Thread 534096169

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>2025 /osg/ EHP Competition
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lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

previous >>534021619

i wont be posting in this thread again because that op image is freaking stupid!!!!

WHERES THE UPDATE AYIZA YOU PASTY MIDGET

can we just let it die already its been a good run but unfortunately HE ruined it forever

report 4clan spammers

i will make an honest woman out of d3ks

can someone tell me why this thread is so fucking awful. your ccs suck too.

>>534096585
i have to tell you i know you are a thread regular but whenever i see posts like this i giggle irl like a fucking idiot

>>534096540
this is eel girl in reverse

New clue rank and a new book.
Real, progress hours.

i've worked at blizzard for 7 years and im an ex engineer

>>534096692
you mean eel bitch please dont deadname her

>>534096585
yeah it's because we're trying to filter the retarded wow migrants

>>534096856
but its been awful for years

>>534096739
have you yet tried pilk

>>534096540
>just marry the girl with 100 bodycount bro

who are you talking to use the reply feature

eel wench has cut open the bodies of over 100 eels

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

we don't need the reply feature because there's only three people here: you, me and the gower, and the gower only talks to himself

my kitty is too big to sit on top of my desk now so she sits underneath it and sometimes i kick her accidentally and feel so bad and she looks at me like i did it on purpose

>>534097768
show me a pick of your pussy

if you use anything but nearest neighbor ui scaling we cant be friends

st0ck took the bbc torpedo and now the tiny osg ones arent enough for him

>>534097963
im a man

erm you mean body type A? whats a man?

would you give your os so a perfect ring or nah?

being a man means u have had top surgery and are fertile (pregnant man emoji) (wheelchair man emoji)

>>534098293
what does that have to do with runescape though

Meet incelonly
My incelonly ironman
I can only get items and equipment by killing females.
Our current goal is to get items from nex and zilyana

>>534098084
scaling?

>>534098180
a miserable little pile of secrets

>>534098293
was scrolling trending on X this morning and a photo of a hot chick giving another hot chick a blowjob came up like wtf

i can save d3k

>>534098564
why is the west like this

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

what of the dollar you murdered for, is that the one fighting for your soul?

3-1 at toa today but I didn't get the drop. Still good progress though considering I was dying a lot last week.

can someone sit in vc with me while i watch scary videos

Bizarre 4chan Stories

>>534099737
>>534099753
spooky

they're cheering! why are they cheering?

doing: slayer
watching: SNES Super Side Quest - Game # 274 - M.A.C.S. Basic Rifle Marksmanship

wow streamers trying to do ba no guide is hilarious

>>534100381
jagex is gonna give BA a group finder asap now

>>534100381
playing defender is easily one of the most frustrating things ive done in osrs to date

>>534100608
did you use a guide? if no then why not?

>>534100608
It is very easy and retard proof if you simply import 3 tiles

>>534100671
i read the wiki for what the role is intended to do but i didnt read anything about how to actually do it i figured i would try learning it myself (did not go wel)
>>534100715
can you show me because playing defender is the main reason i dont wanna go back to BA

d3ks do you want to recreate this picture with me (it's Adam)

>>534100950
retard

>>534101001
rude

>>534100381
savix banked his bow and brought a dragon scim, they must browse osg

>>534100950
This has more tiles than necessary but you'll get the gist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfFIaxdMzM

imagine if d3k was asian

Why do people like slopletics? Shit i would just uniroinically bot if i had to sit in morytania for 7000 hours

why has wormbf never threatened to backtrace us does he even care

he likes it

streets watch flippingoldschool varlamore locked now

watchings?

me to merii

welcome swampreddit, my reddit locked osg account

hehe lets make the boss drop 3 dose pots to maximize time spent screwing around with your inv

almost 95 rc

*points* yes officer, him right there

>>534104339
thats so me

>>534104414
boosting BA is allowed

used to think i was schizoid but i might be more avoidant but personality disorders are kind of like astrology for the neurotic and internet brained

how the hell do people do real content on mobile i feel more agile doing cg drunk than i do trying to tap the chisel at amethyst

>>534105208
most people who use phones are retarded

i played mobile only for 2 years and now playing desktop feels weird even with the advantage of plugins

playing without fkeys should be illegal

>>534104339
>doesn't say thank you when manager calls them a good girl
>"that anon is mentally ill, they should not be allowed to vote"

slayer update doko

*blocks ur pass*
wwyd?

as soon as sween and ayiza get back from their honeymoon in america

i think you mean slayer update itsu

>>534102375
imagine doing a plarpy9 with merii where you piss in her mouth and she plarps in your mouth

i wish we could be more honest with each other

itsudiot

ok to be honest you are the most annoying group of people ive ever interacted with

you dont mean that you whore

why are you here then

because i hate myself and some of you are funny in addition to being annoying

>>534107550
its true also the faggiest

hunnid thou on a watch im just honest

what the hell its 1am time to go oceans eleven on the GE

>>534107902
also the thickest and jiggliest

remind me, what is so good about this shield?

why do mains do barrows

everything reminds me of her

>>534108282
elite clues

>>534108282
larp as ironchads

>>534108274
my long term investment for when jagex finally decides not every boss has to be a dps check

>>534108347
arent wildy bosses better for that

a mechanic that spectral can cheese would be a better investment than a sudden 180 in boss design philosophy

spent ~2 months flipping 50m into 400m then lost it all on synapses

yes i'll invest in an item that doesn't degrade that is easily acquired and has minimal uses

>>534108459
How would you design such bosses? Would they be like dagannoth kings on steroids where there are a million tiny shitters shooting at you during the fight so you'd need the defense?

>>534108459
blood moon is a def check for most players

>>534109038
me

>>534108459
so it's bis for moons?

>>534108282
It used to be the only mid-tier pvm content in the entire game since like a year ago

wildy bosses are only good clues if you do teams

i can't wait until they release the shield of epicness in the new raid. it's 10% better than ely and you need 90 def to use it

I can't wait until they release another marginal endgame upgrade that is 0.001% better than the latest pserver gear and costs 221731823719823 billion gp

my iron clan loves massing calysto. How does that work for irons? I still don't understand massing bosses in this game what's the point?

just bought auto delve prayers ive heard its fuckin litty cant wait to try it

>>534109536
this but unironically. WoWsissies would nyever

>>534109128
Boss Concept: "The Unrelenting Warden"
Survive the Judgment. Only then are you worthy
Core Mechanic: Judgment Phases (Defense Over DPS)
The Warden does not die by damage alone. Instead players must withstand escalating waves of punishment over several minutes while fulfilling specific survival objectives.
Phase System
Phase 1: Attrition
Constant chip damage: Every few ticks, the Warden hits all players with True Damage (ignores most prayer) unless reduced by defense bonuses.
This encourages gear like Elysian (70% chance to reduce damage), Justiciar (damage reduction scaling with defense)
Phase 2: Reflection Zone
The boss reflects a percentage of all incoming damage back to the attacker.
Only tank-style players who can mitigate this reflected damage survive — reckless DPS die quickly.
Elysian and Justiciar shine here, reducing reflected damage significantly.
Phase 3: Suppression Waves
Players are “marked” one by one — marked players take massive single hits every 20 ticks unless blocked or mitigated by damage reduction mechanics.
Ely's passive effect is a life-saver here.
Prayers are disrupted during this phase, making gear bonuses crucial.
Phase 4: The Warden’s Trial
A team-wide "Shield Wall" mechanic: players must soak damage by standing in formations.
The more defense/tank stats a player has, the more damage they absorb.
Encourages dedicated tanks to absorb the brunt and protect teammates.
Design Goals:
Elevate defensive playstyles.
Encourage team coordination and role-based PvM (tank/support/dps).
Promote underused gear (Ely, Spectral, Justiciar).
Offer a challenge beyond just "kill it fast".
Rewards:
Ward of the Warden – A new tank shield upgrade that offers 80+ defense and reflects small amounts of damage back (combos with Elysian).
Defender's Sigil – An attachment to Justiciar giving % damage reduction on multi-target hits.
"Judgment Set" – High-defense gear with defensive set effects (like Guthan’s but for tanking magic/ranged).

