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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

Yuri general

>>533964118 (OP)
Rare Himeko thread

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

We are alive!

>>533964248
We love yuri here

>>533964279
Anaxa look behind you

>>533964279
>Dan be like: Who invited this nigga?

>>533964118 (OP)
I miss Himeko...

>there are now two hook clears
what kind of crazy retard decides to bring to total brick to modern MoC?

My wife is so cute

I will be so pissed if yaoshi is the first aeon to die.FUCK YOU SPACE CHINA AND FUCK YOUR DUMB BABAT JAIL

Hell yeah, My first 0 cycle

I love women with big asses

You scared me for a second /hsrg/

>>533964301
True and real!
I'm going to sleep in a bit so goodnight!

I love my low effort clears

fofo more like fartfart

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (74)

>>533964469
we do it out of love!

Sparkle pagbait in Edo Star

>>533964530
Same

>>533964530
This but they're also elves

elation shill meta is going to feel so good

I wish I WERE a woman with a big ass

>>533964619
Same going to sleep early today *smooch* goodnight

>>533964649
>firefraud

>>533964301
trvke!!!

>>533964493
>Immortality is bad okay
>Why?
>Ummm because it just is okay
>Btw we get to be immortal and that's just fine but if you ever worship Yaoshi we will come kill you
Hate Xianzhouniggers

>>533964619
>>533964842
kill yourself erptroon

>>533964842
*Smooch* cya later! sleep well!

>>533964649
>Firefart
Are you happy now?

Goodnight Yuria

Post THOSE clears... Now.

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

>>533965003
>>533964842
I wish I had someone like this for me. Maybe Ebisu could..

He is already so fucking Chinese how are they gonna make another Chink design for him
Samurai Blade would've been kino even if I think wuxia swordsmen are cooler

>>533965076
Nightnight!

We hate yuri here

>>533965148
I look like this

>>533965129
repost from last thread but you know the drill

Mydei before the female devs ruined him

now do it with only 4*s

>>533965450
Fujodevs + Shaoji were a lethal combo.

I guess all the eurosissies went to sleep

>>533965129
Repost from last thread.

>>533965450
Phainon's cock tamed him and turned him into a servile house husband

Why are fujos so fucking awful

TRAPS ARE GAY!!!

i want to drink hysilens' gatorade

You now remember that one PF reset where Himeko + Fugue + RM + Lingsha could endlessly chain Himeko fidget spinners with proper setup

>>533965632
me on the right btw

>>533965787
So is futa.

>>533965450
Learn to cook already, bro
It will not be the end of you

>>533964823
Any woman in particular?

>>533965869
male on futa (with pussy) is straight

>>533965129
>>533965632
>space troon

Why is learning/knowing how to cook considered emasculating all of a sudden? i thought men knowing how to cook was expected and that they were better at it than women unless you have a genuine disability that makes you unable to cook or something

>>533965943
Yeah

>>533965956
I'm not sure how "straight" wanting to watch someone else's dick flop around during sex is

>>533965129
Feels like I'm back in 2.1

Idk how to cook, I just order food or eat out and I never get fatter than 52kg on a bad week

>>533966127
what kind of sex are you having where you're even able to look at their crotch

>>533966192
How, Just follow recipe bwo. It's that easy.

>multiple 8 cycle clears
are we all getting raped by aventurine? what's going on here?

>>533966229
The kind of sex where you're not having sex and you're watching porn instead. I'm assuming we're talking about porn because futas don't exist in real life

>>533966323
Svarog and the mecha wolf are so tanky

Is /zzz/ free of this retarded expy shit? I feel like someone who didn't watch Shang Chi when the audience is clapping. "By god, it's Kevin" fucking whomst?

>>533966115
Tell me

>>533966319
Im scared of getting a burn so I avoid using the kitchen more than necessary

>>533966323
All three physical carries cook the sigga

>>533966323
gayboy has RNG and I don't care to deal with it so auto it is.

>>533966471
Why do you care?

>>533965863
>>533966394
Please rape me

Man that was easy

>>533966323
big sigga is easy, svarogs fat ass cheeks are the issue here

>>533966032
it isn't, if anything is emasculating it's depending on women to survive because you don't know how to take care of yourself

>>533966642
Because I'm curious

>>533966740
Give Fofo her E6 too, she deserves it

>>533965648
>8 vong
con đom đóm fell off...

>>533965129
momwife patch = good patch

>>533966323
IPC
lol
lmao even

>>533966509
>burns
Just don't get burn or just use an electric stove bwo

So is Dan half chinese dragon half dromas now? I don't get it

>>533965387
my knees
they're lowering...

>>533966418
you guys watch porn?

>>533966323
It's unironically Svarog.

