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Previously on /mrg/: >>532347687

Bucky.

I love shortstacks...

Add Katie to rivals

all woman should looks like Sai, plus with DDD cup

(double posting but)

her

Someone should post a half naked Bucky or Cap and say "Him"

we need a woman villain
>ib4 hela
no, she's a proxy for knull

I really hate how dependent tanks are on their team. More on healers. I love when I try to help my tank by tanking with him, only for them to switch off right away and play DPS. Then I'm not getting healed when I have to somehow stop A Groot and Magneto with an Ironfist in my backline -I truly understand why support players are so hated. But at the same time, even when I play support I'm dumbfounded at how people play the game. My favorite game of the day was getting 51k heals and my tank kept feeding. The DPS players were trying their best, but it's so annoying how selfish niggers are in this game. It's a team game you retards. I'm so sick of this game man.

The higher I climb the worse the game gets.

>mfw I get a another fucking arab on my team crying for heals when I'm over 50K and even my DPS are doing fine and this fucking sandnigger doesn't know how to tank despite having a lord Magento

>>532441047
>>532441106
>>532441107
Good posts

>>532441061
More cute Rocket art like this and less cropped furry porn please. I like cute critters.

>>532441225
Hela (you misspelled inb4 so it doesn’t count)
but also we need more villains period

>>532441347
>Dive is completely overpowered and broken
So which supports are good rn then?

>>532440879 (OP)
PSYLOCKE RIMJOBS

>>532441225
>I'm just a normal human
>Says kid who knows he's the celestial of the next kalpa
Really

Buff Brawl

>>532441225
Get Carol in and we have great picks
Mystique
Deathbird
Star
Rogue

>>532441518
Emma rimjobs and oral and cocktails made with her underboob sweat

>losers still ruining matches to lord farm
>have the audacity to get mad a me for calling them losers with no integrity and calling the hill to ruin their session

>>532441542
Ackchuchually he only remembers once a year

>>532441425
Porn can be cute too.

>>532441225
>HOMINA
>HOMINA
Based Ben, he's literally me.

>>532441776
>lord farm
People do that?

lewd mantis skins when?

>I'm playing against Celestials in Plat
I'm just a scrub Plat player. Why must I suffer?

>>532441776
sometimes i want to lord farm in doom matches but i can never find a lobby where they are doing it

>>532441507
Luna if you have really good aim.
Invisible woman if you don't but want to annoy divers by pushing and pulling them around while they try to do their LE EPIC PWN button combos. Dagger if you want to actually be able to defend yourself against them.

>>532441382
they should just remove tanks from the game.
>play tank and stay in the front by applying pressure
"uh oh, your backline is getting raped!"
>stay close to your team and defend them if needed
"uh oh, you're slowly getting peeled until whoever on the enemy team gets their ult first and then the death ball starts rolling!"
>just stay on the objective
>all of the above happens
lol
lmao

>>532442191
>they should just remove tanks from the game.
Uhm nyo

>>532441630
Looks retarded
>>532441968
Calling them people is a stretch

>>532442191
Just play Captain Stallmerica and if you still lose then your team is shit

>>532441630
>Get Carol in and we have great picks
Carol has nothing to do with anything

playing as loki hurts my brain so much wtf
i thought this healslut thing was suppoosed to be easy

>>532442525
y r u gae?

>>532442686
>suppoosed

How many of you actually know how to play Spider-Man and can do it well?

Does Luna's aura defend have limits? If I put it on Spiderman; can he go and do his thing while I am passively healing him? Or is it limited by line of sight or duration?

>>532442118
Netease are fucking retarded. Instead of placement matches you a seven division drop, which does nothing but makes everything chaotic and coinflip. If you're a Celestial Player, you have no business ever being in plat. If you're a plat player you have no business playing against Celestials. We need placement matches and the removal of the division drops. One or two divisions should be enough, SEVEN is just retarded. Even worse if you're a returning player.

>>532442191
It's sad but everything you wrote is true. What the fuck am I suppose to do when I'm solo tanking in this situation? People don't want to tank and if you're forced to solo-tank you're 100% dependent on your team. Which puts more pressure on your team to perform which sadly doesn't happen often. I might unironically start learning Cap because I don't think I can stomach playing Magneto for much longer. The worse thing that pisses me off the most is when they don't fucking ban wolverine. Today I've started telling people I'm not solo-tanking if Wolverine isn't banned. Just fucking remove tanks at this point.

>>532442961
Never touched him but will have to learn once I get the Black Suit since it is my fave.

>>532441518
This but with a cock
>>532441047
This but with a pussy

>>532443054
Hahaha guy who controls metal is afraid of guy with metal skeleton hahaha

>>532443195
A man of exquisite taste I see

>>532443287
THANKS NETEASE

>>532441156
May your teams not be filled with utter retards, Sai-anon

>>532441518
>>532441687
You never go ass to mouth, anons

>>532443287
Thor, Adam, Phoenix and SG could each solo the entire roster. The fuck is your point?

>>532444203
Nothing can stand against a fully powered Scarlet Witch.

>>532444343
Strange killed Shub Niggurath

>>532441425
>>532441821
I think you should post both.

I know loki luna is overpowered but man when you get that duo and they dont know how to do anything other than press q to win against competent players you are just so fucked

>>532441518
Sai giving Emma a rimjob

>>532444203
Civil War?

>>532445251
Plot Armor: The Movie

>>532445363
>movie
>>532445251
I think that's when Tony pulled out a Thor clone

>>532444648
With all the horny posts like >>532445212 I probably should.

>>532444343
My dick can

Portal sex with Strange

>>532444775
>press q to win
When is Luna's ult duration going to be nerfed into the fucking ground

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

Any tips with Hela? I'm having trouble

Would playing this game on acid be fun

>>532446007
wait for her QiB skin

>>532446007
Click on their heads

>>532446007
Lower sensitivity and practice following characters in the training area for a couple minutes

>>532446007
Aim
There are no other tips

>>532446007
basically just aim and play within sight of your healers at high ELO because you will be getting hurt constantly. politely ask if luna can give you snowflake

>>532445251
Close, its right after. Thor just found out about >>532445515, Tony used Thor's DNA to make a cyborg clone of him to use as a loyal lapdog during his big breakup with Cap (Thor was busy off world and missed all the Civil War stuff). That clone of course would go on to go out of control and kill a shit ton of people. His reaction was fairly restrained, all told

They keep adding new achievements but they aren’t adding more blue credits to earn from achieving them. What is the point?

>>532443287
>>532444203
Actual canon power levels, if anyone's interested.

>>532446815
Invis is stronger than that

>>532446815
Nope.
Magneto rammed an iron core to Mars for terraforming and Storm got upgraded to controlling cosmic storms.

>>532447057
How is she in any way able to kill an entire planet?

>>532447083
Thats right I forgot about the Krakoa stuff, ill tweak the list

Are there still bots in quickplay?

>>532441524
She needs the next summer skin

>>532447487
I think Venom also became King in Black and gained cosmic powers. I remember him wielding Mjolnir and shit. Dunno if he gave it up by now.

>>532446815
>Hulk
The One Below All solos albeit

Sometimes I watch replays of my matches and i swear to fucking god healers are legit not paying attention to half the shit going on.

Like I could be fighting in a 1v3 and keeping an enemy backline from pushing and these morons will be looking in entirely wrong directions

>>532446007
Just sit in the middle of your team bodyguarding your supports to get heals since you have 0 fall off with your primary.
Save the stun for when someone is trying to ult or win the occasional 1v1 especially against dive niggas.
If you're feeling risky you also try flanking to pick off supports and other important targets.
Try not to fall asleep from her gameplay loop.

>>532447535
Yes check the previous thread

>>532448064
not excusing shitty healers, but i can see why this happens pretty easily. everyone (in most elos) is uncoordinated as fuck/staggering like a bitch, so there's always things going on in a million directions at the same time. (solo) tank is likely up front, you have 2 fliers on opposite sides of the map and another dps behind you fighting off an enemy dive, all while trying to figure out where the enemy is/what they're doing.

couple that with no communication, and it's hard for a lot of people to try and do real-time priority lists and know what to heal. but yeah, long story short, bad healers but also bad everyone.

I wish storm was fun so that I as a black male could say I play Storm exclusively because I have agp.

>>532448379
yeah healing low elo matches is cancer, I fucking hate healing in quickplay but i don't mind flexing to heal in comp (as a dps main primarily)

We coulda had this

>>532448830
You'll get Tokon

>>532448830
Thank god we didn't

>>532446815
Emma ain't no city buster. Bring her down.
>>532447487
>How is she in any way able to kill an entire planet?
She blocked out the sun for 3 days to kill some plankton from another dimension that threatened the world's ecosystem. SHIELD saw this and called her world ending threat.

>>532448830
I say this as someone who plays fighting games
No one wants that shit

>>532448830
>2d(?) platform fighter with health bars
This would do nen impact numbers in any FGC era.