>>534109547
i think 8 people can get full loot or something like that

how does grok know about justicar gear?

business idea: sack 90% of the oldschool team and just ask grok

>>534110267
they did that for doom

>>534109929
thanks grok but theres another way i can take less damage and thats to kill it faster why would i tank damage every 20 ticks when i can just kill it in 15 stupid ass ai fuck you and die

why is it cheesy

herblore pet idea jessie pinkman

huh?

herb pet should be venasaur.

>>534109929
good intentions anon. for me having all 4 of these phases is redundant, most of them are effectively the same (wear tank gear).
I would just pick 1-2.

I like the "shield wall" where one player stands in front to tank and the others can dps. Maybe there's a brief respite where coordinated teams can swap tanks quickly to distribute the damage.

i fucked ted

all groupsissy content does not belong in osrs everything should be designed to be soloable

still working on the sins of the father fight
first attempt didn't go well. Blew through most of my food before second phase so escaped to not waste all my supplies

>>534111001
did you get the effay ring

ok since the mean girls arent here rn ill admit it i lost my red helm status doing ds2

yeah raids unironically spoiled a lot of the endgame for me. Doom isn't somehting I ever look forward to doing either.

i dont mind "team" shit but i need a dedicated mass world where i can team up with baddy randos and laugh when we die

the game just needs a good matchmaking system

>>534109929
thank goodness retards like you have no say over boss design

zulrah music goes way harder than it should

thought i would hate questing but i ended up surging through them all and now i've just finished and i don't know what to do i wish they would make more quests

>>534111096
yes, I screwed up a couple times, got hit by darkness attack. ran into the corner of an orb, and accidentally let myself run out of prayer and took even more damage
was a true skill issue

anyone else have crippling abandonment issues

[Unfortunate News]
local snothelm (That got a Tbow drop) groomed by local discord users. apparently his irl friends are kicking him from the group im because he plays with his clan and not them looool

questing is like half the fun of this game
no other games has a questing system like osrs it's really neat

>>534111553
why do you think we care

mines not crippling

why would I care what happens to a snothelm they aren't even ironmen in the first place

>>534111553
deserved for doing gr*up content

fill me in on green helm why is it so hated?

its a main with extra steps peopel just hop groups to rwt

we all act like we enjoy questing but the reality is click blue is just like main lining dopamine into our receptors, the quests themselves are ass

they have a discord store where you can directly buy items ive heard you can make a lot of gp if you run one though

>>534111708
if u say so

rate my ge ironman idea: you can do everything a normal account can except use the grand exchange

oh god I hate questing so much. The only reason I didn't come back to RS3 and started fresh in osrs was the fucking quest helper on god. While Guthix sleeps was so fucking ass without it.

rate my rmt ironman idea: you can do everything a normal account can except you have to rmt

if gold sellers are doing prices of like 13 cents per 1m gp they must be buying at like 8-9 cents who the fuck is selling them gold so cheap

I would like to be involved in the economy even as ironman. I just don't want the game to be about chasing gold over actual items. Let irons sell items on the GE, we can be GOLDhelms

has jagex ever said anything about how much rwt goes on in gim?

maybe its the bots just spitballing here

you have to accept that Jagex going after botters or rwt with any real gusto is merely a fairy tale. Half the mods were selling gold on the side.

>>534112320
the people selling gp run bot farms that are probably making billions daily so it adds up

>>534112320
third worlders

guess you could say it is a fairy tale I - growing pains heh

what would a GOLDhelm be able to spend their gp on then

i really hate that there's no fairy tale pt 3 that makes it so weeds never grow again

subverting nations within runescape

quest idea: something not in zeah because zeah is fucking gay

runes, blast furnace, that kinda thing. There's plenty of gold sinks not on the GE

can I get linked to a safe site to buy gp from

>>534112964
runescape.com

i have a spare ahrims hood you can buy from my gim

the first result on google

>>534112871
you can buy auto-weed at tithe farm

can ironmen get around trading by buying player-sourced items from general stores?

wow hadnt thought of that just bought katieys tbow thanks

:3

>>534112964
discord sellers but they charge more than the websites, either take a gamble on them and accept you have a 75% chance of getting caught or pay a bit more for a reputable discord seller and have little chance of getting caught

What is the absolute fastest way to level up all the combat skills as a free to play beginner with no friends, no guild, no connections, no card swiping?

Is it just do security dungeon for 10k -> Kill chickens -> Upgrade gear every 10 levels -> Kill cows -> Kill the grasshopper things in stronghold of security?

Right now killed chickens for feathers to level fishing for healing items, killing over 500 cows to level crafting via leather, then that might put me at 20 combat / 20 strength / 20 hp / 20 defense. Also killing random imps for the beads for that wizard quest. 7 red beads, 1 black bead. Bad luck.

check the wiki

>>534113130
I don't ever wana go there desu

for f2p vampire slayer and knights sword are the big ones. The real answer is to get members and do waterfall quest at lvl 12 to jump to 40 atk / str then follow the questing guide since many quests require no combat at all, or you can safespot any boss.

>>534113730
its not that bad desu ne it would take like less than 30 mins to get auto-weed

>>534113625
Getting members is a pretty important step if you are interested in the fast aspect of it all.

>>534113625
autumn elegys terrathrone series probably has the best methods still

>>534113858
isnt mage meta for low level questing

omg 82 attack i never have to train it again until my strength is 99

back in the day questing felt impenetrable with the long requirement chains

you can decant pizzas

>>534113994
sure mage or ranged with dorg cbow

we dont have to worry about that these days with the optimal quest guide adn Optimal quest guide/Ironman guides readily available on the wiki

i know just reflecting on a life well spent

back in my day (2017) I'd open up runegame and then do a quest that was red in my questlog and if I didn't have the requirements then I'd spend the day preparing for it

i struggled (google sheets quest order guide i found on reddit) so that new players can thrive (wiki)

think i fire striked my early game quests then started slayer as soon as i got my barrows gloves cuz im an efficient girl boss

>>534113981
>autumn elegys terrathrone series
Dude has 12k views in the last 30 days. Got a link to a guide or something?

i find it shocking that 12k real people care about efficient f2p skilling

Sal's is the comfiest. Runehq is the best for calculators. I remember taking 3 hours on monkey madness using Sal's guide maybe a year after it came out. Coming back and doing it with quest helper was night and day.

runehq monkey madness guide got me killed at least once i dont think i used a guide for any other quest but then i didnt get many big quests done. i remember people saying that monkfish were a good moneymaker and looking up the swan song quest/skill requirements and just giving up

>>534115239
had so much nostalgia for dragon slayer and seemed to remember it being a long intense quest when i was a kid but then i did it with quest helper and realized its actually a piss short quest same with prince ali rescue

getting filtered by duke sucellus

i could get blorva if i wanted to but i cant do duke i dont like the fight its stupid i dont like the prep i dont like the stupid mechanics i like nothing about it

>>534096169 (OP)
This is one of the worst games I've ever played in my life. How the fuck is it so popular? It has horrible visuals, horrible sound, bad controls which are 100% mouse driven and have a 0.6s delay to everything, the most forgettable and generic lore, the gameplay is literally the most mindnumbing repetitive shit I've ever seen... PvP and PvM is all based around abusing the shitty java engine from 2002... you literally can't make any progress whatsoever unless you make it your fulltime job and play minimum 8 hours a day... wtf man. Even retail WoW is better...

cookin some chicken rn

okay

>>534115892
shut up retard
underage retard go play fornite

youre just gonna hand a rage baiter (You)s just like that when regulars like john faggot are starving for even an indirect reply

>>534115892
Everything you said was correct, but that's why we love it

KEEP OLDSCHOOL OLDSCHOOL

>>534115892
Absolutely fair to share your frustrations. It's clear the game just isn't working for you, and that's never fun. Some people love the grind and the classic feel, but it definitely isn’t for everyone, especially if you value modern graphics, responsive controls, or a more casual experience. Not every game should require that much time investment or feel so dated.