Gallagher is so fucking ass as a healer in 2025

>>533965956
>two dicks
nah thats gay

>>533966323
I have no phys carries

>16 cycles to clear their half
impressive, very nice, i expected it to be this bad since everyone is using 4 stars LC expect the healer using the herta shop one maybe 3B could've shaved 4 cycles to 6 from it

>>533967005
Apparently he failed to leave Amphoreus had had to wait thousands of years for the cycle to reset to finally meet back up with you

>tfw cant cook due to seizures
pain

>>533966843
and why ARE you curious?

I got a 2 turn MoC but one of them left the boss at 1% just before a turn so in my headcanon it's 1 turn

i could get better relics but i can't be assed

>Svarog hand wastes half a cycle by grabbing my DPS
fuck this nigga

>>533967096
women have dicks (their clits) so there's always two, bwo

>>533966509
>Im scared of getting a burn
You get used to it bro.
>t. ClumsGOD who gets burned/cut at least 3 times per week

>>533966323
idk i just press auto

You can always be like Phainon and make salads

>>533965181
Wait isn't he literally chinese and from space china? He's getting an even MORE chinese retrain???
When are we getting mega american Boothill with an AR and "make penacony great again" hat?

>>533966319
NTA but sometimes I stand in the kitchen too depressed to actually cook myself and then i just microwave some bullshit or go out

I am not depressed enough that I won't leave the house (yet)

>people jobbing to Svarog
how? his only annoying mechanic is the hand and dealing with it before it grabs someone is easy

>>533966509
>>533967227
your aprons? gloves?
Unless you're cooking oily shit
I don't see how you can get burns

>>533967370
what you need is a grill, some good steak and a can of dr pepper

one good steak can change your life, anon plus its the perfect season for BBQs

Why is she so hungry

Haven't played since 3.1. I use Kafka, Black Swan, Ruan Mei, does this new character replace Ruan or what?

What is Acherons best team now?

we hate mydei [cucked beta bitch] here

>>533967489
if only it were that easy, i'd probably get depressed because steaks would remind me of my ex and her great family

>>533967227
>>533967441
>he doesn't just use the pan lid as a shield when the oil starts getting uppity
ngmi

Zaunite shoves her German sausage inside her ass btw

>>533967331
Boothill Is not even from Penacony, why does he keeps leeching there

>>533967549
for ack I use ack sw fofo brickle

i dont know if its the best, I don't care though because it works on my machine

>>533967549
>replace Ruan
Yes, you run triple dot + 1 sustain.
>Acheron best team
Cipher or Fugue / Tribbie / Hyacine

>>533967153
Because everybody has different answers when they say 'I wish I were a woman' and I'm curious about YOURS

>>533967649
obsessed

>>533967620
my only suggestion is to find out how to cook your favourite food and just learn how to make it at home

it could be fun

>>533967138
I hope this is a thinly veiled excuse to suddenly give him a personality.

>>533967649
yurifreak

>>533967489
do you use the dr pepper to cook the steak or is it just to drink...

>>533967649
did you develop a sausage fetish or something

>>533967736
But why mine specifically, I'm just anonymous.

>>533967806
If anything that will just make him even more stoic bwo
Better to give up while you're ahead

we love mydei [gigachad sigma self sufficient male] here

>>533967594
We ship Mydei x Blade here

>>533967540
She slept for 4 patches, make sense she wants a snack

>>533967879
honestly, do whatever as long as you're having fun (and it's edible)

>>533965129
This is the best I could do. Feixiao is nearing her retirement age and I will test again with Hysilens in a few days.

for me it's hot Dr. Pepper

>>533967124
>16 cycles
Bro!!!! Even with 4 stars lc this can't be!!!
How are you this bad?
Ditch Blade and use RMC instead lmao

for me it's flat dr pepper

>>533966170
Been thinking about my clear while I was taking a shit. Side 1 felt a bit shit to play, but I blame Fofo for that. Her healing is shit, so you can't really go 3-turn skill rotation anymore on her. Plus Kafka having wind set while BS decreased her speed means that SP is a big issue. And it's going to be even worse with Hysilens. Gallagher is probably the better sustain in that team for SP. And Kafka doesn't need the energy restore anymore, so Fofo also loses in value there. Side 2 is fun, Cipher with BP cone and SW buffs really helped it. Still has some issues with finishing enemies outside ult, but Hyacine helps a bit with that. Pretty impressive for a 2.1 unit, feels like a fair and balanced team in a meta where the broken Castorice team exists.

>>533967380
His laser can delay a character which can be annoying at times

do you think blade knows how to cook or does kafka cook him meals

>>533967380
It's just a damage issue. The hand does nothing.

>>533965129
good enough

>>533967919
blade wouldnt say this

>>533968150
He probably doesnt even eat

>>533968212
FVAAAAAAAARK THE ONE SHOT KING BOOTHILL CLEAR.

>>533967124
so why is blade here and not RMC or Pela (S5 Sweat)

>Aventurine summons 4 dice
>Jiaoqiu Skill (Targets 3): 7/8
>Acheron Skill (Targets 3) 7/8
???

