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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtyk

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!jun

RIP dustiel
RIP schopenhauer
RIP etika
RIP fuhito
RIP miguel's sister
and RIP the millions deaths caused by Jin Kazama.

!jin

I can’t believe how bad this game ended up being. I can’t believe something made Tekken 7 good.

>>534933827
Enter Dwight.

>metallica
bands mid I dropped them and ill add worst concert I've ever been to

>>534934341
Who do you main, Dave?

Tekken 7 was ok. but I'm questioning my sanity

What did she eat

angel jin

I want to turtle and play defensive but I can’t.

what does chinese mcdonalds taste like

I want to be chinese kung-fu man

cats & dogs

tastes like torgal

>metroid hater eunuch is a megadeth fan
God is a really funny guy

i dig men

If Darkness Had a Son
Here I Am

Sexo

I hellsweep

Dustiel didn't die for this

I played a bit at the start of season 2 then quit until about a month ago and I have to say Victor is the only character I haven't seen this entire season

>>534933827
The album that ruined Metallica.

havent played since clive

im drinking

Dead game dead general dead genre dead medium dead internet dead life

my mouse wheel is broken again. FUCKING SHIT

>>534938403
you're fat.
yep I said it and I'm not sorry.
Your fat makes your sweat more acid than it should.
You keep your (fat) finger on your mouse wheel for long periods.
The (fat) sweat enters the wheel.
Changes are it's not "broken", but dirt from your deadskin and sweat are covering the light in the inside of the mouse (yep there's a light, that's how scrolling works)
Solution: Don't be fat

>>534938586
shut up Dennis

>>534938658
MURRAYYYY
ARREST THIS MAN

>>534938658
mu?rray??

whats that board game about ? The figurines look pretty decent i must say

dead shit game

>>534933775 (OP)
how come you guys always have LTG OPs?

>>534940379
LTG is /tekgen/'s official streamer

LTG is the only person who defeated Mainman

>>534940462
why isn't yuyu a cosplay whore?

>>534940642
too high iq and not a degenerate

feet

>>534940462
i love her long fingers

darkness and depression

>>534939230
Finally some good Tekken, and you can take your turn unlike Shitten 8

https://x.com/bigskonk/status/1954101519042699431?s=46

Xiaoyu sisters.... we lost....

Shut the fuck up retards

I understand Joe.

>>534942810
nah you don't, you just related to how much he eats

stop the fatphobia

>>534938658
Anooo buy more tekken coins

men? huge fan

fat acceptance did more damage than anime

what happened to joey fury?

women? nah

tgirls? yea

theres a jin fag here

so what do we think about Shining wizard that wall explodes

what kind of low life piece of garbage exposes themselves I hate myself

>>534943916
the what??

>>534944045
AK sw breaks the wall

>>534944045
Armor king does a meats out command throw, knees you in the jaw, and the wall behind explodes/detonates/breaks and he gets a combo

im tipsy bros

you're a wizard Harry

https://youtu.be/Sp0yacjizhE?si=9-YTGw_hqEFLgl0U&t=701

>>534944267
Let me join!

>>534943916
my knee-jerk reaction was that it didn't seem that good because everyone breaks that shit and it swaps sides on break
then i remembered that he has the poison breath that guarantees throws
so yeah it seems pretty strong

knee-ga-jerk

>knee
lol

>>534944792
I don't like how far away reina was from the wall in the clip when it happened. shit is like those heat smashers that send you flying to the wall

I only come here for the Lili lewds and the ai slop porn, where you guys at

in india, where you should go too

im in my garden drinking a vodka/juice and smoking cigarettes

jin is just a temu kazuya

>>534945065
I'm not into women but I'll masturbate to her

remember Michael Murray?

Capcom ? they won

phantom is winning the game you dont know you can play

I, Hota Wata, am boiling mad. For you are all wet behind the ears.

>>534948394
A Capri Stage would be kino.

PERFECT

i want a futa to rim my ass so bad bros

>>534953000
Lili isn't a whore. She wouldn't do this

>>534953000
>Lili if she was in SF6

Can we stop pretending Asuka is top 5 when she has 1.5 good players, no top 16 at evo, 1 tournament win where the technique abused was nerfed a literal day later, and a very very average ranked win rate at TK and above?

Complaining about annoying but not broken characters is how Azucena, Jun, Lee, and Victor were gutted

>>534954813
She's top 3 stop downplaying you fucking retard

>>534954813
the tournament placings have low correlation because barely anyone plays competitive tekken

i bet miary eats star fruit

>>534954112
nobi is my spirit animal

>>534954913
>>534954963
Explain her online winrates being middle of the pack then

tekken talk is cancelled
it's time for towa talk

>>534955393
Looks fine to me. Close to Nina which is another top 3 and higher than Heihachi which is the strongest Mishima.

Capcom Won

>>534954112
Where's kneegga? His bus photo from ewc24 was the best thing to come out of that tournament.

