Frosty Edition

>News
New Team-Up Ability: First Steps: https://x.com/i/status/1947710733904724396

Summer Special Event: https://x.com/i/status/1945166473913360598

Version 20250717 Balance Post and Patch Notes:
https://x.com/i/status/1945211837542244631
https://x.com/status/1945196671186690179

Phoenix Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3: The Abyss Awakens Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/kIhLPAWKKsg

Klyntar: Celestial Husk Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss

Season 3 Battle Pass: Power of the Phoenix: https://youtu.be/_10PvHHJuKI

Season 3.0 Road Map: https://x.com/i/status/1943324331376849338

Dev Vision Vol. 07: https://youtu.be/J0_hbNp251M

>Skins
The Fantastic Four's First Steps skins: https://x.com/i/status/1947695635916067128

Psylocke's Breezy Butterfly and Loki's Robe of Relaxation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1944792781093839289

FREE Symbiote Storm skin event: https://x.com/i/status/1942692668947194047

Captain America's Captain Klyntar and Spider-Man's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1939760854670746106

Thor's Majestic Raiment and Punisher's Daredevil: Born Again skins: https://x.com/i/status/1937527233532379555

Iron Fist’s Binary Fist and Moon Knight’s Phoenix Knight skins: https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566

Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843

Wolverine’s Weapon X and Jeff's Sunshine Land Shark skins: https://x.com/i/status/1929583882556326074

Ultron's X-Tron and Groot's Yggroot skins: https://x.com/i/status/1926035478089736547

Scarlet Witch’s Immortal Sovereign and Adam Warlock’s Immortal Avatar skins: https://x.com/i/status/1924482716243791974

>Links
Hero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/
Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/
Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.com
Mobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivals
FANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/

Previously on /mrg/: >>532541127

God of Sex

Thor is very balanced and good.
The only problem is his ult being garbage.
People who say otherwise is just too stupid to play thor.

her

Bucky.

Yes I play Magneto, how could you tell?

Gooning to Venom

They need to find a replacement for rank resets.
It's two weeks into the season, and the matches are still comically unbalanced because people haven't climbed back to their true ranks. That's already halfway into the first season, we're two weeks away from Blade.
It was already bad with previous seasons that had longer runtimes and higher player counts, but now less people are playing ranked on average compared to previous seasons, which means a more fragmented distribution of ranks, further leading to poor matchmaking and severely imbalanced games.
This is only exacerbated by fact that MORE ranked resets will lead to MORE people not wanting to play ranked cause of imbalanced matches, leading to MORE imbalanced matches due to a lower playercount, creating a cycle that feeds on itself.
The long-term effects of more frequent rank resets due to shorter seasons will permanently fuck ranked beyond belief. It'll become even moreso unplayable than it currently is.

I say this as someone who's holding their own relatively well in current GM lobbies, which is essentially equivalent to Eternity at the moment. It's like 300 times worse in the shitlow metal ranks because the majority of casuals can't get rank reset below bronze, so a higher portion of players are all sandwiched in there with much higher skill variance than my lobbies, on average.

What the fuck is netease doing?

>>532624584
Ok, what do you propose us to do?
If the rank doesn't reset, there's nothing for the players to grind for.

>>532623818
Thor is barely a vanguard, he's spiderman/jeff tier in high elo. He needs more survivability and we're golden.

>>532624764
If people need something to grind past their personal rank then once again just have Rivals copy overwatch and introduce comp points to buy some cosmetic. Get some for every match played and a bonus at the end of a season.

>>532624764
Just do it like counter strikes faceit elo system, have a global leaderboard and country leaderboard, maybe some tournaments or cash incentive, and people will try to climb the ranked charts elo to be number one.

>>532624764
Maybe introduce something to grind for that doesn't completely fuck over the average match balance and thus, player willingness to play?
I have multiple metal rank friends who haven't touched ranked because they're still traumatized from getting shit on by smurfs and former GM/Celestials. Doesn't seem like a very effective way of keeping players "grinding" to me.

>>532625262
forgot to add, on faceit they don't reset your elo, it's permanent

>>532624764
I'd take placement matches. I'd take a different form of rank decay like losing 100 rank points every Sunday. I'd take rewards for ranked participation like 20 blue currency per match limit 5 per week. I'd take pretty much anything other than what we have now.

Made for rimming

nobody here likes bad bitches, right?

>>532624928
>in high elo
>oh no, thor is viable in 99% of the playerbase, except for this top 1% of games
I don't care.
I'm never gonna be eternity anyway.

>>532626129
Some people can't be picky.

>6 win streaks
>And the game immediately throw me into a shit team that gets absolutely destroyed by a single BP
Alright, Time to sign off for 24 hours.
Fuck EOMM.

>>532626378
pls activate windows!

>>532626453
No, I'm not gonna pay for a shitty windows.
Bring back XP and I would pay even if it's $500 for each PC.

>>532626378
>hehehe, i should have an unbroken 50+ winstreak because i am so good!
>what's that? i get carried in many of those matches?
>what's that? i'm actually not that good and can't carry matches I play in?
>noooooo, i lost once???? fucking shit game, i'm sooo mad and time to blame the meme eomm the cool kids love to throw around as an excuse!

>>532626182
You have a point, the game doesn't cater to the high ranks. We probably won't ever see Thor buffs.
Bleak

>>532626512
pay for what nigga its free just google massgrave or go to /g/ and look for the windows thread

>>532627038
Uhm... are you black? Because... I don't think you can say that word...

>Change his face model
>don't do anything about the clipping

>>532627478
pls understand

>>532626768
>One sided stomp is completely fine
>Your team being too retarded to play is ok
>You know, if you f-flip a lot of coins...
ok, shill.

yeah i'm not swapping to healer for the cry babies in this game anymore, it's just not fun or rewarding
time to be ONLY vanguard, i don't care if we got one or no healer it's so shitty to play

Should I learn Enma to climb out of Bronze. I cannot tard wrangle as Magneto

>>532628089
squirrel girl

>>532627221
Relax buddy my cat is black it’s cool

>>532627478
> clipping autist
Just accept it and move on

>>532628089
>Bronze
You are too retarded for the game.
Nothing you play will help.

>>532628089
>to climb out of Bronze
plug in your mouse and keyboard, bro

>>532623718 (OP)
Making new mutants with the White Queen.

Pls God remove the forced bot matches chance on QP losses.
>Join QP
>It's a fill-in for losing team on overtime
>Lose
>Get a bot match after

Rimming Rocket

>>532629321
>repeat

>>532629321
That's why I exclusively play ranked. Don't care about climbing, just hate that they give you bot matches and I refuse to play them

ALWAYS report smurfags

>voice chat OFF
>team chat OFF
>match chat OFF
yep it's time to que

>>532629480
Ranked is pure cancer.

>>532629858
pussy

>>532629885
>Ranked is pure cancer.
Nah.
QP is cancer.
>Nobody wanna fill
>Nobody play for win
>Nobody give a shit
>One sided stomp
>forced AI match

>>532629824
By reporting smurfbros you support the chink matchmaking.

>>532630083
Everything besides the forced AI match applies to ranked. Only difference being the celestial and gm's play even harder there and you gotta tard wrangle the rage quitter kids.

The recolours / vfx on the Luna / Psylocke bikinis do not expire right?

I can buy em whenever I want?

>>532624584
Got to plat 3 and I'm not touching ranked until next season. God it was miserable.

>>532629858
>>voice chat OFF
>>team chat OFF
>>match chat OFF
the only way to play

>>532627478
don't look at phoenix emma and the "to me my x-men!" emote

>>532630632
>instalock: BP

>>532629885
My balls have cancer

>>532627478
Wow the movie skins look like absolute dogshit. I guess they kinda cleaned up Invisible Woman's face as she is actually attractive unlike the movie shetroll.

favorite white woman ass?

>>532631394
Post Black Widow snow skin ass desu.
That's my fave. Unfortunately Widow is dogshit.

>>532627686
>>One sided stomp is completely fine
You seem to think it's fine when you're the winning team, no complaints from you in those matches.

>Your team being too retarded to play is ok
When you play like shit, do dumb shit and fail is obviously fine. Of course, you think you never fuck up and do dumb shit.

Make more excuses for sucking while trying to cope.

>>532628809
>>532629009
You niggers cannot comprehend the amount of morons I get on my team. I forget though that I'm on the internet so I should be able to 1v6 the enemy in every engagement or I "deserve" to be in Bronze. Like you niggers literally l8ve in a fantasy world where every Bronze player is a lobotomized console tier player instead of the shitshow it is every season. I've seen at least three people this season with the Grandmaster flair on their player card. Which I assume means they haven't played in a Season or two. And of course they're always on the opposing team.

>>532632870
>I forget though that I'm on the internet so I should be able to 1v6 the enemy in every engagement

If you don't understand how to maximize match impact and think it's some 1v6 engagement, you indeed deserve to be in bronze.

>>532632870
Bronze is braindead easy

>>532632094
>You seem to think it's fine
Stopped reading there.
You seems to forget that I'm the one that support EOMM exists, and you don't.
EOMM gives me a win streaks, and then a losing team.
While you're the retard that thinks EOMM doesn't exist.

>>532632870
Anon, when I matched up with my bronze friend I played Punisher and dominated every single match because I was so much better than everyone there at aiming, positioning, awareness and decisionmaking.
I then did the same with another friend on Mr Fantastic.
Bronze is by far the easiest place to solo carry if you're actually good.

>>532632870
Dude, you're bad at the game and it's ok.
Not everybody can be as good as me.
Just stay bronze and stay mad.

>>532633282
>Stopped reading there.
Of course you did, since you think it's ok when you get to stomp the enemy but not when you get stomped. You're a literal child.

>EOMM gives me a win streaks, and then a losing team.
Funny, so you're basically saying you're a giga shitter that gets handed free wins, because otherwise you wouldn't be able to win.