Still, its popularity can be baffling if it doesn’t click with you. A lot of its fans are either really into the nostalgia or they love the challenge and open-ended progression. Many players stick with it because they enjoy the freedom to set their own goals. Whether that's skilling, exploring, trading, or specializing in PvP. The game gives a lot of options for how you spend your time, so dedicated fans often appreciate being able to play their own way, even if it means grinding for ages. But again, that kind of open-ended experience isn't for everyone, and it sounds like you much prefer games that feel fresher and more rewarding right away.

we pay we gay

>>534116472
Thank you grok

i wish someone cared enough about me to have grok try to solve my problems

ai slop is so generic 0 substance at all

>>534116472
>you don't want to click on a tree with PS1 graphics for 10 hours straight? Heh, you just want to be rewarded right away, casual
This is why your game sucks. Meanwhile the actual good content (endgame bossing, raids) are gatekept behind 2000 hours of quest helper and rock clicking

need some unspeakable shit done to me

hes arguing with the robot thats so based

like what

>>534116885
go click on rocks for 10 hours straight faggot

she cant speak it stupid

>>534115892
Bro's out here trying to play this game like it's WoW. Get rid of that mindset. It's VERY different.
You're not even "wrong" though, but all of that is part of the charm.

>you literally can't make any progress whatsoever unless you make it your fulltime job and play minimum 8 hours a day
Yes, this game requires ungodly hours spent to get to late game, but this game is "AFKable". People aren't spending 5000 hours driving their characters around having to execute their rotations like WoW, they're AFK fishing, doing something else and just clicking the spot every 1 minute or whatever. People aren't joking when comparing this to an idle game.

But if you really want to, you can play super actively. It's a choice, and part of what people like about this game so much.
Also, unlike WoW, you don't have everything stacked at the end game. There is shit you can do at all stages of your account, and early/mid game is SOVLful as fuck.

Had to switch to attack mid round because the original attacker was using a rune scimmy, making rounds take so long.

thats the joke omg >>534117062

>>534114546
how do I decant a pizza into two halves

>>534117073
This isn't normal. I don't want to be distracted all day at work looking for a new world to hop to for star mining. I don't want to look like a retard sitting at my desk fiddling with my phone every 20 minutes when I should be contacting sales leads. I've tried all this shit before, even sandcrabs is not AFK enough to not be distracting.

i dont think midgame is soulful. early game is soulful and endgame is fun but midgame is horrible

>>534115239
sals was the best
miss the ole forum days

im doing gem crab at work right now you need to click exactly twice every 10 minutes

better than clicking twice exactly every 10 minutes

cake (stalls) break early game
wine too but less so

they invalidate all early food options you would otherwise use by healing way more and being easier to get

>>534117653
maybe ill give that a try. But with sandcrabs you need to run around every couple minutes to reset the aggro timers and when you get back there is a 50/50 chance some retard took your spot. So then you have to hop and before you know it you wasted a bunch of time on your phone

all food is exactly the same difficulty to get you just go to the ge

>>534117406
Maybe this game is just not for you.

>>534117786
Every skill is full of crap < level 50 which is utterly pointless in the grand scheme of things.

base 50s with combat skills in the 70s is when the game starts getting fun

>>534117859
Gem crab fixes that. It's an immortal group "boss" that just changes spot every 10 minutes.
You can't get crashed.

>>534117964
I beat SotE on my ironman and quit at gauntlet. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that shit. I'm salty about the entire game now because this shit sucks ass

>>534117859
Most people are gem crabbing now a days, so sand/ammanite crabs are fairly empty.
However I say go gem crab as well, unless you are half eyeing the screen to get fossils.

>>534118096
Just deiron then.

>>534117859
thank you for explaining sand crabs me and to the thread but gem crabs are actually different than that cheers

>people bitching about the runescape graphics when wow graphics are dated as well
you cant make this shit up, niggas probably played minecraft too

the chicken i made was amazing and awesome like me

nice

was it like biboos lava chicken

>>534118241
I've already been stuck there for 7 months, I can't give up. I have 2 hours to play a day and even then my wife still bitches at me over it.

it was better

I'm still pissed all the good pvm content is locked behind slayer
like nigga I'm not gonna grind slayer to 95 to farm hydra and cerberus fuck off with that I just want my upgrades

didnt know anyone would consider hydra or cerberus good pvm content

giant mole isnt locked behind slayer

cerberus drops the best pet in the game actually

I just want to farm my primordial shoes upgrade myself instead of buying them like a bondie
fuck slayer-locked bosses

cant believe i still have 7.5m xp to go for 99 slayer ive been at it for weeks

just beasted a count check random event

>>534115892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpPJY-xdA3M
the best breakdown i've ever seen desu

>>534119570
this is what got me to try out the game

every other mmorpg has a system where raids reward tickets every run so that you can save up for a unique if you dont get lucky why doesnt runescape

because runescape is a good video game and other mmorpgs are not

okay so what do i do now that i have moons of peril on farm? do i just keep doing this and doing quests until i have enough money to.. what exactly? it's been 18 years or so since i was in the midgame in runescape.

>lag is so bad the ping grapher stopped working
FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS

>>534120019
idk what do you want to do

i want to fluff

>>534120142
continue progressing and playing the game naturally. i guess i'm just feeling a bit of burnout.

W faps?

>>534120207
okay well theres a lot of things to do in this game so basically you should pick a goal and work towards it probably

>>534120019
save for a dhl and then farm vork

maldavius figtree's lava chicken

>>534120207
this game isnt for you lil bro go play fortnite

>>534120019
try another boss you want to try
or do sum slayer

we dont have summoning slayer in osrs

s3ks

only 115k xp in attack until I can enter warrior's guild I'm so excited to farm for my dragon defender bros

>>534120471
yeah i was thinking slayer. do people use goading potions and prayer to afk slayer in osrs?

>>534120590
nice man gz

youre a piece of ass

How many hours do you guys play a day? Including AFK?

16-20 usually sometimes more almost never less

a few

>>534120608
>goading potions
>helmie
the stupid fucking resource from mastering mixology is complete ass to get unless the make the diary shit out the resource

im a neet and i can only manage to do 10

i take meth and i can reach 20 hours a day easily

>>534117410
Cut the number of quests required in half and it would be a lot more fun.

>>534117653
Just once. At home if you have the logout timer maxed out it will actually aggro you with its aoe attack if you're afk for liek 25-30 minutes.