>>534958048
maybe he's avoiding being on the same bus as Arslan Ash

that's Yagami

>>534953678
Everyone does sex anon...everyone...

...

>>534959462
Wonder if they'll ever hire an actual writer for this series.

>>534960230
its beyond fucked at this point to be fixed

Next Tekken is a reboot.

Tekken lore literally belongs to Elon Musk

harada really turned paul into a greedy karen just to set up his retarded avengers ripoff

paul new hair was 100% murray

im a fucking loser

in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey

>>534958579
Reina cosplayers are sex

>>534960230
"over my dead body" -Harada, probably

when tekkcels find a waifu main

im an incel loser
>kill me
im a potbellied retard
>kill me

>>534962960
Jun is pure and she wouldn't do anything pornographic

i dont wanna google what jav and gravure mean

>>534963296
she took satan's dick and conceived a child with him

>>534962960
Incel kill yourself

>>534963352
Yes but she stayed loyal afterwards
By doing JAV she would be whoring herself out and that's completely improper for her to do

blud really called the woman that literally fucked Satan and is a PETA nut, pure

welp I've successfully failed to get a job for several years now but the day is fast approaching where I'll have to. my dumb whore sister has to come back home with her 4 children (only one has a dad) and I will not be a part of any of it. I will scramble and do the impossible, find a job in a few weeks.

>>534963352
This is groom.

>>534963670
Explain this then

>>534964219
not canon

is this your homework Murray?

I exposed myself

buffblud trying his hardest to not get mad against devil jin because he's an honest mishimbo

I said I exposed myself

i hurt myself today

Dvj wasnt honest since 5dr

I'm hoping the EWC grand finals isn't Anna vs Anna

everyone said the same until EVO

hope in one hand, shit in the other, see which hand fills up first

I hope it's my ass

im not well in the head

>>534953000
MOAR. MOTTO MOTTO.

im a failure

>a man
she was

homelessness is around the corner

I have to go back in the public eye and I'm scared everyone is gunning for me and wants me dead

nice winstreak (past tense)

nice cock (past tense)

>>534955196
biutiful art

>>534970709
sorry EWC, my boy Geoff has priorty

>>534970709
even the prize money is going down...

>>534970450
kkokkoma spends a lot of time with eskay...

>>534970808
what geoff show is happening this week? gamescom is next week

>>534972017
you're correct, I'm just retarded, it's on the 19th I think

>>534971352
damn they gave her massive DSLs

>>534971378
Qudans… why

im starving

Chesto.

i just ate and I feel full

How are you supposed to outplay a player who abuses long range keep out moves when you can't even move forward or sidestep?

my metabolism is irreparable

>>534973636
noob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6jTx5sUoxw
tekgen if heat wasn't real

how do people spam electrics usually for me once electric has enough pushback to make the next one whiff even if i deep dash

>their RA hits
fucking braindead retard subhuman mashing ape abuse panic buttons more kill yourself you would never get ONE round off me in a real tekken
>my RA hits
i fucking new they would press i am so fucking good at this fucking game get fucking read like a book

>>534974067
who the fuck cares if an electric whiffs
also many people press after blocking one and the second one catches them, it's a flowchart

pee'd the bed the other night, im 32

>their RA hits
i should've known
>my RA hits
watch the cutscene, retard

>>534940379
the runescape gen has LTG OPs too

Matter of the fact that RAs are unironically used to waste people's time should tell you they went really wrong with them

>>534975425
and?

>>534970219
i got a 53 winstreak by farming a jin who just wouldn't adapt and always did the same shit and kept rematching
insane

i have around the same playstyle, game knowledge and talent level as the buff guy. maybe i can get better execution because of using keyboard though. is this a warning sign to quit kazuya.

kaz can't keep up with the game because he doesn't have a lot of string and moves that highmidlow crush from across the stage

spring kicks are -17 at all ranges

in netcode murray numbers? KEK

What's up guys, fyodor5 here

when's the saudi mortal kombat tournament?

journalist exclusive

what kind of takeout should I get before my ranked sesh

>>534958579
I didn't see a Reina cosplayer ugly yet. All of them are fucking hot.

>>534979317
italian

Eskay has been posted multiple times this thread alone

I'm a such a god damn loser kill me

im a mistake

in order to be a mistake I have to be a thought and no one thinks about me

A view of the past.
When Tekken was about fundaments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8WPaYnpDJs

I failed upwards and hit the ceiling

things were different when i was a
>man

buff might be the biggest d+1+2 merchant i've ever seen

It's okay because if you block the hellsweep he dies :)

quit posting the fat guy

I know frame data but not my mother's birthday

shut up and watch some buffkino with us nigga

quit posting

Gonna reinstall t8 tonight and learn king until AK comes out I wanna main him

I hate my mother and try not to think about her

>>534984107
Steve...