>>532448830
if it was like 10 years ago maybe it would've been nice
modern fighting games are awful

Sex with Thor

>>532449124
Didn't people play Jump Ultimate Stars?

>>532446815
"Street level" is a weird tier to have at all

>>532449740
After multiversus I don’t think it is a good idea

>>532450012
It's generally where Spiderman goes canonically, spider totem bullshit aside.

>>532445772
>When will Luna get nerfed
Never.

>>532449507
Everyone likes drawing his blue version more

>>532446535
Please post the next page, I love seeing Tony get fucking rocked.

>>532450546
Cause you can see his ass and bulge better

Phoenix Demon is gonna change my life!

>>532442730
Looks retarded

>Stop playing Thor after the rework
>Get depressed and don't play him all of season 2.5 to season 3
>People tell me he's actually just as good if not better with new awakened changes
>Decide to give him a try
>Carry my first game and get MvP
We're so back Thorbros

>Hulk is getting pocket healed by Adam and Dagger
>Ally Magneto "Bro help with Hulk"
Kinda missing the real issue here, guy

>>532442730
This bitch doesn't do anything. It be like adding angel with even less appeal

>>532451559
I don't wanna be the anti-joy police but make sure it wasn't a bot game, thoranon
true joy comes when your results are genuine and hardearned

So did they... You know.

>>532447730
Iirc he didn't actually do anything of note with them so its hard to say where he stands
>>532450012
No its not. Like half of the roster falls under that tiering. People like to joke about me Squirrel Girl but actually looking at what shes done and not joke panels she also falls under it

>>532444203
Ehh, that depends entirely on the versions of the characters you’re using. If you’re using baseline 616, then I guess, but Hela could up a fight.
>>532444343
Wrong.
>>532446535
So kino. Based Thor.
>>532446815
Nothing about this is canon. So much stuff here is wrong. But again, a lot of this depends on what versions of the characters you’re using.
>>532449028
SHIELD calls everything a world ending threat. That’s a pretty passive application of her powers that says more about their scale than anything. That said the guy who made the tier list only said “killer” so I guess it’s correct.

>>532448830
It's genuinely fucking hilarious how Kamala has flopped every single time and they still just don't get the fucking message

>>532451659
>doesn't do anything
she's making my pp hard

>>532446815
Adam is not above Thor or Hela. Especially not base Adam without any of the infinity stones. He’s certainly not on par with Jean who at her strongest is like top 7~ strongest beings in marvel. If you’re talking raw destructive potential under their own power then IW and Namor and Emma don’t belong there. I don’t recall Loki destroying anything close to cities. “Post human” is a really weird thing to say. Pretty much everyone in it barring Thing and Groot belongs down in street tier. No one in “galactic” (which I assume you mean galaxy destroying) is throwing around that kind of firepower except with their most extreme upgrades and power boosts, and not even then in the case of like Ultron, not sure about Hela.

>>532452663
>Jean
*Phoenix when the writer decides to wank it even harder than usual

>>532440879 (OP)
Nigger can you remove twitter links from may it keep showing this thread when I'm filtering for (night)reign ffs

>>532452198
>It's genuinely fucking hilarious how Kamala has flopped every single time and they still just don't get the fucking message

Her powers are too goofy looking and her design is unappealing.

>>532453243
BIG HANDS! RUN!

>>532451828
>Her powers are too goofy looking

>>532453243
>Her powers are too goofy looking

>>532453524
>>532453707
Reed's power is to be extremely smart and to make DOOM seethe. Not turn into a bicycle.

>>532453243
>Dont make her cute
>Dont make her interesting
>No fun power design
Even left wing people describe her as a walking diversity checklist

Fucking finally now I can sleep

>>532451608
No hes right help with hulk which means killing the healers duh

>>532453815
>ending on a win
you are training the EOMM to fuck you harder

>>532446815
Peni Parker to city buster(in eva mech) or post human
The Thing to city buster
Luna Snow to post human
Widow to street level
Storm to world killer
Magneto to world killer
Loki to Galactic ( he is as powerful with magic as Thor is with Thunder/Strength)
Ironman could be any tier (depending on his buster suit)

>>532453898
>killing the healers
That's pretty much the whole game right here.
Just kill the enemy healers and you automatically win.
This is why dive is so strong and so good.

>>532446815
>Rocket being that low
>Despite being a walking powerhouse with his intelligence and technological achievements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-AQwYyoug

>>532453815
Retard idiot dumbass. If i had anything else to call you that belittles your intelligence i would say it but I am blanking right now but later I will call you more things

>>532453815
Based

>>532453815
>ending on a win
>ending on ONE win
Soft locked account

>>532453815
You're telling the AI you will not log off until you win once, good job.

>>532446815
Hulk is canonically destroys everything and is the last living fucking thing in the universe and has beaten iron man, sentry and hercules in a fight. He is at least galactic if not universal and strange needs to be way fucking higher too for the shit he casually pulls off considering hes beating the crap out of people in dimensions where even odin would struggle Invisible woman, storm and magneto are all also able to just casually kill off the entire planet so theres that too. And why the fuck is loki not on the same tier as thor? He is also an asgardian god with magic way more powerful than thor.

This is a shit list with little thought in it

>>532452784
Phoenix Force Jean. Its most impressive stuff was done when they were together so it’s both.

>>532454842
the hulk beat sentry at like his weakest point which is still strong but not nearly as

Made for Peter Parker

Rimjobs?

>>532455396
Yeah but hulk has also done crazier feats than that.

>>532455485
For Rocket yes.

>>532455418
Weird way of saying "Built for Rocket's rocket"

>>532446815
Venom beat Superman

>>532446815
Please read comic books

>>532455915
>Gets his ass fucking beat badly by Thanos

>>532455418
Weird of saying canonically, confirmed with voice lines, built for Logan’s Canadian bacon

>>532455418
holy SEX

>>532455915
You can't just call yourself the strongest there is.

>>532456046
>movie hulk
get shit that shit sop cumrag of a hulk out of here

>>532456281
yes you can

>>532456496
Hi.

>>532454842
Hulk is weird because his whole deal with the TOBA technically boosts him by a lot to some unknown degree but he’s not *that* strong, his most impressive quantifiable thing is destroying planets, nowhere near universal. Strange hasn’t pulled off the stuff you’re thinking of since like the 80s. There’s a reason he’s called the Jobber Supreme. He’s *very* toned down compared to what he was back then. Same with Odin and most characters actually. Those people could potentially kill the planet but it wouldn’t be casual and would take time

>>532456582
Yeah Hulk bodies and outlives him

>>532456856
And Superman outlived both.

>>532453898
No he meant attack hulk, which was my point about him being stupid

>>532446815
Rune King Thor defeated the Beyonders, he's Universal.

>>532447730
He did give it up. He had to, he was connecting to literally all versions of Venom across infinity and it was tearing his very soul apart

Tanking is such bullshit in Quickplay, anons. Feels like every time I play, I fucking lose. WHY DONT FUCKING DUELISTS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF FRONTLINE TANK PRESSURE?!?!?

>>532451156
Mini storytime then

>>532457037
Superman would underestimate Hulk's intelligence and also try to not kill him as he would recognize his sentience. Superman is very strong but prone to be too forgiving, too friendly to enemies as that is just who he is. Hulk is Hulk though, and Hulk is the strongest there is.

>>532454515
And then we look at Rivals, where he...shoots little healing balls and some weak bullets and thats all he does.
Maybe China never got the GotG movies so theyve never seen it?

>>532457825
His kit has a bunch of gadgets, china just decided they should be supportive for whatever reason. Maybe they didnt want jeff to be alone in terms of tiny healer

>>532457790
>MAXIMUM...

>>532457790
That probably in Tony's top three or five fuckups honestly, he really screwed the pooch there.

>>532457820
Doesn't matter, Superman outlived the entire universe. And then when he was done with that universe and every last being and God had died, Superman just moved to a new one. Superman doesnt have to kill him.

Rivals would have been better if it had been designed from the ground up without classes.

>>532457989
>PUL-

>>532458020
That's literally what is happening in the Immortal Hulk comic panels I posted, he is met by the sentience of the next universe and he realizes it is not Galactus or Franklin Richards and freaks the fuck out because Hulk devoured them.

>>532458125
>picture censored due to rape

>>532458125
Damnit of course i forget the pic

venom has to be the most fucking retarded character in this game. the amount of 4D chess aiming you need to do to do damage is beyond absurd. why does this character exist when i just spam M1 as strange in the general direction of an opponent and deal more damage.

>>532458292
>Ok Goldilocks, let's dan-AACK!!!

>>532458203
Then why are Captain Americas legs there
Also if thats true, Hulk didnt move to another universe, he got moved.

>>532456046
His current villian is the only being in the marvel universe to not be made by the one above all and he bitch slapped the fuck out of thanos by himself.

