it's never been this over...

Gurubashi - 1x - PvP - No Crossfaction

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When does Project Epoch release?
Saturday, July 26th at 12pm EST

>What is Project Epoch?
Project Epoch is a new World of Warcraft Classic+ private server. It delivers an expansion's worth of new content to the world we all love adding fresh areas, stories, dungeons, and challenges across Azeroth - built on the robust and modern foundation of the Wrath of the Lich King client.

>What are some of its features?
New talents, with 51 points available at 60. New spells. Reworks and brand new areas, zones, dungeons, raids, and items. Project Epoch's PvE realm is crossfaction, meaning you can talk, group, trade, friend, guild, and raid with the other side. But for those who are less diplomatic there is a Warmode that sets you as PvP and allows you to level through PvP. There will also be a separate PvP realm with all the features of the PvE realm except no cross-faction. Any benefits you'd have gotten from the PvE realm's Warmode challenge are now enabled automatically on the PvP realm. Check the Discord for more information.
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>/epog/ Guilds
LOL
Anons are planning to /join DESU (the password is DESU) and chat in that private channel.

>Latest News
In anticipation of a large launch, Project Epoch has announced they will release a second server alongside the original first. This will be a PvP server called Gurubashi.

>Previous
>>532803297

guess i'll have to finish the gta 4 campaign instead of playing pochie

WoW has so much wonderful art why do all these OP use AI slop

at least I can goon to sloppa

NO NEGATIVITY IN THE WAR ROOM

Latest update

NEVER EVER

POP THESE SERVERS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA
THESE DEVS SOME SILLY NIGGAS

Been asleep
>blocked trooncord
>no forum
where the hell am I supposed to post my feelings about this bunch of niggers

>>532817892 (OP)
Do I have permission to stroke my peanits to this image?

mop won btw
anni won btw

What games are you all playing?

Us Turtle chads just can't keep winning
So excited for UE5, working servers and kino Grim Batol 40man

>>532818167
this would be funny if it wasnt ai shit

>servers launched this week
>SoD still has more players online than Epoch

You, yes you anon.

Do not play epoch. Yes thats right, leave me and MY server alone, i don't need you or anyone of you degenerate faggots on here clogging up my queue.

There are plenty of other faggy servers for you faggots to shit up, take your pick faggot.

Stay off epoch and leave it to the people who deserve it (me).

TRVKE: the pvp server worked just fine, it's all the tranny custom shit like crossfaction that makes the pve server not work so the solution is just to not have a pve server

>>532818249
>where am I supposed to post about niggers

>>532818410
You're just going to quit a week after you hit max level again

>>532818167
Very much fun, saar. I spattered my curry!

Gurugods wonned

Kezatroons lost

Time for some Warcraft III

>kezan

I’m very active in the crypto community and this has all the hallmarks of a rugpull.

>>532818296
Jerez Arena 3 of course

>>532818673

Im a professional human and you have all the hallmarks of a faggot

>>532818673
damn you must be really bad at crypto

>>532818673
Why would some take 5 years, without accepting money for the first 3, to a scam like this?

did they not do a stress test? how big was the stress test that they actually believed they could handle a launch like this

NEW FRESH

>>532788164

>>532818673
but can this break the rugpull glass ceiling created by PlayTBC and Felmyst? it's a high standard

Classic GOD here laughing at you retards

>>532818882
The stress test had 1700 players and worked just fine. Really makes you think

>>532817892 (OP)
I'm playing Guild Wars 2 instead and I'm having a BLAST!

>>532818910
>lingerie bottoms
>calvin klein bra
what the fuck is her problem?

>>532818942
nice 15 posts per hour "general" you have there furfag

>>532818910
whats that monitor?

How do we fix this shit?

>>532819016
She's signaling that she likes her men dark

He predicted it
>Epoch will flop because the devs don't know what they're doing

What goes on in the war room?

>>532819016
woman disease

using my one hour cd to send love to the devs

>>532819154
pic related

>>532819154

>>532819139
context?
It's cool that Alex has so many launches under his belt, maybe he was whitekidney all along?

>>532819246
>maybe the server would run better if we made it more trans?

>>532819139
he keeps being right. how does he do it?

>>532819124
she's playing valorant so she likes asian men actually.

>>532819078
I blame ff14 refugees for ruining classic+

>My message to the west: Inshallah the epoch devs will return the server to its proper glory
really powerful video he just released

The British have let us down

>>532819154
war

>>532819154
Right now? Nothing, it has been raided 15 minutes ago by the German police for the unconstitutional use of dangerous words like "Krieg".

Believe it or not, that was the best outcome
I know, I know, you got that tingling feeling of anticipation again
But that feeling belongs to the past
Maybe you could recreate some form of it if you started a family and had kids or something
But we both know that past a certain age, past a certain threshold of expected responsibilities, an mmo shouldn't incur those feelings anymore

It was only an illusion
Had the servers worked, that feeling of excitement would've inevitably collided with the stark reality
You are no longer that carefree child

>>532819347
They're Kraut Troons, faggot.

>>532819459
You're right, I'm a manchild, maybe that's why I'm still having a blast playing private servers for a 21 year old game.

*takes a refreshing sip of Pearl Milk tea*
Aah... Yep. Looks like MoP won.

We need someone serious and with experience, like Gummy, to make an actual decent vanilla server

>>532819567
Grok and ChatGPT finally fixed their code

my character is ready but i cant play...