>>534983452
*does a 120 dmg combo with zero execution*
kazuya
*relaunches you OTG with db1,2*
does
*spams launching demon paw for free neutral*
not
*mashes mid-mid wallsplatting strings that are completely safe*
play
*launching hellsweep for 100 damage near a wall or in heat with floorbreak*
tekken
*has the single best low in the entire game*
8

ya did good, girl

>>534984461
i want to suck her toe ring off

my little penis my little penis

you know that giving up is an option right? there are other things in life

>yellow nail polish on toes
>toe rings
>anklets
>barefoot
she sells footjobs on fansly

>>534984461
She better have a bikini outfit as well

miarysissy players...

and i'm buying

>>534984635
I regret grinding tekken and not the gym

I'm fat as hell

>>534984635
what is her name sir

blud ain't making it out of his group

>>534933775 (OP)
are there any good tekken 8 guides for players coming from street fighter? there are quite a few tekken to SF but not the other way around

>>534986394
phidx

>>534986221
This dude is gonna pull out the meanest 3 day Anna and shock everyone

>>534986484
this one? https://youtu.be/DwGxjZjVx4M?si=do0_YmKcbPq-Xwfi
i was looking more for a dummy/new player guide

>>534986996
he has those too iirc

>>534984262
The problem with Tekken 8 is that most characters have the same pattern, random launcher into half health combo, wall carry to wall and then you guess for life. Kazuya on the other hand is all about random launcher into half health combo, wall carry to the wall and guess for life which is totally different and makes him honest.

how does not a single player that plays buff realize that the guy wakes up with spring kicks every single time
like he just does it every single time

I exposed myself

They call me Kazuya, yeah, I'm the one
With the Devil Gene, I get the job done
My dad threw me off a cliff, that wasn't very nice
Now I'm back for my revenge, gonna make him pay the price
Got the electric wind god fist, it's a real fast punch
Gonna hit you with it once, you'll be feeling the crunch
My eye glows red, you know what that means
I'm the baddest dude in all of the fighting scenes.

I am Shaheen, I walk the desert sands
I fight for the truth with my own two hands
My friend is gone, his death a mystery
I entered this tournament to solve the history
My style is stealthy, it's based on what I know
I slide across the ground and deliver a quick blow
They say I'm like a hawk, descending from the blue
I seek for answers, and I will defeat you.

>>534986221
This dumb fuck has been crying about Feng for months. Why didn't he switch to Anna or any of the other new DLC characters?

>about to kill whorearang
>hit him with low poke just as he activates heat burst confident it'll kill
>his heat burst jumps over my low hitting me then he heat bursts me in my confusion resulting in wall break and death

>>534989907
skill issue.

>>534989572
he should take HRT to transition to another character more smoothly, the euphoria will help his neurons adapt faster

>>534987910
Imagine the Ling run if a single blue rank player could block her snake edge

I've just bullied 2, literally, greenies in the shared cabins of the battle area.

:)

Im tekken king and still cant react to snake edges

6pm, time to turn on the air conditioner.

hamsters live for 2 years so the entire cast of hamtaro died before the little human girl finished middle school.

>>534994483
who does he main?

>>534997585
filename.

thread's even deader than usual somehow

>>534997716
o

>>534998215
Do you think if I ask her politely she'll let me stick my head between her legs and be suffocated?

>>534986394
nigga is switching to cancer 8
couldn't be me

>>534998760
buffguy went offline a while ago

i hadn't played t8 for like 3 weeks and i made the mistake of turning it on today and as I got put into 3 frame traps in a row I wondered what the fuck i was doing with my life

>>534940379
Mentally ill spammer who wishes to have sex with LTG he does/tries to do this to all the threads he visits, total fag as you can see

There are no female Lili mains. It's always a black or a tranny

>>535000785
what about that 75 year old japanese lady.

im black and im an asuka main

I can't be the only loser here

>>535001097
proswag...

>>534998760
we're all getting a good night's rest for a week of tekkino 8

>>534998760
We are holding our breath until EWC

any requests?

>>535002753
you never posting AI slop again.

>>535002893
ok

>>535002116
Wait he's black?

I exposed myself

>>535002753
Asuka covered in cum
preferably mine

>>534998760
I left, won't be back until VF drops

vf cancellation announcement at tgs

Stop dreaming, Murray

i wish nothing but the worst for hnm

You know what time it is.

>>535003673
he's the only confirmed tekgen poster with an n word pass

i went out for 2 hours i will now catch up with my buff guy watching stream lol

>>535006128
He could be Dominican

>Joe banned by word filter in TNS chat
It's over

https://x.com/BuffGigas/status/1954563145067819432

let me go turn on tekken 6 again.

>>535007857
dude really killed his own "career" for nothing huh

Has Joe posted or been seen anywhere since? Is his eharlot back on Fansly?

Went back and played Tekken 7 with friends the last couple days.

