his face on public?
>>532348791me too. i can't wait to see how they cook with the cocoon and finality kianners
In the life simulator event are you a boy or girl?
It's implied that you're a girl because you can become a Valkyrie, right?
Asking as an irl female
>>532348791>>532349672Same I wanna see Acheron and Kiana interaction.
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>>532350967Girl confirmed.
i have boobs? and a pussy?
holy shit
why is sushang such a fucking bitch?
>i have to fight you and waste a lot of your time and energy just because i promised otto i'd be his one time use!
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Help, which swimsuit do I pick? Do I get HoV's or MPE's?
HoV's says it has some cool new visual and sound effects but then Elysia is the other option and who doesn't love Elysia.
Holy fuck you were all right dudu schizo/Marisa really shits up this thread
>>532352583trust your dick
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>>532352942Wome-- erm, cough cough. Ok I'll give it a try!
>>532352875Ok!
>>532352843yeah it's best to ignore em and never interact it's minimal dmg to thread that way
Which one is the doodoo headed schizo?
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for me, it's kiamei
>>532352843>It's this eceleb I hate bro trust me bro
Marisa makes quality guides and is worth more to this community than all you shitters combined.
lol
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>>532353425Bro they work so hard, get them better furniture please.
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>>532353876I'm still fresh on the job here! You should treat me (your cute fresh ensign officer, non blood related little sister, kouhai and assistant Captain) better. Hrmph!
It's not like this game gives you very many of the blocks for furniture and I'm spending most of my credits on building my Valkyries already.
duduschizo is nothing without his old pal teripedo. newfags wouldn't understand. he's fluffy and harmless even if dumping pictures of blonde woman (bad) is annoying. just use a filter
teripedo is too busy shitting up hsrg these days
>>532354514They absolutely fed off each other and shat up countless threads beyond anything you'd see today. 500+ reply threads would get WIPED because it got so bad. The newcuties have it easy
>open thread
>another duducord falsemelt
>close thread
>>532356069the duduschizo is harmless narrative is what he wants you to believe. these threads take on a different flavor when he's active, even if he's not shilling his irrelevant whore
>>532354514funny, some anons accused duduschizo of being marisa back then too...
>>532354514Hi marisa lackie
>>532356218Exactly.
Anyways someone in official discord is saying leak has Senadina as the new 8.5 character
I can't believe the duduschizo was marisa all along...
>eceleb faggotry
the kiss of death on top of the genshitrification of this once niche and soulful game
>>532352796Kiss of Bologna...
I got ignored so they are probably not relevant
>>532352796Ultra cute. Sauceele?
>>532361018https://x.com/oldsprout1108/status/1947926737142354378
Seele was promised to us 3,000 years ago.
>>532361095Many thanks!
>>532361469Something about that it took Seele 6 versions to come to Mars, but it's only been three days or something like that.
Marisa stole my precious Honkai
>>532214587 (OP)Martian Sakura never.
I'm the duduschizo. I'm Marisa
This life simulator minigame somehow managed to be more fun than the first half of part 2
I kissed Seele's "Seele"!
>>532372986It's okay, Bologna. You have Seele's permission.
>>532374029Seele, nooooooooooooooooo!
>>532351431>Kiana arrives in HSR to fuck the Meis>multiple Kianas arrive and fight over the Meis
>>532365716Bro, your Edo Star Sakura? She's going to a better game, so don't worry
Griseo's coming-of-age story.
I can't find Seele in the event... I might have some skeele issue...
>>532374374Me on the right...
>>532374374Me on the left...
>>532383426Dudu wishes she had half of Helia's style.
Does part 2 even have these moments? Yeah I don't think so. This is why part 2 is Genshin-tier slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5De6qSGu4
>>532384124I just realized how expressive the older part 1 models are. Part 2 shills will still defend their favourite slop somehow.
Roza screaming during sex and making your ears ring (while stinking up your room with her butthole)!
but i dont wanna do the 50th luna boss this year...
i love seele, "seele", broyna, haxxorbunny and ESPECIALLY seele poster
lunas due to be powercrept prolly by apho mei
>>532390709Songque would be the best in bed, just given how squirrely she is. You just know she's extra sensitive.
no luna is getting a stellar key
>>532390763Literally "me".