>>532458345
He should get his headshot capability removed and just have his headshot damage be his normal damage.

>>532458467
My question is how does a normal human like Tony not turn to goo after this. Yes yes super science but where is the inertia going.

>>532458467
>Warning: Incoming Orbital Strike!

>>532458654
Leads to >>532444203 with the living god putting the tiny man in his place. It took a long time for them to even attempt to be bros after this. Tony really did fuck up on an epic scale

>>532458470
Completely wrong

>get called daddy while on mag the whole game by a effeminate guy playing luna
Which one of you sissys was this?

Also that's Mr. Immortal, Cap is long dead at this point

Since NetEase likes their niche character, this would be the smartest choice next. Easy gooner bait. & Jeff best friend. They can also make her kit slapstick cartoony shit for the giggles

>>532458470
Thats not Cap, its Mr. Used-to-be-Immortal

>>532459147
Radioactive character and not niche
>>532459059
What did Hulk do to him?

>>532453815
the absolute state of "cant end on a loss" fags

10989868608
>jeff gets tilted off of healer
>whole team asks him to play a better support for the enemy team comp
>by some miraculous luck the enemy team have one of their dps disconnect

I hate medal ranks

>>532459197
>What did Hulk do to him?
Killed him.

>>532459197
>What did Hulk do to him?
Made him mortal

>>532458970
Why dont I get this when im magneto but instead of on luna theyre playing punisher

>>532459168
No, Im Homo Supreme.

>>532458620
The suit is tanking the entirety of the impacts, simple as. Even his baseline suits are made to handle god tier threats, its when he breaks out the Hulkbuster styled stuff that he can really stand up to the big guns

>>532459343
Whenever i home during the weekday and im playing i will always get called daddy or something gay on there. Im only in my mid 20s i doubt i sound like that but i try to comm a lot if im tanking or healing. Yesterday some rocket playing kept calling me sir and giggling. Gm+ ranked is filled with horny eboys i fucking swear

>Get no goddamn help on the front lines as Emma in quickplay
I can't kill a damn thing. What am I doing wrong? I don't over push, I throw up shields, I try to burn meter to build it to 100, I diamond skin to avoid ults, I snag people and kick them while diamond, yet I'm in a goddamn DPS race and none of my duelists EVER back me up. The fuck? People don't even kill enemies who are caught in my ults!

Am I just shit or is this game's playerbase really that fucking braindead that outright refuses to play with their team?

>>532459606
I now have a reason to play ranked

>>532457352
When? He defeated Those Who Sit Above, who we actually knew very little about or how powerful they were
>>532458620
It’s called superhuman durability. Characters in fiction can soak up all the kinetic energy and inertia from blows like that with zero issue. Tony’s suits are also probably backed up with like kinetic energy absorbers or whatever too so he doesn’t turn to paste naturally

>>532459147
My reddit queen Gwenpool

>>532458620
blunt force trauma, intertia, acceleration forces, etc don't matter in comics (and most fiction, really)
if the armor is holding up, you won't get more than bruises, simple as

>>532459147
Agreed. GP is probably the most fitting character for the game with the kid friendliness of her. But they’ve already settled on DP and they don’t want clones so

>>532458847
Alright, but nobody likes to mention how Emma Frost totally shit on Thor that one time.

>>532459827
>Am I just shit or is this game's playerbase really that fucking braindead that outright refuses to play with their team?
Both

>>532459197
Thats not Hulk, or Banner. It's Satan incarnate.

>>532459593
We’re literally seeing him fight a god tier threat and he got his ass handed to him. He needs his absolute strongest suits if he wants to box on that level.

who tryna play some rivalss

>>532460418
In fairness to Tony, he wasnt there looking for a fight, just to explain himself and why he's such a piece of shit.

>>532460408
Lmao, you’re right, it’s TOBA, so it’s not applicable to Hulk at all

>>532460474
>wanda footjobs
>psy card
FRAUD

>>532460474
Hm

>>532460573
Sure but he was in the fight regardless and the results show what I said

>>532460408
I'm aware I'm just curious if it was explained or not

>healer gets MVP
>xe starts yappin'

>>532457790
I appreciate it

>play thor
>Constantly dealing more damages or as much damage as the dps
>sometimes have the most final hits, or at least always higher final hits than the other tank
>block off considerable amount of damages
>never the worst player in team
Somehow people still think thor is useless.
I feel like I'm seeing some deja vu like wolverine and captain here.
Once there's a streamer that showed how to use him properly, everybody will be crying to nerf him.

Sex with ninjas

>>532461727
>leg is literally turning purple from restricted blood flow

>>532461560
>t. quickplay cutie

>>532446535
>be a god
>be off in goddam space doing buncha god shit
>come back home
>find not are all your homes killing each other, one home went and made a damn copy of you
Yeah I'd wanna crack a skull or six if I were Thor, ngl

>>532461560
thor just does the funny ultimate tech of, walk to the side, wait for enemy team to walk down main, thunder blast the backline

>>532460825
>that filename
Very true, keep up the good work.

Whats up with all the supports who want to lecture people on the game when their whole claim to fame is standing in the backline shooting heals and occasionally counter ulting.

Its the least stressful role in the game. Meanwhile I play tank or dps and it requires me to play literal 5d chess

Stand in front of me if you want to get healed

>>532462458
if you're playing 5d chess its because you suck
I just stomp on noobs lol

>>532462458
>Its the least stressful role in the game
Not when you have 5 retards that love to face tank damage

>>532455756
The full images of these are always so disappointing. You don't even see rocket fucking her it's just a disembodied dick.

Let me kneel in front of you and I will heal you.

Finally playing again since all the F4 got in the game. Wtf Phoenix in the game? I didnt hear a peep about it in my feeds. Weird. Shes cute, Ill try her now. I heard Ultron is buns

Sex with married women
https://files.catbox.moe/nsc8xc.jpg

>>532453087
kill yourself nigga thats such a nonissue to be mad about

>>532460271
Because nowadays Thor basically just exists to get jobbed out by the Hulk every other run.

>>532463704
First to orgasm gets delayed to S5
https://litter.catbox.moe/5jj9p1.jpg

>>532453764
no they don’t lmao Kamala’s original issues were actual kino and her best so far, she’s been ruined by every writer that came afterwards

>>532441518
made for Logan made for Tony

The best Iron Fist player

>>532459059
>Homo Supreme
That’s what they call me

>>532460403
So what am I personally doing wrong then?

>>532457427
Doctor Who crossover when

>>532464459
Never, die.

It is honestly crazy to me when hulk catches a ban before storm or black panther

Whats up with that? I play him alot but i wouldnt say hes unstoppable unless the healers are nonstop blasting him to full health

>>532462813
I agree. There needs to be more Rocket/Doreen porn to make up for this (also blame isekei/self-inserters).

>>532464719
Namor

>>532462458
Lmao no. This is pure cope. I main tank and it’s the least stressful role because you can take serious beatings and come out unscathed. Support is the most stressful because you have shit mobility and are the prime target for every enemy player.

>>532461560
He’s not useless but he is easy to take down if the enemy team aren’t incompetent. Plus old Thor was objectively better and more fun.

Your main? Boosted
My main? Honest and skillful

>>532463289
How the hell are you gonna heal when you can’t run dumb slut

>>532461560
Yeah but he did that already before they fucked all the change actually did aside from making him brawl like shit was shave 5 seconds off the time it took to awaken a third time.

Scarlet Witch is honest.
No frills

>>532464459
>anything having to do with time/dimensional fuckups
>not being solved in a day at most by The Doctor
They’d have to specify that he’s purposefully letting shit run wild because he’s bored lol. Also there was a crossover already believe it or not.

>>532458847
MCU fans don’t realise how chill Tony and Thor are with each other, it’s sad that they’ll never get something like this in the movies because the MCU fast tracked most bromances and friendships to get to the big saga crossovers instead

Should I just not bother solo tanking? Emma, Magneto, why the fuck should I even try if Duelists aren't going to fucking work with me? I'm trying to take space, apply pressure, and I'm getting fucked on the front lines as these pussies behind me keep trying to snipe for some reason

>>532464719
Storm bans? In this season?

>>532465483
Skill issue

What is, do you think, the intended purpose of Cap as a playable character?

>>532464719
zased chloe poster

Where is my classic Wolverine skin already?

>>532465712
People seem to have this weird idea that every character is intended with some extremely specific gameplay niche/goal in mind like the developers are Icefrog or something

The devs added Cap to the game and gave him his abilities because that's what Captain America is like (He throws a shield and punches people) and he's an Avenger and popular so they can't not include him. All "intended purpose" is post-hoc

>>532465483
I solo tank as Cap with zero problems. Get good

>>532465712
Dive shield brawl hybrid. None of the other tanks hit all 3 criteria.