>>33967909
It doesn't matter whether you're Anon or not, I'm curious about everyone's answer. Same way I'm curious about knowing who everybody's favorite HSR character is

>>533968397
Honkai Star Rail?

>>533968150
He probably uses his own meat as ingredient when supplies runs out.

so are there any wormless clears here

>>533968397
>>533967909

>>533967919
Blade would say this
t. certified Blade scholar

>>533968045
You should try feixiao against aventurine

CONSERVATIVE CHINESE

>>533968541
>>533966924
>>533966185
>>533966170
>>533965648
>>533965387

*stuns your entire team*

>>533968648
they were already pretty covered up what more could they possible do

uh oh March schizo spam

>>533968648
Pull the Fu Hua trigger already

>>533968541
plenty
this is DoT Hag season after all

>to rob divine authority in exchange for eternal infancy
Cerydra isn't just short, she became a child when she stole the coreflame of Law. This makes Hysilens a diddy blud. Kinda weird that this happened twice with yuri ships in Amphoreus.

>>533968541
you lost, tranny

>>533968648
>More chinese characters
>More chinese SPs
It's so grim

>>533968985
*Farts loudly and in inappropriate fashion*

>>533968541
Every girl team except Herta won.

>>533969008
Isn't this in line with classical greece customs though

>>533969195
EVERY?!

I love my Herta and Tingyun

>>533969008
i'm pretty sure that line was in reference to tribbie.
listen to the engrish voiceline.
if not this only sucks because the western fanbase won't make fanfiction anymore

>>533969008
>thousands of years old presumably
>but has a child’s body
ZAMN

>>533969253
Yeah but that's supposed to be men and boys, not women

>>533969405
kys

>>533969405
My friends

reminder that you DON'T need him\
Bronya(s) RABUUU!
https://streamable.com/e9zndw
I know the quality is ass, blame steamable's file size limitations, not me

>>533969540
This is HSR, no shotas allowed.

>>533969605
Damn I wish I had an E4 Bologna

>>533964349
Why does every fujo think Anaxa is some WHORE that will take the nearest dromas cock in his vicinity?

Shaoji: I love yaoi and pagbaiting but hate yuri

>>533969331
And we miss your threads

>>533969605
>Not using Thick Bronya mods
???,,

Seiba Status?

>>533968648
>they complained about the chink dresses being boring so they will be even more boring
huh?

>>533969291
>Cipher
>Tribbie
>SW
>Fugue
>Hyacine
She won bigly

Wasting a patch on dot shit and cerydra who nobody smart will roll. Then wasting yet another patch on a fucking hp based dps while there being quite literally only 1 hp based support. This fucking game. Why is Cerydra not adapative/neutral in her support capabiltiies like Sunday, fuck.

what is the most absolute wheelchairGOD damage dealer of this game? destruction tb?

>>533969405
this will forever be my favorite hsr ship

Going to sleep GN

>>533969405
Dan being free better be real with how fucking boring his new fit is

>>533970076
Good night bwo

>>533970009
because then you'll NEED her
AND Sungae
AND Hyacine
AND Tribbie
AND most definitely Cyrene

>>533970010
king of the bench
lord of jobbers

>>533969605
I need Robin so bad

>>533970130
Never rolling Sunday, ever. I'd rather uninstall. People who roll meta males just to clear content easier are pathetic.

>>533970010
a three way race between
DTB
GODlan
And Pitch Dark Hook (the great)

all of them are THAT bad AND Destruction

All lesbians lose to cock btw

>>533970329
What if I roll Sunday because I like him?

>>533970329
This but meta females too.

>>533970380
>projecting his love for male genitalia on others
how many limited male characters do you own?

>>533970495
>replying to it
why waste your time with subhumans

>>533970010
Go! Go! Wheelchair Rangers!

>>533964118 (OP)
God I hope she gets a new form, though still in the erudition path

>>533970480
Im talking about people who are heterosexual males. Gachas are notoriously for MEN, I dont care if you're a stinky woman rolling men.

march is evil now?

Molesting Cerydra

>>533970671
That doesn't sound so bad

>>533969605
>sustainless
>E2S1 Seiba
>E4S1+ Bologna
>E1S1 Bobin
>all that cost, just to replace a single e0s1 Sunday
pathetic, as expected from anti-sunday wormtards

so is Cerydra gonna be the Argenti of Harmony?

Yuri sisters on Twitter are losing their mind again

>>533968964
this

>>533970716
Most likely not, she's just edgy, it's possible that something extreme happened in her past that made her develop the split personality.

>>533969605
Holy fucking BASED bronyanon

>>533965129
I was around 200k damage away from zero cycling the 2nd half. I might try again later but the enemy attack target RNG is annoying to navigate. As usual, E1 Aglaea continues to stomp almost all content.