>>532392181She already has Oath of Judah
>>532328460Nope, the monkey patch in HSR was miles worse than Coral Island. Its possible the worst patch Hoyoverse has ever made (i didn´t play Genshin, but i don't thin they did a worse patch than that).
Regarding ZZZ, one can argue that 1.7 was worse, but i dont want to discuss that.
>>532392167I agree with this anon.
>>532396332Monkey patch was pretty mid, but at least it introduced an interesting future villain (especially compared to Owl/Ana lmao) and Rappa was pretty cool as a character IMO, which are at least redeemable elements. It also felt a lot shorter than Coral Island, but don't quote me on that.
Conversely, Senadina would probably be quite boring in bed. If you're immortal then that means the dangerous stuff like choking/breathplay doesn't feel as good because the limbic system is what goes into overdrive trying to keep you alive and your brain full of oxygen and your pleasure circuits are also amped up because they're also wired into the limbic system too~
>>532397381Can you niggers like, leave? It's getting old. You have your own thread and most of us don't give a shit about Star Rail.
>>532399972Seeleschizo wouldn't post this for sure
>>532399972Seele and "Seele" are in star rail therefore I care
>>532399329If the Eldar taught us anything, being Immortal makes you wild in bed because all the vanilla sex is so boring after a while.
>>532399972Seele would never say something like that.
>>532400081>>532400506They wouldn't but I'm not them and I'm saying you're a fucking nigger talking about your off topic tranny game in a thread for an actually decent game, go the fuck back to your thread or just drink bleach since you're already braindead you little faggot.
>>532400154Wrong, Seele Nolastname and Bronya Rand from Star Rail are not the Bronya Zaychik and Seele Vollerei from our game. If you actually played our game instead of spamming our thread with star rail shit no one cares about, you would know this you stupid nigger.
>>532401371I like this seeleschizo. Pretty based ngl. You tell em girl. We don't want no hrt fags here
>>532402393>We don't want no hrt fags herethe poaleele said we're all trans
>>532402431Not your boogeyman retard.
Star Rail is the better game though. Once Kiana makes it there this dyke kusoge is dead and forgotten
>>532401371Keep calm and Seele!
There are better ways to ask others to stop off-topic discussion. Getting so angry about it can either spiral the entire thread into even fiercer replies or make you a target of others' mockery.
Both of these options lead to another series of off-topic so your rage outburst is not helping the situation at all in the grand scheme of things.
Think about it, bro.
Now THAT'S the Seeleschizo I know
he's so vibe
love him frfr
Velonia would not approve. Anon should take out the hrtg shitters
I kinda agree with the red seele today.......
hmmmm maybe the Genshification anon has a point
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>>532405894you cant, bronya will hack your system to uncensor it
The only qualm I have about part 2 is how absolutely dogshit senadina is. Every character is better than her. Every character. Even fucking dounigger is better than her.
Seele schizo is the only good schizo.
Part 2 is great btw
>>532409441I don't like Sena either. I don't get what exactly they were trying to accomplish with her character. They tried to shill her as some ethereal goddess but she looks like a cheap copy from temu.
"Seele schizo" is the collective consciousness of all Seele schizos in the world across the whole timeline.
I don't even read the posts in /hig/ anymore, i just seele
>>532411968Well said, "me"!
>>532412281Well seeled, "me"!
>he thinks there is only one seeleschizo
ononono
pandeele
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I am Seelegion, for we are many.
>>532405196So I still have one month to catch up with the event and last story chapter. Maybe it's a cope, but such long patches are not so bad when there are so many other games to play.
Seeleschizo is everything they say about the duduschizo but actually true
>>532414564The problem is I'm at the point where theres nothing to do except click lite buttons and ER/Abyss/Memorial.
>>532412281I love seeleposts
I love Seele, Seeleposts and Seeleposters.
i love you /hig/ *mwah*
except for THAT person
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look at this kiana
>>532438642Genshification anon is right.
>>532438642Genshification anon is wrong...
>>532438642I too, also hate [INSERT YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE SCHIZO HERE]
>>532445019wow you are literally me
can i have some seele and sparkle please
>>532449476I dont have a lot of seeles but I do have sporgles
>>532405196The story chapter comes out first this time. Also, I was thinking that a DK box will be useless for me during the stream. I forgot that new DKs have that synergy function.
>>532449476Miss Sprinkeele!