Holy fuck I miss playing Negan.

me when my mom asks why i don't have a girlfriend
>Im here nooooooowww I'm here now I'm doing the best I can

>>535010051
tell her to look in the mirror

Whole lotta ass, whole lotta racks
Hoes got no cheese, whole lotta stacks
Hoes hate the motion, ho, kill yourself
Dolce and Gabbana, leather on the belt

Remember when Joka was like 'yo look at me im the highest rank player in the world (in the weakest online region in the world)' and now he doesnt even make ewc
Lmaoing at this retard

>>535009209
that's tag 2

>>535010694
and tekken 6 has better customization

>>535009209
Wtf does a card mean

>>535010843
Shut up and buy the tekken coins bitch

>>535010527
why didn't he just win a challenger tournament like jr did? is he stupid?

Why are people not winning with Feng? He's still good

>>535010843
it's referring to the banapassports. the cards you could get printed that saved your player info for tekken arcade cabinets

why is this man's face on the general so fucking much? i dont even go here that often but everytime i open the catalog its ltg. keep this mans meat out your mouths.

Arcadeniggas had cards to play? Lmao

>>535011384
faggot ass zoomers are sexually attracted to ltg, it's a problem in the street fighter general.

here nigga damn
she BLACK enough for ya now???

>>535011118
He is washed bro.

How can you be more washed than JDCR and Qudans

>>534998760
that one guy died and a few other anons must have followed suit

>>535011695
perfection

>>535011325
You see anon. Thats why you dont spoonfeed retards.
Should have taken my course of action.

>>535000342
you can really just say anything on this site and some schizo will obsess over it for months lmao

>>535009209
tag 2 oskar's small tits

>>535012125
The recent trailer showed they were always small and she just stuffed socks into it all the time.

man I'm tired of Paul

if this character was female you'd never hear the end of it from the usual suspects, but no he's heckin' wholesome and honest, this is a literal nigger character for niggers

>>535016634
>if this character was female you'd never hear the end of it from the usual suspects
that's not guaranteed. azucena for example has like...1 fan.

>khazan
games good I played it 9 hours today

Tekken 8 kills another one

imagine showing that to someone who has had sex and asking them to make sense of it

>>534999641
just sick of slime rush and no interesting characters for at least another year, if ever

someone check on harada

I am what many people would call a fucking loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCNYNyC54o
ranked theme

>>535020383
Cringe.

bros why isn't joe crush mogging tns?

>>535020645
what if that symbol is just boobs and nipples and in miary's rage art she takes her top off and shows thhem

Joe crush? Emilio? Never heard of them

cheyyah

fuark my chair smells like semen and i cant seem to fix it

Capcom Won

>>535020645
slowpoke.jpg

joe would crush these bums

tekgen in brazil: tekgem

im a creep

>>535022108
you're so fucking special.

>>535010527
JoKa walked into Pakistan, raped everyone, then instantly became washed

how you know i fron brasiw

>>535022391
it's almost like he was carried by feng or something. also swapping to reina and heihachi or whoever, those characters aren't gonna cut it in 8. you gotta bring out the anna or nina or whoever is top 5 at the moment.

insane, so many players fell the fuck off from tekken 7 to tekken 8. this has actually never happened so much to this degree between games.

>>535023097
this was in early t8, like month 1 or 2. he won baaz gauntlet

Lili ryona

>>535022490
why did he keep the disgusting greasy haired hobo look for the past 2 decades.

>>535022490
I dont get this picture. Is that madsen?

>>535024731
wtf michael madsen died.

the only eceleb we remember is dustiel

>>535024731
no, just some creep, some weirdo

>>535024984
If it is Yorke why does he look so disgusted?

>>535024897
I also meant Mads Mikkelsen lol

i feel bad for joecrush, he didn't even show up for tns today....

>>535024934
It do be weird going to twitch and not see him stream with the title the school of leroy he was always streaming

>>535025234
it's well known that they utterly despise their first album, especially Creep even though it's the song that made them popular. same way Cobain hated Smells like Teen Spirit.

what happened to love and care joey fury

>>535025897
I didnt know he hated SLTS.
Maybe because it was too popular?
>>535026220
I have no idea. I think i saw him first day of evo but thats it.

Find it odd how she's able to go back to being a slut while Joe is now persona non grata just cause he sent a dm to another women.

cheaters deserve no sympathy

>>535016770
Azucena has many fans, you stupid ugly troll

>>535026314
he said he fell embarrassed to play it, and flat out removed it from concert sets later on.

I cheated on my wife with a tgirl

>>535026548
wtf is an azucena

>>535026548
harada go fix the fucking game you stupid corporate drone, and stop OK'ing shitty fucking characters like fuckerram and azucena.

>>535026548
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA her wr3,2 had many fans HAD

game doesnt need fixin its goated

game doesnt need fixin its too trash
every effort is wasted

all I'll say is a lot of misogynists got rattled

>>535026548
>Azucena has many fans, you stupid ugly troll

>>534933775 (OP)
This is.... Low

TRANS

>>535027913
literally who?

>>535017107
Is she fighting female Jin?