>>532819567
>please gibs donation
>that won't actually help you though
what? why would you admit this lol

>>532819459
Idk why people invest so much into a fucking private server man

>

>devs wanted to filter all the tourists so they implemented a bunch of "bugs" to make the server super unstable which will cause all the ADHD zoomers to lose interest leaving only actual WoW fans left for the community

Honestly this was the most brilliant launch in private server history and all the 20 IQ retards are just too stupid to realize it. In a few months time people will look back on this as the single smartest things the devs could've done to aid in the launch of Project Epoch.

>Can't even join the discord for updates
Glad I didn't stay up
see you in like 2 weeks

>>532818970
thats actually wild
they said they got 100k premade characters. i wouldve assumed 20k people would show up for launch on a saturday but they thought 1.7k was good enough for a stress test

>>532818296
Lost Life

>>532819525

The Germans have let us down. Again.

Chances of Epoch coming back up in the next 5 hours?

>>532819334
Pochie lost. XIV won. Now be a good loser and come sniff my Estradiol empowered farts~

>>532819664
They only opened donations cause werido whales BEGGED them to

anni won BIGLY

>>532819664
they are seeming humble or authentic before the rug

>>532819663
loony troony

>>532819728

>>532819692
the fuck else were they supposed to do? they can't just snap their fingers and conjure 20k players to stress test the servers for them. Just consider tonight the stress test

>>532819691
see you tomorrow

>>532819775
Imagine still playing Classic or Blizzlike servers in 2025.

>>532819663
Mod?

>>532819692
>they said they got 100k premade characters
90% gained in the last week. They should've closed the registrations at 30k or so, even if that would've been probably too late already.

>>532819728
>5 hours

>>532819921
>they can't just snap their fingers and conjure 20k players to stress test the servers for them
lol there have been tools available for wow private servers for about a decade that let you do exactly this

Just using my 1h CD to send some love to the devs <3

>>532819931
God i hope so

They should have turned off character/account reg. at like 50k. Retards.

>>532819858
macfags btfo

>>532819936
>Imagine still playing
yeah 'pochtards would have trouble with that wouldn't they

this flopped harder than PlayTBC

based devs waiting until eurofags go to sleep for the real launch

I blame SoD and ff14 refugees.

>>532819625
amen cister

>>532820103
KEKAROOOOOOO
TRVKA

>>532820103
>kezan was causing the problems and gurubashi was fine
>take down both realms

>>532819728

I fully expect the website and discord to be closed by the time I wake up.

>>532820089
And never turned it back on?

>>532819346

why would sodomites even want to play a vanilla+ server when they clearly just want r*tail-?

>>532820103
POCHIES BTFO!!!!!!!

>>532820191
good

FUAAAAAAAARK

>>532817892 (OP)
Where to find a torrent of the 3.3.5 client

>>532820103
Epoop troonies.....

server will be up Noon GMT+1

Apologize to Shenna.
RIGHT NOW.

I should be slutting it up on my Nelf by now.

I just had a big shid and now i sleep

>>532820305
>piercing
>shitty tattoos

>>532818410
cross faction isnt actually custom but the default form of the game.
even on live servers back in the day if you happened to get into an instance with the other faction because of a bug you could play together, trade and buff/heal etc because the areas weren't flagged as controlled by either faction, nor contested

>>532820271
Fresh meat for them to feast upon

>>532819994
why are discord retards spamming this?

VVHITEMANE PVMP

If XIV goes anti-tranny next expansion I am officially joining /team weeb/.

Laughing at people who fall for these servers every time is one of the little joys in life.

>>532818296
XXL Woofia

>>532820634
>PVMP
Player versus male penis?

AHHHHH LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN

Update: devs had some warm milk and went to bed

>>532819016
bottom to attract attention
bra because it became some woman meme

Women are primitive and basic.

>>532820642
Erm... please stay on W*W, you give me the icks

well you had your fun but all things must come to an end
time to put on the dress and prep the warbvll

>>532820765
deport this stinky cat back to limsa

>>532820634
My Kezan character looks like that.

>>532820765
>the ick
You have BPD.

OSRS WON

Warrior with engi or alch if I wanna PVPmaxx on Epoch? I know warriors get molested in WPVP but which one is better

Just came back from work and I thought there would be 15s running around with the engi goggles already but apparently we can't play. What's the devs answers on this? Is the launch going to be re-scheduled or do we have to wait until the servers just pop back?

>>532819663
Sex and share IGN

>>532820785
>balance even worse than ret
Not like this chickenbros...

>>532820882
is this a real screenshot for a version of WoW it looks like AI made that ui lol

I'm going to sleep, shit better be working in the morning.

>>532820892
are you seriously which is better between alchemy and engineer on a fucking pvp server?

>canceled a date today with a cute t-girl for this
Wtf was I thinking

>>532820785
>enhance shaman that high
totem bros...

grim

official update in 30 minutes

>>532821119
I'm sure he'll get over it.

Turtle sisters.. We're winning!

how many goon seshs can i slam into 30 minutes

>>532820785
God I love being a big dick warrior chad

I WANT TO PLAY LET ME IIIINNNNN

Kezan - 1x - PvE - Crossfaction

30 minutes! go pee, grab a snack, get yourself a drink.

>>532820785
Is this sod? What happened to melee hunter, I haven't played in ages.