>Rank up game (again)
>Teammate tries to target ban our own teammate for no reason
>Mfw I already know I'm going to lose this match
>The guy who tried to targetban locks in scarlet witch
>We have no tank, I switch to tank
>We have no support so I go support
>We're barely winning as I'm forced to solo heal for 5 DPS
>Forced to play rocket since I'm getting dived on constantly by Black panther and Venom
>Can't ult cause they have phoenix who is saving ult for me
>Ask DPS to fucking kill her in chat, their fucking job while I'm still solo healing
>Scarlet witch dps player is black
>"Ayuo mane what do you meeen kill her, you'r rocket she is coyuntering you nigga"
>Mute him, Lock in DPS
>We lose round, final round
>No one switches STILL
>Practice my DPS, deny surrender and watch youtube videos on the side
>Lose only 18 SR
>Log off

These are suppose to be Celestial players in Diamond. Maybe it didn't matter, because I tend to lose my games when I have a literal nigger on my team. All jokes aside, I don't even like being racist but this shit is hard to ignore. Very close to uninstalling this game.

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

>>532633736
Never solo tank
Never solo support
Just go DPS in either of those situations

>>532633780
this skin drained my balls in the store preview alone
i wanna get it so i can make coomers bricked up in my matches

>>532634067
I learned my lesson. That's what I get for being retarded and trying to fill.

>>532634128
why do you want to make men hard?

>>532634312
I suffered similarly anon.
Now I always go DPS if I feel like my team will lose. It's so much more fun to lose as DPS instead of feeling helpless as Tank or Support.

>>532634427
I get it now.
The worse part about that game, was that the enemy team wasn't even good. But they had enough sense to attack me since I was the only healer on the team. I'm just going to lock in DPS from now on, since this game caters so hard to them. I've already started doing it when my team refuses to ban Wolverine and they expect me to solo-tank. Literally happened yesterday. You can usually tell how the game will go in the ban phase. I've just started telling them, I refuse to solo-tank because you didn't ban wolv. Worse when they leave Phoenix unbanned too. Nah, fuck that.

>>532634895
Imo just don't say anything and just don't solo tank/support. In most cases talking isn't worth it.

>>532634348
because i love cocks and draining semen from them and this is the best i can do in this game

>>532633780
post feet

>>532635316
based luna main

>>532635108
>In most cases talking isn't worth it.
can't really argue with this. Even if you tell them to kill themselves (which they should) They will just do the same shit in the next game anyway.

>>532634895
I've had so many 0-5-1 games I'm used to it already. One favorite tactic of mine to amuse myself is to single out one or two duelists and never heal them even if they are critical in front of me.

>>532635316
Are all lunas like this? I'm afraid to ask ingame.

>>532635652
every single one

>>532635492
>One favorite tactic of mine to amuse myself is to single out one or two duelists and never heal them even if they are critical in front of me.

I'm actually going to start doing this now. Damn, that's a good idea. I can only imagine the amount of seethe you've caused already.

>>532635741
You can even double dip by saying "im alone man gotta focus on the better dps"

>>532635316
>>532633780
Should I put on my pantyhose or stockings while playing Luna?

>>532632870
Bronze is a different game, and it requires you to play differently. You can't play some braindead support like rocket & expect to climb you've gotta carry 5 retards with you.
So lock in a hero that's broken, or farms low ranks

>>532635878
I'm going to also say, I don't heal Muties. Or Wakandans. This is going to be fun. I wish I thought of that earlier. If we're going to lose anyway, might as well make it fun.

>>532629106
Hi Tony
>>532635316
What caused you to be so gay

>>532636826
>Hi Tony
I suspect he shoots blanks. I mean considering how much he's fucked around you'd think he would have made a few brats, but nope.

>>532623885
nnnnNice booty, Sai-anon

>>532633780
Hey, look at that, a perfect replacement for the Katiefag.
RIP in peace, Chuck Mangione

>>532638435
why do you hate the buckyposter

>have an unironic 4channer on my team
>he rages at the woman on the team and starts throwing when she wont give him attention
waste of biomass, I hope you're here. faggot fuck you have a pathetic wretched existence

>>532632870
If you can't carry games on tank in bronze you are never getting out of bronze. Just go Thor and rape the enemy backline all match.

Sex with animagik

>>532638791
Because making the AGPfag be Bill is funnier?

>voice chat OFF
>team chat OFF
>match chat OFF
yep its time to Jeff it

Soon

>>532628089
>tard-wrangle
>Magneto
Holy shit you are stupid, no wonder you're stuck in Bronze. Magneto is THE MOST PASSIVE tank in the game. He literally does not make plays of his own, he just passively moves forward and makes space for his team. Play a tank who can actually force plays you retard.

Is it gay if I'd fuck Ultron? He's not, like, really a dude. Just a (shapely) robot

>>532639820
>didnt realize mic chat is off by default
>thought for first few weeks I just got teams that never talked

>>532640103
Don't date robots, anon

NetEase is afraid to release peni skins because then the rest of the playerbase will realize how powerful and loaded peniphiles are

>>532640676
This but Bucky skins

>>532640676
>peniphiles
Might wanna workshop that name a bit more, champ

>>532623718 (OP)

>>532641224
And then they fought normally and non-sexually and nothing x-rated happened!

What's a good average accuracy for black widow before you can leave the practice range and vs ai games without being a total deadweight?

just came back after like 3 months wtf did they do to psylocke

>>532638792
How do you know he was a channer

>>532641398
Irrelevant what the % rate is.
What matters is that a majority of your shots should hit and be headshots, because that's all the hero has to contribute with since the rest of the kit is shit.
You then haveto focus on securing kills on about half health or lower enemies or put pressure on the enemy vanguards with repeated headshots.
She also work better if the enemy doesn't have strong burst healers like Loki, Luna or Invis.

Deadweight BW are ones that miss too much, pretty much never land headshots, never focus the right targets, rarely secure kills and never even touch objectives. The ones that stand a mile away from objectives, contribute basically nothing and then call everyone else shit because the BW's KDA 'looks' good.

>>532641224
Cringe. Her expressions are so corny

>>532641763
>he doesn't announce his main board and most recent ban length in VC at the start of every game
NGMI

>>532629858
>waiting for Luna to ult first. Die.
>"I told Mantis to ult first"
Why do people assume I hear them?

>>532641398
Shit BW vs God BW is not even about accuracy. It's about
>Shoot squishies, not tanks
>Look at enemies that your teammates are also looking at
>Position yourself to not die
>Figure out how to respond to enemies getting close
You can get hardstuck bronze with 70% accuracy and you can climb to Celestial with like 40%.

>>532640103
I want Ultron to fuck me and make me his human sex slave while he berates me for being a feeble weak fleshbag

>>532642349
It's a team game

'gik

>>532642774
Yeah so if you ask someone to do something you should wait for an acknowledgement instead of assooming your commands are bring following.

>>532642467
Golly

Holy shit, finally got the Black Panther achievement.
I've been stuck at 39/40 for ages. I swear to God that map never shows up for me

>>532641224
Is there any Hulk ass in whatever this garbage is

>>532643943
Imagine rimming Hulk while fondling his big green balls with your hands

>>532644116

>haven't played since emma released
There has been absolutely nothing exciting added to the game since. Not heroes, not modes, not events, not season passes. Nothing.

Her.

>>532644650
so whatcha doing instead

>>532644864
goon

>>532640937
Why?

>>532644610
>finding your wife's onlyfans account

He deserves new teamups

NetEase, hire this man

>>532644610
Pedro finna have anxiety attack and grope women

Peni Parker owes me sex.

https://files.catbox.moe/8ahvzv.jpeg

Bucky but with a pussy.
Luna but with a cock.
Peni can have a cock too I guess

white women don't like niggers, especially russian women.

>>532646689
Please go through the whole cast and list the genitals you think they should have. Thanks.

>>532646823
Illyana loves them thoubeit

>>532624764
>us to do?
nihao norming, guanguang
more women in tight suits pls, sirs

>>532645658
Maybe he can have one with star lord where he makes about 3 of those magical disks for him to jump on like in infinity war. Maybe he has infinite ammo while doing so or after an animation of him jumping plays he throws a grenade with a big blast on the ground

>>532647052
>pussy
Bucky, Peter, Iron Fist, Loki, Star Lord, Adam, Jeff, cap, Johnny, Eddie(he grows a cock when venom covers him), Mag if you like old man sex
>cock
Emma, Hela, Widow, wanda, Magik, Storm, Jean(but only on phoenix)
>small cock
Peni, Luna, Mantis

Ilyana hates niggers too.
>inb4 darkchyld
she's referring to her demon form, not having a nigger baby, stupid poojeet.

>>532648679
All the dark men she invites over beg to differ

>>532648640
>mag pussy
chat let him cook

>>532645238
God she needs my babies

>>532649004
how big is his clit

this is my first time playing this season and i have had a disconnecting player on one of the teams in like half the matches i've played, what's going on

i also disconnected once myself due to crash but i reconnected and still got ace lol

>>532646823
>>532648679
This so much
This

god its gonna be a dull two weeks waiting for Blade to finally show up
even if i care naught for another DPS at least maybe there will be a cool balance patch to counter the Phoenix patch being such a nothingburger

Anyone got any pure chaos ults being canceled? Those are my favorite

>>532645238

Gay sex with Venom, Venom giving me a pecjob, Venom giving me a pitjob, rimming Venom, worshipping Venom, Iove Venom! Porn got blocked I'm suffering

>>532649175
The size is proportionate to Xavier's proximity to him
>>532649803
I got a cancel with hulk and squirrel but I didn't save them

>>532649803
Strange keeps solo ulting my Wanda ults. Fucking faggot. I still won the game

>>532648690
those are two different psys but cute

>>532650204
What's your favorite part she gets cut off at?

>>532650180
>bong
KWAB

>>532650461
Cute penis!!!!!!!

