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Anonymous No.534787507
/sgwg/ - Cavemanon General #23
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Anonymous No.534787582
Anonymous No.534787648 >>534787704
New https://snootopia.net/ update: Admin added Mchat
Anonymous No.534787704
>>534787648
Already turning this into a discord alternative
Anonymous No.534789640 >>534790080 >>534790769
The ice cream I'm eating is so good.
Anonymous No.534790080
>>534789640
What flavor is it?
Anonymous No.534790769
>>534789640
Probably gonna get some myself after I'm done working outside, nice weather for it.
Anonymous No.534791259 >>534791842 >>534792369
Can someone explain to me how Xbox hasn't died yet?
Anonymous No.534791842
>>534791259
Microsoft still has some money in it.
Anonymous No.534792369 >>534792585 >>534792603 >>534793314 >>534793501
>>534791259
>how Xbox hasn't died yet?
It has though
Nobody talks about Xbox, nobody really cares about Xbox, no interesting games or exclusives are on Xbox, Microsoft does nothing with their IPs, the previous iconic Xbox IPs are either dead, went multiplatform, or have been horribly ruined by people that don't understand the IP or outright hate it
Microsoft puts things on the microsoft store which nobody uses or cares about since PC is Steam or piracy unless you care about an Epic game like Fortnite.

PlayStation/Sony is creatively dead, but Microsoft/Xbox is actually dead, and it died with a whimper
Anonymous No.534792585 >>534793626
>>534792369
Most who still play Xbox are people who are in it for Gamepass and that’s it.
Anonymous No.534792603 >>534793626
>>534792369
I feel like you could make a Conquest speech out of Xbox
Anonymous No.534793314 >>534793626
>>534792369
Playstation did nothing but loose money those past 2 years lol
Anonymous No.534793501 >>534793575 >>534794165
>>534792369
What are the chances that Nintendo might buy out playstation?
Anonymous No.534793575
>>534793501
Sony would never sell their flagship lol
Anonymous No.534793626 >>534793856
>>534792585
Yep
>>534792603
>>534793314
Oh don't get me wrong, PlayStation is dead too, I'm just saying Xbox is even more dead and irrelevant than PlayStation is
Everyone else is on PC and it makes the consoles even more irrelevant when new releases also get released on PC or people know a game will get a PC port so they don't bother buying the console version and just wait.
The ones that impulse buy will either play on PlayStation or Switch, but definitely not Xbox
Anonymous No.534793856 >>534796146
>>534793626
If a game gets released on xbox then its also on pc, microsoft killed its own console that way.
Anonymous No.534794045
Anonymous No.534794165 >>534795251
>>534793501
Never ever.
Switch was the most successful console Nintendo has ever had, and we'll see by the end of next year or at least mid-2027 whether or not the Switch 2 was a VB/GC/Wii U or another Switch 1.
Nintendo has no reason to buy PlayStation, the Sony IPs would be far more valuable than the PlayStation brand, but Nintendo wouldn't buy those either.

Consoles feel like they're on their way out anyway. Nintendo is really the one one that's relevant and that's because the Switch is just a tablet + tendies being tendies.
With the increasing attention coming to PC from eastern markets, indies always being on PC first and consoles (if they do a port) second, Sony and Microsoft losing their grip on having their "big exclusives" end up on PC makes them lose brand identity.
I wouldn't be surprised if Sony tried doing it's own launcher but I think they're too stupid to try that. Only Nintendo would be able to get away with it because of how rabid their fanbase is.

It also doesn't help the big 3 when an indie game becomes FOTM and sells millions, all that money is going to the dev and Valve.
Anonymous No.534795251 >>534796146
>>534794165
Sony already tried something aking to a launcher with the ps account thing with Helldivers 2, you saw how that worked out for them lol.
Anonymous No.534796146
>>534793856
They really did
>>534795251
Not going to lie I completely forgot that happened kek
It's owari da for Sony
Anonymous No.534796368 >>534796492 >>534797514 >>534797571 >>534801148
WAKE UP
Anonymous No.534796492 >>534800037
>>534796368
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up!
Anonymous No.534797514 >>534800037 >>534801297
>>534796368
Shove an entire watermelon in her mouth
>Captcha GMAN
What the hell
Anonymous No.534797536 >>534798178 >>534800923
>>534716363
>>534715665

I generally agree. E1 Fang is a tough nut to crack, since you're essentially dealing with a woman who is both a bad person, insane, and on the verge of collapse. You essentially have to write her as a sympathetic villain.

I also strongly disliked the "Anon loses an arm" angle, since it's some type of karmic punishment - something none of the games implements, fortunately.
Anonymous No.534797571 >>534800037
>>534796368
They don’t call them atrociraptors for nothing.
Anonymous No.534798178 >>534798298 >>534798760 >>534798898
>>534797536
Anon losing a limb is just done to make him look badass because people fetishize being a soldier.
Anonymous No.534798298 >>534798496
>>534798178
It's why e3niggers are so feral about e4
Anonymous No.534798496 >>534798872
>>534798298
Nobody is "feral" about E4, it's just that everyone who isn't obsessed with the "they MUST have a golden ending" notion realizes it's badly written, full of out of character moments, and clearly stitched together.
Anonymous No.534798681 >>534798726 >>534799223 >>534799979
Anonymous No.534798726
>>534798681
nice work anon
Anonymous No.534798760
>>534798178
That's the problem - he pays a much heftier price than E1 Fang ever does, which should not be the case. Her fate is also much better than in the actual E3, I feel.
Anonymous No.534798872 >>534799568
>>534798496
>Nobody is "feral" about E4
You have clearly not seen e3niggers on trash.
>It's badly written
So is E3
Anonymous No.534798898 >>534799051 >>534799665
>>534798178
E3 would've been better if they just gave anon a regular ass job
Anonymous No.534799051 >>534799665
>>534798898
Yeah the entire military thing is forced as fuck but to be expected since E3 is nerds power fantasy.
Anonymous No.534799223
>>534798681
Cute! Nice to see her on the guitar every once in a while.
Anonymous No.534799568 >>534799867
>>534798872
You're just a disingenuous person lashing out. E4 is the worst written out of the 4 routes, and this isn't something that's even debated.
Anonymous No.534799665
>>534798898
>>534799051
Anon explicitly says in-game he doesn't want a dead-end job for minimum wage.
Anonymous No.534799867 >>534800262
>>534799568
If you think E3 is well written and not just a power fantasy (which is why its liked by its fans) then you are the one being disingenuous.
Anonymous No.534799979
>>534798681
Looks good, nice chonky tail you gave her lol.
Anonymous No.534800037 >>534800091 >>534801297
>>534796492
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup!
>>534797514
now I'm imagining gman shoving a melon in her mouth
>>534797571
>Curtis to Abby as they watch their daughter wreck someone's shit
Anonymous No.534800091 >>534801297
>>534800037
>now I'm imagining gman shoving a melon in her mouth
Now we have something for Merp to draw once he shows up.
Anonymous No.534800262 >>534800517
>>534799867
It it's a power fantasy. For once, it's a positive expansion on traits Anon possesses since the start of the game - stoicism, passivity, and a certain blind hardheadedness - only reinforced by confidence. Secondly, he also mentions he has scars of his own, just keeps them to himself for the sake of Lucy - that line was actually the main inspiration behind "Bonds." And thirdly, although he loves her, he is burdened for the rest of his life with a person with clear mental issues, one whose codependency is so hard it was a matter of fact for her the two would be together.
Anonymous No.534800517 >>534802068
>>534800262
>stoicism, passivity, and a certain blind hardheadedness
Which one of these traits made him grow 7 feet tall and have the physique of a Mr X.
Anonymous No.534800923 >>534801072 >>534802068
>>534797536
I'm 50/50 on the Anon losing the arm thing.
I know in reality it was just done for the Metal Gear reference, but I can picture it working okay if the story was a bit different.
The idea of Anon losing an arm (or hand) in some kind of tragic accident that affects him mentally, as he can't bond with Fang over guitar or do his hobbies as well as before, is okay.
Not the first idea I'd go for, but I can picture it being used as a good narrative device to help show the supportive side of his relationship with Fang.

That being said, I agree with you about how it was handled in LSS.
Anon beats himself up about it by saying how he never learnt his lesson properly about paying attention and then links it back to how he acted in SG E1 path and that gave me a weird disconnect when I was reading it because associating a military bomb he mishandled with how he treated Fang and other people is just a weird connection to make.
Though I think the moment of him trying to play guitar and fucking up was good, and feel it should have leaned into that more if there was more commitment to the arm.
Show Anon actually going through the experiences that real prosthetic people have to endure like how Wani highlights the way people with disabilities get treated like Olivia. There was a little of it but more would have been good.