>>534117410
endgame becomes upkeep scape with rares sprinkled inbetween

im non verbal irl so if i ever met d3k my "rizz" would just be repeating the words she says

i dont try to think about how id rizz up friends and people ill never meet thats bizarre behavior

>>534121437
so first of all its one click into the tunnel to move crab locations and then another click to engage the crab in battle. second of all even if you walk away and completely afk and the crab leaves your spot and comes back and aggros you with its aoe attack its max hit is literally 1 so whats the problem

if i was a crab would you engage me in battle

i do and its normal behaviour

>>534121437
sorry ive re-read your message and realised you werent trying to fight me i apologise for the tone of my response best regards

Promised the boys I’d get my first pet tatted

ahh got the big ass nugget drop 9 nuggs

9 nuggs is freakin huge

no one seems to notice somethings gone missing from the cloakroom

Tattoo culture was a mistake.

fr you should only get tatted if youre a sailor

escape through the back door walk through runey all alone

im not a sailor but im pretty gay i dont have any yet though because i dont know what i want

get a tat of a cock on your forearm

is it the same guy who keeps reposting reddit posts here

>guy
careful its a xhe and xer name is merry poo

What is the absolute fastest way to level up all the combat skills as a free to play beginner with no friends, no guild, no connections, no card swiping?

Is it just do security dungeon for 10k -> Kill chickens -> Upgrade gear every 10 levels -> Kill cows -> Kill the grasshopper things in stronghold of security?

Right now killed chickens for feathers to level fishing for healing items, killing over 500 cows to level crafting via leather, then that might put me at 20 combat / 20 strength / 20 hp / 20 defense. Also killing random imps for the beads for that wizard quest. 7 red beads, 1 black bead. Bad luck.

Reposting cause no one answered. (Perhaps no one knows the answer? Game's 24 years old someone has to have done this by now.)

look mom he posted it again

do you think its possible to be hard filtered by any regular content in this game or is everything a matter of practice stats and equipment

ohh wah no one will spoonfeed me through the first 30 mins of the game

i told you get members and do waterfall quest

osrs was members only for a long while especially when we were doing early combat skills so we dont know that meta

everything in every game is a matter of practice stats and equipment

Chat, I managed to join a group of 3 learners thinking it will be no issue.
The attacker was in full masori with a cheese cape and a fang (the fang is missing controlled attack style).
Two of them went defender because it is hard to learn and annoying to do.
I was collector and a random was medic.
It was a long game, but we did it.

we had f2p when i started playing but i wanted to play draynor agility course so i paid my $20 well it was actually closer to $14 at the time oh how things change

what pet this is?

ugly ahh mf pet

Haven't played osrs in about 4 months after binging it for a few months to get the quest cape. Really enjoyed questing however I hit a point in the optimal quest guide where I needed to grind for 15-20 hours to get that agility suit which weights nothing and gives bonus energy and stuff. I also needed a higher agility level for the next quest anyway. The grind put me off to the point I stopped playing though. How can I revive my interest in doing the same shit for tens of hours? How do you divide your time?

i think thats the dragonfruit pet

>>534123743
tangleroot

>>534123687
nice job. attacker is really easier with a bow and swapping arrows. I did it with a maple shortbow and demolished enemies with 30s

>>534123393
>Free to play
Cows to 30's, then minotaurs to 40 range and whatever melees you want
Ogress shamans safespotting for all your range/mage training

so you dont think there are people who just have reflexes and coordination bad enough that they cant do some stuff

Pretty sure I'd get hard filtered by god wars without being way overgeared.

yeah

there are some people who it really is hopeless for but the number of them is extremely low, for the seemingly low skilled players its usually just a matter of low-patience and bad attitude

>>534123805
you dont need agi outfit anymore they changed run energy so the meta has changed

interesting i think i agree

*squeezes your hips and growls playfully*

sometimes i just want to tell him to sybau

he needs to eat less salty food

>>534124110
Oh, was this in the last few months? That's cool then. Agility grind is still off putting though. I actually managed to break the left click on my mouse for spending like 5 hours straight doing the canifis course. I suppose it was on the way out anyway.

i suspect ive gained about 20 buckets of water this year

agility and thieving are strictly mobile training skills

>>534124410
yeah not too long ago. agility is a brain-off grind you need to be watching or doing something and mindlessly clicking through a course. if youre focusing on it then you will go crazy. it is worth the grind because higher agility level makes your run regen faster and unlocks a lot of useful shortcuts

everyone is replying to each other now are we in the golden age of osg too

oda and alfies relationship is like hadrian and antinous

fuck i need to clean my ranarr weed

>>534123687
I wish I was brave enough.

who is 4752 replying to

which npc is the most goonable?

i dont goon to polygons

d3k

kraken

>>534124859
Gnome cheerleader

>>534123687
it helped me to just approach randoms like winning doesnt matter, if it goes badly its just funny. felt like i had way more fun than the people raging at their 70iq defender

The first 3 (THREE) people to name 3 (THREE) NPCs that start with the letter Y will not regret it.

Pro tip: make sure to include your rsn to collect your free price!!

>>534124725
Cool to know and good advice. Thanks. The Premier league is starting soon which will be the perfect time to get on this grind I'm thinking.

I like a lady in leadership

Yama
Yrsa
Yarnio
IGN: Laboring

shes touring the facility

labor is desperate i mean laboring is desperate

New player here, love what OTK has been putting out. Is the game as poggers as they make it seem?

Clannie just died and lost his HC status pour one out

L bozo

just logged in

basically this game is more pog champ than pickle rick and reddit put togehter

didnt ask

>Want to do RFD for barrows gloves
>Have to complete family crest
>Quest forces me to go wildy
>Get killed and lose my stuff
>Forced to use granite gloves forever
Yap. Shit game.

>>534125360
Why you got the pool marked too

>>534125167
Confirming if these are legit give me a sec

>>534125413
my dog does that all the time

>>534125413
because i click the ring to teleport then i click on the red box every single time its just eliminating locating it

Thanks bros, it seems like a fun romp in between cod seasons

this game is not fun and its not a romp you dont get it At All

Who are your osg cc otps?

After carefully review, I’ve confirmed that those are real NPCs in old school RuneScape, however you are not eligible for the 300m price money because of racist remarks you’ve made in the osg cc in the past.

>>534109536
no new shit had a 1b cost, everything was pretty normal and cheap

our namefags are separate to the ccers if you want to talk about the cc please use the cc discord

>>534124859
kuradal she knows how to spec man out

wish someone would spec me out

what like a warship

>>534125916
no like a dragon dagger

Are you a Chop Chop! or Smashing! kind of girl?

I'm a boy and my character is a boy

Do you think duracel and nieve... You know

depends on whether im chopping or smashing

>>534126061
duracel

ok 973 was lowkey weird

this game is so fun look we're all just killing wyrms together
>>534126125
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Dragon_dagger

>>534126061
got bad news about nieve buddy

>>534125056
Yeah I'm not him, but I can say at 77 agility, I haven't had to worry about run energy, basically ever

i use 250 ppots per td task im deironing

Steve was a mistake. Why did they remove our strong independent warrior wife?

thats what you get for not flicking damage prayers, shitter

thats so raven

just like d3k removed herself from us

>>534126494
b a s e d

>>534125738
Shut up tranny we actually talk about the game in the cc, how about you hop on the “meriicord “ and make shitty posts on there

>>534126592
i do.....
>>534126639
ick

Damn sick infernal

inv me to meriicord

Should I buy a piece of oathplate or an avernic defender

>>534126426
With or without the graceful set?

>>534126773
piss bottle status?

