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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

nigger!

>>508924485
>he runnin

>>508924485
Niggers!

This nog can't corner

TYB
We got a motorcycle chase - here's hoping it ends up like this chase thread classic

Please wipe out

That nigger is gawn.

>>508924542
>the onions face for a donut

>>508924529
is he ok?

nigger got rekt

>>508924583
Thanks webmanon, that was great

Stabbing your belly every month just to lose 34lbs? Just quit carbs, salt, and empty calories for a few weeks you fatsos

>>508924613
>is he ok?
Yeah, he's just taking a nap

>>508924538
Richland lost another chase

The degradation of enforcing the law is so embarrassing. Then you wonder why things just elevate to the next level of insanity.

>>508924629
many such cases
always wypipo fault

>>508924529
Once I heard the cop say:
>90 miles an hour
>Approaching the railroad tracks
I knew it was gonna be over.

Pleeeaase send in hungry K9 with powerful bite force

>>508924173
in a just world, those responsible would be charged with treason and could be sued by addicts and their families. but i guess your voters chose it.

>>508924319
congrats

badass lightning

Didn't he have no helmet on wtf fucking disappearing nigger

>>508924529
A little peroxide on that and he'll be fine.

>>508924687
yup. cops can't enforce laws, courts let them go or give them a slap on the wrist. all policies that come from the top. billionaires bent on destroying our society by funding pro-criminal candidates.

motorcycle crash wasn't caught on camera, shit

>>508924831
>billionaires bent on destroying our society by funding pro-criminal candidates.
>billionaires
It's ok anon, you can say it on /pol/

>>508924529
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/west-hills-stolen-motorcycle-suspect-identified-as-ruben-contreras-jr/

>>508924831
How does setting violent animals free benefit billionaires?

>>508924882
they're not all jews
for example steve jobs ex wife, bill gates ex wife, these bitches are all using their billion dollar settlements and inheritance to also fund communist shenanigans

>>508924583
ty webm man

>>508924955
we beg them for the "cure" which is more surveillance and less freedom.

>>508925008
Surveillance of whom? And how does surveilling them benefit billionaires?

>>508924831
no offense but first time here? they hate our way of life and us. why else would you live to destroy a people and their nation?

>>508925054
feeling of power and control

>>508924959
yup was just telling someone about that. and the walmart heiress who bankrolled No Kings Day

>>508924723
Thanks! It was a rough road to now but I feel great now and lost 45 pounds already!

>>508925054
surveillance of you to make sure you don't leave your 15 minute city, eat bugs, own nothing, and live in ze pod. in other words, to make sure you're a good goy

>>508925106
What control?

>>508924955
It's called anarcho-tyranny you set criminals loose on the middle class in hopes they flee somewhere else and then you only have to deal with the very poor who are easily controlled.

>>508924963
Would

Is there a K9 officer mouthwash for after they bite perps? Should be

>>508924681
that's a lot of nap juice coming out of him

>>508925147
troll. stop playing dumb and wasting our time

>>508925147
control of you

I hope he's laying down somewhere and gets bit

>>508925289
I hope he's dead

i'd climb a tree

>>508925239
If you watch closely, you can see the dented street sign still swinging from the impact.

>>508925289
one can only hope

>>508925199

What if I bite a cop for… some reason?

hope we get a bite

>>508925328
worse idea that's what the ISIS guys did in Russia when they bailed out of their car and were easily found after

How does a nigger survive that REEEEEE

I love it when they bring out the dogs. I hope he gets to eat someone tonight.

>>508925247
>>508925260
No now I'm curious what this alleged control of me results from letting violent apes fuck up society?

>>508925389
All that vegetation worked as a cushion, might have broken bones but clearly not in his legs

>>508925389
Perhaps he hit it so hard he exploded into nigger mist

>>508925462
they explode into purple drank

>>508925426

now I know you're an idiot

>>508925008
>>508925054

So the target audience for Mattress Firm is insufferable assholes? That's who they want to sell to?

VLC link?

>>508925631
VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

>>508925611
basically most normies

I think the brush broke his fall

>>508925673
Yeah, I guess. Tomato/tomahto.

Dumbass left his wallet or it would’ve been a clean escape

>>508925611

Where have you been?