The arm also becomes irrelevant way too quickly, going back to my posts last thread about pacing, because Ripley fixes the core issue quickly.
I liked handyman Ripley, but there should have been more time taken to build up to him making an arm for Anon, so we could have seen how the arm affects him more, how Fang supports him with that etc.
Then there's the implication that Naser will find a way to get Anon a much better arm so he has more mobility too, and that kind of undermines the impact the arm's supposed to have in Anon's life.
The final bonus chapter even shows how Anon starts to like the arm since he finds it easy to do stuff like row the canoe.
Anonymous No.534801072 >>534801538 >>534802068 >>534802393 >>534805353
>>534800923
>Anon beats himself up about it by saying how he never learnt his lesson properly about paying attention and then links it back to how he acted in SG E1 path and that gave me a weird disconnect when I was reading it because associating a military bomb he mishandled with how he treated Fang and other people is just a weird connection to make.
Why do E1fags hate Anon so much when its clearly Fang and Trish who are the biggest issues.
Anonymous No.534801148 >>534801297 >>534801514 >>534802393
>>534796368
im up
good morning
what happinin?
Anonymous No.534801297 >>534802089
>>534801148
Moring dude, Not much happening besides Snootopia (https://snootopia.net) added a group chat function. also can you draw >>534797514
>>534800037
>>534800091
Anonymous No.534801514 >>534802089
>>534801148
>what happinin?
Not much, feeling rather sleepy.
Anonymous No.534801538 >>534801750 >>534802068
>>534801072
Projected guilt onto Anon. If you think about it he didn’t do anything egregiously wrong in E1 other than not grow.
Anonymous No.534801750 >>534802068
>>534801538
>If you think about it he didn’t do anything egregiously wrong
He didn't really do anything wrong, he just behaves like a normal teenager.
Anonymous No.534802068 >>534802259 >>534802469
>>534800517
He's 190cm. It's everyone else drawing the dinos as being extremely tall. Rosa is the best example of this.

>>534800923
Yes, the TL;DR is that it's too sweet an ending for Fang, and too bitter for Anon.

>>534801072
Can you keep the /trash/ lingo there? I'm one of the few people fixated on E1, and no, we don't have a tendency of making Anon as miserable as possible.

>>534801538
>>534801750
He got thrown into a relationship with an insane monster at the tail end of her spiral. He was doomed from the start.
Anonymous No.534802089
>>534801297
ok
>>534801514
me too
but coffee helps
Anonymous No.534802259
>>534802068
>/trash/ lingo
This is 4chan lingo newfag
Anonymous No.534802393 >>534802821 >>534803949 >>534805353 >>534806008
>>534801072
I don't have much experience with what actual E1fags are like since I don't really read much fanstuff
Trish was handled pretty well in LSS though, it was a good take of an E1 Trish.
She never learnt any of her lessons and lives a pretty miserable life doing things she hates and having to act fake all the time.
Meets another girl that reminds her of Fang and is seemingly talented at music but Trish completely misses the point of why Fang got pissed off at her in the first place showing that Trish is just gonna make the same mistakes again as she did with Fang.
>>534801148
Morning merp, we in discussion mode atm
Anonymous No.534802469 >>534803949 >>534803949
>>534802068
He is clearly much taller than Fang in E3 and you skipped the other part of the question because you didn't know how to answer. Do continue being disingenuous.
Anonymous No.534802821
>>534802393
>E1fags are like since
Both E1 and E2fags seems to blame Anon for the outcome of the endings and love to "punish" him. Its where the "anon loses a limb" meme came from kek
Anonymous No.534803050 >>534803104 >>534803976
I feel like anon either gets shat on too much or his negative traits aren't properly emphasized enough.
Anonymous No.534803104
>>534803050
he should have picked Tracy over the rage chicken
Anonymous No.534803516 >>534803564
Who can lift more, Chet or Adam?
Anonymous No.534803564
>>534803516
>someone remembers adam
Anonymous No.534803949 >>534805353
>>534802469
>He is clearly much taller than Fang in E3

I never claimed otherwise.

>>534802469
>and you skipped the other part of the question because you didn't know how to answer.

I answered. You just either ignored it or lack reading comprehension.

>>534802393
There are very few stories/greentexts written by people who actually enjoy the timeline. It's mostly people who feel the need to turn every timeline into a good one.
Anonymous No.534803976 >>534804538
>>534803050
>pisscorders/plebbitors dunk on anon
>channers glaze anon
Only way to get a middle ground is someone who comes from neither
Anonymous No.534804538
>>534803976
You want a twitter tranny to write anon?
Anonymous No.534805353 >>534805823
>>534803949
>>534802393
>>534801072
can you people even NAME e1 stories that aren't time travel/cope shit?
Anonymous No.534805823
>>534805353

>Bad Apple (finished)
>Bowling for Mia (ongoing, hasn't been updated in a few months)
>Mending Hearts (ongoing)
>Wilted Rose (ongoing, updated regularly)
Anonymous No.534805913 >>534806369
I wanna see a time travel cope fic with a twist like idk. E1 Anon and E3 Fang went back in time but then time stops.....The two couples look over to the hallway and see....themselves?!?! They look the exzact same as Base Anon and Fang with the one key caveat being the two police badges on their chests and a distinctively pissed expression. Before the Timetravelled couple could Respond, Alt!Fang then yelled out:

"FREEZE TIMELINE POLICE! DO NOT RESIST!"
Anonymous No.534806008 >>534806347 >>534807354 >>534816536 >>534860762
>>534802393
It's nice to discuss things in a calm, reasonable manner
Don't be like Iris, who cannot discuss things in a calm, reasonable manner

Speaking of, here she is
Anonymous No.534806347 >>534806456
>>534806008
Melon crushing lore
Anonymous No.534806369
>>534805913
There were some attempts at "Fang/Anon from different routes reset and end up together" or "Anon/Fang from route X" end up in a different one, but they are universally bad to mediocre. As usual Fang is whitewashed in each and every one, even E1 Fang.

A good story that has somewhat of a good premise is "End of an Improbable Route." It isn't time travel, but more akin to "what if the Fang on the E4 route was as insane as she is on E1." Keep in mind though it's completely Anon-centric.
Anonymous No.534806456 >>534806543
>>534806347
I figure she'd prefer that over having a chew toy.
Anonymous No.534806543 >>534806750
>>534806456
>over having a chew toy
Fucking kek, now Im imagining her with a giant rubber squeakbone, like the ones dogs have.
Anonymous No.534806750 >>534806918
>>534806543
I assume those are seen as "baby toys" similar to pacifiers.
Although, if there was to be a brand marketed to adults, it'd probably be similar to a stress ball.
Anonymous No.534806918 >>534807153
>>534806750
>similar to a stress ball
Yeah I thought the same thing. Anti stress chew toy for predators. Would herbivores have a rubber cabbage to chew?
Anonymous No.534807153 >>534807309
>>534806918
Probably just tougher than average chewing gum.
That or they are a menace to pens and pencils
Anonymous No.534807309 >>534807514
>>534807153
>That or they are a menace to pens and pencils
Your reminded me how we give sticks to rabbits so they can chew on them to sharpen their teeth. Maybe herbies buy chewing wood.
Anonymous No.534807354 >>534807514
>>534806008
I'd like to see her try that with a jawbreaker
Anonymous No.534807514
>>534807309
makes sense. May be part of their dental care even
>>534807354
Now that's a good way to chip a tooth.
Anonymous No.534810269 >>534810420 >>534810483
Anonymous No.534810420
>>534810269
>"You're hired"
>"You start immediately"
Anonymous No.534810483
>>534810269
>this kills the trigger
Anonymous No.534813492 >>534814467
Anonymous No.534814467 >>534814610
>>534813492
maggie is food now
Anonymous No.534814610
>>534814467
the anon that wants to deep fry, grill, and boil dinos can finally fulfill his destiny
Anonymous No.534815761 >>534816079
>Maggie died during the last McRib Special Siege
>Corporate used ancient forbidden rites to ressurect her instead of paying out the one thousand dollar life insurance policy to her next of kin
Just in time for the return of the Super Size option on burgers!
Anonymous No.534816079 >>534816334
>>534815761
>they strip her flesh for the burgers
>ressurect her as just a skeleton
Anonymous No.534816334 >>534816509 >>534816867
>>534816079
>What is this, some sort of skeleton crew?
Anonymous No.534816509
>>534816334
maria is next on the meat list for this joke
Anonymous No.534816536
>>534806008
Stress toy.
Anonymous No.534816867
>>534816334
Anonymous No.534820326 >>534821169 >>534821813
truth
Anonymous No.534821169
>>534820326
Based
Anonymous No.534821813 >>534822176
>>534820326
that bread would be covered in mould in seconds
Anonymous No.534822176 >>534822663
>>534821813
Anon isn't THAT bad
Anonymous No.534822663 >>534822971
>>534822176
but stella is
Anonymous No.534822971 >>534823298
>>534822663
She's more kempt than Anon and isn't constantly sweating due to wearing a jacket to hide her physique
Anonymous No.534823298 >>534823931
>>534822971
you pro stego propaganda will never work, everyone knows she smells like the inside of a septic tank that wasn't cleaned for 20 years
Anonymous No.534823931 >>534824306
>>534823298
>you pro stego propaganda
Anonymous No.534824306 >>534824883
>>534823931
there was no spelling mistake, you are the pro stego propaganda
Anonymous No.534824883
>>534824306
Then there was a grammatical mistake
Anonymous No.534826382 >>534839642
supervillain stella be like "News of my stench was greatly exaggerated."
Anonymous No.534827294 >>534830401 >>534831010
We’ve kinda forgotten about bary bellows, don’t see anyone posting about that anymore. The vibrations from it must be really comfy.
Anonymous No.534830401 >>534832117
>>534827294
>don’t see anyone posting about that anymore
What do you expect people to post
Anonymous No.534831010 >>534832117
>>534827294
>he vibrations from it must be really comfy.
What do they even do it with, their throat?
Anonymous No.534832117 >>534832398
>>534830401
Remember it being more common way back when. Although Wani was still fresh.
>>534831010
Yeah would be the throat, just like how crocodilians do it.
Anonymous No.534832398 >>534834074 >>534834575
>>534832117
I think it was fueled mostly by gator enjoyer who isn't around that much now lol.
>Yeah would be the throat, just like how crocodilians do it.
Don't really know much about crocodilians, do they do it out of pleasure? Comfort?
Anonymous No.534834074 >>534835531
>>534832398
A form of communication I believe. A particular tone they use is for mating too.
Anonymous No.534834575 >>534834760
>>534832398
>gator enjoyer who isn't around that much now lol.