>>532465712
It's an ironic jab by chink devs making the red, white, and blue American character dogshit

the eomm has hit the alt sir

>>532464768
I just want less disembodied penis porn. I wanna see the characters fucking.

>>532466063
Skill issue

>>532466176
Sorry anon, you'll get your generic grey blob mannequin or disembodied penis and like it, because porn now needs to appeal to everyone and not just one specific audience that knows and likes the characters anymore.

>>532465825
Fair point so I suppose my question should have been where do they see him balance wise.
He can stall, punch supports and waste cooldowns but is that really enough

>>532466349
as a supportsissy a good cap is really really really fucking annoying to deal with

>>532465601
>>532465936
I'm not buying this armchair critic bullshit. Go fuck yourself.

>>532461727
wow that was fast
>>532461798
that's the lighting and it's barely even on her, retard

>>532466523
I dread this question but what makes a good cap from the point of view of a support sissy?

>>532466349
You can brawl. Only shitters who can’t make good use of his mobility think he’s a crap brawler.

You can dive snipers. He’s the best at diving widow because she can’t shoot him while he runs her down.

You can stand in front of your team with your shield up and take hits for them.

You have the mobility to quickly dive your own backline for a peel.

You have the mobility to quickly get back to the point.

Your E is one of the best tools at securing kills in the game. It also messes with invisibility.

>>532466349
I dont understand people who dont understand Cap. I crush it as Cap every time

>>532466547
Cry

>nigger brained femoids insta lock triple support
>we lose because we're not dealing anywhere near enough damage
How could this have ever been forseen.

>>532466547
mag solo tank is good thats a skill issue, cap solo tank is trolling though

>>532466782
I'm not going to pretend I'm the best player in the world but don't feed me this fucking bullshit that duelists aren't main character syndrome fuckwits that try to carry every game instead of working with everybody. When you play tank, I'm trying to make their lives easier but get nothing in return. Cap is fine, but its essentially you playing dive and being an annoyance rather than soaking up damage

>>532466349
With two tanks he’s fine
With one absolutely not

>Jeff used to get MVP way too easily before
>Now that it really favors last hits, it's nearly impossible

>>532467072
I've done Mag solo tanking with decent past results but this season is fucked. I'm usually stuck 3 on 1 or something, and I can't deal enough damage nor block enough to stay in the game to help out healers.

>reed still not buffed
please let us grab niggas with our giga hands when in big mode! (also let use bypass or steal health shields)

>>532466642
might seem simple but it comes down to the ability to do enough damage where they can't just ignore you which i assume comes down to perfecting the animation cancel if that still exists, because some caps just tickle and others seem to do a fuck ton of damage

that combined with his stupid survivability makes it where you can't ignore him but you also feel like attacking him does nothing because he never dies

so a good cap will usually require help from your other support to keep you up and another tank or dps to actually make him fuck off so one person is effectively keeping 3+ people occupied for much of the match

Start thinking about gay sex with Venom

I think cap downplay disgusts me more than panther or bucky

>>532468123
A good Cap is rare

>>532465186
That is for you to figure out

>>532467869
*Hulk

>>532468332
That's not any grounds to constitute a buff and furthermore that's just not true there too many good cap mains now. Before everyone laughed at him but now they're learning tech and optimal strats they're the sweatiest of all tank players the spidermenace that brings shame to the honarable vanguard alliance

>>532467869
I've been thinking about it since I was a kid playing the PS1 Spider-Man game. I remember feeling weird during the venom fight when he grabs Spidey and licks him. I used cheat codes and equipped costumes with infinite health so I could just sit and watch that attack animation on loop.

>>532468601
The fac lt he's been adjusted a few times shows the chinks are aware of him, I'm just wondering if they're going to change him again.
Putting maximum effort into things is just fitting for Cap though.

>>532468590
You should be thinking about it with all the men, but I'm merely staying on theme here.
>>532468727
Y-yeah, kinda hot..

>>532446815
Can't Wanda literally just kill everyone on the roster

>>532468727
In Banjo-Tooie, there's a polar bear woman with massive tits, and I remember that making me feeling really funny as a small child

>5 viewer streamer on ranked team is doing meme challenge
Fuck off

>>532465024
>he is easy to take down if the enemy team aren’t incompetent
That's the most retarded statement ever.
It applies to every single character out there.
>Torch's hitbox is too small for a flier, and he gets pocket by IW's shield
It's not a problem if the enemy team aren't incompetent
>Captain is dragging out the game and live for way too long during overtime
It's not a problem if the enemy team aren't incompetent
>BP is teleporting everywhere, harassing the backline
It's not a problem if the enemy team aren't incompetent
>Wolverine
It's not a problem if the enemy team aren't incompetent
>Luna
It's not a problem if the enemy team aren't incompetent
>Loki
It's not a problem if the enemy team aren't incompetent

Fuck off with that pointless statement.

>>532469157
As Stan Lee once said, it's up to the writer to decide who does what

>>532469157
She can't kill squirrel girl and probably strange.

>>532467869
Thor*

>>532461560
Thor is shit because he has no survivability and no utility.

>>532469805
Well his new skin was one of the things to get me playing again.. I'll use it as an excuse to finally learn how to play him.

>>532466604
No, you are blind, she has another pic at another angle and her skin is literally blue

>>532467653
worst post thus far

>>532469157
You're thinking of peak Wanda and even then no. Average Wanda doesn't like that.

>>532467198
Skill issue

>>532468601
>>532469027
Fuck off. You being a shit cunt and having difficulty countering him doesn’t mean he’s broken. He does not need more nerfs. Get good you babies.

>>532469394
He is objectively the easiest tank to take down. The only time he isn’t easy to take down is if the enemy team is incompetent. Seethe.

>>532472315
Not sure where you got I was asking for nerfs, I'm merely curious about where the character stands.

>>532472398
>Thor
>Easiest to take down
>The 1v1 king in Deathmatch
???
Are you making up a scenario in your head where your team 6v1 on Thor, and think that's a fact?

Squirrel Girl NEEDS to be removed from the game

>>532474582
TRVKE

>>532474148
>Thor
>1v1 king
Lol. Lmao. Hasn’t been in a long time buddy.

my current GM1 account has a higher winrate than my plat smurf this elo might be elo hell

>>532474148
The 1v1 king is always Fantastic. It's why he keeps getting nerfed because shitters try to 1v1 him and keep crying about how "unkillable" he is.

>>532474148
Reality is Thor is a big fucking jucy target for any nondiver DPS like Punisher or Bucky. Go ahead and try to play against semi compentent Buck and you'll get shit and pissed on in a second and feed their ult like a motherfucker. I like playing Thor myself, but he's simply not viable and there are better tanks to play most of the time.

>>532467049
I'm so fucking tired of femoids picking third healer every fucking game
there are so fucking many of them

>>532474582
Just say you’re bad and go

>>532474582
Because she's a stupid reddit character that makes clown noises right?

>>532467243
Get fucked faggot

would it be broken if awakening rune gave thor constantly regenerating shields/shields upon hitting a target instead of a flat 100 on execution?

>>532475709
I really think his neutral would be fine if they allowed his ult to kill through support ults, let the fat dps have a dps ult ffs

Chasing down raccoons and fliers with Thing is the most fun.

>>532475709
Flat instant value is better, same way a nuke heal is better than healing over time.

>>532467080
You do know the point of tanks is to take aggression away from your team? Cap being an annoying threat is a feature not a bug

>>532475709
Maybe you can give it to his lightning realm for some sustain but instant is always better.

>>532475230
I look like that

>>532467256
Don’t stagger, remember to use your bubble on yourself if you’re the solo tank, as your life is way more important than anyone else. I could write a ton more, but what it comes down to is just awareness. When was the last time you looked behind you in a game?

>>532475709
Just give his E fucking shields dome for the team, remove stupid slowdown and damage from it. Add ability to aim his ult, tweak damage and make it cost like 5000 - instant S tier character that is also fun to play unlike magneto.

>herro anon, re have noticed that rour winrate in marvel rivals has crimbed past fifty percent. To combat ris and keep rou engaged we assembled a team of the most incompetent humans known to man to play with you. Enjoy and remember to ignite the brattle

>>532455915
>>532456496
damn these look good wtf

I hate killing Jeffs, everytime I catch Jeff by himself I let him go, carry on little guy.

>>532477661
Reddit post

>>532477661
>I hate killing Jeffs
I revel in it. In fact I make it my mission to focus on killing them only over and over, so that they learn what happens when you pick Jeff.

>>532477847
Now this is a reddit post

>>532477661
Remember this the next time you die to Jeff spray from across the entire point on domination and you realize pity is only for rational thinking beings and not evil sharks

>>532477661
there is a fat man behind that character
kill it on sight

>>532465426
Is he really powerful? What’s his thing anyway I’ve never seen it

>>532479235
Plot armor

is Sues movie skin out?