He left his fucking wallet holy shit

>>508925343
>What if I bite a cop for… some reason?
you will get kill

>>508925788
hahaha

>bike registered to the nigger
>dropped his wallet
So he's running for no reason

>>508925771
they can check the registration on the bike, goofy

>>508925858
Unless it's stolen of course

do the dogs ever just pick up on random wrong scents? like hwat if a jeet was in the area earlier and the dog is just following the smell of shit.

>>508925775
It's one thing to be annoying, but the ad with the nigger slurping down the guacamole and leaving his spit covered pig fingers in it is just fucking gross.

>>508925788
Maximum criminal intelligence

>>508925826
>So he's running for no reason
He has two choices: be detained by the cops, or run and be free

>>508925826
Correct. Its like the retards that demand an amberlampse for no real reason. Its delaying jail for just another hour or so.

This K9's name is Circles

EMS coming in 2 hours

>>508925935
This is why I can't stand goldfish.

Fuck what if he starts throwing rocks

>>508925964
Back in the 80’s and 90’s people and earlier people wanted to go to jail fast so they could bailout before their fingerprints came back from the FBI. If you had warrants and used a fake ID it would take several days for your fingerprints to hit a match and you could bail out of jail before they actually knew who you were.

>>508926155
in the late 90s when I rolled with a skinhead crew here this one guy would purposely go to jail to see a free dentist so he'd throw a garbage can at the first cruiser he saw. 3 weeks later he'd be back with a new tooth

>Lights off
>25 in a 45
>Female
We're up in all the stereotypes tonight

>>508926320
>>508926320
smart. any other skinhead stories?

>>508924681
good thing he dead
would not want to wake up to that destroyed pelvis and most likely spine

>>508926320
Yep and nowadays they basically take your entire handprint rolling it over the digital fingerprint scanner and can look up your entire information instantly. Back then you could lie and they had no way to verify anything you were saying for days and even weeks, but also back then the cops would beat the fuck out of you with a nightstick and plant a knife on you if they decided to kill you on the side of the road. My dad who grew up in the 50’s and 60’s actually knew a cop that kept a knife on him for the exact purpose of if he decided to kill someone on the side of the road and would call it self defense.

>Who the hell is this little mulatto?
>Mom, that's your grandson Marcus
>Well then where's the father?
>Mom, I...

>>508926520
those have to be shitskins or thirdies. they do that all the time

camera guy getting fired

don't save her

Do a barrel roll

>>508926651
If ads told the truth...

Goin ta Applebees!

Applebee's

Those Applebee's Sizzlin' Skillets are to die for

applebees isn't that bad these days. understandable

It was awful polite of her to PIT herself

>>508927004
>>508927007
Dat spinach dip tho….

>not racing to get chili's baby back ribs
>why live

Dan is such a shyster

>>508927057
>I love coachin' them girls!
You know for the price applebees or chilis, its only like 50% more expensive than fast food but 500% better in quality and atmosphere.

what's in the bottle

TGI Fridays loaded potato skins

>>508926948
it was a nice roll

>You can buy fetish urine at any gas station
Uh, really?

Piss fetish anon was a nigger the whole time

>that is fetish urine
He has been missing from these threads lately...

He's gonna lecture this guy and let him go

Fucking gas station Arabs and Pajeets will sell anything especially illegal shit
And did this nigga just admit to loving piss?

PISS FETISH ANON... I SUMMON THEE

>i have sexual fetishes.
>i like to urinate on people
>sometimes i pour it on myself

going with the p diddy defense. interesting choice, lets see how it plays out

>>508927138
>They sell fake urine in a gas station in Tennessee
>This guy uses it for his 'sexual fetish'
That's not the excuse I was expecting

i capped that shit but there's no audio allowed in /pol/ sorry niggers

Piss fetish anon sister it so over

>>508926377
I was only in it as a teenager but one good story there was a guy in the crew who carried a meat cleaver in a holster in his shirt and was a limousine driver when he wasn't running wild in the streets. He was contracted to drive around escorts and once used that cleaver on a trick who didn't pay, got arrested, was looking at serious time in pre-trial, made his own laundry guy uniform, talked his way to the prison garage, stole the laundry truck, picked up his passport at home, got on the first flight to serbia and was never seen again.