The golden rule is this - if an author starts multiple fics before finishing a single one they are doomed to burn out and disappear. The one and only exception that I can recall is Talos Lives, who is the stone pillar of the writer community.
Anonymous No.534834760 >>534834943
>>534834575
>instant sperging about fics out of nowhere
Calm your autism
Anonymous No.534834943 >>534835050
>>534834760
How about you actually think before replying. That's a universal rule for Snoot people, even those that used to spend a lot of time on here - one they burn out as writers, they vanish from these threads, as well.
Anonymous No.534835050
>>534834943
Or they just leave because they lost interest in the topic. Not everything is about your retarded fics.
Anonymous No.534835531 >>534837008 >>534850115
>>534834074
>they use is for mating too
I can imagine a situation where Nova and Anon get close and she ends up bellowing on accident before realizing what she did and geting ultra embarrassed with Anon being super confused about it kek.
Anonymous No.534835826 >>534836362
Anonymous No.534836362 >>534837008
>>534835826
What even is Tracy in snoot, a raptor of some kind?
Anonymous No.534836773 >>534837008
Did something bug out for me or is the thread not bumping anymore?
Anonymous No.534837008 >>534837131 >>534837562 >>534837954
>>534835531
>comes back from a tiring day of work
>finds Anon prepping something in the kitchen
>she's in tired automatic mode and moves on over to Anon
>rests her head on his shoulder, letting out a cute slow bellow
>Anon comments about it and welcomes her home
>she snaps from her trance and quickly bolts to her room to get dressed
Old frigid women are CUTE!
>>534836362
Her original design is that of a kobold. So it's an anything goes in Snoot. I like to think she's a hybrid of sorts.
>>534836773
Maybe one of the gacha threads is having a big event and most of the slow threads kinda lock up due to the traffic.
Anonymous No.534837131
>>534837008
>Maybe one of the gacha threads is having a big event and most of the slow threads kinda lock up due to the traffic.
Just as you said that it went back to page 1 so you were right.
Anonymous No.534837562 >>534837976
>>534837008
>Old frigid women are CUTE!
They sure are, I think im gonna throw this as a request to writeranon whenever he shows up here for reqs.
Anonymous No.534837954
>>534837008
>>rests her head on his shoulder, letting out a cute slow bellow
that's adorable, holy shit. need elderberry wife bad
Anonymous No.534837976 >>534838080 >>534838293 >>534841554
>>534837562
I'll run some today when I get home. Give me about an hour and a half or so.
Anonymous No.534838080
>>534837976
Oh nice, I'll be waiting then.
>Give me about an hour and a half or so.
Take your time
Anonymous No.534838293
>>534837976
Anonymous No.534839642
>>534826382
>*greatly understated
Anonymous No.534841554 >>534841702
Just got back from the new Naked Gun movie
I liked it and can recommend it
>>534837976
Cool. I even have request thought up this time
Anonymous No.534841702 >>534842026
>>534841554
>naked gun
>without leslie nielsen
Anonymous No.534842026 >>534843343
>>534841702
Liam Neeson does a good job.
Anonymous No.534843343 >>534843806 >>534843962
>>534842026
Whats the name of this movie, I loved the original series so may check it out.
Anonymous No.534843806 >>534843962 >>534844051
>>534843343
The original series is Police Squad
The movies are The Naked Gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-F_zNo_GrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LIHoEJAA4k
Anonymous No.534843962 >>534844051
>>534843343
>>534843806(me)
and in case I misread your post, the new one is just called The Naked Gun
Anonymous No.534844051 >>534846075
>>534843806
>>534843962
I did watch the Original movies kek, just asking for the title of the new one.
Anonymous No.534846075
>>534844051
No problem
Anyway, time to just chill for a bit
Anonymous No.534849414 >>534849664 >>534849698 >>534850115 >>534850662 >>534850739 >>534851627 >>534853078 >>534853379 >>534854942
writeranon. Post reqs get texts.
Wheelin, 30 minutes. One or two today.
Anonymous No.534849664
>>534849414
Greene and Cynthia go on a date to a theme park (she explodes at the end)
Anonymous No.534849698
>>534849414
Nick and her band mates go on a grand city wide hunt for a particular new amplifier that just hit stores and one that they've wanted for months, but it's quickly getting bought up. You could also throw in Anon helping out in the last second.
Anonymous No.534850098 >>534851627 >>534852843 >>534854053 >>534856756
Howdy Writeranon, hope you're doing good, and that's a really cute Fang

>request
I could go for a cute and short story of Rosa helping a young Maria learn her letters and numbers