>Left-Click, Left-Click, Right-Click ,Left-Click, Left-Click, Shield, Left-Click, Left-Click, Right-click, Bubble, ULT , Left-Click, Left-Click, Right-Click

I FUCKING HATE PLAYING MAGNETO EVERY FUCKING GAME
KILL ME

>>532650180
>Not having saved all your smut
Gotta plan ahead

>>532651019
Then don't.
>b..but my elo
>but but solo tank
Who cares play what you want. If your team really cared about winning and the team themselves they'd fill. They only care about team comps when its time to blame someone

>>532651019
He's (homo) superior tank though

>>532650180
Nigga use a VPN and also >>532651221
But that aside, yeah I need to bust on venom cheeks agreed

>>532651019
Strange and Emma work in most situations where you'd want Magneto, the main exception is against some 3dps ranged comp that shits out tons of damage

Illyana will NEVER EVER EVER fuck blacks
Cope and seethe JEW

>>532651329
>They only care about team comps when its time to blame someone

How do I play Thor?

Slavs love brown/black cocks

>>532651746
you smash things with hammer and use his awakening shit

>>532650554
Yes Peni does have one of those

>>532651746
spam awakening on the front line
spam dash when brawling or chasing supports
don't overextend, you are very squishy

>>532651746
Like a fat slow dps. Imagine you only have 300 health because realistically that's all you got.

>>532651221
>>532651432
But I already have a very extensive goon folder of Venom saved, it doesn't make it any less retarded I'm forced to resort to VPNs when I go searching for new material.. a real pain in the arse.

Iwang a shield based strategist. Instead of healing, it's damage negation which also denies enemy ult charge

>>532652989
Look at the bright side at least you can still post here. Have they blocked red boards over there?

>>532652989
Im sorry for your pain. I wish it was India instead

Are the credits you get from the event for that Symbiote Storm skin gone? I was suffering from a sinus infection these last 2 weeks to focus on gaming.

The game won't survive much longer without him.

>>532653281
The people yearn for Brig

I love ass, both male and female

>>532651019
Why do you impose these restrictions on yourself and then cry about it? You have 9 other vanguards you can play.

>>532653719
Logan....

>>532651019
Worth it just for his ult

>>532653840
Ultimate Logan hopefully

>>532653307
They remain unblocked for now, but who knows, some sites were still unblock this morning but more die over time.
>>532653526
I'll survive, they won't stop me from gooning to Venom, they won't silence me from telling the world. They can slow me down but I won't ever be stopped.

>>532653803
none of those tanks in that picture are good solo-tanks.

>>532651746
>Awaken only shot back line,
>M1 right click. E combo
>awaken again
>only dive whoever solo
there is a trick that you push tank toward your team, if they play a bit cocky and ignore you but not often work

>anon, please pick magneto or strange!
>anon, please pick luna, dagger or invis woman!

Psy's comfort woman

>>532654329
what do you mean by this?

>>532653589
We're not doing Nazis.

>>532654467
It's just a tranny self insert post don't pay it any attention

>>532654467
The japs kept korean women as their onaholes during ww2

>>532654174
I want to argue with you but I can't because no one lets me solo tank unless its QP.

>>532654538
It's not cool to do Nazi villains anymore since neo Nazis are mainstream in countries that fought them now.
Funny how stuff works out in the end.

I WILL be spamming Cherik yaoi when Xavier is released and you WILL enjoy it

>>532654885
Weird, I have solo-tank constantly in Comp.
Guess everyone experience is different. FEELING ENGAGED?

>>532655049
Ok

>>532655049
Charles is old news

>>532653550
Someone answer me?

>>532655118
I actually am feeling engaged. Praise Jingping.

>>532654538
Oh we're so doing Nazis, my friend

>>532655195
I saw something else from this artist. Kind of kino, I dig it.

>>532655364
>Praise Jingping.
um, BASED?

>>532655584
What was it

still can’t hit reliably with hulk’s exile bros
i’m so fucking shit

>>532651019
I hate the sound/visual effects of his attacks. Feels like shit.

>>532655595
This is what psylocke players look like

>>532656043
It's true. It would explain all the dumb gooners

>>532655870
>Can't see past hulk's shoulders which messes up my aim

>>532651019
I mostly play Vanguard and Strategist and I have played Magento or Strange like 5 times combined total.
They're both boring as shit to play and feel like garbage to play. Like Magneto's M1 and M2 is about as satisfying to use as listening to your harddrive die.

>>532655628
Just more old man yaoi. Their twitter is @serpentbun theres a few more on there

luna's tranny color skin turns her into a brownie
tempting

>>532656665
I love old men
Need a sexy strange skin already

I am approaching the limits of my ability to climb. Playing with last seasons celestials rn.

>>532658409
>Playing with former Eternity players in GM1
>Eternity is still 400 points away.
Its gonna be a long grind

support is such a braindead role i made an alt to play loki and you can legit hardcarry so easily by just not inting to bp

>>532652028
no she has a tight nip cunny i’ve seen it >>532654538
hive is literally already confirmed you incredible offended retard

>>532659384
>If I swap to a character that works against a specific character, I win.

They're doing a new comic thing starting next week. Idk whatever

>>532659661
sups work against every character though

>>532659760
Gee Blade why do you get TWO swords

>>532659901
STAB TWO VAMPIRES ONCE
STAB ONE VAMPIRE TWICE

Blade looking like zolo on the right

>>532660449
#4 is peak.

>>532660449
Once again literally every concept is better than the one they went with. Bizarre.

>>532659484
Hive is a eldritch monstrosity it isn't remotely the same compared to adding someone that is an actual nazi

>>532657387
>turns her into a brownie
source?

>>532659901
Levi

More Blade art and his moveset. Character trailer will be on Wednesday.

>>532661375
Vanguard cope in shambles

>>532660721
he’s literally the embodiment of hydra’s ideals just because he isn’t running around with a swastika doesn’t meant he doesn’t count

>>532660449
*bans him because he's black* heh, nothing personnel

>>532661745
Finally, a good post
>>532660659
It’s actually hilarious how consistent they are with this. It’s like they have someone on the design team being paid to actively sabotage the game

>>532661375
>Melee attack(V key)

>>532661485
I-ITS A TYPO

>>532641224
Not gonna lie, any porn without Venom gets an extra point. That said, this already looks quite good.

>>532661745
>>532661951
Tourists.
DO NOT REDEEM SAAAR

I boughted mommy Sues movie skin

>>532663281
that's the default doe?

>>532663281
Then post it

>>532663084
Kings of Metal Ranks.
They need to be higher

>>532659059
This ELO is hell dude. There are so many trolls.

role queue would fix everything

no more triple support cancer meta
no more nobody wants to play a tank gg
no more 5 support players in your team who have no idea how to play another role

would you wait in queue 20 sec longer to play a better game? personally, I would

>>532663548
no

>>532663374
no

>>532663084
Lord icons are shit.

>>532663132
>xhe said throwing out memes xhe doesn’t understand
clockwork

>>532663548
>20 sec longer
20 minutes*

>>532663548
>instead of soloflank spiderman i now have soloflank adam
what does this solve exactly

>>532663084
>doesnt post the ACTUAL tier list
Coward

>>532663548
I'd rather role limits

The amount of people that bitch and complain about every single thing in this game is straight up retarded. It's just constant feed of negativity and "us vs them" mentality it's dumb as fuck this community is worse than LoL at its worst its not even close at this point

>>532663920
Bucky...

>>532654962
What does that even mean

>>532663548
Are you seriously complaining about too many people picking support.

does Sues M1 have some auto-aim? (or ~larger hitbox)

Not as much as Dagger, but I barely need to aim her M1 compared to Lunas M1 healing

Should I get the MJ plush or the Venom plush

>>532664181
Damage is just as important if not more important than heals 3 support faggot
>>532664007
I blame rank resets and streamers getting bitch over what characters people play

>>532664007
this is what happens when you mentally abuse your playerbase and strip them of their agency

>>532664007
Regardless of your thoughts on the matter, the way people have been going on and on about matchmaking has led to incredible amounts of finger pointing and accusations of one or more people being the reason for a loss.

>>532664561
>omg too many people are picking dps give me role queues!!!
>omg too many people are playing support give me role queues!!!
Make up your damn mind faggot.

Dead game. 2 minute queue times LOL

>>532663920
>MK in 3
Kek

>>532661375
Anti-heal is going to put him on the perma-ban list. Personally I think it's a good thing and will play him whenever he's not banned, but the culture of expecting to be able to just stand in the open and not die because of Luna and Dagger is just too strong. The people won't accept otherwise.

>>532664961
Its like noon in America right now

>>532664579
Also this

>>532663548
fuck you faggot, go play another game

>>532658409
99.62% is far higher than celestial, it's basically eternity
I believe right now diamond is celestial, gm is eternity and celestial is t500

>>532664491
it's a projectile so it has a huge hitbox
Luna's primary is a three round hitscan burst

Daily reminder that DOOM is based incarnate and his will shall not be defied

>>532665692
Is it just me or does it seem like ranks are taking longer to stabilize this season? Maybe less people playing ranked?

what is the lore reason for me having 2 gigantic asses (1 of which is naked) on my screen when i play phoenix

>>532666648
2 distract you from the fact shes a worse Hela

>>532663548
My queues are already 5 minutes long fuck you.
>>532664961
Role queue will fix this

>>532666431
ah thats it

>>532666621
the resets have massively contributed to this. there should never be ex Diamond/GM players in bronze. High Gold at most.

>>532666794
i wouldnt say shes outright worse, she can play way more aggressive and flank due to self heal

>>532659760
black on black violence...

>>532659760
New Venom skin?

>>532666529
He's bitchmade. A few pages later he betrays Conan to steal a cursed amulet and immediately dies after putting it on. It was a completely retarded way to go and it was nobody's fault but his.

>>532664961
>>532667060
>trying to play ranked at 2 in the afternoon
LMAO

>>532667813
Very in character to cut his nose to spite his face.

>>532667765
looks like venomized the thing

>>532663084
I once got a Lord Wanda.
She pinged for Strange and once she got him; she raped the enemy team.
With the Chinese dress and purple colours.

>>532667980
considering that's basically his origin.....