>>508927366
That was piss fetish anon hence why he isn't posting

i got gas at the very pump pissman is stopped at years ago

I think the cop is wrong about the law
If he's not using the piss for a drug test, and doesn't intend to use it, then it's legal to possess it

>cut him a break
told you. fuck this chatterbox cop that doesn't enforce the laws

>>508927556
So they should be asking him where he bought it so they can go arrest the owner

piss fetish anon is a nigger, lol

>white or hispanic
come on

>Possibly White
obviously both are Latin. Fuck you, Dan.

>>508927682
Right, the law IS pretty crystal clear that you can't sell it at all.
So if it's really from a gas station, the owner needs to get fined for it

>girth
Was this necessary?

Just like me at the jogging paths.

>prey
>FROGS

>>508927556
the cop was telling him that before he said it was only for sex
but it being next to a used drug pipe is at least suspicious

get back to work

Isn't riding like that illegal?

>>508927831
depends on the state
in MD (where I live) you can do it if you're over 16
if you're under 16, the posted speed limit has to be under 25mph

>>508927831
When you're a cop you can basically do whatever you want on the road if you can say it was necessary in the investigation of a crime.

>>508927831
varies state to state.

>>508927682
>>508927725
I had a girlfriend who was a stripper and she was on probation in TN for shooting someone during a failed home invasion and she received 6 months in prison and 10 years probation… She used to buy her neighbor’s piss which was a fat old lady and would put it in a eyedrops bottle and put it inside her push upside down when she would go every month to her probation officer for her monthly drug test. She would sit on the toilet and just unscrew the cap on the eyedrops bottle and then hand it to her PO and it would still be warm when her PO would drop the test strip in it.

>>508927556
I'm actually on the suspect's side this time. Insinuating WHY someone is doing something is an extremely lefty mind-reader sort of take. Who's the cop to say he isn't doing a P Diddy with this fake piss? Of course it's for a drug test, but still, having a police officer be the arbitrator of why someone does something sounds like some commie Your Real Father Is the State sort of nonsense.

>>508927831
We have a guy here named Rick Hansen you can google who is an 'athlete and activist' he was pissed wasted in the back of a pickup truck with his piss wasted friends driving, got in a crash, toolbox in the bed of the truck crushed his spine, paralyzed from waist down.

>>508927980
>10 years probation
That's ridiculous

>>508927800
Yeah, the cop had a good reason to continue the search of the car
But that law seems like it's really poorly written - like most laws recently, come to think of it

>>508928045
Holy shit drawanon, that's so fucking good

>>508928045
Pussy pass for a 19 year old, I started dating her when I was 22 and she was 23

>>508928045
>That's ridiculous
>people should just be allowed to invade your home and shoot you.

Lads, remember to join us on picrel

>>508928169

KYS NIGGER FAGGOT

>>508928195
he can't spam the link anymore and has to refer to the pic the absolute state

>doesn't have his ID because he's going to home
>7 kids
It checks out

>>508928097
Thanks, have the original.

:dadparrot:

Assume the buckbreaking position
>Can I knock on the door for my mom?
That house looks really quite a nice house in an expensive neighborhood

Looks like a nice home, too. Yet, he still decides to be a criminal.

>>508928466
Checked. Lots of rentals or cheap suburban houses/townhomes on the outskirts of Atlanta for cheap.

>>508924385 (OP)
Israel is attacking US civilians, because if they attacked the US military, the US military would fight back.

>>508928466
>>508928533
There are nice section 8 housing believe it or not

>>508927271
Noice

>>508928608
Habbening? Is Lookner live or what’s going on?

>>508928654
All the happenings were cancelled anon.
Nothing is happening except your stock market surged today to 'historic levels' I hope you invested in My Pillow or something.

>>508928486
Notice she's mad at cops, not her shooter son

>>508928389
Please don't tell me some asshole confused superglue and eye drops inside a CVS and blinded themselves.

Join us on picrel for the afterparty :wahey:

>>508928723
Thanks leaf, but I didn’t know if something else popped off while I’ve been watching /opl/.

>>508928800
>literal aids

>>508928608

Thanks for stopping by.

>>508928802
Trump just announced a gaza ceasefire 'soon' so even that is over.
We all know Trump is going to get his nobel peace prize, wear it around his chest in every interview and say 'you know mine is worth much more than Obama's this one is 99.8% gold'

Good grief, 2 previous on segments in the final hour. Just get better counties, Dan.

>>508928800

die in a fire you colossal faggot

Dan goes into defense attorney mode for the scumbag. Can't help himself.