and because you usually ask for music (or some such thing) have a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
Anonymous No.534850115
>>534849414
The idea I talked about earlier >>534835531
, Nova and Anon in a romantic situation. She accidently bellows and gets embarrassed about it while Anon is confused, not knowing what a bellow means.
Anonymous No.534850662 >>534856051 >>534857160 >>534858564
>>534849414
Jack skating down a megaramp for a bet with Amber, with the Delinquents and Infants watching. Your choice whether he gets horrifically injured or lands it.
Anonymous No.534850739
>>534849414
A cont of this if it rolls
Anonymous No.534851627
>>534849414
>>534850098
Anonymous No.534852843 >>534852987
>>534850098
Coming on up. Probably going to be a short one.
Anonymous No.534852987
>>534852843
Hey, short is fine
That just means you get another spin
Thanks Writeranon
Anonymous No.534853078
>>534849414
Anon and his coworkers (Nick, boyfraptor and agirlops) get contracted by the company to go to dinoflorida to work on a band set in a certain themepark.
Anonymous No.534853379
>>534849414
HI writeranon
>req
Pls continue that Nasser X nona greentext pls
Anonymous No.534854053 >>534854824 >>534856756
>>534850098
>The squirming little ball of energy wriggles in my arms, trying her absolute best to peer around and see where exactly the two of us are going. Eyes lit like little sparkling stars as she watches while I carry her, moving to a small spot on the carpet sitting in the living room, a few of her toys spread out like cute little landmines.
>I settle down with her in my lap as a tiny little clawed hand splays out to go right for one. I hold her in my grasp as she protests. "Mama."
>My claws run through her hair for a moment, cooing. "No, Maria. Here."
>Her attention is dragged down into the little folded cardboard book I retrieve from under the arm not carrying her. Colorful and stiff, new.
>But not a new book. One I have memorized deep in the back of my head. Papa reading it to me in his rumbling voice, teaching me English. My heart wants to melt as I creak open the book, laying it on the floor in front of me as I cross my legs, sitting the little girl in the center of my lap.
>She struggles to settle for a moment, not able to really get all the way comfortable on the denim of my overalls. But she does, even if it takes her a bit.
>The front page, stiff and straight lays open to a small passage. A simple little tale for kids to get a grasp on everything. Bright colorful characters with a singular line of dialogue beneath it. Maria marvels at the picture as she leans forward, using her hands to prop on my shin while she leans forward. I lean with her.
>The book's pulled up to me slightly as I draw her attention. Landing my claw right beneath the first word as I put on a clear and concise voice, reading to her.
>"Mr. Horse and Mr. Chicken are good friends."
>Intro simple and short, leading into how the farm animals use some basic math to share. My chest wants to pop as I feel Maria take charge and follow along to the next page before I can move my finger to show.
>"Mr. Horse has three apples, and Mr. Chicken, one."
cont one more.
Anonymous No.534854824 >>534855117 >>534856756
>>534854053
>I pull apart the book to the next page, proposing the question on it to the girl as both of the cartoon characters look forward at the reader, shrugging.
>"How many do they have in all?"
>I look down to the little thing in my lap, who notices I've stopped to look up at me. Her head tilted as she waits for me to lead.
>I reach down to hold her tiny little hand in mine, pressing down her fingers to instruct on how to count. She balls her fist on instinct once I do, then I get her to point with her index.
>"One."
>She mirrors me, "One."
>I point at one of the four displayed red circles and repeat. "One."
>She looks between her hand and the book a few times as I keep going.
>"Two." The second apple is pointed at and a second finger is held up. She repeats without instruction this time.
>"Two."
>I point and wait.
>The cogs turn as I wait.
>"Free?" She asks in her lisp.
>"Three. That's right!" I put a flood of glee into my voice, almost unintentionally as the praise makes her giggle and bounce, leaning back to poke me in the stomach with her head spines.
>"And?" I point back at the book, waiting again.
>She's on the draw this time. Almost hitting me in the face as she whips around to put her hand right in front of me.
>"Four!" she yells, beyond pleased with herself. I share in the celebration by hugging onto her before turning the page to reveal her correct answer. Reading as the page congratulates as well.
>"Four! They have four!"
>In a flash Maria has gone right back to leaning over in my lap to keep eyes on what exciting new thing the book has to show her. I grin and turn the page, leading onto the surprise now waiting. The two have a third friend.
>Maria puts on a comical gasp of surprise when a new farm animal, Mr. Pig shows, with an entire five apples.
cont one more now actually, hit char limit.
Anonymous No.534854942 >>534855358 >>534855438
>>534849414
>check thread
>writer taking requests
>exactly 49 minutes late
>again
this has happened the last 7 request rounds
Anonymous No.534855001 >>534855438
Praying for another spin
Anonymous No.534855117 >>534855438 >>534856756
>>534854824
>She's not quite ready for numbers that high but does her best as I lead her in counting. The short little book ends with a small celebration about sharing and making good friends.
>And, like mother like daughter the moment I shut the book I hear the phrase come out of her mouth almost a mirror of what I used to sound like.
>"Can I have an apple mami?"
>I scoop the little thing up and hug her almost too hard as I consider recording her and sending the video off to Mama and Papa.

Fin, rolling again. I'll give a few minutes pause for a hydration break before rolling.
Anonymous No.534855358 >>534855608
>>534854942
Look alive you've got a minute or two to get a request in.
Anonymous No.534855438
>>534855117
Thanks Writeranon, it was very cute
>>534855001
Seems you're in luck
>>534854942
What's your request? If he doesn't add it to the wheel, someone (maybe even me) might be able to request it for you next time
Anonymous No.534855608 >>534855806 >>534855832 >>534855986
>>534855358
Fang has laid eggs, and an unprepared and undereducated Anon must now deal with her nesting.
Anonymous No.534855806
>>534855608
Reply to Writer not me.
Anonymous No.534855832 >>534855986
>>534855608
Snoot dinos don't lay eggs
Anonymous No.534855986
>>534855608
cute
>>534855832
has a bit of a mystery to it then, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.534856051
>>534850662
Jack about to learn that he's lucky bary regrow teeth, coming up.
Anonymous No.534856756 >>534856872 >>534857018 >>534857606
>>534850098
>>534854053
>>534854824
>>534855117
what about succubus rosa teaching maria :v
Anonymous No.534856872 >>534857101
>>534856756
brush your teeth like kurt cobain
Anonymous No.534857018 >>534857101
>>534856756
Keep that sort of posting to /trash/ armasyll.
Anonymous No.534857101
>>534857018
every board is trash when i arrive :v
>>534856872
:,v
Anonymous No.534857160 >>534857836 >>534858564 >>534971580
>>534850662
>"There's no way he's actually doing it." Chimes in the Rexican.
>"You severely underestimate how stupid he is." Barks the half-ape woman.
>"Shut up, both of you!" I call to the two of the crowd who happen to be behind me, looking down this massive ramp as I size up the distance. Palms itch a little, we're a solid fifteen, maybe twenty feet up high. Giant ramp made of wood, slicked and made certain it's nothing but a launcher onto the pavement below. Angled off into a flat run deep into a concrete run.
>Fence around the entire thing to keep some unlucky idiot from falling off the edge and landing face-first into a hard ground. I swallow and glance back once to the steps leading back up, noticing my crowd of onlookers is growing by the second.
>Lur and the others have come to watch me blow these detractors out of the water, I see. I give a thumbs-up and a smirk and get two snickers, a face palm and an unsure wave back.
>Screw them, too. I huff and check back in to see Cynthia's got her phone out, ready to record as I stretch and pump my limbs for a second, ready to hit the ramp and fire off the end, moving at almost as fast as a car goes once at the bottom.
>"Jack, this is dumb. Just tell them you've ne-" I cut Sera off as she tries to steal my thunder.
>"Stuff it, dork. I HAVE skated down this before. Once."
>She merely folds her arms and droops her eyelids at me, showing she's given up. Good.
>Peanut gallery now quiet I peer back down and ready myself. Here we go.
>One foot planted on the tip of the board, the other holding it in place ready for my drop in. I take a pull of that fresh skatepark air and imagine myself as Tony Shark himself.
>Eyes fire open and I lean forward. Here we go.
>Wheels touch wood and I crouch, putting my weight right on the front-center and slide down, picking up massive amounts of speed as I go.
cont one more.
Anonymous No.534857606
>>534856756
Succubus Rosa is wholesome enough that you still get regular Maria out of it.
Also, thanks for cappin'
Anonymous No.534857836 >>534858437 >>534858564 >>534858661 >>534971580
>>534857160
>I was really telling the truth. I've done this before. And I show them. The force of the turn is eased through the gradual slop, turning gravity into a massive well of speed as I turn flat and shoot out like a bolt off the bottom, raising up to a standing position as the wind whips through me, flapping my shirt and yanking the hair poking out from my helmet. My eyes water a bit but I can't help but grin, hard. Showed those dumbasses.
>I sneak a glance behind myself but they're too far behind to get any actual reactions. I start to raise a hand up to offer a nice fat middle finger when suddenly the world has decided to swap gravity for a second.
>And again, and again. It's only after a few rolls I realize I've ended up dismounted and am tumbling.
>Tails and legs land roughly on a little concrete side barrier as my eyes still rattle around in my skull. Pain now suddenly lit across my body.
>Scratches and scrapes and bumps all over. Face hurts. Definitely hit it somewhere. Feet hurt. Tail hurts. I groan as I hear a few noises all at once.
>Firstly, extremely hard laughing. That'd be Cynthia, if I had to guess. Second, a few scrambles of concern. Mainly one raptor girl.
>"You dumb son of a- Are you alive? God your mom's gonna kill us. Hey, gator boy. Look at me!"
>I open one eye to look up to Iris who's kneeling over me, Lur beside her.
>"Okay no blood, well, almost no blood. Bloody snout. Your limbs all look okay. Talk to me, idiot."
>"Told you I did it before."
>Any concern she'd had is instantly out the window as she huffs. "Alright, the indestructible dipshit here is fine."
>A call of "Aww damnit!" rings out from the distance.
>I glance around as I lean up to see Lur reaching down to pick me up and dust me off, doing that hand sign thing he does while I try to decipher. He sighs and points at a rock after a second. Ah.
cont one more actually, damned char limit again.
Anonymous No.534858437 >>534858535 >>534858564 >>534858646 >>534858661 >>534858724 >>534971580
>>534857836
>"So it was a pebble that did me in. Hah t-" Something sits in my mouth as I fish with my tongue. Whoops, there goes a tooth. I spit it into my hand and lick the spot where it'd come from, near the front.
>"Told you. Ouch. Look." I hold the pearly thing up as all the color drains out of Lur. Think he comes close to fainting as I cackle and hold my lip open to show him the empty spot.
>"Ah I'm a bary. It'll grow back in a day or two. You want it?"
>I offer the thing to him as he grimaces and shakes no, Amber now joining, rubbing her temples. I put on my best told-you-so smile I can put in.
>"Okay fine you went down it but you still ate shit."
>"Sounds to me like someone just lost a bet." I flex.
>She rolls her eyes as the rest of the group joins in. One lime stego now cherry limeade as she's turned red in the face from laughing.
>I ignore her as I point a thumb at the winner.
>"So that's a crisp twenty smackers you owe one all-star."
>Amber rubs her eyes with one hand. "Fine. I'll get it to you tomorrow. Never do that again."
>I chide as she turns to run. "What? Afraid of missing out on some more allowance?"
>I get a middle finger as she has to shove the cackling hyena away along with Sera's help. The latter still looking tired.
>I give a peace sign to Lur as he raises an eyebrow.
>"McDinos tomorrow. Get excited."
>He shakes his head, smiling. I grin harder as I pocket my tooth. Mom'll be happy to put that in her little collection of teeth I'd shed. Probably won't be too happy about it's source but hey, bet winner's don't complain about a tooth or two as the price for victory.