>>532668014
please no more venomized skins

>>532667813
>It was a completely retarded way to go and it was nobody's fault but his.
Curse you, Richards.

>>532665128
If they add anti-heal they will have to go back and put it on every DPS in the game.

Anti-heal is the worst cancer in games because it instantly stratifies viability and internal balance.

Everyone gets it or no one does. If you want to fix the problem of healing being too powerful you should just flat nerf the left click healers by like 20%

>streamer said I was a hard stuck plat player
>they're still stuck in diamond II
>I'm in high GM now
KWAB

Forgot to post this at the end of season 2.5

>>532667813
Lmao. That’s why you get for trying cross the hyborianBVLL you gay tin man

>>532663084
>First lord was Magneto
>Get called common
My pain

>>532668423
Hence the perma ban. We'll see what the cooldown is and how long the effect lasts, but it's coming. His shift ability when using sword slows the enemy or applies healing reduction when using gun.

>>532668423
Calm down sweaty. Blade can only apply anti heal in melee. You can play around it. Not like Ana grenade where she can fuck you up from miles away without you being able to avoid it.

How much money has /mrg/ spent on this game?

>>532668802
>groot ult
>everyone gets the blade

>>532668681
Namor is S tier

>>532668969
>Groot ult
>MK/Namor ult
Nothing changes anon

>>532668734
Some guy on YouTube did a grind for every lord icon and ranked Magneto as like the 2nd longest grind. Not strictly the hardest or anything, just a really fucking long one. IIRC it's Adam, Mag, Hawkeye as the top 3 longest, and Emma, C&D, Starlord on the quickest

>>532668931
$10 for Joe Fixit and the rider Mantis skin since they were rerunning it

Reedbros...

>>532668423
you can and should nerf healing across the board but what that also does is make healing tanks tedious to a point where healers will deliberately stop healing them because they can never get them to full hp
tf2 solved this issue 20 years ago by simply adding a combat debuff found in mmos and similar games at the time and simply reducing the amount of healing a target receives by a multiplier proportional to the amount of time since they had most recently taken damage (and adding overheal but thats an entirely different can of worms)

overwatch did not copy this because the devs were thoroughly unfamiliar with the game (and likely games in general), so the chinks are probably unaware such a system even exists

>>532668459
Which streamer?
>>532667868
Weekend warriors and summer skidz are genuinely so bad though

>>532668931
0 dollars and 0 cents

>>532668931
$1.27 million, give or take

>>532662380
Are you seriously saying you'd rather see Hulks cock over Venoms?

>>532668931
$0
Tempted to get the new battle pass for Phoenix Force Emma

>>532668931
$10 for Christmas Venom
10$ for Battle Pass (Symbiote Squirrel and Jeff)
10$ for Swimsuit Luna
3$ for Orange Venom and Vengeance Psylocke

Considering spending 5$ for Swimsuit Psylocke and Loki desu...

>>532668975
This season, maybe
Last season? No

>>532668931
Probably like $60-80. I have all the battlepasses. I bought a few skins. I bought some of the mini passes. I got my money's worth though.

>>532669557
Dunno about last season but gamma Namor is an absolute force to be reckoned with.

Please come back to apex sirs

>>532649803
>tfw wiped out the entire enemy team with PURRRRREEEEE CHAAAAOOOOOOOSSSSS after synergizing with my Strange throwing his ult just before
Is there anything more arousing? I'd argue no

There should be a limit of 3 per role if am joining a game and I see 4 duelists there's no way I'm bothering to play this round

>>532669708
Loba's back must be tired from carrying her game's sex appeal single handedly.

>>532663548
unfortunately, nothing will fix your brain damage

Role queue but the team comp is whatever the MM decides is best to keep the queue moving (both teams have to use the same comp)

>>532670026
Dont even joke about that. Jesus christ I hate anyone who tries to restrict player freedom.

Why is the spray sorting so stupid
All the galactas should be next to each other at a bare minimum

>>532669176
Namorbulls.. we finally won

Reed bros...

>>532669468
I bought the first 3passes and spent like 10 more dollars for movie cap and holiday gotg

>>532669890
cry about it sissy

>>532670143
It would be shit but I kinda want to see what happens when people randomly drop into a match with 1-4-1 or 2-4-0 as the team comp
it would be a completely different game
biggest issue would actually be stacks queueing all dps or something and the MM having to find other dps stacks to pair them against

Loona

>>532670689
looks like a drooling retard here

>>532670689
Loona

>>532670689
Also Loona

>>532668423
>>532668802
adding anti-heal is like an admission that theres too much healing in the game but youre not going to do anything about it except add a mechanic that you now have to rely on if you want anything to die

>>532670769
The retard is the >m.jpg anon there >>532670845

If you solo tank you should get a health regen passive

>>532670887
Ayy lmao

>>532670932
It's thematically fitting for Blade until the upcoming anti heal strategist

>>532670341
Wasn't playing for Season 0 and didn't think the previous passes were worth it. I bought this one because I like so many outfits and if I get all the gems on the BP I can afford the Psylocke summer outfit too. At the point I don't mid putting like 5$ on top to get the Loki skin too...

>>532670887
>>532670689
Qt
>Be her
>Outdo teams starlord in damage
DPS players are the scum of the earth

>>532671231
I think this pass is the weakest of the 10 dollar ones yet I like the Phoenix namor and rocket and Groot but those 2 are free

>>532670402
It's not gonna be fun for anyone else on the team assuming that you enemy team has basic gameplay abilities

>>532671026
trying too hard anon

>>532671435
Yea I love Rocket and Groot.
It has Symbiote Jeff and Spiderman. I have loved Symbiote Spiderman since the cartoon and it has the meme dance emote from the movie too lol.

Throw in Symbiote Squirrel, Phoenix Emma and Wolverine and I was sold desu. Also it lined up nicely with Summer Psylocke. I can get her with all the gems on the pass...

>>532669176
Method acting to the extreme
>>532670204
Our time is now. Play Namor.

>>532669708
First almost decent skin design I've seen from apex in years.
Tell me when they give caustic a new good skin and I'll retvrn with my credit card. I can only get off so many times to the Jaeger one.

Korean sex at the gala
https://files.catbox.moe/mqpzbj.png

Knull shit is a terrible thing to do to a game

>>532672072
whose bwc is she taking?

>matchmaking still puts you into games 15 seconds away from ending

>>532672072
That sure is... an art style

>>532672072
Her worst skin
>Another 4 dps round
Never even gonna pick a character

>>532669708
Isn't this that woke game?

adding shields is like an admission that theres too much damage in the game but youre not going to do anything about it except add a mechanic that you now have to rely on if you want to push forward and have nothing behind you die

>>532669784
cuck gif

>>532670689
>>532670845
>>532670887
All look retarded

>>532672959
Shut up and open a portal that's all you're good for

>>532672959
You mean there is too many ranged attacks.

>>532672959
Based

>>532672959
How dare you make me (a support) do something other than pressing Q. I cannot be asked to engage with game mechanics beyond pressing Q. Groot ulted me and I pressed Q so I should win but Blade disabled my healing which is dishonest. Enjoy your perma ban Bladeniggers.

>>532672959
Eye of truth nuke

>>532672959
>adding shields is like an admission that theres too much damage
The chinks added barriers because Overwatch has it.
Overwatch has it because the game has sniper type characters that would absolutely dominate without barriers.
Barrier's would be useful even with damage reduced across the board, since mitigating damage for your team means your team deals X damage and the enemy deals X minus Y damage against your team, which means your team is ahead.

>>532671618
cry about it faggot

>>532672072
Ok then…?
>>532672850
Yes it is lol

Sue has a pretty nice butt desu

>>532673404
Implying the average DPS player can get kills without the pity buttom

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753474164494578.mp4

>>532673541
Shields are balanced so much better in Rivals is crazy. The fact that we have a healthy amount of melee characters that can bypass barriers entirely is a great thing. Overwatch is 90% ranged which forces you into shooting shields 24/7. I hate blizzard so much.

>>532674104
They should have showed em the thing summer skin

>>532672072

>>532671026
>m.jpg
Literally and unironically what the actual fuck does it matter, you inspid little cretin?

Jean really added nothing to the game I hope blade is better

>>532623846
I wanna pat her fat puss :3

>>532674372
Thats a good thing. She has a solid niche of fucking over Rocket though. He has gotten away with being S-tier for too long.

I have 1600 blue creds what should I get

>>532674545
Loki's bulge

>>532674545
Save for punisher bulge

>>532674528
I don't see how adding another fire dps character that flys isn't a wasted opportunity when the character is supposed to have mind powers

>>532674545
>I have 1600 blue creds what should I get
Save them to unfuck Blade's shitty default look with the inevitable launch skin for him drops.

>>532674372
my Seethe over double DPS season aside, Blades kit does look more fun

>>532674729
Isn't the launch skin going to be trailer Blade and then Phoenix Blade?

todays ranked games so far in gold 3/silver 1

>>532674729
You're going to get a blade launch like phoenix that is butt ugly

>>532674692
To be fair there are too many Telepaths. It makes sense to diversify them a bit. We already have Emma and Professor Xavier is on the way at some point. They couldn't make them all the same.

>>532668931
$10 for last season's battle pass. I'm kinda salty they don't give you enough currency back to buy the next one

>>532674372
>>532674794
Blade's kit looks insanely boring and vanilla
>generic melee sword attacks
>generic gun
>hold button to reduce damage with sword
>dash + slash/shoot
>lifesteal mode
>aoe dmg ult
Too slow as a diver, so he will just be a brawler that fucks over tanks with his anti-heal. Most likely will join Wolverine and BP in the top bans.

>>532674981
Jean is supposed to be a telekinetic much more than a telepath. Chuck would be the better telepath, and unrestrained Nate Grey (Cable when he doesn't have the virus) is possibly sometimes maybe the greatest telekinetic.