>>533970853
E6 standards are the same as E0 3.x

>>533970853
My Seibah is E0 thoughbeit?

everyone seems to be keen on slamming sunday rollers but not people who rolled these three little shits

why

>>533970936
the average xitter user has the reading comprehension of a dog and it took them hours to realize cerydra was talking about the triple toddler chrysos wheelchair and not herself.
by the way, the only way you'd know this is if you were stalking either the cerysilens tag or follow people who talk about the ship.

>>533968648
>conservative
space china outfits were already pretty conservative though

I rolled Sunday because I liked him, wasnt so happy about his character persona being gimped but Im happy he is meta at least
Ill never understand faggots who think rolling a male character is somehow gay, it almost sounds like some tranny talking point quite literally a ">look in the mirror >seethe at a worm staring back at me >if only i could choose >i would never be a worm" situation but for all men including the poster

>>533969605
Based
But uh, I think I’m missing something here. Why did Bronya do a follow up attack after Robin’s basic attack near the beginning of the fight?

>>533971272
because she made me cum THREE times

Is Acheron e2 even worth it if im using a team like:

Acheron, Jiaoqiu, Tribbie?

>>533971272
Sunday is meta and the schizos will never forgive him for that.

phainon won

>remembrance is damage dealer. also support, sustain, sub dps...
>we'll very likely get remembrances that cause DoT and shields in the future
this path is a menace to my OCD

>>533970010
Hunt Dan

>>533971272
we love the sillies

>>533971272
Maybe it has to do with the fact he was the enemy of Penacony? Why should we forgive him?

>>533971286
I like all kind of HSR art so this stuff always appear in my TL, the other discussion going on is Dan sisters talking about his tail in a deranged way

>>533971459
I think Welt's new son is cool enough, I'd sooner roll him again than fagnon

>>533969605
>all that when you could’ve just got E1 Tribbie instead of pagday

>>533971272
3B is only useful for HP% scalers (namely Mydei, Blade, Jingloo and Castorice), while Sunday is still BIS/mandatory for more than 2/3rds of the game's roster.

Now imagine you wanted to roll for somebody you like (Saber and Aglaea) and he was attached to a character you despise.
See the difference?

>>533971459
I bet you also rolled Phainon, faggot.

>>533971059
rock golem RNG is very fucking annoying

Just be glad they didnt put the dumbass laser gryphon there too

>>533971272
Tribbie despite being meta as fuck doesn't feel mandatory.

>>533971272
tribios makes me hard so she can pass

>>533965129
I was forced to go sustainless for Svarog because I lost the 50/50 on E2 Firefly and I needed enough cycles for Aventurine
At least I didn't need to use my Tribbie

herta

Herta Tingyun Herta Tingyun
That’s my team

>>533969098
maybe amphoreus wasnt so bad after all

>>533971459
I bet you have AIDS

>>533971910
>Herta, seele, and ack as well as other characters not named firefraud or tranny rice
>not mandatory
haha...

>>533971272
>cute girls to use with cute girls
vs
>ugly retard faggot to use with cute girls

>>533971460
That's her E4 bwo
>>533969605
Bronya and SW need to meet in-game, I just want to see what would their reactions be

>>533971272
potatofags are the scum of this thread and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>533969098
Oh yes Sampo and Sparkle, my favorite chinese characters

>>533971695
Gee I wonder why troonkdle would think this almost as if pagkle was xir AGP self insert and xhe wanted Sunday to fuck her

>>533971673
>1.0, hunt, 4-star and free
youre so right, i think theres nothing worse

>>533972119
that's not very nice bro

>>533971872
Yerp

>qqposter link
never ever

>>533964275
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's trashy as hell
Ooh, Polkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>533972115
Interesting. I’d always been afraid to roll more copies of her because I heard her E2 bricks her or something like that. I don’t remember who told me that but is there any truth to it?

>>533972142
>Firefly condom
>Firefly in vietnamese is con dom dom
Lmao

>>533972119
trvke

Thanks Anise very cool
https://youtu.be/j5NmvxjNGXU?feature=shared

>>533971272
>why
because the potatoes are not a non-negotiable support like domingo is for a lot of teams
their slot can be easily replaced by rm and robin in a lot of cases, but the same cannot be said for aglaea, seiba and all the other hypercarries in general

>>533971272
Because they had a good story.

>>533971272
>why do people not like the turboshilled faggot

>>533972548
>Says this
>When they're BIS for herta and seele

>>533972576
I've already forgotten it lol

>>533971509
Maybe you should get Cipher in her rerun unless they make a better nihility than her

>>533972124
The Sampo 5* is not even confirmed nor leaked, it's just a mass hallucination right now

>>533970879
That's a child

>>533972647
I was going to get her but I was hoping Cerydra was not going to turn out dogshit.