>>532821216
AHA YOU FAGGOT DOUBTED ME

Kezan - 1x - PvE - Crossfaction.

I'll play... just a bit I swear

>>532821119
ROYAL FUCK UP

So what happened? Too busy this weekend to play I was gonna pick it up next week

>>532821119
Ask her to play Epoch with you sis!

JAINA PVMP

>>532821216
Please god let them try again and it fails again

Kezan - 1x - PvE - Crossfaction put it back in the op

>>532821119
You could've been swallowing his cum right now, anon.

This was supposed to be the White Man: The Server and now everyone is making fun of it...

>>532821480
Fucked Arthas, also fucked a blue dragon and an orc.

wait. The PvE server.

The server than everyone is defaulting to and all the prog guilds are gonna be on is some kind of tranny PvE thing where we all hold hands and kiss in goldshire?

wtf? what was wrong with original pve?

>>532821216
Should I buy or short turtlecoins now?

I hope they try again and it all goes as expected and we all get to have fun on epoch :)

i FUCKING told you retarded ass nigger ePOOch jeetshills that the devs are incompetent. the first open stresstest thar couldnt even handle 300 people in the starting zones? that was only up for two, TWO HOURS? i TOLD YOU. now, listen to this: this server has other big problems. you will wish the servers never went up so you could keep living in a dream that discord shilltrannies fabricated for you. let me tell you what else will happen
>class balancing total joke, all casters are trash
>there WILL be a meta where raids will be forced to take gutted casters for buffs
>harder content+less dps from og hardhitters results in frustration
>custom quests sometimes cant be finished
>custom dungeon mechanics do not really work
>most professions are still not worth it
>leveling without leveling spec if you want to do any dungeon past 36+
>a LOT has been changed in the world, completely killing the nostalgia factor
>changes are shit btw
>HIGHLY moderated chat that WILL ban you for the smallest things or what just triggered the mod that day
i kept telling you retards for a whole month. A WHOLE MONTH. i told you right after both stresstests that neither the devs nor the servers are ready for it. the whole server is not ready because IT IS NOT FUCKING READY. this shit was in DEVHELL for over two years because the dumbass devs had a """vision""" but were too inept to even implement said retarded vision. most will not even want to play that vision because they want vanilla+, not retail-lite with max lv 60. i KNOW you niggerass retarded fucks will STILL not understand why i know all this and shills WILL keep trying to tell you to "come home white man" with an indian accent, but sooner than later you WILL have to face reality.

>>532821000
that's the dragonflight UI

gois im goin bback oh es ar es

NO REFUNDS.

>>532821572
kill yourself

I hope you all die

>>532820892
Probably both honestly. You're gonna be chugging a free action potion every single fight.

DEV NIGGERS RIGHT NOW

>>532821665
HIS MONEY NOW

>>532821697
Why

>>532821665
i refuse to believe this is real

guys hunter or druid for pvp/arena ?

>>532821572
why are you posting a picture of a pedophile, are you one yourself too?

PUT KEZAN BACK IN THE OP

The absolute STATE of Pochies

>>532821718
Somehow he found a way to make it more gay.

>>532821697
may you live forever

>>532821718
why are women so incapable of minding their own business? maybe the poor guy is sick, can't chew right, has who knows what kind of illness or shit he's dealing with
fucking roasties

>>532821831
>posts a little girl

>AI items
>AI quests
>AI posts
>AI code

>>532821718
>noooo you must eat it like a monkey!!!

>>532821831
onahole...

Where did this AI shitpost thing come from? Is this the new Turtle tactic?

>live feed from the war room

>>532821871
>noooo you can bully people, stop bullying!
Why are millenials so thin skinned? Is this the result of participation trophies and avacado toast?

can't even get on discord, how would any normal person know whats going on

if i were dev of this i'd keep the server offline for a few days or a week based on their discord chat alone.

>>532821683
>>532821831
go back to turtle lilith

>>532819728
Slim to none. Even if they believe they've resolved the root causes of the issues, it's late for all the yuro devs and no one goes live in a situation like this when devs are literally sleeping. The earliest it could feasibly come back up is tomorrow morning.

>>532822203
Epstein files?

>>532822083

no its a 4chan wow faggot poster tactic, the people that are here are the most degenerate needless faggots on the planet.

>>532822203
Pedo cultist

>>532822083
It's not a shitpost, there's just literally nothing else to do while waiting for this server to be playable other than goon with the bros so we might as well hornypost a little bit.

>>532822154
this cuck cries when a school shooter inevitably leaves him ground beef over the desks btw

>>532822154
Post yourself. Lets see what a big chad you are anon

>>532822203
May every post be another wonderful secret

>>532819728
3 days

>>532822324
Mad, white boy?

MEANWHILE THE DEVS

>>532822236
>work for project on years
>for some reason, people believe they will decide to just go to bed on launch day

>>532821831
Missed you pedo

>>532818296
Dawn of War: Soulstorm

>>532822203
I mean I guess it's fine that your president's a pedophile if he's owning the libs

Umm, yeah, I'm thinking MoP won.

>>532822512
expansion with the most daily chores award

How the fuck did Muzzy get so powerful?

>>532822475
I hope modded. Base soulstorm sucks ass

>>532822145
if you sell drugs to random girls really just come over to suck your dick for a g?