>>534126861
I've only ever worn graceful when I do farm runs, and even then I wasn't dropping below like 90 run energy because I have teleports near most herb patches and the house pool to regain stamina
Effectively, once you have 70ish agility you'll probably only run out of energy if you're questing constantly, and dueling rings means you have a constant source of easy full restore

>>534127094
Cool to know. Thanks.

Whats the best way to level up dungeoneering?

min wage is 50m/hr

do the dungeons

>>534126827
should have told him you bought max gear (2b+) to get it and still struggled

there should be high alchemy tabs change my mind

sandwich lady just gave me her pie but I play a girl character so I guess I'm experimenting with lesbianism now

go low alch yourself

its normal to be a little bicurious

>>534127707
why would i lie to him like that
anyway i encouraged him, if i can do it then he can too
ps just clogged

>>534127729
egg alert

as an rwter i never pick up slayer drops

popped the freak off a little bit today

>>534127948
actually I fantasize about being in a romantic relationship with my character. I made her very cute and pick out cute outfits for her and I imagine us doing in game activities together like fishing and mining

lowkey i just revised my account plan and im boutta go quest mode on it

>>534127906
oh my bad yeah 1935.9m not 2b honest mistake i swear

whats the point of shit like prospectors kit that gives you a 2% bonus lmao so you get 130k (8hrs) off your 2 month grind

why is half of this thread now just j*** d** posting screenshots that no one cares about or responds to

>>534128113
the only things on there i bought from the ge were the masori pieces. tbow was borrowed so was the kodai virtus top and anguish. sucks having no friends who would trust you with that amount of gear eh

>>534128267
its literally only for turbo autistic minemaxxers who will shit their pants for gains going for 200m
and the clue step

I've been puttting so much effort into getting here and farming this dungeon. And now that I'm here I realize that to farm it faster only the Dual Maces will help me at all here. There are no other drops that will help me to progress faster here.

If I want to farm this boss faster I need to... do other bosses god fucking dammit

i care, i respond

well you used to have to get full prospector for diary but not anymore so theres less point now

this is not my beautiful house

the ish i get on my yt fyp

wow player here....bought these but turns out i need 85 range to use them? how to get that fast? can I buy level up xp?

>>534128651
get to chinchompas then go chin bandits in the bandit camp

>>534128316
i took a screenshot of them in the price check which implies i have them because i earned them why dont you try earning something for once in your life stupid nepo baby prick

what go chin temple spiders instead

>>534128651
Just pay for a cox megascale and chin skeletal mystics.

you have to equip a party hat and follow me to the ranging boss just over this ditch in edgesville

someone told me a player named midzy helps new players with bonds so i messaged him and he said he would sell me one for 5m but after i gave him 5m he logged off??

>>534128510
water flowing under ground
>>534128819
you did solo cox for how many kc until your tbow dropped

bruh no matter how long ive known someone if they lend me a tbow im not giving it back lmaoo mine now

>"borrowed" the gear
yea the cape servicer traded some gear over before doing it to make the cape easier, everybody knows it, retard

wtf a tbow drop is worth like 120$?

>>534129052
uhm im gonna report you to runewatch

the outfits are even easier to get in osrs than in rs3 is what's really funny about them.

what did she mean by 130k (8 hours) isnt that like 1 ehp

funny story boosters dont trade over gear anymore one of the biggest one had a function where in the ticket you could get a screenshot on demand of what the account was doing and someone saw the booster had traded over max gear so they changed their password and scammed the booster

you know a lot more about boosting than a nice christian girl should

>>534129052
based midzy

god that's so fucking based wish I could scam some sweatshop asians

Slowly completing the BA grind.

>>534129052
the thing is i doubt he would even stop being my friend if i never gave it back to him he would just never trust me like that again, but i wouldnt fuckin throw away the trust of someone ive known for over a decade for no reason like that. i find it pathetic if you would do that for some item in a video game lol. MAYBE if it was one of those cs knife skins worth a million dollars or something but at that point why is someone you know over the internet trusting you with a million dollars? just asking to get robbed

how do i beat this inferno wave without taking damage and minimal pillar damage
https://inferno.colosim.com/?mager=[[1,28]]&blob=[[22,5],[1,5]]&melee=[[16,17]]

So do you think duracel and Steve ever... You know

if i can beat delve 7 with no zcb or dragon arrows do i have a chance at beating inferno or colo, or should i just rope and crude wooden chair?

Imagine you got this hot little Juliet in your life and then some adventurer comes along and she fuckign DIES

who is the mole girl

mind your own business stop trying to rizz up everyone im interested in

back in the day when you watched a vid theyd suggest similar vids in the sidebar now its just whatever they think you will click and theres no discovery of similar content im stuck in a cuck cage built by google unless i watch (and find) a 1000 videos to change my algorithm completely

pretty sure there's a cute real estate agent in ardy. Looks like she'd be skilled with Mahogany Planks iycmd

im gonna fucking lose it this doom boss sucks ass
it sucks because i am dry

im wet

how do you know youre dry we dont know rates what if youre wet

clicked b tile and they were same tick what do i do here

slap youre belly til it turns red

Jagex feeds streamers fake RNG and ironmen get boosted RNG. it's all a sham that's why you should just play a trader stop hurting yourself and BUY MORE TOKENS

the purple token slop is just gonna lead to something retarded like a old shoe

>>534129838
>without taking damage
gl
im tanking the melee out left and dpsing the left blob, then going back north of the pillar and dpsing the right blob while melee is corner trapped, then killing the melee and deal with respawns as they come. double blob waves can suck my nuts

Seeing others doing BA fuels my self hatred and insecurities. Why can't I do it...?

nothing about the coloseum looks fun from the screenshots you guys post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3eGxoEqQv4
RS3 toa music slaps

>>534129838
offtick the blob and mager kill nibblers walk out when the melee will also be offticked and prayer swap all 3 you can do that forever and not take any damage

i want to have sex with rs3 amascut

What's the overall completion rate of Colo, inferno, delve? Were these good time investments by jagex?

The bow is the best thing to make first if i'm going to keep grinding right? I'm using Bowfa right now.

stop asking prompting questions ive told you so many times to stop coming here and spamming your prompts

only 40% of players will ever defeat the gem crab boss once. That should tell you all you need to know.

>>534130916
>you can pray against mage / blob / melee all at once
that aint real is it?

yes bow

>>534130916
screen record you doing that in the simulator please
>>534131154
holy shit gz

fucking drop the item doom, i just want my ez scape shadow

sigh...

>>534128651
cannon at moss giants 'til you can blowpipe in nmz 'til you use venator to get ranged 99 in nmz

bro i cant make it past wave 6 in the colo i keep blaming the game
maybe i am the problem?

doom more like coom

>>534131321
>>534131236
ok if you dont want to do that just reset the dig timer and swap against the blob and mager

>>534131707
no youre just getting bad rng

wowscapers absolutely mogging efficencyscape tards
wowscape W

>>534131756
how the hell do you sequence the mage and melee attacks between the blob scans and attacks
that seems insanely insanely retardedly difficult to do on the fly

What's up with all this pride shit?

thats not even pride shit its a normal event

thats a rainbow its an optical pheonomenon

lol

when i see those 7 colors in sequence all I can think about is gay blowjobs. Cancel it.

>>534132168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcYioIFETgE

mod north tried to arrange otk to stream rs but based asmon said im not doing it unless you remove the gay ahh pride shit so jagex budged, it looks like asmon saved runescape

savix voice: oh you're a bad boy

guzu voice: gotta go back to latinas again

what was glough doing on the island?
what was he doing with the airships?