Sex with mother of two

>>532479453
And her 2 children.
Am i right or what?

>>532479876
DOOM says no

Married, mother of 2, and the sexiest woman in Marvel history.

I'm getting tired of Namor constantly posting.

>>532480082
Doom is a villain, you shouldn't listen to him.

>>532481254
Where the hell did this ship come from anyway? Is it just another case of "two conventionally attractive women so I must pair them together"?

>>532481332
oh you sweet summer child

>>532481332
Lesbians and wierdos like the idea of 2 attractive women, where one is the dominant one and the other submissive. That's it.

>play SG
>enemy team realizes this
>they switch to playing SG
why does this happen so often only for this character

The ego in this game among dps players is so weird. Compared to other hero shooters and MOBAs I've played, this game by far has the most amount of players that just refuse to play tank or support and would willingly int just to spite you for asking them to swap off dps. It must be like a Gen Z thing, because it's especially prevalent in this game.

>>532481657
Because she is the laxative of this game. A true team player, which is broken when you have 9 other wannabe solo carriers in your lobby

>>532481762
Supports only feel mildly impactful and most vanguards can't kill for shit and diving straight into the middle of the enemy team is obviously suicide.
Popping heads at least feels impactful. And at least pumping damage into the tank feels good for the end of match stat board (which shouldn't exist).
I doubt this is only a Gen Z or whatever thing either, I'm sure a good amount of players in Overwatch didn't initially want to play tank or support.

>>532481762
it really is this generation. these kids are all mentally ill and fucked up so they spaz out when met with confrontation.

>>532482027
Seeing the queue times for the DPS role, it hasn’t changed much for overwatch either

>>532481332
Luna is the posterchild female support (also very bratty personality wise)
Magik is an agressive tomboyish female diver (her job is to beat up supports) also futa-coded
The sexual tension attracts gooners like moths to a flame

>>532481254
>>532480913
>>532479453
I should jerk off, maybe

>>532482950
you should!

>pick Thor in qp
>Luna for whatever reason pocketed me
the power of Thorbull skin.. i kneel

>>532483332
nah, that's the power of WMAF

>>532483219
that's a very nice butt anon

>>532481762
Its not just this generation. Many games don't make playing tank or healer enjoyable. The flaw of the holy trinity design predates even millennials.

>>532482950
it's way late at night, do you really have anything better to do?

>>532483489
it is! you should cum for it!

>>532483587
well it does help me sleep... so I should probably

>Pick Emma
>Its' a horrible experience
Everytime

>>532483723
Just call everyone darling

>>532483723
if you are playing qp and the team is just running in every direction try mr fanny or mag or a dive tank
emma only shines during proper teamfights, her mobility and range is too restrictive otherwise

>>532479235
Comes from a race of hyper advanced super beings who are one of the most powerful civilizations in Sci-Fi. He himself is hyper self intelligent as well, roughly on par with if not surpassing most comic book geniuses. Travels around in a super advanced time traveling machine that is actually a sentient being that can perform all kind of neat reality warping tricks, but by the standards of his race is the equivalent of a broken down jallopy. Like all members of his occupation/race he can regenerate 13 times every time he’s mortally wounded and each time he regenerates he takes on a different appearance and personality. Carries around a special doohickey that can does all kinds of stuff like hack things for him, open any lock, etc. And like >>532479380 says, he actually does have in-universe plot armor as a part of his kit in a manner of speaking along with some other neat powers like being aware of time at all times, telepathy, a kind of precognition, etc.. In a straight fight he’s very solid by the standards of humans, just not quite by the standards of comic heroes. He’d definitely fit a plot type character better than a playable one. Problem is like I said you’d have to contrive a reason for why he’s letting it all this happen.

>>532483405
this so much this
>>532483723
it really is sad how far from grace she’s fallen.

>>532479453
I once had sex with 39 years old mother of 3, the pussy fellt like a waterslide.

>>532482152
>The sexual tension attracts gooners like moths to a flame
There is no such thing as "sexual tension" between two women, and if you believe otherwise, you're a troon and should join the 41%.

>>532481762
>Play dps
>Asked to change another role
>Alright fine
>Continue blaming me for losing the game
Lesson learnt. I will never swap off dps.

>>532484173
>the pussy fellt like a waterslide
Empty, hollow and large enough to fit a whole adult in it?
Might also have pee in the water?

>>532483920
need blue lipstick on my cock

>>532484654
Yes but also fun and really pleasant.

>>532484173
Any proof of this?

>>532484409
truth

>Missed the twitch emote
Hate fomo

This is fine

>>532485784
tanktroons will still say their characters are underpowered btw

The Teamup is Le Underwhelming
(Torch is the one who chooses where to drop you as he is anchor but unlike your actual charge you dont generate shields for getting dropped off like this + not CC immune)

>>532486221
Does it have an earthbound effect? That’s the only thing that matters

>>532486221
LAME
>>532485784
Give Strange the same treatment, more spells more utility more dark magic!

>>532486539
yes it does apply earthbound

>>532486539
yes.

>>532486905
Strange deserves to get a Wanda teamup for offensive spells and a Magik teamup for portal spells and an Adam teamup for quantum magic

>>532486905
>>532486917
So you can choose to cancel it and charge a haymaker or go for the earthbound effect? Sounds super useful, depending on who you are dropping on. No need to waste any abilities to get in on the backline either, giving you the opportunity to earthbound them yet again

>>532484409
>>532485397
You've never had sex, so you wouldn't even know

I HATE Reed

>>532487696
go back to the ocean

>>532487696
We know Hank

>>532446815
>bump Adam down a tier
>bump SW up one
>the Thor in-game has Thorforce so you could bump him up a tier
>Iron Man and Reed science hax doesn't really put them in World Killer, move them down some
>Magneto, Loki, and Storm should move up a tier
>Thing absolutely should at least be City Buster, at his best he can steal wins off Hulk

even then a lot of these can be very matchup dependent, like Magneto absolutely dumpsters half the cast when they aren't pulling the "muh not magnetic material" shit

>>532487505
Nobody is jealous of you getting fucked in the ass by trannies, anon.

>>532487350
Eh, if Thing kept momentum upon canceling it I'd say the Stone Haymaker would be a good option as well but he just falls straight down like a rock when you cancel.

>>532488395
You could maybe use a leap if you wanted to guarantee the stone haymaker to connect. But at that point it might be a waste of the team up

>>532488826
Makes it possible for Thing to approach from weird angles maybe?

Where are the Fantastic Four skins?

>wolverine doesn't get banned
>enemy team picks wolv + phoenix
>we lose because we don't have a wolverine player
great game

>>532489610
>>wolverine doesn't get banned
Why passive voice? You didn't ban Wolverine and had to play against a Wolverine, if he is that much of a problem ban him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck

>>532489610
Should've ban logan

>>532489875
>>532489917
how is it possible to be this retarded? you think i didn't try to ban wolverine?

>>532488826
I find it funny that once in the divebomb the thing has zero control over what he can do.
>yfw torch drops you off in a peni nest on the dracula map

>>532485396
pits

>>532489970
Clearly didn't try hard enough, as retarded as most teams are they are pretty chill if you ask for one ban. If your team was 100% to blame you would have told us about what went down in hero select in your blog post

>>532490184
right..

>>532490081
Thing players might learn that randomly throwing Wolverine and him dying is their fault

you can't control angle to throw ben?
It's so hard to aim

>3 tanks
>1 tank + dps hybrid
>1 dive dps
>1 aoe healer that heal from safety and far away position
3.5 divers constantly diving into your healers
1 rocket ult every minute
Despite being (technically) 5 melee team, we have incredible amount of mobility.
Nobody is even killing rocket.

How do you even win this in pub game?
This is Diamond 3 btw.
The team is very confused why this supposedly "throwing" team comp is winning so much.

>>532490081
>Say the thing, the thing
>No!

>>532490371
wow, could it be that tanks are actually just overpowered as fuck? no, of course not, they are weak and useless because the voices in my walls say so, I'm going to go beg for tank buffs on reddit again fellow tanksisters

>>532491134
gay sex

name a bigger bait and switch

Tired of celestial stomps. I'll make a reverse-smurf account and play so bad ill be in the bottom 1%.

>>532491134
why did they give thor a HUGE FUCKING BULGE

>>532445813
Do you ride dildos while playing?

>>532491707
probably because he is associated with fertility as well at least in actual norse mythology no idea if Marvel ever touched this aspect, lol

>>532490371
So this is the start of goats?

>>532491134
I have furiously masturbated and came to this skin many times.

>>532482027
Back when it only had Mercy, a gimped Lucio and a useless Zen, I'm sure most didn't like to play support in OW, but now that's a problem exclusive to tanks. Most supports in OW are DPSlites anyway.

>>532490371
starlord sold, if he swapped to squirrel girl none of this would happen

Why would I play Invis Woman when I can play Luna instead and do 100x more healing and damage?