>>532669708
Respawn are desperate I see. Well Either that or they've rotated staff in and out so many times they've looped back around to being based

>>532674729
>>532675160
I didn't even know his kit leaked

>>532674981
Fair point but to reduce jean to just girl that throws fireballs and gets fucked by wolverine is extremely lazy

>>532675828
Jean is a vehicle for Phoenix and for Scott to shout JEAAAAAN

>>532668931
I spent €20 so got 3 battle passes, don't have enough currency for the next one. I also fell for the fomo and bought the €3 orange venom pass. It netted me a nice amount of blue currency I can use when some skins I like come out too
It feels pretty good "value" relatively speaking but I probably would have enjoyed the game the same amount without spending money on skins. I don't think I will ever spend money on cosmetics again though. I'm not sure why I thought I wanted to pay a subscription to play a free game. I could have bought a comic or something

woweeeee

How often do you coom to a marvel rivals character?

>>532675667
Literally back in the beta, lmao. I think like last week it was reaffirmed when dataminers were able to take it into practice and show the animations and everything.

>>532676240
>2025
>devs still think anyone gives even a single fuck about sprays

>>532669176
>>532670204
>>532671809
>only a beaner Namor is allowed to be a bull
whitebros...

>>532674981
I also think just visually Phoenix adds needed variety especially as more characters get added. Jean just having fire powers is boring though for both Phoenix and Jean

Better look at Human Torch skin coming up

Does Blade anti heal mean no more invincible Luna during ult?

>>532675667
>I didn't even know his kit leaked

This game is legit dead because of how bad it is. Season 3 brought back less players than the HALF season in 2

>>532676551
We don't know how much the anti-heal is

New figures coming out
>insanely boring ass hulk pose
>boring ass venom pose
>meh iron man pose
>stiff spidey pose (it is a cardinal sin to make spidey not look fluid)
How long after release do you think they'll be on clearance? 4 months? 3?

>>532674887
Update - 8 losses in a row now
when does EOMM kick in?

>>532676551
We don't know if they mean reduced healing or zero healing yet. I believe Dr.Strange doesn't completely disable healing on himself when he activates his anti heal?

>>532675667
>>532676556

>>532676710
I will be buying the Venom one for reasons.

>>532676685
summer skins peaked at 150k+

>>532676685
Jean is just THAT boring.
>>532676473
Kind of a weak skin, is that a Jeff accessory?

>>532676776
Reduced healing is confirmed. The wording they used was different than when he puts 0 heal on himself. Even at like 15% healing reduction, Luna's ult goes way down in value and the lower ones like Sue kinda get countered by a cooldown. Now it's just a question of "how long is the cooldown?" and I can't imagine it's some big 40 second CD since it's also his dash and shares a CD with "apply a slow effect"

This is the only game I've played where you can do everything right and have exactly the same impact as going afk.

>>532676685
We are doing about the same as R6 siege and Gaypex Lesbians. I don't see the issue.

Adding anti-heal is going to be a huge mistake, it's what killed Overwatch

>8 minute game
>Person that was on duelist the entire time had 2 final hits

>>532676780
>another aoe instakill

>>532676473
Looks nice but I need the preview of the girls

>>532676854
It's not the bread winner. They plan for that to be punisher and C&D legendary that gives cloak legs.

>>532676710
>Overwatch was dead after they added the first post launch character
Surely you can't be this stupid

>>532677248
Anti heal is the only thing that will save the game from "nothing dies except to ults" which is what really killed Overwatch, retard

>>532676710
Putting venom and hulk in jars

>>532677460
>"nothing dies except to ults"
thats not a thing

>>532677245
Those are horrid games though. This game really shouldn't be doing so poorly
>>532676847
Summer skin and then F4 movie peak is all the game has going for it sadly rn

>>532677812
>all
and now summer skins part 2

>>532677438
He's right but actually because nanoboosted Reapers and sleep darts.

>>532676745
9 losses in a row

>>532677983
Have you tried winning? Why are you loosing?

>>532678232
>Why are you loosing?
bad teammates (usually dps)

>>532678304
Instalock Cap, get on VC, give a speech, and become their leader. Inspire them to be not bad.

>>532678304
Are you healing your dps? Are you peeling for them? Are you giving them headpats? Why are they doing so bad?

Lunas ult is incredibly annoying unless you happen to be the DPS that one shots throw it with your own ult

Psylocke belongs to Blade

>>532676745
If you lose three times quit the game.

>>532676710
Where is the pole in Spiderman's figure going?

How should I be using groots big wall? Should I put it off to the side and stand next to it for healing? or just use it like a better regular wall to block people? I want to learn groot but I am a shitter.

>>532678504
What I hate about a lot of the support ults is that its hard to fuck with them when they are doing it. Yeah, maybe everything shouldn't kill them though it but there is no way to really mitigate their usefulness. Like you can't CC them when most are doing their ults. Displacement doesn't matter etc. Like I personally think it would be interesting if Invisible woman had to stay within her ult circle to keep it up. If she steps out(or is it knocked out) for too long, it will disperse.

>>532678807
I don't really play Groot but the big wall is pretty squishy now and it has a pretty big cooldown and it needs to alive so you can generate temp health. So I think you want to actually block flank routes doorways with it.

>>532678768
Thats no good, I still wanna play

>>532679114
Have you accepted being the constant into your life yet? I get bad teammates too but I still look for things I can do better.

>>532678807
Depends. When it's just like a poke match where you have the point and everyone is just taking potshots at each other to build ult, toss it over to the side, ideally blocking a flank doorway. When you are getting run down and you need to buy a moment to let your healers catch up, put it in front of you, when they get too close put it behind them.

>>532678768
>>532678460
>>532678420
>>532678232
Finally won the 10-th game :)
yay

>ywn come home after a long night of punishing those who would harm travelers at night to a qt barely tamed tiger waifu who loves kicking ass just like you do
Kill me

>>532679820
How does she deal with his 4 personalities?

>>532679351
You didn't quit... right?

>>532680002
switched to QP

>>532679932
She's part cat, she simply doesn't give a shit

>>532680116
Hes fucked

i can't think of anything funnier than seeing some lordcuck on the other team and switching to beat them with their own character

especially divefags, it's like they're legally obligated to tunnel vision and try to diff the other person

>>532680116
Its over

>>532680391
?

>>532676710
WHY? His figures are so fucking ASS

What a way to drop the ball

>>532680383
>Minding my business, playing a character I like, in my lane, thriving
>Some lordlet swaps to my character
THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Any of y'all seeing the new FF this weekend?

>>532677696
>b-but muh loona ult

>>532681204
Nah

>>532674692
Truth
>>532674981
They didn’t even have to do telepathy, this was one of the few characters where they legit could have given her any power and it would be justified, and they go with this shit lmao
>>532675286
No, you definitely have that backwards, her proficiency in telepathy is way higher than telekinesis, her demonstrated feats reflect this likewise, with the Phoenix they’re about equal

Sai and BP's voice actors btw

>>532675160
Yup, they really screwed the pooch again by all indications, but it’s not like there’s a whole lot room for freedom for him anyway.
>>532676473
Terrible art. Face looks like some tumblr shit

>>532681204
No, it looks like ass

>>532681204
I will be watching a stream of it I find online

>>532674545
Save for Classic Wanda

Reminder:
>Hela should have Phoenix's kit, literally every part of it except maybe the ult fits her perfectly
>Jean & Phoenix should have been the first stance switching DPS (no, MrF doesn't count)
>Jean form should have been a support duelist with modest damage using mind powers to displace and debuff enemies
>Phoenix form should have been a short/mid ranged glass cannon with a flamethrower-like primary
>Some kind of Phoenix force mechanic to control switching between the forms (not a cooldown like Emma or at-will like C&D)

>>532676473
>Doflamingo.

>>532682445
I honestly don't care. The Jean we have isn't interesting and this kit you are pushing isn't any better, at all. Jean was going to be boring no matter what because it's fucking Jean Gray.

Reminder
>Phoenix is boring trash and Jean is useless.

>>532669176
This dynamic isn't as good when they're both brown

>Jeff gets zero value out of his ult
>least effective and amount of healing
>"you know what? Im not the problem."

This is literally the definition of throwing, why would anything think its a good idea to have a jeff getting zero ult kills when the team can have an invincibility ultimate

>>532683463
Post Jeff's profile so I can investigate these claims. It had better not be private.

>play peni
>somebody on our team disconnects so we're 5v6
>start losing
>dps tells me to swap
>tell him it doesn't matter because we are down a person
>he spends the rest of the game flaming me
>next game he's on the enemy team
>he dies to a spawn mine trap
>begins flaming me in this game too

genuinely how little mental do people in this game have?

>>532676473
Always knew Johnny was a shoobie

>>532683880
I still can't get over how people still don't look down or aren't wary turning corners. Whenever there's a Peni on a team people need to watch where they look

any of you boys wanna come watch some gamering?
twitch.tv/king__grey

>>532677696
No, THIS is The Thing

Built for sex

>>532684238
yeah it's crazy

>>532684257
That depends are you as cute as Eskay? How big is your girlcock?

>>532683463
Look up elboygian and my last match with a guy named notmax

>>532684257
Why are you brown?

>>532684257
more like king brown, LOL

>>532684715
He was having a bad game maybe. I trust him.

The movie sue skin looks so cute that I'm honestly considering getting it over the sai swimsuit. A shame I don't play support unless I have to though

>>532683429
Pedro is white

>>532682964
Dumb post
>>532684257
>the s 0is
Brown post

>>532683880
Honestly very bad. I have my crashouts as well but man the game awareness in Rivals is probably worse than what I used to see in Overwatch. The game is easier to play but the maps are more complicated etc. so people seem less aware, and there are lots of cases of people flaming out after 1 death or even a round 1 loss.

Like I'm peak D2 (which is nothing special) but at least I'm trying to keep in mind I need to think about the big picture while I also execute my mechanics mostly correctly. Almost any comp with 2 healers can win a 6v6 as well so I don't understand why so many people give up. Not real grinders I guess.

>i had to tell my luna to walk forward into the cloak ult when captain americas diving her
christ
its only gold but still

Where do i find a cute femboy with a tight bussy to play this game with?