Fin, was fun /sgwg/ off now. Next in /snoot/ as always. Have a good one.
Anonymous No.534858535
>>534858437
See ya writer.
Anonymous No.534858564 >>534971580
>>534850662
>>534857160
>>534857836
>>534858437
Anonymous No.534858646
>>534858437
Thanks for writing Writeranon
Have a good night
Anonymous No.534858661 >>534859139
>>534857836
>>534858437
Jack's the average Skate 3 protagonist
Anonymous No.534858724
>>534858437
Thanks for the greens, cya next time here.
Anonymous No.534859139 >>534859449 >>534859936 >>534860248
>>534858661
so could he do this?
https://www.tiktok.com/@one.eye.bri/video/7194432317362818350
Anonymous No.534859449 >>534859629
>>534859139
Yeah, except he flies into the sun and explodes
Anonymous No.534859629
>>534859449
He'll tank that
Anonymous No.534859936
>>534859139 (me)
Got a better vid:
https://www.tiktok.com/@chadspeidel/video/7196892078364691754
Anonymous No.534860248 >>534860789
>>534859139
he does this
https://x.com/weirddalle/status/1953750865543667775
Anonymous No.534860762 >>534860917
>>534806008
YEAAAAAH hell yeah, fucking love this merp thank you
Anonymous No.534860789 >>534861025 >>534862636
>>534860248
Ah yes, The realistic skate trick of turning yourself into a prop enginetot
Anonymous No.534860917 >>534862197
>>534860762
NTA but please incorporate the purple shirt, it's so good.
Anonymous No.534861025 >>534863003
>>534860789
I mean ice skaters do it all the time but vertically, I'd imagine it works on a similar principle
Anonymous No.534862197 >>534862604
>>534860917
I prefer the white shirt cause it helps accentuate her colours more, but I'll do a lil concepting, why not?
Anonymous No.534862604
>>534862197
Yes.
Anonymous No.534862636
>>534860789
he got a tailspin before liftoff
Anonymous No.534863003
>>534861025
t. Jack who's explaining to Sera and Melissa on how he broke the laws of physics doing that stunt
Anonymous No.534863502 >>534864295
Anonymous No.534864295
>>534863502
What a lazy ass
Anonymous No.534867849 >>534868030
Anonymous No.534868030
>>534867849
Nefarious oreo snatcher.
Anonymous No.534873546 >>534882380
Anonymous No.534876317 >>534877013
Anonymous No.534877013 >>534877712
>>534876317
now that's what I call a mop top
Anonymous No.534877712 >>534879409
>>534877013
Mean
Anonymous No.534879352 >>534879548
Back from thing
Tea and cookies acquired
Anonymous No.534879409 >>534879552 >>534902537
>>534877712
you simply lack vision
Anonymous No.534879548 >>534879834
>>534879352
greetings merp
Anonymous No.534879552 >>534879714
>>534879409
kek, what the fuck.
Anonymous No.534879714 >>534879939
>>534879552
c'moooon you cant tell me it doesn't look like a mop here right?
Anonymous No.534879834 >>534880160
>>534879548
Good evening
How's the night treating you?
Anonymous No.534879939
>>534879714
Let's say she's fresh out the shower and her hasn't puffed up yet.
Anonymous No.534880160 >>534880854
>>534879834
doing good, really enjoy the iris you did earlier (thanks for that by the way!) how about you? how's the tea and cookies?
Anonymous No.534880854 >>534883268
>>534880160
I'm good. The tea's probably gonna knock me out in an hour or two. The cookies are actually these zero sugar wafer bar things, and they are way too good. Very easy to just go in on them
>Iris
Glad you liked it. It was a fun little doodle, and I think Curtis does this every time Iris comes home in a huff.
Also, I don't think I'll ever really know how to color her hair.
Anonymous No.534882380
>>534873546
Give her the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper.
Anonymous No.534883268 >>534883887
>>534880854
that food sounds wicked nice to be honest
>I don't think I'll ever really know how to color her hair.
see the trick's lighting. the idea's that it's a dark purple / pink that shimmers orange where the light hits, making it iridescent. I simplified it a bit too hard so it's just brighter the higher it is vs the rest, hopefully I can give a solid reference later though
Anonymous No.534883887
>>534883268
Ah, okay. I thought that she just has multicolored hair that was primarily purple with orange roots / highlights
And yeah the wafers are really quite dangerous when you've got a hankering for something to snack on, even if they're billed as 0 sugar.
Anonymous No.534885841 >>534894727
okay, bedtime
Goodnight, sleep tight, and stay safe out there
Anonymous No.534890150 >>534903274
Anonymous No.534894727
>>534885841
Goodnight
Anonymous No.534902537
>>534879409
Kek
Anonymous No.534903274 >>534905779 >>534906642
>>534890150
As cute as the picture is, I don't like the "tradification" of Nick. She looks like the perfect example of a libshit art hoe, and not everyone needs to be a subversion.
Anonymous No.534905779 >>534906293
>>534903274
It’s just a cute relationship pic, Nick would in reality suck really hard when it comes to cooking. I’m talking straight up lights the stove on fire while making pasta tier bad at it.
Anonymous No.534906293 >>534906642 >>534907113
>>534905779
I think she's the type who wouldn't even try, either not to hurt her own ego or because she thinks it's demeaning/part of toxic masculinity.
Anonymous No.534906642
>>534903274
>>534906293
It's just a picture, calm your autism
Anonymous No.534907113 >>534907462 >>534907515
>>534906293
Counterpoint, if Anon presents it as a challenge to her, she’ll jump into it head first.
Anonymous No.534907462 >>534908631
>>534907113
She will get her head stuck in a picked jar.
Anonymous No.534907515 >>534908631
>>534907113
Sure, but the problem is that if you paint their interactions as this teasing back-and-forth it's too similar to what he has with Fang.
Anonymous No.534908631 >>534909534
>>534907462
Happens to the best of us.
>>534907515
Teasing all the time and taking things competitively is kinda Nick's thing though. They’re both counter culture chicks so naturally they’ll have some similarities.
Anonymous No.534909534
>>534908631
>They’re both counter culture chicks

To play devil's advocate in Fang's case it's mostly a LARP while Nick is the real deal.
Anonymous No.534912816
Anonymous No.534915532 >>534916112
thoughts on the chicken?
Anonymous No.534916112 >>534923718
>>534915532
Looks funny with this huge beak, what dinos this?
Anonymous No.534919006 >>534919163
Anonymous No.534919163 >>534920060
>>534919006
fuck yeah, love this gal
Anonymous No.534920004 >>534920060
so how are we doin folks?
Anonymous No.534920060 >>534920509
>>534919163
She sure is pretty, love how Patecko does her.
>>534920004
Doing fine, came back from work about 40 min ago and eating something now.
Anonymous No.534920509 >>534920863
>>534920060
Patecko does a wonderful lunara yeah!
hope you had a nice time out there anon, rest up and enjoy your time off
Anonymous No.534920863
>>534920509
>rest up and enjoy your time off
Still got more stuff to do after finishing food but not much hopefully. Think I hit a short nap after all is done. You have a good day yourself.
Anonymous No.534922235 >>534924116
Anonymous No.534923718
>>534916112
A Diatryma
Anonymous No.534924116
>>534922235
What a lazy fuck, this guy literally copy and pasted the other foot
Anonymous No.534928995
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Anonymous No.534932529 >>534932651
Anonymous No.534932651
>>534932529
Anonymous No.534935983 >>534937607
Anonymous No.534937607 >>534937690
>>534935983
Yeah the hat stays on during sex.
Anonymous No.534937690 >>534939736
>>534937607
Do you not like her stunning hairstyle
Anonymous No.534939736 >>534940049
>>534937690
It is terrifying.
Anonymous No.534940049 >>534941025 >>534943395
Good morning
How're y'all doing?
>>534939736
Don't worry
Hair isn't real
Anonymous No.534941025 >>534941642
>>534940049
Doing okay, probably gonna be gazing starts tonight, how about you?
Anonymous No.534941642
>>534941025
>gazing starts
I'm gonna guess you meant star gazing, which sounds like a really chill way to spend a night. Hope the weather abides for you