>>532490371
>>532492812
Yeah SG is an easy pick, deal big damage to the tanks so Rocket can't keep up keep stunning and punishing them for being out of position you will always hit one of them and then demolish Rocket's ult in a few seconds so it barely even matters that you feed him ult charge

>>532493370
Sue is hotter
her anti-dive tools are better

>>532492812
>>532493427
I think magneto is a bigger mistake than starlord.
Who's projectile he gonna suck from to boost his ulti?
Who's projectile is he gonna block with his shield from?

>>532493370
>Why would I play X when I can play Luna instead and do 100x more healing and damage?
Perpetual question amongst strategist players.

>>532493370
>>532493834
can't have two lunas without tricks

Playing C&D is comfy.

>>532494621
bee bee sea

>>532494621
Is there a white guy black female combo in marvel?

>>532494794
>white guy black female combo
Logan x Storm
Doom x Storm
Thor x Storm
Cap x Storm

>>532494852
Storm, i kneel

>>532494621
untill BP or Psylocke is on the other team

>>532494794
In this game specifically or across all Marvel media?

>>532495456
All marvel media.
And hopefully someone that's actually a group, and not just 2 individual that fucked each others in a certain story like >>532494852

>>532494852
Damn. Storm a hoe.

>>532495609
she cant resist the BWC

>>532494852
My Queen, how can I learn this magic? (but for blonde women)

Reminder not to report smurfs.

Fuck the matchmaking don't let it fuck you.

Namor has personally confirmed that
Susan is top 1 hottest
Emma is top 2

New team-up's pretty fun

>>532495748
Why does he want a blond so much?

>>532495531
Wolverine and Storm were together for years. Not currently as far as I'm aware, but they were a thing. Misty Knight here has been in some kind of not-quite-married-yet situationship with Iron Fist (the white boy) for almost fifty years and going. And while her being an albino makes it not immediately apparent, Domino is African-American and her most frequently recurring love interest is a Russian strongman, and for some reason half her ex-boyfriends look like him in different wigs.

god i wish i was franklin

>>532496421
Is comic Domino as hot as the movie version?

>>532496528
Fntastic Foooooooooooooooooooooooour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLBsraKiL0

>>532496660
Obviously art and writing will always vary depending on the people involved and the title they're working on. She has a higher body count in the comics, I suppose.

>>532464459
He has canonically visited the main 616 marvel universe before so he's basically confirmed.

i am rape

>>532496528
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532496975
That sounds like a yes to me.

Just got the update with the new team up ability lul what..was there any other big change in this update?

>C&D mains becoming racist after dealing with BP mains
Whehehehe

>>532497950
dagger is an honorary nigga, she isn't racist

Am I the only one who thinks these First Step skins are ugly as fuck

>>532498302
No i also think they are terrible

>>532498302
yes

I need Mr Sinister as an healer.

marvelsisters.... what went so fucking wrong?

>>532481332
Magik is futa in Dark Child, simple as that

i wonder what they will do when they add Luna's actual boyfriend that is a chink in the game

Watching F4 movie today then buying this after cause Sue is such a hot pawg in it

>>532498970
that's a nice view ngl but you also have to play support for it

>>532498964
She doesn't actually have an actual boyfriend.

>>532481332
Trannies self inserting

>>532499871
actually?

>>532500054
Actually actually.

>>532498970
>double peace
just missing the ahegao

>>532498970
>>532499652
If the Herbie plush still covers her ass in this skin I won't be getting it

>>532499871
she does it's the former Awesome Hulk Amadeus Cho, she just can't be seen with him in public because of her K-pop contract

>>532496528
you'd get molested by Robert downey Jr's stunt double(s)

>>532499871
She does, but no one read her comic full of asian characters, it's hulk side kick that is fucking her

>>532498970
>>532499652
nice

>>532501252
what
I thought Cho was getting sloppy seconds with Silk

>>532501252
>no one read her comic
Case in point: if you had read the comic you'd know they never fucked or started dating.

>>532499874
They have ruined lesbianism

>>532498970
>watching disney movie in 2025
kill yourself tranny

>korean
>ugly as fuck
>cheat at everything
>tiny pp
any hero recommendation?

what the fuck is going on with these matches
WAAAAY too many people leaving every single game. I cant even play ranked because the match just terminates, and qp 5v6 is anti fun

wtf is wrong with you people

>>532503535
spider-man or bp

>>532503535
Spider man

>>532503552
they just want everyone to feel/be miserable like them, just report their asses so the ban gets longer with each time

this game is actually fun when you're not playing magneto lol

>>532503352
>he says in the disney video game general

>>532503535
Namor

>launch into game
>pick peni
>team picks 2 dps, luna and CnD
>sixth person picks adam
>adam: peni can you not go solo tank on offensive
>me: you can pick a tank if you want another
>adam: you picked a tank so you can play others

>>532503775
skill issue, I do so much damage with him and I save my supports from divers
I suck ass at using his ult, I whiff it every single time and im still very useful. sounds like your healers are shitters and playing any kind of tank wouldnt be fun, it happens

>>532499652
see this is tasteful, mogs the swimsuit summer skins

>>532502815
Why can't he be normal and use the door

>>532504006
ah you see, i meant the game is fun when you're not playing the most boring kit in the entire game (mag)
yes i can do good, and solo carry, but it isn't fun any other tank is leagues ahead funwise, especially thing with the teamups

>>532503775
I have fun when I play magneto

>>532503775
Magneto is the FAFO tank, you need to let them get close

>>532504596
I can't do things like Strange with primary melee cancels so Magneto is boring for me. However Emma also doesn't do it but she has a beam with continuous damage.
They should just let Magneto activate the meme sword when the he has that metal ring at 100% similar how thor has awakening.

>>532503775
You can tell you're popping off Magneto when they deploy the emergency Wolverine and more spammy shitty dps characters cause you shutdown one of their plays they wanted to post on Tiktok or whatever.

>>532503552
I got into a match where someones name was loseurelo or something like that. They instalocked bp, banned thing at 20% chance, died twice then left. Checked their history and they are definitely throwing.

>>532481657
>only for this character
>we've already forgotten counter bucky swapping
How far we've fallen

Magneto is (homo) superior tank at least since season 0 (no idea how it was in beta). coincidence? i think not!

>>532481657
They get killed by the no skill small risk character and want the dopamine

>what if Scarlet Witch but skill?

>>532505538
>those comments
takes one to know one

Please just replace mags primary with the swords.

>>532504029
Isn't that the case for most of the MCU skins? They mog the chinese originals?

>>532505909
looks like shit cuz flat textures

>>532505909
Why did half of your DPS roster get Thanos snapped

The lack of Storm in high ELO matches is by far the most puzzling thing to me.

She provides an 8% (20% enhanced) movement boost and a 10% (12% enhanced) damage boost. Which is already ridiculous in itself for promoting engages/disengages and confirming 1% kills.

Not only that, but bolt rush is fucking absurd if you dmg enhance -> (25% dmg boost) -> bolt rush -> a few basics. This combo destroys dive and flankers. This is what happens to a typical spider-man diving:

Damage Enhance (He takes damage from the e activation lightning strike) -> Bolt Rush (down to half hp) -> Basic Attack (Quarter) -> He either flees or dies here

She's untouchable by BP and Magik and she is one of the best for forcing sup ults. Her basic attack is large and goes through the first enemy it hits. She's rarely banned.

Storm is easily a top 3 DPS and yet nobody plays her.
t. 65% WR, GM3

>>532506762
Like, there is no reason for storm to have a 2.55% pick rate. Which puts her in the bottom 6 for pick rates (one below Scarlet Witch).

I don't even think her projectile is particularly hard to land. So what gives?

>>532506762
>>532507070
She is boring desu

>>532506762
she suffers the same problem as psylocke. highly effective but boring compared to other dps characters. bucky would be the same without his ult

>>532506762
I don't like Blacks

>>532507070
Give her a Halle Berry costume and I'll play her

>>532506762
she required extra poketing from support.
>250 hp
>no blue shields
>cant escape
torch or even IM 100 times better than her

>>532506762
Just give her the anime inspired skin and watch her pickrate soar.

Add Spider-Kek villains, you chink hacks

>>532506762
>picks hela
>plink plink
whoops ur dead

>>532506762
real talk, I need someone to explain how to play Storm. I just unlocked the Symbiote skin so I’m interested in trying her out but her lack of mobility and reliance on constant healer support kinda turns me off. Are her team-player advantages really that good?

>black guy yelling as soon as i get into the match
I already know I'm going to lose this match

>>532509735
How do you know he's black?

>ceiling bird chirping from teammates mic as soon as i get into the match
its over

>>532510404
When you are ready you don't need to check early life.

>>532498952
UHHHHH YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE FOR YOUR GAME TO HAVE THAT MANY PLAYERS IN 2025 CHUDDIE !11!!!!!1!! BE GRATEFUL

>>532510404
>fwack you nyukka

>>532498952
Rocket having no abilities.