>>533971936
That 2nd team is soulFULL

>hya
cined
>jing
loo'd
>3
B's

oh yeah
it's brick time

>>533972548
>not Non-negotiable
>herta and castorice
fuck off tranny, herta is chained to those little shits

I’d roll for every character in the entire game if I could.
EXCEPT the Xianzhou ones. In fact, Jing Yuan is the only character I actually regret rolling for.

>sunday hate
>tribbie hate
>robin hate
is ruan mei the only "meta" support that does not have a crowd after her?

>>533971936
Is this the first Jingliu clear?

sex

>Anon decides to find a way to 0-cycle while using his favorite units
>"NOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO PULL MY HOMOOO!1!11!"
I don't get why you retards are so mad

>>533972798
Honestly based. The only chink characters I have are Blade and Jingliu.
I dont regret Blade but I do regret Jingloo

>>533972837
do people really hate hyacute

>>533972837
You forgot Sparkle hate but that's mostly because of shitposters using her

>>533973001
>Sparkle
>"meta" support

>Sparkle
>Meta

>>533972837
Ruan Mei is shit for my favorite so I spit on her.

>>533972935
how I see it:
if you can clear let alone 0-cycle with your favourite characters then who the fuck cares

>>533972936
I kneel Queen

>>533972987
i meant harmony
>>533973001
i think sparkle needs a bunch more quotation marks for the meta word

so can male only teams 0 cycle moc?

Madam Herta is a peerless what?

>>533972987
I think it's because she's a Barbara recolor and that's it

>>533972416
her E2 gives whoever she skills a 30% speed buff for 1 turn, if you play a -1 setup it doesn't matter cuz the DPS will always be faster than Bronya.
but if you can speed tune correctly you can give your DPS attack boots (if you are using 134% speed) or you can keep using speed boots and give your DPS a pseudo 161 speed setup (like I did in the video)

>Your Jingpoo can be good again you just have to roll Sunday, Tribbie, and Hya
Wow. Thanks a lot Mihomo

"meta" "sparkle"
maybe at E2 kek

Apologize

>>533972935
>bro, just get seven copies of a 5* standard character and three e1s1s to replace chicken wing boy!
looks like this discussion is beyond your peanut sized brain

>>533973391
Hyacine S1 is the only one she truly NEEDS

Guys I don't want march to be a vore icon...

>>533973419
Her facial phenotype looks like that of a lesbian dyke the more I look at it

>>533973414
you NEED her

>>533973419
Thanks for saving my mom...

>>533971272
You don't release mandatory males in mixed toilet games, you just don't. You're pretty much inciting drama by doing so, most people are ok with male characters existing, but being forced to use them is a whole different matter.

>>533973419
No one cares about her, even Cerydra is posted more

>>533973419
>make a super sexo design
>give her a cute ship even before the release
>physical dps female
>BUT
>make her a dotbrick for no fucking reason
Never. I've played these games before and won't fall for it again.

what the fuck is a "mixed toilet" game

>mixed toilet
>>>/vmg/

Game is dying because it's p2w and unfair to low spenders who dont win every 50/50. So instead of making sure the game is fun @ endgame with cool mechanics that anyone can use, they go full hp inflation & specific archetype shilling, and then plan to add a new p2w game mode.

>>533973625
Your mom after we're done pissing on her

>>533973391
so what happens if I give Sexnya sundaycone, do I just melt?

>>533973607
MANY care about her

>>533973625
/vmg/jeets vocabulary

>>533973419
not apologizing to jax main

>>533964118 (OP)
How does it feel being contrarion all the time. Everybody else loved 3.3 and 3.4 no matter how much you hitch and moan. Hoyo will continue in this direction and the earning support it

I just skipped every cutscene in 3.4
It was kino

>>533973625
it's a game that does a little pandering in all directions to have an audience as broad as possible

>>533973772
*pisses on you*

Zaunite: I love shoving sausages inside my anus

>>533973346
I’m gonna beat the shit out of whoever told me that eidolon bricks her.

>>533973823
Zaunite will never look at you, Hertaschizo

>>533973742
>How does it feel being contrarion all the time.

Too much SOUL for this thread

>>533973419
She literally sounds exactly like my Stacy coworker who invites me to go places with her

>>533973742
[skip]

>>533973946
Things that never happened for 500

>>533971272
1. they aren't male
2. if you are a metafag E1 tribbie is 100% mandatory in a way sunday only wishes he could be so people just accept it
2.5. people that dont really understand the meta think its sunday thats the mandatory one, not them, and then seethe when the sunday they rolled for is less important (doubly so if they also skipped hyacines)
3. they arent male

So this MoC was basically a Phainon check?

I love MEN!!!!

>>533973419
I am sorry Seele

>>533973823
Take your yuritardation back to discord freak

>>533973505
Unironically seek help

>>533974032
how's your transition going troonbianxis?

Jingliu Blade duo dps status?