I recently learned what "graduating" means in this case and all vtuber shit is gay as fuck, we need The Great Flood: Part 2

I hate the term "graduation" like I hate the term "sunsetting". Just stupid flowery buzzword-y language to soften the blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFH4Owxcl0&list=RDMM&index=27

remember the hype?

graduation is a goated album

Is Brian easy to play

>>535023097
>>535023350
Won it with an electric-less Reina btw

>>534934268
tekken tag 2 is where it's at

lili is harder to play than bryan

>>535027913
>>535028469
Is she just leaving the group or quitting streaming altogether? The language in both posts makes it hard to tell

>>535029883
shes leaving the group
popular thing with vtubers right now is re debuting as indie

Lili is hard

>>535029945
Figured, just "the remaining few weeks that we have left" seemed pretty dramatic

>>535029945
lmao building their simp base then ditching their digital pimps to keep all the money.

i'm hard for lili
briked up
to that one footjob webm where shes on her side
some bitch should have moaned over it for money

>>535028469
This but very unironically

what webm

this one

2-0'd an Eddy and he tried to plug but it was too late

this shit makes me hard, nigga

>>535031337
Asuka or miary? I can't tell

>>535031337
ayo he getin sturdyy
dats od
word to my mother i neva seen sum like dat
*sniff*
deah

when was the last time you played
july 9 for me

>>535030419
>>535031337
apes seem to have very handlike feet
is that better or worse for feetjobs? I imagine the grip and so on is better but the feel might be more like a handjob and the feet might not be feety enough if you get what I'm going for

july 7. just to see if my creamapi worked and fahk was unlocked. and then i didn't even bother playing since then

>learn to duck and punish a high
>opponents stop doing them

what's the point of this knowledge, I could've done something better with my life

>>535032502
The idea is that once you know every single knowledge check they have they will actually have to play something somewhat resembling Tekken (not really) but then you realize this game requires similar effort to most paid careers to be good at and that no videogame that can stop existing whenever the dev feels like it deserves that sort of time investment.

>>535032502
the point is that it helps your enemy mix their strings if they can or just stop attacking and use the busted full screen moves

does creamapi work on sf6 dlc by any chance

>>535028469
>>535028701
>>535029883
it's a holdover from the idol industry and it's not to soften the blow it's to indicate both side are happy about it

>>535032502
>opponents stop doing them
great, you can now take your turn instead

I just discovered to play Kazuya you need to not have finger pain, be in a good mood, have high energy levels, it helps to watch replays of Keisuke, and generally not be angry or tired. Take constant breaks to relax and come back when you’re fresh again. I suppose that’s the term.

>>535033675
That’s true:
>timing is very mood dependent because it’s so intangible
>reads are very dependent on “feeling yourself” and fail when unmotivated/tired/angry
>if your fingers hurt or you’re angry your execution starts failing as well

>>535032502
the point is that you actually get to play the game instead of getting memed by shit strings
just don't be that guy who learns how to duck/step something, conditions opponent to not do the thing but then STILL always ducks/steps even when they aren't doing it anymore
like when there's a df1 with a high extension and you always duck because they might do the high well congrats now you've given them like a +10 on block df1

>>535033930
>just press this time bro
>t. dragunov

>>535033991
well that's the thing sometimes you have to press to make them use it so you can then actually duck them occasionally
if you never take the risk then they also don't have to take the risk ever but they also get all the reward

>>535033675
you really only need to hit d1+2

>>535033675
df31, d1+2, random jumpscare electrics (add a sidestep if you're feeling saucy) and df2 in every frame situation -5 or better
literally all you need to get TG

>>535034198
Lol its harder than it sounds. I am very bad at hard reads and timing. But your analysis is good I think that’s about how Keisuke plays and how I won 4/5 games today.

im so depressed i just don't know anymore

oh and spam the shit out of db4 obviously because +4 on hit -12 oB fully homing low with flipover would be a problem but it's on kazuya so wholesome neutral

Clive Rosfield

>>535034538
Play Xiaoyu

sexo

when's the tekken?

ewc starts today?

someone wake me up in the event arslan loses, then it'll actually be interesting

arslan will get coinflipped by johnding's eddy again
and this time tekken master's eddy too

the ding can do it

>check TMM
>"you have to stop caring about winning and losing"
>t. the man who goes smurf on an alt character the moment he loses 2 games on his main to "sweaty players"

not right now kitten the walls are closing in on daddy

>>535034538
anime ruined you

woke up to a new day and still a loser…

Tekken 9 will be fully AI generated with random hallucinated stages and movelist in real time. a true fighting game experience

>woke up to a new day and
>wasn't stuck in traffic on my way to work
>wasn't doing any mental or physical sprain for 13 bucks a hour
>wasn't dealing with low IQ boss(es)
>wasn't skipping breakfast to not be late at work
>wasn't day dreaming about retiring
today is a good day

don'tu asku me for shit

>>535036281
Arslan always wins in the coin flips, he made a deal with the sheitan.