I've never killed this guy before are those the three tiles people run between in normal vard

we did it

the fuck this nigga mean 'could'

yay

imagine if fighter torso was just your guy shirtless haha wouldnt that be funny lol just kidding

>>534132892
its like a 1/10 chance

>>534133018
wow youre really pretty want to whisper sweet nothings in to each others dms

>>534132789
thats the easist way if you dont have a sense of rhythm well and cant do the axe skip autism

esskayuwu a beast

>>534133057
that is fucking insane

>>534133018
wow congrats who am i speaking to miss can i have your rsn plz dear i want to send many gift

these replies have me blackpilled fr

how many super restores do i need for cox 3+4

>>534133018
good job anony!

lul

>>534133207
its cosmetic you dont have to get it to progress

started off strong, things kind of went to shit but you get the idea.

>>534133423
its still a potential 4k hour grind for 2 pets.

why do i feel like zuk is easy

>>534133496
pet hunters are mentally ill

>>534133563
Because the hardest part about inferno is getting there
Zuk is easier than some of the waves

>>534133496
4k hours is a baby grind try 50k hours for clue megarares kid

>>534108282
people are drawn to barrows because it's pvre rvnescape sovl

we dont have barrows in f2p

>>534108282
because its comfy

>>534133563
yeah its easy. i know you can do it. if i can do it you can

idk we dont have lesser demons in f2p

omg this is so embarrassing you should check the wiki we have the wiki in f2p

>>534108282
combat achievements + slayer tasks + can do it with any amount of gear as long as you have 43 prayer

in this general we watch guzu hes the only honest one of the wow lot

i swear if the boss rates on mohka are that of nightmare im immediately dropping the boss

I bought a piece of oathplate what's a fun boss to melee

did my second attempt today and got it, I've wanted this since I was 12. I know it is hardly an accomplishment in current year but I am very happy right now.

vorkath

>>534134576
vorkath

>>534134576
>bought

pussy niggas put money on my head go get your refund mothafucka i aint dead

>>534134681
Damn right fuck helmies

>>534134632
congrats!

>>534134632
idk what this is we dont have that in f2p

im codeine crazy

Nigga we ain’t axe you nun shut cho bitch ass up

at this rate im going to get my quest cape before my fire cape

>>534134632
nice job dude

every time a nigga talk i check

can someone girlbrained explain this to me please osrs

Is jaycutie here rn? Hop on the cc real quick we finna axe you sum. Dont be scared lil bro

why is the game encouraging me to take psychedelics so i can regain my faith with the gods?

>>534134918
there are several quest bosses that are more difficult than fight caves

its crepe simple as

what gear is christian dior of osrs

>>534135130
they were dating tho

idk we dont have psychedelics in f2p

>>534135016
i hate m*n so much i hate all of you

>>534135016
gave her the ick by trying to replace her dad

We need a non faggot osg and then a helmie osg

>>534135115
how many quest bosses are as scawwy as fight caves though

>>534135371
a mail brained person posted this

>>534116767
maybe you should try RS3 instead
it'd "only" be less than a month (of in-game time) to get to the level for endgame bosses, and it's even more AFK than OSRS

>>534117406
bot or pay a venny to level an account for you
though if you have to resort to that, maybe OSRS isn't the game for you

now that the thread is full of newcuties do you think the resident groomer will make a return

whos the resident groomer

>>534117406
>he works in sales
RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT

>>534117406
the only thing I could do at work is karambwans with the fish barrel

>>534135802
meriipu

besides the not replying thing you guys do you aren't as gay as I thought you'd be

weird backhanded compiiment but yay we should celebrate by all posting our cocks

i been fucking hoes and popping pillies man i feel just like a rockstaaar

quickest way to get into the meriicord is to say youre underage

this thread is gayer than /xivg/ wtf are you talking about

You aren't as gay as /xivg/ until you start jerking off in vc with other people in the 'cord

haha yeah we dont do that in the discord for sure we're not gay .... haha....

>ff14 migrants are flooding the game now
fuck off were full

plarping in the 4clan toomcord vc, shame the only people that join it are groomers

i wish i was full

first time i used discord i accidently joined a voice channel and another guy joined and he stated just screaming and i got so scared i couldn't figure out how to leave i had to close the entire app

i think most of history is fabricated

>>534136834
teenager spotted
GROOMING MODE ACTIVATE

im d3ks biggest fan ill follow her until she loves me

>Pays 150k for wilderness agility course
>PKer show up 5 laps in
>Barely escape, but had to exit through main gate
>Streak dead
How is this worth it? In what world would I want to risk like that again?

papa papamichael

>>534136971
its only worth it on wildy course mass worlds and only because they have bots protecting them. its a failed update that should be deleted.

>>534136971
therse litreally a clan that does it in mass

>>534136834
why are you using bronze darts?
steel darts are 6x cheaper

>>534137176
ill do that thanks

i got 200k mining xp in 4hours

>>534137176
he's a retard that had to buy his infernal cape obviously he wouldn't have the game knowledge to know steel is cheaper

broke ahh niggas pocket patching john, focus on your own paper

android ass niggas be like why you got an iphone when my xiaomi pocophone x412 music experience is 6 times cheaper

>>534137323
isnt it even more impressive that i was able to do inferno with so little game knowledge

why are bronze darts more expensive than steel darts is it simply because everyone buys bdarts thinking theyre the cheapest causing them to inflate

lov inventorykino like this

>>534137834
literally what the fuck are those

Don't tell him lol

>>534137931
razor backed kebbits

>>534096169 (OP)
LTG is the most inherently and unintentionally funny human being to ever exist.

>>534137797
supply and demand idiot

>>534138083
damn youre so smart by misinterpreting the question... i asked what is causing the demand retard.

>everyone who can clear delve 8
yeah the boss is really good
>everyone permanent hardstuck at delve 5
the boss is garbage slop

>>534138296
you fucking imbecile its the supply that gwd shits out steel darts

>>534137797
all the godwar dungeon boss minions shit them out and people or bots just klepto

>>534138297
im stuck at wave 7 where does that put me

>>534138591
unqualified to have an opinion but not grossly so

i hope tomorrow we get the rates already some of my clannies have taken to doing 2 delve 1-7 resets on the same inv and then banking because the shallow delves seem lucrative enough for uniques but im curious to learn if they were trolling

why does knowing the rates matter its not like it will make you get the drop faster

>>534139000
it makes it know if the content is worth the time or not, and its leaning on not

havent tried any god wars it seems too difficult for me

>>534139071
it gives 2 bis items so its worth doing no matter what

>>534138387
does it make you feel smart that you know this shitty trivia from a point and click mmo?

>>534139250
nightmare drops bis slop but it isnt worth doing

its a wiki reading game what do you expect?

Lol he's salty cause he didn't know

>>534139497
nm items are niche items. avernic treads are used everywhere and the gauntlets are used anywhere you use mage

im not salty because i didnt know im salty because you hurt my feelings by insulting me for not knowing this useless fact

oh my days john dad is crashing out again

>>534139954
sis i had the first reply and havent posted since >>534137216

>>534121072
Right now like 12 a day.

im not your sis i dont like you prick

d3ks

is that what you call a crash out? looks like youve never had your ass shaken and broken

>>534140072
why do you type like a troon now i thought you were cool man

every woman has been ran through though so just pretend you dont realize it

>>534140198
the more interesting question is why do they type like me?