>cop just kind of juggles your testicles
What is happening with that department?

Trafficking fent in FL is a serious problem this nig is cooked they are handing out like life sentences now

>>508929037
doing the job that scumbags make necessary

>>508929052
but you heard him say they planted it

>>508928750
That's exactly what happened.
Dan started the scene by saying: "There's reports of moaning in a pharmacy bathroom."
Then the cops arrived to the restroom and some woman is screaming inside about her eyes burning.
>picrel was some black lady in a loose shirt jumping up and down because she knew it was OPL filming outside her apartment

>>508928968
Honestly I could fucking careless if Trump gets a Nobel peace prize and brags about how they decided to make it twice the side of regular Nobel peace prizes that after 99.9% gold like the maple leaf gold coin. As long as the Jews stop killing innocent men, women and children who are just standing in line for food treating it like it’s the squid games on who they shoot.

>>508929250
>THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING

Lads, remember to join us on picrel for the afterparty

are floridians ok with people smoking weed in their car

>>508929333
Triple trips checked… At least Trump is telling these fucking sycophants who have been obsessed with killing each other to knock it the fuck off and quit killing each other. I’m glad he said they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and told Israel to turn the fucking planes around and they did

Ghettos are a thing of the past.

Tons of African Americans have entered into the middle and upper classes

The amount of black Americans in generational ghetto poverty is at record lows

Over 67% of black american families are two-parent black american families

>>508929584
That actually looks remarkably like the home that the guy was arrested at

>have a driver's license
>not know how to put a car in park

In my city's upper middle class and affluent neighborhoods alone, I've seen numerous successful black families

why'd they just bleep "sidewalk"

cops are FAGGOTS

I hope every cop DIES

He was trying to get arrested. Its a weird feral dominance instinct to try and tread through that.

>>508929676
Cope harder

These black people still outbid whitey

Pic related saves more lives and has a far higher salary than the average white person who browses /pol/

>>508929742
Anon if there is no cops then we become the cops, and hand out a death sentence or public lashing for basically every minor crime. That's why cops exist because otherwise we're in the back of a pickup with an AK47

>>508929815
he probably also ruins more lives than the average brown person who browses /pol/, so there's that

These black people paid the taxes for the EBT of a meth-addicted white guy in Iowa

This black homeowning family paid the taxes for the EBT of some drug-addicted white redneck man in West Virginia

Ghettos are non-existent across the country because their former residents have moved on up into the American middle and upper class

>>508929924

found the nigger

>>508929735
I think it was "fucking sidewalk" and they just went a little heavy on the bleep

>>508929761
Also having the city give them a $30k down payment assistance for disadvantaged/displaced communities and another $15k down for 1st home buyer’s assistance and then another 20k grant for minority homebuyers and getting a 3.5% down payment home loan

>>508929970
>found the nigger
That retard is certainly spamming like a nigger, that's for sure
I'm assuming it's shrimpfag who's butthurt because nobody goes to his honeypot anymore

chief needs to lose about 40lbs

That nigger is a ghost
Left his wallet and registered bike, disappeared into the negro abyss

Guns
And
Titties

>>508929970
America's ghettos have been declining rapidly for decades

>>508930074

because the dumbfucks keep shooting each other. problem is solving itself.

>>508930116
you're so easily baited

>>508930116
That's not the reason why ghettos have declining populations

The reason why ghettos like Detroit have been experiencing population declines is because more and more Black Americans have moved on up into the middle and upper class than ever

>>508929815
I understand how you want to appoint coloureds to high paying roles they aren't capable of doing under normal circumstances but must you make them doctors or anything where incompetence can lead to death?

Why not pay some rapper to make more shit music and spam it in the radio like usual until stupid white girls start singing along?

The amount of 2 parent Black families in America has risen drastically in recent decades

In 2000, a mere 25% of black families were two-parent black families

Now, over 67% of black families are two-parent black families

Just tuning in now! Did I miss anything of note?

>>508930336
Cope Tariq or some faggot ass pseudo intellectual nigger who found your way here… Tariq is conning all you 85 niglets about we wuz, dumb nigger.

>>508930433
Kek, that cop with the sticks didn't even know what car to spike

>>508930530
I'm not conning anyone

My comments are all verifiable facts

Black Americans are more well-off than ever before