>>533973742
Why do amphoreusfags feel so insecure about people not liking amphoreus?

>>533974152
Ded

>>533974152
just pick one jesus christ

>>533974152
Put a wig on Castorice and pretend she's Jingliu then it becomes actually viable (with S1 Hyacine ofc)

>>533973946
just fuck her already

>>533974157
Quite the opposite it's penaconytroons who mald when you don't like their shitty patch cycle

>Adult content creator Bonnie Blue announced that she’d slept with 1057 men in 12 hours. Exploring the polarising debate around Bonnie and the pornification of our society, the film follows her over the most eye-opening six months of her life.
Honkai Star Rails for this feel?

>>533974150
im just saying thats why people seethe about sunday, look no further than our resident wormschizo

>SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE
german food shattered your brain

>>533974032
lol
oh wait you're serious?
LMAO

>>533974129
Seek help for what? She just gives lesbo vibes from her facial features

I'm sure Jingliu/Pela has a place in this world because of Pela's GIGA ICE SHRED but /hsrg/ isn't ready for this conversation

Phaidei status?

>>533973505
yeah I see it too

>>533973946
I wish girls would talk to me

>>533973902
>>533974119
>>533974328
>Failed beta males rushing to defend the German moid again
Maybe she'll let you clean her pussy after Tyrone is done with her. She's a BBC lover after all.

>hyacine feet piece keep going into crit rate
you fucking nigger game

>>533974435
Big wife big love

I need sunday more for my dan and aglaea than i do tribbie unironically

>>533974486
*Smooch*

Evernight would force me to worship her while stepping on me

>mindbroken about germany
>mindbroken about sausages

>>533974420
does not matter with enemies with millions of hp

>>533969605
why is bronya allowed to do this when every other standard characters is a god dammed BRICK?

>>533974420
I used to use Jingliu Pela to kill that bug boss
Back when Star Rail was good

If she turns out to be normal instead of this carpet muncher yuritrannies assume she is then I'll forever sing praises to Shaoji

>>533974551
>need the most broken harmony released yet
Of course you do. Tribbie is better for PF, thats about it.

*mindbreaks the entire thread*

>>533974627
Because action advance is always useful. Everything else is just beginning to be powercrept.

>>533974587
>still pretending to be a guy
You will never be a man

HI3 was better than this excuse of a game

>>533974638
punctuations????

>>533974638
He can still make Cerydra the dyke instead

>>533974727
>says this yet tribbie mogs both wormday and shitnya
KEKAROO

THINGS THAT MAKE UNDESIREABLES SQUIRM
>yuri
>sausages
>german cuisine
>sunday

>>533974735
trvke

>>533974735
then where's HI3 on the revenue chart?

Sausages are American

reminder e1 tribbie+hyacine is the best support core for every single dps in the game outside of super brick and phainon

>>533974856
>muh revenue
shalom

>>533974627
Hey!
Bailu can take a beating, even if she can't cleanse.

Don't let her size fool you anon!

>>533973419
can't wait

>>533974856
hi3 got sabotaged by hoyo and being a better game doesn't mean it will get sales

tards buy dogshit from nintendo or fatlus but i wouldn't call most of it good

I finally pulled Saber's cone so I can actually start using her :)

>>533974925
>worse than Luochud

>>533974797
Sure, whatever, I just dont want the sexy one to be ruined

if you call sausages sausages then wtf do you call sausages?

Is 7 days enough to do all the content from the Fate collab?

>>533975001
>sabotaged by hoyo
>when chinks had melties over bunny suits and GODshin GODpact mogged it
KEKAROO

>>533975063
delicious

>>533975064
You can do it in a hour if you skip story and rush content. Might take longer if your team isnt meta though.

>>533974797
>dyke who exclusively wants men
Yurifags are so cucked

I think Hysilens would agree (and help out) if we corrected Cerydra

like literal clockwork, once /hig/ reaches the quota of 4 posts in the past hour they come straight here to shit up the thread

>>533975064
>7 days
More like 4 hours bwo, 5 of you suck ass at the game

Marchbros won so fucking hard

>>533974907
>>533965387
>a core so strong they can carry actual 0/10 bricks to the finish line
impressive

>>533973419
Shan't forgive Shaoji for making my Kafka's signature useless so I won't ever roll for dotbricks anymore.

>>533969605
that miss at the start lmao

I wish I had Bronya's cone, instead I have 3 Welt cones and 2 ice boy cones.

>>533974587
I’d worship her feet

>>533975209
Why is she eating it? Why is she wearing a mouth?

>>533975306
>E3S3 Gepard
GODPARD HAVE MERCY ON MEEEEEE

>Zaunitecord is spamming her dog shit germ*n "food" again while pretending to be someone else
Eating poo really fucks up your mind

>>533975252
>Kafka's signature useless

wait what did I miss?