I've got to do some packing for a family trip, but other than that it's just the usual daily chores with maybe a doodle or two thrown in
Anonymous No.534943395 >>534945684 >>534945687
>>534940049
Drinking coffee and watching random stuff on youtube. Probably gonna have some work to do outside in a bit.
Anonymous No.534945684
>>534943395
Nice. Hope it's pleasant work at least
Anonymous No.534945687 >>534945882
>>534943395
Do it before it gets hot!
Anonymous No.534945882 >>534948073
>>534945687
Its already hot, its 5:44 pm for me
Anonymous No.534948073 >>534948475
>>534945882
Do it when it cools off!
Anonymous No.534948207
seems I'm being called in to do field work as well. time to see if all this gym time has actually done something
Anonymous No.534948475 >>534949796
>>534948073
Done it already. Now a shower is in order because im covered in hay dust and everything is itching.
Anonymous No.534949796
>>534948475
Good job!
Anonymous No.534956087
Anonymous No.534961674 >>534961886
community real dead today
Anonymous No.534961886 >>534962385
>>534961674
It is what it is, at least it’s calm.
Anonymous No.534962385 >>534962590
>>534961886
people probably enjoying their vacation and stuff, its the last month of summer after all
Anonymous No.534962590
>>534962385
Yeah, plenty take their off around this time.
Anonymous No.534968980 >>534969130
Anonymous No.534969130 >>534971569
>>534968980
Sweetest of tail wraps.
Anonymous No.534971569 >>534986718
>>534969130
Wonder if she rips her mattress while sleeping with those tail spines.
Anonymous No.534971580 >>534972454 >>534972758 >>534972797 >>534987202 >>534989682 >>534992249 >>534994063
>>534857160
>>534857836
>>534858437
>>534858564
The Jack has fallen
Anonymous No.534972454
>>534971580
Rip
Anonymous No.534972758 >>534978857
>>534971580
>Even his stripes are peeling off
Heh
Anonymous No.534972797 >>534994063
>>534971580
Can only hope his spine is broken
Anonymous No.534978857
>>534972758
those are his tail spines
Anonymous No.534983904 >>535009026
Anonymous No.534986718 >>534988008
>>534971569
Depends on the hardness of them. But her sheets for sure have ripped at some point. They can snag easily.
Anonymous No.534987202
>>534971580
atleast he did the trick
Anonymous No.534988008 >>534989134
>>534986718
>Depends on the hardness of them.
They are bone growing out of the tail bone so pretty hard I would say.
Anonymous No.534989134
>>534988008
If they’re straight up bone then any mattress that isn’t some squishy stuff is gonna get beat up kek.
Anonymous No.534989682
>>534971580
Damn he got sponsored?
Anonymous No.534992249
>>534971580
ah he'll be fiiiine, he's the 'invincible dumbass' after all (nice work!)
Anonymous No.534994063 >>534994403
>>534972797
>>534971580
He tanks that btw
Anonymous No.534994403 >>534998256
>>534994063
no
Anonymous No.534998256
>>534994403
yes
Anonymous No.534998854 >>534999035 >>534999045 >>534999062 >>534999205 >>535000247 >>535000538
Hi hello, today was a good day (b-day)

Gonna drop this here
https://litter.catbox.moe/5jo0wtdosztx7h1i.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/l0q8rmycn7hb5zv4.png
Anonymous No.534999035
>>534998854(me)
I forgot this picrel XD, cya around /sgwg/
Anonymous No.534999045 >>534999205
>>534998854
Draw the rest of the gurrs
Anonymous No.534999062
>>534998854
boil them alive