>>532822447
kaytotes himself said he don't give a fuck how many people are in queue on the qna video. If i were him i'd keep the server offline for a week seeing how ungrateful the recent 50k influx of retards are behaving.

>>532822436
>webm
GuruCHADS managed to do some world pvp before it was killed? Based!

>>532822498
go back to turtle, lain

>>532822559
Kang genes. Whytebois cannot compete.

>>532822498
Age of consent laws in the US have been in dire need of an update anyway

>>532821637

Turtle is a gooner server with 90% of players in slutmogs

>>532822596
yeah
also dudes

>15 MINUTES TILL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
15 MINUTES TILL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
>15 MINUTES TILL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
15 MINUTES TILL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
>15 MINUTES TILL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
15 MINUTES TILL OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
GET YOU PITCHFORKS READY

>>532822596
Yes. Especially coke. Women are whores who let themselves be used for drugs

Ascension won by doing literally nothing

>>532822652
Oh shit anon is calling out all the troons! Tell those FF14 trannies to take a hike too.

>>532822742
>put out an official communication
>only 500 people are able to see it

>>532822652
Why do you think it's okay to fuck kids?

>>532822747
DAYUMM

>>532822512
Bigly

>post-mortem
it's fucking dead...

>>532822790
There are 13k people on the discord phoneless-kun...

>>532822553
>aahh there's too much to do in this game aaaaaahh help meeeee!!

guys I have no experience with paladins is it possible to level as holy and kill mobs in a reasonable amount of time?

If so do you have a basic spec for me I could look at please

>>532822742
>probably

>>532818296
Idle/Clicker games.

>>532822865
Tell those eurofags to go to bed.

VAI TOMAR NO CU PORRA

>>532822865
i was trying to make a funny but im not a funny person sorry

>>532822694
And this is bad because?

>>532822790
there is 14k online at the moment althoughbeit

>>532822962
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

fellow WoW addicts... how does one get a fix nowadays (without paying money to blizzard)? I played the retail trial up until level 20 and while I want more of the gameplay I do not want to support this company with my money

all these normies need to go to work so i can play on the server in peace

>>532822968
it's okay

I'll finally be able to play while yuroswine are asleep

>>532823038
Ask mommy for a bigger allowance so you can afford $15 a month brown nigger

>>532823038
I played about 5minutes of mop classic and that culled any desire i had

i knew all along....

>anons took time off of work for this
you honestly deserve it for being so retarded

>>532822968
nta but I thought it was funny

>>532823134
Oh shit the roach king is playing!

>>532823038
Turtlewow

>>532822861

Panda girls are unironically the sexiest females in all of WoW hands down.

>come back home from best friends party
>can't login for some late night leveling
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>532823208
thanks you're very kind

>>532823140
people playing on private servers dont have jobs

>>532823217
But enough about Gigi

>>532823249
It's ogre

>>532823140
I quit my job and got divorced for this

>>532823249
The servers couldn't even handle 500 players without lagging.

>>532823249

>>532823249
We had a good run but nothing lasts forever.

>>532818296
shadoba

this. desu desu this.

>>532821637
I unironically believe all of this.

>>532823249
>took two weeks unpaid vacation for this.....

>>532820872
I demand defeat sex rp, presu

>>532823323

I sold my dog to the local chines resturant for $10, i gave my son to an adoption agency, divorced my wife, and sold my house to live in an apartment so i wouldn't have to mow the lawn, filled my fridge full of food and energy drinks, prepared my computer chair by cutting the bottom out and placing a shit bucket, just so i could play this game.

Get on my level

launch day got me like...

>>532823482
>tranime avatar
not even going to waste a millisecond reading this

>>532823249
You missed it.
Perhaps next time you'll get your priorities straight.

>>532823249
If you knew the truth... you would be disgusted,

t. Insider

>>532823318
>>532823362
>>532823387
>>532823395
>>532823506
>>532823569
>>532823570
>another dogshit private server launch
I shouldn't be suprised, and yet...

>>532821797
it's a joke you mongoloid

>>532823565
ask trump about epstein.

>>532823482
What a pessimistic defeatist nigger. For everyone else's sake please fuck off and never come back.

The curve? Where do we stand

>>532823482
Starting to think a failed launch filtering out people like this might actually be really good in the long run lol

>>532822742
predictions?

has anyone run into gamer dads like in Tarkov always starting off with statements like
>father of 4
>ex military
>i dont got a lot of time to play
>tarkov is how I unwind
>devs will fix the game just wait, have some patience
wondering if theres a variation of the same stupid trope in other communities

>>532818740
Thanks for the tip senpai, gonna play it later, art seems hot

>crypto miner
>donations
>windows defender upon installation
yeah i think im gonna pass

>>532823770
Speedrunning the 5 stages of grief I see

>>532823718
very behind the guys that abused the respawning chests

i need a quick fix guys

Meanwhile Kael'thas had a stable and successful launch.

>>532823678
>devs are retarded and incompetent while still having an ego that they know best
>server inevitably shit itself day 1
Yeah you’re right, you should be positive!

>turtle
>does nothing
>wins

>>532823829
easy to wait and have patience when you got a job and shit to do instead of being a worthless cooming neet.

>>532823868

The quickest fix

>>532823239
Fact check: True

AETHER! TO ME!