>>533975306
I got 2 Himekones and 3 Bailu cones instead

>>533975438
She BROKE you, Hertaschizo

what about kebabs :D

>>533974632
I fucking hated that piece of shit boss. The fucker actually killed all my motivation to play for like a solid year because I didn’t have any good units to deal with it.

i heart schnitzel and cerysilens

>>533975438
yeah you are gross, how embarrassing

>>533973419
She cute
Cerydra is very cute as well

why are you people talking about sausages again

>>533975669
Hertaschizo is having another melty

bronya won

Evernight animations when?

>>533975253
that's in character for my girl failure wife

>>533975445
Buffed kafka's new best cone is tutorial cone instead of her sig.

Chorizo is the only good sausage

>Elysia: Whenever you want. I understand your desire to find Su, but don't worry too much, Kevin. Since Su is still in the game, we can always meet him.
>Kevin: M-hm, I believe in his abilities... You know, Su and I have known each other for a very long time. Truthfully, he's incredibly strong. We often had great chemistry during our school years.
Why did Shaoji delete Su from Kevin's life and replace him with some half naked slut in HSR?

>>533975798
1 week and 4 hours more or less

>>533975669
rape

Hertaschizo broke you

>>533975669
I really like this webm

>>533975091
genshin is a mid game bro

>>533975798
when you stop masturbating

>>533975972
I concur

bronya loves idiotka

>>533975938
same reason he removed mei; it got in the way of the soulless corporate cyrene shilling and phaidei agenda

>>533975938
He seduced him with his big ass tits

>>533976161
Seele?

>>533975306
I have Bronya's cone but no Bronya

so all of this was to shill Cyrene?

I DON'T LOOK LIKE ASTOLFO!!

>>533976198
And "Seele"!

>>533975798
In my bed with me rn

>wake up
>mom and dad say good morning
>seethe internally at dad, why couldnt he be female?
>look through the window
>half the people are worms
>full of disgust at this gay world that panders to women
>go to my bathroom and look through the mirror
>literally go insane, a fucking worm is in my mirror
>disgusting, if only theyd give me an option
>I would never choose to be a worm

>>533976262
Always was
Waifufag devs do be like that

>>533974056
>not a full male lineup
you can do better

>>533976262
Yes because she's Elysia and Shaoji loves her

daily reminder that pedofags itt deserve the rope

>>533976556
yasssss upvoted!!!!

>Hoolay in DU
Fuck off

>>533976567
That's a child

>>533976556
Go tell them QUEEN
SLAAYYY

>>533976556
https://files.catbox.moe/g72yp8.jpg

>>533976194
Maybe don't dress like a whore

Yotsuki Nanoka!

shaoji is a fucking nerd

>>533976567
Bro it literally says do not use my artwork

>>533965129
I had more difficulty with svarog side, aventurine was just trying to time his dice mechanic so I could enable robins ult for a extra party advance

When is the "preload" of readables and that stuff, I remember it's earlier than the actual patch preload

>>533977297
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>533977297
I don't think that was ever earlier than the patch preload

>>533976556
are you sure?

>>533977419
Why are you sniffing me....

>>533975669
Reminder that Fofo is like 40 in human years

at least the Bronyaschizo actually plays the game

I love my wife so much

>>533973419
not intrested in dykes

I love my Herta and Tingyun so much

>>533977841
Dot is shit anyway, no real loss

Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!

>>533977694
me too, aventurine

>>533976556
Trvke

>>533977694
Back to work, Kakaurine

Can Saber work without Robin? I hate her song.

>>533977914
We know, Ruan Mei

>>533977914
yurifreak

>>533978150
Didn't they announce they would let you turn her music off?

>>533978150
you can play her with the tribbie+hyacine(+cipher) and its arguably her best team if you dont mind the wheelchair

I hope we get another DDD banner soon. S1 isn't cutting it anymore.

>>533978008
Why is DoT so fucking BADDDDDDDDDDD

>Aventurine is back
Fugg, I forgot how to fight this guy outside of AS. Who did you all use on him?

March loves Caelus
Caelus loves March

>>533978493
It's not that bad is it? I was planning on starting a new team with Hysilens

>>533978508
>Fox man

>>533978616
Dont do it bro

>>533978616
I mean pre-Hysilenns

Myd*i could never

So after the Yuri AGP patch is done we get march right? I assume they will rerun several remembrance characters hopefully

>>533978668
It's fine I'm sure I'll get enough tickets for March too..

>>533978508
Phainon is great for him.

>>533978508
sustainless snacks

Hyacine and Cerydra are the sexiest girls in 3.x

https://litter.catbox.moe/gbhoynzw8q5megv6.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ftninclv4lqven4o.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/oh7nvcp7abwlzo1o.jpeg

>>533965129
Oinkmon reporting in

my big dick seiba can curbstomp these MOC fights easily

I want to pull for Jingliu because she's cute
how is she now in a post-buff environment?