>>535036702
He always has cope mechanisms too, like, praising his opponent for a good "fundamental" move, when he knows he has the upper hand and will most likely win.
As soon as he faces someone that will knowledge check and steamroll him into oblivion, the saltiness bites back.

*someone punishes his -18 move*
wow this guy is good at the game

>>535037260
and sex
what would make you switch to playing a cute slut in tekken anyways anon?

>>535037470
all the fakenice guys do the same. there's a fun paradox where everybody they beat is good at the game but everybody they lose to is a retard with zero idea and they only lost because the game doesn't reward skill

Welcome the new Tekken director, Stephen Stafford.

>harada is so depressed he doesn't value his work for tekken and claims anyone could can do it
lmfao lil bro got slapped with reality

harada hasn't done any real work related to the game itself in decades
just PR in xitter and events

grok is my boyfriend

day drinking soon lads

>>535031885
10th of March. But I played Tekken 7 just yesterday. I also play Tag 2 and Tekken 4 every now and then.

https://kekken.com/characters/advanced

where is your main located?

>>535039740
>leo
my main
>location
my house (we are a couple)

>>535039740
top one

top one? Bryan mentioned

don't think I'm ready to become a woman just yet

>>535039740
how is this shit even calculated
how does every character except two have a positive win percentage? where are all the losses going?

>>535040743
they're beating lower ranked players. there's a rank threshold

>>535040005
John = best newcomer in 30 years

>>535040860
well that's a pretty worthless list then

I did not care for Miary Zo.

is joe ok?

joe? he fumbled

>>535027828
TIER...

i reinstalled and have been playing for a couple hours and the game really isn't hitting anymore
it just feels like slop
like nothing matters and in the end it really is just coin flips
Did i really play the game or did my opponent just keep guessing wrong?
Am i carried?
Am i really just addicted to the game because i have nothing more engaging to do?

>i reinstalled
what other bad choices did you make in recent times?

Why no one told me blue ranks were such a jail?

i need professional help

>>535041190
Not every situation is uber forced like heat smash on block mixies, look for ways out even if mashing is one of them

there's literally no one qualified to resolve your issues

>>535041543
because they are the Tekken God Omega of Destruction tier 3 playing on their 10th character and smurfs land

>>535041872
Leverless players fell off after Tekken 7 lmao.

It's been over 5 years since GM stepped foot outside his house to compete

>>535042208
God of destruction players get auto promoted to Tekken King thougheverbeit

only shadow and kingrey are making more than him competing

y'all doods is weird

>>535035145
Why is Reina so fucking hot?

whens ewc

kingrey's not winning enough yet to make any money

>>535043229
>Kingfraudjr and Tibefraudno win all their games and get to the grand finals for an Asuka vs Asuka fraud match
can't wait!

>>535043410
likely won't be winning a single game against actually good players

tgirls fatigue is real

what the fuck the groups aren't round robin it's just double elims like normal

>>535043571
>me have no problem

i say me have no problem too

brown ass monkey

>>535046364
>Lilis arms morph into cloth
So she's a reptile as well....

being bi is so goated bros, wdym i can fap twice to any kind of porn

>>535046364
>that suspenseful pan to an empty alley
ki(ta)no AF

>>535037629
porn like this, where the girl is really into it, turns me on so much, wtf is actually wrong with me???

/ourguy/ buffguy will be doing coaching today, don't miss out on this chance to bring your tekken to the next level

despite everything he would still smoke the average tekgenner

the average tekgenner doesn't play tekken

im a disgrace

1 hour and 58 minutes

Until what? The end of the world?

there's a new kid in town
i don't wanna hear about it
there's a new kid in town
i don't wanna hear it, ah ooh
there's a new kid in town
there's a new kid in town

deh

What would Jin do if he heard what his cousin did to his girlfriend

kiss hwoarang

apparently you can db1 instead of d1 while crouched in order to get the crouch jab and why the fuck am I only finding this out now

In the embrace of meSSmers flame

Wolverine in tekken

Haru Urara in tekken

Usada Pekora in tekken

Kojima... I kneel

Blue eyes white dragon in tekken

a hug is all i need

>>535049751
depends on the character

tell me something that doesn't depend on the character in this game. I'm waiting

Atifs whiteness will prevail and help him win the whole thing

Kojima is on the epstein list btw you don't have this from me

Sega missed the opportunity to become the greatest 3D fighter on the market. now we have Miary Zo and it's over for them

>noooo Tekken shouldn't crash, burn and shit itself
why not?

because the other games are even worse

why don't I ever play against a Feng who's not an asshole, why are they so attracted to this character

THANK YOU MIARY ZO

except they aren't

DUUUUUHHH

name one game

>>535050710
When Sony picked Tekken it was over for them.
There's a reason Bamco still kisses Sony's ass.

>>535051691
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

Thank you, Markman!

