Thread 532782796

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>Previous Thread
>>532649458

I’m not taking my Gunboats off.
I am Gunboats O’Toole!

>>532782796 (OP)
first balance change since jungle inferno

>>532783163
Hey you, take those gunboats off!

Wow, still didn't go with >>532758861 .

>>532783357
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7e/Soldier_no01.wav

>>532783271
it's crazy to think about now that you put it that way

yuiposter is here so it's the real thread

>>532780891
the problem with that one is that its the final point, because of which it ends up being hightower levels of cancer to push. i want a payload map with an interesting route all around, not a regular map with a cancer ending that requires you to push into the enemy spawn

Reminder to bully you local soldier main.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>532783695
>turbine torcher
good taste

>>532783470
that one has porn in it tho

>>532783617
fair enough

>>532782796 (OP)
yep, this is the thread

>>532783763
zesty won when the mobster didn't get added

3 NIGAS
ON CART

post fragging tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QpInkz9so

>>532784860
https://youtu.be/5JN2blqeUOQ

Love the loose

>>532783607
i love kitty

>>532784860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ

>>532784860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVwQYSVNJVM

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi

>>532783957
This thread is off-topic too.

>>532785685
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

i'm pyros

>>532785836
this butt femsoldier

ok, patch was shit. Now I'm in the MvM waiting room

>>532785756
>pl_aquarius
>hug taunt
>trickshot taunt
>cheater's lament
5000% more on topic than "AI george floyd standing next to asuka from EVA"

>>532785935
uoh...

>>532786112
I don't care, anime editions should be banned.

>>532786248
you just lost the game

>>532785070
why isn't there a strange rum bottle?

>>532786283
then they should also ban your asuka one dumbass

>>532786343
Fuck you

>>532785935
Blue archive is not a game for trannies and last I checked they are lots of trannies playing tf2

>floydshit thread 404'd
this thread won in the marketplace of ideas. floydautist forever seething no one wants his AI blackedshit in the OP

>>532786494
blue archive is not a game

>>532786379
I DIDN'T MAKE THAT THREAD NIGGA

>>532786928
then why are you singling out this one and not the other one... really makes you think

How do I get better at using the stickybomb launcher? It's not a very fun or satisfying weapon to get kills with, much unlike my favorite weapons, the stock grenade launcher and loose cannon, so I often use the tide turner and the eyelander when playing Demoman. Hybridknight is fun on goofoff maps like 2fort and hightower, but I'm worried that I'm using the charge as a crutch and it's stopping me from becoming a better Demoman player.
The Stickybomb Launcher is undoubtably an extremely powerful weapon, but I don't use it often because it's not "fun", though I should use it more often. I never got good with it, when I've gotten pretty good at aiming pipes and loose cannon cannonballs because they're more satisfying weapons to use.
I've used the Scottish Resistance more than I've used the stock SBL.

>>532787170
Treat it as a trap, goad players into them.

>>532786371
Too difficult to create stranges. Buy monk hair for heavy instead

>>532786248
>>532786343
>>532787706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>532785935
>be Blue Archive
>has 10 times less players on steam than tf2
>but 10 times faster generals than /tf2g/
I dont get it bros

>>532789279
4chan is a website that attracts mentally sick losers.

>>532789279
73% of those players aren't playing on servers right now.

>>532789279
4chan is a website that attracts alpha males, blue archive has a far higher percentage of chads.

>>532789279
Paedophiles have a humiliation kink and feel the need to remind everyone they are paedophiles.

Is matchmaking not working for anyone else right now?

sex with male pyro

>>532789279
Isn’t BA a phone game that only needs to be played for like five minutes a day
That might explain it that’s the truth

>>532782796 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

This keeps giving me "crafting failed, no matching blueprint" anyone know why? It's the Rail Spikes and the Medic Mech-Bag

Ice statues left behind from the spycicle should physically block enemy players and projectiles until they fall over

so, only spy got the best full cosmetics this update, medic got another boring coat and heavy got the mr. rostov which is nice...the rest is meh

>>532793829
headwear

>>532794837
Other non-head cosmetics usually work for me

>>532795302
Idk crafting isn't even worth doing anyways

>>532793829
maybe because those items are miscs, i can't think of any other reason

>>532789279
>>532789608
Sloppo poster has already admitted to not even playing the game. I imagine it’s the same for a lot of the people in those generals. Just excuse to post not even porn but sexually explicit images and reply ‘Uohhhhhhh’ and crying emoji images at each other like some weird cross internet JO session

which was the last community made map added to the game that resembles new mexico?