>>533979162
She has the worst buffs of the bunch

>>533979162
Did you pull S1 Hyacine? She'll last 3 months

>>533979372
>s1 hyacine
e1s1 hyacine actually
should I go in?

>>533979087
Phainon's POV

>>533979408
Absolutely, Jingliu is very strong atm

>>533979087
SAUCE

>>533979162
out of the buffs she is still the worst
imo SW Kafka got the better deal
Blade is good but really wants Hyacine for him to shine
icebitch is still garbo tier

>>533964209
>>533964275
Holy reddit

>>533979013
I love them

>chinkloo is still doodoo
but why

When is the new endgame getting introduced again? Was it 3.6?

>>533975209
>Marchbros
More like for (you) waifufags and selfinserters won. So, glad I saved up 400+ rolls and skipped everyone but Castorice.

>>533979640
China must be mad now that MHY made a Chinese character weak and it's illegal to make Chinese characters weak.

>8:59 AM - wake up
>9:00 AM - start working
>5:00 PM - go out to run errands
>7:00 PM - start cooking dinner
>8:00 PM - eat dinner
>8:30 PM - clean dishes and kitchen
>9:00 PM - shower and hygiene
>10:00 PM - masturbate
>11:30 PM - lie down in bed and watch youtube
>1:00 AM - fall asleep
When am I supposed to find time for Star Rail?

Cute.

Phainon got the best treatment a hsr male character will ever get. Nothing will top this from now on. Spdh's kit was originally a 4* kit but they later upgraded it to a 5*.
Leaker wanted to say more at first but knew people wouldn't believe them, so they said only his art direction was bad. Internally lots of employees who are fans of DH were also extremely unsatisfied with DH's treatment but they must do shaojis bidding & work on his goddess.
Blade will indeed come in 4.x but leaker doesn't know more than that. They then lament that blade is also not well treated internally.

>>533979802
>10:00 PM - masturbate
>11:30 PM - lie down in bed and watch youtube
Right there bro

>>533979802
When do you poop? I usually try to poop before I take a shower because if I do it after, I feel dirty again.

>>533979802
Why do you need an hour and a half to masturbate? I jerk off and cum in like 3 minutes tops excluding finding some jerk material
Theres where you should slot in HSR

>>533979456
Are you still not satisfied getting utterly annihilated? Have some self-respect and drop that crack ship. You lost.

>Barely managing to 4 cycle this MoC
>Look up what everyone else is using
>0 cycle clears are all e1s1+ teams

>>533979939
why is blade getting an SP when they just buffed him?

>>533979087
Phainon is so lucky...

>>533980043
his cock is very big you wouldn't understand

>>533980183
blade 1.0 is gonna be the freefag version of GIGABURADO SP

>>533980043
Some people like edging for a long time. I used to do it when I was younger. In what seems like a blink, you can waste 3 hours on that shit and not even realize it.

>>533979087
I am so lucky...

>>533980108
Svarog is +125% HP in less than a year. No support gives you +125% final damage and if even they existed you still only have 4 slots to a team. Please enjoy.

>>533980108
>use meta teams
they clear everything with no effort while complaining that it's too easy

>archer 0 cycle
>firefly 6 cycle
not having fugue really hurts

>>533979802
cut out youtube but instead of playing hsr jork it for 2 and a half hours
maybe cut the shower out too, thats even more jorkin time

I can totally jerk off and cum to Sparkle feet in like 3 minutes tops

>>533979802
>1 hour to shower
Nobody says this

Well you know what they always say
a clear is a clear

>>533980329
will he appear for the 4.0 stream after not being satisfied with amphoreus?

>>533979506
Looks like it's from a guy who made Firefly and
Gui plus Susan threesome doujins
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=3112671

>>533980043
You realize we're only a couple years away from a global pornography ban? If you aren't spending at least an equal amount of time filling your external SSD you will be FUCKED

>>533980502
I only masturbate during showertime so It takes over two hours at times even.

>>533979456
>>533980218
Still coping xis?

>>533979939
>Spdh's kit was originally a 4* kit but they later upgraded it to a 5*
Should have kept it a 4 star to keep things even between him and March.

>>533979939
To be fair, it's surprising he is even getting an alt in the first place.
As far as I know he is the least popular chink male

>>533979849
>>533980037
>>533980253
>>533980492
>>533980665
Where stelle

>>533965715
I'm so glad trump is taking away their rights :]

>>533980851
>>533980940
Some Yumes don't like the Racoon

>>533980770
>niggas on /hsrg/ spend 2 hours a day masturbating
>Wonder why they're so depressed and lonely

>>533981023
>troon from space

Why is slop krai flopping? They were completely obliterated by Larganoche and Dan 4.5*

>>533981083
Don't be rude to March

>>533980863
Irrelevant pagbait until it actually happens in game