Jhnd doesn't even have a pet to make his posts recognizable, unlike the based glowing uim with a coon pet.

me personally a girls slut past is hot as long as shes loyal im not a cuck tho

>>534135604
That's not necessarily true at all. Rs3 is quite grindy still, and a lot of the easy progress is from doing like 5 daily activities for your first hour.

why is twitch so shit what the fuck im trying to watch this dude do mokha but i cant even pause shit without some gay ads or rewind shit

d3k has tattoo, she listens to ratchet rap music and charli xcx, its a pump and dump kinda ting if you ask me. her only selling point is that shes a true biofem in a thread full of men and troonies, if a more demure biofem showed up at osg d3k would lose 90% of her simps its supply and demand ya feel me

>>534140749
Use Firefox there's a twitch block extension

not a tattoo oh good heavens

getting the ick

bros wtf i logged off because i was being camped and now the gangstalkers are outside blasting welcome to the jungle wtf is going on help

>>534140478
i think you're right, my posts need to be more instantly recognizable. hows this

merii is bio

a moral panic over charli xcx is so funny to me

sorry but tattoo = whore, thats how men see it, some will deny it but deep down they know its tru

>>534141046
its true

Romantically I'm not into tattoos. It's sexually acceptable however.

why are you saying d3k is ran through shes been with wormbf for decade shes not even a proper slut

have any of the wow streamers done a single herb run yet

as for men i keep seeing the most retarded cucks who used to get bullied at my school get the most tattoos so i guess theyre trying to portray a tough guy image or something

If you could kill one osger why would it be meripoo

>>534141353
thats the head of the snake if 'poo is gone the rest of the troonmob will follow

meriipu is the only thing keeping this general together

all the wow streamers are quitting when they have to get reqs for sote

she said her body count was 2 once thats the deep obsidian.md lore

personally i have no tattoos and i don't understand why someone would want to add permanent ink marks on their skin. at some point you will regret it

>>534141440
based

i never said that

>>534141489
why is youre toon cel shaded are you auditioning for team fortress 3

its called deadlock chud

>>534140960
this is what i look like irl

>>534141690
he copied other peoples traits because hes an attention seeking freak

>>534141576
can you post ass again

>>534141729
me too rsn?

>>534140960
Very pinchable tummy

can you do jad with water wave and regular prayer restore pots?

No you do the caves with ranged.

people have done it at level 3 so yes id imagine you can

when is the slayer update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84VfRSAEuFU
wowfags already quitting like the rats they are
all according to keikaku

>>534142567
in a couple of hours

Settled made a uim locked in morytanyia because he wanted to rank 1 temple trekking and shades of Morton on the hiscores. Everything else was just manufactured drama, 99% of the grinds he did were afk. We have been deceived.

im rank 1 shayzien organized crime

When are we getting more wilderness content? Here's an idea. Once per week you can get experience from an event that happens every 6 hours or so in the wildy. You work together to clear camps of monsters, then grab supplies to be turned in for XP in 1 of 6 choices, think herblore, construction, agility. If you die you lose the supplies and can only loot 50 total per week.

These stat reqs for RFD are insane. Holy fuck.

only if it has bis in wildy and forces irons to cry about the d pick again because that shit was funny

>>534141481
wow surely you can find the post

>>534142467
why do people do it with ranged? as far as i can see water wave would do comparable damage to a rune cbow?

>>534143165
for me i have everything but the quest points i need to knock out 15 more

how many runs of chambers do i need to do to get the preserve prayer? I really hate chambers

>>534143257
isnt tzhaar water weakness brand new?

Read the wiki it explains equipment >>534143257

>>534143165
I need 70 cooking and i can finish it whenever

why are so many of the combat cheevos gay wastes of time instead of something actually fun

>>534143257
I've been meaning to try doing a mage fight caves on my hardcore, but I keep putting it off, because I ideally want to do it with an MA1 cape.

actually is there a braindead solo for chambers guide i dont care about min max autism as long as i dont have to deal with the crab room id rather stick my dick in a running car exhaust pipe than deal with that shit

no way lil nigga is scared of doing ma1 on a hc youre not gonna make it bud

>>534143272
me too and I have only heroes quest left from quest reqs so i have to do some shit quests for qp's.

>>534143419
give 10 examples of CAs that are gay wastes of time and then also 10 examples of CAs that would be actually fun

instead of shit quests you could try doing useful quests for example today i did the quests for the bank near pp, the dorg quest for the lumby caves shortcut and ghosts ahoy for the slime tele

>>534143392
have to work on that too

You know when the game only went as far west as tiranwnn and the Lunar isle was brand new, I spent a lot of time just looking at the map. It's interesting how timeless the early game realizations are. You need to find a bank next to a smelter, then an anvil. I always enjoyed wanting an item, looking up how to get it, where to farm the ingredients, and just napping out the entire process, then comparing it to other methods for time, xp gained, money saved, everything. i derive so much fun from this routine and yet it seems like it's a foreign idea to many new friends that just want to follow a guide and start farming gwd or something.

>>534143645
I have already done all those easy quests. Only bad quests left.

its called a furnace

any w faps?

d3k is here

>>534143705
One step at a time

>>534143875

yeah

we need a new inferno that takes 5 hours to do with near bis gear, and logging out not allowed. We need streamer content to attract more players

>>534143917
she looks like me but a bit taller

>>534143951
>streamer content
Don't worry bro, you'll get scurrius one day.

Today I did 4 quests. I have less than 50 left now and I'm mostly getting fucked by needing magic logs, smithing lvl and herb lvl.

>>534143979
We could get married haha how funny would that be

>>534144014
just go to the ge and buy them whats the issue lol

i have 10k magic logs, you want some?

>>534144014
just catch nature implings for magic logs

>>534143165
lmao

>>534144242
I did the mage arena on this toon as uim but I will not and I mean never will I ever fucking catch implings I puro puro as a grind.

were watching devil wears prada in d3cord

Hello, I'm new to this game, started on ironman, have a few questions
1. can other players steal drop from the monsters I'm killing?
2. can other players grief me by attacking monsters I'm fighting so I get no loot?

catching 50 imps in puro puro for leagues is sadistic

>>534144014
you'll get there someday

>>534144407
No, yes, the latter does happen at some contested mob spawns but is rare. Just hop worlds.

you know i said before that i got my magic logs on iron from wintertodt but it could have been from hunter rumours actually

>>534144407
1. yes after the drop timer where stuff appears for everyone
2. Yes and they will all the time

we dont really do quests in f2p

>>534144407
>1. can other players steal drop from the monsters I'm killing?
Yes, other non-iron accounts can, but the loot does not show up for them instantly.
>2. can other players grief me by attacking monsters I'm fighting so I get no loot?
In multi-combat zones, yes.

inv me to the d3cord

>>534144452
Mep2 is easy you should finish it already.

>>534144407
it only matters who hit first, not who does most damage. Also you get a warning, so you'll hopefully never waste your time killing enemies someone already tagged

>>534144407
i specifically crash ironmen at bosses just to see their reaction

>>534144613
I should
was hoping for 75 agility first
only got 71

>>534144407
We only crash 1 defense pures in this household.

when is this bronze defender gonna drop fuckkkkk

>>534144659
Huh why?

is there a single good reason to get bowfa if I have tbow?

>>534144678
Did you talk to Oziach first?

>>534144716
the monstrously bad obstacle failure rates

>>534144786
well you only have to do it once. but also having high agility helps so might as well do it anyways. isn't osrs an amazing sandbox game

>>534143314
i don't know, im new
>>534143334
the wiki also tells me to do hespori with dragon scim but i do more damage using fireblast so i just do my hespori as a mage. I think the wiki doesn't take elemental weaknesses into account and is out of date?
>>534143460
guess i'll aim for a mage jad attempts when i get to it then. My range is only 45 and i have no good range gear while i have over 70 mage. I have barrow gloves, ancient staff, mystic top and bottoms, god cape, power amulet/holy symbol and i guess i'll use helm of neitzenot when i get it. Then the only thing i'm missing is higher hp? I only have 54 right now.