>>532686456
any luna main

>>532685594
I dont even understand how he has such a high winrate. This isn't even the first time ive seen supports with relatively high winrates.

Watch this match 10945148971
I dont think he got a single jeff ult kill. The whole team made infinitely better plays and he got carried

>>532683463
Jeff players are stat padding ace farming goblins. They live for the moment to ult and kill 3 people or die because the enemy team knows how to escape that shit or sniff it out when Jeff is ready to do so. They'll say look at the scoreboard but most of their kills comes from when their waterbeam tickles the enemy from across the map.

I really enjoy playing ultron, its surprisingly decent against spiderman every game
but I gotta tell you, playing support and having to fend off divers feels like a 9-5 job
that diver is your customer for the next 15 minutes

>>532683463
le funny shark, any good jeff player dont play him anymore because the rework killed any playstyle variation he had.

>>532674887
let's play king

>>532684257
Jesus dude, DO NOT PLAY BUCKY. What the fuck dude. You better not be the guy who keeps saying winrate means nothing.

>>532687441
I know man, I wanna play him more but I just get rocked any time I play him
my winrates on him also dont count if I swap off him and win

>kill four at the start of the round
>my team still somehow loses only down two people
Incredibly rigged and retarded game. This is why nobody wants to play ranked

Havent played ranked in a week, my longest hiatus since beta to launch. Friends get bored of QP after 5 games max because of how awful console players are. Whichever team that has 2+ console players just gets dog walked. Blade should have been a vanguard.
Thank you for reading my blog.

>>532688428
Is the malice skin worth it? Like do ypu gpon in game?

Finally got the Luna skin, it's what solely brought me back to this game. I think I will try to finish off getting Lord on Magik now since I never did that.

>>532687441
for that kind of playstyle they do mean nothing
very few people are actually good at this strong character, his win rate indicates skill ceiling and not UNGA BUNGA CHARACTER BAD

everyone sucks. this is not a surprise.

>>532688583
>Finally got the Luna skin, it's what solely brought me back to this game
you are the problem with vidya at large, how does it feel. you hardly even care about gameplay just skins. I bet you hop on league of legends as soon as a new skin comes out

>>532688982
>t. Gay

>>532688583
Why are the Chinese farming coomers? Coomers are the most farmable demographic of gamer ever. Its fucking disgusting actually.

>>532689196
You don't coom?

>>532689196
So fuckin tired of hearing zoomers tell me what I can and can't jerf off to, shut your little faggot mouth and get over it.

>>532689681
Brother, you are jacking off to a fictional characters bikini'd ass. Its not even fully out.

>>532689782
You fucks take everything so goddamn literally, either ESL or actually retarded, not much of a difference though.

>>532689782
Genuinely where do you think you are?

What's the closest character to playing medic, pyro, engineer in TF2?
Medic/engineer are obviously just primarily for support (and fighting after engineer is done building other than moving his shit forward in some maps) and pyro I always like spy checking and ambushing

The new mode in season 3.5 will just be tournament pick and ban, maybe a csgo premiere like system with map picks and will not have any competitive or matchmaking changes. Just wait and see. It's going to be total shit and the game will die

Why are there significantly less namor players to all the divers in the game?

I dont get how so many people can bitch and moan about dive but never take it into their own hands to play anti dive. You literally dont even have to play namor either but like the rest of the cast he can be so crutchy with the teamups

>>532684362
But which is your favorite Thing?

>>532689782
>he thinks people jerk off to the in-game model
Only the most coombrained retards do that, the real treasure lies within the internet.

>>532691164
he is boring

>have a guy do poorly on tank
>him and his duo bully him into support
>he does it
>gets emma ulted and cant use luna ult
>flame him even harder
man some guys are just assholes

>>532691164
He is a hero that is heavily carried by the team-up.

>going on a winstreak in competitive as star lord
>just one game for plat and say fuck it we ball
>symbiotic surface and were on attack
>venom, strange, starlord, squirrel, luna and inviswoman
>vs emma, mag, squirrel, punisher, cloak and rocket
>struggle to push since I'm getting no heals+squirrel spamming acorns into a single direction
>bursting tanks for ult charge when I get the chance
>last 10 seconds, go around and destroy revive station while forcing both their healers entire kit
>die but team pushes with ease after
>entire game goes by like this with squirrel doing minimal movement
>forced to play around fieldkits while destroying revive station and forcing their healers to panic ult
>which helps us push after with our own ults like im some sacrificial sheep
>not even the most deaths in our team as 5/10
>check squirrels match history
>they're queued with invis and strange
>bookmark their names
>second day I see them on a losing streak
>me back on that winstreak
You get what you fucking deserve trash. Some heroes really do inflate shitters to a higher rank than they deserve.

>>532691164
Idk he is very strong in S3. The projectile speed was a large buff especially for normal players and I honestly think the "team-up or not worth it" takes are overplayed. He can easily carry with just the 2 squids, players need to use them on off angles better and manage the cooldowns but it's still a lot of free damage that comes from off angles.

>>532693460
I would have been in diamond today if my dumbass supports werent healbotting and feeding a psylocke/winter soldier in 2 different lobbies yesterday. You just have to keep playing until you get people who are semi competent

Can i hit celestial with Spiderman without learning this?

>>532693460
>>532693851
Climbing in this game isn't very satisfying. You would think the game quality improves but it doesn't. Some of my worse games have been with people in stacks or OTP's that don't play with the team. I played with a stack that refused to ban Wolverine and Phoenix and I was forced to play support. The amount of damage they were taking was insane and they listened to me when I told them to play closer but then they went back ego-dueling and we ended up losing. Then next game I'm tanking, I ban Wolv and my supports aren't fucking healing me. My thing is 0-11 charging in like a fucking retard and my support is dpsing. This is all GM3 btw. It's so gross how these games are. I unironically would pay for more avoid slots, There are people clearly boosted by the game, thanks to stupid hero kits or stackniggers getting boosted. I also blame Netease for the seven division drop, because it does nothing.

Symbiote Thing revealed in Rivals comic. Future skin?

>>532695263
I had a game like this but I ended up clutching a win for my team by going hulk and pressuring the opposing team's backline.
The ban system is so bad in this game there's just not enough bans to go around for all the overtuned/overpowered shit. If I could I would ban luna, wolverine, loki, hela, winter soldier, emma, storm and possibly mantis every match.

>>532681204
Depends, does Carol show up in the post-credits?

>>532696168
No, only relevant characters like DOOM.

>>532696071
>The ban system is so bad in this game there's just not enough bans to go around for all the overtuned/overpowered shit.

It doesn't help it caters hard to duelist. I'm not one of those people that blindly hates duelist players, but because of the sheer amount of the duelist players out there you're going to be getting a more varied amount of players who are either good, shit or bad. No one wants to tank, and if you do get a tank player, they have no idea how to tank. Same shit for support mains. It's all coinflip garbage. Netease gonna drive people away with this balance and dogshit rank system that only encourages grind and not fair balance matches.

>>532696071
Hmmm all the worst shit in the game is stuff they keep buffing. So weird. Wolv isn't that bad anymore though because he got mega hotfix nerfed. Something I've not seen them do for any other stupid buff. They panicked hard

>>532696382

>blade having full on ana anti-heal rumors are true
tankchads what game are we playing until netease fixes this inevitable clusterfuck. Thor might go from F tier to F--- tier

>>532692853
All the hulk bans from previous seasons pushed tank players to main other vanguards.
If anything, playing without the teamup is like training weight.
Having a namor lord with green squid is a much different experience than a namor that isn't lord.
>>532693851
>if my dumbass supports werent healbotting and feeding a psylocke/winter soldier in 2 different lobbies yesterday
I hate bucky not because he's a menace to play against, but because 9 times of 10 they'll be utter trash on your team
They'll never ult on the first round, since they're saving it for a 6-kill wipe that'll never happen.
Bonus points if they forget that they even have an ult after watching me Giganto 4 people in front of them.
>You just have to keep playing
Pretty much, but like >>532695263 mentioned, the light at the end of the tunnel doesn't seem so bright at times.
>This is all GM3 btw
Very disappointing that people don't understand macro and micro play at that level.
Macro being map awareness, positioning and ult usage, and micro being simple fucking mechanics.
Like not peeking behind a wall by themselves and dying when the team is perfectly set up to hold behind them.

i stared at luna a little too much in the menu and now i've popped a boner.

>>532696927
>Very disappointing that people don't understand macro and micro play at that level.
It's even worse, because GM is filled with Celestial and eternity players. This game has the worse matchmaking I've ever seen. It's clear it's putting people together that won't work good together, that much I can piece together. It would explain how you're a god in one game, and then getting spawn-camped the next. ZERO consistency in the game.

the fact that there's no limits on stacking in this game is demotivating. why would i try to honestly climb in solo queue when i could just stack with my friends who are better than me and get boosted?

>>532691164
I'm not adding gay fishman hours to my profile.

>>532696914
It's melee only right? Nobody wants to brawl tanks

>>532697880
nope the anti-heal goes on his gun, plus given his Lifesteal and larger health bar Blade can probably stand to brawl with Tanks

>>532697880
I think it's on his dash but don't know the specifics.

>>532698252
>brawl with Tanks
What a weird way to say "dive on healers"

>>532689196
Why are some of the greediest people on the planet exploiting some of the most shamelessly financially reckless people on the planet? Is that really a question you’re asking?

>>532628452
>> clipping autist
this isn't a game with character creator, there's nothing wrong with complaining about it

>>532696803
Based. Stay gone you rancid faggot bitch

>>532681204
Saw it
it's alright. Like well put together, the actors did a great job, the art direction for their world is great
it's just kind of boring and that's weird to say about a movie that has Galactus in it

>>532698448
>greediest people on the planet
come on now, he's talking about chinks not jews

Why do DPS players hate the thought of peeling for supports?

>>532699627
I like seeing Luna get gangbanged.