>>532819003
should i give that a try instead?

fuck all yall niggas fr no cap nigga

>>532821718
type of shit george costanza would do

>>532823868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6NQx4WRRg0

>>532819154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-9TrZzbwM

>>532823812
Cross faction was already leaked as the culprit, what their cope will be we shall see.

>>532823812
millions will die.

>>532823997
Must have struck a nerve, let me guess one of those above statements stuck hard huh

>when you patch the game using the installer the data isn't actually coming from github servers so the open source could be bullshit
enjoy your keylogger lol

>>532823849
Explain this to someone who doesn't use discord

why didnt epoch launch a ptr first?

And I thought the Sanctuary launch night was bad
HOLY SHIT

>5 minutes until official announcement
I'M SO EXCITED I HOPE IT GETS WORSE SOMEHOW

>>532822436
source for the webm?

Muzzy is laughing at us...

>>532824196
so that's why someone was trying to get into my email account form singapore...

>>532824196
Do you think admin trying to steal our passwords?

which server will have faster wsg q while leveling

My PayPal...IT'S EMPTY

>>532824302
im getting massive deja vu for some reason

>>532824354
It wouldn't be the first or last time a private server was used to harvest log in data since a ton of retards use the same email and password for everything.

>>532824309
NTA, but I recognize the dance because it's from my country: https://youtu.be/PPHsawyhFSo?si=vrzABgD1UOjUMXjx

brothers... where is the announcement... they said it would be in 30 minutes and it's been 31 minutes....

>>532824316
He's too fucking strong... how do we stop him...?

>>532823812
I bet she had only BPSD and depression.

>>532824532
here's your announcement bro
*unzips dick*

>>532824339
>>532824354
Can't say if there's anything downright malicious going on but making the github repo public and pushing "muh open source" yet having data downloaded through different means is worrying.

>>532822742
>still no news
bros... they took the donation box and ran, didn't they?
Why does this keep happening?!?

Bronzebeard won you WILL crawl like a dog back to ascension and have fun when it releases.

>>532824545
AWOOOOOOOGA IM ROLLING HORDE

>>532824545
Typical Horde woman. No wonder horde are always fantasizing about alliance women instead.

>get a 1 week mute for spamming :pregnant man: reactions in the discord

15 mins for update ?

HURRY THE FUCK UP

Now eventually you do plan to have WoW on your server launch, right?

Epoch insider here. It's not looking good.

I'm the most important player in the world so I should be able to log on first. The rest of you just wait until I tell you it's ok to log in after me.

>THE WRITEUP IS BLAMING TURTLE FOR A DDOS
>THE WRITEUP IS BLAMING TURTLE FOR A DDOS
>THE WRITEUP IS BLAMING TURTLE FOR A DDOS

Epoch outsider here. It's not looking good.

>>532824760
this, my dad works at epoch and he said it's over

JUST PAY BLIZZARD
ENOUGH WITH THIS PRIVATE SERVER BULLSHIT THAT NEVER WORKS
PAY THEM WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE PAY THEM FUCKING PAY THEM

>>532824760
I'm inside you mum. Not looking good here either.

I'm in the secret dev chat
it was the black hebrew israelites who DDOSed the server

>>532824881
Fuck you, I want classic+ and I want it now

Epoch outsider looking on the inside here. It's not looking good.

>>532824449
Did... Did you see this happen with another private server?

Epoch insider here. It's feeling good.

Epoch outsider here. The weather is good.

>>532824881
he won.

>>532819752
Balmung?

Ascension insider here, I just finished my prestige hardcore trial.

>>532824881
ok but they ABANDONED their classic+ server

>>532821369
That's banilla, Anon. You obviously never played it.

>>532824923
DAS RITE

I've had enough
I'm going to bed

>>532824881
>JUST PAY BLIZZARD
Imagine a system where Blizzard contracted out server infrastructure for private server dev teams and you could seemingly use them to prevent server issues while Blizzard takes a cut of cash shop items. I think that would be a pretty cool wait for them to incentivize healthy interaction between private server dev teams and communities.

You got your pochie and didn't appreciate it

>>532824196
that might be a reason there's no cash shop. are server costs sustainable purely on donations?

>>532824982
No, they aren't even subbed and I am pretty sure they were one of those dumb fucks that moved to dynamis to get a house, but still hung out on crystal all the damn time.

>>532825042
Whore for Highlander men

>>532824302
Thank you for beta testing :)

>>532825042
HOW DO I PLAY WITH THIS MAMACITA!??!?!?

>>532825042
go back to /heals/ and post your giant nips

>>532825042
What hair mod is that sis

>>532825096
if kezansissies were fine with PvP the servers would have never gone down

Where the fuck is the news

>>532825096
I cannot even log in

>>532825042
Imagine playing last Epoch then cleaning her up after black nigs run a train on her while you watch

>>532824545

>>532825156
you don't, ff14 is so shit all those faggots and trannies are over here trying to get into a private wow server

>>532825183
PvP is bad for the soul. Its barbaric.

in mere moments, the servers will be back up. and i will log into my level 2 orc warrior on Kezan with the explorer's contract and have a blast

>Piratesoftware is to blame
You heard it here second folks

>>532824735
I really hate that man...

>these are real humans

>sing up still not open

can you still create chars?

>>532825268
You don't get the contract before level 5 thoughbert

>>532825384
I haven't cared what euros have to say since 1776.