>>532789279
No one actually plays BA, they just fap to the doujins and porn (like me)

>>532789279
porn games lead to porn threads which are very fast
/tf2g/'s posting rate is always at it's highest when people are making it pornographic

>>532798028
people never make it pornographic in a way that's actually good tho

posting erotic images in a non-erotic game general is enough to call the poster a porn addict, even if the image is paired with a TF2 related message or discussion

>>532798028
Pornography?! Starring your mother?!

why don't pyros ever light my fucking arrows

>>532799007
because you keep spamming arrows at nothing and switching weapons every 2 seconds

Horse riding taunt when?

>>532799450
I don't do that I'm good

>>532799007
1. you are not compensating me to do that enough
2. you're a sniper, you don't know how hard it is for a pyro to light your arrows
3. chuds have played sniper and wanted their arrows lit up, you're a chudi for wanting that
4. the huntsman has existed since 2009, move on
You are not entitled to having your arrows lit, chud

Do you find it hard to find a Mann Up game? I am, but also I'm needing to play 1 mission to finish a tour.

>>532799007
Most other players are selfish in general

>>532799007
I always do, you can count on me to lighten up your day! (and arrows too)

He's so perfect bros

>>532799513
this whole taunt kill situation feels like a missed opportunity.
players have been asking for a revolver for engi for ages. it would be so easy to give him one, and they could easily balance it. just make the kill taunt the taunt for the weapon. hell, there are already animations for an engineer revolver in the files. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYW8BsJ6dQs
and if anyone asks
>do you seriously expect valve to add a new weapon at this point?
I wasn't expecting valve to add a new gameplay-affecting taunt at all, especially not one with a new weapon model. I wouldn't have asked for this if they didn't dangle it in front of my face.

i've been queueing for summer maps for the past 15 minutes and no matches. Is no one fucking playing these maps?

>>532804212
yeah same

>>532801296
Thanks I love y-you

>>532804212
casual died

>30 minutes in queue before the game gives up and randomly disconnects from it
yep, fucking dead game

>>532805291
quickplay vros???

I can't find any fucking games!
ERIC!

>>532805373
who cares, are you his bf or what, i've seen some posts about him in the last 5 threads, just say you like furry cock and move on ok?

>>532805373
thank god i use artix

I'm not a furry, but I think they're really cute

Zesty's server has a slot btw. Come join.

>play tranny game
>surprised to find tranny players

STOP POSTING FEMPYRO MENTAL ILLNESS IMAGES AND LOOK!
Something's wrong with the servers, even community servers appear to be randomly dropping players at the same time. What the hell's happening?
https://teamwork.tf/community/statistics

>>532805373
I have all the Fempyro merch

>>532805623
>married
homosexuals who want to feel like straights by fucking a transfem person, gross

>>532805732
>Boring 1 hour stalemate hell
nah im good

>>532805718
anon that's not good...

>>532805754
but enough about overwatch
>b-but tf2 is a tranny gam-
community updates dont count, 90% of them are tranny shit

>>532805754
this is history revisionism, tf2 was never a game for trannies. post badge you F2P tranny cretin

Fempyro gooners, this is your mindset

>caring about tranny tf2 players
rent free my nigga

>>532806214
>perverted homosexual
I mean... they're kind of a statistical outlier. You don't just take the word of someone who is self-admitted as the baseline.

>>532806325
you will always be a dude

>>532806214
would

We never reach image limits anyways.
I agree that TF2 is not a tranny game by the ways, I've been here long enough to remember when it had a lot of communication going on in the chat and no one took the a Valve game too seriously.