TMM on Paul is so funny it's the biggest example of Mishima brain. Just press df2 until one lands

>lost his wife for this
lol
lmao
LMFAO

Tekken 8 was designed for TMM

>used to play on stick
>stopped because of wrist pain
>bought a leverless
>it's too small

>>535051923
But isn't that how you're meant to play him?

Tekken x Dreamworks Villains Collab
Marduk as Titan
Dragunov as Pitch Black
Lili as Chantel Dubois
Nina as Grimmel the Grisly
Anna as Lola
Kazuya as Don Lino
Armor King as Tai Lung
Wang as Lord Shen
Heihachi as General Kai
Reina as Lord Farquad
Angel as Fairy Godmother
Clive as Prince Charming
Law as Rumpelstiltskin
Bob as Humpty Dumpty
Ogre as Big Jack Horner
Devil Jin as Death

TOITAN

>>535051923
>>535052563
that's how every character with generic df2 is supposed to be played

im hyped for tekkino

>>535054298
>SAFE MID LAUNCHER
Absolutely insane that this shit is in the game. I genuinely think that it's better than electric simply because you can mash it out and because it's a mid.

18 minutes

>>534975425
zased

>>535054985
most of them also track like crazy

>>534933775 (OP)
why is this jeet obsessed with ltg

>>535055056
that's only when the pointless chatter starts
games are at least +30min later

>>535055117
also a big thing. Funny how one of the big things about electric launchers being so supposedly good were because of the massive damage you get but these days generic df2s lead to the same fucking damage or even more than an electric

>>535055302
that's when the kino starts. when Jeondding starts swinging

>>535055117
and are also evasive. i have no idea why paul’s df2 is allowed to consistently go under jabs. it only started doing that in tekken 7

>>535055504
it's linear

>>535055429
acting ironically cringe is still cringe.

go to work, have sex, have an actual hobby that doesn't involve consuming something, and most importantly, forgive Murray for his sins

https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_amazonarena_en
WE
ARE
LIVE
in 15 minutes

>>535055598
lol

>>535055648
number 15 burger king foot lettuce

they stole her from us

i booted up tekken 6 just to do some julia combos

i threw it all away

I don't want to see Julia anywhere anymore until the three stooges vanish from virtual products market

>>535051691
Syberia

>>535055945
how does this giant man even copulate without splitting his partner in two.

im under the influence of vodka

>>535056591
he has a normal peepee

lmao these fucking reality show style interviews with dramatic music are so funny

if Paul was called Paula everyone would be complaining but no he's le heckin' wholesome and honest MASKUUUU

>>535056942
you already said this you whiny baby.

spaghetti man

>everyone would be complaining
>everyone is already complaining about current paul

>>535056942
honestly i don’t agree

if Paul was called Paula everyone would be complaining but no he's le heckin' wholesome and honest MASKUUUU

>>535057046
and I will say it again and again, the narrative around Paul must change

if Paul was called Paula everyone would be complaining but no he's le heckin' wholesome and honest MASKUUUU

why is rookang here?

i don't know I'm not watching it

we all want Nobi-san to take this whole thing and buy his dream car
right?

nah we want jdcr to win and prove he's back

I have never watched a single Tekken competition and never will.

why can I not sabaki guard breaks?

who is the third guy?

chanel thinks he s gonna win lmao like he goes to events thinking he ll win lol

>>535057687
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas

fapped to knee

>

>>535057718
Chanel being able to get into a top 8 is his limit. It's sad that he chokes and jobbs so much

>>535057941
really just waiting for cs2

shant be watchin

>>535057941
why is blud touching the stick knob with his face

i'm definitely losing my week hearing spag's voice and seeing a bunch of Arabs at gunpoint to cheer for anything

free joe

gerald from core-a-gaming should shut up already

jason montoya was right

how much do you think spag & co get paid to host this? enough so they're set for a whole year?

Atif for the w inchallah

the Ding.

It's going to happen again

this is so fucking cringe just play the video game instead of posing like some anime character

is my nigga Watanabe at this tournament

What the fuck does the !Jun command mean?

>just play the video game
vf6 is not yet released

>>535059073
vgh kino....

>>535059073
cringe fest

normal party

he will unleash the power of Reina

>Be named Tekken Master
>Your greatest accomplishments are in NRS games

>>535059421
And he played Kotal Kahn. Disgusting!