>>532505854
her kit is closer to moon knight

>>532511949
Moon knight more like goon knight am I right reddit or am I right

>>532511696
Rocket being boring baptiste is a tragedy

>>532506857
Me on the right

>it's a "supports sit on their ults for most of the round and only use it when half the team already died in front of them" episode

I really was expecting better summer skins. There, I said it.

>>532513023
I like to keep my team on edge when i play support personally

>>532494621
If you’re a troon sure

>>532487505
>feeling this attacked
Didn’t have to expose yourself like this lil bro

>>532513307
Why is that always where your mind goes in response to every little thing?

eve would save this game

>S3 road to gold status?
Completed
>feels?
Good
>will play again?
Probably not.

>>532496421
>And while her being an albino makes it not immediately apparent, Domino is African-America
Source? She looks nothing like it >>532496660
Comic one is better no contest

>>532491707
>>532492332
Thor is a notable ladies man both in myth and Marble, of course they have to show off his BWC to reflect that

>>532513023
Supports ult sucks. I just want all 12 of us to enjoy the game with minimal supports ult as possible.

>>532513538
>the exact same body shape for the 9th time in a row will surely save the game this time

>>532503535
BP
>>532505854
Truth
>>532505909
Not always some of them look goofy

>>532498952
lol it shrunk back down that quickly? grim
>>532498964
>>532501117
>>532501252
then it’s a moot point because they’re not adding hulk but fucking asian lol

>tfw you know you have to hop on rivals
>tfw I know I'm gonna be forced to solo tank
>tfw I know I'm gonna be forced to play BORENETO
>tfw you know you're gonna have a bad time
>tfw you might derank and rank multiple times only to end where you started


FEELING ENGAGED?

>>532498952
damn, eomm looks like THAT?

I have an exchange token but I already have the outfits for the ones I play. Are they going to add more like they did with that hulk skin or are they leaving us with the lost and found skins

>>532513969
glad we're in the same page!

>>532513537
Why is it you think its only two people in this thread?

>>532506762
Not reading all of that but that’s a lovely Gura pic :)

>>532514439
FAGGOT!

Swapping heroes mid game is what makes hero shooters so unenjoyable. I'm the most skilled person in the lobby, 28-0 as iron fist, and then their whole team counters me by going hulk/namor and peni/rocket then their cloak invis switched to Loki. Actually fucking hilarious lmao. Fucking faggot fucks can't do anything vs a god so they weasel their way into a win. People like this need to be lynched

>>532507714
key word there being inspired

>>532508319
no gweilo you need more chinese character first white fox aero next you buy more china skin

>>532514262
Join the Practice Vs AI Nation, brother.

>>532514510
Hello faggot! Nice to meet you im anon :)

I just want Daredevil already.
>team wallhacks ult that gives him a buff like iron fister
>dodge and parry abilities
>passive that lets him see enemy footprints through walls
Shit would be cash

>wow I cant believe they're letting me play wolv it's actually over for them
>feeds his ass off
>stops speaking on mic after the first minute
cringe

>>532514843
His ultimate is going to be throwing a microwave

>>532514843
We don't need more dps retard

>>532514878
kino

>>532514843
He's going to be bland as shit but I at least hope they don't be retarded and give him the ability to throw his billy clubs for some ranged options

>>532515039
........so that guy is dead, right? The staunch devout Catholic boy just murdered a man with a kitchen appliance in that gif, yes?

Rocket? For pitjobs

>>532514843
>>532515039
great piss filter aesthetic. we need this in rivals

>>532515278
Correct.

>>532515528
uh what happened to psy's underwear?

>>532515238
He certainly has severe brain damage now. Daredevil explicitly says he's happy to put people in a coma and cripple them permanently, he just wont kill. Based and Catholic pilled.

>>532515556
Piss filter was a small price to pay for the kino fights the show gave

>>532515238
First few episodes of that show is weird with this stuff, he is supposed to have a no kill rule but it feels like he just has no kill powers where if he said somebody was alive they would just be alive after he clearly killed them. He drops them off buildings, throws microwaves at them and they even pay homage to American Psycho with him dropping a fire extinguisher down multiple flights of stairs straight onto some poor thugs head but then he will pause and look up in the air and like smell their heartbeat or some shit afterwards so that means they are retroactively ok.

>>532514262
I just hopped on moon knight, did 40k damage and enemy Iron Fist said I got carried by Psylocke because she had double my final hits not understanding how I enabled her by keeping their tanks and supports low for easy flank kills
I feel really engaged

>>532515791
>You wanna know how I got these scars?
>From Batman?
>From....Batman.......

>>532516745
It's amazing how many people in this game don't realize how they are only able to do what they do because they are being enabled by teammates. They really think they got all those kills on their own. No wonder these same people get mad when in their next game they go negative.

Your bi-hourly reminder that might Galactus is the ultimate chad and to resist him is the height of folly

why are bucky's bullets so fucking massive?

>>532517243
Cursed image

>>532517538
He needs it

>>532517243
This but doom

>>532517538
to incentivize him to fire into tanks and groups of enemies since he's a brawler

>>532517243
>I took my helmet off to laugh at you
Based Galactus

Mag is by far the tank that drops the most in power from pc to console. I love using him on pc but hitting a good player on console is so much more annoying

>>532463930
>made for Logan

We’re all gooning to Eskay’s most recent swimsuit pic

>Thing teaser video shows the air drop killing the training dummies
>actually that was a lie, it doesn't do ANY damage other than the earthbound ticks (10dps)
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>>532515278
For me? It's Venom.

>>532518834
Its Black Widow all over again.

>>532498571
It’s either that or DPS. Could be a hybrid of both. Doubt they’d do him justice either way honestly

>>532481332

>>532517538
devs favorite

>>532519098
I hate this faggot

>>532516012
What kino fights post them
>>532517538
Have you seen the size of his gun that thing is massive

>>532515707
>uh what happened to psy's underwear?
Its in my mouth

'gik

>>532518834
Holy shit. So they lied to us? Thingbros… why can’t we ever catch a fucking break from these yellow bastards…

>>532518764
peter works too if that’s more your speed

>>532519290
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B66feInucFY
Compare this to every other superhero show and movie having 10 gazillion jumpcuts w/cgi.

>>532519876
Psylocke belongs to Magik

>>532484065
>>532497080
That’s pretty cool I had no idea they crossed over already
Guess it makes sense since it’s apparently been for roughly as long as marvel

>>532520456
yuritroon copage she yearns for penis in her pussy magik can’t provide that

>>532520732
sai is combatsexual, she is too autistic for traditional sex

Dead game lol. Middle of summer but ranked q is longer than ever

>>532520732
>yuritroon copage
says the self-inserting faggot lmao
>>532520841
he gets it, all the "assassin" characters in this game are combatsexual

>>532520456
>>532519098
Shippers and gooners need to be hanged.

>>532517538
You know what they say about big bullets.

>>532520993
Natasha is definitely sexsexual, specifically with Bucky

https://files.catbox.moe/gps2fn.mp4

>>532520841
so then she shouldn’t be shipped with anyone
>>532520993
self inserters are still better than yuricucks

>>532520878
>4+ min queue for GM3
I swapped over to quickplay...

>>532521590
holy shit dude this is some terrible fucking quality
literally first day with SFM shit

>rocket doesn't throw beacon in spawn to give everyone shields
>throws his beacon in the open
>it gets shot down
>frontlining like an idiot
>dies
>says we're bad
I want to strangle support players to death till they die

>>532522029
Ranked resets are fucking retarded

>>532520878
normies play this game and they are out swimming and hiking and touching grass during the summer

>>532522183
Be glad these players don't suddenly feel like playing DPS

Magik taps that

>>532522380
not if they're kids' they're locked up inside frying their brains with this shit

>>532522581
Venom you mean

>>532513023
I cant help it, using Jeffs ult is a "Remove yourself from the game, thus getting your entire team killed." button 80% of the time. It's better NOT to use it.

I always pick Wanda regardless of comp

>>532522819
Apparently not. Even kids know better than to play this dogshit game by the looks of it

>>532522581
Her poor leg

>>532519098

https://files.catbox.moe/euacn1.jpg

Used to 24/7 Rocket but its hard to go back to him after learning Jeff. I never realized how boring Rocket is in comparison. The only thing Rocket feels better at is avoiding BPs combo cuz you can just shoot straight up, and having an ult that at least isn't absolute bottom tier.

>>532523627
hehehe it blue

>>532523468
Sex

>>532453243
>Her powers are too goofy
Meet the main character who is at the top of the Manga charts and way above any comics in the world with the exact same powers

>>532523168
>ult is a "Remove yourself from the game, thus getting your entire team killed." button
I have a friend who doesn't understand this with Jeff and Loki. He tries to hit the sick DPS LOKI ULT COPY 6K clips. Meanwhile the team is short a healer and he gets maybe one kill before getting obliterated with the rest of our team.
And then they bitch when I or another friendly Jeff doesn't use ult instantly whenever they get it. Apparently people cannot think a few seconds ahead.