>>532825302
>>532825384
couldnt he of just...done literally anything else? and not sit and look at a login screen? the servers were obviously having issues why didnt he go play a different game or something i dont get it

>>532825384
Man people are really entitled
Imagine being such a baby

>>532825268
You mean level 1, after they do a fat rollback

>>532825384
kek that absolute state of wagecucks

>>532825492
>couldnt he of

>>532825268
You know you can't raid with that shit right? it's like autist self containment chastity cage

>>532825492
>couldn't the rat have just...left the maze
no

>>532825478
how do you know he's one of us?

>>532825384
The state of the subhumans known as WoW players

>>532825302
Isn't that the brown, indian adjacent guy that posts goonslop saying he's 'saving vidya'?

>>532825384
>takes discord screenshots and posts them on 4cuck
Yeah can't believe subhumans like you exist....

>>532825469
I did get it thougheverbeit. You can get it any time before level 8. I just ran up to razor hill and nabbed it because it was impossible to do any quests in the valley of trials

>>532825534
even better

>>532825405
No they shut everything down, only their donations are still working.

me want play poch

>>532825405
yeah, the server's up right now

>>532825553
he could of is what im saying

>>532825630
Too bad!

>>532825384
He's a bit of a bitch but he's not entirely wrong

>>532825005
Shamans did damage in vanilla? I admit, I never scrolled down past the other browns.

It's been well over 30 minutes, where is the update?

>>532825653
>could of

>>532825405
only streamers and paying vips can play right now

Damn, Pochie launch was sightly worse than I expected.

>>532825384
>wagecucklet can't handle his designated 2 hours of free time being ruined before he has to go to sleep and work again
now I am glad that Epoch is down

I've already pumped three loads out of boredom, how much longer is the server going to be down for?

>>532818296
retail

This is a copypasta right?

>>532825710
i dont really undersatnd
i am not an english speaker first so i am sorry if that is not correct

>even the discord updates are delayed

just FIX THE CODING you retard devs

Update your launcher.

WELL??? IS IT FIXED? I NEED MY EPOCH WOW FIX BAD

>>532825783
hot.... i bet you have a nice cock nonny

Just got home from my 12 hour factory shift bros, it's gamer time!!
Who is the highest level player currently? What are the queues looking like?

Theres an update on the launcher. They're cooking something.

>>532825802
>A-ARE THOSE PEOPLE SLIGHTLY AHEAD OF ME???? AIEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEE
what the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>532825783
They went to sleep, COOMer-Anon. They might try again tomorrow in 6-10 hours.

>>532821216
>45 minutes ago

damn they did 9 micro updates?

>>532825384
>I ONLY GET 15 SECONDS TO PLAY THIS GAME BETWEEN MY 100 HOUR A WEEK OIL RIG JOB AND MY 6 KIDS (ALL BOYS LET ME TELL YOU THE KIND OF HELL THAT IS)

>every single time you launch the project epoch launcher it creates a shortcut on your desktop
i am fucking livid at this functionality how do i stop this shit from doing this everytime i fucking hate desktop icons

if you wasted your entire evening on this shit you can only blame yourself
t. been comfy gaming something else

First off, thanks for your patience. We know it's not easy to wait with little information.

We are continuing to triage and resolve several issues we uncovered with our queue system and the performance updates that we previously tested. The changes we have made will push a MANDATORY update to our launcher. If you are using manual install you will need to download a new Patch B, Project-Epoch.exe and ClientExtensions.dll. You will not be able to login without updating.

When we next bring up the realm it will allow 1000 players initially and periodically allow more onto the realm in batches of 500 every 30 minutes. There still won't be a queue so you will see auto disconnect if the realm is full. Levels will still be capped at 10. Kezan will come up first and Gurubashi will come up about 10 minutes later.

More details about the challenges we have uncovered will be shared in a post-mortem news post after launch.

We do intend to keep working on realm stability through the night.

Again, thank you for supporting Project Epoch and we hope to see you in game soon.

POCHIE ARE YOU OKAY?
SO POCHIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY POCHIE?

>>532825892
I was playing with version from 23rd, I don't think that shit matters

>>532825810
Its "could have", but it gets shortened to "could've" when people speak, so it sounds like could of. It doesn't matter, people know hwat you mean, which is the purpose of language

>no eta
It's over

>>532825878
xir...i...

Is this the hardest that doomsissies have ever won

>First off, thanks for your patience. We know it's not easy to wait with little information.

>We are continuing to triage and resolve several issues we uncovered with our queue system and the performance updates that we previously tested. The changes we have made will push a MANDATORY update to our launcher. If you are using manual install you will need to download a new Patch B, Project-Epoch.exe and ClientExtensions.dll. You will not be able to login without updating.

>When we next bring up the realm it will allow 1000 players initially and periodically allow more onto the realm in batches of 500 every 30 minutes. There still won't be a queue so you will see auto disconnect if the realm is full. Levels will still be capped at 10. Kezan will come up first and Gurubashi will come up about 10 minutes later.

>More details about the challenges we have uncovered will be shared in a post-mortem news post after launch.

>We do intend to keep working on realm stability through the night.

>Again, thank you for supporting Project Epoch and we hope to see you in game soon.

I'm not seeing any mention of what time the servers will actually be back up

>>532826017
what are you playan, hitleranon?

>>532825878
>Who is the highest level player currently?
about 2k guruCHADS are now lvl10, and about 500 trannies are barely past level 2
>What are the queues looking like?
No que currently (literally)

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>532826058
that is good to know thanks
i guess it is the same with things like shouldve so i should have known that you could say!