Ewc should replace evo

why is he pronouncing bilal like that

like what i'm not hearing anything

>>535059481
I will say, that Evo reset with SonicFox was fun to watch until the last match where fox just went with alien and effortlessly won, killing all the hype the previous 9 matches built up

atifbros how are we choking this time

Aris witnessed and narrated the death of MK and Tekken, it's impressive

putting all my savings (12€) on knee

>>535059580
Yes yes, the moment where he first took off the furry hat
Cool moment even with the pay2win power creep. Hopefully these EWC matches are good today on our side of things

ATIF VS ARSLAN GRAND FINALS
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

stif butt

arslan will choke in groups like always
atif will get washed in grands no matter who he is against

>>535060197
Atif is really good but he gasses out easily huh? More than any other pro we've seen recently

what if he's against my fucking dick?

why is 480p the maximum on the youtube stream

>>535060274
phi needs to hook him up with hypnosis confidence

>>535060457
blud...

is /tekgen/ filled with raging homos or something??/

>>535060579
I think that's only me

literally no one here ever raged, ever

why does atif look so white

still pisses me off that no one plays anna except arslan and atif, who rape everyone. koreans are actually retarded

am i watching? nah

>>535059750
what website?

tasty steve is so easy to listen to

i'm playing dwarf fortress instead, ask your mom after they nerf Anna next month

>>535059750
kek

>>535060694
Pakis are exiled aryan.

>>535060735
jeondding about to rape arslan with anna in a few

fat korean mirror match

>5 mins downtime
There's a button check function at the character select screen. I wish they'd force them to use it.

>>535060694
He doesn't.

what the fuck does the red bubble even do compared to blue one?

>>535061257
safe on block

these close ups are killing me kek

>>535060858
we should build one so we can bet on matches

>>535060550
huh

Koreans genuinely do not look humans. how did they even reproduce this much?

no coaching? this is automatically superior to any twt format

why does Edge's stick have so many buttons on it

I want to bury my face in it

>>535061738
Imagine how bad his belly button smells

Capcom Won

Sega Won

How do I tell my mom I jerk off to teenage video game japanese and french lesbians 6 times a day

tournaments should only be 2 days this 3 day shit is so unnecessary

>>535061738
>>535061839
These posts made me sick. Please stop.

always thought Atif was bald

Why are they pretending that Atif would ever lose before the finals????

>>535062294
I'm a Jun main.

>>535062320
he is.. this is a glued-in wig thing you can even see the seam

>>535061709
same as last year, that's why chanel choked a 4 game lead in the finals

>>535062173
sometimes I imagine what would happen if my mom knew about the shit I jerk off to and it gives me the same existential dread as thinking about death

damn you can step that?

So like, is there ever a point when they're just not mashing buttons? This shit looks so gay.

>>535062742
I'm having the same feeling. Hwoarang is so fucking disgusting

>>535062794
it's called using your frames, buddy

WHERE IS THE BRYAN?
COME ON SAY IT
WHERE IS HE

>>535062996
he's saving it for the GF against Arselan Ass

>>535063028
SAVING IT FOR WHAT BUDDY?
NIGGA IS IN LOSERS

washed

LETS GO EDGE

lmaoooooo
blud dropping in groups
pakistan kindabad

>atif get bodied
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535062794
You're genuinely low skill if you couldn't see when they called out each others strings correctly

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Edge 2 - 0 Atif
Oh man this is a fun start

>>535063304
NTA but don't be rude
Tekken looks like mashing unless you have a lot of time in the franchise, and T8 DOES have a lot of mashing.

hwo always looks like mashing in every tekken. corny character

>>535062854
Hwoarang hate is so forced

why are these commentators always sucking the paki dick
wtf

>>535063568
df2s this post

>>535063586
paki event
paki game

I exposed myself

>>535063304

More like guessed right. There's literally no difference in weight between deciding between a fast mid or fast low in this game. Older Tekkens let you move away from such situations so you had to earn it.

>>535063586
>location
the prize pool is saudi blood money

>>535063715
>no difference in weight between deciding between a fast mid or fast low
? you get rewarded for blocking/parrying low, but its higher risk

>>535063586
brownkken 8

>going 0-2 here gets you more money than winning your average twt master event
very cool murrat

atif is not made for this too much of a cuck under pressure

Meo-il invoking the spirit of Joe in solidarity against cosplay whores

>>535064046
Incorrect simply because all the twt master events pay out 7k + whatever the prizepool is

this nigga sponsored by Wolverhampton Wanderers

Bryan top 3
btw

bilal is a shit player that shouldn't even be here

>>535064165
thats why hes trash

>Bryan is top 1!!!
>Best Bryan from Pakistan goes 0-2
Uuuh....

wow that first round was some absolute gorilla shit

look at this Bryan just fucking mashing

pinya isn't playing today :(

>>535064445
he's having sex with master raven

That was fast lmao

we watching team fight tactics

I'm watching male on male

>wall-to-wall combos for both Jack and Bryan

so this... is good ass Tekken...

THE FLOOR IS SEMEN

>>535064782
Lee players can't have shit
Everyone got 500 just frames and wall carry

rip + steve? sovl maximum
twt could never

Lowhigh was right about meo-il

Why does Rip sound so different?

how can he be so cool bros

mudslime on mudslime violence next

This "destroying medals" joint kinda od

>>535065137
yo this dude is mad weird son

>>535065137
it's like my animes

>>534933775 (OP)
I love Obama

didnt gm just make a video about how murray ruined his life

>>535065137
>Kojima's OD is still in development despite Microsoft closing down studios
Nintendo Won