And happy birthday
Anonymous No.534999205 >>534999719 >>535000145 >>535000297 >>535000545
>>534998854
>>534999045
Bappy birthday Anon, I second this but don't use bd's jacks design.
Anonymous No.534999719 >>534999908
>>534999205
let them draw whatever jack they want
Anonymous No.534999908
>>534999719
None since jack is shit
Anonymous No.535000145
>>534999205
agreed. I don't like the hair of his jack
Anonymous No.535000247
>>534998854
happy b-day anon! did you have a good time?
Anonymous No.535000297
>>534999205
disagree. I like the hair on his jack
Anonymous No.535000538
>>534998854
Happy birthday anon! Cute barys!
Anonymous No.535000545 >>535001279
>>534999205
Spiky > kept
Anonymous No.535001279 >>535001715
>>535000545
Give him a hairstyle reminiscent of 2000s cartoon characters
Anonymous No.535001715 >>535001987 >>535002189
>>535001279
I don't like Banco's Jack
Anonymous No.535001985
Anonymous No.535001987
>>535001715
that style predates banco.
Anonymous No.535002189 >>535003538
>>535001715
Pick a character who's hairstyle you do like then
Anonymous No.535003212
Anonymous No.535003538 >>535003930
>>535002189
shave him bald
Anonymous No.535003930
>>535003538
He's just gonna grow long hair later
Anonymous No.535004562
Anonymous No.535005925 >>535007143
Anonymous No.535007043 >>535007609
obligatory Trish for Tuesday
Anonymous No.535007143 >>535007186 >>535007383 >>535007965 >>535008763 >>535040157
>>535005925
How did Noah do it? How did he convince the girl who wanted nothing to do with romantic relationships, to be with him?
Anonymous No.535007186
>>535007143
He has a big heart
Anonymous No.535007383
>>535007143
autistic rizz
Anonymous No.535007609
>>535007043
Hell yeah. Nice.
Anonymous No.535007965
>>535007143
Impressed her with his mad Beyblade skills
Anonymous No.535008763 >>535009045 >>535009345 >>535009658 >>535029551
>>535007143
Who the hell is Noah?
Why do you assume everyone knows your autistic OCs?
Anonymous No.535009026
>>534983904
Uh oh, what's got Fnag all scared?
Anonymous No.535009045
>>535008763
how new r u?
he's a human self insert made to be shipped with anon's daughter
Anonymous No.535009345 >>535009523
>>535008763
Noah Body
the POV bf of Elvira
Anonymous No.535009523 >>535009585 >>535009769
>>535009345
What was he before he was Elvira's BF?
Anonymous No.535009585
>>535009523
Nothing
He didn't exist
Anonymous No.535009658
>>535008763
oooooo fuuuuckkkk youuuuuu aaahhhhhhhhhhh hhh
Anonymous No.535009769
>>535009523
A protagonist in the Elvira point and click game, I think this is him
Anonymous No.535011556 >>535025402
I sleep
goodnight
Anonymous No.535011629 >>535014042 >>535025402 >>535037037
I night
goodsleep
Anonymous No.535014042
>>535011629
cute feet
Anonymous No.535016253 >>535016524
violence (affection)
Anonymous No.535016523
https://youtu.be/aQkPcPqTq4M?si=_TkcStRgGF8MUZ6a
Anonymous No.535016524
>>535016253
She loves how he tastes.
Anonymous No.535023045
Anonymous No.535025402
>>535011556
>>535011629
Gn
Anonymous No.535029551 >>535031630
>>535008763
Good job outing yourself newfag
Anonymous No.535031630 >>535031729
>>535029551
He's not a newfag. He used the same pic and text but with Nova in the trash thread to bait.
Anonymous No.535031729 >>535032421
>>535031630
Figures, everyone using this fang pic says the most retarded shit imaginable. Something draws retards to this picture like moths to fire.
Anonymous No.535032421 >>535032810
>>535031729
I think it's because they try to larp as purist oldfags. And what better pic then a disapproving image from the poster girl?
Anonymous No.535032810
>>535032421
Yeah makes sense
Anonymous No.535036709
Anonymous No.535037037 >>535037059 >>535037562 >>535041730
I awake
Good morning
>>535011629
>I night
Batman?
Anonymous No.535037059 >>535037440
>>535037037
Good morning
Anonymous No.535037175 >>535037440
Anonymous No.535037440 >>535037479 >>535040640
>>535037175
Oh right it's wani wednesday
I should have used 5am image instead
whoops
>>535037059
What up?
Anonymous No.535037479 >>535037843
>>535037440
>What up?
Jist packing up to head home from work. Probably gonna have to mow the lawn after I'm back. Any plans yourself?
Anonymous No.535037562 >>535037843
>>535037037
Good morning.
Anonymous No.535037843 >>535038379
>>535037479
Helped pick grapes yesterday, so back kinda hurts. Also going on family vacation tomorrow so I'll be doing a lot of packing and other stuff to prep for that.
It also means I probably won't be posting much for a week or so.
>>535037562
Howdy
Anonymous No.535038379 >>535038817
>>535037843
Summer is coming to an end so good time for a family vacation, enjoy it.
>also means I probably won't be posting much for a week or so.
Who's gonna draw all the random ideas we have
Anonymous No.535038817 >>535040897
>>535038379
Yeah, it's hopefully gonna be a good time, and that all the big crowds (and peak tourist season prices) have left
>who gonna draw
I dunno man. Maybe some new doodler will appear from the shadows in the thread's time of need
Anonymous No.535040157 >>535040575
>>535007143
Charisma
Anonymous No.535040575 >>535041398
>>535040157
She might mean mug him every time but every goofy act of his makes her heart flutter.
Anonymous No.535040640 >>535041516 >>535042449
>>535037440
yo yo what's shakin merp
Anonymous No.535040897 >>535041267 >>535041516
>>535038817
>Maybe some new doodler will appear from the shadows
My finest creation
Anonymous No.535041267
>>535040897
impeccable
Anonymous No.535041398
>>535040575
Truly, opposites attract.
Anonymous No.535041516 >>535041959 >>535042032 >>535042461
>>535040640
Howdy
finishing pic related up from yesterday
also all that stuff I said above which, now that I have finished my coffee I should start on
>>535040897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1DzZ7oShl4
Anonymous No.535041730 >>535042449
>>535037037
slept from 9 to 5
woke up tired and everything hurts
work will be hard labor today
Anonymous No.535041959 >>535042449
>>535041516
fuck yeah man, great work! hope you enjoyed your coffee- also, how was the grape picking? get many?
Anonymous No.535042032 >>535042621
>>535041516
Cute!
Anonymous No.535042449 >>535043629 >>535045784
>>535040640
also forgot to say cute mimi
>>535041959
>grapes
I mean, it was work. My back and feet hurt, and I probably got a nice burn, but we got, like 9 bins? And I think a bin is about half a ton, so a decent haul.
Still, it's peaceful working out in a field. Better when there's a breeze. Nothing makes you appreciate a nice, simple, cool breeze like 90+ degree heat and sparse cloud cover.
Fortunately near the end we got some relief as a few rain clouds blew in and cooled everything off.
>>535041730
Sounds like you've been through the ringer
Sucks you gotta work labor day
Hope it's not all bad.
Anonymous No.535042461 >>535042621
>>535041516
The flower whip is a cool weapon idea for her, good job merp.
Anonymous No.535042621
>>535042461
Flower whips are a staple of sentai and anime, and if anyone was gonna have it it'd be the flower girl (who is also a bit of a task master)
>>535042032
thanks
Anonymous No.535042836 >>535043752
I wish there was more art of Nuna and Momo
Anonymous No.535043629 >>535043870 >>535043970 >>535044089 >>535044104 >>535045418
>>535042449
awww! da mims!!! thanks boss
>grapes
nice haul there man, rest up and enjoy your vacation- you're not wrong though with the breeze, recent heat getting as high as it is makes you appreciate all the cool things in life. anywho, have a veera wip (aka why this trigga so mad?)
Anonymous No.535043752
>>535042836
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.535043870 >>535044232
>>535043629
thanks.
>why veera mad?
Jack
the answer is always Jack
Anonymous No.535043970
>>535043629
Noah did a funny
Anonymous No.535044089
>>535043629
Noah did something embarrassing in front of her parents.
Anonymous No.535044104
>>535043629
Sam 2 poisoned her food
Anonymous No.535044232 >>535046058
>>535043870
funnily enough its a redraw of this, and guess which manlet's gonna take up the spot on the right (it's jack)
Anonymous No.535044938
Anonymous No.535045418
>>535043629
The sun rose from the horizon once again.
Anonymous No.535045784 >>535046058
>>535042449
life has been this for 2 weeks
Anonymous No.535046058
>>535045784
damn
that's rough buddy
>>535044232
yeah, I can see it.
especially if they're in line to get Happy Meals, and Elvira is in one of her moods where things like Happiness and Sunshine are in apotheosis to her
Anonymous No.535049182 >>535049263 >>535049624
Working outside in this heat is real fun.
Anonymous No.535049263 >>535049616
>>535049182
45 degrees celsius where I’m from and I’m not stepping a foot outside.
Anonymous No.535049616 >>535050616
>>535049263
>45 degrees celsius where I’m from
Christ and I thought Its bad here with 30 in the shadow. Well at least you don't have to go outside.
Anonymous No.535049624 >>535050616 >>535050923
>>535049182
Glad it's raining today, I was working outside yesterday and the real feel was 98
Anonymous No.535050616 >>535050923
>>535049616
>>535049624
What’s funny is I’m probably not gonna see rain until mid September. Hope we drop to 30 because those degrees are actually tolerable to me kek.
Anonymous No.535050923 >>535051479
>>535049624
>>535050616
For me its been raining pretty much the entire previous month. Only now did the "real" summer start with the high temps, hope it reverts because I sure love being hit by a heatwave whenever I open my car.
Anonymous No.535051479 >>535051975
>>535050923
Yeah, I had the same exact thing a few months ago with it raining for almost weeks at a time
I live in a valley so almost all the fields and even some of the lower bridges were flooded over, luckily it was before the farmers' planting season
Anonymous No.535051975
>>535051479
>raining for almost weeks at a time
Same here but thankfully no floods in my part of the country.
Anonymous No.535053759 >>535057176
Anyone knows if warsmith has comms open
Anonymous No.535053938
https://youtu.be/LkQ2snscIcs?si=BB3-xfaNjdK0n2D-
Anonymous No.535057176 >>535058804
>>535053759
No idea, I think you would be better off shooting him a DM
Anonymous No.535058804
>>535057176
Guess I try that later when I see him online
Anonymous No.535062743
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Anonymous No.535068669
>>535067615
libia
Anonymous No.535074327
Anonymous No.535077496 >>535077835
Anonymous No.535077835
>>535077496
breaking out of my shell
Anonymous No.535079059
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Anonymous No.535087323 >>535087719 >>535087725
I'm gonna take a nap
Anonymous No.535087719
>>535087323
Okay.
Anonymous No.535087725
>>535087323
Have a good nap
Anonymous No.535089109