>>532806724
yeah I would throw him into a woodchipper too

>>532806214
Yuckers

>>532806847
>the a
Originally was
>the game seriously
Was supposed to become
>a Valve server
My bad, I need to double check my edits before I hit post.

>>532806715
wrong but suit yourself, im not the one spamming about it for 20 posts or so, rent free if you have a need to post their profiles everyday

this is it this summer update was such a disaster they finally pulled the plug on TF2

>>532807113
>wrong
you WILL ALWAYS be a dude tho

>>532805373
>transfempyro owns fempyro.com
sisters...

>played 1 game in 40 minutes
This update sucks.

>>532807219
>a dude
sure...whatever you say, tranny

>>532804135
>they could easily balance it
They could also easily select items and maps which aren't total dogshit, in theory. Zombie tf2 not having weapons added or balance changes is for the best.

>>532807370
glad you could understand that you will always be a man

>>532806715
do not post this dude i am a gooner and almost died of a heart atack

>>532807481
yeah, same to you
fucking retard kek

pyro boy

>>532808209
femboy

>zesty stream
>im banning vacc
Zesty is full reddit.

I just think the pyro attracts mentally ill people, i'm sorry that mostly trannies, furries, and pedophiles like the class.

>>532790158
garbage game. only play clash royale

>>532805986
oh no bro. xhe genuinely likes the gaudy lime cosmetics so much xhe commissioned art of it

Everyone here is mentally ill in some way

>>532789279
Blue Archive is a phone game, are you stupid? It has 5 million players on mobile and I doubt they're all gonna migrate to the Steam version that just came out 3 weeks ago

>>532798028
Blue Archive isn't a porn game

>>532805373
>fempyro_mental_illness_4
>>532805623
>fempyro_mental_illness_3
The only one mentally ill is you, obsessing over and categorizing random steam profiles like this and posting them every day. Get a life you fucking loser

>>532812004
TRVKE

>>532812004
nta but he can post his findings, it upsetting you kinda just makes you mentally ill for letting it call to you.

>>532812420
I'm not upset by it if all I did is call him out by his obsession and tell him to do something better with his time. It's honestly pathetic and so are you for defending it

>>532812674
See i can ask who cares like it's not new news that pyro players are all furfags/trannies/mentally ill faggots like yourself; but you're clearly just adding to the trope at this point. Have a good one.

>>532813023
I don't play pyro, in fact he's my least played class. The fact that you're getting mad at me for simply being the voice of reason shows how far gone you are. I pray you'll get help some day

>>532813223
>Tell you: hey man stop interacting with it if you dont find it impacts you
>You: you're mad bro, i pray for you, dawg you're mad!
whatever man

>>532813223
>he
???

532812004
seethe porn addict

>>532813495
>he
transfem pyro sisters... how do we respond?

>>532812004
He saved those images and categorized them, think about it.

>>532813458
You're the one who projected onto me calling me mad and a pyro player. I'm just setting the record straight. If you're getting mad just because I'm trying to help this anon stop wasting his life then you're either the same guy or as fargone as he is.

>>532813872
Yeah exactly, he's totally obsessed. Even gets mad if you tell him to get help.

>>532813872
the schizo obsessed with demofloyd poster also categorizes his stuff too....

>>532814029
son you use the word projection, but fail to see how you're talking about yourself. you're too far gone like you said. Ignore the posts you don't feel speak to you, it's kinda of simple. Also stop playing armchair psychologist, you're always exposing yourself when doing so by calling others things you clearly are.

>>532814029
>>532813872
>>532813223
>>532812674
>>532812004
trans girl feeling a little called out? :3

Why are you guys like this

>>532814182
What about this?

>>532814182
It's a mental sickness man

>>532814380
this bitch better have macro art

Who was that workshop creator or some shit who was ousted as a pedophile a couple weeks back?

>>532812004
>>532812674
>>532813223
preach it brother

>>532814823
this one?
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052431073

anyone kept count of how many threads floydautist made that inevitably failed after like 12 posts?

we won

>>532815150
It's too many for one man to keep track of

>>532815003
No

>>532789791
matchmaking is fucked rn

Whats next for TF2?