>>534144782
Is that a requirement for them to drop?

yeah you need bowfa deez

>>534144859
that it is, gearing up for the vanstrom klause fight rn

Every single bit of combat xp you trained before the gem crab? Wasted.

>>534144986
>not using slayer helm

>>534144418
i've caught 400 implings to get a yew longbow and magic logs on my iron man

um i only get xp from slayer tasks i havent even done crab

>>534144876
its actually a month old now but yeah its pretty new

>>534145037
not on a vamp task nor do I have them unlocked
actually on a dagg task I'm saving for some rex safespotting

tip for new players: use blighted supplies on a pvp worlds to save money

dalso dalso kaja!

is that you in the picture

is it wise to put max gear into bank and get some bandos or smth for slayer tasks? I don't want to lose my good stuff while afking with auto reta.

just.........go back and pick up you're items.......

>>534143165
why are you even doing quests if your agility is that low
you must be running out of stamina constantly

>>534145439
and die during random disconnect or smth while running as naked and lose everything

>>534145535
Your knowledge of how death works is like 5 years out of date.

man i ground out agility first thing i did as an iron and that shit was prob the best thing to do i did the stupid pyramid to 80 and just splashed magic with the money and it made shit so nice earily on

>>534145497
leveling agility is cancer

you get 73 agility for free just questing

>>534145575
tldr for death mechanics?

>>534145586
>He didn't do cut-eat barbarian fishing to 50m fishing xp for a free 99 str/agility/cooking first thing on their account
Not gonna make it.

>>534145719
Items go to your gravestone.
You have to pay a fee to get items from your gravestone, scaling with the items value.
You have 15 minutes to get to your gravestone.
If you don't make it in time (or opt to), your items are moved to death's domain, where you can reclaim it for an additional fee.

questing aint free

>>534145754
uhm actually u are suppose to do wintertodt

>>534145840
tyvm

@@@@@@@@@@@

fug

>>534145902
But the fishing levels would be better loot??

i just tried to do the draw a clock face thing and i had to stop at 6 because it was going poorly its so over for me

girl what

draw cocks not clocks thats what i always say

>>534144762
levi

everytime someone mentions clocks here i think of meriipu and letter time truly a legendary osg post

after not getting the "enhanced weapon seed" for the 856th time I experienced a period of psychosis

i switched my clocks on my phone and pc to non letter clocks since then

wow players really can't just farm what they should sardaco is doing moons with rune platelegs and no real crush weapon they just need to be fed new content constantly

i think its time to talk about me

as for me i prefer letter time so ill be leaving my clocks as-is

i think its time to talk about d3k

>>534146679
quiet words bitch

>>534146591
what's wrong with rune platelegs?

i think its time to hop on the treadmill fat bitch

americans be like i cant read military time

*skillfully pees up into my own mouth*

30 cox with no purple at 30 minutes a run thats 15 hours 15 fucking hours of my life wasted i could have had sex with d3k at least 60 times

you got like 6 ehb at least

>>534146754
when wormbf walks in the room

should i sell everything i own to buy an osmuten fang so I can kill vorkrath 39.6% faster compared to my zamorakian hasta

why is everything you own only 26m

>>534147035
it's only 33.8% actually i forgot to put the salve amulet in the dps calculator

im a wow player and 26m is a lot for us wow players

im almost out of arclight charges...

im just crabbing basically lke im at crab and im crabbing

should i buy sunfire cuirass and chausses for melee slayer

grinding to buy bonds so that i have more playtime to grind more to buy more bonds
it's just like paying rent irl

thats why i buy membership with money that i make while im grinding to pay rent irl

i dont mean to be rude but if youre buying 1 bond at a time to play for 14 days you probably dont have a math phd like myself

after listening to sardaco moan and bitch about not being able to just do moons made me realize why some people are just not build for ironman he should just deiron

you only get 1 extra day per bond if you redeem 3 its negligible

sorry i mean unlike myself because i have a phd in math and i have a 142+ iq im the smartest poster in the thread but with a brain this intelligent i need to get more sleep than the average runey so gn

>"BUDGET X"
>requires 150m worth of crystal equipment
epin

some people simply arent trans what a surprise

i can't make the money for 3 bonds before my membership runs out so i have to use 1 bond over and over
it's the same vicious cycle of payday loans irl, the poor just get poorer

have you considered doing wildy slayer and flipping like me I make like 15m a day easy

>>534147035
get lance

can you stop talking about number phds i have aphasia and cant even draw a clock

I'm too scared of doing family crest quest because I have to go into dangerous wildy. Why can't we opt out from pvp like wow has warmode.

nta lance is literally 1% better than fang unless you're 99 combats with torva

>>534147631
fang does more dps with my stats and also lance costs over twice as much

fang is a 10 mil item

they should add a gunlance to gielinor

should i sell my entire bank and magically find an additional 27m to buy a lance to do vorkath

r/TheyDidTheMath updoot

dont you need the maul or hammer for the lance to be a substantial difference anyways

also lance needs a bgs spec to be good

>>534147864
you should. I magically found a friend with gibberish rsn who gave 300M for me yesterday at GE entrance.

youtube keeps recommending me 4 view videos of someone's snowflake ironman

no bgs dwh or maul maybe its different on my machine

Someone bake a new thread I wanna post my doing, listening, and drinking

>>534148145
can you also post your dlong

im not making a new thread unless someone posts dlong

>item called dragon hunter lance
>somehow worse than redditor fang when fighting dragons
Just use your common sense

if i make the thread im only gonna add the subject

>>534148209
to be fair, it has been more than 5 years since vorkath was released, there's bound to be some powercreep

>>534148209
omg this is really embarrassing for you >>534148071

fang has higher stats (additive bonus) while dragonbane weapons give a multiplicative bonus so the worse your other gear and stats are the more fang outperforms it's simple Mathematics™

>>534148174
its more like a dds

>>534148071
>max hit 58/68
how, I plugged in absolute max gear and it's only 50/60 on mine

>>534148474
thats ok i want to see it

>>534148474
please please

be me
use lunar heal other on people using DH at the crab
win

aint no way dhl is not better than fang on dragons

>>534148498
oh nvm I forgot the salve lole

>>534148507
>>534148525
this is pathetic

id post my dds if i had one

oh okay sorry

mine was removed and turned inside out.

i can post mine i dont have spec though

wow can i see the ebfore pictures i dont really care about after pictures

>>534148591
if you can believe it, the 4t weapon is better with more strength bonus but worse without it
a single dwh spec makes lance better on the low level setup tho

thats fine id like to see >>534148757

can i see after im curious

>>534148757
yeah youve got my permission

wtf is making the stomping sounds
how the fuck do i turn this shit off on mobile

>>534148809
are you using salve ammy e

you know you can go to google type in hard cock click images and see like a billion of them in a second

>>534148507
>>534148525

we dont have google in f2p

>>534148862
yuppers

um ever heard of a little thing called the online safety act chud

>>534148919
im a girl

um ever heard of a little thing called a vpn retard

it feels more intimate when its someone you know

you dont know me though

we used to have lewd posters. we used to be a real general.

great just great im going to go to bed dry in game and dry in real life thanks for nothing osg

what if i cockblocked you until the end of time would you still love me

none of you answered my question i am going to rape all of you