>>532699627
They choose not to heal if you ask for heals, I choose not to peel if they ask for peels. Stop having a god complex about being a healing faggot then I'll help

>>532668931
season 0 - 5
season 1 - 5
season 2 - 5
season 3 - 10
Pink Venom - 5
Orange Venom - 3
around $33.

>>532699627
Supports will almost never peel you back if you try, meaning you'll just be locked at a disadvantage with the cap in the back as the supports continue to healbot the tank like retards, or they'll never peel you when you need it on an off-angle as they walk up and heal the tank taking the eeniest bit of damage so you just die. This is how it is since most people want to play dps and are just filling support, but it's deserved either way

>>532700340
gangbangs gross me out I don't want to watch a bunch of other dudes running a train on a girl feels fucking gay and like being cucked

>>532669176
>>532670296
pedro knocked up vanessa irl.

>>532698834
nah boring has always been the way to describe the fantastic four and galactus
the characters are cheesy, bland, and safe which is why they can never go edgy or dark in their on-screen stories and why Dr Doom is the standout character surpassing his arch-rival in notoriety

MCU FF is standout for them in that the movie wasnt complete garbage like a Captain Marvel or Ant-Man 3, it was just inoffensive like an Ant-Man 1 or a Hawkeye

>>532688428
I just think it's funny the girl noticed the neurons firing in the guy's brains and compulsively felt jealous as a result, like Sue was a real person and had just walked into the room. Women's brains truly never evolved past unga bunga times.

Moon knight isn’t the step dad. He’s the dad that stepped up

Play Cap.

>get this on your desk
>go for the Rivals model instead
These fucking chinks I swear

I think im learning with Peni. No matter the map, you need to be in the middle of the chaos, shooting your webs and mines non-stop. Put your nest down if you get to the point first

>>532700832
All porn that isn't solo female is cucked. You're watching a dude (99% of the time in better shape than you) fuck a chick you want to fuck.

>>532702034
She's not released yet.

HEAR ME OUT, SISTERS!!!
TANKS SHOULDN’T BE FIGHTING TANKS THE WHOLE DAMN GAME! WHY THE HELL ARE TANKS HAVING A PUNCHOUT WITH EMMA OR STRANGE WTF ARE YALL DOING THIS SEASON.

>>532695263
lol i disable voice and text chat and just lock my heros, stack or no stack i dont give a fuck

Reedbros...

>>532702471
Doesn't fit the requirements.

>>532702471
Flying Vanguard soon

>>532702646
This is really the best thing to do. Comms are rarely useful.

>>532702646
Been doing the same since Season 1. There is literally not a thing on earth the niggers who play this game need to speak to me.

>>532699627
thats like half the reason i play storm, to just flip on the bug zapper every time some tard wanders past the tanks

>>532698408
Right I forget that Diveniggers will try to dive with literally anyone

Blade doesn’t seem to have the mobility for that so hopefully people get the idea but lord knows they will try for the first couple weeks

>>532702672
Isn't Galactus canonical a fag?

>>532699627
How do I even peel? Give me some scenarios I'm retarded.

>>532702772
I have a cloak

>>532703427
buy force staff

>completely annihilated enemy Iron Man and Storm
No one from my team was looking up so I decided to do it. Luna is so effective against fliers desu. Got MvP too...

Do I get access to previous battlepasses if I buy the current luxury? Saw it mentioned on the wiki page but can't find any info in-game
Also, will I get access to all the previous bp luxury rewards or will I need to purchase each luxury bp separately?

>>532691173
Id fuck all 4!

>>532704096
Alicia, how did you know there were four?

>>532704167
4 different rock fart scents.

>>532703897
Separately ofc you dumb shark

>>532703427
Okay so first you need to find an applicable fruit (note if no fruit is currently available, go get some you’ll die of scurvy) For this example I’ll be using a Banana and an Orange
For a Banana all you need to do is firmly hold with one hand roughly around the center, (prescision isn’t neccesary) wirh the other hand holding the little tip at the top, simply either pull that part back while holding the banana still or tilting the banana down while holding the tip still, this should be easy if the Banana doesn’t peel with a gentle motion this may be a sign that The Banana isn’t ripe yet so check the colour ideally it should be yellow
Orange's require a little more finesse as to not damage the fruit but it’s still simple
Simply hold it in one or both hands, locate the top of the orange (this is marked by it sloping upwards and having a stem coloured little mound) gently dig your thumb into the mound (be careful as to not dig too deep otherwise you may damage the orange and get your hands sticky which is unpleasant) and gently tear it off, then use the hole in the peel to dig your thumb under it and leverage the rest off (this may take a few motions as the peel tends to split off)

Hope this helped Anon, and remember to get your five a day :)

>>532703419
but he has a daughter

Does Hela ever team up with villains who land in her realm after death, or is she like gg and tortures them or whatever the fuck like everyone else?

>>532704637
>>532703419
Its retarded for Galactus to have any sexuality at all, but most writers are human I guess.

>>532704637
She was basically a parasite he gave birth to. Also she's pregnant as well in the same way.

Charles wishes he could tap this

>>532703897
After you buy the individual luxury pass you will have it forever, so you don't have to finish it by the end of the season. You can unlock stuff in it whenever you want once the season is over if you didn't finish it. But if you're asking what it looks like you're asking no you can't buy old battlepasses whenever.

They did however say they will bring back passes for limited times (and at higher price) at least two seasons after it originally was out. So they already brought back the season 0 pass temporarily last season.

Honestly they need to nerf dps and supports.
Tanks feel like paper right now

>Diamond 1
>Estimate 4 minutes to find a game
The game is dead.
It's time to move on.

What's the logic of having so many duelist in the game compared to tanks and Supports?

>>532706020
There could be twenty Strategists and 20 Vanguards for 10 Duelists and people would only play those 10 anyway.

>>532706020
Because duelist is the fun role and the other 2 are cuck chair roles

Doombros...

>>532703419
>>532704749
This. Its like calling a hurricane a lesbian, makes no fucking sense

>>532706226
This was so unnecessary.

>>532637913
good stuff Bluth-anon
>>532638435
nooooo where's the Buckyposter

>>532706020
Duelists are fun
Honestly everyone should have just been duelists

>>532704798
No, like, he really did. It was a wierd thing for a while.

>>532706525
Everyone likes a sexy redhead. Jean is still useless.

>>532706525
He knows she can read his mind right?

>We're stomping the enemy team
>The enemy team can't even leave spawn
>They manage to push some distance before first point
>My Namor is shit-talking the enemy rocket and trying to spawn camp , the rocket isn't even responding
>Rocket suddenly goes Venom and proceeds to assrape my Namor before going back Rocket
>My Namor types up a storm, obviously mad
>The enemy team pushes up to the first point
>Namor gets killed several times by The rocket before switching to BP
>Get's bucked till he blames healers and disconnects
>We're forced to surrender

The amount of shit talking in this match, I don't even think the rocket was even in chat. What a waste of 30mins.

>>532704749
>>532706230
He was an actual person before being turned into a cosmic entity. It isn't that outlandish

>>532706883
He blocked her telepathy at one point and was the premier telepath among the xmen depending on the writer.

>>532669708

>>532703427
it's cope by bad supports
i got my alt to gm(currently) playing support and it's extremely rare for me to need peel and most of the time that peel i need is just my 2nd sup healing me in time

purple or orange Malice?

sex with wanda maximoff

>>532706883
She was a novice at that point while he was basically Yoda. Plus it was an feeling even Xavier himself forced himself to forget, so it was behind a mountain of psychic defenses to begin with

>>532706407
For you, Sai-anon. Keeping AGP for good measure, however

>>532707000
yeah, Galactus was just a guy
with a muscle milf who should be added to the game as a tank
he probably kind of remembers being normal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNfxIJmQyo8

it's up

>>532707454
Do not the gypsy

>>532705564
The game is rigged. And with that being said its really becoming a detriment with how long it takes to find a match. Im sure theres plenty of pre gm non-GM-Celestial players in each rank you can play but the game quite literally cannot allow you play them it youre even remotely good because theres obviously hidden mmr like overwatch. The other day I had a match where two supports were peak plat II. Enemy team players were all former celestial players like myself and you wouldnt have ask how that ended, but anyway its not just the player drop its also the hidden mmr giving you loss access to players

>>532705564
>>532707970
Everytime I notice it's takes longer to get a game I know some BULLSHIT is about to happen.

>>532707902
its too late for you to stop me

>>532705564
>>532708237
this shit is why I stopped playing. the balance is pretty bad but its not really an issue if you're average skill wise since nobody is playing "correctly" anyway. but its so blatantly obvious the matchmaker is designed to piss you off to try and get you into the rage queue while dropping just enough free wins to trigger a dopamine hit
the 1 in a million real game that isn't some eomm rigging is really fun, but I'm not going to spend my time and money on a game that makes me mad 99% of the time

>>532708247
She'll steal every chickens

>>532708527
I just don't understand why. They made a great game, they didn't need to add some bullshit matchmaking. But it's netease, and worse it's ran by a bunch of chinks. Back in the day when I played MMO's I realized that Chinks are never ever honest.

Do you know how many times Ive gotten dogshit supports in this game that climb on my back, die and then repeat. My peak was Celestial back when it was actually hard and ill tell you right now, the matchmaking in this game is 100% bullshit.

Ive NEVER seen a good rocket or jeff climb on a groots back because everyone knows its death but the game seemingly ALWAYS has rnough of these types on your team

The wide range of skill skill when you pub is vast it makes me not want to play anymore once I hit gold

I just watched the movie and god I wish I was Franklin.

>>532708913
>it's ran by a bunch of chinks
anon, western games are exactly the same. some bean counter has figured out eomm earns the company 3.6% more per quarter so it will be forced into every single online game forever
the only escape is to quit all competitive online games unless they use server browsers or lobotomize yourself so you can enjoy the ride

>people are unironically banning thing now
WTF is going on?