>>532814182
he does

>>532793829
i never had a problem with recrafting hats using miscs, and tf2 has shit the bed before telling me there was no matching blueprint for something that obviously did; the game also wouldnt let you select those items if it thought they werent eligible
restart your game or verify files, tf2 is just whiny like this

Here's you're blu sniper bro

>struggling to queue for Pressure right now
>saw on Zesty's stream earlier that he also got raped by queues
Uh oh, Valve was warned that matchmaking couldn't handle 100+ maps, they did nothing about it, and shit's breaking again. Who would have thought?

Would Caber getting regular melee stats back be a good buff? Guranteed self-damage on first hit is enough of a downside desu.

>>532815691
to this day i still dont understand why valve doesnt remove maps. im pretty sure they take maps in and out of ranked in counter strike all the time, and those maps are the ones people actually play

>>532815894
even valve is afraid of the emporium cabal that they will go ape shit on them if even one thing is removed

>>532815631
If you can't tell that's blue you're probably colour blind.

>>532816538
wrong

You know it's bad when even Redditors are pretending not to see the Sharknado reference because it's just too old and unfunny even for them.

>>532806214
blackface is based

>>532815860
that or random crits would be fine

this is $0.40 on the market, all the hats are bad.
What's so special?
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Summer%202020%20Cosmetic%20Case

>>532818259
It's new
wowee
Please give us money

>>532818427
2020 case you retard
READ

>>532818259
it's old
wowee
Please give me money

>>532818548
retards need no reply

Welp matchmaking is (predictably) fucked
Guess no TF2 5 me

>>532818259
trader mains unboxing old cases because you can get the new unusual effects on them for a limited time

>>532815631
>here's your blu sniper bro

>>532818696
Why aren't you playing a community server?

>>532818738
If you can't see he is blue you are colorblind

>>532818812
Damn you're right

Every time you guys talk about color recognition I think of this

>>532819213
discord groomer ass meme

>>532819624
I got it from reddit actually

>>532819956
That just kinda confirms it man

>>532820014
Wait I mean I got it from Reddit through Google Search

https://youtu.be/3MYEtQ5Zdn8
What mindset do you main?

>>532815631
>copy this loadout but paint the hat darn brown
>become effectively invisible in front of wood or brick walls
Yeah, this won't be exploited at all

>>532820242
engineer cuz im an autist

>Queueing for just the new summer maps times out.
>Queueing for all is also timing out.

Nani the fuck

>>532816538
This.

>>532815691
>saw on Zesty's stream
Stopped reading right there.

>>532820964
The same thing happened when scream fortress inflated the map rotation by ~50 total maps. Casual is on its last legs, and Valve probably has to do an emergency fix again in the coming week.

>>532820964
valve pulled the plug on casual sorry bro

>>532820964
Matchmaking is broken for the summer update, a tale as old as 2010.

Guys I think Eric Smith might not love us.

>>532822648
he's been a paycheck stealer for a while

>>532822648
Trust ze plan, day of the Demolition update soon

>>532823943
DELUSIONAL

>>532824425
LITTLE

>>532824425
He got rid of the Desk Engineer flags even though those were hidden "easter eggs" too, why would this be any different?

>>532812004
giving a picture a filename is obsessing now?
it took me 5 minutes to find these profiles, you can do it yourself, they are in the first two pages of results when searching for 'fempyro' in steam community
screenshotting, cropping and giving these files a name (unthinkable obsession) took me another 5 minutes

>>532824648
Probably the Trans S. Wright door precedent. I think.

>>532824648
because he didnt remove the tranny door and this one isn't even visible ingame

>>532824739
But who cares?

>>532823943
They should just remove the whole map. I haven't seen anyone praise it other than people praising it for le trans rights, after 1 minute of playing it I didn't want to be there anymore lol

>>532824739
You're also so obsessed you're spamming them every day... brother I think it's time you logged off and stopped letting them live rent free in your head

>>532825336
I dont see you complaining about the gacha pedoshit spam or the naked tranime girl spam, yet suddenly spam is a problem when it's about making fun about the trannies who goon to fempyro

>>532826012
Everyone is anonymous here buddy I do complain about it. I don't want to see your tranny obsession OR loli porn