>>532826194

>>532826039
>Forgot to post the screenshot

>>532826087
Thanks

>>532826042
Post more sexy pandas

>>532826070
PAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>532826017
>assume launch will be shit
>go out and enjoy the day
>come home to laugh at the shit launch
>haven't even bothered to launch the game all day
It's that easy

>>532826194
IM GONNA BE ONE OF THE GOLDEN THOUSAND

>>532826087
>>532826194
>WHEN WE NEXT BRING UP THE REALM
>WHEN
ahahahahahahaha

>>532826039
>triage
these bums are retarded yo

>>532826070
kek. nice doa server, epochuds

>Breaking News
>Project EPOCH has officially received a Cease-and-desist letter from Aggrend himself.
>Kaytotes writes that his underlying medical condition, muscular dystrophy, makes it impossible for him to relocate to a country where Blizzard's threats of legal action might be taken less seriously.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

nice update epochuds

>>532826087
Bellow 10k is dead server, what the fuck are we even talking about? are we running some pentium 4 type shit here ?

>>532826080
No, gummiez

>>532826017
I've been playing Umamusume

>>532826119
the system shock 2 remaster
very comfy

>>532826087
>level capped to 10
lol, lmao even

Been pumping to mommy whitemane ever since the launch stuff started. I'm all fuzzy brained…

>>532824254
When Epoch announced the PVP server, people were pissed about the sudden change. On the Epoch discord, they started using the pregnant man emoji to vent their frustrations. The head Epoch moderator tranny Ross flipped out and started banning people that were using it

/epog/ I need you to give the accurate signal of when it's time to login so we can be part of the golden 1000.

Yeah, this game is dead.

Holy kek what an incompetent dev team.

Folks, today we had the most beautiful stress test. Epoch, they're doing incredible work, just incredible. I mean, these developers, they're pushing servers to limits nobody's seen before! Tremendous job by Kaytotes. The best private server, maybe ever.

And let me tell you about Crogge and Shenna - these people, total disasters. All that Chinese money, and what do they have? Nothing! Sad! They couldn't build a server like this if they tried. Zero accomplishments online and also in life. Many people are saying it.

Epoch developers reading this? You're making WoW great again! Believe me, nobody does servers better than you. Nobody!

>>532818218
KEK underrated af

Nostalrius came out 10 years ago and had 5-8k players regularly before it shut down but Epoch in 2025 can only support 1000? Is this server just an actual elaborate shitpost?

Just using my 1h CD to send some love to the devs

>levels still capped at 10

>>532826597
The situation is far different idiot

sneedvun reply to this post

>>532826017
I've been rewatching Gaki no Tsukai no laughing new years special 2007 hospital version and having a hearty guffaw

>>532826597
the mobs on nost werent running custom spells and shit

>>532826512
Empty those balls for mommy.

>>532826597
Obviously it means they are just letting 1000 in until they figure out whats wrong

Alright seeing how the game will be capped at level 10 for the foreseeable future, can anyone rate my spec? Any other good meta specs for level 10 content?

>>532826694
>server can only hold 1000 people
>i-its different we don't have the technology a decade later
Kill yourself obtuse mayo nigger

IM INNN!!!

heh im in

Can I get a qrd on the current situation? I know it shit the bed, but how long until it's fixed? What's the plan?

>>532826685
Just in time for me to catch up with the 7 alts on all the secondary profession

I'm in and I'm trans.

>it's up
>it's not lagging
WE WON POCH BROS

>>532826809
we just don't know.

>No ETA
>They won't say what's wrong till after launch
>Levels will be capped at 10 for an undetermined period of time
>Couldn't even handle 500 people before it became unplayabley laggy
Nice shilled private server you got there Epochchads

>>532826694
Yeah you dumb fucking retard we went from 2700k to fucking threadripper

it's up btw

nap time

IT'S UP

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532826809
Maybe never
KWAB

>>532826756
>going wand first
Bricked already

gurubashi insider here
only trolls are being allowed to login

>raid started on my other private server
Hoping it crashes for you fucks this is bullshit I'm going to be so far behind

GOLDEN HORDE
GOLDEN THOUSAND

Does it auto update patches and shit

>stuck on Connected

>>532826756
wand spec is good ole reliable, some people prefer goign for spirit tap first however i think wand specialization should be the play here

IS GVRVFASHY UP?

anyone been at it since the official launch time?
has it been up for any notable amount of time since then?

>>532826865
KEKZAN OR GURU?

What's our hope level at homies

>>532827059
no, second class citizens have to wait

>>532827097
Hope remains

HIghest donator priority

>>532827097

I'm stuck at the server selection screen :(
When I go Guru, I get stuck in a "logging in" message. When I go Kez, I get insta-disconnected

I guess they only let a few at a time again

>>532827097
dood if i can play rn id fuckin yo no cap

IT LITERALLY SAID YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY UPDATE VIA THE LAUNCHER
IF YOU CANT CONNECT IT IS BECAUSE YOU CANT FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTION

open gurufashy!