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Anonymous No.535103724 >>535104563
gator smooches
Anonymous No.535104563
>>535103724
exceptional
Anonymous No.535106564
Anonymous No.535106810 >>535107000 >>535107049
where is writeranon
Anonymous No.535106929 >>535107049 >>535107189
Anonymous No.535107000
>>535106810
kill yourself
Anonymous No.535107049
>>535106810
Probably eeping or chilling.
>>535106929
Cute Weed.
Anonymous No.535107189
>>535106929
Comically long straw.
Anonymous No.535107517 >>535108435 >>535109842
Naomi has changed a bit
Anonymous No.535108435
>>535107517
>inhuman creature wearing the vestments of the clergy
This unit registers {7} violations of Holy Law. Violations recorded and logged to local servers. Proclamation: this blasphemous mockery shall be destroyed.
Anonymous No.535109842
>>535107517
Neat
Anonymous No.535113983
Anonymous No.535117043 >>535120312
Anonymous No.535120312
>>535117043
>Trent gets the new Donkey Kong game
>Stays up all night playing it
>Eats, like, 50 bananas
>Gets a tummy ache
>Has a big banana barf
>Lays on floor until Inco and Olivia find him
>Ask their beloved baby boy what happened
>All he can say is, "Oooh....Banana..."
>He gets to stay home from school
>Starts playing Donkey Kong again
Anonymous No.535120350 >>535121283
Anonymous No.535121283
>>535120350
That's a very pretty outfit, though it would be nicer if it were a dress.
Anonymous No.535121295
Anonymous No.535121750 >>535121882 >>535122205 >>535122880
Anonymous No.535121882 >>535122029
>>535121750
Happy birthday Nova (and possibly anon)
Anonymous No.535122029 >>535122205 >>535155342
>>535121882
Anon and Nova aging to the end of their days...
Anonymous No.535122205
>>535121750
Another round number reached for the old bary. At least the cake is nice (and the smoke).
>>535122029
Ha, yeah...
Anonymous No.535122880 >>535123459
>>535121750
It should be 39, she is 38 after all.
Anonymous No.535123459
>>535122880
Keep it up and I'm gonna make it 60
Anonymous No.535123991 >>535124107 >>535124108 >>535124389 >>535124545
extremely low effort sketch just so I can say I drew something today
Anonymous No.535124107
>>535123991
honk
Anonymous No.535124108
>>535123991
quack
Anonymous No.535124389
>>535123991
skeeonk
Anonymous No.535124545 >>535126140
>>535123991
You should draw Anon, but Cat
Anonymous No.535125937
Anonymous No.535126140 >>535126237
>>535124545
ok
Anonymous No.535126237
>>535126140
kawaiii
Anonymous No.535128697
Anonymous No.535134758 >>535135289 >>535141629
Right, I'm off to bed, and then onto the road for vacation
Have a good night snoot
stay safe out there and see ya later
Anonymous No.535135289
>>535134758
good night bro
Anonymous No.535141629
>>535134758
Be safe and enjoy your vacation dude
Anonymous No.535141840 >>535141947
snootopia anon here, I don't usually use /vg/.
I don't audit registration info beyond checking the Cloudflare dashboard which tells me general general traffic frequency by country/region. The only IP log I check is the admin one to make sure nobody's managing to log in when I'm away.
Oddly enough, New Zealand is the biggest source of traffic, and it's not even close. I don't know if that's just where a lot of bot traffic is from or what.
Anonymous No.535141947 >>535142084 >>535142154
>>535141840
No thats just me lol. I just check on it time to time
Anonymous No.535142084 >>535142154
>>535141947
The NZ part
Anonymous No.535142154 >>535144103
>>535141947
>>535142084
Oh, well, glad to have you.
Anonymous No.535144103 >>535147415
>>535142154
Btw I think you should have a forum section for standalone fangames
Anonymous No.535147415
>>535144103
Done.
Anonymous No.535154307 >>535154748
Anonymous No.535154748
>>535154307
Cuticker.
Anonymous No.535155342 >>535156582
>>535122029
This
Anonymous No.535156582 >>535159309
>>535155342
Aged and beautiful.
Anonymous No.535159309 >>535159723
>>535156582
I commed more scenes with then to different artists but kept most of it private since /trash/ was really shit. Maybe I'll make them public later.
Anonymous No.535159723 >>535161327 >>535169149
>>535159309
That’ll be really sweet if you ever consider it. It’s always great seeing Anon and Nova together.
Anonymous No.535161327 >>535161567
>>535159723
I'll post one later when I'm back home, probably in 2 hours more or less.
Anonymous No.535161567
>>535161327
Alright.
Anonymous No.535165659
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Anonymous No.535169149 >>535169309 >>535169573 >>535169636 >>535170003 >>535177317
>>535159723
Here it is.
Anonymous No.535169309
>>535169149
cute
Anonymous No.535169573 >>535169985
>>535169149
Holy this this is beautiful and by Jazzel too.
Anonymous No.535169636
>>535169149
okay that IS pretty cute
Anonymous No.535169985
>>535169573
He is fairly costly but its defo worth it for scenes like this.
Anonymous No.535170003
>>535169149
love seeing the elderberry happy. adorable stuff!
Anonymous No.535170821 >>535170948
it do be that time of day again
Anonymous No.535170948 >>535171687 >>535186638
>>535170821
The heat is exhausting.
Anonymous No.535171687 >>535172068
>>535170948
it's draining to say the least. I cant wait for autumn to show up already
Anonymous No.535172068 >>535186638
>>535171687
Can't happen soon enough, I much prefer autumn and winter to this.
Anonymous No.535176014
Anonymous No.535177317 >>535178731
>>535169149
God, I love Human x Anthro relationships, they're fucking beautiful.
Anonymous No.535178731
>>535177317
After all hmofa is the purest form of love.
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Anonymous No.535186638 >>535187310
>>535170948
>>535172068
It's friggin 90 out
Anonymous No.535187310
>>535186638
35 celcius here.
Anonymous No.535192376 >>535192803
community dead form heat
Anonymous No.535192803 >>535197653
>>535192376
Pretty much, all I can do is sleep and be lethargic with 42 C weather.
Anonymous No.535196339 >>535196572 >>535197245 >>535223647
I identify with Anon since he's bald and I'm balding with a receding hairline. Saurian women don't seem to mind baldies so that's why I prefer them over human women who won't even look in my general direction.
Anonymous No.535196572 >>535197212
>>535196339
If you’re bald you’re also high T, so even more suited for dinosaur women.
Anonymous No.535197212
>>535196572
Human women just can't handle Big T energy
Anonymous No.535197245 >>535200220 >>535223647
>>535196339
They like bald men since less hair = more access to warm skin.
Anonymous No.535197653 >>535200004
>>535192803
I just came back after having to cut grass with a scythe in 35 C. Im completely swamped in sweat.
Anonymous No.535200004 >>535200894
>>535197653
Remember one time I had to deliver cucumbers and tomatoes with my tiny ass, no aircon truck to an event and also unload them. When I got home I almost got heatstroke, was bedridden for 2 days. High temps are no joke.
Anonymous No.535200220
>>535197245
So much available warmth...
Anonymous No.535200894 >>535202458
>>535200004
My grandmother once decided to mow grass in 35 C for an hour once, she landed in the hospital later that day with a heatstroke. Thankfully nothing bad happened to her past a few days in the hospital.
Anonymous No.535202458 >>535204161
>>535200894
Yeah old people are especially susceptible, good to hear that she powered through it.
Anonymous No.535204161
>>535202458
Yeah nowdays im making sure to yell at them whenever either her or my grandfather approach a lawnmower at 26+ degrees.
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Anonymous No.535223647
>>535196339
>>535197245
More skin to lick
Anonymous No.535229391
Anonymous No.535232701 >>535235921
Anonymous No.535235921 >>535236548
>>535232701
Whatever happened with this artist? Always liked the art of his of Inco and Olivia that would pop up on the booru occasionally.
Anonymous No.535236548
>>535235921
Probably just got bored of the topic and moved on to something else.
Anonymous No.535236718 >>535237620 >>535238873
>>535221659
Trent gets nailed to this for our sins.
Anonymous No.535237620 >>535245175
>>535236718
>petunia gets nails through her stretched neck
Not sure who will suffer more in this
Anonymous No.535238873
>>535236718
Anonymous No.535240340 >>535244364 >>535248440 >>535249095
Petunia in this
Anonymous No.535244364 >>535249095
>>535240340
Time to keep this idea for when merp is back
Anonymous No.535245175
>>535237620
anon thats liz
Anonymous No.535248440 >>535249095
>>535240340
Anonymous No.535249095 >>535249254 >>535249341 >>535251764 >>535257096
>>535240340
>>535244364
I plug in my laptop to check my email and see what's happening in the threads and then I find this
what am I to do
doodle it from my bed using the touch pad and a blistered finger of course, that's what
>>535248440
Good effort, I like it
Anonymous No.535249254 >>535249341
>>535249095
Megan will call her a penis head lol
Anonymous No.535249341
>>535249254
i don't think megan and petunia have met each other as children
>>535249095
ty i should do more things with damien and liz as parents to psyop the thread into caring more about that
Anonymous No.535249615 >>535249841 >>535249980 >>535250186 >>535250673 >>535250792 >>535250904 >>535250931 >>535250959 >>535251137 >>535251357 >>535252026 >>535252124 >>535252814 >>535255793
I'm kinda busy lately but anyway can make a couple of reqs if you got any
Anonymous No.535249841
>>535249615
Hello cheeto, hope you're doing good despite being busy. Can I get kid Greene having to try to pull kid Amber's stuck snout out of a pringles can? Thanks.
Anonymous No.535249980
>>535249615
draw your favorite cartoon, snootified or not
Anonymous No.535250186
>>535249615
Draw maleSam II
Anonymous No.535250673
>>535249615
Fang and Olivia but combined into 1 person. Fanglivia
Anonymous No.535250792
>>535249615
Femboyanon wearing the green jacket like picrel
Anonymous No.535250904
>>535249615
jack saying a slur in asl
Anonymous No.535250931
>>535249615
Draw Anon and Inco combined into one. Anco
Anonymous No.535250959
>>535249615
Anon and Greene tumbling down a flight of stairs
Anonymous No.535251137
>>535249615
Draw Jack as Cajun
Anonymous No.535251357
>>535249615
Beta Anon on a tree, squawking like a bird
Anonymous No.535251764
>>535249095
Even on vacation he delivers. Good job merp,hope your finger is doing better now.
Anonymous No.535252026
>>535249615
Leo as a raptor
Anonymous No.535252124
>>535249615
Dino Anon
Anonymous No.535252814
>>535249615
Mia as Ada or Claire from Resident Evil.
Anonymous No.535255793
>>535249615
draw an actual dinosaur. like, not an anthro, just a real dinosaur
Anonymous No.535257096
>>535249095
Nice draw
Although I was kinda expecting the neck frills to be the peel.
Anonymous No.535266298