Game sense is a blessing and a curse.

>>532518801
Post it

>>532524054
Stop

>>532524465
No, he's right.

>>532524530
Oh, my bad. In that case please continue.

>>532523468
There's so many spiderman characters i wouldn't be surprised if a whole year was just them

>Hulkamania is finally over
Good night, sweet prince.....

>>532524108
Because his personality fits it. Oh and he has an actual personality.

I've come to the haunting realization that tanks don't know what they are doing in plat. All they think they have to do is "muh walk forward pls heal". every tank walks like 50 meters pass the convoy(natural cover btw!) they don't actually understand that they need to create space for the convoy and the rest of the team behind the convoy, not ahead of it. I'm a DPS/support player but may make the switch to tank because I just got demoted to plat 3 cuz of nonstop tank diffs.(tanks on both teams were 'muh walk forward' so it just came down to who had better diving on the backline

>>532524798
Goodnight, Brother...

>>532524268
If Jeff's ult description was fully accurate and said "Halve your teams healing for 20-30 seconds. After 30 seconds, there is a 50% chance to kill 1 enemy hero." nobody would use it. Because that's basically what it does.

ME WALK FORWARD
ME TAKE SPACE
ME GET HEALS
ME WIN GAME
SIMPLE AS

>>532515556
>piss filter
This one was the Matrix filter, zoomer

>>532525089
kek its true

>check on the funny tracker.gg stat site someones interesting name
>notice there are profile views
>they have a whole 1 view
>check mine
>60
bwo, who's stalking me, I'm only in gold playing casually

>>532524884
If you play at the convoy instead of ahead of it then its not moving. You have to keep pushing the enemy back slowly until you can get a pick then route them. Defence should never be able to dig in.

>>532524108
Luffy doesn't have the same powers, Kamala draws from multiversal mass and does some other whacky shit

Ooooohh I'm climbing

>want to get luna's gooner skin
>don't really like playing her
I don't like any of the hot women's kits...my favorite characters to play are rocket and ultron. As a gooner this is devastating.

>>532525662
if you ever post your information in this thread you will have a polish BBC addict keeping track of you from now on

>>532525102
ME WALK FORWARD
ME TAKE SPACE
ME GET NO HEALS
ME LOSE GAME
SIMPLE AS

I'm hulking out, climbing up, just to throw it away. I'm hulking ouuuuttt

>>532526041
very specific, I know someone like that

What character being added would make the player count reach an all-time high?

>>532526295
There is only so many people on /vg/ and a few of the threads share company. Over time the schizo pattern tracking takes over and you can't help but see it.

>>532526008
spiderman but he is already in

>>532526448
ikr fairy

>>532526398
Thanos

>>532526532
meant for
>>532526398

>>532524884
>>532525721
>>532526120
You got to know when to hold W and when not to.
>Both teams full strength?
Hide behind payload. Do not overextend
>My team gets a pick off? My punisher starts ulting?
Balls to the wall, explosive violence. Press your advantage until you die.

Simple as

>>532526398
DOOM, a big X Men drop like Gambit/Rogue, or Spider-Man sinister six, they will mine Spider-Man like Sony on crack-cocaine

>>532526398
Captain Marvel

>>532526398
Nothing. But I assure you every time they add a new male someone will say "OH IF ONLY IT WAS JENNIFER KALE WE WOULD HIT A NEW HIGH BECAUSE SHE HAS BOOBS."

>>532526875
Where was the all time high for her second movie

>>532526730
So long as you are in range of heals aren't at risk of being dragged off you should be ahead. Your healers can be beind cover then. It also lets any divers have full access to the backline, since when the defence is moving back and forth its harder to peel. Just my philosophy and it works well for me. Ok defence ill play at the point most of the time.

https://youtu.be/h45Sr1kafGU?feature=shared
Skip around to 4 minutes to watch the F4 cast play rivals

>>532498952
People are dropping this engagement slop, they are sick of the matchmaking.
Two out of three matches are not real matches.

>>532527115
The problem with being in front of the payload means you risk line of sighting yourself from your own healers while taking full damage from the enemy team because of how exposed you are. This mentality is why players only think shield tanks are usable.

my friends get pissy when I play marvel rivals cause they want to play COD or Helldivers

>>532526398
Nude skins for all characters

>>532527546
>COD
I don't get it, like buying a madden or NBA game in this day, just the same shit over and over.

>>532526730
Whats usually happening is theres a diver that takes my teams full attention away.

>>532498952
>No one is playing at 3am Amerilard time
Its over.

>>532527172
>these are my ranked teammates

>>532527494
Yes, this requires constant awareness and ideally comms from your healers and the other tank. My prefered method is switching off with the other tank every few seconds so we can charge our abilities. Its not exactly easy to play but it will collapse the defence almost every time. If there is a wolverine, emma, or groot on defence though then its not a good play even with good comms because of the ability to move and isloate. Otherwise it works probably 70%-80% for me

>>532527546
Helldivers is too anal about some fictitious PVE balance to be fun.

>>532527908
Coming from fighting games these numbers are great

>>532527846
Yeah I just dont the fascination. They play it nearly every night for ~5 hours. I tried forcing myself to play it but I get so bored

https://x.com/screentime/status/1948414228987097209

>>532527172
They're so bad but I want all the actors to play their characters. It'd be cool to see the civil war cast play against each other

>>532527494
On top of the fact that every game will have at least one diver so if you're ahead of the payload that makes peeling almost impossible and if your healers are being dove then they won't be healing you and all that damage your soaking up in front of the payload will end up killing you. A lot of anons here are telling on themselves that they are trash

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45Sr1kafGU

>>532528562
COD is designed for lower life forms. Its not for you.

>>532469118
he's so dreamy

>>532528929
soul or soulless?

I only play hot female characters

big trvth nvke
Rivals is THE best piece of any Marvel media (movies, games, shows) since at least Infinity War, if not TWS
Like the F4 in this game >> any other F4, including the latest movie and the cartoons as well

>>532527172
>immediate "This is all moving very fast!" from mexican boomer
>their reaction to Malice skin
>torch actor not paying attention and suddenly asking "whats this game?"
Jesus christ this is something

Wait I kept watching
>venessa's weirdly sexual "This is very compelling" when Mr F punches
>young torch actor instinctual strafing instantly because he's clearly played games before
>mexican asking what game it is ten minutes in
That was actually entertaining. Also the fact she doesnt even put them in a practice vs AI but throws them in a real match (its not bots theyre real KEK match ID is 30968110867)

https://tracker.gg/marvel-rivals/matches/5168305_1752630307_1235098_11001_33

I play capt to punch women exclusively

>>532529345
Based anon with a working dick

>>532529345
All the fun kits are males though unfortunately.

>>532529631
Untrue

I only play characters that I think are fun

>>532529345
Normally Im like this, but Cap is just too fun

>>532529428
>They left the game after dealing 180 damage per minute
LMAO

>>532529725
The only fun female strategist is cloak and dagger but then you have to play as a nigger and a coalburner.

>>532530092
>The only fun female strategist is cloak and dagger
meds

I only play characters that I think are hot

>>532530189
this there is no fun strategist

Soon

>>532529631
This is true.

>>532530314
When some gorilla faggot jumps at me as IW and I blast them backwards it feels good.
Other than that, correct.

>>532530189
Who do you find fun? invis woman? Maybe if they would give her a grace period on her invis not instantly breaking the nano second after it activates.

>>532529631
This except the opposite. Squirrel Girl stole the brainless "aim in their general direction" style I wanted.

Squirrel Girl? More like Squirt Girl, lmao

SG is at least A tier in most ranks

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45Sr1kafGU&t=280s
>tfw they discover Sue's Malice skin
lmao

which girl has the biggest braps

Sues default and movie skins are both hotter than Malice desu

>>532531135
WRONG

>woman on team
>immediately avoid them after the game
it's just that simple to avoid stackfags boosting their waifu

>>532531135
incorrect

>>532531535
Cant you only have like 3 people avoided at a time

>>532531717
Source?

>>532531092
Peni

>>532531717
Yea, but I only avoid if they speak on mic. They are extremely fucking annoying and don't know when to keep quiet.

>>532531535
>woman in game
>Starts bitching on mic because she doesn't like my hero pick
I don't see how anyone can tolerate nagging from random women. Especially ones they aren't having sex with.

>>532531717
yea but that's like ten percent of the player base

>>532531792
When you try to avoid a fourth it pop ups and says itll replace another person on the 3 person list. They also get removed after 3 days apparently.

>>532531905
Heh

>>532531880
Men are superior in every way