>Logging in to game server

>i wasn't in the golden 1000
good night

MAYE WON

it;s so fucking smoothholy shit

>>532825384
would have zero remorse if they just started permabanning these normie retards

>>532827254
More like Gayrubashi

>>532827267
BUT ANON IN 30 MINUTES YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE :DD

so i just have to keep typing my password in? wtf

>>532826637
i fucking WISH there was a 1 hour cooldown on posts in this thread

>t+5 seconds after "servers up" gets posted
>i get in as 999/1000
>kill a SINGLE mob
>everyone starts moonwalking
>alt+f4
>You have been disconnected from the server.
great

imagine getting this badly cucked by a private wow server

Soooo whats the plan here? Only let like 2k people play the game?

>>532827298
let me have a turn bro

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?

>>532827216
HOW

Anyone got a link to a fully clean 3.3.5 pack?

Anyone wanna pump together while waiting for the next 500 player log in lottery?

turns out there was no stress test before launch and that today was the actual real stress test

>>532827321
Niggas will hit level 10, maybe run their bank alt's to capitals then ask themselves what that fuck are they doing at 6am on sunday

>>532827528
its currently 500 max

is gurubashi back?

>>532827528
sounds good to me, tourists fuck off

>>532827528
that's 2004-like.

>>532827571
You developed butterfingers

GMS ARE DISCONNECTING PEOPLE TO MAKE SLOTS FOR THEIR FRIENDS
LMAO

i am not logging in over and over to play that laggy shit

>>532827571
my account now nerd

>>532827528
They are letting in another 500 characters every 30 minutes probably cause their queue software shit the bed

TURN ON GURU YOU FUCKING EUROSHITTERS NA BVLLS NEED TO PLAY.

>Not a single person has posted a screenshot in game
Curious

Online right now, selling my spot. Give me your discord and I'll send you my cashapp for the highest bidder. Starting at 15 dollars

>>532827638
How would they even make sure their friend got the spot?

>>532827589
Just install the one from the Epoch site. You have to run their installer anyway regardless of what client you use so if you don't trust them you shouldn't play.

>>532827370
copy paste it bro

>>532827637
im typing the correct information this is such bullshit

>>532827663
every 30 minutes from when? you have mere seconds to try and no one knows when they increase it.

>>532827638
i choose to fully 100% believe this statement.

>Gurubashi working completely fine
>take it down anyway to not be unfair to Kezan players
>now Kezan is up and Gurubashi isn't
bravo

>Going live completely unprompted after a huge 8 hour launch fuck up
Hilarious

>>532827713
SAAARRR WE PLAYING VERYFUN SAAAAAAR SHUT UP WE PLAY WE CAN'T SELFIE SAR

MAKE A 'CORD CALL AND LET'S PVMP TO BELFS TOGETHER WHILE WE WAIT

>>532827713
>>Not a single person has posted a screenshot in game
here you go

>>532827598
As a dev you expect 500-1000 people launch, but dream about 2k, then suddenly see 50k because stars align, what do you do exactly? It just seems like they sat on their hands for like a week

These are the most incompetent devs I've seen in years, honestly refreshing to see a launch go this bad it reminds me of the old days

>>532827849
kek

>>532827829
Pumping

>>532827775
right? not even a message of
>we will open the server in 10 minutes

Epoch won...the award for most incompetent fanserver launch

>>532827059
>GVRVFASHY
Kek

I can't come up with any meme name for kezan

No game and all we are left is the coomers

>>532827589
Grab the ChromieCraft 3.3.5a
It's untouched apart from the realmlist.

>>532827872
could have been worse, at least it has players lmao

>>532827927
>kekzan kwabzan cuckzan
I am sure you can, anon.

guys gummy is just around the corner

>>532827887
insane how fast mods delete it

>>532827960
>server launched 12 hours ago
>only 500 people online
lol

>>532827927
kezanstan

>>532827528
Didn't they do stress tests for this shit? Are you telling me that they didn't realizr that their server can only handle 2k people?

>>532827713
sorry bro im playing

Surely I'll get in again!

>>532828087
>2k people
there is a total of 100k characters registered idiot

who joined my server
I came in here to be alone, please leave, now

>>532828087
stress test capped at like 1.7k
Streamer tourists and retail/turtle tranny gooners literally waited until the last second to make accounts and play.

>>532826756
Horrible

>>532828038
nvm dead server

GVRVFASHY IS OFFLINE

>GURUBASHI OFFLINE
THEY ARE TURNING IT ON LETS GOOO AAAAA

>>532828151
So what? Nost had 1.6mil and had 13k population

I cant...

>let 1000 people get a head start on a fresh launch

>>532828246
Good, the other server is better.

>>532828124
What did you gain by giving me a boner?

>siiip
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Hm? What's that? Your server launched 9 hours ago but you guys haven't even been able to play yet? Bummer. Oh, me? I've just been enjoying Mists of Pandaria. It feels good to have a functioning game, wouldn't you say? Ah, wait, I guess you wouldn't know anything about that. Damn. Well, catch you later.
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

>>532828184
>server can't stay online above 2000 players (something even Feenix WoW could do in 2012)
>blame it on streamers randomly
Actually laughing at your brown lineage

>gurubashi open for literally 5 seconds
>full
great

>>532828246
>>532828265
already full

I AM IN GURU

i think the devs should let me log in

>>532828310
hopefully your friendship :)
If you're a tank I can heal you! :D

The good news hopefully is that most of the tourists will give up and go back after a couple days of server fuckery?

>>532828317
How come all these people say they're playing MoP but I've never seen a MoP ingame screenshot of someone playing it