>my peak was celestial when it was actually hard
>never reached it again
hmmm

>>532709427
I didnt play comp last season. Ill be sure to let you know when I reach it again

>>532708840
I can civilize her. a few white babies should do the trick

>>532709337
I can't even argue with what you said.
It's fucking over isn't it.

>>532663084
>mr fantastic
>rare/scary
nigga what? I got that shit in like 12hours!

>>532669708
sorry but emma mogs everything but the face

>>532709337
this desu. there's multiple papers that have been published by data scientists which show that EOMM is the best system for maintaining player retention and hopefully keep players around long enough that they buy shit in the game's store. even if it completely ruins the competitive integrity of the game, they don't care, it's a company and the company wants to make money.

and the scariest thought is when you realize that all games will implement EOMM (if they haven't already) because they also want to make money.

>>532709971
Were that true numbers wouldn't fucking crater.

>>532708237
Ive been saying this since s0
Back then there was literally zero fucking reason for queue times to be more than 5-10 seconds at most.

Notice how any time you're entering a new rank before an inevitable loss that you get a LONGER queue time. The game is fucked dude

>>532710056
It is true. I'm not arguing with you about this because it's already been proven. Even under SBMM, numbers would still be cratering, but slightly more because it doesn't maximise player retention as much as possible like EOMM does.

See: 'EnMatch: Matchmaking for Better Player Engagement via Neural Combinatorial Optimization' and 'EOMM: An Engagement Optimized Matchmaking Framework'

>>532708527
I genuinely believe that there's no eomm and that it's just a really bad matchmaker. Really bad matchmaking is going to produce natural high and lows, which are addicting, same as something genuinely random and high risk like gambling at a loss

NetEase, please add him to the game

>>532709412
Diveniggers

>>532710302
>Notice how any time you're entering a new rank before an inevitable loss that you get a LONGER queue time.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
and I get the most DOGSHIT teams. I usually have to play out of my fucking mind cause if I lose, I'll lose a ton of points. The weird part? I've had games where I was diffed and played like shit and lost LESS.

>>532706226
>>532706323
evertime is see a modern comic panel i'm reminded of why i took a hiatus from comics after rivals makes me question doing so

>>532710361
you're not wrong about a shit matchmaker and eomm looking the same. but all the major gaming companies have published patents for what we can generalize as "eomm" and they're not going to spend all that money coming up with a system and then say "well we won't implement it even though it will earn us money because *shrug*"

>>532710341
highly recommend everyone in this thread to read these two papers by the way. it's proper blackpilled shit. we're just monkeys whose emotions are artificially being toyed with to maximise our retention.

>>532709971
the eomm shit has nothing to do with player retention and they dont reference or mention long-term patterns at all
its focused entirely in trying to lengthen the average single play session because longer average playtime correlates to more purchases made by some pittance of a %
basically the retarded boomers behind this shit still think video games are arcade machines

Fix Jeffs ult so its not trash and we'll hit a new ATH.

competition status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNfxIJmQyo8

>>532709412
He turns off abilities. It's cancer.

>>532710746
The same paper you quoted literally says fair matchmaking is fun and fun is engaging, fair is mentioned multiple times. What they consider engagement optimized is a total divergence from the philosophy of EA (and Activision) who coined the term. Netease just wasn't ready for a matchmaker for a game this complicated, they dont have the experience among their technical team for a project like this and its suffering

>>532710719
I stopped reading them years ago. Comics now are just pure garbage. If for some reason I can't buy toilet paper, I'll just go to my local comic store and buy a marvel comic to wipe my ass.

>>532710963
the sad part is the retarded boomers are right. kids now have only experienced gaming in the post eomm world so they think its normal for games to be as shit as they are and they happily pump money into them
mainstream gaming is legitimately dead, only indie games and stuff from before ~2010 is worth playing now

You know whats the worst part about ranked? Losing a match because some random altf4s lags out of a game.

>>532711491
The worst part about ranked is playing ranked.

>>532711027
>venom and symbiote spidey are her backup dancers
you just know

>>532710470
No one on my team played dive. The first person to suggest the ban was a peni main and they all agreed to it over panther or wolv

>>532702562
>isn't a Tankchad
You wouldn't get it.

I very rarely see anyone with the 'x sized brain y' titles. Did everyone who got them just collectively stop playing the game?

>hela has 32 kills because my dumbass supports couldnt stand back and heal

Holy fuck. I kept telling him to stand back and the dude would not listen

Plat 1 is unironicallly hell. I cant tell if my teammates are braindaed or if i suck man

>STAND BACK.
Anon screams into his microphone, his flabby lips flicking spittle onto his monitor.

>>532711027
Hmm yes 'nasn' indeedr

eomm doesn't exist guys, stop talking about it.

>>532713258
>team game
>anon gets frustrated when the team doesn't play as a team
makes sense.

>beats the enemy team first round
>tell the enemy team to lock in
>get btfo the rest of the game.

>>532710992
teammates in his ult can choose to leave whenever they want and arent stunned, the same way CND fade works

Why are you lecherously gazing at a married mother of two children?

first steps kinda sucked

>luna lord fills tank emma
>they are abysmally bad at it
>cant fill second tank to help them out because its another dps doesn't care about fliers episodes
God why are heal sissies so incompetent?

>>532713793
Doesnt matter when nobody knows that. Even if everyone did know that, it still sucks.

>>532713945
Her husband is the biggest cuck in existence

>>532714227
But enough about Black Bolt

>>532714212
anon thats the fix that would make jeffs ult fine
as of now he isnt even that bad when you have storm to counter supp ults

>>532713945
I would rather emma psylocke or wanda. perhaps doreen
sue is a hot milf but I respect reed and would not hurt him like that

>>532714227
stay mad, namor

>>532714345
I dont even want to know how Bronze you are to think that Jeff ult change of all things will make his ult go from awful to fine.

>people still whine about matchmaking
EOMM isn't real.
You are the constant.

>>532714227
Even though she never cheated once

>>532715070
Ignore him. Cucks project their fantasies into everyone but especially happily married couples.

>>532713742
Brown post
>>532710719
>>532711163
If i agreed with you anymore you would literally be me

>>532714979
>inspect element
very cool anon

>>532704637
>>532704754
Its asexual reproduction so it makes sense
>>532706883
That was when she was a novice. She'd need a fair bit of effort even now to do it

>>532660449
Outside the blonde hair these all look good and better than what we got. A damn shame.

4 losses because supports literally cannot counter ult or stand in the backline and heal. Its crazy

>>532707454
>>532708247
>>532709538
calm down cap/strange

>>532711027
Wait is Luna Snow a real person?

>>532699061
True but the Chinese are a close second. There's a reason they're called yellow versions of them

>Climb to gold
>get free skin
>play conquest and enjoy bikini mvps without any headaches
i solved the game

>>532716518
need sissy psylocke players to look at me like this

so I won all my ranked games tonight simply because the other team was solo tanking every time. it's crazy that people keep ignoring this universal truth

>request iron man ban
>"nah bro he's so easy to counter"
>enemy team have an iron man
>no one switches to counter him, or our hitscan just suck
>lose

>>532699627
Marvel Rivals doesnt have enough mid-line dps that benefit others. I can only think of Mr. Fantastic and Storm, both of which are not allowed to be broken yet provide great utility to the entire team. If more dps would just bite the bullet and go Ultron when supports are getting hunted down you'd win every game.

>>532701538
Yup. They will always compete with each other for male attention its so funny to see

I've made it a priority recently to pick on enemy jeffs who try to do overtime suicides and still lose the round. Those fags need to know its now its not a viable strat and stop throwing my games for clips

>>532700832
Trvth that shit is just nasty
>>532709302
Sorry anon Galacta pussy is for him only

Who's that?

>>532718195
Zola

>>532714979
"You are le constant" fags have basically no rebuttal to the millions of pictures of people posting utterly one-sided stomp fests.

>>532716279
Duh. She’s literally laying in my bed naked next to me.

>>532718234
Right, I forgot about him somehow.

>>532690867
>Medic
Rocket Raccoon
>Engineer
Peni Parker
>Pyro
Human Torch

>newfag
>starts playing with a few characters, mostly Spider-Man
>loses because I'm trash, win not because of me
>picks Human Torch
>starts winning and getting MVPs

Alright so im on my 5th loss and in 2 of them i had super malicious support players who took insanely personal when people asked them to swap

Im just gonna heal bot my way of this rank because its too much. It doesnt matter what I do. I constantly get fucked with healers. Its so bad in fact that im debating whether to even continue playing comp because the amount of bad healers ive gotten the further i climb is insane.

>>532718645
Spider-Man is f tier while torch is S. You can really feel the difference.

>>532718672
I just had a match where we had Luna Loki and the Luna got solo flanked by a Jeff and died to him twice. Then the Loki swapped to squirrel girl and the Luna went AFK in spawn.

I don't blame the Loki for giving up when someone playing the best character in the game gets diffed by fucking Jeff. Thank you eomm.

Marvel needs to thank NetEase for making The First Family popular again.

>>532718863
That's kinda what I was implying, The difference between him Spider Magik and Iron Man was jarring.
Also another impression of mine so far is that flying is quite OP here.

>>532716518
>>532713945
I'll jerk off

>watched my luna pump heals into the full health mag instead of me 1v1 the hela right beside her

>>532719328
Magik is pretty good. She's flexible enough. Iron Man is also pretty good. But shit like spiderman or Scarlet witch are dog shit and basically only exist to make some other f tier character's life hell.

>midtown, pick ultron like usual
>honestly an easy push, some resistance here and there but not bad
>see enemy is twitch streamer, decide to peek in to see their reaction
>they're in a duo with a cap who's been harassing our backline, the streamer has been a pain in the ass as strange constantly flying up and whipping me specifically
>"we got this their healers are trash"
>fine
>swap to rocket, immediately start trolling their cap every time he tries to push on me to backline
>strange no longer has a target to fly up and block with the shield, forced to mag on the ground
>manage to hold for a solid 5 minutes close to the end
>streamer rages and blocks three of their teammates
god I love trolling these guys

what was this guys problem?