>>214248449
what did she want bros

>>60888430
>vacuum all the gold
>vacuum all the silver
>vacuum all the platinum
>vacuum everything
China is eating good lately.

>>513813423
I need to get into being an illegal alien.

>>213821791
>00:51

>>534941372
whoa 32 whole degrees?

got a mega marner loading, bros
the type that makes you feel like you lost 2 inches off your waist after dropping it

>>512346071
isn't it strange?
how on the earth surveilled by aliens
a guy kills himself in a locked prison room surveilled by prison guards

got a UC review tomorrow

>>532798028
Pornography?! Starring your mother?!

>>532713662
HOLY SAGGERS
imagine those things decomposing in your mouth as you suck on them

>>510994877
Thanks, I haven't heard such good news since the last time we bombed something

Apologize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYxOwVe31Lg
they were right all along

>>937240736
tight

Dat thigh gap.

The Ministry of Labor denies information about the import of 1 million migrants from India to Russia

For Indian citizens, the quota for 2025 is 71,817 work permits throughout the country, the department explained to TASS.

In this thread I collect your apologies for scaring the shit out of me

>>212546573
how does it smell?

>>509516198
he's way in the foreground
she's way in the background

they are actually friggan yuge

>>508228008
Phew
I was worried you didn't make it AIDSanon

One day at a time man, just one day at a time

>>507928781
>Pork schnitzel
God, what kind of test is this?!

>>211872699
goed nieuws, anon
>het gaat nog veel warmer worden

>>507739246
LAW AND ORDER

>>507588555
O shit that looks nice with that frena bread thingy

Uh…guys?

I don't even know how to HAVE sex. I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin. I literally don't even know where the vaginal hole is and just found out a few years ago women have TWO holes around that area not including the actual anus. Like serious, another hole (urethra) near the vagina that isn't the fucking anus? It was mind-blowing to me when I did some brief research (including studying simple picture diagrams of the anatomy of a vagina) and it's still mind-blowing to me today.

I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes? Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vagina? Do you think she'd like that?

Fuck that, how do you even get to THAT point and even court a woman? Do I just scan the room I'm in and look for a woman giving me a very friendly smile and ask if she's sexually attracted to me? I don't have a car or a home that I can just bring her to (I live with my grandmother who's a hoarder and my room is also a mess), I can just ask her for me to take an Uber to her place or we can meet at a cheap motel somewhere right? I've never used an Uber before, but I may have to. Do you think she could pick me up and drop me back off after? Or maybe she picks me up and I get an Uber back home after?

I was thinking about just chewing a few Bluechew to make sure I can actually get it up and keep it up because I'll probably be concerned about staying hard the entire time because of self consciousness when I try to actually have the sex (if that's even possible)

I need help badly.

>>149187741
dang stupid jumpscare goal

>reddit asks why asuka is german
>they don't know it's literally a ww2 reference